1 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:03,880 Dre: As a parent, it's your job to guide your kids 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,710 through life's toughest chapters, 3 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:08,040 even if you aren't that sure 4 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,120 the kid is yours in the first place. 5 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:13,500 Or if he's even gonna make it in life at all. 6 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,960 And then you're surprised when they do. 7 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,830 That's right. 8 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:19,880 Junior was finally ready to get his higher learning on -- 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,290 at my alma mater, of all places, 10 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,500 Howard University. 11 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,000 Now, it's always tough to drop a kid off at college, 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,330 but this was Junior, so... 13 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,380 Now, we want a tight hospital corner. Yep. 14 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:33,170 Why is he tucking in his comforter? 15 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:34,750 The man loves a nice swaddle. 16 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:37,040 Okay, everybody, you've already said your goodbyes. 17 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,290 Come on. We got some sight-seeing to do -- the Lincoln Memorial, 18 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:41,170 the African-American History Museum. Let's go! 19 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,330 Oh, I'd love to go to those places. 20 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:48,040 Ooh, those are tourist spots, and you live here now, so...no. 21 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,330 And, Junior, you be careful out here, all right? 22 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:51,790 And remember, 23 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:55,080 you can make a shank out of pretty much anything. 24 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,170 That's right. Black people human-traffic black people, too. 25 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:58,920 -Yeah. -That's true. 26 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,500 Junior: Don't worry, guys. 27 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,460 Me and Marques are cool. 28 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:04,120 I mean, he's from Brooklyn, 29 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,250 so, you know, he's teaching me to talk like him. 30 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,120 [ Brooklyn accent ] Ay, yo, sweetheart. 31 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,670 You want to go get a bagel? 32 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,750 And maybe go see a Broadway play? 33 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,290 [ Laughter ] 34 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,380 So, you're gonna grow your virginity back? 35 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:16,880 [ Chuckles ] That is hilarious. 36 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,330 Okay. All right, come on, guys. Let's go, let's go. 37 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:20,330 Is there anything else you think you need for your dorm room? 38 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:24,540 Seriously, like, Febreeze, or more towels, maybe -- 39 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:27,290 maybe some more hugs from Mommy? -No, no more hugs. 40 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:29,210 Let's go! Can't keep Lincoln waiting! 41 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,460 -Never get enough hugs. -Hey, son. 42 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:32,080 See you in four years. -But Thanksgiving -- 43 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,380 -I said four years. -I am so proud of you. 44 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:36,330 -Okay, yeah. Uh-huh, yeah. -You are a champion! 45 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,500 Thank God we're finally home. 46 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,500 Huh. 47 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,920 That was the longest flight ever. 48 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,960 Well, not for me. I popped a couple of Ambien. I was fine. 49 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,960 You tried to open the flight door. 50 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,460 Almost got it open, too. 51 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:49,120 [ Chuckles ] My baby's strong. 52 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,500 We dropped 10,000 feet in 5 seconds. 53 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,670 -Nobody put my mask on. -You survived. 54 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:55,120 Junior had left the nest, 55 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,380 but the Johnson family hadn't skipped a beat. 56 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:58,790 And you know what? 57 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:01,670 Maybe I was even gonna miss him a little bit. 58 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:06,080 Oh, um... 59 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,290 hey, Dad. 60 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:09,790 Or maybe I wasn't. 61 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:10,710 What the hell? 62 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:17,960 ♪♪ 63 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,670 What are you doing home? 64 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:21,670 How the hell did you get home? 65 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:24,210 I used the emergency credit card to book a flight. 66 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:25,500 Well, what's the emergency? 67 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,580 Wasn't really feeling college right now. 68 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,080 What the -- 69 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,420 Not to brag, but I predicted this on Twitter three days ago. 70 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:31,250 Go! 71 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:33,120 -I'm a prophet. -Okay. 72 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,000 Everybody, relax. 73 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,880 I decided to take a gap year. 74 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:36,830 A gap year? 75 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,380 What the hell is that? 76 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:40,420 I took a gap year once -- with The Gap Band. 77 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:41,620 [ Chuckles ] 78 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,580 Charlie Wilson dropped a bomb on me, baby. 79 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:46,040 Mama... Huh. 80 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:50,080 A gap year is when a kid takes a year 81 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,880 before going off to college. 82 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,120 It's pretty common, actually. 83 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,960 Everyone that I know that's taken a gap year 84 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,880 is some rich kid who turns out to be a ski bum. 85 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,540 Is this some white [bleep] 86 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:03,540 Everything around here is some white [bleep] 87 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:06,620 Pops, it is not some white stuff. 88 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,460 For the record, Malia Obama took a gap year. 89 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,250 You are not Malia Obama, fool! 90 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,380 Okay. Okay, okay. 91 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:15,040 Let's just calm down. 92 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,290 We can regroup on all of this tomorrow. 93 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:20,250 We're just a little -- little jet-lagged. 94 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,580 I know I was yesterday. 95 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,080 Junior. Go. 96 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:28,960 So you're just gonna let him 97 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:29,710 off the hook like that? 98 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,830 [ Scoffs ] Dre. 99 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,580 Come on. He's scared. 100 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,420 And yelling at someone when they're scared 101 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:38,080 only makes them more scared. 102 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,830 Stop being scared! 103 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:42,040 Monsters feed off of fear! 104 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,380 You are monster food right now. 105 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,170 [ Sighs ] 106 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,460 But I like yelling at the kids. 107 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:51,290 Yeah, I know, and...you're the best at it. 108 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,540 Mm. 109 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:54,420 But he needs his mom right now. 110 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:55,380 Okay? Okay. 111 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:56,380 He's just got cold feet, sweetie. 112 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:57,540 Just trust me. 113 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,210 I'm gonna get him to go back to school. 114 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:02,170 Oh, wait a minute. So [chuckles] 115 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:03,580 that's your move? 116 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:05,670 The spokesperson for soft 117 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,620 is gonna toughen up my grandkid? 118 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,830 We literally just brought you to D.C. 119 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:12,620 and paid for everything. 120 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,330 Museums are free. 121 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,540 Uh-huh. 122 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,080 ♪♪ 123 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,250 Junior's gonna be okay, right? 124 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,880 Oh, no. 125 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,710 But at least he made it a lot harder for us 126 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:24,880 to disappoint our parents. 127 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,380 Hey. 128 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:26,960 -Good night, Grandma. -Good night, Grandma. 129 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,380 Good night, babies. 130 00:04:28,380 --> 00:04:32,790 ♪♪ 131 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:33,540 [ Door closes ] 132 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,000 Hmm. 133 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,460 No, that ain't right. 134 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,250 What's so important that couldn't wait till morning? 135 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,830 Watching you and Jack 136 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,250 walk into that room together 137 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,790 and shut the door behind yourselves, 138 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:49,290 well, it made Grandma feel... 139 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,620 some kind of way. 140 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:56,120 All right, baby, no. Listen, listen, listen. 141 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,960 You're a young lady now, 142 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,960 and you need your privacy. 143 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,250 Huh? 144 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,250 Before you and Jack grow up to be little weirdos 145 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,830 the family doesn't bring to cookouts. 146 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:10,330 [ Chuckles ] 147 00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:11,880 Well, you've never been a twin before, 148 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,540 so of course you don't understand our bond. 149 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,750 [ Sighs ] Look, me and Jack, 150 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,790 we're like bacon and eggs. 151 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:20,170 Or...you and shoplifting. 152 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:21,540 What? What's that you're saying? 153 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,420 Hey, don't act brand-new. 154 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,830 Yeah. 155 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:26,790 Grandma, I love you, 156 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:29,620 but I think you're making a big deal out of nothing. 157 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:31,540 [ Jack clears throat ] 158 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,540 Toss me the coconut oil, please. 159 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,710 I'm trying to make my triceps pop. 160 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:40,170 Ruby: Little weirdos the family doesn't bring to cookouts. 161 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,380 [ Sighs ] 162 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:44,960 Whoa. 163 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,460 What's wrong, Dre? 164 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,620 Are two rappers you care for "beefin'"? 165 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,330 No. 166 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:53,540 Junior came back from college after two days. 167 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:57,080 Ah, one of those Doogie Howser types, huh? [ Chuckles ] 168 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,290 Where's he going to grad school at? 169 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:01,420 My alma mater? Real College University? 170 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:03,500 No. He's taking a gap year. 171 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,580 What? That's great news! 172 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:08,040 Dre, a gap year is an awesome opportunity 173 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,420 to sow some wild oats, see the world, 174 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,790 and become the men we were meant to be. 175 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,080 Of course, I didn't get to do any of that 176 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,920 because I was in a full-body cast due to Mono. 177 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,540 That's not how mono works. 178 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,960 No, no. Mono was an Italian bully. 179 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,500 Yeah, put me in the hospital day one of my gap year. 180 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:27,250 Mm. Okay, look, so you guys think gap years are okay? 181 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,580 Oh, yeah, they're great! 182 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:29,580 Mm-hmm. 183 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:33,710 For us. But not great for you guys. 184 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:36,460 Look, you should absolutely be worried 185 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,380 if Junior is thinking about taking a gap year 186 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,330 because according to a recent study, 187 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:42,540 if he does, he's going to be homeless. 188 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,250 What are you talking about? 189 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,710 Oh, this is outstanding. 190 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,330 For the past five years, 191 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,580 I've been an unwilling party to you dropping knowledge. 192 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,500 Well, guess what. -Hmm? 193 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,790 Now it's my turn. 194 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:56,710 And, spoiler alert, what I'm about to tell you 195 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,460 has nothing to do with slavery! 196 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,960 Ah. Okay. 197 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,580 As I was saying, 198 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:06,210 a recent study showed that rich, young white males 199 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,500 are more likely to stay well-to-do, 200 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,620 while rich, young black males are more likely to become poor 201 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:13,790 than they are to stay rich. 202 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:16,750 There are a variety of potential causes for this -- 203 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:20,580 imbalanced incarceration rates, employment bias, 204 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:23,750 and discriminatory housing policies, to name a few. 205 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:28,620 But, really, it all stems from institutionalized racism 206 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:33,330 reaching back into America's past as a slave-holding... 207 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:35,250 Damn it! 208 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,880 Slavery affects everything! 209 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,580 Aw. [ Sighs ] 210 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,420 It's almost like we need to keep talking about it. 211 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:41,460 [ Groans ] 212 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,040 All roads lead to slavery. 213 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,540 Except for the 5 Freeway. 214 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:47,380 That'd, uh, take you to Portland. 215 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,460 Unless you're going south. 216 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,790 That goes straight to slavery. 217 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:54,040 Okay, so your point is, as hard as I've worked, 218 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,330 my son is still not safe? 219 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,120 I cannot let him take his foot off the gas. 220 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,750 Exactly. No gaps in the résumé. 221 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,710 You do not want to give an excuse 222 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,830 for me and my brethren not to hire him. 223 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:09,420 Josh: Mm. I once took a morning off for a dental appointment. 224 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:11,830 Didn't work for three years after that. 225 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,670 The next time I did work, 226 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:15,460 all my suits were out of fashion. 227 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:18,170 And it left me with a gang of buttons. 228 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:19,170 Ugh. 229 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:20,880 Dre: Stevens freaked me out. 230 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,960 Hopefully, Bow was making some progress 231 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,540 in getting Junior back to college. 232 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:25,670 Knock, knock. 233 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:28,790 Oh. Hey, Mom. 234 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,380 How are you doing? 235 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:32,540 Where's Dad? It's just me. 236 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:36,000 Oh, thank God, because I think I'm freaking out, Mom. 237 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,210 I thought I was ready, 238 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:39,620 but then I got to school, and I was not ready! 239 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,580 Fam, you don't have a major? 240 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,380 Nah, I was just gonna take some classes and figure it out. 241 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,540 Well, have you chosen an adviser? 242 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,000 Uh... 243 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,540 Yo, son, are you serious right now? 244 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:51,080 You have to pick the right professor 245 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,170 because they're gonna set you up with the right internship. 246 00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:54,210 Bong, job. 247 00:08:54,210 --> 00:08:55,210 Bong, career. 248 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,710 Bong, paper! 249 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,380 You're wild for the night, son. 250 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,120 Why'd he keep saying "bong"? 251 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,920 I don't know. That freaked me out, too. 252 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,040 Sweetheart, I know. It's just -- 253 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,170 It was -- It's such a scary city, 254 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,920 with all those noisy cars 255 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,500 and roommates with beards that connect. 256 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,250 Yeah. Oof. 257 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:16,710 But it's just nerves. 258 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:18,170 It's gonna pass. 259 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:23,000 It's not nerves, and... it wasn't just Marques. 260 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,580 I mean, being there made me realize 261 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,710 I have no idea what I want. 262 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:32,580 And I think I need some time to figure it out. 263 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:35,330 That's what the four years of college is for. 264 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,880 No, I-I need a gap year. 265 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,330 Do you? I do. 266 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,420 Do you, though? 267 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:40,210 I-I do. 268 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:42,620 Do you? 269 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,750 Yes. 270 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,420 O-Okay. 271 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:49,420 Okay, so you want to take some time, potench. 272 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:52,790 So, what's the plan? 273 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:56,750 I-I don't really have one. 274 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,420 Okay. 275 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:02,290 Well, I -- It totally makes sense to me 276 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:03,960 that you would leave one plan for no plan, 277 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,670 but, you know -- you know how your father is. 278 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,080 I mean, he is the plan guy. 279 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,580 I mean, he's gonna be like, "What is the plan?! 280 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,920 What's the plan?!" [ Growls ] 281 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,170 [ Laughs ] Right? 282 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:16,080 So, do you have, like, a -- um, like, a notion, 283 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,380 or, like, an inkling? 284 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,120 I -- I would settle for an inkling. 285 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,210 Like, pbht. 286 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,210 I got nothing. 287 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,250 Okay. [ Chuckles ] 288 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,120 So I came home hoping Bow had good news. 289 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,380 [ Door closes ] Um... 290 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,670 Uh, Junior has no plan. 291 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:35,750 Huh. 292 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:37,120 Well, then, he's gonna be homeless. [ Scoffs ] 293 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,420 What do you mean there's no plan? 294 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,210 Junior has no plan. 295 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,460 I'll tell you what the plan is. 296 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,290 He's taking his ass back to college. 297 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:48,580 Damn skippy he is. Mm-hmm. 298 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,420 How do you think this looks? 299 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,580 I'm Dr. Rainbow Johnson. Yes, you are. 300 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,500 I went to Brown University. Oh, you let us all know. 301 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,790 I went to USC Medical School. Oh. 302 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,420 People know my name. Mm-hmm. 303 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,120 I have a reputation to uphold. Mm-hmm. 304 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,830 My kids go to college. 305 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,830 Yeah, they do! 306 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,880 Wa-- Wait a minute. Mm. 307 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,500 Even Jack? You know what? 308 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,380 It's important we just get the first few over the net. 309 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,170 You know what? I -- 310 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,420 Junior is taking his ass back to college, all right? Mm-hmm. 311 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,670 Because our ancestors did not cross that river 312 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:17,580 so he could take a gap year. I agree. 313 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,250 My parents couldn't go to college, 314 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,790 so they busted they ass so I could, 315 00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:22,750 and now it's being handed to Junior on a silver platter 316 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,750 and he doesn't want it?! 317 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,040 What are we gonna do? 318 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:25,790 Oh, I -- What are we gonna do? 319 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,170 I tell you what I'ma do. 320 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,620 I'ma go up there, and I'ma snatch his ass, 321 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,960 and I'ma take him to the airport, 322 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,250 and I'ma put him on the red-eye. 323 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,710 I'll even spring for the in-flight Wi-Fi 324 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:36,000 so his ass can be cyberbullied on the way back to college! 325 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,620 It's very expensive. Okay, you guys need to chill. 326 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,750 Junior's over 18 now. He can do what he wants. 327 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,210 No, I mean, look at me for example. 328 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,080 I could be headed to Tijuana right now 329 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,710 to buy cheap amphetamine salts. 330 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:49,000 Are you...joking? 331 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,420 [ Chuckles ] Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, 332 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,670 but that's not the point. 333 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,920 The point is, what are you gonna do about it? 334 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,290 You know, I'm over 18. 335 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:59,000 We're gonna... on that one. 336 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,960 But she is right. 337 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,460 Junior is 18. 338 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,750 He's a man. 339 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,120 Then maybe I should talk to him like a man. Yeah. 340 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,830 Where's my passport? 341 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,620 Unbelievable. 342 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:16,290 [ Video game music ] 343 00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:17,670 Hey, want to wrestle? 344 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,460 Whoa, um, how about some privacy, please? 345 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,670 Oh. Uh, o-okay. 346 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:25,460 M-My bad. 347 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,620 Do you think it's weird that we still share a room? 348 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,210 What? Of course not. We're twins. 349 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,750 That's what I told Grandma. 350 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,080 She thinks we need our "own space" now. 351 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,620 What does she know? 352 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,000 Most of her siblings didn't even survive intimacy. 353 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,920 I think you mean infancy, friend. 354 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,500 And that's exactly why I need you around. 355 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,500 Yeah. 356 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,330 Well, I'm gonna go to the kitchen. Okay. 357 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,420 Oh, bring me some popcorn. Want some popcorn? 358 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,290 See? Look at us. 359 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,580 Oh, is it my turn yet? 360 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,750 Yeah. I died a long time ago. 361 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,920 Dude. 362 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,920 Is that a real bra? 363 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,670 You're so lucky that you get to share a room with a girl. 364 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,790 Ew. 365 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,210 She's my sister. 366 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,620 I hate to tell you this, buddy... 367 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,830 ...but your sister's a girl. 368 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:11,830 [ Chuckles ] 369 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:15,750 ♪♪ 370 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,880 For the first time ever, I realized Bow was right. 371 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,790 Junior was a man now, 372 00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:24,080 and maybe the way to get him back to college 373 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,580 was to treat him like one. 374 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:29,960 ♪♪ 375 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,880 Hey, son. 376 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,290 How's it going? 377 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,670 No need for pleasantries. 378 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:36,790 You can get straight to screaming. 379 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,830 Nope. Unh-unh. 380 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:42,000 You know, I realize I've been coming at you like a boy 381 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,040 when you are a grown man now. 382 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,670 So I'm gonna treat you as such from here on out. 383 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:52,380 [ Scoffs ] I'm still under 21, Dad. 384 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,000 It's okay, son. You can have one. Take it. 385 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,330 [ Grunting ] 386 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,210 All right, yeah, son, son, son. 387 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,500 Just -- It's okay. 388 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,750 Don't strain yourself. I got it. 389 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,580 Uh, listen. 390 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,120 Man to man, 391 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,040 your mother and I have, uh... 392 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,040 invested a lot. 393 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,920 Raising you cost us a pretty penny. 394 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,420 You ran the numbers? 395 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,290 Ah. I low-balled it. 396 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:22,000 I didn't want to seem petty and count up the booster shots 397 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,380 and the air-conditioning 398 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,420 and all that Zyrtec you seem to need. 399 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,380 Uh, why is there a "resort fee"? 400 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,460 I've seen you in that pool. 401 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:32,290 But the point is, man, if you don't go back, 402 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,500 you will be throwing all of that away. 403 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,540 Listen, Dad. 404 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,960 I am, uh -- I'm really thankful 405 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,420 for everything that you and Mom have done for me. 406 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:45,330 But if I go to college before I'm ready, 407 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:49,500 won't I just be wasting more of your money by being aimless? 408 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,420 Okay. 409 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,580 Then let's take money out of it. 410 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:56,920 Shouldn't a man be concerned about the example 411 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,250 that he sets for his younger siblings? 412 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250 I don't know. 413 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,420 Isn't, uh, taking a minute 414 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,250 and trying to figure out where I'm going 415 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,750 actually setting a good example? 416 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,170 Okay. 417 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:12,250 But a man has to realize 418 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,540 that an opportunity like this may not last forever. 419 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,120 A man's scholarship could be gone 420 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,960 once he finally decides to return to school. 421 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:26,080 A man has to strike while the iron is hot! 422 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,420 Man. 423 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:32,420 Well, I've, uh, already done the paperwork, 424 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,460 so my scholarship's safe. 425 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,170 There's basically no reason for me not to do this now. 426 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,250 You are not a [bleep] man, boy. 427 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,540 You are a kid. 428 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:50,170 A kid who's gonna go back to school because I say so. 429 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,790 I'm not going back, Dad! 430 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:54,830 All right. Either you go back 431 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,790 or you're gonna have to find you another place to stay. 432 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,290 Fine. 433 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,460 Then I guess I'll find someplace else to stay. 434 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:09,040 Fine. 435 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,920 Find someplace else to stay. 436 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,960 Well [sighs] Rainbow: Yeah? 437 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,040 I solved it. 438 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,500 He's going back to college? 439 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,830 No. 440 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:26,710 I told him either go back to school or move out, 441 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,670 and he chose to move out. 442 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,210 What?! 443 00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,040 You can't kick my baby out! 444 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,290 Baby? 445 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,750 You're the one that said he was a man. 446 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,250 Of course he's not a man, Dre! 447 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,460 God. 448 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,830 We got to do something. 449 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,120 [ Chuckles ] Not me. 450 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,580 I don't believe in what he's doing. 451 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,500 I don't believe in half of the stuff you do, 452 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,540 and I'm not kicking you out! 453 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:49,620 What if he never goes back, Bow? [ Groans ] 454 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:52,540 I don't know where I would've been without college. 455 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,290 When I was a kid walking through my neighborhood, 456 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,880 the only jobs I thought you could have 457 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,580 were a postman, a barber, or a bus driver. 458 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,880 Hey, all of them are good. 459 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,960 But college taught me 460 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,920 that the world was much bigger than my block. 461 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,580 He knows that, dummy. 462 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,580 Look, the boy grew up different from how you did, 463 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,330 just like you grew up different from how I did, 464 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,000 and now he's traveling down a road 465 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,380 that you've never even been on before. 466 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,040 You ought to be glad 467 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,460 that Junior has the opportunity to do it his way. 468 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:20,710 My brother and sister did it their way, 469 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,790 and they are still spinning. 470 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,210 I don't want that for Junior. 471 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,170 You guys, he's a scared kid, 472 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,620 and I'm just trying to protect him from making a bad decision. 473 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,080 Here's what I know. 474 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,920 Your scared kid was brave enough to sit with you 475 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,620 and be honest about feeling a little bit lost. 476 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,380 And he stood up to you just now when you tried to bully him. 477 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,880 I think that that strong, honest young man you both raised 478 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,880 has earned a little bit of trust. 479 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,420 Are you saying you agree with the gap year? 480 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,670 Hell no. 481 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,540 That still sound like some white [bleep] to me. 482 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,460 But you owe it to him to see this through. 483 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,120 I guess he's right. 484 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,920 I know I'm right. 485 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,330 Besides, living here rent-free 486 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,960 has really helped me find myself. 487 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:07,120 Well, now that he's found it, can he leave? 488 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,120 [ Laughs ] Jack, you have to come look at this. 489 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,750 It's hilarious. 490 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,540 This guy just starts crying when an alligator grabs his arm. 491 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,540 Come on. 492 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,670 [ Man crying ] 493 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:19,040 I-I'm good. 494 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,290 What's wrong? 495 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,170 I've been thinking about what you were saying before, 496 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,460 and maybe Grandma was right 497 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,540 about us needing a little privacy. 498 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,670 Oh. 499 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,460 Right. 500 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,250 Maybe i-it wouldn't kill us to try something new. 501 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,620 You know, keep things fresh. 502 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,210 Yeah. 503 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,040 Maybe you're right. 504 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,500 I mean, we'd see each other around the house. 505 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,380 Yeah. There's always the hallway. 506 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,880 The backyard's not going anywhere. 507 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,040 Can't use the pool, though. Dad's keeping track. 508 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,500 [ Both laugh ] 509 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,790 This is the right thing to do, right? 510 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,710 Yeah. 511 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:02,960 It is. 512 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,620 ♪♪ 513 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,880 So... 514 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,330 see you around? 515 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:12,460 [ Sighs ] See you around, friend. 516 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:16,830 ♪♪ 517 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:19,420 Mm-hmm. 518 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,670 Grandma gets results. Ain't that right, baby? 519 00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,210 [ Chuckles ] 520 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:26,080 Hey. Can we talk? 521 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,790 You know, uh, I've been thinking, 522 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:31,170 and you can stay here until you go back to school. 523 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,790 No. You were right. 524 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,580 If I'm gonna do this, 525 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:37,790 I have to take responsibility for my actions. 526 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,290 'Cause I'm a man. 527 00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,710 [ Quietly ] That's my baby. Dre. Okay. 528 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:44,420 Okay, okay, okay. Son. Son, um... 529 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:45,750 I want you to stay. 530 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:49,080 And if you have some things that you need to work out, 531 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,380 I'd rather you do it here. 532 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,420 Right here. 533 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,710 You know what? 534 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,540 I don't even know if I'm comfortable here, Dad. 535 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,670 Wha? 536 00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:58,960 Your words hurt. 537 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,250 They were supposed to. 538 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,290 Dr-- I mean... 539 00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:05,580 Hey, look. Son, I'm sorry I hurt you. 540 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,580 All right? But I really want you to stay here. 541 00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:10,080 I still don't know. 542 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,080 Oh, please. We are begging you. 543 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:16,250 I don't know if he is. 544 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,380 I'm not begging you. 545 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,040 Okay, when you showed me those numbers, 546 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,380 the thing that you charged me the most for was your time. 547 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,460 I'm an important man! 548 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:25,960 Dre, you beg him. 549 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,330 I -- I can't -- Beg him, beg him. 550 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,620 [ Growls ] [ Sternly ] Beg him. 551 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,750 Junior... 552 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,080 please stay. I beg you. 553 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,920 [ Whispers ] You had me at "Junior." 554 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,330 Aww, that's so sweet. 555 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,920 -Bring it in, big guy. -Go on, hug it out. 556 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,540 Family hug! Ohh. 557 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,420 So, Junior was back at home, 558 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:48,330 and Diane finally got her own room... Ah-ha. 559 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,960 ...at Junior's expense. [ Laughs ] 560 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,540 But we came up with an elegant solution. 561 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,960 What? 562 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,170 You moved in? 563 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,750 Yup. 564 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,170 And there's some new ground rules around here, homey. 565 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:06,460 ♪♪ 566 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,040 Is that a...toothbrush? 567 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,670 Used to be. 568 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,330 ♪♪ 569 00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:14,040 Starting now, we wake up at 8:00, 570 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,460 we lift at 9:00 in the yard. 571 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:19,040 But I-I-I have -- I have school at 8:00. 572 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,500 Not me. 573 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,540 I took a gap year.