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Thanksgiving...

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The holiday that transcends race,
religion and sexual orientation.

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Why? Because there's
something for everyone.

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The turkey, the football,
the parades,

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the brief friendship
that preceded

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the decimation of our
native population.

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Did I mention the parades?

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And being that Thanksgiving's
my mom's favorite holiday,

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she's cool with everybody.

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Aah!

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Even Pops gets love.

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It's her happiest
time of the year.

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Oh, no. Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
Ooh, mama. No, no, no, no, no.

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You know you can get
salmonella from that.

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Yes... I can.

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- Dre... 
- That's my baby.

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- That's disgusting.
- Mmm. This is good.

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Ooh. Ooh. I just got a chill.

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It's probably the salmonella.

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A chill? Mnh-mnh.

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- No, I keep this house at a steady 82.
- Yes, you do.

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Oh, my eyes are itchy,
and my joints are aching.

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It's the bacteria attacking
your nervous system.

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- No, no, this is something else.
- Mmm.

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Something evil.

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Mm. Coming!

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AV.

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Hey, baby brother.

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Hello, Rubeline.

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Almaviligerais.

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Synced and corrected by johnyd13
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What's that
snake doing here?

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Doing what snakes do...

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Slithering up to people's front
door without calling first.

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- I hate her.
- Earl, you been doing sit-ups?

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Let me answer for you...
You have not.

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You look awful.

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Here's the thing.

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I actually love my aunt

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because she raised Pops
like her own kid,

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She's the only one
who can check him.

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Stop it, now. Come on, now.
Oh, have mercy.

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I just have to
pretend to hate her

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so my mom won't choke
me in my sleep.

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Can you believe
this raggedy broad

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just popping up
and acting like

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we're supposed to drop every
damn thing to cater to her.

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You know what?

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I'ma go give her a
piece of my mind.

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Auntie AV!
Oh, I love you so much.

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Please forgive my mom,
and don't you leave, okay,

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because I don't want to choose
because if I choose, I choose you.

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No, I don't. No, I don't.

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God, this is hard.

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This is what "Sophie's
Choice" was all about.

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Oh, we should watch it.
Do you know what Netflix is?

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Okay, breathe.

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Breathe, Dre.

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AV?

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Hey.

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There she is,

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looking like America's
next top model.

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Aw, stop it.

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- Come here, baby.
- Ohh. Oh, hi.

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- What are you doing here?
- Ohh.

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It doesn't
matter. She's wonderful.

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- Enjoy it.
- Why are you whispering?

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- I'm not whispering.
- Oh, you're not?

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- You're screaming.
- Ohhhh. I see what's happening.

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Why don't you man up, Dre, okay,
and stop being a little B.I.?

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We know you love your aunt!

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Stop hiding it from your mom!

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Okay, you just saying that

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because you want to
see my mom get mad.

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I am. And I do.

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Why didn't you tell
us you were coming?

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We could've hung out, but Dre
and I are going out of town.

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Yeah? Where are you two going?

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Oh, we're going on
a little baby-moon.

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You know, a little romantic
time before the baby comes.

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- Sookie, Sookie, now.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Well, you know what,
we don't have to go.

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But we want to go. But I
want to spend time with you.

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Damn it, Sophie,
how did you make these choices?

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What is wrong with you?

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I like being
student-body president.

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But, to be honest,
I've been a little freaked out

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by the assassination attempts.

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- Excuse me?
- Assassination attempts.

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You know, when people
try to kill people.

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- People want him dead.
- A lot of people.

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- But mostly me.
- Hey.

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We'll be back before
dinner tomorrow night.

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Now, if there's an emergency,
you listen to your grandparents.

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What if they're dead,
and that's the emergency?

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- What?
- Hmm.

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Then you listen to
Jack until I get back.

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Yes!

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Are you serious?

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Okay, we've got a
long drive. Let's go.

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- Hey, Junior? Bags.
- No. Don't do that.

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Bring me back money.

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Money's always good.

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So why are you here,
Almaviligerais?

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To spend time with my brother

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and his beautiful,
sweet grandkids. Mm-hmm.

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See, now I know you're lying
'cause they just okay.

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Hey, hey, hey.
It's Thanksgiving.

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Now, can't we just have a little
peace around here, please?

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Don't you know, Earl?

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You can't have peace with
a snake in the house.

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A snake'll crawl up in your
bed while you're sleeping

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and bite you in your crotch.

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And you always
have some no-good,

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crotch-biting ulterior motive.

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Ruby, now you just being
ridiculous. Now let it go.

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Yeah, I'll let it go...

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when I die.

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So, why are you here?

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Because I know the
eagle has landed.

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The eagle?

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Oh! Yes, yes. The eagle.

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And it sold for
way over asking,

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and I want my cut
of the condo.

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Shh! Eagle! It's an eagle.

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And you ain't getting
a penny of my eagle.

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We playing eagle
chicken, here?

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- Ruby!
- All right, all right.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, now.

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Let's talk turkey.

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I finally have the answer to one
of our great family mysteries.

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Why we sometimes find your
underwear in the trash?

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- It's gross.
- Push them down, man.

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Okay, do you want to
hear my news or not?

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- Not really.
- Nah. Mnh.

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I know why grandma
hates auntie AV.

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I heard AV whisper to Pops,
"The eagle has landed."

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Pops joined the
electrician's union in 1969.

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And who did the
electrician's union

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do a lot of work for?

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Movie studios.

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Guys, he was obviously a part
of the government conspiracy

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to fake the moon landing.

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Have you not watched any
of the links I sent you?

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You make it real hard for
me to look up to you.

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Let's say we're as
lonely as you are,

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and we believe Pops
backlit the moon landing.

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What did auntie AV do?

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Duh.

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A.V. Audio/visual.

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Come on, guys.

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I'm just connecting
some very obvious dots.

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And, just for the record,

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those are dad's Star Wars
underwear in the trash.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, wow.

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- Dre!
- Ah.

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This is amazing! - Mm-hmm.

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Baby, you picked such
a beautiful place

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for us to
reconnect.

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Oh, well, you know, baby, I dropped
a couple of stacks on this room.

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And, according to
my calculations,

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we need to reconnect
at least five times...

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- Five times...
- to get our money's worth.

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- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

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We are gonna reconnect hard.

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- You have no idea how hard.
- Oh, no, I do.

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- Hey, babe, babe.
- Oh, yeah.

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Let's reconnect on
this coffee table.

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I don't know.
It looks a little wobbly.

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This is gonna make for a
tricky reconnection, baby.

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- Okay.
- See? No. Unh-unh.

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Well, check out's at 11:00

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and the bike rentals are free,
but they go quick.

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Get out. - Okay.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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Don't look back.

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I put the condo in your name

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so that Ruby couldn't
get her hands on it.

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I took care of it,
did the upkeep,

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- so you're welcome.
- AV, you being ridiculous.

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- I want what's coming to me, Earl!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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That screaming and hollering in here
like some raccoons. What is it?

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Nothing. Right, sis?

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Yeah. Nothing.

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She's up to something, Earl.

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I don't trust that snake.

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Ruby, it's Thanksgiving.
Be cool for a couple of days.

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I mean, you two used to
be the best of friends.

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Yeah, like Jesus and Judas.

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You stole my Calvin.

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What? Who said that?

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- Calvin!
- Oh.

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What did he say, exactly?

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That you stole him!

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Wow. That's pretty definitive.

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Where you want it?

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- Head or gut?
- Whoa. Hold...

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Come on.
- Ruby, this is stupid.

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- I'm not gonna fight you.
- Come on!

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- I'm gonna jack you up!
- Hey!

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- Wait a minute. Who are you?
- I'm her brother, Earl,

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and I'm not gonna let
you touch my sister.

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Oh, yeah?
How you gonna stop me?

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Wit those big, powerful arms?

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And those pants that
don't keep any secrets?

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Whatcha gonna do?

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Mm!

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- Mm. Mnh-mnh.
- Mm.

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So, we good on Calvin, right?

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Her stealing Calvin from you

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was the best thing that
ever happened to you.

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'Cause look what it
got you.

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A lifetime of disappointment
and bad credit

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wrapped in a linen suit.

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Ahh.

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All right, let's hurry up,
Bow. Let's do this.

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This ginseng is kicking in!

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Ooh. All right.

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Babe, what's wrong?

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Mnh-mnh.

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Oh, I know exactly
what this is.

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Role playing.

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- What?
- Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

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You're Natasha,

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a Russian immigrant who's
behind in her rent.

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And I am the sleazy landlord

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that takes other
forms of payment.

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I was touching up my
makeup in the bathroom,

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and I realized that I
don't have to throw up.

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Mm-hmm. Because I paid
all your utility bills?

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No, Dre.

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Then...

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Because...

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I didn't have morning
sickness today.

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I always have morning sickness

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all the way through
my first trimester,

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and then once it stops,
it never comes back.

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Babe, that's a
good thing, right?

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Is it?

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Dre, this is the last time
I'm gonna be pregnant.

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It's the last time I'm gonna
have morning sickness.

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Everything about
this pregnancy

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is the last and
final time for me.

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For us.

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Aw. Come here, babe.

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I like being pregnant.

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Yeah.

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I'm really good at it.

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We're really good at
getting pregnant.

251
00:09:36,499 --> 00:09:37,494
Babe, look. - Hmm?

252
00:09:37,563 --> 00:09:40,064
- Change is hard.
- Mm-hmm.

253
00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,634
And, if you get further
behind in your rent,

254
00:09:43,703 --> 00:09:45,436
it's gonna get harder
for you, Natasha.

255
00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:46,804
Get off of me. Get off.

256
00:09:46,873 --> 00:09:50,503
Babe, I'm sorry, but this is
just a really expensive room.

257
00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:53,165
Okay, how much to
make you go away

258
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,870
and never tell Ruby
about this? - Half.

259
00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,537
- No way!
- Fine. All of it.

260
00:09:56,547 --> 00:09:58,480
You don't understand
negotiations, do you?

261
00:09:58,549 --> 00:10:00,549
This is my final offer.

262
00:10:00,618 --> 00:10:03,084
- I think it's more than generous.
- Not enough.

263
00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:05,901
What's all
that money for? Answer me, Earl.

264
00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:09,513
You better not be selling
drugs. Is it marijuana?

265
00:10:09,581 --> 00:10:10,747
You got some marijuana?

266
00:10:10,816 --> 00:10:12,848
No, actually, Ruby,
this is all the money

267
00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:14,617
Earl made all by himself

268
00:10:14,685 --> 00:10:17,123
- from selling his place on Bullis.
- AV!

269
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,946
I made you get rid of that place
on Bullis when we got married.

270
00:10:19,956 --> 00:10:22,129
- I did.
- By putting it in my name.

271
00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:23,459
I can't believe you.

272
00:10:23,528 --> 00:10:25,193
You hid property

273
00:10:25,262 --> 00:10:27,262
that should've been half
mine in the divorce?

274
00:10:27,331 --> 00:10:29,163
It was my sanctuary to relax.

275
00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:31,533
Shut up. It's where you
hid your side chicks.

276
00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:33,468
Side chicks are very relaxing.

277
00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,503
And, of course,
the snake agreed

278
00:10:35,572 --> 00:10:38,339
to hide it in her slimy name.

279
00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:40,274
You always
covered for him.

280
00:10:40,343 --> 00:10:43,445
You hid his trollops,
and now you done hid his condo.

281
00:10:43,513 --> 00:10:46,112
I want my half of
that dirty money.

282
00:10:46,181 --> 00:10:49,550
Why does everybody
want my money?

283
00:10:49,618 --> 00:10:51,885
This is my dirty,
filthy money.

284
00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:53,186
Fine.

285
00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:56,790
If I'm not getting money,
Earl, I will have vengeance.

286
00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:58,826
Believe that.

287
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,569
So if Pops had nothing to do
with faking the lunar landing,

288
00:11:09,637 --> 00:11:12,905
why has he legally changed
his name four times?

289
00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:15,307
- Tax evasion.
- That's why people call here

290
00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,816
- looking for Frederick Douglas.
- All right, now.

291
00:11:17,826 --> 00:11:20,111
So, your boy Jack
"To-Tha" just figured out

292
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,515
what really happened with Pops,
grandma, and auntie AV.

293
00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:26,084
- Oh.
- They're bank robbers.

294
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,219
Ugh. That's so far-fetched.

295
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,321
Now, if you'll notice
the shadows under the...

296
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,156
No, I'm telling you,

297
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,526
they cut grandma out of her
share of some dirty money.

298
00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:36,760
And auntie AV's here because
it's obviously hidden

299
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,533
somewhere in this house.

300
00:11:38,543 --> 00:11:40,731
Hmm.
You know what?

301
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,266
Secret family money
kind of makes sense.

302
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,870
Does anyone believe dad is
good enough at anything

303
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,838
to afford this
kind of lifestyle?

304
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:51,509
It would explain why he was
able to land a doctor. Hmm.

305
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:54,777
I just assumed mom was young
with self-esteem issues.

306
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,567
Well, we've got to
find that money.

307
00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,582
- Oh.
- Whoa! No.

308
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:00,817
- Oh.
- What are you doing?

309
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,418
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- There we go.

310
00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:05,522
- My wall!
- Is it in there?

311
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,892
I can't believe this is the last
time I'm gonna be pregnant.

312
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,893
And this bra isn't
usually tight on me.

313
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,629
It's because my boobs are
swelling for the last time!

314
00:12:13,697 --> 00:12:16,283
Oh.
I just feel like I want to cry.

315
00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:17,766
Okay, no crying.

316
00:12:17,835 --> 00:12:19,568
Look, I booked us a
couple's massage,

317
00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:22,604
and hopefully that will get us
back in the right frame of mind.

318
00:12:22,673 --> 00:12:24,606
Oh.

319
00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:25,908
Dre, that's so sweet.

320
00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:28,075
Yes, and I booked us two
strong, sensual women

321
00:12:28,144 --> 00:12:29,744
to work out the kinks.

322
00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:32,412
- You booked two women?
- Not just women.

323
00:12:33,928 --> 00:12:35,449
Sensual women.

324
00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:39,072
Dre, there's no way that a female
therapist can work out my kinks.

325
00:12:39,082 --> 00:12:41,155
- It's just not gonna happen.
- What? She better. All right?

326
00:12:41,223 --> 00:12:43,591
Because I'm not paying for
a man to handle my wife.

327
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:44,958
- Oh, really? Okay.
- Uh-huh.

328
00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:48,872
And I'm supposed to be okay
with a woman handling my man?

329
00:12:48,882 --> 00:12:50,229
Yes.

330
00:12:50,298 --> 00:12:53,466
I'm not gonna let a man rub up on me,
so get that out of your mind.

331
00:12:53,535 --> 00:12:54,834
- So, Dre.
- Hmm?

332
00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:56,469
What kind of pressure
do you like?

333
00:12:56,538 --> 00:13:00,440
Oh. Uh, not that.

334
00:13:00,508 --> 00:13:02,908
This is all your fault.
You show up and run your mouth.

335
00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:04,476
She did this to all my shirts.

336
00:13:04,545 --> 00:13:06,645
I look like I should be
singing backup for Cher.

337
00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,681
Maybe it's time to get
away from linen, Earl.

338
00:13:08,749 --> 00:13:10,103
Then who would I be?

339
00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:11,349
Wait now, AV.

340
00:13:11,418 --> 00:13:13,619
♪ My sword and shield
down by the riverside ♪

341
00:13:13,688 --> 00:13:15,621
Uh-oh. That's her
vengeance song.

342
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:18,490
Last time I heard that, I woke up
with my whole body shaved.

343
00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:20,658
♪ I ain't gonna
study war no more ♪

344
00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:23,100
- What are you...
- ♪ Yeah, study war no more ♪

345
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,528
What are you doing?

346
00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:25,930
I'm doing you a favor

347
00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:28,099
by cutting up your
ugly-ass clothes.

348
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,968
My Caché!

349
00:13:30,036 --> 00:13:32,409
That's Chico's,
and you know it.

350
00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,538
Okay. I have had
enough of you, Ruby!

351
00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:36,006
And I've had enough of you two

352
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:38,274
cheating behind my
back all these years.

353
00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:39,409
So, come on.

354
00:13:39,478 --> 00:13:42,012
Come on, Almaviligerais.
Let's dance!

355
00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:43,780
- Come on!
- I am sick of you.

356
00:13:43,849 --> 00:13:45,983
- I'll cut you like I cut your capris.
- You don't...

357
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,117
- You don't...
- I'm just sick of you.

358
00:13:47,185 --> 00:13:48,518
Unh-unh, unh-unh.
Stop it! Stop it!

359
00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:50,575
I said, "Stop it."

360
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:53,322
I've seen this before.
It ends with me marrying you,

361
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,691
- and nobody wants to see that happen.
- Cheating on me.

362
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,526
I can take her.
I can take her.

363
00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,728
She's short! She's small!

364
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,229
- AV!
- Get me... Let me get her!

365
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,169
Let me...
Move! Get out of the...

366
00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:07,236
Guys, there's no hidden money.

367
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,671
They're not bank robbers.

368
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,639
Pops and auntie AV
have been cheating

369
00:14:10,707 --> 00:14:12,444
behind grandma Ruby's back.

370
00:14:12,743 --> 00:14:15,143
That means she's
not his sister.

371
00:14:15,211 --> 00:14:16,711
She's his...

372
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,538
girlfriend.

373
00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:21,249
Our family is such a cliché.

374
00:14:21,317 --> 00:14:23,685
Sometimes I think of
just driving east.

375
00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:24,886
You're saying that
there's a chance

376
00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:26,854
that auntie AV's our
real grandmother?

377
00:14:26,922 --> 00:14:29,156
- Yes.
- Okay, this is stupid.

378
00:14:29,224 --> 00:14:31,558
I'm going down there to figure
out what really happened.

379
00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:33,894
You, fix my wall.

380
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,003
How's that, Dre?

381
00:14:43,072 --> 00:14:45,905
Do you want it harder
or softer, Dre?

382
00:14:45,974 --> 00:14:47,173
Tell me what you want, Dre.

383
00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:49,127
I want you to please
stop saying my name.

384
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,778
- Just relax.
- This is me relaxed.

385
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:55,014
- Close your eyes.
- My eyes are closed.

386
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:12,447
Whatever was wrong,
that massage made it right.

387
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,600
Let's get down,
Jackie Brown.

388
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,135
No.

389
00:15:17,204 --> 00:15:18,635
Come on, baby.

390
00:15:18,705 --> 00:15:21,638
- Let's do this.
- No means no, Bow!

391
00:15:22,259 --> 00:15:24,308
Okay, listen. Sweetheart.

392
00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:29,714
I'm gonna make you
forget all about Tyler.

393
00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:31,782
Close your eyes.

394
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,150
That's what he said.

395
00:15:33,219 --> 00:15:34,918
Oh, my God.

396
00:15:34,986 --> 00:15:37,455
We should have
never come here.

397
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,580
Here's your share.

398
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,225
And here's your share.

399
00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:44,227
Now, you and I can go back
to tolerating each other,

400
00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:45,829
and you and AV can go
back to being friends.

401
00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:47,831
Oh, I'm gonna take my money,

402
00:15:48,258 --> 00:15:50,834
but she and I will
never be friends again.

403
00:15:50,902 --> 00:15:54,903
You still mad about Calvin? Girl,
that was over four decades ago.

404
00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:56,441
Get over it.

405
00:15:56,451 --> 00:15:58,640
I don't care about Calvin!

406
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,909
You want to know
why I hate you?

407
00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:04,119
It's because it was you
that told Earl to divorce me.

408
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:07,182
That's right, Almaviligerais.

409
00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:11,585
I know what you did to me, and...
and I'll never forgive you.

410
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,658
Look, I'm just gonna say it...

411
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:23,089
- We've had better baby-moons.
- Okay, well, you know what?

412
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:25,194
Maybe we will find some time

413
00:16:25,204 --> 00:16:27,604
to reconnect in the
next couple of weeks.

414
00:16:27,673 --> 00:16:29,707
I guess.

415
00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:31,241
You know,
maybe our problem was

416
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,234
we were pushing too
hard to reconnect.

417
00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:34,243
True.

418
00:16:34,312 --> 00:16:37,112
I don't need a fancy
hotel suite to do that.

419
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,915
You know, I just need some time
with my favorite girl in the world.

420
00:16:39,984 --> 00:16:41,484
Aww, baby.

421
00:16:41,553 --> 00:16:42,752
Mm-hmm.

422
00:16:42,821 --> 00:16:45,408
Wait, are... you're
talking about me, right?

423
00:16:46,418 --> 00:16:48,123
- Yes.
- Okay.

424
00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:50,158
Just checking.

425
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:52,661
Ooh. I have an idea.
Excuse me.

426
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:53,895
Oh, excuse me.

427
00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:54,996
Oh!

428
00:16:55,065 --> 00:16:56,398
- Uh-huh.
- Oh.

429
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,933
If you could just, uh,
take your jeans off right now.

430
00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,380
- You don't mean that.
- I do.

431
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,720
Okay, give me some.

432
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,905
- Give me some.
- Oh!

433
00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:12,498
Uh-huh. I saw you spit
on my sister's spoon.

434
00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:15,983
Yes. And that's the only
person's spoon I spit on.

435
00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:17,918
Uh-huh. Look, we need to talk.

436
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:20,320
You need to stop
being so mad with AV.

437
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,022
I know, she told
me to leave you,

438
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:24,491
but you don't understand why.

439
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:28,127
I'm going over to the apartment
on Bullis to, uh, relax.

440
00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:30,963
Me and the bank teller are
celebrating an anniversary.

441
00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:33,332
- Anniversary?
- Listen, if my wife calls,

442
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,502
tell her I've gone on an
errand for you in Oakland,

443
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,136
back on Sunday.

444
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:38,337
Sunday?

445
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:42,682
You are out of control. I am not
gonna cover for you anymore.

446
00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:45,425
Then Ruby will find out.
Why can't you respect my marriage?

447
00:17:45,494 --> 00:17:47,460
Earl, Ruby's a smart woman,

448
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,029
but she's a fool when
it comes to you.

449
00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:51,431
She's gonna keep on
being your doormat

450
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,767
because she loves
you that much,

451
00:17:53,836 --> 00:17:55,435
but those kids,
they deserve better.

452
00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:58,204
She deserves better.

453
00:17:58,272 --> 00:18:01,473
You have to let her go.

454
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:08,181
Look, Ruby, I know what I did,
and I know who I am.

455
00:18:08,191 --> 00:18:10,899
And AV was right.
You deserved better.

456
00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:15,821
I owe you an apology for every woman
I ever ran around with, so I'm sorry.

457
00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:17,055
I'm sorry.

458
00:18:17,124 --> 00:18:19,290
Ooh, really sorry.

459
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,559
Ooh. Never more sorry.

460
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:23,528
Hard to be sorry
about that one.

461
00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:25,197
- I should call her.
- Earl!

462
00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:29,534
Okay, okay, listen. Your beef
should be with me, not with AV.

463
00:18:29,603 --> 00:18:31,502
All those years that she
was covering for me,

464
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:34,338
she was just being a-a good
big sister to me, that's all.

465
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:37,374
But I wasn't being
a good friend.

466
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:40,677
I wasn't even really
being a good big sister.

467
00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:43,413
Mom worked so much,
you were practically my baby,

468
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:46,316
so I let you get
away with murder.

469
00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:48,152
I thought I was helping you,
but all I did

470
00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:51,554
was help you become a drinking,
gambling ho-runner.

471
00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:54,057
Wait. Whoa, whoa.
I didn't drink that much.

472
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:56,420
Yeah, well, the point is that
a good big sister

473
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:59,863
knows when to cover and
when to tell the truth.

474
00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:03,566
I was so busy taking
care of my brother...

475
00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:06,034
I forgot to take
care of my friend.

476
00:19:06,986 --> 00:19:08,170
Mm-hmm.

477
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:13,408
I messed up, and I'm sorry.

478
00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:15,410
And I've missed you, Rubeline.

479
00:19:19,516 --> 00:19:20,749
Get over here, AV.

480
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,753
Oh! I'm sorry, too.

481
00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:28,589
Ah! I guess we all
forgive each other, then.

482
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,505
Get away from here, you snake!

483
00:19:31,594 --> 00:19:34,561
Thank you for getting
that man out of my life.

484
00:19:35,579 --> 00:19:38,620
You want to take our money
and go shopping at Caché?

485
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,041
It was Chico's.

486
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,935
- I know it was Chico's.
- I knew you'd know that.

487
00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:44,404
- I know you know it. Come on, here.
- You know damn well I know one...

488
00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:47,140
Boom!
Seamless.

489
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:48,641
I should be a
Property Brother.

490
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,943
- Hey.
- Oh!

491
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:51,444
Did you find out what
really happened?

492
00:19:51,513 --> 00:19:52,813
Yes, and you're never
gonna believe it.

493
00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:55,315
It turns out Pops
had an apartment

494
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,552
where he used to, uh...

495
00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:00,585
Used to what?

496
00:20:00,654 --> 00:20:02,521
- Come on.
- Uh...

497
00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:09,061
Well, uh,
where he used to work

498
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,430
on his plans to fake
the moon landing.

499
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:12,764
I knew it!

500
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,433
Mm-hmm. But that's not all.

501
00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:17,969
It's also where they planned
their bank robberies.

502
00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:19,137
See? Ha!

503
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:21,973
And where auntie AV
and Pops fell in love?

504
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:25,686
No, they're brother and sister.
Don't be disgusting.

505
00:20:25,818 --> 00:20:28,612
And fix my wall right,
not like an idiot.

506
00:20:28,681 --> 00:20:30,848
Really? Honestly.

507
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,615
So, what was I saying earlier?

508
00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:36,486
Thanksgiving's about turkey,
football, and parades,

509
00:20:36,555 --> 00:20:38,521
but it's mostly
about family...

510
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:41,591
Appreciating the ones
we take for granted,

511
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,661
forgiving the ones
who did us wrong,

512
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,796
being there for each other,

513
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,831
having fun together,

514
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,632
and finally, reconnecting

515
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:53,502
with your favorite
girl in the world.

516
00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:59,227
- Hey! Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving!

517
00:20:59,237 --> 00:21:00,537
Oh, my God, we're so
sorry we're late.

518
00:21:00,547 --> 00:21:02,246
- We got stuck in an elevator.
- Phew.

519
00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,014
Yeah, and a-a little
stuck in traffic.

520
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,617
And we almost
got stuck in the garage.

521
00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:09,153
I am not a machine. Okay?

522
00:21:09,222 --> 00:21:10,520
Let us pray.

523
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:12,455
Dear Lord,
thank you for making

524
00:21:12,524 --> 00:21:14,157
rear-reclining
seats in my Benz.

525
00:21:14,226 --> 00:21:17,368
Thank you for those
mirrors in the elevator.

526
00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:19,883
Uh, thank you for that
extended light on Ventura.

527
00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:22,464
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