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The Black middle class
has been around forever.
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We started moving on up way
before George Jefferson did,
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and as long as the Black
middle class has been around,
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so have the private
organizations they formed
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to socialize, mobilize,
and uplift the race.
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There are sororities and fraternities
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like Alpha Kappa Alpha
and Omega Psi Phi,
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and clubs like the Links,
the Boulé, and Jack and Jill.
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To be a member of those groups,
you had to be a somebody.
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But since I grew up a nobody in Compton,
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these people never looked twice at me.
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Which is why it was so
surprising when this happened.
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Oh. Somebody's lime dressing's
gonna be robust tonight.
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- A man who appreciates a shallot.
- Mm-hmm.
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Is that for accentuating lamb or veal?
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Neither.
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Making some, uh, tarragon
fingerling potatoes.
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There's a place for brothers like us.
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"You're invited to join
Premier Noir, Incorporated...
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where the Black elite meet"?
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What? Hey.
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Oh, hell no.
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Bow, we have a problem.
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Dre, you can eat a couple grapes.
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You're not gonna get in trouble.
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What is...
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You got invited to join Premier Noir?
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Yes.
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That's crazy!
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Black social clubs have never
been into me,
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and now that I'm a successful
brother with a reusable tote,
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I'm Premier Noir material?
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Let's not make this about you, Dre.
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This is an opportunity for our kids
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to be a part of a black community.
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I mean, come on, Dre,
we don't go to church that much,
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and we live in an all-White
neighborhood...
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Yeah.
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...and we never manage to get together
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with that one Black family
at the school.
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Come on, Amukamuras.
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All right, let's hang, all right?
We got to do this.
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- Mm.
- Come on!
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Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Eh...
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She acts like she's
the only doctor at school.
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I'm head of Neuro at Cedars.
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- And can he talk any louder?
- Ey.
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You're from Compton. We get it.
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Look, I-I know it's weird for you,
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but you got to give Premier Noir
a chance, Dre.
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You could be passing up
the opportunity to be a part
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of a social network of people
that are just like you.
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Please, they're so superficial.
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We have nothing in common.
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Dre, you are fresh off
of a four-handed massage
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from a members-only spa.
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Uh, come on.
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I also had a seaweed body wrap.
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So, what's your point?
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You boujee, Dre.
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Yeah.
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6x05 - Mad and Boujee
Original air date October 22, 2019
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Bow called me boujee.
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Because you are boujee.
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- No, I'm not.
- Sure you are.
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You, your wife, kids... boujee.
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Boujee, boujee.
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Boujee, boujee, boujee.
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I'm sorry. Um... what is a "Boujee"?
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It's someone who starts to make
a little money,
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and then they think they're
better than regular Black folks.
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- Oh.
- Hmm.
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Well, which part of that
is not you, though?
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None of it, man.
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I think a baseball cap
can still be formal wear.
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Yep.
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I have a thousand dollars in a
shoe box above the refrigerator
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in my kitchen. So, I'm not boujee.
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If anything, I'm hood rich.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Fascinating.
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So... So, what is the difference
between the two?
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A-And if you could explain it
to me using a Black person
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whom I respect, like,
uh, uh, Kobe Bryant?
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Boujee.
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- Oh, Cardi B?
- Hood rich.
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Uh, Jay-Z and Beyoncé?
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W-Well, they started out hood
rich, but then turned boujee
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when they wore matching suits
at the Louvre.
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Science question...
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um, can one be boujee,
but then become hood rich?
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Ooh.
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You know, there's only one
person we can think of.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Mariah Carey.
- Mm.
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But she gets a pass because she has
a five-octave vocal range, so...
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And those hips.
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All of this trouble because Bow
wants to join some stupid club!
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We... We... We already have
all the clubs we need!
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We're members of the Auto Club!
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AAA for life!
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Yay, yay!
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Damn it! Bow got me all worked up.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna take the rest
of the day and buy me a chain.
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Um... it's 10:15 in the morning, Dre.
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He doesn't care.
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He's hood rich.
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Hey, Pops...
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Boy, I told you, I don't care
what you look like
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- as an old man.
- No, no, no.
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I just wanted to know when your
wedding is so I can figure out
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how hard I need to hit Tinder
to find my plus-one.
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Well, Lynette hasn't gotten
around to picking a date yet,
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but as soon as she does,
I'll let you know.
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Wait, I thought you guys were
planning the wedding together?
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You don't understand, Junior.
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Women don't want men's input
for wedding planning.
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They're not good at it...
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you know, the way women
aren't good at math.
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You name me one lady math person.
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And don't say "Hidden Figures."
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That was science fiction.
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Uh, Pops, I thought you were
excited to get married.
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I am.
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I love Lynette.
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I'd marry her on the Titanic
or on the Moon.
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The wedding itself is just a formality.
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It is not.
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It is the seed from which your
entire marriage will grow,
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and I'm sure she'd love to have
your input.
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I'm not so sure, Junior.
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Come on, Pops.
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Just... let me help you
give this gift to her.
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Okay.
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But when it goes poorly...
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disinviting you will be my gift to her.
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Well, my gift to her will be
wearing a high-necked dress
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to the ceremony.
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Because these girls are gonna
upstage your girl.
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Believe that.
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Nothing's more hood rich than
picking up barbecue in a Benz.
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So, after I got my chain,
that's exactly what I did.
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Guess who went to Compton
and got some barbecue?!
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- Whoa.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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You got barbecue and we're
joining Premier Noir?
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This is the best day ever.
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Okay, what's he talking about?
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We are not joining Premier Noir.
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But it sounds amazing.
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She knows, too?
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Mm-hmm.
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Bow, we discussed this.
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I know, but they are so excited, Dre,
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and I got us invited to
the new members picnic.
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- Why?
- So, they're gonna make new friends,
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and all we have to do is show up.
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Okay, I'm sorry she got your hopes up,
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but we are not joining.
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But, Dad, you're always talking
about how special it was
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to be surrounded by Black people
growing up.
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We want that.
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Yeah, we want to meet kids
who look like us.
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Mm-hmm.
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Kids who love Kendrick Lamar
and the Jonas Brothers equally,
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like we do.
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Don't keep us from our people.
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Please, Dad.
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Let us be part of the Black community.
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Fine.
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- Ah.
- We'll go.
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But no hood barbecue for you.
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If you want ribs, order from Chili's.
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Oh, she has beautiful hair.
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Look at the water.
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- Ooh, that's pretty.
- It's so pretty.
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Okay. Black people wearing
no-show socks... it's unnatural.
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If I see Madras shorts, I'm out of here.
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Oh, look. They've got a croquet court.
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Why can't they play African games?
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- What?
- Like basketball.
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Okay, come on, guys.
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He's not getting any better. Let's go.
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Okay. Well, be back in 15 minutes
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because we're here to dip in and bounce.
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Hey, what's up, brother?
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Hey, man, you got a beer with a
horse or a mountain on the can?
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Coming right up.
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Oh, hey, hey, I'm not one of them.
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- I don't need a glass. Thank you.
- Dre.
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- Mm.
- Good to see you, man.
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- So glad you could make it.
- Hey.
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- Well, thanks for having us.
- I'll take one of those, too, man.
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You know, when I saw you in that
farmer's market the other day,
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I knew I'd seen you before.
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Howard man?
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Yeah.
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- School of B, class of '94.
- '96.
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HU?
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You know.
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- All right, all right.
- All right.
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So, wait a second. '94?
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Mm-hmm.
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Were you there when Diddy freaked out
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during that finance exam
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and had to be carried out
kicking and screaming?
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Was I there?
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I was one of the dudes that had
to carry him out.
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Come on.
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Hey, man, he's heavier than he looks.
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Dude got dense bones.
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Yeah, to think they called
the other guy "Biggie."
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Thank you so much.
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Looks like our kids have made friends.
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Oh. Hey.
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- I'm Shaline.
- Hey. Rainbow.
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Are those your kids?
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- Yeah.
- Aw, that's amazing.
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Oh, my God. They're having so much fun.
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That's great.
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That's what Premier Noir is all about.
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- Aww.
- Connection.
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Yeah, and a little bit
of day-drinking, am I right?
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I'm kidding.
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Well, anyway, we're... we're in.
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Where do I drop them off?
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Oh, this isn't really a "drop
them off" type of organization.
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- Oh, okay. Mm.
- We plan social events...
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...community service activities,
educational outings
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- that need parental involvement.
- Mm.
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Sounds like a second job
with no compensation.
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It's a lot of work,
but it's worth it for our kids.
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- All right, here we go, guys.
- Look at that.
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I honestly never thought
I would see Diane laugh
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with someone.
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Sign me up.
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My dip-and-bounce turned
into a stay-and-chill.
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You know, one time, my office
had a party at a pool,
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and they asked me to sign
a liability waiver
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in case I couldn't swim.
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Hey, hey, hey. Can you swim?
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Of course not,
but they didn't know that.
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You know, I thought I was the only one.
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- Mm.
- Hey, oh, you know what?
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How many of you are the only
Black executives at your work?
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- Wow.
- Okay, so you get it?
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You know, it's like I have to
give a Black history lesson...
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...to every coworker every other day.
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Hey, you know what?
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You guys should do
an ad campaign to let them know
253
00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:10,379
that they can Yelp "where the
best place in Los Angeles
254
00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:11,814
to hear jazz is."
255
00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:14,325
Oh. Eh... I'm sorry,
do you do advertising?
256
00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,288
Yes.
257
00:09:15,313 --> 00:09:16,885
My company's looking for a new firm.
258
00:09:16,954 --> 00:09:18,754
The ad rep at the last one we hired
259
00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:20,989
insisted on referring to me
as "brother man"
260
00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:22,891
every single time we had a meeting.
261
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,793
Hey, look, I can't count
how many clients
262
00:09:24,862 --> 00:09:27,196
want to call me "Dr. Dre."
263
00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:28,197
You know what?
264
00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:29,731
- We should talk.
- All right.
265
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,800
See, Dre? Membership has its privileges.
266
00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:33,068
I see.
267
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,970
You are gonna be
the newest member, right?
268
00:09:38,442 --> 00:09:39,875
Yes, I am.
269
00:09:40,077 --> 00:09:41,376
Yes.
270
00:09:41,478 --> 00:09:42,878
He is.
271
00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:45,157
Okay.
272
00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:46,415
Okay.
273
00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:49,351
Hey, brother, for the record,
I was wrong about Madras.
274
00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:51,211
You are wearing those shorts.
275
00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:52,354
I mean...
276
00:09:52,423 --> 00:09:55,791
So, I made this calendar of all
the possible dates in 2020
277
00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:58,694
and preemptively blacked out
all the major holidays,
278
00:09:58,796 --> 00:10:01,930
as well as the Super Bowl,
March Madness,
279
00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:03,411
and the Triple Crown.
280
00:10:03,489 --> 00:10:05,211
- Right?
- Wow.
281
00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:07,146
- You really do get me, grandson.
- Mm-hmm.
282
00:10:07,193 --> 00:10:09,137
But like I said, this is all a ceremony.
283
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,920
- Anything works for me.
- Okay.
284
00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:12,507
Well, uh, I was thinking the Arboretum,
285
00:10:12,576 --> 00:10:14,502
and it looks like they've got
an opening in July.
286
00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:16,489
Ugh. No way.
287
00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:17,590
In that heat?
288
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,725
I mean, I don't really care.
289
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,226
I just don't want Lynette
to be uncomfortable.
290
00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:21,928
All right. Well, I'll start
looking at hotels.
291
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,798
No, no, it's got to be outdoors,
except in disgusting July.
292
00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:27,100
And when was the last Superbloom?
293
00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:30,470
Smack in the middle of March Madness,
294
00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:31,504
so I guess that's out.
295
00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:32,466
No, no, no.
296
00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:34,307
It's just a couple of games
of college basketball.
297
00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:37,744
I can miss those.
This is an important day...
298
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:41,057
for my lady, who would also like
a cigar-rolling station.
299
00:10:41,169 --> 00:10:42,698
That's what Lynette wants?
300
00:10:42,784 --> 00:10:44,851
You damn right that's what she wants.
301
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,924
This wedding is a chance for
Lynette to celebrate the love
302
00:10:47,971 --> 00:10:49,388
she thought she'd never find,
303
00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,224
and now that she's thinking about it,
304
00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:54,419
she wants to make it a day
that she'll never forget.
305
00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:55,491
Wow.
306
00:10:55,516 --> 00:10:57,650
I didn't know this meant so much to her.
307
00:10:57,718 --> 00:10:59,485
It does. To her.
308
00:10:59,553 --> 00:11:01,453
Again, I could go either way.
309
00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,555
Okay, Pops. Say no more.
310
00:11:03,624 --> 00:11:04,823
I'll call the Cubans.
311
00:11:04,926 --> 00:11:07,293
My man.
312
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:14,833
What's up, Charlie?
313
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:20,306
Is that a Premier Noir membership pin?
314
00:11:20,408 --> 00:11:22,074
Mm. Yes, it is.
315
00:11:22,143 --> 00:11:23,208
Mm.
316
00:11:25,624 --> 00:11:27,687
- What the hell?
- Sorry.
317
00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:30,282
I had to make sure it was really
you and not some pod person,
318
00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:32,418
because the real Dre
would have never joined
319
00:11:32,486 --> 00:11:34,954
some boujee Black social club.
320
00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:36,555
I changed my mind.
321
00:11:36,657 --> 00:11:38,123
Hmm.
322
00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:40,459
I'll [bleep] you up, Charlie.
323
00:11:40,528 --> 00:11:43,028
Okay, it really is you.
324
00:11:43,097 --> 00:11:44,396
Sit down.
325
00:11:44,498 --> 00:11:46,598
Charlie...
326
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:48,100
I know what you're thinking.
327
00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:50,336
Man, but everybody was cool.
328
00:11:50,438 --> 00:11:51,403
Mm.
329
00:11:51,472 --> 00:11:53,305
Look, man, there were
so many professionals.
330
00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:57,042
Charlie, it's worth doing it
just to boost your career.
331
00:11:57,111 --> 00:11:58,210
They boosting brothers?
332
00:11:58,312 --> 00:11:59,511
Yes, Charlie.
333
00:11:59,613 --> 00:12:02,481
Until I got there,
I didn't realize what it felt
334
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,450
to have that kind of support,
335
00:12:04,518 --> 00:12:06,618
and my kids felt it, too, Charlie.
336
00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:08,187
They made new friends.
337
00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:09,355
What?
338
00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:11,090
Black ones.
339
00:12:11,158 --> 00:12:13,359
That sounds great.
340
00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:14,560
Sign me up.
341
00:12:14,662 --> 00:12:16,295
- Sign you up?
- Yeah.
342
00:12:18,733 --> 00:12:20,199
No, really, really, really.
343
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,301
Seriously, sign me up.
344
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,335
Ah, okay.
345
00:12:23,404 --> 00:12:24,448
Oh, yeah. Uh...
346
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,806
I'll ask around.
347
00:12:27,908 --> 00:12:29,273
Yeah.
348
00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:30,876
Dre, he's your friend.
349
00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:32,929
Just bring him along.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
350
00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,313
- Will it?
- Yeah.
351
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:35,749
Come on, babe. It's Charlie, all right?
352
00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:37,416
I don't think he's gonna fit in.
353
00:12:37,485 --> 00:12:40,318
You didn't think you would fit in,
and look at you now.
354
00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:42,254
You're having the time
of your life, Dre,
355
00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:43,922
and you're talking
about your new friends
356
00:12:43,991 --> 00:12:45,290
like a little schoolgirl.
357
00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:48,160
That's because Harold
is interesting, Bow.
358
00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:50,562
Did you know his grandfather was a Pip?
359
00:12:50,731 --> 00:12:52,498
- Really?
- A Pip, Bow!
360
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:54,466
Whoo, whoo!
361
00:12:54,568 --> 00:12:55,567
Fine, okay?
362
00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,437
A couple of us are going
to golf tomorrow.
363
00:12:58,506 --> 00:13:00,539
- Maybe I'll bring Charlie along.
- There you go.
364
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,108
I'm so glad you're enjoying yourself,
365
00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:06,545
because I am being run ragged, Dre.
366
00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:08,881
I have to be back
at the hospital in an hour,
367
00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:11,350
and I have 50 more of these
cake pops to make
368
00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:12,551
so I can give them to the kids
369
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,141
so they can bring them
to the Youth Summit.
370
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:17,356
Okay, babe? Why don't you just buy some?
371
00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:20,726
Because, Dre, according to the by-laws,
372
00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:23,495
young, gifted, and Black children
373
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:25,831
can only eat homemade treats.
374
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,266
- Oh.
- Hey, Mom.
375
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,314
Hey, guys.
376
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:29,505
We need you to plan a field trip
377
00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:31,904
to the San Onofre Nuclear
Power Plant for 50 kids.
378
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,539
- Mm-hmm.
- What?
379
00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:35,237
No, I don't... I don't...
I don't have time for that.
380
00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:37,409
Oh, don't worry.
You have until Saturday.
381
00:13:37,478 --> 00:13:40,446
Hey, okay... Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
382
00:13:40,514 --> 00:13:42,614
You guys want to help me
finish up these cake pops?
383
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:46,218
Ah, we would, but Jordan
from Premier Noir invited us
384
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,055
to his uncle's house for a jam session.
385
00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:49,108
- Oh, well, that's nice.
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,124
His uncle is John.
387
00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:51,233
- Right.
- Legend.
388
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:52,335
- Mm-hmm.
- What?
389
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,632
We're going to John Legend's house.
390
00:13:53,657 --> 00:13:54,940
Ah! Cake pops!
391
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,290
- Don't give them the...
- Ah!
392
00:13:58,246 --> 00:13:59,311
I hate this.
393
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:01,809
You're the one that said
we needed this community.
394
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:03,879
And, Bow, you were right.
395
00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:06,051
You're just saying that
because you're in love
396
00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:07,153
with your new best friends.
397
00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,788
I'm saying it because I see the impact
398
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,258
that it's having
on our children already.
399
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,327
- Okay.
- Plus, if I play my cards right,
400
00:14:15,429 --> 00:14:18,230
I can bring in some new business
to Stevens & Lido,
401
00:14:18,332 --> 00:14:19,903
and we can get a Sea-Doo.
402
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:21,834
- A what?
- We can be Sea-Doo people!
403
00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:23,035
I mean, look at that wave!
404
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:24,830
Uh-huh! Grab my waist! Hold on!
405
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,071
Whoo! Aah!
406
00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:27,806
Ooh! Mm!
407
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,643
So, I went out on a limb
and invited Charlie.
408
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,379
I figured, "What's the worst
that could happen?"
409
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,880
Hey, brothers!
410
00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,649
Y'all looking good.
411
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,151
Looking like the beginning
of a Taye Diggs movie.
412
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,887
Just beautiful.
413
00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:44,690
What the hell have I done?
414
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:49,674
Uh, hey, Charlie,
Charlie, hey, man, um...
415
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,381
I said, uh, we were playing golf
at a country club.
416
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:55,211
Dre, this place is nice.
Don't call it country.
417
00:14:55,306 --> 00:14:56,680
Uh, you must be, Mr. Telphy.
418
00:14:56,782 --> 00:14:58,807
- Uh...
- Ah, call me Charlie.
419
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:01,610
Mr. Telphy is what I call my son
when the rent is due.
420
00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:05,467
Ah. Beautiful day
for the world's greatest game.
421
00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,215
- Uh-huh.
- But we're gonna have to golf
422
00:15:07,284 --> 00:15:09,736
because I left my dominos at home.
423
00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:11,832
Okay, all right, well, you know what?
424
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,927
I think we're next up on the tee,
so, you know, let's get going.
425
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,029
Let's chop this salad.
426
00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:16,830
Oh! Heh.
427
00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:24,844
Okay, so, we didn't get off
to the best start.
428
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:34,415
But it turned out Charlie
really knew how to golf.
429
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,916
All right!
430
00:15:35,985 --> 00:15:37,985
He's on my team.
431
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,460
All right, Charlie.
432
00:15:48,898 --> 00:15:50,464
Okay, Charlie.
433
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,735
And he charmed them
like he charms everybody.
434
00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:56,403
Charlie, you're amazing.
435
00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:57,805
You really handed us our asses.
436
00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,007
We were just playing for fun.
437
00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:02,601
But the bets were real.
438
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:05,211
Now, I accept the three C's...
439
00:16:05,289 --> 00:16:07,640
cash, credit, cognac.
440
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:09,383
What's up with that cognac, brother?
441
00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:10,517
Let's do it.
442
00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:13,387
- Ah.
- Drinking cognac.
443
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,622
I like Charlie.
444
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,257
Great golfer.
445
00:16:17,359 --> 00:16:19,226
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
446
00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:22,896
You know, uh... good dude.
447
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,698
I think he'd be great for the club.
448
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:29,002
Oh, come on now, Andre.
449
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,972
Well, he's not exactly
Premier Noir material.
450
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,041
What do you mean?
451
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,709
You know he's not like us.
452
00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:38,166
He is exactly like us.
453
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,279
Think about what you're saying
454
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:42,216
because you sound elitist
as hell right now.
455
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,218
Of course I am. We're an elite club.
456
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,687
Isn't that what you signed up for?
457
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,122
- No.
- Come on, man.
458
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,758
You had a great day golfing, didn't you?
459
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:51,825
- Yeah?
- It was all right.
460
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,594
Man, look out there.
461
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:55,796
Would you rather be here,
462
00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:58,866
or at the public course that's
patchy like Kevin Durant's hair?
463
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,168
I mean, man, you didn't have to
go after K.D. like that.
464
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,302
Oh, yeah. No, that was...
465
00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:03,804
Still, though, you know
what I'm saying, man.
466
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:06,173
We just can't let any person in here.
467
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,641
Hmm.
468
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:11,011
If you want to be exclusive...
469
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,679
you got to exclude people.
470
00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:13,947
You get it, right?
471
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,472
- I do.
- Good.
472
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,752
I'm sorry. Can we get...
473
00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:19,956
But, uh...
474
00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:21,455
- I don't get down like that.
- Dre...
475
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,122
So...
476
00:17:23,239 --> 00:17:25,341
I can't join your club, bro.
477
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,994
Charlie!
478
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:30,063
Go ahead and order that cognac
mixed with Dr Pepper!
479
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,965
Okay.
480
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:36,503
So, I know that you love Premier Noir,
481
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:39,106
and I love it for you, too.
482
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,409
I mean, you are making new friends
483
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:46,814
and you are expanding
your horizons, you know?
484
00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:50,184
But it's a lot for me.
485
00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:52,085
You know, and I know you guys
see me as Super-Mom,
486
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:54,922
and I love that so much, but I-I just...
487
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,924
I-I just got a call
488
00:17:57,026 --> 00:18:02,229
to make 100 more cake pops for tomorrow.
489
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,097
It's too much.
490
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:08,702
So, if you guys want to stay
in the club, you know,
491
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,271
you're just gonna have to pull
a little more weight.
492
00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:16,443
Shut it down.
493
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:18,612
- What?
- It was fun while it lasted.
494
00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:20,647
Mm.
495
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:25,308
Okay, you guys are staying
in Premier Noir,
496
00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:26,394
and you're gonna love it
497
00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:28,622
and you're gonna take on
more responsibility
498
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,657
and you're gonna make
your stupid friends
499
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,726
and expand your dumb horizons
500
00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:35,207
and be a part of the frigging community!
501
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,564
Do you understand me?
502
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,098
- Yes.
- Yes, what?!
503
00:18:39,675 --> 00:18:40,949
Yes, Dr. Johnson.
504
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:44,785
Thank you. Mama is off the clock!
505
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,619
I need wine.
506
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,378
Hello.
507
00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:52,415
Oh.
508
00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:55,058
- I have very good news.
- Mm-hmm.
509
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,084
I had a productive talk
with the children,
510
00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:01,702
and I figured out a way to make
Premier Noir work for us.
511
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,157
- Oh. That's great.
- Mm-hmm.
512
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,093
Because I quit.
513
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:07,261
What?
514
00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:10,163
Dre, I just got the kids
to pull their weight.
515
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,513
Okay, so let them stay in.
516
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,666
It'll be good for them.
517
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,068
I just can't take advantage of it.
518
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,037
Is this about Charlie?
519
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,538
No.
520
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:19,806
- It's about me.
- Hmm.
521
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,609
I don't have a problem being
a part of an exclusive club,
522
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:25,345
but not if it means excluding my people.
523
00:19:25,447 --> 00:19:26,680
Hmm.
524
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,449
The world is doing so much to
keep us out of so many places
525
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:32,853
that I cannot be a part of that, too.
526
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:35,656
I'm proud of you.
527
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,090
Mm.
528
00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:40,994
You chose principles over a Sea-Doo.
529
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,162
I know.
530
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,597
Huh.
531
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,666
- I'm growing.
- Mm.
532
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,821
- Calm down, Dre.
- What?
533
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:52,698
Let me know when you stop calling
Economy Class "steerage."
534
00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:54,541
I call it the Middle Passage
535
00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:57,577
because the seats keep getting smaller.
536
00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:58,513
Uh-huh.
537
00:19:58,538 --> 00:20:00,681
Uh... Okay.
538
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,717
They don't serve champagne
back there, Marie Antoinette.
539
00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:06,420
They don't even wash their blankets!
540
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,102
You know, some of those seats
don't even have seatbelts!
541
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:16,202
Attention, everyone!
542
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,845
Important announcement coming.
543
00:20:18,947 --> 00:20:21,006
Pops has big news.
544
00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:23,162
I picked a wedding date.
545
00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:24,818
Oh. That's great, Pops.
546
00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:26,076
- Okay.
- When is it?
547
00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:28,177
Well, uh, turns out, Lynette
was waiting for me to step up,
548
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,476
get involved,
549
00:20:29,537 --> 00:20:32,458
and she was very proud of me
for taking the initiative.
550
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,340
Well, my God, do you want us
to be there?
551
00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:36,799
- Just tell us the date, old man!
- Uh... May I?
552
00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,375
Oh, please do.
553
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:42,296
Pops' and Lynette's magical day is...
554
00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:44,453
Wait for it.
555
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,851
March 15th!
556
00:20:45,914 --> 00:20:46,945
- Okay.
- Yay.
557
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:47,991
- Cool.
- Okay.
558
00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:50,016
- Earl?
- Yes?
559
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,920
You're getting married
on our anniversary?
560
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:00,210
Uh-oh.
561
00:21:00,288 --> 00:21:05,288
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