1 00:00:01,597 --> 00:00:02,931 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:02,932 --> 00:00:04,432 So how did you become a zombie? 3 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:05,733 You clawed my forearm. 4 00:00:05,734 --> 00:00:06,768 You are who you eat. 5 00:00:06,769 --> 00:00:08,102 You don't just have their visions, 6 00:00:08,103 --> 00:00:09,938 you also get some of their personality traits. 7 00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:11,005 You're a zombie now. 8 00:00:11,006 --> 00:00:12,774 For a mere 25K a month, 9 00:00:12,775 --> 00:00:15,977 I've got the brains you need to keep all your pistons firing. 10 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:17,445 My roommate took his skateboard out, 11 00:00:17,446 --> 00:00:19,147 said he was going to the park for a couple hours. 12 00:00:19,148 --> 00:00:20,448 That was four days ago. 13 00:00:20,449 --> 00:00:23,851 All right, I'm gonna walk this over to Missing Persons right now. Nice kicks. 14 00:00:23,852 --> 00:00:26,487 - Have you seen my friend? - Brother, I just saw him. 15 00:00:26,488 --> 00:00:27,855 We'll have you to him in no time. 16 00:00:27,856 --> 00:00:29,624 Be my guest. 17 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:30,758 I met another zombie. 18 00:00:30,759 --> 00:00:31,893 - Friendly? - Quite. 19 00:00:31,894 --> 00:00:33,561 Who knows if we even like each other. 20 00:00:33,562 --> 00:00:34,830 But what have we got to lose? 21 00:00:35,164 --> 00:00:36,765 Hey, where did you get those shoes? 22 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,251 _ 23 00:00:53,148 --> 00:00:55,850 Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. 24 00:00:55,851 --> 00:00:58,053 Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me. 25 00:00:58,554 --> 00:01:00,054 You know what you're doing, right? 26 00:01:00,055 --> 00:01:02,423 I mean, theoretically. Sure. 27 00:01:02,424 --> 00:01:04,559 But did you consider a trip to the ER? 28 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,027 I'm a social worker. 29 00:01:06,028 --> 00:01:08,596 My insurance covers, like, one Band-Aid a year. 30 00:01:08,597 --> 00:01:10,832 Major? What the hell? 31 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:12,067 It's nothing. 32 00:01:15,104 --> 00:01:17,839 Those are Y-incision stitches. They need to be closer together, 33 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,842 unless you're going for that Frankenstein look. 34 00:01:20,843 --> 00:01:22,910 The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character. 35 00:01:22,911 --> 00:01:25,814 - Should I just take over? - Please, God, yes. 36 00:01:27,516 --> 00:01:28,517 How did this happen? 37 00:01:29,051 --> 00:01:30,084 He got into a fight. 38 00:01:30,085 --> 00:01:31,452 I went looking for Jerome. 39 00:01:31,453 --> 00:01:33,421 And found the Candyman. 40 00:01:33,422 --> 00:01:35,990 Remember? That guy Jerome said was handing out Utopium, 41 00:01:35,991 --> 00:01:37,692 inviting kids back to his van? 42 00:01:37,693 --> 00:01:39,494 He's a real person, then? The Candyman? 43 00:01:39,495 --> 00:01:40,963 He was wearing Jerome's high tops. 44 00:01:42,097 --> 00:01:44,532 How did you know they were Jerome's? 45 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,167 They were cool shoes, but they weren't one of a kind. 46 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:47,435 They were Jerome's. 47 00:01:47,436 --> 00:01:49,704 So our friend here went full vigilante. 48 00:01:49,705 --> 00:01:53,074 Batman versus the Candyman. Point Candyman. 49 00:01:53,075 --> 00:01:55,444 And I assume that fight solved everything. 50 00:01:56,745 --> 00:02:00,548 You and the Candyman shook hands, and he led you right to Jerome. 51 00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:02,016 He knows something. 52 00:02:02,017 --> 00:02:03,084 I know it. 53 00:02:03,085 --> 00:02:06,487 You're a social worker, not a cop. You could've been killed. 54 00:02:06,488 --> 00:02:07,989 I was an all-conference strong safety 55 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:09,991 for the Washington Huskies, baby. 56 00:02:09,992 --> 00:02:13,028 A head-hunter. I'm a dangerous man. 57 00:02:13,629 --> 00:02:15,631 The Candyman is dangerous-er. 58 00:02:16,665 --> 00:02:18,099 Please promise me that that's the last time 59 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:20,034 you'll take matters into your own hands. There's a reason... 60 00:02:20,035 --> 00:02:22,970 Liv tell you about the guy she met at the wake the other night? 61 00:02:22,971 --> 00:02:25,506 Musician type? If I hadn't stumbled in 62 00:02:25,507 --> 00:02:28,076 and totally rocker-blocked this dude... Ow! 63 00:02:28,077 --> 00:02:29,677 Quite an imagination you have there. 64 00:02:29,678 --> 00:02:31,779 Have some faith in me, all right? 65 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:34,515 I've been girding myself for this day. 66 00:02:34,516 --> 00:02:37,419 Come on. Who's your buddy? 67 00:02:37,686 --> 00:02:39,187 I'm your buddy. 68 00:02:39,188 --> 00:02:41,489 Eager to share the highs and lows of your life. 69 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:42,557 Mmm-hmm. 70 00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:45,860 New customer! 300-pounder dropped dead on his stairs. Our services are required. 71 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,129 Just a second. I don't want it to pop. 72 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,998 That's fine. Chicks dig scars. 73 00:03:01,844 --> 00:03:05,844 We've got a spinach quiche, freshly-baked baguette... 74 00:03:06,815 --> 00:03:10,818 Spicy mustard and gulai otak. 75 00:03:10,819 --> 00:03:11,919 Where's the gulai otak? 76 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,721 Are you sure it's not in there? 77 00:03:13,722 --> 00:03:15,022 Yes, I'm sure! 78 00:03:15,023 --> 00:03:19,023 Okay, um, I'll run back to Meat Cute and I'll be back in 20 minutes. 79 00:03:20,629 --> 00:03:22,698 I don't think I can wait that long. 80 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:54,000 _ 81 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:58,901 Synced and corrected by OussLP - www.addic7ed.com 82 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,658 _ 83 00:04:06,742 --> 00:04:08,977 Whew! That is straight-up nasty. 84 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:13,515 I believe the professional term is "ugh." 85 00:04:14,616 --> 00:04:16,784 Camphor? It'll help with the stench. 86 00:04:19,888 --> 00:04:21,723 Ah, better. Thanks. 87 00:04:22,991 --> 00:04:25,993 Our vic is Simon Cutler, 32 years old. 88 00:04:25,994 --> 00:04:28,563 Damn, this is the ripest dude I've smelled. 89 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:32,767 His skin reminds me of a grape that was left out in the sun too long and split open. 90 00:04:32,768 --> 00:04:35,870 You just ruined grapes for me. 91 00:04:35,871 --> 00:04:38,139 Okay, our guy here was a total shut-in. 92 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,808 No one's seen him in years, a regular Willy Wonka. 93 00:04:40,809 --> 00:04:44,045 He'd receive all necessities through the dog hatch on the front door. 94 00:04:44,046 --> 00:04:46,847 Apparently there was a pile of unopened deliveries spilling out, 95 00:04:46,848 --> 00:04:48,749 so a neighbor called the police. 96 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:51,052 Uh, I'm gonna need more of that camphor. 97 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:53,155 So no one's been in or out? 98 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:57,925 No. Which should make figuring out what killed him easy. 99 00:04:57,926 --> 00:04:59,594 How long do you think he's been here? 100 00:04:59,595 --> 00:05:02,463 Well, based on the purple hue of the skin, 101 00:05:02,464 --> 00:05:05,399 I'd say he's between putrefaction and black putrefaction. 102 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,001 You see how swollen his tongue is? 103 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,102 I'll take your word for it. 104 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:09,570 A week, maybe two. 105 00:05:09,571 --> 00:05:11,639 By the looks of his computer setup, 106 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:14,475 he could've been directing air traffic down here. 107 00:05:14,476 --> 00:05:15,744 Day trader, maybe? 108 00:05:17,579 --> 00:05:21,148 Hmm. The carpet's sticky. Nice shag. 109 00:05:21,149 --> 00:05:23,619 Apparently he's been down here since 1974. 110 00:05:24,119 --> 00:05:26,755 Spilled his soda when he collapsed. 111 00:05:27,623 --> 00:05:29,557 Fried chicken. Fried pies. 112 00:05:29,558 --> 00:05:31,759 My money says Big Boy here had a heart attack. 113 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,995 Well, a heart attack is a reasonable hypothesis, 114 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:35,763 but seeing as he's in his early 30s 115 00:05:35,764 --> 00:05:38,834 and hasn't been to the hospital recently, an autopsy is de rigueur. 116 00:05:40,502 --> 00:05:41,737 It means required. 117 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:44,605 You know, my French tutor, Mademoiselle Perrier, 118 00:05:44,606 --> 00:05:46,641 is gonna be so disappointed I blanked on that one. 119 00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:49,177 Confetti? 120 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,053 It's someone's birthday. 121 00:05:59,721 --> 00:06:01,589 Well, it was a memorable one. 122 00:06:03,191 --> 00:06:06,927 Oh. Seems the neighbors are curious about the man behind the dog hatch. 123 00:06:06,928 --> 00:06:09,463 Excuse me, Officer, what happened to him? Do you know? 124 00:06:09,464 --> 00:06:10,931 Yeah, did he suffer? 125 00:06:10,932 --> 00:06:12,634 Hey, how long was he in there? 126 00:06:15,971 --> 00:06:18,105 Come on, man, show some respect. 127 00:06:18,106 --> 00:06:20,442 What the hell is wrong with these people? 128 00:06:28,984 --> 00:06:30,718 Was I unclear? 129 00:06:30,719 --> 00:06:32,420 Our sex life is more me calling you 130 00:06:32,421 --> 00:06:33,521 when I'm so inclined, 131 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:34,855 and you resisting the urge to call me. 132 00:06:34,856 --> 00:06:36,490 My delivery hasn't arrived yet. 133 00:06:36,491 --> 00:06:37,592 It should have been there hours ago. 134 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,094 Well, it's not. 135 00:06:39,961 --> 00:06:41,830 How about I bring you a special delivery myself? 136 00:06:44,566 --> 00:06:47,568 No. I just didn't want to be charged. 137 00:06:47,569 --> 00:06:49,904 You know what? I just remembered, that my doorbell is broken, 138 00:06:49,905 --> 00:06:52,073 so he probably came by after all. 139 00:06:52,074 --> 00:06:54,108 Anyway, I have a meeting, so I better boogie. 140 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,977 I'll come by later and pick something up. 141 00:06:56,645 --> 00:06:57,912 Sorry to trouble you. 142 00:06:57,913 --> 00:06:59,081 No worries. 143 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:10,592 Another piece of confetti in his eyeball. 144 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:17,098 It is sad, don't you think? Hermit threw himself a little party. 145 00:07:17,099 --> 00:07:20,534 "Happy birthday to me!" Handful of confetti in the air. 146 00:07:20,535 --> 00:07:22,903 Internal organs are liquefied. 147 00:07:22,904 --> 00:07:27,756 Please say heart attack. I don't wanna eat, nay, drink rotten brains. 148 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:31,445 Arteries weren't blocked. No scar tissue around the heart. 149 00:07:31,446 --> 00:07:33,547 Heart attack seems unlikely. 150 00:07:33,548 --> 00:07:36,051 You know, almost anything, if you deep fry it... 151 00:07:38,453 --> 00:07:40,654 Detective Babineaux, what can we do for you? 152 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:43,124 I'm hoping you can tell me what happened to Mr. Cutler here. 153 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:45,593 Dead 10 days. No cause of death yet. 154 00:07:45,594 --> 00:07:48,129 I've sent his blood samples to that lab for bio-chem testing. 155 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:49,897 That'll give us more to work with. 156 00:07:49,898 --> 00:07:52,500 I'm afraid all the decomposition slows us down a bit. 157 00:07:52,501 --> 00:07:54,135 Well, maybe I can speed things up. 158 00:07:54,136 --> 00:07:57,571 It turns out our friend here was one of the most hated people on the Internet. 159 00:07:57,572 --> 00:08:00,508 I just spent an hour looking through death threats levied against the man. 160 00:08:00,509 --> 00:08:02,009 We're almost certainly looking at murder. 161 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:03,145 Son of a bitch! 162 00:08:05,147 --> 00:08:06,681 You've grown attached to this one, huh? 163 00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:10,419 Man's inhumanity to man. Do you ever really get used to it? 164 00:08:10,952 --> 00:08:13,521 I'm pretty used to it. 165 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:16,490 Apparently, Cutler here was an Internet troll and hacker 166 00:08:16,491 --> 00:08:18,760 known hither and yon as the Sim Reaper. 167 00:08:19,027 --> 00:08:21,762 There's already a website up celebrating this guy's demise. 168 00:08:21,763 --> 00:08:23,999 Oh, let's pull it up, shall we? 169 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,002 An Internet troll. Is that like a cyberbully? 170 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:32,139 Well, if he's an accomplished hacker, then he's like a cyberbully with super powers. 171 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:35,444 All right, Sim Reaper. Here we go. 172 00:08:36,678 --> 00:08:38,012 Are all of those links about him? 173 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:40,015 Yup. Plus some of Sim Reaper's work. 174 00:08:40,715 --> 00:08:43,551 Sexist public commentary, fascist political screeds, 175 00:08:43,552 --> 00:08:45,453 taking credit for shutting down websites, 176 00:08:45,454 --> 00:08:48,489 hacking into people's cloud-based accounts, sharing their personal content. 177 00:08:48,490 --> 00:08:49,924 What kind of person does that? 178 00:08:49,925 --> 00:08:51,592 Click right there and hear for yourself. 179 00:08:51,593 --> 00:08:53,794 It's the one known recording of Simon Cutler, 180 00:08:53,795 --> 00:08:55,831 a customer service call gone very wrong. 181 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,000 Customer service, this is Shanie. 182 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:01,869 Shanie, perfect! 183 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:04,705 I've been on hold for 45 minutes. 184 00:09:04,706 --> 00:09:07,141 I'm sorry about that, sir. Can I have your account number, please? 185 00:09:07,142 --> 00:09:09,977 I've given it. Several times. 186 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:11,479 Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up. 187 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:16,050 I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie. I am the keeper of the web. 188 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:20,087 CEOs of Fortune 500 companies tremble before me. 189 00:09:20,088 --> 00:09:23,691 I am invisible, intangible, untouchable. 190 00:09:23,692 --> 00:09:25,860 I am the bringer of cyber-darkness. 191 00:09:25,861 --> 00:09:29,861 Fail me, and I will delete you like so much digital noise. 192 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,934 Why are all the good ones unavailable? 193 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:36,403 I have Forensics looking at his laptop for leads. 194 00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:38,072 But if you get any psychic stirrings, let me know. 195 00:09:38,073 --> 00:09:42,073 Don't worry, Detective. I'm sure Liv will suck it up and help any way she can. 196 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:54,819 _ 197 00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:01,496 I can't believe you actually drank that. 198 00:10:01,963 --> 00:10:06,982 Simon Cutler's rotten brains go down in history as the worst. By far. 199 00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:09,470 Frankly, I'm impressed that they went down at all. 200 00:10:09,471 --> 00:10:13,007 I have my first zombie date tonight. How do you think puking on him is gonna play? 201 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:16,577 Maybe if you ate something? Something else. 202 00:10:16,578 --> 00:10:18,613 Like saltines maybe. It's worth a shot. 203 00:10:23,184 --> 00:10:24,818 Hey, where did these donuts come from? 204 00:10:24,819 --> 00:10:27,588 Oh, I brought them in as a peace offering for the early crew. 205 00:10:27,589 --> 00:10:30,925 I'd offer you one, but you've never been a donut fan. 206 00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:33,308 Must have donuts. 207 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:39,274 Great. I ate Homer Simpson's brain. 208 00:10:59,821 --> 00:11:01,156 Are you all right? 209 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:04,492 He was choking on a donut. He couldn't breathe. 210 00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:06,728 I think it was a food allergy. 211 00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:09,029 What, you think something in the donut caused anaphylaxis? 212 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,965 He barely made it up those stairs we found him on 213 00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:14,168 and gave himself a shot of epinephrine. 214 00:11:14,169 --> 00:11:17,104 That may be why he was found on those stairs. 215 00:11:17,105 --> 00:11:19,473 He was trying to get to an EpiPen and he didn't make it. 216 00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:21,976 Except I didn't find any trigger foods in his stomach. 217 00:11:21,977 --> 00:11:23,611 No peanuts. No shellfish. 218 00:11:23,612 --> 00:11:25,814 Then what the hell killed him? 219 00:11:26,548 --> 00:11:28,515 Why don't you tell us why you're back here, Joey? 220 00:11:28,516 --> 00:11:30,819 I got booted from my house. 221 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:32,654 Again. 222 00:11:32,921 --> 00:11:35,489 We know that. But why? 223 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:36,824 You've got the file. 224 00:11:36,825 --> 00:11:39,126 If you don't share, that's a privilege drop, 225 00:11:39,127 --> 00:11:40,829 and I don't wanna have to... 226 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:44,031 Major, what happened to your face? 227 00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:46,067 Rollerblading. It's back, people. 228 00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,671 Joey, what are you doing back here? 229 00:11:49,871 --> 00:11:52,039 Trashed my mom's place. 230 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,507 Now why would you do that? 231 00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:54,843 Mike was being a tool. 232 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:59,046 Joey, we've established that Mike is always a tool. 233 00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:02,450 But trashing your mom's place? That's you surrendering control. 234 00:12:02,751 --> 00:12:04,451 Come on, man. 235 00:12:04,452 --> 00:12:07,755 And that's one of the things Joey will be working on. 236 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:11,426 Finding healthy ways to express his anger. 237 00:12:11,427 --> 00:12:12,427 _ 238 00:12:12,493 --> 00:12:14,963 No phones during group. Privilege drop! 239 00:12:16,665 --> 00:12:20,735 You went looking for Eddie and Jerome, didn't you? 240 00:12:22,637 --> 00:12:26,140 That's you surrendering to your messiah complex, dude. 241 00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:27,976 Reality check time. 242 00:12:30,578 --> 00:12:31,646 They're dead. 243 00:12:33,682 --> 00:12:36,717 So you're telling me the most hated man on the Internet 244 00:12:36,718 --> 00:12:37,851 was killed by a donut? 245 00:12:37,852 --> 00:12:41,755 No. Anaphylactic shock killed him. But there was no food in his system. 246 00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:43,657 In my vision, it was a donut that almost killed him. 247 00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:45,926 No idea what triggered the anaphylactic shock this time. 248 00:12:45,927 --> 00:12:47,061 I'm confused. 249 00:12:47,062 --> 00:12:48,063 Yeah, so are we. 250 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,104 Liv? 251 00:12:57,572 --> 00:12:59,640 You okay? 252 00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,776 Yeah. Sorry, I... 253 00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:04,913 think maybe my breakfast didn't agree with me. 254 00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:10,685 "Happy birthday!" And you're dead. 255 00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:16,124 If I didn't know better, I'd swear you're having a vision. 256 00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:22,129 Hold on. Simon Cutler's birthday is... 257 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,965 I just typed it into my police report. 258 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,934 His birthday isn't for another four months. 259 00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:28,969 Who sends a card that far ahead of time? 260 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,437 And with nothing written on the inside? 261 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:32,172 - No stamp. - Hand delivered. 262 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,908 Maybe the card was a message from the killer. 263 00:13:35,844 --> 00:13:38,078 - Oh, my God, the confetti. - The what? 264 00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:40,748 The confetti. It was scattered on the rug. 265 00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:43,050 We even dug some out of Simon's eye. 266 00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:46,620 It's a confetti flinger. You open the card and confetti shoots out. 267 00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:49,590 My sorority used these during rush to let pledges know they were accepted. 268 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:51,025 "Congrats, you're a Mu Theta." Fwick! 269 00:13:51,693 --> 00:13:52,694 Can I see that? 270 00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:01,402 What does that smell like to you? 271 00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:04,972 Peanuts. 272 00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:06,173 The confetti flinger 273 00:14:06,174 --> 00:14:08,442 was a peanut powder delivery system. 274 00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:12,113 Congratulations, Detective. You've discovered the murder weapon. 275 00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:20,051 _ 276 00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:22,790 Assist a detective in solving a murder case. 277 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:26,126 Help stave off a zombie apocalypse. Fake being a psychic. 278 00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:28,061 I've got a lot of balls in the air. 279 00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:30,498 Yet here I am, getting ready for a date. 280 00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:34,902 The last time I sweated an outfit choice was the night Major proposed. 281 00:14:34,903 --> 00:14:37,504 Of course, I did it the five nights leading up to the proposal, 282 00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,740 because I was sure it was coming. 283 00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:42,142 I was sure about everything with Major. 284 00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:45,012 There was no debating whether or not he was the one. 285 00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:48,916 I didn't worry I'd get bored of being with the same person year after year. 286 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,920 He was it for me. I thought I'd spend the rest of my life with Major. 287 00:14:52,921 --> 00:14:56,690 And I guess I did. But apparently my death is a new chapter. 288 00:14:56,691 --> 00:14:58,860 Bizarre as that may be. 289 00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:22,816 What the hell? 290 00:15:24,686 --> 00:15:26,820 This is Lowell, leave a message. 291 00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:29,957 Hey, Lowell. So sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. 292 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:34,027 I'm literally seconds away from puking. I, I... It hit me out of nowhere. 293 00:15:34,028 --> 00:15:38,028 And I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. I hope you understand... 294 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:42,870 Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot. I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. 295 00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:46,440 I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain and can't get out of my apartment. 296 00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:48,443 Okay. Bye. 297 00:15:51,512 --> 00:15:53,114 Dr. Chakrabarti. 298 00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:57,618 Wanted to share intel on that near decapitation. 299 00:15:57,619 --> 00:16:00,721 They said he was found by some hikers out on Cold Creek Trail. 300 00:16:00,722 --> 00:16:02,990 But the body was covered in bear saliva, 301 00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:05,125 so I'm guessing the bear got to him before the hikers did. 302 00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:06,460 Could a bear have done this? 303 00:16:06,461 --> 00:16:10,530 Well, the bear was responsible for the scratching and gnawing part, all postmortem. 304 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,834 But the wounds on the neck are consistent with those of a carpenter's claw hammer. 305 00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:17,835 Fingerprints confirm our vic's Michael Dornan, 18. 306 00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:20,974 A foster kid who's been in and out of juvie since he was 11. 307 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:22,876 - That's curious. - Why is that? 308 00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:24,879 Well, the contents of his stomach. Look. 309 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,482 It reads like the main course at a shah wedding. 310 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,851 Wagyu beef. Italian white truffles. 311 00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:33,420 If somebody poured in a bottle of Bordeaux, it would be my dream meal. 312 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:34,755 Is there a point? 313 00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:37,090 You're not much of a foodie, are you? 314 00:16:37,091 --> 00:16:40,027 Wagyu beef is about $100 for a filet. 315 00:16:40,028 --> 00:16:42,729 Italian white truffles are about $200 an ounce. 316 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,866 This street kid had about $500 worth of food in his stomach. 317 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,034 How does a down-and-out kid 318 00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:48,403 have access to that kind of food? 319 00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:49,903 Has Liv had a look at him? 320 00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:51,405 Sadly, she's home, sick. 321 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:53,874 Yeah, I could use her help on the Cutler case too. 322 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:57,177 Our forensics guys couldn't find anything on Simon's laptop. 323 00:16:57,178 --> 00:17:00,080 I was hoping Liv could look at it, maybe get some whoo-whoo. 324 00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:02,049 I was planning on dropping in on her later. 325 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,651 I'd be happy to drop the laptop off if you'd like. 326 00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:06,119 What am I supposed to do with it? 327 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,656 Well, Clive thought if you handled Simon's laptop, you might pick something up. 328 00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:13,193 Yeah, I know how Clive thinks my fake psychic powers work, but what's your endgame here? 329 00:17:13,194 --> 00:17:15,929 Are you expecting me to eat the hard drive? 330 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,832 It's password protected, what am I supposed to... 331 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,135 Okay. That was kind of creepy. 332 00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,437 Or kind of amazing. 333 00:17:23,438 --> 00:17:25,105 I've got Simon's muscle memory. 334 00:17:25,106 --> 00:17:27,008 Please don't let me be opening gross porn. 335 00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:29,876 Seriously. 336 00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:31,511 What are the chances an agoraphobe in his 20s 337 00:17:31,512 --> 00:17:33,548 was not a chronic chicken choker? 338 00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:35,916 What the hell is Warlock Forest? 339 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,617 Have you been living under a crag? 340 00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:40,187 Which is a large jagged rock in Warlock Forest. 341 00:17:40,188 --> 00:17:43,056 It's an MMORPG. A multiplayer online role playing game. 342 00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:45,692 Oh, is that one of those games where grown men pretend to be 343 00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:47,828 warrior gnomes and quest after magical knickknacks? 344 00:17:47,829 --> 00:17:51,531 No. It's one of those games where hard-working professionals can relax 345 00:17:51,532 --> 00:17:53,433 whilst performing virtual heroic acts 346 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,902 that require creativity, tactical skill and teamwork, 347 00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,971 while saving the Moss Princess. 348 00:17:57,972 --> 00:17:59,673 It's a billion-dollar industry. 349 00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:00,974 Some people even get paid loads of money 350 00:18:00,975 --> 00:18:02,843 to level up characters that can dominate in these games. 351 00:18:02,844 --> 00:18:04,945 People make money playing video games? 352 00:18:04,946 --> 00:18:05,947 Oh, yeah, it's big business. 353 00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:08,182 This is dorky... 354 00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:11,686 Wait, what did I just do? 355 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,654 Oh, you're a trollock. 356 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,557 I'm a Polish troll? 357 00:18:17,825 --> 00:18:21,825 You're a troll with warlock abilities. The second most powerful of all the half lings. 358 00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:25,132 Those are the people you're playing with. They saw you log on. 359 00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:28,668 At 3:00 p.m. on a weekday, people are sitting around waiting for a Polish troll. 360 00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:30,070 Master! You have returned! 361 00:18:30,071 --> 00:18:31,571 Hey, who's this jackass? 362 00:18:31,572 --> 00:18:33,741 All hail Sim Reaper! 363 00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:35,475 He's talking to you. 364 00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:37,978 Your mortal enemy Full Auto has claimed he killed you 365 00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:39,980 for exterminating all of his soul brethren. 366 00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:42,716 Sim Reaper exterminating Full Auto's soul brethren 367 00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:45,552 could've cost a serious player many thousands of dollars. 368 00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:48,955 Full Auto shall send forth waves of minions bent on your destruction. 369 00:18:48,956 --> 00:18:50,557 You must take back Tree Palace. 370 00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:52,125 You have to respond. 371 00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,494 Everyone uses voice modulation, so they won't know you're a girl. 372 00:18:54,495 --> 00:18:56,831 I'm not taking back Tree Palace. 373 00:18:57,065 --> 00:18:58,698 You must! 374 00:18:58,699 --> 00:19:00,100 Liv, if anything brought me to violence 375 00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,702 it'd be someone exterminating my soul brethren. 376 00:19:02,703 --> 00:19:05,439 You have to play to find this Full Auto guy. He could be our killer. 377 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,641 I don't even know what I'm doing. 378 00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:10,410 Yet I know that if I use my freezing rod on these fire witches, 379 00:19:10,411 --> 00:19:12,813 I can take out all seven at once. But I hate this kind of crap. 380 00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,815 I'll go home and log in. I can help you from inside the game. 381 00:19:14,816 --> 00:19:16,483 How will I know who you are? 382 00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:19,453 I'm a were-terrier with healing abilities called Arf Vader. 383 00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:20,555 This is going to be epic. 384 00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:31,428 Aw, man! That's brutal. Try to do that one more time. 385 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:33,468 Jerome? 386 00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:36,137 Is it too loud? 387 00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:39,040 No, I just, uh... 388 00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:42,976 I heard Jerome and thought maybe... 389 00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:45,779 Your optimism is tragic. 390 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:49,484 It's just old skate stuff Jerome posted on YouTube. It's how we share tricks. 391 00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:53,153 Is there a lot of footage like this from the skate park? 392 00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:55,923 Yeah. There's like hundreds of videos, 393 00:19:56,657 --> 00:20:00,428 and maybe four don't completely suck. 394 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:06,167 Why are you scoping the crowd? It's all skate skanks and hobos. 395 00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:09,704 Okay, keep going. 396 00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:12,606 Okay, we're going in fast and tight. 397 00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:15,775 If you're casting vapor spells, you need to be casting as we enter. 398 00:20:15,776 --> 00:20:19,012 Full Auto's all about the obscuring veil, so remember to stay centered. 399 00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:21,848 They'll be blasting orbs, but if we hit them heavy with diviners 400 00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:24,684 and reserve our gem spells, we can take these bitches. 401 00:20:24,685 --> 00:20:25,852 And this should go without saying, 402 00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:28,688 but don't use your multi-crystals until we're inside. 403 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:29,856 Arf Vader... 404 00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,191 Do you have boon to revive us? 405 00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:33,161 I only have enough boon to resurrect four people. 406 00:20:33,895 --> 00:20:37,164 Timber, you're on recon for Arf. Okay, we're going. 407 00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:38,798 Stay in formation! 408 00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:41,801 Why am I not seeing shields? Timber, if we lose Arf, I will crush you. 409 00:20:41,802 --> 00:20:46,139 I will drive you into the sea and hear the lamentations of your women! 410 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,575 Vapor casters, why am I not clouded in iridescence right now? 411 00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:51,745 Mom! Hi. 412 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:54,514 Peyton told me you were sick. I thought I'd come by and take care of you. 413 00:20:54,515 --> 00:20:56,950 Mmm. That's so sweet. 414 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,186 Wait, who the hell just cast an opal rendering? 415 00:20:59,187 --> 00:21:01,454 Olivia? I brought you... 416 00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,522 Soup. 417 00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:03,857 I'm sorry. We're storming the Tree Palace right now 418 00:21:03,858 --> 00:21:07,160 and I've got fire witches up my ass and a battalion of idiots who don't understand 419 00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,129 what "reserve your gem spells" means. 420 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:12,733 Well, this is the most engaged I've heard you sound in a long time. 421 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,902 I wish it were with actual people. 422 00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:18,638 Honey, I know this has been a challenging year. 423 00:21:18,639 --> 00:21:20,974 And I want you to know that I love you. 424 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,677 And all I want for you is to be happy. 425 00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:27,447 But I worry that you're letting your life pass you by. 426 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,749 Sorry, Mom. What did you say? 427 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:32,119 Just, sit up straight, sweetheart. 428 00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:36,523 Thank you. For the soup. 429 00:21:36,524 --> 00:21:38,725 This is important police business. 430 00:21:38,726 --> 00:21:39,961 Hmm. 431 00:21:41,495 --> 00:21:42,597 We're in! We're in! 432 00:21:43,431 --> 00:21:45,865 Take this boon and you can't be killed for five minutes. 433 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:47,133 It's your only boon. 434 00:21:47,134 --> 00:21:49,636 You need to find Full Auto. 435 00:21:49,637 --> 00:21:51,571 Oh, my God. He's coming for you! 436 00:21:51,572 --> 00:21:54,407 Sim Reaper? I killed you. You were dead. 437 00:21:54,408 --> 00:21:55,609 Vengeance was mine. 438 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,877 Yeah. I don't think so. 439 00:21:57,878 --> 00:22:01,181 My name's Olivia Moore and I'm with the Seattle Police Department. 440 00:22:01,182 --> 00:22:04,184 I need to ask you a few questions regarding the murder of Simon Cutler, 441 00:22:04,185 --> 00:22:05,719 also known as Sim Reaper. 442 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,556 Seriously? 443 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,425 Full Auto? 444 00:22:12,426 --> 00:22:14,028 Am I gonna need a lawyer? 445 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,860 _ 446 00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:24,538 - You're Full Auto? - Yeah. 447 00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,608 - How old are you? - Fourteen. 448 00:22:28,609 --> 00:22:31,878 Wait, did you say you were from the Seattle Police Department? 449 00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:33,446 Is that where Sim Reaper was from? 450 00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,650 - You didn't know? - Well, there were a lot of theories. 451 00:22:35,983 --> 00:22:37,984 There was a whole Warlock Forest thread devoted to 452 00:22:37,985 --> 00:22:41,022 who the Reaper was and where he lived. No one knew for sure. 453 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:44,457 - So he's really dead? - Yes. 454 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,126 And you think I had something to do with it? 455 00:22:46,127 --> 00:22:48,928 - Well, you threatened him. - In a game. 456 00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:52,399 And even if I knew who he was, how would I get to Seattle? 457 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,768 I live in New York. 458 00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:56,803 That's the Empire State Building, lady. 459 00:22:58,739 --> 00:23:03,043 Fourteen, lives in New York, had no idea who Simon was or where he lived. 460 00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:05,011 That is depressing news. 461 00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:08,882 A 14-year-old kid had over 20 soul brethren. My highest was three. 462 00:23:10,518 --> 00:23:11,919 Hang on a sec. 463 00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:21,562 You sounded overwhelmed in your message, so... 464 00:23:22,596 --> 00:23:24,831 You're giving me anti-anxiety meds. 465 00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:27,133 I ate a brain with PTSD a few weeks ago. 466 00:23:27,134 --> 00:23:29,102 It took four to put a dent in it, but it got me through. 467 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,506 If you're sharing prescription drugs with me, I should at least offer you a drink. 468 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:39,813 I'll call you back later. 469 00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:42,516 Of course. Don't do anything I wouldn't... 470 00:23:44,185 --> 00:23:46,419 So... 471 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:49,423 Did you run out of napkins or were you just fondled by an Oompa Loompa? 472 00:23:50,091 --> 00:23:52,559 There's some on your butt too. Not that I was looking. 473 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,528 I clearly was expecting visitors. 474 00:23:55,162 --> 00:23:56,529 Sorry if it's distracting. 475 00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:58,064 It's probably the least distracting thing about you. 476 00:23:58,065 --> 00:24:01,469 Whoa. Slow your roll, Silver-Tongued Devil. Baby steps. 477 00:24:01,736 --> 00:24:03,803 This is a new thing for me. Dating. 478 00:24:03,804 --> 00:24:06,440 Oh, this isn't a date. It's a drop-by. 479 00:24:06,774 --> 00:24:09,577 Maybe that's what you call it in Buckingham Regalshire. 480 00:24:09,844 --> 00:24:12,145 Learn your British accents. I'm from London. 481 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:16,864 And I'm pretty sure "drop by" is an American term. 482 00:24:16,984 --> 00:24:20,653 Whatever this is, I haven't done it in a long time. 483 00:24:20,654 --> 00:24:23,456 And I didn't think I'd be doing it again. 484 00:24:23,457 --> 00:24:25,725 With anyone other than the guy I was supposed to marry. 485 00:24:25,726 --> 00:24:28,194 - You were engaged? - Up until I became a zombie. 486 00:24:28,195 --> 00:24:31,164 And I'm not over it at all. 487 00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,665 I need to get there eventually, but... 488 00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,667 - Do you? - Need to get over it? 489 00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:35,735 Yeah. 490 00:24:35,736 --> 00:24:37,103 Well, what's the alternative? 491 00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:38,905 Stay in love with a guy I can never be with? 492 00:24:38,906 --> 00:24:41,008 You know people do that all the time, right? 493 00:24:41,842 --> 00:24:44,544 I'm sorry. I'm being that girl who talks about her ex. 494 00:24:44,545 --> 00:24:48,015 Yeah, but you're also the girl who had this freakish thing happen to her, 495 00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:51,751 and you're discussing it with probably the one guy who would understand. 496 00:24:51,752 --> 00:24:55,989 So, what brings a nice British lad like you to Seattle? 497 00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:59,192 Well, I had to escape the chilly, wet, 498 00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,428 depressing London weather. 499 00:25:01,429 --> 00:25:02,930 So, Seattle, naturally. 500 00:25:03,597 --> 00:25:05,064 There may have also been a girl. 501 00:25:05,065 --> 00:25:06,733 Oh, there's always a girl. 502 00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:09,904 So, your ex, what's he like? 503 00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:12,473 Determined. 504 00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:16,677 Hey, Ravi, you gotta look at this. 505 00:25:20,848 --> 00:25:21,849 You see that guy? 506 00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:23,451 I see a blurry face. 507 00:25:23,951 --> 00:25:25,685 He's the one who beat me up. 508 00:25:25,686 --> 00:25:27,954 I've watched a hundred of these videos, and he keeps popping up. 509 00:25:27,955 --> 00:25:29,590 But I can't find a good shot of him. 510 00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:31,158 You've popped a stitch. 511 00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:34,194 Ah. 512 00:25:34,195 --> 00:25:35,428 I'm gonna run over to Liv's. 513 00:25:35,429 --> 00:25:36,729 Uh, maybe you shouldn't. 514 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:39,432 - Uh, it's late. - Yeah, she's always up late. 515 00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:41,100 Ooh, let me. Uh, there's a sewing kit in the bathroom 516 00:25:41,101 --> 00:25:43,770 that I nicked from a posh hotel when my cousin got married. 517 00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:46,606 I'd rather not use a hotel sewing kit on my face, but... 518 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:49,175 I can fix one stitch. Major, you really shouldn't. 519 00:25:50,511 --> 00:25:51,979 She's not alone. 520 00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:55,716 - Sorry. - It's fine. 521 00:25:57,418 --> 00:25:59,552 Thanks for letting me know. 522 00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:01,888 You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding, 523 00:26:01,889 --> 00:26:04,057 I genuinely used to have a recurring nightmare about that. 524 00:26:04,058 --> 00:26:06,659 I can see why. You're up. 525 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:10,930 My mate's bachelor party. I drank too much, passed out, 526 00:26:10,931 --> 00:26:14,931 woke up in the drunk tank of the county jail with a scratch on my leg. 527 00:26:15,536 --> 00:26:17,570 - No idea how it happened. - What the hell? 528 00:26:17,571 --> 00:26:18,739 How many of us are there out there? 529 00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:21,407 Well, there can't be that many if you're the first I've seen. 530 00:26:21,408 --> 00:26:25,078 And I'd like to think that there would be a 531 00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:28,715 special bulletin if there were roaming packs of zombies. 532 00:26:28,716 --> 00:26:29,883 How do you eat? 533 00:26:29,884 --> 00:26:32,686 A funeral home over on Baker. 534 00:26:33,521 --> 00:26:37,490 For the right price, a mortician will look the other way. 535 00:26:37,491 --> 00:26:38,825 I assume since you work in a morgue... 536 00:26:38,826 --> 00:26:40,960 You assume correctly. 537 00:26:40,961 --> 00:26:42,629 Oh, yeah... 538 00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:44,764 I long for the days when I just had to explain 539 00:26:44,765 --> 00:26:48,434 to some drunk groupie how I got the inspiration for my songs. 540 00:26:48,435 --> 00:26:51,938 I'm not really the groupie type, but 541 00:26:51,939 --> 00:26:54,040 next time you play, I'd love to come see you. 542 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,843 I don't play in public anymore. 543 00:26:56,844 --> 00:26:58,711 A week after the bachelor party 544 00:26:58,712 --> 00:27:01,047 I had a show, went on stage. 545 00:27:01,048 --> 00:27:04,517 And got that pre-gig adrenaline rush, 546 00:27:04,518 --> 00:27:06,119 and started to... 547 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,656 You know, um, so... 548 00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:11,825 For everyone's safety, I stopped playing shows. 549 00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:14,461 I can still play in the studio. 550 00:27:14,728 --> 00:27:15,729 I am so sorry. 551 00:27:17,965 --> 00:27:22,403 That is so incredibly unfair and awful. 552 00:27:24,471 --> 00:27:26,740 Um, it's... You know, it's funny, I, I... 553 00:27:27,841 --> 00:27:30,076 I didn't think that I was the type of guy who wanted 554 00:27:30,077 --> 00:27:31,745 people to feel bad for me, but... 555 00:27:34,114 --> 00:27:37,017 You just said the exact thing I've been dying for someone to say to me. 556 00:27:44,592 --> 00:27:46,826 I am sorry. 557 00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:48,461 It's fine. I'm just not... 558 00:27:48,462 --> 00:27:51,531 I, I know you're not. Um, uh, you, you... 559 00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:53,633 Made that very clear. I, um... 560 00:27:53,634 --> 00:27:55,469 Uh, let's, let's just... 561 00:27:56,136 --> 00:27:58,738 Whoa! Uh... 562 00:27:58,739 --> 00:28:02,743 I did not predict that you'd be a fan of the slutty women of Middle Earth. 563 00:28:04,411 --> 00:28:07,014 I'm not blowing you off. It's just this is a lead in the case I'm working on. 564 00:28:07,881 --> 00:28:10,651 Of course, um... I should go. 565 00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:13,654 - It's not about... - No, no, no. Uh... 566 00:28:15,122 --> 00:28:17,523 Our murder victim might have been killed by a donut. 567 00:28:17,524 --> 00:28:18,726 I, I get it. 568 00:28:19,026 --> 00:28:21,495 Thank you. I'll call you. Really! 569 00:28:27,768 --> 00:28:29,402 I'm sorry, but we're closed. 570 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,405 Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD. 571 00:28:32,806 --> 00:28:35,008 Have you ever seen this man? 572 00:28:35,009 --> 00:28:36,676 I can't say he looks familiar. 573 00:28:36,677 --> 00:28:37,811 Perhaps a coworker could look? 574 00:28:38,112 --> 00:28:42,182 No, it's just me. But leave the photo. I'll show the staff tomorrow. 575 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:43,716 Out of curiosity, what's he done? 576 00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:44,785 He died. 577 00:28:45,052 --> 00:28:48,655 Oh, no. That's awful. So young. 578 00:28:48,656 --> 00:28:52,191 He had a very specific type of meat and truffle combination in his stomach 579 00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:55,094 that's only sold at a few shops here in Seattle, including this one. 580 00:28:55,095 --> 00:28:57,797 I figured maybe someone here might have seen him. 581 00:29:00,634 --> 00:29:01,901 Didn't you say you were alone here? 582 00:29:01,902 --> 00:29:04,004 That's just the ice machine dropping a load. 583 00:29:04,905 --> 00:29:08,142 Scares the hell out of me sometimes when I'm here by myself. 584 00:29:09,009 --> 00:29:12,146 Do you wanna take a look around, Detective? Come on back. 585 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,415 Fair warning, though. It is a butcher shop. 586 00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:18,752 The guts. The carnage. It can be like Gettysburg back there. 587 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,754 Some people find it disturbing. Not me. 588 00:29:21,755 --> 00:29:23,423 They say you don't wanna know how the sausage is made. 589 00:29:23,424 --> 00:29:25,692 I'm the guy who just had to know. 590 00:29:25,693 --> 00:29:27,928 Come on. I'd love to give you the nickel tour. 591 00:29:28,529 --> 00:29:31,531 You're a homicide detective. I'm sure you've seen worse. 592 00:29:31,532 --> 00:29:33,966 And you have to sample the blood pudding. 593 00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:35,869 It is the best in town. 594 00:29:43,577 --> 00:29:44,610 Babineaux. 595 00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:46,713 I've got something on the Simon Cutler case. 596 00:29:46,714 --> 00:29:47,780 You've gotta see this. 597 00:29:47,781 --> 00:29:51,919 All right, I'll be there in 10. I'm just leaving that charcuterie on Pine. 598 00:29:53,153 --> 00:29:54,788 My info is on the back of the photo. 599 00:29:55,089 --> 00:29:57,857 If any of your employees remember anything, have 'em call me. 600 00:29:57,858 --> 00:29:59,059 Absolutely. 601 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,761 _ 602 00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:13,139 Do we know Sim Reaper's dead? 603 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:16,676 We cracked open a 1000-dollar bottle of wine that my father bequeathed to me. 604 00:30:16,677 --> 00:30:18,111 We were supposed to hand it down to our children. 605 00:30:18,112 --> 00:30:21,447 But we like to live in the moment. And this felt like one. 606 00:30:21,448 --> 00:30:22,749 So you were happy about it? 607 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,417 - Delighted. - Euphoric. 608 00:30:24,418 --> 00:30:26,886 Can you reposition me? I can't really see their faces. 609 00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:28,821 Oh, sorry about that. 610 00:30:28,822 --> 00:30:32,959 My partner here found a Yelp review of your establishment, The Best All Around Donuts... 611 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,494 Former establishment. 612 00:30:34,495 --> 00:30:35,995 Written by the Sim Reaper. 613 00:30:35,996 --> 00:30:37,463 Okay, right there is good. 614 00:30:37,464 --> 00:30:39,599 Which was the online alias of Simon Cutler. 615 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,733 Mmm-hmm. 616 00:30:40,734 --> 00:30:43,569 "I told these morons when I ordered their crullers, 'No peanuts, morons.' 617 00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:46,839 "But the morons said they were nut-free, so I ate them and they almost killed me. 618 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,407 "Now I'm taking my business elsewhere 619 00:30:48,408 --> 00:30:52,145 "and using every breath I take to obliterate their pitiful little crap-shack." 620 00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:55,481 Not the sort of feedback you'd display on your cash register, was it? 621 00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,083 Our crullers had no nuts. 622 00:30:57,084 --> 00:31:00,586 Yeah, after we saw the review, we learned that our canola oil 623 00:31:00,587 --> 00:31:02,989 comes from a factory where they make peanut oil in the same machinery. 624 00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:04,657 Before we could switch brands, we were swamped 625 00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:05,925 with this tidal wave of negative reviews. 626 00:31:05,926 --> 00:31:07,894 "I found a rat tail in my maple bar." 627 00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:09,095 Outrageous stuff like that. 628 00:31:09,096 --> 00:31:11,464 We put our life savings into that place. 629 00:31:11,465 --> 00:31:13,166 Like that, it was gone. 630 00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,902 I mean, he must've generated 50 scathing reviews on his own. 631 00:31:15,903 --> 00:31:17,171 That killed your business. 632 00:31:18,038 --> 00:31:21,441 If you wanted to kill him, it also gave you an idea on how to do it. 633 00:31:21,909 --> 00:31:23,043 Anaphylactic shock. 634 00:31:24,511 --> 00:31:27,413 That's what killed him? The reports didn't say. 635 00:31:27,414 --> 00:31:29,615 To the rest of the world he was this mysterious shut-in. 636 00:31:29,616 --> 00:31:31,884 But you knew where he lived. You brought him crullers. 637 00:31:31,885 --> 00:31:33,619 We didn't even know the guy's real name. 638 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,688 We delivered crullers to a hundred different addresses. 639 00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:37,623 We weren't delivering to Sim Reaper. 640 00:31:37,624 --> 00:31:39,926 We likely would've remembered that address. 641 00:31:39,927 --> 00:31:42,162 "Simon Cutler" meant nothing to us. 642 00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:48,801 They have motive, Clive. Motive and means. 643 00:31:48,802 --> 00:31:51,404 But you know what? I don't think they did it. 644 00:31:51,405 --> 00:31:53,806 Maybe you got a different vibe sitting there in the room with them, 645 00:31:53,807 --> 00:31:57,143 but from where I sit, if they were lying, they were doing it well. 646 00:31:57,144 --> 00:32:00,614 Admitting they celebrated the man's death. 647 00:32:01,515 --> 00:32:02,849 Were you saying something? 648 00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:05,952 My gut says they're innocent. 649 00:32:05,953 --> 00:32:09,188 Which would mean we're back to no one knew the guy's address. 650 00:32:09,189 --> 00:32:10,957 He never left his house. 651 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,426 That gamer kid I tracked down implied that the Yelp review 652 00:32:13,427 --> 00:32:16,562 was the only clue anyone had about where he lived. 653 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,131 Best All Around Donuts delivered in a three-mile radius. 654 00:32:19,132 --> 00:32:21,434 What did he say? 655 00:32:21,435 --> 00:32:24,404 He wasn't going to stop eating donuts completely. 656 00:32:26,139 --> 00:32:28,475 "I'm taking my business elsewhere." 657 00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:31,777 Do you realize what that means? 658 00:32:31,778 --> 00:32:35,778 There must be other donut shops that delivered to that same area! Right? 659 00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:38,819 Are you there, Clive? 660 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:42,723 Yeah, he probably realized what that means. 661 00:33:03,176 --> 00:33:05,646 - I thought it was broken. - Oh, it was. 662 00:33:05,913 --> 00:33:07,847 It works intermittently. 663 00:33:07,848 --> 00:33:10,050 Must be a loose wire or something. 664 00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:11,718 Or something. 665 00:33:14,021 --> 00:33:15,988 What you working on? 666 00:33:15,989 --> 00:33:19,726 Oh, one of my clients wants a trend analysis report on nesting. 667 00:33:20,661 --> 00:33:24,031 Is it over, or is it transitioning into cocooning? 668 00:33:24,765 --> 00:33:25,866 Huh! 669 00:33:26,566 --> 00:33:29,001 Here's what happened today on my job. 670 00:33:29,002 --> 00:33:32,072 A cop came in looking for my dead delivery boy. 671 00:33:34,741 --> 00:33:36,409 Dead? 672 00:33:36,410 --> 00:33:37,577 That's terrible. 673 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:39,980 Oh, Jackie. 674 00:33:40,814 --> 00:33:43,015 Nesting is so over. 675 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,954 _ 676 00:33:52,059 --> 00:33:54,580 The crime scene photos from Simon's basement show 677 00:33:54,594 --> 00:33:56,629 several empty boxes from Donuts Etc. 678 00:33:56,630 --> 00:33:59,932 I spoke to the manager and he wouldn't provide me with a list of employees. 679 00:33:59,933 --> 00:34:03,736 He said he'd need a warrant. I'm not sure a judge is gonna buy our logic on this. 680 00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,072 - The Donuts Etc. on King? - Yeah. Why? 681 00:34:06,073 --> 00:34:07,975 Let me call you right back. 682 00:34:12,612 --> 00:34:16,082 Another mom and pop donut shop. Rudimentary security. 683 00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:18,919 Nothing a little SQL injection won't reduce to rubble. 684 00:34:19,619 --> 00:34:21,154 Boom! Authenticated. 685 00:34:21,655 --> 00:34:25,192 Welcome to the database. Your employee lists, please. 686 00:34:26,793 --> 00:34:28,461 Grazie. 687 00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:30,396 All the hacking in the world doesn't make up 688 00:34:30,397 --> 00:34:31,931 for slipshod record keeping. 689 00:34:31,932 --> 00:34:35,534 No clue which ones are the delivery guys. No termination dates. 690 00:34:35,535 --> 00:34:39,606 Hundreds of names. Okay, one by one it is. 691 00:34:48,915 --> 00:34:50,484 Who just had a birthday? 692 00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:53,085 'Cause one of you wanted Simon Cutler to know 693 00:34:53,086 --> 00:34:56,790 even as he was choking to death, that you were the killer. 694 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,462 Ring Around the Rosie? 695 00:35:44,704 --> 00:35:47,740 Well, well, well. Look who's back from the dead. 696 00:35:47,741 --> 00:35:50,077 She walks. 697 00:35:50,610 --> 00:35:52,011 Am I walking? 698 00:35:52,012 --> 00:35:56,012 I feel like my feet are little hovercrafts, gliding six inches above the ground. 699 00:35:57,751 --> 00:35:59,852 I should probably sit. Whoo! 700 00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,153 Hey, way to stick the landing. 701 00:36:01,154 --> 00:36:03,656 Sorry, heavily medicated. 702 00:36:03,657 --> 00:36:05,791 Took a few pills for what ails me. 703 00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:08,494 I hope you also took the bus. 704 00:36:08,495 --> 00:36:09,930 - What's up? - I had a vision. 705 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:13,466 It was the moment that the birthday card shot confetti 706 00:36:13,467 --> 00:36:16,602 and peanut dust into the face of Simon Cutler. 707 00:36:16,603 --> 00:36:20,740 It was just as we pe-spected. Subsected? Suspected? 708 00:36:21,475 --> 00:36:24,844 But there was another thing. The card had a music chip in it. 709 00:36:24,845 --> 00:36:27,880 When Cutler opened it, Ring Around the Rosie started playing. 710 00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:31,951 A message from the killer. He wanted Cutler to know who he was. 711 00:36:31,952 --> 00:36:35,688 Cutler stepped on the card. The chip must have fallen into the deep shag. 712 00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:38,491 You know, if we can get the list of Donuts Etc. employees, 713 00:36:38,492 --> 00:36:40,926 we can see if there are any names on there that make sense. 714 00:36:40,927 --> 00:36:43,797 Uh, yeah. I got my hands on just such a list. 715 00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,599 Don't ask, and I won't lie. 716 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,168 I don't suppose there was a Rosie on the list? 717 00:36:49,169 --> 00:36:51,070 Or a Freddy Ring? 718 00:36:51,071 --> 00:36:52,771 That song was about the Black Plague. 719 00:36:52,772 --> 00:36:56,408 The black plague was caused by rats, and there was a Ratzinger on the list 720 00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,777 with a birthday last month, but that's not our guy. 721 00:36:58,778 --> 00:37:01,914 You know who our guy is? You wanna just share? 722 00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,483 I'm building the drama. 723 00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,852 I'm at the edge of my seat. 724 00:37:10,624 --> 00:37:11,925 Yeah, I've seen this guy. 725 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,528 From the crime scene. 726 00:37:15,529 --> 00:37:18,130 "Did he suffer?" That's what he asked. 727 00:37:18,131 --> 00:37:22,134 And his name? Sean Posey. 728 00:37:22,135 --> 00:37:24,537 As in, "Pocketful of posies, we all fall down." 729 00:37:24,538 --> 00:37:26,472 I got that shot off his Facebook page. 730 00:37:26,473 --> 00:37:28,408 Tell me his birthday matches the date of the murder. 731 00:37:28,742 --> 00:37:32,412 No such luck. But his sister's does. 732 00:37:34,548 --> 00:37:37,517 Okay, enough with the escalating drama. Who's his sister? 733 00:37:38,118 --> 00:37:40,553 Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up. 734 00:37:40,554 --> 00:37:44,990 I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie. I am the keeper of the web. 735 00:37:44,991 --> 00:37:49,128 CEOs of Fortune 500 companies tremble before me. 736 00:37:49,129 --> 00:37:52,665 I am invisible, intangible, untouchable. 737 00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,100 I am the bringer of cyber-darkness. 738 00:37:55,101 --> 00:37:59,172 Fail me, and I will delete you like so much digital noise. 739 00:38:02,943 --> 00:38:04,844 What a ridiculous man. 740 00:38:05,178 --> 00:38:06,880 But not one to make idle threats. 741 00:38:08,582 --> 00:38:10,849 Your sister posted the call on her Facebook page. 742 00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:12,952 One of her friends put it on YouTube. 743 00:38:12,953 --> 00:38:17,156 Two million hits later, he hacked into all of your sister's personal accounts. 744 00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:20,492 Facebook, OkCupid, Instagram, e-mail. 745 00:38:20,493 --> 00:38:23,996 He messed with all of her tax records and insurance, medical, DMV. 746 00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:28,000 Posted photoshopped pornographic images of her on Twitter. 747 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,736 He destroyed her life. 748 00:38:31,104 --> 00:38:35,104 Got her fired. Broke up her relationship. Gave her a criminal record. 749 00:38:35,742 --> 00:38:39,742 Put her on sex offender and no-fly lists. 750 00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:41,815 Humiliated her. 751 00:38:44,517 --> 00:38:48,020 After a year of that harassment, 752 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:51,090 she couldn't take it anymore, 753 00:38:51,091 --> 00:38:54,893 so she went to the Aurora Bridge and jumped to her death. 754 00:38:54,894 --> 00:38:58,894 Your only clue to Sim Reaper's real identity was the Best All Around Donuts review. 755 00:38:59,599 --> 00:39:01,533 That gave you a three-mile delivery radius. 756 00:39:01,534 --> 00:39:03,937 So you got a job at a donut shop that served the same area. 757 00:39:04,604 --> 00:39:08,975 I got jobs at three donut shops in the area before I found him. 758 00:39:11,077 --> 00:39:14,748 You have a finance degree from the University of Chicago. 759 00:39:15,148 --> 00:39:17,984 Weren't you a little overqualified to deliver donuts? 760 00:39:22,455 --> 00:39:24,523 You realize you'll probably 761 00:39:24,524 --> 00:39:26,559 spend the rest of your life in jail. 762 00:39:31,665 --> 00:39:33,133 It was worth it. 763 00:39:40,407 --> 00:39:42,542 Sean Posey let a tragedy ruin his life. 764 00:39:43,109 --> 00:39:45,811 His sister died, and he couldn't get past it. 765 00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:48,047 Now two lives are ruined. 766 00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:51,884 What was it Mom said? Right before "Sit up straight"? 767 00:39:51,885 --> 00:39:54,454 Something about not letting life pass me by. 768 00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:03,029 Hey. 769 00:40:03,596 --> 00:40:04,798 Hey. 770 00:40:05,432 --> 00:40:09,069 I thought maybe we could pick up the date from where we left off. 771 00:40:11,771 --> 00:40:14,440 I think we left off at me awkwardly fleeing your apartment. 772 00:40:14,441 --> 00:40:18,578 A little before that, then. The part where you made a move and I ducked it. 773 00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:21,548 Yes, please. Let me relive that. 774 00:40:21,948 --> 00:40:23,750 It wasn't my finest moment, either. 775 00:40:24,651 --> 00:40:27,453 You spent six years thinking your life was going in a different direction. 776 00:40:27,454 --> 00:40:29,521 I think you're allowed a duck or two. 777 00:40:29,522 --> 00:40:31,423 I get it. You're still not over him. 778 00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:33,727 No. But I'm a little closer. 779 00:40:34,427 --> 00:40:36,696 Liv, it's fine. I'm in no rush to... 780 00:40:45,638 --> 00:40:47,539 Argh! That's rubbish. 781 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,875 You're rubbish. And I am the man that takes out the rubbish. 782 00:40:49,876 --> 00:40:52,578 Hey! I found a good, clean shot of the Candyman! 783 00:40:52,579 --> 00:40:54,113 Check your text! 784 00:40:54,114 --> 00:40:56,715 No worries. I can check my phone, trim my beard, 785 00:40:56,716 --> 00:40:59,486 and still trounce this pathetic pillock. 786 00:41:07,827 --> 00:41:09,695 Do you think she sucked the marrow from life? 787 00:41:09,696 --> 00:41:11,931 I think she did. She looks like a marrow-sucker. 788 00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:13,633 Forget her. Look at this. 789 00:41:14,701 --> 00:41:17,103 Major found the Candyman and someone else. 790 00:41:20,573 --> 00:41:22,642 Blaine isn't robbing graves to feed himself. 791 00:41:23,476 --> 00:41:24,744 It would appear not. 792 00:41:25,678 --> 00:41:29,849 All those kids missing from the skate park... Major's kids... 793 00:41:32,485 --> 00:41:36,022 I'm glad you found this space. You're so close to my house. 794 00:41:37,724 --> 00:41:40,627 Although my waistline wishes you were in Tacoma. 795 00:41:40,894 --> 00:41:44,864 Ooh! Hello. Rabbit pistachio terrine. 796 00:41:45,965 --> 00:41:49,501 You're hiring? Because my son needs a job. 797 00:41:49,502 --> 00:41:51,838 He's 16. Is that too young? 798 00:41:54,174 --> 00:41:57,744 Let's have him fill out an application, see what happens. 799 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Synced and corrected by OussLP - www.addic7ed.com