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At home, I'm just a regular guy.

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I drink my coffee,
tousle a child's hair,

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kiss my beautiful wife goodbye,

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and then I'm off to my
job in the big city.

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But around here...

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I'm a superhero.

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And so what if I can't
catch bullets, fly,

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or do an unassisted pull-up?

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I'm working on that. It's very hard.

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Okay.

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The important thing is,
I can do something better.

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I really know black people,

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and I know what they want.

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And that's a real superpower.

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Black consumers will spend
around $1.2 trillion this year.

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If we were a country,
that spending power

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would make us the 15th
largest GDP in the world.

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Right after Spain and just
before Mexico is Blackonia...

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A glorious nation with no credit checks,

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the colors of the flag
are gold and platinum,

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and the national anthem
is "Girlfriend" by Pebbles.

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♪ Girlfriend

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White people trust me to tell them

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about black people and what they want.

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And that's why there's
a huge opportunity

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for your beverages in the urban market.

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And I've lined up just
the talent to help us.

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Rich Youngsta!

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Yo, what's up, white people?
I'm gonna need a big-ass check.

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♪

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I'm afraid I don't know who you are.

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I'm so glad someone else said it first.

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Oh, my God! [Bleep] [Bleep] [Bleep]

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Rich Youngsta!

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- One for the 'gram?
- Oh, okay, everybody. He's legit.

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Charlie's Instagram only features people

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that have been on the cover of Essence

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the magazine.

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Rich Youngsta is a famous rapper.

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Well, in that case, outstanding!

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Welcome to the team, Mr. Youngsta.

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Okay. And hugging. Nice.

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Go lock my office. Copy that.

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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
~ www.addic7ed.com ~

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Hey, guys, it's almost dinnertime.

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How does pasta sound?

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Depends. What shape
noodles are we talking?

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Penne.

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- You know I'm off tubes.
- Oh, right.

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- I want grilled cheese.
- Okay.

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I'm gluten-free and not doing
dairy every other Monday.

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And here we go.

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Can my pasta be a hamburger?

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I'll have a hamburger
with cheese, but no meat.

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And can the bun be regular bread
grilled in a pan with butter?

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That's a grilled cheese, dude.

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I thought I was being subtle.

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It's fine. Let's just order in.

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Maybe order in a backbone.

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It's one dinner, Bow, for everyone.

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- That's how it's done.
- Not here.

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Ooh. Does Chinese sound good?

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You guys do whatever you want.

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I'm just gonna get my
own thing from Umami.

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Ooh, I want Urth Café.

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They don't deliver.

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- I'll just do Postmates.
- Ooh.

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Have them do a second stop at Sugarfish.

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Sushi, hamburgers, Chinese.

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Which place delivers good parenting?

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Failure.

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You know, it's not
every day that a client

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wants to put this much
money into a campaign.

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How much money are they talking?

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Enough for me to pack
up and leave my family?

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I'll do it.

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Charlie, you don't have to do that.

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No, no, I'm gonna do it.

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Just tell me how much money it is later.

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You know, all we have to do now
is introduce Uvo to the world.

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It's not just for New Year's or mimosas.

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Drink it anytime.

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I put it on my bagels and my oatmeal.

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What? It makes everything better.

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Everything? What about my divorce?

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Just put some Uvo on it.

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Hmm.

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What about those gym shoes?

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Put a gang of Uvo on them.

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Unh-unh. Drown them in Uvo.

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These are orthopedic.

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Ooh, w-what about driving a hooptie?

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Put some Uvo on it.

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Your girl's hair won't grow?

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Put some Uvo on it!

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Mm! Hey, fellas, I think we
onto something right now.

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We just put some Uvo
on the Uvo campaign.

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My check is gonna be so huge.

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And this is good because?

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- Because why?
- 'Cause I love that money.

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Ah.

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So Rich Youngsta and I
cut together a demo.

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It was met with mixed reactions.

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Some people loved it,
and some people really loved it.

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Dre! Dre! Dre! Dre!

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That is outstanding!

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- Wow!
- I pulled a muscle pumping my fist.

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And you know Charlie helped, too!

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Charlie!

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Charlie.

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Based on these guys' reactions,

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I could tell this might be huge.

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"Put some Uvo on it" was going
to be my "Snap, Crackle, Pop."

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I couldn't wait to show the family.

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All right, family. Good news.

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We gonna be rich!

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Whoo!

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Bad news, y'all ain't gonna
be able to live up to this.

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Because my shoes are just
way too big to fill.

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What if I wrap my feet in newspapers?

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Aw, buddy.

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All right, guys,
feast your eyes on this.

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All right.

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Yo, Rich Youngsta,
I'm not feeling these pancakes.

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Put some Uvo on it.

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Word!

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New Uvo!

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

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♪ You know

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Ahhhh

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Ahhhh

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Ahhhhh

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Drink it straight with no chaser ♪

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♪ Liquor got the party lit

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♪ She got the way that
it's makin' her feel ♪

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♪ You wanna get faded,
girl, come over here ♪

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Ahhhh

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Just that Uvo, Uvo

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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Mm!

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So what'd y'all think, huh?

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- Yay.
- Huh?

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- Dad?
- Yeah?

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That was so awesome!

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Okay, give it up top, son.

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Yeah, I think I felt feelings.

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I'm actually not embarrassed by you.

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I'm withholding praise.

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Hurts, doesn't it?

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Actually, it does.

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Oh, my God. I-I'm so sorry, Dad.

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You should be. I-I don't
know why I did that.

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I-I love the commercial, and I love you.

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We should have lunch together,
just us, on me.

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Yeah. Thank you. Okay, Bow?

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Yeah? Mama? Can I get my praise?

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Um, magnificent. Really something.

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Yeah, you know what?
Kids, could you excuse us

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so we can tell your father how
proud we are of him in private?

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Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Yeah, and I don't want you guys
to hear all the compliments.

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Yeah.

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What? What? What?

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Dre, he was dancing around,

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giving out chains and sneakers,

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and then he poured
champagne on a black woman

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and turned her white!

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Uh, the intonation of your
compliment sounds weird.

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Ooh, you got us looking like
a bunch of ignorant [bleep]

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Also weird-sounding praise.

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Dre, seriously, you don't
see a problem with that?

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With what everyone who's seen enjoys?

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No, I don't see a problem with that.

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Well, that's the problem.
Let me help you out.

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This is hilarious!

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I mean, I thought Tyler Perry was funny!

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Don't get me wrong,
this is better than Madea,

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but still similar to Madea.

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Like, you could say both of
them in the same breath.

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It's like, "Oh, have you seen

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the new 'Put Some Uvo On It' ad?"

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"Yeah, I did. It's funny in the
exact same way that Madea is funny."

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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♪ Put some Uvo on it

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- Still cool?
- ♪ Put some Uvo on it

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- ♪ Put some Uvo on it
- Mm-hmm.

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♪ Ooh, put some Uvo on it ♪

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♪ Ooh, put some Uvo on it ♪

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So, Dre, how did that feel,

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having Janine laugh at your commercial?

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The same woman whose "Welcome
to the neighborhood" basket

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was a mixed dark-meat
bucket from Popeye's.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Pretty good.
- Really, Dre?

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Because it felt really uncomfortable

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for me to watch her laugh at that.

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Never thought I'd see this day.

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My son's a Stepin Fetchit!

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What?!

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- Mm-hmm.
- How am I Stepin Fetchit?

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He sold out his whole race
just to be in the damn movies,

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with all that mumbling and
shuffling and carrying on.

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Yeah, you know what, Dre?
You a like a Stepin Fetchit...

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Really?

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"whose popular character dubbed

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"the laziest man in the
world" set the blueprint

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for the 'coon archetype'

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and perpetuated an
abysmal representation

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of the African-American
post-Reconstruction.

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- He was denounced by the NAACP...
- Mm-hmm.

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- And found himse..."
- Okay, Bow. Okay.

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I know who Lincoln Perry is, all right?

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But what you're not reading
off the Internet...

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- Mm-hmm.
- Is that he was the first black actor

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to earn $1 million.

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"The first black actor to
get an on-screen credit,

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as he broke down Hollywood
barriers at a time

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when roles for us
weren't that plentiful.

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- And he was a philanthropist, giving..."
- Okay, okay, okay.

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- Okay. All right.
- Yes. Uh-huh.

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- Are you defending him, Dre?
- I...

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All I'm saying is that without
Lincoln Perry paving the way,

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we might not have a Denzel.

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And all I'm saying is,
without Stepin Fetchit,

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I might be comfortable napping
in front of white folk.

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- What?
- Eh.

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So disappointed with you, baby.

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Okay. It's easy for
you to criticize now,

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but that man did what he
had to do with what he had.

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Just like I'm trying to do.

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Just like Tyler Perry is trying to do.

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You want to make me feel
bad that my commercial

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is mentioned in the same
breath as Tyler Perry.

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Uh, yeah. Kind of.

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Well, I don't,

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and he's the perfect example
of the double standard.

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If Adam Sandler makes a movie
that the critics don't love,

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he's not accused of bringing
down all Jewish people.

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I promise you that if Josh
were to make that commercial

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with Justin Bieber,
he would win all kinds of awards.

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And good for him, Dre.

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But you have a different burden.

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As a black man in advertising,

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Dre, you can't mess around
with stuff like this.

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As a black man in advertising,
I don't get the opportunities,

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so I got to go for it.

255
00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:07,636
And... And we're very proud of you, Dre.

256
00:10:07,671 --> 00:10:10,606
'Cause this is...

257
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,442
Look...

258
00:10:13,476 --> 00:10:17,079
I just want the freedom as an artist

259
00:10:17,113 --> 00:10:19,315
to tell the stories that I need to tell.

260
00:10:19,349 --> 00:10:21,283
Oh, my God. Okay.

261
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:27,490
Dre, you had a man pour
champagne down his crotch.

262
00:10:27,591 --> 00:10:31,093
♪

263
00:10:31,127 --> 00:10:33,762
Nice work, Vincent van Sellout.

264
00:10:33,797 --> 00:10:37,766
Few artists are understood
in their lifetime, Bow!

265
00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,569
Just like Kanye!

266
00:10:44,674 --> 00:10:45,641
Oh!

267
00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:47,076
Hey, I knew you were busy,

268
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,178
so I made dinner for my grandbabies.

269
00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:51,847
Wow. That is so nice.
I was just gonna order piz...

270
00:10:51,881 --> 00:10:54,316
And if you pay attention,

271
00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:56,852
you might learn how to
raise them properly.

272
00:10:56,886 --> 00:11:01,323
Kids, come on! It's dinnertime.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

273
00:11:01,358 --> 00:11:03,959
- Wait.
- You made dinner already?

274
00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:05,861
But we didn't tell you what we want.

275
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:08,430
Uh, that's because I
don't care what you want.

276
00:11:08,465 --> 00:11:12,668
You see, kids, in my day,
there was only one thing to eat.

277
00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:15,504
And if we didn't like it,
we had to sit at the table

278
00:11:15,538 --> 00:11:17,006
until we learned to like it.

279
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:22,811
So, tonight, we're eating
meatloaf, squash, or...

280
00:11:22,846 --> 00:11:24,380
nothing.

281
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:25,981
But I don't like meatloaf.

282
00:11:26,016 --> 00:11:27,283
Do you like nothing?

283
00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:28,851
Well, is the meatloaf organic?

284
00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,853
Not as organic as nothing.

285
00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:32,788
- Come on, Grandma.
- I really had a taste for sushi.

286
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:36,525
Then help yourself to
a spicy nothing roll.

287
00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,461
Okay, in all seriousness,
I'm allergic to squash.

288
00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:41,664
Then I suggest you get
comfortable at that table.

289
00:11:41,698 --> 00:11:45,467
Because in my day,
there was no food allergies.

290
00:11:45,502 --> 00:11:47,569
Junior actually is allergic.

291
00:11:47,604 --> 00:11:50,372
People only say they're allergic
to things they don't like.

292
00:11:50,407 --> 00:11:52,708
Like how I told Davis
I'm allergic to latex.

293
00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:55,911
Come on, Grandma. I'm practically a man.

294
00:11:55,945 --> 00:11:58,380
You're not really gonna
make me stay at the table

295
00:11:58,415 --> 00:11:59,415
like a little kid.

296
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,354
I should eat this and die.

297
00:12:05,388 --> 00:12:07,189
Then she'll be sorry.

298
00:12:07,223 --> 00:12:08,824
What are you doing?

299
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,426
Why are you still sitting here?

300
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:13,228
Grandma won't let me leave the
table until my plate is clean.

301
00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:15,030
- Oh, come on.
- Where have you been?

302
00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:16,765
- What?
- I've been trying to call you

303
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,734
through the psychic
bond you told me we had

304
00:12:18,768 --> 00:12:20,402
when I was too scared to go to camp.

305
00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,705
Oh, yes.

306
00:12:22,739 --> 00:12:24,606
That is totally real.

307
00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:27,609
And I... I felt you tugging on my soul.

308
00:12:27,644 --> 00:12:29,345
That's why I came downstairs.

309
00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:31,280
You must be starving, sweetie.

310
00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:33,282
I'm gonna make you something
that's not gonna kill you.

311
00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:34,850
- Weak!
- What?

312
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,919
You're weak, Rainbow.

313
00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:39,621
- Where the...
- And you begat weak,

314
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:41,423
allergy-ridden children.

315
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,125
Leave my mother alone!

316
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:44,126
Thank you, sweetheart.

317
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,228
Uh, oop. Nosebleed.

318
00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:47,571
- See?
- Oh.

319
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:48,864
Okay, sweetie.

320
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:52,034
♪

321
00:12:59,976 --> 00:13:03,112
I see you have
that sweet Escalade outside.

322
00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,447
I was wondering if you could
help me move this weekend.

323
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,883
But before you answer,
yes, there are stairs,

324
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,119
and I'm moving because I'm in danger.

325
00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:12,721
Yeah, sure. Just text me.

326
00:13:12,756 --> 00:13:14,256
I... I don't have your number.

327
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,959
Yeah, you too, bro.

328
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,927
Ha ha! Rich Youngsta!

329
00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,062
Yo, man, yo.

330
00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:23,665
I showed my agents the commercial.

331
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,566
- Yeah.
- They flipped.

332
00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:26,435
They were talking about
more sponsorship,

333
00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:29,171
film stuff, guest starring
on "Sesame Street."

334
00:13:29,205 --> 00:13:30,205
With Elmo?

335
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,342
With all of those furry,
fuzzy [bleep] [bleep] man!

336
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:36,278
Ah, Man! I knew this
was gonna blow up, man!

337
00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:38,013
My wife didn't know what
she was talking about.

338
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:39,615
Called me a sellout.

339
00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:40,816
Should have put some Uvo on her.

340
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,484
I should have put some Uvo on her.

341
00:13:44,988 --> 00:13:46,955
Yeah, man, you know,
they say you ain't really made it

342
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:47,723
until you got some haters.

343
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:50,025
Well, I got haters.

344
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:53,762
The girl twin. Malia Obama.
Mississippi. Siri.

345
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:54,963
The guys that's after me.

346
00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:55,964
You know what they say,

347
00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:58,600
you're nobody till everybody
wants to hurt you.

348
00:13:58,635 --> 00:14:00,602
Charlie, nobody says that.

349
00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:01,937
Okay, Dre.

350
00:14:07,811 --> 00:14:11,380
Look at my children,
just happily eating the dinner

351
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:13,849
that their pregnant doctor-mother made.

352
00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:15,884
I'm not saying I'm a hero,

353
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,987
but if there were to be
a statue made of me,

354
00:14:19,022 --> 00:14:21,490
it would look like this.

355
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:23,525
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.

356
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,562
'Cause you made one dish
that everybody's eating

357
00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:27,996
and you didn't bribe them?

358
00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:28,997
She didn't have to.

359
00:14:29,032 --> 00:14:29,998
This is delicious.

360
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:32,067
Thank you. Are you surprised, Ruby?

361
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:34,803
I mean, I made them a
vegetable lasagna with love

362
00:14:34,838 --> 00:14:39,007
and a little elbow grease and
a whole lot of mushrooms.

363
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,342
I don't eat mushrooms.

364
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:43,812
You don't eat mushrooms?

365
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:45,147
- What?
- You don't say?

366
00:14:45,181 --> 00:14:47,649
You know I don't eat mushrooms.

367
00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,585
Yes, I do.

368
00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:52,654
Grandma, if you're not gonna eat this,
then check the microwave.

369
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:53,856
Why? What's in there?

370
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:54,823
Nothing.

371
00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:56,058
Oh!

372
00:14:56,092 --> 00:14:57,159
Oh, yeah!

373
00:14:57,193 --> 00:14:58,160
Boom!

374
00:14:58,194 --> 00:14:59,061
That's my boy.

375
00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:01,830
Well played, well played.

376
00:15:01,865 --> 00:15:04,433
Wait. Uh, Grandma, I thought
you said that in your day,

377
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,901
there was only one thing to eat.

378
00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:07,336
And if you didn't like it,

379
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,104
then you had to sit there until you did.

380
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,138
Yeah. I remember her saying that.

381
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:12,541
Well, sweetie, that rule
only applies to children.

382
00:15:12,575 --> 00:15:14,743
Oh, yes, but, Ruby,

383
00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,178
I just think we owe it to the children

384
00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:18,080
to lead by example.

385
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,921
You'll never break me!

386
00:15:25,955 --> 00:15:28,924
You hear me?! I'll die here!

387
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,926
Prove it, Ruby!

388
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,864
My commercial hadn't even aired,

389
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:38,100
and it was already paying off.

390
00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:41,970
Oh, guess who got the Stevens & Lido box

391
00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:43,305
at the STAPLES Center tonight?

392
00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:45,908
- Nice. Let's see.
- Uh! Sorry. You're not going.

393
00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:48,043
These tickets are reserved
for people who believe in me.

394
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,111
How did you find someone?

395
00:15:49,145 --> 00:15:50,112
My children.

396
00:15:50,146 --> 00:15:52,047
- Oh.
- Children!

397
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,248
Come hither!

398
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,617
♪ Oh, put some Uvo on it

399
00:15:55,652 --> 00:15:57,219
Oh, no. I got a "D"?

400
00:15:57,253 --> 00:15:59,054
Put some Uvo on it.

401
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,089
Jack, knock it off.

402
00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:02,591
Twin sister talking back?

403
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,159
Put some Uvo on it.

404
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:05,707
- Jack!
- ♪ Oh

405
00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:08,297
Stop.

406
00:16:08,331 --> 00:16:11,099
What? I was just putting some Uvo on it.

407
00:16:14,337 --> 00:16:16,138
Penny for your thoughts?

408
00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:22,586
I had created a phenomenon.

409
00:16:22,596 --> 00:16:25,147
"Put some Uvo on it" was
going to be the next thing

410
00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:26,857
you hated to hear frat boys say.

411
00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,359
Hey, guys. I just want
to give you a heads-up.

412
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:30,127
♪ Put some Uvo on it

413
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:31,929
No. I need you to know that...

414
00:16:31,964 --> 00:16:33,898
♪ That you're gonna put some Uvo on it ♪

415
00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:34,765
♪ Put some Uvo on it

416
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,767
Stevens, I made some changes to the...

417
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:39,103
- Hold on one second.
- Hey, Jared. Welcome, welcome.

418
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:40,705
Hey, let me tell you,

419
00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:43,908
you're about to get your world
rocked by this man right here.

420
00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:46,077
Spoiler alert... he put some Uvo on it.

421
00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:48,279
- ♪ Put some Uvo on it ♪
- He put some Uvo on it

422
00:16:48,313 --> 00:16:49,977
- All right.
- Thank you, guys, for coming in.

423
00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:51,287
Now, please, please, have a seat.

424
00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:53,322
I think you're gonna be very pleased

425
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:55,324
with what we've put
together for you today.

426
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,893
Take a look at the screen.

427
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:01,764
♪ The biz, the business

428
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:04,133
- What?
- ♪ 3:00 in the morning

429
00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:05,334
What is this?

430
00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:07,570
Dre, nobody's putting Uvo on anything.

431
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:09,138
Okay, well, we thought
about it, all right,

432
00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:11,574
and we decided to go in
a different direction.

433
00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:12,608
- What?
- Thought about what?

434
00:17:12,643 --> 00:17:15,778
I might have helped,
but I'm gonna wait and see

435
00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:17,079
how this all goes down.

436
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:17,847
♪ All night

437
00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:19,649
♪ So right, girl

438
00:17:19,683 --> 00:17:21,984
♪ Girl, act like you know me

439
00:17:22,019 --> 00:17:23,186
♪ All night

440
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,687
♪ Don't you be on that bull

441
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:27,123
♪ All night

442
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:30,126
♪ All night

443
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,295
Uvo. Taste the good life.

444
00:17:32,329 --> 00:17:35,298
All right, guys. That's it.

445
00:17:35,332 --> 00:17:38,234
So, what do you think?

446
00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:49,312
Ruby, my victory strut does not
work if you're not watching.

447
00:17:49,346 --> 00:17:52,281
You want me to tell you
that you won, is that it?

448
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:54,016
Yes. That would be very nice.

449
00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:55,084
Okay.

450
00:17:56,753 --> 00:17:59,188
Come on, Ruby. I never get to win.

451
00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:02,692
Winning's an ugly color on you.

452
00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:05,228
- So is red.
- Wha...

453
00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:09,198
You know what, Ruby?
You started this whole thing.

454
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:12,468
You told me I was a
bad parent, a failure!

455
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:14,470
Yeah, and all those
things are true, too.

456
00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:16,806
- N...
- You make those kids whatever they want.

457
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,207
You let them order out

458
00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:20,643
and now they don't want
any of my cooking.

459
00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:24,013
Wait. This is about you?

460
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:25,815
Rainbow, after all this time,

461
00:18:25,849 --> 00:18:29,018
you should know, it's always about me.

462
00:18:29,052 --> 00:18:31,554
Cooking was the only
thing I had around here,

463
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,489
the thing that made me feel good.

464
00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:35,424
And you took that away from me.

465
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:36,359
Oh, my goodness. Ruby.

466
00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:39,061
Cooking's my main
connection to these kids.

467
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:41,230
I'm not interested in
their emotional lives

468
00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:42,331
or what they do at school.

469
00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:44,767
Well, why didn't you just
tell me that you need this?

470
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,335
- I don't need this!
- Okay.

471
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,204
I don't need anything, Rainbow!

472
00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:49,171
Okay, okay.

473
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:54,277
Well, um, uh, if... if
you would like to do

474
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:57,079
a little more
of the cooking around here,

475
00:18:57,114 --> 00:18:59,415
I would really appreciate that.

476
00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:01,017
Because you're a failure?

477
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,956
S-Sure. Sure.

478
00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:08,925
- I knew it.
- Mm-hmm.

479
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:11,060
You're barely hanging on.

480
00:19:11,094 --> 00:19:13,696
I'm the one that's keeping
those babies alive.

481
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,264
Yeah.

482
00:19:15,299 --> 00:19:20,369
Yeah. This isn't quite the
way I saw any of this going.

483
00:19:20,404 --> 00:19:22,038
Whoo.

484
00:19:22,072 --> 00:19:25,341
So... what'd they think of the new ad?

485
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:27,576
They thought...

486
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:31,948
- They loved it!
- Ahh! Really?

487
00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:34,216
They said it was elegant, tasteful,

488
00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:35,284
and perfect for their product.

489
00:19:35,319 --> 00:19:37,920
So, they didn't miss the
part where you changed

490
00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:40,556
the loud-mouthed black woman
for the doting white woman?

491
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,758
No, but I'm starting to miss it now.

492
00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:44,727
Very funny.

493
00:19:44,761 --> 00:19:47,196
All right, look, Bow, you were right.

494
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:51,567
That's two wins today. Two!

495
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:54,003
You're such a good, good girl.

496
00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:54,837
I'm sorry. What were you saying?

497
00:19:54,871 --> 00:19:56,772
I was saying that I was caught up

498
00:19:56,807 --> 00:20:00,009
because I made a very funny
video and I was proud of myself.

499
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:01,110
Mm.

500
00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:02,845
But somewhere along the way,

501
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,514
I forgot that I was a
black man in America,

502
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,450
and I don't get to play
by the same rules.

503
00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:10,686
Dre, you have every right

504
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:13,322
to want the same creative
freedom as anybody else.

505
00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:15,324
Yeah, but then I saw Jack,

506
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:18,594
and all of a sudden,
I wasn't an ad man anymore.

507
00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:21,263
- I was a father.
- Yeah.

508
00:20:21,298 --> 00:20:23,165
And I have to double and triple think

509
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,633
every depiction of our people.

510
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:27,103
That is a lot of responsibility.

511
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:29,872
Well, hey, babe, with great power

512
00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:31,374
comes great responsibility.

513
00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:32,274
That is true.

514
00:20:32,309 --> 00:20:35,344
That's why I'm kind of like a superhero.

515
00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:36,312
Of course you are.

516
00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:38,481
I have the power to know
what my people want,

517
00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:41,617
but the responsibility to
give them what they need.

518
00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:42,685
Yes, Dre.

519
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,654
And right now, I'm about
to give you what you need.

520
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:47,456
You want to put some Uvo on it?

521
00:20:47,491 --> 00:20:48,290
Uh...

522
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:49,291
Huh? You want to put some Uvo on it?

523
00:20:49,326 --> 00:20:51,193
Baby, y-you're pregnant.
That's a terrible idea.

524
00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:52,061
- Because...
- What?

525
00:20:52,095 --> 00:20:53,295
that stuff gave the actors rashes.

526
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,354
- No!
- Yes.

527
00:20:56,192 --> 00:20:58,865
Junior, have you seen my keys?
I can't find them anywhere.

528
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,600
Actually, I've hidden them in an attempt

529
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,676
to test our psychic bond.

530
00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:05,312
Not now, Junior. There's an
emergency at the hospital.

531
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,480
I do not have time for this.

532
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,082
I knew you were gonna say that!

533
00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:09,417
- What?
- We're halfway there.

534
00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:11,152
Okay, I'm just gonna call an Uber.

535
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,453
I've also hidden your cellphone.

536
00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:13,988
- You did what?
- Come on, Mom.

537
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,023
- No. No.
- You can do... You can do it!

538
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,057
Okay.

539
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:20,494
Are you even trying?

540
00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:24,855
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