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Dre: What's one thing we all
know Black people don't like?

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[ Ding ]

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Camping.

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An overwhelming majority
of national park visitors

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are White.

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Only 7% of national park
visitors are Black.

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And they probably just got lost
on the way to Vegas.

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The only good thing
about camping

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is all those comedies about
White people in the woods.

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Oh! That boulder got him!

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[ Snickers ]
Should've stayed home!

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Oh, my God.
Ha!

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Buh-bye, arm.

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Whoo!
Oh, my God.

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The wilderness remains

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undefeated
against White people!
Oh, my God.

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[ Gasps ]
Man #1: I told you
this would be a mistake.

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[ Indistinct dialogue
on television ]

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[ Whimpers ]

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I thought
this would be funnier.

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It's not funny!

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So I choose to honor
the great men and women

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who didn't have a choice
about being outside

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by keeping my Black ass inside.

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Which is why I was
so horrified to hear this.

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You need to take
Jack and Diane camping.

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What?!

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♪♪

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Look, I can't
take them camping.
Why?

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I don't know
anything about it.

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[ Scoffs ]

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The woods or --

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or how to set up that --

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that sleeping
triangle thing.

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The tent?

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See? See?

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You're already
miles ahead of me.

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Oh, my God.
Have fun tonight!

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Oh, no, no, no, Dre.

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I have surgery tonight.

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And it is not
just any surgery.

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It is my chance

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at a SHLEB.

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A SHLEB?

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Have you ever heard
of the EGOT?

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Ruby: Yeah, yeah.

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That's when you win an Emmy,

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Grammy, Oscar, and a Tony.

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Mm-hmm.
Whoopi has one.

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Dre and Rainbow: Yep.

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A real one.

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Streisand walking around

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like that honorary Tony
counts.

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It does not.

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Well, the equivalent

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for an anesthesiologist

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is the SHLEB --

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spine, heart, lungs,

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eyes, and the brain.

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I finally get a brain!

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[ Squeals ]

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Easy, Scarecrow.

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The only thing you should
be asking the Wizard for

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is nicer feet.

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Y--
[ Laughs ]

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-John Legend got an EGOT?
-Mm-hmm.

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-Seems young.
-I know.

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-Do we like him?
-We like him.

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Let me see.

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Ohh.

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Oh, we like him.

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Yeah.
Hey, hey. Oh, yeah!

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Anyway, Dre,

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you have got to
take the kids camping.

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It's for
science extra credit.

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Can't they just get some other
kids to sign in for them?

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It's not even
really camping.

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You're gonna put a tent
on the football field at school,

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and it's an opportunity

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for you to have fun
with the twins.

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We always have fun!

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We ate nachos
and played "NBA 2K"

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for four hours
last night

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when I told you
I was working.

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Kiss the controller.
[ Smooches ]

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Kiss the controller.
[ Smooches ]

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[ Inhales sharply ]

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This trade is gonna
turn the Clippers around.

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[ Video game music plays ]

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[ Sad note plays ]

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Trade rejected?!

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You [bleep]!
Dang it!
You kidding?!

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We're basically triplets.

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Watch this.

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Jack!
-Yeah?

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-Diane?
-What?

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Hey, you guys want to sleep

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inside or outside tonight?

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Both: Inside!

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Hm. Just like their daddy.

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You are still
taking them camping.

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I know that.

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But if you think
I'm just gonna roll over

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because it's the right thing
to do, then...

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[ Chair slides ]

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...you don't know me.

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And you've never
known me.

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Okay.

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[ Birds chirping ]

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Look at all these
smiling idiots.

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How comfortable must you be

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in your life for you to choose

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to be homeless for a night?

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For fun.

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Grab my damn bag, Janine.

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"Grab my damn bag, Mom."

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[ Chuckles ]
Kids today.

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Hey, Dre.
How are you?

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I'm gonna see you
in there, right?

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Can't wait
to sleep with you!

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That's a joke.

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Oh, I love roughing it.

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It's become clear to me

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that...

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...I'm gonna die here.

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Pfft. Camping.

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All the inconveniences
of the apocalypse

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and none of the fun.

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We should be
spending tonight

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going down an awesome
YouTube spiral.
Mm.

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What are LeBron James'
top five steals?

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Mm.

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What is a smart
and easy way

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to lose belly fat?

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I mean, I don't know.

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I'm not gonna
find out now.

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[ Guitar strums ]

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Man: Warm fires,
stars above, tasty groove.

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-You said it, baby.
-One, two, three, unh!

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Dad rock!

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If that's gonna be

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a part of this,

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we can't be here.

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Ohh!

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What choice
do we have?

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What about
this choice?

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We sign in,
show our smiling faces,

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get the extra credit,

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and then, boom,
spend a luxurious night

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in a suite
at the Four Seasons.

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Can we play video games
until I fall asleep

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with the controller
in my hand?
Done.

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Can we eat
at the hotel restaurant

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and charge it
to some stranger's room?
Done.

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Can I send a fax
from the business center?

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Is there any other way
to send a fax?

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Done! Ha ha!
[ Both laugh ]

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And just in case your mother
calls around looking for us,

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we'll check in the hotel
under the names

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Quavo, Offset,
and Takeoff.

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Drip, drip!
Both: Splash!

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Let's get this camping garbage
over with.

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[ Thud, twang ]
Man: Hey!

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Thataway.

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Well, that's that.

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Just another routine bifrontal
craniotomy in the books.

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Nothing special
about that.

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Actually, that was
my first brain surgery.

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Wait, what?
Swear to God.

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You've never done
a brain surgery before?

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But you have done a spine,
heart, lungs, and eyes?

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Yeah.

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Well, that means...

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All: Surprise!

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[ Squealing ]
Oh, my God!

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I didn't know
you were gonna do this!

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But I was hoping
you were gonna do this.

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I'm pretending
that I don't want this,

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but I really,
really want this!

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[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!

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Well, we're very happy
to do it.

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You know, you are a bit of
a SHLEB-rity around these parts.

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Oh, you're hilarious!
[ Laughs ]

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Oh, there she is!
Oh, look. A plaque.

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As I always say,

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the party doesn't start until
the neurosurgeon gets here.

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No one says that.

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[ Laughs ]

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Nice job back there.

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Ohh!
The bifrontal craniotomy,

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that's not an easy surgery
for anesthesiologists.

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Ohh!
Thank you, Dr. Cole.

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I just put him to sleep

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and then woke him up
again mid-surgery

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and then put him back to sleep
and made sure he didn't die.

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[ Chuckles ]
So it was nothing.

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Now, I-I don't know
much about you.

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What's your story?

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Where -- Where'd you
go to medical school?
USC.

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Huh, wow.
Yeah.

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That's a really
good school.
Yeah.

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Good for you.

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Good...for me,
yeah.

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Dr. Windsor: All right,
you guys, say cheese!

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Here we go! Cheese!

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[ Triangle ringing ]
Mr. Solomon: It's happening!

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It's really happening!
Oh ho!

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Good afternoon,
students and parents,

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and welcome to
the Valley Glen Campout!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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I love nature!

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I love nature!
Whoo-hoo! What fun.

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Now, everybody,
I am Mr. Solomon,

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the environmental science
teacher.

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Welcome to
the environment.

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And right now,
I want everyone

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to really notice
the nature around them.

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And right now, I want
everybody to close your eyes

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and listen,
really listen.

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Oh, my goodness!
What is that?

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Is that
a coyote I hear?

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[ Howling ]

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Dre: [ Quietly ]
Is this the guy

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I leave you guys with
every day?

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He bikes
to work, Dad.

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He's the reason we don't
have straws anymore.

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[ Howling continues ]

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[ Howling stops, laughs ]

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Okay, now, everybody,
it is time to unplug.

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The camp staff is
gonna be coming around

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to make sure that this is
a screen-free zone.

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Let's plug into nature!

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Junior: All right.
Phones, please.

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Junior.
Phones.

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What are you
doing here?

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The school alumni
e-blast

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said they were looking
for volunteers.

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They call, I listen.

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So, I'm gonna need
that phone, big guy.

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Enh-enh.

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I learned my lesson
at the Drake concert.

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If I want shaky footage
of "Passionfruit,"

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that's my decision.

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Not his.

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Fine, keep it.

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But Mother Nature
gives her likes in person.

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Hmm.

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Come on.
Phones in.

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[ Cellphone thuds ]
Pay up, come on.

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[ Cellphone thuds ]
Thank you.

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Look here, guys.

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I'm gonna need you
to make your rounds,

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show your pretty faces,
and get that extra credit,

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and be back here
in an hour, all right?

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We'll be at the hotel
before sunset,

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just like Dr. King
would've wanted.

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"Four Seasons" on three.
One, two, three.

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All: Four Seasons.

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Mr. Solomon: What I love
the most about a leaf

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is the veins, right?

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Yeah,
I like to just --

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-Oh!
-Oh! Hey.

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Your bike fell.
-Oh, no.

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00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,380
Oh, hey. Hey.
Sorry. Dre Johnson.

265
00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,170
-Hi.
-Yeah, hi, I was here. Okay.

266
00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:23,040
Lunch box!
I'm here!

267
00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,500
Dre Johnson!
You see me!

268
00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,330
Hey, hey. Squat down
for this picture, guys.

269
00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:31,620
Come on.
Jailhouse style. Ah!
[ Laughter ]

270
00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:34,380
I love how we're documenting
our camping experience --

271
00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,380
every single one of us,
including me.

272
00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:37,830
Hey, I love
roughing it.

273
00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:39,830
Valley Glen
Camping Trip 2019!

274
00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:41,460
[ Cheering ]

275
00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,250
As you can see, these are
different-colored eggs

276
00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:46,380
from birds
all over California.

277
00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:47,380
[ Whispering ]
Hey, guys, let's go.

278
00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:48,880
All right,
the concierge level

279
00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,750
only has the slider bar
from 4:00 to 6:00.

280
00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,250
One second, Dad.

281
00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:54,420
So, you're saying that eggs come
in different colors,

282
00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:56,880
and I've been dyeing them
on Easter like a jerk?
Yep!

283
00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,290
It's all part of Mother Nature's
colorful tapestry.

284
00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,460
Now, who can pick the egg
from my favorite bird --

285
00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:04,420
and I love saying it --
the snowy plover?

286
00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,960
-Oh, it's this bespeckled one.
-Ding, ding, ding!

287
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,420
Diane,
that is excellent!

288
00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,210
Uh, how did you
know that?

289
00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:11,040
We had an avian
biology unit.

290
00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,210
A what?

291
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:15,790
[ Whispering ]
I get what you're doing.

292
00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,620
You want
everybody to remember

293
00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:20,040
how Diane laid
all that egg knowledge down.

294
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,500
Girl, you are smart.

295
00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,830
Okay, I'll go start the car.

296
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,620
Wait, but Mr. Solomon's gonna
let us touch a condor egg.

297
00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,670
Excuse me?
We've never touched
a condor egg.

298
00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:28,710
[ Gasps ]

299
00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,790
Oh, a condor egg.
Yeah.

300
00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:33,250
All right, off-white,
kind of round, in a shell?

301
00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,080
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

302
00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,920
Yeah, that's every egg.

303
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,500
All right, if you like eggs
so much, man, we can order some

304
00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,170
up to the room and you can
touch them all you want.

305
00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:41,170
Come on.
Diane, back me up here.

306
00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,790
This sucks.

307
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,540
I didn't think
I would,

308
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:47,500
but I'm kind of
having a good time.

309
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,250
-What?
-All right, everybody,

310
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:52,250
it is time to carve
flutes out of reeds!

311
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,250
Oh, my God.
What you're looking at
is 3 yards of music,

312
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,460
so let's get fluting!

313
00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,620
Oh, yeah, we are
definitely staying, Dad.

314
00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,380
I mean, you never walk away from
an authorized use of knives.

315
00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:05,460
Follow me, future flautists!
Follow me!

316
00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:08,080
Did you hear what Dr. Cole
said to me at the party?

317
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,500
What do you mean?

318
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,540
You were standing
right there.
Mm-hmm.

319
00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:14,210
I said I went to USC,
and she was like,

320
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:17,250
"Wow.
That's such a good school.

321
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,670
Good for you."

322
00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:21,710
Yeah, well, USC is
a really good school.

323
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,120
And you went there.

324
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,460
And that is good.
For...you.

325
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,830
Yeah, but did you hear
the way she said it?

326
00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:31,420
She acted surprised
that I got in.

327
00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:32,540
You know what it means
when people say

328
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,750
"Good for you,"
don't you?

329
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,580
Come on. It means
they have low expectations.

330
00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:39,120
They think I got in
because of the diversity slot.

331
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,460
Hmm...
Mm-hmm.

332
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,330
Don't you think you might be
reading a lot into that?

333
00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:44,500
No, I think that's
a textbook micro-aggression.

334
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,790
How often do people ask you
what school you went to?

335
00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:48,210
Not a lot,
and that's a good thing

336
00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:49,830
because people are not
reassured when they hear

337
00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:52,210
"Medical College of Tobago --
South Campus."

338
00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,710
What -- Is that --
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

339
00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,750
The look on their faces --
they just go [Inhales sharply]

340
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,290
But listen, I think she was just
trying to pay you a compliment.

341
00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,420
Maybe you're being
a little too sensitive.

342
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,330
I'm being
too sensitive?
Yeah.

343
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,880
That's your takeaway?
Yeah, you know?

344
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,170
Sometimes things are just
what they are at face value.

345
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,790
Mm...
Okay?

346
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,040
Have a good
rest of your day,

347
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,380
and what I mean
by that is,

348
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,710
have a good
rest of your day.

349
00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:15,960
-Yeah, I get it.
-[ Laughs ]

350
00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,750
It's very funny.

351
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,210
Unbelievable.

352
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:21,580
Fun fact, everybody.

353
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:24,120
With only a slightly
uncomfortable hand contortion,

354
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,670
the reed flute can double
as a reusable straw.

355
00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:30,210
And let me tell you something.
The oceans will thank you.

356
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,210
This guy
and his straws.

357
00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:35,330
Great.

358
00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:36,790
The hotel website says

359
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,580
the rooftop hot tub
is closed.

360
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,620
I hope you're happy.

361
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,500
Now we have to use
the ground-level hot tub

362
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,920
like we're some
contest winners from Iowa.

363
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,000
Dad, camping is
actually pretty great.

364
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,540
-Really?
-Yeah, you made it sound

365
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,460
like this was going to be
the worst thing ever.

366
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,750
Have you ever
even been camping before?

367
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:55,210
I've never been murdered before,
but I know that sucks.

368
00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,670
We're already here,
and we're having fun.

369
00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,040
Why can't you just
give it a chance?

370
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,580
Yeah, I didn't think I was gonna
like Fruit by the Foot,

371
00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:05,500
but now that's the only way
I eat fruit.

372
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,710
Come on.
Be open.

373
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,580
Fine.
I'll give it a try.

374
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:13,210
Junior:
That sounds like a man ready
to make a friendship bracelet.

375
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,670
Insider tip --
you're gonna want to make it

376
00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:15,880
longer than you think.

377
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,290
You can always cut,
but you can't add.

378
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:19,670
♪♪

379
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,120
Dre: [ Sighs ]

380
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,750
So, for the sake
of my kids, I tried.

381
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,620
I even played Bird Bingo.

382
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,460
Ooh, it's a scrub jay!
Look, look! Look over there!

383
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,500
[ Gasps ]

384
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,790
Ah, I see it, too!

385
00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,170
Let me confirm.

386
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,120
Ah, yep.
You found a beauty.

387
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,790
Child:
Whoo! Bird Bingo!

388
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,290
We'll see about that.

389
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:41,750
Don't give her
the prize yet!

390
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,080
Oh, my God,
Jack, look!

391
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,750
I'm only a gold finch
and a sparrow away

392
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,040
from Bird Bingo.

393
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,830
Well, on my bird card,
I got

394
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:51,880
hot, teriyaki,
and lemon pepper.

395
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,540
Shh. I'm trying
to concentrate.

396
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,330
Really?

397
00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:55,750
Why?

398
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,960
Because there is literally
no stakes to this.

399
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:02,120
Guys, I offered
a luxurious hotel weekend

400
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,500
jammed into one night!

401
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,330
That's the kind of stuff
you give to a mistress.

402
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,000
Dad, you're scaring
the birds!

403
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,540
I don't care
about the birds, son!

404
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,830
You didn't care about them
until 20 minutes ago.

405
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:16,500
Come on, guys.
You can't possibly like this.

406
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,210
So, we're not allowed to like
stuff that you don't like?

407
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:21,040
Yes.

408
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,620
Finally!
Thank you! Thank you.

409
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,080
Come on.
Let's go to the hotel.

410
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,120
Let's go!
Come on, let's go!

411
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,170
You can go, Dad.

412
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,880
Yeah, we'll stay here
with Junior.

413
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,000
Really?

414
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,380
Okay, fine.

415
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,040
I'll go to the hotel
without you.

416
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,380
Daddy out.

417
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:39,000
Good night to you,

418
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,880
and good night to you.

419
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,380
And FYI,

420
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,880
I didn't pack a tent.

421
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,210
Good luck, suckers!

422
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,670
Coo-coo!

423
00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:53,330
Coo-coo!

424
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,710
It's a ghetto owl.

425
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,080
So, I got away from camping,
and I got my revenge on birds.

426
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,960
Hot, teriyaki, and lemon pepper.

427
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,120
Bingo, you flying bastards!
[ Chuckles ]

428
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,540
[ Knock on door ]

429
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,170
Mm.
Hello, extra ranch.

430
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,170
Hey --

431
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,880
Ah.

432
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,580
You're not extra ranch.

433
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,710
What are you
doing here?

434
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,120
Jack and Diane with you?

435
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,670
They can come in, but they
can't have any of my wings.

436
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,080
No, I'm alone.

437
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,710
Just came
to check on you.

438
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,420
Mm-hmm. Okay.
[ Door closes ]

439
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,120
That was
a pretty dramatic exit,

440
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,380
right up there with when you got
thrown out of Dodger Stadium

441
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,250
for not giving a foul ball
to a kid.

442
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,880
I didn't know
it was his wish.

443
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,290
Look, I know you hate
that Jack and Diane

444
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,330
are starting to like things
that you don't.

445
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,040
Up until now,
they basically only liked

446
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:45,960
whatever
you told them to.

447
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,330
Hey, not true.

448
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,420
Jack's favorite movie
is "Juice."

449
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,460
He came to that
on his own.

450
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,250
And look, man.
I don't care.

451
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,500
I'm never, ever
going to like camping.

452
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,580
Black people don't camp.

453
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,250
It's wrong.

454
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,460
This sounds
really familiar.

455
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,500
Eh --

456
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,710
When I was
Diane and Jack's age,

457
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:07,420
you took me to see
"Harry Potter," and I loved it.

458
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,080
But you said
you hated it

459
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,210
because Black people
weren't into wizards.

460
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,580
I stand by that.

461
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,670
Yeah, but that's
when you decided

462
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,250
you weren't into a lot of
the stuff I was getting into.

463
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,170
So we pretty much stopped
doing things together.

464
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,920
Son, what are you
talking about, man?

465
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,880
We do things together.

466
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,250
You're my favorite.

467
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,460
Oh, Dad,
let's not do this.

468
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,580
Okay. You know you're at least
in the top five for sure.

469
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,710
[ Laughs ]

470
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:32,500
See that?

471
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,960
Hey, man.
We mess with each other.

472
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,620
We have a back-and-forth,
and...

473
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,880
I think
that's kind of cool.

474
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,920
Yeah,
actually, it is.

475
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,210
But we could've
had more.

476
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,210
True.

477
00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,120
The window's still open
with the twins.

478
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:53,920
♪♪

479
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,960
I hear you.

480
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,500
Ooh, I don't know about
this "La La Land," Devante.

481
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,250
Ryan Gosling is saving jazz
from John Legend?

482
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,080
[ Scoffs ]
I don't think so.

483
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,120
[ Sighs ]

484
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,620
Hey.
-Oh, oh.

485
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:08,750
I wasn't, uh...

486
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,960
[ Clatter ]

487
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,580
I wasn't giving him
screen time and Pringles.

488
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,750
It's fine.
Nothing matters.

489
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,080
What's wrong with you?

490
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,120
Do you ever feel like
you see something

491
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,460
that no one else
can see?

492
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,080
Are you talking about that ghost
in the laundry room?

493
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,210
No, everybody knows
about him.

494
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,170
This surgeon said
something to me

495
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:30,210
that I think was kind of racist,
but no one else could see it.

496
00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:31,250
What'd he say?

497
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,080
She.
She?

498
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,670
Yes, Ruby.
Women can be doctors.

499
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:36,880
[ Laughs ]

500
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,580
Not my doctors!

501
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,000
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.

502
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,330
They got to be older than me,
more man than me,

503
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,420
and more Jewish than me.

504
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,380
I'm from
a different time.

505
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:51,210
Well, she acted
overly surprised

506
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,920
that I went to USC.

507
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,880
-And that's your problem?
-Yes.

508
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,710
It was an insult --
classic micro-aggression.

509
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,210
Micro-aggression?
Yeah.

510
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:03,500
Well, in my day, we had
aggression aggressions.

511
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,670
So don't talk to me until
you've been called the n-word

512
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:09,960
while walking out of the
hospital with your newborn baby.

513
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry that happened.

514
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,880
I didn't know that.

515
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,170
Mm-hmm.

516
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:18,790
But what I'm talking about
is different, Ruby.

517
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:22,670
I-I accomplished
something huge today,

518
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,420
and now every time
I look at this thing,

519
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:27,120
I'm gonna think
of what she said to me.

520
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,170
[ Plaque thuds ]
It's ruined.

521
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,040
So what are you gonna
do about it?

522
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,500
What can I do about it?

523
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,750
Well, I handed baby Dre
to the security guard

524
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,290
and chased that truck down!

525
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,330
Well, that makes sense.

526
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,210
That kind of racism's
so in-your-face.

527
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,330
I mean,
who could deny it?

528
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,250
But what I'm talking about
is more subtle.

529
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,920
It's when you feel it
in your gut,

530
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,000
but no one backs you up.

531
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,710
Oh, I get it.

532
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,580
Like with Obama.

533
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:54,540
Everyone said
he was so well-spoken.

534
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,960
But we all knew
what they meant by that.

535
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,170
Yeah, we did.

536
00:17:58,170 --> 00:18:00,460
It didn't
take away the fact

537
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:04,420
that he was president
for eight years.

538
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,710
And you...

539
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,920
shouldn't let them
take away your joy.

540
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,330
Thank you, Ruby.

541
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,210
What'd you do
when you caught that truck?

542
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,330
Oh, he got away.
[ Chuckles ]

543
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,460
You know, when I got back,
I'm not even sure

544
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,880
if the security guard
gave me back the same baby.

545
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,330
What?
[ Laughs ]

546
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,710
But it was the '70s.

547
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,880
You know, I'm from
a different time.

548
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,120
Yeah.

549
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,330
Dre is definitely
your baby.

550
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,330
There's no question there.

551
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,120
♪♪

552
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,420
[ Flute playing eerie notes ]

553
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:40,080
So when they went out
into the backyard...

554
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,580
they found --

555
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:46,170
A young-looking dad
in the swaggiest of jeans

556
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,290
who thought...

557
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,880
he knew his kids.

558
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,080
Oh, no. He's back.

559
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,040
Who is watching the gate?

560
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,380
This is not a safe place!

561
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,750
Excuse me, sir.

562
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,080
Only the person with the
flashlight is supposed to talk.

563
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,420
These are the rules
of the fire.

564
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,080
[ Gasps ]
[ Campers murmuring ]

565
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,960
Where'd he get
that phone?

566
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,960
Anyway...

567
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,880
this swaggy dad thought his kids
would be just like him.

568
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,500
But they weren't.

569
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,620
They loved unlikable things

570
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:19,710
like whittling
and bird watching and wizards.

571
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:23,380
So the dad realized
that instead of hating

572
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,790
on all the new things
that they loved,

573
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,750
he would try --
I mean, really try --

574
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:34,290
to enjoy those things with them
while he still can.

575
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:38,330
Because he didn't want
that door to close on him.

576
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,290
[ Whispering ]
It was a window.

577
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,710
[ Normal voice ]
It -- It doesn't matter.
Door's good, too.

578
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,290
Anyway,
I'm gonna do better.

579
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,920
Will you guys
forgive me?

580
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,830
-Okay, fine.
-Bring it in, Dad.

581
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,170
Ohh, guys, I love you!

582
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,540
Janine:
That was sweet.

583
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:59,290
Think I can
get a hug, too?

584
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,830
I hate you.

585
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,290
Thank you
for saying that quietly.

586
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:04,460
Actually, he didn't.

587
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,500
[ Laughter ]

588
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,790
So, I came around
to some parts of camping.

589
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:11,880
Like s'mores.

590
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,670
Whoa!

591
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,380
And sing-alongs,
once I could pick the songs.

592
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,330
♪ If I didn't ride blade
on curbs, would you still... ♪

593
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,960
♪ Love me ♪

594
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,080
♪ If I made up my mind at work,
would you still... ♪

595
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,830
♪ Love me ♪

596
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,710
♪ Keep it hundred, I'd rather
you trust me than to... ♪

597
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:26,670
♪ Love me ♪

598
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:27,750
Can I do
the Kendrick part now?

599
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,580
Janine! Sit down!

600
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,920
♪♪

601
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,210
Oh. [ Clears throat ] Hi.

602
00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,620
I've been thinking
about what you said,

603
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,000
and you were right.

604
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,210
I'm sorry
I didn't recognize

605
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,290
what Dr. Cole
was doing yesterday.

606
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:46,710
Did you...come to
that conclusion on your own?

607
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:49,920
Well, uh, she was
loud-talking at Dr. Chen

608
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,670
because she didn't think
she spoke English.

609
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,000
What?!
Yeah.

610
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,620
Dr. Chen is
from Bakersfield.

611
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,540
Mm-hmm.

612
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,620
Ew.

613
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,420
So my eyes are open now.

614
00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,580
Thank you.

615
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:00,620
You're welcome.

616
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,830
And honestly,

617
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:03,540
it feels really nice to be

618
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,670
seen and heard, so thank you.

619
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,330
Mm-hmm. Good.

620
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,540
And listen, if I ever do
one of these micro-aggressions,

621
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,750
will you please
let me know?

622
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,000
Actually, there's, uh --

623
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,790
there's a gender one.

624
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,250
Um, you have a tendency
to interrupt --

625
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,580
Let me stop you there.

626
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,380
I think if I did
one of these micro-aggressions,

627
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,250
I would know it.

628
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,540
Okay. 'Cause...