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Dre: No matter who you are
or where you're from,

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there's one thing
we all have in common.

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[ Bell tolling ]
We're all going to die.

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[ Bird caws ]

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And every culture
has its own way

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of saying goodbye
to their loved ones.

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Take the Vikings.

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[ Horn blares ]

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They'd send their dead
out on a wooden boat,

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then shoot it
with a burning arrow.

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Super cool...

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unless you went to summer camp
across the lake.

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Greek widows wear all black
for the rest of their lives,

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as if to say, "I'm never going
to stop mourning my husband,

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and I'm not mad
at looking slim."
[ Camera shutters clicking ]

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Here's how we do it
in America.

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You can post one memorial on
your Instagram for likes.

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You get
a couple of casseroles --

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hopefully not vegan.

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After that, anything you put
on Facebook is just a bummer...

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[ Mouse clicks ]

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...because no matter
how much you love

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that person you lost...

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[ Sobbing ]

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...life goes on...

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[ Knock on door ]

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...except when it doesn't.

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[ Voice breaking ]
Andre.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Inhales sharply, sobs ]

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Okay. [ Chuckles ]

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Bow!

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Your mom's here!

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[ Sobs ]

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I'm sorry I'm such a mess.
No, it's okay.

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That's why we wanted you to be
here for Dad's birthday --

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so we could support you.

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And we're here for you,
anything you need.

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Like, if you need this to be
a mother-daughter moment,

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I can go to the Clipper game.

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Oh, no, it's good for you
to be here.

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Your pheromones
are just like Paul's.

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I --
Yep.

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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Ah. Great.

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Glad me and my arm
could be here for you.

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He means it.
He means it.
Yeah.

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If you can believe it, Mom,
he's been amazing.

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Yeah.

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It's been very unlike me.

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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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This is my first time back
at your house

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without your father.
I know.

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It's been --
It's been really hard.

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It has. But he is alive
in our hearts.

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And you know what I've been
doing with the kids?

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Every week, we have been
making...
Mm-hmm.

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...the famous Pasta a la Paul
together.

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And I even
taught them how to say,

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"That's a-spicy meat-a-ball!"
"Spicy meat-a-ball!"

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Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.

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All the rigatoni in the world
ain't gonna help you.

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You need to grieve
the right way.

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-Yes, Ruby.
-Uh-huh.

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We all know how you grieve.

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Mm-hmm.

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[ Shouts ]
All right, it's go time.

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Mama, it's not
that kind of funeral!

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Yeah, well, every funeral
is that kind of funeral!

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Oh, no!
Aah!

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[ Thuds ]
[ Crowd murmurs ]

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Mama, that was
your mechanic.

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Was it?
Yeah.

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Hm. I haven't thought
about him since.

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Anyway, that's the way
you grieve.

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That's the way you move on.

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Thank you.
Yeah.

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Ruby, thanks.

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Is she right?

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Does she seem right?

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What you need to do
is go upstairs and relax.

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And then, tomorrow,
all of us together,

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we're gonna make
Pasta a la Paul.

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That sounds lovely.
Yeah.

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Dre, you don't mind if
I lie down in your bed, do you?

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Do you?
Uh, of course not.

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You know,
anything you need.

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You know, just --

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just stay on
the right side of the bed,

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on top of the covers.

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I can't believe it.
I feel so bad for her.

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Dre, she --
she spent every minute...

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Mm.
...with my dad, and --

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and now she's got to sleep
in that king-sized hammock

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all by herself?

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Wow.

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God, I'm so --
I'm so lucky

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I have work, the kids, and you
to keep me strong.

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Aww, babe.

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I keep you strong?

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Eh, well...

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It's just what you say.

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Yeah.

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♪♪

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Oh, guys, guess what.

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I forgot. I have three tickets
to an MMA fight.

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Seriously?
That's awesome!

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Well, one's for me,
and one's for my Nana Jean,

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so technically,
I only have one ticket.

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Wow. Sounds like you kids
have a conundrum.

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Dude, were you just waiting
in the hallway?

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I'm supervising.

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One foot on the floor...

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90 degrees, open the door.

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You feel me, Chief?

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Good.

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Anyways...
who wants to go?

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Ooh, me!
Me, obviously!

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Sorry you'll have to
miss it, Diane.

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I'm not missing it.
You're missing it.

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You don't even know anything
about MMA.

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That is not true.
I love...

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Mixed Man Action.

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Mm-hmm.
See what I'm saying?

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Diane it is.

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Meet me at my house
at 5:00 on Saturday.

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Okay.

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Jack, if I get
"Yo Gabba Gabba!" tickets,

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I'll call you.
[ Chuckles ]

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[ Sighs ]
Here you go.

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And, uh --
Ohh, what's wrong, Dre?

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Ah, don't tell me.

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You finally got the bill
for all your man jewelry?

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No.

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Bow's mother is staying with us
for the first time

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since Bow's father died,
and she is really depressed.

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I don't want to sound
insensitive,

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but I hate her.

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Bow's dad is
the white parent, right?

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Yeah.
Dear God, Dre!

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She has suffered
a terrible loss.

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We all have.

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Every time a white man dies,

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we move one step closer
to a majority-minority America.

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Grief is devastating.

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I was torn apart
when my mother died.

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Mnh.
So young and vibrant.

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123 years just...
just isn't enough.

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Yeah. Death is hardest
for the people left behind.

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I don't want any of you guys
to be sad after I die.

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-Don't worry.
-We're good.

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I don't know your last name.

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Stop. I know you guys
are just messing with me.

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Seriously, we're not.

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Is it Manzoukis?

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Ha, ha.

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So, to help you guys
get through it,

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I have created
an elaborate scavenger hunt

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that will lead you to
a secret location only I know.

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The first one there
will win a hidden treasure,

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if you manage to find it.

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It's taped to the bottom
of this table, isn't it?

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No.

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[ Tape peels ]

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Oh, yes, it is.

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Look, Josh actually
makes a good point

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in a sad and pathetic way.

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It is important
to have a plan.

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I knew a guy
who wanted a mausoleum

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as his final resting spot,

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but his son buried him
in an unmarked grave

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in a potter's field

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just to keep
all that extra money.

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That's awful.

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Eh. On the bright side, I got
to keep all that extra money.

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So, Dre, uh, what does your dad
think you're gonna do?

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You know, I don't know
what Pops wants.

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We've never really
talked about it.

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I don't care what you do
when I'm dead.

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I'll be dead.

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Really?
Yeah.

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All you need is a pine box
and a shovel.

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Matter of fact, you don't even
need the pine box.

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Come on, Pops.

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I'm trying to talk to you
about something real here.

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Mm-hmm.

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[ Tapping on table ]
Fine.

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I won't even bury you.

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I'll put you out on the curb
next to the Christmas tree.

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Or you could feed me
to that weird dog

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you insisted on getting.

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[ Dog panting ]

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Or I could send your body
to UCLA

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and have them
study your liver.

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Or you could
throw me off a boat

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like they allegedly did
Osama bin Laden.

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Or I could put you
in Junior's bed and say,

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"What did you do?!"

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I think you got
a handle on it.
[ Laughs ]

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Look, I keep $45
in a coffee can back there.

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If you need more money than
that, you're doing it wrong.

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Ah, well,
$45 is more than I expected

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to get from you, anyway.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Got him.

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♪ I'm leaning
on the everlasting arms ♪

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That's it, baby!
Come here!

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[ Laughs ]
You're doing great!

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What's happening?

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-Yeah.
-Huh?

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I was feeling blue,
and Ruby came to sit with me.

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Sure did.
Stick around.

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We're about to move on
to the wailing

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and the gnashing of teeth.
Okay.

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I haven't sung that song
since I was a little girl

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and went to church
with my grandma.

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Aww. You must've been so cute
when you were black.

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Ruby.
Huh?

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Would you mind excusing us
for just -- just a moment?

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Well, fine, yeah.

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If you want to
rend your garments,

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you know where I'll be.
Oh, yes.

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Thank you so much.

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Mom...

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what's going on?

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You're singing hymns
from Western religions

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and praying to gods
with only two arms.

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You're sitting with Ruby.

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I'm worried about you.

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[ Voice breaking ]
I know. I'm struggling.

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I know. It's really hard.
[ Sighs heavily, sniffles ]

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But you always taught me
to believe that...

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our loved ones
don't really ever leave us.

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That's what's
gotten me through.

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I'm glad, but I can't live
by that right now,

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especially with your
father's birthday coming.
I know.

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We used to do so many
fun things to celebrate.

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♪♪

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You know what?

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We still can.

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Okay, everybody,

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we are going to throw
a giant birthday party

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for my dad.

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What?
Yeah.

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Level with me.

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Will there be ghosts other
than Grandpa at this party?

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Because if I see him dancing
with Nancy Reagan,

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I'm gonna lose it.

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Uhh -- Oh, my God.

250
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So, why are we throwing
a birthday party for Grandpa?

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It's the perfect way for my mom
to celebrate his life.

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You guys know how my dad
loved Hawaii, right?

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Well, I was thinking
we would throw him a luau.

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A luau?

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Don't worry.

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It's not gonna be
what you think.

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00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,880
Well, I'm thinking a pig
on a spit in my backyard

258
00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,750
and a gang of your parents'
weird white friends.

259
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,540
Well, then it's going to be
exactly what you think.

260
00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,670
Sorry, Mom. This just
doesn't make any sense.

261
00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:54,500
Okay, Jack,
you say the same thing

262
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,120
about getting out
of the pool to pee.

263
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,500
The house is too far.

264
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,750
So, are, um,

265
00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,500
Grandma and Grandpa's nudist
friends gonna be there?

266
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,080
I-I --
'Cause I am not sure
I am prepared to see

267
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,620
how time ravages the body.

268
00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:09,000
Good question.
Gross.
Hard pass.

269
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,670
Okay, we are going to
get behind this

270
00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:16,000
for Grandma, okay?

271
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,750
Saturday night
is gonna be fun.

272
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,460
Saturday?
Yeah.

273
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,670
[ Devante coos ]

274
00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:26,500
I just think a Sunday party
would be more fun, right?

275
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,420
What --
"Sunday Funday"!

276
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,460
That rhymes.
It works.

277
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:33,420
"Saturday Funday"?
What are we doing?

278
00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:36,330
We are doing the party
on Saturday.

279
00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,330
Do not argue
with your mother.

280
00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:42,170
A naked Sunday luau party
for a dead man sounds crazy.

281
00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:44,670
That's me getting behind you,
all right?

282
00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:46,420
Keeping you strong.

283
00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:50,080
♪♪

284
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,080
So, I guess there's
no MMA for you.

285
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,420
Bad break, Diane.

286
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,250
You're probably gonna miss
a bad break.

287
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,790
No. I am going
to that fight.

288
00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,920
And you guys are gonna cover
for me so Mom never finds out.

289
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,540
No way.

290
00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:05,290
I mean, Mom is going through
a lot right now.

291
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,830
If we make her upset,
she could become untethered,

292
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,250
like Meryl Streep
in a comedy.

293
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,380
For once in your life,
can you stop being her son

294
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,670
and start being my brother?

295
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,170
Ah. So, I'm supposed
to choose,

296
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,540
like Meryl Streep
in a drama.

297
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:21,170
This is your only chance to have
a sister who loves you.

298
00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,960
What about Zoey?
Come on.

299
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,380
Don't act like you don't know
the answer to that.

300
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,670
Okay.

301
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:30,380
So, if I help you,
will you call me "big bro"?

302
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,960
I won't commit to anything.

303
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,460
Sounds like we have a deal.

304
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,210
[ Hawaiian music plays ]

305
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,540
[ Sighs ]

306
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,460
[ Light laughter,
indistinct conversations ]

307
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,000
Aloha.

308
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,580
And aloha to you.

309
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,210
And -- Oh, sir, aloha.
[ Chuckles ]

310
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:45,420
Oh, arigato.

311
00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:46,830
No. You're supposed
to say "mahalo."

312
00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,210
Oh. I-I'm not leaving.

313
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:49,830
[ Laughs ]

314
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,500
Look at this.
Look at all this.

315
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,000
Yes.
Come on.
Look what I did.

316
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,040
Aww.
Ahh.

317
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,120
My dad's favorite things
everywhere.

318
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,500
Yeah. I got to give it
to you, babe.

319
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,080
You did a really good job.

320
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,000
And the amount
that I don't like this

321
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,460
means your dad
would be very happy.

322
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:05,790
[ Laughter ]

323
00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:07,290
Look, look, look, look, look.
Mm-hmm.

324
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,710
Oh, my God,
my mom is laughing.

325
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,290
My mom is laughing
and smiling.

326
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,670
That is exactly
what I wanted.

327
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,120
I did it.
Oh, okay.

328
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,210
Aloha.

329
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,960
Oh, aloha, cousin Gary!

330
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,380
I brought beer.

331
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,620
My favorite.

332
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,580
Because everybody else
brought crystals.

333
00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,710
[ Chuckles ]

334
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,210
Aunt Alicia.
Oh, my.

335
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,040
Hey, I wanted you to have
this picture of me and Paul

336
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,000
at the Grand Canyon.

337
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,120
-Aww!
-Aww!
-Aww!

338
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,080
Rainbow: Look at you
and dad's finger.

339
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,210
Alicia:
That's my Paul's trademark.
I know.

340
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,330
Hey, Gary.
Come here, man.

341
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:33,750
You should get one
of these shirts.

342
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,040
Be careful of the top pocket.

343
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,120
It's like Snoop Dogg's
pajama top.

344
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,210
Okay.

345
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:40,670
That one is from Tahiti.
This one is from Maui.

346
00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:42,790
Every shirt tells a story.

347
00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:44,670
Oh, well, this one
tells the story

348
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,830
that natural deodorant
is a lie.

349
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,830
Shall we?

350
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,380
[ Laughs ]
He's being a smart aleck.

351
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:52,670
That shirt's stinky, Mom.
[ Chuckles ]

352
00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,960
Oh, hey.
Ohh!

353
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,790
You guys look so handsome.

354
00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,710
And aloha to you.

355
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:02,040
Aloha.
Oh, and aloha to you.

356
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,000
Jack: Aloha.
Where's Diane?

357
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,750
Uh...Diane.

358
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:06,880
Um...

359
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,080
She's in the bathroom.
Oh, okay, cool.

360
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,040
Will you give her that?

361
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,670
Yep.
Thank you very much.
Aloha.

362
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,830
Dude, that was brilliant.

363
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,330
How did you think of that?

364
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:20,880
I mean, I had nothing.

365
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,170
Got you.

366
00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,830
Wow.

367
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:27,330
[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

368
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,380
[ Indistinct conversations ]

369
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,460
Rainbow: Hey! Hi!

370
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,040
Good to see you!

371
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,000
Oh, this is over
for you people.

372
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,040
Hmph.

373
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,330
Don't let all this fool you,
old man, all right?

374
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,710
We are definitely not throwing
you a party when you go.

375
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:48,210
Oh, I hope not. Hmm.

376
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:49,500
Six months after I'm gone,

377
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,750
I shouldn't even come up
in conversation...
Mm-hmm.

378
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,380
...unless it's amongst my,
uh, grieving tenderonis.

379
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,580
Oh, yeah.

380
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,170
There's gonna be
a whole lot of wig snatching

381
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,040
when they find out
they're not the only one.

382
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,830
Mm, that reminds me.
Hmm?

383
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:04,330
My phone's contact list alone
could ruin many lives, son.

384
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:06,170
If you love me,

385
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,290
throw it in the microwave.

386
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,500
Mm-hmm.
Got you, Pops.

387
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,710
Aah! Look at Mom!

388
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:14,210
Look at Mom dancing
and having such a good time.

389
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:15,960
Hi!

390
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,540
Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.

391
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,420
Look at all this carrying on.

392
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,580
It's blasphemous.

393
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,540
Come on, Ruby.
Mnh-mnh.

394
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,500
It's like you're daring
this white man

395
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,210
to come back
and haunt us all.

396
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,580
Okay, Mama...
Hmm?

397
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,880
...that's crazy.

398
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,670
But true.

399
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:30,710
[ Chuckles ]

400
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:31,620
But crazy.

401
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,460
But true.

402
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,250
[ Groans ]
No.

403
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,040
Devil, come out.

404
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,960
Pops: Hey, hey.
What's wrong with these people?

405
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,330
Why are they dancing in groups
instead of couples?

406
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:42,080
Huh.
They're polyamorous.

407
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,500
Who am I
to judge these people?

408
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,540
Don't judge them.

409
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:48,380
♪♪

410
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:52,290
So, let's raise a glass to
Grandpa Paul from all of us.

411
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,920
From Zoey,
who couldn't be here,

412
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,920
and Jack, who is right here,

413
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,670
and Diane, who...

414
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,580
who, uh...

415
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,460
Who has a leg cramp
and is out front

416
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,880
walking it off right now.

417
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,000
To Grandpa Paul.

418
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,540
All: Grandpa Paul.

419
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,210
All right.
So good.

420
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:12,000
This party
is more incredible

421
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,830
than I could
ever have imagined.

422
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,120
Thank you, honey.
Ohh, Mom!

423
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,830
You -- Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.

424
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,670
This is what I wanted.
I wanted you happy.

425
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,960
It's just --
It's beautiful.

426
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,250
Okay.
Well, here's our mom.

427
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,790
Thank you.
You guys were amazing.
Thank you.

428
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,420
Beautiful, very handsome
young men.

429
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,670
Uh, aloha, everybody.

430
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,040
All: Aloha!

431
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,210
So, I thought I would just share
a little story about my dad,

432
00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:35,040
um, that will probably explain
the giant popcorn maker.

433
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,330
[ Chuckles ]

434
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,920
My dad loved popcorn.

435
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,460
He loved all different kinds
of popcorn.

436
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:44,540
My dad especially loved
movie-theater popcorn.

437
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,880
[ Chuckles ] So, we would go to
the movies whenever he could.

438
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,420
As an excuse, he would take me
to any movie that came out.

439
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,830
So we went to "Airplane!"

440
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,170
uh, "Stir Crazy,"
and then "Caddyshack."

441
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:58,330
And then I loved it so much
that I begged him

442
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,750
to take me back
to see "Caddyshack," right,

443
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:04,830
and we went every night
for an entire month.

444
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,250
[ Laughing ] Every night
just 'cause it made me happy.

445
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:13,420
Oh! Anyway, so, every time I go
home, we watch it together.

446
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,580
So -- Oh.

447
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:18,250
Oh, God.

448
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,540
[ Voice breaking ]
Well, we -- we did.

449
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,500
We did watch it together
every time I would go home.

450
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,120
Anyway, so now, I've been
watching it with the kids.

451
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,790
And we do -- And we do all of
our favorite lines together,

452
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,500
like, you know, back and forth,

453
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,830
'cause it makes me feel like
he's -- he's here with us.

454
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,830
[ Whimpers ]

455
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,920
I'm so sorry.

456
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,210
This was supposed
to be a happy --

457
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,580
I just --

458
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:49,710
He's gone.

459
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,880
He's gone.

460
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,250
Never gonna be do --

461
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,620
able to do any of those things
with him again.

462
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,880
So, anyway, I'm sorry.

463
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,040
Oh!
[ Microphone feedback ]

464
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,330
[ Whimpers ]

465
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:06,290
♪♪

466
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,710
Pops, are you crying?

467
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:10,210
[ Crying ] No.

468
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,710
Oh, damn. Yeah, I am.

469
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,250
All right,
I'll be back, Pops.

470
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,670
The whole point of this night
was to cheer you up.

471
00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:23,500
I totally failed.

472
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,290
Honey, everything
about tonight

473
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,580
was incredible.
Was it?

474
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,750
It's like your father
was everywhere!

475
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,290
I even found a memento
in my pocket.

476
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,580
Did you?

477
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:38,620
I remember,
when we were in Morocco,

478
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,170
your father
stepped on this...

479
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,040
Oh.

480
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,040
...barefoot.

481
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,500
He was not a shoe guy.

482
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,960
We got asked to leave
many restaurants.
[ Laughs ]

483
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,710
It all just snuck up on me,
Mom.

484
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:55,380
Yeah, you've been working
so hard to keep him alive,

485
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,960
you haven't totally
faced the fact

486
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,040
that he's not with us
anymore.

487
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,880
Nope.

488
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,120
Just let go of the pressure
to be strong

489
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,210
and make a space to feel it.

490
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,330
Ruby was right.

491
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,120
[ Gasps ]
No.

492
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,670
You can never tell her.

493
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:19,120
[ Indistinct conversations ]

494
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,620
Hey.

495
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,750
You, uh...

496
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,920
You want to talk about
what happened out there?

497
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,040
Wasn't planning on it.

498
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,210
I get it.

499
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,750
We're Johnson men.

500
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,380
That's not our way.

501
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,120
We're stoic.

502
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,710
Yeah, suffer in silence.

503
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,250
You're doing a lot of talking
for somebody whose way it isn't.

504
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,620
Hey, Pops, I'm just saying,

505
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,330
I get why you don't want
to talk about death.

506
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,290
Death is scary,

507
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,250
and talking about it
makes it real.

508
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,210
I know it's real, dummy.
It's death.

509
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:53,170
Look, seeing Bow
standing up there crying

510
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,960
made me realize that my death
isn't going to be about me.

511
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,210
It's going to be about you.

512
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,500
You're going to be the one
standing up there crying.

513
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,460
And if you want to know
what my wishes are

514
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,170
so that you can move on, I'd
like to give that to you, son.

515
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,420
Thanks, Pops.

516
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:11,330
First, I want to be buried
right here in L.A.

517
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:14,670
That way, you can come visit
and we can have a drink

518
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,920
and you can keep me up on
all the family business.

519
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,250
Sounds good.

520
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,210
For my funeral,
all this backyard business

521
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,710
may be good enough
for Tommy Bahama.

522
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,500
For me, you rent a hall --

523
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,620
and a place that's just
a little too small

524
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,500
so not everybody can get in.

525
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,170
You hear me?

526
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,210
You got it.

527
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,580
Whatever you do...
Mm-hmm?

528
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,080
...do not bury me
next to your mother.

529
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,750
And if I die first,
you don't tell her I'm dead

530
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,250
until after you bury me,

531
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,120
'cause I think she might want
to do bad things to my body.

532
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,120
[ Inhales sharply ]

533
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,960
I could see that.

534
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,170
Ruby.
Yes?

535
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,380
Thank you so much for
everything you did for me.

536
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,170
You're welcome.

537
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,420
I'm glad I could
save the day.

538
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,830
No, I --
I actually saved the day.

539
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,620
It w-- It was the party
and all the stories

540
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:02,790
that helped my mom.

541
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,710
Yeah, but you only
felt better

542
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:07,120
after you ugly-cried
through that party

543
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,960
the way the Lord
would have wanted.

544
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Yes, uh...

545
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,710
You win.

546
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,250
Damn straight I did.

547
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,250
[ Scoffs ]

548
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,420
You made faces
I'll never forget,

549
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,380
looking like the mask of comedy
and tragedy at the same time.

550
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,330
Hey. Come on, Alicia.

551
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,960
Let's go get my keyboard out
and sing.

552
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,330
"Jesus Keep Me
Near The Cross"

553
00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,210
has been burning
in my throat all day.

554
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,500
Come on.
Let's go get it out.

555
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,830
Ruby, it's a kind offer,
but I don't pray to Jesus.

556
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,210
I pray to Hafez...
Oh.

557
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,620
...the Sufi poet and mystic.

558
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,380
That's right.

559
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,420
Come for me, bitch.

560
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,210
So, this fighter Saji
dropped a vertical elbow

561
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,710
on Maserati Doug's scalp.
A-bam!

562
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,000
Blood everywhere,
stained the mat.

563
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,750
Wow. Wow.

564
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:56,170
That sounds like something
I'm definitely ready to see.

565
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:57,170
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Right.

566
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,000
So, how was
the covering for me?

567
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,580
Um...

568
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:02,710
Uh, we...

569
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,170
I didn't know what to say.

570
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:07,000
Junior was great,
totally handled everything.

571
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,830
[ Sighs ]
Well, that is awesome.

572
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,750
You're the best big bro ever.

573
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,380
Thank you.

574
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,620
[ Sighs ]

575
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,500
Oh, and I brought you guys
some gifts.

576
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,380
Are those teeth?
Mm-hmm.

577
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,000
I caught them when
they bounced out the cage.

578
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,330
Cool!

579
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:22,750
They're still warm!
[ Gags ]