1 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:07,572 Dre: Young people working part-time jobs -- 2 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:08,965 it's the American way. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,402 As a kid growing up in Compton in the '80s, 4 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:15,058 I was mowing lawns at 12 and delivering papers at 14. 5 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:18,235 My kids, on the other hand, do not have that hustle. 6 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,889 They're spoiled... 7 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,325 Dad, uh, can you help me with that thing Mom's talking about? 8 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:22,805 ...lazy... 9 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,763 You can't be a two-day college dropout 10 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:26,069 and a stoner, boy. 11 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,114 Pick a struggle! 12 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,419 ...and entitled.[ Thump ] 13 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,943 If we don't get Chipotle tonight, I swear to God, 14 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,163 I'm going to burn this house down! 15 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:36,079 Maybe if I was harder on their privileged asses, 16 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,473 one of them would make me proud. 17 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,866 So, I did some tinkering with the copy, 18 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:42,390 and now the client wants us 19 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,782 to be their agency of record. 20 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,393 Hm. Okay. 21 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:46,698 Hey, guys? Hm? 22 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,352 You're looking at the new locker-room attendant 23 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:49,484 for the Lakers! 24 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,921 [ Laughs ] 25 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,836 Oh, I'm so proud of you, son! 26 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:54,663 [ Patting back ] 27 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,143 Oh! 28 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:04,325 Oh! You got a job! 29 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:06,544 How did this happen? How did you do -- 30 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,329 Uh-oh. Wait a minute. What? 31 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:10,070 Did you find a golden ticket inside a candy bar? 32 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,854 Come on.We have to ask you these questions, alright? 33 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,638 You are the kid who thought that TikTok dancer 34 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,118 needed money for medical school. 35 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,163 No, it's real. 36 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,512 [ Gasps ] It is. What? 37 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,296 Lately, I've been working on manifesting my dreams, 38 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,168 so when a guy in front of me ordering lunch 39 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,735 had a Lakers lanyard on, I started talking ball with him. 40 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,737 Afterwards, we connected on Instagram, 41 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:27,391 and I told him to keep me in mind for any openings. 42 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,958 So I kept following up, 43 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,003 and today is the day he finally came through. 44 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,614 You did this all on your own? 45 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,572 Mm-hmm. With no help from Diane? 46 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,487 Yeah. I mean, I helped brush his teeth 47 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,315 and made sure he didn't wander into a construction site, 48 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:39,795 but this is all him.Yeah, you're right. 49 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,580 Finally, my hustle has started to rub off on you kids. 50 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:43,929 I literally brought in 51 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:46,410 $2 million worth of billing today, but... 52 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,891 Our baby boy has a job! 53 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,111 What?! [ Gasps ] We gotta celebrate. 54 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:55,158 We should -- We should make your favorite meal -- 55 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,812 No, no. Noodles and butter! 56 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,292 Mom, you're not gonna believe this... 57 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,423 What? ...but I manifested that, too. 58 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,295 [ Laughs ]No way. 59 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,774 Get ready. Get ready. I'll cut the carrots. I'll cut the carrots. 60 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:05,125 [ "Jeopardy!" theme plays] 61 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,517 Hurry up, Earl! 62 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,040 "Jeopardy!"'s starting, 63 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,652 and I don't want to miss the personal anecdotes. 64 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,610 Here you go, my love. Mm! 65 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,221 Shrimp scampi a la Earl. 66 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:15,874 [ Chuckles ] 67 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,920 Um... 68 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:21,706 Baby, didn't we just have scampi? 69 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:24,883 Here we go, baby. Shrimp scampi a la Earl. 70 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,103 Shrimp scampi a la Earl. 71 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,106 Shrimp scampi a la Earl. 72 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,587 ♪♪ 73 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,631 No, look, baby. 74 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,546 It's like we got a new thing. 75 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,374 It's "Scampi and 'Jeopardy!' Tuesdays." 76 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,810 It's nice. 77 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,290 Yeah, throw that on top of 78 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,900 "Football and Wings Monday." 79 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,075 Oh, don't forget 80 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:44,729 "House Hunters" and tacos on Wednesdays. 81 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,992 "Thursday Gumbo and Shonda." 82 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,733 Love me some gumbo and Shonda. 83 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:51,214 And Fridays, we eat leftovers, 84 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:54,130 answer e-mails, and the week's covered. 85 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,958 Yeah, it's nice to know what every day of the week 86 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,134 is gonna look like for the rest of your life. 87 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,266 Yep, you and me, 88 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:02,269 doing this every Tuesday until we die. 89 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,922 Until we die. 90 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,533 ♪♪ 91 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:09,232 Jack's new job still seemed too good to be true, 92 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,582 but luckily, he had me, a supportive father. 93 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,802 You see how easy we got in here, man? 94 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:16,152 People are always mistaking me for a baller. 95 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,285 Also, I scanned us in with my badge. 96 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,982 Alright, well, you know, 97 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,332 if you need me to stick around and see how your first day goes, 98 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,291 make sure it goes smoothly, you let me know. 99 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,249 Dad, this is not pre-school drop off, okay? 100 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,250 I got this. 101 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,209 They sent me a PDF. I read it. 102 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,906 I know where the clean and dirty towels go. 103 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,647 Alright, son, let me give you some advice 104 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,562 from somebody who's always around celebrities 105 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,955 and big-time people, all the time. 106 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,522 Never look them in the eye. 107 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:39,784 They don't like that. 108 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:41,177 Why not? 109 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,092 I don't know, man. Celebrity is weird. 110 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:46,226 One time, I saw Sinbad go into a restaurant and wave 111 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,792 and leave without eating anything. 112 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:48,967 Huh. 113 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:51,013 Okay, uh, thanks, Dad. 114 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,406 Alright, well, you know, 115 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,234 come on in here and give it your best shot, son. 116 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,061 And let them know if they're looking for a shooter, 117 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,325 I can sign a 10-day contract. 118 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,282 Dre! 119 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,979 Ahh! 120 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,764 Ow. Oh! 121 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,461 Dad. Oh, uh. 122 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:07,421 Okay, son, uh, you might want to pick that up 123 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,031 before anybody sees it, okay? 124 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,337 Go, go, go, go. 125 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,599 Dad -- 126 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:12,817 ♪♪ 127 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,993 Whoa. 128 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,343 Loose balls foul on that play, huh? 129 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,648 You must be the new hire. 130 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,171 Yes, sir. Jack Johnson. 131 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,304 Can't wait to start folding underpants. 132 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,306 That's weird, but I like your energy. 133 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,047 Where you from, Jack Johnson? 134 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,570 Uh, the Oaks. 135 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,224 Hm, okay. Dwight! 136 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,096 I want you to meet Jack Johnson from the Oaks. 137 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,708 Oh, my cousin Sheila, she's from the Oaks. 138 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:37,102 You know her?Um, nah, sorry. 139 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,367 Wait, Sheila Howard?Yeah! 140 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,020 Oh, I still don't know her. 141 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:44,327 Ahh, new guy, you got jokes. 142 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,155 Alright. 143 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,113 [ Basketball bouncing ] 144 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,115 Boop. [ Laughs ] 145 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,292 Ah, look at you two in love. 146 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,119 Hey. Hey, hey. 147 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,339 Don't be thinking about bringing no babies in this house. 148 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,341 Be honest. Would you really notice if there were any more? 149 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,822 No. But I have a question. 150 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,476 Now, you two have been together 151 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,912 for a couple of years now, right? 152 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,696 Mm-hmm.You live together. 153 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,568 You share all your meals. 154 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:10,092 You do the same activity day after day, 155 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,136 over and over and over. 156 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,051 Yeah, we really got it figured out. 157 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,140 I wouldn't use the words "perfect couple," 158 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,708 but the cartoonist down at the pier did, 159 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,144 so, you know. 160 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,624 Listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen. 161 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,366 Does it... Does it ever feel like 162 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,542 things get a little predictable? 163 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,806 I'm wondering, you know, for a friend, 164 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,940 what are the kids doing these days 165 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,376 to keep the gravy hot? 166 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,595 Oh. Eh? 167 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:37,554 Well, um, the key is to mix it up. 168 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:38,860 See, like, Junior and I 169 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,862 will pick restaurant names out of a fishbowl. 170 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,603 We do little scavenger hunts. 171 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,866 He unexpectedly pays my bills sometimes.Okay. 172 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,694 That's great. [ Chuckles ] 173 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:49,827 Oh, and recently, we've started confetti-ing each other. 174 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,220 Oh, yeah. 175 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,353 Sometimes, Olivia will just be going about her day 176 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,311 and I'll randomly pop out from behind a door 177 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,443 and shoot her with a confetti cannon. 178 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,705 She loves it! 179 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,228 Yeah! 180 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,621 It's like I'm in Times Square on New Year's, 181 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,100 just without the cold weather and the pee smell. 182 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:03,145 It is just great. 183 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,233 Mm-hmm. 184 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,583 Hm. Sounds stupid. 185 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:07,845 Oh. 186 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,934 When your grandfather and I were your age, 187 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:13,634 we were cooling our heels in Baja with fake IDs 188 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:16,506 [Chuckles] under the assumed names 189 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:20,641 of Ron Avocado and his sexy wife, Tina. 190 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,904 [ Laughs ] That's what we were doing. 191 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,341 Okay, Grandma. It was just an idea. 192 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,909 And I'm sure your friend, whoever it is, 193 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,650 doesn't need our advice anyway. 194 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:32,696 Oh, she doesn't, but I may still pass it on to her. 195 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,045 Mm. 196 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,351 She's in Europe now, you know, traveling around. 197 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,658 Good friend. 198 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,356 Earl! Earl! 199 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,575 ♪♪ 200 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:44,099 I'm telling you, don't lend him no money. 201 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,361 It kills friendships. 202 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,756 Bro, it's my cousin's girlfriend's barber's neighbor. 203 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,671 If I can't trust him, who can I trust? 204 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:51,672 Mm. Preach. 205 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,195 What you think, new guy? 206 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,197 Who, me? 207 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,981 Yeah, you, Little Mustache. 208 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,330 Really? 209 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,897 'Cause at home, nobody wants to know what I think. 210 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,856 No one even asks me what time I want to eat. 211 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,553 I just know if I'm not there by 6:00, 212 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:04,902 Dad's gonna finish it. 213 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,904 Well, lucky for you, you're not at home, 214 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:08,123 so, uh, speak. 215 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,125 Okay, um... 216 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,649 Well, if a friend asks me for money, 217 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,782 usually, I'll lend it to them, 218 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:15,957 but I'll make sure that they know 219 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,915 that there's no more where that came from. 220 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,352 Sure, you can ask, but you can only ask once. 221 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,485 Damn! That's cold. 222 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,008 But you're not wrong. 223 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:25,183 Hey, pull up a chair, my dude. 224 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:27,490 O-Okay. 225 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,274 What's your thoughts on crypto? 226 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:30,885 ♪♪ 227 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:33,975 I hope Jack's first day at work went well. 228 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:36,368 Ah, well, I wouldn't count on it. 229 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:37,500 Why? 230 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,763 He, uh, knocked over 231 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,504 a bunch of basketballs before I left. 232 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,637 Well, first jobs are tough. 233 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,988 I remember I was scooping ice cream for minimum wage 234 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:49,338 and all I got was 15 pounds heavier. 235 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,600 [ Laughs ] 236 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:53,081 But I did learn a lot about responsibility 237 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:54,822 and lactose intolerance. 238 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:57,738 You know, I think this job is gonna be 239 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,435 a good learning experience for Jack. 240 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,828 [ Cellphone rings ]And hopefully, 241 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,220 he'll finally understand the value of a dollar. 242 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,396 Hey, Jack. 243 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,530 Move my car out of the driveway? 244 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,532 [ Engine revs ]♪ Wake up in the morning feelin' fresh ♪ 245 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,925 ♪ Oh, yeah 246 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,013 ♪ Feeling like stuntin' on my ex ♪ 247 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,319 First day went great! 248 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:16,017 ♪ Movin' to the next [ Sighs ] 249 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,367 That right there? That's game-worn, playboy. 250 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,803 Better not see that on eBay. 251 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,544 'Sup, Mom?H-Hi, sweetheart. 252 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,633 What is this? What is this? 253 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,635 ♪ Too busy workin' on myself 254 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,550 Where did you get a McLaren? 255 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,552 Dwight Howard doesn't have any room in his garage 256 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,814 until he sells the Lambo, 257 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,424 so I said I could hold it for him.Okay. 258 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,339 Okay, I don't think it's normal 259 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:37,560 for you to have to store an NBA All-Star's car. 260 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:38,866 Yeah, I know. 261 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,346 I mean, it's not, but, babe, it's a McLaren. 262 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,913 So? 263 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,045 Alright, we'll keep your car on the street for the night. 264 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,655 Hey, I'm gonna go wash up for dinner. 265 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:48,005 You know, I caught a lot of dirty jocks today, so... 266 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,703 Ew. [ Groans ] 267 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:50,965 Okay. 268 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:53,054 I know that we were excited 269 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,882 about this job, Dre, 270 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:58,189 but this is not flipping burgers for gas money. 271 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,930 Okay, babe, I hear you, 272 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,845 but I really think this hustle 273 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,760 is gonna benefit him in the long run. 274 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,588 Okay, you think it's a good idea for him to be 275 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:06,981 hanging out with people 276 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,331 that can lend him a $100,000 car? 277 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,855 It's a $220,000car. 278 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,989 Well, I'm worried that we're setting him up for unrealistic expectations. 279 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,207 Okay, babe. 280 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,469 How about we just set some rules, alright? 281 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:18,993 Keep him grounded. Perfect. 282 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,429 That is a great idea 283 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:22,431 and will make me feel a lot better. 284 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,650 Alright. 285 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,434 And I think you should type those up 286 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,131 while I go make sure Jack didn't forget 287 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,307 to turn the lights off in the McLaren. 288 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,526 Hey! 289 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,529 Don't you drive that car without me. 290 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,487 I am just going to sit in it. 291 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,620 Okay. 292 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,187 [ Sighs ] 293 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,059 ♪♪ 294 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,060 [ Loud pop ] 295 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,845 What the hell?! [ Laughs ] 296 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,848 You've been confetti'd, lover! 297 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,327 What the hell is wrong with you, woman? 298 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,807 You almost gave me a heart attack! 299 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,156 It's gonna take Rainbow 300 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,419 a year to clean up this mess. 301 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,465 Confetti in my whiskey? 302 00:09:56,508 --> 00:10:00,382 I mean, really, what do you think you're doing? 303 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:03,254 [ Sighs ] 304 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,952 Nothing, Earl. 305 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:08,085 I'm not doing anything. 306 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,434 [ Sighs ] 307 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,654 Before Jack's next day at the Lakers, 308 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,352 we made sure he knew our new rules of the road. 309 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,659 Big day at work coming up? Yep. 310 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,269 I've got to return the McLaren, 311 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,575 run some errands, 312 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,837 ah -- [Snaps fingers] -- and we've got a shipment 313 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,404 of this new fabric softener coming in 314 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,406 that I'm really excited to get my nose on. 315 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,495 Alright, well, before you go --Yeah. 316 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,192 Your mother and I would like to lay down some ground rules. 317 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,585 Yeah. 318 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,456 You already told me not to look anyone in the eye, 319 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,241 and, uh, that's not a thing, Dad. 320 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,982 [ Clears throat ]Yeah, no, sweetheart. 321 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,288 We just want to make sure that there's some guardrails up 322 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,682 so that you don't, you know, get off track.Yeah. 323 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,205 Rule number one -- 324 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,686 any car that you bring home, 325 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,253 I get to drive. 326 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,689 Dre. [ Stammers ] 327 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:50,475 Sorry -- weget to drive. 328 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,694 Okay. 329 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,478 No more bringing cars home. 330 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,566 Yes, exactly. 331 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,090 And you need to keep your grades up, 332 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,092 and just because you're doing chores for the Lakers 333 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,703 doesn't mean you get to stop doing chores at home. 334 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,662 Fine. Uh, I got it. 335 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,575 You sure? 336 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,447 Yes. 337 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,275 Alright, well, you have a great day at work. 338 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,580 And here, sweetheart. Here's the key. 339 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,712 Why would you -- 340 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,235 And just ignore 341 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,716 any extra mileage on the McLaren 342 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,806 that, you know, might be there from last night. 343 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,808 Okay. Have a good day. 344 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:19,679 Tell Dwight I said hello. 345 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,115 Extra mileage? 346 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,594 Yeah. 347 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,118 You were supposed to just drive it around the block 348 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,075 if you were gonna drive it, babe. 349 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,076 Where'd you go? 350 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,469 ♪♪ 351 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,080 Vroom! 352 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:33,562 Vrrrm-ree-errrrh-ahhh! 353 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,564 [ Laughs ] 354 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,610 ♪♪ 355 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,222 Hey, Jack. 356 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,614 If you want to make a little extra money, 357 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,095 Anthony Davis needs someone to dress up as Olaf 358 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,575 for his kid's birthday party. 359 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,750 Uh, yeah. I'm sorry. 360 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,838 I'm not able to do 361 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,535 any of the after-hours stuff anymore. 362 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,974 Oh! Turns out Little Mustache is a busy guy. 363 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,889 See, time's not my problem. 364 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,020 Haters are my problem. 365 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,500 Nobody has any faith in me. 366 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,634 Jack, let me ask you this. 367 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,898 How many people you know that's killing it 368 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,595 that don't have haters? 369 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,728 No one. 370 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,730 Exactly, because that's just a sign 371 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,383 that you're doing something right, and when you're doing something right, 372 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,037 people get jealous, they get confused, 373 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,212 they get to hating. 374 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,648 But you don't got to pay them no mind. 375 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,825 You gotta do you, baby. Don't let anything stop you! 376 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,261 Wait, really? 377 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,785 Yes, 100%. 378 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,092 Listen, your path is for you to decide. 379 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,223 No one else. 380 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,529 Don't let anybody get in your way -- 381 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,922 not the haters, not the government, 382 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,227 not the guy in the cafeteria telling you 383 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,099 they've stopped serving breakfast. Nobody. 384 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,057 You get that burrito if you want to get that burrito, you hear me? 385 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,103 Wow. You guys are so right. 386 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,453 I needed to just stay on my path. 387 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,847 Thanks, guys. 388 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,765 Hey, wash these, too. 389 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,289 Do you want to make any extra money dressing up as Olaf? 390 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:51,205 'Cause none of us can fit in the suit. 391 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,989 Hell, no. 392 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,817 ♪♪ 393 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:55,818 [ Grunts ] 394 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,472 Junior: Hey, Pops. 395 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:58,995 Damn it. 396 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,823 What is it, everybody sneaking up on me today? 397 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,217 First your grandmother confettis me and now this? 398 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,784 You know, you almost made me 399 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,698 spill your dad's good liquor. 400 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:07,961 Hold up. You got confetti'd? 401 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,093 Yeah.So Grandma took our advice. 402 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,052 She's trying to keep the romance alive. 403 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,836 Aww. Hey, our romance been alive 404 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,272 since before the Black Panthers, 405 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,839 so you need to get that idea out your mind. 406 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,188 Okay. 407 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,842 Of course, we've settled into more of a schedule 408 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,452 than we would have liked to, 409 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,846 and I can't even remember the last time we had a meal 410 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,674 that didn't require thawing out, 411 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,632 but we -- we don't need your help. 412 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,591 But while I have you here, 413 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,028 tell me what it is that you young folks do 414 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,682 to keep it poppin' these days. 415 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,467 Well, sometimes, Junior and I stay up for hours 416 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,208 asking each other questions like, 417 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,254 "What's the source of your self-worth?" 418 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,169 Or, "If your house was burning down, 419 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,910 what five things would you save?" 420 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,868 And the more I learn, 421 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,261 the more I want to discover. 422 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,262 Yeah. 423 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,916 I'm an onion, and she peels me. 424 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,091 [ Both chuckle ] 425 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,137 That's the dumbest [bleep] I ever heard. 426 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,183 "What is the source of your self-worth?" 427 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,314 [ Chuckles ] 428 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,968 This is the source of my self-worth. 429 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,927 I'm going back to the guest house. 430 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,146 There's no good advice up in here. 431 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,627 I thought it was pretty good advice, Pops. 432 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,759 Why'd he even ask?[ Loud pop ] 433 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,849 [ Both laugh ]Gotcha! 434 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,286 They'll never have what we have. [ Sighs ] 435 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:15,419 Part of being the parent is making the rules. 436 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,291 Your kids may not like it, 437 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:21,556 but deep down, they respect you. 438 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,472 "I'll link up with you later"? 439 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,952 What? 440 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,344 Jack's talking like he's calling the shots. 441 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,911 No. Yeah. 442 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,087 He's not asking now, he's just telling us what he's doing? 443 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,872 Mm-hmm. Okay. 444 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,003 Hey, Jack? 445 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,962 This does not work for us. 446 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,702 You need to come home. 447 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,269 Send. 448 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,531 Whoa! 449 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,664 Oh, hell no! 450 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:43,883 He put me on Do Not Disturb! 451 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,623 Uh, he must think he's grown. 452 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,887 How do you casually text someone you're not coming home 453 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,323 and then put them on Do Not Disturb? 454 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,934 Doesn't he know I will set it off? 455 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,631 It doesn't sound like it.What? 456 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,242 Oh, we will. Come on, Bow. 457 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,721 Okay, I'm driving, though. 458 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,245 Hold on. I'm coming with. Just let me grab the belt. 459 00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,507 Okay, grab the one with the spikes on it. 460 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,725 Hurry up, honey! 461 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,774 We made our way to Jack's work to let him have it. 462 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,864 The fool didn't know what was about to hit him. 463 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,648 Hey, Jack, I got to give it to you. 464 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,216 They been practicing for an hour and they don't smell like toe juice. 465 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,262 Ah. Good job. Using the new softener? 466 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,916 Hey, I can't give up any of my secrets, 467 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,874 but they win those games, I'll do the rest. 468 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,615 Dre: Jack! 469 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,834 Jack Johnson! 470 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,446 Boy, I see you hearing me! 471 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:28,275 Despite your best efforts, we are here to disturb! 472 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,754 Hit your free throws, Dwight! 473 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,931 Hit them!We need security on the court. 474 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,845 There's some middle-aged guy 475 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,673 losing his mind down there. 476 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,024 Get your little, narrow butt over here right now. 477 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,069 I'm sorry, friend. I tried to stop them. 478 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,332 Well, I thought about stopping them. 479 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,986 You know, I may have told them a faster way to get here. 480 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,162 I'm sorry.Okay, what are you guys doing here? I'm working. 481 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,512 Not anymore. No, no, no, no.Mnh-mnh. 482 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,428 I'm so sorry, Los Angeles Lakers, 483 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:54,475 but Jack is going to need to quit 484 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,217 because his Mommy -- that's me -- and his Daddy 485 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,176 are here and we are taking him home. 486 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,786 Okay, you guys are doing way too much right now. 487 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005 Oh, no, no, boy. We could do so much more. 488 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,311 Give me a basketball, 489 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,617 because I want to dunk on you.Mm-hmm. 490 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,967 Okay, this is so embarrassing. 491 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,056 You don't tell us how it is. 492 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,101 We tell you how it is, and this is how it is. 493 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,233 Go to the car. 494 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,104 And do it fast, 495 00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,540 'cause we're in the red zone. 496 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,760 Hey. Alright, let's go. 497 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,196 Okay. Go. Go to the car. 498 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,241 Who's the parent? 499 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,592 Yeah, okay. It's whatever it is. 500 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,810 Man, I'm gonna miss that kid. 501 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,421 The last guy who had his job 502 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,119 had me go out there with two different color socks. 503 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,120 Embarrassing. 504 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,948 I'm gonna miss his mama. 505 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,124 Why he ain't tell us she was that fine? 506 00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,560 Pssh. Mm-hmm. 507 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,779 Ooh-ooh, man. 508 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,564 Here you go, baby. 509 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,392 Steak a la Earl. 510 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,872 Ohhh. 511 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:44,960 Mm. 512 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,440 Well, this is a nice change, baby. 513 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,571 Mm-hmm. 514 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,225 Should I turn on the TV? 515 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,619 No, baby. No, baby. I thought we would just talk. 516 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,273 What, Earl? 517 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,535 So, uh... 518 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,493 What would you say 519 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,975 was your source of self-worth? 520 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,759 What you talking about my worth? 521 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,153 I mean, um... 522 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:07,591 Like, what things would you save 523 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,898 if I set the house on fire? 524 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,987 Earl Johnson, if you're losing it, 525 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,946 I will 51-50 you so fast. 526 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,732 I'm just trying to peel your onion, baby. 527 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,038 Oh, pssh. 528 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,127 Wait, wait, look, look, look. 529 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,173 Junior told me that you asked him for some advice 530 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,957 on how to spice up our relationship. 531 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,743 I'm just trying something, too. 532 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:32,181 Aww, Earl. Look at you. 533 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,836 Look, we don't need no confetti cannons 534 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,229 to keep it hot between us. 535 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,578 Yeah. We're too sexy for that. 536 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:38,970 Damn right. 537 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:42,061 We're sexy people who do sexy things. 538 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,801 That's right. [ Laughs ] 539 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,021 We should be on a catamaran 540 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,849 cruising the Indian Ocean, 541 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,459 shooting fish with rifles. 542 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,853 Instead, we're sitting here in a guest house 543 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,985 in boring-ass Sherman Oaks. 544 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,422 Well, what is keeping us here? 545 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,727 Nothing! Nothing! 546 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,642 Earl... 547 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,905 let's go on an adventure. 548 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,604 Ooh. Ron and Tina? 549 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,433 Ron and Tina... 550 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,435 Ha! Avocado! 551 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,219 Girl, we gonna get kicked off 552 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,178 so many cruise ships. 553 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,223 [ Both laugh ] 554 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,225 You know it. [ Laughs ] 555 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,313 Alright. 556 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,532 Hey. 557 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,925 I think your little job here at the Lakers 558 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,318 has you confused. 559 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,625 It is completely unacceptable 560 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:25,626 for you to be unreachable. 561 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,627 You're not Pops. 562 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,889 [ Scoffs ] 563 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,282 I bet it'd be fine if I were Diane. 564 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,457 What? What? We're the same age, 565 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,719 yet you treat us completely different. 566 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,068 That is not true. 567 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,114 Okay, well, while y'all figure this out, 568 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,245 I'm gonna go gas up the car. Oh. 569 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,333 Dre: Okay.Don't worry. 570 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,639 I got a credit card. Thanks. 571 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,336 You see that? 572 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,295 Y'all trust her but treat me like I'm still a little kid. 573 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,644 No. 574 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,906 Those guys out there treated me like an adult 575 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,777 for the first time of my life. 576 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,128 To them, I'm not the kid who got lost on Halloween 577 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,304 or the Jack who got his head stuck in the banister 578 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,697 or the Jack who put his clothes in the dishwasher. 579 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,177 I'm just Jack. 580 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,526 Or J-Sizzle. 581 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,180 That's what Dwight Howard calls me. 582 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,704 So they... The guys kinda like you? 583 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,271 Yeah, I'm good at my job. 584 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,534 Eh, maybe you're right. 585 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,972 Maybe us treating you like a little kid 586 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,149 is keeping us from seeing how much you've grown up. 587 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,541 Yeah. 588 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,803 I mean, you did get this job all on your own, 589 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,544 and it seems like you're doing -- 590 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,851 doing great here, until... 591 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,419 Until we came and humiliated you. 592 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,508 Yeah, okay, look. In the blink of an eye, 593 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,162 you'll be out of the house. 594 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,599 Maybe we need to start treating him like that. 595 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,557 Thanks. 596 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,212 So, uh, do I still have to quit my job? 597 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,910 Uh, well, no. 598 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,130 But -- But if you ever put your father and I 599 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,349 on Do Not Disturb again, 600 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,177 I will personally tell every single Laker Girl 601 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,569 that you draw on your mustache. 602 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,484 Okay. 603 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,225 Go on. Get up in there. 604 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:46,968 It's hard to accept your kids are growing up, 605 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,580 but you do have a choice -- you can fight it 606 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:53,366 or you can be proud of the adults they're becoming. 607 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,802 We've got to get out of here. 608 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,499 I just clipped Magic Johnson's golf cart. 609 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,674 What'd you do?Mm-hmm. Nope. 610 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,285 I'm not saying it again. Come on. 611 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,417 Oh, man. I can't believe this! 612 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,376 I just made my last payment! 613 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,855 Somebody gonna pay for this. 614 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,336 I bet you it was that Dwight Howard. 615 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,425 Oh, I sure hope he likes Detroit winters, 616 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,948 'cause it's over for him. 617 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,825 [ Clears throat ] Excuse me, I'm meeting someone. 618 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,697 Are you Don? Don Sapphire? 619 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,526 [ British accent ] I may be. 620 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,181 If you're Gina Rhinestone. 621 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,489 I am. 622 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,927 And even when the lights are off, 623 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,712 I sparkle like a diamond. 624 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,584 Wait, is your name Gina Diamond? 625 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,759 Did I mess that up? 626 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,891 Don't think about it. Just keep going. 627 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,416 Sorry, sorry. You're right. Uh... 628 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,245 [ South African accent ] So, I need help 629 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,725 mining diamonds in Africa. 630 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,032 Mm. This isn't working for me. 631 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,339 Yeah, me neither. My grandparents are nuts. 632 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,906 Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. 633 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,518 ♪♪ 634 00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,868 Oh! [ Laughs ] 635 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,871 [ Both laugh ] 636 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,395 Oh, yeah. This feels like us. Yeah.