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A lot of people are married
to their best friends.
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- We complete each other.
- Sentences.
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- He knows my favorite color.
- Magenta. What a kook.
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- Always knows what I want for dinner.
- Blintzes.
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We're each other's best friend.
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Love Bow! Great wife, tons of fun,
wouldn't have kids with anyone else.
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- Guess what I want for dinner.
- I don't care.
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But she is not my best friend.
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I've had the same best
friend since I was two.
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Went to the same schools,
grew up on the same streets.
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Over the years Gigi's seen me graduate,
get married, and even become a father.
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And I've seen her become Gigi Franklin.
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Now, a lot of women would be jealous
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if their husband's best friend
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was one of the biggest
pop stars in the world.
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But Bow knows Gigi is like my sister,
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so she doesn't care
that she looks like this.
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What bothers Bow is that we look like this.
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- Ohh! That's what I'm talking about!
- Oh, hell, yeah! CP3!
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- Oww! Ow!
- Mm-mm-mm-mm!
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Yeah! Sports!
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Synced and corrected by OussLP
- www.addic7ed.com
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Oh. Oh, guys.
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- What?
- Just saw on TMZ
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that Gigi was at the in-n-out on Van Nuys.
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- Oh.
- Oh, she's close.
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I'm gonna go gel up.
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- I'm gonna go re-comb my afro.
- Okay.
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And for no particular reason,
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I'm going to put on my bedazzled glasses.
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- You do that. You do that.
- Okay, Diane.
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I will.
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I cannot remember the
last time that I saw Gigi.
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Uh, it was the Grammys,
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and I bailed you two out of Grammy jail
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because she went after Iggy Azalea for you.
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- Uh, we went after her.
- Mm-hmm.
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And Gigi only got there first
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because Iggy caught me with a lucky punch.
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It was a series of lucky punches...
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long, insanely accurate,
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deceptively strong, brutal, lucky punches.
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Iggy's day is coming.
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So, what's on the itinerary
for this weekend, huh?
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Mani-pedis?
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Paparazzi chase leaving mani-pedis?
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Egging Iggy's house?
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- Possibly.
- Uh-huh.
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And I think it's gonna be
more than just a weekend.
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She's thinking about moving back here.
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Great.
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'Cause when you two are together,
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you are on the town nonstop
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and I'm just an afterthought.
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It may not be like that at all.
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She's only moving back here
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because she's getting
serious with her dude.
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So, have you met this guy yet?
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No, but his company is hosting a VMA party,
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and I'm her plus-one, so
I get to meet him tonight.
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Maybe I should go.
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It's a plus-one.
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There's no such thing as a plus-two.
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That would be stupid.
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She's coming.
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Oh, oh, okay. All right.
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- Y'all are gonna get hurt.
- All right, all right.
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- Where are my babies?
- Auntie Gigi! Hey!
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Bring me my babies!
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Oh, my God! Look at all my babies!
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Look at you, Diane.
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Your glasses... wait, look, look.
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Twinsies!
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She already has a twin.
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Stop putting my business in the street.
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Geege, can we please scroll
through your contacts?
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You can scroll, but not call...
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Unless you block my number first.
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And then I don't care what you do.
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Thank you!
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Hi!
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Ohh! Hey. Ohh!
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You look incredible!
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So do you.
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Look at them curls on fleek-a-leek!
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- Thank you.
- Okay. Okay.
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Brother man, you know you
look better on facetime.
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Well, you look like you just
got off a 14-hour flight.
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I smell like it, too.
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I-I bet you do.
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Ooh!
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This is some of my best work.
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- Oh.
- Mm.
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I kind of what you to smell it.
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I don't... I don't want to smell that.
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Oh, come on. Get up in here.
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See, now you got me
thinking if I don't smell it,
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I'm gonna always wonder
what that smelled like.
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Oh, I'm going in. I'm going in. Oh.
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Get it, get it, get it. Ooh!
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Oh, my God. He's smelling it.
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Okay. Whoo!
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- What I say?
- I can even taste it.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Ugh.
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Mm. Bow, you got to taste you some.
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- I got you right here.
- Taste you some right there.
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- Come on, Bow.
- No...
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it's got your name on it, baby.
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No, no, no, no. I'm... I'm full.
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So, I'm gonna You know what?
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I'm gonna go get us some wine.
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Then maybe light up some scented candles
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and just, like, open the windows.
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What you been up to, boy?!
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Knock out a wall.
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A little more for you.
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- Thank you.
- A little more for you.
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Oh, this is a little more.
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So... Tell us about this new boyfriend!
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Yes. His name is Napoleon, right?
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Yes.
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Now, Napoleon reminds me of a dude
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who has a 50-person church on Crenshaw.
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- Dre! Don't...
- What? It's the truth.
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No, it's okay. It's okay.
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Because you know we always
trash each other's baes, right?
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Yes, we do! Always!
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Wait, always?
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- Well, you know, up... up until you, babe.
- Mm. Yeah.
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- And then there was an abrupt stop.
- Oh.
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Yeah, even though your name is Rainbow.
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Yeah, even though your name is Rainbow.
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Okay.
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- All right, come on, Gigi. Let's kick it.
- Okay.
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- Hey, what you want to do?
- Yeah, boom, boom, boom.
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Man, Gigi has the life.
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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She and dad grew up on the same block,
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but she's actually successful.
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Guys, we can be like Gigi.
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All we have to do is make a music video,
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get 30 million hits on Youtube,
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and... boom... overnight viral sensations.
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- I don't know.
- Pass.
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Great. I'll sing.
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Um, we've all heard your voice.
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It sounds like somebody's
stepping on your tail.
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Ohh! Ha!
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Admittedly, my body is
going through some changes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, so I'll be the producer...
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like Phil Spector...
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Without the wigs and murder.
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I'll be the dancer/hype
man/soul of the group.
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And I'll sing lead for obvious reasons.
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Hold up. What about me? What do I do?
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Um... Oh!
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Here. Play this.
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Why do I have to play triangle?
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Why do you have a triangle?
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- Well, it's actually a long...
- Okay, okay, check this out.
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I keep on fallin'
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In and out
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Of love
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With you
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What? Y-you think you can do better?
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Oh. N-no!
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I don't even sing. I just...
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no, no, no, no, no.
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If it's so easy, then you do it, gurkel.
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Ohh! "Gurkel."
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"Gurkel."
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I keep on fallin'
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Iiiiiiin
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And out of love
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With you
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Ohh!
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Sometimes I love you
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Sometimes you make me blue
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Wow!
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That was amazing!
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Why are you still laughing?
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Because... She totally humiliated me.
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Where'd you learn to sing like that?
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And more importantly,
what personal experience
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are you mining to display
that kind of emotion?
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Perfect.
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- The zombie's right there.
- Oh, God.
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Oh, he's definitely gonna get bit.
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Oh, my God. Definitely. He's def...
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he's definitely gonna get bit.
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Oh, uh... I'm, uh, talking to Gigi.
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Hey, Bow agrees.
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She says he's definitely getting bit.
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Okay, oh, God. Here it comes.
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- Right?
- Oh, God!
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I don't want to see! I don't want to see!
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Oh, my God!
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Wait. Wait, why'd you do that?
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Dre, I wanted to see it.
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Oh, Gigi had to pee.
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So, why did we have to pause it?
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Because we're watching it together.
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Seriously, Dre? You just saw her.
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Is this how it's gonna be every day now?
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Are you back? Okay.
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Uh, she's not back, so
finish what you were saying.
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- Forget it.
- All right.
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Oh, you back?
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All right, let's un-pause it.
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Three, two, one.
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Aaah!
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He got bit!
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Oh, my God! Look at the
blood! Look at the blood!
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I knew it.
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Pam, I feel like I'm the
third wheel in my own marriage.
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If Gigi and Dre are not sleeping together,
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then what's your problem?
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I should be his bestie.
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She gets to do all the fun stuff with him,
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and all I get to do is sleep with him.
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Trust me, Bow.
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You do not want to be
your husband's best friend.
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Mm.
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Ever hung around those
best-friend couples?
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Creepy.
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Always feels like they're
greasing you up for a threesome.
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Oh. W-what?
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Mm-hmm.
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So, all of a sudden,
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Bow is having a problem with me and Gigi.
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Why should your wife be okay
with you having an affair
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with a beautiful famous?
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I'm not having an affair, Daphne.
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I told you we're just friends.
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Whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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I thought you were building
this fantastical backstory
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to soothe your guilty conscience.
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You guys really are just... Friends?
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You disgust me.
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Yeah, it's weird.
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U-unless you're a gay man,
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which, legally, I'm not allowed to ask you.
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Lucy, ask him if he's gay.
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Lucy, I'm not gay.
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Whoa, Dre, nobody asked you that.
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- Don't turn this into a witch hunt.
- Mm-hmm.
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I don't know. I have tons
of straight guy friends.
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They drive me to the airport, help me move.
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You know, all the stuff
you'd never actually ask
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a guy you're planning on
sleeping with to do... done.
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Oh, my God.
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That's just using people, Lucy.
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You can have male friends
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who aren't pretending to be your friend
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just because they desperately
want to sleep with you
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like Josh.
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Oh.
258
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I don't want to sleep with you.
259
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Oh.
260
00:08:27,809 --> 00:08:29,342
U-unless you want me to.
261
00:08:29,377 --> 00:08:30,510
Then I would do it forever.
262
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Oh, God.
263
00:08:32,047 --> 00:08:33,413
Look, there's something great
264
00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:35,715
about having a female best friend.
265
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Sleeping with them.
266
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No.
267
00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,653
Let me ask you this If I told you
268
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Bow got on me too much
for watching football,
269
00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:46,025
- what would you say?
- [Bleep] That [Bleep]
270
00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:46,926
Whoa.
271
00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,195
- And that is on me.
- Yeah, it is.
272
00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,531
Okay, but Gigi would say
273
00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:53,766
Bow just wants to spend more time with me,
274
00:08:53,802 --> 00:08:55,501
and I should take her out on Saturday.
275
00:08:55,537 --> 00:08:58,304
That way, she'll leave me alone on Sunday.
276
00:08:58,339 --> 00:09:01,174
Eh, this Gigi guy sounds stupid.
277
00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:03,142
No, no, no, no. This
is the kind of thinking
278
00:09:03,178 --> 00:09:04,911
that could have saved two of my marriages
279
00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:06,746
and prevented a third.
280
00:09:06,781 --> 00:09:09,549
This female best-friend
thing... it's genius.
281
00:09:09,584 --> 00:09:10,983
Total genius!
282
00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:12,051
What?!
283
00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:14,620
This guy is so stubborn.
Female friends, Dre!
284
00:09:14,656 --> 00:09:16,589
Been preaching that to you all day.
285
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,424
- What the hell?
- Good stuff.
286
00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,793
So, my co-workers were certifiably insane,
287
00:09:20,829 --> 00:09:23,029
but even they thought
there was nothing weird
288
00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:24,897
about my relationship with Gigi.
289
00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:26,532
Napoleon thinks our relationship is weird.
290
00:09:26,568 --> 00:09:27,700
What?
291
00:09:27,736 --> 00:09:29,302
Yeah, so, he's gonna come
to the premiere tonight.
292
00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,237
Okay, that's cool. We can all roll.
293
00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:33,539
Dre, you don't get it.
294
00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:35,007
You're not going.
295
00:09:35,043 --> 00:09:36,309
You know more than anybody
296
00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:39,045
that there's no such thing as a plus-two.
297
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,214
That would be stupid.
298
00:09:44,446 --> 00:09:47,553
And then she said there's
no such thing as a plus-two.
299
00:09:47,589 --> 00:09:49,989
Can you imagine something so hurtful?
300
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,524
I cannot.
301
00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:54,327
I'm losing my best friend.
W-what am I supposed to do?
302
00:09:54,362 --> 00:09:56,629
40 years gone.
303
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:59,632
Well, I mean, Dre, I haven't
known you for 40 years,
304
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,834
but I think washing your
underwear for even one day
305
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,469
puts me in the inner sanctum.
306
00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:06,105
I...I could be your best friend.
307
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,206
What?
308
00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,008
I'll be your new Gigi!
309
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,376
Bow, don't be ridiculous.
310
00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,411
You're my wife, not my friend.
311
00:10:12,447 --> 00:10:15,381
Well, come on. I love
shopping. I love manicures.
312
00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,783
Put me in, coach. I got this.
313
00:10:17,819 --> 00:10:19,852
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
314
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,454
- We'll try this out.
- Okay.
315
00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:24,357
But don't you dare say you love manicures
316
00:10:24,392 --> 00:10:27,426
because those gels are six weeks old.
317
00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:30,029
Already starting on the wrong foot, friend.
318
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,397
Dre. Let's get it together.
319
00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,165
My nails are poppin'.
320
00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,934
No, they're not.
321
00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:38,270
I keep on fallin'
322
00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:40,306
In and out
323
00:10:40,341 --> 00:10:41,974
Of love
324
00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,309
With you
325
00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:47,279
I never loved someone
326
00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:51,183
The way that I love you
327
00:10:51,219 --> 00:10:53,552
Wow! That was awesome!
328
00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:54,820
We got to shoot this now.
329
00:10:54,856 --> 00:10:56,088
Absolutely.
330
00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:58,991
I just have one quick question.
331
00:10:59,027 --> 00:11:01,861
Jack, did you mean to clap
on the one and the three?
332
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,062
Yes.
333
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,897
Do you even know what
the one and the three are?
334
00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:08,367
Yes?
335
00:11:08,403 --> 00:11:10,002
Well, show me. Right now.
336
00:11:13,074 --> 00:11:15,341
I'm sorry. Is this a joke to you?
337
00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:18,244
Take it easy, Diane. We're
just having a little fun.
338
00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:20,046
Oh. Mm-kay.
339
00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:23,816
So, it's fun to miss a key change?
340
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,552
It's fun to be off-tempo?
341
00:11:26,587 --> 00:11:28,320
Because if it is
342
00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:30,956
You guys are having the time of your life.
343
00:11:30,992 --> 00:11:33,726
Uh, maybe we should all just take five.
344
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,428
Not till you tell me what's fun about this?
345
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,531
What is fun about this?!
346
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:43,102
So, Bow and I took our new
best-friend relationship
347
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,537
out for a spin.
348
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:47,206
Honestly, it started a little bumpy.
349
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:50,109
Aha! What do you think, hmm?
350
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,378
That's great. I love it.
351
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:54,780
Mindless compliment, huh?
352
00:11:54,849 --> 00:11:56,816
Okay, look, this was a mistake.
353
00:11:56,851 --> 00:11:59,952
- What?- Let's just go home,
and I will die best-friendless.
354
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:03,556
"Here lies Andre Johnson,
survived by acquaintances."
355
00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:04,857
Wh... Dre, no, no.
356
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,325
Let me... let me try again. Come on.
357
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,493
Okay. All right.
358
00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:09,829
Now, is this too matchy-matchy,
359
00:12:09,864 --> 00:12:12,531
or is this good denim-on-denim? Talk to me.
360
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,333
- I genuinely like it.
- Oh.
361
00:12:14,368 --> 00:12:15,901
I feel like it's just off
enough that it's perfect.
362
00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:16,836
Okay, cool.
363
00:12:16,871 --> 00:12:19,772
How about if I... oh, God.
364
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,440
Add this jacket, huh?
365
00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:23,175
Okay, okay.
366
00:12:23,211 --> 00:12:25,911
Just... just, like...
just getting all the denim.
367
00:12:25,947 --> 00:12:27,079
Come on, Bow, I'm gonna need
368
00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:29,048
Gigi-level honesty here, all right?
369
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,983
Okay. Okay, you...
370
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,651
You look like a farmer
371
00:12:32,687 --> 00:12:36,388
attending his daughter's
wedding in Alberta.
372
00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:37,656
- Ah! That was good!
- Yeah?
373
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:38,891
- That was a good one.
- Okay!
374
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,092
Yeah!
375
00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:41,327
Okay, wait, I-I-I have another one. Really?
376
00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:42,895
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, hit me with it.
377
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,930
Uh, those skinny jeans
make your legs look like
378
00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:46,465
you've been in a wheelchair
379
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:48,400
for the last 20 years of your life.
380
00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:53,706
Sounds like that one's been
locked and loaded for a minute now.
381
00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:55,141
'Cause your legs are small.
382
00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:56,609
Yeah, yeah, my legs are small. Okay.
383
00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,310
Um, well, the goal is
384
00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:01,247
to, uh, be honest and, uh, not cruel.
385
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,215
We'll find it. We'll find it.
386
00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:04,717
Yeah, but, you know,
we're off to a good start.
387
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:05,951
Oh. Wow.
388
00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:08,120
You know what? That jumpsuit is dope.
389
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:09,054
You like it? I don't know.
390
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,189
Yeah, it makes your butt
391
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,857
look like that peach
tower on "House of Cards."
392
00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:12,925
I'm gonna buy this. Okay. High five!
393
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,126
- Okay. High five.
- We did good.
394
00:13:15,096 --> 00:13:16,796
This is so much fun, friend!
395
00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:19,398
Trust me, Di, I know you're frustrated.
396
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,834
It's hard when you're as
talented as you and I are.
397
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,335
But it's not just about talent.
398
00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:24,703
It can be lonely at the top.
399
00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:27,606
All these private jets and five-star hotels
400
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,708
and endangered-species dinners and...
401
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:31,577
wait, endangered species?
402
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:34,446
Are you raising money to help them or...
403
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,081
I ate the last dodo.
404
00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:37,917
I want to eat the last something.
405
00:13:37,952 --> 00:13:40,686
Of course you do. Everybody does.
406
00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:42,121
But you don't want to eat it alone.
407
00:13:42,156 --> 00:13:44,023
Di, success means nothing
408
00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:46,158
if you don't have somebody
to share the ride with.
409
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,761
Thanks.
410
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:50,696
I know what I have to do.
411
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:53,332
I'm going solo, guys. Best of luck.
412
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,234
You're probably going to fail.
413
00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:59,872
She doesn't mean that, right?
414
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,609
Right?
415
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:05,711
Annie, don't be afraid to
hit them heels, all right?
416
00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,012
Make her feet soft like mine.
417
00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:09,348
You do have pillowy feet, Dre.
418
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,016
You can, too, baby.
419
00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,918
Only five short hours to perfect feet.
420
00:14:12,954 --> 00:14:14,653
- Whoa, five hours?
- Mm-hmm.
421
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:17,323
It takes less time to remove a brain tumor.
422
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,392
But can a brain tumor wear
an open-toe sandal? No.
423
00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:21,694
No.
424
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,696
All right, this isn't
just a pedicure, okay?
425
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:25,564
It's a paraffin dip,
it's a sea-salt scrub,
426
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,699
it's a Brazilian wax, then
they gonna sugar-wax your...
427
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,868
stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
428
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,769
Dre, you get a bro-zilian?
429
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,638
Well, those are the things that you learn
430
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:33,973
with your best friend.
431
00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:35,941
Like I learned that you have the feet
432
00:14:35,977 --> 00:14:37,810
of a Kenyan distance runner.
433
00:14:37,845 --> 00:14:38,777
Ellen.
434
00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,282
Do you speak... Viet..namese?
435
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,783
I didn't know that.
436
00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:46,318
Are you... are you talking about me?
437
00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:48,220
What? No.
438
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:50,089
Rainbow Johnson.
439
00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:55,327
The gods must be crazy.
440
00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:56,695
What did you say?
441
00:15:00,134 --> 00:15:01,433
Why's everybody laughing?
442
00:15:01,469 --> 00:15:02,868
Oh, 'cause I told her just
take a little off the top.
443
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,350
Ugh, you were right. This best
friend thing was a huge mistake.
444
00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:14,485
He's totally getting worse, Pam.
445
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:15,987
He just texted me 10 seconds ago
446
00:15:16,022 --> 00:15:18,957
about a text he sent 20 seconds ago.
447
00:15:18,992 --> 00:15:21,092
Yeah, can you just call me
on my home phone, please,
448
00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:23,962
and, like, say there's, like,
I don't know, a massive fire
449
00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:25,630
or something, and I'm needed at work?
450
00:15:25,665 --> 00:15:27,498
Just get me out of here! Okay, bye.
451
00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:31,603
Oh, my God. Stop it. Leave me Al...
452
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,571
Bow!
453
00:15:33,607 --> 00:15:36,240
Aah!! Oh! Hey, my best friend!
454
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,810
Hey, hey, check this out.
455
00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:42,180
Gigi just posted, "having fun with my boo."
456
00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:43,314
Oh.
457
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,149
It's her and Napoleon getting mani-pedis.
458
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:46,884
Oh, no. Look at her.
459
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,987
You should go down there, like, right now.
460
00:15:49,022 --> 00:15:52,123
Like, leave this minute.
Like, leave this house.
461
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,259
- Just get out of here.
- No, I'm not going down there.
462
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:57,795
- Oh.
- We're going down there.
463
00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,364
- We're go...
- Uh-huh.
464
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:00,832
I'm gonna show them
what this magic is like.
465
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,300
- Okay.
- Come on. Let's go.
466
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:03,201
Okay.
467
00:16:25,091 --> 00:16:27,492
Excuse me!
468
00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:30,294
Siblings...
469
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:33,898
It's a lonely perch for a solo artist,
470
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:37,001
so I come to you hat in hand.
471
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,336
I want back in.
472
00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:39,737
- Yes!
- Oh, thank God.
473
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:42,106
Well, wait a second. Why
should we let her back in?
474
00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:44,676
Zoey, you're still kind
of finding your voice.
475
00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,077
You can't sing.
476
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:48,413
Check out what we've been working on.
477
00:17:03,029 --> 00:17:05,063
You know what, guys? I'm good.
478
00:17:06,299 --> 00:17:09,467
Trust your gut, Diane.
479
00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:11,069
Thanks, Nikki. Okay, so, here?
480
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:12,336
Thank you, Nikki.
481
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:13,104
Hello.
482
00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:14,372
Oh. Hi.
483
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:16,074
Oh, Gigi, I see you're here
484
00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:17,875
having a good time with your best friend,
485
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,012
while I'm over here having an
equally good time with mine.
486
00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:22,146
Dre, why you being weird?
487
00:17:22,182 --> 00:17:23,381
- I'm not being weird.
- Yes, you are.
488
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,016
You're the one being weird, weirdo.
489
00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:26,317
You abandoned the friendship.
490
00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:28,186
Oh, hey, Ellen. Gigi.
491
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,420
Viet cong.
492
00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:30,855
- Viet cong?
- Yeah.
493
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:32,156
- Who you calling Viet cong?
- You.
494
00:17:32,192 --> 00:17:33,558
- You, Viet cong, fool!
- What are you gonna do about it?!
495
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:34,959
What are you gonna do? "Fool"?!
496
00:17:34,994 --> 00:17:36,160
I'm tired of you acting like
you're 2 years old up in here!
497
00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:37,395
- Wait, whatever.
- You're causing a scene.
498
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:39,030
W-what are you talking
about? I was your plus-one.
499
00:17:39,065 --> 00:17:40,465
Okay, well, you must be Napoleon.
500
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,233
- Help me, please.
- Hi, I'm... what?
501
00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:43,701
Gigi's crazy!
502
00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:46,437
I'm a grown man in hot-wax mittens.
503
00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:48,139
She Dutch-ovened me in my Tesla!
504
00:17:48,174 --> 00:17:49,340
Now the battery's not working!
505
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,608
Wait a minute. What are you saying?
506
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,343
I-I don't have to deal with this.
507
00:17:52,378 --> 00:17:54,712
I produced the VMAs. I have choices.
508
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:57,248
Well, I have choices, too. I am a doctor.
509
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:59,650
These hands were in
brain surgery yesterday.
510
00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:01,986
These hands told Wiz Khalifa to wrap it up.
511
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,221
You did this!
512
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,856
You're the one that said
their friendship was weird!
513
00:18:04,891 --> 00:18:06,791
It is weird. Look at them.
514
00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:09,927
Oh!
515
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,295
Didn't think I was gonna come
back with that one, did you?
516
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:13,064
- Well, at least they're weird together.
- Yeah.
517
00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:15,867
I say we get out of here... while we can.
518
00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:17,568
- Good idea.
- I'm going.
519
00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:19,670
She's gonna pay.
520
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:21,005
Are you kidding me?
521
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,707
Did they just walk out of
here without saying goodbye?
522
00:18:22,742 --> 00:18:24,108
That's totally rude.
523
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,610
At least he is.
524
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:27,645
Hey, I-I thought you and him were cool.
525
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,047
Oh, no, we're cool. I mean,
he might be the one. Oh.
526
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,016
But he is so boring to go shopping with.
527
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:34,852
His body is all, like, "boom, boom, boom."
528
00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:36,921
It's, like, perfect. There's no challenge.
529
00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:38,556
But you, on the other hand...
530
00:18:38,591 --> 00:18:41,692
I'll take your weird "little man
Tate" body to Fred Segal any day.
531
00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,528
Oh, that's so sweet.
532
00:18:44,731 --> 00:18:46,063
Well, since we're being honest...
533
00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:47,064
What?
534
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,633
Shopping with Bow is no challenge, either.
535
00:18:48,668 --> 00:18:49,801
Really, why?
536
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,502
Yeah, she ain't got the
same problems you got...
537
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:53,337
hats, visors, headbands.
538
00:18:53,373 --> 00:18:54,539
She can just buy off the rack.
539
00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:55,773
I mean, she ain't got to let nothing out.
540
00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:56,908
Ah.
541
00:18:56,943 --> 00:18:58,442
Yeah, it don't stretch
it when she put it on.
542
00:18:58,478 --> 00:18:59,777
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
543
00:18:59,813 --> 00:19:01,879
- I miss you.
- I miss you, too.
544
00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:03,848
And I'm so sorry I bailed on you.
545
00:19:03,883 --> 00:19:06,384
But I like Napoleon so much.
546
00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:08,786
- Hmm.
- And I want babies.
547
00:19:08,822 --> 00:19:11,222
And I want my babies
to play with your babies
548
00:19:11,257 --> 00:19:13,391
and then grow up and be
best friends like me and you.
549
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:16,994
Hey, we're never going to
stop growing up together.
550
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,430
You're my sis, and I love you.
551
00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:20,598
Oh, I love you, too.
552
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:24,068
Come on, girl. Give me some.
553
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,870
I'm sorry I started tripping.
554
00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:27,672
- It's okay.
- All right.
555
00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:31,442
- Hey, Bow.
- Mm-hmm?
556
00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:33,678
- I need to talk to you about something.
- Yeah?
557
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:36,147
Gigi and I... we need to be best friends.
558
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:37,615
Good.
559
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,117
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. You don't understand.
560
00:19:40,153 --> 00:19:41,886
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do. I do.
561
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:45,523
I do not want to be your best friend.
562
00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:46,824
- Oh, thank God.
- Right?
563
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:49,093
I mean, I was bothered by
what you have with Gigi,
564
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:53,397
and then I realized it is
a ridiculous waste of time
565
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:57,401
with no merit or meaning or
lasting benefit on society.
566
00:19:57,437 --> 00:20:00,972
It's like a... like a drain
of global spiritual energy.
567
00:20:01,007 --> 00:20:02,573
- It's like
- okay, you know, I-I-I feel like
568
00:20:02,609 --> 00:20:03,708
you're trying to get to something else.
569
00:20:03,743 --> 00:20:05,309
What's... Oh.
570
00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:06,677
Oh, you're right. You're right. Okay.
571
00:20:07,947 --> 00:20:11,249
I am not jealous of what
you have with anybody else
572
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:13,718
because I love what I have with you.
573
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:14,952
Works for me.
574
00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:17,088
Muah. I love you.
575
00:20:17,123 --> 00:20:18,489
Ohh, I love you, baby.
576
00:20:18,524 --> 00:20:19,757
- We love each other.
- A lot.
577
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,760
But we are not each other's best friend.
578
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:27,329
I keep on falling
579
00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:31,167
Iiiiiin love
580
00:20:31,202 --> 00:20:32,201
Go, Didi
581
00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:34,070
Oh, yeah
582
00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:36,405
In and out of love
583
00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:39,608
With you
584
00:20:39,644 --> 00:20:41,944
Sometimes I love ya
585
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,447
Sometimes you make me blue
586
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:47,516
Sometimes I feel good
587
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:50,619
At times, I feel used
588
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:52,088
Lovin' you, darlin'
589
00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:53,155
Hey
590
00:20:53,191 --> 00:20:55,357
Makes me so confused
591
00:20:55,393 --> 00:20:57,693
I keep on fallin'
592
00:20:57,729 --> 00:21:00,896
In and out of love with you
593
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:05,763
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