1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:01,814 Nothing makes you feel like 2 00:00:01,824 --> 00:00:03,626 the world is full of possibilities 3 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:05,366 like a brand-new baby. 4 00:00:05,376 --> 00:00:06,872 And you wonder, 5 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,056 what are the paths they'll choose? 6 00:00:09,066 --> 00:00:10,399 Will they be a scientist... 7 00:00:10,501 --> 00:00:11,700 or a rock star? 8 00:00:11,802 --> 00:00:13,001 A CEO... 9 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:14,794 or a farmer? 10 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:16,371 Will they be a Clippers fan... 11 00:00:16,473 --> 00:00:17,805 or dead to me? 12 00:00:17,874 --> 00:00:20,908 Yep, as parents, you can't wait to find out 13 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:22,243 who your baby's gonna be. 14 00:00:22,312 --> 00:00:24,779 And it all starts with the first unknown... 15 00:00:24,881 --> 00:00:26,981 boy or girl? 16 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:28,616 There's only one thing more exciting 17 00:00:28,685 --> 00:00:30,318 than learning the sex of your baby... 18 00:00:30,387 --> 00:00:31,653 I got it! I have it. 19 00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:33,187 Uh-huh. 20 00:00:33,256 --> 00:00:35,223 And that's learning it through cake. 21 00:00:35,325 --> 00:00:36,524 We have a kind of weird request. 22 00:00:36,626 --> 00:00:39,365 Depending on what is inside this envelope, 23 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,895 we want you to make a special cake 24 00:00:40,930 --> 00:00:42,497 that's either blue or pink on the inside... 25 00:00:42,565 --> 00:00:44,314 Come on, Bow. Get to the point, all right? 26 00:00:44,324 --> 00:00:45,323 We need a sex cake. 27 00:00:45,425 --> 00:00:46,992 - What? - Uh, no, no, no, no. 28 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:49,694 We're not perverts. We are just having a party 29 00:00:49,796 --> 00:00:51,930 to reveal the gender of our baby. 30 00:00:52,032 --> 00:00:52,931 Oh! 31 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,366 You need a "Gender reveal cake." 32 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:55,267 - Yes! - Yes. 33 00:00:55,369 --> 00:00:57,502 - Yeah, we do them all the time. - Oh, my God. That's so much fun. 34 00:00:57,571 --> 00:00:58,970 - Great. So, you can do this? - Yes. 35 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:01,052 Oh, yeah, we can bake any kind of cake you want. 36 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,074 Just as long as it's not for a gay wedding. 37 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:04,901 I s... 38 00:01:09,357 --> 00:01:10,613 - I'm taking this. - Come on, Bow. 39 00:01:10,623 --> 00:01:12,031 All right, before I do this, 40 00:01:12,041 --> 00:01:13,940 You don't discriminate against people 41 00:01:14,009 --> 00:01:16,276 based on race, gender, or sexual orientation, 42 00:01:16,345 --> 00:01:17,577 do you? 43 00:01:18,781 --> 00:01:20,714 Do not like French-Canadians. 44 00:01:20,816 --> 00:01:21,915 Ah. 45 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:23,717 - I can live with that. - All right. 46 00:01:23,819 --> 00:01:25,663 We need a sex cake. 47 00:01:25,673 --> 00:01:28,859 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 48 00:01:30,326 --> 00:01:31,258 So, babe... 49 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,346 Yep? 50 00:01:32,356 --> 00:01:34,361 I had the baby dream. 51 00:01:34,463 --> 00:01:36,063 - Oh! - So, remember? 52 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:38,031 I had the girl dream before Zoey, 53 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:39,933 and the boy dream before Junior, 54 00:01:40,035 --> 00:01:41,168 and then with the twins, 55 00:01:41,270 --> 00:01:43,403 I had the boy dream and then that lucid nightmare. 56 00:01:43,505 --> 00:01:44,771 Yes. Okay. What did you dream? 57 00:01:44,873 --> 00:01:46,673 A girl. 58 00:01:47,343 --> 00:01:48,909 Oh. 59 00:01:49,011 --> 00:01:50,143 Really? 60 00:01:50,245 --> 00:01:51,545 See? I knew it was a girl. 61 00:01:52,881 --> 00:01:55,982 A baby girl always steals her mother's beauty. 62 00:01:56,085 --> 00:01:58,235 - And look at your wife. She's a mess. - Oh, come on. 63 00:01:58,245 --> 00:01:59,786 Skin all pale, 64 00:01:59,888 --> 00:02:03,924 eyes somehow both puffy and sunken. 65 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:05,158 Wow, I see that. 66 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:07,094 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 67 00:02:07,487 --> 00:02:08,552 Thank you, Ruby. 68 00:02:08,655 --> 00:02:10,021 But I'm not gonna let you get to me. 69 00:02:10,123 --> 00:02:13,524 I'm just happy that I get to name our baby. 70 00:02:13,626 --> 00:02:15,319 - If it's a girl... - Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:15,329 --> 00:02:16,794 And if it's a boy, I get to name him. 72 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,195 - Mm-hmm. - That was the deal. 73 00:02:18,297 --> 00:02:20,598 So, I get to name our baby girl. 74 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,601 And from the looks of you, she's gonna be very healthy. 75 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:25,436 She might even be immortal... 76 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:27,905 An immortal supermodel. 77 00:02:28,007 --> 00:02:29,540 Yeah. 78 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:33,344 Ugh, Doug's asking me 79 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:34,745 about Valentine's Day again. 80 00:02:34,847 --> 00:02:36,380 Delete. 81 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:37,715 Shelly, is it just me, 82 00:02:37,817 --> 00:02:40,418 or are guys at school super thirsty this year? 83 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,453 Oh, senior guys are the worst. 84 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:44,088 Let's just skip Valentine's Day. 85 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:45,489 That's an awesome plan. 86 00:02:45,591 --> 00:02:48,159 Let's do this Ladies' Valentine's Day. 87 00:02:48,261 --> 00:02:52,096 You and me... well, us. No new friends, am I right? 88 00:02:52,198 --> 00:02:55,232 Sorry, little mama, you're a little too young. 89 00:02:55,334 --> 00:02:56,901 And completely creepy. 90 00:02:57,003 --> 00:02:59,136 Like, when did you even get into my room? 91 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:01,672 I'm positive that door was locked. 92 00:03:01,774 --> 00:03:03,007 Well, good day, 93 00:03:03,109 --> 00:03:05,042 and thank you for the feedback. 94 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:07,678 I'll keep the 14th open just in case. 95 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,013 Yeah. 96 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:13,884 World record attempt... take nine. 97 00:03:19,726 --> 00:03:21,092 Boom. Did you get that? 98 00:03:21,194 --> 00:03:22,860 Uh, no. 99 00:03:22,962 --> 00:03:24,962 - I mean, it's really cute. - Oh, hey! 100 00:03:25,064 --> 00:03:26,597 Shelly! Hugs? 101 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:28,766 Aww, could you get any cuter? 102 00:03:28,868 --> 00:03:29,967 Nope. 103 00:03:30,069 --> 00:03:31,936 - What are you up to? - You know, just chilling. 104 00:03:32,038 --> 00:03:33,304 What's up, Junior? 105 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:34,638 Pretty big day. 106 00:03:34,741 --> 00:03:36,807 Trying to set the world record on Sir Rubik's. 107 00:03:36,909 --> 00:03:38,476 Oh, he's... He's just chilling, too. 108 00:03:38,578 --> 00:03:40,845 Rubik's Cube? You good at this? 109 00:03:40,947 --> 00:03:42,179 I'm all right. 110 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,682 I bet you're better than all right. 111 00:03:44,784 --> 00:03:47,351 ♪ 112 00:03:47,453 --> 00:03:48,986 I'll see you later. 113 00:03:49,088 --> 00:03:50,921 Y... You know what that was, right? 114 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,323 You know I don't. 115 00:03:52,425 --> 00:03:53,390 She's feeling you. 116 00:03:53,493 --> 00:03:54,792 What? 117 00:03:54,894 --> 00:03:56,694 Pretty sure she was just being polite, 118 00:03:56,796 --> 00:03:58,829 even though I specifically told her not to. 119 00:03:58,931 --> 00:04:00,397 But, trust me, I know Shelly, 120 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,766 and you're not her type. 121 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,067 I'm still not convinced 122 00:04:03,169 --> 00:04:05,736 you're not gonna get pig's blood thrown on you at prom. 123 00:04:05,838 --> 00:04:07,471 Like they'd do that to me again. 124 00:04:07,573 --> 00:04:10,040 Hey, Shelly just texted you. 125 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:12,076 Good luck on that world record. 126 00:04:12,178 --> 00:04:14,278 Check out this Rubik's Cube tutorial. 127 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,030 "Winky-kiss emoji." 128 00:04:16,119 --> 00:04:16,881 Wow. 129 00:04:16,983 --> 00:04:18,949 She is really polite. 130 00:04:21,354 --> 00:04:23,587 You're looking a little off today, Dre. 131 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:24,822 You okay? 132 00:04:24,924 --> 00:04:26,023 You got the 'itis? 133 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:27,291 No. 134 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,059 And never say that again. 135 00:04:29,162 --> 00:04:30,728 Bow thinks that we're gonna have a girl, 136 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:31,929 so I'm a little bummed out. 137 00:04:32,031 --> 00:04:33,697 - Ohh. - Uh, yeah, of course you are, 138 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,232 - 'cause girls are the worst. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:37,501 Everything's "No, Josh." "Leave me alone, Josh." 140 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:39,136 - "We're cousins, Josh." Or... - Yeah, or like, 141 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,337 "How did you get in here, Josh?" 142 00:04:40,439 --> 00:04:42,106 Or "What is that you're holding in your hand, Josh?" 143 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,475 - Or like, "I have GPS on my phone, Josh." - Okay. 144 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,110 - I'm right there with you, brother. - Cool. 145 00:04:46,212 --> 00:04:48,078 Look, the proof that boys are better 146 00:04:48,181 --> 00:04:49,547 is sitting right here. 147 00:04:49,649 --> 00:04:51,382 Do you see a woman in this room? 148 00:04:51,484 --> 00:04:52,583 Not a one. 149 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:53,886 Again... 150 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:56,320 I'm a corporate evaluator here to judge productivity 151 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:59,323 and ultimately whether or not you should work here. 152 00:04:59,392 --> 00:05:00,825 Merr-merr-merr corporate. 153 00:05:02,328 --> 00:05:03,394 Oh, let me just... 154 00:05:03,496 --> 00:05:04,695 What, uh... What are you... 155 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:05,729 What are you writing down there? 156 00:05:05,798 --> 00:05:08,032 What do you think I'm writing down? 157 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,166 Anyone else? 158 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,434 Not me. 159 00:05:10,503 --> 00:05:12,336 I think you're intelligent, competent, 160 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:15,321 and I am completely unattracted to you. 161 00:05:15,471 --> 00:05:16,499 Mm. 162 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:18,475 - But you can still get it. - Oh, man. 163 00:05:18,544 --> 00:05:20,293 What's wrong with me? 164 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:21,669 What's wrong with me? 165 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,171 - I... I... I don't know. - W... W... Why do I think like that? 166 00:05:23,273 --> 00:05:24,393 Dre, as you can see, 167 00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:27,148 men are just monsters, you know? 168 00:05:27,158 --> 00:05:28,424 And let's face it, 169 00:05:28,492 --> 00:05:30,092 it's your daughters that are gonna take care of you 170 00:05:30,194 --> 00:05:31,093 when you're old. 171 00:05:31,162 --> 00:05:32,728 Oh, my God. 172 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:34,597 You're right. 173 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,699 Zoey's gonna take care of me. 174 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,234 And when it's time for you to go, 175 00:05:38,302 --> 00:05:40,069 Diane will put an air bubble in your I.V. 176 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:41,770 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 177 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:44,173 All right, look, Diane is a sweet, good girl. 178 00:05:44,275 --> 00:05:45,641 And if I'm ever in a bar fight, 179 00:05:45,743 --> 00:05:47,409 there's no one I'd rather have than her. 180 00:05:47,478 --> 00:05:48,410 Yeah, that's true. 181 00:05:48,512 --> 00:05:49,812 She... she will get down with you. 182 00:05:49,881 --> 00:05:51,544 Okay, stop it. 183 00:05:51,554 --> 00:05:53,488 Your sons are your pride and joy. 184 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:54,422 They carry you're name. 185 00:05:54,524 --> 00:05:55,757 They're your little warriors. 186 00:05:55,859 --> 00:05:56,724 Thanks, Papa. 187 00:05:56,826 --> 00:05:57,925 And I'm sure that if my brothers 188 00:05:57,994 --> 00:05:59,560 were not stuck in that Ecuadorian embassy in London, 189 00:05:59,629 --> 00:06:00,528 they would also agree. 190 00:06:00,597 --> 00:06:01,763 Mm. Bingo. 191 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:03,097 They're in a lot of trouble. 192 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:04,966 After listening to these idiots, 193 00:06:05,068 --> 00:06:07,949 maybe having a girl was the way to go. 194 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:10,304 Look in the mirror... Look deep. 195 00:06:10,314 --> 00:06:11,346 What do you see? 196 00:06:11,448 --> 00:06:13,015 A level 7 wizard. 197 00:06:13,117 --> 00:06:14,316 Look deeper. 198 00:06:14,418 --> 00:06:15,550 No way I'm level 8! 199 00:06:15,653 --> 00:06:17,319 I can't control fire. 200 00:06:17,388 --> 00:06:20,289 Junior, no one around here wants me to tell you this, 201 00:06:20,357 --> 00:06:22,958 but you're really starting to become something. 202 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:26,028 - I am? - Nice face, smooth skin... 203 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:27,663 Really starting to fill out that frame. 204 00:06:27,731 --> 00:06:29,531 I have thought about wearing a tank top. 205 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,742 I've thought about you wearing a tank top! 206 00:06:31,752 --> 00:06:34,119 Bruh, Shelly's into you. 207 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:35,387 You've just got to talk to her. 208 00:06:35,489 --> 00:06:36,621 I can't. I... 209 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:39,524 But that guy can... The one in the mirror. 210 00:06:39,593 --> 00:06:41,026 Can you do that? 211 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:44,062 I think I can. 212 00:06:44,164 --> 00:06:45,464 No. 213 00:06:45,532 --> 00:06:47,833 I think he can. 214 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,436 What's up, girl? 215 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:52,971 You just gonna keep walking by my room 216 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,606 looking all good? 217 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,675 Uh, what's up, Junior? 218 00:06:56,777 --> 00:06:59,706 Just counting my birthday money, you know. 219 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:01,449 What is happening right now? 220 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:03,384 What you talking about, Zoey? 221 00:07:03,453 --> 00:07:05,419 It's getting hot in here, am I right? 222 00:07:05,521 --> 00:07:06,999 Oh, my G... Mom! 223 00:07:07,581 --> 00:07:08,923 Is that a shark on your tank top? 224 00:07:09,025 --> 00:07:11,425 Great white. Got hella teeth. 225 00:07:11,527 --> 00:07:13,761 They got these down at the Long Beach Aquarium. 226 00:07:13,863 --> 00:07:15,363 You know, if you ever want to roll, 227 00:07:15,465 --> 00:07:17,198 my family's got a membership down there, 228 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,232 which includes a guest, 229 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:19,634 so that's nothing. 230 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:21,903 Shelly, I am so sorry. Come on. 231 00:07:21,971 --> 00:07:23,704 Yeah, Shelly, come on. 232 00:07:23,773 --> 00:07:25,706 "Boy, bye." Am I right? 233 00:07:25,808 --> 00:07:27,575 Yeah. 234 00:07:27,677 --> 00:07:29,867 Shark tank top? 235 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:33,981 So I was 100% Team Girl now. 236 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,581 I'd ditched my dreams of having a boy, 237 00:07:36,591 --> 00:07:38,191 like Kevin Durant ditched the Thunder. 238 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:39,392 Team Girl! Mm. 239 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:41,594 All right, everybody, gather around! 240 00:07:41,696 --> 00:07:43,863 Let's find out the gender of this baby 241 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:47,167 before Rainbow's puffy ankles require her to lie down. 242 00:07:47,269 --> 00:07:49,335 - Come on. - Hey, baby. 243 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:50,370 Yes? You ready for this? 244 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:51,538 Oh, I'm very ready. I'm so excited! 245 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,539 Okay, ready? 246 00:07:52,641 --> 00:07:53,640 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 247 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:56,676 Three, two, one... 248 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:02,715 Blue? 249 00:08:02,818 --> 00:08:03,650 Wha... Uh... 250 00:08:03,752 --> 00:08:05,485 - Blue. - Blue? 251 00:08:05,587 --> 00:08:06,920 - Blue! - Yeah... 252 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:08,254 It's a boy! 253 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:10,323 - Yes! Yes! - Okay. 254 00:08:10,425 --> 00:08:13,159 Dre, I thought you were "100% Team Girl." 255 00:08:13,261 --> 00:08:15,261 Why would I want that, huh? 256 00:08:15,363 --> 00:08:16,796 Oh! Now I get to finally have 257 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:18,665 the son I always wanted but never got! 258 00:08:18,767 --> 00:08:20,400 Yes! 259 00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:22,101 Oh, you are the one, son. 260 00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:23,803 You are the one! 261 00:08:24,906 --> 00:08:26,005 DeVonté. 262 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:28,608 - Yeah! Yes! - DeVonté? 263 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:30,744 - ♪ Hoo, yeah ♪ - DeVonté? 264 00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:32,335 So... 265 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,548 You're not serious 266 00:08:34,617 --> 00:08:36,416 about naming our kid DeVonté, are you? 267 00:08:36,485 --> 00:08:38,227 - Yes. - No. 268 00:08:38,237 --> 00:08:40,894 What exactly is your problem with that name? 269 00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:42,838 It's unconventional, Dre. 270 00:08:42,906 --> 00:08:45,440 I grew up as "Rainbow," okay? 271 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:46,815 "Rainbow." That was not easy. 272 00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:47,791 Yeah, that's because Rainbow 273 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:49,092 is the name that white people... 274 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,023 give cocker spaniels. 275 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:53,467 - Stop it! - DeVonté is a great name. 276 00:08:53,536 --> 00:08:55,335 It has cultural significance! 277 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,137 "DeVonté" is the name 278 00:08:57,206 --> 00:09:00,140 - of the least important member of Jodeci. - No! 279 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:02,142 The least important member of Jodeci 280 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,730 - was Mr. Dalvin... - No. 281 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:05,880 - And you know that. - No, I don't! 282 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:08,078 There's a different reason 283 00:09:08,146 --> 00:09:09,979 that you don't like the name "DeVonté." 284 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,418 - What? - Yep. 285 00:09:11,428 --> 00:09:13,283 It's because it's too black. 286 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:15,352 - Thank you, Mama. - Mm-hmm. 287 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,519 And she's right. 288 00:09:16,621 --> 00:09:18,655 Ah. Thank you, Mama. 289 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,091 Oh, my God. That doesn't even sound right coming out of your mouth. 290 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:22,392 - Well, I felt it. - Listen, listen, listen. 291 00:09:22,494 --> 00:09:24,461 Those made-up names are a travesty. 292 00:09:24,529 --> 00:09:26,830 You need to give that boy a strong name... 293 00:09:26,898 --> 00:09:28,765 Something powerful, biblical. 294 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,034 Something that won't give away the fact that he's black 295 00:09:31,136 --> 00:09:32,669 until you hear him talking on the phone. 296 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,504 Now, you know we can tell if somebody's black 297 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,538 on the phone. 298 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:36,873 - Yeah, we can always tell. - You can tell. 299 00:09:36,942 --> 00:09:37,941 - That's true. Mm-hmm. - How about "Michael," 300 00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:39,542 or "Christopher." 301 00:09:39,675 --> 00:09:41,444 Hell, I'd even take a "Dustin." 302 00:09:41,513 --> 00:09:43,847 Just nothing too ghetto, y'all. 303 00:09:43,915 --> 00:09:46,049 Okay, well, I want a strong, Black name. 304 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,217 Oh, boy. 305 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:50,032 Okay, because we've given our kids White names, 306 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:52,676 - and they've all ended up "Black-ish." - What? 307 00:09:52,745 --> 00:09:54,544 - Dre... - I just want at least one of my kids 308 00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:55,445 to end up being Black, 309 00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:57,080 - so I could love it. - Hey... 310 00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,529 - What? - Oh. 311 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:00,989 We were just coming downstairs 312 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,624 to see if there was any cake left. 313 00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:05,593 But I guess we'll just eat our sadness instead. 314 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:08,430 Hi, everybody. 315 00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:10,932 My wife's dumb dream was wrong. 316 00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:12,300 We are having a boy. 317 00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:14,703 - Oh! - Congratulations! 318 00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:16,638 Yeah, so smoke up 319 00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:19,574 in honor of my future son, DeVonté. 320 00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:21,642 - Oh, boy. - Oh. 321 00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:23,285 So you're doing that, huh? 322 00:10:23,354 --> 00:10:24,453 - What? - Wow. 323 00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:25,621 You're not gonna even go, like, 324 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,489 "Vernon" or "Marcus" or "Leon"? 325 00:10:27,591 --> 00:10:28,657 Just going straight to 326 00:10:28,726 --> 00:10:30,926 NFL free safety Black-name territory, huh? 327 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,328 I don't know about that name. 328 00:10:32,396 --> 00:10:33,595 If I'm on a plane and I hear 329 00:10:33,698 --> 00:10:34,596 "Welcome aboard, 330 00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:36,632 I'm your captain DeVonté Johnson," 331 00:10:36,734 --> 00:10:38,000 I'm no longer aboard. 332 00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:39,301 - Word? - Word. 333 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:41,704 Dre, "DeVonté" sounds like two names played chicken 334 00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:43,005 and nobody won. 335 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:45,274 Yeah, you guys have a lot of names like that, 336 00:10:45,284 --> 00:10:46,450 like, uh, "Shaniqua." 337 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:47,952 - "Montell." - "D'Brickashaw." 338 00:10:48,054 --> 00:10:51,856 - "NyQuil." - Do you hear how racist you both sound? 339 00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:53,257 - Those are real names. - I was just making a point. 340 00:10:53,326 --> 00:10:54,492 - Facts. - Well, growing up, 341 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,761 I did have a friend by the name of "NyQuil." 342 00:10:56,863 --> 00:10:58,529 He was always sniffing and sneezing, 343 00:10:58,598 --> 00:11:01,465 - coughing, stuffy-headed... - You did not have a friend named that. 344 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,701 Yeah. Sometimes I lie. 345 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,565 Seriously, guys, you don't get it, do you? 346 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:06,637 You remember "Roots"? 347 00:11:06,739 --> 00:11:09,273 Remember? I'm proud to say I never saw it. 348 00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:12,514 - Charlie, you saw "Roots," right? - You know I did, Black man. 349 00:11:12,524 --> 00:11:13,757 Ah, no you didn't. 350 00:11:13,859 --> 00:11:15,492 - I did not, Black man. - Okay, look. 351 00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:18,385 There's a scene in the movie where Kunta Kinte... 352 00:11:18,395 --> 00:11:20,875 Oh, what is that? I don't know what that is. 353 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,132 LeVar Burton? 354 00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:23,266 Oh, "Reading Rainbow." 355 00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:25,102 - The Black dude from "Star Trek." - Yeah. 356 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:27,437 Okay, look, Levar Burton is forced to give up 357 00:11:27,506 --> 00:11:29,290 his African name 358 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,733 and take the slave name "Toby." 359 00:11:31,802 --> 00:11:33,202 All right, Black people were brought over here, 360 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,236 and when we were, 361 00:11:34,305 --> 00:11:35,771 we were robbed of our African names. 362 00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:37,873 - Hmm. - So when we got the chance 363 00:11:37,975 --> 00:11:39,608 to take control of our destiny 364 00:11:39,677 --> 00:11:42,811 we started by taking control of our names. 365 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,980 - Yes, sir. - The Black Muslims did it first... 366 00:11:45,049 --> 00:11:47,482 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Muhammad Ali. 367 00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:49,817 - Yes, sir. - Then there was the Black nationalists 368 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:50,893 and Afrocentrists... 369 00:11:50,995 --> 00:11:53,295 Amiri Baraka, Kwame Ture. 370 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,897 - Mm. - Over the years, 371 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:56,365 we, uh, got a little creative, 372 00:11:56,434 --> 00:12:00,769 and you got the names Michel'le and God Shammgod. 373 00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,070 - But... - That's not real. 374 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,305 We are also the people 375 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,607 that gave you jazz and hip-hop, 376 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:06,608 so back off. 377 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:07,709 He's right. 378 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:09,778 We have nothing to be ashamed of. 379 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,647 - Mnh-mnh. - And for now on, 380 00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:14,283 you will know me by my true name... 381 00:12:14,351 --> 00:12:18,484 King Charlemagne Fatback Telphy the Third. 382 00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:20,223 Oh, okay. 383 00:12:22,455 --> 00:12:23,616 Hey, Shelly. 384 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:25,593 I just wanted to say I'm sorry 385 00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:27,228 for the way I acted yesterday. 386 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,830 You're really beautiful and cool and I'm not, 387 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,165 but I listened to my little brother, 388 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,400 and I shouldn't have, 389 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:33,734 because I've never seen him with a girl, 390 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,169 and I'm pretty sure he sill wears Pull-ups. 391 00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:38,406 Oh, uh, those are just disposable sleep shorts. 392 00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:41,609 Anyway, like I was saying, I'm sorry. 393 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,511 Now you can go back to ignoring me. 394 00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:45,324 Wait a second. 395 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,983 What if I don't want to ignore you? 396 00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:50,718 What?! Shelly, ew! 397 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,087 And, Junior, don't you have to go text 398 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,550 your super-serious, super-annoying girlfriend? 399 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,759 Girlfriend? 400 00:12:57,828 --> 00:12:58,860 Actually, we've talked, 401 00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,429 and Megan's not into the words 402 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:01,897 "Girlfriend" or "Boyfriend." 403 00:13:01,999 --> 00:13:03,899 We don't believe in labels and ownership. 404 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:05,234 She's really cool. 405 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:07,369 She's sounds cool. 406 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,304 That's like sophomore-year-of-college stuff. 407 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,873 Or something two weirdos would do. 408 00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:14,343 - Anyway, I'm gonna go grab a soda. - Wait! 409 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,484 Can I get one of those? 410 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:17,613 I think we only have one. 411 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:19,915 Oh, uh, um... Mom just bought some more. 412 00:13:19,984 --> 00:13:21,450 This is the last time 413 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,085 I'm going to save you. 414 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:25,473 Come on, Shelly. I'll get us some soda. 415 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:26,797 That's okay. 416 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,271 Junior's got it. 417 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,726 ♪ 418 00:13:32,447 --> 00:13:33,447 Let's go. 419 00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:37,301 I can't believe this. 420 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,569 I can't believe it, either. 421 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:40,604 How are you here? 422 00:13:40,673 --> 00:13:43,974 Guess it's time for a little sisters-only Valentine's Day. 423 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:45,209 Come here, sister! 424 00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:46,443 Ahh. 425 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:50,080 Is this what hugging feels like? 426 00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:51,181 It's really nice. 427 00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:53,317 Why are you petting me? 428 00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:55,886 Working with racists finally had paid off, 429 00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:57,388 because I knew, more than ever, 430 00:13:57,456 --> 00:14:00,617 I had to defend my choice to give my son a Black name. 431 00:14:00,627 --> 00:14:03,954 Yeah, you don't want to name our son DeVonté, 432 00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:06,131 because you're a racist. Dre... 433 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,200 Just like all the fools at work, Donald Sterling, 434 00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:09,735 and everyone at Ruth's Chris 435 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:12,237 who assumes I like my steaks well done. 436 00:14:12,306 --> 00:14:13,572 You do like your steaks well done. 437 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,625 - That doesn't mean it's not racist. - Okay. 438 00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:17,579 - Dre, can we just be honest here? - Okay. 439 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:19,826 There's some names that handcuff you. 440 00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:22,147 There's never gonna be a President DeVonté Johnson. 441 00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:24,727 There was a President Barack Obama. 442 00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:26,804 People are more accepting of African names, Dre. 443 00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:28,072 - Oh. - Everybody knows that. 444 00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:29,073 They sound dignified. 445 00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:30,341 "Chiwetel Ejiofor"? 446 00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,475 - Yep. - Ugh. 447 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:32,743 You're so sure 448 00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,945 that America's gonna have a problem with DeVonté? 449 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,781 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, well, I'm gonna get me a drink. 450 00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,182 Okay. 451 00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:42,019 Uh, could I have a large Americano, please? 452 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:43,988 - Can I get a name for that order? - Sure you can. 453 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,122 It's... 454 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:47,658 - DeVonté. - Oh, my... 455 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,060 Thanks, DeVonté. Your order will be right up. 456 00:14:49,128 --> 00:14:51,996 - Oh, boy. - Thank you, Scarlett. 457 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,331 - Very nice... Very nice, Dre. - Yes, it is. 458 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,971 - You know, I feel I say this a lot... - Mm-hmm. 459 00:14:56,981 --> 00:14:58,280 You're dead wrong. 460 00:14:58,382 --> 00:14:59,415 - Okay. - Okay? 461 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,550 "Baby boy DeVonté" is gonna be just fine. 462 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,219 Dre, can you look at this for me? Sure. 463 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:04,119 Okay. 464 00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:06,322 I put two identical résumés 465 00:15:06,424 --> 00:15:08,591 - on this hiring website. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:11,827 "Michael Johnson" got numerous responses. 467 00:15:11,929 --> 00:15:13,863 - Mm-hmm. - "DeVonté Johnson"... 468 00:15:13,965 --> 00:15:17,499 One ad for a bail bonds. 469 00:15:17,602 --> 00:15:20,052 - I feel sad for you... - Oh, my God. 470 00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:23,239 That your mind isn't as open as our barista's. 471 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:25,808 - Okay. - I got a Vente for Dave? 472 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,177 Dave, Vente? 473 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,913 Oh, it's a tea for Devon. 474 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,114 Uh... 475 00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:33,649 Devon tea? 476 00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:34,751 Devon's tea? 477 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,086 Got a hot tea for Devon. 478 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:38,754 Okay, look here, homey, let's stop playing games. 479 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:40,522 You know this is mine. 480 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,224 All right. You ain't got no Black friends? 481 00:15:42,326 --> 00:15:44,226 DeVonté. Jodeci. Look it up. 482 00:15:44,328 --> 00:15:46,862 And that was the last straw. 483 00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:48,464 The dreams of DeVonté 484 00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:52,268 were dashed by a barista named Augustus. 485 00:15:54,439 --> 00:15:56,007 French bread pizza? 486 00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:58,076 I'm not allowed to use the big oven. 487 00:15:58,178 --> 00:15:59,911 You don't need to know the backstory, 488 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,980 but be assured, it is justified. 489 00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:06,640 Oh! Help yourself to some Coke or Diet Coke. 490 00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:07,999 I put them in the fancy pitchers, 491 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,710 and now I don't know which is which. 492 00:16:10,863 --> 00:16:13,180 Why is she into him? 493 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,489 He's attractive. 494 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,384 He's coming into his body. 495 00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:18,560 Please tell me you didn't tell him that. 496 00:16:18,662 --> 00:16:21,338 He deserves to know. 497 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:26,336 It's not every day that I get to introduce 498 00:16:26,346 --> 00:16:28,613 two amazing women to each other. 499 00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:30,281 Megan, this is Shelly. 500 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,683 Shelly, Megan. 501 00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,318 What is happening here? 502 00:16:33,386 --> 00:16:36,254 You invited your girlfriend to our Valentine's Day? 503 00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:39,419 Yeah, because you said you thought she sounded cool. 504 00:16:39,429 --> 00:16:42,041 - And, besides, she's not my girlfriend. - I'm not? 505 00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:44,876 Yeah... because you said you don't believe in ownership. 506 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,893 I only said that so you'd step up. 507 00:16:46,903 --> 00:16:49,210 Wait, wait. I'm being honest. 508 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,786 I like you, and I also like you, 509 00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:51,987 and I don't want to hide that. 510 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,889 - Oh, so you're a player. - No. 511 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,891 I'm an honest man standing in front of you 512 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,328 asking you both to go out with me. 513 00:16:58,338 --> 00:17:00,780 Separately. Except for tonight. 514 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,530 I made pizza for three. 515 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,220 - Yeah, I'm out. - Me, too. 516 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,430 - Do you need a ride? - Sure. 517 00:17:05,532 --> 00:17:06,931 Wait. 518 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,299 Where are you going? 519 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:10,401 I... I'm coming into my body. 520 00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:12,570 You're right. 521 00:17:12,639 --> 00:17:14,872 He was not ready to hear that. 522 00:17:19,365 --> 00:17:21,108 Anything interesting? 523 00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:22,547 Uh, nope. 524 00:17:22,615 --> 00:17:23,848 The only thing I came up with 525 00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:26,918 is "Matthew," "Daniel," and "Kevin." 526 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,986 Oh. Those are nice. 527 00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:31,422 Yeah, but they don't mean anything to me, babe. 528 00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:34,097 I like the name DeVonté. 529 00:17:34,107 --> 00:17:37,341 - Dre, this is our baby. - Yes. 530 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,310 You don't choose a name to prove a point, Dre. 531 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:40,678 But, babe, I'm not trying to. 532 00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:43,948 Look, I grew up with the Ledariuses, 533 00:17:44,017 --> 00:17:46,517 the JaMarcuses, and the DeQuans. 534 00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:48,953 Hey, look, those names reflect who we are. 535 00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:51,455 And the only reason we're not naming our son DeVonté 536 00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:54,992 is so people won't know right away that he's Black. 537 00:17:55,731 --> 00:17:58,127 I hate the fact that when something is Black, 538 00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,384 the world sees it as bad. 539 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,210 - Me, too. - So, if we're gonna raise our baby 540 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,086 to be proud of who he is, 541 00:18:06,155 --> 00:18:08,422 we can't be afraid to give him a name that says 542 00:18:08,524 --> 00:18:10,057 "This is who I am." 543 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,292 Oh, wow. 544 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:17,869 You're right. 545 00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:19,575 He shouldn't have to hide. 546 00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:20,709 And you know what? 547 00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:22,778 If he crosses paths with somebody 548 00:18:22,847 --> 00:18:24,379 - that judges him because of his name... - Mm-hmm. 549 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:25,948 Then he doesn't want that person in his life. 550 00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:27,295 - Exactly. - No. 551 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:29,017 - Oh! Foot. Foot. - Ooh, ooh, ooh! 552 00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:30,419 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Foot. Right there. 553 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,855 Whoa-ha-ha-oo! 554 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:34,556 Oh, look at baby DeVonté. 555 00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:36,592 Okay. 556 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,629 - If you want to name our baby... - Mm-hmm... 557 00:18:40,731 --> 00:18:42,564 after the third fiddle 558 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:46,604 of the fifth most important R&B band of the '90s... 559 00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:47,613 - Fifth?! - The fifth. 560 00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:49,115 - Fifth?! - Boyz II Men... 561 00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:50,983 - Don't let it get you off track, Dre. - Bell Biv DeVoe... 562 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,420 I love the name. 563 00:18:56,424 --> 00:18:58,725 Then I love the name. 564 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,660 - Okay? - Okay. 565 00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:03,296 - So, DeVonté? - DeVonté. 566 00:19:03,398 --> 00:19:05,457 - Good. - DeVonté. 567 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,766 You know what? He's gonna be able to do whatever he wants anyway, 568 00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:07,767 'cause he's our kid. 569 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:09,736 He's gonna have my brain, 570 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:12,939 and he's gonna have your... 571 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,507 - My looks? - Ye... Uh... 572 00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:16,973 - Your angry charm! - You know what? 573 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,144 I am charming when I'm angry. 574 00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,579 - The most. - Ooh. 575 00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:20,847 All right. 576 00:19:20,949 --> 00:19:23,549 He will have the middle name Matthew. 577 00:19:23,651 --> 00:19:25,017 - Yes. - Yes. 578 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,054 - Solid White-sounding backup. - Very important. 579 00:19:28,156 --> 00:19:30,423 Ahh! DeVonté Matthew, 580 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:32,558 I think you're my favorite! 581 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:34,313 You are my favorite! 582 00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:35,426 Wow. 583 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:39,132 I expect that from him, but from you Mother? 584 00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:40,533 Stings. 585 00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:47,055 Oh, there you are. I got the movie ready. 586 00:19:47,065 --> 00:19:49,155 - Come on! - Ohh, just got a text from Shelly. 587 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:50,164 We're going out. 588 00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:51,465 Huh? 589 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,933 Sorry, kiddo. Next time. 590 00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:54,101 Uh... 591 00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:57,771 Stupid Diane. 592 00:19:57,874 --> 00:20:00,040 This is what you get for opening up your heart. 593 00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:02,409 One is vanilla, one is french vanilla. 594 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,078 I'm not sure which is which. 595 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:07,114 I bought them for a night that will not materialize. 596 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:08,850 Thanks. 597 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,122 What are we watching? 598 00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:13,387 Trampoline accidents. All right. 599 00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:14,989 Come here, daddy! 600 00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:16,457 Watch! Watch this! 601 00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:18,292 Ohh! 602 00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:19,873 Ohh. Ohh. 603 00:20:20,129 --> 00:20:23,359 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~