1 00:00:01,570 --> 00:00:02,888 - Wow. - Yeah. 2 00:00:02,888 --> 00:00:05,620 I mean, the pictures don't do it justice. 3 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:08,180 - It's like a fairy tale. - I know. 4 00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:09,991 How did you guys find this place? 5 00:00:09,991 --> 00:00:11,777 It was on Blake and Trevor's short list. 6 00:00:11,786 --> 00:00:15,155 Yeah, but then Trevor decided he wanted a water element, so. 7 00:00:15,244 --> 00:00:17,964 Are you two ever actually going to get married? 8 00:00:17,973 --> 00:00:19,410 If we ever decide on how to do it, 9 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:21,550 so maybe not. Anyway, 10 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:24,035 I just looked up the ten most romantic places near D.C., 11 00:00:24,035 --> 00:00:27,511 and this popped up. It kind of reminds me of 12 00:00:27,511 --> 00:00:29,262 the house at the farm, doesn't it? 13 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:30,204 Maybe the barn. 14 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:31,742 OK, I know you guys 15 00:00:31,742 --> 00:00:33,690 wanted me to have it there. I'm sorry. 16 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,560 - No, no, no, no, no. 100%. - Hey, we're venue neutral. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,280 OK. We just wanted this to be, like, 18 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:38,648 our place, you know, 19 00:00:38,648 --> 00:00:40,462 not connected to anyone else's history. 20 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:42,426 And I don't really have much of a history here, 21 00:00:42,426 --> 00:00:44,000 so everything works for me. 22 00:00:44,050 --> 00:00:46,275 - You like it, though, right? - Oh, no, I love it. 23 00:00:46,284 --> 00:00:49,066 It reminds me of my grandfather's house on the farm. 24 00:00:49,111 --> 00:00:53,120 Well, pictures I've seen, before the state took it. 25 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:55,813 I love it. 26 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:58,302 Look at those beams. 27 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,840 - Yeah. - Yeah. 28 00:00:59,848 --> 00:01:01,440 So they're all hand-planed 29 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,822 original timber, and the furniture 30 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:06,284 in here is hand-hewn; there's no nails. 31 00:01:06,284 --> 00:01:07,537 It's like we're standing in art. 32 00:01:07,573 --> 00:01:09,875 Oh. It so is. 33 00:01:11,831 --> 00:01:13,413 Are we ready to sample food? 34 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:15,537 - Oh, yes! - Thank you, Maggie. 35 00:01:15,546 --> 00:01:17,048 Everything looks amazing. 36 00:01:17,057 --> 00:01:18,515 Maggie, it's so good to finally 37 00:01:18,515 --> 00:01:19,911 - meet you in person. - Likewise. 38 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,306 - This is place is spectacular, really. - Beautiful place. 39 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,226 - Thank you so much. - Oh, this is a couple of late additions... 40 00:01:23,226 --> 00:01:24,720 - What do we have? - .. from the caterer. 41 00:01:24,746 --> 00:01:28,142 - Bacon-wrapped dates and lobster mac and cheese. - Yes! 42 00:01:28,142 --> 00:01:29,848 Showing some respect for the flesh eaters. 43 00:01:29,848 --> 00:01:32,035 - And we love you for it. - Oh, we do. 44 00:01:32,053 --> 00:01:35,102 Ma'am, those dishes haven't been cleared. 45 00:01:35,253 --> 00:01:36,924 What do you mean? 46 00:01:36,951 --> 00:01:39,182 We oversaw production of everything that's here. 47 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:41,448 Those two haven't been vetted. 48 00:01:41,475 --> 00:01:43,893 - So not the mac and... - I'm good to go, right? 49 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:45,520 Yes, sir. 50 00:01:47,128 --> 00:01:48,382 Mmm. 51 00:01:48,435 --> 00:01:49,946 Crudités are OK? 52 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,728 Yes, ma'am. 53 00:01:53,582 --> 00:01:56,204 - This is by far the best. - Oh, good. 54 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,210 - This cake is unbelievable. - That's really good. 55 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,102 - How is it? - It's terrible. 56 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,390 - No, it's not good at all. - You wouldn't like it at all. 57 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:04,817 OK, so this one? 58 00:02:04,817 --> 00:02:07,244 I want my own personal vat at the wedding. 59 00:02:07,253 --> 00:02:08,391 I will see to it, but for now 60 00:02:08,391 --> 00:02:11,220 - we should get to the White House for the bill signing. - OK. 61 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:13,680 You know, you could sort of just grab one for yourself 62 00:02:13,688 --> 00:02:15,490 - and we could have it in the... - No, ma'am. 63 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:17,880 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 64 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,995 If you die, I won't eat it. 65 00:02:21,244 --> 00:02:24,026 "A mere nine months after President McCord was 66 00:02:24,026 --> 00:02:25,964 "threatened with impeachment, an action which was impeded 67 00:02:25,964 --> 00:02:27,635 "by the largest political protest 68 00:02:27,635 --> 00:02:29,022 "in the nation's history, 69 00:02:29,022 --> 00:02:31,182 "the White House will hold a Rose Garden ceremony 70 00:02:31,182 --> 00:02:33,760 "for the signing of the Equal Pay and Family Leave Act. 71 00:02:33,768 --> 00:02:35,030 "In attendance will be the world champion 72 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:36,250 "U.S. women's soccer team, 73 00:02:36,266 --> 00:02:37,940 - outspoken proponents of pay equity." - Yes! 74 00:02:37,946 --> 00:02:39,173 "Not present will be Mark Hanson 75 00:02:39,173 --> 00:02:41,191 and all of his traitorous congressional scum nuggets." 76 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:42,542 - Michael. - Oh, we'll see. 77 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:44,124 "Also in attendance will be Flo Avery, 78 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:45,475 "a citizen who was born the same day 79 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:46,720 "that women were granted the right to vote 80 00:02:46,728 --> 00:02:48,426 through the ratification of the 19th Amendment." 81 00:02:48,426 --> 00:02:49,724 Hey, can you make sure that there's 82 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:51,137 someone there to help her down the stairs? 83 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,533 Let's avoid any sudden noises. 84 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,697 Dead old ladies aren't a great look 85 00:02:53,697 --> 00:02:55,831 - for female empowerment. - She seems very spry. 86 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:57,653 Her phone voice seems spry? 87 00:02:58,391 --> 00:03:01,440 Also, the soccer players. I got an earful 88 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,520 when I asked them to stick to the talking points. 89 00:03:03,537 --> 00:03:06,044 All this stuff about censorship 90 00:03:06,044 --> 00:03:08,044 and the importance of letting women speak their truth. 91 00:03:08,044 --> 00:03:09,066 They do this all the time. 92 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:11,262 I'm just saying maybe don't stand so close to them when 93 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:13,751 - the microphones are on. - Too many powerful women for you? 94 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,822 - You've met my four sisters. You know I have triggers. - Yeah. OK, go. 95 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,431 Thank you so much. 96 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,590 - Hi. Maintenance missed the - Hi. 97 00:03:19,591 --> 00:03:22,030 - memo on fertilise the Rose Garden. - Huh! 98 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,471 So the olfactory consensus is that we should 99 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,030 hold the bill signing in here, 100 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,380 additional photo sessions in the portrait gallery 101 00:03:28,391 --> 00:03:30,430 - to make room for more press. - OK. That's great. 102 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:33,840 And one small thing I need to discuss with you 103 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:34,684 about the wedding. 104 00:03:35,511 --> 00:03:37,164 Oh, my God. 105 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:40,180 My daughter's getting married, Russell! 106 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:44,853 - In two days. That's, like, the day after tomorrow. - Yes. Yes. 107 00:03:44,853 --> 00:03:46,737 It is exactly like that. 108 00:03:47,190 --> 00:03:49,010 I know you got enough on your mind 109 00:03:49,013 --> 00:03:51,040 without last-minute requests but 110 00:03:51,084 --> 00:03:55,450 but I have to ask you not to seat me with Carol. 111 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:58,391 OK. Why? 112 00:03:58,408 --> 00:04:00,850 Because things haven't been going so well lately 113 00:04:00,853 --> 00:04:04,488 and she would rather be at a distance from me. 114 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,990 I mean, how serious is it? 115 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:11,617 I'm at a hotel. 116 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,210 Oh, no. 117 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:16,968 Nah. I've been there before. 118 00:04:17,164 --> 00:04:20,870 Named a suite for me at the Mayfair. 119 00:04:20,871 --> 00:04:22,666 Blows over eventually. 120 00:04:22,702 --> 00:04:25,048 Oh, Russell, I'm so sorry. 121 00:04:25,066 --> 00:04:27,790 Sort of afraid to ask, 122 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:30,942 is it because of the job? 123 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:34,311 It's not because of the job. 124 00:04:34,453 --> 00:04:36,280 I don't know how I could've 125 00:04:36,284 --> 00:04:40,915 gotten through any of this without you, you know. 126 00:04:42,177 --> 00:04:44,231 I feel bad. 127 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:48,290 You know, maybe I should talk to Carol. 128 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,900 Oh, God, no. 129 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:53,466 The only person she likes less than me right now is you. 130 00:04:54,257 --> 00:04:57,300 Well, how long has this been going on? 131 00:05:04,631 --> 00:05:06,640 Carol! 132 00:05:06,844 --> 00:05:08,817 Call the gardener! 133 00:05:08,817 --> 00:05:10,830 - It's out of the question. - It's temporary. 134 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,400 Dalton was temporary. 135 00:05:12,408 --> 00:05:14,970 - Only the second term. - What's your point? 136 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,930 - This is different! - It's always different, 137 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:18,890 except it's never different. 138 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:20,924 You had a heart attack, Russell. 139 00:05:20,924 --> 00:05:23,493 - You almost died. - Yeah, and her daughter saved my life. 140 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,631 So you owe her? 141 00:05:24,631 --> 00:05:27,500 - Oh, come on, the first woman president, Carol. - Don't you dare! 142 00:05:27,502 --> 00:05:29,564 Just to get her on solid ground and then I promise... 143 00:05:29,564 --> 00:05:33,200 No. You have lost the right to promise me anything. 144 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,222 And you know what? 145 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:37,173 Your thousand broken promises aren't even the real problem. 146 00:05:37,235 --> 00:05:41,130 The real problem is that I have always come second to your job. 147 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:44,311 You have never once chosen me first, 148 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:46,000 and you never will. 149 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,220 It's not a competition, Carol. 150 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,350 Not anymore it isn't. 151 00:05:50,471 --> 00:05:51,973 I quit. 152 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,750 EPFL PSA, take one. 153 00:06:02,764 --> 00:06:04,311 Welcome, everybody. 154 00:06:04,311 --> 00:06:09,102 I am so thrilled to have these voices supporting us 155 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,890 in this 156 00:06:10,897 --> 00:06:14,648 EPFL PSA, take seven. 157 00:06:16,035 --> 00:06:18,408 Welcome, everybody. I am so thrilled 158 00:06:18,408 --> 00:06:21,360 to have these women here lending their voices to this cause. 159 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,084 We're honoured to be here, Madam President. 160 00:06:23,084 --> 00:06:25,560 We've been speaking out about pay equity for a long time 161 00:06:25,582 --> 00:06:28,220 in our own profession, but the problem is everywhere. 162 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,600 The average American woman 163 00:06:29,608 --> 00:06:32,660 makes only 82 cents for every dollar earned by men. 164 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,471 And it's even worse for minorities. 165 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,893 African American women make 63 cents on the dollar. 166 00:06:37,893 --> 00:06:40,400 That's why we always say, "Equal work," 167 00:06:40,408 --> 00:06:42,930 - "equal sweat, equal pay." - Ah. 168 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,542 You could steal that phrase, 169 00:06:44,540 --> 00:06:46,586 - Madam President. - Well, I just might take you up on that. 170 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:49,760 And this act also provides for spousal leave. 171 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:50,960 We love that, 172 00:06:50,968 --> 00:06:53,840 whether your partner's your husband or your wife. 173 00:06:54,293 --> 00:06:55,680 And cut. 174 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,380 - Thank you, ladies. - That was wonderful. 175 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:58,940 So sorry about that. 176 00:06:58,942 --> 00:07:00,622 That's right, you guys got married. 177 00:07:00,631 --> 00:07:01,991 Congratulations. 178 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,470 - Thank you. We did it. - Yeah. We took the plunge. 179 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:07,413 Aw. We are having a wedding. 180 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:10,302 Well, we're married, but our daughter Stevie 181 00:07:10,302 --> 00:07:11,617 is getting married in two days. 182 00:07:11,617 --> 00:07:12,737 - Two days? - Oh, wow. 183 00:07:12,737 --> 00:07:14,320 You both seem really relaxed. 184 00:07:14,328 --> 00:07:16,350 Well, it's all just a very well-rehearsed act. 185 00:07:16,364 --> 00:07:18,364 But I'm glad to see that it's working. 186 00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:20,053 Madam President. 187 00:07:20,168 --> 00:07:22,702 This is our special guest, Flo Avery. 188 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:26,053 Ms Avery, it is an honour to meet you. 189 00:07:26,088 --> 00:07:27,688 Call me Flo. 190 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:30,097 Well, thank you, I will. 191 00:07:30,124 --> 00:07:34,110 Ladies, I want you to meet Ms Avery, Flo, 192 00:07:34,124 --> 00:07:37,420 who was born on August 18th, 1920, 193 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:41,013 the exact day that the 19th Amendment was ratified. 194 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:43,380 - Such an honour to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 195 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:46,560 I am so honoured to be here today 196 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,470 in the presence of such fine examples of female leadership, 197 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,390 fortitude and longevity. 198 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:56,430 The Equal Pay and Family Leave Act 199 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,390 will ensure greater opportunities for all women 200 00:07:59,404 --> 00:08:00,870 across our country. 201 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,700 Thank you for being here today. 202 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,750 Thank you. 203 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:07,297 You guys, thanks for being here. 204 00:08:07,306 --> 00:08:08,400 I really appreciate it. 205 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:10,320 Thank you, everyone. Right this way. 206 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,520 We will pick this up 207 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,235 in the portrait gallery, quick as you can. 208 00:08:16,248 --> 00:08:21,070 Madam President, I just wanted to tell you that... 209 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,608 - May I sit, please? - Yes, please. 210 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,250 I never thought I'd live to see the day 211 00:08:29,253 --> 00:08:34,595 when we would have a woman president. 212 00:08:34,622 --> 00:08:38,480 Well, I'm very glad that you did. 213 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,786 However, now that I have, 214 00:08:41,786 --> 00:08:44,440 I couldn't be more disappointed. 215 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,942 Oh. 216 00:08:47,306 --> 00:08:50,293 Don't be patting yourself too hard on the back 217 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:53,484 about this little bill. 218 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:58,426 It was passed by a house full of men. 219 00:08:58,426 --> 00:09:02,266 And it can be taken away just as easily. 220 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:06,071 It's baked right into the Declaration of Independence 221 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:10,510 that all men 222 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,177 are created equal. 223 00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:14,720 And look what happened to the ERA. 224 00:09:14,746 --> 00:09:18,120 Couldn't even get it ratified by the states. 225 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:22,337 Equal Pay Act, my foot. 226 00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:27,217 The Emancipation Proclamation didn't end slavery. 227 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:30,800 The 13th Amendment did. 228 00:09:31,555 --> 00:09:35,048 As long as the Constitution doesn't guarantee 229 00:09:35,057 --> 00:09:37,520 my equality, 230 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,710 I see no reason to celebrate. 231 00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,680 But, 232 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,940 thanks for the pen. 233 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,871 Hi. The venue just went down in flames. 234 00:09:58,871 --> 00:10:01,120 I know. Did you see that coming? 235 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,910 - Because I sure didn't. - No. 236 00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:04,835 Mike was worried about the soccer players. 237 00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:07,528 I just got my ass handed to me by a centenarian. 238 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:10,130 No, the wedding venue just burned down to the ground. 239 00:10:11,635 --> 00:10:14,570 Oh, come on. 240 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,537 Well. 241 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,866 Well, unfortunately, all that beautiful, original 242 00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:31,911 hand-hewn timber made excellent kindling. 243 00:10:31,911 --> 00:10:34,142 The place burned to the ground in less than an hour. 244 00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:35,671 Fortunately, no one was hurt. 245 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,613 Well, we still have the caterer, 246 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:39,333 so we can just go full-court press on another venue. 247 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,120 All right, well, what about postponing? 248 00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:43,208 No. That's impossible. 249 00:10:43,253 --> 00:10:45,386 People are already on their way in. 250 00:10:45,386 --> 00:10:48,284 They've made hotel reservations, their schedules. 251 00:10:48,284 --> 00:10:50,026 It's a logistical nightmare. 252 00:10:50,035 --> 00:10:51,440 - We can't just... - But we don't want to wait. 253 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:52,915 - Like... - Just keep making lists 254 00:10:52,915 --> 00:10:54,631 and calls until we find a new venue. 255 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:56,270 - There's got to be someplace that'll work. - Right. 256 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:57,457 Afraid that is not an option. 257 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,822 It takes three weeks minimum to clear a location. 258 00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,831 Can't we make some kind of emergency exception? 259 00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:04,026 I mean, there has to be a way around the protocol. 260 00:11:04,026 --> 00:11:05,635 Oh, yeah, in fact there is. You can get married 261 00:11:05,635 --> 00:11:08,275 anywhere you like, as long as your mother 262 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,460 doesn't come to the wedding. 263 00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:12,622 - Don't even think about it. No. - I am not. 264 00:11:12,622 --> 00:11:15,460 All right, look, in terms of secure venues, 265 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,680 here are your options Camp David, 266 00:11:17,697 --> 00:11:19,564 which has been dealing with an infestation of 267 00:11:19,564 --> 00:11:21,466 - West Nile mosquitos, - Great. 268 00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:23,430 and the White House. 269 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,210 That's it? That's... 270 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:28,693 Mount Weather, if you like a windowless bunker. 271 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:33,937 So much for keeping it apolitical. 272 00:11:33,982 --> 00:11:35,546 I mean... 273 00:11:35,804 --> 00:11:37,680 Listen to me. 274 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,311 Your dad and I are going to do everything in our power 275 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,062 to protect this wedding.Mm. 276 00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:43,880 I mean it. 277 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,604 There will be no press and absolutely no politics. 278 00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:50,435 It's a political gold mine! 279 00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:53,342 Invitations will be more sought after than Willy Wonka's golden tickets! - No! 280 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,502 There will be no political interference in this wedding. 281 00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:57,573 Is that clear? End of discussion. 282 00:11:57,582 --> 00:11:59,537 Just keep the announcement simple 283 00:11:59,537 --> 00:12:00,880 and stress it'll be a low-key event 284 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,328 - for family and friends. - Yes, sir. 285 00:12:02,328 --> 00:12:03,733 Thank you. That's all. 286 00:12:03,768 --> 00:12:05,160 Actually, it's not. 287 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,977 I've just been talking with Jody, 288 00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:08,693 our Women's Outreach director, 289 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:11,457 and I do have something else I want to discuss. 290 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:14,755 After my trip to the woodshed with Flo Avery 291 00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:18,050 at the signing ceremony, I've been thinking about the ERA. 292 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,515 Were you also thinking about mood rings and Supertramp? 293 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:25,128 Flo Avery was right. 294 00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:28,720 An amendment to the Constitution is the only way 295 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,675 to make civil liberties permanent. 296 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,591 Oh, no, I think it's a mistake. It's a dead horse. 297 00:12:33,591 --> 00:12:35,964 A lot of people don't even know the history of it. 298 00:12:35,973 --> 00:12:37,617 Worst-case scenario - 299 00:12:37,617 --> 00:12:39,991 they get an important civics lesson. 300 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,097 What are they going to do, impeach me? 301 00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:43,520 - Oh... - Oh, all right, OK. 302 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,515 I think it could get traction, particularly with young people. 303 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,844 - You mean the non-voting bloc? - Not just kids. 304 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:49,866 40-and-under. 305 00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:51,564 It's not a dead horse to them. 306 00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,120 It could be a brand-new pony. 307 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:54,568 I love it. 308 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,235 Saddle up, 309 00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:00,986 and get happy. 310 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:04,000 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 311 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,830 I am here today to announce 312 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,400 that I am reviving the ERA initiative. 313 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,128 The first Equal Rights Amendment was introduced 314 00:13:11,128 --> 00:13:13,450 in Congress in 1923, 315 00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:18,568 and subsequently reintroduced in every session of Congress 316 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,410 for half a century, 317 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:23,191 until it finally passed both houses of Congress 318 00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:24,951 in the early 1970s. 319 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:28,030 But then it was only ratified by 35 states. 320 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:30,417 It needed 38 to pass. 321 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:33,333 Since then, our society has made 322 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:37,120 so much progress toward equality of the sexes. 323 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:40,933 It is about time we update the Constitution 324 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:45,057 to reflect the reality that all people are created equal 325 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:48,115 and shall be treated so under the law. 326 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,555 The thing is, language matters. 327 00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:53,660 And the language of our Constitution 328 00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:56,097 doesn't go far enough to recognise the rights 329 00:13:56,097 --> 00:13:57,875 of all our citizens. 330 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,862 Not yet. 331 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,110 So I invite the American people to join me 332 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:05,084 in this overdue campaign for inclusion. 333 00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:06,764 Thank you. 334 00:14:06,835 --> 00:14:08,151 Hey. 335 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,871 Oh, wow. That looks like something important. 336 00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:12,684 It's a seating chart. 337 00:14:12,702 --> 00:14:14,977 Stevie's letting me help her with it. 338 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,380 Wow. 339 00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:20,711 Our daughter is getting married. 340 00:14:20,711 --> 00:14:21,820 I know. 341 00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:24,350 We're going to have a son-in-law. 342 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,830 - Yeah, I'm up to speed. - Hey. 343 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:28,177 - It's me with an annoying update. - Can't wait. 344 00:14:28,186 --> 00:14:31,582 Your new ERA initiative is facing a vocal public opposition 345 00:14:31,582 --> 00:14:33,928 from none other than Ohio Senator Amy Ross, 346 00:14:33,928 --> 00:14:35,617 who is vowing to fight you in the Senate. 347 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,848 This would be a gratuitous alteration 348 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,013 of the Constitution. 349 00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:41,191 And it's entirely unnecessary. 350 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:46,850 We should all be wary of rushing to alter this sacred document. 351 00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:48,370 President McCord 352 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,480 is trying to stoke a political fight 353 00:14:50,488 --> 00:14:53,048 that will pointlessly divide this country 354 00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:54,250 along gender lines. 355 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:57,470 I intend to stop it dead in its tracks. 356 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:03,591 So, item next. 357 00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:06,170 Heads-up from the IC that a coup is imminent in Venezuela. 358 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How imminent? 359 00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:10,808 Well, General Julio Diaz has established 360 00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:13,128 a resistance movement and is publicly demanding 361 00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,880 major concessions from President Alvarado 362 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,902 by tomorrow, or he's threatening to unleash 363 00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:19,320 a civil war to topple the government, 364 00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,831 which could put our regional agreement in jeopardy 365 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:24,970 just in time for the first daughter's nuptials.The hell it will. 366 00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:26,980 Oh, wait, do you guys have a second to talk about wedding logistics? 367 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,540 I live for it. What's the problem now? 368 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,266 It's not really a problem, really. 369 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,920 It's just that ever since this has become a 370 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,466 White House wedding, everybody is 371 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,231 angling for a ticket; I'm being flooded with requests. 372 00:15:36,231 --> 00:15:39,550 Wouldn't that be a wonderful way to lobby for the ERA votes? 373 00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:41,804 Against the backdrop of a traditional wedding ceremony? 374 00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:43,170 As if to say, "See? We can all be equal 375 00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:44,910 "and still participate in a time-tested, 376 00:15:44,915 --> 00:15:46,808 "ancient, sexist ritual wherein a 377 00:15:46,808 --> 00:15:49,111 virginally attired woman is passed from one man to another." 378 00:15:49,111 --> 00:15:50,130 - That is not what... - No! 379 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,780 The invite list is locked. What did I say? 380 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,000 We are not politicising this wedding. 381 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:58,702 And nobody's having a damn coup. 382 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:01,671 He's starting to scare me. 383 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,875 Senator Ross. 384 00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:06,880 Good to see you. 385 00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,368 Amy. And it's always good to see you. 386 00:16:09,377 --> 00:16:11,733 The Armed Services Committee is grateful 387 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:12,951 for the work you do with the V.A. 388 00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:14,640 Oh. Thanks. I'm glad to hear that. 389 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,630 I'm on my way to the president now. 390 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,035 Little early. 391 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,471 Well, I hope you have a productive talk. 392 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,977 Henry. 393 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,168 Just curious. What's your take on this? 394 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,746 I'm 100% on board. 395 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,920 Well, of course you'd have to be. 396 00:16:31,982 --> 00:16:34,488 No. I'm a liberated 397 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,570 first gentleman. 398 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,386 Even though the 14th Amendment 399 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:40,270 - already guarantees women equal rights? - Theoretically, 400 00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:43,066 it guarantees equal pay, but that hasn't worked out so well. 401 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:46,360 I am concerned that the ERA will strip women 402 00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:48,462 of all of the legislative protections 403 00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:50,488 that we fought tooth and nail 404 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,586 to enact Social Security benefits 405 00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:54,311 for stay-at-home mums, which I was, 406 00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,720 and widows, which I am. 407 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,000 Food subsidies. Workplace safety. 408 00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:01,110 They're only necessary 409 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,810 to try to help level an uneven playing field. 410 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,053 No. They're necessary 411 00:17:06,053 --> 00:17:08,693 because of 10,000 years of evolution. 412 00:17:08,693 --> 00:17:10,690 Men and women aren't the same, 413 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,386 no matter how much we'd like to make it so. 414 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:16,520 Sometimes separate is good. 415 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:21,920 But the proponents of the ERA, don't acknowledge that truth. 416 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,440 And opponents don't acknowledge that separate 417 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,804 is so often used as a pretext to prevent equality. 418 00:17:27,831 --> 00:17:29,582 This isn't about sexism. 419 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,400 It's about reality. 420 00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:34,800 The worst thing about this crusade is that it won't work. 421 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,190 It won't fundamentally change biology 422 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,630 or the requirements of motherhood 423 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,880 or how men and women interact. 424 00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:45,110 Because men and women are different. 425 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,420 Yes. 426 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:49,360 But different doesn't mean inferior. 427 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:52,755 And women have been fighting to prove that they're not 428 00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:55,271 since the inception of this country. 429 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,768 I find it odd 430 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,488 that the first female president can't acknowledge 431 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,453 the tremendous, tremendous 432 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,275 - progress we've made... - Of course she acknowledges it, 433 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,373 but she also knows that we can't keep fighting 434 00:18:06,373 --> 00:18:08,337 case by case and bill by bill. 435 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,700 Laws can be overturned, 436 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,062 which is why we need to make equal stature 437 00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:15,060 a fundamental tenet of our society. 438 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,150 If the president overreaches, 439 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,311 she can't know what the cost will be. 440 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,035 You have grandsons, right? 441 00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:23,466 Four. 442 00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:25,297 Didn't I read somewhere that 443 00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:29,235 one of them won a national debate championship? 444 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,380 Jonathan, yes. He's a... 445 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,860 he's gifted in rhetoric and argument. 446 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,600 - Hmm. - Imagine that. 447 00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:37,831 Yeah, because it was modelled for him 448 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,390 by a great woman. 449 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,600 Can you imagine how proud he'd be to know that 450 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:44,097 all of the opportunities that you fought so hard for 451 00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:45,573 were enshrined in the Constitution, 452 00:18:45,573 --> 00:18:47,130 largely because of you? 453 00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:48,551 Senator? 454 00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:50,530 The president is ready for you. 455 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:56,462 I see what you're doing, Henry. 456 00:18:57,164 --> 00:18:59,182 Not bad with the rhetoric yourself. 457 00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:01,230 Oh, wait till you get a load of my wife. 458 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,048 It's the rehearsal dinner. 459 00:19:05,048 --> 00:19:06,684 Can you believe it? 460 00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:10,240 So sweet of you, by the way, to drive with Dad and me. 461 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:12,030 That means a lot. It's very sweet. 462 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,850 - Thank you. - Yeah. Well, I 463 00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:16,290 I thought that it would give us a chance to talk. 464 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:17,840 - Absolutely. What's on your mind? - Oh, listen, 465 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,097 sweetheart, no matter how old you get 466 00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:21,973 or how many kids of your own you have, 467 00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:24,968 you can always come to us with anything, 468 00:19:24,968 --> 00:19:26,133 - about anything. - I know. 469 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,410 - I know. - Well, except for little problems in your marriage. 470 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,751 - It's not good to triangulate, so... - Well, no, not the little things. 471 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,870 - You know, but everything else. - I just mean it'sbetter for... 472 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,688 - they work stuff out for themselves. - That's what I'm saying. 473 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,626 - Henry, I'm saying the big... - I mean, if she leaves the toilet seat up... 474 00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:37,831 - Guys. Guys. - But I'm not even interested. 475 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:39,620 I get... I get... Thank you. 476 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,360 OK. Thank you. 477 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,060 How's the ERA going? 478 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,031 Oh, God, we're not going to talk about that tonight. 479 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,460 That's what I want to talk about. 480 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,200 OK. 481 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,742 Senator Ross is being pretty intractable, 482 00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:57,635 and without the support of her caucus, 483 00:19:57,635 --> 00:19:58,844 it's an uphill battle. 484 00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:00,550 - We don't have to think about that now. - So, that's, yeah. 485 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,146 No. 486 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:04,257 I heard that, you know, everybody in town 487 00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,311 is, like, angling for an invitation to the wedding, 488 00:20:06,311 --> 00:20:08,026 and that would kind of be, like, 489 00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:09,493 a really good way to whip votes. 490 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:11,866 - We would never let that happen. - No, we wouldn't. 491 00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,440 Are you worried about that? 492 00:20:13,475 --> 00:20:16,130 I think maybe you should. 493 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,297 I talked to Dmitri about it, and we agree. 494 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:23,400 I mean, we can't think of a better way to 495 00:20:23,404 --> 00:20:25,724 honour our future family, you know? 496 00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:29,084 Especially if we end up having some baby women. 497 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,060 Oh, I want those. 498 00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:33,555 We know. 499 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,550 - Baby men are pretty cute, too. - Oh, babe. 500 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,420 - Guys. - Why can't... 501 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,675 Let's just, let's go get the votes. 502 00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:41,860 Please? 503 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,900 - Anything for you. - OK. 504 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,564 - And those babies. - Babe. 505 00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:47,644 Sir, I have the Venezuelan resistance leader, 506 00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:50,210 General Julio Diaz, on the phone. 507 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,871 General, good evening! 508 00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:54,551 I know why you are calling, Mr Jackson, 509 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,170 but it will be to no avail, let me assure you. 510 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,760 The president has received his ultimatum, 511 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,297 and now it is time for action. 512 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,155 Well, I'm not calling about any of that. 513 00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:05,010 I just wanted to invite you 514 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,488 to a wedding at the White House. 515 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:10,230 - A wedding? - Yeah, the president's daughter's getting married. 516 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,542 It's the hottest ticket in town. 517 00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:15,930 We'll have to get you on a plane right away, so, 518 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:19,500 that means you'll have to postpone plans for the weekend. 519 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:24,604 But, hey, White House wedding's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 520 00:21:24,604 --> 00:21:27,573 Sadly, the same can't be said of a coup. 521 00:21:27,582 --> 00:21:29,582 I would be honoured to attend. 522 00:21:29,644 --> 00:21:32,080 I'm very happy to hear that. 523 00:21:32,097 --> 00:21:34,311 Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. 524 00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:35,340 I'm sorry. 525 00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:36,133 I thought there weren't supposed to 526 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,840 be any politics at this wedding. 527 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,213 Oh, trust me. That's what I'm doing. 528 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,471 If he's at the wedding, he won't be able to 529 00:21:42,471 --> 00:21:46,220 start a civil war that will destabilise the region, 530 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,342 force Elizabeth to miss everything but the wedding vows. 531 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:53,190 World only has to behave for 24 hours. 532 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:57,630 Oh, for the love of God. 533 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,275 Come on, man. 534 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:09,822 You're CIA. You can do this. 535 00:22:09,822 --> 00:22:12,770 CIA doesn't use medieval weaponry. 536 00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:15,210 You know, we don't have this tradition in Russia. 537 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,520 Hatchet throwing? 538 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,520 No, bachelor parties. 539 00:22:18,764 --> 00:22:20,168 Well, I couldn't let you miss out, man. 540 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,324 - We're going to be brothers! - Yeah, yeah. 541 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,368 You found my cousin Vlad, and you got him here. 542 00:22:23,368 --> 00:22:24,835 He's a fun dude. 543 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,180 A little too much fun, so. 544 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,635 How do you guys say this in English? 545 00:22:29,644 --> 00:22:31,570 You guys are kittens. 546 00:22:33,004 --> 00:22:34,533 Yeah, it's something like that. 547 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,951 Jason McCord! 548 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,720 What the hell are you thinking?! 549 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,110 It's a bachelor party. 550 00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:47,688 Hatchets? Seriously? 551 00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:50,900 For God's sake, there's a strip joint down the street! 552 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:53,528 You want us to go to a strip joint? 553 00:22:53,653 --> 00:22:56,088 I want you to go home. 554 00:22:56,115 --> 00:22:58,231 Your Secret Service detail filled me in 555 00:22:58,231 --> 00:23:00,080 on how your night was shaping up. 556 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,595 You are standing for photos with the President 557 00:23:02,595 --> 00:23:05,102 of the United States tomorrow, and you are not 558 00:23:05,102 --> 00:23:08,631 going to be hung over or sporting hatchet wounds! 559 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:09,831 Go! 560 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,026 Hello. 561 00:23:16,035 --> 00:23:19,010 You will not believe the day I've had. 562 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,213 Suffice to say 563 00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:23,440 that stopping a coup wasn't the most difficult part. 564 00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:26,631 Jason McCord decided that the only thing missing 565 00:23:26,631 --> 00:23:30,760 from a traditional bachelor party was hatchet throwing. 566 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,550 Russell, what are you doing? 567 00:23:35,031 --> 00:23:38,462 Just trying to pull this wedding off. 568 00:23:38,631 --> 00:23:40,990 I want you to hear me say this. 569 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,986 I'm not the person you tell about your day anymore. 570 00:23:48,062 --> 00:23:49,751 Understand? 571 00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:52,026 It's over. 572 00:23:52,044 --> 00:23:53,870 All of it. 573 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:05,004 Oh, my goodness. Look at you. 574 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:08,364 - Mum, don't. - You're in your wedding dress. 575 00:24:08,728 --> 00:24:10,240 Mum, I mean it. 576 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:12,693 - And this dress. - Do not say anything sentimental, OK? 577 00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,871 - We can do this later? I am not... - This is... 578 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:15,840 going to cry before the wedding. 579 00:24:15,857 --> 00:24:17,217 No, no, it's too soon to cry. 580 00:24:17,217 --> 00:24:18,880 We're not going to cry right now. That's... 581 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:21,510 - Mum! - Look at you! 582 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,151 The dress OK? I was working on it till midnight. 583 00:24:24,151 --> 00:24:25,271 Perfect. 584 00:24:25,315 --> 00:24:26,435 Sisters. 585 00:24:26,435 --> 00:24:28,213 - Mum! - I know. 586 00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:30,542 I know. I know. I know. 587 00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:35,591 - Ay-oh! - Oh. Come on! 588 00:24:35,617 --> 00:24:37,297 I can't believe it. 589 00:24:37,297 --> 00:24:40,071 - I can't believe you came all this way. Oh, come on. 590 00:24:40,071 --> 00:24:41,973 - Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this. - Oh, Jay. 591 00:24:41,973 --> 00:24:44,986 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 592 00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:46,450 - Hey. - Hey. 593 00:24:46,471 --> 00:24:47,457 But I have to say it. 594 00:24:47,457 --> 00:24:48,488 I leave for five minutes and 595 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,320 you almost get yourself impeached? 596 00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:52,497 Well, clearly, you were the glue. 597 00:24:52,551 --> 00:24:55,342 By the way, there was a massive rally in Amsterdam 598 00:24:55,342 --> 00:24:56,880 during the impeachment hearings. We were in it. 599 00:24:56,888 --> 00:24:58,648 I thought I saw your faces on the news. 600 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,231 You're going to see a lot more of our faces soon 601 00:25:00,231 --> 00:25:01,360 'cause I'm on a house-hunting mission. 602 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,151 We're moving back! 603 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,248 Oh, Jay, that's fantastic! 604 00:25:04,257 --> 00:25:05,795 Annelies is having a baby. 605 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,817 What?! 606 00:25:08,826 --> 00:25:10,782 - Oh, my goodness! - We're having a baby. Isn't that something? 607 00:25:10,808 --> 00:25:13,226 - Oh, my gosh. Here, here, here. - Chloe's excited. 608 00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:15,860 Oh gosh. 609 00:25:15,866 --> 00:25:17,688 So if you know anybody who's looking for a policy wonk, 610 00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:19,466 will you put in a good word for me? 611 00:25:19,466 --> 00:25:20,960 Anybody'd be lucky to have you. 612 00:25:21,484 --> 00:25:22,400 Wow. 613 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,737 Well, here is to 614 00:25:25,164 --> 00:25:27,146 everything. Cheers. 615 00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:28,017 I'll drink to that. 616 00:25:28,044 --> 00:25:29,386 Cheers. 617 00:25:29,386 --> 00:25:31,377 Wow. They'll let anybody in the White House. 618 00:25:31,395 --> 00:25:32,382 Hey! 619 00:25:32,391 --> 00:25:34,631 - How are you? - Good to see you. Yeah. 620 00:25:34,631 --> 00:25:36,391 Oh, you're looking very West Coast. 621 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,280 Oh, I'm going to take that as a compliment. 622 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:39,980 Matt, you remember my fiancé, Trevor? 623 00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:42,942 Trevor. Oh, wait. The finance guy from college. 624 00:25:42,951 --> 00:25:45,200 Oh, wow. I'm sure that was a flattering story. 625 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,933 - Good to see you, man. - Good to see you, too. 626 00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:48,968 So, how's Hollywood treating you? 627 00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:50,560 - Hi. - Hi! 628 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,364 Oh. Wow. 629 00:25:52,391 --> 00:25:55,480 Ah, they're treating me like royalty. It's weird. 630 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,173 - They love Washington. - Hmm. 631 00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:58,977 I mean, I just got staffed on this sci-fi show 632 00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:01,928 about the first robot president called Computer in Chief. 633 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:02,826 It's pretty cool. 634 00:26:02,835 --> 00:26:04,480 - Mm. - Oh, political shows are never accurate. 635 00:26:04,488 --> 00:26:07,484 - So how about you? Where did you land? - Home. 636 00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:09,528 Turns out, being exonerated from a crime 637 00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:11,750 doesn't get as much press as being accused of one. 638 00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:13,697 It's going to take a few months for the stigma to wear off, 639 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,222 but in the meantime, I'm just enjoying being a mummy. 640 00:26:16,257 --> 00:26:18,044 Well, there's always Dancing with the Stars. 641 00:26:18,835 --> 00:26:20,000 Not there yet. 642 00:26:20,008 --> 00:26:21,306 You should do Dancing with the Stars. 643 00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:24,568 What is this? A hair of the wolf? 644 00:26:24,586 --> 00:26:27,040 OK, we say "dog." 645 00:26:27,155 --> 00:26:28,577 And also, no, it's just coffee. 646 00:26:28,577 --> 00:26:31,200 I'm still hurting a little. Did you get a spray tan? 647 00:26:31,795 --> 00:26:33,902 This is what you do in America. 648 00:26:33,902 --> 00:26:35,262 - Jason. - OK, cool. 649 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,520 Did I see something on your Instagram about hatchets? 650 00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:38,610 Yeah, that's... 651 00:26:38,650 --> 00:26:40,071 It's a long story. 652 00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:41,706 Uncle Will, Cousin Vlad. 653 00:26:43,493 --> 00:26:45,013 Nice tan. 654 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,253 Hey, Russell, this is my son Zach. 655 00:26:47,262 --> 00:26:49,120 - Hey, Russell has my old job. - Dad, I know. 656 00:26:49,128 --> 00:26:50,275 It's nice to meet you, sir. 657 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,790 Likewise. 658 00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:54,391 This is General Julio Diaz 659 00:26:54,453 --> 00:26:56,853 - from Venezuela. - Encantado, general. 660 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,146 Gracias, joven. 661 00:27:03,715 --> 00:27:05,111 This is Zach? 662 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,370 The kid you always described as a fat loser? 663 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,991 Yeah, I don't know what happened. He got tall. 664 00:27:10,017 --> 00:27:12,311 He also got into Yale. Mostly because of lacrosse, 665 00:27:12,311 --> 00:27:13,600 but he seems to be learning stuff. 666 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,271 So, when do we start whipping votes? 667 00:27:15,608 --> 00:27:17,013 After the ceremony. 668 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:20,364 We'll let the booze and the "I do's" 669 00:27:20,364 --> 00:27:22,151 - soften them up first. - Genius. 670 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,168 I can't tell you how much it means to us 671 00:27:34,177 --> 00:27:35,128 that you're doing this. 672 00:27:35,128 --> 00:27:37,490 Are you kidding? It's an honour. 673 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,328 I got my ordination back in the '60s when it was all the rage, 674 00:27:40,328 --> 00:27:42,248 but for some reason, no one's asked me to officiate 675 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,306 - in a long time. - I don't know. 676 00:27:43,306 --> 00:27:44,930 Maybe they thought you were busy. 677 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:48,471 Forgive me for talking shop, but I wanted you to know 678 00:27:48,471 --> 00:27:51,940 how much I'm with you on the ERA initiative. 679 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,675 I know how embattled you might feel. 680 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:55,600 Thank you. 681 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,560 Just don't let anyone tell you you're tilting at windmills. 682 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,031 I appreciate that. 683 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,133 Well, what do you say? 684 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,820 Should we get these kids married? 685 00:28:41,608 --> 00:28:43,093 Ladies and gentlemen, 686 00:28:43,110 --> 00:28:45,022 we are gathered here today to witness the 687 00:28:45,022 --> 00:28:45,466 love and commitment of these two bright, shining, young people. we are gathered here today to witness the 688 00:28:45,466 --> 00:28:49,848 love and commitment of these two bright, shining, young people. 689 00:28:50,090 --> 00:28:52,700 who represent everything we love about this country 690 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:55,111 and everything we hope for its future. 691 00:28:55,262 --> 00:28:56,257 No pressure. 692 00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,760 Stevie and Dmitri 693 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,000 are part of a generation who will remake 694 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:05,040 marriage as a more equal partnership. 695 00:29:05,342 --> 00:29:07,217 But, goodness knows, 696 00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:08,630 the world has heard me talk enough, 697 00:29:08,631 --> 00:29:12,071 so I invite you to say your vows. 698 00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:16,346 Dmitri, 699 00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:19,511 I'm so grateful that we found each other again. 700 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:24,680 I've always been a little bit afraid of good things, so... 701 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,730 like, Christmas made me nervous. 702 00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:32,560 And, I get anxiety about vacations, because 703 00:29:32,764 --> 00:29:36,728 great things will inevitably come to an end. 704 00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:40,622 When you left for Alaska, 705 00:29:40,631 --> 00:29:43,475 and I thought I was never going to see you again, 706 00:29:43,475 --> 00:29:47,075 and I was suddenly just drowning 707 00:29:47,075 --> 00:29:49,475 in this feeling that I'd been 708 00:29:49,475 --> 00:29:52,844 trying so hard to avoid for my whole life. 709 00:29:54,888 --> 00:29:56,568 So I struggled 710 00:29:56,568 --> 00:29:58,311 coming back to you. 711 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:00,595 You know, the fear 712 00:30:00,595 --> 00:30:03,822 of losing you twice. 713 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,497 But a good friend gave me some advice. 714 00:30:06,497 --> 00:30:08,924 He told me that Jane Austen was wrong about love, 715 00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:10,426 and that I had to let you go. 716 00:30:10,888 --> 00:30:13,644 But, in defiance of his advice, 717 00:30:13,662 --> 00:30:15,271 sorry Blake, 718 00:30:16,257 --> 00:30:18,444 I'd like to finish with 719 00:30:18,586 --> 00:30:21,066 Jane's own words. 720 00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:26,240 "I must learn to be content 721 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:29,100 with being happier than I deserve." 722 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:34,080 So, thank you for making me happier than I deserve. 723 00:30:45,866 --> 00:30:48,177 Well, mine's going to be a lot shorter. 724 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,600 When I look at you, I see a life 725 00:30:54,613 --> 00:30:57,004 I never dared to dream of for myself. 726 00:30:57,004 --> 00:30:58,390 You and your family 727 00:30:58,408 --> 00:31:02,373 have done more for me than I could put into words. 728 00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:06,124 Thank you for bringing me life. 729 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,137 I will never leave you again. 730 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,440 I am home. 731 00:31:26,906 --> 00:31:28,426 Well, that settles it. 732 00:31:28,631 --> 00:31:30,124 But, 733 00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:32,195 I still have to ask. Stevie, do you... 734 00:31:32,195 --> 00:31:33,120 I do. 735 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,942 Me, too. 736 00:31:35,155 --> 00:31:37,271 Then by the power vested in me 737 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,324 by an ad in the back of Rolling Stone magazine, 738 00:31:41,084 --> 00:31:42,740 I pronounce you married. 739 00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:45,048 You may kiss each other equally. 740 00:32:06,106 --> 00:32:09,004 OK, I'm going to carve out the next ten minutes 741 00:32:09,004 --> 00:32:10,471 to lobby the senators. 742 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,577 - I think the three of us should split up. - Oh. Hey, go dance. 743 00:32:12,577 --> 00:32:14,510 - We got it. We got this. - No, Mum, I want to, OK? 744 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,982 So, I'm going to take Senator Cupp, 745 00:32:15,991 --> 00:32:18,300 'cause his wife is active in the human rights community, 746 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,928 - and she already likes me. - Ride the guilt. 747 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:21,253 - That'll play. - Yep. 748 00:32:21,262 --> 00:32:22,690 You take Senator Randall. 749 00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,995 - I happen to know he's a huge fan of yours. - OK. 750 00:32:25,031 --> 00:32:28,613 Senator Ripley is an egomaniac who only responds to power. 751 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,260 Sounds like the job for a president. 752 00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:32,090 How about two? 753 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,044 Once more unto the breach. 754 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,360 Everybody in on three. 755 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,010 That's, yeah, that was probably too much. 756 00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:38,880 Here's one impressive gene pool. 757 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,450 - It is that. - Hey. 758 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:43,857 Go get in good with the middle one. 759 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:46,670 Get us in this family. 760 00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:15,528 I've been thinking. 761 00:33:15,546 --> 00:33:17,911 I have a pitch for your next chapter. 762 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,880 Just curious. How long were you in Hollywood 763 00:33:20,888 --> 00:33:23,270 before you started using the word "pitch"? 764 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,140 You got to play the game you're in. 765 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:27,360 And, look, it brings me to the point. 766 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,591 Los Angeles is the place you go 767 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,850 to reinvent yourself. 768 00:33:30,853 --> 00:33:32,453 Like I said, 769 00:33:32,453 --> 00:33:34,500 they got this thing about D.C. 770 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:36,346 I think you could be a big hit. 771 00:33:36,435 --> 00:33:37,920 Doing what? 772 00:33:38,097 --> 00:33:39,720 We can start a podcast 773 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:43,030 about two Washington insiders who got out. 774 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,742 I'm going to call it "Washington Insiders-Out". 775 00:33:45,822 --> 00:33:46,915 Yeah, no, you're not. 776 00:33:46,986 --> 00:33:48,995 OK, then you pick the name. 777 00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:53,573 Daisy, the sun shines every day there. 778 00:33:53,591 --> 00:33:57,090 The houses have yards for dogs 779 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,004 and kids. 780 00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:03,440 And I miss you. 781 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,800 Attention, everyone! 782 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,760 Everyone, may I have your attention? 783 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:14,240 I would like to make a toast 784 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,850 to the newlyweds. 785 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,391 So, 786 00:34:22,177 --> 00:34:24,266 Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar. 787 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:27,146 Bartender pours him a 788 00:34:27,146 --> 00:34:29,457 big goblet of mead and says, "How you doing?" 789 00:34:29,457 --> 00:34:30,820 Aquinas says, "Oh, not so great. 790 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:33,564 "I've been working on this treatise for seminarians. 791 00:34:33,564 --> 00:34:37,057 "Basically explains all the major points of Catholicism. 792 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,631 "It could be the most important 793 00:34:38,631 --> 00:34:41,182 "theological document of our time. 794 00:34:41,191 --> 00:34:43,480 "I even thought of the perfect title. 795 00:34:43,530 --> 00:34:46,440 "Summa Theologica. 796 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:50,660 "So, I finish it, and I misplaced it. 797 00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:54,020 "I can't find it anywhere, and I can't understand 798 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:57,500 "why God would inspire me to do this 799 00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,302 "and then allow it to be taken away. 800 00:35:00,302 --> 00:35:02,420 What is God trying to tell me?" 801 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:04,720 Bartender says, "Eh. 802 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,940 You win summa, you lose summa." 803 00:35:10,257 --> 00:35:12,151 I never, I never get his jokes. 804 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,300 No. I... 805 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,911 Stevie, Dmitri, this is what I know 806 00:35:15,911 --> 00:35:18,950 about marriage and life. You win summa, you lose summa. 807 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,493 But the true test of character is 808 00:35:21,493 --> 00:35:23,404 how you celebrate the victories 809 00:35:23,404 --> 00:35:25,386 and endure the losses. 810 00:35:25,395 --> 00:35:27,180 And believe me when I tell you, 811 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,728 both are better when shared with 812 00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:30,230 someone that you love. 813 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:32,880 You know, one of the things that I admire about 814 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,284 - Aquinas, - Oh, Henry. 815 00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:38,280 - come on, was that he was inspired to teach beginners. 816 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,231 Now, you guys are hardly beginners at life. 817 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,768 But you're beginners at marriage. 818 00:35:50,506 --> 00:35:53,280 This is your first day 819 00:35:53,297 --> 00:35:55,395 as a wife and husband. 820 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,066 Begin this journey with caring 821 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:02,862 and patience and love and laughter 822 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:05,137 and passionate curiosity. 823 00:36:05,155 --> 00:36:07,520 Be each other's teachers. 824 00:36:07,537 --> 00:36:10,720 And know that you are surrounded 825 00:36:10,737 --> 00:36:12,071 by people in this room 826 00:36:12,071 --> 00:36:14,070 who love you, who will teach you. 827 00:36:18,648 --> 00:36:20,613 And invite us over a lot, would you? 828 00:36:20,622 --> 00:36:21,982 And especially your mum. 829 00:36:22,435 --> 00:36:23,760 You know, 830 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:25,617 in my family, I was 831 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,484 sometimes known as the Stevie whisperer. 832 00:36:29,528 --> 00:36:31,640 So, without further ado, 833 00:36:41,510 --> 00:36:43,537 may God bless you 834 00:36:43,591 --> 00:36:46,426 with a long and happy union. 835 00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:48,960 Cheers! 836 00:37:03,670 --> 00:37:05,230 Ladies and gentlemen, 837 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,630 the first dance for the first newlyweds, 838 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:10,684 Stevie and Dmitri. 839 00:37:48,710 --> 00:37:50,320 Hey. 840 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:51,370 Russell. 841 00:37:52,453 --> 00:37:54,940 Can I talk to you for a minute? 842 00:37:56,284 --> 00:37:59,110 Look, I know, 843 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,160 I know you don't want to hear about my days anymore. 844 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,080 I just, 845 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,860 I just wanted you to know why I've been killing myself 846 00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,160 to make sure this wedding goes off 847 00:38:10,168 --> 00:38:12,115 without any political interference. 848 00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:14,430 It's 'cause 849 00:38:14,444 --> 00:38:17,220 I realise how much politics 850 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:20,270 got in the way of my life with you. 851 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,822 I mean, hell, 852 00:38:21,822 --> 00:38:25,200 I missed the best man's speech at our own wedding 853 00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,093 'cause the poll numbers were coming in 854 00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:29,750 from the Des Moines city council election. 855 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,164 I know. 856 00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:33,370 Yeah. 857 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:39,070 You're right. 858 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,640 I never 859 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,290 chose you first. 860 00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:49,368 And now that I've lost you, 861 00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:52,820 I realise that none of it mattered then, 862 00:38:52,835 --> 00:38:56,690 and none of it matters now 863 00:38:56,702 --> 00:39:00,440 if I can't share it with you. 864 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:07,010 So, starting today, 865 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:11,660 if you will let me, 866 00:39:11,662 --> 00:39:17,100 I am choosing you first, 867 00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:19,866 now and for the rest of my days. 868 00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:25,013 Here's proof. 869 00:39:26,151 --> 00:39:28,897 It's my resignation letter to the president. 870 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,600 I'll believe it when I see it. 871 00:39:38,951 --> 00:39:43,130 Madam President, I'm sorry about the timing but 872 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:45,297 I have to tender my resignation. 873 00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:48,660 Oh. 874 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,920 It's been an honour to serve you. 875 00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:55,970 Thank you. 876 00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:01,662 I reluctantly accept this napkin. 877 00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:07,342 Carol, thank you for your sacrifice. 878 00:40:08,977 --> 00:40:11,235 He's all yours. 879 00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:35,050 May I have this dance? 880 00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:08,737 - Ma'am. Oh, hey, Henry. - Hey. 881 00:41:08,755 --> 00:41:11,390 - Well, I have some cautiously good news. - I'll take it. 882 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,413 The ERA is officially going to pass both houses. 883 00:41:13,422 --> 00:41:14,311 We have the votes. 884 00:41:14,328 --> 00:41:17,191 Well, I would say that's officially good news. 885 00:41:17,191 --> 00:41:18,613 But now we're up against ratification, 886 00:41:18,613 --> 00:41:20,471 and the polling on that isn't as promising. 887 00:41:20,488 --> 00:41:22,400 Which means 888 00:41:22,408 --> 00:41:24,684 that we're going to have to have a strong ground game. 889 00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:26,533 And I've been doing a little thinking. 890 00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:29,590 You just feel free to tell me if you think it's crazy. 891 00:41:29,630 --> 00:41:32,168 Whistle-stop tour. 892 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,253 - You mean, like, on a train. - Full Teddy Roosevelt 893 00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:36,791 And Truman and Dwight. 894 00:41:36,844 --> 00:41:37,777 Taft? 895 00:41:37,777 --> 00:41:39,600 - Well, Taft. - No, not Taft. 896 00:41:42,990 --> 00:41:44,950 What do you think? 897 00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:50,044 I think it has a lot of character, 898 00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:51,610 just like the president. 899 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:54,910 Oh, you're very good at this job. 900 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,700 Thank you. I'm on it. 901 00:41:59,253 --> 00:42:01,530 Ready for a road trip? 902 00:42:01,570 --> 00:42:03,173 Sure. 903 00:42:03,235 --> 00:42:05,400 Have to do something while we're waiting for grandkids. 904 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,860 Corrected by DB