1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:03,212 The worst part of a horror movie 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,306 is that it starts with everyone so happy. 3 00:00:05,378 --> 00:00:06,556 I like it. 4 00:00:06,957 --> 00:00:11,086 These poor suckers have no idea what's coming. 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,476 What the hell? 6 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,417 Why am I the only one screaming?! 7 00:00:20,472 --> 00:00:22,306 Because it's not scary. 8 00:00:22,307 --> 00:00:24,516 - That chainsaw can't cut through bone. - For real. 9 00:00:24,517 --> 00:00:25,601 They've made three movies 10 00:00:25,602 --> 00:00:27,394 about people getting murdered at this camp. 11 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,021 If your parents send you there, 12 00:00:29,022 --> 00:00:30,606 - they're trying to tell you something. - Right. 13 00:00:30,607 --> 00:00:33,067 No. It's the phones. 14 00:00:33,068 --> 00:00:34,526 - Give it to me. - What? 15 00:00:34,527 --> 00:00:37,571 I'm tired of all you being on your phones during movie night! 16 00:00:37,572 --> 00:00:39,740 - Give it to me. - Hey, I'm reading about the coronavirus 17 00:00:39,741 --> 00:00:41,325 being in Los Angeles County now. 18 00:00:41,326 --> 00:00:45,913 We're fine. The disease is only on cruise ships. 19 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:47,498 And if you got onto a cruise ship, 20 00:00:47,499 --> 00:00:49,759 you knew you were gonna get something. 21 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:51,001 - Give me the phone. - No. Come on. 22 00:00:51,026 --> 00:00:52,628 Give me the phone, boy! Thank you. 23 00:00:52,629 --> 00:00:53,837 I'm not afraid of the virus. 24 00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:55,839 - Yeah, Junior. You worry too much. - Mm. 25 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,008 Remember you got all excited about those murder hornets, 26 00:00:58,009 --> 00:00:59,510 and they never showed up? 27 00:00:59,511 --> 00:01:01,970 They can kill you through your pants! 28 00:01:01,971 --> 00:01:03,138 Dad, come on. I need my phone. 29 00:01:03,139 --> 00:01:04,598 I want to know what's going on. 30 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:08,060 No more phones until all those white kids are dead! 31 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:12,190 Quiet storm lighting. 32 00:01:21,157 --> 00:01:22,991 This could be about the virus, Dad. 33 00:01:22,992 --> 00:01:24,368 - I should go check on it. - Sit down. 34 00:01:24,369 --> 00:01:26,335 It's probably just one of those alerts that you get 35 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,736 when somebody's kidnapped. 36 00:01:27,761 --> 00:01:28,914 You're fine. 37 00:01:34,796 --> 00:01:38,173 - Dad! - Jack, everything is fine! 38 00:01:38,174 --> 00:01:39,550 Watch the movie! 39 00:01:51,104 --> 00:01:53,230 Something bad is happening. 40 00:01:53,231 --> 00:01:54,481 - Jack, grab my red passport. - On it. 41 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,899 Jack, sit down! 42 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,734 Nothing bad is happening, okay? 43 00:01:57,735 --> 00:01:58,944 If it were the end of the world, 44 00:01:58,945 --> 00:02:01,029 somebody would be calling the house phone. 45 00:02:08,371 --> 00:02:10,956 Uh... Junior, 46 00:02:10,957 --> 00:02:12,416 wh-why don't you grab that? 47 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,960 Oh, so now you want me to pick up a phone? 48 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:19,965 Fine. 49 00:02:25,763 --> 00:02:27,181 Hello? 50 00:02:27,182 --> 00:02:29,808 Hello, Andre Johnson. 51 00:02:29,809 --> 00:02:33,018 Valley Glen Prep has canceled classes 52 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:34,836 for the rest of the year. 53 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:41,466 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 54 00:02:43,714 --> 00:02:46,675 It was one thing not to be able to go to restaurants. 55 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,450 It was another thing for our kids 56 00:02:48,451 --> 00:02:50,828 to now be home 24/7. 57 00:02:50,829 --> 00:02:52,496 What? 58 00:02:52,497 --> 00:02:54,873 - Just got another e-mail from the school. - Ohh. 59 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,458 Oh, this is a disaster. 60 00:02:56,459 --> 00:02:58,252 Losing the end of the school year 61 00:02:58,253 --> 00:03:00,254 is gonna be traumatic for the twins, Dre. 62 00:03:00,255 --> 00:03:01,964 They're not gonna be able to see their friends, 63 00:03:01,965 --> 00:03:03,966 they're gonna be stuck in the house, 64 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:06,760 and they're not even gonna get their eighth grade graduation! 65 00:03:06,761 --> 00:03:07,970 Ah, I won't miss that. 66 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:09,763 - Dre. - Oh, okay. Okay. 67 00:03:09,764 --> 00:03:10,931 - But they will. - Yes. 68 00:03:10,932 --> 00:03:14,059 - Yeah. It's so scary. - Mm. 69 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,437 We just have to make sure we keep it 70 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:17,688 as normal as possible. 71 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:20,482 Yeah, I agree, but that's gonna be really hard, Dre, 72 00:03:20,483 --> 00:03:22,026 when we're homeschooling them. 73 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,111 Well, it won't really be 74 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:25,738 - homeschooling. - Hmm? 75 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,323 And we can make it like a regular school day. 76 00:03:27,324 --> 00:03:29,366 We just have to come up with a schedule. 77 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:31,577 So, before, they were in school 78 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,370 from 9:00 to 3:00. 79 00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:35,748 Now they are "distance learning" 80 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,791 from 9:00 to noon. 81 00:03:37,792 --> 00:03:39,793 That's where the school abandons us. 82 00:03:39,794 --> 00:03:41,587 You know, we can take that extra time 83 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,213 and supplement their learning. 84 00:03:43,214 --> 00:03:47,760 We can create hyperintensive 20-minute blocks. 85 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,762 You know, we'll call it... 86 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:50,722 circuit learning. 87 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:51,972 Oh, oh, oh! 88 00:03:51,973 --> 00:03:53,766 Can one of the circuits be pottery? 89 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,142 - Sure! - Ha ha! 90 00:03:55,143 --> 00:03:58,395 - Tuesdays, 1:35. - 1:35? 91 00:03:58,396 --> 00:04:00,606 - It's a proprietary schedule, Bow. - Hmm. 92 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,317 Kind of like when TBS would start their shows on the fives. 93 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:04,860 You know... 94 00:04:04,861 --> 00:04:06,487 I think once the word gets out, 95 00:04:06,488 --> 00:04:09,823 all the other parents are gonna want to send their kids to us. 96 00:04:09,824 --> 00:04:11,437 By "us," you mean you. 97 00:04:11,462 --> 00:04:12,826 What? 98 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:14,495 Oh, this is on you, sweetheart. 99 00:04:14,496 --> 00:04:15,662 I'm gonna be saving lives. 100 00:04:15,663 --> 00:04:16,872 - Hey! - Ah. 101 00:04:16,873 --> 00:04:18,916 So I came up with the schedule, 102 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,085 and the kids were working independently, 103 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,503 taking care of business. 104 00:04:22,504 --> 00:04:24,296 Nine checks in one day, 105 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,507 and I didn't have to get on you once. 106 00:04:26,508 --> 00:04:29,718 Okay, what does the Big Board say you have 107 00:04:29,719 --> 00:04:33,097 from the 2:25-to-2:45 block? 108 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,849 Uh... ooh! Study hall. 109 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,351 Can we listen to music while we do it? 110 00:04:37,352 --> 00:04:39,701 Of course you can. But it has to be classical. 111 00:04:39,726 --> 00:04:40,729 Okay. 112 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:42,439 Kool Moe Dee. 113 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,608 Ha ha! Ha ha! 114 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:47,236 Yeah, I knew this would be easy. 115 00:04:47,237 --> 00:04:49,488 Of course, while I was becoming 116 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,491 one of America's foremost educational innovators, 117 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:54,702 I still had to do my day job. 118 00:04:54,703 --> 00:04:56,161 Oh, hey, everybody! 119 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:57,508 Well, finally, Dre. 120 00:04:57,533 --> 00:04:59,125 Another minute, and you would have been furloughed. 121 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,624 - Oh. - Um, all right, everybody. 122 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:02,170 First order of business, 123 00:05:02,195 --> 00:05:05,379 uh, we have an exciting new client... skim milk. 124 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,214 Ah, water milk! 125 00:05:07,215 --> 00:05:10,718 With the nutrients of milk and the flavor of water. Nice. 126 00:05:10,719 --> 00:05:13,137 Lucy, how come your video isn't on? 127 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,513 Oh, I prefer to have it off. 128 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,931 I don't have a great connection. 129 00:05:15,932 --> 00:05:17,933 But I-I'm here and ready to work. 130 00:05:17,934 --> 00:05:19,877 That is ridiculous. Turn it on. 131 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,729 O-Okay. Just a second. 132 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:23,226 - Here we go. - Ew! 133 00:05:23,251 --> 00:05:24,356 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 134 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,743 Satan, I rebuke you. 135 00:05:25,768 --> 00:05:26,993 Tucker! 136 00:05:27,018 --> 00:05:28,194 You're fine. Stop crying. 137 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:29,195 So help me G... 138 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,946 Good God, man! 139 00:05:32,115 --> 00:05:33,965 It's not... It's not my fault, okay? 140 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:35,909 My nanny will not come to my house. 141 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,786 Does your nanny do your hair? 142 00:05:37,787 --> 00:05:40,111 I knew a woman would crumble in a crisis. 143 00:05:40,136 --> 00:05:42,284 That's why there's only one of you here, little lady. 144 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,542 I'm sorry. 145 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,544 - Really, just balancing... - Hyah! Hyah! 146 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,963 ...you know, kids' school and work and life and... 147 00:05:47,964 --> 00:05:50,382 It's a lot harder than I thought. 148 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,800 Maybe for you, 149 00:05:51,801 --> 00:05:53,719 but for me, it's been a breeze. 150 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,888 - How? - I'm on a schedule. 151 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:59,850 Plus, I get hours back from no commute and no drop-off. 152 00:05:59,851 --> 00:06:01,685 I've got nothing but time. 153 00:06:01,686 --> 00:06:06,064 Same here. And since I've never done drop-offs, double time. 154 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,691 I love it. You see that? 155 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:10,424 Testosterone... it activates in a crisis. 156 00:06:10,449 --> 00:06:12,736 That's why my hair's been growing like crazy. 157 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,782 Oh, God. 158 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,783 My cats love playing with it, too. 159 00:06:15,784 --> 00:06:18,035 Uh, look, Dre, that sounds great for you, 160 00:06:18,036 --> 00:06:19,620 but what about your kids? 161 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:20,996 They're flourishing! 162 00:06:20,997 --> 00:06:22,247 You know what? 163 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:25,250 Diane made me an ashtray in pottery. 164 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,252 I'm thinking about taking up smoking. 165 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,823 A schedule is... is not a bad idea. I mean... 166 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:30,672 Maybe if I put Tucker on a schedule... 167 00:06:30,673 --> 00:06:31,633 - ...things would get under control. - I want out! 168 00:06:31,634 --> 00:06:33,258 What was that?! 169 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,385 - Stop it, Tucker! - Again! 170 00:06:35,386 --> 00:06:37,846 I really appreciate the advice, Dre. I really do. 171 00:06:37,847 --> 00:06:39,681 It means so much to me. Tucker, why... 172 00:06:39,682 --> 00:06:41,850 Why is Mommy's candle tipped over on the magazines? 173 00:06:41,851 --> 00:06:44,019 Call the fire... I got to go. 174 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,150 You know what? 175 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:46,730 Y-You still got to send me in your status report! 176 00:06:46,731 --> 00:06:48,088 I don't care if you're on fire! 177 00:06:48,197 --> 00:06:51,080 Hoo! You are not gonna believe this one. 178 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,320 July 2019. 179 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,280 If you're looking for whipped cream, your grandmother took it, 180 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,313 and do not ask me any questions. 181 00:06:57,338 --> 00:07:01,161 No, me and Olivia are actually throwing out expired foods. 182 00:07:01,162 --> 00:07:04,748 Most people have 15 expired items in their fridge. 183 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:06,458 - Oh. - Hey, Olivia, 184 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,044 is a "best before" date the same thing as an expiration date? 185 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:10,837 No, most food is good for a month 186 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,631 after the "best before" date. 187 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,216 Of course you knew that, 188 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:16,718 - 'cause you know everything. - No, I don't. 189 00:07:16,719 --> 00:07:19,389 I don't know who the cutest guy in the world is. 190 00:07:20,765 --> 00:07:23,141 It's me. 191 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:25,769 Now I know everything. 192 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,619 - I'll call you later. - All right. Bye. 193 00:07:27,705 --> 00:07:30,822 All right. So things are going well between you and Olivia? 194 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:33,693 Yeah, it's going pretty great. It's just... 195 00:07:33,905 --> 00:07:35,288 really sucks being apart. 196 00:07:35,358 --> 00:07:37,840 I know it's tough, but at least you guys have technology 197 00:07:37,865 --> 00:07:39,171 so you can connect. 198 00:07:39,196 --> 00:07:41,527 Yeah, but Zoom just isn't the real thing. 199 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:42,824 - That's true. - I'll be lucky if I see her 200 00:07:42,849 --> 00:07:45,683 before this soy sauce expires in 2021. 201 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,397 Yeah. 202 00:07:47,398 --> 00:07:49,994 Well, listen, I know things are strange right now, 203 00:07:50,019 --> 00:07:52,986 but there's got to be a way for us to, I don't know, 204 00:07:52,987 --> 00:07:54,807 - make things seem normal? - Hmm. 205 00:07:54,832 --> 00:07:57,115 Well, if... if it wasn't a pandemic, 206 00:07:57,116 --> 00:07:58,951 Olivia probably would have come over here 207 00:07:58,952 --> 00:08:00,619 - for dinner by now, right? - Yeah. 208 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:02,678 - Why don't we have a virtual hang? - Really? 209 00:08:02,703 --> 00:08:04,373 - Uh-huh. - That'd be great! 210 00:08:04,374 --> 00:08:07,167 We can't let this virus stop us from living our lives. 211 00:08:07,168 --> 00:08:08,418 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 212 00:08:08,419 --> 00:08:09,878 Hey, but... 213 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,046 - one thing to note. - Yes? 214 00:08:11,047 --> 00:08:12,506 No wacky backgrounds. 215 00:08:12,507 --> 00:08:14,049 That's the fun of Zoom! 216 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:15,759 Oh, okay. We'll discuss later. 217 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,179 No, it's my account. We do wacky backgrounds. 218 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:24,351 A week into homeschooling, and I was crushing it. 219 00:08:24,352 --> 00:08:26,728 I had turned my dining room into Harvard... 220 00:08:26,729 --> 00:08:30,315 exclusive, challenging, and all legacies. 221 00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:33,110 Hey! I got you guys some barbecue! 222 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:35,362 - Whoa! What's the occasion? - No occasion. 223 00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:37,281 Now, go wash your hands before dinner. 224 00:08:37,282 --> 00:08:38,865 Oh. You can tell it's good. 225 00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:40,482 You can see the food through the paper bag. 226 00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:41,935 Yeah. 227 00:08:42,009 --> 00:08:44,969 Ooh. 228 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:48,181 Hey! Biggsy! 229 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:49,557 Ah. I bet you're calling 230 00:08:49,558 --> 00:08:51,935 to have me take some more kids under my wing, huh? 231 00:08:51,936 --> 00:08:54,395 Well, know what? I'll think about it. 232 00:08:54,396 --> 00:08:56,481 Probably gonna have to rename the school after me, though. 233 00:08:56,482 --> 00:08:58,274 - Actually... - You see... 234 00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,235 it's all about discipline and focus. 235 00:09:00,236 --> 00:09:04,072 Oh! That's the Johnson Prep motto, 236 00:09:04,073 --> 00:09:06,491 discipline and focus. 237 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:07,951 - Really? - Yep. 238 00:09:07,952 --> 00:09:10,578 Well, I've got another motto for you... 239 00:09:10,579 --> 00:09:13,248 your kids haven't turned in their work all week. 240 00:09:13,249 --> 00:09:14,958 - What? - I guess you could say 241 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:18,336 they lack discipline and focus. 242 00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:23,440 I can tell you cut your own hair. 243 00:09:24,213 --> 00:09:26,182 Is my line crooked? 244 00:09:28,421 --> 00:09:31,683 You didn't submit any work all week?! 245 00:09:31,684 --> 00:09:32,851 You didn't even do gym?! 246 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,687 You guys, it was five minutes of toe touching! 247 00:09:35,688 --> 00:09:37,897 How could this happen?! We have a Big Board! 248 00:09:37,898 --> 00:09:40,414 Is it not big enough? Because I can make it bigger. 249 00:09:40,439 --> 00:09:42,774 - We have 10-foot ceilings. - Nothing is wrong with the board. 250 00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:44,696 It just doesn't feel like school. 251 00:09:44,697 --> 00:09:46,114 So you just gave up? 252 00:09:46,115 --> 00:09:48,491 I want to learn, and I want to do a good job. 253 00:09:48,492 --> 00:09:50,827 It's... just impossible. 254 00:09:50,828 --> 00:09:54,800 Ah. Okay, look, guys, I-I know it's hard, all right? 255 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:57,458 But we just don't want you to be behind when you go back. 256 00:09:57,459 --> 00:09:59,043 If we go back. 257 00:09:59,044 --> 00:10:01,599 Am I spending the next year doing this? 258 00:10:01,624 --> 00:10:03,631 Is this what high school is going to look like? 259 00:10:03,656 --> 00:10:05,383 Am I doing college in my bedroom? 260 00:10:05,408 --> 00:10:08,970 And I haven't even seen any of my friends in forever. 261 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:10,889 It's all so depressing. 262 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:13,725 - Oh, God. - Okay, okay. 263 00:10:13,726 --> 00:10:15,101 You know what, guys? Look. 264 00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:16,936 Maybe you should just take a break 265 00:10:16,937 --> 00:10:18,521 from doing homework this weekend. 266 00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:20,815 All right? We'll start fresh on Monday. 267 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,080 - That's a good idea. - Okay. 268 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,782 - Sure. - All right, go. 269 00:10:25,821 --> 00:10:27,741 Oh, my God. 270 00:10:27,766 --> 00:10:30,658 You know what, baby? Maybe it was too much to ask 271 00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:33,161 for them to be on their own schedule. 272 00:10:33,162 --> 00:10:36,122 I mean, Junior was on his own schedule at Howard 273 00:10:36,123 --> 00:10:38,708 for only two days, and he lost his mind. 274 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:41,461 Well, I mean, Dre, they... they've lost their motivation. 275 00:10:41,462 --> 00:10:43,087 How do you keep going 276 00:10:43,088 --> 00:10:45,840 if there's no light at the end of the tunnel? 277 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:48,868 Maybe we should let them slide the rest of the semester. 278 00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:50,345 I mean, nothing from eighth grade 279 00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:52,180 ever comes up in real life. 280 00:10:52,181 --> 00:10:54,061 You really want to let them slide? 281 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,350 No. 282 00:10:55,351 --> 00:10:58,144 I don't think I could handle my kids getting bad grades. 283 00:10:58,145 --> 00:11:00,188 I mean, every time they get a B-minus, 284 00:11:00,189 --> 00:11:03,729 I'm afraid Don Lemon is gonna call me out on his show. 285 00:11:03,754 --> 00:11:05,213 Don Lemon. 286 00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:07,423 That Big Board isn't enough. 287 00:11:07,424 --> 00:11:08,925 We've got to be more hands-on. 288 00:11:08,926 --> 00:11:11,135 Oh, yes. Yes! 289 00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:13,179 Dre, absolutely. 290 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,140 A-And the hands that are gonna be on are yours 291 00:11:16,141 --> 00:11:18,059 - because these... - What? 292 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,811 These are gonna be saving lives. 293 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:23,231 I went to med school, and asking me to teach 294 00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:26,818 is like asking Mariah Carey to do dishes. 295 00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:35,243 Being more hands-on meant I had to perform 296 00:11:35,244 --> 00:11:37,829 a juggling act, and the balls in the air 297 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,415 were work, teaching my kids, and being a dad. 298 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,793 So, what they're looking for is a new slogan 299 00:11:43,794 --> 00:11:46,401 that'll bring skim milk into the 21st century. 300 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,816 And we can't say it isn't your grandfather's milk 301 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,609 because... 302 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,445 it is your grandfather's milk. 303 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:55,781 My grandfather's milk was gin. It was good for him... 304 00:11:55,936 --> 00:11:58,092 and us. 305 00:11:58,577 --> 00:11:59,660 - Hey, Dad. - Hmm? 306 00:11:59,661 --> 00:12:01,387 - Can you help me with math? - One sec, guys. 307 00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:03,164 What's the problem, son? 308 00:12:03,165 --> 00:12:04,623 I'm having trouble solving for "x." 309 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,542 Let me see this. 310 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:10,963 Say Pops bets "x." Then he has... 311 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,216 Well, it depends on how much he bets. 312 00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:17,970 Oh! So "x" can be different things at different times. 313 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,306 Oh, yeah! Hey, good work, son. 314 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,099 Thanks, Dad. 315 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,726 All right, guys, I'm back. 316 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:27,772 Here. "Skim milk... new milk, new you." 317 00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:29,231 - Huh. - Dre... 318 00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:30,775 ...that is amazing. 319 00:12:30,776 --> 00:12:32,735 I-It gives me goosebumps. 320 00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,197 And... And it almost makes me want to stop putting 321 00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:36,572 - heavy cream on my cereal. - Sorry. What? 322 00:12:36,573 --> 00:12:38,892 All right, I'm gonna have Design mock something up. 323 00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:39,992 - Dad? - Hmm? 324 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,327 What's the Continental Congress? 325 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,912 A slaveholder convention. 326 00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:44,497 You know, I'm thinking a combination 327 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,624 of outdoor, print, and social. 328 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:47,625 Yeah. 329 00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:49,293 It took a second, 330 00:12:49,294 --> 00:12:52,463 but, eventually, we got into a rhythm. 331 00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:55,522 I learned how to balance everything 332 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,511 and started making beautiful music. 333 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,235 Ah! 334 00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:16,987 After a great initial family call with Olivia, 335 00:13:16,988 --> 00:13:18,823 Junior was wanting more. 336 00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:21,575 But a rough day had taken its toll on Bow. 337 00:13:21,576 --> 00:13:22,327 - Yes. - Hey, Mom? 338 00:13:22,328 --> 00:13:23,702 Okay, Junior! 339 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,954 Sorry about that, 340 00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:27,540 but you didn't respond to my invite 341 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,917 for our next call with Olivia. 342 00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:31,418 It is gonna be great. 343 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,546 We are doing a cheese tasting. 344 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,589 Monsieur Luc is gonna give us each 345 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:39,367 35 cheeses to try from the Brittany Region, 346 00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:42,281 and the best part is we are all gonna be comparing 347 00:13:42,306 --> 00:13:43,806 cheese-tasting notes. 348 00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:46,183 I can't. Sometimes I just... I just want to come home 349 00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:48,227 and just, like, have a glass of wine. 350 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,647 And what better to pair with a glass of wine than cheese? 351 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,858 Seriously, Junior, I do video conferences all day long, 352 00:13:53,859 --> 00:13:56,402 and then I come home and I'm confronted by Ruby, 353 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,237 who's telling me that the virus is a plot 354 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,447 to take down Social Security, and then I have more paperwork. 355 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,491 And I just don't have the bandwidth 356 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,201 for 35 cheeses. 357 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:07,246 All right. I get it. Maybe some other time. 358 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,962 - Yeah, maybe some other time. - You are... a busy woman. 359 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:12,167 Yeah. Thank you. 360 00:14:15,547 --> 00:14:18,425 Oh! What? 361 00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:23,138 Who let Montell Jordan have a winery? 362 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,458 - Babe! - Yeah? 363 00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:28,027 Groceries have been delivered! 364 00:14:28,052 --> 00:14:29,028 Yay! 365 00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:30,561 And huge breakthrough today. 366 00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:32,438 The kids turned in all of their work, 367 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,440 and their teacher called and said their turnaround 368 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,774 is "impressive." 369 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,401 - Ooh! - Ha! Plus, at work, 370 00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:40,138 we got James Corden to play a gallon of skim milk 371 00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:41,163 for a TV spot. 372 00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:43,707 I gotta say, I am impressed. 373 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,709 Yes, baby, I am killing it! 374 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,169 I am up for any challenge. You know what? 375 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,338 I feel like I can re-roof the house. 376 00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:52,098 - Oh, I don't know about that. - Ah, yes, I could! 377 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:54,676 Huh. 378 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,761 - Huh. This... - What? 379 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,795 I-I-I can't find my cookies. 380 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,974 Oh. Well, we ordered them. 381 00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,684 - There's the crackers, and there's... - Oh, oh! 382 00:15:02,685 --> 00:15:04,811 Babe, they're right here. 383 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,063 No, baby, these... 384 00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:08,445 are not the cookies, right? 385 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,851 Okay, I ordered Oreos, all right? 386 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,236 I-I've been working so hard, 387 00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:14,612 keeping everything together, baby, 388 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:17,449 and I can't even get the damn cookies that I want! 389 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,200 S-Sweetheart, they... they look the same. 390 00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,952 - They are not the same, Bow! - Okay, uh... 391 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,164 All right. 392 00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,583 Are... Are you... Are you crying? 393 00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,001 - No, I'm not! - Oh! 394 00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:30,740 I'm just a man in a kitchen, having an emotional moment 395 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,842 over some damn bootleg cookies! 396 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,174 Okay. Oh! Okay! 397 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:35,925 Oh! Oh, my God! Dre! 398 00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:37,135 Dre! 399 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,012 Okay. 400 00:15:39,013 --> 00:15:40,597 Baby, I wish this was 2019, 401 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,015 where I could just eat... 402 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:44,017 ...samples in the grocery store. 403 00:15:48,211 --> 00:15:51,816 Hey, Junior? Hey, have you seen my headphones? 404 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,236 Well, well, well, look who it is... 405 00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:57,906 the mother who doesn't have time for her son. 406 00:15:57,907 --> 00:15:59,282 - Okay. - I should have known 407 00:15:59,283 --> 00:16:01,440 you never would have supported my relationship. 408 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:04,162 - Hmm? - You never supported my ukulele. 409 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,748 You never taped my audition for "Nailed It!" 410 00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:09,584 And don't even get me started on my nose ring. 411 00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:13,338 Okay. I'm the one who cleaned your nose 412 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,548 when it got infected. Junior? 413 00:16:15,549 --> 00:16:18,134 Hey. What's going on? 414 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:19,135 Nothing. 415 00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:20,303 Junior! 416 00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:21,513 I don't know. You know what? 417 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,723 Maybe it's because I really care about Olivia 418 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,558 and I thought that you would want to get to know her. 419 00:16:25,559 --> 00:16:28,424 I-I want to, Junior, but it's really hard right now b... 420 00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:30,021 - Is it? - Yes, it is. There's... 421 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,523 'Cause I'm the one who sets up all the calls. 422 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,358 I lay out all of the cheeses. 423 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,735 I don't know what else I need to do to make sure 424 00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:38,905 that the two most important women in my life grow closer. 425 00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:40,657 Oh, my God. 426 00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:43,034 Oh, my... 427 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,787 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 428 00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:51,084 I know what's going on. I got it. 429 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,630 You're in love. 430 00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:57,882 My baby bird... 431 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,259 ...you're in love. 432 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,553 - What? No. No. No. - Ah! 433 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,895 - No. - Oh, my God, Junior, 434 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,337 you're thinking about her right now, aren't you? 435 00:17:06,113 --> 00:17:09,203 - Maybe. I... - Oh, my God! 436 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,187 This is so huge! 437 00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:13,543 This is the first time you're in love! 438 00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:15,098 Wait, this is the first time, right? You would have told me? 439 00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:17,026 Oh, absolutely the first time, Mom. 440 00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:18,403 Oh, my... Okay. 441 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,239 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Okay. 442 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,241 This is so sweet! 443 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,243 Sweetheart, okay, well, now I tot... 444 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,621 I totally understand what's been going on. 445 00:17:28,622 --> 00:17:30,123 Oh, my God. Okay. Just send me her number, 446 00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:32,125 and I will text her. I will text her. 447 00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:33,588 Oh. That would mean a lot. 448 00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:34,690 - Oh, my God! - Thanks, Mom. 449 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:36,379 Oh! I can't believe it! 450 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,589 Oh, my God! Whoo! 451 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,799 H-Hey, you haven't told your dad yet, right? 452 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,342 - I'm the first one? - You are. 453 00:17:41,343 --> 00:17:43,934 In fact, I have been trying to think of a polite way 454 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,849 to ask him to not be on the calls. 455 00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:47,057 Your dad is... He's the worst. 456 00:17:47,058 --> 00:17:49,100 Yeah. 457 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,269 Ju... Ha! Oh, God, look... 458 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,430 Finally. Dre, where have you been? 459 00:17:56,705 --> 00:17:58,915 I was driving up to the mountains to clear my head, 460 00:17:58,916 --> 00:18:01,167 and then I realized I was a Black man, 461 00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:03,378 so I turned around. 462 00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:05,171 Ah. Hey, babe, I can't believe 463 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:07,131 I let those cookies get to me like that. 464 00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:08,925 Oh. 465 00:18:08,926 --> 00:18:11,302 I mean... 466 00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:13,930 I mean, just lately, I've been feeling irritable 467 00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:16,682 and anxious and... 468 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,518 ...having headaches, and no matter what I do, 469 00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:19,936 they won't go away, you know, 470 00:18:19,937 --> 00:18:21,938 and I keep hustling and working through it, 471 00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:25,149 but nothing... nothing feels normal. 472 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,151 That's 'cause nothing is normal, Dre. 473 00:18:27,152 --> 00:18:29,362 We're disinfecting boxes. 474 00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:31,364 We're waiting in line at the grocery store. 475 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:35,201 I microwaved our mail yesterday. 476 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,620 So it's understandable that you're stressed, sweetie. 477 00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:40,373 We... We... We don't have any of our normal coping mechanisms. 478 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,333 We can't go out. We can't see friends. 479 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,127 I can't go to the bar after work 480 00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:47,672 and tell you guys I got stuck in traffic. 481 00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:54,137 Look, we're used to living life with... certainty. 482 00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,513 - Mm-hmm. - And we don't have that anymore. 483 00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,515 And it's not just us. It's all over the world, Dre. 484 00:18:57,516 --> 00:18:58,599 This is hard. 485 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,269 You know, the scariest part is 486 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,646 we don't know when this is gonna end. 487 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:05,273 You know, how am I 488 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,941 supposed to help the kids with their homework 489 00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:08,943 and make sure they're eating their vegetables 490 00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:13,364 and get my work done and... keep this house running? 491 00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:15,074 Oh, Dre, I know you're trying to do everything, 492 00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,034 but you... you got to be easy on yourself. 493 00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:18,995 This is too much for anyone... 494 00:19:18,996 --> 00:19:20,788 especially you. 495 00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:22,972 You're fragile. 496 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:24,125 What? 497 00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:26,878 Dre, I saw you knock out a box of cookies. 498 00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:28,671 - Okay, babe. - Okay. 499 00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:30,047 Maybe you're right. 500 00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:33,634 I need to go easier, but we all do. 501 00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:35,261 Yeah. 502 00:19:35,262 --> 00:19:36,888 Hey, how far up the mountain did you get? 503 00:19:36,889 --> 00:19:39,098 Oh. I never made it to the mountain. 504 00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:40,475 - What? - Yeah. No. 505 00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:43,478 I saw an aboveground swimming pool in a front yard, 506 00:19:43,479 --> 00:19:44,896 - and I turned around. - Mm. 507 00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,355 That's when I knew it was unsafe. 508 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,900 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's my wine! 509 00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:52,181 No, baby. It was your wine. 510 00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:56,796 So I decided to put my "going a little easier" plan into practice. 511 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,992 Hey, guys. 512 00:19:57,993 --> 00:20:00,119 Got a quarantine activity for us to do. 513 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,287 To improve our cognitive skills 514 00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:03,080 and problem-solving abilities? 515 00:20:03,081 --> 00:20:05,249 - To have fun. - Oh. Okay. 516 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,044 All the, uh, good puzzles were sold out, 517 00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,670 so we just have the... 518 00:20:09,671 --> 00:20:11,387 Jacksonville skyline. 519 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:12,261 - That works. - Okay. 520 00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:13,424 Let's do it. Move that out of the way. 521 00:20:13,425 --> 00:20:15,593 Everybody's going to make a few mistakes 522 00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,428 in their first pandemic. 523 00:20:17,429 --> 00:20:19,847 Mine was thinking I could keep everything 524 00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:21,224 the way it used to be. 525 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:24,227 There is no "way it used to be." 526 00:20:24,228 --> 00:20:27,936 Best we can do is figure out the way it is. 527 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,086 Sounds like someone's having a lot of fun. 528 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,904 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! Look! It's Olivia! 529 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,489 - Hey! - Hey! 530 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,074 Yeah, we were just chatting a little bit. 531 00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:40,326 Well, don't let me interrupt. 532 00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:41,702 Okay. 533 00:20:43,205 --> 00:20:44,705 Are you two talking about me, or... 534 00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:46,082 Absolutely not. 535 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,209 No. No. Of course not. No. 536 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,627 - Oh. - We were actually... 537 00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:51,712 We were just gabbing about girl stuff, weren't we? 538 00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:52,857 - Really? - Uh-huh. 539 00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:54,465 Well, um... 540 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,217 I'll let you two gals gab. 541 00:20:56,218 --> 00:20:57,687 - All right. - Bye, Olivia. 542 00:20:57,712 --> 00:20:59,804 Bye! Bye! 543 00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:04,433 Okay. 544 00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:05,527 All clear. 545 00:21:05,552 --> 00:21:07,340 Okay. So, have you noticed 546 00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:09,829 he gets loud when he agrees with you? 547 00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:12,525 Yeah. That's exactly what his father does. 548 00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:13,693 Well, I've noticed. 549 00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:14,820 Okay, you know what? 550 00:21:14,845 --> 00:21:16,912 I am gonna like you, Olivia. I can tell. 551 00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:19,349 This is gon... This is a long friendship 552 00:21:19,374 --> 00:21:21,034 starting right now. 553 00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,894 You know, I've always wanted a friend.