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It was just supposed to be
a work retreat.
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She can't be dead.
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I know there's a time crunch,
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but I hope we don't find his girlfriend's
body until he agrees to go home.
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Yeah, but until we find a body,
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we're no closer to finding the
zombies who ripped her to shreds.
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Babe?
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Oh, my God. You're alive.
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Bix? Wow. Is this happening?
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What're you wearing?
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Whoa.
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Lisa, we're inside caution tape.
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Wait. Did someone die?
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Apparently not.
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Oh, hey, man. Glenn. Accounting.
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What's going on, Lisa?
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My guess,
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Lisa and Glenn's work retreat
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took a somewhat romantic
and psychedelic turn.
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I totally get your energy,
brother, but can we table this?
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'Cause I am peaking right now
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and this is about to go south.
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I take it you're Lisa Gertz?
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I need the last four of your social.
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Zero...
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Three...
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Two...
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Four.
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Thank you.
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Good luck, buddy.
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Sixty-nine phones down.
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Three to go. Still no victim.
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It's the journey, Clive.
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State Trooper found these Raggedy
Anns on a bus near Tacoma.
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No ID. Wouldn't tell us
where they're from.
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It's not our problem, right?
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Child Protective Services'll
get 'em home.
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Let's go.
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Sweet ride.
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What is that, like 0 to 60
in what, five seconds?
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Something like that, yeah.
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I plan on joining the force
after high school.
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Well, best of luck to ya.
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I thought about being
a fireman at first,
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but, uh, the boys in blue are
the real heroes, am I right?
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Fireman get guns?
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- No, they do not.
- Enough said.
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I hear that cops do better
with the ladies.
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Now, that is an undisputed fact.
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Do you ever feel like
you're an unwitting
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tool of the prison industrial complex?
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Hey!
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Oh, come on.
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Yes!
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Let's go.
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Pain in my ass.
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In addition to the three dead,
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Sullivan and Cortez each lost a leg.
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Mcllleny lost and eye.
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And the suicide bomber?
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Still no leads.
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A Dead Ender, no doubt.
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Commander, if I may.
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Some of our soldiers
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are expressing concern
that your policies are...
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They felt safer before
the curfew was eliminated.
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They aren't thrilled
by the body cameras.
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They feel that engaging
in community outreach
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and conflict resolution
courses is, well...
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A waste of time.
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So what?
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Are we voting on policy now?
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I'm just giving the commander
the lay of the land.
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We need to be seen
as part of this community.
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Not an occupying force.
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We are an occupying force.
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Perhaps, if the commander spent
more time out in the field...
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Maybe you and the commander should
compare bullet scars, Hobbs.
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So, we should just kill them with
kindness, these, uh, Dead Enders?
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I'm not asking you to hand out flowers.
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I'm saying we will hold
ourselves to higher standards.
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Screw standards!
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Those soldiers were my friends.
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Do you even know their names?
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You are out of line, Sergeant Major.
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Justin.
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Adrian Flores moved here from
Tallahassee when he was 17.
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Never missed an FSU football game.
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Danny Cozza was a local.
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Dad runs a fishing charter.
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Heather Schooley was from Olympia.
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Worshipped Sleater-Kinney.
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We will not rest until we have found
those responsible for this attack.
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But let's keep in mind, there are
half a million humans in Seattle,
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and 10,000 of us.
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If they decide that we only
have zombie interests at heart,
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this city will collapse.
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You cooking brains, Ravi?
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I thought you already
had your monthlies.
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Ravi told me you'd been
having a tough go of it.
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I know your favorite comfort food
is double chocolate brownies,
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but brain cannelloni just felt right.
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So, you let the winners out of
Seattle to compete on the show
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and they give you ad time?
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Mmm-mmm.
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There's no way I'm doing that.
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Besides, could you imagine
the commercial?
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"Dance of a Lifetime!
sponsored by Fillmore Graves,
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the zombie mercenaries who built the
wall your uncle's trapped behind."
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How are you holding up over there?
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It's the worst.
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My job is pretending to be RoboCop,
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but knowing the Buzzfeed Quiz
explicitly told me I'm a C-3PO.
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Well, I am on board
for all your reforms,
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for what it's worth.
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And Ravi keeps reminding me
that C-3PO's an Ewok god,
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so, I've got that going for me.
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The cannelloni was amazing,
Liv, thank you.
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I thought you could do
with a pick-me-up.
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So, I dropped by The Scratching Post,
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picked up some fitness-guru brains.
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It seemed like a safe bet.
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- Fitness guru?
- Huh.
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Hence the sudden urge to gun my lats.
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You sneak a little appetizer?
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Was my cannelloni a failure?
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I...
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Replaced your delicious brains
with disgusting brain tube paste
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while you were dressing the salad.
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Dude...
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I'm sorry.
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You cooking for me
means the world to me.
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But I can't really afford anyone else
living in my head at the moment.
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Not now.
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Mmm!
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You know, just once I wish you'd ask
how my day was before using my body.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
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How was your day?
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It was pretty good, I guess.
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Mmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How about some reciprocity?
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When am I not reciprocal?
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Reciprocity is the hallmark
of a Chakrabarti tumble.
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No, no, no, no.
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My day.
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Right. How was your day, love?
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Mmm... Well, since you asked,
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I had a Skype interview with
this teen journalist from Iowa.
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Mmm-hmm.
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She's doing a story
for her school paper on
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"Influential Women Under 30."
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No biggie.
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Oh. Tell me how powerful you are.
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She, um, asked me some
crazy questions about zombies.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Like, tinfoil-hat crazy.
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I guess, in Iowa, people think
zombie hordes roam Seattle
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eating human legs like drumsticks
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or that they grow their nails out
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running through schools
scratching children
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like Freddy Kreuger.
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Mmm, human legs...
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Which got me thinking...
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Seattle could really use
some positive zombie PR.
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Mmm.
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- You know what we could do?
- Give up?
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Solicit ideas from the public.
Make it a thing.
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I can run it up the pole
with City Council.
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Of course, they hate each other's guts.
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So, getting anything done will be hard.
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Hmm, so hard.
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Oh, God, they're
frustrating, those two.
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So frustrating.
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Two? There are only two
City Council members?
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Do you ever listen to me?
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The other five escaped Seattle
before the wall went up.
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Mort and Zed are the only
ones who stuck around.
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I can't even get them to agree
to hold a new election.
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Are you kidding? I love the
idea of a special election.
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All I ask is that
we identify the candidates
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as zombie or human
right there on the ballot.
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The people of Seattle have a right to
know who or what they're voting for.
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I'm... I'm just afraid
Zed might find it a bit...
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Divisive.
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And species-ist.
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An election should not be
about us versus them.
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I got you there.
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Mort is a typical human.
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A zombie-hating bully.
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I love zombies. Big fan of the culture.
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Zed is why you're stuck in this
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not-really-the-mayor-but-
obligated-to-do-his-job limbo.
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- He won't...
- come to the table.
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He's not interested in solution.
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All he has is these
empty slogans and...
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- And no execution.
- And he doesn't have the heart...
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the balls to do
what's right for the city.
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- What can I say?
- My hands are tied.
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Wait, I had a... I had one
more item on the agenda.
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You want some money for a PR campaign.
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I've read your email.
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We all agree that improving the
national perception of zombies
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is critical to the safety of Seattle.
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We absolutely agree.
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And what good are roads
and libraries and schools
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and firetrucks
if we've been nuked, right?
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It's a great idea.
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It's just not...
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in the budget.
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And if it's not in the budget,
we can't approve it.
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Sorry, kid.
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Hang in there.
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People like us, we get it.
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We know it's not about
having a super shredded core,
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ripped quads, jacked delts,
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swole hams, yoked pects
and insanely-tight glutes.
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It's about feeling good,
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and realizing your
potential, am I right?
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Liv, I know you're on
a fitness-nut brain,
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but do not try to make me
the Hans to your Franz.
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Oh, this could be our lady.
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Excuse me, ma'am,
this is my swole mate, CB.
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Yeah?
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Clive Babineaux. We're Seattle PD.
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You have a moment?
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Oh, sure. Excuse the sweat.
Damn hot flashes.
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Oh, sweat is just your body fat crying.
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- May I?
- Oh.
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We're investigating
a potential homicide
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that took place last week
outside of a convenience store.
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Oh, I saw the footage. That poor woman.
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And the victim was on her cell
just before the attack,
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so, we're tracking down every phone
that pinged the nearest tower.
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Okay...
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Mind telling me
the last four of your social?
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Oh. Sure. 2198.
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I'm glad you're okay, Mrs. Jones.
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Oh, wait, you're the one
that's been calling me.
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I'm sorry, I don't answer
unknown numbers.
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I donated to a non-profit once,
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and now every time
the phone rings, it's like,
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"Hey, give ten dollars
for the Sumatra rhino."
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Are you kidding me?
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Okay, I get guilt tripped enough.
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Like, when Larry,
that's my second husband,
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contracted cholera.
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Don't ask. And he was all like,
"You have the power to help me,"
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until I agreed to steal
hydrocodone for his stomach pain.
259
00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:08,026
He was exploding like a hydrant
in a Brooklyn heat wave.
260
00:13:08,929 --> 00:13:10,180
Oh, whoopsie.
261
00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:13,398
I probably shouldn't be telling
the cops about stealing the meds.
262
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,667
That's okay. Liv. Liv.
263
00:13:18,845 --> 00:13:21,633
Bye.
264
00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:24,022
Good news, the lab should be
sending the blood test results
265
00:13:24,065 --> 00:13:26,031
from the convenience store
murder tomorrow.
266
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,872
That's what's up.
267
00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:29,491
There's stress in your voice, bro.
268
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,408
Are you getting enough omega threes?
269
00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:33,918
It's just Peyton.
She's just a little bit...
270
00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:35,578
Underwhelmed in the sack?
271
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,278
What? Did she say something?
272
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,763
You're probably overdoing it.
273
00:13:39,764 --> 00:13:42,957
It's a common mistake for young men.
It's simpler than you think.
274
00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:46,618
You know, four hours before
sex, you just take an ice bath,
275
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,966
eat three Brazil nuts...
276
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,101
Okay, thank you.
277
00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:50,969
A spoon of fermented trout butter,
278
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,588
and then, during the jam sesh,
you just, sort of, soak.
279
00:13:54,508 --> 00:13:56,305
You know, think of it as a hot tub.
280
00:13:56,677 --> 00:13:57,631
Not a lap pool.
281
00:13:58,198 --> 00:13:59,605
And focus on the eyes.
282
00:14:00,681 --> 00:14:03,715
I was gonna say she's a
bit overwhelmed at work.
283
00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:05,333
Aren't we all.
284
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,086
Hey, we should hit the gym after work.
285
00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:10,222
Ow! I'm good, actully.
286
00:14:10,824 --> 00:14:11,910
Oh, come on.
287
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:14,097
Bro, don't you want to
be Ravi-rock-hard-body?
288
00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:15,034
No.
289
00:14:15,182 --> 00:14:16,181
Oh.
290
00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:23,177
What are you putting
in that gob of yours?
291
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,750
Goose muddled in antler sauce,
292
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,715
a civet of hare,
293
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:30,715
six hard-boiled eggs covered in saffron
294
00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:33,010
and flavored with cloves.
295
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,113
And while you're here, innkeep...
296
00:14:35,182 --> 00:14:36,062
Milord?
297
00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:39,117
Perchance a sprinkling of
grated Myconid in my soup?
298
00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:43,721
Tell me when.
299
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,034
Ah.
300
00:14:56,637 --> 00:14:57,836
'Tis sufficient.
301
00:14:57,837 --> 00:15:03,241
I take a
seat next to Mr. Bandywax.
302
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,344
You must come with me now,
my halfling friend.
303
00:15:05,412 --> 00:15:06,196
Now?
304
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,208
Oh, not now.
305
00:15:08,749 --> 00:15:09,923
Mayhap anon.
306
00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:11,786
My goose remains uncooked.
307
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,379
Don't sit there pitchkettled,
Mr. Bandywax.
308
00:15:14,601 --> 00:15:16,100
If you don't come forsooth,
309
00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:18,789
you risk never gandering another
goose, be it cooked or raw.
310
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:22,384
I rush to the table,
take the remaining seat.
311
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,696
Prithee, Mosco,
312
00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:28,568
leave thy bellytimber
thither and let us flee,
313
00:15:28,569 --> 00:15:33,508
lest thy be the very cooked
goose thou longst to taste.
314
00:15:33,509 --> 00:15:36,083
Okay. Are you guys gonna
kill some monsters,
315
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,968
or am I gonna send
Gorlogg the Attention Seeker
316
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:40,900
in here with his Vorpal blade?
317
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:45,902
My cousin in Ohio thinks that
I turned zombie for attention.
318
00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:51,272
Didn't you
turn vampire for a girl?
319
00:15:51,878 --> 00:15:53,345
Do you mind if I steal that line?
320
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,591
My comedy troupe could use it
for our zombie sketch.
321
00:15:55,592 --> 00:15:56,878
You're in a comedy troupe?
322
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,382
How did I not know this?
323
00:15:58,584 --> 00:15:59,929
They're not bad.
324
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:02,914
Three straight regional
Yuck-Yucks, so, suck it, Steve.
325
00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:03,991
Then, no.
326
00:16:03,993 --> 00:16:06,560
You can't steal
turning-zombie-for-attention.
327
00:16:06,693 --> 00:16:08,993
Wait, you do zombie sketches?
328
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:11,722
They kill. It's actually
a portfolio of sketches,
329
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:13,696
about living next door to zombies.
330
00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:16,630
We have this one bit
called "Dinner at the Deadman's"
331
00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:20,385
where my human brother tries
to help me pray away the Zs.
332
00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:23,975
So good.
333
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,492
It's so good.
334
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:27,344
Uh, we go all out, too, you know.
335
00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:28,970
Like white wigs, zombie makeup.
336
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:31,897
So you paint your face and
appropriate another culture?
337
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,040
Oh. Never thought about it that way.
338
00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:36,251
- Cool.
- Yeah.
339
00:16:36,252 --> 00:16:39,366
Whatever. I've got two hours
before my pregnant wife comes home
340
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,547
and realizes that I'm not there making
her tea and rubbing her back, so...
341
00:16:42,548 --> 00:16:44,967
Hold... Hold on. Tell me
more about this sketch.
342
00:16:44,968 --> 00:16:46,159
Well, okay, so...
343
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:47,692
What we like to try to do is...
344
00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:53,185
Thwack. Gorlogg lifts Mosco's
severed head in the air and shouts,
345
00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:56,060
"I am Gorlogg!
346
00:16:57,136 --> 00:17:00,538
Look at me. Look at me!"
347
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:09,414
Roll for initiative.
348
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,087
To hell with the police. They
ain't the ones getting blown up.
349
00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:16,354
Blue lives matter?
350
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,165
Uh-uh.
351
00:17:17,571 --> 00:17:18,877
White lives matter.
352
00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:21,835
Hate to break it to you.
You're far from white, Spud.
353
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,175
Tell those Dead Enders
calling me "whitey."
354
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,788
Most humans are decent people.
355
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,213
You sound like Lillywhite.
356
00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:30,573
The commander is trying
to keep the peace.
357
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,493
We push humans too far,
358
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:35,221
and they're gonna look around and
decide that they'd rather die fighting
359
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:37,697
than live in a walled zombie homeland.
360
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:39,893
- We could take 'em.
- You're an idiot.
361
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:43,963
- Take cover.
- Look out.
362
00:18:03,685 --> 00:18:04,784
Up there.
363
00:18:09,024 --> 00:18:11,558
How about these two?
John and David Mendez?
364
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:15,274
They have a father in San Diego dying
of cancer and a senile mother.
365
00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,631
She'll be all on her own
once he passes.
366
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,533
- And the brothers themselves?
- They're healthy?
367
00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:22,527
Mmm-hmm.
368
00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:24,890
I'm going to hell.
369
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:26,819
Reject pile.
370
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,648
Commander.
371
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:34,026
Our squad was ambushed
in an alley off Hayes Street.
372
00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:36,392
Sir...
373
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:39,919
Jordan didn't make it.
374
00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:56,809
_
375
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:21,985
Give me Chase Graves
over Lillywhite any day.
376
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,312
- Oh, you can say that again.
- Yeah, he'll get his.
377
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,706
Yeah, you knew which side he was on.
378
00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:30,008
What do you think
flower-power'll do about it?
379
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:31,443
Put on some Bob Marley.
380
00:19:31,444 --> 00:19:33,044
Bus in a few more grief counselors.
381
00:19:33,113 --> 00:19:35,013
Remind us how outnumbered we are.
382
00:19:35,293 --> 00:19:36,522
We need to clap back.
383
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,428
Before this can't-we-all-get-along
crap gets us all killed.
384
00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:42,064
Excuse me, sir.
385
00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:45,267
I can't help but notice that you've got a
high-powered rifle pointed at my skull.
386
00:19:45,336 --> 00:19:47,670
I must warn you that if you
shoot me in the head,
387
00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:51,112
I will then, and only then, be
given permission to return fire.
388
00:19:51,582 --> 00:19:54,617
What? You know I'm right.
389
00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:02,909
You think your anger
makes you special, Spud?
390
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:08,170
When I found Jordan, she was digging brain
tubes out of bus station garbage cans.
391
00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,059
I brought her here and I trained her.
392
00:20:10,928 --> 00:20:12,895
She died saving your sergeant.
393
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:19,451
What were you hiding behind when
she was putting herself in danger?
394
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:23,839
I know what Jordan's done
for her fellow zombie.
395
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:29,378
You, I'm not so sure about.
396
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,882
I'm... I'm asking you to be smart.
397
00:20:35,052 --> 00:20:36,159
Don't you get it?
398
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,310
They want to provoke violence.
399
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:43,232
Only 10% of the human
population wants a war.
400
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:47,244
CHICs. Dead Enders. Are you
gonna give them what they want?
401
00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:50,232
Yes, some of us are gonna die,
402
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,872
so that all of us don't die.
403
00:20:54,305 --> 00:20:57,906
If that's not what you
signed up for, then go.
404
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:02,806
It goes for all of you.
405
00:21:02,807 --> 00:21:05,188
Commander, if we catch the shooter,
406
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,683
the people who made that truck bomb,
407
00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:10,843
what are you gonna do to them?
408
00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:14,423
They'll be turned over
to the court system.
409
00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:17,259
Human judges? Human juries?
410
00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:20,229
It's the law. It's what we do.
411
00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:30,005
Okay, we are gonna have
zombie super strength.
412
00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:31,051
How cool is that?
413
00:21:31,052 --> 00:21:34,109
The next time someone asks us to
choose between the belt and the boot,
414
00:21:34,178 --> 00:21:35,705
we can just rip their arms off.
415
00:21:42,053 --> 00:21:44,747
Coast is clear, but stay on your toes.
416
00:21:45,323 --> 00:21:47,826
There's lots of US Army
between us and Seattle.
417
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:50,691
Where do we meet
if we have to split up?
418
00:21:51,295 --> 00:21:53,362
369 Molino Road.
419
00:21:54,632 --> 00:21:55,236
Good.
420
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:00,102
A pint of ranch dressing
is 2,200 calories. FYI.
421
00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:03,386
- Good to know. Thanks.
- It's just...
422
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,766
I know you like ranch dressing.
423
00:22:06,177 --> 00:22:09,169
I usually manage to avoid
having a pint in a sitting.
424
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,448
One more name to cross off.
425
00:22:12,516 --> 00:22:14,312
Why can't people just
answer their phones?
426
00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:15,606
All units nearby,
427
00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:19,321
shots fired at Warmbloods,
21807 Third Street.
428
00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:21,323
Warmbloods, that's close.
429
00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:28,063
He was in a hurry.
430
00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:40,076
Seattle PD.
431
00:22:46,717 --> 00:22:48,317
You got the wrong bar, Renegade.
432
00:22:50,087 --> 00:22:51,386
Let me stop the bleeding.
433
00:22:51,388 --> 00:22:52,746
Don't touch me, Whitey.
434
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,551
I know what you are.
435
00:22:55,152 --> 00:22:56,373
You heard the man, back off.
436
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:59,091
Your friend is dying. He
needs medical attention now.
437
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,351
I... I won't scratch him. I promise.
438
00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:04,413
Your kind's done enough damage already.
Get the hell out of here.
439
00:23:04,421 --> 00:23:05,550
I suggest you step aside,
440
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,258
or I'll place you under arrest
for obstructing an officer.
441
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,073
Let 'em through, Matty.
442
00:23:11,942 --> 00:23:13,355
Nothing they can do now.
443
00:23:27,593 --> 00:23:29,699
_
444
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,921
What do you know?
445
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,390
It was a drive-by. Two people in masks.
446
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:37,889
How many casualties?
447
00:23:38,699 --> 00:23:39,369
One.
448
00:23:40,261 --> 00:23:43,562
Witnesses saw the shooter and the driver
take off in a blue Civic hatchback.
449
00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:47,239
Matches with the vehicle we saw
racing off on our way over.
450
00:23:47,308 --> 00:23:49,708
See if any of our guys
own a car like that.
451
00:23:49,777 --> 00:23:51,110
Of course, Commander.
452
00:23:52,693 --> 00:23:53,977
Hey, Commander.
453
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,971
How are you all gonna
cover this one up?
454
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:00,124
What are we gonna hear on the news?
455
00:24:00,821 --> 00:24:03,040
Eddie Diggs died of natural causes.
456
00:24:03,591 --> 00:24:06,127
He is survived by his
wife and two kids.
457
00:24:08,763 --> 00:24:10,229
Ravi, no. I'm exhausted.
458
00:24:10,298 --> 00:24:13,666
I just watched a barbershop
quartet do Ebony and Ivory.
459
00:24:13,734 --> 00:24:15,401
Two of them in whiteface.
460
00:24:16,304 --> 00:24:17,813
You can tell me at home.
461
00:24:18,406 --> 00:24:20,482
I'm still here,
but I'm walking out now.
462
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,958
Yes, this is me walking out.
463
00:24:23,444 --> 00:24:25,211
This is me turning out the lights,
464
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:26,345
locking up.
465
00:24:26,414 --> 00:24:28,047
Oh, you lie!
466
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,283
Okay, you got me.
467
00:24:31,352 --> 00:24:32,659
What is so important?
468
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:34,620
Are you still hearing presentations?
469
00:24:34,689 --> 00:24:36,688
I just finished, thank God.
470
00:24:36,924 --> 00:24:38,524
You got time for one more?
471
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,082
Okay.
472
00:24:42,763 --> 00:24:44,163
Psst.
473
00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:47,132
- Stand right there.
- Yup.
474
00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:50,916
Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a...
475
00:24:50,984 --> 00:24:53,018
Portfolio of sketches.
476
00:24:53,086 --> 00:24:56,021
About a human couple living
next door to a zombie couple.
477
00:24:56,089 --> 00:24:58,056
And there's laughs, there's heart.
478
00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,859
And guess what, you might
just learn a thing or two.
479
00:25:00,928 --> 00:25:04,095
Great, now all we have to do is
convince millions of Americans
480
00:25:04,164 --> 00:25:05,864
to cross the militarized dead zone,
481
00:25:05,933 --> 00:25:08,867
make it over the wall to the
zombie-controlled city of Seattle
482
00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:10,101
and get themselves to...
483
00:25:10,170 --> 00:25:11,824
Where do you perform, Jimmy?
484
00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:14,433
Count McCackles' Comedy Castle.
485
00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:17,209
Yeah, see, I knew she
wouldn't see the potential.
486
00:25:17,277 --> 00:25:18,309
Suits, man.
487
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,612
We... We produce the episodes,
we post them online.
488
00:25:20,681 --> 00:25:21,793
The episodes go viral.
489
00:25:22,202 --> 00:25:23,064
Viral's good.
490
00:25:23,604 --> 00:25:26,526
Right. Think about what Will
& Grace did for gay people.
491
00:25:26,627 --> 00:25:28,293
Or what The Cosby Show did for...
492
00:25:28,348 --> 00:25:29,714
Let's not use that example.
493
00:25:30,691 --> 00:25:33,091
Crazy Rich Zombies.
494
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,494
Okay, I see your point.
495
00:25:35,562 --> 00:25:38,563
Zombies? They're
just the folk next door.
496
00:25:38,632 --> 00:25:40,532
The people you wave to
every day on your way to work.
497
00:25:41,468 --> 00:25:42,934
Do you have a name for it?
498
00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:44,002
Wait for it.
499
00:25:45,706 --> 00:25:46,905
Hi, Zombie.
500
00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:49,190
Hmm.
501
00:25:51,411 --> 00:25:54,746
Jury's out on the name,
but I love the idea.
502
00:25:54,948 --> 00:25:56,968
I mean, it's one of the best
I've heard all day.
503
00:25:57,484 --> 00:25:58,443
How much does it cost?
504
00:25:58,444 --> 00:26:00,590
Hmm? Oh.
505
00:26:00,591 --> 00:26:02,754
Something like that.
506
00:26:03,557 --> 00:26:05,354
You know, uh, to build sets,
507
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,173
uh, hire a crew and a stage.
508
00:26:08,662 --> 00:26:11,796
Why don't we just put the first
zombie on the moon, too?
509
00:26:12,366 --> 00:26:13,365
Yeah.
510
00:26:17,971 --> 00:26:19,437
- Here you go, hon.
- Thanks.
511
00:26:21,308 --> 00:26:23,141
Did you hear about the
four dead at Warmbloods?
512
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:24,019
Four?
513
00:26:24,645 --> 00:26:26,278
They said on the news
there was just one.
514
00:26:26,547 --> 00:26:29,047
And you believe everything
they say on the news?
515
00:26:29,116 --> 00:26:31,016
Those necros downplay everything.
516
00:26:33,554 --> 00:26:37,282
That poor woman outside
the convenience store?
517
00:26:37,824 --> 00:26:40,630
I got a buddy down in
Chehalis, rolls with a crew.
518
00:26:40,801 --> 00:26:43,220
Started running patrol shifts
to protect the border.
519
00:26:44,343 --> 00:26:46,772
'Bout time someone's willing
to do something. Right?
520
00:26:47,468 --> 00:26:50,260
Lady, these boys is locked and loaded.
521
00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:52,848
Hell, some of 'em even use
bows and arrows.
522
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,488
Okay, well.
523
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:57,398
Let's hope they bring home some scalps.
524
00:26:58,679 --> 00:26:59,878
There she is.
525
00:26:59,947 --> 00:27:01,948
Now, that is a beautiful sight.
526
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,617
What?
527
00:27:05,686 --> 00:27:06,685
Race you to the wall.
528
00:27:10,176 --> 00:27:11,976
God, that kid's gullible.
529
00:27:12,225 --> 00:27:16,243
Whoo! Whoo!
530
00:27:16,363 --> 00:27:18,396
Ha-ha-ha. Dicks.
531
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,167
We made it man.
532
00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,100
Go, go, go. There's a bunch of 'em.
533
00:27:33,513 --> 00:27:34,620
Get under the SUV.
534
00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:35,987
- What about you?
- Just go!
535
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,315
Go!
536
00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:50,862
Run. Run. Run. Don't stop! Just go!
537
00:28:26,867 --> 00:28:28,719
The kids
went that way.
538
00:28:39,325 --> 00:28:40,677
_
539
00:28:41,576 --> 00:28:43,977
Can you not? It's a little distracting.
540
00:28:44,045 --> 00:28:45,068
Distracting?
541
00:28:45,513 --> 00:28:47,213
Oh, you mean these bad boys.
542
00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:50,516
Feels good to let 'em breathe.
543
00:28:50,585 --> 00:28:52,151
I'll take your word.
544
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,153
Come on, CB, we're police.
545
00:28:54,222 --> 00:28:55,955
We have a right to bare arms.
546
00:28:57,325 --> 00:28:59,631
Ah, there he is.
547
00:28:59,632 --> 00:29:04,263
I'm sad to say that your final potential
murder victim is alive and well.
548
00:29:04,332 --> 00:29:08,090
This picture was posted yesterday
by one of her friends.
549
00:29:09,104 --> 00:29:11,604
That photo could have been
taken months ago
550
00:29:11,673 --> 00:29:13,039
and posted by our killer.
551
00:29:13,108 --> 00:29:15,289
But on closer inspection,
552
00:29:16,945 --> 00:29:19,212
yesterday's footage of
the Warmblood shooting.
553
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,780
She can't be deceased.
554
00:29:24,886 --> 00:29:25,885
You're welcome.
555
00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:31,911
Over 70 phones, every one of their
owners alive and accounted for.
556
00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:33,326
We should tell Bozzio.
557
00:29:35,163 --> 00:29:37,296
Harris, you seen the Lieutenant?
558
00:29:37,298 --> 00:29:39,832
Uh, she's in interrogation
with another car club guy.
559
00:29:44,706 --> 00:29:48,416
You watch the video of the
murder outside the convenience store?
560
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:49,546
Mmm-hmm.
561
00:29:49,844 --> 00:29:52,111
The killers were in a lowrider.
562
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:52,839
I get it.
563
00:29:53,235 --> 00:29:55,846
You see a lowrider, you immediately
bring in the Latino, right?
564
00:29:56,284 --> 00:30:00,624
Victor Ruiz. You are the founder
of Seattle Lowrider Consortium.
565
00:30:00,885 --> 00:30:02,789
So? That makes me a murderer?
566
00:30:02,857 --> 00:30:04,557
You guys put on a lot of car shows?
567
00:30:04,626 --> 00:30:06,876
Oh, you're saying I consort
with murderers, then?
568
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:08,841
Your word.
569
00:30:10,932 --> 00:30:12,165
Recognize this car?
570
00:30:14,129 --> 00:30:16,063
Yeah, I know that car.
571
00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:18,304
But you're not gonna find
the guy who owns it.
572
00:30:18,679 --> 00:30:20,528
He left Seattle before
the wall went up.
573
00:30:22,844 --> 00:30:24,315
I know where the car is, though.
574
00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:25,662
Oh yeah.
575
00:30:26,317 --> 00:30:29,234
Would you mind writing down that
address for us before you leave?
576
00:30:29,484 --> 00:30:30,550
You having a vision?
577
00:30:31,252 --> 00:30:32,459
I'm Kegeling.
578
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:33,735
Pelvic floor.
579
00:30:34,035 --> 00:30:35,701
Tragically overlooked muscle group.
580
00:30:44,025 --> 00:30:45,491
See what I did there, Clive?
581
00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:48,000
Lift with your legs. Back flat.
582
00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:51,315
Ah. I think this is our car.
583
00:30:52,407 --> 00:30:54,340
Detective school is really paying off.
584
00:30:59,414 --> 00:31:03,082
Exposed wires from the steering
column indicate hot-wiring.
585
00:31:03,151 --> 00:31:05,451
Sorry, traffic. What'd I miss?
586
00:31:07,446 --> 00:31:08,350
Good lord.
587
00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:11,090
Uh... So, I've got some weird news.
588
00:31:11,159 --> 00:31:13,092
Oh, you and Peyton tried the
soak-and-stare technique.
589
00:31:13,161 --> 00:31:14,290
Uh, no.
590
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:17,096
The DNA results came back from the blood
taken from the convenience store.
591
00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:19,432
- Were they able to identify the victim?
- Not yet.
592
00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:22,435
But there was blood from
a dozen people, all human,
593
00:31:22,504 --> 00:31:24,090
not a drop was zombie.
594
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,912
Well, we still need to test this blood.
595
00:31:29,043 --> 00:31:30,109
Hmm.
596
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:35,927
Strange.
597
00:31:41,089 --> 00:31:42,188
I'm gonna puke.
598
00:31:42,257 --> 00:31:43,065
Don't.
599
00:31:43,525 --> 00:31:44,557
It's corn syrup.
600
00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:45,691
What?
601
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,523
Hey, bros, this look familiar?
602
00:31:50,732 --> 00:31:51,555
A wig.
603
00:31:52,082 --> 00:31:54,789
Looks like detective classes
are paying off for all of us.
604
00:31:55,523 --> 00:31:58,190
Oh, just like the victim's hair
in the convenience store video.
605
00:32:01,242 --> 00:32:02,909
- It's corn syrup.
- Nice work, Ravi.
606
00:32:02,977 --> 00:32:04,110
Thank you.
607
00:32:04,179 --> 00:32:06,312
You just ate 57 empty calories.
608
00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:10,949
So, the video was a hoax.
609
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,396
No one's dead?
610
00:32:13,788 --> 00:32:16,055
Every person whose cell phone
pinged the tower at the time
611
00:32:16,124 --> 00:32:18,024
is still alive and accounted for.
612
00:32:18,092 --> 00:32:20,726
The corn syrup blood in the
car's a pretty dead giveaway.
613
00:32:20,961 --> 00:32:23,696
And the blood found at the convenience
store was from multiple people.
614
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:24,817
All humans.
615
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,134
We also found a wig that matches
the victim's hairstyle.
616
00:32:28,203 --> 00:32:30,314
What kind of a sicko
fakes a zombie attack?
617
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,057
Someone who wants to see the city burn.
618
00:32:32,058 --> 00:32:33,306
I'll call a press conference.
619
00:32:33,374 --> 00:32:34,613
Expose the video as a fake.
620
00:32:34,614 --> 00:32:36,015
And what are you gonna say?
621
00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:39,806
"Hey, everybody, the video you saw of
two zombies ripping a woman to shreds,"
622
00:32:40,014 --> 00:32:40,995
it never happened.
623
00:32:40,996 --> 00:32:43,219
Oh, and we don't know
who's behind the false flag,
624
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,784
"so, just take our word for it."
625
00:32:44,785 --> 00:32:47,337
Well, Major, it has
the advantage of being true.
626
00:32:47,338 --> 00:32:48,944
Well, the truth's not gonna cut it.
627
00:32:48,945 --> 00:32:51,023
Look, our words won't
trump their images, okay?
628
00:32:51,024 --> 00:32:52,552
People saw a murder.
629
00:32:52,894 --> 00:32:54,163
All right? If we're gonna
claim it was a hoax,
630
00:32:54,164 --> 00:32:55,849
we gotta put some meat on the bone.
631
00:32:56,651 --> 00:32:58,086
What are you suggesting?
632
00:32:58,552 --> 00:32:59,915
We get people to confess.
633
00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:01,761
Say they fabricated the murder.
634
00:33:01,976 --> 00:33:04,210
They wanna stir up zombie hate
with fake news, fine.
635
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,794
We'll fight them on their terms.
636
00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:10,166
And you expect Seattle PD
to get behind this?
637
00:33:11,012 --> 00:33:13,404
Only if it wants to keep
its homicide rate in check.
638
00:33:14,849 --> 00:33:16,570
Are you sure about this, Major?
639
00:33:19,554 --> 00:33:22,822
There's gonna be a lot of heat on
whoever takes the fall for this.
640
00:33:22,891 --> 00:33:26,004
We need to get them out of Seattle,
and we'll have to do it discreetly.
641
00:33:26,933 --> 00:33:27,737
Liv?
642
00:33:28,463 --> 00:33:29,081
What?
643
00:33:29,864 --> 00:33:30,542
No.
644
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,126
I wanna live in your world.
645
00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:37,870
Peyton, Lieutenant,
expect my instructions.
646
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:48,825
_
647
00:33:49,325 --> 00:33:50,346
Voilà
648
00:33:50,348 --> 00:33:53,324
Appreciate Chris Tader
and Buddy Jackson.
649
00:33:53,970 --> 00:33:56,471
Jackson owns the blue hatchback.
650
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:59,479
And residue shows
Tader fired his weapon.
651
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:01,543
Both have confessed.
652
00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:03,960
Couldn't keep it in
your pants, huh, Spud?
653
00:34:08,952 --> 00:34:10,099
They resisted.
654
00:34:11,288 --> 00:34:13,154
I didn't shoot anyone
who didn't deserve it.
655
00:34:13,223 --> 00:34:15,023
And you're judge and jury now?
656
00:34:15,091 --> 00:34:17,692
Well, someone's gotta be, Ol' Softy.
657
00:34:17,761 --> 00:34:19,561
That is your Commander, soldier!
658
00:34:19,629 --> 00:34:21,296
Chase Graves is my commander.
659
00:34:26,369 --> 00:34:28,503
Your move, Commander.
660
00:34:38,248 --> 00:34:39,814
Have they said anything yet?
661
00:34:39,883 --> 00:34:41,716
Very little. They're waiting for you.
662
00:34:47,123 --> 00:34:48,356
Renegade.
663
00:34:49,359 --> 00:34:50,391
Where's Baron?
664
00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:56,064
Where's Baron?
665
00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:58,700
He's gone.
666
00:35:00,003 --> 00:35:01,603
We thought we made it.
667
00:35:01,671 --> 00:35:03,204
We were at the wall, and...
668
00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:08,376
These two hitched along.
Bad foster home situation.
669
00:35:10,146 --> 00:35:12,146
Can... Can Oliver get a scratch?
670
00:35:13,116 --> 00:35:14,082
He's very sick.
671
00:35:52,989 --> 00:35:55,323
It was at this intersection,
that a mystery woman,
672
00:35:55,392 --> 00:35:57,725
now identified as Cynthia Rybnicki,
673
00:35:57,761 --> 00:36:00,050
was brutally murdered by two zombies.
674
00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:01,626
Or was she?
675
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,933
Today the Seattle Police
Department arrested Miss Rybnicki
676
00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:09,037
along with brothers John and David
Mendez for perpetrating a hoax.
677
00:36:09,105 --> 00:36:12,356
A hoax intended to stir up
anti-zombie sentiment.
678
00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:14,669
As they were brought in for processing,
679
00:36:14,878 --> 00:36:18,980
Miss Rybnicki gave a defiant hand
sign associated with the Dead Enders,
680
00:36:19,049 --> 00:36:20,848
a zombie hate group.
681
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:23,151
The Mendez brothers and Miss Rybnicki
682
00:36:23,219 --> 00:36:25,397
confessed when presented
with the evidence.
683
00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:28,989
If anything, they seemed proud of
the damage they'd done to the city.
684
00:36:29,592 --> 00:36:30,959
How much time will they get?
685
00:36:31,027 --> 00:36:33,500
The DA promised me it would be
no less than 15 years.
686
00:36:35,131 --> 00:36:39,334
While the group is under fire for
stoking anti-zombie fear in Seattle,
687
00:36:39,402 --> 00:36:42,737
they also remain embroiled
in a tragedy of their own.
688
00:36:42,806 --> 00:36:43,442
Helen.
689
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,380
Two days ago, patrons of Warmbloods,
690
00:36:46,543 --> 00:36:48,943
rumored to be a Dead
Ender watering hole,
691
00:36:49,012 --> 00:36:52,380
were enjoying happy hour when
bullets ripped through this window,
692
00:36:52,449 --> 00:36:54,827
injuring three and killing one.
693
00:36:55,285 --> 00:36:58,327
Today we learn the fates
of those drive-by shooters.
694
00:36:58,862 --> 00:37:01,429
Yesterday, we received this footage,
695
00:37:01,624 --> 00:37:06,828
secretly recorded and smuggled out of
a Fillmore Graves downtown warehouse.
696
00:37:12,102 --> 00:37:16,954
The same source identified the two men
as Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson.
697
00:37:18,141 --> 00:37:21,246
Commander, is that you
in the video, Commander?
698
00:37:21,247 --> 00:37:24,199
And didn't you promise that the
Guillotine is a thing of the past?
699
00:37:25,247 --> 00:37:27,491
I promised that Fillmore
Graves will police itself.
700
00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:30,762
When my soldiers break
the law, they pay a price.
701
00:37:31,554 --> 00:37:34,743
Every human and zombie in the city
would be wise to understand that.
702
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,261
Hell of a performance.
703
00:37:38,688 --> 00:37:41,094
- And there you have it.
- You think it'll work?
704
00:37:41,664 --> 00:37:43,197
You think they'll keep quiet?
705
00:37:43,266 --> 00:37:45,767
They're getting what they want.
Passage out of the city.
706
00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:48,322
They're incredibly grateful.
707
00:37:49,445 --> 00:37:50,811
Thanks for getting them out.
708
00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:51,893
It's what I do.
709
00:37:53,043 --> 00:37:54,468
Why'd you change your mind?
710
00:37:59,149 --> 00:38:01,082
I was already living in your world.
711
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:05,025
I just didn't know it yet.
712
00:38:15,798 --> 00:38:16,797
You're both sure?
713
00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:51,192
Just like I said.
714
00:38:52,221 --> 00:38:53,387
All in the eyes.
715
00:38:55,358 --> 00:38:57,725
What would happen if you had
two spoonfuls of trout butter?
716
00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:00,361
I don't know, but I'd be
afraid to find out.
717
00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:04,112
So...
718
00:39:05,868 --> 00:39:07,140
How'd you get the money?
719
00:39:07,141 --> 00:39:07,674
What?
720
00:39:07,675 --> 00:39:09,855
For Hi, Zombie.
Production costs, etcetera.
721
00:39:10,253 --> 00:39:11,952
Ever heard of the Space Needle?
722
00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:13,393
Rings a bell.
723
00:39:14,183 --> 00:39:15,782
I sold the naming rights.
724
00:39:17,479 --> 00:39:19,346
Can the chief of staff to
a dead mayor do that?
725
00:39:19,388 --> 00:39:20,483
Oh, God, no.
726
00:39:21,143 --> 00:39:23,911
No, I figured I've got three, four
months before I'm discovered,
727
00:39:24,134 --> 00:39:26,644
the scandal breaks and my
career bites the dust.
728
00:39:27,237 --> 00:39:28,177
So, why?
729
00:39:29,098 --> 00:39:30,762
Because I'm not sure
we survive three months
730
00:39:30,773 --> 00:39:32,336
if we just sit back and do nothing.
731
00:39:32,821 --> 00:39:34,061
I've been to DC, Ravi,
732
00:39:34,062 --> 00:39:37,578
and they're looking for an
excuse to wipe us off the map.
733
00:39:39,949 --> 00:39:41,514
I have never loved you more
734
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,604
than in this moment.
735
00:39:45,155 --> 00:39:48,159
Not even 45 seconds ago when we were...
736
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,024
Okay.
737
00:39:49,715 --> 00:39:51,425
This moment is a close second.
738
00:39:58,614 --> 00:40:00,113
Just, I can't believe it.
739
00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:01,865
I mean, that was us.
740
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:03,204
I mean, we did that.
741
00:40:03,273 --> 00:40:04,948
- Shh!
- It was your plan.
742
00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:06,581
And the TV lied.
743
00:40:06,943 --> 00:40:08,209
Who were those people?
744
00:40:08,278 --> 00:40:09,043
Patsies.
745
00:40:09,579 --> 00:40:12,091
People our dear Commander
found to play the part.
746
00:40:12,092 --> 00:40:13,218
That was my part.
747
00:40:13,764 --> 00:40:15,851
We have to tell people
they've been duped.
748
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,707
And we know that how, because
we duped people first?
749
00:40:20,843 --> 00:40:21,975
Dolly, just, please...
750
00:40:21,977 --> 00:40:23,944
No, no, no. I need you
to say this with me.
751
00:40:23,946 --> 00:40:27,457
"Dolly. I won't tell anyone." Hum?
752
00:40:28,224 --> 00:40:29,931
Okay, okay fine. I hear you.
753
00:40:30,251 --> 00:40:32,945
You know, it's just that I stole
blood from the hospital for this.
754
00:40:33,078 --> 00:40:36,391
You know I flailed around that car
like a damn epileptic, and for what?
755
00:40:36,794 --> 00:40:39,436
Everything they said on TV is fake news.
756
00:40:39,842 --> 00:40:42,383
People gotta know.
We've gotta tell 'em Dolly.
757
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,670
You seem a little worked up Hon, um...
758
00:40:46,217 --> 00:40:47,882
Let someone else drive you home.
759
00:40:48,218 --> 00:40:50,218
Take a nice clean bath, treat yourself.
760
00:40:50,338 --> 00:40:52,338
You know, you deserve that.
761
00:40:53,531 --> 00:40:55,531
Does Benny come with that?
762
00:40:56,265 --> 00:40:58,265
Well, that's up to Benny.
763
00:40:59,105 --> 00:41:00,801
Oh, okay.
764
00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:18,835
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