1 00:00:00,023 --> 00:00:01,689 [Liv] Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,691 --> 00:00:04,158 Renegade's operation turns more humans into zombies 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,445 than all other carrier outfits combined. 4 00:00:06,446 --> 00:00:07,677 You bring me Renegade, 5 00:00:07,679 --> 00:00:09,312 you go back to running your establishments in peace. 6 00:00:09,314 --> 00:00:12,282 [woman] We need to be focused on our very massive brain shortage. 7 00:00:12,284 --> 00:00:15,452 If you fail in that, the 10,000 zombies we made 8 00:00:15,454 --> 00:00:16,960 will come for your head. 9 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:20,340 Well, word is that watered-down brain tubes are being sold for 40 bucks a pop 10 00:00:20,341 --> 00:00:21,402 in the back-alleys in Seattle 11 00:00:21,403 --> 00:00:22,582 because you've got a leak in your food chain. 12 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:25,320 [man] I would've gotten you out sooner, but I had to pick the right time. 13 00:00:25,321 --> 00:00:27,264 Nothing keeps us McDonoughs down. 14 00:00:27,467 --> 00:00:29,725 Dino got him out. He's the only one who knew. 15 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:31,233 Find him and deal with him. 16 00:00:31,234 --> 00:00:34,703 [Chase] The smuggling of humans into Seattle and creation of new zombies 17 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:36,151 stops today. 18 00:00:36,464 --> 00:00:39,674 I need you to gather whoever's left in Mama Leone's organization. 19 00:00:39,675 --> 00:00:41,804 We're gonna pick up where she left off. 20 00:00:44,182 --> 00:00:46,173 Beth's e-mail said she was frail from the chemo, 21 00:00:46,174 --> 00:00:48,158 but strong enough to carry her 1-year-old. 22 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:50,052 Good. They don't gun down babies. 23 00:00:50,779 --> 00:00:52,275 I like the wall for this one. 24 00:00:52,492 --> 00:00:55,374 You, uh... You sticking with the wig and the tan? 25 00:00:56,054 --> 00:00:58,554 - That's smart. - There's still our other problem. 26 00:00:58,738 --> 00:00:59,738 Brains. 27 00:01:00,224 --> 00:01:02,624 Mama had a guy at zombie services. 28 00:01:03,061 --> 00:01:04,641 He slipped us ID cards, 29 00:01:04,642 --> 00:01:06,889 so our transplanted zombies could get brains 30 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:08,798 at the Fillmore Graves dispensaries. 31 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,418 Mama's guy went AWOL. 32 00:01:10,629 --> 00:01:13,650 Have you two heard about Brother Love's Zombie Salvation Show? 33 00:01:13,728 --> 00:01:15,018 - Brother Love? - Yeah. 34 00:01:15,019 --> 00:01:17,196 Some zombie preacher I keep hearing about. 35 00:01:17,314 --> 00:01:18,643 Preaches zombie pride. 36 00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:20,415 And he gets brains for the needy. 37 00:01:20,726 --> 00:01:21,726 All pro bono. 38 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,502 [upbeat music playing] 39 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,300 Bourbon, neat. 40 00:01:31,289 --> 00:01:32,289 What's that? 41 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:34,461 Bermuda Rose. 42 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,325 It's gin. And grenadine. And... 43 00:01:36,327 --> 00:01:37,693 It's pink. It's pink, Seth. 44 00:01:37,924 --> 00:01:39,891 Are you looking for a big, strong man to take you home tonight? 45 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:41,230 Dump it. Get rid of it. 46 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:44,667 Scale of one to ten, what would you say you are? 47 00:01:44,936 --> 00:01:46,035 Um... 48 00:01:46,371 --> 00:01:47,371 Be honest. 49 00:01:47,881 --> 00:01:48,881 Six? 50 00:01:49,478 --> 00:01:52,646 - Five? - Sure. Yeah, five. 51 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:55,843 Do what I say and you'll be pulling sixes and sevens. 52 00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:57,775 What's she? 53 00:02:00,351 --> 00:02:01,351 A goddess. 54 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:05,292 I know. She goes to my gym. I'm in love with her. 55 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,251 Oh, Seth. 56 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:11,193 You've taught me so much. Can't we just go over there, break the ice? 57 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,649 Her friend's not bad. 58 00:02:12,977 --> 00:02:14,902 Max. Your website said... 59 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:16,642 My website didn't mention love. 60 00:02:16,643 --> 00:02:18,200 That's not what this is about. 61 00:02:18,858 --> 00:02:19,858 [sighs] 62 00:02:21,403 --> 00:02:23,336 Yeah. Sure. Fine. 63 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:25,164 - Yeah? - Let's do it. 64 00:02:25,703 --> 00:02:27,169 - Here. - What's this? 65 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,921 It's peacocking. You're standing out from the crowd. 66 00:02:29,922 --> 00:02:31,705 This says you are your own man. 67 00:02:31,914 --> 00:02:33,311 - I don't know. - Wear it. 68 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:34,853 Okay. 69 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:41,283 All right. Here we go. 70 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:43,497 What do we do first? 71 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:46,429 Undermine her confidence. Make her desperate for our approval. 72 00:02:46,431 --> 00:02:47,563 My man. 73 00:02:49,654 --> 00:02:52,049 Ladies. I'm Max. Meet my friend, Seth. 74 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:54,344 He's a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, so don't make him mad. 75 00:02:54,345 --> 00:02:57,461 When he's not kicking ass, he handles corporate accounts at Sun-West, 76 00:02:57,462 --> 00:03:00,773 the largest timeshare management company on the West Coast. 77 00:03:00,774 --> 00:03:03,079 Hey, Seth. Cool scarf. 78 00:03:03,081 --> 00:03:04,081 Hi. 79 00:03:04,347 --> 00:03:05,435 We go to the same gym. 80 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,650 I'm always right behind you in spin class. 81 00:03:07,902 --> 00:03:08,902 Good to know. 82 00:03:09,325 --> 00:03:10,341 [chuckles] 83 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:12,809 Uh, I'm surprised to hear you actually go to the gym. 84 00:03:12,996 --> 00:03:14,922 - What? - Well, you have one of those bodies 85 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,554 that's, uh, you know... 86 00:03:17,146 --> 00:03:18,379 [chuckles] What? 87 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,177 It's a compliment. You're curvy. 88 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:21,809 [chuckles] 89 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,415 Curvy means fat. 90 00:03:25,966 --> 00:03:27,166 Feel this. 91 00:03:28,911 --> 00:03:32,186 [giggles] It tickles. 92 00:03:32,764 --> 00:03:37,716 [Amanda] Last night was... Wow. 93 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:40,537 You were right. 94 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:45,412 I almost walked away from something really special. 95 00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:47,913 [giggles] 96 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:51,079 Now, who's a little sleepyhead, huh? 97 00:03:52,563 --> 00:03:55,798 One part of you is ready for the day. [Chuckles] 98 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:57,909 Max? 99 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,360 [screaming] 100 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:09,823 [screaming] 101 00:04:09,824 --> 00:04:11,100 [theme song playing] 102 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:14,317 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 103 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:18,133 [Clive] Here's what we know so far. 104 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:20,472 Max Roberts, 39, 105 00:04:20,473 --> 00:04:24,260 was found dead by a woman he brought home from the club last night. 106 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:26,978 Max wrote a popular blog called. 107 00:04:27,019 --> 00:04:30,363 - Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips. - [retches] 108 00:04:30,715 --> 00:04:32,475 A how-to on seducing women. 109 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:36,203 But Roberts made most of his money as a wingman-for-hire. 110 00:04:36,562 --> 00:04:37,562 That's a thing? 111 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:40,110 So you finally decided to get with the program, huh? 112 00:04:41,788 --> 00:04:43,054 You tanned and dyed. 113 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,866 I figured, why fight it? 114 00:04:45,069 --> 00:04:46,724 All the cool zombies were doing it. 115 00:04:46,726 --> 00:04:47,726 Hmm. 116 00:04:47,823 --> 00:04:51,158 Uh, you all look alike now, you zombies. 117 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:52,663 I can't even tell you apart. 118 00:04:55,468 --> 00:04:57,235 What the hell is a "Weener Kleener?" 119 00:04:58,371 --> 00:05:00,571 - I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner. - Hmm. 120 00:05:00,573 --> 00:05:03,741 Morning after pills. And they say chivalry is dead. 121 00:05:03,743 --> 00:05:06,744 - Oh. - King Colossus-brand condoms. 122 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,322 Look at this. 123 00:05:11,551 --> 00:05:14,619 Whoa! God does give with both hands. 124 00:05:14,878 --> 00:05:16,077 No, no, no. Up here. 125 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,215 See the rash on Max's stomach? 126 00:05:18,216 --> 00:05:21,526 Couple that with the yellowing of his skin and my mind goes to poisoning. 127 00:05:21,527 --> 00:05:24,514 Which means we probably already have our murderer. 128 00:05:24,515 --> 00:05:27,498 Max's one-night stand from the club. Solved it! 129 00:05:28,034 --> 00:05:30,067 [upbeat music playing] 130 00:05:31,571 --> 00:05:34,327 I guess we should have sex. 131 00:05:34,788 --> 00:05:37,205 Yeah. Why try and fight it? 132 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,213 - [music stops] - There. 133 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,474 We don't have to have sex. 134 00:05:45,518 --> 00:05:47,524 Phew. That was close. 135 00:05:51,624 --> 00:05:54,158 Yay! No trace of neurosyphilis! 136 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,993 No. It's not all good news. 137 00:05:55,995 --> 00:05:58,396 Max's stomach lining shows no sign of irritation. 138 00:05:58,398 --> 00:06:01,341 It's gonna take me a while to pin down the exact method of poisoning. 139 00:06:01,342 --> 00:06:03,134 Maybe a vision will get us there. 140 00:06:22,388 --> 00:06:25,089 Blue 19! Omaha! Hut! 141 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,198 [grunts] 142 00:06:28,361 --> 00:06:30,528 Go home. Suck down a brain tube. 143 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:32,563 Maybe drink water on occasion. 144 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,166 [grunts] 145 00:06:37,537 --> 00:06:39,103 You don't tell me when to leave. 146 00:06:39,105 --> 00:06:40,462 I'm Fillmore-Graves! 147 00:06:41,171 --> 00:06:42,566 This is our town! 148 00:06:46,312 --> 00:06:47,988 You're doing a bang up job. 149 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:00,209 [yelling] 150 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:20,837 Wanna know why I finally got to dust off my ol' wakizashi? 151 00:07:21,057 --> 00:07:22,057 Not really. 152 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,202 You're the turncoat who got Blaine's dad out of the well. 153 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:29,495 Blaine's pissed. You'll see when he gets back. 154 00:07:29,497 --> 00:07:32,765 Did you hear me? Not interested. 155 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,867 [chuckles] Classic Dino! 156 00:07:35,252 --> 00:07:36,785 Sparkling conversationalist. 157 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:38,537 I worked with a mute, 158 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:40,614 and we had so much more fun. 159 00:07:41,106 --> 00:07:43,175 Miss you every day, Chief. 160 00:07:44,979 --> 00:07:46,712 Wanna know what I'm gonna do with you? 161 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:48,331 Not really. 162 00:07:48,776 --> 00:07:50,546 I'm boxing you up 163 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:54,587 and I'm mailing you to Gwyneth Paltrow. 164 00:07:54,589 --> 00:07:55,688 [laughing] 165 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,656 She'd think that's funny, right? 166 00:07:58,326 --> 00:07:59,628 She seems cool. 167 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:02,494 [laughing] 168 00:08:04,498 --> 00:08:05,431 Gwyneth would be all right. 169 00:08:05,433 --> 00:08:07,399 [laughing] 170 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,802 [Amanda] Max was so charming. 171 00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:11,573 He looked right into my eyes 172 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,742 and he said that he saw his future. 173 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,345 - Aw. - Ms. Lewis, we know Max was poisoned. 174 00:08:16,658 --> 00:08:18,781 According to the coroner, the poison would've killed Max 175 00:08:18,783 --> 00:08:20,544 within two hours of the dosing, 176 00:08:21,138 --> 00:08:23,118 so unless anyone else was with you... 177 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:24,380 Like a... 178 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:27,423 Oh, don't make us spell it out. We're talking a tag team. 179 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:30,092 An Eiffel Tower. A Peter, Paul, and Mary. 180 00:08:30,828 --> 00:08:31,660 What's your freak number, girl? 181 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,697 I'm sorry. That's not what I meant to suggest. 182 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,800 Wait. 183 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:39,827 You guys think I did this? 184 00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:43,572 No one kills a guy that gives her multiple orgasms. 185 00:08:43,574 --> 00:08:45,908 I'm not sure that defense will hold up in court. 186 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:47,815 - It's Amanda, right? - Yeah. 187 00:08:47,816 --> 00:08:48,816 I like Mandy better. 188 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,351 Well, no one calls me that. 189 00:08:50,352 --> 00:08:53,882 Mandy. You know our boy Max was a chubby chaser, right? 190 00:08:54,198 --> 00:08:55,345 I'm not fat. 191 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,243 I'm curvy. Max said... 192 00:08:58,244 --> 00:08:59,585 Excuse us. 193 00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:04,126 I'm not fat. 194 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:07,696 What are you doing? 195 00:09:07,698 --> 00:09:09,837 - I'm negging her, Clive. - Nagging? 196 00:09:09,838 --> 00:09:11,810 No, no, no. Negging. 197 00:09:12,161 --> 00:09:15,170 I'm undermining her confidence, so she'll be more vulnerable. 198 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:18,373 - Knock it off. - But... 199 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:25,180 It's highly doubtful that girl in there killed Max. 200 00:09:25,736 --> 00:09:28,126 - Why's that? - Max was poisoned with atrocholine. 201 00:09:28,127 --> 00:09:30,652 It's a toxic chemical commonly used to make optical glass. 202 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,155 But in his case, it was absorbed through the skin. 203 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,233 What's the one thing the killer knew 204 00:09:36,235 --> 00:09:38,135 a womanizer would come into contact with? 205 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:40,034 - Ta-tas. - Mmm-mmm. 206 00:09:40,035 --> 00:09:41,581 - Let's not do this. - Fine. 207 00:09:42,389 --> 00:09:43,641 His condoms were poisoned, Clive. 208 00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:45,795 Not a bad way to go. Who's with me? 209 00:09:48,468 --> 00:09:49,704 [beeps] 210 00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:52,424 General Mills hasn't said a peep about nuking Seattle, 211 00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:55,223 since you smuggled his daughter into the city. 212 00:09:56,422 --> 00:09:58,723 That's one problem solved on a very long list. 213 00:09:59,659 --> 00:10:01,425 There's a brain shortage out there. 214 00:10:01,858 --> 00:10:03,494 Most of our problems come back to that. 215 00:10:03,873 --> 00:10:05,730 We've heard rumors that our own men are skimming brains 216 00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:07,508 and selling them on the black market. 217 00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:10,167 I want you to find out who's behind it. 218 00:10:14,807 --> 00:10:16,540 You want me to find someone else to do it? 219 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,275 You give the order, I'll do it. 220 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,884 You just don't want to be a rat. Am I right? 221 00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:24,937 Get over it. 222 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,319 There's one name I know. 223 00:10:28,688 --> 00:10:29,687 Russ Roche. 224 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,411 Ugh! Roche is a dolt. 225 00:10:31,794 --> 00:10:33,391 No way he's the ringleader. 226 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:36,660 I want you to buddy up to him... 227 00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:38,124 Fun, fun. 228 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:41,769 If he likes hitting a colonic, you take him out for his-and-his colonics. 229 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:43,334 Make him a colonic-themed mixtape. 230 00:10:43,336 --> 00:10:45,371 Just find out who's calling the shots. 231 00:10:45,372 --> 00:10:48,172 Sir, is there a reason you think your office is bugged? 232 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:50,371 Yes. 233 00:10:54,047 --> 00:10:55,047 Major. 234 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:58,015 Be careful with Roche. 235 00:10:58,728 --> 00:11:02,096 He's not smart, but he is a killer. 236 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:16,954 Thanks for coming in, Ms. Zoe Ward. 237 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,212 You heard that Max Roberts was murdered? 238 00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:20,272 That's what they told me. 239 00:11:20,273 --> 00:11:23,589 Can you confirm whether you sent the deceased the following text? 240 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,651 "I hope your eggplant emoji falls off," 241 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:30,178 and you drown in a pool of your own poop emoji. 242 00:11:30,427 --> 00:11:33,498 "I hate your pig face emoji, you rooster emoji." 243 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,805 - I did. - Why? 244 00:11:35,806 --> 00:11:38,106 Because I was hoping his eggplant would fall off. 245 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,209 Max Roberts was a vile creature. 246 00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:43,144 - A predator. - A misogynist. 247 00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:44,298 A complete dick. 248 00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:47,712 That didn't stop you from saddling up and riding that stallion, did it? 249 00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:50,652 To my eternal shame. Though, I have to say... 250 00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:51,963 At least he was good at that. 251 00:11:51,964 --> 00:11:54,613 If it hadn't been amazing, I wouldn't have been pissed that he ghosted me. 252 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,080 Oh God, no. Gross. 253 00:11:56,393 --> 00:11:58,738 I didn't sleep with Max Roberts. Thank God. 254 00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:00,655 Huh. I'm not surprised. 255 00:12:01,468 --> 00:12:03,665 Max had a hard rule about sevens. 256 00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:09,971 Okay... But he probably also had a hard rule against zombies. 257 00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:12,083 You're a zombie? 258 00:12:13,707 --> 00:12:16,241 Then can you explain why you texted Max, 259 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:19,364 "You're going to pay for what you did to me. 260 00:12:20,117 --> 00:12:21,349 Butcher Knife emoji." 261 00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:23,218 My friend sent that text. 262 00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:26,679 She slept with Max, and then he blocked her number. 263 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,407 My phone was handy, so we had fun one night 264 00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:32,027 passing the phone back and forth, sending him juvenile messages. 265 00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:34,869 Can I get your friend's information? 266 00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:37,304 [sighs] 267 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,477 One night we saw him at the club, 268 00:12:40,604 --> 00:12:42,370 and he got all up in our faces like, 269 00:12:42,372 --> 00:12:43,538 "You're not funny!" 270 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:46,941 Now get me out of this mess, Max. 271 00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,743 Otherwise, we're both going down! 272 00:12:49,046 --> 00:12:50,145 [gasps] 273 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:55,817 Here. That's her info. 274 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,853 Thanks. You're free to go. 275 00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:03,158 Number ten. 276 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:05,427 So. 277 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:07,896 A Fillmore-Graves soldier was screaming at Max... 278 00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:09,397 "Get me out of some mess, 279 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:11,599 otherwise we'll both go down." 280 00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:14,090 His name tag said "G. Marsh." 281 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:17,157 I'll track down this "G. Marsh." 282 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:18,749 Take your time. 283 00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:20,876 All that sex talk made me horny. 284 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:24,345 Mind telling Ravi that I left early to tap some ass? 285 00:13:25,549 --> 00:13:27,348 Yeah. I'll get right on that. 286 00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:32,854 Tapping that ass. 287 00:13:34,558 --> 00:13:36,458 [Levon] The guys said the Triple Cross Church 288 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,860 is in a converted XXX theater. 289 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,728 The things I would do to you. 290 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,835 - XXX things? - Yes. 291 00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:47,132 I mean, I get it. My ass is grade A. 292 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,471 But do you always come on this strong? 293 00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:51,667 I am so sorry. 294 00:13:51,803 --> 00:13:54,604 I'm solving the murder of this douchebag player. 295 00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:57,967 Get tired of wearing a wig? 296 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,682 Yes, but I also thought our zombie pride preacher 297 00:14:00,684 --> 00:14:01,950 would prefer this look. 298 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,272 Always thinking. 299 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,853 Well, this must be it. 300 00:14:15,065 --> 00:14:16,065 Hello? 301 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,611 Anybody here? 302 00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:35,383 Come here. Look at this. The Teachings of Brother Love. 303 00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:37,890 "Man shall offer himself to his zombie brethren, 304 00:14:37,891 --> 00:14:41,507 and his brethren shall crack a man's skull and scoop his brains..." 305 00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:43,624 - Whoa. What? - Or this... 306 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,720 "Those who wear the Fillmore-Graves uniform 307 00:14:45,721 --> 00:14:48,429 are in league with the humans who would see us destroyed." 308 00:14:49,258 --> 00:14:51,792 Okay. Maybe he's got a point on that one. 309 00:14:53,436 --> 00:14:54,536 [Tucker] Brother Love! 310 00:14:55,906 --> 00:14:56,906 Hello? 311 00:14:58,342 --> 00:14:59,633 You have guests. 312 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:03,245 Wonderful news! 313 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,817 - Are you here for salvation? - Not exactly. 314 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,151 - Redemption! - No. 315 00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:11,854 - Forgiveness? - We're here to talk about brains. 316 00:15:12,623 --> 00:15:13,623 You're hungry. 317 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,624 - I should pat them down. - No need. 318 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,160 No need. 319 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,129 - I'm Brother Love. - Levon. 320 00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:21,187 Levon. 321 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,475 - And you, my dear? - Liv. 322 00:15:26,616 --> 00:15:28,537 Liv! Must be an angel. 323 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,807 With skin the color of the pearly gates, 324 00:15:31,809 --> 00:15:33,776 and milky tresses to match. 325 00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:37,478 As the Almighty intended. Natural. 326 00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:39,761 You say you're hungry? 327 00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:41,617 We're not asking for us. 328 00:15:41,619 --> 00:15:43,752 We know a few newly-turned zombies 329 00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:46,433 who can't get brains through official channels. 330 00:15:47,253 --> 00:15:49,225 We heard you feed hungry zombies here. 331 00:15:49,227 --> 00:15:51,904 I have a soft spot for the downtrodden. 332 00:15:52,099 --> 00:15:53,629 Where do you get your brains? 333 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:57,032 Oh, donations from the dying, mostly. 334 00:15:57,543 --> 00:16:01,003 And a few brain tubes that fall through the cracks at Fillmore-Graves. 335 00:16:01,772 --> 00:16:03,910 A weekly free meal at Romeros. 336 00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:06,242 Romeros? I know the owner, 337 00:16:06,244 --> 00:16:08,344 - he's not exactly charitable. - You know my son? 338 00:16:09,296 --> 00:16:09,912 Your son? 339 00:16:09,914 --> 00:16:11,280 Yes, my son Blaine. 340 00:16:11,457 --> 00:16:13,115 Quick as a whip. Voice of a nightingale. 341 00:16:13,117 --> 00:16:16,740 Successful to boot. And single. 342 00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:27,062 Still no word back from that friend of Zoe Ward, 343 00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:30,290 the zombie who let her friend send threatening texts from her phone. 344 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:31,966 I think I banged that dude. 345 00:16:32,276 --> 00:16:35,193 Chase Graves? Yeah, you banged him. 346 00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,739 Ugh. I remember now. 347 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:40,867 [scoffs] He's gonna be all, "Oh, Liv, why didn't you call? 348 00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:44,212 Didn't the bone sesh on my hotel room desk mean anything to you?" 349 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:47,936 Dudes. Look at him. Look how sad he looks. 350 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,734 That's probably a suicide note he's working on. 351 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:01,749 Look at you, Ms. Moore. Finally with the program! 352 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,565 It's over, dude. I don't know what you want me to say. 353 00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:06,401 Detective. 354 00:17:06,614 --> 00:17:08,836 We've been getting the runaround trying to track down 355 00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:09,851 one of your men. 356 00:17:09,852 --> 00:17:13,174 George Marsh. He's a person of interest in a murder investigation. 357 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:14,242 When was the murder? 358 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:15,443 Two days ago. 359 00:17:15,445 --> 00:17:17,779 - And you think Marsh did it? - It's possible. 360 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,117 He's unavailable. 361 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:21,144 If you come back, I can have him here tomorrow. 362 00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:22,146 Unavailable? 363 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:26,020 There's nowhere he could be that's more than 25 minutes from here. 364 00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:29,175 And, yet, tomorrow is as soon as you can see him. 365 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:33,761 [Ravi] I need a minute for the toxicology report. 366 00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:36,323 Liv changed the filing system. 367 00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:39,661 The deceased are now arranged by hotness quotient. 368 00:17:41,114 --> 00:17:42,613 [Peyton] You're on Tinder, Clive? 369 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:44,529 [clattering] 370 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,214 Clive? Tinder? 371 00:17:50,293 --> 00:17:52,860 Wait! Does this mean you and Bozzio are dunzo? 372 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,614 No! 373 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,397 Relationships take work, Clive. 374 00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,053 Look at me and Peyton. 375 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:03,493 We had a rough go, but we didn't give up. 376 00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:05,939 It's not the same. We didn't cheat on each other. 377 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:08,563 No one cheated! We can't have sex together, 378 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,164 so we're in an open relationship. 379 00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:12,412 Y'all wanted us to be the No Secrets Club. 380 00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:14,035 Well, there you go. 381 00:18:14,905 --> 00:18:15,905 Oh. 382 00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:20,875 Did... Did you delete your matches? 383 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,176 What matches? 384 00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:28,533 This is bad. This is really bad. 385 00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,651 [gasps] 386 00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:33,087 [Ravi] Why would you upload a photo of yourself 387 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:34,376 standing next to Seven-Foot Sven? 388 00:18:34,377 --> 00:18:36,477 It's my police academy graduation. 389 00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:38,125 I look good in a uniform. 390 00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:42,096 That does it. I'm taking you out tonight, Clive. 391 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:43,859 I'm a phenomenal wingman. 392 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:46,067 I hate going out. Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm. 393 00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:49,437 Yeah, we know. It says so here in your list of "hates." 394 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:52,440 You also hate warm weather, and "This Is Us". 395 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,333 Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative. 396 00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:01,743 Fine. I'll go. 397 00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:04,599 You're emotionally manipulative. 398 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,490 Mmm. Oh, oh, where are my keys? 399 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,049 Uh, they're on my desk. 400 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,344 - One rule for tonight. - Hmm. 401 00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:14,406 Given the brain she's on... 402 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,063 [both] Don't tell Liv. 403 00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:16,945 [upbeat music playing] 404 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:19,813 Is the record skipping or is the music supposed to sound like this? 405 00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:21,056 Quick. Pound this. 406 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,512 - Pound this one, too. - [grunts] 407 00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,343 - I need a minute. - Pound it! 408 00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:34,749 Oh, look at this. Coming our way. Coming our way. 409 00:19:35,151 --> 00:19:36,151 [Clive] Oh, God. 410 00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:37,228 [clears throat] 411 00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:39,020 Hello, ladies. 412 00:19:39,368 --> 00:19:40,961 Your money is no good here. 413 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,690 Let my friend and I buy you a drink. 414 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:44,725 - We're actually just... - Bartender! 415 00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:47,734 - Yeah? - Bottle of vodka, yeah? 416 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:49,772 Your finest. 417 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,198 This is my friend, Clive. He's a homicide detective. 418 00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:55,475 Me? I'm a coroner. 419 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:58,083 I know... What a fascinating pair of gentlemen. 420 00:19:58,374 --> 00:20:00,341 They must have loads of stories. 421 00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,710 Tell them how fascinating you are, Clive. 422 00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:05,147 I'm riveting. 423 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,895 So, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on a job? 424 00:20:10,114 --> 00:20:13,395 Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one. 425 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,869 You're the raconteur. 426 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:19,026 Oh, um, probably the middle-aged mom 427 00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:21,073 who was smashed by a falling AC unit. 428 00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,714 Brains and guts everywhere. 429 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,582 Children walking by splattered with blood. 430 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:28,603 Hey. 431 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:30,992 This is my boyfriend, Gunner. 432 00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,746 And that's Julie's boyfriend, Stieg. 433 00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:45,018 Let's ease into the splattered brain talk next time. 434 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:46,703 Is that where it went wrong? 435 00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:47,845 I thought it was when 436 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,691 their Scandinavian He-Men boyfriends showed up. 437 00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,829 Amateur hour is over boys. 438 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,897 Let's go get us some nasty. 439 00:21:11,786 --> 00:21:14,520 Clive should be himself. 440 00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:17,857 Only fun and less tightly-wound. 441 00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:21,527 Oh, Clive should be another person. 442 00:21:21,804 --> 00:21:23,036 A better person. 443 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,492 Just give me the hat, Liv. 444 00:21:37,111 --> 00:21:39,679 I was hoping for a Frosty the Snowman moment. 445 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,847 And the instant we gave him the hat, 446 00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:44,183 he would become full of life. He'd have swagger. 447 00:21:44,185 --> 00:21:47,320 He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism. 448 00:21:47,435 --> 00:21:49,622 What kind of perverse version of Frosty the Snowman 449 00:21:49,624 --> 00:21:51,023 did they show kids in England? 450 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,430 Look. 451 00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:57,830 You know, I could catch any D I want in this place. 452 00:21:57,832 --> 00:21:59,865 Most of the guys in here are human. 453 00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:02,668 They won't be when I'm making them brains for breakfast. 454 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:04,260 [chuckles] Just kidding. 455 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,106 I'm not gonna let them stay for breakfast. 456 00:22:08,902 --> 00:22:11,675 Oh, code red. The herd has arrived. 457 00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:14,311 That better be a photo of his penis. 458 00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:16,215 Oh, and it looks like she's crying. 459 00:22:16,217 --> 00:22:18,484 Okay, it probably is his penis. 460 00:22:18,486 --> 00:22:19,486 Come on. 461 00:22:20,788 --> 00:22:22,217 He was still waiting in line 462 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:23,842 when she got the Aleutian flu vaccine. 463 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,044 That's when he got the call about the zombie virus. 464 00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,253 How sad is that? 465 00:22:27,254 --> 00:22:31,249 Okay, baby dolls. I'm gonna need you to put out or get out. 466 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,952 Hit it or quit it. Hump or dump. Follow me? 467 00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:39,391 You told them about Bozzio? 468 00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:41,560 - I wanna be honest. - That is dumb. 469 00:22:41,562 --> 00:22:43,892 I'm not gonna be a liar to get sex. 470 00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:45,159 Good luck with that. 471 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,364 [sighs] 472 00:22:47,775 --> 00:22:48,970 I'm done here. 473 00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,478 Thanks for trying to help. 474 00:22:55,888 --> 00:22:56,888 You blew it. 475 00:22:58,447 --> 00:23:00,812 Think I'm gonna go catch that D I was talking about. 476 00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:04,215 I think I'm gonna go home and make love to my girlfriend. 477 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,586 Don't be gross. 478 00:23:06,402 --> 00:23:08,450 - Hey. - Hey. 479 00:23:08,669 --> 00:23:09,788 I was in the neighborhood. 480 00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:11,990 I thought maybe we could talk more strategy? 481 00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:13,358 Save a few more lives? 482 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,494 Is that before or after you texted me, "Down to duck"? 483 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,507 [scoffs] I sent that text to like, ten other guys. 484 00:23:19,553 --> 00:23:20,966 Don't read into it. 485 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:22,770 But are you? 486 00:23:23,309 --> 00:23:24,616 Down to duck? 487 00:23:25,084 --> 00:23:27,667 [exhales] This isn't a good idea. 488 00:23:27,668 --> 00:23:29,975 When you talk, it accentuates your double chin. 489 00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:32,043 Are you negging me? 490 00:23:32,045 --> 00:23:34,012 [scoffs] What do you think of my hat? 491 00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:35,747 I think Kevin Federline wore it better. 492 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:36,815 Are you negging me? 493 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:38,750 No, I genuinely don't like your hat. 494 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:44,464 Liv, I'm not hooking up with you while you're on this brain. 495 00:23:44,772 --> 00:23:46,367 Whatever. I don't care. 496 00:23:46,797 --> 00:23:49,427 [scoffs] I'm like barely even interested in you. 497 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,329 [exhales] 498 00:23:52,521 --> 00:23:54,265 - I'm gonna get you a lift. - [sighs] 499 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,168 Fine, but can I at least see what my driver looks like? 500 00:23:57,777 --> 00:24:01,272 Oh, never mind. Everyone's a ten if you keep your eyes closed. 501 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,951 I was wondering if you'd ever call. 502 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,586 Come in, Detective. 503 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,068 [Chase reading] 504 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:25,887 Are you freaking kidding me? 505 00:24:26,669 --> 00:24:28,667 And you can probably guess what they say about me. Let's see. 506 00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:31,469 Oh, I spend more time at the gym than I do at my desk. 507 00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:34,039 I'm a demagogue who uses the city's tax dollars 508 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,807 to eat brains at Romeros. 509 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:39,477 One article. 510 00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:40,954 In one newspaper. 511 00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:46,058 I'm sorry, Commander. Can I ask what. 512 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,953 Lillywhite is doing here? 513 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,856 Did he get some kind of promotion we weren't made aware of? 514 00:24:52,462 --> 00:24:53,462 Huh? 515 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,033 Did I forget the paperwork? 516 00:24:56,337 --> 00:24:57,503 I might have. 517 00:24:58,136 --> 00:24:59,602 I've had my hands full. 518 00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:03,368 Major is the new vice president of getting stuff done. 519 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,704 Which means he outranks any of you because, 520 00:25:05,706 --> 00:25:07,505 well, he gets stuff done. 521 00:25:09,339 --> 00:25:10,339 Everyone out. 522 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,848 [shouting] Except my VP of getting stuff done! 523 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,196 You, get back in here. 524 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:28,026 Sir? 525 00:25:28,186 --> 00:25:29,506 You made any progress with Roche? 526 00:25:29,713 --> 00:25:31,863 Oh, I've lost 100 bucks to him playing pool, 527 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:32,840 buddying up to him 528 00:25:32,841 --> 00:25:35,033 and we made plans to hit The Scratching Post next week. 529 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:37,168 What do you say we turn you into besties? 530 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,903 Take Roche's unit down to the offices 531 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,772 of the 206 Weekly and shut them down. 532 00:25:40,932 --> 00:25:42,841 Do we have the authority to do that, sir? 533 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:44,342 We are the authority. 534 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,213 Oh, God. Oh, God. 535 00:25:48,878 --> 00:25:49,878 Oh, God. 536 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,082 You're in a hurry. 537 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,020 [panting] I thought I set my alarm. 538 00:25:56,401 --> 00:25:57,600 This is bad. This is... 539 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400 Really bad. 540 00:26:07,443 --> 00:26:09,076 I've never done this. 541 00:26:10,229 --> 00:26:11,229 How much? 542 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:20,678 Hey, any idea why Liv Moore would text me "Down to duck" 543 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,913 in the middle of the night? 544 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,349 My wife was pissed, I had to sleep on the couch. 545 00:26:24,922 --> 00:26:25,922 No clue. 546 00:26:36,912 --> 00:26:37,912 [exhales] 547 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,005 Ah. 548 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,370 Clive. 549 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:53,578 Called a few times. 550 00:26:54,214 --> 00:26:55,814 Went straight to voice-mail. 551 00:26:56,778 --> 00:26:58,216 My phone died. 552 00:26:58,218 --> 00:26:59,384 I was worried. 553 00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:00,849 I'm sorry. 554 00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:06,768 Maybe we need to establish some ground rules. 555 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,961 Spending the night feels like there's emotions involved. 556 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:11,626 That's a good rule. 557 00:27:12,355 --> 00:27:13,383 But, Dale? 558 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,467 There were no emotions involved. 559 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:19,322 Promise. 560 00:27:19,323 --> 00:27:21,172 Did you make her your special breakfast? 561 00:27:22,116 --> 00:27:25,736 I haven't asked for any details about the men you've been with. 562 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:29,062 Well, I haven't slept with anyone, Clive. 563 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:32,584 - I heard... - I went on some dates. 564 00:27:34,254 --> 00:27:36,187 I made out with a guy. 565 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:40,625 All it did was make me miss you. 566 00:27:46,090 --> 00:27:47,895 I guess we're really doing this. 567 00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:09,654 Chase better walk in here with that zombie from your vision. 568 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,067 We gave him a day. 569 00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:12,157 Hey, I just noticed. 570 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:15,627 That's the same outfit as last night, you dirty dog. 571 00:28:15,996 --> 00:28:18,316 - You got some chick... - I don't wanna talk about it, Liv. 572 00:28:19,725 --> 00:28:21,532 Thanks for waiting, officers. 573 00:28:22,192 --> 00:28:24,019 I see this was a bit of a to-do. 574 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,340 Here's the man of the hour. 575 00:28:32,497 --> 00:28:33,578 This is the guy? 576 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:34,979 That's the guy from my vision. 577 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,581 Marsh, the Seattle PD wants to know 578 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:38,149 if you magically defrosted yourself 579 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,517 and murdered someone a few days ago. 580 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,616 What year is it? 581 00:28:41,576 --> 00:28:43,588 You haven't even been frozen a month, Marsh. 582 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,256 It's a long way from 2023. 583 00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:46,258 Damn. 584 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:48,660 - Who got offed? - Max Roberts. 585 00:28:48,849 --> 00:28:50,014 Max is dead? 586 00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:51,529 How? 587 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:52,597 Poisoned condoms. 588 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:53,599 [guffaws] 589 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,333 Perfect. 590 00:28:55,998 --> 00:29:00,171 Well, as the commander can confirm, my alibi is airtight. 591 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:02,229 I had a vision of you berating Max. 592 00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:03,808 Did that have something to do with your arrest? 593 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:04,935 Can't answer that. 594 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,978 My lawyer told me to keep my mouth shut. 595 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,579 I filed an appeal. 596 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,889 Marsh was found guilty of turning a human 597 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:12,550 into a zombie through sexual contact. 598 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,652 She reported him for not disclosing his status. 599 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:16,688 She told me she was a zombie. 600 00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:18,969 Guess she was a bug chaser. 601 00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:20,820 You hired Max to be your wingman 602 00:29:20,821 --> 00:29:23,728 and that's when you hooked up with this "bug chaser"? 603 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:25,763 My lawyer was very clear on this. 604 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:27,241 Shut my mouth. 605 00:29:27,242 --> 00:29:28,906 What was this woman's name? 606 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,407 Huma Kattan. 607 00:29:37,765 --> 00:29:38,765 Thank you. 608 00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:42,580 Looking good, Liv Moore. 609 00:29:42,582 --> 00:29:43,582 You wish. 610 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:48,086 [editor] All right, look into it. Got anything else? 611 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:49,120 I've also been hearing these 612 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,855 weird things about a zombie church. 613 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,523 - They say... - [banging] 614 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:53,891 What the hell? 615 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,727 What is this all about, here? 616 00:29:55,735 --> 00:29:57,292 - Are you in charge? - I'm the editor. 617 00:29:57,293 --> 00:29:58,863 I need you to direct your people to shut down 618 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,798 their computers, pack up their personal belongings 619 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,233 - and exit the building. - Why? 620 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,114 - When can we return? - You can't. 621 00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,104 Your newspaper is being closed down for the public good. 622 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:07,290 The public good? 623 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,496 Are you serious? 624 00:30:08,497 --> 00:30:10,308 You're printing fake news. 625 00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:12,410 That Mama Leone lady was making more zombies 626 00:30:12,412 --> 00:30:14,979 when we can't feed the zombies we already have. 627 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:17,281 We are on the precipice of destruction at all times. 628 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,550 The old rules of freedom of the press no longer apply. 629 00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:23,054 You! Do not take any computer equipment. 630 00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:25,120 This includes any kind of hard drive, 631 00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:26,692 thumb drive, memory stick. 632 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:28,197 It all stays here. 633 00:30:28,198 --> 00:30:31,186 No. No way. If you're shutting us down, I'm taking my work... 634 00:30:31,187 --> 00:30:35,767 [screaming] 635 00:30:39,439 --> 00:30:41,806 What do you expect from the Chaos Killer? 636 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:50,114 That's my name, baby. Don't wear it out. 637 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,616 Thanks again. Bye. 638 00:31:00,617 --> 00:31:02,066 No, it's Huma Kattan. 639 00:31:02,465 --> 00:31:03,465 No? 640 00:31:03,965 --> 00:31:04,997 All right, bye. 641 00:31:06,091 --> 00:31:08,125 The DMV have no record of her either. 642 00:31:08,515 --> 00:31:11,272 How does a zombie disappear from a walled city? 643 00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:17,473 If you scratch me right now, what's the first thing I'd do? 644 00:31:17,723 --> 00:31:19,360 Take Bozzio to Bone Town. 645 00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:22,617 After that, 646 00:31:22,739 --> 00:31:25,926 I'd go to the zombie services office for an ID card. 647 00:31:26,324 --> 00:31:28,730 This Huma needed a card to get brain tubes. 648 00:31:28,731 --> 00:31:30,438 They'd have her contact info. 649 00:31:30,439 --> 00:31:31,439 That's it. 650 00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:34,430 We'll go to zombie services, where they make ID cards, 651 00:31:34,431 --> 00:31:36,040 on official police business! 652 00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:38,793 How about we pop over during lunchtime, 653 00:31:38,794 --> 00:31:40,573 so we create less of a disturbance. 654 00:31:41,337 --> 00:31:43,066 Yeah, I guess. 655 00:31:43,916 --> 00:31:44,813 You don't wanna go sooner? 656 00:31:44,814 --> 00:31:46,749 Oh no. Lunchtime is good. 657 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:49,113 I may wanna sleep in. 658 00:31:53,716 --> 00:31:56,217 I know how to get brains for the underground rail road. 659 00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:57,443 I'm not falling for this again. 660 00:31:57,444 --> 00:32:00,066 Douchebag brain has worn off, you can let me in. 661 00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:02,556 Finally. 662 00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:04,825 Clive and I are on a case, 663 00:32:04,826 --> 00:32:06,287 blah, blah, blah, long story short, 664 00:32:06,289 --> 00:32:08,382 we have to go to the zombie services office 665 00:32:08,383 --> 00:32:10,016 on police business tomorrow. 666 00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:13,048 I can steal what we need to create our own ID cards. 667 00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:15,242 Everyone we smuggle into Seattle 668 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,785 will have access to brain tubes. 669 00:32:16,786 --> 00:32:19,291 That's dangerous, Liv. If you get caught... 670 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:20,540 It's worth the risk. 671 00:32:22,591 --> 00:32:26,151 Be careful, these guys smash zombie heads. 672 00:32:27,173 --> 00:32:28,410 About last night. 673 00:32:29,806 --> 00:32:30,930 Really embarrassed. 674 00:32:31,887 --> 00:32:33,215 Water under the bridge. 675 00:32:33,216 --> 00:32:35,087 No, I need to say this. 676 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:39,381 Sometimes, my job gets in the way of my personal life. 677 00:32:39,382 --> 00:32:41,425 I'm on a lot of brains and in the past, 678 00:32:42,253 --> 00:32:44,733 with guys I've dated it's caused problems. 679 00:32:44,734 --> 00:32:47,021 I can roll with a few lousy brains. 680 00:32:48,179 --> 00:32:51,571 In most cases, I would've welcomed sex-crazed brain, 681 00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:54,908 but, you know, the first time, I thought, should be special. 682 00:32:55,481 --> 00:32:57,281 I'm a little girlish that way. 683 00:33:13,862 --> 00:33:14,859 What are you doing? 684 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:17,864 Shh... Let your body do the talking. 685 00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:22,068 Oh, you... You are still on the brain, aren't you? 686 00:33:23,132 --> 00:33:24,349 Don't hate the player. 687 00:33:24,521 --> 00:33:28,530 You! Out! You made me feel cheap. 688 00:33:28,531 --> 00:33:30,790 Whatevs. You are a bit girlish. 689 00:33:30,978 --> 00:33:33,246 Text me if you have a change of heart. 690 00:33:45,797 --> 00:33:47,770 All right, let's do this. 691 00:33:47,771 --> 00:33:49,018 Let's. 692 00:33:51,849 --> 00:33:54,715 I never thought I'd say this but I miss the fedora. 693 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,319 I'm peacocking, Clive. 694 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,287 I thought I explained this to you. 695 00:34:05,094 --> 00:34:07,723 Donuts for the unsung heroes of Seattle. 696 00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:09,920 Lots of zombie-friendly options. 697 00:34:09,921 --> 00:34:10,921 Sure. 698 00:34:11,453 --> 00:34:12,453 Thanks. 699 00:34:12,744 --> 00:34:13,600 Cool-ass hat. 700 00:34:13,601 --> 00:34:15,574 You're a cool-ass dude for noticing. 701 00:34:16,712 --> 00:34:18,449 You're up to something, what is it? 702 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:21,728 It's called donuting. You know nothing, Clive Babineaux. 703 00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:27,086 Hi, Jill. 704 00:34:27,087 --> 00:34:28,598 We're with the SPD. 705 00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,866 We're tracking down a person of interest in a murder investigation. 706 00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:34,751 Her name is Huma Kattan and she recently became a zombie. 707 00:34:34,752 --> 00:34:35,787 Can you help us with that? 708 00:34:35,788 --> 00:34:36,961 Everyone's heading to lunch 709 00:34:36,962 --> 00:34:38,509 but I can show you where the records are. 710 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:39,827 That would be great. 711 00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:44,178 Zombie-friendly donuts. Get them here. 712 00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:49,766 There's a file for every zombie in Seattle. 713 00:34:50,032 --> 00:34:51,926 Some of them are passing for human. 714 00:34:51,927 --> 00:34:53,505 Sadly, we're so understaffed 715 00:34:53,506 --> 00:34:56,121 that files just get thrown back in there, willy nilly. 716 00:34:56,644 --> 00:34:57,678 Kattan, right? 717 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:58,977 That's right. 718 00:35:02,237 --> 00:35:03,706 Come on, come on. 719 00:35:05,207 --> 00:35:06,207 Darn. 720 00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:08,756 You may be in for the long haul. 721 00:35:17,997 --> 00:35:19,525 Did you find Huma's file? 722 00:35:19,988 --> 00:35:20,988 Nope. 723 00:35:21,814 --> 00:35:23,429 Did they have mirrors in the bathroom? 724 00:35:23,605 --> 00:35:24,204 Yes. 725 00:35:24,579 --> 00:35:27,460 So you saw what you looked like and didn't take off the hat? 726 00:35:28,463 --> 00:35:30,363 Lunch is ending. We need to hurry. 727 00:35:30,866 --> 00:35:31,404 Why? 728 00:35:31,405 --> 00:35:33,598 Because we don't wanna be in their way. 729 00:35:35,992 --> 00:35:38,706 I was sitting there at lunch and I thought to myself, 730 00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:41,255 what about those new zombie files that haven't been filed? 731 00:35:41,256 --> 00:35:42,670 The ones we keep up front. 732 00:35:42,671 --> 00:35:43,757 So, I hurried back. 733 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,321 Here, you go. 734 00:35:45,753 --> 00:35:46,753 Thank you. 735 00:35:57,234 --> 00:35:58,427 Well, well, well. 736 00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:01,532 Does Huma look familiar? 737 00:36:03,665 --> 00:36:04,765 That's Zoe Ward. 738 00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:06,212 The zombie who said her friend 739 00:36:06,213 --> 00:36:08,059 sent Max those threatening texts from her phone. 740 00:36:08,060 --> 00:36:10,645 Yeah, well, I don't think there ever was a friend. 741 00:36:10,887 --> 00:36:12,820 She's only been a zombie a few weeks. 742 00:36:12,821 --> 00:36:14,440 So, when she went to get an ID card 743 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:16,037 she still went by the name Huma. 744 00:36:16,038 --> 00:36:17,762 So Huma gets George Marsh 745 00:36:17,763 --> 00:36:19,637 put away in the Fillmore-Graves freezer... 746 00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:21,458 Then changes her name to Zoe Ward 747 00:36:21,459 --> 00:36:23,574 and settles the score with the guy who taught George 748 00:36:23,575 --> 00:36:24,829 how to seduce her. 749 00:36:25,046 --> 00:36:25,971 She's our killer. 750 00:36:25,973 --> 00:36:28,019 Sweet, let's go pick her up, right now. 751 00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:38,244 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 752 00:36:38,245 --> 00:36:41,496 Afraid I'm gonna have to take another look at what's inside that box. 753 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:44,220 Two donuts? You sure that's a good idea, big fella? 754 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,890 Think of all the hungry zombie cops back at the station 755 00:36:46,891 --> 00:36:48,230 who you promised donuts? 756 00:36:48,231 --> 00:36:49,587 They won't miss just one. 757 00:36:51,685 --> 00:36:52,685 They will. 758 00:36:55,284 --> 00:36:57,284 Take all you want, good sir. 759 00:37:16,476 --> 00:37:17,476 Liv. 760 00:37:18,517 --> 00:37:20,583 Do I wanna know what you're up to? 761 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:22,719 I think it's better that you don't. 762 00:37:33,844 --> 00:37:35,184 [Clive] Tell us why you changed your name 763 00:37:35,185 --> 00:37:37,492 from Huma Kattan to Zoe Ward? 764 00:37:37,664 --> 00:37:40,042 I'd just transitioned from human to zombie. 765 00:37:40,043 --> 00:37:42,148 It's a big life change. 766 00:37:42,726 --> 00:37:43,925 It was a new beginning. 767 00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:46,540 What I have here is a transcript 768 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:49,408 from the Fillmore-Graves hearing that sent George Marsh 769 00:37:49,783 --> 00:37:51,006 to the deep freeze. 770 00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,201 "Huma asked for it." 771 00:37:53,202 --> 00:37:56,457 "She knew George was a zombie, and she threw herself at him." 772 00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:57,767 "She was a bug chaser." 773 00:37:57,768 --> 00:38:00,622 "One of those girls who wanted to get with a zombie," 774 00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:02,731 "wanted to be a zombie." 775 00:38:03,098 --> 00:38:05,023 That's what Max Roberts said on the stand. 776 00:38:05,024 --> 00:38:07,274 Max Roberts is a pig and a liar. 777 00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:08,954 He was a pig and a liar. 778 00:38:09,415 --> 00:38:11,846 Max is dead and George is in a deep freeze. 779 00:38:11,924 --> 00:38:14,527 Max introduced George to you, didn't he? 780 00:38:14,529 --> 00:38:15,171 Yeah. 781 00:38:15,172 --> 00:38:18,131 When did you find out that Max was a paid wingman? 782 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:19,811 An expert on seducing women? 783 00:38:19,812 --> 00:38:21,885 When a friend showed me his column. 784 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:23,701 "Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips." 785 00:38:24,027 --> 00:38:24,804 Repulsive, right? 786 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:28,414 Max was killed by a toxic substance used to make optical glass. 787 00:38:29,092 --> 00:38:30,558 Where do you work, now? 788 00:38:34,932 --> 00:38:36,397 Queen Anne Optometry. 789 00:38:38,251 --> 00:38:40,224 How did you get the poisoned condoms to... 790 00:38:40,225 --> 00:38:42,673 It was easy, I dressed up like a giant condom and 791 00:38:42,674 --> 00:38:44,901 handed out free samples outside the club. 792 00:38:45,088 --> 00:38:47,326 Made sure Max got a special box. 793 00:38:47,529 --> 00:38:48,529 That's easy? 794 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,769 We'll need it in writing. 795 00:38:53,771 --> 00:38:55,342 I wanted a normal life. 796 00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:57,333 I wanted kids. 797 00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:59,891 George took that away from me without my consent. 798 00:38:59,892 --> 00:39:03,448 Max helped him and then went on the stand and humiliated me. 799 00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:07,814 At least the son of bitch can't hurt any more women. 800 00:39:07,816 --> 00:39:09,075 So, you know what? 801 00:39:09,618 --> 00:39:12,852 They can stick me in the freezer for however long they want. 802 00:39:14,723 --> 00:39:17,390 My life was over the moment I met Max Roberts. 803 00:39:23,215 --> 00:39:24,998 Come on, Chase. It was a mistake. 804 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,102 Admit it and move on. 805 00:39:26,103 --> 00:39:28,015 Shooting up a newspaper office, shutting them down, 806 00:39:28,016 --> 00:39:30,739 it's like you're begging humans to riot. 807 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:33,349 - Are they rioting? - No reports of riots. 808 00:39:35,887 --> 00:39:37,243 I'm placing a bet. 809 00:39:37,822 --> 00:39:40,126 I'm betting that no one cares enough to take to the streets 810 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:43,026 over one rinky-dink alt-weekly closing its doors. 811 00:39:43,027 --> 00:39:44,577 I suppose all the city's sex workers 812 00:39:44,578 --> 00:39:46,572 will have to find a new place to advertise. 813 00:39:46,573 --> 00:39:49,389 Shutting down the press over a critical story. 814 00:39:49,969 --> 00:39:51,902 Isn't that what an autocrat does? 815 00:39:53,313 --> 00:39:54,418 That's what I am. 816 00:39:56,601 --> 00:39:59,246 You wanna know when democracy doesn't work? 817 00:40:01,152 --> 00:40:04,004 It doesn't work when you're sitting on a powder keg. 818 00:40:04,615 --> 00:40:06,852 It doesn't work when your people are starving. 819 00:40:06,853 --> 00:40:10,310 It doesn't work when your entire species is on the brink of extinction. 820 00:40:10,311 --> 00:40:13,413 So, you can lament the closing of the 206 Weekly. 821 00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:15,442 But they tried to make a hero out of a woman who made it 822 00:40:15,443 --> 00:40:17,320 harder to keep our population fed. 823 00:40:18,179 --> 00:40:20,050 I want human smuggling stopped 824 00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:21,651 so I can save lives. 825 00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:23,471 I don't regret the execution of that woman. 826 00:40:23,472 --> 00:40:24,882 I didn't ask if you did. 827 00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:28,212 Your soldiers didn't just lock the doors of the 206 Weekly. 828 00:40:28,213 --> 00:40:29,849 They terrorized the staff. 829 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:32,531 They caused thousands of dollars in damages... 830 00:40:32,532 --> 00:40:34,404 Fake news. 831 00:40:36,975 --> 00:40:38,178 Fake, huh? 832 00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:41,356 - You didn't shoot up the place? - Nope. 833 00:40:42,676 --> 00:40:43,772 You sure about that? 834 00:40:43,913 --> 00:40:46,491 Lillywhite, clear this up. What happened? 835 00:40:48,453 --> 00:40:50,241 The situation was under control 836 00:40:50,242 --> 00:40:52,205 until reporters failed to follow instructions. 837 00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:54,893 They became belligerent and attacked us. 838 00:40:55,263 --> 00:40:58,362 The limited gunfire was warranted to control the situation. 839 00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:00,224 So, there you have it. 840 00:41:01,303 --> 00:41:04,234 Well, we always appreciate a visit from the mayor's office. 841 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,229 We need to do this more often. 842 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,180 [sighs] 843 00:41:17,261 --> 00:41:19,099 Liv, it's street-cleaning tomorrow. 844 00:41:19,849 --> 00:41:22,113 Better move your car or you'll get a ticket. 845 00:41:23,426 --> 00:41:24,426 Liv? 846 00:41:28,394 --> 00:41:29,459 Hello? 847 00:41:34,199 --> 00:41:35,599 [door creaks] 848 00:41:39,238 --> 00:41:40,904 [music playing on headphones] 849 00:41:43,642 --> 00:41:45,041 [beep] 850 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:53,283 What the hell are you doing?