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DNA... The building blocks of life.

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When people share it, you
would think they'd be similar.

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Sometimes, they are.

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The Miller siblings love basketball.

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The Jacksons love plastic surgery.

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And my sister and I both like girls.

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But sometimes, siblings
are completely different.

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Look at Bow's family.

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There's Johan... A waste of space.

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There's Bow... Doctor, wife, mother.

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And then there's her sister...

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Previously on "Rich Wives"...

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Have a drink, you thirsty bitch!

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... Santamonica.

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The only thing she and
Rainbow have in common

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is a ridiculous name.

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So, what do you guys think?

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- Ha!
- Mm.

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You were great!

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The way you... yelled at that lady...

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Yes!

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I am impressed.

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Throwing that drink was Chomsky-esque

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in its brutal deconstruction
of the patriarchy.

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I know! I splashed that bitch!

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Yes, and in turn, you splashed
the fetishistic male gaze.

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No!

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Dre...

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Oops! Your dream catcher... It fell.

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You can destroy my dream catcher,

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but you can never destroy my dreams.

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We shall see.

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And the best part is, I've gone viral!

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- Oh!
- Wow!

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Over and over again!

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Viral!

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Santamonica, I thought you
were gonna get a real job

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after the divorce.

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Oh yeah, I was, but then I
got a dumb amount of alimony.

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You want to see?

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- Yes.
- Oh.

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Oh! Damn!

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- That is a lot of money...
- Yes, it is,

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for three months of marriage.

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- Aww, thank you so much.
- Yeah.

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It's too bad that you're happy with Dre,

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because I could get you paid!

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How much?

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- I'm kidding.
- We'll talk.

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Okay, hey, you guys want to
go pick Mom up for dinner?

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Yeah, but, Johan, you have
to drive, because I am drunk.

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- Already.
- I gotcha.

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Whoo!

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I can't believe that's my sister.

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Me either.

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She's so cool!

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I'm serious, Dre. I'm worried about her.

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She never applies
herself to anything real.

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She just skates by on luck.

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She's been like this her whole life.

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I got 100% on my math test!

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A lady at the mall wants to put
me in a Burger King commercial!

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She even got to meet Alan Thicke, Dre.

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I bet that's been hard on you.

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Very.

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You know what?

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- What?
- I'm gonna talk to her.

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- You should.
- I am, because I just...

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I really... I want her to
reach her full potential,

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- like me, you know?
- Hmm.

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Doctor, wife, mother...

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doctor.

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- You said "doctor" already.
- Well, it's a big deal.

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I mean, I save lives, Dre.

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Not all the time.

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Enough of the time.

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Math, science, English.

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Star Wars, LEGOs, dominoes.

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So, you're not bringing
any books to school?

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It's school, Diane.
They have books there.

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You guys sound exactly
like Santamonica and Mom.

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No one ever takes Santamonica seriously,

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and Mom never has fun.

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People take me seriously.

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And I'm having fun right now.

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Look at me... Eating
candy for breakfast.

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You just chewed a multivitamin.

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You know what's not fun?

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Osteoporosis.

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Silly and serious... Such clichés.

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You think she's right?

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Mmm.

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You know what?

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This may be worth exploring.

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Let's go, Zo-Zo. 10 minutes to manis!

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Okay, but first,

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I made you pancakes
with chocolate chips.

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Ohh! My favorite!

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Enjoy.

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Cool.

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Look, Dad, there's no
easy way to say this.

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- It's over.
- What's over?

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Us hanging out all the time.

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We...

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I'm going away to college soon,

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and I just won't have time for you.

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This is real.

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You should say something.

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Are you serious?

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I am.

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So that's why you made me pancakes.

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It is.

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And you did it in front of
them so I wouldn't make a scene.

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I did.

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Look, you need a new
friend in this house.

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You have a son. You
should spend time with him.

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But Jack is so small.

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You have another son.

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He hasn't been born yet.

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Think.

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Junior?

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I'd rather take up reading.

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It's your call.

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You knew about this, didn't you?

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Everyone knew.

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Okay, guys, Baileys
Almande... What have we got?

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Got to be honest... I
thought we were pitching

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on a whole different account,
but... it still might work.

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"All-new Baileys Almande...

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Now with nonstop flights to Denver."

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Josh?

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"Baileys Almande... Drink
alone or with friends...

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or alone."

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Terrible. Dre, please?

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My daughter just broke up with me.

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- What?
- Aw.

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Guys, come on. We got
to get it together, okay?

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We have to come up
with something original.

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Okay, I got it.

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"Baileys Almande...
Lighter-tasting, dairy-free."

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- Outstanding!
- What?!

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He just read that off
the piece of paper!

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Yes, and it was outstanding.

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Maybe you should read something
off a piece of paper, Josh.

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Zoey's leaving for college,

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and she thinks I should
spend more time with my son.

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- But Jack's so little.
- No, the other one.

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- But he's not born yet.
- Junior.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Have you thought about reading?

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Look, Dre,

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I know you don't have anything
in common with your son,

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but you really should dig deep
and work to make a connection.

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It's true. My dad and
I used to never talk.

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But then, one night, we mutually decided

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- to plant DNA evidence...
- No, no, B-Bunny, Bunny.

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We don't... We don't talk
about, uh, the other one.

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My father and I loved
to spend time together.

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I'll always remember when
he took me into the forest

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to hunt for the most dangerous game...

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Deer.

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Charlie, that is not
the most dangerous game.

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Only one of us came back.

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So... it seemed pretty
dangerous to my dad.

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And I miss him every day.

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I've had to dig deep
to connect with my cat,

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so I bat around a piece
of balled-up tinfoil.

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Do I love it? No.

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But sometimes you do
what they want to do.

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"Do what they want to do."

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I think I'm gonna give it a shot.

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So, Josh had given me a plan.

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Meanwhile, Bow had her
plan for Santamonica.

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Hey, girl! Hey!

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You can't have one of these,
'cause you're pregnant!

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Also, 'cause it's 9:15 in
the morning on a Tuesday!

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Do you remember how Mom and Dad

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used to encourage us
to live lives of impact?

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Yeah, that's why I'm so psyched

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that I got "Rich
Wives"... Maximum impact.

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Yeah, I was thinking
something more... substantial.

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Oh. Huh.

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Like this.

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Anesthesiology Monthly?

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Yep.

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I wrote a little article in there

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about a special scope that I  invented

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that is going to save lives.

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That's maximum impact.

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You want to talk about maximum impact?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Your breasteses in that shirt.

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Yow!

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Yeah.

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You know, I wasn't even pregnant there.

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Okay, that's not the point.

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What I'm trying to say...

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"Paging Dr. Hooters.

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Paging Dr. Chesty Hooters.
Please come to the O.R."

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Funny, but listen.

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Santamonica, you are such
a smart person, you know?

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And I feel like you're
capable of so much more

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than all this reality-TV stuff.

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Things change so quickly in that world.

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Okay, in my business,

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if my boobs go, it doesn't matter.

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But in your business, it will.

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You've given me a lot to think about.

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You're welcome.

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Hey, buddy.

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Junior. I'm talking to you, man.

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Oh. Wow.

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Uh, sorry.

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You said "buddy,"

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and I've been conditioned to
accept that you don't mean me.

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Well, I do, all right?

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Want to hang out or something?

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We always seem to have
so much fun together.

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Do we?

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You're a bit of a bully, Dad.

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Say it again to my face.

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No. No. Not this time, buddy.

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We can do anything you want.

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- Anything?
- Anything.

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I am not watching "Game"...

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Whoa!

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They are naked.

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What did I tell you?

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That... was... incredible!

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It really is a game!

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Of thrones.

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This show is like a rich
tapestry, Dad. Mm-hmm.

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And you've got so many
seasons to catch up on.

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Oh, I'm gonna start
watching tonight. Mm-hmm.

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Raise your siblings.

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Winter is coming!

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Wha...

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You don't get that now, but you will!

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- Oh!
- All right?

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I'm very proud of you, Rainbow.

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Oh, thanks, Mom.

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And, you know, this actually started

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a really good conversation
between Santamonica and I.

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She said she actually might
make a plan for her life

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and not rely on luck.

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Well, she has always been really lucky.

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Remember how she met Alan Thicke?

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Did she? I don't...

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Anyway, I know that you're on your path

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because your aura is vibrating pink.

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I feel so pink.

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Guys, I am super-hot pink right now.

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Super-hot pink.

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- I got a book deal.
- Oh!

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A book deal?

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I am writing an
empowerment guide for women,

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telling them how to go from being a
thirsty bitch to marrying a baller.

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I'm calling it "Manmade
Woman... colon...

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How to Go from Being a Thirsty
Bitch to Marrying a Baller."

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"Manmade Woman"!

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Seriously?

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00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:50,832
- I get it... it's ironic.
- But it's not,

264
00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:53,802
because she married an athlete
and then she got alimony.

265
00:09:53,837 --> 00:09:55,003
Yeah, a man made me,

266
00:09:55,038 --> 00:09:58,763
and then I, as a woman,
turned it into a profit.

267
00:09:58,877 --> 00:10:01,178
Santa, baby, I knew that the universe

268
00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:05,082
made you throw that drink in
that woman's face for a reason.

269
00:10:05,117 --> 00:10:07,517
I'm very proud of you!

270
00:10:07,553 --> 00:10:11,254
Of both my girls... Impacting the world.

271
00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,789
Yeah... Yeah.

272
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,057
I'm gonna send myself some flowers

273
00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:15,692
and tell everybody they're
from Bethenny Frankel.

274
00:10:15,727 --> 00:10:16,493
Oh!

275
00:10:18,163 --> 00:10:19,062
Yeah.

276
00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:20,664
That was so sweet of you, Mom...

277
00:10:20,699 --> 00:10:23,333
To make her think that
her accomplishments

278
00:10:23,368 --> 00:10:25,535
are, like, equal to mine,

279
00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,871
when, I mean... you know.

280
00:10:27,906 --> 00:10:29,206
I know what?

281
00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:31,141
Uh, you know.

282
00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,843
I mean, wha...

283
00:10:32,878 --> 00:10:34,611
Well, mine are, you know... 'cause...

284
00:10:34,646 --> 00:10:36,313
We're not... We're not doing this.

285
00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:37,380
What? I'm...

286
00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:39,349
I'm proud of all of you, Rainbow,

287
00:10:39,384 --> 00:10:40,717
and I love you all equally.

288
00:10:40,752 --> 00:10:42,752
Equally?

289
00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:45,021
Or like... equally?

290
00:10:45,057 --> 00:10:46,790
Equally, Rainbow.

291
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:49,326
- But...
- You're vibrating a very muddy green.

292
00:10:50,429 --> 00:10:51,528
Green?

293
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,538
Dre, how can my mom say

294
00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:59,368
that she loves all of her kids equally?

295
00:10:59,404 --> 00:11:00,903
I know that's not true.

296
00:11:00,938 --> 00:11:01,937
I have kids.

297
00:11:01,973 --> 00:11:04,440
You know, I didn't think I could love

298
00:11:04,475 --> 00:11:06,842
- all of our kids equally, either.
- Hmm.

299
00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,770
You know our son Junior?

300
00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:10,796
Yeah.

301
00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:12,858
Turns out he's not so bad.

302
00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:16,544
You know, we've been
having a great time lately.

303
00:11:19,649 --> 00:11:21,782
Why didn't you tell me the
Red Wedding was a bloodbath?!

304
00:11:21,818 --> 00:11:23,851
I went in with an open heart.

305
00:11:23,886 --> 00:11:26,153
Dad, I need sleep.

306
00:11:27,323 --> 00:11:30,324
Maybe we should just start
spending time with these people

307
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,692
and accept them for who they are.

308
00:11:31,728 --> 00:11:34,929
By "these people," Dre,
do you mean your son?

309
00:11:34,964 --> 00:11:38,332
All I'm saying is that
instead of fixing Santamonica,

310
00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:41,235
maybe you should try getting
to know her for who she is.

311
00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:43,671
And you just might find
out that you like her, too.

312
00:11:43,706 --> 00:11:46,922
- I guess I could try to do that.
- Good.

313
00:11:46,969 --> 00:11:50,544
Now, on a scale of 1 to 10,

314
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:53,979
how cool are you with
dressing up like Khaleesi?

315
00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,003
Mother of Dragons?

316
00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:57,304
Mm-hmm.

317
00:11:57,339 --> 00:11:58,305
10.

318
00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,873
Hey, Jack.

319
00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:02,011
Whoa.

320
00:12:02,144 --> 00:12:04,177
You look... not dumb.

321
00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:04,978
Yeah.

322
00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:06,413
As soon as I put them on,

323
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:09,383
someone from the school paper
asked me my opinion on Syria.

324
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,552
I said, "Bad." And they wrote it down.

325
00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:12,953
Oh.

326
00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:15,155
Well, this hat has been really fun,

327
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,558
and it's a great conversation starter.

328
00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:18,525
Nice.

329
00:12:18,561 --> 00:12:20,961
Zoey was totally wrong about us.

330
00:12:20,996 --> 00:12:24,264
Yo, Jack. A bunch of us are
gonna go spin until we throw up.

331
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,065
You in?

332
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,267
Uh... thanks...

333
00:12:27,303 --> 00:12:29,570
but, you know... Climate change.

334
00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:31,238
I'm in. How do you do it?

335
00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:33,040
First, you spin around the bat.

336
00:12:33,075 --> 00:12:34,074
Then you barf.

337
00:12:34,109 --> 00:12:35,809
It works better on a full stomach.

338
00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:37,477
Was that pudding?

339
00:12:37,513 --> 00:12:38,478
You'll do great.

340
00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:40,247
Okay.

341
00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:42,388
So, you're all caught up?

342
00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:44,351
I had to tell the office
that Pops was in hospice

343
00:12:44,386 --> 00:12:46,019
so I'd get a couple
of days off from work,

344
00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:48,322
but I'm good to go.

345
00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:51,835
All right, let's do this
now, before winter comes.

346
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:54,547
I get it now.

347
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,975
Arya! Don't go in there!

348
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,444
He gon' get you, girl! Run!

349
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,612
I can't watch.

350
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,080
I can't watch!

351
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,349
It's over. They're dead.

352
00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:09,119
Oh, okay.

353
00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:12,255
Run it back so I can, uh...
so I can watch them die.

354
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,492
Unh-unh! She's not who she seems!

355
00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:16,826
Dad! Shh!

356
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,162
No, no, no, no, no, 'cause
I know what's gonna happen.

357
00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:20,597
All right, they're gonna get together,

358
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:22,132
and she is going to betray him.

359
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,868
That is never going to
happen. They've never even met.

360
00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:27,070
You're just talking
to hear yourself talk.

361
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,948
I'm not just talking
to hear myself talk.

362
00:13:30,065 --> 00:13:31,198
I'm just talking.

363
00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:32,526
What, you got a problem with me talking?

364
00:13:32,651 --> 00:13:33,717
You want me to be quiet?

365
00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:35,519
I can be quiet right now.

366
00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:37,054
You know, I can't watch
this show with you anymore.

367
00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:38,288
You're driving me crazy.

368
00:13:38,324 --> 00:13:40,257
Oh, I'm driving you crazy?

369
00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:42,226
You're driving me crazy.

370
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:45,729
Fine. Then we don't need
to watch this together.

371
00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:46,964
Fine!

372
00:13:46,999 --> 00:13:49,299
I was getting tired of
slumming with you anyway,

373
00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:51,268
watching it on a 50-inch screen.

374
00:13:51,303 --> 00:13:54,338
I'm gonna watch it in
my bedroom, on a 70-inch,

375
00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:55,706
with no pants!

376
00:13:57,409 --> 00:13:59,009
So...

377
00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:01,610
We haven't had a chance to
connect since the divorce.

378
00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:02,611
H-How you doing?

379
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,431
Oh.

380
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,166
I'm a little mad at myself.

381
00:14:06,202 --> 00:14:07,868
I just made so many mistakes.

382
00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:08,969
Oh, God. Please.

383
00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:11,639
Listen, marriage is tough.

384
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:14,642
No, I mean, if we had
broken up on-camera,

385
00:14:14,677 --> 00:14:16,043
I'd have my own show right now.

386
00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:17,778
Huh. Yeah, I wasn't talking
about the show, though.

387
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,580
I just... I'm talking about you.

388
00:14:19,615 --> 00:14:21,081
Like, how do you feel?

389
00:14:21,117 --> 00:14:23,350
I feel like you're
kind of bumming me out.

390
00:14:23,386 --> 00:14:26,213
Oh. I was just trying... No, it's
okay. It's okay. I'm gonna use it.

391
00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:27,713
Oh. For... What are you gonna...

392
00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:29,323
Sad selfie with my lunch.

393
00:14:30,259 --> 00:14:32,660
# GettingRealWithSis.

394
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:34,762
# Emotions.

395
00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:36,964
# HamburgerLife.

396
00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:39,433
#  MaybeWeShouldStop UsingOurPhones.

397
00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:40,768
Oh, why? Are you running out of battery?

398
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:41,702
- No.
- Okay.

399
00:14:41,737 --> 00:14:42,836
I just... I wanted to talk...

400
00:14:42,872 --> 00:14:45,475
You know, hear what you've been up to.

401
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,784
What do you do when you're not working?

402
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:47,785
Not working?

403
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,454
Fam, I'm always working.

404
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,356
- Really?
- I mean, Twitter... that's work.

405
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,690
Snapchat... that's work.

406
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,160
Okay, well, besides all
that, like, what do you love?

407
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,096
What lights a fire underneath you?

408
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,230
Hmm.

409
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,600
- I think what I really love right now...
- Yeah?

410
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,837
... is that Eriq La
Salle is right behind you.

411
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,171
- Oh.
- What?!

412
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,373
Aah!

413
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,608
Sad selfie with Eriq La
Salle in the background.

414
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,464
Oh, my God.

415
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,179
♪  SoulGlow. ♪ ER.

416
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,981
# Wow.

417
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,349
# Wow... That's good.

418
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,318
- Oh.
- #Wow.

419
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,855
I hate my sister.

420
00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:27,679
Junior and I went our separate ways

421
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,343
so we could both enjoy
"Game of Thrones."

422
00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:31,108
What?

423
00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:32,741
No!

424
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:34,481
Why would he put his guard down?

425
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,419
He really shouldn't be
putting his guard down, huh?

426
00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:47,027
Ohh!

427
00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:48,228
Oh!

428
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,764
- You were right!
- I was right!

429
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,346
- They got together!
- And she betrayed him.

430
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:55,970
Hey, Dad?

431
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:56,770
Hmm?

432
00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:59,384
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

433
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,696
I'm sorry I threw away
all your baby pictures.

434
00:16:01,775 --> 00:16:02,978
- What?
- Yeah, but your mother...

435
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,692
she took them out of the trash.

436
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,997
But they are covered in Bolognese.

437
00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:09,942
- That's okay.
- Mm?

438
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,156
I kind of liked watching
the show with you.

439
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,139
You interrupted a lot, but I get it now.

440
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,240
It's just passion.

441
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,642
And you wanted quiet

442
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,779
so you can concentrate on the magic.

443
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,147
Hey.

444
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,949
You want to finish watching
the show on my 70-inch TV?

445
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,818
Can you put your pants back on?

446
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,387
I'll put on some shorts.

447
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,023
Come on.

448
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,126
I did that.

449
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:42,757
Mom, I know my aura is
coming off sludge brown,

450
00:16:42,929 --> 00:16:44,890
but I am out on Santamonica.

451
00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:46,911
What do you mean you're
out? She's your sister.

452
00:16:46,946 --> 00:16:47,912
But is she?

453
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:49,113
I mean, I can see

454
00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:51,115
how Johan and I are your children,

455
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,717
but I don't get how she is.

456
00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:54,487
Are all of your children the same?

457
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,120
No.

458
00:16:56,155 --> 00:16:57,989
Well, then, neither are mine.

459
00:16:58,024 --> 00:16:59,924
You look at her, you see one thing.

460
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:03,494
I look at her, I see a daughter
who taught me how to text,

461
00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:05,263
who calls her father every day...

462
00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,431
She does? What does
she talk to him about?

463
00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,684
I don't know.

464
00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:09,855
But it gives me a nice break.

465
00:17:09,918 --> 00:17:10,717
Huh.

466
00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,502
And she makes me laugh

467
00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:14,302
when I'm frustrated at physical therapy.

468
00:17:14,365 --> 00:17:16,098
She goes to physical therapy with you?

469
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:16,898
Every week.

470
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:21,236
She is a generous spirit.

471
00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:22,938
Hm.

472
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:24,539
Honey, you...

473
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:26,942
You are an incredibly
accomplished woman.

474
00:17:26,977 --> 00:17:28,210
Thank you.

475
00:17:28,245 --> 00:17:30,112
But that's not why I love you.

476
00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:32,881
I don't love any of you
kids for what you do.

477
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:36,018
I love you because of who you are.

478
00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:38,787
Hm.

479
00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,771
You see what I'm getting at, Rainbow?

480
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:41,935
I do.

481
00:17:41,998 --> 00:17:44,660
Because I want to be very clear

482
00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:47,129
so that we don't have to do this again.

483
00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:48,812
Yes.

484
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,470
Ever again.

485
00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:53,468
Yes, Mommy.

486
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,028
Look at this test.

487
00:18:00,064 --> 00:18:01,997
- A 98?
- Yeah.

488
00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:04,066
Now my teacher says I have potential.

489
00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:06,034
She wants to move me to
a higher reading group.

490
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:07,669
Damn, Gina!

491
00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:11,039
What have I become?

492
00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:14,509
I licked the whiteboard on a dare.

493
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:16,044
It gave me the dia-roo.

494
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,479
Been there.

495
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,914
I hate being silly.

496
00:18:18,949 --> 00:18:20,382
And I hate being serious.

497
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,117
I want to be the one
to lick the whiteboard.

498
00:18:22,152 --> 00:18:23,719
Why are we trying to change?

499
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:24,853
We were good the way we were.

500
00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:26,922
We were great the way we were.

501
00:18:26,957 --> 00:18:29,258
I'm going to eat everything
in the condiment drawer.

502
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:30,459
And I'm gonna check the batteries

503
00:18:30,494 --> 00:18:32,127
on the smoke detectors.

504
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:33,695
Hey, y'all!

505
00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:36,164
"Rich Wives" season
4, August 20th. Watch.

506
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,432
Bye!

507
00:18:37,468 --> 00:18:42,204
Hey, I just wanted to come
down here to tell you that I...

508
00:18:42,239 --> 00:18:46,055
I know I can come off a little bit judgy

509
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,440
about how you live your life,

510
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:49,475
and I just want you to know that
I'm not gonna do that anymore.

511
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,511
It's done.

512
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,346
Okay. Thanks.

513
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:56,049
Your path is different
from the one that I chose,

514
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:58,251
but your path is your path.

515
00:18:58,286 --> 00:19:00,820
I feel exactly the same way.

516
00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:02,422
Oh, okay. Good.

517
00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:03,389
- Ohh!
- Aww!

518
00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:05,291
I would never choose your path.

519
00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:07,827
What's wrong with my path?

520
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:10,272
- You chose to go to school
for an extra 20 years.

521
00:19:10,288 --> 00:19:10,927
I'm a doctor.

522
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,732
- You drive a minivan.
- I'm a mother.

523
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:14,567
You have a regular table at Chipotle.

524
00:19:14,602 --> 00:19:16,269
I love Chipotle.

525
00:19:16,304 --> 00:19:17,236
Wow.

526
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:18,438
I just don't understand

527
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:20,907
how two people can be
related and be so different.

528
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,209
You guys, you guys, you
guys! My baby birds hatched.

529
00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:25,178
Oh, my God.

530
00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:26,512
Our family.

531
00:19:26,548 --> 00:19:27,747
- Mm. Yeah.
- What'd I do?

532
00:19:27,782 --> 00:19:29,415
Besides wage a holy war against sleeves?

533
00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:31,284
I run hot. You know that.

534
00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,986
- I get it from Mom.
- Oh, speaking of Mom,

535
00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:36,644
did you know that she
taught Mom how to text?

536
00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:37,934
- Oh! That was you?
- Mm-hmm.

537
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,269
Well, you forgot to tell her

538
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,404
that not everything
needs black prayer hands.

539
00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:42,472
- Right?!
- Yeah.

540
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:43,873
"I think I'm gonna learn
how to play the piano.

541
00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:45,241
Black prayer hands."

542
00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:47,944
"My jam just came on at the dry
cleaners. Black prayer hands."

543
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,646
- Ooh! Her and that jam.
- No.

544
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:51,581
We have to get her to stop saying "jam."

545
00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:54,951
And doing that dance that she
does every time she hears it. Oof.

546
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,519
Uh, you mean this one?

547
00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,288
- Oh, my God, she's doing it.
- No. Don't. Oh.

548
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,457
Oh, that is so accurate. You... You...
Why do you do that so well, Santamonica?

549
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,926
- It's so good.
- I'm her daughter.

550
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,694
Okay, I'm doing it. I'm
going in. I'm going in.

551
00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:07,063
Wait. I want to... Oh, my God.

552
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,966
Oh, yeah, this is what
Mom taught me. I got this.

553
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,334
That's my jam!

554
00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:12,535
Oh!

555
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,473
♪ I can feel it when you walk ♪

556
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,742
There it is.

557
00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:21,210
Come on, Mom.

558
00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:23,413
Work it, girl. Work it, girl.

559
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,848
- Come on. Come on.
- Huh? Go, Mom. Unh! Unh!

560
00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,818
Okay, give it a shimmy.

561
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:29,986
♪ Just like I do ♪

562
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,821
The beautiful thing about family

563
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,557
is that no matter how different you are,

564
00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:37,527
there are always things you share.

565
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,363
I'm talking about my blood family,

566
00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:42,609
not these weirdos.

567
00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:55,774
In the game of shoes, I'm a 13 1/2.

568
00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:58,076
Bam! Use your imagination.

569
00:20:58,112 --> 00:20:59,578
I'm a great mom...

570
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:02,714
and a bad mother.

571
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,383
I'm not sure I'm part of this family,

572
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:07,419
but they're paying for my school, so...

573
00:21:07,454 --> 00:21:08,553
I may be a Junior,

574
00:21:08,589 --> 00:21:11,656
but next year, I'll be a senior.

575
00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:12,991
I'm Jack.

576
00:21:14,628 --> 00:21:17,529
I'm Diane, and I don't want to be here.

577
00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:18,730
We're the Johnsons.

578
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:20,031
Ain't nobody got time for this.

579
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:24,215
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