1 00:00:00,451 --> 00:00:03,926 People always say they hate being labeled. 2 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:06,769 They don't want to be seen as just one thing. 3 00:00:06,871 --> 00:00:09,204 But let's be honest... We need labels. 4 00:00:09,307 --> 00:00:11,507 When things aren't clearly labeled, 5 00:00:11,609 --> 00:00:12,908 it can cause problems. 6 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:14,476 Come on! 7 00:00:14,578 --> 00:00:17,413 Who put the mom jeans in the men's section?! 8 00:00:17,515 --> 00:00:18,681 And even in families, 9 00:00:18,783 --> 00:00:21,250 labels can be a pretty useful shorthand. 10 00:00:30,861 --> 00:00:33,362 But sometimes people... Just like pants... 11 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:35,464 Have the wrong label... 12 00:00:35,566 --> 00:00:38,070 while others act in ways that surprise you. 13 00:00:39,837 --> 00:00:42,237 And that's when things get confusing. 14 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:47,300 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 15 00:00:50,715 --> 00:00:51,647 - Oh. Mom. - Yes. 16 00:00:51,749 --> 00:00:53,248 Uh, which one for Laura's party... 17 00:00:53,351 --> 00:00:54,316 This one or this one? 18 00:00:54,418 --> 00:00:56,285 - I like that one! - Okay, great. 19 00:00:57,788 --> 00:00:59,888 What? Wait, what are you do... That's my shirt! 20 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,690 Ugh! 21 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:03,158 She's doing you a favor, baby. 22 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:03,992 Up top. 23 00:01:04,095 --> 00:01:05,094 - Okay. - Mm! 24 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:06,762 What kind of party is this gonna be? 25 00:01:06,864 --> 00:01:07,990 Who's gonna be there? 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,366 What time are you coming home? 27 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:10,767 Dad, can you check her? 28 00:01:10,869 --> 00:01:13,236 Bow, the girl is about to go to college, okay? 29 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:16,072 It's basically a courtesy that she's even asking us. 30 00:01:16,174 --> 00:01:18,041 She could've lied and said she's gonna study. 31 00:01:18,143 --> 00:01:19,543 Could've. Didn't. 32 00:01:19,645 --> 00:01:20,877 You're welcome. 33 00:01:20,979 --> 00:01:22,746 - Up top again. - So annoying. 34 00:01:22,848 --> 00:01:25,315 Hey! Junior. Come over here. 35 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:26,616 - Why? - You want to go out tonight? 36 00:01:26,718 --> 00:01:28,852 Sure. What are you in the mood for? 37 00:01:28,954 --> 00:01:30,520 Dinner, a show? 38 00:01:30,622 --> 00:01:32,856 It's been forever since we went dancing. 39 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:34,958 That was so much fun! 40 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,126 No, I meant with your sister. 41 00:01:36,228 --> 00:01:37,494 You want to go to a party? 42 00:01:37,596 --> 00:01:39,029 - Ooh! - What?! Why?! 43 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:40,497 Is this because of the shirt? 44 00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:42,098 It's not not because of the shirt. 45 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,301 You guys are gonna have so much fun. Huh? 46 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:45,235 Trust me. 47 00:01:45,337 --> 00:01:46,736 I'm in, so long as you and I 48 00:01:46,838 --> 00:01:49,306 are still on for tomorrow at the farmers market. 49 00:01:49,408 --> 00:01:50,373 Yeap. 50 00:01:50,475 --> 00:01:52,175 I've got my eye on some local honey 51 00:01:52,277 --> 00:01:53,910 that will help with my allergies. 52 00:01:54,012 --> 00:01:55,779 - I'm gonna go get changed. - Mm-hmm. 53 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:58,014 - This is so unfair. - Really? 54 00:01:58,116 --> 00:01:59,015 It is. 55 00:01:59,117 --> 00:02:01,318 - He's a lame. - Exactly. 56 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:05,288 And I want him to keep an eye on her. 57 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:06,356 - Bow. - Ha. 58 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:07,724 She's got a good head on her shoulders. 59 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:08,858 We can trust her. 60 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:11,561 Look, Dre, it is the end of senior year. 61 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:14,164 - Mm-hmm. - This is when all these kids slip up. 62 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:17,567 They think they're grown, but they're still dumb kids. 63 00:02:17,669 --> 00:02:19,369 - She's 17 years old, Dre. - Yes. 64 00:02:19,471 --> 00:02:22,172 I remember where I was at 17. 65 00:02:22,274 --> 00:02:24,140 - The library. - Yes! 66 00:02:24,242 --> 00:02:26,943 Why would you s-say it like that? 67 00:02:27,045 --> 00:02:28,545 He's gonna embarrass her, Bow. 68 00:02:28,647 --> 00:02:30,113 - He's not gonna embarrass her. - What? 69 00:02:30,215 --> 00:02:33,183 Okay. Party cloak or formal cloak? 70 00:02:33,285 --> 00:02:35,318 I don't want to look like I'm trying too hard. 71 00:02:39,124 --> 00:02:40,900 Lame. 72 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:42,544 Was that an "L"? 73 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,312 Yeah, for "I love you, Junior." 74 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,014 He loves you so much. 75 00:02:46,116 --> 00:02:47,380 Party cloak, sweetie. 76 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:48,990 The purple... it'll bring out your eyes. 77 00:03:00,197 --> 00:03:01,396 - Yeah? - Hey, Pops. 78 00:03:01,498 --> 00:03:02,597 What the hell's going on over here, man? 79 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:03,699 Nothing. 80 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:06,868 Are you playing E-40? 81 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:09,070 - No! - I didn't know you liked E-40. 82 00:03:09,173 --> 00:03:11,039 - Pops, I like E-40. - No, you don't. 83 00:03:11,141 --> 00:03:13,074 - Yes, I... - We'll keep the music down. 84 00:03:13,177 --> 00:03:14,509 "We"? 85 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,178 - You got somebody over here? - No. 86 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,712 Oh, hey. 87 00:03:17,815 --> 00:03:19,514 Rhonda? I didn't even know you were in town. 88 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,016 What the hell you doing here? 89 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,219 Dad and I are on the mission to find the best sandwich in L.A. 90 00:03:24,321 --> 00:03:25,987 - I like sandwiches. - You don't like sandwiches. 91 00:03:26,089 --> 00:03:28,125 - Yes, I do. - No, you don't. 92 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,026 Okay. I see how it is. 93 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,828 Always the two of you. 94 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:35,130 All right, well, look, could you keep the music down? 95 00:03:35,232 --> 00:03:37,399 This is a civilized community. 96 00:03:37,501 --> 00:03:38,700 Sure thing, boss. 97 00:03:43,519 --> 00:03:44,731 I love that song. 98 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:52,013 - You found me! - Oh, my God! 99 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:53,949 I've been hiding for two hours. 100 00:03:54,051 --> 00:03:55,283 - Ohh! - Two! 101 00:03:55,385 --> 00:03:57,853 - Did you find Jack yet? - Uh, I'm still looking for him. 102 00:03:59,189 --> 00:04:00,522 You weren't looking, were you? 103 00:04:00,624 --> 00:04:02,991 - Mm? - You forgot. 104 00:04:03,093 --> 00:04:05,794 Okay, yes, I did. I forgot. 105 00:04:05,863 --> 00:04:08,964 I have a growing parasite inside my belly 106 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:11,333 that is sucking all the power from my brain. 107 00:04:11,435 --> 00:04:14,102 So you just need to lower your expectations, okay? 108 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:16,538 Mommy's doing her best. 109 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,074 Why do they tell women they can have it all? 110 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,275 Did I win? 111 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:23,512 I've been hiding in the dryer for 2 1/2 hours. 112 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:25,413 Mom stopped looking for us. 113 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,382 We're forgotten children. 114 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,520 Which means no one will know 115 00:04:31,622 --> 00:04:32,787 if we do the things 116 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:35,123 that they always tell us not to do. 117 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,492 You mean like join the white man's army? 118 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,928 You've been hanging out with Pops too much. 119 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:43,798 So, what should we do first? 120 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,368 Mom said never to lay a finger on that vase! 121 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,136 But we're motherless children. 122 00:04:48,238 --> 00:04:49,838 Catch! 123 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:04,119 Wow! This is festive! 124 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,389 I'd like to find Laura's parents and thank them. 125 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:09,624 Do you think they're upstairs or downstairs? 126 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,992 Or in St. Lucia. 127 00:05:11,094 --> 00:05:12,319 - Hey! - Hi, Zoey! 128 00:05:12,329 --> 00:05:14,663 There are no parents here? 129 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:17,198 But there are some adults present, 130 00:05:17,301 --> 00:05:19,768 like an aunt or a trusted nanny...? 131 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,202 Nope... just that guy 132 00:05:21,305 --> 00:05:23,572 who graduated from our school two years ago. 133 00:05:26,276 --> 00:05:28,577 Okay. Dude, I'm begging you. 134 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:30,679 Please try and be cool. 135 00:05:30,781 --> 00:05:32,047 Not a problem. 136 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:33,481 I am cool! 137 00:05:35,385 --> 00:05:37,819 Yes! Fruit punch! Yeah! 138 00:05:38,889 --> 00:05:40,221 I'm not with him. 139 00:05:40,324 --> 00:05:41,324 Zoey! 140 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,126 Zoey? 141 00:05:45,228 --> 00:05:48,163 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... 142 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,332 this punch smells like Pops' room. 143 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,900 I think there's alcohol in it. 144 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:54,235 Okay, dude, this is a high-school party, 145 00:05:54,338 --> 00:05:55,870 so chill out. 146 00:05:55,973 --> 00:05:58,373 You don't have to drink it. 147 00:05:58,475 --> 00:05:59,407 All right. 148 00:05:59,509 --> 00:06:00,842 I read about this. 149 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,978 It was bound to happen sometime. 150 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,779 Keep a cool head. 151 00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:06,147 I'm at a rager. 152 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:07,882 Oh, my God. 153 00:06:07,985 --> 00:06:11,019 You're the reason they should bring bullying back. 154 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,522 Joke's on you. 155 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:15,790 Never went away. 156 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,993 Ha ha! 157 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:19,761 I ain't believe that. 158 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:21,696 Dre. Me and Rhonda are going down to the track. 159 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,764 You got some extra cash? 160 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:25,634 Grown-ass man asking his son for money. 161 00:06:25,736 --> 00:06:27,135 Get a job, Earl! 162 00:06:27,237 --> 00:06:29,337 - Hey, Mama, don't talk to him like that. - What? 163 00:06:29,439 --> 00:06:31,039 This man put food on our table. 164 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,642 He worked his ass off for this family 165 00:06:33,744 --> 00:06:35,844 until he sued that mattress company for reparations. 166 00:06:35,946 --> 00:06:37,579 - That's right. Thank you, Rhonda. - Uh-huh. 167 00:06:37,681 --> 00:06:40,849 Yeah, I was a breadwinner and a civil-rights pioneer. 168 00:06:40,951 --> 00:06:43,718 And now that I'm retired, I've taken up mentoring 169 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,454 several inexperienced gamblers down at Hollywood Park. 170 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:48,056 That's my daddy... philanthropic. 171 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,157 Still giving back. 172 00:06:49,259 --> 00:06:51,593 Whatever. Pops, I ain't got nothin' on me. 173 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:53,328 That's okay... I know where you keep the money 174 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,697 - hidden in your drawer upstairs. - Unh-unh, Earl! 175 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,400 Dre's cupcake money is my petty cash! 176 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,235 Earl! 177 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,836 Oh, Earl! 178 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,373 Why do you always defend him? 179 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:07,075 Come on, Dre. We both have our favorite parent. 180 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,143 You chose Mom. 181 00:07:08,245 --> 00:07:10,011 That wasn't even a choice. 182 00:07:10,113 --> 00:07:11,312 She's the good one. 183 00:07:11,415 --> 00:07:16,418 Dad cheats on everything... His taxes, his wife, Monopoly. 184 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,887 The man keeps a Park Place card in his pocket. 185 00:07:18,989 --> 00:07:20,555 Dude, Mom's hardly a saint. 186 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,090 What has she ever done?! 187 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,859 Okay, well, I don't know she blew up Dad's boat. 188 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,061 - Mm-hmm. - Shot him. 189 00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:27,896 - Mm-hmm. - Blew up his other boat. 190 00:07:27,998 --> 00:07:29,806 - Mm-hmm. - Shot him again. 191 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,933 You reachin'. 192 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:35,336 She had an affair with Mr. Caldwell. 193 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,106 My gym teacher? 194 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,342 No. No. No way. No way. 195 00:07:41,445 --> 00:07:43,812 Now, how you think you got an "A" in gym? 196 00:07:43,914 --> 00:07:44,914 I... 197 00:07:47,184 --> 00:07:49,784 Attaboy, Dre. You got it. 198 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,152 Thanks, Coach Dad. 199 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,424 No wonder he had Thanksgiving with us. 200 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,161 Mama, can I ask you something? 201 00:08:04,804 --> 00:08:06,354 This is totally normal. 202 00:08:06,456 --> 00:08:07,388 Not a big deal. 203 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:10,345 Just a few bad apples. 204 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:13,895 Oh, my God. My student body cabinet?! 205 00:08:13,997 --> 00:08:15,830 Drew, you're the treasurer! 206 00:08:15,932 --> 00:08:18,399 Have you been treasuring drunk? 207 00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:21,035 Emily! You're the designated survivor! 208 00:08:21,137 --> 00:08:23,137 We can't both be here! 209 00:08:23,239 --> 00:08:25,640 Relax, dude. Have a beer. 210 00:08:25,742 --> 00:08:27,842 I don't need to be drunk to be cool. 211 00:08:27,944 --> 00:08:30,177 The new drunk is not being drunk. 212 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,412 Okay? 213 00:08:31,514 --> 00:08:33,414 Beer. 214 00:08:33,516 --> 00:08:35,149 You know that those are covered in weed? 215 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:37,218 Okay. 216 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,819 No, dude, you're gonna die. 217 00:08:41,658 --> 00:08:43,991 Oh, my God. How many am I supposed to have? 218 00:08:44,093 --> 00:08:45,092 I don't know, 219 00:08:45,194 --> 00:08:47,728 but that kid over there only had one. 220 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:50,531 Aaaaah! 221 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:52,266 Aaaaah! 222 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:54,135 Oh, no. Oh, no! 223 00:08:54,237 --> 00:08:56,170 My brain hasn't finished forming yet. 224 00:08:56,272 --> 00:08:57,371 I got to throw these up. 225 00:09:00,276 --> 00:09:02,009 Why can't I throw these up?! 226 00:09:02,111 --> 00:09:04,712 Does anyone here have a tongue depressor? 227 00:09:04,814 --> 00:09:08,282 Why are you all just laughing?! 228 00:09:10,153 --> 00:09:11,252 - Mama. - Mm? 229 00:09:11,354 --> 00:09:13,220 You wouldn't believe what Rhonda just said about you. 230 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:16,691 She said you ran around on Pops with my teacher. 231 00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:18,592 What?! Oh, honey, you... 232 00:09:18,695 --> 00:09:21,028 You know that's not true. 233 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,530 Okay, well, why would she lie? 234 00:09:22,632 --> 00:09:24,198 Everybody lies. 235 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,701 Bill Clinton, Zac Efron. 236 00:09:26,803 --> 00:09:28,803 And don't get me started on Oprah. 237 00:09:28,905 --> 00:09:31,305 "Lose weight eating bread," my ass! 238 00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:33,741 Even Archbishop Desmond Tutu lies. 239 00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:35,776 I was sitting on an airplane with him one time. 240 00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:38,913 Went to the bathroom, came back, my peanuts were gone. 241 00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:40,181 And I said to him... 242 00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:43,985 Desmond Tutu, did you steal my peanuts?! 243 00:09:44,087 --> 00:09:46,821 Ma'am, my is Ahmad Rashad, 244 00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:48,589 and your hand is on my penis. 245 00:09:48,691 --> 00:09:50,491 Oh. 246 00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:52,426 Well... 247 00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:54,729 Mama, what are you talking about? 248 00:09:54,831 --> 00:09:56,197 I'm talking about lies! 249 00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:59,633 Like the one your sister told about me and your gym teacher! 250 00:09:59,736 --> 00:10:00,701 Hold on. 251 00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:01,869 What? 252 00:10:01,971 --> 00:10:05,206 I never said "gym teacher." 253 00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:10,144 Mama, you were running around on Pops with Coach Dad? 254 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:13,614 Now I realize I was the only one calling him Coach Dad! 255 00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,983 - Mama, how could you?! - Oh, boy, don't make such a fuss. 256 00:10:16,085 --> 00:10:18,386 It was a hundred years ago, and it was just one time. 257 00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:20,755 - One time? - And then on and off for about two years. 258 00:10:20,857 --> 00:10:22,223 - What?! - Oh, come on, boy. 259 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:24,692 How do you think you passed gym class? 260 00:10:27,263 --> 00:10:30,464 Because I ran the mile in under 22 minutes. 261 00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:32,233 ♪ 262 00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,335 It's fun when no one cares about you. 263 00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:35,770 - Mm-hmm. - What's next? 264 00:10:35,872 --> 00:10:40,441 Well, we've taken Mom's youth, her joy, and her beauty. 265 00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:43,177 And now it's time to take her Enclave. 266 00:10:51,454 --> 00:10:52,920 Let's kick it up a notch. 267 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:03,030 Whoo! Come on! Faster! Faster! 268 00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:07,802 One... 269 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:08,669 two... 270 00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,171 and three! 271 00:11:10,273 --> 00:11:11,739 Whoo! 272 00:11:11,841 --> 00:11:13,707 Oh! 273 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,709 Yeah! 274 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:19,147 Again! 275 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:23,284 Junior, stop being so self-conscious. 276 00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:25,319 No one is looking at you. 277 00:11:25,421 --> 00:11:26,454 Are you sure? 278 00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:27,788 Positive. 279 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,356 Just have fun, sweetheart. 280 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,159 And call me if your sister does anything stupid. 281 00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:33,661 Mm-hmm. 282 00:11:33,763 --> 00:11:36,464 Oh, my God. Junior! Are you high? 283 00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:37,832 Yes. 284 00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:40,801 Did you know these chips are laced with cannabinoids? 285 00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:42,369 Uh, yeah. 286 00:11:42,472 --> 00:11:45,806 Rastaman's Pot-a-to Chips have weed in them. 287 00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:46,740 Ohhhh! 288 00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:48,576 How many of these did you have? 289 00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:50,878 You talk white. 290 00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,614 And Mom thinks I'm the problem. 291 00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,082 Hey, Mr. President. 292 00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:57,551 Can I get one for the 'Gram? Shirt off. 293 00:11:57,653 --> 00:11:59,186 Okay. 294 00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:00,788 Riley! Knock it off. 295 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:03,057 That's my brother, and I will ruin you. 296 00:12:03,159 --> 00:12:04,792 Junior, put your clothes on. 297 00:12:04,894 --> 00:12:07,128 Let me give the people what they want! 298 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,129 You're a mess. 299 00:12:08,231 --> 00:12:09,530 Um... here. 300 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:11,065 Drink all of this. 301 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:11,999 Cops! 302 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,034 Oh, God! Come on! We have to go! 303 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,269 Wait. Where are your shoes? 304 00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:17,138 Where are anybody's shoes? 305 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,573 Okay. I'll find them. 306 00:12:19,675 --> 00:12:21,308 I don't need shoes. 307 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:23,711 I have no feet! 308 00:12:23,813 --> 00:12:25,613 Oh! Found them! 309 00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:27,248 We've got to g... 310 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,350 Junior?! 311 00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:35,222 Hello, officers. I am so glad you're here. 312 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,091 I heard there's alcohol at this party. 313 00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:38,359 ♪ 314 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,050 I'd been thinking. 315 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:45,308 After all my mom went through with Pops, who was I to judge? 316 00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:46,250 Hey, Mama. 317 00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:49,253 There's something I'd like to say. 318 00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:51,956 Look, I'm... I'm not here to judge you. 319 00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:53,724 I'm... 320 00:12:53,826 --> 00:12:55,993 I'm here to forgive you for, you know... 321 00:12:57,664 --> 00:12:59,930 your affair. 322 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,033 Forgive me? 323 00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:04,535 I don't need you to forgive me. 324 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:07,304 Andre, men look at me. 325 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,572 They desire me. 326 00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:10,841 Their eyes roam my body and... 327 00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:11,909 Okay, Mama, I don't... I don't... 328 00:13:12,011 --> 00:13:13,144 I don't need to hear any more. 329 00:13:13,246 --> 00:13:15,212 Yeah, well, good, 'cause I was 'bout to get dirty. 330 00:13:16,816 --> 00:13:19,316 Look, whatever happened back in the day 331 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,851 is none of my business. 332 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,155 And I'm sorry that I blew up at you like that. 333 00:13:24,257 --> 00:13:25,256 I guess I was just shocked 334 00:13:25,358 --> 00:13:27,925 because I always think of you as perfect. 335 00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:31,295 Baby, ain't nothing perfect 'cept Jesus. 336 00:13:31,397 --> 00:13:33,130 And Luther Vandross' first album. 337 00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:34,265 Mm. 338 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,201 But I like that you saw me that way. 339 00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:41,639 You know, Mama, maybe this'll be better for us. 340 00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:45,009 You know, me seeing you as a real person. 341 00:13:45,111 --> 00:13:47,912 Yeah, but I don't want you thinking I had loose morals. 342 00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:51,482 I really did love your science teacher. 343 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:54,018 Gym teacher, Mama. 344 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,387 Oh, yeah... gym teacher. Yeah. 345 00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:58,489 Definitely, there was only one teacher. 346 00:13:58,591 --> 00:13:59,523 Ooh. 347 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,125 You won that science fair on your own. 348 00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:02,326 Yes, you did. 349 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,429 Oh, who's the winner? Yes! 350 00:14:05,531 --> 00:14:07,164 Say cheese! 351 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:08,632 Yes! 352 00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,101 Mmm! 353 00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:11,068 Mmm! 354 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,536 Damn it, Mama, 355 00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:14,805 did I earn any of my grades? 356 00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:15,907 Hm? 357 00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:21,445 Let's make sure I don't see your face again. 358 00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:23,514 You won't. And I am so sorry. 359 00:14:23,616 --> 00:14:25,716 And thank you so much for bringing her home safely. 360 00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:27,485 I really appreciate it. Thank you. 361 00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:28,919 Thank you. 362 00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:32,223 Zoey, what were you thinking? 363 00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:34,191 You're lucky they didn't put you in jail! 364 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:37,128 You could've blown everything been expelled from school, 365 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:39,497 put your whole college acceptance in jeopardy. 366 00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:40,765 But I didn't do anything. 367 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:43,901 Zoey, they do not bring kids home in police cars 368 00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:45,302 who didn't do anything! 369 00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:47,131 You're on your way to college, young lady! 370 00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:49,907 - Yeah. - No, you need to make better choices! 371 00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:52,309 I'm so mad at you! I can't even look at you right now! 372 00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,078 Go to your room! Go! 373 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,913 - Where are you going?! - To my room! 374 00:14:56,015 --> 00:14:57,581 Right, yes! You go to your room! 375 00:14:57,683 --> 00:14:58,849 And where's your brother? 376 00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:00,117 - Ma'am? - Yes? 377 00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:01,318 Is this your son? 378 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,320 Yes, it's... this is my son. 379 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:04,488 He just turned himself in to me. 380 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:05,523 Oh, my God. 381 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,525 Apparently, he accidentally got high, 382 00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:09,393 and he liked it. 383 00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,462 I did. 384 00:15:11,564 --> 00:15:13,063 - I'm a user. - Oh, God. 385 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,232 Thank you, thank you so much, gentlemen, again. 386 00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,934 Thank you again. 387 00:15:17,036 --> 00:15:19,336 Wha... Where... Where are your shoes, sweetheart? 388 00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:20,871 Mommy! 389 00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:22,791 Sweetheart, what? 390 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,676 I should've taken you dancing. 391 00:15:30,116 --> 00:15:31,215 Hey. What are you guys watching? 392 00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:32,550 Nothing. 393 00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:34,785 Come on. You don't have to be like that, all right? 394 00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:36,754 I'm with you guys. 395 00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,356 I know Mom's not a saint. 396 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,091 I told you telling him was a big mistake. 397 00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:42,560 Listen, I regretted it instantly. 398 00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,361 I thought he was strong enough to handle it. 399 00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:45,362 Men are weak. 400 00:15:45,464 --> 00:15:47,097 Look, Pops. 401 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,233 Man, I blamed you for everything 402 00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:50,868 that went down growing up. 403 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:52,436 Why didn't you ever tell me the truth? 404 00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:54,378 Because you were always such a mama's boy, Dre. 405 00:15:55,174 --> 00:15:57,274 Look, you needed your mama to be a saint, 406 00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,343 and it takes a special kind of monster 407 00:15:59,445 --> 00:16:01,679 to ruin a mama for a mama's boy. 408 00:16:01,781 --> 00:16:04,148 Pops, can you stop calling me a mama's boy? 409 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,049 Come on, Dre. 410 00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,116 All he's trying to say 411 00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:07,651 is that he wasn't gonna vilify Mom, 412 00:16:07,753 --> 00:16:09,119 - because you're... - You're a mama's boy. 413 00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:10,588 - Hey! - Yeah. 414 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:13,390 You should've at least told me about Mama. 415 00:16:13,492 --> 00:16:17,161 No. It was right that I took the hit on that. 416 00:16:17,263 --> 00:16:19,530 It's part of being a good father. 417 00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:20,965 He looked out for us, Dre. 418 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,499 He only let it slip about Mom 419 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,368 when we went scotch tasting last year. 420 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,936 Scotch tasting? 421 00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:26,971 I love scotch. 422 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,205 - No, you don't. - No, you don't. 423 00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:30,674 Yeah, you're more of like a... a lychee martini guy. 424 00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:31,642 Eh... 425 00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:33,177 A man can't be both? 426 00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:35,379 - No. - No. 427 00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,147 Look at your brother. 428 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,315 Look at that! 429 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,818 You were so busy partying and getting arrested 430 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,355 that your brother ate 13 marijuana chips! 431 00:16:44,457 --> 00:16:45,956 - 19. - Oh, my God. 432 00:16:46,058 --> 00:16:48,359 Zoey, you were supposed to be watching him! 433 00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:49,960 No, I wasn't. 434 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,696 You made me take him... And probably to spy on me. 435 00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:54,632 No! No! 436 00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:56,133 M... 437 00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:57,368 Maybe. 438 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,570 Yes, I did. Okay? 439 00:16:59,672 --> 00:17:03,173 But obviously, you were the one that needed watching. 440 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:05,075 - No, she didn't! - Huh? 441 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,511 Zoey's the only reason I didn't die. 442 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:10,080 She calmed me down, got me water, 443 00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,783 and protected me while I made myself vulnerable 444 00:17:12,885 --> 00:17:14,852 to blackmail and impeachment. 445 00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,487 - She did? - Yeah. 446 00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,821 She wasn't even drinking. 447 00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:19,023 And only got caught 448 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,592 because she stayed to help me find my shoes. 449 00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:23,560 What? 450 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,262 I forgot my party cloak! 451 00:17:26,432 --> 00:17:28,132 Why do I always have to showboat? 452 00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:29,164 Oh, boy. 453 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,202 Mom, I don't know why you're on me all of a sudden, 454 00:17:32,305 --> 00:17:34,605 but I haven't done anything that bad. 455 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:37,341 Why would you assume I'm so terrible? 456 00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:39,510 Sweetie, I know you're not terrible. 457 00:17:39,612 --> 00:17:40,644 But you're leaving soon. 458 00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:43,113 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm scared. 459 00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:45,616 I am scared about what might happen 460 00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:47,484 if I'm not with you every day. 461 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:51,121 I still see you as a little girl, even though... 462 00:17:51,223 --> 00:17:53,157 I know you haven't been that for years. 463 00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:54,992 You've changed, but it's just hard 464 00:17:55,094 --> 00:17:57,995 for me to see you as something different. 465 00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,798 My God, sweetheart, you are 17 years old, 466 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,001 which makes me, like, so ancient. 467 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:07,671 It's so hard to think of me that way because I'm... 468 00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:10,441 I'm so young and... and hip. 469 00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:13,043 Yeah. Hip people always say they're hip. 470 00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:14,278 - That's what I thought. - Yeah. 471 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,646 ♪ 472 00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:17,781 I can't believe the police brought my kids home. 473 00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,750 Dre, I told you the kids are fine. 474 00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:21,118 I don't care about them kids. 475 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,987 - What? - It's the neighbors. 476 00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:25,422 That Nextdoor app is buzzing with racism. 477 00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:26,690 Yeah, well, you know what? 478 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:30,694 I just feel bad, because Zoey is a really good kid, 479 00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:32,863 and I was trying to convince myself that she wasn't. 480 00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:36,300 I mean, it didn't help that the police brought her home, 481 00:18:36,402 --> 00:18:40,237 but I don't know why I assume the worst about her. 482 00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,672 You label people, Bow. 483 00:18:41,774 --> 00:18:43,140 When you get an idea about a person, 484 00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:44,608 it's hard for you to see the reality, 485 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,845 and you end up missing the obvious clues. 486 00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:50,714 Like perfect strangers at Thanksgiving 487 00:18:50,816 --> 00:18:55,052 or getting an "A" in gym for running a 30-minute mile. 488 00:18:55,154 --> 00:18:56,620 Okay, I don't know what you're talking about anymore. 489 00:18:56,722 --> 00:18:57,888 Not my mom. 490 00:18:58,024 --> 00:19:00,224 She's the exact same woman I always thought she was. 491 00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:02,226 All right, men don't look at her. 492 00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:03,260 She has no needs. 493 00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:04,161 She's a saint. 494 00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:05,162 Good night, Bow. 495 00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:06,930 Good night, sweetheart. 496 00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:12,302 Are you crying? 497 00:19:12,405 --> 00:19:13,303 Yes. 498 00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:14,406 No. 499 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,176 Oh, my God. 500 00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,338 Pops! Rhonda! 501 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,273 We talked about this! Open up! 502 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,941 Can I help you, boss? 503 00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:33,192 What are you doing here? 504 00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,603 Nothing. 505 00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:36,233 You two are supposed to be in bed. 506 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,242 Get out of here! 507 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,311 Oh. Suddenly, someone notices us. 508 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,245 Yeah, okay. 509 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,780 Pops is gonna give you a whuppin' 510 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,415 for being in his house. 511 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,121 Pops! 512 00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:50,689 Rhonda, you in there? 513 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,458 - No! - No!