1 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:09,052 Dre: Love is a lot like the club. 2 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,359 In order to get in, you've got to be 3 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,752 with the right person at the right time. 4 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:16,451 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 5 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,192 It doesn't always work out. 6 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:21,064 [ Buzzer ]♪ Baby, if you want me 7 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:23,806 ♪ You've got to show me love 8 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,156 And just because you're in the club, 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,985 doesn't mean you're popping bottles in VIP. 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:33,772 ♪ You've got to show me love 11 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:37,385 Only the lucky ones find true love that lasts. 12 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:40,301 It's a beautiful thing, Club Love. 13 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,129 I just wish everyone could get in. 14 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,046 Fellas, I got some big news. 15 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,612 Hmm? Yeah? 16 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:50,746 I'm getting married this weekend! 17 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:51,964 Wow. 18 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,705 Aw, hell. 19 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:56,447 Now they're letting anyone into VIP. 20 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:03,150 Y-You're getting married? 21 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,890 I didn't even know you were dating someone, 22 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,892 or not already married. 23 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:09,286 Dre, now you know how famously private I am. 24 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,158 I'm very careful when it comes to my heart 25 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,463 and my debt collectors. 26 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,465 But today, I'm so happy, 27 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,989 I want to shout my love from the rooftops. 28 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:21,907 I am marrying Vivica A. Fox! 29 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,126 What? What? 30 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,997 Wait, "Soul Food" Vivica A. Fox? 31 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,609 Uh, "Kill Bill" Vivica A. Fox? 32 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,219 "Booty Call" Vivica A. Fox? 33 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,961 "Two Can Play That Game" Vivica A. Fox? 34 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:34,616 Yes, darlings, all of those women. 35 00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:35,878 All: Whoa. 36 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:38,141 There's my Paisley Prince.Yes. 37 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,838 I just had to come in here and see your handsome face. 38 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,276 Oh. Mwah. 39 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:46,149 Gentlemen, meet the future Mrs. Charlie Telphy A. Fox. 40 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,237 Hey. 41 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,760 -Hey. -Hey! 42 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,110 The moon to my stars. 43 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,634 Ooh. He's the straw that stirs my drink. 44 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,026 The quarter to my parking meter. 45 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,941 The lemon pepper on my wings. 46 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,595 The toothpick that keeps my sandwich together. 47 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,771 Okay, I feel like this could go on forever.Yep. 48 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:01,860 Uh, excuse me, I don't -- Uh, just one quick question. 49 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:02,948 Don't take this the wrong way...Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:05,560 ...but why on God's green earth 51 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:08,258 are you marrying him? Why? 52 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,956 When you've spent your life around A-list actors, 53 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,611 A-list athletes, A-list rappers, 54 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,874 you want someone who's real, 55 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:18,138 someone who reminds you of what's important. 56 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,965 Charlie opened up my heart. 57 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,358 Charlie: That's right.Aww. 58 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,968 And when you find that person, you don't want to wait 59 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,318 another minute to get married. 60 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,928 That's why we're getting married on Saturday. 61 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,103 -Satur-- -What? 62 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,583 Check your spam folders for E-vites. 63 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,541 And if you're wondering, we're registered at Mercedes. 64 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:31,890 [ Chuckles ] 65 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,631 So, that night, we broke bread 66 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,590 with Charlie and his new fiancée. 67 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:39,202 It was the least we could do, and it was Bow's idea. 68 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,943 [ Chuckles ] 69 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,597 I'm really glad we can do this 70 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,338 without it being awkward between us. 71 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,861 Mm. 72 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,558 Who's "us"? What? 73 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:48,951 It's okay, Bow. 74 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,344 I know Charlie had feelings for you, 75 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,823 and I'm cool with it. 76 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:55,262 Why wouldn't he be attracted to a smart, talented woman? 77 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,264 Because that woman is my wife? 78 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,265 Sweetie. Hmm? 79 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,788 My ring doesn't cover my face. 80 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:02,399 [ Laughter ] 81 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:04,662 Sharp and sexy. 82 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,664 You know, you really hit the Powerball with this one, Dre. 83 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,797 Oh, look at that. I love her. I love this woman. 84 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,799 Vivica Fox! [ Laughs ] Cheers! 85 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,975 Hey. Hey.[ Laughter ] 86 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,759 Hey, hey, Charlie, let's go grab a drink. 87 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,848 Okay.Uh, Diane, could you take care of the dishes? 88 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,763 And, uh, Jack...Yeah. 89 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:21,375 ...can you put on that "grown folks" playlist that you curated? 90 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,203 Gotcha.Charlie: Be right back, baby. 91 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,683 Mm-hmm. Let me help you. 92 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:26,815 Okay. 93 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,599 Thanks, Diane. Yep. 94 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:31,036 Alright, I like to leave the utensils 95 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,169 facing points up, just for fun. 96 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,911 Yeah, whatever. Look here, little girl. 97 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:38,218 Huh? We need to have a talk. 98 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,307 That man in there means the world to me, 99 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,265 and even the sound of your name 100 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,832 makes the light go out in his eyes. 101 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,921 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 102 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:47,444 [ Chuckles ] 103 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,533 That's why I don't want you anywhere near my wedding. 104 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:51,056 Vivica? Ah, ah. 105 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,189 I said what I said. 106 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,843 Don't you try to play me, Diane. 107 00:03:56,888 --> 00:04:00,370 [ Sighs ] Let me get one more slice of that delicious cake. 108 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:06,594 How many "Set It Off" cast members am I gonna feud with? 109 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:10,554 Charlie, man, I've never seen you this happy before, 110 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,513 but there is a sparkle in your eye, 111 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:16,256 a pep in your step, and not a stain on your shirt. 112 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,301 Thank you so much for doing this for us, Dre. 113 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,347 Mm-hmm.I mean, I really, really 114 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:23,132 appreciate it, so much so, man, 115 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:26,831 that I...I want to ask you to be my best man. 116 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:29,486 I'd be honored. 117 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,227 [ Chuckles ] Thanks, Dre. 118 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,707 Mm-hmm.I appreciate it, man. 119 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,535 Mmm. 120 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,493 Mmm. This is smooth. 121 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,147 Yep. 122 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,367 Make sure you bring a handle of this to the bachelor party. 123 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,020 Mm. Bachelor party? 124 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,631 Well, if you gonna throw one, I ain't gonna stop you. 125 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:44,980 [ Chuckles ] Hey. 126 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:47,199 I have Thursday conveniently open while Vivica 127 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:50,115 go gets her premarital wax, so get to planning. 128 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,553 Okay. Y-You know what, Charlie? 129 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:53,684 I'll put something together for you. 130 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,164 My man. Thank you so much. Mm-hmm. 131 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,339 And it ain't got to be nothing special, 132 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:57,775 nothing big, nothing like that. 133 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,386 Maybe you want to look into getting us on 134 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:03,041 one of those civilian spaceship trips, that'd be cool. 135 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,565 No. I mean, yeah, just surprise me. 136 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,218 It's all good. 137 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:09,091 If you asked a lesser man to plan a bachelor party 138 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:11,528 in two days, you'd end up riding go-karts 139 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,922 before your reservation at Applebee's. 140 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:16,141 But that's not how I roll. 141 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:19,406 [ Indistinct conversation, laughter ] 142 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:20,668 What?! 143 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,365 Oh, wow! 144 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,889 Come on, Dre!Mm-hmm. 145 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,630 Oh! Reba McEntire's playing. 146 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,284 Can we go? Please? 147 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,330 You have really outdone yourself, Dre. 148 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,722 Well... 149 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,334 Well, all I did was secure a suite, 150 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:37,511 a rare tequila tasting, our own private blackjack table, 151 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:40,035 and front row seats to see David Blaine 152 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,819 stick a skewer through his cheek. 153 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,343 Nice.Anybody could've did that. 154 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,475 [ Chuckles ]Can you believe him? 155 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,608 He literally opened up his laptop for five minutes 156 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:48,609 and booked a concierge. 157 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:49,784 That's so your dad. 158 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:50,959 Tell her I'm also ripping up 159 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,874 your Cirque du Soleil tickets, son. 160 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,224 [ Gasps ] Not the circus... 161 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,791 We're going to Cirque du Soleil? 162 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,401 Hey, guys, bathroom break, and then we're gonna saddle up 163 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,837 and take a ride around the casino. 164 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,099 Oh-ho-ho!Got it. 165 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,927 Bathroom break? Wink, wink. 166 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,364 I'll be right back. [ Laughs ] 167 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,235 This is all too incredible, Dre. 168 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,412 Hey, I'm the best man. I don't half-step. 169 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,066 [ Chuckles ] You know how to make a man 170 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,110 feel special, don't you? 171 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:14,374 [ Both laugh ] 172 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,985 And that same special feeling, I want Vivica to feel 173 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:19,509 when I put that ring on her finger, you know?Mm-hmm. 174 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,032 So, if it's cool with you, 175 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,773 I need to hold down 10 Gs, my man. 176 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,209 What? 177 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:26,473 Oh, I'm sorry. My bestman. 178 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,170 Hell no. [ Chuckles ] 179 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:31,086 What? Look, I got a Hollywood girl right now. 180 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,305 I can't be buying her no North Hollywood ring. 181 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:35,438 Charlie, are you out of your damn mind? 182 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:38,354 What makes you think that I would let you hold 10 grand? 183 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,921 Why wouldn't you? You're my best friend. 184 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,271 Who else would I ask? 185 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,968 You think I'm your best friend? 186 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,231 Yeah. Charlie, how can we be best friends? 187 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,929 I don't know your birthday. I don't know your favorite color. 188 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,800 I-I've never been to your crib. 189 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,411 Have you ever asked?Come on, Charlie. 190 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,978 You're great, but we work together, man. 191 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:56,416 We're not frat brothers. We don't vacation together. 192 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:59,593 I mean, I'm not even sure you get my Christmas cards. 193 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,944 Um... 194 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,033 [ Chuckles ] I guess I made a miscalculation. 195 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,339 [ Door opens ]Okay, don't ask me why, 196 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:10,168 but, uh, I got a lot more energy 197 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,257 than I did before, and, uh, I'm gonna feel 198 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,824 a lot sadder in about two hours, 199 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,913 so let's party before this wears off. 200 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:16,827 Come on! Whoo! 201 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,568 Come on!Party! 202 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:21,223 Prostitutes! Whoo! 203 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,267 Hmm. 204 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:27,751 Dre: Babe. Hey. 205 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:31,059 So, I didn't get any phone calls from the credit card company 206 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,017 about suspicious activity on our card. 207 00:07:33,061 --> 00:07:35,019 Did you not have fun last night? 208 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:36,586 I did not. Oh. 209 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,675 But there's a reason I don't hang out 210 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,547 with those people after the bank closes. 211 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:43,680 Oh-ho-ho-ho. Here comes another Dre story. 212 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,116 What's Johan doing here? 213 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,901 What? I can't come visit my favorite sister 214 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,119 without you giving me a hard time? 215 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,512 Mm. 216 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:52,036 Fine. Had to leave India. 217 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,864 Told the wrong person to Namaste. 218 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,997 Ah. That's more like it. 219 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,479 So, how was it, Dre? What happened? 220 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,351 I mean, you guys must've been like red meat for the con-women. 221 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,048 You know what? 222 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,398 Charlie lost his damn mind. 223 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:09,750 Oh. He thinks he is my best friend. 224 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:13,580 [ Laughter ] 225 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,407 Your best friend?Mm-hmm. 226 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,974 Dre, that's crazy. You don't have any friends. 227 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,454 Yeah. Yes, I do. 228 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,456 Who?I've never seen you converse with one friend. 229 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,849 Unh-unh. 230 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,112 Dre, come on, you lost your phone for three days, 231 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,506 and the only missed call was from Domino's. 232 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:29,160 That's because my friend, Willie, works there. 233 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,901 Face it, Dre, since we've been married, 234 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,250 you only hang out with me. 235 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:35,166 What? If anything, I have too many friends. 236 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,560 Hmm.Charlie thinks he's my number one. 237 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:38,996 He's not even in my top 10. 238 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,084 Huh. 239 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,999 So, you think you have enough friends 240 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,611 for a five-on-five basketball game? 241 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,134 I do.Name them. 242 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,005 I will. Okay. 243 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,224 T-Will. Mm-hmm. 244 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:50,138 Ronnie.[ Chuckles ] 245 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,966 Ladarius, Tony. 246 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:54,359 Gigi, Sha, Cousin Gary. 247 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,622 No. Pizza Willie. 248 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,362 That's... 249 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,842 Me. 250 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,583 Dre, you haven't seen any of those people in years, 251 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,932 and one of them is dead. 252 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,586 RIP Tony. 253 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,197 Mm-hmm. And you hang out with Charlie all the time. 254 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,591 Because of work. Alright? 255 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:11,289 Babe, I'm like doughnuts in that office. 256 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,074 Okay. Everybody loves me. 257 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,597 Mm-hmm.Charlie ain't special. 258 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,425 Okay. 259 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:19,210 Great. Now that we've solved that, I'll be in your bathroom. 260 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:22,300 Hmm.I need to make sure no parasites followed me back from Bengal. 261 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,389 Yeah. 262 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,565 Ew. 263 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:28,916 ♪♪ 264 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,005 All this stuff happened yesterday. 265 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,224 I mean, why do people read this? 266 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,661 Hey. 267 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,271 Since we're not going to Charles' wedding, 268 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,099 should we all get tickets to Splash Down Falls? 269 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,535 Hmm? 270 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,841 Look, they're double-bleaching the lazy river now, 271 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,190 so no one should get an infection. 272 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,278 Oh, I'm going to that wedding. 273 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,496 Oh, yeah, me, too. 274 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:47,021 I love love and free food. Mm-hmm. 275 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,979 So, you guys are just gonna leave Jack and I behind 276 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,502 like we're not a part of this family? 277 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,026 I mean... Oh. 278 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,549 Mm... 279 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,203 Are you kidding me? 280 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,771 Jack, I would never go to a party if you weren't invited. 281 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,947 You only go to parties if I'm notinvited. 282 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,949 Well, you're unpopular. That's not my fault. 283 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,299 Okay, I'm sorry, but you're on the haters list, not me. 284 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,996 [ Scoffs ] Wow. 285 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,824 Why do you want to go so bad, anyway? 286 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,391 Yeah. I don't. I couldn't care less. 287 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,827 Oh, sounds like you care. 288 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,307 You don't know me, hippie.[ Exhales sharply ] 289 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:15,440 Okay, look, Diane, if you want to go to the wedding, 290 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,964 you just gotta make things right with Charlie. 291 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,922 Yeah. Vivica just wants him to be happy. 292 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,621 I mean, maybe if you and Charlie are cool, 293 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,926 she'll be okay with you going. 294 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,059 Pass. Enjoy your stupid wedding. 295 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,713 I hope it's a buffet and your table goes last. 296 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,149 [ Gasps ]Mm-hmm. 297 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:31,761 Wow. What happened with her and Charlie, anyway? 298 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:35,112 Well, it's complicated, but it all started when... 299 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,418 [ FaceTime ringing ] 300 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:39,334 Oh! Hey, babe. 301 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,683 Sorry, gotta take this. 302 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:43,381 Oh, yo, I am in front of family. 303 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,731 [ Chuckles ] 304 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,298 ♪♪ 305 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,910 [ Elevator bell dings ]Dre: Bow made her argument, 306 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,173 but it wasn't my fault that Charlie didn't understand 307 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,262 what our friendship was and wasn't. 308 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,090 And truth? 309 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,832 Everybody at the office thought I was their best friend. 310 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,572 James. 311 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,837 Can you explain to me this whole, uh, overnight oats thing? 312 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,448 Uh, well, you just pour the milk on top of the oats 313 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,885 and let them sit in the refrigerator overnight. 314 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,365 Oh, oh, what about the fruit? 315 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:13,020 Do you put that on before, or do you put it on after? 316 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,500 I don't know, man. I didn't go to oatmeal college. 317 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,720 [ Laughs loudly ] 318 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,417 [ Cellphone chimes ]Oatmeal college. 319 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,028 [ Chuckles ] 320 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,073 Oh, wow, Maddie. Look at this. 321 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:26,033 Uh, Bow is asking about doing Thanksgiving at her mom's. 322 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,382 Who's Bow? 323 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,906 Come on. I thought you knew that was my wife. 324 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,691 How would I possibly know that? 325 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:35,259 Well, you know, Bow thinks we spend more time with my family, 326 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,262 but it's not my fault that her family sucks. 327 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:42,092 You know, what am I to do to keep the peace? 328 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,964 You should do whatever your wife wants. 329 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,400 She's not asking for much. 330 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,880 Yeah.Marriage is a partnership. 331 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,272 Yeah. It is. 332 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,752 But you know, her mom -- you know, she wears these 333 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,799 hippie robes, and not all of them have belts on them. 334 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,974 So, when I come downstairs -- 335 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,716 boom -- you know, everything is out there, 336 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,066 and I mean...everything. 337 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,589 I really think that's something 338 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,678 you should talk about with your friends. 339 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,854 I-I thought we were chopping it up. 340 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,291 W-We should go to that meeting. 341 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,162 Uh --Yes. 342 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,380 In the room. In that room. 343 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,947 In that room? 344 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,775 Mm. Okay. 345 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,780 [ Chuckles ] Mother-in-laws. 346 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,869 [ Chuckles ] Am I right? 347 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,829 Okay. Huh. 348 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,266 So, maybe my coworkers and I 349 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,703 were still getting to know each other. 350 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,576 I still had more than enough friends to not miss Charlie. 351 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,797 I slept on it, and I came to the same conclusion. 352 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,453 Work is a place of business, not a clubhouse. 353 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:42,022 ♪♪ 354 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:45,852 ♪ I will never find another lover sweeter than you ♪ 355 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,810 Seriously, you guys don't know who Prince is? 356 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,725 Well -- It's cool, Dre. 357 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,249 I got this. [ Blows air ] 358 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,511 You know what word I miss?Hmm? 359 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,599 "Colored." Oh. 360 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,210 Oh!Whoo! Whoo! 361 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,428 Stevens: Okay. 362 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,690 No, no, no!What's up? 363 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,388 It's not like you get 364 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,564 that close to work friends. 365 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,785 This is exactly what I imagined heaven to be like. 366 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,918 This is my hell.[ Giggles ] 367 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,441 Hey, brothers! 368 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,269 Y'all looking good. 369 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,576 Looking like the beginning of a Taye Diggs movie. 370 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,970 ♪ I prayed for someone like you ♪Okay, Charlie! 371 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,233 ♪ And I thank God 372 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:22,758 And I definitely wouldn't consider coworkers family, 373 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,499 even if they are there 374 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,110 for every significant moment of your life. 375 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,590 What's wrong, Dre? You're looking pensive. 376 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,766 Uh, maybe this is just my pee face. 377 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,681 No. I know your pee face. 378 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:33,987 There's something else going on. 379 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,336 ♪ Feel the same way, too 380 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,685 [ Chuckles ]Dre, when you asked me 381 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,252 to come over here for barbecue, 382 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,342 I thought it was to eat barbecue, not watch barbecue. 383 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,431 This is better. 384 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,259 [ Crying ] 385 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,043 Hello, Mama. 386 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,653 Charlie, how the hell did you get in here? 387 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,959 This is not weird. 388 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,352 My Mama's inside your baby. 389 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,835 Aw, damn. 390 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,793 Charlie is my best friend. 391 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,624 Grown men don't have best friends. 392 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,408 Unless it's a dog. 393 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,149 We're being raised by a 10-year-old. 394 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,369 [ Sighs ] 395 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,719 I had broken my best friend's heart, 396 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,764 but I knew I could fix it. 397 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,030 Oh -- Oh, hey. Hey, have you seen Charlie? 398 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,034 You know, I-I wanted to apologize and, uh, 399 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:24,037 let him know that I'm honored to be his best man. 400 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,301 Yeah, uh, it's a little late for that, Dad. 401 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,304 Uh, Charlie asked me to be his best man. 402 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,915 What? And his lawyer. 403 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,092 Told him not to let me handle the prenup negotiations. 404 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,267 [ Exhales sharply ] 405 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,268 Huh? 406 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,273 What do you mean you're Charlie's best man? 407 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,622 [ Exhales sharply ] 408 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,450 Listen, I'm sorry, Dad, but you blew it, alright? 409 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,017 He turned to me. 410 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,324 Well, actually, he turned to his Starbucks barista, 411 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:53,109 Brendan, but he had a prior conflict. 412 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,155 Although, he did send the entire wedding party 413 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,504 their favorite drinks. 414 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,549 He's a great guy. They go way back. 415 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,552 Anyway, I've already got the rings in my pocket, and, uh, 416 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,338 in case you're wondering, you missed out on a very nice flask. 417 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,470 Let me just talk to him.No, no, no, no. 418 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,385 I don't think so. Alright? 419 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,691 Step away from the door. 420 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,911 You really hurt Charlie. 421 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,000 He was broken. 422 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,524 Luckily, Brendan and I were there to pick up the pieces. 423 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,047 Look, I know I messed up, 424 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,483 but, Charlie, if you give me one more ch-- 425 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,007 Mnh-mnh! 426 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,661 Today of all days, Charlie deserves to be up there 427 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,142 with someone he trusts. 428 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,404 But he trusts me. 429 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,710 Mnh-mnh. 430 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,409 Dad, don't embarrass yourself, alright? 431 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,020 Now, I gotta go. 432 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,935 I gotta find "White Hennessy," which at first 433 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,198 I thought was a liquor, but turns out to be a guest. 434 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,895 [ Chuckles ] 435 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:44,334 I had missed my chance to make things right with Charlie. 436 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:48,295 I messed everything up, and he was moving on without me. 437 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,212 I don't need this funky wedding. 438 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,648 [ Whistling ] 439 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,042 Diane? 440 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,307 What are you doing working this wedding? 441 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:03,353 Well, I had to go incognito since Vivica banned me. 442 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,008 And can you believe she put my picture in every entrance? 443 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,271 Like anyone could keep me from missing this train wreck. 444 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,012 Why you over here looking all sad? 445 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,278 You know, Charlie's been a great friend to me, 446 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,150 and I took it for granted. 447 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,065 Well, that's no big loss. The guy's a dud. 448 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,980 No, no, no. 449 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,591 Diane, he's not, though. 450 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,419 He's funny. He's loyal. 451 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,248 He -- He listens to all my problems, 452 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,728 and he knows me better than anybody outside of my family. 453 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:37,039 And I never took the time to appreciate what we had. 454 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,695 Normally... I would say forget him. 455 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,653 He's a drain of resources on this county, 456 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,003 state, and humanity. 457 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,181 But it seems like Charlie means a lot to you. 458 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,229 While I disagree with that decision, 459 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,188 it's not every day your friend gets married. 460 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,364 [ Inhales sharply ] 461 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,408 You're right, Diane. 462 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,108 Maybe the best thing that I can do for Charlie 463 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,633 is to just sit back and watch my best friend get married. 464 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:11,117 That was some pretty mature advice you just gave me. 465 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,597 Thank you. Alright. 466 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,817 Well, I better get back in there and do place settings 467 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,210 or Jerry's gonna have my ass. 468 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,994 Mm-hmm. 469 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,866 Even if Charlie didn't want me up there, 470 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,652 I could still celebrate with him on his day. 471 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,654 Wait, so no one's gonna talk about 472 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,134 Babyface officiating this wedding? 473 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,222 Shh.Like, we're just gonna let that rock? 474 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,397 Shut up. 475 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,878 Welcome, family, friends, tender lovers. 476 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,706 Aww. Mm. 477 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,275 So, the bride and groom have chosen to write their own vows. 478 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,668 Please. 479 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:41,886 [ Exhales sharply ] 480 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:45,716 Vivica, I promise to love and obey, 481 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,850 and do anything that you want me to do, whatever it is. 482 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,331 I don't care. I am not proud. 483 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,029 I would do it. You just ask. 484 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,770 As long as you don't leave me. 485 00:17:55,813 --> 00:18:00,296 My Charlie [sighs] I can't wait to spend my life with you. 486 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,908 You have made me the happiest woman in the world. 487 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,650 And I want to send a special shout-out 488 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,000 to the Disney Corporation for allowing us 489 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:12,830 to use this set from my upcoming film, "Holy Alimony", 490 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,919 in theaters, streaming next June. 491 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,139 Soundtrack produced by Babyface, 492 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,315 featuring the single, "What's Up, Prenup?" 493 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,188 Hey.That explains why Michael Ealy's in the program. 494 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,494 Oh. Babyface: Now, Charlie, 495 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:28,194 do you promise to think of Vivica on two occasions. 496 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,893 ♪ That's day and night 497 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:36,071 ♪ Would you go for broke if she could be with you? ♪ 498 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,336 Whoo!♪ Only you can make it right 499 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,339 ♪♪ 500 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:47,169 That was the happiest I'd ever seen Charlie, 501 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,475 and that was the point of the day. 502 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,390 [ Indistinct conversations ] 503 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,915 ♪♪ 504 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,308 [ Clears throat ] 505 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,223 Everyone...[ Glass clinking ] 506 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,181 ...I want to thank everyone for coming out today. 507 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,489 I really appreciate you all. Thank you so, so much, man. 508 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,926 And to my Uncle Roy's parole officer, 509 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,058 thank you so much for bringing him. 510 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,060 We really thank you.Someone's in jail? 511 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,934 And to my beautiful, wonderful bride, 512 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,544 this special dance is for you, baby. 513 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,503 [ Cellphone ringing ] 514 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,113 [ Michael Jackson's "Beat It" plays ] 515 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,508 Oh, h-hey, girl. Yeah, I gotta take this. 516 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,074 What do you mean you gotta take this? 517 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,729 Where are you going? We rehearsed this. 518 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,209 Who's gonna take your place? 519 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:36,479 ♪♪ 520 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,089 What are you doing here? 521 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,308 Stepping up. 522 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,702 After all, I am your best friend. 523 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,094 That means a lot. Thank you. 524 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,792 ♪♪ 525 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,663 But, uh, what about them 10 Gs, though? 526 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,970 Worry about that later. 527 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,580 ♪ Beat it ♪ Beat it 528 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,191 ♪ Beat it ♪ Beat it 529 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,585 ♪ No one wants to be defeated 530 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:59,198 ♪ Showin' how funky and strong is your fight ♪ 531 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,244 ♪ It doesn't matter who's wrong or right ♪ 532 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,506 ♪ Just beat it 533 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,768 ♪ Beat it 534 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,117 ♪ Beat it ♪ Beat it 535 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:09,338 ♪ No one wants to be defeated 536 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:13,037 ♪ Showin' how funky and strong is your fight ♪ 537 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:16,040 ♪ It doesn't matter who's wrong or right ♪ 538 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,477 ♪ Just beat it 539 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,478 ♪ Beat it 540 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,001 ♪ Beat it ♪ Beat it 541 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,742 ♪ No one wants to be defeated 542 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,439 I got a lucky break. 543 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,398 In the end, I was able to be there 544 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,096 for Charlie like he was there for me. 545 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,490 That's what best friends do. 546 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,404 ♪ Beat it 547 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,666 ♪ Ooh 548 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,717 What are you doing here? 549 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,328 There are people here that will know if I go missing. 550 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,634 Relax, Charles. 551 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,070 I'm actually happy for you. 552 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,986 This feels like a trap.It's not. 553 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,989 As a wedding gift, you and I are square. 554 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,730 Really? 555 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,819 Okay. Thank you, Diane. 556 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,256 You didn't let me finish. 557 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,953 You and I are square, 558 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,215 till you get back from your honeymoon. 559 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,130 Then all bets are off. 560 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,914 Okay. 561 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,786 Okay? Okay. 562 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,092 [ Chuckles ][ Chuckles nervously ] 563 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:11,313 Wow. To think this all started because y-- 564 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:14,360 Vivica: Charlie, the limo's here! 565 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,058 Stay menacing, kid. 566 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,364 It looks good on you. 567 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,801 ♪♪ 568 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,412 [ Chuckles ] 569 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,806 I'm gonna flood his house while he's gone.