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I was 12 going on 13

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first time I saw a dead human being.

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I was also 12 going on 13

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the second time I
saw a dead human being.

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I was 13 going on 14...

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Anyway, you get it. I saw some stuff.

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But that's the thing

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when you grow up in
a situation like that.

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It makes you closer to the people

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you're living through it
with, your crew.

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My boy Sha...

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Lover of carbs, destroyer of property.

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Ronnie was the athlete of the crew.

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T Will was our ladies man.

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Ledarius was the wild card.

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And Tony...

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Tony was the glue, the peacemaker,

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always wanted everybody to be cool.

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In those days you wanted
to be in a crew forever.

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But then you grow up, you lose touch,

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and the calls come less and less

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until one day, you get the call
that you never want to hear.

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Tony's dead.

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What?

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That's two double-doubles,
two fries, and two Cokes.

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A couple more double-doubles.

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And... fries, please?

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And a couple more shakes.

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Chocolate, please.

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Not Tony!

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Man. I can't believe Tony's gone.

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I'm sick of all this violence.

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What violence? He died in his sleep.

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They shot him while he was sleeping?

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Savages!

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No, man, he went to sleep
and just didn't wake up.

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That can happen? That's a thing?

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I sleep... every night, man.

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Hell, sometimes, during the day.

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Look, his mom said the
funeral's Saturday,

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and we're gonna chip
in for some flowers.

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So it'll be $7 apiece.

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What kind of funeral flowers can...

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You know what? Don't worry
about it. I'll get them.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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That's dope.

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I know.

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Eating your feelings.

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Classic stage one... denial.

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This is not the time, son.

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Okay, skipping to stage two. Anger.

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I don't know if you know this,
but I'm going for

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my peer-counseling
certification at school.

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Of all the people,
why would you test me?

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I need you to share your pain

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and sign my grief log.

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10 hours of hands-on training,

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and I can walk into
any YMCA in the world

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and set up shizz-op.

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Sports, girls, drugs...

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None of this interests you, huh?

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Okay, okay.

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Death can be hard to understand.

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Sorry about your friend Tommy.

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- Tony.
- Tony.

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That's my bad.

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It's why it's called "training."

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Note to self... triple-check
name of deceased.

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Tony's dead.

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Tony is the one that's dead.

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Dad's friend Tony is gone forever.

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Tony... dead Tony.

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R.I.P. Tony.

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Tony, Tony, Tony.

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Whoo, here it is!

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Jesus truly is everywhere.

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Thank you for making this sweet
potato pie for me, Grandma.

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- This is gonna kill at the bake sale.
- Oh, honey!

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Bake sale?

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Wait. Why... Why didn't you
ask me to make you something?

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It's a bake sale, not a bake throwaway.

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Oh, my God! Grandma's pie!

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Diane! Diane! Grandma's pie!

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Come look at Jesus.

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Okay, guys, guys. This is Zoey's pie.

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But I can make you a snack.

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Who wants celery?

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Is she serious?

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Mom, ask that again.

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Say it out loud.

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Okay, you know I can make things
other than celery, right?

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I can bake. I can fry.

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I can use a, uh, uh, a pressure cooker.

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Point to the toaster.

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- The t...
- The toaster. Where's the toaster?

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- Th... It is...
- Yep. Uh-huh.

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Hey, hey. She doesn't know where is.

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Mom's a working anesthesiologist.

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She doesn't have time
to bake snack pies.

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Thank you, Zoey.

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Or do arts and crafts,

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- or iron our clothes adequately...
- What?

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Or make food that makes
people generally happy.

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Okay, that's enough,
that's enough, that's enough.

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No, I honestly think it's cool

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- that you don't know how to do anything.
- What?!

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You're not asking the question
"Can women have it all?"

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You're answering.

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- No. They can't.
- No.

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- Really, Zoey?
- Yeah.

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Okay, fine.

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You know what? From now on,
if you guys need anything, ask me.

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Okay? Me.

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- Got it.
- Okay.

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- Um, Mom?
- Yes?

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Can you ask Grandma to
make some more pie?

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Now, for anyone who's never
been to a funeral in the hood,

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no one does it like we do.

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And that's probably a good thing.

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Tony Thompson...

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may your spirit soar
high like this dove.

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They could at least turn
the ceiling fan off.

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♪ Let me lick you up and down ♪

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♪ Till you say stop ♪

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♪ Let me play with your body, baby ♪

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♪ Make you real hot ♪

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Oh! Why?!

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You sure know how to stretch 35 bucks.

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Thank you, Sha.

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- Andre.
- Grandma!

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Pops didn't say you were gonna be here.

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Oh, your father's a heavy drinker, baby.

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- It's in the blood.
- Yes, it is.

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- I pray for you, Dre.
- Mm-hmm.

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Bar's open.

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Ah, okay. Don't get too happy, now.

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Hollywood Dre.

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T Will! Ah! Good to see you, man.

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You looking clean, boy.
What kind of suit is that?

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Uh, well, you know, I don't even know.

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Gucci?

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Uh... Damn!

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Look, man, it was just a gift.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, how you doing?

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- I'm great, man. Just had twins.
- Oh!

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Well, not twins twins,

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but I did have two
babies at the same time

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from two different women.

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- That's kind of like twins.
- Right?

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I guess congratulations.

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Ha!

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Ledarius!

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Come on, man. Look at you.

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Aw, you know I look awful.

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I wasn't gonna say it.

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Hey, man, what's going on?

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I can't call it, man,

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but I do got this new cement business.

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I'm killing the hood with it.

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I'm doing everything...

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Sidewalks, driveways, walkways,

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which are sidewalks
mixed with driveways.

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- Did you know that?
- Okay.

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You know that new stadium
the Rams are building?

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Yeah.

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- I'm not part of that.
- Ah.

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Ronnie! Mm!

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You didn't want to dress up?

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I... You are dressed up.

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- Yeah, this is new.
- Yeah.

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And just like that,
after too much time away,

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I was back with my crew.

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♪ Let me lick you up and down ♪

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♪ Till you say stop ♪

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♪ Doo-o-o-o ♪

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♪ Let me play with your body, baby ♪

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♪ Make you real hot ♪

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- ♪ Oo-o-h ♪
- Yeah, we got it!

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Well, on that one, we got to go.

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Strong move on them flowers, Dre.

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Oh, man. It was Tony. Had to be done.

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Guess we'll see you at
the next funeral, Dre.

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Yeah, let's be honest...

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It's probably gonna be
somebody from my family.

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Or me.

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Yeah, it's probably gonna be you, dawg.

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You didn't have to say it that fast.

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Okay, hey, look.

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I don't want to have to wait
till the next person's funeral.

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Next week...

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- let's watch the game at my house.
- Word?

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- Bring it thugh, man.
- All right. Cool.

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All right, let's do that.

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- That's what we gonna do.
- Indeed.

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Barbecue going and everything?

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Yeah, everything. We cooking everything.

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- Yo, Dre.
- Mm?

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How was the repass?

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Oh, man, it was cool. Thanks.

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You... You? I-I'll take this one.

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Uh, what's a "repass"?

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Are you kidding me right now?

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It's when everybody gets together

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after the funeral with some food.

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- Oh, a wake.
- Oh! A wake.

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Well, we call it a repass.

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You guys just have to put rims
on everything, don't you?

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You know what? I'm feeling
too good right now

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to let you bring me down with
your daily dose of racism.

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I went home this weekend.

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Ohh. Ohh. Wha?

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To the ghetto?

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You weren't scared?

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I went to a concert once at The Forum

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and immediately canceled
all my credit cards.

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Not gonna get to me,
because it was beautiful.

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And even better because I got
to help the family a little.

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Oh, you paid for the funeral.
That's very classy, Dre.

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And it's a tax write-off.

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Well, not all of it.

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- Did you pay for half?
- Not quite.

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But you are gonna take care

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of the financial needs
of the widow, right?

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I bought the flowers.

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Good God, Dre.

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Flowers are just another
thing that will die on them.

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I guess I could've did a little more.

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You got to step your game up, Dre.

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Put your crew on your back.
Get your Kevin Garnett on.

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Said what? Soccer guy.

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Yep, my turn to bite. My turn to bite.

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What exactly is a "Kevin Garnett"?

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Kevin Garnett was a very
successful black basketball player

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who played for the Boston Celtics.

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It's always a basketball player.

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Took care of his whole childhood crew.

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Called themselves the "O.B.F."...

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"Official Block Family."

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And in case you're wondering...

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They're not accepting no new members.

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A Black Celtic?

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Charlie, you're right.

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I need to start giving back,

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looking out for my crew,
because that's the dream.

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I can tell you without question
that is not the dream.

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You wouldn't understand,

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because when you're the
successful one in your crew...

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Wait, wait, wait. Wait one second. Okay.

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- You're the successful one?
- Yeah.

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Did the bleachers collapse
at your graduation?

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Hey, hey, come on.

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They collapsed at mine.

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- What?
- Hmm?

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Can't believe it's
been 50 years already.

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Where does the time go?

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Charlie was right.

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I did need to step up,
put my crew on my back.

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And what better place than my house?

260
00:09:06,015 --> 00:09:07,781
Hol-ly-wood!

261
00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:09,183
- Nice place you got.
- Thanks, man.

262
00:09:09,285 --> 00:09:10,751
I mean, the patio's a little uneven,

263
00:09:10,853 --> 00:09:12,186
but you knew that.

264
00:09:12,254 --> 00:09:14,588
Uh, I did not.

265
00:09:14,657 --> 00:09:15,856
Maybe you can fix it for me.

266
00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:17,991
Yeah, man, that's the great
thing about cement...

267
00:09:18,094 --> 00:09:19,760
You can pretty much pour it on anything.

268
00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:22,830
Damn, Dre. This house is next level.

269
00:09:22,932 --> 00:09:24,098
How much is your rent?

270
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,600
Uh, well, you know,
uh, normal house rent.

271
00:09:26,702 --> 00:09:28,602
Hey, man, can you turn on the AC?
It's a little toasty in here.

272
00:09:28,704 --> 00:09:29,870
You could take your hoodie off,

273
00:09:29,972 --> 00:09:31,572
but then we'll see that
weird thing on your neck.

274
00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:33,440
Okay, listen. I told you it was nothing.

275
00:09:33,509 --> 00:09:34,541
I mean, what are odds of cancer

276
00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:35,742
hitting four people in one family?

277
00:09:35,811 --> 00:09:37,344
Hey, you know what?
Bow will look at that.

278
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,445
She's got nothing else better to do.

279
00:09:38,514 --> 00:09:40,948
Bow! Jack's hurt! It's bad!

280
00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,449
What happened? What happened?!

281
00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:44,118
No, no, no. He's fine. He's fine!

282
00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,753
- I just need you to look at Ronnie's neck.
- What?!

283
00:09:46,822 --> 00:09:49,456
Baby, please don't embarrass me
in front of my friends, okay?

284
00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:51,325
Ronnie doesn't have a doctor
and he needs your help.

285
00:09:51,427 --> 00:09:52,860
Oh, and where's the checkbook?

286
00:09:52,962 --> 00:09:54,561
Ledarius, he's gonna cement the patio.

287
00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,597
You know what? Can you guys
just excuse us for one second?

288
00:09:56,699 --> 00:09:59,066
I just want to tell Dre
how much I love him.

289
00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:00,801
- Oh, I love you, too, baby.
- I do, 'cause I love you,

290
00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:03,370
and about how much I love
all his choices, and...

291
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,571
- Right here, right?
- Yeah, this is...

292
00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,473
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is insane.

293
00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:10,010
I'm Kevin Garnett,
and they are my O.B.F.

294
00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:11,645
Yo, Dre, this TV is crazy!

295
00:10:11,747 --> 00:10:12,646
It's yours!

296
00:10:12,748 --> 00:10:13,914
N... Wha...

297
00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:15,582
Dre, what are you doing?

298
00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:18,418
I'm saving my crew, damn it!

299
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,722
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

300
00:10:25,829 --> 00:10:27,261
Wow! Good looking out, Dre.

301
00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,163
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

302
00:10:29,199 --> 00:10:30,824
- Huh? What?
- Was that my bike?

303
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:33,468
- Was it?
- Yes! I love that bike.

304
00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:34,703
Bow, you never ride it.

305
00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:37,672
Because I'm pregnant,
and it's been raining.

306
00:10:37,775 --> 00:10:38,740
Make up your mind, Bow.

307
00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:40,609
Either you're pregnant or it's raining.

308
00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:43,111
Dre, why are you giving
away all of our things?

309
00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,646
We can get more things.

310
00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:46,381
I can't get more friends.

311
00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:47,682
They need my help.

312
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:48,850
Well, if this is so important to you,

313
00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:49,918
why have you never done it before?

314
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,486
Because Tony has never died before.

315
00:10:51,588 --> 00:10:52,854
Oh, okay.

316
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,790
- Except for 45 minutes in high school.
- What?

317
00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:56,491
That's when we started
calling him Zombie T.

318
00:10:56,593 --> 00:10:59,327
- But he's never died and stayed died.
- Oh, my God.

319
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:01,229
This is a wake-up call, Bow.

320
00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:03,231
I-I'm making up for lost time.

321
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,901
Okay, your heart is in
the right place, Dre,

322
00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:08,103
but you can't save everybody.

323
00:11:08,205 --> 00:11:09,671
Yeah...

324
00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:14,876
Oh. Oh, Grandma Mabel. Come on in.

325
00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:17,646
Well, hi! What are you doing here?

326
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,114
- I don't know.
- Oh.

327
00:11:19,183 --> 00:11:21,049
- I was watching my stories.
- Mm-hmm?

328
00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:23,952
This man driving a car
with a pink moustache

329
00:11:24,021 --> 00:11:26,621
told me I needed to pack my
things and get over here.

330
00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:28,190
- He looked like he meant business.
- Huh.

331
00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:29,191
So here I am.

332
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:31,793
I sent him, Grandma. You're safe now.

333
00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:34,329
Now, come on, Grandma.
I'm gonna lay you down on this couch

334
00:11:34,431 --> 00:11:35,363
and bring you some hot food.

335
00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:37,165
But I'm not hungry.

336
00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,567
I know, Grandma.

337
00:11:38,669 --> 00:11:40,268
I'll be right back.

338
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:41,636
Look at her.

339
00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:43,205
Poor thing ain't ate in so long

340
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,639
she doesn't even know when she's hungry.

341
00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:45,841
Seriously, Dre?

342
00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:47,576
I had to take her out of
that neighborhood, Bow.

343
00:11:47,644 --> 00:11:50,445
She needs me. They need me.
You wouldn't understand.

344
00:11:50,514 --> 00:11:55,383
I understand that I have your
fifth child in my belly,

345
00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:56,918
and I have no backup plan.

346
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,987
Mnh, baby. Baby, baby,
baby, don't listen to her,

347
00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:00,689
'cause she doesn't understand.

348
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:03,291
This is your family.
You help them however you can.

349
00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,392
Thank you, Ma.

350
00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:05,460
- Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.
- Oh, seriously.

351
00:12:05,562 --> 00:12:06,928
But I hope you're not giving them money.

352
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,030
- Mnh-mnh.
- Stick to the hard goods.

353
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:12,300
No receipts 'cause they'll
just return it for cash.

354
00:12:12,369 --> 00:12:13,435
They're animals.

355
00:12:13,537 --> 00:12:16,004
Mabel, what are you doing here?

356
00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:17,106
I don't know.

357
00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:21,209
Okay, I think we're good.
Come on. Hurry, hurry.

358
00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:22,511
So, Grandma's downstairs.

359
00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:24,379
Her sewing machine is in the garage.

360
00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:25,380
Got it.

361
00:12:25,449 --> 00:12:26,248
- Hey, guys.
- Hey! Hey!

362
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:27,382
What are you guys doing?

363
00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:28,450
Nothing.

364
00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:31,086
Just some big-sister,
little-sister bonding.

365
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:33,155
Cut the crap. What's
that behind your back?

366
00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:36,324
- Oh, um, just a paper. Just a paper.
- Oh, my God.

367
00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:37,692
Oh, look at that...

368
00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:39,995
"Help your kids make a costume
for carbohydrate day."

369
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,097
Do you need a costume?

370
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:42,898
No, she just wa...

371
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,300
Quiet! I'm asking Diane.

372
00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:47,769
Diane, do you need a costume?

373
00:12:48,425 --> 00:12:51,306
I need to be a potato. It's mandatory.

374
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,241
Why? I don't know.

375
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,044
Oh, well, why didn't you ask
your mommy for help, sweetie?

376
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,746
Don't look at Zoey. Look at me.

377
00:12:57,814 --> 00:13:00,315
Did you need a costume?

378
00:13:02,352 --> 00:13:03,051
Mommy...

379
00:13:03,153 --> 00:13:04,152
Yes?

380
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:07,055
Can you please make me a potato costume?

381
00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:09,291
I would love to!

382
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:10,325
When do you need it by?

383
00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:11,126
Tomorrow morning.

384
00:13:11,195 --> 00:13:12,661
Ooh! Okay.

385
00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:14,529
Wow, that's the next morning happening.

386
00:13:14,598 --> 00:13:15,897
I can't order anything online.

387
00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:17,199
You don't need to do it.

388
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,633
No! I want to do it.

389
00:13:18,702 --> 00:13:20,335
I want to do it, okay?

390
00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:21,336
It's no problem.

391
00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,138
I've got this. I'm here for you.

392
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,606
I'm gonna make you a potato!

393
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:25,807
Mommy's got this.

394
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:27,309
I got it.

395
00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:30,145
This is gonna go bad for you.

396
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:32,847
"Operation Save the Hood" was on...

397
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,150
So many people to save, so little time.

398
00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:37,385
Which is why I stopped to pick up Sha

399
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:40,188
and get breakfast, lunch,
and dinner all at once.

400
00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:41,257
Then we got to work...

401
00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:44,159
after a short nap.

402
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,062
I got T Will some diapers
for his version of twins...

403
00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:48,930
Who were more twins than I thought.

404
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:52,000
The moms were sisters who were twins.

405
00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,535
Then it was Ronnie's turn.

406
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:54,703
Not only did I get

407
00:13:54,805 --> 00:13:56,905
his surprisingly benign tumor removed,

408
00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:58,673
I also got him a vasectomy,

409
00:13:58,742 --> 00:14:01,610
'cause let's be honest,
his genes are toxic.

410
00:14:01,712 --> 00:14:04,546
After Ledarius "fixed" my patio,

411
00:14:04,648 --> 00:14:07,515
I realized his cement work
might not be five-star.

412
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,351
Whoa!

413
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:11,052
So I got him a job.

414
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,089
I was like Robin Hood,
but I wasn't stealing.

415
00:14:14,191 --> 00:14:16,091
So I guess I was just a hero...

416
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:19,394
Hero, friend, handsome bastard.

417
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:23,665
Ooh! There's my little potato!

418
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:26,067
Hi! Oh, goodness!

419
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,437
Don't you just love the
imperfect simpleness

420
00:14:29,506 --> 00:14:30,839
of a homemade costume?

421
00:14:30,941 --> 00:14:32,073
I do not.

422
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,109
Oh, come on, honey. You're so silly.

423
00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:36,845
This is what happens when
you ask Mommy to help you.

424
00:14:36,913 --> 00:14:38,913
And now, for my encore,

425
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:42,317
I am gonna help Jack make
a Popsicle-stick pueblo.

426
00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:44,152
Ha! What the hell's a pueblo?

427
00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:45,954
I don't really know.

428
00:14:46,056 --> 00:14:47,522
Something on your mind,

429
00:14:47,591 --> 00:14:49,424
something you'd like to talk about?

430
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:50,692
Look, save it.

431
00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:52,494
I'm not weak like the
rest of the family.

432
00:14:52,596 --> 00:14:53,828
- Weak?
- Mm-hmm.

433
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,096
I'd say it takes strength

434
00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,532
to wear one of Mom's costumes to school.

435
00:14:57,601 --> 00:15:01,102
The humiliation alone
would break most people.

436
00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:02,971
Not me. I was fine.

437
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:04,906
Really? Kids can be pretty mean

438
00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:07,142
with the teasing and the whispering

439
00:15:07,244 --> 00:15:08,410
and the name-calling.

440
00:15:09,546 --> 00:15:11,246
What did they call you?

441
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:14,215
Nothing.

442
00:15:14,284 --> 00:15:16,584
What did they call you, Diane?

443
00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:22,824
They called me "Poo-tato"!

444
00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:27,362
Yes, they did.

445
00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,531
So, I was hanging out
with my crew again,

446
00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:33,201
and I knew they appreciated
everything I did for them.

447
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,769
So, how are those diapers
working out for you?

448
00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:36,938
- Nice, right?
- Uh, yeah.

449
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,440
You know, like diapers.

450
00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:40,875
Cool. No doubt. Life-changing.

451
00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:43,078
Hey, Ronnie. Yo, how's that snip, man?

452
00:15:43,146 --> 00:15:44,913
- Still working out?
- Uh, I guess.

453
00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:46,514
What are you asking me, Dre?

454
00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:48,516
Nothing, you know, just making
sure I took care of you,

455
00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:51,118
'cause you know that's what I do, right?

456
00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:52,887
Hey, look at that waitress. Hmm?

457
00:15:52,989 --> 00:15:54,022
She's sexy as hell, right?

458
00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:56,591
Yeah, but you know what else is sexy?

459
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:57,959
Generosity.

460
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,767
You mean, like, sexual generosity?

461
00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:02,263
That is hella sexy.

462
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,632
No, I mean...

463
00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:08,303
generosity like taking care
of those you came up with.

464
00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:10,305
- Dre, what's up with you, man?
- What?

465
00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:11,773
No, man. Dre's right.

466
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,275
Let's raise 'em up... to a great friend,

467
00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:16,311
and the most generous
man we've ever known.

468
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:17,479
Man, come on.

469
00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:19,347
To a guy who's made
all our lives better.

470
00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:20,348
To Tony!

471
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,650
Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!

472
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:25,086
To Tony? [Bleep] Tony.

473
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:26,254
Mm.

474
00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:27,956
Did Tony buy you diapers, huh?

475
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:30,458
Or get you a job?
O-Or fix your disgusting neck?

476
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,395
Tony ain't did nothing
but die in his sleep.

477
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:34,329
Whoa.

478
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,030
Damn, Hollywood.

479
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,165
You really on one.

480
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,734
I think it's best if we just walk away.

481
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,442
No, no, no, no, no! I'll get it...

482
00:16:47,544 --> 00:16:49,444
like I get everything!

483
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,941
Hey. So, how's it coming?

484
00:16:53,951 --> 00:16:55,484
- Fine.
- It doesn't look fine.

485
00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:57,052
Did you put in a solid foundation?

486
00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:59,955
Of course I put in a
solid foundation, Ruby.

487
00:17:00,057 --> 00:17:01,624
Pack it up. Get out the pueblo.

488
00:17:01,692 --> 00:17:04,193
You made four squares for your base.

489
00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:05,427
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

490
00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:07,263
Mm-hmm.

491
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:09,365
Oh, God!

492
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:14,336
Don't you ever lie to me again
about a four-square base.

493
00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:16,772
Oh, Lord.

494
00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:20,142
Why do you do this to yourself?

495
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,211
Sweetheart, listen.

496
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,814
As a mom, you just want
to prove to your kids

497
00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:27,883
that you can do everything.

498
00:17:27,919 --> 00:17:31,487
Mom, remember when Derek
broke up with me?

499
00:17:31,589 --> 00:17:34,068
Or when I needed help
with my college essay?

500
00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:36,225
- Yeah.
- Or when I needed help with anything

501
00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:38,327
- that really matters in my life?
- Mm.

502
00:17:38,429 --> 00:17:43,198
You don't have to do everything
to be everything to us.

503
00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,634
Oh, sweetheart.

504
00:17:45,736 --> 00:17:46,902
Thank you.

505
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,438
So, really, please, just stop.

506
00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:52,708
Because, I mean, seriously,
if Diane becomes a super villain,

507
00:17:52,777 --> 00:17:54,476
"Poo-tato" is why.

508
00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:00,983
So, I had lost my crew

509
00:18:01,052 --> 00:18:03,752
and spit on the grave of a dear friend.

510
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,522
But they forced my hand
with their ingratitude,

511
00:18:06,624 --> 00:18:10,025
so I turned to help those
I knew who would be grateful.

512
00:18:10,127 --> 00:18:12,628
Why am I still here?

513
00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,229
'Cause I'm saving you.

514
00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:17,032
Look, you don't ever have to
go back to the hood, Grandma.

515
00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:19,101
And I'm this close to
selling your house.

516
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:21,937
Are you crazy? You can't sell my house.

517
00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:23,072
That's my house.

518
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:24,506
This is better.

519
00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,408
Look, I'll put you Encino.
You'll love it.

520
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,711
Plus, they got a Sizzler here.

521
00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:31,213
I'm fine where I am.

522
00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:33,983
My friends are nearby,
I know all my channels,

523
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:36,518
and I'm right next to the
ATM where my money's at.

524
00:18:36,621 --> 00:18:38,487
Boy, take me home.

525
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:39,622
Yes, ma'am.

526
00:18:44,161 --> 00:18:45,094
What are you guys doing here?

527
00:18:45,196 --> 00:18:46,516
Came to give you back your stuff.

528
00:18:47,465 --> 00:18:48,530
Where's the back wheel?

529
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,032
You gave it to me like this.

530
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,167
- What?
- Oh, all right, Dre.

531
00:18:52,236 --> 00:18:54,269
I'll get you another little back wheel.

532
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:55,270
How much does it cost? Never mind.

533
00:18:55,339 --> 00:18:56,438
You gave it to me like this.

534
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,374
Hey, Dre, we don't need
your handouts, bro.

535
00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,042
Hold up, man.

536
00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:01,810
Y'all making me out to be the bad guy

537
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,579
because I'm trying to help
better people's lives?

538
00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:05,447
Hold on. We're good, man.

539
00:19:05,516 --> 00:19:06,949
Yeah, man, I got my cement thing,

540
00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:08,917
- and T Will's good with them babies.
- I am.

541
00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:10,486
I mean, don't get me wrong,
he is a bad guy.

542
00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:11,620
- A bad dude.
- One of the worst.

543
00:19:11,722 --> 00:19:13,689
All right, yes, they were sisters.

544
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,724
Yes, I sexed them against each other,

545
00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:17,826
and, yes, I tore a whole family apart.

546
00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:19,812
But what's that say about me?

547
00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:21,730
I'm great at sex.

548
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,932
And he's a good daddy.

549
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,334
Thank you, big homey.

550
00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:27,636
See, look, we're good.
We don't need your stuff.

551
00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,405
We just want to be your boys, man.

552
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,440
Hey, man, I want to be your boy, too.

553
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:34,376
But sometimes I feel bad because
I'm the one that made it out.

554
00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:37,713
What you're experiencing is
called Survivor's Remorse.

555
00:19:37,815 --> 00:19:40,282
Survivor's Remorse? That sounds stupid.

556
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,284
If you wouldn't mind
signing my grief log,

557
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:43,552
I'd be happy to explain it to...

558
00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:45,387
Junior! Get out!

559
00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:46,622
Okay, I get it.

560
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:49,124
You're lashing out because
you're all feeling sad

561
00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:53,262
about Tony... dead Tony.

562
00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:58,067
Okay. You know what?

563
00:19:58,169 --> 00:20:00,102
I-I-I'm gonna give you guys some time.

564
00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:02,905
I'll leave this right here in
case you're ready to sign.

565
00:20:03,007 --> 00:20:04,239
Thank y...

566
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:08,944
Look, fellas, I'm sorry I've
been acting crazy lately.

567
00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:11,747
And I'm gonna try to stop
giving you all stuff.

568
00:20:11,849 --> 00:20:12,781
Whoa, whoa.

569
00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:14,116
Y-You mean moving forward, right,

570
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:16,218
like, post-today?

571
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:17,920
'C-Cause all this is ours.

572
00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:19,421
Yeah, this is more of
a symbolic gesture.

573
00:20:19,523 --> 00:20:22,458
Yeah, something to begin
the healing process.

574
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,892
You can just...

575
00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:26,195
gradually give it to us, you know?

576
00:20:26,297 --> 00:20:28,263
- You don't need to stop...
- Love the bike!

577
00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:30,599
So fast.

578
00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:37,333
So, I was back with my boys,

579
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,755
and it felt good.

580
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,043
Because we were a crew,
and that's for life.

581
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:48,750
And the fact is, tomorrow's not
promised to any of us,

582
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,087
so you want to spend
as much time as you can

583
00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:53,125
with the people you care about.

584
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:56,323
Because you never know who
may be gone too soon...

585
00:20:56,597 --> 00:21:00,452
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