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Babies.
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♪ Do do doop do doop da dum
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They can't do
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From the moment they're born,
all they do is take.
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And as they get bigger,
they only take more.
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Time.
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Money.
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Effort.
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And if you do an even
halfway decent job?
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They just up and leave you.
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♪ 'Cause you'll always be
my baby ♪
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Yep, parent --
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it's the worst job
you'll never apply for.
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W-Why are we sending Devante's
birthday invitations?
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He's got hands.
Mm.
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Zora. Nile.
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I don't even know
who these kids are.
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That's it, babe,
you know what?
Hmm?
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We are not
politely declining gifts.
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I want real ones.
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And no books.
Okay.
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The school is saying
I have to fly coach
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on the class trip
to France.
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Fix it.
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And we're out of milk?
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What do you people do
all day?
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Oh, I don't know.
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We just sit around all day
being ungrateful.
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-Oh, no. I'm sorry.
-I work.
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That's you.
You're the ungrateful ones!
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If you're here to raid
the milk, too late.
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Guys, I'm 21.
I can buy my own milk.
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Also, I'm 21.
I don't drink milk. Ew.
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Then why are you here?
Haven't we given you enough?
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I actually wanted
to deliver this.
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-What is that?
-Mm.
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Dinner at yours
and Olivia's place?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Huh.
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Okay. And what time do you want
us to have the dinner delivered?
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No, we're hosting you.
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Moving out of the house
and in with Olivia,
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I realized you guys
have given me so much.
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I wouldn't be where I am
without you two.
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Mm. Mm. Mm.
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-Okay, it's a trap.
-Mm.
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Yeah, he's selling
something.
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That's a trap.
Absolutely.
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He's gonna hold us hostage until
we buy his nasal vitamins.
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Guys, I swear,
there is no catch.
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Think of this dinner as
my way of saying "Thank you."
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Hmm.
Thank you?
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To us?
Mm-hmm.
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Is...
Is this real?
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Babe,
it -- it feels real.
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Oh, I thought this only
happened in the movies
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when one of the parents
was sick.
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Is he...?Walk him out. Quickly.
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Are you about
to ugly cry?
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-Walk him out. Quickly.
-Get out.
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-Uh, yeah.
-Get out of here.
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-Go, go, go, go.
-Ah!
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-You gonna ugly cry?
-Shh!
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Okay, let it out, baby.
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Oh, come on.
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To our son...
Mm.
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...Junior.
Whoo!
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The first Johnson child
to pay us back in any way.
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Yes.
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I've always had a good feeling
about that Junior.
What?
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That's why I've been there
for him every step of the way.
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I put the time in,
you know?
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You literally tried to take
the "Junior" from his name
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when he said he didn't like
"New Jack City."
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-Iron sharpens iron, Bow.
-Uh-huh.
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And let's not bury the lede
-on this, okay?
-What's that?
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We raised a young Black boy
-to maturity in America.
-Ooh, baby.
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We deserve this victory lap
our son is giving us.
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-Mm, mm, mm.
-His success is a reflection
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of the amazing job
we've done as parents.
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Ooh.
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-You better preach.
-Mm-hmm.
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Think of all that we have done
for these children.
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Talk to me.
Carpooling.
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Every day.
Shoe buying.
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Five sets.
Listening.
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I hate the listening.
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-Their stories go nowhere.
-Circle.
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That's why I'm so excited
that one of them
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is finally
hosting us for once.
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Mm-hmm.
Finally...
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Mm.
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...I get why people
have kids.
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To payback.
To payback.
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Mm.
Mm.
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Hey, Pops.
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Can I ask you something?
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I don't know.
Can you?
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Feels light.
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It's all there.
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We'll just see
about that.
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Alright, regale me
with your dilemma.
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Okay, so there's this new boy
at school, Bradley --
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Hold on.
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This feels like
a parent problem.
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I'm your go-to
for grandparent problems,
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like when you want to know
about the ABA
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or what it was like in the '80s
or you need $2.
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I need someone who knows
how to solve problems
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without being one.
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You came to
the right person.
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I was a freelance fixer back
in the day for Maxine Waters.
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Well, I'm trying to get
this boy's attention ...-hmm.
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...to stand out, but without
coming off as desperate.
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So, like, "I may like you,
but I don't need you."
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Mm-hmm.
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-High degree of difficulty.
-Mm-hmm.
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You want this Bradley
-to see you, but did he?
-Right.
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You have to be loud
in a quiet way,
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project a focused attitude
of complete indifference.
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So barge in
with a calming storm?
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Easy.
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Playing too much cricket
scares away the bees.
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You want to walk the fine line
between a King in a Bar Fight
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and the Lady on the Bus.
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Mm.
Makes perfect sense.
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And when you want to end
the conversation,
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you hit him with this.
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Mm.
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You should
raise your rates.
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Okay.
Thanks, Pops!
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You got it, baby.
Mm!
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Pops, you've gotta help me.
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I dropped my chain
down the sink.
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Oh, that's easy.
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Tie a magnet to a string
and then pull it out.
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Will that work?
I-It's real gold.
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I gave you that chain, Jack.
It'll work.
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Ah. Okay.
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And they act like
this parenting stuff is hard.
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When the night
of Junior's dinner came,
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we were ready
-to be wined and dined.
-Hi!
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After all,
we had earned it.
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Oh, my -- Oh!
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Oh, Junior.
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-Oh! Hi!
-Hi!
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-This is so nice!
-Ah.
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-Thank you. Ooh.
-Here you go.
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Sorry.
Sometimes it -- it sticks.
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Oh. Okay.
Yeah.
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Uh, I am
a real, grown-up adult now, yep.
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The only cartoons I watch
are Japanese.
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-Or Pixar.
-Okay.
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I catch a "Caillou"
-every now and again.
-I see.
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Okay, welcome,
-Dr. and Mr. Johnson.
-Oh.
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-Champagne?
-Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
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Champagne in
-a real glass?
-Oh, my gosh.
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Who -- Who are we,
the Obamas?
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Hello, Barack.
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Hello, Michelle.
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Sipping Champagne in your son's
fancy apartment --
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what better way to see that
you've done your job?
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Wait a sec.
Is that a crack?
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All of a sudden,
everywhere I looked,
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there were breaks, sparks,
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neglect, and fire hazards.
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This place was a mess.
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What's up with
this window?
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Oh, uh,
-a bat flew into it.
-Oh.
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But I e-mailed
the new landlord.
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He just hasn't
responded yet.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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-So call him.
-Okay.
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-And get a rabies shot.
-Okay.
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-Babe, it was a bat.
-You know what?
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I left a bottle of wine
in the car.
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I'm gonna go grab it
real quick.
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-Okay. Sounds good.
-Okay.
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I started to see
less of an apartment...
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[ Cash register dinging] ...and more of a blank check
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we'd have to write
to fix everything.
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And it wasn't just the money
we would be investing.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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They also needed our time.
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Hey.
Hmm?
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What's going on with you?
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Can't you see?
What?
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We tried giving him
the juice,
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but he can't handle
the juice, Bow.
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He needs our juice.
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He's not succeeding
on his own.
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Junior, stop, stop, stop.
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You know what?
Uh...
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we're just gonna try again
-when the humidity drops.
-Mm.
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That's all right.
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At least we're not
trapped inside.
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Come on.
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Dre.
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I don't know...
what you're worried about.
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All we need to do is
sage that squatter energy
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out of there,
and it's gonna be fine.
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Are you kidding me?
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It looks like
they furnished that place
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-from Restitution Hardware.
-Oh, my --
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It's gonna cost us
a lot of money to fix that.
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I thought Junior
had crossed the finish line,
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but now I see he is cramping
in the home stretch.
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Now I gotta come out
of the stands
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and carry him
to the medical tent.
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That you think I can follow what
you're saying is astounding.
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You can honestly
see all of this
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and think that he's okay
on his own?
Eh --
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You are closing your eyes
to an obvious scam.
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But that doesn't surprise me,
Bow.
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You grew up in a cult.
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Dre.
Hmm?
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You have to remember
where he is.
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Okay, he could be
in a frat house right now
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learning to step from a Kappa
named Big Chavis.
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That's because the Omegas
wouldn't want him.
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He doesn't have
enough rhythm to hop.
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Oh, my God.
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Dre, they're just trying
to do something nice for us.
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Huh?
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Can't you just
put on a smile
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and show them
that we appreciate it?
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I know you can get onboard
for dinner.
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Fine.
Mm?
There you go.
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But when I say
I have a headache,
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that's the signal.
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Really?
That's so funny.
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'Cause whenever I use
that signal on you,
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it doesn't work.
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Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
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We were just
talking about
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how wonderful of a time
we're having.
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-Especially your dad.
-Yep.
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That's what
-he was saying.
-I was.
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Isn't that what
-you were saying?
-Just wait.
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We haven't even started
the games yet.
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Ooh!
I'm so excited.
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Ooh.
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Oh, hey.
I had to try.
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Did you?
What are you supposed to do?
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There you go.
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While Bow and I were out,
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Pops, who thought parenting
was a snap,
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was in charge at home.
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Pops, it worked!
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That guy from school
is totally into me.
250
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,592
Do you wanna go meet him
before we go hang out?
251
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,551
-Not particularly.
-Oh. Come on.
252
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:14,075
So, this is the man
I was telling you about --
253
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,598
my Pops.
254
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,383
So, uh,
you must be Bradley.
255
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,211
Oh, it's, uh --
it's "Brad-ley," my man,
256
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,517
but don't worry about it.
257
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,433
And I'd shake your hand,
but I just got inked.
258
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,740
-Huh.
-Nah, I'm just kidding,
old man.
259
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,306
-Oh.
-Hey, that's how we do it
in The Bay.
260
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,308
Okay.
261
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,396
I'm from The Bay.
262
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,920
Did you leave there
by choice?
263
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,531
Feels like you skipped a few
chapters there, Brad-ley.
264
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,448
Pops, you're hilarious.
Ah.
265
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,929
I'll be home by curfew.
266
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,408
Come on.
267
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,372
Dre's gonna have to
look out for that one.
268
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:57,509
At Bow's direction,
I plastered on a smile,
269
00:09:57,553 --> 00:10:00,034
tried to relax
and have a good time.
270
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,731
Okay.
So, in history ...-hmm.
271
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,734
...while later proven false,
what was the rumored cause
272
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:05,953
of the Great Chicago Fire?
273
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,389
Mm.
Mm.
274
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,434
Probably too many extension
cords in the kitchen.
275
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,741
I'm -- I'm sorry, Dad.
276
00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,613
Did you have something
that you wanted to say?
277
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:14,962
We don't have to
get into that, son.
278
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:15,963
-Mnh-mnh.
-Okay.
279
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,268
No, I-I think we should.
280
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,488
As a future
psychotherapist,
281
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,795
I've read that discussing issues
in the open is best
282
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,231
for sustaining
familial relationships.
283
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,928
Oh, my God!
284
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,495
Is that what I sound like
every time I say I'm a doctor?
285
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,452
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God!
286
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,540
It sounds so good!
287
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,803
-Well, thank you.
-That sounds good.
288
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,456
Okay, look, I just can't
look the other way
289
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,067
while I'm here, alright?
290
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,983
All I see are Band-Aids when
we raised you to follow through.
291
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,941
Those aren't extension cords
in the kitchen.
292
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,377
That's a fire hazard.
293
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,683
And that stuck door?
294
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,163
When the fire does come
295
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,208
and before you're overtaken
by smoke,
296
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:47,037
the last thought you will have
was, "Dad was right."
297
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,387
Or "Mr. Johnson was right,"
in your case.
298
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,825
Okay, I know we have
some maintenance issues,
299
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,914
but we have a new landlord
who has really been
300
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,133
dragging his feet
-on repairs.
-Yes.
301
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,701
So I've collected signatures
from the other tenants,
302
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,224
demanding action ...h.
303
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,704
...and now we have a meeting
about it next week.
304
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,097
-Okay.
-Yes.
305
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:06,317
Look, Dad, while we appreciate
your overreaction,
306
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,318
we've got this.
307
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,972
We built a shelf
the other day.
308
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,713
We're like the Black
Chip and Joanna Gaines.
309
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,715
That's what
-I'm talking about.
-Oh. I see the effort,
310
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,674
and I appreciate the hustle,
you guys.
311
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,371
That's why I haven't
said anything, okay?
312
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,416
You know why?
'Cause I'm a rational person.
313
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,942
And a good parent.
314
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,509
Okay, well, in light of
new information,
315
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,642
it seems as if you have things
under control.
316
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,731
-Mm-hmm.
-Thank you, Dad.
317
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,995
Alright, and keeping
our communication open,
318
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:35,607
I would just like to say that
if we don't get dinner soon,
319
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,436
I will become
unpleasant.
320
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,179
Yes.
More unpleasant.
321
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,441
Well, let's get this man
some food, right?
322
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,791
Yeah.
Ooh.
323
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,620
Jack.
Yeah?
324
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:49,970
Come here.
O-Okay.
325
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,711
Smile.
326
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:55,105
If anyone asks, we were here
all night together
327
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,455
watching "Jackie Brown"
-and eating soup.
-Mm.
328
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,327
I know the alibi routine.
329
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,851
W-W-What are you into?
330
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,331
Or is it better
that I don't know?
331
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,854
Oh, I just want to make sure
everything's okay
332
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,074
with Diane
and this...date.
333
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,640
-You seem really worried.
-No, I'm not worried.
334
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,425
You know who worries?
Dads.
335
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,949
-Mm.
-Not granddads like me.
336
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,734
I'm gonna go get a beer.
I'll offer you a sip.
337
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,388
But y-you're pacing.
Usually, you're sitting.
338
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,521
Well, you know what?
You're kinda acting like a dad.
339
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:22,089
No. I'm acting like
a concerned grandfather
340
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,527
who wants to make sure
that his granddaughter is safe
341
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,137
and making good choices.
342
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,312
Way different from a dad.
343
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,792
Okay.
344
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:33,187
That's why I'm going to
introduce Brad-ley
345
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,493
-to a friend of mine.
-Hmm.
346
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,321
-He's from Louisville.
-Really?
347
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,541
What's your friend's name?
348
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:42,152
Oh.
The -- The bat.
349
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,458
Oh.
350
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,155
Very good, Jack.
351
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,809
Very good.
352
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,466
-Ah.
-Cheers, cheers, cheers.
353
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,684
-Alright,
-Oh, hey!
354
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,208
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before we eat...
355
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,557
So close.
356
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,776
...Mom, Dad...
Yes.
357
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,255
I just wanted
to say thank you
358
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,170
for everything that you have
done to help get me here.
359
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,389
-Aw!
-Ah.
360
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,260
When I was a boy,
I needed training wheels,
361
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,349
but you taught me how to pedal
with my own two feet.
362
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,786
-Aw! Goodness.
-And now here we are.
363
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:08,831
-What is that?
-What is that? Ooh.
364
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,790
Oh.
365
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:11,834
The mice are awake.
Yeah.
366
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,836
What?!
Did you just say mice?
367
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,012
Yeah, we saw a mouse
a couple weeks ago.
368
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,318
That's actually why
we got a cat.
369
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,147
That's why you got a cat?!
Excuse me?!
370
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,758
You invited us up in here
in an infestation?!
371
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,499
N-No.
No, no!
372
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,023
No-bo-dy eats.
Okay?
373
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,199
No. No.
374
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:32,899
We can't tell if these are
actually raisins in this rice.
375
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,639
Okay, so now you
come onto my side?
376
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,554
After the food
is served?
377
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,947
Everything is fine.
378
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,602
We've been keeping
all of our food in bins,
379
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,951
and we have stopped
buying cheese.
380
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,953
Nothing about that
is fine, Junior.
381
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,390
Anyone who thinks
that bins and cats
382
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,001
are an acceptable
solution
383
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,002
should not be living
on their own.
384
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:49,916
You're moving home.
385
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,439
-Oh, no.
-This is his home.
386
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,832
This is our home.
387
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,921
Don't you worry, little lady.
388
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,140
You are coming, too,
alright?
389
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,969
You can study under my roof
and my tutelage.
390
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,971
See, babe, now you are
making sense.
391
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,581
We'll pay whatever's left
on their lease
392
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,887
and get them moved in
by the weekend.
393
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,411
Just until you guys
get on your feet.
394
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:10,980
Okay. Respectfully,
we're on our feet.
395
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,069
-Oh.
-And we're staying.
396
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,767
Now, this place
may have a few problems,
397
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:16,899
but we're proud of the home
that we --
398
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,597
Aaah!
What the hell
was that sound?!
399
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,425
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
400
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,340
Yeah, you guys
might want to leave.
401
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,473
A fresh kill normally
brings out the rats.
402
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,953
The what?!
Okay.
403
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,171
Do you want me to make you
a to-go plate?
404
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,259
Alright, okay.
405
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,522
You know the answer to that,
Junior.
406
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,306
Wrap it up.
407
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,529
After a much-needed
drive-thru stop,
408
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,445
Bow and I devised a plan to fix
all of Junior's problems.
409
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,925
Then...
Mm.
410
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,929
...we bribe an exterminator
to fumigate.
411
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,889
They won't have enough money
for a hotel,
412
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,412
and they'll move back in.
413
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,893
And then we teach a "living on
your own" masterclass.
414
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,461
Lesson one -- throw out
-those soy sauce packets.
-Uh-huh.
415
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,942
What's got you two in here
sounding like "Red Table Talk"?
416
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,466
Well, Pops,
Junior has made it obvious
417
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,599
that he is not ready
to live on his own,
418
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:09,082
and him and Olivia think that we
are supposed to be okay with it.
419
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,866
Well, he's right.
You are.
What?
420
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,867
I think you two
are forgetting about
421
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,650
what your first place
was like.
422
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,825
But --
What?
423
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:14,609
I mean,
I've stayed in some
424
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,567
bad spots in my time,
425
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:17,960
but even I wouldn't have
slept there.
426
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,049
Man, please!
427
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:23,313
Our first apartment was
way better than Junior's.
428
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,447
Good location, great lighting,
immaculately decorated.
429
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,275
-It was terrible.
-What?
430
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,103
Y'all got all your furniture
from off the curb.
431
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,192
Well, we were into
sustainability
432
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,628
before it was cool.
433
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,411
Oh, that's what
it's called?
434
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,196
Okay, fine.
435
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,980
-We were a mess.
-Mm.
436
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:41,375
They did find a new species
-of bedbug in our apartment.
-Yeah.
437
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,290
But it's normal for us,
Pops,
438
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,857
to want something better
for Junior than we had.
439
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,251
It's frustrating to find out
how much more work
440
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,036
we have left
to do with him.
441
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,560
Pops, we were in
victory formation,
442
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,735
running out the clock.
443
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,084
I thought the game was over.
We were done.
444
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,045
-What's so funny?
-What?
445
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,133
You thought
you were done?
446
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,308
Yes.
Yeah.
447
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,745
You'll never be done.
Look at me.
448
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,660
I'm still parenting you
right now,
449
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,009
and I'm not even
good at it.
450
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,228
Mm.
451
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,621
As I have learned,
sometimes all you can do
452
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,841
is hope that
they'll be okay,
453
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,799
even when
it's not okay with you.
454
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,498
Ah --Ah.
455
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,239
-He has a point.
-Hmm?
456
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:23,199
We have continued to move
the goal line for Junior ...ah.
457
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,550
...with school, with his job,
with this apartment.
458
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,422
It's like we're always on him
for a plan.
459
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,858
Yeah.
460
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,642
It's like we always sweat
what's next
461
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,731
instead of
seeing what is.
462
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,038
And, you know,
he is doing pretty good.
463
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,344
He is.
464
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,128
We may owe him
an apology.
465
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,782
Yeah.
466
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:41,826
You more than me.
467
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,089
I mean, I handled myself
pretty well.
468
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,873
What?
I did.
469
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,963
You left your purse there and
said, "It's trash now."
470
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,747
Okay.
471
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,966
Maybe I should
get him flowers.
472
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,402
Yeah.
You should.
473
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,714
Ah.
474
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,065
Pops, were you waiting up
for me?
475
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,545
No, no, no.
476
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:09,158
Uh...you did stay out
kind of late, though, Diane.
477
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,507
It's 9:30.
478
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,422
Well, that's gotta be
past your bedtime.
479
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,120
Well, clearly,
it's past yours.
480
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,686
Mm-hmm.
481
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,949
You called your friend
from Louisville?
482
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,125
Wait.
483
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,735
Were you worried about
me and Brad-ley?
484
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,823
No. No.
485
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,868
I was working with Jack
on his swing.
486
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,045
I think the boy got a chance
at playing with the Dodgers.
487
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,656
Pops, Bradley is harmless.
488
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,354
He says he's from The Bay,
but he's really from Sacramento.
489
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,574
He's the new kid trying
to pull a "Fresh Prince,"
490
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,967
and I told him he better drop it
if he's gonna be my boyfriend.
491
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,666
That's all you needed
my advice for?
492
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,885
So you could hit him with
an Evander Holyfield?
493
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,540
Pops, I didn't only need
your advice for some boy.
494
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,414
I don't just come to you
for cash
495
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,372
or stories about
how you used to be able
496
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,287
to smoke around babies.
497
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,724
You're the only person
in this house
498
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,726
that doesn't treat me
like a kid.
499
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,337
You give it to me
straight.
500
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,861
Well, that's the only way
I know how to do it.
501
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,299
You've been showing me how to
be myself for my whole life.
502
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,346
Just being here,
watching you.
503
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,912
You've helped me
put the pieces together.
504
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,610
Well, if you ever need
more help
505
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:13,483
putting the pieces together,
or breaking them apart,
506
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,789
you know
I'm here for you.
507
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,617
And you know what?
508
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,447
-This one's on the house.
-Oh, no, Pops.
509
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,535
You should get something
for your trouble.
510
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,450
Oh, no. Trust me.
I already did.
511
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,455
I kept 20.
Oh.
512
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,413
It felt light.
513
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,154
Goodnight, Dee!
514
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,721
Goodnight.
515
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,291
The next day, Bow and I
put together a gift basket
516
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,337
for Junior and Olivia
to pair with our apology.
517
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,470
Is rat poison too much?
518
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,906
Okay.
As a gag?
519
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,343
Maybe we don't play into
how awful we were
520
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,953
when we fled
their apartment.
521
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,085
Oh, my God. Okay.
Let's cover it up.
522
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,086
-It was pretty bad.
-It was terrible.
523
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,305
-Hey, guys.
-Hey.
524
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,045
Oh, hey. Hey, Junior,
we were on our way --
525
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,178
Actually, I have something
to say.
526
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,266
Oh.
Oh.
527
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,181
I'm sorry
about last night.
528
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,096
I was so excited
to show you guys my new life
529
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,706
that I didn't stop
to think about
530
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,925
how you might be
disappointed by it.
531
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,187
-No, son.
-Oh, no.
532
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:08,190
If anyone should apologize,
it should be us.
533
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,235
It's us.
534
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,497
Well, you guys
aren't wrong.
535
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,151
We are struggling.
536
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,804
The cat is still stuck
in the walls.
537
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:14,979
Yes.
Okay, yes.
538
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,200
That is -- That is a problem,
but come on.
539
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,637
We just waltzed in there
and started keeping score.
540
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,858
Yeah, but we should be excited
for what's in front of you, son.
541
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,468
-Absolutely.
-Hey.
542
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,036
You got a good one
in Olivia.
Yes.
543
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,168
She really is.
544
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,734
I'm glad you guys
think so too.
545
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,214
Yeah,
and the thing is, man,
546
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,042
it shouldn't matter
what we think.
547
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,740
You don't need our approval
-to be happy.
-Pssh.
548
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,220
You're doing things
your way,
549
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,917
and that's how it should be
because it's your life.
550
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,355
Yes.
551
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,661
Guys, this -- this means
everything to me...
Mm.
552
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,272
...that you guys
-have faith in me.
-Mm.
553
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,621
That's what the "Thank you"
was for...
554
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,101
Mm....to say thank you
for raising me
555
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,799
to be the man
that I know I am.
556
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,235
Oh.
557
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,976
So, thank you.
558
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,282
Oh!
Bring it over here, son.
559
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,500
Come on,
bring it, son.
560
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,720
Oh.
Oh, God!
561
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,331
Aw!
Mm!
562
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,340
Bill.
563
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,567
Hold up.
564
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,264
Who are you?
565
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,657
Mr. Johnson.
566
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,962
I'm delighted to make
your acquaintance.
567
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,529
I'm Diane's boyfriend,
Bradley.
568
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,489
Oh.
Are you, now?
569
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,711
Aah!
570
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,151
"Delighted to make
your acquaintance."
571
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,763
Now tell your story walking.