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Previously on iZombie...
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So how did you become a zombie?
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You clawed my forearm.
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You are who you eat.
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You don't just have their visions,
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you also get some of
their personality traits.
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You're a zombie now.
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For a mere 25K a month,
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I've got the brains you need
to keep all your pistons firing.
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My roommate took his skateboard out,
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said he was going to the
park for a couple hours.
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That was four days ago.
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All right, I'm gonna walk this over to
Missing Persons right now. Nice kicks.
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- Have you seen my friend?
- Brother, I just saw him.
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We'll have you to him in no time.
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Be my guest.
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I met another zombie.
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- Friendly?
- Quite.
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Who knows if we even like each other.
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But what have we got to lose?
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Hey, where did you get those shoes?
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Easy. You're lucky you're not dead.
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Although, if you were, this would
come much more naturally to me.
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You know what you're doing, right?
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I mean, theoretically. Sure.
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But did you consider a trip to the ER?
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I'm a social worker.
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My insurance covers,
like, one Band-Aid a year.
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Major? What the hell?
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It's nothing.
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Those are Y-incision stitches.
They need to be closer together,
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unless you're going for
that Frankenstein look.
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The man's too good-looking.
I'm giving him character.
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- Should I just take over?
- Please, God, yes.
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How did this happen?
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He got into a fight.
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I went looking for Jerome.
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And found the Candyman.
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Remember? That guy Jerome
said was handing out Utopium,
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inviting kids back to his van?
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He's a real person, then? The Candyman?
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He was wearing Jerome's high tops.
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How did you know they were Jerome's?
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They were cool shoes, but
they weren't one of a kind.
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They were Jerome's.
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So our friend here went full vigilante.
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Batman versus the Candyman. Point Candyman.
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And I assume that fight solved everything.
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You and the Candyman shook hands,
and he led you right to Jerome.
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He knows something.
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I know it.
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You're a social worker, not a
cop. You could've been killed.
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I was an all-conference strong safety
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for the Washington Huskies, baby.
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A head-hunter. I'm a dangerous man.
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The Candyman is dangerous-er.
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Please promise me that that's the last time
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you'll take matters into your
own hands. There's a reason...
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Liv tell you about the guy she
met at the wake the other night?
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Musician type? If I hadn't stumbled in
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and totally rocker-blocked this dude... Ow!
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Quite an imagination you have there.
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Have some faith in me, all right?
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I've been girding myself for this day.
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Come on. Who's your buddy?
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I'm your buddy.
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Eager to share the highs
and lows of your life.
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Mmm-hmm.
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New customer! 300-pounder dropped dead
on his stairs. Our services are required.
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Just a second. I don't want it to pop.
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That's fine. Chicks dig scars.
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We've got a spinach quiche,
freshly-baked baguette...
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Spicy mustard and gulai otak.
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Where's the gulai otak?
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Are you sure it's not in there?
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Yes, I'm sure!
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Okay, um, I'll run back to Meat
Cute and I'll be back in 20 minutes.
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I don't think I can wait that long.
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
- www.addic7ed.com
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Whew! That is straight-up nasty.
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I believe the professional term is "ugh."
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Camphor? It'll help with the stench.
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Ah, better. Thanks.
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Our vic is Simon Cutler, 32 years old.
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Damn, this is the ripest dude I've smelled.
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His skin reminds me of a grape that was
left out in the sun too long and split open.
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You just ruined grapes for me.
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Okay, our guy here was a total shut-in.
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No one's seen him in years,
a regular Willy Wonka.
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He'd receive all necessities through
the dog hatch on the front door.
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Apparently there was a pile of
unopened deliveries spilling out,
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so a neighbor called the police.
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Uh, I'm gonna need more of that camphor.
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So no one's been in or out?
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No. Which should make figuring
out what killed him easy.
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How long do you think he's been here?
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Well, based on the purple hue of the skin,
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I'd say he's between putrefaction
and black putrefaction.
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You see how swollen his tongue is?
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I'll take your word for it.
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A week, maybe two.
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By the looks of his computer setup,
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he could've been directing
air traffic down here.
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Day trader, maybe?
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Hmm. The carpet's sticky. Nice shag.
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Apparently he's been down here since 1974.
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Spilled his soda when he collapsed.
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Fried chicken. Fried pies.
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My money says Big Boy
here had a heart attack.
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Well, a heart attack is
a reasonable hypothesis,
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but seeing as he's in his early 30s
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and hasn't been to the hospital
recently, an autopsy is de rigueur.
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It means required.
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You know, my French tutor,
Mademoiselle Perrier,
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is gonna be so disappointed
I blanked on that one.
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Confetti?
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It's someone's birthday.
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Well, it was a memorable one.
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Oh. Seems the neighbors are curious
about the man behind the dog hatch.
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Excuse me, Officer, what
happened to him? Do you know?
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Yeah, did he suffer?
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Hey, how long was he in there?
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Come on, man, show some respect.
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What the hell is wrong with these people?
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Was I unclear?
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Our sex life is more me calling you
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when I'm so inclined,
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and you resisting the urge to call me.
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My delivery hasn't arrived yet.
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It should have been there hours ago.
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Well, it's not.
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How about I bring you a
special delivery myself?
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No. I just didn't want to be charged.
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You know what? I just remembered,
that my doorbell is broken,
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so he probably came by after all.
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Anyway, I have a meeting,
so I better boogie.
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I'll come by later and pick something up.
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Sorry to trouble you.
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No worries.
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Another piece of confetti in his eyeball.
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It is sad, don't you think? Hermit
threw himself a little party.
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"Happy birthday to me!"
Handful of confetti in the air.
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Internal organs are liquefied.
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Please say heart attack. I don't
wanna eat, nay, drink rotten brains.
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Arteries weren't blocked. No
scar tissue around the heart.
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Heart attack seems unlikely.
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You know, almost anything,
if you deep fry it...
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Detective Babineaux,
what can we do for you?
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I'm hoping you can tell me what
happened to Mr. Cutler here.
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Dead 10 days. No cause of death yet.
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I've sent his blood samples to
that lab for bio-chem testing.
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That'll give us more to work with.
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I'm afraid all the decomposition
slows us down a bit.
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Well, maybe I can speed things up.
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It turns out our friend here was one of
the most hated people on the Internet.
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I just spent an hour looking through
death threats levied against the man.
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We're almost certainly looking at murder.
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Son of a bitch!
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You've grown attached to this one, huh?
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Man's inhumanity to man. Do
you ever really get used to it?
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I'm pretty used to it.
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Apparently, Cutler here was
an Internet troll and hacker
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known hither and yon as the Sim Reaper.
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There's already a website up
celebrating this guy's demise.
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Oh, let's pull it up, shall we?
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An Internet troll. Is
that like a cyberbully?
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Well, if he's an accomplished hacker, then
he's like a cyberbully with super powers.
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All right, Sim Reaper. Here we go.
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Are all of those links about him?
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Yup. Plus some of Sim Reaper's work.
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Sexist public commentary,
fascist political screeds,
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taking credit for shutting down websites,
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hacking into people's cloud-based
accounts, sharing their personal content.
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What kind of person does that?
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Click right there and hear for yourself.
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It's the one known
recording of Simon Cutler,
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a customer service call gone very wrong.
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Customer service, this is Shanie.
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Shanie, perfect!
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I've been on hold for 45 minutes.
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I'm sorry about that, sir. Can I
have your account number, please?
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I've given it. Several times.
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Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up.
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I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie.
I am the keeper of the web.
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CEOs of Fortune 500
companies tremble before me.
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I am invisible, intangible, untouchable.
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I am the bringer of cyber-darkness.
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Fail me, and I will delete
you like so much digital noise.
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Why are all the good ones unavailable?
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I have Forensics looking
at his laptop for leads.
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But if you get any psychic
stirrings, let me know.
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Don't worry, Detective. I'm sure Liv
will suck it up and help any way she can.
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I can't believe you actually drank that.
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Simon Cutler's rotten brains go
down in history as the worst. By far.
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Frankly, I'm impressed
that they went down at all.
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I have my first zombie date tonight. How
do you think puking on him is gonna play?
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Maybe if you ate something? Something else.
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Like saltines maybe. It's worth a shot.
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Hey, where did these donuts come from?
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Oh, I brought them in as a peace
offering for the early crew.
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I'd offer you one, but
you've never been a donut fan.
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Must have donuts.
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Great. I ate Homer Simpson's brain.
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Are you all right?
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He was choking on a
donut. He couldn't breathe.
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I think it was a food allergy.
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What, you think something in
the donut caused anaphylaxis?
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He barely made it up those
stairs we found him on
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and gave himself a shot of epinephrine.
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That may be why he was
found on those stairs.
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He was trying to get to an
EpiPen and he didn't make it.
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Except I didn't find any
trigger foods in his stomach.
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No peanuts. No shellfish.
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Then what the hell killed him?
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Why don't you tell us why
you're back here, Joey?
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I got booted from my house.
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Again.
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We know that. But why?
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You've got the file.
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If you don't share,
that's a privilege drop,
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and I don't wanna have to...
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Major, what happened to your face?
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Rollerblading. It's back, people.
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Joey, what are you doing back here?
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Trashed my mom's place.
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Now why would you do that?
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Mike was being a tool.
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Joey, we've established
that Mike is always a tool.
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But trashing your mom's place?
That's you surrendering control.
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Come on, man.
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And that's one of the things
Joey will be working on.
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Finding healthy ways to express his anger.
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No phones during group. Privilege drop!
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You went looking for Eddie
and Jerome, didn't you?
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That's you surrendering to
your messiah complex, dude.
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Reality check time.
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They're dead.
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So you're telling me the
most hated man on the Internet
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was killed by a donut?
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No. Anaphylactic shock killed him.
But there was no food in his system.
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In my vision, it was a
donut that almost killed him.
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No idea what triggered the
anaphylactic shock this time.
248
00:12:45,927 --> 00:12:47,061
I'm confused.
249
00:12:47,062 --> 00:12:48,063
Yeah, so are we.
250
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,104
Liv?
251
00:12:57,572 --> 00:12:59,640
You okay?
252
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,776
Yeah. Sorry, I...
253
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:04,913
think maybe my breakfast
didn't agree with me.
254
00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:10,685
"Happy birthday!" And you're dead.
255
00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:16,124
If I didn't know better, I'd
swear you're having a vision.
256
00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:22,129
Hold on. Simon Cutler's birthday is...
257
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,965
I just typed it into my police report.
258
00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:26,934
His birthday isn't for another four months.
259
00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:28,969
Who sends a card that far ahead of time?
260
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,437
And with nothing written on the inside?
261
00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:32,172
- No stamp.
- Hand delivered.
262
00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,908
Maybe the card was a
message from the killer.
263
00:13:35,844 --> 00:13:38,078
- Oh, my God, the confetti.
- The what?
264
00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:40,748
The confetti. It was scattered on the rug.
265
00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:43,050
We even dug some out of Simon's eye.
266
00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:46,620
It's a confetti flinger. You open
the card and confetti shoots out.
267
00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:49,590
My sorority used these during rush to
let pledges know they were accepted.
268
00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:51,025
"Congrats, you're a Mu Theta." Fwick!
269
00:13:51,693 --> 00:13:52,694
Can I see that?
270
00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:01,402
What does that smell like to you?
271
00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:04,972
Peanuts.
272
00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:06,173
The confetti flinger
273
00:14:06,174 --> 00:14:08,442
was a peanut powder delivery system.
274
00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:12,113
Congratulations, Detective. You've
discovered the murder weapon.
275
00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:20,051
_
276
00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:22,790
Assist a detective in
solving a murder case.
277
00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:26,126
Help stave off a zombie
apocalypse. Fake being a psychic.
278
00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:28,061
I've got a lot of balls in the air.
279
00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:30,498
Yet here I am, getting ready for a date.
280
00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:34,902
The last time I sweated an outfit
choice was the night Major proposed.
281
00:14:34,903 --> 00:14:37,504
Of course, I did it the five
nights leading up to the proposal,
282
00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,740
because I was sure it was coming.
283
00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:42,142
I was sure about everything with Major.
284
00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:45,012
There was no debating
whether or not he was the one.
285
00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:48,916
I didn't worry I'd get bored of being
with the same person year after year.
286
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,920
He was it for me. I thought I'd
spend the rest of my life with Major.
287
00:14:52,921 --> 00:14:56,690
And I guess I did. But apparently
my death is a new chapter.
288
00:14:56,691 --> 00:14:58,860
Bizarre as that may be.
289
00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:22,816
What the hell?
290
00:15:24,686 --> 00:15:26,820
This is Lowell, leave a message.
291
00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:29,957
Hey, Lowell. So sorry to do this
on a message, but I have to cancel.
292
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:34,027
I'm literally seconds away from puking.
I, I... It hit me out of nowhere.
293
00:15:34,028 --> 00:15:38,028
And I'm calling you from the bathroom
floor right now. I hope you understand...
294
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:42,870
Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot. I totally
forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you.
295
00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:46,440
I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain
and can't get out of my apartment.
296
00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:48,443
Okay. Bye.
297
00:15:51,512 --> 00:15:53,114
Dr. Chakrabarti.
298
00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:57,618
Wanted to share intel on
that near decapitation.
299
00:15:57,619 --> 00:16:00,721
They said he was found by some
hikers out on Cold Creek Trail.
300
00:16:00,722 --> 00:16:02,990
But the body was covered in bear saliva,
301
00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:05,125
so I'm guessing the bear got
to him before the hikers did.
302
00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:06,460
Could a bear have done this?
303
00:16:06,461 --> 00:16:10,530
Well, the bear was responsible for the
scratching and gnawing part, all postmortem.
304
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,834
But the wounds on the neck are consistent
with those of a carpenter's claw hammer.
305
00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:17,835
Fingerprints confirm our
vic's Michael Dornan, 18.
306
00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:20,974
A foster kid who's been in and
out of juvie since he was 11.
307
00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:22,876
- That's curious.
- Why is that?
308
00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:24,879
Well, the contents of his stomach. Look.
309
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,482
It reads like the main
course at a shah wedding.
310
00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,851
Wagyu beef. Italian white truffles.
311
00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:33,420
If somebody poured in a bottle of
Bordeaux, it would be my dream meal.
312
00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:34,755
Is there a point?
313
00:16:34,756 --> 00:16:37,090
You're not much of a foodie, are you?
314
00:16:37,091 --> 00:16:40,027
Wagyu beef is about $100 for a filet.
315
00:16:40,028 --> 00:16:42,729
Italian white truffles
are about $200 an ounce.
316
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,866
This street kid had about $500
worth of food in his stomach.
317
00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:47,034
How does a down-and-out kid
318
00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:48,403
have access to that kind of food?
319
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:49,903
Has Liv had a look at him?
320
00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:51,405
Sadly, she's home, sick.
321
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:53,874
Yeah, I could use her help
on the Cutler case too.
322
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:57,177
Our forensics guys couldn't
find anything on Simon's laptop.
323
00:16:57,178 --> 00:17:00,080
I was hoping Liv could look at
it, maybe get some whoo-whoo.
324
00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:02,049
I was planning on dropping in on her later.
325
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,651
I'd be happy to drop the
laptop off if you'd like.
326
00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:06,119
What am I supposed to do with it?
327
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,656
Well, Clive thought if you handled Simon's
laptop, you might pick something up.
328
00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:13,193
Yeah, I know how Clive thinks my fake psychic
powers work, but what's your endgame here?
329
00:17:13,194 --> 00:17:15,929
Are you expecting me to eat the hard drive?
330
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,832
It's password protected,
what am I supposed to...
331
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,135
Okay. That was kind of creepy.
332
00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,437
Or kind of amazing.
333
00:17:23,438 --> 00:17:25,105
I've got Simon's muscle memory.
334
00:17:25,106 --> 00:17:27,008
Please don't let me be opening gross porn.
335
00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:29,876
Seriously.
336
00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:31,511
What are the chances
an agoraphobe in his 20s
337
00:17:31,512 --> 00:17:33,548
was not a chronic chicken choker?
338
00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:35,916
What the hell is Warlock Forest?
339
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,617
Have you been living under a crag?
340
00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:40,187
Which is a large jagged
rock in Warlock Forest.
341
00:17:40,188 --> 00:17:43,056
It's an MMORPG. A multiplayer
online role playing game.
342
00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:45,692
Oh, is that one of those games
where grown men pretend to be
343
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:47,828
warrior gnomes and quest
after magical knickknacks?
344
00:17:47,829 --> 00:17:51,531
No. It's one of those games where
hard-working professionals can relax
345
00:17:51,532 --> 00:17:53,433
whilst performing virtual heroic acts
346
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,902
that require creativity,
tactical skill and teamwork,
347
00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,971
while saving the Moss Princess.
348
00:17:57,972 --> 00:17:59,673
It's a billion-dollar industry.
349
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:00,974
Some people even get paid loads of money
350
00:18:00,975 --> 00:18:02,843
to level up characters that
can dominate in these games.
351
00:18:02,844 --> 00:18:04,945
People make money playing video games?
352
00:18:04,946 --> 00:18:05,947
Oh, yeah, it's big business.
353
00:18:06,748 --> 00:18:08,182
This is dorky...
354
00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:11,686
Wait, what did I just do?
355
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,654
Oh, you're a trollock.
356
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,557
I'm a Polish troll?
357
00:18:17,825 --> 00:18:21,825
You're a troll with warlock abilities. The
second most powerful of all the half lings.
358
00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:25,132
Those are the people you're
playing with. They saw you log on.
359
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:28,668
At 3:00 p.m. on a weekday, people are
sitting around waiting for a Polish troll.
360
00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:30,070
Master! You have returned!
361
00:18:30,071 --> 00:18:31,571
Hey, who's this jackass?
362
00:18:31,572 --> 00:18:33,741
All hail Sim Reaper!
363
00:18:33,975 --> 00:18:35,475
He's talking to you.
364
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:37,978
Your mortal enemy Full Auto
has claimed he killed you
365
00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:39,980
for exterminating all of his soul brethren.
366
00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:42,716
Sim Reaper exterminating
Full Auto's soul brethren
367
00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:45,552
could've cost a serious player
many thousands of dollars.
368
00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:48,955
Full Auto shall send forth waves
of minions bent on your destruction.
369
00:18:48,956 --> 00:18:50,557
You must take back Tree Palace.
370
00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:52,125
You have to respond.
371
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:54,494
Everyone uses voice modulation,
so they won't know you're a girl.
372
00:18:54,495 --> 00:18:56,831
I'm not taking back Tree Palace.
373
00:18:57,065 --> 00:18:58,698
You must!
374
00:18:58,699 --> 00:19:00,100
Liv, if anything brought me to violence
375
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:02,702
it'd be someone exterminating
my soul brethren.
376
00:19:02,703 --> 00:19:05,439
You have to play to find this Full
Auto guy. He could be our killer.
377
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,641
I don't even know what I'm doing.
378
00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:10,410
Yet I know that if I use my
freezing rod on these fire witches,
379
00:19:10,411 --> 00:19:12,813
I can take out all seven at once.
But I hate this kind of crap.
380
00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,815
I'll go home and log in. I can
help you from inside the game.
381
00:19:14,816 --> 00:19:16,483
How will I know who you are?
382
00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:19,453
I'm a were-terrier with healing
abilities called Arf Vader.
383
00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:20,555
This is going to be epic.
384
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:31,428
Aw, man! That's brutal. Try
to do that one more time.
385
00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:33,468
Jerome?
386
00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:36,137
Is it too loud?
387
00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:39,040
No, I just, uh...
388
00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:42,976
I heard Jerome and thought maybe...
389
00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:45,779
Your optimism is tragic.
390
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:49,484
It's just old skate stuff Jerome posted
on YouTube. It's how we share tricks.
391
00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:53,153
Is there a lot of footage
like this from the skate park?
392
00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:55,923
Yeah. There's like hundreds of videos,
393
00:19:56,657 --> 00:20:00,428
and maybe four don't completely suck.
394
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:06,167
Why are you scoping the crowd?
It's all skate skanks and hobos.
395
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:09,704
Okay, keep going.
396
00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:12,606
Okay, we're going in fast and tight.
397
00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:15,775
If you're casting vapor spells,
you need to be casting as we enter.
398
00:20:15,776 --> 00:20:19,012
Full Auto's all about the obscuring
veil, so remember to stay centered.
399
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:21,848
They'll be blasting orbs, but if
we hit them heavy with diviners
400
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:24,684
and reserve our gem spells,
we can take these bitches.
401
00:20:24,685 --> 00:20:25,852
And this should go without saying,
402
00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:28,688
but don't use your
multi-crystals until we're inside.
403
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:29,856
Arf Vader...
404
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,191
Do you have boon to revive us?
405
00:20:31,192 --> 00:20:33,161
I only have enough boon
to resurrect four people.
406
00:20:33,895 --> 00:20:37,164
Timber, you're on recon
for Arf. Okay, we're going.
407
00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:38,798
Stay in formation!
408
00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:41,801
Why am I not seeing shields? Timber,
if we lose Arf, I will crush you.
409
00:20:41,802 --> 00:20:46,139
I will drive you into the sea and
hear the lamentations of your women!
410
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,575
Vapor casters, why am I not
clouded in iridescence right now?
411
00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:51,745
Mom! Hi.
412
00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:54,514
Peyton told me you were sick. I thought
I'd come by and take care of you.
413
00:20:54,515 --> 00:20:56,950
Mmm. That's so sweet.
414
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,186
Wait, who the hell just
cast an opal rendering?
415
00:20:59,187 --> 00:21:01,454
Olivia? I brought you...
416
00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,522
Soup.
417
00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:03,857
I'm sorry. We're storming
the Tree Palace right now
418
00:21:03,858 --> 00:21:07,160
and I've got fire witches up my ass and
a battalion of idiots who don't understand
419
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,129
what "reserve your gem spells" means.
420
00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:12,733
Well, this is the most engaged
I've heard you sound in a long time.
421
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,902
I wish it were with actual people.
422
00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:18,638
Honey, I know this has
been a challenging year.
423
00:21:18,639 --> 00:21:20,974
And I want you to know that I love you.
424
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,677
And all I want for you is to be happy.
425
00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:27,447
But I worry that you're
letting your life pass you by.
426
00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,749
Sorry, Mom. What did you say?
427
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:32,119
Just, sit up straight, sweetheart.
428
00:21:34,021 --> 00:21:36,523
Thank you. For the soup.
429
00:21:36,524 --> 00:21:38,725
This is important police business.
430
00:21:38,726 --> 00:21:39,961
Hmm.
431
00:21:41,495 --> 00:21:42,597
We're in! We're in!
432
00:21:43,431 --> 00:21:45,865
Take this boon and you can't
be killed for five minutes.
433
00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:47,133
It's your only boon.
434
00:21:47,134 --> 00:21:49,636
You need to find Full Auto.
435
00:21:49,637 --> 00:21:51,571
Oh, my God. He's coming for you!
436
00:21:51,572 --> 00:21:54,407
Sim Reaper? I killed you. You were dead.
437
00:21:54,408 --> 00:21:55,609
Vengeance was mine.
438
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,877
Yeah. I don't think so.
439
00:21:57,878 --> 00:22:01,181
My name's Olivia Moore and I'm
with the Seattle Police Department.
440
00:22:01,182 --> 00:22:04,184
I need to ask you a few questions
regarding the murder of Simon Cutler,
441
00:22:04,185 --> 00:22:05,719
also known as Sim Reaper.
442
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,556
Seriously?
443
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,425
Full Auto?
444
00:22:12,426 --> 00:22:14,028
Am I gonna need a lawyer?
445
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,860
_
446
00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:24,538
- You're Full Auto?
- Yeah.
447
00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,608
- How old are you?
- Fourteen.
448
00:22:28,609 --> 00:22:31,878
Wait, did you say you were from
the Seattle Police Department?
449
00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:33,446
Is that where Sim Reaper was from?
450
00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,650
- You didn't know?
- Well, there were a lot of theories.
451
00:22:35,983 --> 00:22:37,984
There was a whole Warlock
Forest thread devoted to
452
00:22:37,985 --> 00:22:41,022
who the Reaper was and where
he lived. No one knew for sure.
453
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:44,457
- So he's really dead?
- Yes.
454
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,126
And you think I had
something to do with it?
455
00:22:46,127 --> 00:22:48,928
- Well, you threatened him.
- In a game.
456
00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:52,399
And even if I knew who he was,
how would I get to Seattle?
457
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,768
I live in New York.
458
00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:56,803
That's the Empire State Building, lady.
459
00:22:58,739 --> 00:23:03,043
Fourteen, lives in New York, had no
idea who Simon was or where he lived.
460
00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:05,011
That is depressing news.
461
00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:08,882
A 14-year-old kid had over 20 soul
brethren. My highest was three.
462
00:23:10,518 --> 00:23:11,919
Hang on a sec.
463
00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:21,562
You sounded overwhelmed
in your message, so...
464
00:23:22,596 --> 00:23:24,831
You're giving me anti-anxiety meds.
465
00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:27,133
I ate a brain with PTSD a few weeks ago.
466
00:23:27,134 --> 00:23:29,102
It took four to put a dent
in it, but it got me through.
467
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,506
If you're sharing prescription drugs with
me, I should at least offer you a drink.
468
00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:39,813
I'll call you back later.
469
00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:42,516
Of course. Don't do anything I wouldn't...
470
00:23:44,185 --> 00:23:46,419
So...
471
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:49,423
Did you run out of napkins or were
you just fondled by an Oompa Loompa?
472
00:23:50,091 --> 00:23:52,559
There's some on your butt
too. Not that I was looking.
473
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,528
I clearly was expecting visitors.
474
00:23:55,162 --> 00:23:56,529
Sorry if it's distracting.
475
00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:58,064
It's probably the least
distracting thing about you.
476
00:23:58,065 --> 00:24:01,469
Whoa. Slow your roll,
Silver-Tongued Devil. Baby steps.
477
00:24:01,736 --> 00:24:03,803
This is a new thing for me. Dating.
478
00:24:03,804 --> 00:24:06,440
Oh, this isn't a date. It's a drop-by.
479
00:24:06,774 --> 00:24:09,577
Maybe that's what you call
it in Buckingham Regalshire.
480
00:24:09,844 --> 00:24:12,145
Learn your British
accents. I'm from London.
481
00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:16,864
And I'm pretty sure "drop
by" is an American term.
482
00:24:16,984 --> 00:24:20,653
Whatever this is, I haven't
done it in a long time.
483
00:24:20,654 --> 00:24:23,456
And I didn't think I'd be doing it again.
484
00:24:23,457 --> 00:24:25,725
With anyone other than the
guy I was supposed to marry.
485
00:24:25,726 --> 00:24:28,194
- You were engaged?
- Up until I became a zombie.
486
00:24:28,195 --> 00:24:31,164
And I'm not over it at all.
487
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,665
I need to get there eventually, but...
488
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,667
- Do you?
- Need to get over it?
489
00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:35,735
Yeah.
490
00:24:35,736 --> 00:24:37,103
Well, what's the alternative?
491
00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:38,905
Stay in love with a
guy I can never be with?
492
00:24:38,906 --> 00:24:41,008
You know people do that
all the time, right?
493
00:24:41,842 --> 00:24:44,544
I'm sorry. I'm being that
girl who talks about her ex.
494
00:24:44,545 --> 00:24:48,015
Yeah, but you're also the girl who
had this freakish thing happen to her,
495
00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:51,751
and you're discussing it with probably
the one guy who would understand.
496
00:24:51,752 --> 00:24:55,989
So, what brings a nice British
lad like you to Seattle?
497
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:59,192
Well, I had to escape the chilly, wet,
498
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,428
depressing London weather.
499
00:25:01,429 --> 00:25:02,930
So, Seattle, naturally.
500
00:25:03,597 --> 00:25:05,064
There may have also been a girl.
501
00:25:05,065 --> 00:25:06,733
Oh, there's always a girl.
502
00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:09,904
So, your ex, what's he like?
503
00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:12,473
Determined.
504
00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:16,677
Hey, Ravi, you gotta look at this.
505
00:25:20,848 --> 00:25:21,849
You see that guy?
506
00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:23,451
I see a blurry face.
507
00:25:23,951 --> 00:25:25,685
He's the one who beat me up.
508
00:25:25,686 --> 00:25:27,954
I've watched a hundred of these
videos, and he keeps popping up.
509
00:25:27,955 --> 00:25:29,590
But I can't find a good shot of him.
510
00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:31,158
You've popped a stitch.
511
00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:34,194
Ah.
512
00:25:34,195 --> 00:25:35,428
I'm gonna run over to Liv's.
513
00:25:35,429 --> 00:25:36,729
Uh, maybe you shouldn't.
514
00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:39,432
- Uh, it's late.
- Yeah, she's always up late.
515
00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:41,100
Ooh, let me. Uh, there's a
sewing kit in the bathroom
516
00:25:41,101 --> 00:25:43,770
that I nicked from a posh hotel
when my cousin got married.
517
00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:46,606
I'd rather not use a hotel
sewing kit on my face, but...
518
00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:49,175
I can fix one stitch.
Major, you really shouldn't.
519
00:25:50,511 --> 00:25:51,979
She's not alone.
520
00:25:53,781 --> 00:25:55,716
- Sorry.
- It's fine.
521
00:25:57,418 --> 00:25:59,552
Thanks for letting me know.
522
00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:01,888
You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding,
523
00:26:01,889 --> 00:26:04,057
I genuinely used to have a
recurring nightmare about that.
524
00:26:04,058 --> 00:26:06,659
I can see why. You're up.
525
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:10,930
My mate's bachelor party. I
drank too much, passed out,
526
00:26:10,931 --> 00:26:14,931
woke up in the drunk tank of the
county jail with a scratch on my leg.
527
00:26:15,536 --> 00:26:17,570
- No idea how it happened.
- What the hell?
528
00:26:17,571 --> 00:26:18,739
How many of us are there out there?
529
00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:21,407
Well, there can't be that many
if you're the first I've seen.
530
00:26:21,408 --> 00:26:25,078
And I'd like to think that there would be a
531
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:28,715
special bulletin if there
were roaming packs of zombies.
532
00:26:28,716 --> 00:26:29,883
How do you eat?
533
00:26:29,884 --> 00:26:32,686
A funeral home over on Baker.
534
00:26:33,521 --> 00:26:37,490
For the right price, a mortician
will look the other way.
535
00:26:37,491 --> 00:26:38,825
I assume since you work in a morgue...
536
00:26:38,826 --> 00:26:40,960
You assume correctly.
537
00:26:40,961 --> 00:26:42,629
Oh, yeah...
538
00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:44,764
I long for the days when
I just had to explain
539
00:26:44,765 --> 00:26:48,434
to some drunk groupie how I got
the inspiration for my songs.
540
00:26:48,435 --> 00:26:51,938
I'm not really the groupie type, but
541
00:26:51,939 --> 00:26:54,040
next time you play, I'd
love to come see you.
542
00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,843
I don't play in public anymore.
543
00:26:56,844 --> 00:26:58,711
A week after the bachelor party
544
00:26:58,712 --> 00:27:01,047
I had a show, went on stage.
545
00:27:01,048 --> 00:27:04,517
And got that pre-gig adrenaline rush,
546
00:27:04,518 --> 00:27:06,119
and started to...
547
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,656
You know, um, so...
548
00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:11,825
For everyone's safety,
I stopped playing shows.
549
00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:14,461
I can still play in the studio.
550
00:27:14,728 --> 00:27:15,729
I am so sorry.
551
00:27:17,965 --> 00:27:22,403
That is so incredibly unfair and awful.
552
00:27:24,471 --> 00:27:26,740
Um, it's... You know, it's funny, I, I...
553
00:27:27,841 --> 00:27:30,076
I didn't think that I was
the type of guy who wanted
554
00:27:30,077 --> 00:27:31,745
people to feel bad for me, but...
555
00:27:34,114 --> 00:27:37,017
You just said the exact thing I've
been dying for someone to say to me.
556
00:27:44,592 --> 00:27:46,826
I am sorry.
557
00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:48,461
It's fine. I'm just not...
558
00:27:48,462 --> 00:27:51,531
I, I know you're not. Um, uh, you, you...
559
00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:53,633
Made that very clear. I, um...
560
00:27:53,634 --> 00:27:55,469
Uh, let's, let's just...
561
00:27:56,136 --> 00:27:58,738
Whoa! Uh...
562
00:27:58,739 --> 00:28:02,743
I did not predict that you'd be a fan
of the slutty women of Middle Earth.
563
00:28:04,411 --> 00:28:07,014
I'm not blowing you off. It's just this
is a lead in the case I'm working on.
564
00:28:07,881 --> 00:28:10,651
Of course, um... I should go.
565
00:28:11,018 --> 00:28:13,654
- It's not about...
- No, no, no. Uh...
566
00:28:15,122 --> 00:28:17,523
Our murder victim might
have been killed by a donut.
567
00:28:17,524 --> 00:28:18,726
I, I get it.
568
00:28:19,026 --> 00:28:21,495
Thank you. I'll call you. Really!
569
00:28:27,768 --> 00:28:29,402
I'm sorry, but we're closed.
570
00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,405
Detective Babineaux, Seattle PD.
571
00:28:32,806 --> 00:28:35,008
Have you ever seen this man?
572
00:28:35,009 --> 00:28:36,676
I can't say he looks familiar.
573
00:28:36,677 --> 00:28:37,811
Perhaps a coworker could look?
574
00:28:38,112 --> 00:28:42,182
No, it's just me. But leave the
photo. I'll show the staff tomorrow.
575
00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:43,716
Out of curiosity, what's he done?
576
00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:44,785
He died.
577
00:28:45,052 --> 00:28:48,655
Oh, no. That's awful. So young.
578
00:28:48,656 --> 00:28:52,191
He had a very specific type of meat
and truffle combination in his stomach
579
00:28:52,192 --> 00:28:55,094
that's only sold at a few shops
here in Seattle, including this one.
580
00:28:55,095 --> 00:28:57,797
I figured maybe someone
here might have seen him.
581
00:29:00,634 --> 00:29:01,901
Didn't you say you were alone here?
582
00:29:01,902 --> 00:29:04,004
That's just the ice
machine dropping a load.
583
00:29:04,905 --> 00:29:08,142
Scares the hell out of me
sometimes when I'm here by myself.
584
00:29:09,009 --> 00:29:12,146
Do you wanna take a look
around, Detective? Come on back.
585
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,415
Fair warning, though. It is a butcher shop.
586
00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:18,752
The guts. The carnage. It can
be like Gettysburg back there.
587
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:21,754
Some people find it disturbing. Not me.
588
00:29:21,755 --> 00:29:23,423
They say you don't wanna
know how the sausage is made.
589
00:29:23,424 --> 00:29:25,692
I'm the guy who just had to know.
590
00:29:25,693 --> 00:29:27,928
Come on. I'd love to
give you the nickel tour.
591
00:29:28,529 --> 00:29:31,531
You're a homicide detective.
I'm sure you've seen worse.
592
00:29:31,532 --> 00:29:33,966
And you have to sample the blood pudding.
593
00:29:33,967 --> 00:29:35,869
It is the best in town.
594
00:29:43,577 --> 00:29:44,610
Babineaux.
595
00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:46,713
I've got something on
the Simon Cutler case.
596
00:29:46,714 --> 00:29:47,780
You've gotta see this.
597
00:29:47,781 --> 00:29:51,919
All right, I'll be there in 10. I'm
just leaving that charcuterie on Pine.
598
00:29:53,153 --> 00:29:54,788
My info is on the back of the photo.
599
00:29:55,089 --> 00:29:57,857
If any of your employees remember
anything, have 'em call me.
600
00:29:57,858 --> 00:29:59,059
Absolutely.
601
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,761
_
602
00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:13,139
Do we know Sim Reaper's dead?
603
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:16,676
We cracked open a 1000-dollar bottle
of wine that my father bequeathed to me.
604
00:30:16,677 --> 00:30:18,111
We were supposed to hand
it down to our children.
605
00:30:18,112 --> 00:30:21,447
But we like to live in the
moment. And this felt like one.
606
00:30:21,448 --> 00:30:22,749
So you were happy about it?
607
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,417
- Delighted.
- Euphoric.
608
00:30:24,418 --> 00:30:26,886
Can you reposition me? I
can't really see their faces.
609
00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:28,821
Oh, sorry about that.
610
00:30:28,822 --> 00:30:32,959
My partner here found a Yelp review of your
establishment, The Best All Around Donuts...
611
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,494
Former establishment.
612
00:30:34,495 --> 00:30:35,995
Written by the Sim Reaper.
613
00:30:35,996 --> 00:30:37,463
Okay, right there is good.
614
00:30:37,464 --> 00:30:39,599
Which was the online alias of Simon Cutler.
615
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,733
Mmm-hmm.
616
00:30:40,734 --> 00:30:43,569
"I told these morons when I ordered
their crullers, 'No peanuts, morons.'
617
00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:46,839
"But the morons said they were nut-free,
so I ate them and they almost killed me.
618
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,407
"Now I'm taking my business elsewhere
619
00:30:48,408 --> 00:30:52,145
"and using every breath I take to
obliterate their pitiful little crap-shack."
620
00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:55,481
Not the sort of feedback you'd
display on your cash register, was it?
621
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,083
Our crullers had no nuts.
622
00:30:57,084 --> 00:31:00,586
Yeah, after we saw the review,
we learned that our canola oil
623
00:31:00,587 --> 00:31:02,989
comes from a factory where they make
peanut oil in the same machinery.
624
00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:04,657
Before we could switch
brands, we were swamped
625
00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:05,925
with this tidal wave of negative reviews.
626
00:31:05,926 --> 00:31:07,894
"I found a rat tail in my maple bar."
627
00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:09,095
Outrageous stuff like that.
628
00:31:09,096 --> 00:31:11,464
We put our life savings into that place.
629
00:31:11,465 --> 00:31:13,166
Like that, it was gone.
630
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,902
I mean, he must've generated
50 scathing reviews on his own.
631
00:31:15,903 --> 00:31:17,171
That killed your business.
632
00:31:18,038 --> 00:31:21,441
If you wanted to kill him, it also
gave you an idea on how to do it.
633
00:31:21,909 --> 00:31:23,043
Anaphylactic shock.
634
00:31:24,511 --> 00:31:27,413
That's what killed him?
The reports didn't say.
635
00:31:27,414 --> 00:31:29,615
To the rest of the world he
was this mysterious shut-in.
636
00:31:29,616 --> 00:31:31,884
But you knew where he lived.
You brought him crullers.
637
00:31:31,885 --> 00:31:33,619
We didn't even know the guy's real name.
638
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,688
We delivered crullers to a
hundred different addresses.
639
00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:37,623
We weren't delivering to Sim Reaper.
640
00:31:37,624 --> 00:31:39,926
We likely would've remembered that address.
641
00:31:39,927 --> 00:31:42,162
"Simon Cutler" meant nothing to us.
642
00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:48,801
They have motive, Clive. Motive and means.
643
00:31:48,802 --> 00:31:51,404
But you know what? I
don't think they did it.
644
00:31:51,405 --> 00:31:53,806
Maybe you got a different vibe
sitting there in the room with them,
645
00:31:53,807 --> 00:31:57,143
but from where I sit, if they were
lying, they were doing it well.
646
00:31:57,144 --> 00:32:00,614
Admitting they celebrated the man's death.
647
00:32:01,515 --> 00:32:02,849
Were you saying something?
648
00:32:02,850 --> 00:32:05,952
My gut says they're innocent.
649
00:32:05,953 --> 00:32:09,188
Which would mean we're back to
no one knew the guy's address.
650
00:32:09,189 --> 00:32:10,957
He never left his house.
651
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,426
That gamer kid I tracked down
implied that the Yelp review
652
00:32:13,427 --> 00:32:16,562
was the only clue anyone
had about where he lived.
653
00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,131
Best All Around Donuts
delivered in a three-mile radius.
654
00:32:19,132 --> 00:32:21,434
What did he say?
655
00:32:21,435 --> 00:32:24,404
He wasn't going to stop
eating donuts completely.
656
00:32:26,139 --> 00:32:28,475
"I'm taking my business elsewhere."
657
00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:31,777
Do you realize what that means?
658
00:32:31,778 --> 00:32:35,778
There must be other donut shops that
delivered to that same area! Right?
659
00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:38,819
Are you there, Clive?
660
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:42,723
Yeah, he probably realized what that means.
661
00:33:03,176 --> 00:33:05,646
- I thought it was broken.
- Oh, it was.
662
00:33:05,913 --> 00:33:07,847
It works intermittently.
663
00:33:07,848 --> 00:33:10,050
Must be a loose wire or something.
664
00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:11,718
Or something.
665
00:33:14,021 --> 00:33:15,988
What you working on?
666
00:33:15,989 --> 00:33:19,726
Oh, one of my clients wants a
trend analysis report on nesting.
667
00:33:20,661 --> 00:33:24,031
Is it over, or is it
transitioning into cocooning?
668
00:33:24,765 --> 00:33:25,866
Huh!
669
00:33:26,566 --> 00:33:29,001
Here's what happened today on my job.
670
00:33:29,002 --> 00:33:32,072
A cop came in looking
for my dead delivery boy.
671
00:33:34,741 --> 00:33:36,409
Dead?
672
00:33:36,410 --> 00:33:37,577
That's terrible.
673
00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:39,980
Oh, Jackie.
674
00:33:40,814 --> 00:33:43,015
Nesting is so over.
675
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,954
_
676
00:33:52,059 --> 00:33:54,580
The crime scene photos
from Simon's basement show
677
00:33:54,594 --> 00:33:56,629
several empty boxes from Donuts Etc.
678
00:33:56,630 --> 00:33:59,932
I spoke to the manager and he wouldn't
provide me with a list of employees.
679
00:33:59,933 --> 00:34:03,736
He said he'd need a warrant. I'm not sure
a judge is gonna buy our logic on this.
680
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,072
- The Donuts Etc. on King?
- Yeah. Why?
681
00:34:06,073 --> 00:34:07,975
Let me call you right back.
682
00:34:12,612 --> 00:34:16,082
Another mom and pop donut
shop. Rudimentary security.
683
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:18,919
Nothing a little SQL injection
won't reduce to rubble.
684
00:34:19,619 --> 00:34:21,154
Boom! Authenticated.
685
00:34:21,655 --> 00:34:25,192
Welcome to the database.
Your employee lists, please.
686
00:34:26,793 --> 00:34:28,461
Grazie.
687
00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:30,396
All the hacking in the
world doesn't make up
688
00:34:30,397 --> 00:34:31,931
for slipshod record keeping.
689
00:34:31,932 --> 00:34:35,534
No clue which ones are the
delivery guys. No termination dates.
690
00:34:35,535 --> 00:34:39,606
Hundreds of names. Okay, one by one it is.
691
00:34:48,915 --> 00:34:50,484
Who just had a birthday?
692
00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:53,085
'Cause one of you wanted
Simon Cutler to know
693
00:34:53,086 --> 00:34:56,790
even as he was choking to
death, that you were the killer.
694
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,462
Ring Around the Rosie?
695
00:35:44,704 --> 00:35:47,740
Well, well, well. Look
who's back from the dead.
696
00:35:47,741 --> 00:35:50,077
She walks.
697
00:35:50,610 --> 00:35:52,011
Am I walking?
698
00:35:52,012 --> 00:35:56,012
I feel like my feet are little hovercrafts,
gliding six inches above the ground.
699
00:35:57,751 --> 00:35:59,852
I should probably sit. Whoo!
700
00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,153
Hey, way to stick the landing.
701
00:36:01,154 --> 00:36:03,656
Sorry, heavily medicated.
702
00:36:03,657 --> 00:36:05,791
Took a few pills for what ails me.
703
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:08,494
I hope you also took the bus.
704
00:36:08,495 --> 00:36:09,930
- What's up?
- I had a vision.
705
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:13,466
It was the moment that the
birthday card shot confetti
706
00:36:13,467 --> 00:36:16,602
and peanut dust into
the face of Simon Cutler.
707
00:36:16,603 --> 00:36:20,740
It was just as we pe-spected.
Subsected? Suspected?
708
00:36:21,475 --> 00:36:24,844
But there was another thing.
The card had a music chip in it.
709
00:36:24,845 --> 00:36:27,880
When Cutler opened it, Ring
Around the Rosie started playing.
710
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:31,951
A message from the killer. He
wanted Cutler to know who he was.
711
00:36:31,952 --> 00:36:35,688
Cutler stepped on the card. The chip
must have fallen into the deep shag.
712
00:36:35,689 --> 00:36:38,491
You know, if we can get the
list of Donuts Etc. employees,
713
00:36:38,492 --> 00:36:40,926
we can see if there are any
names on there that make sense.
714
00:36:40,927 --> 00:36:43,797
Uh, yeah. I got my hands
on just such a list.
715
00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,599
Don't ask, and I won't lie.
716
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,168
I don't suppose there
was a Rosie on the list?
717
00:36:49,169 --> 00:36:51,070
Or a Freddy Ring?
718
00:36:51,071 --> 00:36:52,771
That song was about the Black Plague.
719
00:36:52,772 --> 00:36:56,408
The black plague was caused by rats,
and there was a Ratzinger on the list
720
00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,777
with a birthday last month,
but that's not our guy.
721
00:36:58,778 --> 00:37:01,914
You know who our guy
is? You wanna just share?
722
00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,483
I'm building the drama.
723
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,852
I'm at the edge of my seat.
724
00:37:10,624 --> 00:37:11,925
Yeah, I've seen this guy.
725
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,528
From the crime scene.
726
00:37:15,529 --> 00:37:18,130
"Did he suffer?" That's what he asked.
727
00:37:18,131 --> 00:37:22,134
And his name? Sean Posey.
728
00:37:22,135 --> 00:37:24,537
As in, "Pocketful of
posies, we all fall down."
729
00:37:24,538 --> 00:37:26,472
I got that shot off his Facebook page.
730
00:37:26,473 --> 00:37:28,408
Tell me his birthday matches
the date of the murder.
731
00:37:28,742 --> 00:37:32,412
No such luck. But his sister's does.
732
00:37:34,548 --> 00:37:37,517
Okay, enough with the escalating
drama. Who's his sister?
733
00:37:38,118 --> 00:37:40,553
Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up.
734
00:37:40,554 --> 00:37:44,990
I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie.
I am the keeper of the web.
735
00:37:44,991 --> 00:37:49,128
CEOs of Fortune 500
companies tremble before me.
736
00:37:49,129 --> 00:37:52,665
I am invisible, intangible, untouchable.
737
00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,100
I am the bringer of cyber-darkness.
738
00:37:55,101 --> 00:37:59,172
Fail me, and I will delete
you like so much digital noise.
739
00:38:02,943 --> 00:38:04,844
What a ridiculous man.
740
00:38:05,178 --> 00:38:06,880
But not one to make idle threats.
741
00:38:08,582 --> 00:38:10,849
Your sister posted the
call on her Facebook page.
742
00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:12,952
One of her friends put it on YouTube.
743
00:38:12,953 --> 00:38:17,156
Two million hits later, he hacked into
all of your sister's personal accounts.
744
00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:20,492
Facebook, OkCupid, Instagram, e-mail.
745
00:38:20,493 --> 00:38:23,996
He messed with all of her tax
records and insurance, medical, DMV.
746
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:28,000
Posted photoshopped pornographic
images of her on Twitter.
747
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,736
He destroyed her life.
748
00:38:31,104 --> 00:38:35,104
Got her fired. Broke up her
relationship. Gave her a criminal record.
749
00:38:35,742 --> 00:38:39,742
Put her on sex offender and no-fly lists.
750
00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:41,815
Humiliated her.
751
00:38:44,517 --> 00:38:48,020
After a year of that harassment,
752
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:51,090
she couldn't take it anymore,
753
00:38:51,091 --> 00:38:54,893
so she went to the Aurora
Bridge and jumped to her death.
754
00:38:54,894 --> 00:38:58,894
Your only clue to Sim Reaper's real identity
was the Best All Around Donuts review.
755
00:38:59,599 --> 00:39:01,533
That gave you a three-mile delivery radius.
756
00:39:01,534 --> 00:39:03,937
So you got a job at a donut
shop that served the same area.
757
00:39:04,604 --> 00:39:08,975
I got jobs at three donut shops
in the area before I found him.
758
00:39:11,077 --> 00:39:14,748
You have a finance degree
from the University of Chicago.
759
00:39:15,148 --> 00:39:17,984
Weren't you a little
overqualified to deliver donuts?
760
00:39:22,455 --> 00:39:24,523
You realize you'll probably
761
00:39:24,524 --> 00:39:26,559
spend the rest of your life in jail.
762
00:39:31,665 --> 00:39:33,133
It was worth it.
763
00:39:40,407 --> 00:39:42,542
Sean Posey let a tragedy ruin his life.
764
00:39:43,109 --> 00:39:45,811
His sister died, and
he couldn't get past it.
765
00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:48,047
Now two lives are ruined.
766
00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:51,884
What was it Mom said? Right
before "Sit up straight"?
767
00:39:51,885 --> 00:39:54,454
Something about not
letting life pass me by.
768
00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:03,029
Hey.
769
00:40:03,596 --> 00:40:04,798
Hey.
770
00:40:05,432 --> 00:40:09,069
I thought maybe we could pick up
the date from where we left off.
771
00:40:11,771 --> 00:40:14,440
I think we left off at me
awkwardly fleeing your apartment.
772
00:40:14,441 --> 00:40:18,578
A little before that, then. The part
where you made a move and I ducked it.
773
00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:21,548
Yes, please. Let me relive that.
774
00:40:21,948 --> 00:40:23,750
It wasn't my finest moment, either.
775
00:40:24,651 --> 00:40:27,453
You spent six years thinking your life
was going in a different direction.
776
00:40:27,454 --> 00:40:29,521
I think you're allowed a duck or two.
777
00:40:29,522 --> 00:40:31,423
I get it. You're still not over him.
778
00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:33,727
No. But I'm a little closer.
779
00:40:34,427 --> 00:40:36,696
Liv, it's fine. I'm in no rush to...
780
00:40:45,638 --> 00:40:47,539
Argh! That's rubbish.
781
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,875
You're rubbish. And I am the
man that takes out the rubbish.
782
00:40:49,876 --> 00:40:52,578
Hey! I found a good,
clean shot of the Candyman!
783
00:40:52,579 --> 00:40:54,113
Check your text!
784
00:40:54,114 --> 00:40:56,715
No worries. I can check
my phone, trim my beard,
785
00:40:56,716 --> 00:40:59,486
and still trounce this pathetic pillock.
786
00:41:07,827 --> 00:41:09,695
Do you think she sucked
the marrow from life?
787
00:41:09,696 --> 00:41:11,931
I think she did. She looks
like a marrow-sucker.
788
00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:13,633
Forget her. Look at this.
789
00:41:14,701 --> 00:41:17,103
Major found the Candyman and someone else.
790
00:41:20,573 --> 00:41:22,642
Blaine isn't robbing
graves to feed himself.
791
00:41:23,476 --> 00:41:24,744
It would appear not.
792
00:41:25,678 --> 00:41:29,849
All those kids missing from the
skate park... Major's kids...
793
00:41:32,485 --> 00:41:36,022
I'm glad you found this space.
You're so close to my house.
794
00:41:37,724 --> 00:41:40,627
Although my waistline
wishes you were in Tacoma.
795
00:41:40,894 --> 00:41:44,864
Ooh! Hello. Rabbit pistachio terrine.
796
00:41:45,965 --> 00:41:49,501
You're hiring? Because my son needs a job.
797
00:41:49,502 --> 00:41:51,838
He's 16. Is that too young?
798
00:41:54,174 --> 00:41:57,744
Let's have him fill out an
application, see what happens.
799
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000
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