1 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:10,488 Dre: In America, education is the path to prosperity. 2 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,664 The problem is, for centuries, 3 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:15,580 it was often denied to Black people. 4 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:18,279 We were sent to crumbling, segregated schools, 5 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:19,932 and even now, 6 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:23,762 many of our schools are in crisis or underfunded. 7 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:26,069 That's why when I had kids, 8 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:29,246 I was determined to give them the best education possible. 9 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,206 So we put them in private school -- 10 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,425 Valley Glen Prep. 11 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,080 The kind of school that senators, CEOs, 12 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,430 and Ashton Kutcher send their kids to. 13 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:43,173 But private school comes with some trade-offs, 14 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:46,002 like being among only a handful of Black families. 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,658 So we had to stay ready to go to war for our kids. 16 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,314 Well, they're not letting Zoey in honors math. 17 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,184 You know what that means. 18 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,490 Mm? 19 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,883 I'm about to solve for an ass-whupping. 20 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,102 [ Rapping ] ♪ What's up, big mouth? 21 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,408 So, they all did it, 22 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,149 but Junior is the only one who got in trouble? 23 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:03,498 [ Ding ] Pff! 24 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,935 Dre: He won't be the only one in trouble now. 25 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,458 [ Glass clinking ] 26 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,112 Today's menu -- 27 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,027 knuckle sandwiches. 28 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,420 ♪ 'Cause I'm not nothing like 29 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,335 ♪ Anyone once on the mic 30 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:17,207 Oh, they say Jack's being disruptive! 31 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,339 [ Ding ] 32 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:19,862 We gotta go down there. 33 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,124 ♪ We got mo', you ain't know 34 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,126 Someone's about to cut class. 35 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,564 Sure, it's never easy to always have your guard up, 36 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,958 but that's the sacrifice you make. 37 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,613 But with our last Johnson child starting at the school, 38 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,919 we were hopeful that we would be able 39 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:36,313 to put our shields and swords away. 40 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,272 This is an e-mail from the school. 41 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,361 They are worried 42 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:44,452 that Devante is not keeping up with his peers. 43 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:47,759 But I guess today is not the day. 44 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,805 I just watched "Karate Kid" last night, babe. 45 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:57,117 I'm ready. 46 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,119 Progress.Mm-hmm. 47 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,381 We're not talking about grades. No. 48 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,947 We're not talking about grades. 49 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:02,687 We're talking about progress. 50 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,167 Pshh. Progress? 51 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,865 It is always something with this school. 52 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,606 I mean -- 53 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,173 What, do they like it when I put them in the hurt locker? 54 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,219 What is he falling behind in? 55 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,872 [ Scoffs ] Sitting still in a circle? 56 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,047 Watering a plant? 57 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,179 He's in kindergarten! 58 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,267 Mnh-mnh-mnh. 59 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:18,529 Just what I thought. 60 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:21,141 Not a drop of Curaçao left. Mm. 61 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,446 Use this, baby.Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,840 Okay, what -- what are you guys doing? 63 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,668 Your mother wanted to do a little happy hour. 64 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,322 What the lady wants, 65 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,454 the lady gets. Ah. 66 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,848 [ Errol Ince's "West Indian Carnival" plays] 67 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:36,068 Um, okay. Well, it is... 68 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,200 [ Beep, music stops ] 69 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,767 ...2:00 in the afternoon. 70 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,509 Hey, you stay out of grown folks' business. 71 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,293 We're retired, sweetie. 72 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:45,077 It ain't like we got anywhere to be. 73 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,688 Okay. Uh-huh. 74 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:49,169 Now, what's this I hear about Devante? 75 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,432 We have a parent-teacher conference tomorrow 76 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,521 to discuss his "progress." 77 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:54,696 Ooh. What? 78 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:55,958 Y'all get to have a fight? 79 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,264 Yes. Oh, yeah. 80 00:02:57,307 --> 00:03:00,310 See, too often, these schools come up with reasons 81 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,704 to separate our children from the other kids. 82 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,184 Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,968 Dakota and Hunter get fast-tracked 84 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,361 to the AP classes 85 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:10,277 while our children get fast-tracked to detention. 86 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,583 Mm.Devante's only in third grade, 87 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,281 and they already trying to put him in the system. 88 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,413 What?What? Pops, he's in kindergarten. 89 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,546 You go to school for kindergarten? 90 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:19,764 Okay, you know what?Yes. 91 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,592 Dre and I are gonna go down there tomorrow, 92 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:23,115 and we're gonna put a smackdown on 'em. 93 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,595 That's right, baby. Aren't we gonna do that?Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,162 That's what we're gonna do. Boom.Boom! Yes, we are. 95 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,685 Well, not often proud of you, son, 96 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,861 but this one brings a tear to my eye.Mm-hmm. 97 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,994 Course, it might just be the extra scotch bonnet pepper 98 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,343 in the cocktail. [ Sniffs ] 99 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:37,042 Well, you can't have a Dirty Ruby without the kick. 100 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,392 Mm-hmm.Yeah? Come on, boo. 101 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,089 Mm, mm.Here we go, baby. Come on. 102 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,613 While Bow and I took on the system, 103 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,921 Junior was still reeling from his break-up with Olivia. 104 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:47,575 [ Slurps ] 105 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,926 [ Sad piano music plays ] 106 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:52,493 [ Sighs ] 107 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:56,323 ♪♪ 108 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:59,935 [ Glass squeaks ] 109 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,284 Diane: Ridiculous. 110 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,504 They broke up weeks ago. 111 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,983 Future already had another baby 112 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,420 by the time Ciara got with Russell. 113 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,248 Have a heart, Diane. 114 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,901 I mean, can't you see that he's struggling? Yeah. 115 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,077 Just look at him. 116 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:14,993 All his muscle gains from the summer, just gone. 117 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,604 Mm. 118 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,519 You know what? He needs us. 119 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,477 [ Junior slurping ] 120 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,739 Hey, friend. 121 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,785 How can we help? 122 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:24,786 Do you have a time machine? 123 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,832 No, uh, we don't, 124 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:30,574 but if we did, we'd use it to cheer you up, 125 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,315 and I'd have put on some deodorant this morning. 126 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,490 [ Sniffs ] 127 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:34,926 Too late for that.[ Groans ] 128 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,232 Um, okay. 129 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,016 What if we got you out of the house, 130 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,888 go to a movie, huh? 131 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,411 Olivia liked movies. 132 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:44,022 Oh.Yeah, e-everyone likes movies. 133 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,503 Okay, why don't we just go for a walk? 134 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,288 Get some fresh air, huh? 135 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:51,987 The last walk Olivia took was out of my life. 136 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,945 [ Slurping ] 137 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:58,080 Mm. You know what? 138 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:01,170 Why don't I get you dressed, and I'll go take you out 139 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:02,345 for some of those bottomless breadsticks 140 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,346 at Olive Garden? 141 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,565 Huh?Oh, you do love those. 142 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:05,870 Bro, are you serious? 143 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:08,960 Olive Garden? 144 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:11,920 Olive-ia? 145 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,663 Okay, you know, I'm gonna stay here,[ Cup thuds ] 146 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,273 and I'm gonna learn the blues. 147 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,230 What? 148 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:22,887 [ Bluesy harmonica music plays ] 149 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:27,370 This "Junior being sad" thing is making mesad, 150 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,024 and I didn't realize I had emotions. 151 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,895 This is worse than I thought. Yeah. 152 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,462 We've got to call in an expert. 153 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,292 Jack, I was... 154 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,208 Charles. 155 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:40,252 Diane. 156 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,819 Thisis your expert? 157 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,430 Hey, who better to help? 158 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,822 Before he got married, 159 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:46,128 Charlie was dumped hella times. 160 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,477 Oh, I was dumped on the way over here 161 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:50,654 by an old girlfriend who just got out of a coma. 162 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,308 She thinks it's still 2000. 163 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,570 Still has finger waves. 164 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:54,919 That's why I came up with 165 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,182 my patented "Charlie Telphy Heartbreak Recovery, 166 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,880 Live Your Best Life and Go On King, 167 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,273 Ten-Step System to Finding More Fish in the Sea." 168 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,232 Hmm. Sounds legit. 169 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,407 Mm. [ Door slams ] 170 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,148 I'm glad you all paged me, too. 171 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,932 I'm gonna take his shattered pieces 172 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,673 and build him to be a better, stronger, 173 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,414 happier, sexier man. 174 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,459 We'll do whatever it takes. 175 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:13,982 Wonderful. 176 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,376 Before we go any further, there's a matter of my fee. 177 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,986 Oh, yes, your popcorn chicken is in the oven. 178 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,901 Mmm! Perfection. 179 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:20,902 We got a long night ahead of us. 180 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,687 Put a little hot sauce on that fee. 181 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:24,993 Okay. 182 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,258 [ Shudders ] 183 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,825 On the day of the conference, 184 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,305 we went in with supreme confidence. 185 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:36,526 Team Johnson was 12-and-0 against Valley Glen Prep, 186 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,660 and today wasn't going to be the day we caught an L. 187 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,662 Hi, Dr. and Mr. Johnson. 188 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,185 I will be right with you. 189 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,969 Can I get you some water? 190 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:47,972 Uh, we're only thirsty for the truth. Yeah. 191 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,714 But yes, I'd actually really like some water. 192 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,847 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 193 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:56,111 Have me out here on my day off to talk about my son? 194 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,286 I wish they would. 195 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,679 Let me tell you something -- 196 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:01,116 when she comes back, we're gonna light her ass up. 197 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,422 None of these kids are special. 198 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,771 None of them. Look at that. 199 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:04,946 These kids are garbage. 200 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,382 Look at that. What is that, a purple tree? 201 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,905 [ Thinking ] Hold up. 202 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,473 Is Devante spelling his name with a backwards "D"? 203 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:11,300 ...bullcrap! 204 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,954 Is that even a "D"? 205 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:14,477 No. 206 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,305 All kids have problems with their letters, right? 207 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,438 One plus one equals... Damn. 208 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,700 Some of their handwriting is better than mine. 209 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,963 Is this school right? 210 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:25,140 Is the only Black kid in class not keeping up with his peers? 211 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,794 When she comes back, I'm telling you right now... 212 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,971 Oh. This is not a good look. 213 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:33,801 ...and that's when we bring up the idea of a lawsuit, Dre! 214 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,106 No, babe. 215 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,674 Which means Bow is about to go ham 216 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,808 on this unsuspecting white woman for no reason. 217 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,332 Hello. Hi. We only have sparkling. 218 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,246 Mm-hmm. 219 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:45,856 Gotta do something. 220 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,771 Aah! 221 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:48,946 [ Grunts ] 222 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,514 Mama! I'm having a heart attack! 223 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,384 Oh, my God! Baby! 224 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,603 I got you, baby! 225 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,039 Mama! Call an ambulance! 226 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,607 You gotta do what you gotta do. 227 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,740 Aah! Call an ambulance! 228 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,655 Oh, I think I'ma need an ambulance! 229 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,613 Dre, I'm right behind you. I'm right behind you, okay? 230 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,354 And everything's gonna be just fine. 231 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,661 It won't be. It will be. 232 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,098 His "D's" were backwards, Bow. 233 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:10,881 Backwards! 234 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:19,281 Of all the times that you have decided to fake a heart attack, 235 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,152 this is the first time 236 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:23,067 that I have supported your decision. 237 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,592 I don't know where I'd be without that move in my arsenal. 238 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,289 Mm. [ Inhales sharply ] 239 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,247 I'm gonna feel bad when I have an actual one, though. 240 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,423 Here it is -- the scarlet letter. 241 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,687 Oh, no, babe. 242 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,950 This is worse than "The Scarlet Letter." 243 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:39,823 At least with a backwards "A," it's still an "A." 244 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:42,043 This is not a good look, Dre. 245 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,740 There's not enough Black families at the school 246 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,002 for this to happen. 247 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,656 They're all sitting around judging us, 248 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,092 thinking that we don't read to our son, 249 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,051 that we let the TV raise him. 250 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,053 I feel like this school has just been waiting around 251 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:54,011 to tear down a Black family with five kids 252 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,144 who all have no jump-shot. 253 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,406 Absolutely. 254 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,147 Devante cannot finish last in his class. 255 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,365 No. Please, no. Alright? 256 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,628 We've got to bring him up to speed 257 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,412 for that "All About My Family" project 258 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,501 that they're gonna put on display at the Open House. 259 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,981 Absolutely! 260 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,330 And we're taking no shortcuts. 261 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,853 We're gonna stay on top of Devante 262 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,202 until he's like that little girl with the crossover 263 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,116 who won the spelling bee. 264 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,292 100%. 265 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,686 We will divert resources from some of our other kids. 266 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,514 That's fine. 267 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,472 We were going to regret Diane learning so much Russian anyway. 268 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,909 Oh, hell yes. 269 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,563 That child is frightening. 270 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,088 Okay. 271 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:31,048 We have now completed successfully Step One -- 272 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,833 your sexification. 273 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,748 I wish the razor had slipped. 274 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,010 Hush with that attitude. 275 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,664 You'll never make it through all 15 steps. 276 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,013 I thought there were only 10. 277 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:39,970 Do you want to help your brother or not? 278 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,406 No. 279 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,147 Look, you're thinking about all the wonderful things 280 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,366 about your lady that you miss. 281 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:45,846 I need you to make a list of all the things 282 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,717 that you don'tmiss, okay? 283 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:50,154 We got to take her from hot to thot. 284 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:52,679 There's nothing wrong with her. She's perfect. 285 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,638 Yeah. Even I couldn't find any flaws. 286 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,727 My only knock on her was her taste in men. 287 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,861 Come on, now. Junior, no one's perfect. 288 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,384 What? What, did she snore? 289 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,603 She drive fast? 290 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,387 She has a second family in Tallahassee? 291 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,780 She look like it. 292 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,738 I mean, sometimes 293 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,653 she hit her teeth with the fork 294 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,002 when she ate. 295 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,177 Clanky-mouthed heifer. 296 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,570 Whoa, whoa! 297 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,876 I know it's hard, I know it's hard, 298 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,704 but you got to trust me, alright? 299 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,662 We got to knock her off that pedestal in your brain. 300 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,708 Hey, Junior, remember that time 301 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,361 that we heard her say "irregardless"? 302 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,581 No-grammar-having hussy. 303 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,975 Okay, this isn't working for me. 304 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,804 I'm gonna go scour her social media account 305 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,501 for secret messages that she misses me. 306 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,763 Uh... 307 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,851 Ugh. 308 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,461 Wow. 309 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,681 We didn't even pay you anything and I still feel ripped off. 310 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,553 Hmm. This is worse than what I thought. 311 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,599 We got to skip to Step Six. 312 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,166 Does Olivia have a sister he can sleep with? 313 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,210 Charlie. 314 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,777 Or a cousin. 315 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,736 [ The Jackson 5's "ABC" plays ] 316 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,826 Bow and I knew our son couldn't finish last, 317 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,654 so we leaned into catching him up 318 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,831 ahead of his "All About My Family" project. 319 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,747 Hey, buddy. 320 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,705 Let's get this project started. 321 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,272 Ah. 322 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,099 [ Sniffs ] 323 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,666 Yeah. 324 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,190 ♪ 1, 2, 3, baby, you and me, girl ♪ 325 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,757 Ah. Okay. 326 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,759 Let me, uh -- Let me take this and go show Mommy. 327 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,371 [ Quietly ] Backwards "D." 328 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,677 ♪ Reading, writing, arithmetic 329 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,156 No. 330 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,854 Hi, sweetie. 331 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:24,161 Oh, this is nice. 332 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,467 Oh, look at that. 333 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,686 What do you think? 334 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,948 ♪ Teacher's gonna show you 335 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,471 ♪ Show you, show you 336 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,212 Does Jack have a tail? 337 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,692 ♪ Spell me, you 338 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,345 ♪ You add the two 339 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,738 ♪ Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do ♪ 340 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,653 Hey, Devante, finish this sentence -- 341 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,003 "My family is..." 342 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,744 Poop. 343 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,180 Poop. 344 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,399 Poop? 345 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,835 I would like to say "Black excellence," 346 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:50,535 but, uh... "poo" it is. 347 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,582 And all of our efforts seemed to make a difference. 348 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,715 But would it be enough? 349 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,847 Looks good to me, Dre. 350 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,806 Of course you'd say that. You have both legs. 351 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:03,026 Now, is that supposed to be you, baby? 352 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,115 Mm-hmm. Ooh. 353 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,813 Black Jesus wept. 354 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:10,468 Those white folks are going to eat you alive. 355 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,253 Come on, Ruby.Mm! 356 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,125 Okay. 357 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:18,781 Leaning in wasn't gonna be good enough. 358 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,523 My son clearly needed a boost. 359 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,265 It's because I'm Black, right? 360 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,309 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 361 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,136 What?[ Cellphone beeps ] 362 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,791 Turns out the city won't allow us 363 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,662 to go in the sewer like Ninja Turtles, 364 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,927 so we got to skip to Step Seven -- 365 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,058 manifestation. 366 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,800 Or as I like to call it, "Mental Movies." 367 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,802 Ugh. This should be good. 368 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,412 I don't think I have the energy for this. 369 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,587 Bro, it is so easy. 370 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,806 Just set your intention, 371 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,329 let it go, and it'll come to you. 372 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,809 I do it all the time. 373 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,332 How do you think I got all those toothpick swords, huh? 374 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,333 Charlie: Exactly. 375 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,813 So close your eyes 376 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,555 and manifest yourself the girlfriend you want. 377 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,818 One with good credit and a donk. 378 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,299 No, I-I don't want to be with anybody else. 379 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,953 I want to be with Olivia. 380 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,738 She's the only girl I've ever felt such a connection to. 381 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,305 [ Sighs ] Look, I know you're trying to help, 382 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,785 but I don't think the Charlie Telphy method 383 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,003 is for me. 384 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,138 Charlie: Wow. 385 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,704 I really thought 386 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,489 that "Charlie Telphy's Soup for the Brokenhearted Soul" 387 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,230 would've fixed him. 388 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,841 I think I gotta rethink self-publishing this book. 389 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,410 Heading into the open house, 390 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,282 I did what I needed to do to make sure people knew 391 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,110 that the Johnsons belonged. 392 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,330 How's it going? I see Devante's got a little buzz. 393 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,548 Hmm. 394 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,202 It's going good, I think. 395 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,509 Hello. 396 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:37,033 [ Ominous music plays ] 397 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:42,082 ♪♪ 398 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,519 [ Whispering ] Oh, my God. 399 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:45,520 What did you do? 400 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,522 Is it too good?Yes! 401 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,437 I was worried that all these people 402 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,179 were gonna judge Devante, so I panicked. 403 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,703 Okay.You know, and then I just -- it -- 404 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,965 At first, I just added some legs, 405 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,968 and then I just got lost in the art, babe. 406 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,753 Oh, my God. Who knew I was so talented? 407 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:04,278 I am mopping the floor with these 5-year-olds. 408 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,583 Ha! 409 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:06,802 Uh, you think we'll get found out? 410 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,457 Uh, you know, is this cheating? 411 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,807 It is only cheating if we get caught, 412 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,027 and we are not going to get caught. 413 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,943 Mnh-mnh.We are notgoing to be the Black family who cheats. 414 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,380 So, I don't care if we have to fake Devante's paintings 415 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,077 all the way through college, that's what we're gonna do. 416 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,296 We are not showing our asses -- 417 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,124 Oh, my God. Ms. Biggs is coming. What? 418 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,516 So, if she asks... Mm-hmm. 419 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,215 ...just say that Devante did this all by himself. 420 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,477 We just stick to our story, and we'll be fine. 421 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,087 Bet. 422 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,611 Dr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson.Hi. 423 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,178 It's so great to see you.Biggsy. 424 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,788 So good to see you. Yes. 425 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,487 You know, I would love to have a quick word with you 426 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,228 about Devante's project. 427 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,491 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.Mm. Sure. Yeah. 428 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,014 Actually, just you, Dr. Johnson. Oh, just me? 429 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,494 Yeah. Of course. 430 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,322 I-I'm right behind you. Okay?Yep. Just follow me. 431 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,714 Your hair looks so good today.Okay, thank you. 432 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,107 Alright. [ Clears throat ] 433 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,195 Mm. 434 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,936 Never break. Mnh-mnh. 435 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,503 Never snitch. 436 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,852 Go. I'm going. 437 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,549 Mm-hmm. 438 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,949 Principal Biggs was trying to catch us slipping, 439 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,733 but I knew my baby wouldn't crack. 440 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,953 Dr. Johnson. Ms. Biggs. 441 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:15,044 This is Devante's work from last week. Mm. 442 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,003 Now, is there anything you'd like to tell me? 443 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,005 His work has really improved. 444 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,834 Listen, I know that every parent 445 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,662 has an instinct to help their child, 446 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,230 but you're not allowed to do their work. 447 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,841 What makes you think we would do his work for him? 448 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:33,149 5-year-olds don't draw Gucci labels, Dr. Johnson. 449 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:36,370 Well, I guess children's talent reveals itself 450 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,676 at different times, Ms. Biggs. 451 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,635 Dr. Johnson... Ms. Biggs. 452 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,071 ...did you draw that picture? 453 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,812 It's Devante's work. 454 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,687 Dr. Johnson, 455 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:50,732 did you draw that picture? 456 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,127 That's Devante's work. 457 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,868 Dr. Johnson. 458 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,175 It's Devante's work.[ Door opens ] 459 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,613 ♪♪ 460 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,093 Mr. Johnson. Hmm? 461 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,877 Can I speak with you? 462 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,444 Alright. 463 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:15,496 ♪♪ 464 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:27,464 ♪♪ 465 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,900 Mr. Johnson, 466 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,511 that's the third time you've done that. 467 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,121 Let's get this over with. 468 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,254 You're barking up the wrong tree, Biggsy. 469 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,298 Alright? 470 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:39,781 The Johnson family clan is clean. 471 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,392 Now, I'm not accusing you of anything. 472 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,613 I just have one question, Mr. Johnson. 473 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,703 Did you draw that picture? 474 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,488 Pfft, did I draw that picture. 475 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,750 Mr. Johnson -- 476 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,230 You've got to understand. 477 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,884 We're under so much pressure here. 478 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,104 Devante can't be the Black kid that's left behind. 479 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,062 You know how these people are at this school! 480 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,760 They look at us differently! It's not fair! 481 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,110 We're always under the microscope. 482 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,720 Well, I'm gonna put you under the microscope. 483 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,548 I am gonna call out this institution. 484 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:11,073 You can't kick us out. 485 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,509 We quit. 486 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,209 Dre: Hey. Hey. 487 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,645 How'd it go? 488 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,429 Good. Good. 489 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,866 We're gonna have to find our kids a new school to go to. 490 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,000 ♪♪ 491 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,393 What? 492 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,656 [ TV chatter ] 493 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,831 Put on your clubbing robe. 494 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,875 We've got a surprise for you. 495 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:35,315 We're taking you to Vegas! 496 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,013 Also, you're out of ink. 497 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,450 I started self-publishing my book. 498 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,104 I really don't see how that's gonna make me feel better. 499 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,801 Of course it will. 500 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,500 Vegas is a place where desperation meets opportunity, 501 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,458 and boy, are you desperate. 502 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,851 He's not desperate. 503 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,984 He's just sad. 504 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,248 Look, Junior, it's time we unbreak your heart. 505 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,728 Sure, Olivia was alright, but you're a cool dude. 506 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,382 I mean, you're tall, good-looking -- 507 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,688 when you're not smiling -- 508 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,125 and you have a job that doesn't involve 509 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,040 you embarrassing yourself on Instagram. 510 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,129 Even though this didn't work out, 511 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,478 you're still a catch. 512 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,089 You really think that? 513 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,394 You know how I feel about repeating myself. 514 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,004 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 515 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,529 This dude's an idiot, 516 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,271 but if he can find love, so can you. 517 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,924 Thanks. 518 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,884 Man, I really need to wash this thing. 519 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,625 Diane: Mm-hmm. You sure do. 520 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,845 ♪♪ 521 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,369 We can't take the kids out of school. 522 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,805 It's the middle of the school year. 523 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,154 Well, you know, Valley Glen Prep 524 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,982 isn't the only good private school, babe. 525 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,679 There's Oakwood, there's Sierra Canyon, 526 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,811 there's that Catholic school 527 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:37,986 that had that thing a few years ago 528 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,292 but they're good now. 529 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,032 Okay, even if we put them in another school, 530 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:43,818 how do we know it's gonna be any different? 531 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,559 We don't. 532 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,953 All I know is that we've been playing defense 533 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:49,911 since our kids have been in school. 534 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,347 Bow, I'm tired. 535 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,610 I'm tired, too. 536 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,134 I mean, it's not just school. 537 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,745 It just feels like it's happening a lot lately. 538 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,746 Mm. 539 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,531 We're on the defensive at work 540 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,098 and with the neighbors. 541 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,883 It's just like, I can't remember the last time 542 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,189 we didn't have our guard up. 543 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,409 [ Sighs ] 544 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,672 We didn't when we were with Michelle Obama, 545 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,977 and that was fun. 546 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,283 That was so much fun. 547 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,415 Mm-hmm. 548 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,416 And it was easy. 549 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,113 Yes. 550 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,508 And it didn't feel like all the eyes were on us. 551 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,597 We could just be. 552 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,382 Can't do that here. 553 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,645 At this school, there's no anonymity. 554 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,431 Everyone knows that we're the Black family. 555 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,694 Yeah. So, what do we do? 556 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,174 What? About Devante in school? 557 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,305 Yeah. 558 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,959 We do what we did with the other kids. 559 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,223 We live with the trade-offs. 560 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,877 I guess. 561 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,272 I mean... 562 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,362 we didn't haveto make such a big deal out of this. 563 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:53,104 It was only a backwards "D." [ Laughs ] 564 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,194 Yeah, we definitely could have handled that differently. 565 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,717 Oh, boy. 566 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,676 I called Biggsy a cop and knocked over a janitor's bucket. 567 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,765 [ Both laugh ] 568 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,376 She's a Black lady principal 569 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,942 who gets mistaken for the lunch lady, 570 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,292 so I'm sure she can understand 571 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,424 how hard this place is, right? 572 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,993 I don't know. 573 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,255 Dre, I guess this is what we have to do 574 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,778 to give our kids the best. 575 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,216 Yep. [ Sighs ] 576 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,478 Hmm. 577 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,175 Should we just keep them here? 578 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,395 Yeah, but let's tell Biggsy tomorrow. 579 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,745 I told her I wasn't playing. 580 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,791 If we go back too soon, she'll know that I was playing. 581 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,576 Yeah.Come on. Let's go. 582 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,187 There is no perfect solution 583 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,885 for where to send our kids to school. 584 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,410 We want to give them every advantage. 585 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,761 But sometimes, that comes at a cost, even to us. 586 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,287 Finger painting? 587 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,768 Boy, they're trying to get your prints into the system. 588 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,074 I'm not wasting any more macaroni. 589 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,772 This is silly. 590 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,252 Your real education 591 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,341 is gonna come from the streets, baby. 592 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:56,864 Son, when your life is on the line, 593 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,779 do you really think a member from Rollin' 60s 594 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,433 is gonna care about your backward "D's"? 595 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,695 Mm-hmm. Mnh-mnh. 596 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,870 A backwards "C" could save your life. 597 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,002 The first essential skill -- 598 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,787 a pair of shooting dice. 599 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,267 Now, don't put those in your mouth. 600 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,311 Not unless it's part of your con. 601 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,965 I've seen it work before. 602 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,140 I'm gonna get us some drinks, Earl. 603 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,794 [ Scoffs ] 604 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:17,363 Then we're gonna get into the art of short-changing. 605 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,364 Alright, Devante. 606 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,800 That's Grandma baby. 607 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,019 Just pay attention to Grandpa here. 608 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,282 Ah! 609 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,807 Snake eyes. Damn.