1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:03,462 Dre: Life is hectic in my house. 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:06,340 Virtually every hour of my day is scheduled, 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,884 without a moment to lose. 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:12,137 So every moment I'm standing around is a moment wasted. 5 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,056 Guys, some on! We've got to hustle! 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:16,725 Jack, Diane, Devante, let's go! 7 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,185 Ready to go, big guy. 8 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,395 Boy, not you. 9 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,481 I'm talking about my son, Devante. 10 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,483 There are six Black kids at his school. 11 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:27,110 How did you end up tutoring the only other kid named Devante? 12 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,196 This is the one I'm talking about. Let's roll. 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,990 That's why you can bet I put a dollar value 14 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,992 on every minute of my free time. 15 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:34,993 Hey, Dad. Hey. 16 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,620 Olivia and I have an extra ticket 17 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,831 to an amazing cheese tasting. Care to join us? 18 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,751 [Singsong] It's all Humboldt County goat cheeses. 19 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:43,919 ♪♪ 20 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,879 [ Cash register dings ] 21 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,548 That's gonna be a big fat "hell no." 22 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,800 I'm not about to waste $500 of my time 23 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,469 to taste some nasty cheese from a funky goat. 24 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,430 Come on, old man, expand your mind! 25 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,598 No. 26 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,393 Hey, good news, baby. If you come with me 27 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,145 to a one‐hour timeshare presentation, 28 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,482 we get three nights free in San Pedro! 29 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,776 Come on, go with me, baby! 30 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,486 [ Cash register dings ] 31 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,364 Mama, thank you, but I'm good. 32 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,450 Fine, I'll ask the White lady next door. 33 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,412 I bet she's dying to get some vacation braids. 34 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,455 Oh, my God! We just got invited 35 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,708 to the most incredible charity event. 36 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,877 [ Cash register dings ] 37 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,629 Pass. You owe me. 38 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,630 What? 39 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,090 Babe? Rainbow: Yes? 40 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,092 I know it's your birthday weekend... Yes. 41 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:36,138 ...but I got us tickets to Clippers Fan Fest! 42 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,807 [ Cash register dings ] 43 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,852 Hyah! 44 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,479 Unfortunately, I married someone 45 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,523 whose time is also valuable. 46 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,524 Damn. 47 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,906 Rainbow: Come on, Dre, don't make that face. 48 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,868 What? It's not like I invited you to a timeshare presentation. 49 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,870 This is an event for a great cause. 50 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:04,041 Look, "When We All Vote works to change the culture 51 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,335 around voting and increase voter turnout 52 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,962 by helping to close the age and race gap 53 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,172 at the polls." 54 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,216 Plus, it says there's a special guest. 55 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,676 It's gonna be John Legend. 56 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,011 It's always John Legend! 57 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,180 Dre, this is a cause that we both care about! 58 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,848 And the Thompsons might be there. Ah! 59 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,309 Ugh, the Thompsons. 60 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,187 What?! The Thompsons are really nice people, 61 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,689 and I think that if we spent time with them, 62 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,690 we would really click. 63 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,733 No way. 64 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,985 Alright? No couple friends. Why not? 65 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,821 Because no one ever likes each other equally. 66 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,907 And I don't want to get stuck making small talk 67 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,450 with some dude just nodding along, 68 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,994 telling me about the 55 ways to fix up an old canoe. 69 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,496 That canoe was really nice. 70 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,914 [ Footsteps approaching ] 71 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:44,915 Hey, guys! 72 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,459 Don't forget, tonight is movie night! 73 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,794 And we are gonna find out 74 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,213 what they are so "Fast and Furious" about. 75 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,465 Uh‐huh. I'm‐a tell ya, I think it's air pollution. 76 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,883 Uh... Sorry, we have plans. 77 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,093 Yeah. With who? 78 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,427 Friends. 79 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,220 Where? 80 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,221 Out. 81 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,597 Yo, you hear this dude? 82 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,391 Yeah. They're crazy. 83 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:03,934 Don't wait up. 84 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,268 Wow. 85 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,645 Okay. Alright. 86 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,063 Well, you know what, Dre? 87 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,773 This is why we need couple friends. 88 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,484 Come on, we'll go there, we'll meet some people. 89 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,236 It's gonna be fun. 90 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,278 Come on. Go with me. 91 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,446 Fine! Yes! 92 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,489 I'll go. 93 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,116 But I'm wearing sneakers with my suit, 94 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,742 and I don't want to hear a word about it. 95 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,827 Fine. 96 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,287 Even though Bow's adult play date 97 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,705 wasn't until the weekend, 98 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,375 I was already dreading hanging out with other couples. 99 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,252 Okay, Dre, what's going on? 100 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,420 Oh, no, let me ‐‐ let me guess. 101 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:35,340 Uh, the NFL has fired its only Black head coach? 102 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,425 No. Oh. 103 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,427 Bow is making me go to this charity event 104 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,929 because she thinks we need couple friends. 105 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,973 Who needs couple friends? 106 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:46,143 I wish I had couple friends... or really even any friends. 107 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,728 Aw, couple friends are a complete waste of time. 108 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,981 Trust me. The woman always falls in love with you, 109 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,108 and the man always wants a boat loan. 110 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,651 If you don't want to go to the charity event, 111 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,654 I'll be happy to escort Bow. [ Chuckles ] 112 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,240 At the dinner table, lookin' all fine. 113 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,410 What's this? Someone's passing around a bowl. 114 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,829 Okay, I'll put my keys in. 115 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,497 I'm a little unsure at first. 116 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,915 Rainbow is perfect. 117 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,500 With so many beautiful types of fruit, 118 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,752 I'd be foolish to limit myself to just one... 119 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,464 Okay, Charlie, it's not that kind of party. Oh. 120 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,674 Alright? These events are always the same, 121 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,468 with Bow trying to make us be friends 122 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:23,138 with interesting women and their dud husbands. 123 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,724 You know, so many journalists and college professors. 124 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,686 Never anything that's useful, like a Formula 1 driver or ‐‐ 125 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,937 or a celebrity chef. 126 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,566 Or a friendly D. A. who can "lose" the paperwork 127 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,152 when you're charged with trafficking panda cubs. 128 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,445 Exactly! 129 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,363 Look, I don't mind writing the check, 130 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:43,867 but my whole night is ruined when Bow does that stuff. 131 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,243 Like, hell, I'd rather go to 132 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,078 Devante's kindergarten drum recital. 133 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,080 Hell, I'll take her to the drum recital. 134 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,207 [ Chuckles ] 135 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,375 Wait, someone's passing a bowl around. 136 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,835 What's this? 137 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,420 They're swapping kids. 138 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,631 Someone hands me a child. 139 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,216 I guess he's mine now. 140 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,425 Charlie? 141 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,553 I will be taking my wife to every event, 142 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,057 including this one, even if it is a total waste of time. 143 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,683 But I will tell you this. 144 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,727 I am playing hard to get. 145 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,272 I will not be saddled with a dud again. 146 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:18,401 I kept my word and went to the charity event with Bow, 147 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:23,114 and it was exactly what I thought ‐‐ full of duds. 148 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,909 And we are so grateful that you have joined us 149 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,078 to support When We All Vote. 150 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:31,248 We're a nonpartisan initiative that empowers people to vote, 151 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,500 hold our elected officials accountable, 152 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,002 and protects the right to cast a ballot. 153 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,380 We need your help to build an engaged electorate 154 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,882 for today and for generations to come. 155 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:41,967 Yeah. 156 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,052 Cheers. Thank you so much for your support. 157 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,303 Hey! Wonderful. 158 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,638 Thank you for having us. 159 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,681 Hon? Yes? 160 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,891 Yeah, uh, we've been here for an hour. 161 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,268 Mm‐hmm. Can we put these spinach puffs 162 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,895 in our pockets and break out of here? 163 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,355 No, Dre, we cannot do that. 164 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,982 Why? Just ‐‐ Just be a nice person. 165 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,358 Be a nice ‐‐ Babe, let's break out. 166 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,776 ♪♪ 167 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,944 What? [ Gasps ] 168 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,612 Isn't that ‐‐ Who is that? 169 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,657 [ Majestic music plays ] 170 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,577 Sweet Black Jesus. 171 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,120 That's not John Legend. I know. 172 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,293 Ruby: Hey! What y'all lookin' so happy about? 173 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,378 Did you make my baby take marijuana? 174 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,922 What?! No, we just, um... 175 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,924 [ Clears throat ] We met somebody special. 176 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,634 Like, special special. 177 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,136 They might not want to hear about who we met tonight. Oh, probably not. 178 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,263 It was Michelle Obama! 179 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,472 Michelle Obama?! 180 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,224 Are you sure it was really her? 181 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,309 You'll been fooled 182 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,269 by Barack Obama impersonators before. 183 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,187 Okay, he was pretending not to be himself 184 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,440 so he wouldn't draw a crowd, fool. 185 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,150 And we know it was her because we connected 186 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,568 like we've known each other forever, 187 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:45,280 and we had a conversation that was about being parents... 188 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,656 Mm‐hmm. ...professionals... 189 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,534 Yes. ...and honestly, it was ‐‐ what's the word? 190 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,660 Oh... 191 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,329 Both: Magical. 192 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,747 Hmm. 193 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,333 [ Dionne Warwick's "That's What Friends Are For" plays ] 194 00:06:56,333 --> 00:07:01,129 ♪♪ 195 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,633 ♪ Keep smilin', keep shinin' ♪ 196 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:12,641 ♪ Knowin' you can always count on me, for sure ♪ 197 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:17,145 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 198 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,732 ♪ For good times and bad times ♪ 199 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:28,615 ♪ I'll be on your side forevermore ♪ 200 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:33,078 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 201 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,956 ♪ Keep smilin', keep shinin' ♪ 202 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,583 ♪♪ 203 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,670 How do you know she feels the same way about you? 204 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,715 Yeah. This is the same boy who thought he made eye contact 205 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,717 with Janet on the Rhythm Nation tour. 206 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,177 Yeah. And then he went back to school, 207 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,845 telling everybody that she was his girlfriend. 208 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,931 She looked into my soul. 209 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:57,602 We know because I got Michelle Obama's phone number. 210 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:01,064 And she will be joining us for dinner here Saturday night. 211 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,440 Ho‐ho‐ho‐ho! What?! 212 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,025 Oh, my God, this is amazing! Ruby: They lyin'. 213 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,695 I am gonna start workshopping ideas on how to greet her. 214 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,822 "Hello" does not feel special enough. It's not. 215 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,407 She's not gonna want to meet you 216 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,201 when she can meet a genuine Civil Rights hero. 217 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,120 No one has told any of you 218 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,871 that you are welcome to this dinner, 219 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,082 so you have to leave the house, 220 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,376 because we want to have a nice, normal dinner 221 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,252 with our friends. 222 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,253 You don't have any friends. 223 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,629 Right! Oh, it feels so right! 224 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,173 You aren't seriously gonna leave us out? 225 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,967 This is child abuse! 226 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:32,762 Andre, your giant head tore me from tip to tail. 227 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,682 Now, you could at least let me say hello to the woman! 228 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,227 Sorry, everybody must leave Saturday night, 229 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,479 and that goes for you guys, too. 230 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,773 Okay, cool. Mason's having a black‐light party, 231 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,817 so we really don't care about what you guys have going on. 232 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,569 Michelle Obama is coming to dinner. 233 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,695 ‐What?! ‐What? 234 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:52,282 Diane: Oh, I, uh... Dang, Mason's party 235 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,034 was just canceled, yeah. 236 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,994 He has a seven‐day diarrhea. Mm. 237 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:59,789 So, um, we are actually available to meet Mrs. O. 238 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,500 All of you are banned, okay? 239 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,627 Because this ‐‐ 240 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,963 this is something that's just for Dre and I. 241 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,339 Yes. Mmm. 242 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,134 No. 243 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,177 [ All arguing ] 244 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,096 "No" is right. Ain't nobody ‐‐ 245 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,389 Alright, alright! 246 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,308 Hold on, hold on! 247 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:21,394 We understand and appreciate all that you do for us. 248 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,730 And if you want this evening to yourselves, 249 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,982 we will honor your request. 250 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,486 I neither understand or appreciate what Rainbow and Dre 251 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:33,531 are trying to do, nor do I feel any need to honor their request. 252 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,533 [ Gasps ] This is madness. 253 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,495 I agree! We have a Black Jesus given right 254 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,621 to meet this woman! 255 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,332 Now, y'all know ‐‐ y'all know how I feel 256 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,334 about somebody from the government comin' in this house. 257 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,627 ‐Yeah. ‐Right. 258 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,128 But we talkin' about Mrs. Michelle Obama. Come on! 259 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,546 Michelle Obama! 260 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,547 It's only right. 261 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,257 And who do they think they are? 262 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,884 Exactly, we're the teenagers. 263 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,344 We're the ones supposed to be ditching them, 264 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,595 not the other way around. Right. 265 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,723 And it's not like I even want to hang out for long. 266 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:02,143 I just want one photo that I can rub in the faces of my enemies! 267 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,354 Yeah, and I just want her to sign my copy of "Becoming" 268 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,605 and tell me I'm enough. 269 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,524 I want to know if she still has connections 270 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:11,152 who can look into pardoning certain youthful indiscretions 271 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,239 from the 1960s so someone can get a passport again. 272 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,073 You feel me? 273 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,866 ‐Ah. ‐Ah, I feel you. 274 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,201 Alright, alright, alright! 275 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,495 Then it's decided. 276 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,123 We're gonna crash this party. 277 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,165 Huh? 278 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:28,002 Jack, go get me my disguise trunk. 279 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,379 Go ahead. 280 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,590 Dre: The night of the dinner, everything was in place 281 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,344 to welcome Michelle Obama into our humble home. 282 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,012 Babe, do you know what's weird about this? 283 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,348 What? Is how not‐weird it feels. 284 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,349 I know, right? 285 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,934 Mrs. Obama is just so warm and ‐‐ 286 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,519 and down‐to‐earth. Mm‐hmm. 287 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,354 Do you know that I sent her a confirmation text, 288 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,399 and she sent me back a dancing‐lady emoji. 289 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,900 That's it? No words? 290 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,901 It was just like, "Wah!" 291 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:52,944 She's cool. [ Laughs ] 292 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,154 [ Doorbell rings ] Oh, okay, okay! 293 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,905 Okay, baby! Baby, button my arm button! 294 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,115 Uh... [ Shouts incoherently ] 295 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,783 Okay, I'm gonna button. Button, okay. 296 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,535 Okay. Okay, come on. Come one, give it to me. 297 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,203 Oh! Mmm! [ Laughs ] 298 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,163 Okay. Okay, okay. 299 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,165 [ Both sigh ] 300 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,958 [ Gasps ] Okay, hey. 301 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,043 Hi. I thought I would do the neighborly thing 302 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,295 on a Saturday night and bring over 303 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,797 my famous tuna‐zoodle casserole. 304 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:13,631 Can I come in, please? 305 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,716 ‐No. ‐No! 306 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,842 Alright, look, I put 2 and 2 together 307 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,510 when the Secret Service interviewed me. 308 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,470 I know Mrs. Obama is gonna be here. I just want to meet her. 309 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,722 No. I can pretend to be your maid. 310 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,223 Uh, uh, good night. A white maid! 311 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,559 I mean, wouldn't that be something? 312 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,436 Everyone else may have been tripping, 313 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,105 but we just wanted to have a normal night. 314 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,065 Luckily, so did Mrs. Obama. 315 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,067 I hope this is okay. 316 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,485 Mm‐hmm, looks good, looks good. 317 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,612 Uh‐huh. 318 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,113 Well, you know, we figured 319 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,282 that you've had enough steak dinners for a lifetime. 320 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,742 [ Laughs ] How'd you know? 321 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,784 Oh. [ Laughter ] 322 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,619 ‐Cheers. ‐Cheers. 323 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,870 [ Laughing ] 324 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,163 Don't mind us. Sorry, just ‐‐ 325 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,748 Oh ‐‐ forgot my phone in here. 326 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,790 Hi. We'll be real quick. 327 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,959 [ Chuckles ] Take the picture. 328 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,588 For the love of God, Olivia, take the picture. 329 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,547 Junior? 330 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,548 Yes? 331 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,507 Get out. 332 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,592 Oh, sorry, Father. [ Chuckles ] 333 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,093 Thank you. Bow, what is he doing here? 334 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,094 I have no idea. 335 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,764 Weird, right? Zoey? 336 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,765 Yeah? 337 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,600 What are you doing here? 338 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,935 Are you kidding? No. 339 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,062 I'm here all the time. 340 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,482 And matter of fact, I actually just started a fashion line. 341 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,484 Oh. So if you wanna give me 342 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,777 Sasha and Malia's sizes... 343 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,278 Oh. ...I'll send you some samples. 344 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,279 Hey. Okay. 345 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,697 Dre: Hey, Zoey, nice try. 346 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,782 Get out. Get out. 347 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,158 Michelle: Congratulations. Aw, thank you. 348 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,243 Oh, she's a cutie. 349 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,035 She doesn't live here. 350 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,827 She doesn't live here? 351 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,828 Yeah. Really? 352 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,664 Seriously. Andre, my boy. 353 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,831 No. Oh. 354 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,874 [British accent] I'll not have you speak thus 355 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,334 when we have such august company about. 356 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,168 Rainbow: Oh, boy. 357 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,586 "August"? What does that mean? 358 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,587 Good evening, your grace. 359 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,588 Good evening. 360 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,257 My deepest apologies for my son. 361 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,967 I'm still working on his refinement. 362 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,843 Oh. A father's work is never done. 363 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,011 [ Awkward laughter ] 364 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,265 [Bad British accent] I‐I‐Indeed, guv'nor, indeed. 365 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,766 [ Laughs ] [ Normal voice ] I'm sorry. 366 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,227 I just love you so much! Oh. 367 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,646 You did so much to normalize 368 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,189 having your mother live with you. 369 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,607 Okay. [ Sobbing ] 370 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,359 So, Mama, enough! [ Chuckles ] 371 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,279 Alright, if your name is not on the mortgage 372 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,198 and your ass has never lived at the White House, get out. 373 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,992 Okay. Great to meet you. 374 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,909 Ruby: Michelle Obama. 375 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:05,994 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. 376 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,412 Greetings to the first man. 377 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,371 How did her arms feel, baby? 378 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,956 Rainbow: Hey. Hard ‐‐ very hard. 379 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,208 Wow, wow. Okay, I'm so sorry. 380 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,543 Oh, my ‐‐ I'm... Beautiful. 381 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,336 Yes, that ‐‐ Okay. Wow, lovely gown. 382 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,504 That was a lot. 383 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,756 Yeah, I'm so sorry. [ Chuckles ] 384 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,217 Oh, my God. My apologies. 385 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,178 Oh, trust me, I have seen much worse. 386 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,180 [ Sighing ] Oh. And your family is beautiful. 387 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,515 Oh, thank you. They really are. 388 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,892 Thank you, but that wasn't the entire gang. 389 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,102 Oh, there's more? 390 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,313 Uh, I'm surprised the twins haven't army‐crawled 391 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,647 their way in here by now. Twins? 392 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,732 ‐Hey, guys. ‐Hey. 393 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,566 What y'all eatin'? 394 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,859 Hey, hi. 395 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,152 Hi. Who that lady? Hey. 396 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,696 Yeah, anyway, we thought this would be a great time... 397 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,947 Mm. ...for movie night. 398 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,033 Movie night? Uh, I don't know your plans, 399 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,576 but, uh, you're more than welcome to stay. 400 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,369 Aww, thank you. We got sheets and pillows. 401 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,580 This is incredible. 402 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,082 If I don't see cartoon smoke in 3 seconds 403 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,375 where your bodies are, 404 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,002 I will not be paying for your college. 405 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,962 Oh. Get out. 406 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,547 Rainbow: Get out now. Go. 407 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,090 I'm‐a ‐‐ I will ‐‐ Go. 408 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,800 Bye. Get out. Goodb‐‐ 409 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,385 [ Chuckles ] 410 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,887 Wow. Oh, it's so cute. 411 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,889 Well, I can tell you that that was definitely just for you. 412 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:08,890 [ Laughs ] Yes. 413 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,641 That was for you because Jack and Diane... 414 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,435 Mm‐hmm. ...they're in that teenage phase... 415 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,228 Oh. ...where they never want to be anywhere near their family. 416 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,229 Hmm. Mm‐hmm. 417 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,272 Like, ever. I‐I get it. 418 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,899 When our girls were that age, 419 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,984 you should have seen how they rolled their eyes, 420 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,778 especially at their father. Really? 421 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,779 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 422 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,946 They roll their eyes in front of my face. 423 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,073 Well... Oh. 424 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,240 Alright? At least show me the respect 425 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,909 and roll your eyes when my back is turned. 426 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,786 [ Laughs ] Well, that's the least they could do. 427 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,787 Mm‐hmm. Oh, goodness. 428 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,413 But it's all love, it's all love. 429 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,456 See, it's all love. Thank you. 430 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,457 That's what we tell ourselves. 431 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,875 Listen, I will tell myself... 432 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,293 [ Laughs ] 433 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,628 I just thought it was so much easier when they were younger. 434 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,921 Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm. 435 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,089 Jack and Diane, when they wouldn't go to sleep, 436 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,632 I would do a little Jamaican accent for them. 437 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:43,758 Oh, really? You know what I mean? 438 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,759 And they would laugh and laugh and laugh. 439 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,927 And now when I do it for them, 440 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,095 they tell me I'm canceled. 441 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,096 [ Laughs ] Mm, mm‐hmm. 442 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,347 Well, I got to hear this accent. 443 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,224 No. Come on, baby, you got to do it now. 444 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,517 Come on, do it, do it. Oh, come on. 445 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,393 Do it! Do it! Come on. 446 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,394 Do it! Come on. 447 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,437 [ Both chanting "Do it!" ] 448 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,064 Okay, okay, okay. Alright, ready? 449 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,983 Talking about life, dissing our kids ‐‐ 450 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,902 it felt like this could be the beginning 451 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,237 of a beautiful friendship. 452 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,115 ♪♪ 453 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,783 Everything went smooth tonight. Sure did. 454 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,201 Alright, tonight, for the first time, 455 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,536 I was able to be myself 456 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,705 with a person who didn't share my last name. 457 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,749 Mm. 458 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,668 Can you imagine... Hmm? 459 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:23,381 ...if we actually become friends with the Obamas? 460 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,134 Oh. Summers in Hawaii, pick‐up basketball games, 461 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:26,968 and guest spots on... Oh. 462 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,803 Both: "Waffles + Mochi". 463 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,429 Oh, babe, we could talk about work, 464 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,473 we could talk about family, we could talk about life. 465 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,516 [ Inhales deeply ] 466 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,767 We could go to the Grammys, baby. 467 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,935 Oh, my God, I love the Grammys. 468 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,936 I could get to this life. What would I wear? 469 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,937 I could get used to this life. 470 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,397 Absolutely. 471 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,857 Wait, she said she wanted to do this again. 472 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,233 Should I maybe send her a text? Yes. 473 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,943 Or else ‐‐ Right? No, no, baby, 474 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,404 after the first date, I'd normally wait five or six days. 475 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,239 Well, that's not... But, you know, I ‐‐ 476 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,782 I rarely had second dates. 477 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,200 Okay, well, maybe just a quick note. 478 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,244 I don't know, something no‐pressure, like, breezy. 479 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,579 Uh, oh, hey, I like breezy. 480 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,913 You like bree‐‐ Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, mm‐hmm. 481 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,749 Um, "Thanks for coming. 482 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:03,129 We had a really nice night." 483 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,463 Should I send it? Yeah, send it. 484 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,256 Okay. Mm‐hmm. 485 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,174 [Both gasp ] 486 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,091 Oh, my God. We got bubbles. 487 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,176 Damn, she's quick. OK. I know. 488 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,677 "I had a really nice night, too." 489 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,845 Oh! Okay. 490 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,138 Oh, that's so nice! Oh, let me see something. 491 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,683 Um, okay, "When should we do it again?" That's good. 492 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,935 "Maybe BO44 wants to join." 493 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:18,978 Yeah, put it in there right now. 494 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,021 Why not? Hey. I mean, you know, 495 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,230 man, I'm trying to make me a friend. 496 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,607 [ Chuckles ] Oh, God! Oh! 497 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,608 Wow, she does not let a text sit. Okay, okay, maybe. 498 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,609 Look, there's the bubbles. 499 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,610 Uh‐huh.                 Okay. 500 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,819 "Why don't you and I set a date?" 501 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,820 Alright. Oh, God. 502 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,030 Yeah. Um... 503 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,365 "I'm not sure about Barack." Oh. 504 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,909 "He's just ‐‐ He's so busy. 505 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,077 He's so busy working on his next book." 506 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,704 Yeah. She mentioned that. 507 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,581 Mm‐hmm. Yeah. Yeah. 508 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,082 I'm sorry, babe. It's okay, babe. 509 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,045 ♪♪ 510 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,046 Oh, my God. 511 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,465 What? 512 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,300 I'm the dud. 513 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,056 Dre: I'm used to being the life of the party, 514 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,724 so it took me a minute to digest the fact 515 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,976 that I received the Presidential Medal 516 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,561 of being the dud. 517 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,562 You okay? 518 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,939 Nah, I'm good, babe. 519 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,149 You know, I don't need to be friends with the Obamas. 520 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,901 I can learn how to windsurf on my own. 521 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,069 I know it's hurtful, Dre, 522 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,112 but you can't take it personally. 523 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,198 They're such busy people. 524 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,659 I mean, they have to make tough choices about their time. 525 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,077 She wanted to hang out with you. 526 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,496 Well, uh, I'm amazing. 527 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,622 [ Chuckles ] 528 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,624 But if we can't hang out as a couple, 529 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,960 then I don't need to hang out with Michelle Obama. 530 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,045 We're a package. 531 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,421 Aww. 532 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,591 Thanks, babe. Mm‐hmm. 533 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,928 You know, I guess I let myself kinda like 534 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,888 the idea of having couple friends. 535 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,307 Mm. But not just couple friends. 536 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,850 Black couple friends. 537 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,353 Babe, it seemed as if she got us. 538 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,147 You know, I didn't realize how much it takes out of me 539 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:49,318 when we're always unicorns in social situations. 540 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,987 Right. 541 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,697 It's like we're always crashing the party. 542 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,824 Mm. But not tonight. 543 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,619 No. We had a shared language. 544 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,162 We didn't have to explain ourselves. 545 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,831 It felt ‐‐ It felt so good. 546 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,457 Yeah. So normal. 547 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,210 What does it say about us that we were more comfortable 548 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,921 with the first lady than the parents at school? 549 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,842 Well... 550 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,677 that between work... 551 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,637 and school... Mm‐hmm. 552 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:21,392 ...we are not getting as many of these nights as we want... 553 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,144 and need. 554 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,812 We need to find our people. 555 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,938 Yeah. 556 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,316 Maybe we're looking in the wrong places. 557 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,859 Mm. 558 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,110 You know what, babe? Hmm? 559 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,031 If you want, you can still hang out with Michelle Obama. 560 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,699 Oh, I was never not going to, honey. 561 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,951 Trust me, I know. 562 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,286 I know. 563 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,663 [British accent] Undoubtedly, a fine Courvoisier. 564 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,165 [ Laughter ] 565 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,543 [Bad British accent] It tickles me throat and warms me liver. 566 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,337 Uh, what's going on? 567 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,504 They have dementia. 568 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,214 [Normal voice] No, no. Look, we're celebratin'. 569 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,051 We made a real connection with Michelle Obama, didn't we? 570 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,511 [Normal voice] Michelle Obama! Hey! 571 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,513 I just can't believe Mom and Dad kicked us out like that. 572 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,599 This is the type of thing kids write tell‐all books about. 573 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,683 Yeah. 574 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,726 Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all sit down. 575 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,019 Sit down, sit down. Come here. 576 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,271 Come here. 577 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,234 You sound like a real jerk. 578 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,194 Grandma! 579 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,612 I'm sorry, baby. 580 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:18,157 Now, I know, as teenagers, y'all feel like 581 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,575 y'all should get whatever y'all want, 582 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,077 whenever y'all want it. 583 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,747 But you don't get to pick and choose 584 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,248 when you want to have a family. 585 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,001 You think your parents will always be at your beck and call? 586 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,878 The real world don't work that way. 587 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,046 Thank you. 588 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,214 Wow. [ Chuckles ] 589 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,674 With all the smack you talk, we sort of figured 590 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,008 you'd be on our side. 591 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:40,304 Bottom line ‐‐ you can't act like fools without consequences. 592 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,597 Hmm. 593 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,060 I mean, hey, at least we had fun at Mason's party. 594 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,228 No, we didn't. 595 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,270 ♪♪ 596 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,814 [ Dog barking in distance ] 597 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:54,443 You tellin' me Michelle Obama liked this excuse for a crumble? 598 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,613 Ha‐ha! That woman lied to you. 599 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,741 Hey, guys. Uh, we were thinkin' ‐‐ 600 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,909 y'all down for movie night? 601 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,327 What? What's going on right now? 602 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,537 Uh... 603 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,247 Who do you guys think is in the house, Cardi B? 604 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,289 No. 605 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,792 We thought about it, and even though 606 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,210 there are no special guests, 607 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,837 we still want to hang out with you. 608 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,088 Really? Oh. 609 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,923 Wow. Oh, okay. Well, uh, you know what? 610 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,425 Let me get this movie cued up. 611 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,300 ♪♪ 612 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,177 I'm not gonna lie, 613 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,431 it's hard, not being able to make new friends. 614 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,559 And maybe I wasn't going to be able to hang out 615 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,937 with the first Black president and his beautiful family. 616 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:33,149 But at least I had my own built‐in first family 617 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,693 to hang with, and that's priceless. 618 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,322 Rainbow: Baby? Yes, babe? 619 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,991 What do you think for dinner? Thai or sushi? 620 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,325 Oh. 621 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,410 I forgot to tell you. 622 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,036 You're on your own tonight. I have plans. 623 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,455 Hmm. With... 624 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,166 Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union. 625 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,292 Where'd you meet them? 626 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,044 Oh, you know, just, uh ‐‐ just out. 627 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,964 Mm‐hmm. Nice. What'd you guys talk about? 628 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,632 Oh, you know, the u‐usual stuff. 629 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,092 Oh. You know, uh, the kids, 630 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,803 fashion, uh, how the game ain't changed. 631 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,305 Oh. A‐As a matter of fact, 632 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,140 I'm gonna go meet them at the county fair. 633 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,308 Oh, the fair. [ Chuckles ] 634 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,685 The entire county is going to be there. 635 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,228 Mm. Everyone except for you, of course. 636 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,189 Mm‐hmm. Yeah. 637 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,523 Oh, Dre. 638 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,858 ♪♪ 639 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,777 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 640 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,945 ♪♪ 641 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,697 Damn it. 642 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,532 Knew I should've went with Will and Jada.