1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:03,264 Dre: Nothing bonds a couple more 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:05,788 than judging other people's relationships. 3 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:09,270 That's why Bow and I love reality dating shows. 4 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,185 Oh! [ Laughs ] Aah! I knew it! 5 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:14,057 No one ever wifes a woman named Lolo. 6 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:16,364 [ Chuckles ] -We called that! -Yes, we did. 7 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:17,713 Hold up, baby. Hold up. Huh? 8 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:21,064 But since we've got three almost-grown kids, 9 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:23,762 we don't have to wait until 9:00 p.m. on a Monday 10 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,460 to watch couple drama. 11 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:26,200 This is a test. 12 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,549 Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:28,637 She left that last one on purpose. 14 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,247 Ooh. 15 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:33,207 I don't think Bradley's here for the right reasons. 16 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,643 Nope. 17 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,036 [ Lasers firing on television ] 18 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,776 He's been playing that game for almost an hour. 19 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,214 He's wasting his one-on-one with her. 20 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,781 Ooh! 21 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,740 She's on her phone, looking for a new boy. 22 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,089 Well, she needs to get out of this house. 23 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:46,916 Mm-hmm. 24 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,874 For you, my love. 25 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,615 Ugh! This one's boring. 26 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:51,703 [ Cellphone chimes ][ Gasps ] 27 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,531 Oh, my girl Gina is pregnant! 28 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,142 Oh. You know, I always enjoyed growing up 29 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,621 with so many siblings. 30 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,320 I can't wait to have a big family of my own one day. 31 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,973 Mm. Yeah, I don't know. 32 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,627 I might not even want to have kids. 33 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,673 -Ooh. -Ooh. 34 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:07,154 Ooh, ooh, okay, I'm gonna be late for my Celebrity Divorce Draft. 35 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,156 All the Kardashians go in the first round. 36 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:11,462 Bye, babe. Love you. Mwah! Bye. 37 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:14,335 Well, I don't think she's gonna get a rose. 38 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,511 I called it. 39 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:17,512 Yes, you did. 40 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,862 Mm? Hey! 41 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:20,602 Phssht! 42 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,169 [ Both laugh ] 43 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:23,126 -Hold on, baby. -Get my back, baby. Get my back. 44 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:23,692 Mah! 45 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:30,351 Aw, you better -- hold on. I see something. 46 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,352 -You got something? -Hey! 47 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:32,570 [ Both laugh ] 48 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,094 Can you two stop dusting your shoulders off 49 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,312 at my relationship? 50 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:38,141 Can we? Yes. Will we? No.[ Laughs ] 51 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,447 Hey, hey. 52 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,710 Why are you two having fun together? 53 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:42,972 That makes me uncomfortable. 54 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:45,061 Well, Junior just found out 55 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,150 that Olivia doesn't want to have children. 56 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,500 Ah, ah, eh, eh! Don't fall for it. 57 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:52,764 That's how they trap you into not wearing a condom. 58 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,157 -Huh? -I-I-I don't think... 59 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,855 Yeah, I don't know. She seemed pretty serious. 60 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:59,945 I guess I kind of just assumed that everybody wanted kids. 61 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:04,036 Look, Junior, a lot of people will tell you that compromise 62 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,821 is the secret to a healthy relationship... 63 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,866 Mm....but they're all wrong. 64 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:11,261 There are some things where you're either in or you're out. 65 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:14,046 You can't have half a kid! 66 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:17,006 You can't half move to Tennessee. 67 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:19,313 And you can't have half a threesome. 68 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,836 [ Laughing ] -That's what I know. -Ma! 69 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,403 Okay, listen, the things that your grandmother's saying 70 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:25,536 are not pertinent for anyone that is outside of a blues song, 71 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,059 but she does have a point. 72 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,452 There are just things that are dealbreakers. 73 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:29,627 We all have them. 74 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,542 Yeah, there's this one time I saved up 75 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:34,066 to buy this dope-ass diamond grill, 76 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,285 but your mama made me give it back. 77 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,982 [ Laughs ] 78 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:39,942 You should've seen the respect my mouth ice commanded 79 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,813 at the roller rink.[ Chuckles ] 80 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,946 I was the Lil Jon of World on Wheels. 81 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,165 [ Laughter ] 82 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,209 [ As Lil Jon ] Yeah! 83 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,689 [ Laughter ] 84 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,474 Oh, and you also threw down some dealbreakers, too. 85 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:53,085 Do you remember when I wanted to cut my hair 86 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,609 like Halle Berry in "Boomerang"? 87 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,176 [ Normal voice ] Oh, yeah. 88 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,438 And your father said, "No. I will not date a woman 89 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,004 who I have to share clippers with." 90 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,528 That would've looked so good on you. 91 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,182 -I know, right? -Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, 92 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:05,663 you know, my number-one "hell no" 93 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,579 was if you dated one of my friends, I was not dating you. 94 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:09,580 -Ah. -Huh? Right, babe? 95 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,365 Mm. 96 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:14,194 Right, babe? Bow? 97 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:16,848 Yeah. 98 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,416 Mostly. 99 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,939 Ruby: Yeah. 100 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:23,420 And O.J. Simpson was mostly not a murderer. 101 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:24,726 Bow? 102 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:27,032 Andre. [ Chuckles ] Hm? 103 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:31,254 Okay, I went on a very bad date with Remy. 104 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,342 Remember that guy you worked with? 105 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:33,909 It was way before we were serious. 106 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:36,520 You went on a date -with my boy Remy? -He wasn't your boy. 107 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:39,523 The brother walked around with an empty trumpet case. 108 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:42,700 -Yeesh. -Bow, you knew my dealbreaker. 109 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:43,919 What have you done with my wife? 110 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,791 -Excuse me? -Where is my wife? 111 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,010 -I'm right here. -I don't know this woman. 112 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,664 She could be walking down the street, 113 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:52,188 and I would know nothing. 114 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,060 I feel sorry for this woman. 115 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,237 Oh, my God. He is quoting memes at you. 116 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,629 I've never seen him like this. 117 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,892 Well, [sighs] he'll be fine once he eats. 118 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,285 You better watch him, though. 119 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,635 He has a tendency not to chew when he's angry. 120 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:05,897 Mm. 121 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,422 Mm-hmm. See that? 122 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,206 There it is. 123 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,381 Deal broken. 124 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,862 You know, you're never too old 125 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,733 to move back in with your mama. 126 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,736 [ Chuckles ] Let's get a studio apartment with your Pops 127 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,043 and sleep "Willy Wonka"-style. 128 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,740 [ Chuckles ] Yeah? 129 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:26,483 Okay, my wife broke our deal, but I wasn't going to trip. 130 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,094 Bow has betrayed me. 131 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,139 -[ Gasps ] -What? 132 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,184 How can Rainbow do that to you? 133 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:35,536 Having an affair is the ultimate breach of trust. 134 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:38,800 But if she did it once, maybe she'd be open to do it again. 135 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:42,194 That rabbit's foot I got at the gas station is already working. 136 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,718 What? No. 137 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,285 She went on a date 20 years ago 138 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:48,288 with some Nigerian dude who wore colored contacts. 139 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,594 And she knew that dating one of my boys was a dealbreaker. 140 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,335 Dre, I think you're making a little too much 141 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,989 out of this, okay? 142 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:57,209 As someone who has stolen the wives of many of his friends, 143 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:59,690 I'll tell you this -- all women have a history. 144 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,737 But it's nothing that's worth hitting the eject button over. 145 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:03,912 Okay. Josh: Totally. 146 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,479 Women? They're so forgetful. 147 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,872 Why do you think I've been stood up on so many dates, right? 148 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,961 No, it's not that. 149 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,354 Alright, I didn't mind giving up things for her 150 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,574 because I thought she was giving up things for me. 151 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,880 Relationships are about compromise. 152 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,578 I compromised. She didn't. 153 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,319 Oh, but wouldn't nobody fault you 154 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:23,497 for leaving if you wanted to. 155 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,499 I'm not leaving her, -Charlie. -Mm. 156 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,022 I'm not doing anything to her. 157 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:31,156 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna reclaim my piece of me. 158 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,288 -Ooh! -Ooh! 159 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,029 I'm reading you loud and clear, Dre. 160 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,073 Mm-hmm. 161 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,597 Good luck on the mistress search. 162 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,251 -What? -Hey, guys, now that we've solved Dre's problem, 163 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,644 let's head over to the conference room. 164 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:43,038 I want to talk about our sexy new client -- 165 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,387 Bergstram's Talcum Powder, huh? 166 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,170 -Ooh. -Ooh. 167 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:46,084 Let's get some snacks. 168 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,303 Hey, hey, Stevens. Yeah? 169 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,826 You know, um, 170 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:51,220 I saw this meme that went viral this weekend ...-hmm. 171 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,788 ...and I think it would be great for those spots. 172 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:56,660 Uh, I'm actually thinking of taking us in another direction, 173 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,010 like, uh, -a catchy tag line. -Okay. 174 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:02,274 "Talcum powder -- good for your pits and your bits." Huh? 175 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,320 Uh, to be honest, 176 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,669 I think we've done that before. 177 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,497 Okay, I get you, Dre. 178 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,107 Uh, but it's my company, 179 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,848 and I'm gonna pull rank on this one. 180 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,329 But, Stevens, this meme is 181 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,418 the hottest thing going around right now, 182 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,595 and no one has used it to their advantage yet. 183 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,206 I-I'm sure it would be great, Dre, 184 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,121 but if we do that, then I don't get to pull rank, 185 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,471 and I'm really in the mood to do this. 186 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,647 Now, lookit -- this catchphrase, okay, 187 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,736 it can't be overt, but we have to make it clear -- 188 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,955 talcum powder goes on your genitals. 189 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,348 Huh? Come up with something. 190 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,741 You're good at that. 191 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,570 While Stevens was shooting down my ideas, 192 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:40,443 Junior was fishing to find out exactly who he was dating. 193 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,489 Okay. Yeah, I actually just saw 194 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:45,535 a Sarah McLachlan commercial, and it kind of made me think, 195 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,450 "I want a dog." 196 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,191 Oh, yeah, that could be nice. 197 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,714 Maybe a little one. 198 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,543 Ooh, yeah, I'm not a -- not a big fan of little dogs. 199 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:57,286 Oh. But it's -- it's not a big deal at all. 200 00:06:57,329 --> 00:07:00,115 Hey, so what's your favorite "Harry Potter" movie? 201 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,333 Hmm. I don't know. 202 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,161 They all kind of just blend together for me. 203 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,033 [ Chuckles ] 204 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,730 That could not be more wrong. 205 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,037 -Oh. -But, you know, it's -- 206 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,647 it's not the end of the world. 207 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,736 Hey, who do you think should've ended up on the Iron Throne 208 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,695 at the end of "Game of Thrones"? 209 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,087 Alright, Junior, what's up? 210 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,525 I feel like I'm in a really weird job interview. 211 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,614 It's just the whole no-kids thing 212 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,051 kind of caught me off guard, and I just want to make sure 213 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,140 I'm not surprised by any more dealbreakers. 214 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,881 Dealbreakers? 215 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:30,275 Andre Johnson Jr., I could fill up this whole apartment 216 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,625 with all my deals you're breaking. 217 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:32,930 I'm breaking deals? 218 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,497 [ Chuckles ] You know what? 219 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,238 It's fine. Don't worry about it. 220 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,674 You're lucky you're cute. 221 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,502 And for your sake, I hope it lasts. 222 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,287 [ Muttering ] Talking about some dealbreakers. 223 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:44,812 Olivia. Olivia! 224 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:47,075 What deals am I breaking? 225 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:49,860 And is this face mask supposed to burn? 226 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:54,125 And if not, is my tender face another dealbreaker? 227 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:57,694 I spent all day thinking about whatI gave up, 228 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,217 and then I decided, 229 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:02,177 if Bow wasn't out here compromising like I was, 230 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,961 it was time to take the gloves off. 231 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:08,923 Good night to the last, best first date I ever had. 232 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,272 [ Chuckles ] 233 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:11,926 Good night. 234 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,233 [ As Lil Jon ] Yeah! 235 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,978 Why are those in your mouth? 236 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:24,416 This is my mouth revenge. 237 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,635 You know, looking back, 238 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:28,943 it's amazing how much I gave up for you, 239 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:31,772 and maybe that's why I feel like I'm in a rut 240 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,950 and had to dig up my old goals book. 241 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,909 Yeah, things that I had to shelf. 242 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,085 You sound like Mike Tyson's 243 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,957 more approachable younger brother. 244 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,002 [ Lisping ] And you sound ludicrouth. 245 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,961 "Dre's Missions and Ambitions"? 246 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:51,661 [ Normal voice ] Yes. A list of my deferred dreams. 247 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,708 -Starting with Goal #4. -What's that? 248 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,232 Learn how to talk to girls. 249 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,016 You never let me talk to girls, Bow. 250 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:03,325 -Mm. -Goal #12 -- be a deejay. 251 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:06,241 [ Chuckles ] Vegas is paved with White deejays. 252 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,330 There's a hole in the market, Bow. 253 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,985 I could've been the plug. Mm. 254 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:14,989 Goal #24 -- win a Heisman. 255 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,600 Okay, you need to take this up with God 256 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,211 because He's the one that gave you no musical talent 257 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:22,474 and those little, cute chicken legs of yours. 258 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:26,478 There you go, raining on my parade, 259 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,698 but that's okay, because I am going to 260 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,831 become the man that I had to change 261 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,703 to please Queen Rainbow. 262 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:39,361 You know, Dre, I thought we changed for each other, 263 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,319 that we compromised. 264 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,018 But you know what? Mm? 265 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:47,021 You do you. 266 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:47,935 Thank you. 267 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:52,243 And I will do me. 268 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,245 Why do you say it like that? 269 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,379 Don't worry about it, Dre. 270 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,773 Fine. I will. 271 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,166 And I will sleep like a baby, 272 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,865 because I [stomps] put my foot down. 273 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,606 [ Chuckles ] I'm never taking this grill out. 274 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,303 [ Chuckling ] Okay. 275 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:11,219 Well, I mean, I gotta take it out to put my mouth guard in... 276 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,263 Uh-huh. ...but you know what I mean. 277 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,700 Yeah, mm-hmm. 278 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,311 So while I handled my problem, 279 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,966 Junior was still sitting in his.[ Sighs ] 280 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,011 Olivia dropped a major bomb on me 281 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,144 and told me I had plenty of dealbreakers for her. 282 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,406 And the worst part is, 283 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,713 she didn't even tell me what they were. 284 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:27,975 I wonder what they could be. 285 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,238 Whew! I thought you'd never ask. 286 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,154 Okay, now, let's get into these dealbreakers, huh? 287 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,025 One of your eyes squint too much when you smile. 288 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,200 It's ruined every one of our Christmas cards. 289 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,680 Mm. She does have a point there. 290 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,942 You call soccer "fútbol." 291 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,727 You got vacation braids in Jamaica 292 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,859 because you thought they -made you look like Sean Paul. -They did. 293 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,600 Not to mention 294 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,647 your lactose intolerance -isn't exactly a turn-on. -Yeah. 295 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,952 I mean, how can you protect your woman 296 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,650 when you can't even stand up to milk? 297 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:53,565 Oh, my God. You guys are right. 298 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:56,220 I'm just one giant dealbreaker. 299 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,831 [ Sighs ] 300 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,310 Look. Hm? 301 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:02,313 Only you can change what's wrong on the inside. 302 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:05,926 But for the outside, I mean, it'll take some work. 303 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,276 But I got you. 304 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,495 Mm, one of your eyes is doing that squinty thing again. 305 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,715 -Mm. Oh, sorry. -Hey, but don't worry. 306 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,717 Once we fix you on the outside, we'll take you to the doctor. 307 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,458 I don't know if it's that serious. 308 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:19,766 -Oh. -No, trust me, you're gonna want to get that looked at. 309 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,159 Once I started getting back in touch 310 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,814 with young Dre's hopes and ambitions, 311 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,947 it was like the floodgates opened. 312 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,036 Hey, why does my house smell like 313 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,429 one of Erykah Badu's head wraps? 314 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,084 Your demon cards? 315 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,043 I thought I told you not to mess with that stuff, Bow. 316 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:39,611 Dre, with all this talk of you rediscovering 317 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:43,572 parts of yourself that I allegedly made you give up, 318 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,009 it made me feel like I just want to, like .... 319 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,664 ...dust off old Bow. 320 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,318 [ Laughs ] Mama! 321 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,581 Do you see ...at is going on in here, boy? 322 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,626 The devil is on the table. 323 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:58,718 Oh, we don't play that Miss Cleo blasphemy in this house. 324 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,545 I'm calling Pastor Jones right now! 325 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,982 Ah, great. 326 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,984 Now we gotta get baptized in the L.A. River again. 327 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,420 I'll just take an antibiotic. 328 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,248 Oh, hush. 329 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,076 Once your souls are washed, I'll take you to Shake Shack. 330 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,642 Now, come away from them cards. 331 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,733 Okay, you've had your little fun, 332 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,083 and I know you're only dabbling in the dark arts 333 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,998 because it gets -under my skin. -Oh. No, no. 334 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,651 You're sitting at the devil's spades table, Bow, 335 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,305 and you just reneged. 336 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,698 You don't want to hold this one? 337 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,091 Alright. 338 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,397 If Bow wanted a war over who we were 339 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,052 and what we gave up to be with each other... 340 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:32,099 [ Ding!] ...she would have one. 341 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,362 How we feeling tonight, Sherman Oaks? 342 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,886 Huh? This is DJ Compton Kid. 343 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,758 Extended club mix. Let's go! 344 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,455 ♪ Fire up that loud 345 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,674 ♪ Another round of shots, shots, shots ♪ 346 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,198 ♪ Turn down for what? 347 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,634 Oh! 348 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,679 All the ladies in the house say, "Yeah!" 349 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,203 ♪ Turn down for what? 350 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,336 ♪ 351 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,077 ♪ Turn down for what? 352 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,819 ♪ 353 00:12:56,863 --> 00:13:00,214 Hey, wh-- where's my car? 354 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,433 Had to move it out of here so I could, uh, 355 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,957 have space for my art. 356 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,567 Where the hell am I supposed to park?! 357 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,177 It's California, Andre Johnson. 358 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,788 You can park your car outside. 359 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,398 Except for on Thursdays. 360 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,921 Then you gotta move it to the other side of the street. 361 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,923 Excuse me. Need to get back to my art. 362 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:19,537 ♪ 363 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,930 [ Ding!] 364 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:26,109 ♪ 365 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,589 ♪ Fire up that loud 366 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,679 ♪ Another round of shots, shots, shots ♪ 367 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,029 Do you even know how to ride this thing? 368 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,422 [ Scoffs ] 369 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,598 Of course I do. Okay. 370 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,036 [ Horn honks ] 371 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,126 Dre: And while Bow was watching me live out my dreams, 372 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,129 Junior was doing everything he could to make sure 373 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,263 Olivia wouldn't come to her senses and drop him. 374 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,569 Okay, now stop. 375 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,962 Okay. 376 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,443 You can take your blindfold off. 377 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,053 -Okay. -Ta-da! 378 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,186 ♪ 379 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,579 Mm. 380 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,060 I changed my whole look for you. 381 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,715 Welcome to the new, dealbreaker-free... 382 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:12,808 ...Andre Johnson Jr. 383 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,462 You kind of just look like Drake. 384 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,159 [ Claps ] -You're welcome. -Mm. 385 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,769 How'd you even grow a beard that fast? 386 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,728 Oh, I can grow a beard easy. 387 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,034 I just keep it shaved down 388 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,644 so that my dad feels good about his. 389 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:23,993 -He needs it. -Oh. 390 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,691 Now, I know it is a lot to take in, 391 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:27,997 but I'm dying to know 392 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,520 what's going through your mind right now. 393 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,871 Uh, listen, I love you. 394 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,915 You know that. [ Chuckles ] 395 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,786 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 396 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,530 -Ooh, but you look crazy, man. -What? 397 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:43,491 I gave this girl Champagne Papi, and she got beer taste. 398 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,841 You're just -- you're just doing way too much. 399 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,235 Uh, how do I do less? 400 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,845 I'll do anything. 401 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,499 Girl, you're the best I ever had. 402 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,806 Y'all, I-I smell smoke. 403 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,983 [ Sniffs ] 404 00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,725 [ Laughs ] Rest in peace, tarot cards. 405 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,467 I cast you out in the name of Black Jesus... 406 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,816 Rainbow: What?...and my mama. 407 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,602 My cards! Dre, what are you doing?! 408 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,387 Getting rid of the evil these devil's business cards 409 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,998 -brought into the house. -What? 410 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,043 I swear, I saw the cupboard close by itself 411 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,827 when I came back in from riding my hog. 412 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,091 That's probably 'cause the fake gold from your grills 413 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,744 is poisoning your mind. 414 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,442 Don't disrespect -the grill, Bow. -Oh, come on. 415 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,314 I'm a man that's made too many sacrifices already. 416 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,795 This should be enough for me -to get emancipated, right? -Mm. 417 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,667 You know what, Junior? I want you to witness this. 418 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,192 Never change who you are for anyone. 419 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,542 25 years later, you'll be wondering about 420 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:37,632 the life that you could've had had you not been stifled. 421 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,286 Stifled? Mm-hmm. 422 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,984 Dre, we're playing around. 423 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,553 It's a motorcycle, some turntables, and a grill. 424 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,902 What are you talking about? 425 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,643 It's not just about those things, Bow. 426 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,036 It's about the life that I could've had 427 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,341 and the things that I could've been. 428 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,083 I could've been a world-class deejay. No. 429 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:57,260 I could've been the first Black Hells Angel. 430 00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,263 I could've opened my own ad agency. 431 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,699 What? Yes. 432 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,441 It was Goal #7 on my list, right after 433 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,530 "run around my block without stopping." 434 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,272 But I didn't. Mm. 435 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,970 For us. 436 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,582 I'mma -- What's on your face? 437 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,237 This ispretty awkward. Hot. 438 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,456 Yeah, you guys have fun with all this. 439 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,936 We're gonna -- we're gonna get going. 440 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,763 -Okay. -Hey, what? 441 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,199 Yeah.[ All gasping ] 442 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,331 Junior! 443 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,462 Did the door...? 444 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,899 I'm calling Pastor Jones. 445 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,727 My dreams are finally coming true. 446 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,033 Um... 447 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,208 Ah! I hope it's not a friendly ghost. 448 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,432 [ Door closes ] 449 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:41,522 Oh. Hello. 450 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,654 Hey. Are you back? 451 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,570 Yeah. I decided to take the bike out for a ride, 452 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:51,053 but didn't get very far because I realized 453 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,099 I don't know how to ride. 454 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,057 Ah, I see. 455 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,452 Well, want to tell me what's going on? 456 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,931 Okay, baby. 457 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:03,631 I'm sorry for getting out of control back there, but... 458 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,155 What are you doing? 459 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,724 ...I was reading my old journal, and it got me messed up. 460 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,596 I can see that. 461 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,643 Just to be clear, you know, I threatened to leave you 462 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,646 if you got a "Thug Life" tattoo across your belly, 463 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,778 but I never -- I never stopped you 464 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,651 from starting an ad agency, Dre. 465 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,784 -No. I stopped myself. -Okay. 466 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,569 You know, the family was growing, 467 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,744 I was making plenty of money, 468 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,137 and I just got comfortable, babe, 469 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,314 and it wasn't time to take a risk. 470 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,142 Dre, that's totally understandable. 471 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:40,842 But...something's changed at work. 472 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,235 I don't feel like I'm growing. 473 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,672 Dre, it's really noble that you've played it safe 474 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,108 for your family all these years, 475 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,893 but maybe it's time for you to, I don't know, 476 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,940 take a chance for yourself. 477 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,551 Start your own agency, 478 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,379 or see what else is out there. 479 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,207 I got your back. 480 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,600 Thank you. 481 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,863 Always. 482 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,343 Now... Hm? 483 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:08,130 ...Andre Johnson, please get rid of that grill. 484 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,653 You're right. 485 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,177 I'm over the grill. 486 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,918 But I also think I'm gonna need emergency dental surgery. 487 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,269 [ Sucks teeth ] 488 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,053 My gums haven't stopped bleeding all day. 489 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,142 Ugh, God. Mm-hmm. 490 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,144 Let me see what's in this journal? 491 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,668 -Promise not to laugh? -Sure. 492 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,323 Pass it over. Let me see. 493 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,282 Mm-hmm. 494 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,414 No, no, no. What? 495 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,199 "Marry Tisha Campbell"? 496 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,287 And then what's this asterisk? 497 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,853 It says, "See --""See above." 498 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,725 [ Chuckles ] "Marry --" 499 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,728 "Marry Hillary Clinton and treat her right." 500 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,687 And it says, "Backup plan for 5, 9, and 11. 501 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,167 Does that make me president?" 502 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,083 [ Laughs ] Sorry. I said I wouldn't laugh. 503 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,041 What?! 504 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,131 My dad wants to know if you want a motorcycle, 505 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,176 because, apparently, the dealership won't take back 506 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,178 -a dented one. -You know what? 507 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,920 If that's what having parents who stay together is like, 508 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,008 I'm good. 509 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,401 That's not gonna be us, right? 510 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,403 Not if we just communicate with each other. 511 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,926 You know what? 512 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,189 Let's just lay out all of our dealbreakers right now. 513 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:12,586 Well, I never saw myself with a man who has a toy collection. 514 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,631 Okay, I never saw myself with someone 515 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372 who wears sunglasses in the pool. 516 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,679 -Like, what's the point? -Okay, okay. 517 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,943 Well, I never wanted to date someone with daddy issues 518 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,511 or mommy issues, and you have both. 519 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,034 I do. Yeah. 520 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,471 And I also never thought I'd date someone 521 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,604 who hated spicy food. 522 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,866 Just whoa. 523 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,738 But -- But we got over those things, 524 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,957 so we can get over the other ones. 525 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,220 Don't you think? Yeah. 526 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,701 You know, I'll be honest -- the kid thing kind of scared me, 527 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,225 but I realized that a future with you is better than 528 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,793 any dealbreaker-free future with anyone else. 529 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,143 Hm. I'm lucky. 530 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,667 I feel the same way. 531 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,365 And also, they're not toys. 532 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,540 They're Funko Pops, 533 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,194 and you will be thanking your lucky stars 534 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,284 when they're paying for our retirement. 535 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:03,027 Sometimes in life you give up things, 536 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,333 and it makes you a better person. 537 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,205 [ Sighs ] 538 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,032 And sometimes 539 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,948 you just give up those things for the time being. 540 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:14,256 But they'll be ready for you to pick up when the time is right. 541 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,998 Andre Johnson, our agency has admired your work 542 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,826 for a long time now, 543 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,611 but you've always been locked up at Stevens & Lido. 544 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,787 So I have to ask -- 545 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,529 after all this time, why now? 546 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,358 Well, I, uh -- 547 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,969 I guess I just needed to cross some things off my list. 548 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,233 Hmm. 549 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,626 So, wow me. 550 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,851 Hey, thank you for letting me spin for, uh, 551 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,505 three people. [ Laughs ] 552 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,072 [ George Clinton's "Atomic Dog" playing ] 553 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,422 Ooh! 554 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,988 ♪ Aaaah 555 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,469 Hey, what are you doing, son? Trying to steal my shine? 556 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,515 Uh, this will help you go viral, trust me. 557 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778 ♪ Like the boys when they're out there walkin' the streets ♪ 558 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,302 How did you grow a beard so fast? 559 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,825 Genetics? 560 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,958 [ Laughs ] Hey! 561 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,308 Ruff! 562 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,834 -Ruff! -Ruff! 563 00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,314 Together: ♪ Why must I feel like that? 564 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,621 ♪ Why must I chase the cat? 565 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,840 ♪ Nothing but the dog in me 566 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:17,928 Oh! Ow! 567 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,365 Hold up -- Oh. Ooh! 568 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,409 Oh, you want me to get Mom? 569 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:21,497 -Ah, I pulled something. -You good? 570 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,281 Son, get me an ice pack. 571 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,238 Mm!