1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:12,095 [Blaine] Let's just admit it, we've all got a little monster in us. 2 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,305 [mob shouting] 3 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,016 [man] He's a murderer! 4 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,060 [indistinct chatter] 5 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,812 [cheerful music playing] 6 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,324 [Carol] Excuse me, hon. 7 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,076 Excuse me. 8 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,204 Sidecar. Give it some extra kick. 9 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:39,664 You got proof of ID? 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,707 Funny. 11 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,626 Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense. 12 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,128 Owner, or just work here? 13 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,796 Kind of both. 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,715 -It's complicated. -You're employed. 15 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,218 And yet, despite all that, let me guess... single? 16 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,846 -How can you tell? -It's my job. 17 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,932 I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork. 18 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,895 So, which way, boys or girls? 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:02,896 What? 20 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,856 [laughing] What... What... 21 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,901 So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,321 I think I have the perfect one for you. 23 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:12,614 One what? 24 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,282 The perfect girl for you. 25 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:16,993 Excuse me. 26 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,705 Mr. Eberhard. This is my son's wedding reception, and-- 27 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,957 Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me? How do you even know? 28 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,169 Intuition. Experience. 29 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,295 It's my job. 30 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,756 -If you're interested. -[Don E] So... 31 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,716 So, what, I just call you, and-- 32 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,635 -Mr. Eberhard! -What? 33 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:39,307 It's my son's wedding reception, and there are people picketing outside. 34 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,601 The owner's had some bad press recently, so... 35 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:44,229 That Blaine DeBeers sounds like a monster. 36 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,024 Is he a monster? 37 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,070 [Blaine] Am I a monster? 38 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,280 Maybe I've crossed a few lines... 39 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,657 [man] Monster! 40 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,951 [Blaine] But does that make me a monster? 41 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:58,952 -[mob shouting] -[man] You killer! 42 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,161 [Major] Here's the situation. 43 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,747 Shipments of brains into Seattle have stopped. 44 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,291 We have supplies for three days. 45 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,545 I need you to tell me the details of your operation, 46 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,171 so we can get the brains moving again. 47 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,799 You make these charges disappear and get me out of here, 48 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,884 I'll have brain operations back up in a day. 49 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,553 'Cause I can't take it. 50 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,930 The break-room TV is just repeating 51 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,599 the edited-for-television version of Snakes on a Plane. 52 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,059 You're toxic. 53 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,271 If I let you out, people will riot in the streets. 54 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,773 Well, I guess we're all screwed, monkey fighter. 55 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:34,571 You see? Samuel L. Jackson just doesn't work edited for TV. 56 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,494 [Blaine] Without monsters, what would people even talk about? 57 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,830 The case of Carol Barbera, 58 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,499 the murdered matchmaker these two are working on? 59 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,167 Seen it. 60 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,252 But, if you insist. 61 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,463 So, did Major fill you in on the whole Blaine business? 62 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,423 Good riddance, I say. 63 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,842 Living the high life off the cures he stole from us. 64 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,844 I say, let him rot. 65 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,181 What? Don't tell me you don't savor the idea of Blaine DeBeers 66 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,726 spending some well-earned time in an unflattering jumpsuit. 67 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,644 I can deal with Blaine living the high life, 68 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,521 as long as he kept the city from coming apart. 69 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,524 So, check it out. 70 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:15,862 That red button found at the scene, not hers. 71 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,864 Not hers? Interesting. 72 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,492 [Blaine] No, it's not. We all know the drill. 73 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,246 You eat the brain, find clues...blah-blah-blah, case closed. 74 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,040 But this isn't her story. 75 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,833 It's mine. 76 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,922 [opening theme music playing] 77 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,864 So, what's it like being the most hated man in Seattle? 78 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,076 I don't know. I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while. 79 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,828 So, this is all a joke to you? 80 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,205 Not a very funny one. 81 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,207 Well, this is a waste of time. 82 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,626 We'll have a warrant for his house within 24 hours. 83 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,086 -Then he'll talk. -[Blaine] About what? 84 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,921 My Greene and Greene coffee table? 85 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:16,631 Or my Warhol Polaroids? 86 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,925 How about the mask your journalist friend took pictures of? 87 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,594 It's the same one I saw in a vision. 88 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,388 I know you killed the mayor. 89 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,555 Aren't you a little... 90 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,684 fertilized to be having visions? 91 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,562 Shut up. Don't speak. 92 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,606 You know the drill, lawyer's here, you're out. 93 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,732 [S. Cavanaugh scoffs] 94 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,360 Great talk, gang. 95 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,362 We all learned something. 96 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,948 Okay. Fun fact. 97 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,701 No one in the history of the criminal justice system 98 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:48,037 has ever gotten off as a result of a witticism or zinger. 99 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,914 Don't speak. 100 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,624 I've reviewed your case. 101 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,377 And from a legal angle, 102 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,004 I've seen worse. 103 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,132 From a PR angle, I haven't. 104 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:03,219 I'm gonna need to do some fancy filing to see if I can swing bail. 105 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,559 In the meantime, what do you do? 106 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,769 -Speak? -Don't speak. 107 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,814 I do have to get a message to an associate, though. 108 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,399 Oh. Well, let me check. 109 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,067 [Blaine] I'm pretty sure it's legal. 110 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,320 [Brandt] No, I meant your retainer. Did the check clear? 111 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,072 Yeah, you can tell me. 112 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,575 [Blaine clears throat] 113 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,544 "Three hundred and sixty-five degrees." That's the message? 114 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,588 You sure he's gonna get it? 115 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:39,839 Oh, yeah. 116 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:41,966 My guy is as sharp as a tack. 117 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,217 [groans] 118 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,845 Look, I don't know what you're talking about, I just work here. 119 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,388 You're Blaine's right-hand man. 120 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,224 I have a hard time believing you don't know how his system works. 121 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:54,020 I just do what he says. It's brain's Blaines, man. 122 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,606 Or... You know what I mean. 123 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,692 Look, I'd love to help, but... 124 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,528 Okay, look... [clears throat] 125 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,240 I'm gonna leave this contract for you. Same deal we had with Blaine. 126 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,577 It's a good deal. And a chance to step up, be a hero. 127 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,081 Well, I'll have to ask Blaine, because it's Blaine's... 128 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,334 Brains? Yeah, got it. 129 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,379 Gentlemen. 130 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,381 Let's make a deal. 131 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:24,801 Stacey Boss. 132 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:30,807 Stacey Boss. 133 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:31,933 Thought you were dead. 134 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,935 [laughs] I was close. 135 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,770 You have no idea how hot 136 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,481 a Bangladeshi summer is in a three-piece suit. 137 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,108 You've been hiding in Bangladesh? 138 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,526 "Hiding"? 139 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,027 Working. 140 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,737 Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine. 141 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,782 Anywhere there's brains, I've been. That's how it works. 142 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:51,869 I procure, Don E distributes, Blaine does jack. 143 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,540 I'd be willing to solve your little problem, right here and now. 144 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:56,833 We cut Blaine out. 145 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,127 Don E and I handle the brains ourselves. 146 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,921 Everybody's happy, except Blaine. 147 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,298 The catch being? 148 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,802 A slight cost adjustment. Say, double what you're paying Blaine? 149 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,179 We don't have the budget. I can't agree to that. 150 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:14,058 I get it. Budgets are stubborn things, but let me just say this. 151 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:17,019 When zombies start tearing humans limb from limb, 152 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,230 my price is not likely to have come down. 153 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:22,984 Taken under advisement. 154 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,159 So, what'd you think? 155 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,786 I think I wish you'd told me about all this in advance. 156 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:37,290 Sorry, but the pitch demanded a dramatic entrance. 157 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:38,791 Are you in? 158 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,211 I don't know, cutting Blaine out... 159 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,922 You do all the work and reap no reward. 160 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,592 If the roles were reversed, would Blaine be as loyal to you? 161 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,972 But I don't know if Major's bluffing. 162 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,348 I mean, Blaine had a good deal. 163 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,018 -If they don't have budget-- -[Mr. Boss] You play poker, Don E? 164 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,353 -[Don E] Not really. -[Mr. Boss] We got a winning hand. 165 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,939 When you've got a winning hand, you don't fold. 166 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,816 [crowd shouting] 167 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,784 No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore! 168 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,620 We're outraged! 169 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:18,748 Fun crowd outside. 170 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,167 Next time, use the back entrance. 171 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,419 There shouldn't be a next time. 172 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,672 I'm here on behalf of my client, Blaine DeBeers. 173 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,799 Tanner, where have you been? Where's the booze? 174 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:32,887 I can't run a bar with just vermouth and this melon crap. 175 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,055 He wouldn't let me take it. 176 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,389 He says his payment didn't go through. 177 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,934 What? Why didn't you just use the business card? 178 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,352 I tried. None of them worked. 179 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,895 Get on the phone, call the bank-- 180 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,897 Don't bother. I've seen this before. 181 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,857 They've frozen Blaine's assets. 182 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,192 So, let me just give you this. 183 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,445 "Three hundred and sixty-five degrees." 184 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,281 What? 185 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,242 Three hundred and sixty-five degrees. 186 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,868 I hope it means something to you, 187 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,036 because he just used up his retainer. 188 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,621 Oh! 189 00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,997 -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah? 190 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,207 Okay, I got it. 191 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,458 -Got it? -[Don E] Yeah. 192 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,793 [Clive] Don E. 193 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:09,298 We need to ask you some questions about the death of a Mrs. Carol Barbera. 194 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey, free advice. Don't speak. 195 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,179 Murdered. The matchmaker, she was murdered. 196 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,264 Can you believe it? 197 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,350 She's trying to make people happy, ends up thrown off a balcony. 198 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,102 [Clive] Did you meet Mrs. Barbera? 199 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,645 I poured her a drink. 200 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,897 She told me that she had my perfect match. 201 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,023 [gasps] You're in her brain! 202 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,942 Please tell me you remember the name. 203 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,194 When she told me, I dropped the glass. 204 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,406 Come on, have a vision. 205 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:36,951 Nothing? 206 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,868 Come on! 207 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,204 Was there anything else you noticed that night? 208 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,794 She did have an argument with Candy. 209 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,297 At one point. She's in the back. 210 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,050 I'd knock first. 211 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,221 I understand, General. But... 212 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,183 the situation here is truly dire. 213 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,352 I can't state it any more bluntly. 214 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,772 We'll be out of brains in 48 hours. 215 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,650 After that, zombies might turn on the living. 216 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,569 Some might try to scale the wall. 217 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,614 I know that you think this is our problem, 218 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,742 but it could end up being all of our problem. 219 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,535 Thank you, uh, Major. 220 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,121 We'll discuss it and get back to you later. 221 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,706 Or sooner, if you can. 222 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,918 I don't see why they haven't just taken care of these things already. 223 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,880 Maybe 'cause it's not that easy to go next door and murder your neighbor. 224 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,758 And we're talking about the lives of thousands of innocent humans. 225 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,717 Hostages. 226 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:38,262 We do still have brain stockpiled from before we cut 'em off. 227 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,767 General Mills, that sounds surprisingly temperate. 228 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,853 I believe "nuke 'em all" was your previous position. 229 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,231 It's just... I figure, it could buy us some time. 230 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:52,360 I mean, I hear there's progress on the CDC end. 231 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,447 All right, so, Glenn is now willing to buy some time. 232 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,450 All right, moving on. Next item. 233 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,209 I have good news and bad news. 234 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,003 Ah, good news. I could use some good news. 235 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,338 I'll start with the bad news. 236 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,839 Your assets are frozen. 237 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,800 You're unable to pay my fee. 238 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,635 Come on, man. 239 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,553 You know I'm good for it. 240 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,513 I don't. 241 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,474 The good news is, I have an in with your judge, so, 242 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,143 if I play ball and I go the extra mile, 243 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,978 I think I can get you off this whole thing. 244 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,981 If you're able to pay my retainer. 245 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,733 Okay. 246 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,819 I guess I gotta make some calls. 247 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,903 You made your call. 248 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,364 But I can call whomever you'd like. 249 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,577 Money? What money? I don't have any money. 250 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,037 [on speaker] Do you know how much I make? 251 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,997 Tell him I do know, 252 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,126 I was obviously talking about the club account rainy day fund. 253 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,752 He means the rainy day fund. 254 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,462 Yeah, it's on fumes. 255 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,090 [on speaker] All right? We don't have any customers. 256 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,718 Our vendors are demanding cash upfront. 257 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,265 Tell him there's a red bag behind the panel under the Hefeweizen tap. 258 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,517 There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap. 259 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,227 Should be 50 grand in there. 260 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,646 My client says there's 50 grand in there. 261 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:15,985 There's 40 grand. 262 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,529 [mouthing] 263 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,574 Don E... 264 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,869 Could you loan me $10,000? 265 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,163 -He wants you to loan him-- -$10,000? 266 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,623 Blaine, man, I'm not exactly rolling in dough. 267 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,544 Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money. 268 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,297 He just wants you to get him the money. 269 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,590 [sighs] 270 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,553 [Don E] Okay, fine. I'll get it. 271 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,848 Okay. What the hell is this? 272 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,018 Oh, no. 273 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,312 My beautiful, beautiful home. 274 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,898 So, we'll just be adding "destroying evidence" to the charges? 275 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,274 And why is that? 276 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,359 I'm the most hated man in Seattle. 277 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,279 Why wouldn't my house get torched? 278 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,956 You tweeted "Seattle has two days until brain supplies run out." 279 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917 How do you back up your claim? 280 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:18,422 The blue-collar workers in that plant are my friends and neighbors. 281 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,842 And they told me, "No more brains." 282 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,596 Officials at the plant did not respond for comment. 283 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,348 Back to you. 284 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,976 So, Commander, the joint chiefs called while you were out. 285 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,311 Finally. 286 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,063 Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs. 287 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,482 Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message. 288 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,568 Basically, since it's the official position of the US government that... 289 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,947 Fillmore Graves is a terrorist operation, 290 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,823 -they do not-- -So, no? 291 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,408 [Hobbs] Yes. No. 292 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,120 [TV reporter] Many left are wondering if... 293 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,038 Oh, and, uh... 294 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,416 Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail. 295 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,299 The house's in my ex-stepdad's name, so no one'll trace you here. 296 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,842 You can hang as long as you want. 297 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,679 Which will be zero minutes. 298 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,806 This makes me miss jail. 299 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:12,017 Oh, come on, it's not that bad. 300 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,519 It's private. 301 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,063 You got the TV. 302 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,148 The couch. 303 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,444 I spent some pretty good times down here. 304 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,779 I'm sure you did. 305 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,739 Right where you are now, 306 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,367 me and Pam Hagler watched the One Tree Hill premiere. 307 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,079 -And I lost my-- -[Blaine] If you continue, 308 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,832 the scream I utter will shatter the universe. 309 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,586 Okay, fine. I'm going to The Scratching Post. 310 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,719 I am on a yacht to Ibiza. 311 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,806 Blake Lively is hitching a ride. 312 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,099 [echoing laughter] 313 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,685 We're sharing a nice crisp Grüner. 314 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,312 [loud thud] 315 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,316 You must be Don's friend. 316 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,071 -[washing machine whirring] -[sighs] 317 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,830 All right, so, give her the rundown. 318 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,790 And just keep in mind, if she doesn't pass, 319 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,084 your boyfriend washes up in the lake. 320 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,045 Okay. 321 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,507 So, they're toughest with stuff they can double check. 322 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,800 Names. Dates. 323 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,095 Addresses. Stuff like that. 324 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,723 -You'll need to have that down pat. -It's down. 325 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,850 That it? Just questions? 326 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,228 If you pass the interview, they'll say you're in, 327 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,605 then do a group toast. 328 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,150 But the shot they give you is laced with ghost pepper. 329 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,403 You'll need to react to prove you're human. 330 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:49,865 That it? 331 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,575 Yeah. That's it. 332 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,038 I appreciate the warning, Commander Lillywhite, 333 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,415 but I really don't need protective custody. 334 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,212 Yes, I'm aware what kind of man Blaine is. 335 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,381 Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye. 336 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,174 [door slams] 337 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,636 My ears were burning right up. 338 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,056 [laughs] What do you want? 339 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,184 What do I want? 340 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,853 You always did cut right to the chase, didn't you? 341 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,647 Okay. 342 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,357 I wanna scare you. 343 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,028 Yeah, I've killed people, your story was correct. 344 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,989 Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too. 345 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,532 Not now... 346 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,117 but soon. 347 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:39,081 I just wanted you to know, so you could spend whatever time you do have left 348 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,459 in fear, knowing it's coming. 349 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,213 You really pissed me off. 350 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,258 'Cause I showed people who you really are. 351 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,301 Yeah, it was gonna happen. 352 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,514 Did you really think this whole charming-rascal act would work forever? 353 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,349 It worked on you. 354 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,309 It worked on me? No. 355 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,520 I worked on you, dummy. 356 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,856 [laughs] 357 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,358 You sad daddy's boys are all the same. 358 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:07,943 You're so gullible. 359 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,862 -You don't know me. -[woman] Sure I do. 360 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,282 You're another two-bit homicidal thug 361 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,825 who thinks he's unique 362 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,369 because, deep down, you're special and you're different, 363 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,038 and you deserve admiration. 364 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,832 Like, from Peyton Charles. 365 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,001 The great love of your life. 366 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,170 You know what she called you? 367 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,755 Her greatest embarrassment. 368 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,506 [laughs] 369 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,717 You are a goon, Blaine. That's all. 370 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,886 Just an average, run-of-the-mill-- 371 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,523 I can see the headline now. 372 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,692 "Child-killer shot dead." 373 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,070 They would throw me a parade. 374 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,328 You can show yourself out. 375 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,123 [keyboard clacking] 376 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,629 Okay, hold it right there. 377 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,799 Really gotta work on that, Don E. 378 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,801 You were holding a gun right at me and I wasn't scared at all. 379 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,219 What're you doing here? 380 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,680 Trying to solve my liquidity crisis. 381 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,643 I need that list of bidders from our zombie-cure auction, 382 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,186 as we still got a few cures left. 383 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,272 Okay, now we're talking. 384 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,858 By the way, have you seen Lieutenant Bozzio lately? 385 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,736 Yeah, I do my best to steer clear, she scares me a little. 386 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,155 Yeah, well, she's pregnant. 387 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,282 -Did you know that? -How does a zombie end up pregnant? 388 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,285 I assume in the normal way, just not as a zombie. 389 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,039 I read this article about this kid who died of some rare brain disease, 390 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:48,085 which made her brain a zombie cure, and it got me thinking that... 391 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,130 Whoa! Found it. Okay. 392 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:56,301 We need to contact all the runner-up bids and we should be flush again by lunch. 393 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,679 -[laughing] -Whew! 394 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,264 You get the stuff from the safe? 395 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:01,849 Tanner took care of it. 396 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,725 Tanner! Bring in the stuff from the house. 397 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,477 Ah, you sent Tanner? 398 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,856 I was being tailed, it wasn't safe. 399 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,732 [whispering] Tanner is capable. 400 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,234 Here it is. 401 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,404 Cleaned out the safe just like you said. Cash, IDs. 402 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,321 Just give me the bag. 403 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,782 Sorry if some of the pages are wrinkled and stuff. 404 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,124 [inhales sharply and sighs] 405 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,502 Where are my cures, Tanner? 406 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,882 Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag. 407 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,761 Oh. So, I'm going back over the bridge, cops pulled me over. 408 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,014 I got two strikes, I can't get caught with drugs. 409 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,265 So, I ditched 'em. 410 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,934 You... You "ditched" them? 411 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,686 I tossed them off the bridge. 412 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314 Don't worry, they won't find 'em. 413 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,440 [sighs] 414 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,442 [breathing heavily] 415 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,448 [yells] 416 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,493 Strike three, monkey fighter. 417 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,497 [Blaine panting] 418 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,587 You were supposed to handle this. 419 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,839 So, you take care of that. 420 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,300 You did this, Don E! 421 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,178 You did. 422 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,735 Of all the things I've missed about the First World, 423 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905 high-quality bourbon isn't the least. 424 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,116 We're still considered the First World? 425 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,035 [laughing] 426 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,453 You raise a good point. 427 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,538 But, hey, at least our hand remains strong. 428 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,749 With that crazy fish lady stirring the pot, 429 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,835 it's just a matter of time before Fillmore Graves folds. 430 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,630 -So, I wanted-- -Get your feet off my desk. 431 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,224 You gonna tell me whose blood that is on your shirt? 432 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,685 Just a friend. 433 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,567 Oh, man, what I wouldn't give to go back to the old days. 434 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,111 Yeah. 435 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,737 When cops were cheap 436 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,447 and the racketeerin' was easy. 437 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,951 And the Utopium wasn't cut down to basically pancake mix. 438 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,452 [laughs] 439 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,162 The stuff Beanpole Bob made? 440 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,831 [speaking Italian] 441 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791 The Da Vinci of the drug trade. 442 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,752 [laughing] Beanpole Bob. 443 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,172 I forgot about that guy. 444 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,550 Whatever happened to that weirdo? 445 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,552 Oh, the usual story. 446 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,095 Got into his own supply, 447 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,346 fried his brain. 448 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,686 Hey, kid. 449 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,065 I respect your loyalty to Blaine, 450 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,693 but there is serious money on the table here 451 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,111 -and if we-- -Screw Blaine. 452 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,157 I'm in. 453 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,588 U-dub Law. 454 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,214 So, where did you live then? 455 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,050 Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar. 456 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,178 Stayed when I started as a public defender, 'cause I made zilch. 457 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,805 You do realize you'd be putting your life at risk 458 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,266 to break the law if you joined our cause. 459 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,184 I get that. 460 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,186 I mean, I love the law, 461 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,189 but I just wanted to make a real difference in something bigger. 462 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,149 Graham says you met in high school? 463 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,860 Uh, no. No, we met at his school. 464 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,278 I volunteer there. 465 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,654 I love kids. [laughs] 466 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,826 You want kids of your own someday? 467 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,163 Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday. 468 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,457 [chuckles] I sensed that. 469 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,751 Anyone in your life now? 470 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,379 [Riley] Uh, no, not at the moment. 471 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,757 Because you're "focused" on your career? 472 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,218 No, that's just what you tell people 473 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,844 because you don't want to settle. 474 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,387 You have standards. 475 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,349 Don't worry, we will help you find someone who meets them. 476 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,060 Should we maybe focus less on her love life and more on, 477 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,771 say, her qualifications as a coyote? 478 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:18,939 Are they exclusive? 479 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,275 Little-known fact, urban coyotes mate for life. 480 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,569 So might this guy, thanks to me. 481 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,156 Oh, you are not taking credit for me and Peyton. 482 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,075 You tried to keep us apart. 483 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,702 So that you'd have to fight to be together. 484 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,871 All part of my plan. [blows raspberry] 485 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,748 So, um... 486 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,167 Is the interview over? 487 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,420 Did she pass or what? 488 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,929 -With flying colors. -[chuckles] 489 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,556 Let's make it official. 490 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,725 We call this a "coyote baptism." 491 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,144 Oh, my. 492 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,361 Hey, what's this hospitality? 493 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,030 The doctor needs his medicine, too, yeah? 494 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,907 We only have four glasses, so... 495 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:17,581 I think it's best you steer clear of the hard stuff, Doctor. 496 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:18,665 Thanks, Mum, 497 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,334 but I can handle the hard stuff better than you Yankee lot. 498 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,711 [laughs] 499 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,005 If you say so. 500 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,715 To Riley! 501 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,933 [wheezes and coughs] 502 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,019 And now you've passed. Just had to be sure. 503 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,690 [breath trembling] 504 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:44,816 Help. 505 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:50,864 Brain distribution issues with our new supplier are being resolved as we speak. 506 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,324 Until we're back up to full speed, 507 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,826 we ask that you do ration the brain tubes you have. 508 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,912 [TV reporter] Lillywhite's assurances come amid 509 00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,332 ongoing concerns about Seattle's brain supply. 510 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,542 CHICS leader Dolly Durkins 511 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,878 stood by her own claims. 512 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,296 They're running out, 513 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,049 and when they run dry, 514 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,259 the zombies are going to come after us. 515 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:15,305 Surplus stores and gun retailers are reporting record sales, 516 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:19,476 and police reports of robbed graves have skyrocketed... 517 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,812 Looks like the alarmist view is carrying the day so far. 518 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,982 Things'll calm down once we get the brains flowing again. 519 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,318 [clears throat] Yeah, speaking of. 520 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,904 Transcript from our bug in The Scratching Post. 521 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,155 Boss and Don E 522 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,324 have cut DeBeers out of the operation. 523 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,493 [TV reporter] Has Seattle finally reached the end 524 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,329 of its tenuous zombie-human peace? 525 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,457 [sighs] 526 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,877 Hello, kiddo. 527 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,840 Uncle Stacey! 528 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,094 -I didn't know you were in town. -Oh. 529 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,305 And I come bearing gifts. 530 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,016 The brain of Tibetan monk, 531 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,018 said to have reached nirvana. 532 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,771 -[gasps] -But a humble token of my gratitude 533 00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,147 for clearing Blaine off the board. 534 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,192 Please, it was my pleasure to eviscerate the douchebag. 535 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,735 Is the plan going okay? 536 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,238 Flawlessly. Fillmore Graves is about to fold. 537 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,573 I sign a contract, resume the brain-flow, 538 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,909 -all that's left is us counting our money. -[laughs] 539 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,078 [rings bell] 540 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,496 Hi, can I help... 541 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,415 -You? -Hi. 542 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:25,208 Cute shirt. 543 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,835 Does it say on the back what zombies get, 544 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,378 or is it the same "dead fish" idea? 545 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:29,879 We don't serve your kind here. 546 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,133 Oh. But if I have to shut you down for discrimination, 547 00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,927 you won't get to do any more of those fun little TV interviews. 548 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,730 $9.50. 549 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,858 Excellent service. 550 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,818 Ah. Keep the change. 551 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,449 All good, boys, they do serve zombies here. 552 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,867 Anyone hungry? 553 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,040 Mmm. 554 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,591 You think you and your jackbooted thugs can obstruct my business? 555 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,886 You brain-eating, undead abominations-- 556 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,095 Jeez, Mom. 557 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,014 Just chill out. 558 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,185 You gave up the right to call me that when you became one of them. 559 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,899 You've been holding out on me, Murphy. 560 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,943 Dolly Durkins is your mother? 561 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,612 Not anymore, I guess. 562 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,032 -Wow. -If I may speak freely, sir... 563 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,326 don't underestimate her. 564 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,453 She really hates zombies. 565 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,883 Are you mad? 566 00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,803 Major's got a bit much on his plate for you to set him up 567 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,846 on a blind date, and you barely know Riley. 568 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,390 I know she's perfect for him. 569 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,434 Smart, compassionate, wants to make the world better. 570 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,269 Loves children, and, 571 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,772 let's be honest, she not too tough on the eyes. 572 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,525 -She does sound perfect. -[chuckles] 573 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,860 If only there were a zombie version of her. 574 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,613 Ugh, I know. But let's not forget, 575 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,448 Major has a proven willingness 576 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,283 to go without sex for love. 577 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,160 I have a willingness to do what? 578 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,245 Oh, Major. 579 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,580 Do you want to meet a new friend of mine? She's a lawyer. 580 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,249 -Matchmaker brain? -[Ravi] Yep. 581 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,543 Nailed it. This is addressed to you. 582 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,002 -Ooh. -I have a picture of her. 583 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,963 Liv, I appreciate the thought, 584 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,298 but unless this girl can get a massive quantity of brains 585 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,259 into the city overnight, I think I'll pass. 586 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,803 I'd put a ring on it, if she had some tainted Utopium. 587 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:42,887 Peyton would understand. 588 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,014 That reminds me, does the name "Beanpole Bob" 589 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,057 mean anything to you? 590 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,351 No, why? 591 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,061 Name came up in an intel file. 592 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,313 The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently. 593 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,899 Uh, I can ask Clive. 594 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,944 See if he knows a Beanpole from his Vice days. 595 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,280 [object clattering] 596 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,451 [Major] Night-vision goggles? 597 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,455 Because the CDC couldn't find 598 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,832 any trace of tainted Utopium in the vial I sent, 599 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,584 I had the idea 600 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,044 to sneak into Blaine's mansion and steal back my cure, 601 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,338 with the assistance of a cat-burglar brain 602 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,132 and a pair of... 603 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,050 Night-vision goggles. 604 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,887 You know I command a paramilitary force, right? 605 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,555 I could have gotten you those for free. 606 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,058 They're only 800 bucks. 607 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,271 And with UFreightEze Select membership, 608 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:36,858 you can get literally anything delivered to your doorstep 609 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,735 -in under 24 hours. -[laughs] 610 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,870 I want to help this city in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite, 611 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,997 but this sounds like it's beyond even me. 612 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,166 It might sound like it, Mr. Griss, but... 613 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,877 See, we've disassociated with Blaine DeBeers, 614 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,047 and our alternate brain supplier is too difficult. 615 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,174 I get it. You need a supplier. 616 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:02,926 But here's the problem as I see it. 617 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,220 I have no clue how to get thousands of brains. 618 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,764 We'll get you a TV in a day, 619 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,225 but our deliveries have the advantage of being legal. 620 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,187 I'm not a smuggler. I wouldn't know where to begin. 621 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,940 What if I told you, none of that mattered? 622 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:24,572 [door closes] 623 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,536 Whoo! This place is deader than we are. 624 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,079 Can I give the girls the night off? 625 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,707 See, that's the problem with your generation, there's no work ethic. 626 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,417 How old are you, exactly? 627 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,753 Old enough to know there's always a market in vice. 628 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,631 We just need a fresh start. 629 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,550 We need a makeover. 630 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,847 You know what my idea for a zombie brothel name would be? 631 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,056 Hmm? 632 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,224 Coldcocks. 633 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,935 Why, because of all the fights? 634 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,186 -[door slams] -[mouthing] What? 635 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,482 Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know, 636 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:02,777 and if you're not here to tell me my dream girl's name, then who cares? 637 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,154 Actually, we need to talk to her. 638 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,991 -Um, yeah. -[Don E] What about me? 639 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,537 Ha! [stammering] 640 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,163 -There you go. -[exhales sharply] 641 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,791 -What'd you see? -It was the skull. 642 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,086 I saw a tattoo. A small, tasteful skull, right here. 643 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,212 Tattoos. I love tattoos. 644 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,089 Wait, what about a name? Did you see her name? 645 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,967 That's it. Now... 646 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,310 She's got a tattoo. 647 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,688 [Clive] You recognize this coat, Mrs. Schwartz? 648 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:39,647 No, I don't. 649 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,775 Caring Light has cameras at their drop-off centers. 650 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,736 We have you on tape dropping it off. 651 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:47,947 Look, I told you, I was at the movies with Mavis Jannings, 652 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,866 who left ten minutes into the show 653 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,492 to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin. 654 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:53,161 Mutual alibis. 655 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,997 Mrs. Schwartz, did you kill Carol Barbera? 656 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,544 She set up my son with a zombie! 657 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,545 Hold that thought. 658 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:03,713 [Mrs. Schwartz sobbing] 659 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,133 -[breathing heavily] -Hey, you okay? 660 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:08,593 [Dale] Yeah, just... 661 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,178 You know, 662 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,513 carrying a human being 663 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,558 and all of its associated gestation materials inside me. 664 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:19,520 Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable. 665 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,274 -But it's not a big deal. -Woman, please. I got you. 666 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:24,943 Let me take you home. 667 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,862 Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the way, just to check? 668 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,113 Man, 669 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,074 thank you, but I'm fine, 670 00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,408 -and-- -Hey. 671 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,953 -I said I got you. -I heard. 672 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,540 Sounded kind of dorky both times, if we're being honest. 673 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,586 -I got you. -I... 674 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,505 stand corrected. 675 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:47,674 Extremely dorky. 676 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,092 [laughs] 677 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,307 You wanna hear the rest, or... 678 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,684 Oh... 679 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,895 Go ahead, write it down. 680 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,278 It's been three days, they got to be out of brains by now. 681 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,114 When is Major gonna throw his hand in? 682 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,490 Patience, m'boy. 683 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,784 -Any minute now. -[Candy] Hey! 684 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,911 Have you guys seen these billboards? 685 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,497 Candy, men are talking business. 686 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,833 Sure, I just thought you'd want to see this first. 687 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,841 -I'm no poker player, but it looks like-- -We're screwed. 688 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,927 ...and UFreightEze will handle both the supply chain 689 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,513 and shipping, which is, of course, their specialty. 690 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,267 I'll give you this, Lillywhite. 691 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,436 You got moxie. 692 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:45,106 But we both know Ty Griss can't handle this volume of brains. 693 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,861 Well, he doesn't have your network of Third World hospitals to plunder, 694 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,155 but he's gone heavily into Western health care. 695 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,658 And he's including a brain donor card in every package. 696 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,870 There're millions of customers a day 697 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,831 getting a direct appeal from one of the world's greatest philanthropists. 698 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,419 And he'll do it all for 90% of our original deal with Blaine. 699 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:10,256 -So, unless you've got a better offer-- -We'll do 80%. 700 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,721 Is that an official offer? 701 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,766 It is. 702 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,894 Hmm. 703 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,524 The billboards stay up. 704 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,860 We need a new face on the brain business. 705 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,946 I'll let the brain plant know to expect your next delivery tonight. 706 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,158 That's all. 707 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:49,295 ♪ Gotta know when to walk... ♪ 708 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,549 ♪ Know when to walk away And know when to run ♪ 709 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:59,430 ♪ You never count your money when You're sittin' at the table ♪ 710 00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:02,892 ♪ There'll be time enough for countin' ♪ 711 00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,393 ♪ When the dealing's done ♪ 712 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,192 [Don E] What are you doing here? 713 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,153 Better question. 714 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,782 What is nobody else doing here? 715 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:19,742 We're open, aren't we? 716 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,911 Then why am I pouring my own drinks? 717 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,247 This used to be Tanner's shift. 718 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,751 Business has been under-booming since your big great profile came out. 719 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,795 We're trying some new ideas. 720 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,215 Which explains that. 721 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,721 I had to do something. 722 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,682 It's our only remaining source of income. 723 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,476 Speaking of which, I don't think it's good for business 724 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,103 if people see you hanging around here. 725 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,355 So, maybe you can hang in the back with the girls, 726 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:50,731 or in the office, 727 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,526 -or you use the back door-- -You just said "our only 728 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,736 remaining source of income"? 729 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,491 You mean, besides the brain-smuggling, which represents the bulk of our profits? 730 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,244 -That I mean. We're out of the brain biz. -Please tell me you're not serious. 731 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:06,205 If you can tell me that you didn't let that reporter work you like a rented mule. 732 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,546 They got a new supplier, it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy. 733 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,424 There's billboards all over town. 734 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,515 Why'd you have to keep the mask? 735 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:42,200 You may be out of the brain biz. 736 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,707 [man moaning] 737 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,084 [woman moaning in pleasure] 738 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,252 [man] Oh, yeah! 739 00:36:58,925 --> 00:36:59,926 Okay. 740 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:05,806 [man] Oh, yeah! 741 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026 Wow. 742 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:22,740 [sighs] 743 00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:23,658 [exclaims] 744 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,701 How'd you get in here? And... 745 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,079 How long have you been standing there? 746 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,580 You left the door unlocked. 747 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,668 I came in around the time the riding crop came into play. 748 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,795 -Mmm. -I won't keep you long. 749 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,838 I just need a contract drawn up. 750 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:39,090 I can't pay you right now, 751 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,550 but I'll make your quo worth your quid pro. 752 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,386 [Deborah] Counselor Stone. 753 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,930 I need you back in my chambers, 754 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,557 and bring defense Exhibit D... 755 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,102 Oh. 756 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,812 [Brandt] I'll be in in a second, 757 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,146 Your Honor. 758 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,356 [all chuckling] 759 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,819 [Blaine giggling] 760 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,863 You really do go the extra mile, don't you? 761 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,032 All right, what contract do you need? 762 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,836 [screaming] 763 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,922 Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet? 764 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,429 -I am. -You got a minute? 765 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:31,392 Um. Can you run to the dining hall and steal me a pack of instant ramen? 766 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,020 I'll be fine. I'll be fine. 767 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,569 You're here about my Freylich brain, I assume. 768 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,530 I take it I'm not the first interested party to reach out. 769 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,490 So, what's your best offer so far? 770 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,868 One guy promised 50 grand to my family when I'm gone. 771 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,077 I see. 772 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,663 How does half a million sound? 773 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:54,957 Cash upfront. 774 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:58,377 Once my client meets you and signs off, the money's yours... 775 00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:02,631 in exchange for ownership of your brain after your tragic, yet inevitable demise. 776 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:14,060 Hmm. So, what, you were gonna keep this all a secret? 777 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,979 The big office, the lieutenant's chair. 778 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,439 Acting Lieutenant. 779 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,816 Just till Dale's back on her feet. 780 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,277 How is the LT mom-to-be? 781 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:26,280 She's good, baby's good. 782 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,240 But she's on bed rest 783 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,576 for the duration. Just as a precaution. 784 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,080 Well, she can't be too happy about that, but baby comes first. 785 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,582 Look at you, 786 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,584 right at home. 787 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,711 Born to be Lieutenant... 788 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:44,673 Babineaux. 789 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,765 You need anything else, Liv? 790 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:55,684 Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt. 791 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,436 No. 792 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,105 -Can I have a gun? -No. 793 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,774 -Oh, how about a squad car? -No. 794 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,526 -Diplomatic immunity? -No. 795 00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:04,610 Can I have... 796 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,614 [rich zombie] Mr. DeBeers. 797 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,784 I didn't expect results so quickly. 798 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,869 However, 799 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,497 this was not our arrangement. 800 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,834 I bought a postmortem brain, not the pre-mortem human attached to it. 801 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,919 That's why they say to read the fine print. 802 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,881 You bought a Freylich brain upon the death of its owner. 803 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,260 I'm sure she'll kick the bucket any day now. 804 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,095 Or not. 805 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,223 I could consider expediting the process 806 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:36,684 for a non-nominal fee, or... 807 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,353 I'd be happy to extend this offer to the next bidder. 808 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,070 Okay. I can wait. It's a deal. 809 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,322 I'll wire the money now. 810 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,742 [Blaine] So, am I a monster? 811 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,038 Maybe I am. 812 00:40:58,497 --> 00:41:00,708 Because sometimes, they just don't leave me any choice. 813 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,387 [closing theme music playing]