1 00:00:06,679 --> 00:00:08,725 In America, anyone can serve their country 2 00:00:08,768 --> 00:00:09,856 at the highest levels, 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:12,381 no matter where you started from. 4 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:14,687 Blanche Bruce was born a slave, 5 00:00:14,731 --> 00:00:16,820 but became a U.S. Senator 6 00:00:16,863 --> 00:00:19,823 just 10 years after the Civil War. 7 00:00:19,866 --> 00:00:21,955 Honest Abe's first house 8 00:00:21,999 --> 00:00:24,001 was smaller than my sneaker closet, 9 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:27,396 but his last house was a little bit bigger. 10 00:00:27,439 --> 00:00:30,225 Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer. 11 00:00:30,268 --> 00:00:33,141 I'm gonna say it again -- peanut farmer! 12 00:00:33,184 --> 00:00:35,012 And he became President. 13 00:00:35,056 --> 00:00:36,405 And more recently, 14 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:39,495 someone went from making margaritas in Manhattan 15 00:00:39,538 --> 00:00:42,019 to making history in Congress. 16 00:00:42,063 --> 00:00:45,675 Anyone can go from the outhouse to the White House, 17 00:00:45,718 --> 00:00:47,851 no matter their background. 18 00:00:47,894 --> 00:00:49,722 You just have to have what it takes. 19 00:00:49,766 --> 00:00:51,550 Great news, guys! 20 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,117 I'm running for Congress! 21 00:00:53,161 --> 00:00:55,337 You mean you're running fromCongress. 22 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,252 At first, I wasn't sure I had what it takes, 23 00:00:57,295 --> 00:00:58,905 but it turns out 24 00:00:58,949 --> 00:01:00,907 a painting I won in a poker game 25 00:01:00,951 --> 00:01:03,171 was by Jean-Michel Basqui-something. 26 00:01:03,214 --> 00:01:04,433 So I sold that, 27 00:01:04,476 --> 00:01:06,739 and now I definitely have what it takes... 28 00:01:06,783 --> 00:01:09,829 millions and millions of dollars. 29 00:01:09,873 --> 00:01:13,442 Ahh, I love the smell of democracy in the morning. 30 00:01:13,485 --> 00:01:16,227 Yep, anyone can run... 31 00:01:16,271 --> 00:01:17,228 damn it. 32 00:01:17,272 --> 00:01:20,101 --Captions by VITAC-- 33 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,365 What's your angle with this? 34 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:24,888 Tax scam? 35 00:01:24,931 --> 00:01:26,368 Trying to launch your own TV network? What? 36 00:01:26,411 --> 00:01:27,934 There's no angle. 37 00:01:27,978 --> 00:01:30,633 I just feel like this country's given me so much. 38 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:32,765 It seems like I can take a little more. 39 00:01:32,809 --> 00:01:35,072 Boss, I'd trust anyonewhose ancestors 40 00:01:35,116 --> 00:01:36,595 pushed someone off the Mayflower. 41 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,858 You already have great name recognition. 42 00:01:38,902 --> 00:01:40,556 Your name's on the wall, my checks, 43 00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:42,166 all my business cards. 44 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:43,646 You support this, Charlie? 45 00:01:43,689 --> 00:01:45,082 There's always room for one Black guy 46 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:46,214 in a campaign like this. 47 00:01:46,257 --> 00:01:48,390 Bush had Powell, Trump had Carson, 48 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:50,957 Obama had...Obama. 49 00:01:51,001 --> 00:01:53,090 How did you even get on the ballot? 50 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,354 I'm a rich White man.I asked. 51 00:01:56,398 --> 00:01:58,965 Gentlemen I believe it's time 52 00:01:59,009 --> 00:02:01,446 for me to go get photographed with an eagle. 53 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:03,883 Careful with that bird. 54 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:06,059 He was a Christmas present from Ted Nugent. 55 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:07,278 [ Dog barks, eagle cries ]Aah! 56 00:02:07,322 --> 00:02:08,540 Run, Ginger! 57 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,198 Well, you're never going to believe 58 00:02:14,242 --> 00:02:16,200 what Stevens says he's gonna do. 59 00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:17,419 Hunt Josh for sport? 60 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:18,855 Fund a South American coup? 61 00:02:18,898 --> 00:02:20,291 De-integrate baseball? 62 00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:22,337 Stop calling Inglewood a "basketball neighborhood"? 63 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,514 No, he's gonna run for Congress! 64 00:02:25,557 --> 00:02:27,298 Oh.Well, that makes sense. 65 00:02:27,342 --> 00:02:29,300 How does that make sense? 66 00:02:29,344 --> 00:02:31,650 It's normal behaviorfor guys like him -- 67 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,261 when the wiener pillsstop working, 68 00:02:33,304 --> 00:02:34,697 they try to screw the country. 69 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:37,308 Problem is White men don't know how to be bored. 70 00:02:37,352 --> 00:02:39,615 That's why they're always opening up vineyards. 71 00:02:39,658 --> 00:02:41,573 Well,he's wasting his time. 72 00:02:41,617 --> 00:02:44,272 As soon as Ronan Farrowgets ahold of that folder 73 00:02:44,315 --> 00:02:46,926 labeled "Do not show Ronan Farrow," 74 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:47,797 it's over. 75 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,798 Well, I'm for it. 76 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:50,103 I'm in favor of anything 77 00:02:50,147 --> 00:02:52,367 that brings us closerto society breaking down. 78 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:53,498 Don't get too excited. 79 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,021 Stevens doesn't stand a chance. 80 00:02:55,065 --> 00:02:57,459 I wouldn't be so sure. 81 00:02:57,502 --> 00:03:00,549 A tall White man with all his original hair? 82 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,160 He's already got my vote. 83 00:03:03,204 --> 00:03:04,814 Mm-hmm. Mine too. 84 00:03:04,857 --> 00:03:06,816 I like that he's a bad person. 85 00:03:06,859 --> 00:03:10,385 A politician should be willing to get his hands dirty. 86 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:12,474 Marion Barry bought crack. 87 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:15,477 You tellin' me he can't handle the parks department? 88 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,697 Guys, you really think Stevens can get elected? 89 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,525 Dad, I am totally with you. 90 00:03:20,569 --> 00:03:22,135 What are his chances? 91 00:03:22,179 --> 00:03:24,355 He's sexist, out of touch, 92 00:03:24,399 --> 00:03:26,183 completely amoral -- 93 00:03:26,227 --> 00:03:27,750 Oh, God. 94 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:28,968 He's gonna win. 95 00:03:29,012 --> 00:03:30,187 You're probably right,Jack. 96 00:03:30,231 --> 00:03:31,144 I'm Junior. 97 00:03:31,188 --> 00:03:32,363 Uh, sorry. 98 00:03:32,407 --> 00:03:33,756 Kind of been on my own show. 99 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:35,540 Anyway, money talks, 100 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:37,890 and there's never beenmore of it in politics. 101 00:03:37,934 --> 00:03:39,762 Thank you, Citizens United. 102 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:41,764 That's a soccer team.No, it's not. 103 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:44,157 Oh, sorry, "football" team. 104 00:03:44,201 --> 00:03:45,898 Aww, buddy. 105 00:03:45,942 --> 00:03:47,291 Citizens United was a court case 106 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:48,597 that removed limits 107 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,208 on how much corporationscan spend on elections. 108 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:52,470 Mm-hmm. 109 00:03:52,514 --> 00:03:54,429 Makes it harder for regular folks to win. 110 00:03:54,472 --> 00:03:55,952 Sure, it's harder, 111 00:03:55,995 --> 00:03:57,214 but grassroots candidates 112 00:03:57,258 --> 00:03:58,607 are running all across the country. 113 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:00,173 People are energized. 114 00:04:00,217 --> 00:04:01,566 When you have ideas 115 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,307 and the support of the people, no opponent -- 116 00:04:03,351 --> 00:04:05,570 no matter how much money they have -- can stop you. 117 00:04:05,614 --> 00:04:07,355 An inspirational candidate 118 00:04:07,398 --> 00:04:09,574 can ignite the will of the voters, 119 00:04:09,618 --> 00:04:12,316 fulfilling the true promise of democracy. 120 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:16,668 You almost had me there. 121 00:04:16,712 --> 00:04:19,323 "True promise of democracy." 122 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:20,585 That's good, Bow. 123 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:23,066 Alright.Who else wants pizza? 124 00:04:23,109 --> 00:04:26,330 You know Stevens has settled eight paternity suits? 125 00:04:26,374 --> 00:04:27,723 I didn't even have to dig. 126 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:29,333 He's on Twitter bragging about it. 127 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:33,119 Guys, we're dropping McDonald's,Coca-Cola, and Disney. 128 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:35,034 We've got a new, bigger client... 129 00:04:35,078 --> 00:04:35,905 moi. 130 00:04:37,602 --> 00:04:41,171 We are gonna make so much money off of me. 131 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,215 First things first. 132 00:04:42,259 --> 00:04:44,043 Josh, purchase me some blue jeans 133 00:04:44,087 --> 00:04:46,307 so I look approachable to the lower classes. 134 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:47,743 I will order something 135 00:04:47,786 --> 00:04:49,440 from the Brett Favrecollection, sir. 136 00:04:49,484 --> 00:04:51,355 Okay, this is too much. 137 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:53,052 What do you mean? 138 00:04:53,096 --> 00:04:54,837 I don't know what he stands for, 139 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,665 and I don't think it should be my job 140 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,188 to support his ego trip. 141 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,103 I'm starting to getuncomfortable with all of this. 142 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,365 Alright, everybody. 143 00:05:01,409 --> 00:05:03,541 I'm gonna need you all to come with me, 144 00:05:03,585 --> 00:05:06,109 especially Dre and Charlie. 145 00:05:06,152 --> 00:05:07,502 Why? 146 00:05:09,504 --> 00:05:11,157 Okay. 147 00:05:11,201 --> 00:05:13,203 I'm definitelyuncomfortable with this. 148 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,813 Come on, Dre. 149 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,467 We got the best seats in the house. 150 00:05:16,511 --> 00:05:18,208 The camera can see us and everything. 151 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:20,253 I'm a tough business leader. 152 00:05:20,297 --> 00:05:22,604 My opponents are asking, 153 00:05:22,647 --> 00:05:25,563 "What does a wealthy man know about the common man?" 154 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,826 See for yourselves! 155 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:30,133 [ Gasps ]Those are the new Favres! 156 00:05:30,176 --> 00:05:31,874 I'm very accustomed to dungaree trousers. 157 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:34,050 Why are these people clapping? 158 00:05:34,093 --> 00:05:35,660 He doesn't believe in anything. 159 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:38,533 This is just a joke to him! 160 00:05:38,576 --> 00:05:40,926 The right person can fulfill 161 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:43,189 the true promise of democracy. 162 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:45,017 Do you think I'm the right person? 163 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:46,715 No, Taylor Swift is. 164 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:48,847 Of course it's you, Negro! 165 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,371 Do something!...first order of business 166 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:51,894 will be to eliminate taxes 167 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:53,330 on privately owned submarines. 168 00:05:53,374 --> 00:05:54,897 Yo, Stevens! 169 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,420 You know, I'm really happy for you. 170 00:05:56,464 --> 00:05:58,901 I'mma let you finish, but I'm running. 171 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:01,773 Andre Johnson is running for Congress! 172 00:06:03,122 --> 00:06:07,344 Lock him up! 173 00:06:10,565 --> 00:06:12,044 You're running for Congress? 174 00:06:12,088 --> 00:06:13,219 You said it yourself -- 175 00:06:13,263 --> 00:06:14,656 the right person can win. 176 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:17,006 Yeah, but I was talking about a teacher or a nurse 177 00:06:17,049 --> 00:06:20,226 or a stunning anesthesiologist. 178 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:22,794 What made you think you were the man for the job? 179 00:06:22,838 --> 00:06:24,317 Because I'm looking at you right now, 180 00:06:24,361 --> 00:06:25,536 and you are not. 181 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:26,711 Yeah. 182 00:06:26,755 --> 00:06:28,017 You always say the news 183 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,714 should be replaced with another ESPN. 184 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:31,324 And I stand by that. 185 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:33,936 But I still understandhow real people live 186 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,677 better than somebodywho's never known 187 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,939 what it's like to pay rent. 188 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:39,332 Isn't that what we wantfrom politicians? 189 00:06:39,376 --> 00:06:42,031 Politicians should also read up on what the job is. 190 00:06:42,074 --> 00:06:45,251 Like, um, what district are you running for, Dad? 191 00:06:45,295 --> 00:06:46,514 This one? 192 00:06:46,557 --> 00:06:48,646 Look, I've been thinking. 193 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:51,475 All Americans want the same things, right? 194 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:52,911 A life of dignity, 195 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:55,479 where they can provide a future for their children. 196 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:57,960 There may be different ways to achieve that, 197 00:06:58,003 --> 00:07:00,223 but if we hold on to an idea 198 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:03,052 that unites us more than divides us, 199 00:07:03,095 --> 00:07:06,229 then we can really start to solve problems. 200 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:07,883 Now, I've had a little bit to drink, 201 00:07:07,926 --> 00:07:09,406 but if I had my eyes closed, 202 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:11,234 I'd have thought that was Obama speaking. 203 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:13,889 Yeah, a better-looking, smarter Obama. 204 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:15,673 Ain't that right, baby? 205 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:17,196 I don't know about this, Dre. 206 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,676 Bow, I'm serious. 207 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,504 This is important. 208 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:22,463 Without honest peoplein D.C., 209 00:07:22,506 --> 00:07:24,943 how can we expect thingsto get better? 210 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,033 And I can't do this on my own. 211 00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:29,339 Be my Michelle. 212 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:37,521 Tell us who you're wearing! 213 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:38,696 Who am Iwearing? 214 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:41,786 My own label, of course. 215 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:43,919 Hey, Jay and Bey! 216 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:45,486 Aw, you guys left Blue Ivy at my house, 217 00:07:45,529 --> 00:07:46,791 and now she doesn't want to leave. 218 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:49,054 Can we get a comment 219 00:07:49,098 --> 00:07:50,621 on the tragic death of your husband 220 00:07:50,665 --> 00:07:52,362 by barbecue-induced heart explosion? 221 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,843 It's a sad day for our family, 222 00:07:54,886 --> 00:07:57,019 but a bright day for America 223 00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:59,064 because I am now president. 224 00:07:59,108 --> 00:08:01,458 And I'll also be my own Surgeon General. 225 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:02,633 Let's do this! 226 00:08:02,677 --> 00:08:05,418 Yes, we can, Dre. 227 00:08:05,462 --> 00:08:08,030 Oh, yes, we can. 228 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:10,032 Great! Can I be your campaign manager? 229 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,687 I know all about the election process. 230 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:14,471 I even read "No Stoppin' the Populace" 231 00:08:14,515 --> 00:08:16,473 by George Stephanopoulos. 232 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:18,649 Just hire him. 233 00:08:18,693 --> 00:08:20,521 Fine. 234 00:08:20,564 --> 00:08:22,392 My family had my back, 235 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,568 and I was ready to get to work. 236 00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:26,222 Junior surprised everybody 237 00:08:26,265 --> 00:08:29,312 by setting up a call with Stacey Abrams. 238 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:31,401 Hello, Dre. 239 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,489 I'm so happy to be talking to you today 240 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:34,360 about mail-in voting. 241 00:08:34,404 --> 00:08:36,928 What? I thought we were talking about my campaign. 242 00:08:36,972 --> 00:08:39,278 I may have lied to both of you, 243 00:08:39,322 --> 00:08:41,629 but since we're here and the data's free, 244 00:08:41,672 --> 00:08:43,761 I don't see why we both can't get 245 00:08:43,805 --> 00:08:45,197 what we want out of this call. 246 00:08:45,241 --> 00:08:48,549 Okay, look, Stacey Abrams, I'm running for Congress. 247 00:08:48,592 --> 00:08:49,985 I want to change the system, 248 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:51,856 but I'm not sure where to start. 249 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,554 Running for office is a lot of work, 250 00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:54,816 mostly fundraising. 251 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,600 To beat the big money you're up against, 252 00:08:56,644 --> 00:08:57,993 you'll need community support. 253 00:08:58,036 --> 00:08:59,255 Knock on doors, talk at churches 254 00:08:59,298 --> 00:09:00,343 and union meetings. 255 00:09:00,386 --> 00:09:01,518 And that'll be enough? 256 00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:02,693 Oh, definitely not. 257 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:04,608 So I can't imagine you pulling it off. 258 00:09:04,652 --> 00:09:06,828 I was looking for more of a pep talk. 259 00:09:06,871 --> 00:09:09,178 Um... you've lost weight? 260 00:09:09,221 --> 00:09:11,441 Well, thank you, Stacey Abrams. 261 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,660 Wait a second. 262 00:09:12,703 --> 00:09:14,444 How would you know? We just met. 263 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,750 I don't need to know you 264 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,317 to tell you that we need everyone to vote early. 265 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:19,971 The important thing is making sure 266 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:21,886 your voice is heard this November. 267 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:24,497 Oh, that is not a problem for him. 268 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,630 He is a very loud man. 269 00:09:26,674 --> 00:09:27,805 Don't you embarrass me 270 00:09:27,849 --> 00:09:29,546 in front of Stacey Abrams, boy! 271 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:33,637 Hey, Stacey Abrams, can I get an endorsement? 272 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:35,334 Sorry, Georgia earthquake. 273 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:36,597 Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble. 274 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,989 B-Best of luck. 275 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:43,299 After getting Stacey Abrams' implicit endorsement, 276 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:45,954 I decided to follow her advice and hit the streets. 277 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:47,390 ♪ Now, don't you ever feel sad ♪ 278 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:50,567 Aww, look at the cute little,wittle baby with the... 279 00:09:50,611 --> 00:09:51,655 ♪ Lean on me Ow! 280 00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:54,005 ♪ When times get bad 281 00:09:54,049 --> 00:09:56,312 ♪ When the day come 282 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,488 ♪ And you're down 283 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,576 ♪ In a river of trouble 284 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,274 ♪ You about to drown Hi, neighbor. 285 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:03,841 I'm Janine Greenstein. 286 00:10:03,885 --> 00:10:04,973 I just wanted to talkto you about -- 287 00:10:05,016 --> 00:10:06,278 [ Both grunt ]Ohh! 288 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:07,802 Dre Johnson for Congress. 289 00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:09,934 ♪ Hold on Huh. 290 00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:11,544 ♪ I'm comin' That kind of worked. 291 00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:12,981 Get up, Janine. 292 00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:15,200 We've got 30 more housesto hit. 293 00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:17,202 I landed on a cactus. 294 00:10:17,246 --> 00:10:19,291 Look, I'm not afraid 295 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:20,989 to answer that question, Desus and Mero. 296 00:10:21,032 --> 00:10:22,817 When I'm in office, 297 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,863 my term is going to be aboutmaking the tough calls. 298 00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:27,691 So here we go -- 299 00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:29,214 garlic Parmesan, Cajun, 300 00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:30,259 and number one is lemon pepper. 301 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:31,956 Hold up, my guy! 302 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,131 Buffalo doesn't even crack the top three 303 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,393 in your wing ranking? 304 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:35,612 Are you serious? 305 00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:37,005 Nope. Not for me. 306 00:10:37,048 --> 00:10:38,267 I'm losing my mind right now. 307 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:39,529 I respect that. That's bold. 308 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,617 But are you a ranch 309 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:41,662 or are you a bleu cheese kind of dude? 310 00:10:41,705 --> 00:10:43,664 Um... 311 00:10:43,707 --> 00:10:46,231 Say bleu cheese, you'll look like an elitist. 312 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:47,406 If you say ranch, 313 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:49,278 the voters will know you're pandering. 314 00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:51,323 How are you gonna get out of this one, Dad? 315 00:10:51,367 --> 00:10:53,151 You know, I get both. 316 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,458 I like to dip the drumettesin the ranch 317 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,373 and the flats in the bleu. 318 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:58,853 Much like America, 319 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,551 I believe ina blending of flavors. 320 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:02,378 Yes! 321 00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:03,814 ♪ Hold on 322 00:11:03,858 --> 00:11:05,468 Spoken like a true man of the people, Dre. 323 00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:06,730 You got my vote, man. 324 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:07,949 I got to vote for him,as well. 325 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:11,430 Then the hologram of Biggie 326 00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:13,345 hugs the hologram of Tupac. 327 00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:15,696 Then they both introduce Kendrick Lamar, 328 00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:17,306 who introduces me. 329 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:18,829 Do we have the budget for that? 330 00:11:18,873 --> 00:11:21,658 We have the budget for... 331 00:11:21,702 --> 00:11:23,486 a poster! 332 00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:25,575 Well, well, well... 333 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,143 if it isn't my enemy. 334 00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:29,492 I notice you've been making some headway, 335 00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:31,712 but I've got just the thing for that. 336 00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:35,280 Andre Johnson has over a hundred pairs of shoes. 337 00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:37,021 What's he running from? 338 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,457 Can we trust a man 339 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:41,025 who still lives with his parents? 340 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:43,898 Face it -- Andre Johnson is out of his depth. 341 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:46,030 And he can't even swim. 342 00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:47,423 Paid for by the powerful friends 343 00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:48,467 of Leslie Stevens. 344 00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:51,775 Outstanding! 345 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:52,820 Notes, anybody? 346 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:54,996 Can we make it race-baitier? 347 00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:55,910 We'll save the race-baiting stuff 348 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,433 for social-media pudding. 349 00:11:57,476 --> 00:11:59,261 You can't air that.Thank you. 350 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:01,002 Not until you switch the last photo 351 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:02,481 to black and white 352 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:05,006 and slow-zoom on his mouth to make him look scarier. 353 00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:06,529 Whose side are you on? 354 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:10,011 I'm on the side of becoming Secretary of Transportation. 355 00:12:10,054 --> 00:12:12,361 Gonna finally get my Celica out the pound. 356 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:13,579 You know what? 357 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:15,146 I refuse to respond to this. 358 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:16,408 I've got integrity. 359 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,497 When you go low, I go high. 360 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:19,803 Great. 361 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,196 While you go high, 362 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:23,154 we'll be going to my $20,000-a-plate 363 00:12:23,198 --> 00:12:24,547 fundraising dinner. 364 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:27,332 My campaign will have madeenough money to crush you 365 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:29,291 by the time they servethe koala steaks. 366 00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,121 Okay. 367 00:12:33,164 --> 00:12:35,036 So, the next time I get youa radio interview, 368 00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:36,254 try not to say, 369 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,821 "Does anyone still listen to this?" 370 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:40,563 Psst! Yo, bro. 371 00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:42,913 Charlie? Is that you? 372 00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:43,958 Look, man, they told you, 373 00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:44,915 if you're gonna sleepin the car, 374 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:46,699 it has to be your own. 375 00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:48,614 Hey, man. You're Dre Johnson, right? 376 00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:50,703 I'm a huge fan. 377 00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:52,009 Look, I heard through the grapevine -- 378 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:53,271 and I have not been bugging your phone -- 379 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,143 that your campaign could use some funding, 380 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,014 and it just so happens I've got a check 381 00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:58,450 with your name written all over it, dogg. 382 00:12:58,494 --> 00:12:59,712 Who are you?Come on, man. 383 00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:00,931 Why does that matter? I'm just a friend -- 384 00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:02,150 a friend with some money. 385 00:13:02,193 --> 00:13:03,934 Where's this money coming from? 386 00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:05,109 Where's this money coming from? 387 00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:06,502 C'mon, Dre, you got so many questions. 388 00:13:06,545 --> 00:13:07,503 It's all good, baby. 389 00:13:07,546 --> 00:13:08,939 This is just one stranger 390 00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:10,767 speaking to another stranger in a garage 391 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,682 about funding his campaign with a bunch of money. 392 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,250 Why you gotta be so weird about this? 393 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,817 Unh-unh. 394 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,123 No one ever gives yousomething for nothing. 395 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,211 Learned that the hard way 396 00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:21,778 when I took a couch off the curb 397 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:23,432 and it was full of earwigs. 398 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:24,563 So, what's the catch? 399 00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:26,565 There's no catch. I just want to help. 400 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,176 You take some money, do some evil, 401 00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,830 next thing you know, you're in Congress. 402 00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:31,875 Did you just say "do some evil"? 403 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,355 Why would I say "do some evil" 404 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:34,965 if I really wanted you to do some evil, dogg? 405 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,227 I do want you to do evil, though. 406 00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:37,185 But why would I say that? 407 00:13:37,228 --> 00:13:38,751 That's weird. C'mon, man. 408 00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:40,188 I'm good. Alright, alright, alright. 409 00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,538 Here, take my card. 410 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:43,844 Give me a call if you change your mind. We can do some evil. 411 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:48,065 Guy didn't even get into a car. 412 00:13:48,109 --> 00:13:50,633 Just went right back into the shadows. 413 00:13:50,676 --> 00:13:51,982 Hello. I'm calling from 414 00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:54,419 the Andre Johnsonfor Congress campa-- 415 00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:57,683 Uh, well, that's not a very nicething to say to a child. 416 00:13:57,727 --> 00:13:58,946 I have your phone number. 417 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:00,773 You think I don't have your address? 418 00:14:00,817 --> 00:14:02,210 My dad's running for Congress. 419 00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:03,733 Can we have some money? 420 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,648 Oh, so if I send you 50 bucks, 421 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:07,171 you'll send back 100? 422 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:08,433 That's a great deal. 423 00:14:08,477 --> 00:14:10,740 And how is the fish prepared? 424 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,961 Yum. Let me get two orders. 425 00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:16,137 Yeah, you can charge it to the campaign. 426 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:18,400 There he is! 427 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:19,967 Good news, Dre. 428 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,185 Well, I need it. 429 00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:23,057 Some shady dude just tried to bribe me. 430 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,276 Well, you're not gonnaneed his money 431 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,409 'cause --drum roll, please -- 432 00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:31,500 today, we raised almost $600. 433 00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:32,980 $600? 434 00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:34,938 That's not even enough for our campaign mailers. 435 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,374 And, actually,that was the good news. 436 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,072 Because there's bad news, too. 437 00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:40,204 Stevens just dropped this. 438 00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:43,599 Andre Johnson's running for Congress? 439 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:48,952 Andre Johnson, not I, 440 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,606 crashed my Toyota Celica 441 00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:52,216 through the window of a doughnut shop. 442 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,871 He does not follow the five-second rule. 443 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,960 You sold me out, son? 444 00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:59,702 So if I droppeda hot dog right now, 445 00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:01,095 you're not gonna eat it? 446 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,097 I probably would. 447 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,750 Look, maybe a lot of people 448 00:15:04,794 --> 00:15:06,622 won't see that Stevens ad. 449 00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,276 [ Plane engine whirring ]Well, they'll probably see this. 450 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,455 Smart. 451 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,935 It's not technically slander 452 00:15:14,978 --> 00:15:16,371 if it's written as a question. 453 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,374 I was starting to realize 454 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:20,984 it was going to take more than my beliefs 455 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:22,420 to get into Washington. 456 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,162 Without money, I was in trouble. 457 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,121 Stevens:...preserve, protect, 458 00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:29,993 and defend the Constitutionof the United States, 459 00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:31,821 so help me God. 460 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,997 Time's up, Canada. 461 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,484 Nooooooo! 462 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,839 Hey, I've thought about your offer, 463 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,319 and I'm in. 464 00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:53,277 Ooh, this is Dre Johnson. 465 00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:54,452 Please give me dirty money. 466 00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,849 If I'd learned anything, 467 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,025 it's that I needed to go all-in to beat Stevens. 468 00:16:02,069 --> 00:16:03,113 Here it is. 469 00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:04,854 Leslie Stevens thinks 470 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,683 you're too old to vote. 471 00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:11,208 Why else hasn't he come out against a maximum voting age? 472 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:13,515 Maybe it's because he supports them. 473 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,560 Leslie Stevens -- 474 00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:19,521 wrong for Grandpa, Grandma, and America. 475 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:22,306 I'm Andre Johnson, and I approve this message. 476 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:25,831 Riling up the elderly for personal gain?! 477 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,703 I've never been more proud, son. 478 00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:30,401 It's running during every local news broadcast. 479 00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:33,361 What happened to"When they go low, we go high"? 480 00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:35,493 That attitude is for losers. 481 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,147 Michelle Obama said it. 482 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:39,236 And how many elections has shewon? 483 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,369 What about the issuesyou said you cared about? 484 00:16:41,412 --> 00:16:43,632 I haven't forgotten dignity and all that crap. 485 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:45,068 It's just first things first. 486 00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:46,330 Ugh. 487 00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,028 I can call him a sellout, right? 488 00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:50,160 Guys, I know it's not a good look, 489 00:16:50,204 --> 00:16:51,292 but you've got to trust me. 490 00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:53,555 This money is just a means to an end, 491 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,122 and it'll all be worth it 492 00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,515 when I beat Stevens and save a grateful nation. 493 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,430 Next up, is your home toxic? 494 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:02,738 Unh-unh!Put that local news back on. 495 00:17:02,781 --> 00:17:05,001 I want to knowwhat the silent killer is 496 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:06,481 lurking under my sink. 497 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,223 Drizzy Dre. 498 00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:13,227 Looking like $9,457.78in that suit we bought you. 499 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:15,055 That's very specific. 500 00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:16,230 I got a speechfor you to read, my man. 501 00:17:16,273 --> 00:17:17,840 I've already got a speech. 502 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:20,016 Does it begin"My fellow Americans"?Yeah. 503 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,365 Well, then it's basicallythe same speech. 504 00:17:21,409 --> 00:17:23,193 Trust me, it's the leastyou could do for us, Dre, 505 00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:25,021 after we paid for your ads,this rally. 506 00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,544 Come on, baby,we're looking out for you. 507 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,851 Now, look, the new speechwill be up on the teleprompter. 508 00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:31,114 You can read, right? Of course I can. 509 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:33,073 Look at you,just breaking down stereotypes. 510 00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:34,335 I told you he could read. 511 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:35,901 C'mon, Dre, let's getout there and kill 'em. 512 00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:37,512 Your next congressperson, 513 00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:40,036 Andre Johnson! 514 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,256 ♪ Hold on♪ 515 00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:44,084 ♪ I'm comin'♪ 516 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:45,128 ♪ I'm on my way♪ 517 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,043 My fellow Americans, 518 00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,698 I stand before you today to promise 519 00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:51,308 that when I'm elected, 520 00:17:51,352 --> 00:17:53,354 I will sponsor legislation 521 00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:56,183 to help the working people of this country, 522 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:59,229 everyday people like you. 523 00:17:59,273 --> 00:18:04,191 Thus I promise to vote to slash taxes on business, 524 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:07,063 provide subsidies to clean tobacco... 525 00:18:08,456 --> 00:18:11,285 Teleprompter man, can you scroll down a little? 526 00:18:11,328 --> 00:18:13,678 I, Andre Johnson, 527 00:18:13,722 --> 00:18:17,160 will end the tyranny of national parks, 528 00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,467 militarize the fire department? 529 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:21,077 What is this? 530 00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:27,605 I can't do this. 531 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:31,392 Look, when you have to take millions from private interests 532 00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,089 just to run, 533 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,831 there's no way principles can come first. 534 00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:37,746 Even an honest man doesn't stand a chance.Damn. His integrity's back. 535 00:18:37,789 --> 00:18:39,139 Let's shut it down, guys. 536 00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:40,357 The system is set up so that... 537 00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:41,619 Could have had it all,Dre. 538 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,751 Do you know how hard it was 539 00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:44,492 for me to find a jacketin a 48 Short? 540 00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:46,189 That was made by children, 541 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:48,496 working all night --maskless. 542 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:49,714 And it's not about 543 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,064 whether you're a Democrat or a Republican. 544 00:18:52,108 --> 00:18:54,502 Money corrupts the best of us. 545 00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:55,938 I know. 546 00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,288 I'm the best, and it corrupted me. 547 00:18:58,332 --> 00:18:59,550 It did! 548 00:18:59,594 --> 00:19:00,769 Huh? 549 00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:02,945 People, we need to reduce 550 00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:05,034 corporate influence on politics, 551 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,776 stop unlimited money in campaigns, 552 00:19:07,819 --> 00:19:11,083 and keep track of where funds are coming from. 553 00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:13,347 You can take my stage. 554 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,957 [ Crowd gasping ]Mm. 555 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,308 You can take the clothes off my back. 556 00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:20,658 But you will never take my voice. 557 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:23,748 Hmm. 558 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,274 -Mm. -Aah! 559 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,106 I'm sorry you all had to see me in my shame. 560 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:37,109 And people wonder whyI never come home anymore. 561 00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:39,242 Guess I blew my chances at Congress, 562 00:19:39,286 --> 00:19:41,679 but at least I stood up for what I believe in. 563 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,333 Oh, babe. 564 00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:44,900 You didn't do that at all. 565 00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:46,858 It's Stacey Abrams. 566 00:19:46,902 --> 00:19:48,295 Just checking in to see how it went. 567 00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:49,948 Great, great. 568 00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:52,255 I mean, I stood up for what I believed in, 569 00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,518 and then everyone saw my nuggets, 570 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,085 but otherwise great. 571 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,000 What? 572 00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:59,610 An average guy like me 573 00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,438 doesn't stand a shot against big money. 574 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:02,787 It's true. 575 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,136 The campaign with the most money 576 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,442 wins most of the time. 577 00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,227 But thereare passionate people 578 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,490 who have dedicated their lives to making change. 579 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,013 They're the oneswho are gonna break through 580 00:20:11,056 --> 00:20:12,144 and beat the system. 581 00:20:12,188 --> 00:20:14,103 It's David versus Goliath. 582 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,019 But never forget,in that story, David wins. 583 00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:19,630 Stacey Abrams was right. 584 00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,284 The odds may seem long, 585 00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:24,200 but with regular folks like teachers and activists 586 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:27,029 and mechanics and librarians getting into politics 587 00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:29,205 and fighting for the common person, 588 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:31,512 we can look forward to a future 589 00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:34,297 where our government actually looks like America. 590 00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:36,952 Should I keep up the fight like Stacey Abrams? 591 00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:38,823 Uh, it hasn't been great. 592 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,347 You're wearing a trash bag. 593 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,652 Half a trash bag. 594 00:20:41,696 --> 00:20:44,525 I...can't turn around. 595 00:20:44,568 --> 00:20:45,482 My God, please don't turn around. 596 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,748 And it appears business owner Leslie Stevens 597 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,141 loses by one point 598 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,491 to unhinged billionaire Thad Hearst-Kennedy, 599 00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:56,841 who outspent Stevens 10 to 1. 600 00:20:56,885 --> 00:20:58,278 We did it. 601 00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:01,977 Together, we will rise up and reinforce the system. 602 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,849 It's disgraceful that someone with more money 603 00:21:04,893 --> 00:21:08,505 can just waltz in on a lark and buy his way into power. 604 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:11,595 What kind of country is this anymore? 605 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,467 If we hadn't just renouncedour citizenship 606 00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:16,687 for tax purposes,I would be horrified. 607 00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:17,949 Hmm!