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Dre: When your kids
are old enough to start dating,

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you hope they don't
pick duds.

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And when Junior
picked Olivia,

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Bow realized
he picked a winner.

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If this was a real hospital,
you would totally get fired

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for making out
in the operating room.

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Mm.
You cannot do that.

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Right.

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They were growing closer
and closer...

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"And that's why
it would be an honor

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to get a master's degree
from your fine institution."

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Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm,
mm‐hmm.

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Okay, so,
this application

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is an opportunity for you
to show them who you are.

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Right.
So, you want to be
a little more personal ‐‐

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like, a little more
passionate.

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And don't be afraid

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to sprinkle in a little
bit of White guilt.

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Mm.

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Mm‐hmm.
Okay.

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Mm‐hmm. Okay.

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Okay.

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"To open
my own practice..."

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Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

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"...and provide help for those
that need it the most."

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Sprinkle.

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"The underserved
communities."

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More sprinkle.

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"Of color."
Whoo! Yes!

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That's what I'm talking about.
That's it. That's it.

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That's the one.
That's the one.
There you go!

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So, why are you only applying
to three schools?

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It's a common application.
Why are you limiting yourself?

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It's kind of expensive to apply
to all of these schools.

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Well, I would like
to pay for it.

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Really?
Yes, I would.

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And so, I think you should apply
to the entire East Coast,

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and include McGill
because those are
Canadian dollars,

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and that's not
real money.

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Well, thank you!

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You are welcome.
Get in there.
That's so sweet!

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Soon, nobody could miss
Rainbow's influence on Olivia.

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Wow! You two
look like twins!

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Yeah, the guy at the movie
theater thought so, too.

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He said
we looked like sisters,

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so we're kind of
leaning into it.

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Olivia:
Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, my God.
What?
What, what, what?

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Is Denzel single?

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I got into Yale.

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Oh, my God!
That is amazing!

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We did ‐‐
We did it!

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Oh, my God!

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We did it!
Yeah.

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We did it!
We got into Yale!

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I got into Yale.
I got into Yale.

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I just didn't think
a school like this

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would ever even consider me,
you know?

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What?
Why wouldn't they?

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You are a star.

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And I'm excited to be the planet
that is orbiting you.

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That's sweet.
This is amazing.

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But in the big picture,
it doesn't change anything.

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I'm excited to stay here
with Junior and go to USC.

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Wait, wait, wait now.

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You're not going
to Yale?

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No.

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It's like if Idris Elba
hit on me at a bar.

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Mm‐hmm.
Yes, it's flattering,

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but I'm happy with
who I'm with.

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SC is the place
for me.

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And besides, if it was good
enough for my mentor,

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then it's good enough
for me.

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Awww!

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Okay, you know what?

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I am happy to teach you
everything there is to know.

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I will even show you
the best place to throw up

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before a final.

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You're always
looking out for me.

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I got you. I got you.

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Oh, my God.

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I almost forgot
to call my mom.

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I'll be right back.

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Let's see her withhold
praise for this.

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Mm‐hmm.

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Looks like you got quite
a catch there, Junior.

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Now all you have to do

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is keep track of
her ovulation schedule,

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get her pregnant, and you've
trapped yourself a wife.

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I'm not gonna
do that, Pops.

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Unh‐unh. Hey, hey, hey.
You listen to your grandad.

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Now, I'm gonna go get you
a thermometer

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so you'll know when
to make your move.

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Alright, now!
Hey!

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It's not "alright, now."

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While Mama was making Junior
a fertility calendar,

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I took Jack and Diane
to be a part of a focus group

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for the last spot I did
for Urban.

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So, just, uh, watch the ad
and tell us your thoughts.

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Oh, and if any of your mothers
are single,

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just write their numbers
on that clipboard.

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[ Chuckles ]
Okay.

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♪♪

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How was your day?

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Terrible.

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I got in a fight
with Sophie,

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and now I'm not allowed
within 300 feet

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of the yearbook office.

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You thought your day
was bad?

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I accidentally released
all of the biology frogs.

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Well, I can't fix
your problems,

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but I can
fix you lunch.

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Announcer: Homestead Mayo.

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You're home.

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Okay, uh, who would like
to share their thoughts

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on the spot?

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Uh, yes.

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For the record,
that was clearly me.

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And calling it a "fight" implied
that Sophie landed a few.

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We'd like to speak
to the manager.

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♪♪

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How is it okay
for you to use things

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that happen in our personal
lives in your commercial?

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What are you
talking about?

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The frogs, Dad.

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That was my story ‐‐
my pain.

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The next day, at lunch,
we had chicken wings, Dad.

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That wasn't chicken.

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I know it wasn't chicken.

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Okay, look, I may have borrowed,
alright?

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But that's part of
the creative process.

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You write
what you know.

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Besides,
I put myself in there.

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The only thing that
looked like you in
that dang commercial

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was the fridge.

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You gonna
make an ad about

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how I think dogs
can go to college?

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Okay, look, since our privacy
isn't being respected,

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from now on, we're cutting
you out, okay?

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No more personal stories
at dinner,

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no more talking about our days
in the car,

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and we're blocking you
on Instagram.

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Fine. Block me.

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Alright, but you'll need
my support and advice

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before I need
your little funky stories.

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If you say so.

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But when your next commercial
is about Pops and Grandma,

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you'll know the truth.

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Yeah. Mm‐hmm.

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Okay.

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Rainbow:
Hey. Hi.

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I knew I heard
the sound of a woman

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effortlessly juggling
her home life and career.

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Hi, sweetheart.
What are you doing here?

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Oh, I just ‐‐ I thought
I'd stop by for no reason.

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Oh, I love it
when you do that.

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You know, i‐i‐it's funny ‐‐
I was thinking about

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how much you have
to manage,

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all while being a mentor
to my girlfriend.

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Aww.
Thank you, honey.

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Yeah, you know...

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it just means
so much to me to have

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a mother and girlfriend
who are so close.

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Olivia's like
family now.

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Do you know that Ruby has
started calling her her name,

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and not "that girl"?
Unbelievable.

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You know, my world
is just complete

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now that she's in it
and we're all together.

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It makes me so happy
that you're so happy.

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I thought you'd feel
that way.

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[ Gasping ] Oh.

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And that's why I need you
to talk Olivia

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out of going to Yale.

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What do you mean
"talk her out of it"?

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She said she's not going.

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Remember that whole
Idris thing?

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Oh, don't be naive, Mom.

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You would leave Dad in
a heartbeat for Idris ‐‐

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and so would Olivia.

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She just doesn't
know it yet.

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I just know the more
she thinks about that beautiful,

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British, chocolate man,
the more she's gonna want him.

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Ooh. I mean, the ‐‐

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Honestl‐‐

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Are we still talking
about Yale?

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Idris is Yale.

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Oh, I get it.

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They're both
irresistible!
Absolutely.

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It's only a matter of time
before she figures it out.

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You know, I think
she's already starting

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to put two
and two together.

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I knew I heard
the sound of a woman

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effortlessly juggling

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her home life
and career.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Oh...

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Why are you
wearing a scarf?

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Oh, it's just a little chilly
in here.

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This makes me
feel cozy.

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Mm.

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I bet it does.

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So she was wearing
a scarf?

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Mom, this was not
a pashmina.

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This was an
apple‐picking scarf.

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She is planning on
spending her fall

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peeping leaves
in New Haven!

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But she already said
that she is going to USC.

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Uh‐huh.

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So, all we have to do
is make sure

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that she doesn't
get lured away.

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She trusts you.

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She listens to you.

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You can nudge her
in the right direction.

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[ Gasps ] Oh, n‐‐
Oh, no, sweetheart.

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No, no, no, no.
I don't ‐‐ I don't ‐‐

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I don't think this is something
I should get involved with.

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All I'm asking you
to do is what is best
for your little man.

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Oh.

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My mama,
she loves me.

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Oh, hon‐‐ Ooh.

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Honey, I do.
I love you so much.

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Mama loves you.

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Oh.

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I‐‐ Okay, I mean...

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I‐I'll th‐‐
I'll think about it.

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Oh!

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Okay.
There she is.

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There's the woman who would lift
a car off my body.

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Jack and Diane
were crazy

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if they thought that cutting me
off was going to shake me up.

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Well, then,
no dinner for you.

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See if I care.
[ Cellphone swooshes ]

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I can't believe
that Jack and Diane

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think I need them
to do my job.

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I take their sorry little
stories and put them in one ad!

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Mm, not just one ad.

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What are you
talking about?

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Well, you did that
allergy medicine commercial

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after Diane
ate crab meat

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and her face blew up
like a beach ball.

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Okay.
And after Jack got his head
stuck in a stairwell,

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you did that ad
where a kid released his head

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from a banister using
Minnesota's Best Margarine.

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That was a coincidence.

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Then you did that tissue ad
where the dad was crying

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as his twins graduated
middle school

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as John Cougar Mellencamp's
"Jack & Diane"

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played in
the background.

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That proves nothing!

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We're all influenced
by our surroundings!

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Josh, he ‐‐ he pitches ads
about cats!

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Stevens ‐‐ he pitches ads
about boats!

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00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,459
And, Ch‐‐ Charlie,
you pitch ads

254
00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,670
about the post office
and conspiracy theories!

255
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,380
How do they know
where we live, Dre?!

256
00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,923
I ‐‐
Fair point.

257
00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,842
You know what?
I can get inspiration

258
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,760
from this coffee pot or...

259
00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,221
this charger.

260
00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,975
Recharge your sandwiches
with Homestead Mayonnaise.

261
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,018
[ Charger rattles ]

262
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,103
I don't need them.

263
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,646
They're just
being stupid.

264
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,524
Hmm.
[ Cellphone chimes ]

265
00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,902
Oh.

266
00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,989
My ‐‐ My tracker is saying
that Diane is within 3 miles

267
00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,700
and gaining ground.

268
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,869
I'ma ‐‐ I'ma head
to the bunker.

269
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,624
Oh, thank God you guys
are here.

270
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,876
I got to ask you
a question.

271
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,335
Okay, um,
[Clears throat]

272
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,882
Junior has asked me
to convince Olivia

273
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,300
not to go to Yale,

274
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,802
which now sounds like
it's her first choice.

275
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,598
But I also feel like
I would never tell a young woman

276
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:20,560
to pass up an opportunity
for a guy.

277
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,187
Now this sounds like
the kind of predicament

278
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,229
I would never understand,

279
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,814
but since I'm a man,
I got an opinion.

280
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,609
If you ask me,

281
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,195
real love is the only thing
that matters here.

282
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,696
Once you find
that special person ‐‐

283
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,783
as I did many years ago ‐‐

284
00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,077
no job, no distance,
nothing can keep you from it.

285
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,536
That's right, baby.

286
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,163
Didn't you cheat through
your entire marriage?

287
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,916
Whoa, whoa. I've seen you
double‐dipping the guacamole.

288
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,250
I didn't
call you out.

289
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,087
I'm just saying
they deserve a chance.

290
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,172
Okay, so,
you're on the side

291
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,383
of supporting
Junior's happiness

292
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,594
over what might be good
for Olivia.

293
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,097
Of course you put
your sons first.

294
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,807
That's your job
as a mother ‐‐

295
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,142
even if it is
a personal sacrifice.

296
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,436
See, many years ago,

297
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,689
Dre made a choice that I had
a real problem with.

298
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,732
Mm‐hmm.

299
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,526
But did I say anything?
Hell, no.

300
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,944
Mnh‐mnh.
[ Scoffs ]

301
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,197
'Cause he's my son, and ‐‐
and he said he was happy.

302
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,032
So I let him
go through with it,

303
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:20,245
even though I thought he
was making a huge mistake.

304
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,913
You're talking about me,
aren't you?

305
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,667
Not everything's
about you, Rainbow.

306
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,335
But just to be clear,
she's talking about you.

307
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,503
Okay.

308
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,381
Look, my point is,
is, on your deathbed,

309
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,591
you'll never regret
putting your son first.

310
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:39,013
After all, sometimes,
when you do that,

311
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,723
you get something good
out of it.

312
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,227
[ Chuckling ]

313
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,687
Thank you.
Thank you, Ruby.

314
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,604
You're welcome, baby.
Helpful.

315
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,856
Okay.

316
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,110
But now, you do put
your husband first, hmm?

317
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,070
Oh, absolutely, baby.

318
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,239
You know that, yeah?

319
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,032
Mm‐hmm.

320
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,618
Unless Dre
needs anything.

321
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,913
While Olivia's future
weighed on Bow's mind,

322
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,834
I was making magic without
relying on my kids' stories.

323
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,086
[ Sighs, groans ]

324
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,254
This is trash.

325
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,759
Hello.
Hi.

326
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,970
Thought you might like
the last slice of...

327
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,305
[Sniffs]
chocolate cake.

328
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,265
Mm.
Leave the cake and go.

329
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,601
Okay. I'll put it
on your desk.

330
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,687
Oh.

331
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,856
"A"‐minus, huh?

332
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,441
Seems like there's a story
behind that.

333
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,984
Nice try.

334
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,612
We're not the free‐samples lady
at the grocery store.

335
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,989
You can't just take and take
with no intention of buyin'.

336
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,826
Fine.

337
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,291
[ Singsong voice ]
Jack.

338
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,959
Here you go.

339
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,837
I thought you might
like the last slice
of chocolate cake.

340
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,218
So...

341
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,011
I had a long talk
with Diane.

342
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,638
Seriously?
Yeah.

343
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,724
She told me about your wild day
at school today.

344
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,560
But you know how
she can exaggerate.

345
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,521
So, you want to tell me about it
in your own words?

346
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,899
Come on, Dad.
I know what you're doing.

347
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,234
I know that you lied
about Diane

348
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,194
and you're just trying to
get stories out of me.

349
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,488
Well, I got a story
for you ‐‐

350
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,240
Jack don't crack.

351
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,575
Now go put that
in your little ads.

352
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,536
Turned out, my kids were
serious about locking me out.

353
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,163
Meanwhile,
Bow was having better luck

354
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,665
getting Olivia to let her in.

355
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,416
[ Both laugh ]

356
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,378
Well, I really appreciate you
for having me over.

357
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,505
This has been a really
stressful time for me.

358
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,924
Oh, you mean the whole
grad school decision?

359
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,217
Yeah.

360
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,010
Well, listen,
the good news is,

361
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,679
you can't make
a bad choice.

362
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,097
Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

363
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,848
I mean,
USC is a great school,

364
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,809
and I got an incredible
education there.

365
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,477
Right. Right.

366
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,272
I met some of my best friends
and the best part was,

367
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,649
I didn't have to be far away
from the people I loved.

368
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,693
Right, right. And that's why
it was my first choice.

369
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,027
Yeah.

370
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,154
USC was always
my dream school,

371
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,448
but then Yale was the school

372
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,492
I wouldn't even let myself
dream about.

373
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,660
I totally get it.

374
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,370
Yeah.
But it's so far away.

375
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,371
Right.
You know what I mean?

376
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,539
It's, like, in Connecticut.
So far.

377
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,207
And it's cold there.
Right.

378
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,917
I mean, you can't wear
an open‐toe shoe,

379
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,210
I'll tell you that.

380
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,671
And if you get a pedicure,
nobody's gonna see it

381
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,506
for eight months out of the
year, you know what I'm saying?

382
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,091
[ Both laugh ]

383
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:24,178
But USC ‐‐ I just feel like USC
is such a good fit for you.

384
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,515
And selfishly,
it's so nice for me

385
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,143
to have, like,
a young, Black, smart woman

386
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,562
just following
in my footsteps!

387
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,272
What?! Okay?

388
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,149
Okay, well, thanks for
supporting me, Dr. Johnson.

389
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,608
Oh, my God.
It's my pleasure.

390
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,652
What you say to me,
it really means a lot.

391
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,903
Oh, ba‐‐

392
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,613
No, even more
than my parents.

393
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,948
Oh.

394
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,116
It's nothing.

395
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,617
No, it's ‐‐ it's huge.

396
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,618
Oh.

397
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,328
The fact that someone
that I trust

398
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,289
has been through
all of this before...

399
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,583
Yeah.
...makes all
of the difference.

400
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,878
I don't know if you realize
how important your advice

401
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,088
and mentorship
have been to me.

402
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:03,968
So, if you think that USC
is the right choice...

403
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,678
then that's the choice
I'm gonna make.

404
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,263
Ahhh.

405
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,723
Go to Yale.

406
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,849
Excuse me?

407
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,185
Go to Yale,
and don't look back, okay?

408
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,021
I will use my miles
to pay for your ticket.

409
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,398
You need to
get...to...Yale.

410
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,108
Go to Yale!
But...

411
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,694
Oh!

412
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,654
Jah‐‐unior!

413
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,866
Why would you do this
to your little man?

414
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,289
I‐I just don't understand.

415
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,582
You were supposed to
convince her to stay!

416
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,167
But instead, you told her
to leave me?

417
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,544
No, I‐I did not tell her
to leave.

418
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,255
She said that you said to go
to Yale and don't look back.

419
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,298
Wh...

420
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,258
I was really excited
for her.

421
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,552
It's a really great school,
Junior.

422
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,305
Look, I know you're upset,
but I had to tell her the truth.

423
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,516
And I can't hold her back,
and I know that, deep down,

424
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,101
you don't want to
hold her back, either.

425
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,103
Oh, no.
I‐I absolutely do.

426
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,104
Junior!

427
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,396
What?
You know what?

428
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,190
I will compensate by boosting
three other women.

429
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,359
I just ‐‐
I cannot lose Olivia!

430
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,194
It'll ruin me!

431
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,904
I'll probably
take up smoking.

432
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,531
Do you hear yourself?

433
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,783
Please tell me that you
did not react this way

434
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,409
when she told you.

435
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:14,288
And that's why I think
I want to go to Yale.

436
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,375
Oh.

437
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,877
I see.

438
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,933
I, um...

439
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,311
I reacted in a way that
I think I can be proud of.

440
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,312
Okay.

441
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,361
Alright, sweetheart,
I know that you love her,

442
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,613
but if you're gonna be
in a relationship

443
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,657
that is gonna last
the long haul,

444
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,951
or if you're gonna be
the kind of couple

445
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,413
that can survive
all of the things

446
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,957
that life is gonna
throw at you, then...

447
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,043
you got to lift her up...

448
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,712
not hold her back.

449
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,924
I guess I'm so scared
to lose Olivia

450
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,802
I didn't really think about
what she'd be losing

451
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,012
by not going to Yale.

452
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,769
I'm being selfish,
aren't I?

453
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,732
Oh, my angel.

454
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,444
Love can turn us
into monsters.

455
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:32,074
One time,
I threw a bag of Nair

456
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,784
at one of Dre's
ex‐girlfriends.

457
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,161
[ Chuckles ]
What?

458
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,163
But, um, what I'm saying
is that...

459
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,877
...sometimes, you just got to
make really hard choices

460
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,046
when you're in love,
okay?

461
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,757
I believe in you.

462
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,093
Thanks, Mom.

463
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,095
Okay.

464
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:57,225
While Junior had
some serious thinking to do,

465
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,852
I realized the well
had run dry.

466
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,895
I was getting desperate.

467
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,230
You got to tell me
something.

468
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,814
Anything!

469
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,941
Who pinched who?

470
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,443
Hmm?
Who pooped their pants?

471
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,736
I don't know.

472
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,238
[ Sighs ]

473
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,406
What kind of kindergarten
am I paying for?

474
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,493
I need something relatable
to sell cars.

475
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,662
Had to take another hit
off that pipe, huh?

476
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,872
Couldn't get enough
of our sweet, sweet brain ideas,

477
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,915
could you, pookie?

478
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,166
Pathetic.

479
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,627
Okay.

480
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,711
Look, you guys were right.

481
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,213
I got nothing.

482
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,967
Maybe I am relying on you
too much.

483
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:35,263
But you guys are where I get
my inspiration from.

484
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,098
You know, when it's time
for me to tell stories

485
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,599
and get people
to feel something,

486
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,353
I go to the place
where I feel something ‐‐ home.

487
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,023
Well...

488
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,442
I guess I could explain why
I smell like street tacos.

489
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,485
Wait.

490
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,822
Before we tell
our stories,

491
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,532
from now on, we need to be
fairly compensated.

492
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,866
Mm.

493
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,535
A hundred a pitch...

494
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,869
a thousand if the ad
gets made.

495
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,415
Deal.

496
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,417
Okay, so,
it was around 11:15

497
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,377
when we drove past
this taco truck

498
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,254
with a giant chicken
on top.

499
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,880
Now, it wasn't
a normal chicken.

500
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,424
He was wearing
overalls.

501
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,509
Uh, what color overalls?

502
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:17,388
Turns out, my kids have always
held me up.

503
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,016
I was proud of
who they'd become.

504
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,518
Hey.

505
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,103
Hey.

506
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,271
Got you something.

507
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,355
Aww.

508
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,904
Aww.

509
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,448
It's an extra large

510
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,408
so you can still wear
a bunch of sweaters underneath.

511
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,451
Mm.

512
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,744
You're gonna
want to layer.

513
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,126
Look, when you
got into Yale,

514
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,836
all I could think about
was what it meant to me,

515
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,296
because I'm scared
to lose you.

516
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,923
Well, you're not
gonna lose me.

517
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,467
Look, I know
it'll be hard,

518
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,428
but we can make this work
long‐distance.

519
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,972
I'll FaceTime you
three times a day.

520
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,391
We'll use our air miles
to visit each other.

521
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,935
I'll even schedule my classes
so that we can watch

522
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,437
"90 Day Fiancé"
together.

523
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,148
But it'll be on
at like 11:00 your time.

524
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,567
I'll drink coffee.
I don't care.

525
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,737
We're gonna make
this work, okay?

526
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,113
We have to.

527
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,991
Hell, I'm best friends
with your mama.

528
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,493
I don't know
if we have a choice.

529
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,036
[ Both laugh ]

530
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,997
It's not always easy
to do the right thing ‐‐

531
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,709
especially when the right thing
costs you the most.

532
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,837
Here's a toast to future
Yale grad Olivia Lockhart.

533
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,339
Whoo!

534
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,675
Oh, Olivia, you're gonna love it
at White Howard.

535
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,510
You know, we actually
worked out the math,

536
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,554
and we'll be able to see each
other at least once a month.

537
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,391
All I have to do is hop on
a direct flight to Hartford.

538
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,393
Then, it is a one‐hour
train ride ‐‐

539
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,104
plus a short cab ride ‐‐
to see my lady.

540
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,981
Wait till she tries to find
good barbecue in New Haven.

541
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,608
Well...
Hey, mazel tov!

542
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,485
Mazel tov!
Mazel.

543
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,195
Olivia: You know, I just really
want to thank you all.

544
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,697
You've become, like,
my second family.

545
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,073
Aww.

546
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,658
Olivia, we will always
have your back.

547
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,077
[ Chuckles ]
And mine.

548
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,329
I hope this is the right time
to bring this up,

549
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,708
but with rent being
the way that it is,

550
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,710
I will, um...

551
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,087
probably have to
move back in.

552
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,672
Party's over!

553
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,716
Party is over. Come on.
Give it up. Give it up.

554
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,718
Olivia, you getting into Yale
is the worst thing

555
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,802
that's ever happened
to this family.

556
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,011
Thank you.

557
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:21,887
Thank you, son.
Goodbye.

558
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,601
Alright, I'm headed
to the grocery store,

559
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,103
so let me know if you guys
need anything special.

560
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,063
You know,
we've been thinking about

561
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,357
your long‐distance
situation,

562
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,402
and we've got some experience
in that area.

563
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,321
Back in the '70s, I used to work
on this offshore rig

564
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,991
out in the Gulf of Mexico,
and every week,

565
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,035
I would get an erotic drawing
from your grandmother.

566
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,080
[ Laughs ]
I tried to send pictures,

567
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,832
but the boys
at the Fotomat

568
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,500
kept stealing 'em,
you know.
Mmm.

569
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,169
Oh, God!

570
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,172
And then there was the time
I was traveling the country

571
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,633
defending my welterweight
foxy‐boxing title.

572
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,427
Ding ding!

573
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,512
Earl would send me
tapes of him

574
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,973
reading the Barry White
lyrics.

575
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,725
And lots of
"Penthouse" letters.

576
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:08,726
Okay, you know what?

577
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:09,894
I think I'm just ‐‐
I'm gonna go.

578
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,145
Yeah, you know...

579
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,397
That Barry White stuff
was real good.

580
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,567
I wouldn't mind another one
of them exotic drawings ‐‐

581
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:20,237
you know, something like
in your foxy‐boxing outfit.

582
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,406
Ruby's boobies
just everywhere.

583
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,574
Oh, well...

584
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,650
Alright, I'm headed
to the grocery store,

585
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,151
so let me know if you guys
need anything special.

586
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,070
You know,
we've been thinking about

587
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,447
your long‐distance
situation,

588
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,492
and we've got some experience
in that area.

589
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,411
Back in the '70s, I used to work
on this offshore rig

590
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,081
out in the Gulf of Mexico,
and every week,

591
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:15,084
I would get an erotic drawing
from your grandmother.

592
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:18,128
[ Laughs ]
I tried to send pictures,

593
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,880
but the boys
at the Fotomat

594
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,549
kept stealing 'em,
you know.
Mmm.

595
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,259
Oh, God!

596
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:26,262
And then there was the time
I was traveling the country

597
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,723
defending my welterweight
foxy‐boxing title.

598
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,433
Ding ding!

599
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,477
Earl would send me
tapes of him

600
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,938
reading the Barry White
lyrics.

601
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,731
And lots of
"Penthouse" letters.

602
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,774
Okay, you know what?

603
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,942
I think I'm just ‐‐
I'm gonna go.

604
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,193
Yeah, you know...

605
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,404
That Barry White stuff
was real good.

606
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,574
I wouldn't mind another one
of them exotic drawings ‐‐

607
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:50,244
you know, something like
in your foxy‐boxing outfit.

608
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,413
Ruby's boobies
just everywhere.

609
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,581
Oh, well...