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Normally, I would ask,
"what are you doing, Dre?"

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But 16 years in,
I think I'd rather not know.

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Baby, come here.

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- Oh, my god. What?
- Look here.

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- Look at this. Look at this.
- What?

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Every Saturday for the past five months,

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Janine has been throwing a pool party,

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and don't you think it's weird
that she hasn't invited us?

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Okay, can I get up now?

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- Sure. Go.
- Getting up. Yeah. Thanks.

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Yeah, it is weird.

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I mean, who wouldn't want an angry, creepy,

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spying-like-a-hunchback neighbor
at their party?

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Open your eyes, Bow.

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We're the only black family on the block.

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It's obvious they don't
want us in their pool.

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Ah.

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Whoa.

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She's on her way over here.

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She's coming over here! Stop acting weird.

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I'm... stop acting weird! Just go.

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- Okay. Dre...
- Shh!

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Dre, that's Jack's Highlights.

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She doesn't know my interests.

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- Hey! Janine!
- Hi.

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Look, I know it's rude

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to be stopping by so last minute,

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but I just realized
the most embarrassing thing.

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What?

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Bruce and I have been having these
pool parties all season long,

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and somehow we just never
thought to ask you guys.

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Oh, Janine, that is so sweet.

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Is it okay if people park
in front of your house?

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I...

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Mm-hmm.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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you see?

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That's exactly what
I'm talking about right there!

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What's going on?

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And why are you screaming?

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And who did my picture puzzler?

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Oh, so, nobody knows nothing?

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It just got done on its own?

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Oh.

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Janine doesn't want us in her pool

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because she probably thinks
that we can't swim.

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The reason my beautiful wife
is giving me the stink eye...

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...Is because I just brought up

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an ugly stereotype
that black people can't swim.

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And the truth is, there is a legacy

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of black folks not swimming in America.

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During our 300-year-long unpaid internship,

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we weren't exactly encouraged

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to take time out for refreshing dips.

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Of course, desegregation

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was a step in the right direction,

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until white people left
the cities for the suburbs,

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and urban pools

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where black kids could learn to swim

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were "coincidentally"...
Do you feel my air quotes?...

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Defunded, drained, and closed.

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Of course, white folks were excited

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to let us swim

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in their private pools and country clubs.

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I'm kidding.

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Didn't happen.

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In fact, when Dorothy Dandridge,

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the Beyoncé of her day,

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dared to dip her fine foot
into a hotel pool,

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they drained the whole thing.

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So, you're mad at Janine

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because you think she thinks
you can't swim,

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which you can't.

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You can't swim?

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- Well, I...
- Hold up.

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So, when we're swimming

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and you're just dangling
your feet, reading a book,

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supposedly life guarding us,

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is that just for show?

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Yeah. He's basically just there
to witness your drowning.

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Shut up.

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Oh, my god. Is the book even real?

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What else can't you do?

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Hey, Dre, what time is it?

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Oh.

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- 4:15.
- Cool.

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This isn't about what I can't do.

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It's about principle.

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I hope when you're drowning,
someone throws you a principle.

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It...

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Babies, shake those juicy legs!

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We don't want to be late!

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I don't want to go. Girl rovers are dumb.

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We don't get to do any
of the cool stuff the boys do.

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Boy rovers have sailing,

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astronomy, and wood carving!

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Cool.

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But girl rovers have babysitting, manners,

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an... Eating for beauty?

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What the... It's not fair.

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Yeah. What boy wouldn't want
to learn how to eat for beauty?

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Now, now, enough of this foolishness.

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The rovers have been
exemplary organizations

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since their very beginning.

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Well, aside from a few teeny, tiny bumps

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in the boys' division along the way. Mm.

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- Do we have to go?
- Yes.

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Boys need to be boys,
and girls need to be girls.

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Otherwise, it all goes higgledy-piggledy.

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Danica Patrick, Ronda Rousey,

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Wheaties boxes.

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Oy!

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Hey, we really dodged a bullet
not getting invited to Janine's.

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You know the school mom mafia
is gonna be there?

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- Mm.
- What a nightmare.

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Those women are always
lurking around school

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like they have nowhere else to be.

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You know I got accosted at drop-off today?

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All right, guys, bye. I love you.

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Bye. Oh, my goodness. Hi.

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Bow! Oh!

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Oh, okay.

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You want to talk to me. Hi.

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Bow, sign up for the Mommy mentors?

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Sign up!

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Once a week with the graduating girls.

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Can I put you down for lunch on Wednesdays?

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I can't. I got to work.

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How about after school Tuesdays?

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Working.

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You can't make time for the girls?

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- Oh, well...
- When don't you work?

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Well, I can't check right now

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because I am late for work, so...

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You seem really stressed. Yeah.

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- You should come to yoga with us.
- Yeah!

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We go Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

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Tuesdays, we do aerial silks.

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- Well, I would, but I...
- You have to work?

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Uh, yes, I have to work.

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So, just watch your toes.

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I-I'm late, so I got to go.

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I'm gonna r... Maybe next time?

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I'm gonna run them over.

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I mean, they're terrible role models

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who do nothing at all.

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It... it took everything in my power

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not to just, like, drive back and forth

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over their nasty, little yoga bodies

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and hear the crunch
of their little quinoa bones.

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Oh, crispy! Yoga.

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I hear it really curbs murderous rage.

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You should go.

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Thank god our kids have their
heads on straight, right?

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'Cause we're good role models.

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I'm a great role model. You're terrifying.

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What... Yeah, yeah!

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I did it.

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Nothing feels better
than finishing your homework,

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right, my smart girl?

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Oh, no. I made my goal.

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My gofundme campaign for a Chanel backpack

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is fully funded.

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Wait. What do you mean?

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Strangers are giving you money
to buy a backpack?

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Well, not strangers, mom.

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Most of them are boys
from my history class.

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Why are boys from your history class

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giving you money?

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Because I asked for it.

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No, sweetheart, that's not right.

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No. If you want something,
you got to work for it.

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I did.

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I crafted a targeted request, set a goal,

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and posted a really persuasive profile pic.

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Look at that. "Where them dollars at?"

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Oh, my god! Okay, no.

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So, you're basically begging.

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Mom, that's the ecosystem.

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I give girls stuff,

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and they don't recoil when I say hello.

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- Mm.
- Fair exchange.

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No. That's insane.

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I didn't raise you to be a lady of leisure

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who takes aerial silk classes
four days a week.

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I love aerial silk!

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We should start a campaign for that.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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What... what is wrong with you guys?

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Wow.

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I'm sorry I'm a self-starting entrepreneur

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who knows her market.

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And sorry I'm a generous young man

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who appreciates girls

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and helps them attain their dreams.

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These do not sound
like real apologies, guys.

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Why would you want to be invited
to this woman's party, Dre?

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It's not like you can swim.

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I don't know why I'm surprised

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that you would assume that,

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but why would you assume that?

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It's science, Dre. Your bones are denser.

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You would sink like a stone.

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Mm. Offensive and completely untrue.

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So, you can swim.

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No.

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Zingo! 20 bucks. Pay up. Come on, Dre.

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- That's 20 bucks I didn't have yesterday.
- Unbelievable.

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Daphne, what about you? Can you swim?

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"Can't swim" is harsh.

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I prefer, "none of your damn business."

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Oh.

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Josh, look up your black contacts.

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- Tell me how many of them can swim.
- Yeah.

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- Really?
- Okay, well,

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Dre is a no, and that's it.

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Daphne won't give me her number.

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Very conclusive.

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It's science, Dre. Whatever.

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Dre, let's not assume this is racial.

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There are a lot of reasons
why they might not invite you.

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Maybe they just don't like you. Hmm.

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I haven't known you that long,
and I'm struggling.

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You are a strong cup of tea.

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In what way?

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You're loud and self-centered.

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You wear too much Cologne.

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You take up two parking spaces.

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You throw out your fish lunch
in the conference-room trash.

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And you bleed easily.

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You touch every donut before you pick one.

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If by "one," you mean "three."

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Oh, I mean six.

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Guys, guys, guys, stop.

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Thank you.

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Let's get this on the whiteboard

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so we won't forget our favorites.

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- Oh, good call.
- On it.

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You know what?

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A lot of hilarious things
were said in jest,

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but this is a race thing.

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There's another one...
Uh, "won't back down."

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- Number two...
- "won't back down." Got it.

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Thinks everything's always racial.

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- There you go.
- Lots of race.

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That should be one, actually,
I think, don't you?

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- Yeah, put that to one.
- So, that one goes to one.

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- That goes to three.
- I like that.

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- What's two? Parking spaces.
- Two parking spaces.

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Parking spaces. Likes pudding too much.

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They weren't wrong about that last one.

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And I was right about Janine...

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I just needed proof,

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so I went straight to the source.

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May I help you?

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M-m-may you help me?

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Janine, it's Dre... From across the street.

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I've been your neighbor for 11 years.

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Dre! Yes, of course. Hi.

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Yeah. I know you. Hi!

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Yes. Of course.

262
00:08:33,669 --> 00:08:36,503
You are my unique neighbor, Dre.

263
00:08:36,538 --> 00:08:38,538
Bruce, honey, stand down.

264
00:08:38,574 --> 00:08:40,073
So, to what do I owe

265
00:08:40,108 --> 00:08:42,542
this delightful, unannounced
nighttime visit?

266
00:08:42,611 --> 00:08:43,677
Well, you know, Janine,

267
00:08:43,711 --> 00:08:46,178
I'm gonna keep it
all the way real with you.

268
00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:48,014
Okay.

269
00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,249
Can you explain to me

270
00:08:49,284 --> 00:08:51,818
why you've never invited us
to any of your pool parties?

271
00:08:51,854 --> 00:08:54,788
Wow, um...

272
00:08:54,823 --> 00:08:55,922
Okay, Dre, this...

273
00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:58,024
Well, this is kind of uncomfortable, um,

274
00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:00,843
but in the spirit of keeping it
all the way real...

275
00:09:00,878 --> 00:09:01,720
Mm-hmm.

276
00:09:01,745 --> 00:09:04,264
We thought you didn't like us.

277
00:09:04,299 --> 00:09:05,499
Wh-what?

278
00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:07,667
J-J-Janine, no.

279
00:09:07,703 --> 00:09:11,703
Where... where would you get
that silly, silly idea?

280
00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:13,787
You drive home with your lights off,

281
00:09:13,823 --> 00:09:15,242
I once heard you and Rainbow

282
00:09:15,277 --> 00:09:16,810
trashing me over our baby monitor,

283
00:09:16,845 --> 00:09:19,379
and one time, you accidentally
sent me an e-mail

284
00:09:19,414 --> 00:09:21,765
where the subject line was,
"I don't like Janine."

285
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,583
Uh... Janine.

286
00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:28,619
I think you're taking all of
that stuff out of context, hmm?

287
00:09:28,924 --> 00:09:31,558
Uh, all right. All right, great.

288
00:09:31,593 --> 00:09:32,959
Then I'm happy you guys are gonna come.

289
00:09:32,995 --> 00:09:34,194
Awesome. All right.

290
00:09:34,229 --> 00:09:36,096
You will be the hit
of the belly-flop contest.

291
00:09:37,132 --> 00:09:38,132
That is, if you swim.

292
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,166
Uh...

293
00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,069
You do swim, right?

294
00:09:44,139 --> 00:09:45,805
Of course. Of course I swim.

295
00:09:45,841 --> 00:09:47,240
Yeah? Right? I know. I know.

296
00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:49,376
I-I ask everybody that.
I just... "do you swim?"

297
00:09:49,411 --> 00:09:50,477
Right.

298
00:09:50,512 --> 00:09:51,811
Just like I ask everybody

299
00:09:51,847 --> 00:09:53,647
to, um, sign a liability waiver,

300
00:09:53,682 --> 00:09:55,282
so bring a pen.

301
00:09:55,317 --> 00:09:56,716
I will see you in the pool!

302
00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:59,419
See you in the pool!

303
00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:01,487
Probably at the bottom.

304
00:10:02,657 --> 00:10:06,657
So, we have to spend our Saturday

305
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,231
with people that we don't like

306
00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:09,267
so that you can prove

307
00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:11,001
to someone whose opinion
you don't care about

308
00:10:11,036 --> 00:10:12,068
that you can swim?

309
00:10:12,104 --> 00:10:14,971
Which, might I remind you, you cannot.

310
00:10:15,007 --> 00:10:16,339
For now, all right?

311
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,340
So, shh.

312
00:10:17,376 --> 00:10:18,742
I've got to buckle down

313
00:10:18,777 --> 00:10:20,176
if I'm gonna learn to swim in a week.

314
00:10:20,212 --> 00:10:21,978
I basically got this.

315
00:10:22,014 --> 00:10:25,749
It's just this, this, this, and

316
00:10:25,784 --> 00:10:27,951
this, this, this, and.

317
00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:29,152
- Sounds great.
- Got it.

318
00:10:29,187 --> 00:10:30,869
You know what? I'm gonna
tell that to the coroner.

319
00:10:30,905 --> 00:10:31,922
- Huh?
- Yeah, I'm gonna say,

320
00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:33,156
"you know what? I don't know."

321
00:10:33,191 --> 00:10:35,125
He just did this and this and this

322
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,693
and this and... "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"

323
00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:38,595
Okay. Okay, Bow, enough.

324
00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,664
I got it. I'm good.

325
00:10:41,398 --> 00:10:42,899
You're not gonna try it in the pool?

326
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,167
- No.
- Oh.

327
00:10:44,202 --> 00:10:47,804
Does Usain Bolt
take to the track before a race?

328
00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:49,139
I'm pretty sure he does, yeah.

329
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:50,006
Oh, poor baby.

330
00:10:50,042 --> 00:10:50,840
Oh. Really?

331
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:51,691
You need to do some research

332
00:10:51,716 --> 00:10:54,094
because right now, you sound like a fool.

333
00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:56,813
I think you need to take
some proper lessons

334
00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,815
because the whole Internet-learning thing

335
00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,850
hasn't worked out that well for you, Dre.

336
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,811
Thanks for joining me.

337
00:11:02,846 --> 00:11:04,099
I'm big Todd, and this week
we're gonna learn...

338
00:11:04,135 --> 00:11:06,598
How to change your own propane tank.

339
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,699
How to change your own propane tank.

340
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,635
Now, first, safety, safety, safety.

341
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,870
That's how we do it.

342
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,072
By turning the valve screw clockwise.

343
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,145
It wouldn't kill me to take a lesson. Yeah.

344
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,314
So, I hired the best swim coach in town

345
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,282
to give me a lesson,

346
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,683
and I nailed it.

347
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,519
So, I'm close, right?

348
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,487
Dre, I teach profoundly disabled toddlers,

349
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,956
and I've never seen
anyone more ill-equipped

350
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,192
or less likely to improve.

351
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,327
You should never be near water.

352
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,330
I recommend you drain your pool
and drink from small cups.

353
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,767
I mean, I beg you to listen to me.

354
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,603
Your children... they need you around.

355
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,239
Wow.

356
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,643
Seems like a rather odd graduation speech.

357
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,913
So, this is how you do
an estar stopper knot...

358
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,282
Good for tying up a boat or a hostage.

359
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,350
Neither is going anywhere.

360
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,252
Ooh, my casserole's ready.

361
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,820
Awesome.

362
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,390
Ooh! Something smells good!

363
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,093
Hello, my babies!

364
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,329
Hi, grandma.

365
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:15,166
Look at my delicious casserole
I made for girl rovers.

366
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,936
Oh, it's so beautiful.

367
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,205
And my delicious knot I made
for boy rovers.

368
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,207
Oh, look how nice.

369
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,909
Doesn't it feel good to stand firmly

370
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,145
within the Lane the lord gave you?

371
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,648
So, Saturday was pool day,
and I showed up with a purpose.

372
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,451
Why do we have to be here?
We don't even like them.

373
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,919
Hey, hey, this isn't about

374
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,188
liking people or having fun, all right?

375
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,491
It's about putting to rest
some very ugly stereotypes.

376
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,794
So no watermelon.

377
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,996
All right? If anybody asks you
if you're hungry,

378
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,106
you say, "point me to the hummus." Hummus.

379
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,067
Oh, hey, everybody, the Johnsons are here!

380
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,068
If anybody asks, you signed a waiver.

381
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,135
- Hey!
- Hey, Janine.

382
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,604
Thanks for having us.

383
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,740
I'm so glad you guys could make it.

384
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,475
My sister made you a casserole.

385
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,010
Oh, Diane, I love it.

386
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,211
I love how the green beans
on top make a fan.

387
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,780
Took... Me... Forever!

388
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,249
Really, dude?

389
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,717
That's how you want to play this?

390
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,685
Janine, so, uh, where do I sign up

391
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,420
for the belly-flop contest, huh?

392
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,723
Because like I say,

393
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,425
"it's not a party until my tummy is red."

394
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,430
That's a weird party slogan,
but okay! Let's go.

395
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,934
Ugh. Poor Blair.

396
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,869
I feel so bad for her.

397
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,904
She's got to feed her husband shrimp

398
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,706
and serve him drinks.

399
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,341
- She looks so...
- Happy?

400
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,044
Uh... no, she is not happy.

401
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,178
She looks happy.

402
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,346
She looks amazing.

403
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,482
Well, that's 'cause it's her job
to look amazing.

404
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,419
She's really good at her job
of looking happy and amazing.

405
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,021
I wouldn't mind that job.

406
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,156
You would be really good at that job.

407
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,358
Hey, hey, hey, hey. That is not a job.

408
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,361
Ladies of leisure are not fulfilled.

409
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,298
I am fulfilled,
which is what makes me happy.

410
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,640
- You don't look happy.
- What...

411
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:55,788
You look angry.

412
00:13:55,823 --> 00:13:56,901
Deep down, I'm happy, all right?

413
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,070
Like, "end of a long day, go to bed" happy.

414
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,105
But she's happy now... When she's awake.

415
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:08,346
You guys do not get it.

416
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,982
You made this all by yourself?

417
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,116
It looks so complicated.

418
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,418
Oh, not really.

419
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,453
Oh.

420
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,820
Then tell us how you did it.

421
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,789
Did you sauté the onions perfectly?

422
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,991
Did you zest the lemons
until your knuckles bled?

423
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,726
Did you sacrifice everything...

424
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,461
Everything... For this casserole?

425
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:25,863
Yeah.

426
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,466
Great job. Let's eat.

427
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,933
Dre!

428
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,836
Whoo! Ooh.

429
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,438
Hey. Enjoying the pool?

430
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,839
Oh, yeah!

431
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,674
You know, I-I-I love swimming.

432
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,110
Well, don't let me stop you.
Go. Get in the game!

433
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:42,380
Oh, well, you know,
I can play anytime, you know?

434
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,349
But this is what it's about...

435
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,684
You know, me and you, one-on-one.

436
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,286
You know, we never really get to do this.

437
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,754
How you doing, girl?

438
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,122
This is amazing.

439
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,423
I mean, I always thought

440
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,958
that you could barely
tolerate me, but... Oh, no.

441
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,226
Now I get it.

442
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,962
You want us to be homies.

443
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,330
Yeah.

444
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,698
Oh, ho!

445
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,699
Hey, can you grab that?

446
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,534
Uh..

447
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,370
Uh, yeah! Y-yeah, you bet!

448
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,273
Just toss it.

449
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,440
Okay! Yeah!

450
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,209
I-I-in a minute!

451
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,844
Dude, just... Just toss the ball.

452
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,011
Yeah. Just toss it, homes.

453
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,012
I...

454
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,381
I can say it. It's okay.

455
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,782
All right.

456
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,584
Here we go. Here we go.

457
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,253
Oh, my goodness. What a splash.

458
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,523
Oh, hey, J-Janine, where you going?

459
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,125
Oh, I'm just moving this out of the way,

460
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,093
getting ready for the belly-flop contest!

461
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,661
Whoo!

462
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,397
Come on, dude. Just throw the ball.

463
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,165
Okay.

464
00:15:37,658 --> 00:15:39,487
- Bow.
- Hmm?

465
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,278
- What happened the other day?
- Oh, hey.

466
00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:43,228
I thought we were finding time
for you to volunteer,

467
00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:45,130
but then you started crying and drove away.

468
00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:49,165
Yeah, I-I was late... Uh, for a funeral.

469
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,047
I thought you were late for work.

470
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,633
Yeah. It was a work funeral.

471
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,148
That's what happens

472
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:56,551
when you don't have
the life/work balance...

473
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,233
You die at work.

474
00:15:58,268 --> 00:15:59,482
Oh, wow.

475
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,584
That's fascinating.

476
00:16:00,618 --> 00:16:01,618
- Yeah.
- You know what?

477
00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:02,685
It would be great if you could find time

478
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,786
to talk to the girls about that.

479
00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:07,821
Gosh I'd love to find time.

480
00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:11,227
You know, just like I'd love to find time

481
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:15,064
to do yoga every Monday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

482
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,032
and teach my boobs and my blowout

483
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:20,469
to just... fsch!...
Swish around at the same time,

484
00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:21,770
hand-feed my husband shrimp

485
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,405
while he sits on the couch like a sea-god

486
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,007
and maybe sign up to lead

487
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:27,109
the girl-power committee meetings

488
00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:30,379
to justify my own
girl-power-free existence,

489
00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:33,082
but, you know, I don't have time
to do everything

490
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,784
because, unlike you, I work.

491
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,820
I'm a doctor.

492
00:16:36,854 --> 00:16:37,887
I work, too.

493
00:16:37,922 --> 00:16:39,288
I'm actually also a doctor.

494
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,090
Really? Wow. Okay. Wow.

495
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:42,691
Well, what kind of doctor are you?

496
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,493
Are you like an acupuncturist or something?

497
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:45,529
A neurosurgeon.

498
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:49,098
Oh, well, that's... that's very fancy.

499
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,033
I make time for my kids and my husband

500
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,268
because I like to.

501
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,270
So don't worry about my marriage.

502
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,337
Worry about your own.

503
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:56,572
My marriage is fine.

504
00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:57,573
Your husband's drowning.

505
00:16:57,608 --> 00:16:59,175
- Help!
- What?

506
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,611
Oh! Oh!

507
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,612
Help!

508
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,147
Everyone out of the way!

509
00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:07,283
I've got this!

510
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,385
I see black Jesus!

511
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,686
- Dad!
- I don't want to die!

512
00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:11,954
Excuse me! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Excuse me!

513
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,423
- I don't want to die!
- Dad! Dad!

514
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,958
Save me, black Jesus!

515
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,126
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

516
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,593
- Oh, it's okay.
- Oh! Oh!

517
00:17:18,618 --> 00:17:19,862
Okay, baby. It's okay.

518
00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:21,030
I'm here, baby. I'm here.

519
00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:23,332
- Oh, gosh.
- Oh, my god. Thank god.

520
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,867
I was looking for an excuse
to get out of here.

521
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:26,068
Get out of the way!

522
00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:27,603
- Mama?!
- Get out of the way!

523
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:28,537
- Mama!
- What?!

524
00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:29,705
Get out of the way!

525
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,973
- Mama!
- Ruby?!

526
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,008
What are you doing here?!

527
00:17:32,043 --> 00:17:33,609
- H-how did you...
- Mother's intuition!

528
00:17:33,644 --> 00:17:35,277
- How did you...
- Oh, my god.

529
00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:36,579
Ah!

530
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:38,514
- What were you thinking?!
- I wasn't!

531
00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,249
You know you can't swim!

532
00:17:40,284 --> 00:17:42,084
You know your bones are too dense!

533
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:46,055
Dre, you could have told me you can't swim.

534
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:47,770
We have it like that.

535
00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:49,725
Hey, how did you know how to do that?

536
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,162
I'm sorry, grandma,

537
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,530
but I'm a secret boy rover,

538
00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:56,232
and I want the whole world to know.

539
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,633
Oh. And I'm a girl rover.

540
00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,536
That casserole's mine!
I fanned those beans!

541
00:18:00,571 --> 00:18:02,037
Oh, black Jesus, no.

542
00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:04,773
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh! Mnh.

543
00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:07,476
Boys cooking, girls saving lives.

544
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,500
It's all going higgledy-piggledy!

545
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:10,913
- Is that even a word?
- It's not a word.

546
00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:12,014
I'm glad you saved his life,

547
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,456
and I'm glad you know how to fan beans.

548
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,184
- Let's get out of here.
- You're gonna be all right, baby.

549
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,221
Oh, that's my little boy. Devil, come out!

550
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:20,656
Hey, guys.

551
00:18:20,691 --> 00:18:22,157
Hey.

552
00:18:22,193 --> 00:18:24,260
So, you know, you might not have noticed,

553
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:25,561
but... I didn't do great today.

554
00:18:25,597 --> 00:18:27,396
Unh.

555
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:28,831
- Oh, we noticed.
- Oh.

556
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,266
The whole neighborhood noticed.

557
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,167
Okay, look.

558
00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:34,670
I may have been wrong
about some of those moms,

559
00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:38,007
but... I'm not wrong about the fact

560
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:39,575
that there's a lot of people out there

561
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,844
who are sending you the wrong messages.

562
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:43,879
I mean, it's all style over substance.

563
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,014
For god's sake,

564
00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:47,683
Kim Kardashian has 10 times more followers

565
00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:49,018
than the president!

566
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,552
I mean, when I was growing up,

567
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,454
people aspired to be something
other than popular.

568
00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:54,556
You know, I just don't want
how much you like yourself

569
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,459
to be based on how many likes you get.

570
00:18:57,495 --> 00:18:59,595
Mom, we'll never be that way.

571
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,031
I mean, I get a ton of likes.

572
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:03,399
I know, sweetheart. Like, a ton.

573
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,767
Yeah. We know, sweetie.

574
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,235
But my role model

575
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,004
is someone who doesn't get any likes...

576
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:09,972
You.

577
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:10,939
Wh...

578
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,107
Wait. Really?

579
00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:14,343
Yeah, mom, you hardly get any likes.

580
00:19:14,378 --> 00:19:16,345
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- It's sad.

581
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,546
You've tried baby pictures,

582
00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:19,782
puppies in boxes, scripture.

583
00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:21,150
Yeah. Okay. Do you remember the one time

584
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:22,518
that you just posted the word "Christmas"?

585
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,619
- Oh, yeah. "Christmas."
- Nothing.

586
00:19:23,654 --> 00:19:24,853
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

587
00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:25,889
"Christmas." Okay.

588
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,456
I was actually asking

589
00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:29,224
more about the role model.

590
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,627
Like, am... am I...
Am I really your role model?

591
00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:33,395
Yeah. You're awesome, mom.

592
00:19:33,431 --> 00:19:36,298
You're a beautiful doctor and amazing mom

593
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:38,000
who takes one for the team every day

594
00:19:38,035 --> 00:19:39,201
by staying married to Dad.

595
00:19:39,236 --> 00:19:40,597
- Oh.
- She's not wrong.

596
00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:42,838
The man was hauled out on a child gurney

597
00:19:42,873 --> 00:19:44,440
from a neighborhood swim party.

598
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,607
And you know what?

599
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:48,344
Thank god we get to just forget
about what happened today!

600
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,246
- No, we can't...
- We can't.

601
00:19:51,282 --> 00:19:54,416
Because, unlike you, Blair
understands the Internet

602
00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:56,585
and she posted your guys' little fail

603
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,153
and it's gone viral.

604
00:19:58,189 --> 00:19:59,254
What's...

605
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,456
"Crazy wife ignores drowning husband."

606
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,623
- My marriage is fine.
- No.

607
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,158
Share. Like. Don't do that.

608
00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:04,493
Repost.

624
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:05,861
There's a remix already.
♪<i> sa-sa-sa-save me</i> ♪

625
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,463
♪<i> I don't want to di-i-i-e</i> ♪

609
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:10,199
- They remixed it.
- It's...

610
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,600
Will I be able to see that on my phone?

611
00:20:11,635 --> 00:20:13,102
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

612
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,269
Can you unlike it?

613
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:15,371
Nope.

614
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,440
Can you delete it?

615
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,550
Sa-sa-sa-save me!
I don't want to die, d-d-die!

636
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:29,103
♪ Save me, black Jesus ♪

637
00:20:29,139 --> 00:20:30,972
♪ Save me, black Jesus ♪

616
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:31,806
Help!

639
00:20:31,841 --> 00:20:34,375
♪ Save me, black Jesus ♪

640
00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:36,911
♪ I don't want to...
I-I-I don't want to die ♪

617
00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:39,147
Help!

618
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:41,716
Help!

643
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:42,751
♪ Black Jesus ♪

644
00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:44,218
♪ No, I don't want to die ♪

645
00:20:44,254 --> 00:20:45,286
♪ Black Jesus ♪

646
00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:46,854
♪ I-I-I don't want to die ♪

648
00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:49,424
♪ No, I don't want to die ♪

649
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:50,391
♪ Black Jesus ♪

650
00:20:50,427 --> 00:20:51,859
♪ I-I-I don't want to die ♪

651
00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:53,327
- ♪ Save me ♪
- Oh!

619
00:20:53,363 --> 00:20:54,495
Help! Help!

653
00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:55,930
- ♪ Save me ♪
- Oh!

654
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,065
♪ Help, black Jesus ♪

655
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,166
♪ I don't want to... ♪

656
00:20:58,201 --> 00:20:59,333
♪ I-I-I don't want to... ♪

657
00:20:59,369 --> 00:21:00,468
♪ I-I-I don't want to... ♪

658
00:21:00,503 --> 00:21:02,170
♪ I-I-I don't want to die ♪