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Growing up with a single
mom who worked all the time,
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I made best friends with my TV.
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Kiss her grits, Mel!
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Watching TV expanded my world.
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It showed me how different
my life was from other people.
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It made me want a
family like the Keatons
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or the Seavers or the Bradys.
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The only problem is,
they didn't look like me.
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It wasn't until the Huxtables
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that I saw the family I could be.
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And current controversy aside,
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that show made this
11-year-old black boy
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believe one day, he, too,
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could have a perfect
family just like that...
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a family anchored by two loving parents
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who have amazing careers.
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And now I have that.
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Dude.
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I hear they're talking about layoffs.
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Did you say "playoffs"?
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I did not.
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Correction.
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Had an amazing career.
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
- www.addic7ed.com
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What's going on?
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Rumor has it they're laying
off like a bunch of the staff.
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Here comes Stevens.
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I got to look busy. I mean, I'm busy.
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I'm valuable. Arguably a linchpin.
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Hey.
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Why are you firing people?
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It's not me. It is Daphne.
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She's flexing her 51% ownership
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and making a lot of changes around here.
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- Lido's Place?
- Yeah.
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She's trying out new
names... Lido's Place.
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It sounds like a place where
you get two-for-one Michelobs.
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Okay, look, with all these changes,
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I'm still good, right?
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I'm sorry, Dre,
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but I-I can't protect you with my 49%.
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I used my chit to save Javier.
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Hola, papi.
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So, you're telling me that the janitor
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is more important to
this company than me?
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Well, it depends, Dre.
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Can you get blood stains out
of imported herringbone marble?
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Hmm? Yeah. Okay.
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I didn't think so.
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Sorry. Can't talk.
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Too valuable.
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I don't have time to
chit-chat like Dre.
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Who wants ice cream?
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Come get ice cream!
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Yay!
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Okay, I lied. There is no ice cream.
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I trust you less every day.
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But there still is a treat.
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You are gonna help me
organize the school auction
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that I'm in charge of.
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Yay, us!
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Isn't there usually a committee
of moms that does that?
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Yeah.
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I was gonna ask them,
but it's a little...
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It's complicated.
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Hey, Bow!
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How's the auction coming?
Do you need any help?
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But what she's really saying is...
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Hey, Bow.
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I bet you need help,
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you full-time doctor, part-time mom,
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overworked, over-tired,
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barely-putting-an-outfit-together,
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youngest-calling-the-nanny-"Mama,"
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nanny-calling-your-husband-"Daddy,"
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can't-throw-an-auction mess.
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We're all waiting for you to fail.
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See, you ask for help and you look weak.
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But you're asking us for help.
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No.
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I'm telling you you're helping me.
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Now I'm strong.
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So, where do you want us to start?
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With these gift baskets.
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"Thar She Blows"...
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a blowout from style wizard Chaz Dean
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and a glass-blowing class.
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Thar this blows.
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Hey.
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I got a lot of random
items donated this year,
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and I think I paired and
described them quite cleverly.
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"Donut Worry, Be Coffee?"
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- Yep.
- Eh.
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This one's not bad.
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A trip to Peru... "Alpaca My Bags."
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Mom, your copy game sucks.
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- You suck!
- Oh.
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I... Well.
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My darling, I love you so much,
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and I thank you.
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I thank you for your help.
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Thank you so much for helping
me make these baskets beautiful!
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These are, like, all hay, no gifts.
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There are a lot of gift cards here.
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Gift cards.
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Dislike.
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Biggest scam since second-hand smoke.
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Retailers make a fortune
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because they know those cards
sit in drawers for years.
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Sometimes I give out empty gift cards
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because I know people
will never use them.
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Like the one you got me for my birthday?
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Oh, no, sweetie.
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That's good at any Blockbuster.
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"What'chu Talking 'Bout, Wills?"...
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box set of "Diff'rent Strokes"
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and estate-planning consultation.
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Mom makes me sad.
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Oh, sweetie, she makes us all sad.
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Do you really think
this layoff could happen?
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I don't know.
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Do you know how to get blood
out of herringbone marble?
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I'm a doctor, Dre.
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I know how to get
blood out of everything.
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Except for cashmere and
linen... oh, and silk.
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Huh.
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I get blood on a lot of things.
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Anyway, Dre, no matter what happens,
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I have a really good job,
so we'll figure it out.
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Yeah, yeah. We've had challenges before.
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- We'll be fine.
- Mm-hmm.
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All right. I love you.
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Oh, I love you, too, baby.
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So, your marriage is falling apart, huh?
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What?
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Bow supporting you is going
to change your whole dynamic.
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Trust me, son.
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It's not like that, Pops.
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Look, I supported her
through medical school,
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so if I lose my job, she can...
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Boss up on you like your mother
did to me when I lost my job.
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Ruined our marriage.
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I thought you sleeping with other women
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ruined your marriage.
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Probably didn't help, but
that job thing... Whoo!
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Back-breaker.
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- Ah.
- Mm! Back-breaker!
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Did you steal the gift
card from "Thar She Blows?"
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Oh, no.
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I didn't steal the gift card.
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I stole the money on the gift card.
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- That's different.
- That is different.
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No, it's not. It's still stealing.
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Listen, my precious little lambs,
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now, we all know whoever
bids on that basket
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will never actually use that card.
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And wouldn't that be a waste?
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Because look at how
flipping gorgeous I am.
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She does look hot, Jack.
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Yeah. Damn right I do.
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Now, I want you two to go over there
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and stick your little
grubby hands in a basket
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and take whatever you want.
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Just make sure you put
the empty card back.
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I don't know.
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When's the last time you did know?
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Listen to me, friend.
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We're minors that have no choice
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but to obey the adult
telling us to steal.
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Now, go make Grandma proud.
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Okay, so my mom is a little crazy,
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and my Pops is, too.
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Bow was never gonna boss up
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because I was never gonna lose my job.
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Fresh-baked almond cake, guys.
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Daphne's favorite.
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Getting rid of me would mean
no more delicious treats.
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Just save it, okay?
Daphne's not even here.
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Damn it.
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And aren't you allergic to nuts?
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Very.
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I had to epi myself
three times making this.
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My heart's beating 200 beats a minute.
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Oh!
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This is a very dangerous game.
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Oh, Josh. I am really gonna miss you.
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What?
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You know, I don't need to bake
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to prove that I'm indispensable.
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This graph right here
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shows all the money
generated by the urban market,
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which I am the head of.
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Yeah, I'm gonna stop
you right there, Dre.
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I mean, you have done a wonderful job
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with the urban division.
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Thank you.
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So much so that the urban
market doesn't exist anymore.
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- What?
- It's just the market, okay?
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Take a look at this.
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Urban market, market.
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Urban market, market.
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Okay?
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Put it this way... the day I
learned what "on fleek" meant
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was the day that the urban
market was no longer "on fleek."
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But you know what is lit? Huh?
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The rural market.
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Check this out.
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Look at this, huh? Rural market.
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Oh, hey. Here he is right now.
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Guys, our new Senior VP,
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Rural Division, Jimmy Ray Hickock. What?
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Actually, my name is Alan Feinstein.
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Not here it isn't, Jimmy Ray.
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Okay...
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We've got a last-minute package
to split a cheese plate with.
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Get this.
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Michelle Obama!
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This is huge!
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Do you guys have any pitches on names?
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First Lady.
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- FLOTUS?
- FLOTUS!
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- Uh-huh.
- FLOTUS...
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"FLOTUS Like a Butterfly..."
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"...Stink Like a Brie."
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Oh!
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This is perfect!
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You guys really are my children.
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I hate myself.
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I hate you, too. You
led me down this path.
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So, Mom, did you come
up with a theme yet?
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Ah.
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My theme... wait for it... is...
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...no theme!
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I had a nightmare about this.
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I think people expect a theme.
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No. No, no, no, no. People hate a theme.
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People hate being pressured
into dressing like dumb cowgirls
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and disco dancers and having to
end the night with their husband
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cutting them out of their go-go boots.
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In front of their four children.
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Anyway, this is going to
be the best auction yet!
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I'm doing it!
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So I was gonna have to figure
out how to market to rurals.
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First thing on my list
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was learning how to pronounce "rural."
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- Rural.
- Rural.
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- Rural.
- Rural.
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Son, what the hell are you doing?
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I'm trying to protect my job, Pops.
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It's getting serious at work.
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Oh, it's okay, son.
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Anything happens, you got a
rich wife to take care of you.
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That way, you can go
back to your herb garden,
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which by the way,
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was not at all what I
thought it was going to be.
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You think this is a joke?
This is my life, man.
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Oh, calm down, boy.
Everybody gets laid off.
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Hell, I told you. Even I got laid off.
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You did not get laid off.
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You were escorted out by the police
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because you embezzled 12 grand.
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Reparations!
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And not even close to what they owe us.
264
00:09:02,681 --> 00:09:04,948
I don't believe Smitty's Mattress Shack
265
00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:06,149
owed us reparations.
266
00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:07,116
Well, not anymore, they don't!
267
00:09:07,152 --> 00:09:08,251
Listen, all I'm saying
268
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,053
is losing your job is
not the end of the world.
269
00:09:10,088 --> 00:09:11,487
You're a moderately competent man.
270
00:09:11,523 --> 00:09:12,555
You'll be fine.
271
00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:15,362
Pops, it's about more
than losing my job.
272
00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:17,415
Do you know what happens to me
273
00:09:17,451 --> 00:09:19,250
every time I drop the
kids off at school?
274
00:09:19,286 --> 00:09:20,719
Oh, my God.
275
00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,721
What a beautiful family!
276
00:09:22,756 --> 00:09:25,590
What she's actually saying is...
277
00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:26,658
Oh, my God.
278
00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:27,826
You're a college-educated, two-parent,
279
00:09:27,861 --> 00:09:29,294
married, hardworking, well-spoken,
280
00:09:29,329 --> 00:09:31,696
no-baby-mama-on-the-side-having,
full-tuition-paying family,
281
00:09:31,732 --> 00:09:33,565
and neither one of you
is an actor, athlete,
282
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,279
rapper, or drug dealer?
283
00:09:35,628 --> 00:09:37,595
They're surprised to see us doing
284
00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,964
what every other family
at that school is doing...
285
00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:41,666
being a family.
286
00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:42,834
Why do we get all the attention?
287
00:09:42,869 --> 00:09:44,268
Well, you don't exactly
fly under the radar
288
00:09:44,304 --> 00:09:46,871
with your Benz and high-top
sneaker-boot tennis shoes.
289
00:09:46,906 --> 00:09:48,906
There's so few of us up there,
290
00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:50,374
I got to represent.
291
00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:52,743
It's a lot of pressure keeping
this perfect picture together.
292
00:09:52,779 --> 00:09:55,179
It's probably how Will and Jada feel.
293
00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:56,180
Hold up.
294
00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,482
You're comparing yourself
295
00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,550
to the biggest movie star in the world?
296
00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:00,685
- Mm-hmm.
- That's crazy.
297
00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,652
You're right.
298
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,454
We're more like Barack and Michelle.
299
00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:06,524
Can you imagine if Obama did
300
00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:08,392
what Clinton did in the Oval Office?
301
00:10:08,428 --> 00:10:10,061
I heard he had all the doors removed
302
00:10:10,096 --> 00:10:11,737
to take away any suspicion.
303
00:10:11,857 --> 00:10:13,790
Oh, six more months, Barack.
304
00:10:13,825 --> 00:10:15,392
Let's just keep it together.
305
00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:16,426
Hey, Pops.
306
00:10:16,461 --> 00:10:18,328
Why do we always do this?
307
00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:20,797
- Police have described...
- Please don't be black.
308
00:10:20,832 --> 00:10:22,866
- the gunman as a six-foot-tall...
- Please don't be black.
309
00:10:22,901 --> 00:10:25,702
White male.
310
00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:31,356
Wait a minute. Eight people got shot.
311
00:10:31,662 --> 00:10:32,594
Yes, that is...
312
00:10:32,629 --> 00:10:34,329
Well, that's... that's a damn shame.
313
00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:35,563
That's a tragedy.
314
00:10:35,599 --> 00:10:37,098
But we didn't do it!
315
00:10:39,903 --> 00:10:41,136
But seriously, man.
316
00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:42,937
When one black person fails...
317
00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:45,006
it feels like it sets us all back.
318
00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,608
Son. You haven't failed.
319
00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:47,776
Yet.
320
00:10:47,811 --> 00:10:50,445
But there are people out
there waiting for me to.
321
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,647
Okay, I understand what you're
saying. Times have changed.
322
00:10:52,683 --> 00:10:54,549
We got a black president,
we've got big movie stars,
323
00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:56,351
- and you feel like you're a part of that.
- Yes.
324
00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:57,419
- You've got to maintain.
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:10:57,454 --> 00:10:58,653
You've got to hold
it down. I understand.
326
00:10:58,689 --> 00:10:59,754
That's a lot of pressure.
327
00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,589
Good luck with that.
328
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,224
Now, if you'll excuse me,
329
00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:06,094
I need to go, uh, tend
to my own herb garden.
330
00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,784
Hey, guys, look what we got!
331
00:11:10,819 --> 00:11:13,219
Wizard hats, jelly slugs.
332
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,288
And you reek of butterbeer.
333
00:11:15,323 --> 00:11:18,591
You went to the Wizarding
World of Harry Potter.
334
00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,393
Grandma Ruby made us steal.
335
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,929
From the "Rock Your Universe-al
Studios Tour" basket?
336
00:11:22,964 --> 00:11:24,264
Terrible title.
337
00:11:24,299 --> 00:11:27,333
Over $1 billion a year goes
unclaimed on gift cards, people.
338
00:11:27,369 --> 00:11:27,875
Yeah.
339
00:11:27,995 --> 00:11:29,361
You, too, can have free fun.
340
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,597
Just take what you want and
fill the empty spot with hay.
341
00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:32,698
We can't do this.
342
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,339
- Yes, you can!
- Says so in the Bible.
343
00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:38,160
Turns out Jesus... yeah,
not a fan of gift cards.
344
00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:39,128
Mm-hmm.
345
00:11:39,163 --> 00:11:40,763
And you two have worked so hard.
346
00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:42,331
You deserve a little something.
347
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:45,567
Perhaps take a peek in this
"Game of Phones" basket.
348
00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:47,903
- I could use a new phone.
- Yes, you could.
349
00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:50,973
Khaleesi will do your
voice-mail in Dothraki?
350
00:11:51,008 --> 00:11:52,241
I need it.
351
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:56,211
Or should I say... "Anha zigereo me"?
352
00:11:56,247 --> 00:11:57,780
Okay.
353
00:12:01,744 --> 00:12:04,384
So, to be honest, right or wrong,
354
00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:07,572
I was feeling the pressure
to keep up my family's image.
355
00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:10,174
That's why when the night
of the auction came around,
356
00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:11,742
I went all-out.
357
00:12:11,778 --> 00:12:14,612
I made everyone put
on their hottest gear.
358
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:22,478
And I dusted off my big-boy ear rock.
359
00:12:22,513 --> 00:12:24,813
Wasn't about to let these people see me
360
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:25,981
in my starter stud.
361
00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:26,982
All right.
362
00:12:27,017 --> 00:12:28,817
Game time, everybody.
363
00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:30,619
What a perfect family.
364
00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,187
Oh, thank you.
365
00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,757
That is exactly what
we needed, all right?
366
00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:38,327
By the time we're out of here,
I want everybody on our jocks.
367
00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:40,262
Let's go.
368
00:12:40,297 --> 00:12:41,430
Hey, Bow.
369
00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:43,799
Oh. Hey! Janine.
370
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:44,933
Oh, my goodness!
371
00:12:44,969 --> 00:12:46,468
You look so interesting!
372
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,670
Yeah, well, I didn't
actually know what to wear.
373
00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:49,938
Oh. Your no-theme theme
374
00:12:49,974 --> 00:12:52,307
really left me flapping
in the breeze on this one.
375
00:12:52,343 --> 00:12:54,042
Didn't mean for it to be confusing.
376
00:12:54,078 --> 00:12:55,844
E-Everyone else seemed to figure out
377
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,714
they could wear just
flattering normal clothes.
378
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,149
If it had been my auction,
379
00:13:00,184 --> 00:13:03,836
I would have called
"Giddy Up Those Bids."
380
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:06,289
But, uh, you know,
381
00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:09,849
you're... you're not trying at
all non-idea is brilliant, too.
382
00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:11,017
I mean, 'cause, gosh,
383
00:13:11,053 --> 00:13:12,752
no one else would have
come up with that one.
384
00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:13,753
I Mean...
385
00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:15,755
Like, no one.
386
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,952
I'm kind of happy there's no theme.
387
00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:19,605
- Really?
- Yeah.
388
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,108
I didn't have to dress up like
a sexy flapper or a sexy hippie.
389
00:13:24,145 --> 00:13:25,744
It's such a relief just to be sexy.
390
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,079
Oh! Oh, I know!
391
00:13:27,114 --> 00:13:29,948
Bruce thinks that
cowgirls are really sexy.
392
00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:31,216
Well, they can be.
393
00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:32,951
Yeah, they can be.
394
00:13:32,987 --> 00:13:34,686
God, you nailed it, Bow.
395
00:13:34,722 --> 00:13:36,889
And the baskets They're awesome.
396
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:38,056
Really?
397
00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:39,324
You know what one I I...
398
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,660
The "FLOTUS Like a
Butterfly, Stinks Like a Brie"
399
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,762
basket name... I mean,
that's pretty clever.
400
00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:45,898
Thank you! I came up with it.
401
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:47,599
Hey, babe.
402
00:13:47,635 --> 00:13:49,201
Not to toot my own bugle...
403
00:13:50,304 --> 00:13:51,370
Okay.
404
00:13:51,405 --> 00:13:53,472
Both Janine and Blair both said,
405
00:13:53,507 --> 00:13:56,608
and I quote, "I'm having
the best night of my life."
406
00:13:56,644 --> 00:13:58,143
End quote.
407
00:13:58,179 --> 00:14:00,345
Well, a mom came up
to me and said, quote,
408
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,687
"Your family is so good-looking,
409
00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:04,522
it makes me want to drown my family."
410
00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:05,690
- End quote.
- No!
411
00:14:05,726 --> 00:14:07,559
We're killing it, babe!
412
00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:09,260
Oh, I love killing!
413
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:10,662
I am a killer.
414
00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:11,996
Are you Oh.
415
00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,431
W-Well, not at work.
416
00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:14,599
Yes. Yes.
417
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,634
Hey! Hi, honey! I'm gonna go say hi.
418
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,936
Hey, keep killing it, babe.
419
00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:18,937
Oh, I will.
420
00:14:18,972 --> 00:14:20,705
So I was feeling pretty good.
421
00:14:20,741 --> 00:14:22,774
And then...
422
00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:25,477
What the hell are you doing?
423
00:14:25,512 --> 00:14:26,644
Why would you think I'm stealing?
424
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,846
Grandma didn't tell us to steal.
425
00:14:27,881 --> 00:14:29,013
Why would you have it in for her?
426
00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:30,949
I didn't say anything about Grandma.
427
00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:33,351
I played this one all wrong.
428
00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:39,062
So, the thieving children
have used up every gift card.
429
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:41,031
Except for the "Surf and
Girth"... we missed that one.
430
00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:42,099
Shut up, thief!
431
00:14:42,134 --> 00:14:45,502
The thieves will sit in these chairs
432
00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:48,805
and the thieves will not
move from these thieve-chairs
433
00:14:48,841 --> 00:14:52,509
or the thieves will be beaten
like the thieves that they are.
434
00:14:52,544 --> 00:14:53,810
Do the thieves understand me?!
435
00:14:53,846 --> 00:14:56,847
I believe that the thieves understand.
436
00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,716
This was my nightmare...
437
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:02,819
that the people who put
my family on a pedestal
438
00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:06,156
were about to perceive my
black kids as black thieves,
439
00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,657
exactly what people
expected them to be...
440
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:09,893
which they were, but
that's not the point.
441
00:15:09,928 --> 00:15:13,196
I had to do something to fix this.
442
00:15:15,359 --> 00:15:16,825
Oh!
443
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,527
- "Melon DeGeneres?"
- Mm-hmm.
444
00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:20,495
Oh, tickets to the "Ellen" show
445
00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:23,332
and an edible arrangement
delivered to your door.
446
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,467
Fruit delivered to your
doorstep every week?
447
00:15:25,502 --> 00:15:27,502
Might as well bid on a raccoon delivery.
448
00:15:27,538 --> 00:15:28,825
Yeah. I-I don't want to win that.
449
00:15:28,945 --> 00:15:30,679
Hmm. Mnh-mnh.
450
00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:33,180
What are you doing?
451
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:35,416
Trying to get people not
to bid on these baskets.
452
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,784
I saw what you were doing.
453
00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:37,885
Why are you doing it?
454
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,620
Because we're Will and
Jada, Barack and Michelle.
455
00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,022
What are you talking about, Dre?
456
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:44,158
Your kids ripped off
all of your gift cards.
457
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,226
- What?
- Yes.
458
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:47,461
They drained every
single last one of them.
459
00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:49,430
They thought that it was okay to do.
460
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,698
Where would they get an idea like that?
461
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:51,732
- Not from my mama.
- Wha...
462
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,034
Why would you think it was her?
463
00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:54,568
- I didn't.
- Damn it, Bow. That is my mama.
464
00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:56,504
My mama... she's been
nothing but there for us
465
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,505
when we needed her.
466
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,006
She gives us her all every day.
467
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,675
Every day, Bow! Doesn't steal.
468
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,344
I'm auctioning off worthless baskets.
469
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,512
Eh, maybe.
470
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,314
Dre, my theme is fraud.
471
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:07,915
Could be.
472
00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:09,617
My perfect auction is ruined.
473
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:12,553
- My perfect family is ruined.
- What are we gonna do?
474
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,522
The tables are now closing.
475
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,557
- Okay. Okay.
- Ladies and gentlemen, the tables are now closing.
476
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,526
We're not gonna do anything.
477
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,963
I read someplace that nobody
ever uses their gift cards,
478
00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:23,230
so maybe we're okay.
479
00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:24,432
Okay.
480
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,867
Guess who's going to Universal Studios?
481
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,869
Can we go right now?
482
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,638
I don't see why not!
483
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,406
- Yeah!
- Dre, go start the car.
484
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:34,041
- On it.
- Boom!
485
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,344
- That's what you get!
- In your face!
486
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,443
Yeah, Janine.
487
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:42,298
I don't know why they didn't
allow you access into the park.
488
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,046
But what matters is that you donated.
489
00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:48,315
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah,
breaking up, breaking up.
490
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:49,316
Going into a tunnel.
491
00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:51,084
I'm sorry. Okay. What?
492
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,219
What?
493
00:16:52,254 --> 00:16:54,054
Oh, you can see... see me?
494
00:16:54,089 --> 00:16:55,622
This is gonna be awkward.
495
00:16:57,025 --> 00:16:58,959
Thank you so much.
496
00:16:58,994 --> 00:16:59,960
Who was that?
497
00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:01,595
Michael Vick's publicist.
498
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:04,598
And not surprising, has
some pretty good ideas.
499
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:07,534
Hey, Rainbow, I'm sorry
about your auction.
500
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,636
I made this for you.
501
00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:13,774
At the glass-blowing class
I paid for with my own money.
502
00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:14,975
- Ruby.
- Mm-hmm.
503
00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,276
- Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
504
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,045
Oh, Lord! My vase!
505
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,195
Mama, this is your fault, all right?
506
00:17:21,315 --> 00:17:22,247
You've ruined us.
507
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,049
Everything we built, our reputation.
508
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,051
We're gonna have to move to Bakersfield.
509
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,519
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
510
00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:28,554
Wha...
511
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,839
If the two of you can't survive
512
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:33,471
a teeny-tiny district-wide
grand-larceny scandal,
513
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:36,125
then maybe you weren't
as beloved as you thought!
514
00:17:36,161 --> 00:17:37,927
Now, here's your daddy now.
515
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:43,399
Now, he embezzled $12,000
from Smitty's Mattress Shack
516
00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:45,134
and went back to work
there three weeks later.
517
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:46,836
Just to steal a mattress.
518
00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:52,275
I've worked hard to build an image
519
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,609
where people can say,
520
00:17:53,645 --> 00:17:56,112
"Wow. What a great black family."
521
00:17:56,147 --> 00:17:58,381
And now, everybody
sees us as just thieves
522
00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,016
who can't throw an auction.
523
00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:02,452
- Hey!
- Babe, I'm just saying what people think.
524
00:18:02,487 --> 00:18:04,120
Who cares what people think?
525
00:18:04,155 --> 00:18:05,354
Your whole life,
526
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,023
you've been running around
trying to be "The Cosby Show."
527
00:18:07,058 --> 00:18:08,458
So what if I was?
528
00:18:08,493 --> 00:18:12,393
There's something to seeing a
black doctor and black lawyer
529
00:18:12,513 --> 00:18:15,981
living in a loving marriage,
raising happy, stable children
530
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:17,849
with no one questioning it.
531
00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:19,818
The Huxtables were make-believe, son!
532
00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:20,886
Maybe.
533
00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:23,255
But the dreams they created were real!
534
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,322
Oh, my God.
535
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:25,657
I'm so glad you feel that way.
536
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:27,792
Whenever I get stuck, I ask myself...
537
00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:29,561
What would Claire Huxtable do?
538
00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:31,630
I do the exact same thing.
539
00:18:31,665 --> 00:18:32,831
You do?
540
00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,033
Except I ask our Lord and Savior,
541
00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:37,335
who died on the cross for our sins!
542
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,170
But Claire Huxtable's good, too.
543
00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:41,406
I invested in the Huxtables.
544
00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:44,476
They made me believe that I
could have a family like them.
545
00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:47,712
And then that news about Bill Cosby hit,
546
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:50,528
- and I was devastated.
- We all were.
547
00:18:50,648 --> 00:18:51,680
- Oh.
- It was awful.
548
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,383
I-It blew up everything
I thought I knew.
549
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:56,184
Son, it was one show.
550
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,185
Let it go.
551
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,820
That's my point.
552
00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:00,756
Pops, we get so few chances,
553
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,326
and when we do something and
we do it well, it's special.
554
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:05,994
And when we mess it up,
555
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:09,031
we mess it up for everybody
that's coming up behind us.
556
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:12,611
It's like we're carrying
everybody's dreams on our back.
557
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:14,940
Sweetie, look.
558
00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:17,275
I know you're spinning out.
559
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,110
I know you're spinning out
560
00:19:19,146 --> 00:19:22,414
because you're afraid that
you may be losing your job.
561
00:19:22,449 --> 00:19:24,582
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You telling
me my baby's gonna be out in the streets?!
562
00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:26,217
No, no. He's not.
563
00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:27,852
Look, sweetie, I feel the pressure, too,
564
00:19:27,888 --> 00:19:31,122
as a black woman and a doctor
and a perfect auction-thrower.
565
00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:34,092
I also have to be three times
better than everybody else.
566
00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:36,928
Yeah, and you never make it.
567
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:39,764
Good luck with that.
568
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,100
Look. Dre.
569
00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:44,336
We can't let this
perfectionism crush us.
570
00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:46,771
We're not perfect. So you lose your job.
571
00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,240
It's okay. I'll cover us.
572
00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:51,142
That is also success.
573
00:19:51,178 --> 00:19:54,713
I guess it is, but it's
not what I imagined.
574
00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:57,048
I'm sure it's not what
she imagined, either, son.
575
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:58,839
It's not, but who cares?
576
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,449
Dre.
577
00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:05,788
This is our real life,
and it's pretty good.
578
00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:08,190
Thank you, baby.
579
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:10,960
And you know what's
gonna make it better?
580
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:11,624
What?
581
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,031
Getting our cheese on with FLOTUS.
582
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:16,966
- You won it?
- I did.
583
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:19,769
We're gonna stink like a Brie.
584
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:20,870
Ooh.
585
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:26,442
So, the Johnson family wasn't
perfect, and that's okay.
586
00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:30,079
It doesn't mean we can't
be better or the best.
587
00:20:30,114 --> 00:20:32,348
And maybe one day, perfect.
588
00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:34,984
And just because I wasn't sure
589
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:36,613
what was going to happen to me at work
590
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:38,700
doesn't mean I couldn't do better.
591
00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:42,370
And maybe, just maybe, my real life
592
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,839
could be better than the
dreams of my childhood.
593
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:47,919
Bam.
594
00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:49,487
You know Daphne's on a cleanse, right?
595
00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:50,822
- Damn it!
- Okay.
596
00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:53,724
Daphne has gone
completely off the rails.
597
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,726
She went out and bought
a controlling interest
598
00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:57,128
in Turner, Bates, & Sutcliffe,
599
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:59,597
so now we have to absorb their staff.
600
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:01,666
Uh-oh. Who do you think
they're bringing over?
601
00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:03,801
I hope they're a good personality fit.
602
00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:05,736
'Cause I've worked with
some bad people over there.
603
00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:07,672
Charlie, what the hell
are you doing here?
604
00:21:07,707 --> 00:21:10,141
Not running from a corn-dog
vendor. Why would you think that?
605
00:21:10,176 --> 00:21:12,443
Wha...
606
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,744
I'll be in my office.
607
00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,740
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