1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:03,868 Fact... being a teenager is dumb. 2 00:00:03,926 --> 00:00:06,255 Look at this one trying to close the deal 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,513 wearing his grandpa's fishing vest. 4 00:00:08,598 --> 00:00:11,568 And she's for sure going to regret that haircut. 5 00:00:11,653 --> 00:00:14,655 Teenage emotions can climb to the highest highs 6 00:00:14,739 --> 00:00:17,183 and bottom out to the lowest lows. 7 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:21,341 That's because everything is so heightened, so emotional. 8 00:00:21,426 --> 00:00:23,450 Love is more dramatic. 9 00:00:23,535 --> 00:00:25,666 Music can make you lose your mind. 10 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,418 Your jokes are funnier. 11 00:00:27,502 --> 00:00:29,247 Your fights are fight‐ier. 12 00:00:29,332 --> 00:00:32,543 And your friendships never seem more important. 13 00:00:32,637 --> 00:00:34,467 Ever since Diane's sleepover, 14 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:38,304 she and her friend Sophie had been attached at the hip. 15 00:00:38,964 --> 00:00:40,215 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,293 They could never do anything without the other. 17 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:45,583 Which one best says... "Don't try me"? 18 00:00:45,668 --> 00:00:47,342 I wouldn't mess with you in either of those. 19 00:00:47,426 --> 00:00:49,903 It was a never‐ending stream of "what‐ifs" 20 00:00:49,988 --> 00:00:51,567 and plans for the future... 21 00:00:54,738 --> 00:00:56,176 ...and I had never seen 22 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:58,248 - my little girl happier. - ♪ 'Cause I'm my own soul mate ♪ 23 00:00:58,332 --> 00:00:59,623 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 24 00:00:59,707 --> 00:01:00,535 ♪ I know how to love me ♪ 25 00:01:00,619 --> 00:01:02,200 ♪ Love me ♪ 26 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,497 ♪ I know that I'm always gonna hold me down ♪ 27 00:01:03,581 --> 00:01:04,966 Boom. 28 00:01:05,082 --> 00:01:06,716 - First. - You're always first. 29 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:07,652 I know. 30 00:01:07,737 --> 00:01:10,207 Which is why we weren't expecting this. 31 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:11,167 Hey, Mom. 32 00:01:11,252 --> 00:01:12,419 ‐ Hey, guys. ‐ Hey, Mom. 33 00:01:12,858 --> 00:01:14,443 How was school? 34 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:17,030 They caught a seventh grader selling access 35 00:01:17,115 --> 00:01:19,283 to the teachers' bathroom for number twos. 36 00:01:19,368 --> 00:01:20,263 That's disgusting. 37 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,144 It was wild. 38 00:01:21,229 --> 00:01:22,825 Hey, Diane, let me know when you want to go shopping 39 00:01:22,909 --> 00:01:23,927 for Sophie's birthday gift. 40 00:01:24,011 --> 00:01:26,379 Actually, I don't think I'm gonna go to her party. 41 00:01:26,499 --> 00:01:27,513 What do you mean you're not gonna go? 42 00:01:27,597 --> 00:01:30,137 I'm not going to the party, and Sophie's dead to me. 43 00:01:30,222 --> 00:01:31,408 What? What? 44 00:01:31,493 --> 00:01:33,098 Just let it go, Mom. 45 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,871 Diane and Sophie are over. 46 00:01:35,961 --> 00:01:37,391 *BLACK-ISH* Season 06 Episode 16 47 00:01:37,476 --> 00:01:39,055 *BLACK-ISH* Episode Title: "Friendgame" 48 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,740 Synchronized by srjanapala 49 00:01:40,961 --> 00:01:42,477 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 50 00:01:43,216 --> 00:01:45,149 Sophie's dead to you? What does that even mean? 51 00:01:45,234 --> 00:01:46,279 What happened? 52 00:01:46,363 --> 00:01:47,477 It's fine, Mom. 53 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:49,521 But you guys were best friends. 54 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:50,866 Yeah, that was fun for a minute, 55 00:01:50,951 --> 00:01:52,774 but then I realized having a best friend 56 00:01:52,859 --> 00:01:53,945 really isn't my brand. 57 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,198 Okay. Uh, she was born with a best friend. 58 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,166 She doesn't need to be running around all over town 59 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,188 - looking for one. - Uh‐huh. 60 00:01:59,273 --> 00:02:01,381 Anyway, I decided to get a jump‐start 61 00:02:01,466 --> 00:02:03,426 on being my own best friend. 62 00:02:03,511 --> 00:02:06,263 Hmm. If it works for Beyoncé, it works for me. 63 00:02:06,455 --> 00:02:07,711 Okay. 64 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:10,703 Jack. 65 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:12,641 What is really going on? 66 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:15,383 All I know is they don't eat lunch together anymore. 67 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:19,039 And Joshua told Emily, who told Tyler, who heard from Savannah 68 00:02:19,169 --> 00:02:21,695 that Sophie thinks Diane is too much. 69 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,352 Oh, no. 70 00:02:24,534 --> 00:02:25,827 It's happening. 71 00:02:29,007 --> 00:02:30,531 Yeah. Diane's in trouble. 72 00:02:30,616 --> 00:02:31,922 - What? - Our little girl 73 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:34,313 has experienced her first heartbreak. 74 00:02:34,398 --> 00:02:35,983 What? I didn't know she was dating somebody. 75 00:02:36,067 --> 00:02:37,746 She wasn't, Dre. It was her best friend. 76 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:39,695 She got dumped by her best friend! 77 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,618 Ugh. Oh, look, Diane's gonna be fine, alright? 78 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,871 Friendships, they come and they go. 79 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,242 That's what happens. 80 00:02:44,327 --> 00:02:47,788 You know that me and Sha didn't speak for six years? 81 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:49,028 And we were fine. 82 00:02:49,113 --> 00:02:50,711 - You know why, Dre? - Why? 83 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,422 Because male friendships are garbage. 84 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,842 Female friendships are a lifeline. 85 00:02:55,956 --> 00:02:58,914 Your best friend is the one person in the world 86 00:02:59,061 --> 00:03:00,672 that can make you feel like you belong, 87 00:03:00,757 --> 00:03:01,966 and if she rejects you, 88 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,195 then, I mean, it's devastating. 89 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:08,024 So make a sad playlist, get a revenge body, and get over it. 90 00:03:08,109 --> 00:03:10,402 Dre, not everyone can just get over it. 91 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:14,602 Sophie told Diane she was "too much." 92 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:17,742 Do you know what it's like to be told that you're "too much" 93 00:03:17,827 --> 00:03:19,036 at a formative age? 94 00:03:19,121 --> 00:03:21,581 It can have devastating consequences. 95 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:23,367 This is about Amelia, isn't it? 96 00:03:23,452 --> 00:03:25,008 Of course it's about Amelia! 97 00:03:25,093 --> 00:03:26,758 But they're friendship bracelets. 98 00:03:26,927 --> 00:03:28,734 I made them for you because you're my friend. 99 00:03:28,819 --> 00:03:31,779 See, this is what I'm talking about, Rainbow. 100 00:03:31,864 --> 00:03:33,677 It's just so intense with your friendship bracelets 101 00:03:33,761 --> 00:03:34,859 and your sleepovers. 102 00:03:34,944 --> 00:03:37,531 You're just way too much. 103 00:03:37,648 --> 00:03:38,813 Yes, what happened 104 00:03:38,897 --> 00:03:40,875 to me and Amelia 105 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,524 is happening to Diane and Sophie. 106 00:03:43,609 --> 00:03:44,900 - Okay. - She got kicked to the curb, Dre, 107 00:03:44,984 --> 00:03:46,231 for doing nothing! 108 00:03:46,316 --> 00:03:47,266 You sound like me 109 00:03:47,351 --> 00:03:49,493 when I talk about my first girlfriend, Tamika. 110 00:03:49,578 --> 00:03:50,305 Oh, my God. 111 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:51,641 She broke up with me on the bus, 112 00:03:51,775 --> 00:03:54,594 and I had to wait seven stops before I could let it out. 113 00:03:54,679 --> 00:03:56,461 Now, that was a breakup. 114 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:59,156 This is a breakup, too, Dre. 115 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:00,391 And you know what? 116 00:04:00,476 --> 00:04:02,368 You know what the hardest part of my breakup was? 117 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:04,524 - What? - The fact that I was alone. 118 00:04:04,609 --> 00:04:08,556 My mother said that, "If Amelia is gonna treat you like this, 119 00:04:08,641 --> 00:04:10,120 then she doesn't deserve you." 120 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:11,695 Well, I'm not gonna leave Diane 121 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,102 swinging in the wind like that. 122 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:15,149 No, I'm not! I'mma fix this. 123 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:18,113 Do you even know what happened to Amelia? 124 00:04:18,236 --> 00:04:21,789 I don't have time to waste on a part‐time doula dog walker 125 00:04:21,874 --> 00:04:24,501 from San Bernardino with a Red Hot Chili Pepper tramp stamp 126 00:04:24,586 --> 00:04:26,087 who doesn't talk to her sister! 127 00:04:26,213 --> 00:04:27,986 I'm a doctor! I save lives! 128 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,870 - Pass the ball! - Here's good defense. 129 00:04:29,954 --> 00:04:30,869 Pass the ball! 130 00:04:31,008 --> 00:04:32,971 - Oh, we got this. - It's all us! No! - That's it! 131 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:33,901 - Okay. - No! 132 00:04:33,986 --> 00:04:35,240 - Touchdown! - No! 133 00:04:35,324 --> 00:04:36,166 - Yeah! - Yo! 134 00:04:36,251 --> 00:04:37,793 ‐ Let's go! Let's go! ‐ 135 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,297 I would've won this game had Kaepernick been playing! 136 00:04:41,872 --> 00:04:43,790 Uh. 137 00:04:48,643 --> 00:04:50,300 What the hell? 138 00:04:53,057 --> 00:04:54,144 What happened? 139 00:04:54,229 --> 00:04:57,191 Well, we tried to re‐create the classic Wrestle Kingdom 140 00:04:57,276 --> 00:04:58,941 Okada/Tanahashi match. 141 00:04:59,026 --> 00:05:00,402 I went for the Rainmaker, 142 00:05:00,487 --> 00:05:02,480 and I accidentally threw him into the wall. 143 00:05:02,616 --> 00:05:05,495 Yeah, I'm not gonna lie... my grades dipped after that. 144 00:05:05,611 --> 00:05:07,763 We didn't want you to freak out, so we covered the hole 145 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:08,792 with a poster. 146 00:05:08,877 --> 00:05:10,129 It was a pretty elegant solution. 147 00:05:10,213 --> 00:05:12,048 No, it was not! 148 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:13,700 Hey, hey, hey. 149 00:05:13,785 --> 00:05:15,191 What's all the yelling about? 150 00:05:15,276 --> 00:05:19,071 Your grandsons put a hole in one of my favorite walls. 151 00:05:19,156 --> 00:05:22,515 Don't they know how hard you work to give them walls? 152 00:05:22,663 --> 00:05:24,757 No, they do not. 153 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:27,413 When I was your age, I broke her favorite lamp, 154 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:28,500 and you know what happened? 155 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:29,554 You got spanked? 156 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:30,514 Damn skippy. 157 00:05:30,599 --> 00:05:32,601 I got spanked. 158 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:34,781 And then I had to put her lamp back together, 159 00:05:34,866 --> 00:05:36,367 and it was good as new! 160 00:05:36,452 --> 00:05:38,968 You two are gonna need to learn 161 00:05:39,053 --> 00:05:41,265 how to fix things for yourselves 162 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:42,851 so you don't depend on other people. 163 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:43,953 Great. Well, 164 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,868 how do we learn how to fix things for ourselves? 165 00:05:45,952 --> 00:05:47,335 Damn it, you're men. 166 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:49,022 Figure it out! 167 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:52,109 And fix my wall before anything nests. 168 00:05:52,255 --> 00:05:54,257 I'll handle it, Dad. Already ordering a new poster. 169 00:05:54,342 --> 00:05:56,911 Fix... my wall. 170 00:05:58,852 --> 00:06:00,419 Yeah, listen. Hey, hey, hey! 171 00:06:00,504 --> 00:06:01,786 Do it fast. 172 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:06,020 If squirrels get in that hole, the house is legally theirs. 173 00:06:06,105 --> 00:06:08,064 Eh? Eh? 174 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,400 Ah. 175 00:06:09,946 --> 00:06:13,040 I understand your concern, but we can't expel a girl 176 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,892 for not wanting to continue a friendship with Diane. 177 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:16,064 Okay. 178 00:06:16,149 --> 00:06:18,455 So how about we aim a little smaller, 179 00:06:18,906 --> 00:06:20,606 do a "Day of Healing" 180 00:06:20,691 --> 00:06:23,994 about not stabbing your friends in the back? 181 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,462 Obviously, we can't do that either. 182 00:06:25,547 --> 00:06:27,923 Okay, it feels like I am the only one 183 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,885 coming up with suggestions here. 184 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,054 I understand that you don't get it, 185 00:06:32,139 --> 00:06:35,587 but when I lost my best friend, school became torture for me, 186 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:38,189 and I will not let that happen to Diane. 187 00:06:38,429 --> 00:06:40,181 You think I don't get it? 188 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:45,384 When I was 14, my best friend dumped me. 189 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:47,837 And to hurt me, she told the whole school 190 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:50,345 that I had sex with my stuffed animals. 191 00:06:50,523 --> 00:06:52,759 I did not have sex with my stuffed animals. 192 00:06:52,844 --> 00:06:54,337 Of course you didn't. 193 00:06:54,422 --> 00:06:56,744 But a lot of people believed it. 194 00:06:56,829 --> 00:06:57,650 Oh. 195 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,664 Haven't been able to go to a reunion. 196 00:06:59,835 --> 00:07:01,470 So you get it. 197 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,541 Dre doesn't understand. 198 00:07:04,626 --> 00:07:05,960 Your husband doesn't understand 199 00:07:06,044 --> 00:07:07,744 not to park in a handicapped spot. 200 00:07:07,829 --> 00:07:09,861 How's he supposed to understand this? 201 00:07:10,256 --> 00:07:12,165 Finally, someone hears me. 202 00:07:13,343 --> 00:07:14,593 What are we gonna do, Biggsy? 203 00:07:14,677 --> 00:07:16,923 Well, unfortunately, as principal, 204 00:07:17,098 --> 00:07:18,265 I can't intervene here. 205 00:07:18,412 --> 00:07:19,759 - Ohh. - But 206 00:07:19,844 --> 00:07:22,221 as a woman who understands the pain of getting dumped 207 00:07:22,306 --> 00:07:25,056 by your best friend, I beg you, 208 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,376 do something for your daughter. 209 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,452 - Save her. - I will. 210 00:07:29,714 --> 00:07:31,173 I'm gonna start a rumor 211 00:07:31,258 --> 00:07:33,653 that Sophie is dating her stuffed animals. 212 00:07:33,738 --> 00:07:34,736 No. Nope. 213 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,078 - Not like that. - No. Nope. 214 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:37,642 - Not like that. - Not like that. 215 00:07:39,228 --> 00:07:41,135 Hey! Diane! 216 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:43,447 I got you your favorite gummy bears 217 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:44,854 from that fancy candy store. 218 00:07:44,939 --> 00:07:46,068 Cool. What'd you get me? 219 00:07:46,152 --> 00:07:47,330 Stay out of this, Jack. 220 00:07:47,415 --> 00:07:48,697 Diane. 221 00:07:48,988 --> 00:07:50,864 Do you want to go with me on a quick, little errand? 222 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,205 What are you up to, Mom? 223 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:53,619 Nothing. 224 00:07:54,118 --> 00:07:55,345 Promise. 225 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,126 Why are we on Sophie's street? 226 00:07:59,248 --> 00:08:00,775 Why are we in front of Sophie's house? 227 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:02,124 Why are we at Sophie's door?! 228 00:08:02,209 --> 00:08:04,626 This is an ambush, okay? 229 00:08:04,711 --> 00:08:06,545 I got in touch with Sophie's mom, 230 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,298 and she and I both agree, sweetheart... 231 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:09,705 you guys need to talk. 232 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,111 Whatever is going on between the two of you 233 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:14,406 is not worth losing a friendship over. 234 00:08:14,889 --> 00:08:15,806 Wait. 235 00:08:15,923 --> 00:08:16,979 If you get me out of here, I will give you gold. 236 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,595 - Real gold! - Diane. 237 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:19,822 - Hey, guys! - Hi. 238 00:08:19,907 --> 00:08:21,491 Sophie, Diane is here! 239 00:08:21,611 --> 00:08:22,532 Come on in. 240 00:08:22,617 --> 00:08:23,450 I'm good. 241 00:08:23,535 --> 00:08:24,751 Uh, we... 242 00:08:24,836 --> 00:08:26,298 we would love to. Mm. 243 00:08:29,278 --> 00:08:30,626 Hi. Hi. Hi. 244 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,469 I'm here to drop off the donation for the fundraiser. 245 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:34,593 - Ohh. - Uh, 246 00:08:34,703 --> 00:08:35,836 we're not doing a fundraiser. 247 00:08:35,921 --> 00:08:37,798 Oh, Dre, you don't have to lie to me. 248 00:08:37,912 --> 00:08:39,601 I know you've fallen on hard times. 249 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,603 - Mm. - Hard times? 250 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,882 My earrings cost more than your car. 251 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,235 - Oh, you're so silly. - Oh, Janine. 252 00:08:44,319 --> 00:08:46,062 Thank you so much for supporting our project. 253 00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:48,416 Donors like you give our dreams flight. 254 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,169 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on a minute. 255 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:53,234 Are they out here telling the neighbors you need charity? 256 00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,953 Oh, hell to the no. 257 00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:57,069 Ten dollars? 258 00:08:57,154 --> 00:08:59,742 I did not expect you to look in that until after I left. 259 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:01,320 Trash. 260 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,820 Here, take it. 261 00:09:02,905 --> 00:09:04,072 Why is she here? 262 00:09:04,157 --> 00:09:06,812 Uh, you said to handle the situation, and I thought, 263 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:08,815 "How do people handle problems these days?" 264 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,276 - Crowdfunding. - Mm‐hmm. 265 00:09:10,364 --> 00:09:12,023 We're already over halfway there. 266 00:09:12,108 --> 00:09:14,408 Honestly, it's the best idea he's ever had, 267 00:09:14,493 --> 00:09:15,804 - so... - Mm‐hmm. 268 00:09:16,614 --> 00:09:19,742 "Our home is in constant danger of collapse, 269 00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:21,415 and so is our family"? 270 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,781 Mm‐hmm. 271 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,437 Does the rest of the neighborhood know about this? 272 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:26,732 Well, I can't speak to how many people have read my e‐mail, 273 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,110 but it was last night's top post on Nextdoor, so... 274 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,179 Take your money. 275 00:09:31,264 --> 00:09:32,181 We don't need it. 276 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:33,609 The Johnsons are doing just fine. 277 00:09:33,694 --> 00:09:36,237 You're being so brave, but who's gonna be brave for you? 278 00:09:36,322 --> 00:09:38,554 Ah. Ah, ah, ah. I, uh... 279 00:09:38,989 --> 00:09:40,367 What was that about? 280 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,659 I told you guys to figure this out for yourselves. 281 00:09:42,884 --> 00:09:44,881 We figured out how much it would cost 282 00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:46,328 to have someone else fix it, 283 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,828 and we felt like it was a waste of our resources 284 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:49,913 to use our own money. 285 00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,390 And now you can crowdfund anything. 286 00:09:51,498 --> 00:09:53,320 - Want a limo for prom? - Crowdfund it. 287 00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:55,632 Want to make a mixtape after being wrongly convicted 288 00:09:55,717 --> 00:09:57,179 - on gun charges? - Crowdfund it. 289 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,350 What if your deacon was caught running a Ponzi scheme 290 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:01,945 and has to be bailed out of jail? 291 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:02,780 - Crowdfund it. - Crowdfund it. 292 00:10:02,865 --> 00:10:04,187 - Alright, then! - No! 293 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,367 Shut down the fundraiser now. 294 00:10:06,452 --> 00:10:08,578 But Chrissy Teigen gave us $100. 295 00:10:08,663 --> 00:10:11,832 So? Shut it down and figure it out for yourselves like I did. 296 00:10:11,918 --> 00:10:12,992 Hey, y'all! 297 00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:16,079 There's a white woman coming up the walk with a casserole! 298 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:17,601 Scatter! 299 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:22,309 Bow made small talk about midsize SUVs and air fryers, 300 00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,156 but really all she had on her mind 301 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,765 was whether her big plan would work. 302 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:26,860 Hey, Mom, do you have milk? 303 00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:29,203 We're doing the ghost pepper potato chip challenge. 304 00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:31,000 We're about to destroy our tastebuds. 305 00:10:31,085 --> 00:10:34,424 Look at you two. BFFs, just BFF‐ing. 306 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,842 Don't be extra, Mom. 307 00:10:36,023 --> 00:10:37,664 Sorry. My bad. 308 00:10:37,749 --> 00:10:39,166 Come on, honey. Let me get you some glasses. 309 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,765 Oh. Whatever was bothering Sophie, she's over it. 310 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,390 - Oh. - She apologized and said 311 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:45,144 I should definitely come to her skating party. 312 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,953 - As if I would miss it. - Ohh. 313 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,172 Aren't you glad we did this? 314 00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:49,507 - Mm‐hmm. - You know, 315 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,817 when I used to have friend trouble, 316 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,921 my mom would wave a crystal over my head 317 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,929 and tell me to clear my friend chakra. 318 00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:56,812 Ugh. It's not even a real chakra. 319 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,606 - Mm. - Let's do this, Diane. 320 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,312 Time to make peace with God. 321 00:11:00,397 --> 00:11:02,482 ‐ Go do it. ‐ Mm. 322 00:11:02,707 --> 00:11:07,640 So, not to brag, but I knew, if we got them together, 323 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,945 they would work this out. 324 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,515 - I know! I'm so relieved. - Ah. 325 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,086 - Diane's a good kid. - Mm‐hmm. 326 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,130 Not like some of those other girls. 327 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,882 Do you know Emily Copeland vapes? 328 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:17,953 That's why she always smells like raspberries. 329 00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,601 Exactly. Unbelievable. 330 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:22,047 That's why I told Sophie, if she didn't fix things with Diane, 331 00:11:22,131 --> 00:11:23,789 I would take away her allowance. 332 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:28,828 You... You forced Sophie to be friends with Diane again? 333 00:11:28,913 --> 00:11:31,398 Technically, I bribed her. But it's no big deal. 334 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,693 Kids their age don't know what's good for them, 335 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:33,703 so I helped it along. 336 00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:34,828 Oh. And it's working. 337 00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,445 - They're friends again. - Yeah. 338 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:39,976 Do it. 339 00:11:40,061 --> 00:11:40,812 Ooh! 340 00:11:40,897 --> 00:11:41,312 Mnh‐mnh! 341 00:11:41,397 --> 00:11:43,717 So, how strict are you about writing friends prescriptions? 342 00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:47,320 Oh, I'm glad to see you're working 343 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:48,929 with your hands to fix your mistake. 344 00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:50,703 Yep, just like you did, big guy. 345 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,148 Yo! 346 00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:57,383 Where did you guys get all this stuff? 347 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,523 How did you afford this?! I know what you get paid! 348 00:11:59,608 --> 00:12:00,914 That was easy. 349 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:03,039 There was a guy signing people up for credit cards 350 00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:04,257 outside of the store. 351 00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:06,007 I got a stress ball and five percent off, 352 00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:09,207 and I know the importance of saving money, so you're welcome. 353 00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:12,085 Those cards charge twenty‐five percent interest! 354 00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:14,648 You're better off making a deal with a troll under a bridge! 355 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:18,000 But... But you know what? You know what? 356 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,359 You're working with your hands, 357 00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:21,840 and you have everything that you need, so there's no excuse 358 00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:23,524 as to why you can't get the job done. 359 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,984 And when you're finished... 360 00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,632 return everything that you don't need! 361 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,294 - Mm‐hmm. - Yeah. 362 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,059 Eh, we might want to cancel the bidet delivery. 363 00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:36,712 The night of the birthday party, Bow was struggling 364 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,419 with the knowledge that Sophie's invitation was a lie. 365 00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:42,083 Oh, can you take a picture for me 366 00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:43,599 to send to Sophie for outfit approval? 367 00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:45,997 I'm trying to make sure I get three dancing‐lady emojis 368 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,199 before I can walk out the door. 369 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:48,138 - Sure. - Oh! 370 00:12:48,223 --> 00:12:50,739 And, also, I was thinking maybe we could get another ticket 371 00:12:50,824 --> 00:12:52,951 to the Cardi B concert so that Sophie can come with us. 372 00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:53,669 Ohh. 373 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,045 And maybe, this summer, she can join us 374 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,714 on that family trip to San Diego. 375 00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,633 Eh... maybe we don't need to be 376 00:12:58,718 --> 00:13:01,130 thinking so far into the future, you know? 377 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:05,311 And... are you sure that you really even want to go 378 00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:07,278 to this skating thing tonight? 379 00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:08,795 Uh, yes. 380 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,704 - It's my best friend's birthday. - Right. 381 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,482 Plus, people will be falling on their butts. 382 00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:13,525 Do you think I'd want to miss that? 383 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,904 Oh, my God. That sounds so much fun. 384 00:13:15,989 --> 00:13:17,134 - Yeah. - You know what else sounds fun? 385 00:13:17,218 --> 00:13:18,294 No. 386 00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:19,849 Not going. 387 00:13:20,248 --> 00:13:21,458 What? 388 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:24,823 We could go to any R‐rated movie that you want. 389 00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:29,458 I'm talking language, violence, suggestive themes. 390 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:30,286 Mom, what are you doing? 391 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,662 Okay, fine! We don't need to do that! 392 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,538 Sweetheart, let me take you to Sephora. 393 00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:36,167 I will buy you everything that you try on. 394 00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:38,408 I want to go to the party. 395 00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:39,432 You can drive my car! 396 00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:40,441 I will give you the keys. 397 00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:41,713 Just d‐don't go. 398 00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:44,417 You dragged me to Sophie's house so we could make up, 399 00:13:44,502 --> 00:13:45,135 and it worked. 400 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,312 Why are you trying to keep me from going to her party? 401 00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,534 Uh, okay, okay. 402 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:55,620 So, okay, um, you and Sophie are best friends again because... 403 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,127 her mom made her. 404 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:00,885 Oh, my God. 405 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,026 I know. 406 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,752 Sophie didn't want to make up. 407 00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:04,956 No. 408 00:14:05,049 --> 00:14:07,979 Now I've been sending her pictures and emojis 409 00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:11,573 like everything is normal when... it's not normal. 410 00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,071 Come here. 411 00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:14,125 - I can't. - Okay. 412 00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:17,007 I have to leave the country. I've humiliated myself. 413 00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,696 I don't just look thirsty... I look dehydrated. 414 00:14:20,899 --> 00:14:22,025 Dehydrated Diane. 415 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,402 Oh. 416 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,446 My life is over. 417 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,448 Ohh. 418 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,992 Ohh. 419 00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:28,985 Ohh. 420 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,766 - Hey, baby! - Hey, babe. 421 00:14:32,899 --> 00:14:34,932 Hey. 422 00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:37,877 Are looking up your ex‐best friend? 423 00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:39,855 Yes. She just became 424 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,158 friends with CVS on Facebook. 425 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,053 Who does that? 426 00:14:43,138 --> 00:14:44,229 Wow. 427 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:47,158 This is worse than I thought. 428 00:14:47,823 --> 00:14:48,890 I know. 429 00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:51,820 Do you know that every time something good happens... 430 00:14:51,905 --> 00:14:53,906 - Mm‐hmm. - ..like when we got married, 431 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,586 when I graduated from med school, when we had kids, 432 00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:58,991 I just hope that she finds out 433 00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:02,500 so that she feels bad that I am no longer in her life. 434 00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:03,812 Hm? 435 00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:06,875 Are you ever going to let this go? 436 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,805 I don't know. 437 00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:11,405 But seeing all this with Diane, 438 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:14,826 it just reminded me of being that sad, scared little girl. 439 00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:17,038 I'm sorry you went through all of that... - Thanks. 440 00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:19,959 ..but you went through that, not Diane. 441 00:15:20,276 --> 00:15:22,207 You don't even know if she's feeling 442 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,106 the way you did, alright? 443 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,598 You can't dump your stuff on her. 444 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,851 Ugh. You're right. 445 00:15:27,936 --> 00:15:29,239 You're right. 446 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,395 - This is about Diane and Sophie. - Mm‐hmm. 447 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,023 - This isn't about me... - No. 448 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:34,872 ..and this long‐receipt‐loving whore, Amelia. 449 00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:36,871 - Babe! - I know! 450 00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:39,067 I'mma talk to Diane. 451 00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:40,511 - Alright. - Okay. 452 00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:41,972 You know what? 453 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,379 I'm proud of you. 454 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,973 Thank you. 455 00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:50,153 She broke her leg while she was skiing... in three places. 456 00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:51,512 Like, she broke her leg. 457 00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:54,317 You're sick. 458 00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:57,348 Hey. 459 00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:59,778 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm... I'm great. 460 00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:02,317 I'm looking up long‐term rentals in Bangkok. 461 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,313 I think my new life's gonna be pretty okay. 462 00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,450 Diane, I'm so sorry I went overboard 463 00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:10,067 with trying to protect you, but all these years, I just... 464 00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:13,871 I really wished my mom would've stepped in and helped me. 465 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:18,239 But now I realize it's not a problem a mom can fix. 466 00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:20,481 Got to go through it on your own. 467 00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:22,981 Even if it sucks. 468 00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:26,512 And it really, really sucks. 469 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:28,999 You know, it's one thing to know you're not wanted, 470 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:30,508 - but... - Mm. 471 00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:33,832 ..it's way worse to get a pity invite, 472 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,435 especially since it felt so good to have my friend back. 473 00:16:37,535 --> 00:16:38,578 Ohh. 474 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,153 You know, Sophie and I were gonna try out 475 00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:41,565 for "American Idol" together? 476 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,722 Do you know that Amelia and I were gonna marry the brothers 477 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,266 from Menudo... Fernando and Nefty? 478 00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:47,221 Who? 479 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,682 God, they were so... Anyway, s... 480 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:49,642 um, don't worry about it. 481 00:16:49,727 --> 00:16:50,894 I'm so sorry. 482 00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:52,146 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 483 00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:54,283 I know how hard this is. 484 00:16:54,387 --> 00:16:57,846 Is it crazy that I still want to go to the party? 485 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,641 Of course not, no. 486 00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:01,104 Okay. 487 00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:02,942 I think I'm gonna go. 488 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,119 It'll be fun. 489 00:17:04,204 --> 00:17:05,572 - Great. - Yeah. 490 00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:07,509 - Great. - Okay. 491 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,838 Have fun, sweetheart. 492 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,932 Are you guys ready to see your new wall? 493 00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:12,810 Please do not pause for a commercial, 494 00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,330 and let's just see the damn thing. 495 00:17:16,193 --> 00:17:17,619 Ta‐da! 496 00:17:18,265 --> 00:17:19,596 Ah! 497 00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:21,877 Oh, my God. It looks diseased. 498 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:22,836 What did you do? 499 00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:24,297 I'm glad you asked. 500 00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:26,322 First, we put a time capsule in the hole, 501 00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:29,744 including a copy of "Get Out," a Popeyes chicken sandwich, 502 00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:31,997 and two letters to our future selves. 503 00:17:32,097 --> 00:17:33,447 - Then we... - What's that smell? 504 00:17:34,339 --> 00:17:36,008 We stuffed a bunch of dryer sheets in there 505 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,385 to keep it fresh, and once the wall was good and packed, 506 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,138 we spackled the hell out of it. 507 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,606 And then it was painting time. 508 00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:45,152 We may have thrown a second coat on a bit too fast. 509 00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:46,769 That's why it's so bubbly, but those bubbles 510 00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:49,338 should either evaporate or stay there forever. 511 00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:50,346 ‐ Mm. ‐ So... 512 00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:52,019 Pretty cool how we matched the stripes, right? 513 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,187 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ Ah, seamless. 514 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:56,009 The wall didn't deserve that. 515 00:17:56,093 --> 00:17:58,471 I don't know what to say, Mama. 516 00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:02,159 Looks like these two lack the skills to handle their business 517 00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:03,948 like I did back in the day. 518 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,352 ‐ Ohh. ‐ Hm! 519 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:08,432 You mean the botch job you did on my lamp? 520 00:18:08,681 --> 00:18:09,848 What? 521 00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:11,760 I made that lamp as good as new. 522 00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:12,768 No, you didn't. 523 00:18:12,853 --> 00:18:15,696 It was more Krazy Glue than it was lamp. 524 00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:19,040 I tossed it and ordered a new one with my cigarette bucks. 525 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,946 But, Mama, you said you was proud of me 526 00:18:21,031 --> 00:18:22,118 and that I was finally a man. 527 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,399 I lied. 528 00:18:23,484 --> 00:18:27,028 The important thing is that you tried, and you learned that, 529 00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:30,657 if you made a mistake, you were gonna have to fix it yourself! 530 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,614 And that's the lesson that I was trying to pass on to you two. 531 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,220 You're welcome. 532 00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,625 Oh. 533 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:41,829 That's my phone. 534 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:48,352 Maybe you'll have better luck with the baby. 535 00:18:53,504 --> 00:18:54,876 How did it go? 536 00:18:54,983 --> 00:18:56,243 You're back so soon. 537 00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:57,907 Let's just say... 538 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,305 I'm really glad I went. 539 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,934 ♪ Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? ♪ 540 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,391 ♪ Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? ♪ 541 00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:10,134 I needed to make sure the friendship ended on my terms. 542 00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:11,610 - Huh. - Thank you 543 00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:12,799 for telling me the truth, Mom. 544 00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:13,485 Oh. 545 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,767 I don't want to be friends with anyone 546 00:19:14,851 --> 00:19:16,102 who doesn't want to be friends with me. 547 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,355 Ah. That's what my mom said to me. 548 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,126 God, Diane, you are so much better at this than I am. 549 00:19:21,296 --> 00:19:24,079 I'm still holding on to a 30‐year‐old heartbreak 550 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:28,415 caused by a woman who still can't walk in high heels. 551 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,673 Why are you letting this Amelia live in your head rent‐free? 552 00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:32,758 What? 553 00:19:32,851 --> 00:19:35,688 - You're Dr. Rainbow Johnson. - Yeah? 554 00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,977 You hold people's lives in your hands 555 00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:39,735 while supporting five children... 556 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,602 - Huh. - ..six if you count Dad. 557 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,173 You hold it down at home and at work 558 00:19:45,258 --> 00:19:47,102 all while looking amazing. 559 00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:49,407 I don't know this woman, 560 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:53,149 but there's no way she can have it better than you. 561 00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,313 Thank you, Diane. 562 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,501 Can we be best friends? 563 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,438 I'll get back to you. 564 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:03,227 Oh. Of course, yeah. Oh. 565 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,564 You know where to find me, though. 566 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:11,602 2020 ghost pepper potato chip challenge! Potato chip challenge! 567 00:20:11,687 --> 00:20:13,157 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 568 00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:15,496 Oh, I'm starting to feel it already. Yeah? 569 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,925 Yeah! Oh, my God. Yeah, it's hot. 570 00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:18,315 - Yeah? - It's hot. 571 00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:20,502 I swapped mine out for a Pringle. 572 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,635 What?! 573 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,627 - Yeah. - No! 574 00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:24,330 - No, but this is hilarious, Mom. - Oh. 575 00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:25,183 - No, it's not hilarious. - Yes! 576 00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:26,269 Oh, my God. It's starting to burn. 577 00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:27,831 It's starting to burn. Wait, why did I do this? 578 00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,573 I don't know. Oh, my God. Gimme the milk, gimme the milk! 579 00:20:29,657 --> 00:20:30,908 Oh, this milk? No, no. Yeah, that milk. 580 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:31,799 Gimme the milk. No, babe, don't... uh, babe. 581 00:20:31,884 --> 00:20:33,026 Oh, my God. Oh, God! 582 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:34,330 Okay. I've been... 583 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,793 That's so hot. 584 00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:38,205 I've been betrayed by my daughter! 585 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,369 How could you do this?! 586 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:40,510 She... Aah! 587 00:20:40,595 --> 00:20:41,637 Like this video, guys.