1 00:00:00,109 --> 00:00:02,523 My son is quite the character. 2 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:06,890 He chose to go directly into the workforce, 3 00:00:06,992 --> 00:00:10,035 but what he wound up doing, you wouldn't call it a career. 4 00:00:10,106 --> 00:00:13,500 Yeah! What's up, guys? Klay Thompson! 5 00:00:13,568 --> 00:00:15,168 All right! 6 00:00:15,237 --> 00:00:17,670 And with all his various jobs, 7 00:00:17,757 --> 00:00:20,989 he's had varying degrees of success. 8 00:00:24,012 --> 00:00:25,278 Hey! 9 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:26,415 Stop! 10 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,516 Through it all, Junior's been making his way, 11 00:00:29,618 --> 00:00:31,751 learning the lessons that hopefully lead 12 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:34,665 to what he'll do for the rest of his life. 13 00:00:37,025 --> 00:00:38,625 Hey, guys. 14 00:00:38,727 --> 00:00:42,262 I figured out what I am gonna do for the rest of my life. 15 00:00:42,364 --> 00:00:43,296 - Okay. - Ohh! 16 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:44,964 I'm getting into... 17 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,332 comedy! 18 00:00:46,401 --> 00:00:48,535 Or maybe he hasn't learned anything. 19 00:00:49,772 --> 00:00:52,717 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:52,795 --> 00:00:54,592 06x09 - University of Dre 21 00:00:55,911 --> 00:00:57,076 Comedy? 22 00:00:58,279 --> 00:00:59,381 Amazing! 23 00:00:59,444 --> 00:01:00,513 - Yup. - Mm! 24 00:01:00,649 --> 00:01:03,450 And I'm gonna produce a show for unknown comics. 25 00:01:03,552 --> 00:01:05,552 - Mm! - Unknown? 26 00:01:05,654 --> 00:01:07,520 Amazing! 27 00:01:07,622 --> 00:01:10,089 Yeah. And we're gonna be using non-traditional venues, 28 00:01:10,192 --> 00:01:14,119 like empty swimming pools, karate dojos, parking lots. 29 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:16,463 And the best part is, anyone can come. 30 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:17,456 - Ohh. - You hear that, Bow? 31 00:01:17,499 --> 00:01:18,980 - Huh? - No quality control. 32 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,150 - Hmm. - Amazing! 33 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,519 I'm putting on a show tomorrow night, 34 00:01:22,621 --> 00:01:24,174 and I'd love if you guys could come. 35 00:01:24,236 --> 00:01:26,585 - Well... Yes. Yes. - Of course! Yes! 36 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:29,025 We would do anything to support you. 37 00:01:29,077 --> 00:01:30,026 Thank you, guys. 38 00:01:30,128 --> 00:01:31,694 But make sure that you get there early, 39 00:01:31,796 --> 00:01:34,460 because I hear tickets are gonna sell out. 40 00:01:35,901 --> 00:01:38,067 They're not gonna sell out. They're free. Right? 41 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:41,905 Mwah. So proud of you, sweetie. 42 00:01:42,007 --> 00:01:43,606 - Thanks, Mom. - So proud of you, son! 43 00:01:46,878 --> 00:01:48,077 What is up with that kid? 44 00:01:48,179 --> 00:01:49,479 "Parking lot comedy"? 45 00:01:49,581 --> 00:01:51,514 It's like he's just pulling words out of a hat! 46 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,516 This is Migos all over again. 47 00:01:53,618 --> 00:01:55,084 There's no future in this. 48 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:57,153 It ain't real. 49 00:01:57,255 --> 00:01:59,289 None of it's been real. 50 00:01:59,391 --> 00:02:02,091 But, Dre, we have to be patient with him. 51 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:03,893 Yeah, I know. 52 00:02:03,995 --> 00:02:06,297 But I would've figured it out by now. 53 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:08,965 Do you know what I could have done with us as parents? 54 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:12,168 At least been a high-ranking deacon in a mega-church. 55 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,469 They make bank, Bow. 56 00:02:13,572 --> 00:02:15,572 I mean, private planes, Chardonnay, shrimp. 57 00:02:15,674 --> 00:02:17,507 Junior ain't got no shrimp. Can I get an amen? 58 00:02:17,609 --> 00:02:18,541 Are you done?! 59 00:02:18,643 --> 00:02:20,376 Uh... 60 00:02:20,478 --> 00:02:22,712 - Yeah. I think I am. - Okay. 61 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:25,048 We said we would have his back, all right? 62 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:29,132 So, we are gonna go to the comedy show. 63 00:02:29,202 --> 00:02:30,954 - Why? - And then, 64 00:02:31,056 --> 00:02:33,690 we are gonna sneak out when he's not looking. 65 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:34,924 and on the way home, 66 00:02:35,026 --> 00:02:37,226 I'm-a get you some Chardonnay and some shrimps. 67 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:39,062 Can you also call me... 68 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:40,630 "Reverend Johnson"? 69 00:02:40,732 --> 00:02:44,334 Will you finally call me "Dr. Johnson"? 70 00:02:48,073 --> 00:02:49,642 You know I just can't give you that. 71 00:02:49,696 --> 00:02:50,649 What? 72 00:02:54,079 --> 00:02:55,845 Look at God. 73 00:02:55,947 --> 00:02:57,714 Emily's slumber party got canceled. 74 00:02:57,782 --> 00:02:59,282 She's saying her house is getting fumigated, 75 00:02:59,384 --> 00:03:01,918 but we all know her dad cheated on her mom. 76 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:04,621 Perfect timing, Mr. Copeland, because I did not want to go. 77 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:06,089 What do you mean you didn't want to go? 78 00:03:06,191 --> 00:03:09,692 Diane, sleepovers are the most magical time in a kid's life. 79 00:03:09,794 --> 00:03:11,427 Um, what's magical 80 00:03:11,529 --> 00:03:13,429 about getting four hours of garbage sleep 81 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:14,764 on a stranger's floor? 82 00:03:14,866 --> 00:03:16,199 Okay. 83 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:19,135 Sleepovers are so much more than that. 84 00:03:19,237 --> 00:03:20,937 I loved them as a kid. 85 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:23,406 Oh. I have an idea. 86 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:27,210 Why don't you have the sleepover at our house? 87 00:03:27,312 --> 00:03:31,314 School is where you plant the seeds of friendship. 88 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:33,116 Sleepovers... 89 00:03:33,218 --> 00:03:36,519 Sleepovers are where those friendships blossom. 90 00:03:36,621 --> 00:03:38,354 Your future best friends are gonna be made 91 00:03:38,456 --> 00:03:40,390 while you're watching scary movies 92 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:42,325 and braiding each other's hair 93 00:03:42,427 --> 00:03:46,295 and telling each other your deepest secrets. 94 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,866 Okay. 95 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,467 Since it'll make you happy, I'll do it. 96 00:03:51,536 --> 00:03:54,137 But only if you stop doing that weird dance. 97 00:03:54,189 --> 00:03:55,174 Sorry. 98 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,539 - Okay. - So sorry. 99 00:04:00,445 --> 00:04:02,325 Sleepover! 100 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,513 Mom! 101 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:07,466 All right. American Express is relaunching the Green Card. 102 00:04:07,536 --> 00:04:09,352 Oh, the O.G.! 103 00:04:09,454 --> 00:04:12,121 Okay, you can just say "original." 104 00:04:12,223 --> 00:04:13,189 - Copy that. - All right? 105 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:14,957 And if we get their account, 106 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:17,660 they want to focus on advertising to millennials. 107 00:04:17,762 --> 00:04:19,962 Now, I say we pitch them a campaign 108 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:23,700 that showcases their Green Card as a milestone for growing up. 109 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:24,901 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,437 Like, when you go from crashing on your buddy's couch 111 00:04:27,539 --> 00:04:28,771 to having your own place. 112 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:32,442 Ah. Like we all have definitely done. 113 00:04:32,544 --> 00:04:33,776 Or when you take that step 114 00:04:33,845 --> 00:04:36,212 from having a job to having a career. 115 00:04:36,314 --> 00:04:39,415 With the Green Card, you can start living your life... 116 00:04:39,517 --> 00:04:40,550 express. 117 00:04:40,652 --> 00:04:42,418 - Wow. - Ooh! 118 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,753 Outstanding, Dre. 119 00:04:43,855 --> 00:04:46,522 That is the best idea you've had all year. 120 00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:48,725 And, uh... I'm not just saying that 121 00:04:48,827 --> 00:04:51,254 'cause I accidentally called you "Charlie" yesterday. 122 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,295 Oh, I'm not offended. 123 00:04:52,363 --> 00:04:55,198 Mistaken identity is how I got into the Soho House. 124 00:04:58,236 --> 00:05:00,169 I've got a long history with American Express. 125 00:05:00,271 --> 00:05:02,572 When I bought my fish fry truck, American Express was there. 126 00:05:02,674 --> 00:05:04,006 Mm. 127 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:06,642 When I couldn't pay my fish guy, American Express was there. 128 00:05:06,711 --> 00:05:08,511 When the fish oil got too hot and I hit a pothole 129 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,245 and my truck burst into flames, guess who was there. 130 00:05:11,315 --> 00:05:13,883 - American Express. - Nnh-nnh-nnh. Maybe. 131 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:16,085 I blacked out due to smoke inhalation. 132 00:05:16,154 --> 00:05:18,521 Listen, this American Express account 133 00:05:18,623 --> 00:05:21,090 is very important for Stevens & Lido... 134 00:05:21,192 --> 00:05:22,592 and also to me personally, 135 00:05:22,694 --> 00:05:24,227 because I recently started gambling, 136 00:05:24,295 --> 00:05:26,329 and it turns out, I'm terrible at it. 137 00:05:26,431 --> 00:05:28,297 So let's celebrate. 138 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:30,333 Martinis at the club... on me. Come on. 139 00:05:30,435 --> 00:05:32,635 Hey, hey. I can't tonight, all right? 140 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:35,605 I'm being forced to support my son's comedy show. 141 00:05:35,707 --> 00:05:37,740 It's his latest career left turn. 142 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:40,197 I was so much more focused at his age. 143 00:05:40,259 --> 00:05:41,244 It's true, Dre. 144 00:05:41,312 --> 00:05:44,213 The day that you stopped slinging rocks on the street corner 145 00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:46,048 and got into the world of advertising 146 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:48,317 was the day that probably saved your life. 147 00:05:48,419 --> 00:05:50,153 I never sold drugs. 148 00:05:50,221 --> 00:05:52,121 Is that what "slinging rocks" meant? 149 00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:55,458 I thought... I thought "rocks" were basketballs, no? 150 00:05:55,493 --> 00:05:59,195 Okay, look, I don't have high expectations for tonight. 151 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:01,631 Until Junior does something impressive, 152 00:06:01,699 --> 00:06:03,232 I'm just gonna go along for the ride... 153 00:06:03,301 --> 00:06:06,135 you know, sip on a low-alcoholic Mexican beer 154 00:06:06,237 --> 00:06:07,737 and sit back and wonder 155 00:06:07,806 --> 00:06:10,540 why all those comics hate their parents. 156 00:06:10,608 --> 00:06:12,863 After all, how could Junior's show 157 00:06:12,941 --> 00:06:14,644 be any more lame than he'd been? 158 00:06:16,047 --> 00:06:17,914 Wow. 159 00:06:18,016 --> 00:06:19,115 Wow. 160 00:06:19,184 --> 00:06:23,152 Junior totally transformed this butcher shop. 161 00:06:23,221 --> 00:06:25,855 Oh, my God! Look at the lights, Dre! 162 00:06:26,991 --> 00:06:28,624 Look at the people! 163 00:06:28,726 --> 00:06:29,826 I know. 164 00:06:29,928 --> 00:06:31,160 Is our son impressive? 165 00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:34,263 Oh, Bow. 166 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:35,565 You will always be 167 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:38,662 that simple, simple girl from the commune, won't you? 168 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,865 Those are twinkle lights, all right? 169 00:06:40,912 --> 00:06:43,005 He strung up 1999 around the room. 170 00:06:43,107 --> 00:06:44,640 All right, I don't get any of this. 171 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:46,742 This... is not for me. 172 00:06:46,811 --> 00:06:48,244 Not for you? 173 00:06:48,346 --> 00:06:50,379 Baby, this is you. 174 00:06:50,481 --> 00:06:51,714 What are you talking about? 175 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:55,084 Oh, I remember a young boy with child-bearing hips 176 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:58,421 and dreams big enough to fill an empty warehouse. 177 00:06:58,489 --> 00:07:00,330 You came back from Howard 178 00:07:00,385 --> 00:07:04,460 with the idea you could bring go-go music from D.C. to L.A. 179 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,744 You couldn't. 180 00:07:06,807 --> 00:07:10,596 It was the worst thing to happen to this city in 1992. 181 00:07:10,621 --> 00:07:11,682 And, yeah, 182 00:07:11,728 --> 00:07:13,425 I know what else happened that year. 183 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:16,418 Dre, you've got to see it. 184 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:18,808 - See what? - You will always be 185 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:23,056 that simple, simple boy from Compton, Dre. 186 00:07:24,048 --> 00:07:25,081 - Come on. - Really? 187 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:27,314 Junior is following in your footsteps. 188 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,853 - Mm-hmm. - He got into Howard. 189 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,920 - Okay. - He worked at Stevens & Lido. 190 00:07:30,989 --> 00:07:34,724 And you both hate small talk from baristas. 191 00:07:34,826 --> 00:07:37,126 And how is your day going? 192 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,327 - Venti. - Venti. 193 00:07:38,429 --> 00:07:40,930 He's turning into you. 194 00:07:41,032 --> 00:07:42,365 On purpose. 195 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,000 Was Bow right? 196 00:07:44,068 --> 00:07:46,269 Did my son want to be like me? 197 00:07:46,371 --> 00:07:49,772 Was my son just trying to re-create his father's glory, 198 00:07:49,874 --> 00:07:51,707 like Jesus or something? 199 00:07:51,809 --> 00:07:52,875 Nice sweater. 200 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:54,443 - Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 201 00:07:55,513 --> 00:07:58,781 Great Andres think alike, right? 202 00:07:58,883 --> 00:08:00,983 They do... 203 00:08:01,085 --> 00:08:02,802 son. 204 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,666 My son wanted to be just like me... and I didn't hate it. 205 00:08:08,744 --> 00:08:10,077 Ooh, ooh! 206 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:11,594 Hello, Junior. 207 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,585 - Dad. - You know, um... 208 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:17,020 Son, I just wanted to say you weren't... 209 00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:19,790 running away from college when you dropped out of Howard. 210 00:08:19,859 --> 00:08:21,058 You... 211 00:08:21,127 --> 00:08:22,860 You were running... 212 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,507 to me. 213 00:08:24,563 --> 00:08:25,596 I was? 214 00:08:25,698 --> 00:08:27,197 Yes. 215 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,835 Think about it. All right? 216 00:08:29,897 --> 00:08:33,837 You are on a trail that I blazed for you. 217 00:08:33,906 --> 00:08:36,865 All right? You are doing exactly what I did when I was your age. 218 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:39,042 I guess I am. 219 00:08:39,111 --> 00:08:41,812 And maybe the reason you've been so hard on me 220 00:08:41,881 --> 00:08:43,514 is because you actually don't like yourself. 221 00:08:43,616 --> 00:08:45,848 Oh, no. I love me some me. 222 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:46,934 - Oh, okay. - All right? 223 00:08:46,988 --> 00:08:49,453 But you... 224 00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:51,355 you are my true heir. 225 00:08:51,424 --> 00:08:53,449 And it's time for me to school you. 226 00:08:53,926 --> 00:08:55,926 The University of Dre. 227 00:08:56,028 --> 00:08:57,294 Integrity... 228 00:08:57,396 --> 00:08:58,896 perseverance... 229 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:00,264 dopeness. 230 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,134 We take boys and turn them into men. 231 00:09:04,236 --> 00:09:07,871 We take men and turn them into Dre. 232 00:09:07,973 --> 00:09:10,072 Do you have what it takes? 233 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,842 University of Dre. 234 00:09:11,911 --> 00:09:13,911 Do you have what it takes? 235 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:15,145 Yeah! 236 00:09:18,284 --> 00:09:21,485 I am committed to doing whatever it takes 237 00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:24,354 to help you get to where I am. 238 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,557 Well, I've got another show tomorrow night, if you're fr... 239 00:09:26,659 --> 00:09:27,758 - Uh, shh. - ...free. 240 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:28,759 Shh. 241 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,961 Don't say another word. 242 00:09:31,063 --> 00:09:32,696 I'm there. 243 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:34,131 No. 244 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:37,568 We're there. 245 00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:43,373 The next night, we went to Junior's show. 246 00:09:43,442 --> 00:09:45,309 I was ready to step in 247 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,178 and make it the best it could be. 248 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:51,048 But Junior was already killing it. 249 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,916 It caught me off-guard. 250 00:09:52,985 --> 00:09:56,386 But to these people, he wasn't my son. 251 00:09:56,489 --> 00:09:58,589 He was his own man. 252 00:09:58,624 --> 00:10:01,286 And that man was cool as hell. 253 00:10:02,328 --> 00:10:03,694 What's up? 254 00:10:03,796 --> 00:10:06,930 You guys look cool enough to know where the coatcheck is. 255 00:10:07,032 --> 00:10:08,966 Charlie, it's me and Junior. 256 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,039 Oh, snap! 257 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,803 It is y'all! 258 00:10:13,806 --> 00:10:15,813 Where's the coatcheck, though? 259 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:16,940 Eh... 260 00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:19,576 Back home, Bow and Diane were trying 261 00:10:19,678 --> 00:10:21,345 to make slumber party magic. 262 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:23,647 Hello, ladies! 263 00:10:23,716 --> 00:10:24,882 Hi! 264 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:27,351 I made you some cookies, and I brought some napkins, 265 00:10:27,453 --> 00:10:30,621 because we are generally not a house that eats food upstairs. 266 00:10:30,656 --> 00:10:34,324 But it's a special occasion, so, you know, made an exception. 267 00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:36,527 Hey, Diane, can I talk to you for a sec? 268 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,861 - Yeah. - Okay. We'll be right back. 269 00:10:37,912 --> 00:10:38,836 Have fun. 270 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,033 How's it going? 271 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:45,269 Oh. Pretty good. Everyone dug the pizza. 272 00:10:45,304 --> 00:10:47,671 And it turns out Emily loves murder podcasts, too. 273 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,906 - Ohh! - Mm-hmm. 274 00:10:48,974 --> 00:10:51,008 And we've been talking a lot of smack about Jhene Irwin. 275 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,743 I'm so excited, 276 00:10:52,811 --> 00:10:55,612 'cause this is the best night ever. 277 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,648 - Is it? Okay. - Come here. The best night ever. 278 00:10:57,716 --> 00:11:00,338 Oh, God! This is so great. Oh, my God. I'm so proud of you. 279 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:01,485 Go in there. Go in there, Go, go! 280 00:11:01,554 --> 00:11:03,291 All right, guys, Have fun. 281 00:11:04,356 --> 00:11:06,023 Have fun! Bye! 282 00:11:06,091 --> 00:11:08,325 So, you want to crack open the Ouija board 283 00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:09,860 or braid some hair? 284 00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:11,295 Is your mom really gone? 285 00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:12,362 Yeah. 286 00:11:12,431 --> 00:11:14,164 Good. I'm out. 287 00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:15,799 Wait, what? 288 00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:17,467 I'm sneaking out to meet my boyfriend. 289 00:11:17,536 --> 00:11:20,243 His dad works for Red Bull. He's met Rob Dyrdek. 290 00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:21,450 Later, losers! 291 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,011 So... 292 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,121 Jhene Irwin... the worst. 293 00:11:30,176 --> 00:11:32,049 Right? 294 00:11:36,288 --> 00:11:38,956 Hey, man. The crowd's getting a little restless. 295 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:40,223 We should do something. 296 00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:42,192 My opener is stuck in traffic. 297 00:11:42,294 --> 00:11:44,194 Okay, well, you know... 298 00:11:44,229 --> 00:11:46,129 you got to do something. 299 00:11:46,198 --> 00:11:48,899 Hey. You want me to get on stage and do 10? 300 00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:49,967 Nah. 301 00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:51,001 Good. 302 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,636 'Cause I only got five. 303 00:11:52,738 --> 00:11:54,371 Plus, the Shannon Sharpe impersonation... 304 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,441 it is... slightly racist. 305 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,176 - Ooh! I got it. - Hmm? 306 00:11:59,211 --> 00:12:00,711 We'll raffle off a free brisket 307 00:12:00,813 --> 00:12:02,980 for everybody who signs up for the e-mail list. 308 00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:04,348 Okay. Okay. 309 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,316 You go get the brisket, and I'll start the e-mail list. 310 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,051 - Gotcha. - Okay. 311 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,621 Father and son working together. 312 00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:13,557 Got to say, it felt nice. 313 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:18,795 How is she asleep? 314 00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:21,064 It's not even 9:00. My grandma's wig is still on. 315 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,267 - You know what? - Hmm? 316 00:12:24,336 --> 00:12:25,569 We should prank her. 317 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:27,571 Yes! 318 00:12:27,673 --> 00:12:29,473 We should burn her clothes in the backyard. 319 00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:33,176 I was thinking we just put her hand in water... 320 00:12:33,245 --> 00:12:34,945 you know, so she pees her sleeping bag. 321 00:12:35,014 --> 00:12:37,074 Oh, okay. Yeah, that's... that's cool, too. 322 00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,839 This is going to be hilarious. 323 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,086 Yeah, and in 20 years, 324 00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:45,055 when I text you an emoji of a glass of water, 325 00:12:45,124 --> 00:12:46,857 we'll both remember this exact moment, 326 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,026 when we became best friends. 327 00:12:49,094 --> 00:12:50,560 Oh. What are you guys up to? 328 00:12:50,663 --> 00:12:51,862 Standard sleepover stuff. 329 00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:53,397 Going to humiliate a classmate, 330 00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:55,298 sacrifice the one for the friendship of the two. 331 00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,000 Right, Savannah? 332 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,235 Savannah? 333 00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:01,799 All right. Well, have fun. 334 00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:05,676 Oh, my gosh. Does he live here? 335 00:13:05,778 --> 00:13:07,244 Yes. He's my twin brother. 336 00:13:07,346 --> 00:13:08,512 That's so weird. 337 00:13:08,614 --> 00:13:09,546 He's so weird. 338 00:13:09,648 --> 00:13:10,747 Am I being weird? 339 00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:11,848 Yes. 340 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:13,984 What are you doing? 341 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:16,253 Liking all of Jack's photos on Instagram. 342 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,224 You understand me? 343 00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:22,993 That's what it's like being Jamaican. 344 00:13:26,398 --> 00:13:27,998 Son, he's funny. 345 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,366 Yeah, he's a big get. 346 00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:31,601 He got fired from "SNL" and "Kimmel." 347 00:13:31,704 --> 00:13:32,969 Hey, Junior? 348 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:35,439 I'm Jasmine Smith. I run the Dynasty Typewriter. 349 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:36,773 Yeah. I love your room. 350 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,642 You guys put on some of the best comedy shows. 351 00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:40,977 Well, we actually need someone to run our venue during the week, 352 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,747 so if you're available, we should talk. 353 00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,716 Thank you. I'll definitely give you a call. 354 00:13:45,818 --> 00:13:46,917 Great. 355 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,420 Dad, did you just see that? 356 00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:52,522 We took the show to the next level, 357 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,990 and I got a job offer. 358 00:13:54,093 --> 00:13:56,727 Well, when you put on a great show, people take notice. 359 00:13:56,829 --> 00:13:58,395 If I go to work with Dynasty Typewriter, 360 00:13:58,497 --> 00:14:00,630 that could open so many doors. 361 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,999 I'd be meeting the best comedians, 362 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,969 maybe take the show on the road and find new talent 363 00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,871 and bring it to the masses. 364 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,173 Well... yeah. 365 00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,709 That... That's one possible future. 366 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,211 No, no, no. I think I found my thing. 367 00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:15,645 I-I-I got to go call Mom. 368 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:19,266 My son's big night ended in a huge opportunity. 369 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,591 So, why did it feel like I had been punched in the gut? 370 00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:28,489 Grandma, you are not gonna believe it. 371 00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:30,512 I got an offer to run Dynasty Typewriter! 372 00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:31,761 Ohhh! 373 00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:33,258 That's great, baby! 374 00:14:34,554 --> 00:14:35,653 Hey. Is it great? 375 00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:37,690 'Cause I have no idea what any of those words meant. 376 00:14:37,816 --> 00:14:39,682 It is. I'm happy for him. 377 00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:41,684 Oh, really? 378 00:14:41,786 --> 00:14:43,386 Then why do you sound like you did 379 00:14:43,455 --> 00:14:44,987 when I told you I shot your daddy? 380 00:14:45,089 --> 00:14:46,022 Damn, Mama. 381 00:14:46,124 --> 00:14:47,123 Yeah, what's wrong? 382 00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:49,459 No, I am really happy for Junior, 383 00:14:49,527 --> 00:14:52,862 but part of me doesn't want him to take it. 384 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:55,465 You know, I-I only just found out he was on my path, 385 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,400 and I'm not ready for him to leave just yet. 386 00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:58,668 Mm. 387 00:14:58,703 --> 00:15:02,305 We had a whole thing going. We were connecting. 388 00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:05,208 And maybe I'm selfish, but... 389 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:07,710 I like this new era of Dre and Junior. 390 00:15:07,812 --> 00:15:09,645 Hey. 391 00:15:09,747 --> 00:15:11,526 - But this is Junior's life. - Yes. 392 00:15:11,604 --> 00:15:13,716 Now, you got to make all of your decisions 393 00:15:13,785 --> 00:15:15,117 on your own, didn't you? 394 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,221 Well, now it's his turn. 395 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:21,357 He gets to choose. 396 00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:24,460 Okay? 397 00:15:24,529 --> 00:15:27,096 Now, if you'll excuse me... 398 00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:30,399 I met a man at Junior's comedy show, 399 00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:33,269 and we exchanged some innuendos. 400 00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:37,874 He put me in his phone as "Lady Sausage," 401 00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:39,827 so we're off to a good start. 402 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,844 Oh, yeah! 403 00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:47,383 Mama was right. 404 00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:49,619 I couldn't make Junior's choice for him, 405 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,921 but I could give him another option. 406 00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:56,125 I haven't seen the Pros and Cons Board 407 00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:59,161 since you were deciding whether or not to grow a Mohawk. 408 00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:01,864 Mr. T left a void. 409 00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:04,433 You know, this Dynasty Typewriter thing... 410 00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:05,568 I-I don't know. 411 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,103 I like working for myself, 412 00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:11,007 but there are a lot of reasons to take this job. 413 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:15,044 Well, I'm not gonna make your decision any easier, son. 414 00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,851 I think you should come work with me at Stevens & Lido. 415 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,453 You know, we're starting this American Express campaign 416 00:16:24,556 --> 00:16:25,688 geared towards millennials, 417 00:16:25,757 --> 00:16:28,991 and clearly, you know exactly what they want. 418 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,326 Really? 419 00:16:30,395 --> 00:16:31,861 I talked to Jasmine, 420 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,463 and she offered me creative control, benefits, 421 00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:36,799 and I'd be making twice what I am now. 422 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,167 - Ooh. - So... 423 00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:39,902 We can't offer you any of that. 424 00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:41,938 But we can offer you a parking space. 425 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:42,972 Ooh. 426 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,675 On days you drive to work with me. 427 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,777 Dad... where's this coming from? 428 00:16:47,879 --> 00:16:49,478 Well, Junior... 429 00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,080 I like working with you. 430 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,549 I want this to keep going 431 00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:56,852 and take your career to the next level at the same time. 432 00:16:58,923 --> 00:17:00,990 I don't know. 433 00:17:01,092 --> 00:17:02,592 I've got to think about it. 434 00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:04,493 Okay. 435 00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,162 You think about it. 436 00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,397 You know, it's, uh... 437 00:17:08,499 --> 00:17:10,800 It's your choice to make. I get it. 438 00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:12,368 You know, I'm just gonna go in the house 439 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:15,004 and look at some of these, uh... 440 00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:16,672 old baby pictures of you... 441 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,842 in particular, the ones from the day you were born. 442 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:22,211 Did you know, uh, 443 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,357 I cut your umbilical cord with these hands? 444 00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:27,783 Ah. 445 00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:28,951 Don't worry about that. 446 00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,292 You're really good at this. 447 00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,426 Thanks. 448 00:17:37,462 --> 00:17:39,028 I'm good at pretty much everything I try. 449 00:17:39,097 --> 00:17:40,396 My mom says I'm like an ant, 450 00:17:40,465 --> 00:17:42,632 'cause I can lift more than my own body weight. 451 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,833 Want to see me do push-ups? 452 00:17:43,935 --> 00:17:45,067 Yes, please. 453 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:48,871 Hey. 454 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,573 How's it going? 455 00:17:50,642 --> 00:17:52,775 I thought you said I was gonna make best friends. 456 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,776 Oh, no. 457 00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:55,344 But Savannah is obsessed with Jack, 458 00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:57,046 Sophie needs a CPAP machine, 459 00:17:57,148 --> 00:17:58,748 and Emily's... 460 00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,182 Never mind about Emily. 461 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,784 This whole night has been a bust. 462 00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:05,254 Oh, Diane, I'm so sorry. 463 00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,789 But the important thing is, 464 00:18:06,858 --> 00:18:09,091 you put yourself out there when you didn't want to. 465 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,160 Taking a risk like that... 466 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:12,428 oh, it'll pay off. 467 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,030 I promise. 468 00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:15,676 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 469 00:18:15,739 --> 00:18:17,366 I really do appreciate you trying, 470 00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:19,457 but I think I'm just gonna hold this L and go to bed. 471 00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:20,536 What? No! 472 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:23,606 Sweetheart, don't lose faith in the sleepover. 473 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,496 These girls are duds. 474 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,168 And we're gonna get a whole new crop, 475 00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:28,668 and we're gonna run it back! 476 00:18:28,746 --> 00:18:31,047 Sleepovers! 477 00:18:35,219 --> 00:18:36,986 This is the worst sleepover ever. 478 00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:38,220 I've been to worse. 479 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:39,522 What?! I thought you were asleep! 480 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,924 I was pretending to be asleep so I could prank everybody. 481 00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:44,593 Wait, you pretended to be asleep for hours? 482 00:18:44,696 --> 00:18:46,262 That's totally something I would do. 483 00:18:46,364 --> 00:18:47,329 - Really? - Yeah. 484 00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:48,864 I'll lie in wait for days, like a snake, 485 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,032 and then I strike. 486 00:18:50,101 --> 00:18:51,033 That's so cool. 487 00:18:51,135 --> 00:18:52,201 Thank you. 488 00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:54,303 Oh, and your fake snore is top-notch. 489 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:55,604 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 490 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,207 Want to go tell Savannah that Jack still wets the bed? 491 00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:00,142 Yes. Yes, I do. 492 00:19:04,949 --> 00:19:06,449 - Hey, Dad, Dad. - Yeah? 493 00:19:06,484 --> 00:19:09,985 You know... after we talked last night, 494 00:19:10,054 --> 00:19:13,155 I walked away knowing that my future is with Stevens & Lido. 495 00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:14,390 That's great, son. 496 00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:17,359 But then I re-read the e-mail from Jasmine 497 00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:18,494 and was reminded 498 00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:20,429 that I'd be getting a percentage of the door. 499 00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:21,831 - Oh. - So I went to bed 500 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:25,835 knowing that this was gonna be a really difficult conversation. 501 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:26,763 Mm. 502 00:19:26,788 --> 00:19:28,971 But then, I thought to myself, "Hmm. 503 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,541 Maybe if this is so hard, am I making the wrong decision?" 504 00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:34,443 - Uh-huh? - So I changed my mind 505 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:36,650 and realized that my passion is with advertising. 506 00:19:36,736 --> 00:19:38,981 - Okay. - But then I had a dream. 507 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,583 I take back the offer. 508 00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:41,951 Wait, no! Dad, Dad, wait. 509 00:19:42,053 --> 00:19:43,652 What? 510 00:19:43,707 --> 00:19:45,006 I'm gonna go with you. 511 00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:47,990 I feel like we work really well together, 512 00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:50,092 and I want to see where this goes. 513 00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:52,261 Me too, son. 514 00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:54,396 Good. 515 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,649 'Cause I don't think I'm ready to step off your path just yet. 516 00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:57,900 Hey. 517 00:19:57,969 --> 00:20:02,304 It's... It's not just my path anymore. 518 00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:03,939 It's our path. 519 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,944 If I hold my arms out to hug you, 520 00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:10,279 will you let me? 521 00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:15,184 Only one way to find out. 522 00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:20,674 - Dad? - Yep? 523 00:20:21,478 --> 00:20:23,099 This was in my dream. 524 00:20:24,996 --> 00:20:26,455 Mine, too. 525 00:20:26,603 --> 00:20:29,908 Come on! Go-go with it! 526 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,494 People paid money for this? 527 00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:34,648 I want to throw a bottle at Dad. 528 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,550 This song has been on for 45 minutes. 529 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,851 It's been eight songs. 530 00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:39,786 They just all sound the same, baby. 531 00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,035 I'm starting to rethink my path. 532 00:20:43,105 --> 00:20:44,949 Hoo. Hot mess. 533 00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:46,785 Let's go. Come on. 534 00:20:48,142 --> 00:20:49,433 Ow! 535 00:20:49,472 --> 00:20:50,550 Babe... 536 00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:51,965 Whoo! 537 00:20:52,011 --> 00:20:53,101 My knees ain't what they used to be. 538 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,469 Oh, mine either, but keep going. 539 00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:55,648 Ah! 540 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:56,961 I can't. 541 00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,211 Whoo!