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Since the dawn of time,

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every culture has celebrated
the coming of a new baby,

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and all those celebrations
had one thing in common...

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They were ladies-only.

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And that was cool with me.

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- Ooh!
- Hmm?

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Leslie and John are having
a co-ed baby shower. Look.

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So, now I have to go to the shower?

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- What?
- This is some bull[bleep].

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But then...

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What in the...

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Tacos and drinking games?!

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Yes!

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Ooh! Aisha and Ben are
having a co-ed baby shower!

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We're going!

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Oh. Hm.

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Liz is having a baby shower.

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Mm. Yes, she... is.

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Ladies only.

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This is some bull[bleep].

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Now it's my turn
to throw a co-ed shower,

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and since this is our last baby,

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I'm gonna blow it out with
only the most delicious foods,

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the best games, and the dopest music.

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Oh. Hey. Jazzy Jeff.

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Hey, man, I'm gonna need you
to deejay a party for me.

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All right.

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Your loss.

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Hey, you got Kid Capri's pager number?

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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
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Oh, hey, babe. Glad you're awake.

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- We have to choose a caterer, all right?
- Okay.

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Try a slider.

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Andre, it's too early.

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No, baby, come on. Slide one in.

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Ooh!

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Do I taste caramelized onions?

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Yes, you do.

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Ooh. I like caramelized
onions. Can I try?

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Uh, sorry.

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None left.

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Probably wasn't even grass-fed.

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- Hey, babe?
- Yeah, babe?

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Can you promise to keep it low-key?

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I got eight weeks to go,
and I'm always so sweaty.

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Don't worry, Bow.

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I will handle everything for the shower.

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I think you mean "sprinkle."

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What the hell's a sprinkle?

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People think it's gauche to
have more than one baby shower,

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so instead, call it a sprinkle.

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It's a light rain instead of a downpour.

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I hate you.

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Though I'd rather him
with his shirt off,

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I agree with this
handsome piece of work.

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A baby shower is just a money grab...

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Two grown people begging for cash.

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Ruby.

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- It's all a scam.
- What?

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Car seats, safety gates,
baby-food makers...

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Talking about "The baby
can't have solid food."

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You give that baby a pork chop,

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let him play with the bone as a toy.

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Now, that's a shower gift.

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Okay, you all do not know
what you're talking about.

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A shower is not about gifts.

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A baby shower means
you shower the baby with love.

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Son, you have got to
pull yourself together.

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You're a grown man.

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You need to build a table or something.

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She registered for five
kinds of bouncy chairs?

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How much bouncing can one baby do?

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And what is nipple butter?

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Unless it's exactly what it sounds like,

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I am in the dark.

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I'm not getting a gift.

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The new kid is already going to steal

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all of Mom's attention from us.

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I'm gonna be the middle child now.

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Mm. I heard middle
children can get mean.

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Hey. Is that your mom's registry?

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Oh, look... It's the guy
who makes our salads

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and doesn't use a hair net.

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Very little gets in the salad.

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You know, your mom doesn't
want you to buy her anything.

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Great.

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People want a gift from the heart.

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Make something.

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Like, write the baby a letter
welcoming him to the family.

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I like the price tag.

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Maybe I could knit something.

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You don't know how to knit.

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So? Things come easy to me.

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Why would knitting be the exception?

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I love your unwarranted
faith in yourself.

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What about you, Junior?

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I'm gonna give the baby the
greatest gift of all...

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Support.

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That is not Dad's strength,

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so I will be a strong male role model

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so the baby doesn't have to trek through

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the emotional desert
that is Andre Johnson.

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Or a gift card.

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Yeah.

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A baby shower is nothing without games,

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and a favorite is
Name That Candy Diaper.

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Yeah, that one looks real.
It got nuts in it.

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Oh, yeah.

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I wish I could be
surprised by any of this.

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Come on, Pops. It's just a shower game.

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Look at this.

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Chocolate.

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A grown man eating out of a diaper.

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Ow!

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Why don't
Johnson men know how to be gentle?

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I will break the cycle.

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Bow, I don't mean to brag,

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but I am killing it with
the baby shower prep.

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But I'm just gonna need you to
pick up the balloons, though.

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- Why can't you do that?
- Yeah.

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I think it's better if you did.

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Hope it's okay... I
brought my gift early.

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What kind of gift is an old,
dingy baby pool?

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Oh, not just any baby pool.
Bow and I were born in it.

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Come on, man. We cook our food here.

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Think about it, Bow... water birth.

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It's the calmest way for the
baby to enter the world.

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Plus, you're not exposed to all
those germs at the hospital.

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You're worried about germs?

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Mom and Dad kept this
thing outside for years.

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Plus, I think our neighbor's
cat had kittens in it.

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So it has sacred birth energy
that transcends species.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Did you guys finish your
letter to the baby?

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We haven't exactly started yet.

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What's the hurry?

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He won't even know how to
read for like 10 years.

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Well, I thought it was a
no-brainer to win some points

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before the baby steals your spotlight.

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Okay, okay.

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We'll get on it.

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Uh, "we"?

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I think this is more of
an "and Jack" situation.

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I wait till she's done writing

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and then add "and Jack" to the end.

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That's my move.

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How's the blanket coming?

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How's puberty coming?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Stay in your lane, Zoey!

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Sorry.

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Failure is making me mean.

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I don't get it. This should be awesome.

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I'm awesome.

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And yet, it is clearly not awesome.

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♪

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Hey, Pops.

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Hey, Pops, do you mind
keeping an eye on the kids?

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I'm gonna run Bow to
the doctor real quick.

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Yeah, I got a headache
that won't go away.

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I just want to check it
out before the shower.

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Yeah, we'll be right back.

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Oh. And don't let anyone
touch these cupcakes.

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- I can do that.
- Bye.

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Feel better, Rainbow. Thank you.

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♪

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Well, if she comes back soon,

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we may have time to swing by

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and pick up a piñata for the shower.

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- Really, Dre?
- Hmm?

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You learned nothing from Amy's shower?

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So... you know that face
the flight attendant makes

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when something's not right
but they can't tell you what?

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That's the face Bow's doctor had

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when she walked through that door.

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Well, Rainbow, I'm glad you came in.

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Oh, my God. Dre.

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It's okay, babe.

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Instead of a baby shower,

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Bow got an I.V. full of drugs.

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Turns out her headache
and high blood pressure

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were symptoms of a very serious
condition called preeclampsia.

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I don't understand how preeclampsia

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can just come out of the blue.

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You don't think this happened
because I put too much stress on you

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with all this stupid shower prep?

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No, Dre. That's not how
preeclampsia works.

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They don't know what causes it,
but it's not related to stress.

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It has been linked...

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to the age of the mother.

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Oh, that makes sense.

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You are pretty old.

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- Very funny.
- Yeah.

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- So?
- So, I'm afraid

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the drugs aren't bringing
down your blood pressure.

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I think we may have to induce.

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- What? Why?
- Oh, my God.

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Because the only thing
that's going to help now

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is delivering the baby.

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- Bu... W-W-W... Now?
- Yeah.

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He's not due for another two months.

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Dre, it's okay. It's gonna be fine.

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We deliver babies early all
the time at this hospital.

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It's totally fine, so let's just...

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Get this little [Bleep] out!

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I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm
trying to stay positive, okay?

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- Okay, baby.
- I overshot it a little bit.

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- All right, I'll be back soon, okay?
- Okay.

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- Babe, induce?
- Huh?

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- It's fine.
- We... We've never done that before.

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Dre, it's gonna be okay.

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This is a great hospital,

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and Dr. Aziz knows what she's doing.

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All right, look, you know what?

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I'm gonna call Pops
and tell him what's going on.

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Hey. Pops.

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All right, I-I'm gonna need you to, uh,

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stay calm and act normal.

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Don't try to tell me how to live, boy!

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Look, Pops, Bow has
something called preeclampsia,

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which means the baby has
to be delivered today,

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so I'm gonna need you to keep
the kids busy, all right?

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You know, I don't want to scare them.

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I can do that.

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That was your daddy.

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He wanted me to pretend
that everything is okay,

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but it's not.

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Your mama has a serious
medical condition.

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Hey, man, is there a vending machine...

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- Oh, yeah...
- What the hell?!

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- Uh...
- Pops?

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I said it was a secret.

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Son, the only person I can
lie to is your mother.

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It's true.

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- Is Mom okay?
- Can we see her?

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What about the baby?

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Everything is okay.

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Your mother has a condition,

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which means it's best to
have the baby now.

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So, you guys hold tight

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and get ready to meet your new brother.

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Okay. All right?

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Hey, Pops, let me talk to
you for a second. Hey.

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Can you take the kids to the,
uh, gift shop?

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You know, distract them for a while.

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I can do that.

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Come on, let's hit the gift shop

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so I can distract you from
these terrifying developments

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that you're entirely
too young to process.

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Come on, come on, come on. Let's go.

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What is he... D-Don't worry about it.

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Your mom's okay. Everything's okay.

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Buy her a good gift at the gift shop.

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All right? Her and your brother.

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Charles.

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Diane.

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I knew I felt a cold presence.

258
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:19,967
Charlie?

259
00:09:20,002 --> 00:09:21,702
What are you doing here?

260
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:26,107
My mother... She's on her last legs.

261
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,608
Oh, man.

262
00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:29,177
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.

263
00:09:29,211 --> 00:09:30,178
It's okay.

264
00:09:30,212 --> 00:09:32,013
She lived through the
turn of two centuries...

265
00:09:32,047 --> 00:09:34,982
The dawn of flight
and the death of Circuit City.

266
00:09:35,017 --> 00:09:36,484
- She had a good life.
- Mm.

267
00:09:36,518 --> 00:09:37,652
She still would be fine

268
00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,220
if it wasn't for that shark attack.

269
00:09:40,028 --> 00:09:43,791
Why did I think a bathtub
shark was a good gift?

270
00:09:43,826 --> 00:09:44,859
Why?

271
00:09:44,893 --> 00:09:48,496
That is a tough question to answer.

272
00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:50,331
What about you? What brings you in?

273
00:09:50,365 --> 00:09:51,666
Bow's having some complications,

274
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,634
so the baby has to be born today.

275
00:09:53,669 --> 00:09:54,669
That's great!

276
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,972
I mean, not... not the part
about the complications,

277
00:09:58,006 --> 00:10:00,942
but if your baby's born
when my mother dies,

278
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,778
then my mother's soul
goes into your baby.

279
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,613
It's just basic soul math.

280
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,581
Is it?

281
00:10:06,615 --> 00:10:09,016
Brush up on
your spiritual arithmetic, Dre.

282
00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:10,818
I...

283
00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:11,886
Am I too late?

284
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,121
Somebody's got to set a
peaceful mood for the birth.

285
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,223
Oh!

286
00:10:15,257 --> 00:10:17,024
Yes, candles and open oxygen tanks...

287
00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:18,626
Perfect combo for a hospital.

288
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,460
- Smells...
- No...

289
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,229
Can I speak with you for a moment?

290
00:10:21,263 --> 00:10:23,364
Oh. Sure. Anything to
get me away from him.

291
00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:28,569
My shaman blessed those.

292
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:29,437
So, the doctor told me

293
00:10:29,471 --> 00:10:31,539
Bow's blood pressure was so high

294
00:10:31,573 --> 00:10:33,541
that inducing was too dangerous

295
00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:36,177
and they had to do
an emergency C-section.

296
00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:39,547
It was all happening so fast,
mostly what I heard was this.

297
00:10:39,581 --> 00:10:40,681
In a situation like this,

298
00:10:40,716 --> 00:10:44,185
it's the hospital's policy
to save the mother first.

299
00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,587
"Save the mother"? What the
hell are you talking about?

300
00:10:46,622 --> 00:10:47,889
Does she have a DNR?

301
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,724
A Do Not Resuscitate?

302
00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:52,493
Why would we need that?
Bow said everything was gonna be okay.

303
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,928
Take a look at the paperwork.

304
00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,196
I'll see you in surgery.

305
00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:11,078
Dre?

306
00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,580
Baby, what's wrong?

307
00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:14,782
- Mama.
- What?

308
00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:16,384
I could lose her, Mama.

309
00:11:17,786 --> 00:11:18,786
Bow could die.

310
00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:22,790
What am I gonna do?

311
00:11:22,824 --> 00:11:24,692
I can't do all this by myself.

312
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,594
You sure?

313
00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:29,397
All right, no.
L-Listen to me. Listen, now.

314
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:33,768
She's gonna be all right,
and you've got to believe that.

315
00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:35,603
Okay?

316
00:11:35,637 --> 00:11:37,471
Dre?!

317
00:11:37,506 --> 00:11:39,607
- Can you come here?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

318
00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,642
She can't see you like this.

319
00:11:41,677 --> 00:11:43,144
Sit down. Sit down.

320
00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:44,779
Let me handle this.

321
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,815
- Oh... Hey.
- Hey.

322
00:11:47,849 --> 00:11:48,582
Hey.

323
00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:50,451
Why are you sitting out here?

324
00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:52,486
Some idiot tried to steal a baby.

325
00:11:52,521 --> 00:11:53,721
The nurses said they'll be right back.

326
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,958
They just left you sitting here
like a package on a doorstep?!

327
00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,492
It's fine. It's fine, Ruby.

328
00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:00,828
It's just, my... my feet are cold.

329
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:02,997
What's wrong with this damn hospital?

330
00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:05,599
Somebody get my daughter a blanket!

331
00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:07,802
Hello?!

332
00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:10,104
Here you go.

333
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,075
Um...

334
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,143
did you just call me your daughter?

335
00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:18,846
What? No. No.

336
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,449
Your high blood pressure's
making you hallucinate.

337
00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:22,950
Sorry I asked.

338
00:12:27,656 --> 00:12:29,457
You hallucinated that, too.

339
00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:30,791
♪

340
00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:32,960
5, 6, 7, 8, 9...

341
00:12:32,995 --> 00:12:34,528
You're Bow's brother, right?

342
00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:36,803
That means you're about to
become the uncle to my mother.

343
00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,200
That makes total sense to me.

344
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,201
Johan Johnson.

345
00:12:40,235 --> 00:12:41,369
Charlie Telphy.

346
00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:42,670
Always a pleasure to meet someone

347
00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:44,372
who gets the theory of soul transfer.

348
00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:45,673
Gets it? I live it.

349
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:47,008
I've got the soul of Henry Fonda.

350
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:48,709
It's why I like cardigans so much.

351
00:12:48,744 --> 00:12:50,845
I sensed that about you.

352
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,149
Wow.

353
00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:56,517
This is surreal.

354
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:59,720
I do not like being on this
side of the little blue curtain.

355
00:12:59,755 --> 00:13:00,888
Mm.

356
00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:01,889
Wait up.

357
00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:03,224
Hannah.

358
00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:04,291
It's "Joanne."

359
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,293
Okay, now is not the time, Hannah.

360
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,328
Show me my chart.

361
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,663
No, no, no!

362
00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:11,198
I don't want the generic stuff.

363
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:13,300
I want the uncut Dilaudid.

364
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,902
Give me what we'd give Jennifer Lawrence

365
00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:15,736
if she was having a baby.

366
00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:17,972
- I'll see what I can do.
- Thank you.

367
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,774
I didn't go to med school

368
00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:22,843
- to not get the J-Law baby drugs.
- Okay.

369
00:13:22,878 --> 00:13:23,978
Okay, everyone. We ready?

370
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,212
Yeah. Here we go, Bow.

371
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:27,014
Wow. This is really happening.

372
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,849
Yep. This is how we're having our baby.

373
00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:30,418
- Okay.
- Yep.

374
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:31,552
- Okay.
- I'm here, baby.

375
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,887
- This is normal.
- Okay.

376
00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:33,721
- This is normal.
- Mm-hmm.

377
00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,856
Yep, this is normal.

378
00:13:35,891 --> 00:13:37,258
It's normal, babe.

379
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,760
Okay, this is not normal.

380
00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:41,695
- It's okay.
- No, it's not normal, Dre.

381
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:43,864
I'm really scared. I'm scared, Dre.

382
00:13:43,899 --> 00:13:46,000
- Bow, babe, everything's gonna be okay.
- Okay.

383
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,902
- All right? I'm right here.
- Okay.

384
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:49,170
All right?

385
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,505
This was not supposed
to happen like this.

386
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,840
I'm really good at this stuff.

387
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,742
- I'm a baby maker.
- Mm-hmm.

388
00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:56,777
Oh, Dre, what if something goes wrong?

389
00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:59,914
Shh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop.

390
00:13:59,948 --> 00:14:01,715
- Okay? Stop.
- Okay.

391
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,918
- Okay? Look... Look at me, Bow.
- Mm-hmm.

392
00:14:03,952 --> 00:14:05,086
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.

393
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,420
You don't have to say those things,

394
00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:07,888
- because you're not going anywhere.
- Okay.

395
00:14:07,923 --> 00:14:10,257
- All right, you are a warrior.
- Okay.

396
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:11,625
All right, and you're
gonna get through this

397
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,360
just like you get through
everything else...

398
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,930
With grace, with strength...

399
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,598
baby, with great hair.

400
00:14:17,632 --> 00:14:18,766
I have such great hair.

401
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,301
- Yes, you do.
- I do.

402
00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:21,936
You got this, okay?

403
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:22,937
- Okay.
- All right.

404
00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:23,971
I got this.

405
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,907
- I love you, Dre.
- I love you, babe.

406
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,611
I love you, Holiday Hannah.

407
00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:33,414
- Huh?
- I love you so much.

408
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:35,549
You're my best friend
in the whole world.

409
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:36,984
Hannah, give me a kiss.

410
00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:38,986
Uh, no... W-W-What... What's going on?

411
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,622
She's on some celebrity-level
narcotics right now.

412
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:42,656
Got it.

413
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,010
- Okay, Bow, final stretch.
- Okay.

414
00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:04,245
You're gonna feel a little tugging.

415
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,479
- Hey, babe?
- Mm-hmm?

416
00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:06,847
- You're doing great.
- Okay.

417
00:15:06,882 --> 00:15:08,649
And we have a baby boy!

418
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:09,817
Ohh!

419
00:15:09,851 --> 00:15:10,951
- He's gorgeous!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

420
00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:11,986
- Ohh!
- I... I can see him!

421
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,321
- He's here, babe! He's here!
- Oh, it's DeVonté!

422
00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,190
Your blood pressure's
already coming down.

423
00:15:16,224 --> 00:15:17,191
Oh, God.

424
00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:18,659
Baby, how does he look?

425
00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:20,094
Please don't make me
look on the other side, Bow.

426
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,495
It's like Fallujah over there.

427
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,998
- Oh, Dre, come on.
- Okay.

428
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:25,933
- Uh, he looks like a baby.
- He does?

429
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,434
Yeah, a very...

430
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,937
tiny... fragile baby.

431
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,372
- Oh, he's small?
- Yeah.

432
00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:33,140
What... Where are they taking him?

433
00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:35,543
They need to get him down to
the NICU to run some tests.

434
00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:37,545
But everybody said he was gonna be fine.

435
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:38,846
Well, he's premature, which means

436
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,947
his lungs aren't fully developed.

437
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:40,681
- Okay.
- Lungs?

438
00:15:40,715 --> 00:15:42,216
We don't want to risk infection.

439
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,450
Okay, Dre, you need to go with the baby.

440
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,319
- Oh, no, baby, but you still need me.
- I'm fine.

441
00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:47,054
- I need you to go.
- Okay.

442
00:15:47,088 --> 00:15:48,155
- Go with the baby.
- Okay.

443
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:49,123
Bye.

444
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,191
Bye.

445
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,897
If it were true that the
plane wasn't going down

446
00:15:56,932 --> 00:15:59,733
and everything was going to be okay...

447
00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:02,970
why were the flight attendants
putting on parachutes?

448
00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:08,550
How you feeling, sweetie?

449
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,728
- I'm... really tired.
- Mm.

450
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,547
But I'm okay.

451
00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:16,597
I think I invited Holiday
Hannah to live with us.

452
00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:18,632
Don't do drugs, kids.

453
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,401
Hey. Hey, sweetie. Hi.

454
00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:21,302
Hey, babe.

455
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,737
- So?
- Hmm?

456
00:16:22,771 --> 00:16:24,305
How's DeVonté?

457
00:16:24,339 --> 00:16:26,640
Oh. They say he's doing great.

458
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,576
"They"? You haven't
been there to see him?

459
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,677
Babe, it was hectic... you know,

460
00:16:29,711 --> 00:16:31,746
there were so many people
around doing what they do,

461
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,314
- I didn't want to mess up the flow.
- Mess...

462
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:34,515
So I got on the phone,

463
00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:36,484
and I filled in our
family what's going on.

464
00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,452
Your cousin Vi... She's doing great.

465
00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:40,588
- Did you know she was back in school?
- I did not.

466
00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:42,690
Everybody thought she was
a chaperone at the prom...

467
00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:44,125
- Dre.
- But she still had a good time.

468
00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:45,860
Our baby is all alone, Dre.

469
00:16:45,894 --> 00:16:47,361
- I can't get out of bed.
- I...

470
00:16:47,396 --> 00:16:49,096
I need you to go see him.

471
00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:51,799
But there are a lot of other
people with him right now.

472
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,401
You know, babies need their space.

473
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,670
Okay, I'll go right now.

474
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,172
- I'll go see him.
- Good. Go.

475
00:16:58,206 --> 00:17:00,875
- Oh! Um, I also talked to my Uncle Ricky.
- Okay.

476
00:17:00,909 --> 00:17:03,110
And he found that can of money
that he buried in the backyard,

477
00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:04,779
but it's not as much as he remembered.

478
00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:07,515
I don't even... I don't
even think it was his can.

479
00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:08,983
- Go, Dre.
- Okay. Mm-hmm.

480
00:17:09,017 --> 00:17:10,851
Please go.

481
00:17:15,857 --> 00:17:17,558
Not sure which one is yours?

482
00:17:17,592 --> 00:17:20,528
Here's a hint... The black one.

483
00:17:20,562 --> 00:17:21,762
Not now, Pops.

484
00:17:22,864 --> 00:17:24,965
What you waiting out here for, son?

485
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,200
Go on. Get in there.

486
00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,368
I can't.

487
00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:31,739
You didn't see him.

488
00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,741
He's so little, Pops.
What if he doesn't make it?

489
00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:36,710
Look... Just... Everything's
gonna be all right.

490
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:37,812
What if it's not?

491
00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:41,248
What if I fall in love with that baby

492
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:42,349
and he breaks my heart?

493
00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:46,754
Look, I can't guarantee
everything's gonna be all right.

494
00:17:46,788 --> 00:17:47,988
No one can.

495
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,723
But I can promise you this...

496
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:50,825
If you don't get in there

497
00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:53,260
and spend every moment you
can with him right now,

498
00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:54,361
you will regret it.

499
00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:57,498
Hey.

500
00:17:57,532 --> 00:18:00,367
That's your son in there. He needs you.

501
00:18:00,402 --> 00:18:02,703
You need to go on,
get in there, and be his daddy.

502
00:18:06,441 --> 00:18:07,708
You're a good man.

503
00:18:12,214 --> 00:18:13,380
Oh, my goodness.

504
00:18:13,415 --> 00:18:15,082
You take such good care of these babies.

505
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,750
I wonder who takes care of you.

506
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,954
Hi. I'm Earl Johnson. Nice to meet you.

507
00:18:19,988 --> 00:18:21,922
- Hey.
- Hey.

508
00:18:21,957 --> 00:18:24,959
So, I tried to make
something for the baby,

509
00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:26,427
but I screwed it up.

510
00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:29,563
This is actually really embarrassing.

511
00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:31,899
Is this how Junior feels all the time?

512
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,567
Anyway... here.

513
00:18:33,602 --> 00:18:35,236
Thank you, sweetheart.

514
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:38,772
Oh, sweetheart!

515
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,375
It's the perfect size for the baby.

516
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:44,245
So... I actually did a great job?

517
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:45,045
Yeah.

518
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,580
That makes sense.

519
00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:47,948
I wrote a letter for the baby.

520
00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:49,116
- You did?
- Mm-hmm.

521
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,084
And I helped.

522
00:18:50,118 --> 00:18:51,952
You guys, that's so sweet.

523
00:18:51,987 --> 00:18:53,120
Can I hear it?

524
00:18:53,154 --> 00:18:54,154
Okay.

525
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:58,959
"Dear Baby DeVonté,
welcome to the family.

526
00:18:58,994 --> 00:19:00,794
You're definitely a Johnson,

527
00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:03,731
because you really know
how to make an entrance.

528
00:19:03,765 --> 00:19:04,999
You scared us for a minute there.

529
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:07,468
But we know you're a fighter.

530
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:09,970
You're probably the
strongest out of all of us.

531
00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,339
Especially Dad. He's weak.

532
00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:14,808
He cries all the time.

533
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:17,478
We can't wait to get you
home and play with you

534
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,680
and hug you and kiss you.

535
00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:21,448
You coming early just means we have

536
00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:23,250
more time to spend together.

537
00:19:23,285 --> 00:19:24,585
"Love, Diane."

538
00:19:24,619 --> 00:19:26,520
"And Jack."

539
00:19:34,062 --> 00:19:35,629
Hello, DeVonté.

540
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:40,901
Hello, Mama.

541
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,470
Charlie, how the hell
did you get in here?

542
00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:44,638
This is not weird.

543
00:19:44,673 --> 00:19:46,307
My mama's inside your baby.

544
00:19:46,341 --> 00:19:47,541
What?

545
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:51,701
Guys, DeVonté's here,
your mom's feeling better.

546
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,045
I thought this was a party.

547
00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,980
- Where's the music?
- I don't know.

548
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:56,148
I'm on it.

549
00:19:56,182 --> 00:19:57,983
I just love co-ed baby showers.

550
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:05,023
♪ You, you got what I need ♪

551
00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:07,993
♪ But you say he's just a friend ♪

552
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,062
♪ You say he's just a friend ♪

553
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:12,330
♪ Oh, baby, you ♪

554
00:20:12,365 --> 00:20:13,365
Hey!

555
00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:16,334
♪ Got what I need ♪

556
00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:19,104
♪ But you say he's just a friend ♪

557
00:20:19,138 --> 00:20:22,541
♪ You say he's just a friend ♪

558
00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:25,010
♪ I got friends, and that's a fact ♪

559
00:20:25,044 --> 00:20:28,580
♪ Like Zoey, Junior, Diane, and Jack ♪

560
00:20:28,614 --> 00:20:31,283
♪ Forget about that,
and let's go into the story ♪

561
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,852
♪ About a girl named
blah-blah-blah that adored me ♪

562
00:20:33,886 --> 00:20:34,853
It's gonna be all right.

563
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:37,556
♪ So we started talkin',
gettin' familiar ♪

564
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,624
♪ Spendin' a lot of time so we... ♪