1 00:00:01,175 --> 00:00:04,265 Los Angeles is a beautiful place to live. 2 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:06,528 We don't need a vacation to go to the beach, 3 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,965 and it almost never rains. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,924 Unfortunately, the Johnsons live in the Valley. 5 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,752 So when it gets hot out here... 6 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,580 Ugh! ...it really gets hot. 7 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:17,408 Oh, God! 8 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:19,280 I didn't think I was gonna make it home from the jog. 9 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,456 It was so hot, I had to drink hose water. 10 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:22,718 I told you not to go out there. 11 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,894 Baby, we are not outside people. 12 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,504 Then why did we put in a pool? 13 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:27,505 I like to stunt. 14 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,203 Okay. Whatever. 15 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,900 Listen, I got to cool off. 16 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,945 Alright. Well, luckily, 17 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:36,297 I have a cool indooractivity planned for the family. 18 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,515 Johnson Family on Ice. 19 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:39,343 Please say Johnson Family on Ice. 20 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,998 Yes, Johnson Family on Ice, 21 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,740 where we kick up the A/C to beat the heat 22 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,177 and have an Ice Cube movie marathon. 23 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:50,006 Whoo!I'm finally old enough to watch the whole "Friday" trilogy. 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,313 I know it's Friday and he ain't got no job, 25 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,531 but what happens next? 26 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,620 Well, son, you're in for a treat. 27 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:58,928 Plus, I have a surprise for this very special occasion. 28 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,408 Oh, my God! Is Ice Cube here?! 29 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:01,844 Ohh. 30 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:02,975 Yay-yay! 31 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,326 Old-timey popcorn machine?! 32 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:08,329 This is why I defend you when people say you are a bad father. 33 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,591 Ahh! 34 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:12,420 Let the hot, buttery fun begin! 35 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,900 Trois, deux... 36 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,119 Oh, God. 37 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,207 Oh, no. Oh. 38 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,382 I think the A/C is out. 39 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,775 No. What? 40 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,907 It's supposed to be 110 degrees today. 41 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:24,214 Uh, is it gonna be okay? I feel like it's not gonna be okay. 42 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:25,694 No! N-N-N-N-N-N-No! 43 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,914 Nobody panic. We have a ton of fans in the garage. 44 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,700 Okay, Bow, those fans need electricity. 45 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,658 What kind of doctor are you? 46 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:35,269 I'm sorry. I'm just so hot! 47 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,618 Is there anyone else having trouble breathing? 48 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:37,749 No. Oh, God. You know what? 49 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,795 I think we should alternate 50 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,405 so that we don't use up all the oxygen. 51 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,147 As I watched my family fall apart, 52 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:47,542 I realized today was not a good day. 53 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:50,240 Yay-yayyyy. 54 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,634 --Captions by VITAC-- 55 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:55,245 Ford, Built Ford Proud 56 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,336 All the white people's power is out, too, so it's not just us. 57 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,077 Mama, I paid my bill. 58 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,949 Baby, listen. I just said what everybody's thinking. 59 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:06,169 You didn't need to run all up and down the street, Dre. 60 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,606 The neighbors are already talking about it on Nextdoor. 61 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,173 Okay.What are they saying? 62 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:13,133 Well, one person saysthat it's gonna be out all week. 63 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,222 Mm-hmm.Now they're saying it's just a rolling blackout. 64 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,614 And then -- Oh, look at that. 65 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,747 Janine has hijacked the thread. 66 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:21,184 She's saying the fireworks are scaring her punk-ass dog. 67 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,620 Okay. You know what? 68 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,405 There's no guaranteethat it's coming back soon. 69 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,451 This could be the beginningof a "Mad Max" situation. 70 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:28,583 A what? 71 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,106 I've got to get to the store 72 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,369 and buy all the pasta beforesome idiot starts a panic buy. 73 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,458 No!Well, listen, make sure you get some Lysol, 74 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,373 any kind of flat meat...Mm-hmm. 75 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,942 ...and fill your trunk upwith those dried beans. 76 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,770 Take the spare tire outif you have to. 77 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:42,510 Yes, Mama. 78 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:43,772 Listen.Mm. 79 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,208 You're making too big of a deal of this. 80 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,167 You tell that to the dinosaurs. 81 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,125 I'm going to clean my gun. 82 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:53,173 Okay,you are overreacting! 83 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,262 The power's only been out for five minutes. 84 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:56,611 Okay. You know what, baby? 85 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,003 The way this year's gone, 86 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,267 with the fires, the earthquakes,and the pandemic, 87 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,095 there is no such thing as an overreaction anymore. 88 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,488 Really? 89 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:07,230 Dre, we haven't been ableto park in the garage 90 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,927 since the spring. 91 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,974 Will you just admit that you bought too much? 92 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,236 No. 93 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,281 I didn't buy enough. 94 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,760 I can't put my feet up. 95 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,241 Mm-hmm. 96 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,503 Bow, it is my job 97 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:22,376 to make sure that the Johnsons are prepared. 98 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:25,335 Dre, it is justa little power outage, okay? 99 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,207 If we run out of anything, 100 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,731 we'll just borrow itfrom someone on the block. 101 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,255 So you want to rely on strangers? 102 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,126 They're not strangers!What? 103 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,824 They're our neighbors! 104 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,130 And, anyway, everybody's already 105 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,350 looking out for each otheron the app. 106 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,352 Mm-hmm. And it's -- 107 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,093 Ooh. What is it? 108 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:47,052 Well, there's a, um...possible looter. 109 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:48,271 What? Yeah. 110 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,926 It says he's wearing a... 111 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:52,275 loud polo shirt... 112 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,624 Hey -- 113 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:57,237 ...navy shorts,and a...giant necklace. 114 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,804 See? It's every man for himself. 115 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,111 Like I want to steal some of their garbage. 116 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,251 What are you guys doing? 117 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,600 Pssh! Nothing. 118 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:13,862 Nothing at all. Yeah. 119 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,298 We're gonna have to grabhis PlayStation later. 120 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,039 Yeah. Okay. 121 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,041 Were you guys trying to loot my room while I'm in here? 122 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,216 No!No! 123 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,391 We were just gonna check up on you. 124 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:22,871 Mm-hmm. Hmm. 125 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,786 Fine. It's hotter than a tram at the zoo, 126 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,266 so we were sure that you fainted up here. 127 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,441 Well, since you're here, 128 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,051 you can help me find my portable charger. 129 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,575 My phone is dead, and I need to call Olivia. 130 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,229 Your phone is alwaysdead. 131 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,318 Seriously, dude, you have to learn how to charge your phone. 132 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,188 I know. 133 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:37,755 Olivia is always saying 134 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,628 I'm gonna regret not having it charged in an emergency. 135 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,586 I cannot let her be right. 136 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,327 But she isright. 137 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:47,417 Only if she knows she's right. 138 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,027 You sound like Dad. 139 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,290 Hurtful. 140 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,596 Okay, guys, this is not a drill. 141 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,337 We've gone from Johnsons on Ice 142 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,644 to "Johnsons Island," alright? 143 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,123 We've got to get to the store because sometimes, 144 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,648 they limit the items per customer in a crisis. 145 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:01,823 This is how we triple up. 146 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,346 Let's go. Come on! Come on! 147 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,174 Hey! Not you, alright? 148 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:06,958 We need room in the car for groceries. 149 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,220 Fine! 150 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,745 Good luck getting stuff off the high shelves! 151 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:14,444 If there's one thing you can count on during a crisis, 152 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:17,491 it's that people are gonna act stupid. 153 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:20,232 Okay, you know what? I'm glad I grabbed you two, 154 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:22,844 because these shelves are gonna be stripped bare real soon. 155 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,585 Yeah, because of us. 156 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:25,977 We don't need all this bread. 157 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:29,198 What?! Bread is the duct tape of food! 158 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,330 Breakfast, you have toast. 159 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,722 Lunch, a sandwich. 160 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,550 Dinner, croutons. 161 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,509 Dessert, bread pudding. 162 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:38,468 That's a whole day in one loaf. 163 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,557 What? You don't know my situation. 164 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:41,863 Look at all these kids. 165 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,821 Alright? And this is not even my whole family. 166 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,563 Look, we go through three chickens at every meal, 167 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,870 so don't worry about how many bagels we need. 168 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,611 You're the only one who eats bagels. 169 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:52,264 You don't need to be talking about our business 170 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,179 in front of people. 171 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,398 I'm just sayin' -- 172 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,095 Eyes on your own cart, Karen. 173 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,749 See? Your mama? 174 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,970 She wants to depend on judgmental people like her. 175 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:04,625 But my motto is, if you stayready, 176 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,409 you don't have to getready. 177 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,106 But you weren't ready. 178 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,891 You know what? 179 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,632 You don't get dinner tonight. 180 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,982 What?!More toast for me. 181 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,375 What? I-- 182 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,378 You see? This is why we had to jump into action. 183 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,597 Blackout is starting to spread. 184 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,425 I'm sorry, ma'am. The card reader is down. 185 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,513 But we can take cash. 186 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:24,993 I don't have any on me. 187 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:27,778 Oh. Well, looky here. 188 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,911 You were so busy minding mybusiness 189 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,174 that you forgot to lock yours up. 190 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:34,089 Me? 191 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,439 I always carry cash. 192 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,833 In fact... 193 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,878 I will be paying for her groceries. 194 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,793 Thank you! 195 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:43,925 For myself. 196 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,624 And you said I wasn't ready. 197 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,147 Ooh! That's it. 198 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,888 Oh, my God! 199 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,629 Mm. This is insane! 200 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,501 Dre, why aren't you putting this stuff in the kitchen? 201 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,851 No room. Oh, m-- 202 00:06:56,894 --> 00:07:00,420 Yeah, I got us supplies to last us five days. 203 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,464 You're welcome. 204 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,379 You got steaks? 205 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,034 I'm not gonna let a blackout rob me of my lifestyle. 206 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:09,516 Dre, do you know the story of the farmer and the river? 207 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,821 You know I don't, Bow. Okay. 208 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,736 Well, there was a drought, Dre, 209 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,434 but the farmer lived by a river, 210 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,827 so he was fine with his crops 211 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:19,351 and he was safe and he could eat. 212 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:24,226 But when the drought ended, he walked down into the town, 213 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:26,184 and he discovered 214 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:29,579 that everyone else had died of hunger. 215 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:33,148 So the River Man became the mayor of his own town, 216 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,889 and the idiots died. 217 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,891 Natural selection, Bow. 218 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,501 So you're telling me that you would prefer to live 219 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:42,462 in a society that has no community 220 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:43,985 so you can get yours. 221 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:47,597 Okay, the key word is "live," Bow. 222 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,773 It's not my job to look out for the community. 223 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:52,602 It's my job to look out for me and mine. 224 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,385 Who are you? 225 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:54,865 If it were up to you, 226 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:56,780 we would probably live with our doors unlocked 227 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,087 and you would have all of our money outside. 228 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:02,003 Why would I put money outside?I am a wartime general, Bow. 229 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,657 Wartime? Yes, warti-- 230 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,614 [ Doorbell rings ]On the floor, Bow! 231 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,964 Down! Down! Incoming! 232 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,575 Okay, you are embarrassing yourself. 233 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,578 Oh, hi, friend! Hi! 234 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,624 I hate to ask this, but do you have any extra TP? 235 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,843 The stores are all out. 236 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,540 Actu--Uh, we do not. 237 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:20,325 Uh...actually... 238 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,762 we do. 239 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,198 I will leave you, Bow. 240 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,547 Excuse me. Do you mind if we just -- 241 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,114 I'm -- Just give us one second. 242 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,115 What are you doing? 243 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:30,335 Dre, we have enough toilet paper. 244 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,337 We can give it to her. Okay? 245 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,731 We have an obligation to provide it. 246 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:37,560 She has a front yard full of leaves, Bow. 247 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,519 She'll be fine. 248 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,129 And what about her children? 249 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,131 It's not myfault she's a bad mother. Dre -- 250 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,350 Maybe you ought to move a little farther into the house 251 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,135 to have this conversation.Sorry about that. 252 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,919 That hurt when he --You hear-- Yeah. Okay. 253 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,399 You were supposedto hear it.Okay. 254 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:53,141 She is asking for something that we can provide. 255 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,317 We can help... 256 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,927 so we are gonna help. 257 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,189 Here you go. 258 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,713 Oh. Thank you so much. 259 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,063 You are literally saving my life -- 260 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,586 and my good napkins. 261 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,066 I am so sorry about my husband. 262 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,720 He does not seem to understand 263 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,896 that when you live in a neighborhood... 264 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,724 Yeah. ...it's about helping each other. 265 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,595 You know what? I've got a generator. 266 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,554 [ Gasps ]You want to come over and cool off? 267 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:15,859 Yes! You. You. 268 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,732 Yes, of course. Of course, of course, of course. 269 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:19,776 Iwould love to. 270 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:22,474 And Iwill be right over. 271 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,824 I'm gonna go chill some toothpicks. 272 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,739 Alright, great! Oh, my God. Toothpicks? 273 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,262 I hope you like sausage. 274 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,613 And there it was. 275 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,833 In our moment of crisis, 276 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:36,314 Bow had chosen a stranger over her own family. 277 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:40,144 River Man would have never survived had he had a wife! 278 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,933 While I was providing for my family, 279 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,936 Bow was putting everyone and their mamas before us. 280 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:52,548 I always knew that one day, you would betray me. 281 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,029 Oh. Of course, I thought it would be with Prince, 282 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,160 at an after show. 283 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,379 Oh, my God. Alright. 284 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,120 You know, really, after all, it is Prince. 285 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,817 I wouldn't be able to blame you. 286 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,733 But never in my wildest dreams did I see thiscoming. 287 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,865 Are you done? 288 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,562 I'm never done. Wow. 289 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,390 And now you're taking her wine? 290 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,696 Yes.Why don't you give her one of the kids? 291 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,785 I mean, we have a surplus of those, too. 292 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,178 You're starting something you can't stop. 293 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,137 Dre, you don't think that the pandemic 294 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,400 has made people realize that we're all in this together? 295 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,489 I did something for Janine, 296 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,578 and now she's opening up her house to us. 297 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,927 But no! 298 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:27,496 You would rather die in this heat 299 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:31,239 than admit that your glorious wife is right. 300 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,719 My people are from Africa, Bow. 301 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,199 I ain't scared of a little heat. 302 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,940 Well, Iam. 303 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,463 Yeah, you wouldbe. 304 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,814 Plus, Janine has power, and I need to charge my phone. 305 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,685 Well, I'm sure that she will let you, 306 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,948 because you are a part of this community. 307 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,036 Come on, guys. Let's go get in some A/C. 308 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,604 No. You can take Junior. 309 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,693 He can go over there and dip his celery in mayonnaise 310 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:51,868 with Janine,What? 311 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,217 ...my two realkids? 312 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,349 They're gonna stay here with me. 313 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,089 Right, kids? 314 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,090 Huddle. 315 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,268 We're staying at the Johnson house. 316 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,791 But mostly for the doomsday steaks. 317 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,619 Okay, that's fine. 318 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,926 But if you change your mind, 319 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,928 just know that everyone is welcome. 320 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,844 Well... 321 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,063 not everyone. 322 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,717 Come on, Junior. Let's go. 323 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,023 Deuces. 324 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,070 Let's go fire up this grill. 325 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,032 Alright! 326 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,817 As payment for your loyalty, 327 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,733 you two get first choice when those come off the grill. 328 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,822 Not gonna lie -- so far, you're winning this battle. 329 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,258 Thank you, Jack. 330 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,912 And I like how you turned survival 331 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,045 into a fun family competition. 332 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,700 Baby girl, lifeis a competition. 333 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,354 That's why we always have to be there for each other. 334 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,269 And I'm prepared enough for all of us. 335 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:46,836 Amen. Mm-hmm. 336 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,926 That's why I always carry cash on me 337 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,363 and I never let my gas dip below a quarter of a tank. 338 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,887 I never want to let you guys down. 339 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,192 Mm. 340 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,107 Let's get this started right here. 341 00:11:58,761 --> 00:11:59,980 Uh, you know, sometimes, you got to hit both of them. 342 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,721 Wait a minute. 343 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,158 Uh, do you have a different gas tank rule for propane? 344 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,160 Uh, maybe it just ran out. 345 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,770 That's okay. Let's just go buy some. 346 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,337 If I'm being honest, 347 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,861 I may have, uh, jeopardized our cash reserves 348 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,124 while trying to teach that lady a lesson at the store. 349 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,779 But you know what? 350 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,086 You guys can put those steaks on ice, 351 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,479 and I will come back with some propane, okay? 352 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,265 Just give me an hour, and I will have that grill up and running. 353 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,789 It's cool. Let me know how that goes. 354 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,008 I'll be at Janine's. 355 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,836 What?Yep. I'm out. 356 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,141 You really think that this steak 357 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,577 is worth the pit stains in this fresh tee? 358 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,840 Pssh! 359 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,537 But I thought you believed in me, son. 360 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,888 Mm...I think I believed in the ideaof you. 361 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,108 If you think that I can't eat 362 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,459 11 pounds of bone-in rib-eye steak, 363 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,940 you're just as crazy as your mother! 364 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,071 Ha! 365 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,639 Ahh! 366 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,293 Ahhhhhh! 367 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,426 I cannot tell you how wonderful it feels in here. 368 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,427 Mm! 369 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,299 Yeah, I like to keep it at 66, 370 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,475 so if you get a little chilly, there's electric blankets. 371 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:03,304 Oh! It is so nice that my kids get to see what it -- 372 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,479 what it feels like 373 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,350 when community actually comes together. 374 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:10,050 I love that we are looking out for each other. 375 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:13,227 Which... leads me to this. 376 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,837 Don't you wish you knew a way 377 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:18,362 to make a little extra cash in your spare time? 378 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,755 What? 379 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,063 Allow me to take you on a trip into the future. 380 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,717 Unh! Please tell me this is the start of a magic trick. 381 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,241 It's no trick. 382 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,808 It's your ticket... 383 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,722 to financial freedom 384 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:34,465 and the glorious world of GloGenics! 385 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,771 The Ponzi scheme? 386 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,730 Oh! Mnh-mnh-mnh. The lifestyle brand. 387 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,908 Gosh, I've been wanting to get you on the team for a while now. 388 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,562 I pretty much tapped out my community, 389 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,478 but I thought youcould tap into a new market at your -- 390 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,437 What? Like, uh, your church or your... 391 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,134 Oh, wow. ...salon... 392 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,832 or with your sister girls. 393 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,659 You know, a market that I don't have access to. 394 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,922 Uh-huh. 395 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,010 I can't believe this is happening. 396 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:57,924 Believe it. 397 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,751 Okay, let's take a look 398 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:04,278 at how GloGenics can unlock your full economic potential. 399 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,240 Alright, alright, alright! 400 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:13,461 I got my gun and my road wine. 401 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,681 Reminds me of when we went to buy diapers 402 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,075 after the Raiders' championship in '83. 403 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,294 Okay, Mama? Mm? 404 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,035 If you got a concealed weapons permit, 405 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,340 you're not allowed to drink. 406 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,864 Who said I got a permit? 407 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,214 Is everything alright over there? 408 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,911 Yeah, man. Hey, we good. 409 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,391 This is myhouse. 410 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,654 Oh. Sorry if I startled you. I know it's your house, Dre. 411 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,047 You just have a lot of propane tanks in your trunk. 412 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,875 I thought I'd help you out. 413 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,224 How do you know my name? 414 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,269 Baby, you're the only Black man on the street. 415 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,749 Everybody knows your name. 416 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,272 Well, yeah. 417 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,621 Well, also because I've been your neighbor for eight years. 418 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,709 What? 419 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,189 Wayne? 420 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,625 From down the block? 421 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:48,844 Yes!Yes. 422 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,367 Yes! 423 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,282 Wayne in the yellow house with the wife, Vicki. 424 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,937 Blue house, husband, Steve. 425 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,505 Right, right, right. Right, yeah.Uh-huh. 426 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,941 Okay. I mean, everything's good, man. 427 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,160 You know, we just...Yeah. 428 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,813 ...just ran out of propane. That's all. 429 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,120 Well, I got an extratank in my garage. I'll go grab it for you. 430 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,992 Okay. Well, you know, can I at least give you some money for it? 431 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,428 Absolutely not. 432 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,951 We're neighbors. 433 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,474 You'd do the same for me, right? 434 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,476 Be right back.E-- 435 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,957 Looking at this stranger willing to help me out 436 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,481 for absolutely nothing in return 437 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,745 made me realize that I was wrong about everything. 438 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,095 Listen, baby. Hmm? 439 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,661 When he comes back, 440 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,664 just let me know if you need me to stand my ground. 441 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,970 Mama. 442 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,711 I'll wait till he's on our property. 443 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,713 Bow was right. 444 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,759 Peoplecan come together in times of need. 445 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:38,372 I knew it was time to admit that I was wrong. 446 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,983 What are you doing back so soon? 447 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,245 Yes. 448 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,073 And why do you smell like lavender? 449 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:48,425 It was a parting gift from Janine. 450 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,776 She is trying to break into the urban market, Dre. 451 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,343 Eh? People are the worst. 452 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,737 The only people you can count on are ourselves. 453 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,349 I was wrong. 454 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,525 Really? Yeah. 455 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,528 Or...maybe I'll let her tell me I was right 456 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:08,141 for a little bit longer before I apologize. 457 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,407 Turns out it was a trap. 458 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,105 I thought Janine wanted to help us, but no. 459 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,759 She just wanted a captive audience. 460 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,152 Hmm. 461 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,982 And after you put your faith in other people. 462 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,592 I know. Uh-huh. 463 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,899 But at least I was able to get us out of there gracefully. 464 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,424 I can't believe that you think 465 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,121 that as a medical professional, 466 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,471 I would sell this to anybody! 467 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,430 This is overpriced snake oil! 468 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,475 I will admit that our proprietary blends 469 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,435 are a little bit pricy, but you can tell your homegirls 470 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,264 that we have financing and...Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 471 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,613 ...no credit checks. 472 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,876 Kids! We are leaving! 473 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,617 But my phone's not charged yet! 474 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,097 Now, Junior! 475 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,752 Oh. Looks like somebody could use a little eucalyptus! 476 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,320 So you were right. 477 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,365 Yes! 478 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,584 Because no one came to check on us, 479 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,023 and the only person that came by was actually using us 480 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,460 for toilet paper and a pyramid scheme. 481 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,200 Mm-hmm. 482 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,506 We are the outsiders. 483 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,465 See, I've been trying to tell you, Bow, 484 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,380 these people don't give a damn about us. 485 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,078 Look, they wouldn't even spit on us if we were on fire. 486 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,601 [ Gate opens, closes ]Hey, Dre. 487 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,081 Hey.Thought I'd save you the trouble, 488 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,387 just drop this off out back. 489 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,301 Huh. 490 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,432 Hello, Wayne. 491 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,303 Hey. 492 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,088 What are you... doing here? 493 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,177 Oh. Well, Dre needed propane, so I hooked him up. 494 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,178 Shh. Shh, shh. 495 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,659 Huh. You did, huh? 496 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,922 Damn, Wayne. You couldn't leave that out front? 497 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,663 Let me know if there's anything else I can help out with... 498 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,751 neighbor. 499 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,274 Of course! Alright. Bye, Bow. 500 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,797 Oh, my God. So neighborly. 501 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,541 Wouldn't spit on us if we were on fire, huh? 502 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,630 Okay, it was just a figure of speech, Bow. 503 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,241 Was it?Alright, you know what? 504 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,286 I've got to go get these steaks and put them on the grill. 505 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,984 You know, they've been at room temperature for the last six hours. 506 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,596 Yeah. That's why Ithought it was strange when you bought 'em. 507 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,817 I'm sorry I let my phone die again. 508 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,168 Honestly, I'm just glad you're okay. 509 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,560 When I didn't hear from you all day, 510 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,867 I started to get really worried. 511 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:09,349 It's 100 degrees out, and I know how delicate you are. 512 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,308 Well, you know I come from a long line of delicate men. 513 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,831 Yeah. What happened? 514 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,355 I didn't charge my phone, 515 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,531 and it came back to bite me, like you said it would. 516 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,923 Ohh. 517 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,404 I just don't want you to think of me 518 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,581 as some sort of helpless idiot that you always have to fix. 519 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,453 Everyone has their blind spots. 520 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,933 You are the most responsible person I know. 521 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,544 You taught Jack to read 522 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,547 when Diane taught him to read wrong on purpose. 523 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,157 I guess I shouldn't be so hard on myself. 524 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,419 No. 525 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,248 I just want to look dependable and strong. 526 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,731 You don't have to be anything but yourself for me. 527 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:44,819 Well, that is a relief, 528 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,648 because I am not great in a crisis. 529 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,172 I don't know how to grow plants. 530 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,914 Oh. I'm scared of guns, so I wouldn't be able to hunt. 531 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,829 So? I don't know how to fix things. 532 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,527 I feel like I'd just be some sort of modern-day court jester. 533 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,833 That is if I didn't die during the first -- 534 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,140 Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 535 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,968 Maybe not totallyyourself. 536 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,318 Right, right. Just pull back. 537 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,536 Yeah. Yeah. 538 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,798 Alright. 539 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,723 I might not be able to tell which one is raw and well done, 540 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,335 so I guess we're gonna have to bite into them to find out. 541 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,553 So, are we just gonna pretend 542 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,164 that Propane Wayne didn't save the day? 543 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,254 He did. Uh-huh. 544 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,300 But, you know, when he came over to help, 545 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,997 I still felt like he was going to 546 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,565 accuse me of something in my own driveway. 547 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:36,653 Mm. 548 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,177 Babe, you're right. 549 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,657 Maybe it's not us against the world. 550 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:41,615 But it is weird. 551 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,833 Hmm? 552 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,358 Being the only Black family around. 553 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,577 I'm not gonna lie, Dre. I feel isolated, too. 554 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,970 Yeah. 555 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:52,191 It was so easy to believe in community 556 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,237 when all of my neighbors were Black. 557 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,197 But here, I feel like I have to keep my guard up. 558 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,111 Yeah, well, if you hadn't let your guard down, 559 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,637 then you would not be about to grill them steaks. 560 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,597 I need to learn not to let the fear of one thing going bad 561 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,731 make me miss out on the 99 things that are going well. 562 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,559 Yeah. Ye-- 563 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,647 Oh. 564 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,126 Look at Black Jesus. 565 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,650 Thank God! 566 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:21,220 Okay, I am gonna run the A/C so cold that we get sick. 567 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:25,267 Andwe have time to watch at least two of the "Fridays." 568 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,530 Alright, that sounds great, baby. 569 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:31,273 And for dessert, we can eat one of the five pies I bought. 570 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,492 You bought five pies? 571 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,624 Actually, I bought six. 572 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,452 I ate one of them when the kids deserted me. 573 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,106 Which one did you eat? 574 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,368 Sweet potato! 575 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,543 Hey-hey! 576 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,940 The lights are up. The stage is set. 577 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:46,854 It's Glo time! 578 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,334 Alright, cut to the chase. 579 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,640 How many friends and familydo I have to rope into this 580 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,815 before I turn a profit?Mm. 581 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,164 35. 582 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,166 And I honestly don't think I'm gonna get there. 583 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,516 This isn't about you. 584 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,865 I'd like to follow up with some of the things 585 00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,519 that you said in the Rewards section. 586 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,172 Mm-hmm.Let's talk about this trip to Hawaii. 587 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,173 Mm. 588 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,045 Technically, it's Guam, 589 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:07,657 but I think you two are above the legal drinking age there. 590 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,051 You think you'd get more for moving 20,000 units. 591 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,139 I'm out. 592 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,358 What? No, no. 593 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,968 They won't stop sending me oils! 594 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,622 Guys, please! 595 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,014 I went down to their headquarters. 596 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,408 It's just an abandoned warehousewith chickens!