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[singer-songwriter music]
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[singer-songwriter music fades]
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- Thank you.
- Does your mom have
a favorite flower?
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Ah, she loves those red
Gerbera flowers.
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Do you have a favorite flower?
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I don't know.
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Well, when you dated
people in the past
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what kind of flower..?
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what kind of flower
did they give you?
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I think I've given more
flowers than I've received.
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What?
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- No.
- Yes.
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You have to let me be the
one to give you flowers.
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[romantic guitar music]
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[Ronnie]
I don't understand
people. Who steals a doormat?
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How're you doin'?
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Oh, I'm missing doormats
and losing my mind.
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You know what I'm saying.
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This is your first Thanksgiving
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without your dad.
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- [Betty] Hi.
- Hey.
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Why, why are
you huddled outside my door?
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Will you come in to the office
to pay, sweetie?
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I'm waiting for my daughter to
come and bring me the cash.
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- I'll bring it tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
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She's--
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Excuse me. Can I help you?
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- I don't know. Who are you?
- Rose.
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This is my hotel.
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Oh!
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Yeah, I'm just lost.
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- Okay.
- Thought it was a diner but--
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Yeah, all good. Thanks.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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What the hell was that?
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I've seen that van before.
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You've gotta tell me this stuff.
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- What stuff?
- Suspicious stuff.
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Your brother is the most
suspicious thing around here.
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- That's true.
- Alright.
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[soft piano music]
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- I like you in an apron.
- Don't get used to it.
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- So, I've been thinking
about something.
- Oh, yeah, what?
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I think maybe you and
I should go on a trip.
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Oh, yeah? Where do you wanna go?
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I don't know.
Maybe somewhere for New--
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Ahem, Ladies, are we
interrupting something?
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This is Mimi.
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Hi.
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Mimi, this is
my roommate Lauren,
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and Hailey.
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I have to pee.
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I'm sorry.
The bathroom is down the hall.
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Somethin' smells good.
What are we cookin'?
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Berry crumble for tomorrow.
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What are your Thanksgiving
plans? What are you doing?
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Mimi invited me to
a pot luck in Brooklyn
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with some friends,
so I don't know.
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- I'm Weighing my options.
- Oh.
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Yeah.
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- Wait, no, no, stop.
- Ooh!
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- Hey, Mrs. Anderson!
- No, no.
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Not, not funny,
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Austin, seriously?
Give me the phone.
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- Oh, why thank you.
- Give me the phone.
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Hi, mom.
Yeah, I'll call you back.
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Bye, Mrs. Anderson.
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- [Mimi] Austin!
- Yeah. Watch out.
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Hey. It's nice
to see you too, Hailey.
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Always a pleasure, Austin.
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I'm gonna check the crumble.
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[warm guitar music]
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[Rose] What the hell?
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Oh.
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Looking for a diner, my ass.
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[guy] I'm home!
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My brother,
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is up to something.
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- Well, you gotta fire him.
- I can't fire my brother.
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Work's supposed
to keep him out of trouble.
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Are you eating blueberry pie?
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First of all, it's only
147 calories per slice.
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- Yeah.
- Second of all,
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- it's a super-food.
- And you're a super-man,
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but it's for tomorrow.
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Not this slice.
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Okay. Did you watch
the turkey carving video?
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Well, I did and I didn't.
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- Dad always carved the turkey.
- Oh, come here.
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I know.
I'll watch the video, I promise.
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I miss him too.
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And he's the only one
that would fight me for
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- the dark meat.
- Oh, please watch the video.
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I will, I swear. I mean,
how else am I gonna know how
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carve a dumb turkey?
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Yeah. I still love you, though.
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Yeah, I love you too.
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[letting out a big sigh]
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What are we supposed
to do with that?
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[Lauren and Hailey kiss]
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[phone rings]
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- Mm-mm.
- Mm-mm.
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- No.
- Hey, mom.
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- You didn't call me back!
- Uh, sorry.
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Austin sent
a smoked turkey again.
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I'm making my turkey too.
How much turkey does
he think we eat?
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I have no idea. I mean,
he's not even coming this year.
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- What's with the Wi-Fi?
- You know, sweetie,
technologically,
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that doesn't do anything.
So, did you have a nice night?
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Yeah. Just hanging out
with Hailey.
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- When are we meeting
the boyfriend?
- Soon.
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- When's soon?
- Mom.
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When are you and
your friend coming tomorrow?
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I need a game plan.
I don't like surprises.
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I'm coming at, like, 10:00.
She's coming a little later.
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Okay, okay, I love you.
Bye. Muah!
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I love you, too. Bye. Muah!
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She doesn't like surprises.
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- Surprise, I'm not a boyfriend.
- Right.
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What should I wear tomorrow?
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Um, I don't know,
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just, casual, comfortable.
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My family's super comfortable.
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- Pajamas?
- Funny.
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What are you gonna say to them?
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Mom, dad, I have a girlfriend.
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She'll be here, like, real soon.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to come with you?
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Yeah. I don't wanna
bombard them.
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[acoustic guitar music]
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[Rose] Did you watch
the video yet?
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[George] I'm on it.
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- I want grandchildren.
- Okay.
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I don't wanna be 80,
chasing around a 5-year-old.
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- No.
- I'm still vivacious.
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Yes, you are.
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- How did we get old?
- Nobody's old. Who's old?
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Just yesterday I was getting
high and listening to
The Beatles.
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Well, yeah,
that's what you do--
Lauren's walking?
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Why would she walk?
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- I have no idea.
- Who walks?
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[soft guitar music continues]
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- What are you doing?
- Why didn't you call for a ride?
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Sorry, I just wanted to walk,
clear my head.
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Just doing
my beads, chanting.
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Alright. Well,
let me hug my favorite daughter.
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- Only daughter.
- Oh, heads up.
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Your mom was just talking
about grandchildren.
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- What grandchildren?
- Exactly.
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- What are you chanting?
- Hare Krishna.
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If I see you with a tambourine
begging for money,
I swear to God--
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Mom.
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Oh, God, do you think we could
hide this today?
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What? Why?
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Um, mom, I'm in a relationship.
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Right, that mystery man you're
embarrassed to bring home.
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- Yeah.
- Help me with the carrots.
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Before we get going with
the carrots,
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I wanted to talk to you about--
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Yes, tell me, tell me.
I keep asking.
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Well, I wanted to make sure
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- if it was serious.
- And?
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- It's, you know--
- What are you doing?
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- Just checking.
- You see what he's doing?
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He's checking his stash.
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- Stash?
- Of cookies. He wants to see
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how many I've eaten.
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- What?
- I found the most amazing
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almond cookie. Unfortunately,
she also loves 'em.
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- The woman can whack
a box in a day.
- [Rose] Excuse you, I do not.
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- So--
- Peel. Talk and peel.
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You know, it's important
for you guys to know
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that, like, having
feelings for someone,
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it can take you
by surprise. I mean,
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that you might not expect.
I mean, it took
me by surprise.
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- Right?
- Um,
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and so I was thinking that,
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- what the--?
- Who the hell could that be?
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If your parents
are four hours early
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I will literally scream.
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Can you get that?
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- I--
- Can you-- Oh!
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- They did this before.
- When?
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365 days ago.
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- What are you doing?!
- Just stretching it out.
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Last night was a feat of
physical dexterity,
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- with Mimi.
- No, what are you doing here?
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- You can't be here.
- Yeah, your mom invited me.
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- When?
- Last night, on the phone.
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She said if my plans
fell through I was more
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- than welcome to join you guys.
- Oh, you're not.
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- What happened to pot luck?
- I don't want Mimi thinking
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I want anything serious.
Besides, Thanksgiving alone
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would be so depressing,
and your family loves me.
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Austin, I'm trying to come out.
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On Thanksgiving?
That's pretty crazy.
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- Austin!
- Hey!
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I didn't know you were coming!
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Surprise!
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Oh, this is great!
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Did you get the turkey?
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No wonder you sent the turkey.
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- Okay. I understand.
- Oh, no.
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Austin. Come on in.
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Make yourself at home.
That turkey was very thoughtful.
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See? I'm thoughtful.
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- This is so great.
- No, he's not the boyfriend.
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- How did this happen?
- No, no, what?
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Honey, this is great.
I love him.
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Mom, no. No, no.
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Isn't there a song, like,
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"Are you my best
friend, are you my lover?"
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- I don't know that song.
- Isn't there a song like that?
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- No.
- Come, oh, my gosh.
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- He's so great.
- He's not my boyfriend.
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Hello, Mr. Anderson.
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Okay. Lauren, I need your focus.
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- Mom, I need your focus.
- Peel.
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- Oh, what are you doing?
- Having breakfast.
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Pie is not breakfast.
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- Blueberries.
- With sugar and butter.
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Talk sense into your father.
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- Dad, pie's not breakfast.
- So good.
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I can't serve that now.
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- Are you eating meat these days?
- No, mom.
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I was really hoping
that was a phase.
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What are you doing?
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Guys, I really need to talk
to the two of you alone.
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Whatever you have to say,
you can say it in front
of Austin. He's family.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, is he?
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That's a legitimate question.
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Oh! Sweetie, you can't just
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dump, you need to measure.
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Okay, what's on your mind?
Talk, talk, talk.
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Last night Hailey and I
went to this LPAC thing.
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Yes, saw a picture on Instagram.
I liked it.
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Yeah, you are
all over my social media, um.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- Nothing, nothing.
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- Um
- I've gotta get a broom.
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You went to an alpaca meeting?
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LPAC, it's a super PAC for
lesbians, for women in power.
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- It's a political power thing.
- [Rose] Since when are you into
politics?
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- And lesbians?
- Can we please stay focused? Um.
247
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,219
We went to this LPAC thing
and then we came home
248
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,096
and we made this
berry crumble together.
249
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,306
You have got to take
one of these brooms.
250
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,934
- We just got them at the motel.
- So you're a feminist now.
251
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,186
- [Rose] They are freakin' great.
- I'm just trying to stay
informed.
252
00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:51,647
Oh, Hailey's not informing you?
That's a bummer.
253
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,066
- Feel it, sweetie.
- Yeah, go on.
254
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,777
Feel the broom, feel it.
255
00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:58,946
They gotta feel good.
When they feel good,
256
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,573
they pick up all the stuff
on the floor.
You're taking one back.
257
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,951
I just don't understand why
women have to gather, to rally.
258
00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:05,452
- Because you're not a woman.
- Uh-huh.
259
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,122
She can ignore me, you can't.
260
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,665
Yeah, I'll take one.
Got a broom.
261
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,750
It's important
to keep the home clean.
262
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,961
Mom, me and Austin,
we don't have a home.
263
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,212
We don't have a home.
264
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:16,588
I am not against women.
265
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,757
- Oh, my God!
- So, why are you yelling?
266
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,176
Whatever you have to say,
we support you.
267
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,845
- George, we love Austin, right?
- Do we?
268
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,597
Austin, come with me now!
We're going upstairs!
269
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,724
Okay.
270
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,979
No wonder he sent the turkey.
This is very exciting.
271
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,190
I just wish he would have had
the decency to ask
272
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,608
before moving in together.
273
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,154
They were already living
together, so--
274
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,698
- As roommates, but this.
- They're in love.
275
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,491
Living in sin?
276
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,453
Sweetie, this is
the 21st century.
These things just happen.
277
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,622
These things don't just happen
to my daughter.
278
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,499
- Fix this.
- And tell them you're
a scissor sister?
279
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,543
- No way.
- No, tell them we're
not dating, Austin.
280
00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:57,046
You tell them you're a lesbian.
Two birds, one stone.
281
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,756
This is not funny.
282
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,090
Okay. Come on.
283
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:04,803
Take a deep breath.
284
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,015
Relax.
285
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,478
You're like a balloon.
Let me be your strength.
286
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,313
Baby girl, I'm having a crisis.
287
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,191
Does this make me look fat?
This says fat, right?
288
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,194
- Don't answer that.
- We're not dating.
289
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,945
Oh, your father's
gonna come around.
290
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,405
No, no seriously
we're not dating,
291
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,366
- Mrs. Anderson.
- I promise you.
292
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,868
- He's not the boyfriend.
- Okay.
293
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,703
- Hey, I'm gonna go to the store.
- Oh, good, wait.
294
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,497
I need walnuts,
Ronnybrook yogurt,
295
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,707
pistachios for your father
and Jarlsberg cheese.
296
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,834
- That's your favorite, right?
- Yeah, text it to me.
297
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,669
- Okay.
- Hands off,
you wanna come with?
298
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,883
[acoustic guitar music]
299
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,353
I have nothing to wear.
Nothing fits.
300
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:56,230
Your father
keeps bringing home cookies.
301
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,482
- Shirt looks nice.
- Yeah.
302
00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:03,570
I'm sad today without my dad.
303
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,406
I know, mom. I'm sorry.
304
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,366
I miss him too.
305
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,283
I love you, mom.
306
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,785
I love you too.
307
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,664
Okay.
308
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:14,957
Text the list.
309
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,750
Text the list.
310
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,211
Hey, mom, I really gotta talk
to you about Hailey.
311
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,632
- About Hailey?
- Yeah.
312
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,009
Okay. I understand, though.
313
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,344
What do you understand?
314
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:28,804
I'm excited to meet your friend,
315
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,556
but I get it's hard
316
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,933
maintaining friendships when
you're in a relationship.
317
00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:35,102
- What are you talking about?
- It's a real best friend
318
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,396
when someone else
takes that place.
319
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,189
You've had a lot
of best friends.
320
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,817
- What?
- I thought we were best friends.
321
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,403
But you don't
tell me anything anymore.
322
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:48,240
- I tell you things, mom.
- Tell me how to spell Jarlsberg?
323
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,117
It's a J.
324
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:54,621
J-A-R-L-S... B-U-R-G or B-E-R-G?
325
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:58,667
- Okay, well, Hailey's
at the station now.
- Okay.
326
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:01,628
- So, I guess I'll just go.
- You want me to come?
327
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,547
No. How do I look?
Do I look okay?
328
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,841
- Good, you look good.
- What does that mean?
329
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,969
For someone who's doing all this
meditating you're awfully
stressed, sweetie.
330
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,972
Maybe you're not doing it right.
Maybe, maybe it's reversing
331
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,099
- your brain waves.
- You're making it worse, mom.
332
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,894
Do you want anything while
I'm texting your father?
333
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,438
- No.
- Okay.
334
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,565
[acoustic guitar music]
335
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:34,912
[Austin] Um...
336
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,372
Where's the store?
337
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:43,003
Well, you know,
I just thought I'd get you away
from the hubbub of the house,
338
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,381
- have a little chat man-to-man.
- Okay.
339
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,509
Just had a couple of questions.
340
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,679
How long have
you been dating my daughter?
341
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,517
Oh, yeah, no, no, sir.
We're not dating.
342
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,810
- Don't lie to me.
- Oh, no, I'm not lying.
343
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,439
Okay. Let me rephrase.
344
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,316
How long have you been
sleeping with my daughter?
345
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:08,612
Oh, what do you mean?
346
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,281
What do I mean?
347
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,951
Okay, what has Lauren told you?
348
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,788
Nothing gets past me.
349
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,291
We're not dating.
350
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,047
You're saying you've never
slept with my daughter?
351
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,968
Is that what you're saying?
352
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,807
Okay, okay. Yeah, um.
353
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,893
Yeah, so we slept
together once and, um...
354
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,355
It never happened again.
It was just one time
and it didn't mean anything.
355
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,066
- It didn't mean anything?!
- Well, I didn't mean like that.
356
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,152
- You know, it's just that we--
- You slept with my daughter
357
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,571
and it didn't mean anything!
358
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,281
No, it meant something.
359
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,615
It just, we're not dating.
360
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:54,950
You better be dating
361
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,410
if you're
sleeping with my daughter!
362
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,787
- But I--
- Take a look around.
363
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,336
- You see anybody?
- No.
364
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,632
- You think you'll be missed?
- What?
365
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,761
Ten.
366
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,431
- Nine.
- Oh, god, are you counting down
367
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,932
- to kill me?
- Eight.
368
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,767
Okay, okay, yep.
369
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,854
- Seven.
- Okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
we're dating.
370
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,772
- Six.
- We're dating, we're dating,
we're dating.
371
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,858
- I am obsessed with her.
- Five.
372
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,277
- I love her.
She is a great human being!
- Four.
373
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,821
- I think you birthed
an amazing little girl.
- Three!
374
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,741
- I'm dating your daughter!
- Okay.
375
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,118
Man asks a simple question,
376
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,203
just give a straight answer.
377
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,705
[solo guitar acoustic music]
378
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,797
- Hey.
- Hi.
379
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,466
I made it.
380
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,469
Oh, I got this for your mom.
381
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,928
Oh, that was really nice.
382
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:01,266
- And these.
- That was so thoughtful.
383
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,645
- Everything okay?
- Mm-hm. Yeah.
384
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,648
So, how far is it from here?
385
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,025
Just, it's, uh,
it's really close.
386
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,612
So close.
387
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,119
So, how did it go?
388
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,537
You look really nice.
389
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,165
So, Austin--
390
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,459
I don't wanna talk about Austin.
391
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,669
No, I know. It's just that--
392
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,253
Lauren, today is
about you and me.
393
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,880
And today's totally still about
394
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,007
you and me, but I should
tell you that Austin is--
395
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,133
Right! So no Austin.
396
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,552
Okay, but the thing is--
397
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,720
If you say Austin one more time,
398
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,180
I'm gonna get out of this car.
399
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,610
- Welcome to my home.
- It's so cute.
400
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,363
Yeah. Um, don't look at that.
401
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,700
- Okay, now I have to.
- Come on.
402
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,828
- Oh, God.
- Oh, wow.
403
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,205
- Yes.
- This is amazing.
404
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,915
It's a whole lotta me.
405
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,876
- You must be Hailey.
- Hi, these are for you.
406
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,421
Oh, these are my favorite.
That is so nice.
407
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,257
It is such a pleasure
to finally meet you.
We've heard so much about you.
408
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,802
- Oh, thank you so much
for having me.
- Oh, you're so welcome.
409
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,929
I was just looking
at this amazing collage.
410
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:23,056
- Pretty great, right?
- Yes, it is so embarrassing.
411
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,434
- No, it's beautiful.
- She's always beautiful to me.
412
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,768
Okay.
413
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:30,731
- Hey, Hailey.
- Austin?
414
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,149
I need to talk to you.
415
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,734
- There you go.
- Whoa, are you okay?
416
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,569
Oh, you went
lumberjack chic, too.
417
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,571
That's what I tried to tell you
in the car on the way over here.
418
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,072
I'm really sorry.
419
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,741
What the hell, Austin?
420
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,662
Hello. I'm George.
421
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,956
- Hi, I'm Hailey.
- Pleasure.
422
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,417
- What's Austin doing here?
- Oh, he just surprised us.
423
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,878
- [George] I might kill him.
- The feeling's mutual.
424
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,172
Why did you tell your father
that we slept together?
425
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,257
- I would never tell him that.
- He was all like, you slept with
my daughter.
426
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,509
- Did, did you just tell my
father we slept together?
- He knew!
427
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,262
- He's with our daughter
in her bedroom.
- I know.
428
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,847
This is for the two of you.
429
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,432
Thank you both so much
for having me
430
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,143
and welcoming me into your
home on Thanksgiving.
431
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,229
Your daughter is amazing.
I can't tell you
how much this means.
432
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,191
- Lauren told me how
important you are.
- Oh.
433
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:17,110
- So, tell us about Austin.
- Yeah, what's his deal?
434
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,779
Um, he's fine.
435
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,739
He wants to kill me!
Legitimately kill me!
436
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,240
Austin, I might kill you.
I might kill you.
437
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,617
I might actually kill you.
438
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,535
This must be tough.
You get jealous?
439
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,370
- Of?
- Austin.
440
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:28,872
It's okay, you can tell me.
441
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,749
I guess. They're just so close.
442
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,375
Of course.
They have a special connection.
443
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:33,835
Special, my ass.
444
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,129
And I understand.
It's totally natural.
445
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,548
Well, I don't think
I've admitted that before.
446
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,383
- Even to Lauren.
- Don't worry.
447
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,052
It'll all work out.
448
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,429
When they get married,
you'll still be close friends.
449
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:45,972
Um, what?
450
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,641
Oh, me and
Austin are not dating.
451
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,768
Austin and I.
You were an English major.
452
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,686
Why don't we go outside,
get some fresh air.
453
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,104
We'll be right back. Come on.
454
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,109
- Where the hell is he going?
- Stop.
455
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,572
What's he doing here?
456
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,074
Yeah, I was planning
on telling them,
457
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,367
and then the doorbell rang
and my parents
458
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:06,368
just kind of assumed--
459
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:07,828
You were getting married.
460
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,664
- He sent a turkey.
- He sent a turkey?
461
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:11,832
I know, I know.
462
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,625
Listen, I will make this better.
463
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:14,668
Okay.
464
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,753
[acoustic guitar music]
465
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,359
- That is just horrifying.
- What?
466
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:42,529
The neighbors do not need
to see this kid's pelvis!
467
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,656
What are you talking about?
468
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,409
I never liked the idea
of her moving in with
some guy off of Craig's List.
469
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,953
Oh, I remember
vividly you saying:
"That kid's got a good head
470
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,539
- on his shoulders." Remember?
- I'd like to knock that head off
his shoulders.
471
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,374
Oh, you don't like any
of Lauren's boyfriends.
472
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,835
Remember that nice kid Johnny?
You gave him PTSD.
473
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,461
That Johnny was a bum.
474
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,381
Meanwhile, we invite this
Austin into our home for
Thanksgiving
475
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,217
and he clearly
deceived us with his intentions.
476
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,219
How could you not fall in love
with our daughter.
477
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:09,431
He's got her lying to us.
She never lied to us.
478
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,725
Sweetie.
479
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,897
Do you think she's pregnant?
480
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,403
- Where's the sharpener?
- No, no.
481
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,125
- What?
- It's my grandparents.
482
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,629
So we're playing straight today.
483
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,172
They're not listening to me!
484
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:48,011
Maybe they'll listen to you.
Why don't you give it a try?
Go tell them.
485
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,805
- What?
- You go tell my parents.
486
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,099
No. Okay, I just met them.
487
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,435
I am not coming out for you.
488
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:59,731
[grandma] Austin.
Oh, what a surprise!
489
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,942
Hello, Anderson grandparents.
490
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,652
Call me Josephine.
491
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,403
[grandpa] Grandpa gets it done.
492
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:09,366
[Austin] And don't you worry.
I got your smoked turkey.
493
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,409
He's arm-in-arm
with your grandma.
494
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,829
I am not with Austin.
I am with you, okay?
495
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,414
They're going to love you.
496
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,375
[grandma] Walk along
like you know how.
497
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,460
[grandpa] I'm waiting
for you, bitch.
498
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:22,796
Oh, I can walk. Look at the--
499
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,881
Oh, well, oh, good. okay. Well.
500
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,049
Well, keep up.
501
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,550
You're gonna be the death of me.
502
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,803
Oh, the death of you
will be your cholesterol.
503
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,305
Oh, really?
Did you ever hear of Lipitor?
504
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,099
- Oh, wait a second.
- Lepicore?
505
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,684
- Lipitor. Lipitor.
- I have no idea.
506
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,852
- Ask your doctor.
- Ask-- should I get some?
507
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,270
Jesus Christ.
508
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,232
- What are the side effects?
- Death.
509
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:48,113
[grandpa] Keep walking.
You don't have to wait for me.
510
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:51,282
- I don't need a helper.
- Well, you need something.
511
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:58,415
Let's go in there so that they
can see you by my side
512
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:02,127
and they can process it and I'll
clear this all up, alright?
513
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,422
Fine.
514
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,721
[grandma]
Happy Thanksgiving!
515
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:18,393
Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm so happy everyone's early.
516
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:21,604
You wore those pants again?
Look at them.
517
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,023
- Yeah?
- Yes, I did.
518
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,358
Well, thank heaven
I didn't dress up.
519
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,110
Well, they're
very comfortable. Here.
520
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,446
- They're very heinous.
- They may be heinous,
521
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:33,408
but something smells
awfully good.
522
00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:36,494
Well, this is so great
because, you know,
523
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:41,041
your son ate the entire pie
I was planning to serve for
breakfast.
524
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:42,625
[George] Oh, pie is okay for
breakfast.
525
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:45,336
Maybe everyone can
congregate in the living room.
526
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,380
Austin sent me
one of those smoked turkeys
527
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,300
- now I'm excited
about Thanksgiving.
- Mm-hm.
528
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,552
That's good.
This man ate a whole pie?
529
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,262
[George] Part of a pie.
She's exaggerating.
530
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,847
- [grandpa] Pig, oink.
- Uh, everyone?
531
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,724
Can I have your attention?
532
00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:01,895
- We're dating.
- [Rose] Yes, Austin and
Lauren are dating.
533
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,563
- You're misunderstanding.
- Oh, no, no.
534
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,732
- That's wonderful.
- [Lauren] No, Grandma. Stop it.
535
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,942
- No, Grandma,
stop kissing Austin.
- Oh, no, no, no.
536
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,445
It's not what you think.
But it's very meaningful.
537
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:12,572
- There's just a bit
of confusion here.
- Yeah, listen.
538
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:13,907
You work with Lauren?
539
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:17,118
Yeah. Hailey is a lawyer, um.
540
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,037
- She actually makes money.
- So do you.
541
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,414
- How is the writing coming?
- Bet you got a whole lot
542
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,624
of new material now.
543
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:26,461
Her writing's going really well.
Tell them.
544
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,505
- What kind of law?
- Uh, environmental law.
545
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,091
- All about shrubbery and bushes.
- [Rose] I love shrubbery.
546
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,468
I don't know anything about
environmental law,
547
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,678
but I learn something
new every day.
548
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:39,265
As did I, madame, the day
I married you 'til today.
549
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,017
What's the newest
thing you've learned?
550
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,311
You, ma'am, have major game.
551
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,896
- Alright, you two get a room.
- So, um,
552
00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,856
Hailey and I met in yoga.
553
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,150
Thought you weren't supposed
to talk in yoga.
554
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,652
Well, she hates rules.
555
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:51,986
Hailey is not my friend.
556
00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:53,196
She's your best friend.
557
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,073
I liked that picture of you
558
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:56,741
two on Instagram last
night. That was beautiful.
559
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,243
- She's talking about
the LPAC event.
- Yeah.
560
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,620
Lesbians for women in power.
561
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,956
Yeah, we got a bunch of
feminists in the house.
562
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:04,916
Are you two wearing
the same shirt?
563
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,085
Okay. Come with me.
564
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,628
[acoustic guitar music]
565
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,713
Okay. Excuse me.
566
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,173
He goes too?
567
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,222
- They're not listening.
- I told you.
568
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:20,974
No, like, they're really
not listening.
569
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,351
I mean, okay,
they're still my family.
570
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,563
[knocking]
571
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:29,023
[knock continues]
572
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,067
Jesus Christ! How many times
do I have to knock
573
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,735
before someone answers the door?
574
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:33,945
What's with the girl in the van?
575
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,488
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- Mike!
576
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,073
- Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
- Mike, Mike!
577
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,951
- What?
- You heard me.
578
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,245
I don't even know
what you're talking about! What?
579
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,956
Oh, I don't believe you.
Where's the cranberry sauce?
580
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,000
- What?
- I asked you to bring one thing.
581
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,002
Oh, wait. Oh, woah, woah.
I brought wine.
582
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,628
- Oh, great.
- I brought wine.
583
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,797
So we're drinking again.
That makes me happy.
584
00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:57,177
- So, this is your bedroom?
- This is it.
585
00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:00,513
I'm so glad we're sharing
this moment with Austin.
586
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,849
No one wants to out you guys
more than me right now.
587
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:06,186
- Why exactly are you here?
- How was I supposed to know
you were gonna drop
588
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,105
- the lez bomb today?
- Why did you send a turkey?
589
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,691
Because her grandmother
liked it last year.
590
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,986
You're deliberately
trying to sabotage me.
591
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,821
Shut up. Both of you.
592
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:20,783
We'll go with the flow and when
the right moment presents itself
593
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:24,871
- I will tell them we're
in a relationship.
- Okay.
594
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:28,166
Alright, listen, you just
have to rip off that Band-Aid.
595
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:31,044
- I didn't want there
to be any ripping.
- I know.
596
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:35,089
- It's not how it was
supposed to happen.
- Oh, I know.
597
00:28:35,298 --> 00:28:38,051
- Sorry.
- Hey, it's gonna be okay.
598
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,303
[light piano music]
599
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:48,269
- So, this is your bedroom?
- This is my bedroom.
600
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,522
All of this was made here.
601
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:55,610
How did you even fit on the bed
with all these stuffed animals?
602
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:59,405
I don't know.
I'm actually not sure.
603
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,616
- Who's this guy?
- This is Teddy.
604
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,077
- I lacked imagination.
- [Hailey laughs]
605
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:07,247
This is, like,
quite the introduction
to 6-year-old Lauren.
606
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:10,041
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
607
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,085
[light piano music fades]
608
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,003
- Hey, mom!
- Oh!
609
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:15,338
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- All my children.
610
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,131
Oh, it smells so good in here.
611
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:19,133
- You look so handsome.
- Really?
612
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:21,719
- Yes, I really like this hairdo.
- Why don't I have
a girlfriend then?
613
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,097
- This deserves a girlfriend.
- It's so touchable.
614
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:26,766
Hey, I did bring
a little bit of laundry
615
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,060
- Oh, how great,
I love doing laundry.
- for us to do.
616
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,271
But I don't know
how to do it. So I thought,
you know, you.
617
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:34,357
Yeah, we'll have a class
in that. It's all good.
618
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,612
[guy singing]
♪ Dashing
through the snow... ♪
619
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,572
[humming Christmas tune]
620
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,367
Honey, one holiday
at a time, please.
621
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,911
- Can I have my phone back now?
- Jess.
622
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:50,206
- Would you give her
the phone back?
- Don't make me the bad cop.
623
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:51,708
You are the bad cop.
624
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:54,711
- Hey. Don't push it.
- Thank you.
625
00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:01,217
[Ken] Okay, here we go.
Let's have a good time.
626
00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:06,931
[Jess]Can I please
have my phone now?
627
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,933
- No.
- [sighs]
628
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,393
And don't slam the door.
629
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,979
Can we just eat some food
and give thanks?
630
00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,148
No. I'm not thankful.
631
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,317
How about giving thanks
for me birthing you?
632
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,819
Push a child out of
your vagina for 32 hours.
633
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,988
- You won't be crying
about that phone.
- Mom, don't say vagina.
634
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:23,698
And don't mention
the spinach dip.
635
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,409
[door opens]
636
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,911
[guy] Hey, the good
guys are here!
637
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,456
Hey! Hi, are you?
638
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:35,001
[Rose] I'm very,
very well, Maggie.
639
00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:36,669
- Hey there, beautiful lady.
- Oh.
640
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:39,422
- Happy Thanksgiving, mom.
- You kiss her on the lips?
641
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:42,050
- I love you.
- Hey, tough guy. How you doin'?
642
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,468
- I'm doing great.
- Yeah?
643
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,386
I feel great.
I got the appetite back.
644
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:46,804
- How do I look?
- Like a 100 damn dollars.
645
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,598
You actually
asked him if he felt good?
646
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,933
Look at the woman's face
that he brought with him.
647
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,729
- I mean, how could you
not feel good?
- Pop, come on.
648
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,814
Jessica. Hi, Mike.
649
00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,107
- Maggie.
- Hi!
650
00:30:58,316 --> 00:30:59,525
The whole gang is here. Great.
651
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,277
- This is Hailey.
- John.
652
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:02,779
- Hi.
- Do you want some meat?
653
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,489
No, thanks,
I actually don't eat meat.
654
00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,824
- Oh.
- Are you a vegetarian?
655
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:10,703
- Yeah.
- Wait, you're the one that
turned my daughter vegetarian?
656
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,872
No, actually,
she turned me vegetarian.
657
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:16,876
- She doesn't eat meat,
but she eats pie.
- [grandma] So do you.
658
00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:19,212
- Mom, can I have my phone?
- Not until you learn that
659
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,172
my privacy is my privacy.
660
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,965
She has taken to filming me
in the bathroom.
661
00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:24,550
- Got enough?
- [Rose] Mm-hm.
662
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,719
On the toilet,
in the shower, waxing, shaving.
663
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,513
- Waxing is my favorite one.
- [Rose] Oh, my god.
664
00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,681
- Well, that's flattering.
- That's flattering, right?
665
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:34,852
- [Maggie] Yes, the evil spawn.
- [Rose] Real flattering.
666
00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,146
Somebody said
there was gonna be turkey.
667
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:39,899
- You are an evil spawn,
you really are.
- Oh, yes, it's hilarious.
668
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,402
- You should have some wine.
- I don't want wine.
669
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:45,613
- It's the bottle that
Hailey brought.
- Great.
670
00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:48,199
Is there a reason
you don't want wine?
671
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:50,785
- A specific reason?
- You like drinking?
672
00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:54,080
- That's it?
- Dad, I don't want wine.
673
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:55,248
- Do you want the wine?
- Ahh, No.
674
00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:57,166
I'm thinking you
might want some.
675
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,419
Lauren, can you grab me
some extra oven mitts
from downstairs?
676
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:01,754
- Oh, I'll go get them.
- The big-- Lauren, can you
677
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,548
show Hailey where
the extra oven mitts are?
678
00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:05,800
Mom, can you ask dad
why he's being crazy?
679
00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:08,261
- [grandma] She doesn't
want any wine.
- Where the hell is the turkey?
680
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:10,138
[John] Amen. I'm with Pop.
Let's eat.
681
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:11,597
[grandma] It's roast beef.
682
00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:14,142
- You need to talk to them.
- Okay.
683
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:18,229
- You need to drink that wine.
- Getting drunk's not
gonna fix anything.
684
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,231
- They think you're pregnant.
- No.
685
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,275
Oh, yeah. They think you
came home to tell them
686
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,651
you're in a relationship
with Austin
687
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:26,279
and you're pregnant.
Congratulations.
688
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:27,864
Oh, my God.
689
00:32:28,072 --> 00:32:31,826
I just need to get my mom
alone for, like, a minute.
690
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,327
Is someone smoking pot?
691
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,330
I don't think so. Nobody smokes.
692
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:39,876
[whispering] What?
693
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:47,508
[whispering] My uncle is smoking
weed in Pop-pop's bathroom!
694
00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:49,802
My uncle, this, my Pop-pop
used to live down here.
695
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:52,472
My uncle's in there
smoking and shaving.
My mom's gonna kill him.
696
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,057
- Why is he shaving?
- Why is he smoking?
697
00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:57,185
- Ask if he wants to share?
- That's not funny.
698
00:32:57,435 --> 00:32:58,978
- I'm not joking.
- I'll be right back.
699
00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:01,189
- No.
- Just give me, just give me
five minutes.
700
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:02,773
- No.
- Just give me-- Please.
701
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:05,193
Please just give me five
minutes to talk to my mom.
702
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:06,986
You get one minute.
703
00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:08,905
Only 'cause you look
so cute in that dress.
704
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,364
I like you in flannel.
705
00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:13,242
Relax. I'll be right back.
706
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,750
[mouthing] Shit.
707
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:22,335
Oh, good. Lauren.
708
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:23,628
- No, not right now.
- Your friend.
709
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,463
- No.
- Yeah, we had a connection.
710
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,173
- There's no connection.
- Tell me one thing.
711
00:33:27,423 --> 00:33:28,925
What kind of guys
does she date?
712
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,468
She is unavailable.
713
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:31,969
- Hey, listen.
- What?
714
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,430
Mike's smoking weed
in Pop-pop's bathroom.
715
00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:35,932
- Is he gonna share?
- John!
716
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,725
What? What do
you want me to do about it?
717
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,268
I just need everyone to pull
their shit together
718
00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:40,811
for five seconds
while I talk to mom.
719
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,271
- Can you just help me do that.
- That's fair.
720
00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:43,648
She's in the
kitchen, you know,
721
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,816
- basting away.
- Okay.
722
00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,445
- No. Where are you going? Stay.
- Where's Hailey? I just wanna
have a stimulating
723
00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:52,740
conversation with somebody
actually-- She seems smart.
I'll see you later.
724
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:58,329
- Here.
- What the hell?
This cannot be right.
725
00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:02,875
According to this, the turkey's
done. According to this,
we ate it already.
726
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:07,588
Vegetarian or not, you need to
try the smoked turkey, Lauren.
727
00:34:07,797 --> 00:34:10,132
- It was a gift from
your boyfriend.
- It wasn't.
728
00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:12,843
If she's gonna try meat,
it's gonna be my meat.
729
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:14,512
- Can you at least try my gravy?
- I'm not trying meat today.
730
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,430
Oh, yes, you are.
You're trying this gravy.
731
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,516
- You really want to.
- How about I try it,
and we can go talk?
732
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,309
- We're talking right now.
Try the gravy.
- We're not talking.
733
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:23,854
Mmm. It's so good, right?
It's really good.
734
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,022
Why?
735
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:28,067
This is the best one
I have ever made.
736
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:31,320
That is great.
737
00:34:31,529 --> 00:34:32,613
- Rose.
- Yeah.
738
00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,490
I hate to tell you.
739
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:37,118
You don't fry with olive oil.
740
00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:41,581
No, I learned that.
Oh, they told us that in Greece.
741
00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,583
- Never.
- Okay.
742
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:47,003
- We're in New Jersey.
- You use canola oil
or coconut oil.
743
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:49,130
Really? Huh!
744
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:53,092
You know, when I was
a young girl and I had
an itchy lady garden,
745
00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:57,305
- Excuse me?
- I put just a drop of olive
oil on a cotton swab and
746
00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:00,516
- pat it down there.
- Oh, my God!
747
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:02,768
That's so great.
748
00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:06,022
- How often would you do that?
- Every single time.
749
00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:09,442
- Have you ever had
an itch down there?
- Never.
750
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:11,944
- Never.
That's never happened to me.
- Mom, I need my phone.
751
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:13,904
- I need to film this.
- Oh, yeah, that's not happening
752
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,115
because you and your friends
do too much of that snatching--
753
00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:18,117
- Snap-snapping?
- of drugs and naked pictures.
754
00:35:18,326 --> 00:35:20,036
- I'm not doing any of that.
- Okay, whatever.
755
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:22,663
All I'm saying is your
generation is over-sexualized.
756
00:35:22,872 --> 00:35:25,124
No, that was never Lauren.
757
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,917
What? You were an angel.
758
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,920
Do you remember when you asked
me what this meant?
759
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,756
- I literally wanna die.
- Wait, what?
760
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:34,175
Some brat at school did that
761
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,510
and she wanted to know what he
was talking about, right?
762
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,221
Okay, can you stop making
that motion, forever.
763
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,931
This...? You, no.
764
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,516
Mom, let me live my life, okay?
765
00:35:42,725 --> 00:35:44,518
Tell them about
the Spin the Bottle.
766
00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:45,936
- Mom, this is not a roast!
- Okay, Lauren,
767
00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:48,773
Lauren called me
in seventh grade.
768
00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:51,067
- It was sixth grade.
- It was seventh grade.
769
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:54,904
- It was sixth grade.
- And everybody was playing
Spin the Bottle, right?
770
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:58,115
I didn't want my first kiss
to be with some random guy.
771
00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,409
- Right, and you
called me, your mom.
- Yes.
772
00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:03,663
I snuck off and called my mom
and asked her if I should play.
773
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,581
- What'd she say? What'd you say?
- I said you should do
774
00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:08,167
whatever you feel
comfortable doing.
775
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:12,546
But you hang up the phone and
don't tell anyone you called.
776
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:15,174
- Loser.
- Yes, I was not cool.
777
00:36:15,383 --> 00:36:17,927
I miss those days.
You told me everything.
778
00:36:19,804 --> 00:36:22,973
I just want some clarification.
You and Austin?
779
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,476
- Not together.
- Why are you keeping it secret?
780
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,813
I'm not keeping it a secret!
I've been trying
to tell everyone.
781
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:32,066
- We're not together!
- I've got an idea.
782
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:35,528
Take this, put it
in your hand and pray.
783
00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:39,407
And pray to God that
someday you figure out
784
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,118
that you can
get your shit together.
785
00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:45,663
- Put that rosary away.
- What shit?
786
00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,123
- Put it away.
- Why?
787
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:48,958
We only use it
for important things.
788
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:53,045
God belongs in your house
every day of your life, lady.
789
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:56,465
We're not talking
about God right now,
we're talking about your rosary.
790
00:36:56,674 --> 00:36:58,592
Jessica, do you have a
boyfriend? Change of subject.
791
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,219
I'm so into lacrosse players.
792
00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:02,763
- Is Austin a lacrosse player?
- Lacrosse?
793
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,807
Where do you see
lacrosse players?
794
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:06,225
You don't know what I do.
795
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,685
Rose, I need more--
796
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,019
Where are you going?
I need more chairs.
797
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,021
- They're in the basement.
- Mike's, uh,
798
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,940
- smoking weed down there.
- What?!
799
00:37:13,149 --> 00:37:15,234
How is that surprising?
What are you chewing?
800
00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:16,444
Nothing, I'm not chewing.
801
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:19,238
Look at that! One of my cookies!
802
00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:23,909
- [Rose] Mike!
- What?!
803
00:37:24,118 --> 00:37:27,913
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm shaving!
804
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,749
- I smell weed.
- I'm shaving!
805
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:31,542
You're smoking in our
deceased father's bathroom!
806
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:32,918
- It's all in your head.
- No.
807
00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:35,087
I'm telling you, Rose,
stop it. Ah!
808
00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,214
- Rose, there's something
wrong with you.
- Where is it, where is it?
809
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:39,300
- What are you laughing at?
- Rose, I'm kind of
worried about you.
810
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,926
- What is so goddamn funny?
- You don't look
normal right now.
811
00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:42,887
- You don't look normal.
- You are doing--
812
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:45,347
No, I'm kind of depressed!
I've gotta relax!
813
00:37:45,556 --> 00:37:47,767
- Oh, yeah. That's called
being an adult! Welcome to--
- Okay, Rose.
814
00:37:47,975 --> 00:37:50,561
You look like Grandma,
you look just like grandma.
815
00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:53,272
I am so going to kill you.
Goddamn it.
816
00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:59,153
- I have had it.
I am not your goddamn mother!
- I didn't do anything!
817
00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:04,575
Right over there
I saw Lauren kiss Hailey.
818
00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:06,619
Lauren's dating Austin.
819
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:08,287
[acoustic guitar music]
820
00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:10,498
Kids these days think they can
have their gluten-free
821
00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:12,541
cake and eat it too.
822
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,877
Well, what should
we do about it?
823
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,838
You do nothing.
I'll handle this.
824
00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:23,928
You put those hands on me,
you get bossy
825
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:29,683
and it turns me on, still.
826
00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:32,269
- So, no meat at all?
- Nope.
827
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:35,773
- Well, where do you
get your protein?
- Oh, Hailey eats fish.
828
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:38,651
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.
There's a name for that.
829
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:40,986
It's a p, p, pescatarian.
830
00:38:41,195 --> 00:38:42,947
- You're a pescatarian.
- No, I'm not.
831
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:45,032
- Semantics.
- Maybe I should
be a pescatarian.
832
00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:47,701
Hey, we were just talking about
Hailey's meat-eating habits.
833
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:49,662
Austin's telling your
brother I eat fish.
834
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:50,913
What do you think
about that, Lauren?
835
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:52,790
Gosh, it starts
with a P, right?
836
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,500
- Yeah, pescaterian.
- It's on the tip of the-- No.
837
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,335
- That's right. Am I wrong?
- No, it's not. That's not it.
838
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:59,338
- [grandma] Lauren? Lauren!
- [John] Oh, no.
839
00:38:59,547 --> 00:39:00,840
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
840
00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:02,925
Not pescatarian.
I'll tell you later.
841
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,844
I wanna make sure you're
comfortable, you know?
842
00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:06,679
Mi casa is your house.
843
00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:07,805
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
844
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,390
You play lacrosse?
845
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:10,933
Yeah, in high school.
846
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,185
Hm. Nice.
847
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:16,897
- Lauren!
- What's going on, Grandma?
848
00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:19,525
You never bring the side dish
with the main dish.
849
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:20,818
Huh?
850
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:23,112
You don't think I know
what's going on?
851
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,116
- You and Hailey?
- Yes. Me and Hailey.
852
00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:28,993
Yeah. Wow.
853
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:31,704
I didn't think that you'd be the
first person to figure that out.
854
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:35,249
You like to share your
vegetarian plates and throw meat
in when you feel like it.
855
00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,877
- Wait, what?
- You, Hailey, Austin.
856
00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:40,379
I don't care what you do on
your own personal time,
857
00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:43,924
but you don't bring the side
dish with the main course home
for the holidays.
858
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:45,676
No, I'm with Hailey.
There's not Austin.
859
00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,094
There's no side dish.
860
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:50,723
Don't bullshit me.
He sent a turkey.
861
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:52,099
I'm not bullshitting you.
862
00:39:52,308 --> 00:39:55,019
Hey, Lauren. Your brother's....
863
00:39:57,062 --> 00:40:01,442
- Yeah. John?
Stop waving at my friend.
- Quit cock-blocking me.
864
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:02,818
I'm watching you.
865
00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:08,407
Shut the door.
It's cold outside.
866
00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:11,827
Uh...
867
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,122
I saw the two of you kissing.
868
00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,710
Nice seeing you both.
869
00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:22,755
What? What do you want?
870
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:25,799
- John, stop hitting on Hailey.
- Okay. I think she might
be into it,
871
00:40:26,008 --> 00:40:28,052
- so I really don't wanna stop.
- She's not into it.
She's not into it.
872
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:29,929
- Okay, she might be.
- She's not into it at all.
873
00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:31,430
You know what?
I'm picking up some things.
874
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:32,681
And if you think I don't know
875
00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:34,058
when I'm getting the eyes,
876
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,893
- Then you're wrong.
- There's no eyes.
877
00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:37,561
- You're not her type.
- This is one of those amazing,
878
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,438
beautiful romances that's just
starting to blossom.
879
00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:41,148
- What are you talking about?
- You can't cover it up.
880
00:40:41,357 --> 00:40:42,816
- She just showed up!
- Well, yeah. You know.
881
00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:44,360
- John, listen to me.
- You have to relax!
882
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,111
- I sense that you're worked up.
- Listen to me!
883
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,197
- OK.
- Hailey is my girlfriend.
884
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:51,450
Oh. Oh.
885
00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:53,535
- Okay?
- Yeah.
886
00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:55,955
- But, you made out with tons of
my friends in high school.
- Oh, my God,
887
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:58,457
- I made out with one and it
wasn't Thanksgiving. Let it go!
- But you did. I saw
888
00:40:58,666 --> 00:41:00,292
- I owe you one. I owe you one.
- Don't-- Put your finger away!
889
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,961
- I owe you one.
- Put the finger away.
890
00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:03,462
Okay. You know what?
If you don't think
891
00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:04,838
I can make out with her,
892
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:06,507
then I will take
that as a challenge.
893
00:41:07,383 --> 00:41:09,635
- Don't.
- You're room smells like farts.
894
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:12,262
- Get out.
- So maybe you wanna
do something about that.
895
00:41:13,806 --> 00:41:15,975
[soft guitar music]
896
00:41:25,818 --> 00:41:28,237
Why don't you get over there
so I can keep an eye on you.
897
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,163
[sighs]
898
00:41:38,372 --> 00:41:40,165
- You alright?
- Oh, yeah.
899
00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:42,459
Yeah, they just they did a lot
of cutting around the muscle.
900
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:45,295
So you're gonna blame cancer
for your shitty golf game?
901
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,966
You look alright, buddy.
902
00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:51,051
Don't lie to me.
I look like shit.
903
00:41:51,301 --> 00:41:52,761
Well, there's that.
904
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,766
Hey, what's the deal
with dad and the rosary?
905
00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:00,811
Well, he, uh...
906
00:42:03,439 --> 00:42:06,025
promised to do the rosary every
day if you'd beat cancer.
907
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:09,528
So, he's screwed.
908
00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:16,660
You look good, though.
You eating healthy?
909
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:20,080
- From the guy who eats pie
for breakfast.
- And lunch.
910
00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:22,499
- You know, George, I feel good.
- Good.
911
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:27,796
- I feel like a teenager.
- Like a really old,
out of shape teenager.
912
00:42:28,047 --> 00:42:29,339
[soft guitar music]
913
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,468
Fore! On your house!
914
00:42:37,306 --> 00:42:38,682
[soft guitar music fades]
915
00:42:38,891 --> 00:42:41,477
Okay. I need a new thermometer.
916
00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:45,230
Lauren, get me a new
thermometer for Christmas.
917
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:46,982
- That's all I want.
- Great.
918
00:42:47,191 --> 00:42:48,400
- [John] I'm hungry.
- [Rose] Hey, sweetie?
919
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:51,278
I have your baby clothes
up in the attic.
920
00:42:51,487 --> 00:42:53,781
- Mom, there's no reason
for baby clothes.
- Oh, okay.
921
00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:55,657
Is something burning in here?
922
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:59,745
No, it's the smoked turkey?
I mean, my turkey's fine.
923
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,080
- It smells.
- That's not a turkey.
924
00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:02,706
Yeah, what's with
the smoked turkey?
925
00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,917
- It's a family tradition.
- [John] Hailey, what's up?
926
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,169
I am gonna be
an awesome grandma.
927
00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:11,590
Yo, would a rational,
pregnant person do this?!
928
00:43:11,799 --> 00:43:14,510
- [Ken] Yeah, boy. Oh, boy.
- [John] God. Wow. Oh, Wow.
929
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,638
[John] No, no way to get that.
930
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:20,265
- Oh, my god, no.
- So awesome.
931
00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:22,267
- There's no baby.
- You just killed it.
932
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:25,437
There was never a baby, mom.
There was never a baby.
933
00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:26,730
[smoke alarm]
934
00:43:26,939 --> 00:43:28,107
- Get the turkey!
- Wait, wait!
935
00:43:28,315 --> 00:43:30,109
Okay, everybody out now!
936
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:33,904
[indistinct shouting]
937
00:43:34,113 --> 00:43:36,031
Save the turkey and get out!
Come on!
938
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,034
Hailey and I have
been dating for six months.
939
00:43:39,243 --> 00:43:41,370
No one seems
to give a shit about anything.
940
00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:43,789
- [Rose] Move, move get out!
- Alright, we're coming!
941
00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:45,624
[fast-paced guitar music]
942
00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:47,709
George! Where are mom and dad?
943
00:43:47,918 --> 00:43:49,878
Has anybody seen my brother?
944
00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:52,464
Okay, we gotta go now.
We gotta go.
945
00:43:53,215 --> 00:43:56,760
[firefighter]
The house
is okay, but the basement's got
a lot of smoke damage.
946
00:43:57,553 --> 00:44:00,139
- What caused the fire?
- A joint, Chief.
947
00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:03,725
[firefighter]
Does he wanna
share?
948
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:09,815
[Lauren] It's gonna be ok, mom.
Why don't we go to the motel
and have Thanksgiving there?
949
00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:12,734
[Rose] Yeah, okay. Okay.
950
00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:14,319
[fast-paced guitar music fades]
951
00:44:14,528 --> 00:44:17,781
- Oh, my God,
it's all dad's stuff.
- I know.
952
00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:19,825
His--
953
00:44:20,033 --> 00:44:22,119
- His baseball bats.
- I know.
954
00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:26,707
- It's gonna be okay.
- His bird box and--
955
00:44:26,915 --> 00:44:29,585
- It's gonna be okay.
- Oh, God.
956
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,422
- Yeah.
- Um.
957
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:34,798
I'll be right back.
Are you gonna be okay?
958
00:44:35,007 --> 00:44:36,091
Yep.
959
00:44:40,596 --> 00:44:42,806
- Oh! Oh.
- Happy Thanksgiving, Rose.
960
00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:44,892
- Oh, Happy Thanksgiving
to you, too.
- And that is one hell of a way
961
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,643
to smoke a turkey.
962
00:44:49,146 --> 00:44:50,689
Dick.
963
00:44:50,898 --> 00:44:52,357
Hey, where are you going?
964
00:44:52,566 --> 00:44:54,902
Your brother's going to give
me a ride to the station.
965
00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:56,737
I tried to tell them,
you heard me.
966
00:44:56,945 --> 00:45:00,115
No, I know, I'm sorry. Look,
I'm just really uncomfortable.
967
00:45:00,324 --> 00:45:01,700
- I mean, this is crazy, right?
- John?
968
00:45:01,909 --> 00:45:03,619
- What?
- Hailey's staying.
You're staying.
969
00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:05,245
No, she said she wanted a ride.
I'll give her a ride.
970
00:45:05,454 --> 00:45:06,705
What's your deal anyway?
You seem
971
00:45:06,914 --> 00:45:08,373
- really depressed.
- Give me Hailey's bag.
972
00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:10,542
I can hold onto a bag, okay?
973
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:15,088
You have to stay, please.
I need my friend's support.
974
00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:19,009
Look, I get it that your family
doesn't wanna hear about
your friend today.
975
00:45:19,218 --> 00:45:20,552
But I think they need to know.
976
00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:23,055
I need to know that my
friend has my back.
977
00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:26,391
And I need my friend to be open
and honest about her feelings.
978
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,227
Friends are there even
when it's inconvenient.
979
00:45:28,435 --> 00:45:30,020
They're there when you
need them the most.
980
00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:32,564
She sounds like she's pretty
hard to be friends with, right?
981
00:45:32,731 --> 00:45:34,816
- Probably not even bother.
- Give me Hailey's bag.
982
00:45:35,025 --> 00:45:36,735
- Hey, you should mediate
a little bit.
- Give me Hailey's bag.
983
00:45:36,944 --> 00:45:38,320
- Sibling rivalry. Hey, guys.
- I think it would be good.
984
00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,155
- Who am I riding with?
- Guys, we can,
985
00:45:40,364 --> 00:45:43,075
we can fit we can fit
three in our backseat.
986
00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:46,578
- Mom, you're gonna get sick.
- [Mike] Hey, we got the food
in the driveway!
987
00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:49,248
- We can have, like,
a picnic, man!
- Oh, make him be quiet.
988
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,208
- It's a beautiful day, you know!
- Make him shut up.
989
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:53,418
- Make him shut up or I will die.
- Come on, we're all
here, you know?
990
00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:55,796
I mean, there's no reason
we all gotta climb
991
00:45:56,004 --> 00:45:57,839
in the car and go to the motel!
992
00:45:58,048 --> 00:45:59,633
- Seriously!
- Hey, Austin.
993
00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:01,760
My parents said
you're coming with us.
994
00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:03,011
Cool.
995
00:46:03,262 --> 00:46:04,471
- Uhh.
- I know.
996
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:07,266
- We're just gonna
go to the motel.
- Okay.
997
00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:10,018
And we're gonna have a perfect
Thanksgiving dinner.
998
00:46:10,227 --> 00:46:12,729
- You're gonna come.
- You are a saint
999
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:14,398
for putting up with all this.
1000
00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:17,693
- Oh, Mrs. Anderson.
- Oh, it's gonna be okay.
1001
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:20,862
These are Ken's keys, and this
is Ken's car, but it's just
1002
00:46:21,071 --> 00:46:22,489
- they're not working
for Ken and--
- Sweetie
1003
00:46:22,698 --> 00:46:24,408
find the keys
that work for that car
1004
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:27,411
or find a car that
goes with those keys, okay?
1005
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,246
Johnny?
Put on your big boy pants.
1006
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,957
Don't let the panic win.
So, you're coming back
1007
00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,084
to the motel with us, right?
1008
00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:35,877
- Oh, yes, you are. Yes, you are.
- Yeah.
1009
00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:38,880
- Thank you so much
for having me.
- Oh, you're welcome.
1010
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,549
- So, we're just all gonna
go to the motel?
- Yep.
1011
00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:43,051
- Alright. Roommates.
- John!
1012
00:46:43,302 --> 00:46:44,803
- What?
- Leave Hailey alone.
1013
00:46:45,012 --> 00:46:46,805
I'm not, not leaving her alone.
1014
00:46:47,014 --> 00:46:48,765
- You're talking too much.
- I've been talking to everybody.
1015
00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:50,517
- Stop it, just go away.
- Guys, guys?
1016
00:46:50,726 --> 00:46:52,185
- Stop it, just go away.
- Guys, guys?
1017
00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:53,437
- I can't go in the house.
- Okay.
1018
00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:55,272
- He's a moron.
- Here we go.
1019
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,857
- He's a moron.
- Here we go, come.
1020
00:46:57,065 --> 00:47:00,319
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
he's harassing you.
1021
00:47:00,527 --> 00:47:02,112
- [John] Work on your attitude!
- We're good?
1022
00:47:02,321 --> 00:47:04,656
- [Lauren] Shut up!
- We're all good!
1023
00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:07,075
[acoustic guitar music]
1024
00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:18,837
What's with the smoked turkey?
1025
00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:20,964
How many times are we gonna go
through this today?
1026
00:47:21,173 --> 00:47:22,507
[Rose] Austin sent it.
1027
00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,676
What? He doesn't
like your turkey?
1028
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:27,012
Does Austin not like my turkey?
1029
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,805
No, mom. It was just a gesture.
1030
00:47:29,014 --> 00:47:31,892
It was a peace offering.
He knew I wanted to kill him.
1031
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:34,895
If you're gonna eat turkey
today, it's gonna be my turkey.
1032
00:47:35,103 --> 00:47:37,689
See, Lauren?
Your mom doesn't want you
eating Austin's meat.
1033
00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:40,484
- I thought you don't eat meat.
- I don't.
1034
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,819
Do you have any allergies
I should know about, Hailey?
1035
00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:45,530
- Just bees.
- Okay, I'm not gonna cook bees,
1036
00:47:45,739 --> 00:47:48,200
so that's fine.
I was gonna make us dinner.
1037
00:47:48,408 --> 00:47:49,785
Oh, my God.
1038
00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,454
[guitar music intensifies]
1039
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,381
Oh.
1040
00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:06,343
So, now, how long have you and
Lauren been officially together?
1041
00:48:06,593 --> 00:48:08,303
- Yeah, no, it's not official.
- Oh.
1042
00:48:08,512 --> 00:48:10,847
- What the hell
would you call it?
- Keeping your options open?
1043
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,599
Yep, nope! that's not--
1044
00:48:12,808 --> 00:48:16,061
Not keeping our options open.
We're just roommates.
1045
00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:17,854
Mm-hm.
1046
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,398
Roommates.
1047
00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:22,776
No phone. Disgusting casserole.
1048
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:26,238
Hey, it is not a casserole,
it is a spinach dip.
1049
00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:30,742
And it's the best
goddamn spinach dip
in this part of the country.
1050
00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:33,412
- Yeah.
- Salty, it's buttery,
1051
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,539
the edges get
a little bit texture-y.
1052
00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:38,417
It's fantastic. That, to me,
I mean, I don't know.
1053
00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:41,378
- It just seems perfect.
- Well, also I steam--
1054
00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:45,424
If you pull it out
a little early, sometimes
we get a situation.
1055
00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,717
[guitar music continues]
1056
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:22,794
[guitar music fades]
1057
00:49:22,961 --> 00:49:24,212
Are you kidding me?
1058
00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:29,634
- Hey, mom?
- Yeah, sweetie.
1059
00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,970
Let's try to enjoy
what's left of the day.
1060
00:49:32,179 --> 00:49:34,723
Pop-pop would have wanted us to
have a lovely Thanksgiving.
1061
00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:37,976
- That was very well put.
- Okay? Okay?
1062
00:49:38,185 --> 00:49:39,895
- Alright?
- Wait a sec, what?
1063
00:49:40,812 --> 00:49:42,230
[John] Probably I'll stay
over there and we'll--
1064
00:49:42,439 --> 00:49:44,357
Hey, John, maybe make
yourself useful.
1065
00:49:44,566 --> 00:49:46,401
Yeah, no problem.
I was just saying we could
figure out sleeping
1066
00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:47,652
arrangements whenever
it's good for everyone.
1067
00:49:47,861 --> 00:49:49,070
We're obviously sharing a room.
1068
00:49:49,279 --> 00:49:50,322
It's not an option.
1069
00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:52,157
Hey, listen. My mom is at
1070
00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:55,535
boiling point. Let me just bring
her back to zero, okay?
1071
00:49:55,744 --> 00:49:57,037
I get it. I get it.
1072
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,915
It's all about preserving
your mom's emotions.
1073
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:03,001
You know, maybe I should
just get together with John.
1074
00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:05,670
- That'll make her happy.
- You're being ridiculous.
1075
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,881
Your cousin
is sexually harassing me.
1076
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:11,468
You need to deal with that.
I can't deal with
anything else today.
1077
00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:12,928
- Can you take this?
- Yeah.
1078
00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:16,181
Okay, okay, I got it. I got it.
1079
00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:18,934
What is going on here?
This parking lot
is for guests only.
1080
00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:21,770
- Hey, is everything okay here?
- Everything is great.
1081
00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:24,606
Guests only, please.
1082
00:50:25,357 --> 00:50:27,025
- I'm with Mike.
- Yeah.
1083
00:50:27,234 --> 00:50:31,071
She's, uh... Ro-- Emma.
This is my guest.
1084
00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:32,906
- Yes, hello, family
- Yeah.
1085
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,200
that was not supposed
to be here with me today.
1086
00:50:35,408 --> 00:50:36,910
- We had this little accident
at the house.
- Little accident?
1087
00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:38,912
- Little? Little my ass
- Is everything okay here?
1088
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,122
- You're little. You're little.
- Is everything okay here, mom?
1089
00:50:41,331 --> 00:50:42,666
- Jeez.
- Everything is fine.
1090
00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:44,376
- Bring it down a notch.
- Everything's fine.
1091
00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:46,628
Come on. We're gonna
go have some dinner and
1092
00:50:46,878 --> 00:50:49,381
our bellies will be full of
surprise, we'll be on our way.
1093
00:50:49,589 --> 00:50:53,552
Let's, you know, we'll--
Let's make the most of it,
the best of it.
1094
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,679
Right? The best of it.
1095
00:50:55,887 --> 00:50:57,806
Hey, mom, can I grab a key for
me and Hailey to grab a room?
1096
00:50:58,014 --> 00:50:59,516
- Yes, go ahead.
- Okay. You good here?
1097
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:00,767
Yeah, I'm great here.
1098
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:08,525
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at you.
1099
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,658
You know, today was supposed
to be a really important day.
1100
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:19,369
Yeah, well, how was
I supposed to know that?
1101
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:23,039
- Why exactly are you here?
- 'Cause, I like Lauren's family.
1102
00:51:23,206 --> 00:51:24,833
- What?
- You like Lauren.
1103
00:51:25,041 --> 00:51:28,628
Okay. Alright. Alright.
Look, you're frustrated,
1104
00:51:28,837 --> 00:51:31,464
because her family
welcomed me with open arms.
1105
00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:33,133
- No, no.
- Yeah.
1106
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:34,884
I'm frustrated because you've
1107
00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:37,846
managed to hijack
the entire day.
1108
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:40,932
- They think you
guys are a couple.
- That's not my fault.
1109
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:45,312
You and Lauren are never going
to be a couple, okay?
1110
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,606
I hope you realize that.
1111
00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:56,406
You guys have been dating
for six months, right?
1112
00:51:56,615 --> 00:51:58,700
We've been living together
for three years.
1113
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:02,078
Guess who knows Lauren better?
1114
00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:08,293
- How the hell did Mike
start that fire?
- Smoking pot.
1115
00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:11,171
- Where'd he get the weed?
- He's probably dealing again.
1116
00:52:11,379 --> 00:52:14,007
- I didn't realize
he was selling ever.
- Oh, yeah.
1117
00:52:14,215 --> 00:52:15,675
Interesting.
1118
00:52:15,884 --> 00:52:18,094
- Interesting.
- Failed at it, of course.
1119
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:20,305
- He'll probably fail
at it again.
- Yeah.
1120
00:52:20,513 --> 00:52:22,641
- They're ripping out
the flowers again!
- Who?
1121
00:52:22,849 --> 00:52:24,392
- I don't--
- Holy--!
1122
00:52:24,601 --> 00:52:26,019
Fuck!
1123
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,730
Johnny, stop pretending to help.
You can actually help.
1124
00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,649
Well, it's heavier
than it looks, mom.
1125
00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:32,400
I'm putting the spinach
dip right here.
1126
00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:33,985
Okay, that's great, Maggie.
1127
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,571
[indistinct chatter]
1128
00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:44,996
- I can do that.
- Let me help you
with this, Mrs. Anderson.
1129
00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:47,499
I'm happy to help.
I can just spread
1130
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:50,919
a tablecloth or whatever
I need to do here.
1131
00:52:52,504 --> 00:52:54,089
Relax if you want or--
1132
00:52:54,297 --> 00:52:55,715
Oh! Yeah.
1133
00:53:03,682 --> 00:53:04,808
- George?
- Hey!
1134
00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,309
Watch the damn turkey video.
1135
00:53:06,518 --> 00:53:08,228
Okay, I will watch the video.
1136
00:53:08,436 --> 00:53:09,813
- Now.
- Absolutely.
1137
00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:12,273
- Why wouldn't I?
- [Ronnie] Rose!
1138
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:13,441
Somebody's calling!
1139
00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:16,111
Would you mind
closing the door, honey?
1140
00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:25,745
- Yeah?
- Ah-hah.
1141
00:53:27,706 --> 00:53:29,791
Your brother and his friend.
1142
00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,584
Yeah, I know, I know.
What the hell's going on here?
1143
00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:34,546
Let me call the police.
I got this.
1144
00:53:34,754 --> 00:53:36,506
I can't call the cops on Mikey.
1145
00:53:36,715 --> 00:53:40,719
That's why you're gonna let me
call the cops on him, okay?
1146
00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:43,054
- I can't.
- Yeah, you can do it.
1147
00:53:44,681 --> 00:53:48,643
- Just come inside
and just act normal.
- I am not going inside.
1148
00:53:48,852 --> 00:53:50,895
- Are you out of your mind?
- Please come inside?
1149
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,732
Please come inside?
Do you wanna get this done?
1150
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:56,067
- Oh, my--
- Are we gonna get this done?
Are we gonna be professional?
1151
00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:58,194
- Let's go inside.
- Do you wanna be professional?
1152
00:53:58,403 --> 00:53:59,863
- I am a professional.
- Do you wanna try and
be a professional?
1153
00:54:00,071 --> 00:54:01,531
Oh, my God! You are
the absolute worst!
1154
00:54:01,698 --> 00:54:03,199
I've been a professional
for a while.
1155
00:54:03,366 --> 00:54:04,325
Oh, yeah, so professional.
1156
00:54:04,534 --> 00:54:06,578
We can stay in here tonight.
1157
00:54:06,786 --> 00:54:08,788
Shouldn't we be sleeping
in separate beds?
1158
00:54:09,873 --> 00:54:11,666
- [knocking]
- Funny.
1159
00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:13,918
Lauren. Okay.
1160
00:54:14,127 --> 00:54:16,004
I think Uncle
Mike's dating a gay lady.
1161
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,466
Yeah. I know a lesbian
when I see one.
1162
00:54:19,674 --> 00:54:21,176
- Hi, Hailey.
- Hey.
1163
00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:22,677
What are you doin'?
What are you guys doin'?
1164
00:54:22,886 --> 00:54:24,220
- Okay, bye.
- Okay, bye.
1165
00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:27,932
- Impeccable gaydar, that one.
- Spot on.
1166
00:54:28,141 --> 00:54:30,101
I'm glad there's so many
love connections happening.
1167
00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:33,229
I know, and my whole family
will know about this one.
1168
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:37,734
We'll be laughing about
this someday, I'm sure.
1169
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,030
It's nice to have a moment
away from my family.
1170
00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:47,076
I was really excited
to meet them today.
1171
00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:48,286
I know.
1172
00:54:49,913 --> 00:54:53,792
They're gonna love you. I'm
sorry it didn't go as planned.
1173
00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:56,336
[soft piano music]
1174
00:54:57,796 --> 00:54:59,172
It just...
1175
00:55:00,507 --> 00:55:03,802
doesn't feel good
not to be worth talking about.
1176
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:07,138
Of course you're
worth talking about.
1177
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:11,059
You know, I adore you.
1178
00:55:23,613 --> 00:55:24,989
- Hey, dad?
- Hey.
1179
00:55:25,198 --> 00:55:27,450
I really need to talk to you.
1180
00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:29,619
Yeah, you and Austin
are not sharing a room.
1181
00:55:29,828 --> 00:55:32,622
- That's not happening.
- I don't wanna share
a room with Austin.
1182
00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:35,458
It's the first
Thanksgiving without Pop-pop.
1183
00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:39,504
It's really important that we
make this a nice dinner for mom.
1184
00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:41,798
There's something I have
to talk to you both about.
1185
00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:43,675
Oh, yeah, what's up?
1186
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:46,678
- Hailey and I--
- I mean, you're right
about your mom.
1187
00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:49,931
She's not having
an easy go of it
1188
00:55:50,682 --> 00:55:52,183
with Pop-pop passing and...
1189
00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:55,520
this place.
1190
00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:58,690
Mike. She's sad.
1191
00:56:00,275 --> 00:56:04,237
She misses you. You guys were
so close, you know?
1192
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:06,656
We're still close, dad.
1193
00:56:06,865 --> 00:56:08,324
You wanted to tell me something?
1194
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:13,204
Let's just have a really
nice Thanksgiving dinner?
1195
00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:16,124
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts
with the carving, apparently.
1196
00:56:16,332 --> 00:56:18,626
- I mean, just watch the video.
- Is it just "YouTube carving,"
1197
00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:21,212
"YouTube
comma carving?"
1198
00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:26,426
"Turkey video carving"
in the Internet will
lead you right there.
1199
00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:28,428
Right there.
1200
00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:31,139
This was supposed
to be an easy merchandise move.
1201
00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:33,141
And now you're asking me to
pretend to be your girlfriend.
1202
00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:35,894
Just relax, Emma.
Everybody's gonna be eating.
1203
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:37,395
You can do your business.
1204
00:56:37,604 --> 00:56:39,272
Yeah, I hope
I can do my business, okay?
1205
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,232
You weren't even
supposed to be here, okay?
1206
00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:43,818
- You don't mess with the cartel!
- Okay!
1207
00:56:44,027 --> 00:56:45,653
And that's another thing
about the cartel!
1208
00:56:45,862 --> 00:56:47,322
- I should be
part of this cartel!
- Hey, guys.
1209
00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:49,407
- I've been wanting--
- For the last time--
1210
00:56:49,616 --> 00:56:51,284
- What are you guys
doing out here?
- Not much.
1211
00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:52,952
Nature.
1212
00:56:53,161 --> 00:56:55,705
Question. You carryin'?
1213
00:56:55,914 --> 00:56:57,290
What?
1214
00:56:57,498 --> 00:56:58,541
You know. Hey.
1215
00:57:00,043 --> 00:57:02,420
Oh, man, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
1216
00:57:02,629 --> 00:57:04,589
Come on, Mike.
1217
00:57:04,797 --> 00:57:07,759
Yes, hi. He is selling.
1218
00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:11,054
Dude, this is my
sister's husband's brother.
1219
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:15,725
I don't care who he is.
We have merchandise to move.
1220
00:57:15,934 --> 00:57:17,685
How much are you looking for?
1221
00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:20,229
A joint?
1222
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,940
Now you're
just wasting my time.
1223
00:57:22,774 --> 00:57:25,526
- Oh, mom's stuffing is so good.
- Thank you, sweetie.
1224
00:57:25,735 --> 00:57:29,906
So, Hailey, how strict
a vegetarian would you say
that you are?
1225
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,950
Hey, John?
We're exclusively vegetarian.
1226
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,744
I mean, can she handle,
like, a little sausage?
1227
00:57:34,953 --> 00:57:37,705
Come on. What the hell's
the matter with you?
1228
00:57:37,914 --> 00:57:40,708
I just want her to taste
mom's stuffing. There's bits
of little sausages in it.
1229
00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:44,003
I don't even know whether to
accept that as what that is,
1230
00:57:44,212 --> 00:57:47,006
but it's the grimmest shirt
I ever saw in my life
that you're wearing.
1231
00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:49,801
Grandpa, I couldn't agree more.
That's the ugliest sweater
I've ever seen.
1232
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:54,514
Well, truthfully,
I don't love it either,
but mom picked it out
1233
00:57:54,722 --> 00:57:56,307
- Wow.
- and she is great.
1234
00:57:56,516 --> 00:58:00,353
So, Hailey,
I'm a good man with a good soul.
1235
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:03,022
There's a good chance
I'm gonna murder you
this Thanksgiving, John.
1236
00:58:03,231 --> 00:58:07,652
Yeah, well,
I took out a hell of a life
insurance policy on myself
1237
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,654
so you can
make me a very rich man.
1238
00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:12,031
[solo guitar music]
1239
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:18,955
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
1240
00:58:19,998 --> 00:58:21,791
Mike sold me some weed.
1241
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,543
Oh, my God, we have a teenage
daughter in there
1242
00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:24,961
and you're out here doing drugs?
1243
00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:26,546
Barely. Come on.
1244
00:58:26,754 --> 00:58:28,881
That is a shit ton of weed!
1245
00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:30,717
Honey, they don't
sell it like they used to.
1246
00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:34,137
- And you plan on
smoking all of that?
- I don't know.
1247
00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:36,431
Mike's girlfriend
scared the shit out of me.
1248
00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:42,520
- How are you feelin'?
- Better.
1249
00:58:42,729 --> 00:58:44,355
Well, get back inside,
1250
00:58:46,024 --> 00:58:47,275
before you get us all arrested.
1251
00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:52,613
What the hell?
1252
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:54,782
[John] Do you need help
with the chair?
1253
00:58:54,991 --> 00:58:55,992
[soft guitar music]
1254
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,535
[Hailey] Uh, no. I've got it.
1255
00:58:57,744 --> 00:58:59,328
[indistinct chatter]
1256
00:59:08,421 --> 00:59:10,048
Hey, what you got there,
Josephine?
1257
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:13,551
- Digestive enzymes.
- Nice.
1258
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,095
Lot of food to digest today...
1259
00:59:17,263 --> 00:59:19,974
as well as new information.
1260
00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:22,101
[John] What kind of information?
1261
00:59:23,394 --> 00:59:27,565
[Ken] Look what I found.
Look what I found.
My spinach dip.
1262
00:59:27,774 --> 00:59:28,900
[Maggie] Somebody's dug into it.
I didn't even get a taste.
1263
00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:30,985
There was a guy [indistinct].
1264
00:59:31,194 --> 00:59:34,113
Oh, honey. It's perfect.
1265
00:59:35,073 --> 00:59:38,451
Happy Thanksgiving.
Can you move, Johnny?
1266
00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:40,953
[grandma] Don't worry about
dropping it, it's dead.
1267
00:59:41,162 --> 00:59:42,997
Here we go.
1268
00:59:43,206 --> 00:59:45,583
What we need to do is carve it.
1269
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:48,961
It just needs to be
carved and then we're,
we're good, we're all good.
1270
00:59:49,170 --> 00:59:52,048
Rose, that turkey
looks like ass. Old ass.
1271
00:59:52,298 --> 00:59:54,092
You know what?
You look like old-- Mikey,
1272
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,469
would you please come into
the kitchen with me?
1273
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:59,013
- I'd rather stay here.
- I think I'd rather you--
1274
01:00:02,058 --> 01:00:04,644
- Ow! You wrinkled my good shirt!
- You tell me what's going on.
1275
01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:07,271
You tell me what's going on
or I am calling the cops
on your friend.
1276
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,066
Sure, sure! She's my
girlfriend and I love her.
1277
01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:11,484
- You love her?
- Yeah.
1278
01:00:13,236 --> 01:00:16,114
- What's going on?
What's going on?
- Nothing's going on, nothing.
1279
01:00:16,322 --> 01:00:18,574
- You tell me what's going on.
- Nothing. Ow!
1280
01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:21,536
You broke my rib,
or my ass or something.
1281
01:00:22,495 --> 01:00:24,539
- Anyway, Hailey, I thought
I could make you a plate.
- John!
1282
01:00:24,747 --> 01:00:26,749
- I know you don't normally eat
a lot of meat, but--
- John, she is
1283
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,293
- I am an immovable wall!
- not going to eat the turkey.
1284
01:00:29,502 --> 01:00:32,046
Okay, I find this very awkward.
Oh, my god.
1285
01:00:32,255 --> 01:00:34,674
You know, today might be
the day I try something new.
1286
01:00:34,882 --> 01:00:36,717
- See? She might want...
- Am I allowed to eat?
1287
01:00:36,926 --> 01:00:39,095
Oh, you're allowed to,
I'm just watching you.
1288
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:41,347
- She does not want any turkey.
- No, he's right, Lauren.
1289
01:00:41,556 --> 01:00:43,474
I'd usually go for
a big hunk of breast,
1290
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:47,353
but maybe today I'd like a
juicy drumstick, you know?
1291
01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:50,273
You're gonna have to move while
I prepare a plate because it's
feeling very sexual...
1292
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:52,942
- This is the Thanksgiving
I'm going to kill you.
- And you need to do this for me.
1293
01:00:53,151 --> 01:00:55,361
- You're the best spinach dip
maker in the world.
- You're pushing my buttons.
1294
01:00:55,570 --> 01:00:56,654
Button push.
1295
01:00:56,863 --> 01:00:58,489
Jesus Christ.
What have we got here?
1296
01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:00,491
I'm gonna go cool off.
I'm gonna do my tens,
1297
01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,451
- where I count to 10 in
the other room.
- Yes, yes.
1298
01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:04,495
And you need to
grow up while I'm gone, okay?
1299
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,330
because I can't deal with
your childish behavior.
1300
01:01:06,539 --> 01:01:08,624
- I'm sorry about her.
- It's okay, John.
1301
01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:10,293
Thank you
for being so understanding.
1302
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:15,548
- [grandpa] I know, but...
- I love you and I love this
spinach dip.
1303
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,758
- Which do you love more?
- Happy Thanksgiving.
1304
01:01:17,967 --> 01:01:19,385
[Maggie laughs]
1305
01:01:19,594 --> 01:01:21,345
I do like these chips.
I don't know if they're--
1306
01:01:21,554 --> 01:01:22,430
What?
1307
01:01:24,265 --> 01:01:26,350
Are you drinking?
1308
01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:29,395
- Mom, it's a holiday.
- No!
1309
01:01:29,604 --> 01:01:30,438
Don't-- Get!
1310
01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:33,441
Dad. Seriously?
1311
01:01:33,649 --> 01:01:36,027
- Not happening, no!
- Getting the edge off, mom.
1312
01:01:37,028 --> 01:01:39,197
The edge off of what?
1313
01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:42,700
[girl on TV]
Between
the breast and the drumstick,
cut through the skin.
1314
01:01:42,909 --> 01:01:46,037
Gently, but firmly pull
the drumstick and thigh away--
1315
01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:47,663
[Rose] George!
1316
01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:49,040
Uh.
1317
01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:52,877
Okay. Why is
she carving my turkey?
1318
01:01:53,085 --> 01:01:54,503
Put the skin down.
1319
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,464
Put the skin back.
1320
01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:58,424
- Oh, put the skin down, Grandma.
- I got it.
1321
01:01:58,633 --> 01:02:00,343
Why does the turkey
need a blanket? It's dead.
1322
01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:02,595
It's more than a blanket.
It's tasty, tasty skin.
1323
01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:05,139
- Terrible for cholesterol.
- [Lauren] The skin is
the best part, Jo.
1324
01:02:05,348 --> 01:02:07,391
There's Austin's turkey also
if we need it.
1325
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,685
- Are you kidding me?
- No, dad.
1326
01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:11,187
- What's happening?
- Are you kidding me?
1327
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:13,064
- Alright.
- Is everybody happy?
1328
01:02:13,272 --> 01:02:14,774
- Carve that turkey.
- Okay.
1329
01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:17,568
The turkey that
I have been cooking all day.
1330
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:19,528
[John] smells so
good from here.
1331
01:02:19,737 --> 01:02:22,907
- It's no offense, Austin.
- No, none taken.
1332
01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:24,951
The turkey looks perfect.
Sit down.
1333
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:27,203
- I'm gonna cut the turkey now.
- Wait a second. We forgot grace.
1334
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:29,330
- Oh, boy.
- Okay.
1335
01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:31,082
- Ow.
- Oh, yeah, grace.
1336
01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:33,167
- Oh.
- You wanna do it?
1337
01:02:33,376 --> 01:02:34,585
- Oh.
- Uh. Um.
1338
01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,463
- I can get this.
- Austin should lead grace.
1339
01:02:37,672 --> 01:02:40,132
- Yeah, I don't mind.
- No, I got it.
1340
01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:41,717
- I got it.
- Somebody say grace.
1341
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,469
[grandpa] That's more fighting
over grace
1342
01:02:43,678 --> 01:02:44,929
than any grace I ever knew.
1343
01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,389
Okay. Uh,
1344
01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:48,307
First of all, thank you
1345
01:02:48,516 --> 01:02:50,226
for cooking
this beautiful dinner.
1346
01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:52,061
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
1347
01:02:52,270 --> 01:02:56,107
Thanksgiving's
all about thanks and truth.
1348
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:57,733
- [John] Amen.
- And forgiveness.
1349
01:02:57,942 --> 01:02:59,527
And giving.
1350
01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:01,612
And not groping
your sister's friend, John.
1351
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:04,448
But mostly,
it's about coming home
1352
01:03:04,657 --> 01:03:09,787
- and coming out about things.
- Oh, holy shit.
1353
01:03:09,996 --> 01:03:11,289
What?
1354
01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:13,416
- [Ken] You alright?
- [Rose] You okay?
1355
01:03:13,624 --> 01:03:14,792
[Rose] Come on, Lauren.
1356
01:03:15,001 --> 01:03:18,087
You can do it. Okay?
1357
01:03:19,088 --> 01:03:20,298
Uh...
1358
01:03:21,632 --> 01:03:22,717
Uh, mom?
1359
01:03:23,759 --> 01:03:26,095
Is there something
you wanna say, sweetie?
1360
01:03:27,763 --> 01:03:29,181
Lauren.
1361
01:03:29,390 --> 01:03:32,268
Uh, we need wine.
Do you want wine?
1362
01:03:32,518 --> 01:03:34,937
Do you want more wine?
We're out of wine.
1363
01:03:35,146 --> 01:03:37,148
This table needs more wine.
Who wants wine?
1364
01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:38,941
- I need some wine.
- Yeah, sure, more wine.
1365
01:03:39,191 --> 01:03:41,777
I'm just gonna get a bottle.
I'm just gonna get some wine,
1366
01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:44,572
- and I'll be right back.
- Grandma wants red.
1367
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,784
- [Rose] Okay.
- [John] What a lunatic.
1368
01:03:48,951 --> 01:03:51,787
- We keep holding hands?
- No, eat up.
1369
01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,581
No reason to wait now.
1370
01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:57,376
Giving the worst graces.
I mean, that was the worst.
1371
01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:58,961
Was that not terrible?
1372
01:03:59,211 --> 01:04:00,379
I didn't get much.
1373
01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:01,839
Well, I'm carving
the turkey now, dad.
1374
01:04:02,048 --> 01:04:03,424
You'll have more in a second.
1375
01:04:05,718 --> 01:04:07,762
Lauren! Oh!
1376
01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:10,181
Okay, so--
1377
01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:15,561
You and Hailey, you're dating,
aren't you?
1378
01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:18,105
- Oh, my God, thank God!
- I knew it!
1379
01:04:18,314 --> 01:04:20,274
Yes, yes,
please go tell everyone.
1380
01:04:20,483 --> 01:04:23,819
Yeah, no. Your mother would
freak out if she wasn't
the first person to know.
1381
01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:26,489
Yeah, yeah, oh, my God.
Maggie, thank you so much
1382
01:04:26,697 --> 01:04:28,324
for being cool enough to put
two and two together.
1383
01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,493
Oh, okay, stay here.
1384
01:04:30,659 --> 01:04:32,536
I'm gonna go get Jessica
so you can tell her.
1385
01:04:32,745 --> 01:04:34,205
Oh, wait, I have to tell
my mom before I start
1386
01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:35,873
- telling everyone else.
- Oh, yeah, no.
1387
01:04:36,082 --> 01:04:37,958
I mean the part
about me being cool.
1388
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:41,587
I promise I will tell her
how cool you are after.
1389
01:04:41,796 --> 01:04:46,092
Okay, good.
And what exactly is scissoring?
1390
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:49,637
Because I can touch my toes
but I can't do the splits.
1391
01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:53,724
Oh, maybe we revisit this
after dessert?
1392
01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:57,269
I gotta do the splits,
don't I? Oh, goddamn it.
1393
01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:07,321
Oh, hey, sorry.
I was just washing my hands.
1394
01:05:08,364 --> 01:05:13,369
You should really lock the door.
Unless you're looking
for some company.
1395
01:05:14,286 --> 01:05:17,415
Yeah, no, not looking
for any company.
No company needed.
1396
01:05:17,665 --> 01:05:18,874
I was just using the bathroom.
1397
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:22,336
- What are you doing?
- Looking for wine.
1398
01:05:22,545 --> 01:05:23,879
- You're hiding.
- No, I'm not.
1399
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:26,590
[Rose] Lauren, the wine's
next to the walk-in.
1400
01:05:26,799 --> 01:05:28,717
- Do you wanna have
sex right now?
- What?
1401
01:05:28,926 --> 01:05:31,429
It's what you like, right?
It makes you hot,
keeping it a secret?
1402
01:05:31,637 --> 01:05:32,763
I don't like this
version of you.
1403
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:34,473
I don't like this
version of you.
1404
01:05:35,891 --> 01:05:39,145
You are just so concerned about
everyone else's feelings.
1405
01:05:39,395 --> 01:05:40,604
What about mine?
1406
01:05:41,439 --> 01:05:42,440
Hm?
1407
01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:43,941
What about my feelings?
1408
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,821
Fine.
1409
01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:51,490
Come on.
1410
01:05:51,699 --> 01:05:53,159
You're really young, okay?
1411
01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:55,453
These are your formative years,
and you're gonna be
1412
01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:57,955
a crazy heart-breaker,
but I am way too old for--
1413
01:05:58,164 --> 01:05:59,582
Can you put your shirt back on?
1414
01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:03,085
[John] This turkey tastes soapy.
It tastes like soap.
1415
01:06:03,294 --> 01:06:05,212
- Uh, mom?
- Whoa, what took so long?
1416
01:06:05,421 --> 01:06:08,215
Dipping into the side dish
while we're all sitting here
1417
01:06:08,424 --> 01:06:09,717
waiting for the main course.
1418
01:06:09,925 --> 01:06:12,386
No, mom, I wanted to tell you--
1419
01:06:12,595 --> 01:06:14,638
Lauren, you didn't
even remember the wine.
1420
01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:16,599
That was the whole point.
Hailey, you can
1421
01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:18,309
- have mine, I guess.
- John, let me talk
for two seconds.
1422
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:19,768
- Okay, sure.
- Mom, thank you so much for
1423
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:22,480
putting all this
food together, um--
1424
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:24,690
- And?
- I couldn't be more grateful.
1425
01:06:24,899 --> 01:06:26,859
I could not be more grateful
1426
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:29,487
to be able to spend
Thanksgiving with all of you
1427
01:06:29,695 --> 01:06:31,989
- Last chance, Lauren.
- and be able to talk to
1428
01:06:32,198 --> 01:06:36,035
You all so openly about,
like, life and gather--
1429
01:06:36,243 --> 01:06:38,829
And I have an announcement
to make, everyone.
1430
01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:42,750
Don't, don't do this like
this. This is not what--
1431
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:45,794
Whoa.
1432
01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:48,506
- I'm going to kill you.
- What is this?
1433
01:06:48,714 --> 01:06:50,341
Let's just French a little
and see what happens.
1434
01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:52,176
What?
1435
01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:54,678
No, it's not what it--
It's not what it looks like!
1436
01:06:54,887 --> 01:06:56,597
No! Not, she kissed me!
1437
01:06:56,805 --> 01:06:58,265
[fast-paced guitar music]
1438
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:01,018
She kissed me! She kissed me!
1439
01:07:01,227 --> 01:07:02,394
I kissed him, Uncle George!
1440
01:07:02,603 --> 01:07:06,065
Why, you son of a bitch!
No, my baby!
1441
01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:07,441
Grounded!
1442
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:10,444
[all screaming]
1443
01:07:10,653 --> 01:07:13,531
No! I didn't mean to!
1444
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:17,701
Never! Stomp in the nuts!
You never know!
1445
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:20,621
- No, not mashed potatoes!
- Eat it! Eat it!
1446
01:07:20,788 --> 01:07:22,289
It is mashed potatoes.
1447
01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:23,541
Laurie! Laurie!
1448
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:25,209
Guys, guys, guys.
1449
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,628
[Austin shouts] Woah!
1450
01:07:27,878 --> 01:07:30,339
That was my spinach dip. Yeah.
1451
01:07:30,548 --> 01:07:32,341
[Hailey] Come up!
1452
01:07:32,508 --> 01:07:36,387
- What are you doing?
- Hailey and I are
in a relationship.
1453
01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:37,972
[George] Wait, what?
1454
01:07:41,559 --> 01:07:42,643
Oh.
1455
01:07:43,936 --> 01:07:45,062
Knew it.
1456
01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:46,730
She's pretty, the little girl.
1457
01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:49,775
You're a lesbian?
1458
01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,487
A lesbian Hare Krishna.
1459
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,198
What about Austin?
1460
01:07:56,407 --> 01:07:58,284
There is no me and Austin.
1461
01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,536
Austin said you guys had sex.
1462
01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:05,124
You slept with Austin?
1463
01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:07,376
Sorry to interrupt,
but there are two men
1464
01:08:07,543 --> 01:08:12,172
unloading what seems to be a
whole lot of weed from that van!
1465
01:08:12,381 --> 01:08:13,507
Damn!
1466
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,471
I'm sorry.
1467
01:08:22,099 --> 01:08:24,226
Hey! Hey, you guys!
1468
01:08:24,476 --> 01:08:27,938
What are you doing with my
brother's girlfriend's truck?
1469
01:08:28,147 --> 01:08:29,690
Girlfriend?
1470
01:08:29,898 --> 01:08:32,526
- Emma, I'm so happy for you.
- Hell no, we're not dating!
1471
01:08:32,735 --> 01:08:34,486
- Who the hell are you?
- We're the cartel.
1472
01:08:34,695 --> 01:08:36,530
- Wait, this is the cartel?
- I'm Baba.
1473
01:08:36,739 --> 01:08:38,157
- Cartel.
- Chino.
1474
01:08:38,365 --> 01:08:40,451
- I'm calling the cops.
- No, we can't call the cops
1475
01:08:40,659 --> 01:08:43,787
- 'cause we're accomplices.
- Oh, yeah.
Hey, this is your weed.
1476
01:08:43,996 --> 01:08:45,497
My parents do drugs?
You do drugs?
1477
01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:47,416
- Wait, wait. Wait.
- Alright, alright.
1478
01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,544
- You're pulling a sword on me?
- Your brother owes us money.
1479
01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:52,338
- Take my brother!
- You can't let them take me!
1480
01:08:52,504 --> 01:08:53,964
No, you are not
joining our cartel.
1481
01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:56,467
- You are fired. You are fired.
- You can't fire me!
1482
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:58,302
- Okay. You are cut off.
- Oh, come on!
1483
01:08:58,510 --> 01:08:59,970
- Give me your sword,
I'll kill him.
- Seriously?
1484
01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:01,388
- Absolutely.
- You've gotta make this go away!
1485
01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:02,473
I didn't do anything.
1486
01:09:02,681 --> 01:09:03,974
You gotta make it go away, Mike!
1487
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,643
I'm trying to come
out of the goddamn
1488
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:08,103
closet here, people!
1489
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:09,813
Jesus!
1490
01:09:10,022 --> 01:09:12,232
What is happening? Hailey!
1491
01:09:12,441 --> 01:09:13,984
[both screaming]
1492
01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:16,070
Get out of here!
1493
01:09:17,488 --> 01:09:19,490
[grandma laughs]
1494
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:20,658
[grandma screams]
1495
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:23,410
That was my turkey, wasn't it?
1496
01:09:23,619 --> 01:09:25,162
Alright. Alright.
1497
01:09:25,371 --> 01:09:27,831
Well, does this mean
there's no dessert?
1498
01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:29,541
[knocking]
1499
01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:31,251
Hailey? Hailey?
1500
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:33,253
- Hailey, open the door, please?
- [Hailey] I'm leaving.
1501
01:09:33,462 --> 01:09:35,881
- I don't wanna talk to you.
- Hailey, please open the door.
1502
01:09:37,257 --> 01:09:40,427
- Hailey, come on, open the door.
- Go away, Lauren!
1503
01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:47,184
Why would you
tell my dad we slept together?
1504
01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,561
- He knew.
- This is the worst
day of my life.
1505
01:09:49,770 --> 01:09:51,855
- Why didn't you tell
your family about Hailey?
- I did, I've been trying
1506
01:09:52,064 --> 01:09:53,232
- to tell them.
- Before today.
1507
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,692
Before she came, before I came.
1508
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,110
I didn't know you
were coming, Austin.
1509
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,945
You know what I'm talking about.
1510
01:09:59,113 --> 01:10:00,614
I wanted to make sure
it was serious.
1511
01:10:00,823 --> 01:10:02,032
You wanted to make sure
it was serious?
1512
01:10:02,241 --> 01:10:03,951
I have watched you
dive head-first into
1513
01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:05,953
over a 100 different phases
over the last three years.
1514
01:10:06,161 --> 01:10:08,789
You remember when you were
into aerobic pole dancing?
1515
01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:10,708
It's kind of that same thing,
you know what I mean?
1516
01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,626
Don't compare Hailey to
a fitness class, Austin.
1517
01:10:12,835 --> 01:10:14,169
- That is not fair.
- No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1518
01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:17,297
I'm sorry, it's not fair.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1519
01:10:17,506 --> 01:10:19,883
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do here.
1520
01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:23,887
Well, I mean, it wasn't
so bad to be in a relationship
for a day, right?
1521
01:10:24,096 --> 01:10:25,723
I just need to clear my head.
1522
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:28,225
- You're avoiding my question.
- Question?
1523
01:10:28,434 --> 01:10:30,894
It wasn't so bad being in
a relationship for a day.
1524
01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:32,688
I mean, we've lived
together for three years.
1525
01:10:32,938 --> 01:10:34,398
It always felt
like we were in a relationship.
1526
01:10:36,191 --> 01:10:37,151
- Austin, what are you doing?
- It always feels like
we're in one.
1527
01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:38,652
What are you doing?
1528
01:10:39,528 --> 01:10:40,904
You know me better than anyone.
1529
01:10:41,113 --> 01:10:42,948
And I know you
better than anyone.
1530
01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:46,160
No.
1531
01:10:49,621 --> 01:10:51,290
Stop, no!
1532
01:10:51,498 --> 01:10:53,667
Hailey! Hailey, please stop!
1533
01:10:54,543 --> 01:10:57,004
Hailey, Hailey, Hailey!
1534
01:10:58,547 --> 01:11:00,257
You had sex with Austin!
1535
01:11:00,466 --> 01:11:02,384
It was way before you and me.
1536
01:11:02,593 --> 01:11:04,428
You should've told me.
1537
01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:06,346
What good would that have done?
1538
01:11:06,555 --> 01:11:09,767
You know, I always said
your friendship was--
1539
01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:12,144
You used to make me
feel like I was crazy!
1540
01:11:12,352 --> 01:11:14,438
I didn't want you to worry
about anything happening.
1541
01:11:14,688 --> 01:11:16,440
- You just kissed him!
- He kissed me!
1542
01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:17,858
You let it happen!
1543
01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:22,613
You know, I feel like
such an asshole.
1544
01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:24,698
Here I am to meet
your parents and you two
1545
01:11:24,907 --> 01:11:28,410
are just parading around
like a couple with a secret.
1546
01:11:28,619 --> 01:11:31,747
It's not like that. I love you.
I love you.
1547
01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:37,336
It's a really shitty time to
say it for the first time.
1548
01:11:39,588 --> 01:11:41,298
I can't trust you.
1549
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:44,176
But I do love, I love you.
1550
01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:45,511
You're the one I love.
1551
01:11:45,719 --> 01:11:47,638
It's not him. Come on!
1552
01:11:47,846 --> 01:11:50,432
This entire day.
1553
01:11:50,641 --> 01:11:53,143
My family wouldn't listen to me.
1554
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:56,063
They are not the problem!
1555
01:11:56,271 --> 01:11:58,565
- You are the problem!
- I, you--!
1556
01:11:58,774 --> 01:12:02,653
Just, just stop. Just stop.
Just stop.
1557
01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:04,446
You have no idea what you want!
1558
01:12:04,696 --> 01:12:07,616
I don't wanna be gay, Hailey!
1559
01:12:10,244 --> 01:12:12,621
Nobody wants this.
Nobody wants this.
1560
01:12:12,830 --> 01:12:14,164
I'm sorry.
1561
01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,585
I'm sorry.
1562
01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:20,712
Thank you.
1563
01:12:21,839 --> 01:12:24,091
Finally I have some honesty.
1564
01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:31,765
I just, I can't do this anymore.
1565
01:12:42,234 --> 01:12:44,695
- Where's Hailey going?
- She's leaving because of you.
1566
01:12:44,903 --> 01:12:47,781
- I hope you're happy.
- Of course I'm not happy.
1567
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,826
Why didn't you just tell us?
1568
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:52,661
Mom, you don't listen to me!
1569
01:12:52,828 --> 01:12:55,998
You need to be more clear.
I had no idea.
1570
01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:58,917
I knew you were not
going to accept this.
1571
01:12:59,126 --> 01:13:00,752
- I didn't know I had to.
- Just leave me alone.
1572
01:13:00,961 --> 01:13:02,713
- I didn't know--
- Leave me alone.
1573
01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:04,506
Just leave me alone.
1574
01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:06,133
Let her go. Leave her alone.
1575
01:13:09,177 --> 01:13:10,888
- She's so angry with us.
- Let her go.
1576
01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:12,764
- She's, like, completely--
- No, no, not at us.
1577
01:13:12,973 --> 01:13:14,725
- Not at us.
- Oh, my God.
1578
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:17,853
She's angry, yes. She's hurt.
1579
01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:20,105
- Is she gonna be okay?
- She is gonna be okay.
1580
01:13:20,314 --> 01:13:22,441
It's just gonna
take a little while.
1581
01:13:22,649 --> 01:13:24,151
Women are nicer than men.
1582
01:13:25,944 --> 01:13:30,866
Women-- That's all
you've got for me?
"Women are nicer than men."
1583
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,286
She follows her heart.
She's always followed her heart.
1584
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:36,997
- That's all she's doing now.
- Oh, boy.
1585
01:13:38,123 --> 01:13:41,043
Oh, boy. Are we bad parents?
1586
01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:43,670
We're...
1587
01:13:45,714 --> 01:13:49,593
not terrible.
We're not great. We're, well,
1588
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:51,303
fair.
1589
01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:52,721
[George laughs]
1590
01:13:55,223 --> 01:13:58,435
Trust me.
Everything's gonna be okay.
1591
01:13:58,644 --> 01:14:00,854
- Oh, okay.
- I promise.
1592
01:14:04,024 --> 01:14:06,693
[singer-songwriter song]
1593
01:15:20,976 --> 01:15:23,520
[singer-songwriter song fades]
1594
01:15:29,943 --> 01:15:31,153
Coffee.
1595
01:15:33,905 --> 01:15:35,198
Here you go.
1596
01:15:36,408 --> 01:15:37,284
Thank you.
1597
01:15:40,162 --> 01:15:41,413
How're you feeling?
1598
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:47,836
I know this is not
the life you imagined for me.
1599
01:15:48,003 --> 01:15:49,337
Right.
1600
01:15:50,964 --> 01:15:53,800
I don't think this is the life
you imagined for yourself.
1601
01:15:56,053 --> 01:15:58,263
I'm sorry that I didn't know.
I'm sorry.
1602
01:16:01,683 --> 01:16:03,018
It's okay, mom.
1603
01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:07,898
[Rose moans]
1604
01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:12,069
I just thought Mike was the
only one dating a lesbian.
1605
01:16:15,947 --> 01:16:17,199
Mom, who knew you were funny?
1606
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:21,036
I know, I'm very,
I'm very funny.
1607
01:16:24,081 --> 01:16:25,290
You're okay with it?
1608
01:16:25,499 --> 01:16:26,958
Oh, my God. Yes.
1609
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:29,961
Yes, of course I'm okay with it.
I mean, I need--
1610
01:16:31,963 --> 01:16:34,841
I need to sort of
adjust my idea.
1611
01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:36,760
[Rose laughs]
1612
01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:38,053
Life never goes the way
1613
01:16:38,303 --> 01:16:39,971
you expect it, that's all.
1614
01:16:41,056 --> 01:16:42,891
But you're--
1615
01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:47,020
Yeah, you're, you're good.
1616
01:16:49,731 --> 01:16:51,066
Thank you.
1617
01:16:53,235 --> 01:16:54,778
Is it okay
if I ask you a question?
1618
01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:59,491
- What's the question?
- Is this your first time
with a girl?
1619
01:17:06,164 --> 01:17:07,916
I slept with...
1620
01:17:08,959 --> 01:17:10,168
Elizabeth.
1621
01:17:10,377 --> 01:17:12,045
- Which Elizabeth?
- A bunch more.
1622
01:17:12,254 --> 01:17:14,506
Which Elizabeth?
College roommate Elizabeth?
1623
01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:17,008
Oh, my God.
She's a little mouse.
1624
01:17:18,927 --> 01:17:20,720
- So what? So what?
- Wow.
1625
01:17:20,929 --> 01:17:22,430
She had hidden depths.
1626
01:17:23,932 --> 01:17:26,351
- Can I ask you one
more question?
- Oh, God, what?
1627
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,311
Did you always know
that you were gay?
1628
01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:34,651
I just thought
I was really open.
1629
01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:35,819
[knocking]
1630
01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,404
Oh, good. Someone's at the door.
1631
01:17:40,157 --> 01:17:42,033
- Hey, Betty, how are you, honey?
- Hey, Rose.
1632
01:17:42,242 --> 01:17:44,619
Hi, um, Ronnie said
you were here.
1633
01:17:44,786 --> 01:17:46,413
- Yes.
- Here.
1634
01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:48,999
Uh, my daughter
brought me the money.
1635
01:17:49,207 --> 01:17:51,293
Well, I'm very happy
to hear that.
1636
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:53,920
- Okay, you have a good morning.
- Alright, thank you.
1637
01:17:55,964 --> 01:17:57,966
Thank you for that.
1638
01:17:58,175 --> 01:17:59,718
Do you wanna get some fresh air?
1639
01:17:59,926 --> 01:18:01,219
I would love to.
1640
01:18:05,182 --> 01:18:08,560
You know, my roommate in college
was a lesbian.
1641
01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,562
- Did I ever tell you that?
- No.
1642
01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:12,189
Mm-hmm.
1643
01:18:12,397 --> 01:18:15,859
She told me I wasn't her type.
1644
01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:18,278
I was so insulted.
1645
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:21,698
I don't even know what to do
with that information.
1646
01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:24,201
So, I'm...
1647
01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:28,038
Do you, do you, um, like
1648
01:18:28,246 --> 01:18:30,081
having sex with men?
1649
01:18:30,290 --> 01:18:32,792
I'm just trying
to understand. Don't get mad.
1650
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:35,378
No, I'm not mad. Well, I just--
1651
01:18:36,671 --> 01:18:38,089
prefer women.
1652
01:18:38,298 --> 01:18:40,300
It just clicks with women.
1653
01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:42,135
It never clicked
that way with men.
1654
01:18:44,304 --> 01:18:45,972
Why didn't you tell me?
1655
01:18:48,183 --> 01:18:50,644
I think it was easier
1656
01:18:50,852 --> 01:18:52,395
thinking...
1657
01:18:52,604 --> 01:18:53,730
I--
1658
01:18:54,981 --> 01:18:56,608
I think I was so worried that--
1659
01:18:58,235 --> 01:19:00,570
that you guys
wouldn't be okay with it,
1660
01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:03,031
then I never stopped
to think if I was.
1661
01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:05,492
Oh, my sweetie, I'm sorry.
1662
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,001
- No, it's okay, it's okay.
- A parent is only
1663
01:19:15,252 --> 01:19:17,420
as happy as
their unhappiest child.
1664
01:19:17,629 --> 01:19:19,130
- I'm happy, I'm happy.
- If you're going to
be this happy
1665
01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:21,049
- I'm happy, I am.
- then I want me to be happy.
1666
01:19:21,258 --> 01:19:24,552
I'm happy.
I'm just figuring stuff out.
1667
01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:25,720
I know you are.
1668
01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:31,101
- Thank you, mom.
- You're so welcome.
1669
01:19:32,519 --> 01:19:34,396
Hailey doesn't hate you,
do you know that?
1670
01:19:34,604 --> 01:19:36,481
- Hailey hates me.
- She does not hate you.
1671
01:19:36,690 --> 01:19:38,066
- She hates me, she does.
- She does not hate you,
she's hurt.
1672
01:19:38,275 --> 01:19:40,902
And we like her,
just so you know.
1673
01:19:41,111 --> 01:19:44,739
But you're the one who
has to be okay with it, not us.
1674
01:19:45,532 --> 01:19:47,701
Thank you, mom. Thank you.
1675
01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:53,665
I would do anything
in the whole world for you,
you know that, right?
1676
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:57,085
- Good.
- Thank you.
1677
01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:02,549
- This coffee's disgusting.
- I know, it's so gross.
1678
01:20:02,757 --> 01:20:05,468
- It's Ronnie's special formula.
- It's not special.
1679
01:20:05,677 --> 01:20:06,803
It's so bad.
1680
01:20:07,012 --> 01:20:09,306
[acoustic guitar music]
1681
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:18,148
[keys jingle]
1682
01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:22,485
- Hey.
- Hey.
1683
01:20:28,575 --> 01:20:29,909
You didn't say
goodbye this morning.
1684
01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:33,663
Yeah, I thought I'd give you
some more time
with your parents.
1685
01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:36,708
Grandma took all of your
smoked turkey leftovers.
1686
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:39,002
I'm glad she liked it.
I promised her
1687
01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:41,421
that I was going to
send her another one next year.
1688
01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:44,591
I'm gonna move out.
1689
01:20:51,306 --> 01:20:54,559
I'm sorry about yesterday.
1690
01:20:54,768 --> 01:20:56,478
Austin,
the entire day was my fault.
1691
01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:58,146
I'm talking about the kiss.
1692
01:20:58,355 --> 01:20:59,856
I know. It's okay.
1693
01:21:00,065 --> 01:21:01,483
I mean, I guess I--
1694
01:21:02,734 --> 01:21:07,614
I didn't realize how serious
you and Hailey were.
1695
01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:10,617
Yeah.
1696
01:21:12,410 --> 01:21:13,787
I love her. I don't--
1697
01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:18,458
I should have told her sooner.
1698
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:20,377
Yeah, well,
you should have told everyone.
1699
01:21:21,461 --> 01:21:23,797
I should have told everyone.
1700
01:21:24,005 --> 01:21:26,383
I should have
told everyone so much sooner.
1701
01:21:27,801 --> 01:21:29,469
You're my best friend, Austin.
1702
01:21:31,596 --> 01:21:33,473
If it was gonna be a guy,
1703
01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:36,351
it'd have been you.
1704
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,145
[singer-songwriter music]
1705
01:23:22,540 --> 01:23:26,294
...and in love too,
it's fear that often gets
in the way of it's magic.
1706
01:23:26,503 --> 01:23:29,964
- I'm sorry.
- [yoga teacher] Class
started an hour ago.
1707
01:23:30,131 --> 01:23:31,591
I'm sorry to use you.
1708
01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:36,137
- I need to talk to you.
- What are you doing here?
1709
01:23:36,346 --> 01:23:37,555
You deserve flowers.
1710
01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:42,393
I wanna be the one that
gives you flowers.
1711
01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:47,023
I was wrong. I'm sorry.
1712
01:23:47,232 --> 01:23:49,359
This is all new and scary,
1713
01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:51,861
and it's wonderful and exciting,
but it's scary.
1714
01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:54,822
And that thing with Austin,
I'm so sorry.
1715
01:23:55,031 --> 01:23:58,910
I should have told you.
But I love you.
I'm in love with you.
1716
01:23:59,953 --> 01:24:01,788
This is not how I saw my life.
1717
01:24:01,996 --> 01:24:06,417
But it's so much better than
anything I could have imagined.
1718
01:24:07,377 --> 01:24:09,212
I wanna be with you.
1719
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:10,880
If you'll take me back.
1720
01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:12,840
[class] Aw!
1721
01:24:15,426 --> 01:24:17,303
- Is that a yes?
- Yes.
1722
01:24:18,388 --> 01:24:19,764
I have something
I wanna ask you.
1723
01:24:20,682 --> 01:24:21,432
[class gasps]
1724
01:24:21,641 --> 01:24:22,892
Oh, no, I just
1725
01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:25,728
feel really put
on the spot, um.
1726
01:24:26,771 --> 01:24:28,064
Will you move in with me?
1727
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,525
Yes.
1728
01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:32,402
- Yes?
- Of course.
1729
01:24:35,572 --> 01:24:37,699
[singer-songwriter music]
1730
01:24:41,828 --> 01:24:45,039
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
1731
01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:49,669
Hey, I'm the best version
of myself with you.
1732
01:24:53,464 --> 01:24:56,467
When are you planning to tell
your parents we're moving in?
1733
01:24:56,676 --> 01:24:58,845
Oh, I was thinking Christmas?
1734
01:25:00,805 --> 01:25:02,890
[song intensifies]
1735
01:25:16,696 --> 01:25:18,114
[song continues]