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I love that Junior and I
are working together...
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Hey, come on, son. Let's go.
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...because our relationship
hasn't always been great.
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First up is the throat chop.
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Bah!
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If that fails, always go for the groin.
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That's like the balls of the balls.
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But now I'm looking out for him
in new ways.
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I ordered wrong.
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Yes, you did.
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Don't worry. I got you.
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Hey!
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Ooh! Beets!
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Notice how you hear
Dennis Haysbert's voice
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before you see him.
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Studies have proven
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that hearing a person
before you see them
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builds trust.
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Man.
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- Haysbert is the GOAT!
- Mm-hmm.
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We've been through some rough waters,
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but I finally feel like
we turned a corner.
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Oh, hey. Hey, hey.
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Pop that collar.
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All right.
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Dre and Junior.
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Getting along.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's not gonna last.
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Yep. They're doomed.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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That morning, Junior and I
hit up a prospective client
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with the old Johnson shake and bake.
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We were so in sync,
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it was as natural
as Colin Kaepernick's afro.
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Mm-hmm.
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We really like this direction.
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I can't wait to hear the full pitch.
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Mm.
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I know from the social media side,
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we're all really excited.
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Hey, well, you know what?
That was all Junior.
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He brought it home.
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Well, I couldn't have brought it home
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if you hadn't already built the house.
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Okay. You know what, son?
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Why don't you give them
some more details
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as you walk them out?
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- You got it, big guy.
- All right.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Thank you, guys. Thanks for coming.
- Pleasure.
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Ah.
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Wasn't Junior great?
We were a well-oiled machine!
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Uh, yeah, Junior was good.
He was good. But, um...
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But what?
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Well, you've been helping him
a lot, Dre.
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We've all noticed
that you've been daddy-ing him.
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What? Daddy-ing?
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The boy is latched
to your work teat, Dre.
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No, he's not.
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The boy is standing on his own.
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I'm just supporting a colleague.
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It is a slap in the face for
all those people, like my son,
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who worked their asses off to get here.
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Where is Connor?
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Uh, there was a cricket
outside of his apartment door,
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- so I gave him the day off.
- Mm.
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Anywho, look, you know how I love it
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when we all attack Dre, like the time
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that he accidentally told us
that his wife out-earns him.
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But, yes, you know,
I got to give it to you, Dre.
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It was a great pitch.
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So, let's give it an hour,
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and we'll follow up with the client.
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Okay, you know, I think Junior
should be the one to do that.
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Of course you do.
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Your teat is exposed, Dre.
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Okay, you know what?
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If you want him to follow up,
that's fine,
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but try not to be so flagrant
with your daddy-ing, okay?
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'Cause it's, um... it's unbecoming.
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Oh, brother.
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Now there are two crickets
outside his door.
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I got to save my little pumpkin.
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Uh-huh.
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A Bulbasaur?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know
how that got in there.
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Damn it, Jack.
This is the Pomona tourney.
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There's no messing around.
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All the big hitters are gonna be there.
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Do I look scared?
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Jackachu pulled three new cards
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that are gonna put us over the top.
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Jack?
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A word?
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Here.
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Really?
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What? Me and Mason play Pokémon
all the time.
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It's not a big deal.
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Do you remember what happened
to Elise Sanders?
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She got caught with a doll in her locker
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and went from the queen of the school
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to a lonely person
that uses Drake lyrics
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in all of her Instagram captions.
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I think she was just sad
because her grandma died.
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The only thing that died
was her relevance.
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It's eighth grade, friend.
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The stakes are too high.
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Choose wisely.
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Hey, Diane.
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Do you play Pokémon?
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I don't play anything.
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Once we win Pomona, she'll respect me.
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He...
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Oh...
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Mm.
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Eh...
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Pops, do you need something?
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It's okay. You're working.
I-I don't want to bother you.
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Listen, I found Lynette's robe,
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and I don't know what to do with it.
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I thought I could give it
to a homeless person
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near where she lives.
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That way, she'd see it every day.
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I don't know. What do you think?
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Well, uh...
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I think this is a great opportunity
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for you to find closure.
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I mean, you could send the robe
back with a note,
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let her know that despite
everything that happened,
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you're the bigger person.
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- Huh.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I didn't think of that.
- Mm.
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That way, I won't have to
explain to my next lady
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why the robe has an "L" on the front.
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There you go.
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- I knew I could trust you, Rainbow.
- Ohh!
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You're the only sensible one
'round here.
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Thank you.
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I think I'm the only sensible
one around here, too.
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The next morning,
it was still bothering me.
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Was I really daddy-ing my son?
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Hey, babe, it's not my fault
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that Junior is thriving
under my superior tutelage.
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I never favored him.
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Yeah.
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If anything, you have
an unfortunate history
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of tearing him down.
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- Exactly.
- Yes.
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Okay? I am just his mentor, all right?
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A guide as he climbs the ad ladder.
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- Babe, he is a natural at this.
- Okay.
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- Oh. Hey.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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Son, you ready to go?
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Actually, I'm gonna catch my own ride.
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I set up a meeting with Marie
at the coffee shop
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next to the office
to discuss a last-minute idea
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to enhance the pitch for the CEO.
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Oh. All right. Do your thing, then, son.
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I'll see you at work.
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- You see that, Bow?
- Yeah, I see it.
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A natural.
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Together, with our powers combined,
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we... we could go on
to great things, babe.
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Forget Stevens & Lido.
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- Oh.
- Anything is possible.
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We're gonna sell so many kinds of meat.
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That's how all your fantasies end.
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With Bow's advice in my head,
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I confidently brought Junior
the tablet he had forgotten...
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and a jacket because the
forecast was a little chilly.
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But when I arrived,
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Junior was already doing his thing.
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A thing I wish I had not seen.
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I had to confront Junior,
but since we were at work,
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I needed to tread lightly.
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Junior, what is going on
with you and Marie?
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Oh. She really liked my idea.
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Yeah, I know she liked it so much
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that you were making out
with her this morning.
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- Oooh!
- Oooh!
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What the hell were you thinking,
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kissing your client in public?
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What?! You made out with Marie?
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My man!
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What? You guys...
You guys are cool with this?
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I'm the one who told him to take
Marie to my favorite date spot.
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I like any place
where you can pay in pennies.
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You are just now starting your career,
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and this is the type of thing
that can give you a reputation.
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- A reputation of gettin' that ass.
- Get that ass!
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Come on, Dad.
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If this happened to Josh or Charlie,
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you wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Okay, first of all, this would
have never happened to Josh.
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Son, you have to learn
how to keep your relationships
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between you and your client
professional.
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What your father's trying to say is...
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wrap that thing up.
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I don't see any rule
against dating clients.
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Oh, thank God.
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Otherwise, if there were,
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this place would've been
shut down a long time ago.
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Son, the hell with a rulebook.
It's stupid.
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I'm telling you
to break it off with her.
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- Why?
- Stop talking back!
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I'm your father, and I say so.
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Hold up. I'm old enough
to make my own choices.
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And we're fine. We're going
to a Young Thug concert.
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We're cool!
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You're taking her to see
the King of Slime?
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Yup. And Ray J's gonna be
handing out hot dogs there.
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- But, son...
- But nothing!
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Just let me do my own thing.
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Try being my boss and not my dad.
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What about all our plans?
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All that meat... gone to waste.
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This is why I'm glad I never had a son.
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Eustace!
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Oh, man, Jack, the team's
just not the same without you.
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You know, you should come to a game.
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Yeah.
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Uh... cool.
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Maybe.
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Jackachu! We won!
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Not now, Mason.
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But half of these
pocket monsters are yours.
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No. No!
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Charizard! No!
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- Uh...
- Pokémon?
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W-What are you? 7?
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Save yourself.
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Yeah, are you some kind of baby?
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Does your grandma still
wash you in the sink?
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Hey, I bet his favorite movie's
"Detective Pikachu."
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We saw that opening night together.
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Uh, yeah, right.
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I was smoking cigarettes that night.
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Congratulations, Jack.
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You've run your first friendship
through the garbage disposal.
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Proud of you.
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Ah.
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Dre! That Townsend project
is way over budget!
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They are gonna have your ass!
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Sorry for the theatrics.
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I-I just can't let the office know
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that I'm... I'm here for some real talk.
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Now, look... I saw what happened, okay?
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You have to let Junior
learn from his own mistakes.
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What?
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It's gonna be hard at first,
but it'll be worth it.
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Otherwise, your son's gonna
turn out like Connor, okay?
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I babied him for so long.
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He's practically a house cat.
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When I paid his college tuition,
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he thanked me by presenting me
with a dead bird.
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Okay.
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Junior and Connor are not the same.
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It's not the actions of the son
you need to worry about.
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It's... It's those of the father.
261
00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,989
Who knows how Connor would've turned out
262
00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,981
if I had let him take his own SATs,
263
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,650
his own entrance exams or drug tests.
264
00:10:02,752 --> 00:10:04,462
You're right.
265
00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:07,113
It wouldn't hurt for me to back off.
266
00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:10,051
And if Junior falls, he needs
to pick himself back up.
267
00:10:10,585 --> 00:10:11,951
Thank you.
268
00:10:12,053 --> 00:10:13,719
Hey, you know...
269
00:10:13,788 --> 00:10:15,287
on your own, you're kind of helpful.
270
00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:17,957
Oh.
271
00:10:18,025 --> 00:10:19,325
Oh, gosh.
272
00:10:19,427 --> 00:10:22,261
Connor's at a toll booth,
and he has no idea what to do.
273
00:10:22,296 --> 00:10:24,497
Got to go down
to Orange County real quick.
274
00:10:24,532 --> 00:10:26,165
Hang in there, puddin'.
275
00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,059
- Hey, Rainbow.
- Hey.
276
00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:29,485
I just wanted to thank you.
277
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,919
Ohhh!
278
00:10:30,988 --> 00:10:32,521
Did you write the letter to Lynette?
279
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,458
Yep. Managed to say how I felt
and not use one profanity.
280
00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,494
As long as she can't read
through my cross-outs.
281
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,176
- Hey, Pops!
- Yeah.
282
00:10:40,261 --> 00:10:41,527
Good for you!
283
00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:43,535
I might write letters
to all the ladies I know.
284
00:10:43,613 --> 00:10:45,603
Okay. Okay.
285
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,799
- Uh, hey, Mom?
- Yeah?
286
00:10:46,878 --> 00:10:48,488
Can I ask you something?
287
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,085
Only if you want great advice.
288
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,483
Okay.
289
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,617
Uh...
290
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:54,929
well...
291
00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:57,866
the basketball team made fun of Mason,
292
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,383
- and I joined in.
- Ohh.
293
00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:01,969
I threw my friend under the bus
so they would like me.
294
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,003
Does that make me a terrible person?
295
00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:05,705
No!
296
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,207
You are not a terrible person.
297
00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:11,511
Jack... you're in eighth grade now.
298
00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:14,280
The stakes are high,
and you're gonna need friends.
299
00:11:14,349 --> 00:11:17,250
But if you want my advice,
it's important that you...
300
00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:19,195
Call Mason to apologize?
301
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,352
No.
302
00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:21,687
Survive.
303
00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:22,855
What?
304
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:26,525
Kids are ruthless in eighth grade.
305
00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:29,337
It's not worth a slip-up, Jack.
It's dog-eat-dog.
306
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,472
I remember when I was your age.
307
00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:35,710
I ate chili cheese fries,
and they did not sit well.
308
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,046
And then later that day
in science class...
309
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:44,218
All I'll say is that my friend
Michelle Stankowsky smelt it.
310
00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:46,195
But it was I...
311
00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,457
- No, Mom.
- Yes, Jack.
312
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,757
It was I who dealt it.
313
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,328
And I let her take the fall.
314
00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:56,163
And you've regretted it
ever since, right?
315
00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,598
No!
316
00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:01,201
It was the best decision
of my life, Jack.
317
00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:03,560
You got to stay one step ahead!
318
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,795
You got to look out
for number one, and that was me,
319
00:12:05,898 --> 00:12:07,597
and I made it out alive.
320
00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,985
I'm a doctor, and they still
call her "Stank."
321
00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:13,274
This story
makes my stomach hurt.
322
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,540
Mine, too.
323
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,874
Wait.
324
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:18,143
I think I get what you're trying to do.
325
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:20,879
You're showing me the worst
possible way to handle this
326
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,309
so I can see what I did wrong
and make it right.
327
00:12:25,186 --> 00:12:26,686
- Yep.
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,170
That's exactly what I'm doing.
329
00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:29,905
Okay.
330
00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:31,640
And you should apologize.
331
00:12:31,742 --> 00:12:33,576
- Because it's the right thing to do.
- Mm.
332
00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:36,564
Mason is my friend,
and I burned him for what?
333
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,689
A few minutes with the basketball team?
334
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,884
Ugh.
335
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,195
I've got to make things right
with the Marvelous Mr. Mason.
336
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,286
Yeah.
337
00:12:43,355 --> 00:12:45,321
Oh, and what did Stank say
when you apologized?
338
00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:46,374
Mm?
339
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,727
Uh... uh...
340
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,002
I got to...
341
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,673
...go send an e-mail.
342
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,041
Oh.
343
00:12:59,111 --> 00:12:59,988
Yeah.
344
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,954
Stevens' advice shook me.
345
00:13:02,023 --> 00:13:05,927
I decided that it couldn't hurt
to put up a boundary
346
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,223
to keep things professional with Junior.
347
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,587
Hey. You ready to knock this
out of the box, son?
348
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,057
I mean "Junior."
349
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,769
Yeah, no. Uh... sure.
I'm... I'm... I'm 100.
350
00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:20,408
Hey. Come here for a second.
351
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:23,876
Are you okay?
352
00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:26,312
- It's Marie.
- Ah.
353
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,766
She didn't want to go to
the Young Thug concert with me.
354
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,919
She doesn't want to hang out
at all anymore.
355
00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,035
I don't think I can do this, Dad.
356
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,304
Oh. Well, it's too bad
nobody was there to warn you.
357
00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:37,706
But we still need to close this account.
358
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,707
Dad, please...
359
00:13:38,809 --> 00:13:40,943
So, now I'm your dad? Oh.
360
00:13:41,045 --> 00:13:43,353
No, you wanted a boss,
and you got a boss,
361
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,666
and your boss says,
"Get in there and do your job."
362
00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:47,349
Can't back out now.
363
00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:51,187
Well, those are the numbers,
364
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,723
and if anything is ever a little off,
365
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,524
Charlie is skimming off the top.
366
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,829
Why you snitchin', Dre?
367
00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:02,236
Now to hear what we can do
for your social media.
368
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,373
Junior.
369
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:05,852
Junior.
370
00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:07,436
Uh, yes.
371
00:14:07,538 --> 00:14:08,638
Yeah. Uh...
372
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,461
Social media.
373
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,712
Social media can be a great thing,
374
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:19,465
like when you post a picture
because you're excited
375
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,101
to go to a concert
with a special someone.
376
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,003
But it can also be a bad thing...
377
00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:26,539
when you have to delete
that same picture
378
00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:29,075
because that special someone
rejected you.
379
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,478
Social media is...
380
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,816
- Social media is, uh...
- Uh, Dre. No, no. Don't. Don't. Don't...
381
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,385
You know what? Have a seat, Junior.
382
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:43,422
Uh, social media is just that...
383
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:44,557
social.
384
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:47,093
Uh, see, it's, uh, it's different.
385
00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:50,129
Um... Facebook, hmm? Has all the faces.
386
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,850
Snapchat...
387
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,616
You don't even have to snap
to get that one started.
388
00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:57,052
And, uh... a-and there's also Hotmail.
389
00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:58,587
You've given us a lot to think about.
390
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,899
- Mm.
- We'll be in touch.
391
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,528
Really?
392
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,979
Well,
they said they'll be in touch.
393
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,000
We did it!
394
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:14,885
We are now in the mayo-nasty business.
395
00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:22,639
Hey, Mason.
396
00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,648
This is him?
397
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,092
Hi!
398
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,387
I've heard a lot about you.
399
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:33,718
Sasha is very protective.
400
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,561
I just wanted to say I'm sorry
401
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,461
for how I treated you
in front of the team.
402
00:15:38,529 --> 00:15:40,096
It was wrong.
403
00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:41,997
Walk with me.
404
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,300
- Are you sure?
- It's okay.
405
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:48,473
If you hurt him again, I'll hurt you.
406
00:15:50,725 --> 00:15:51,958
Again, I'm sorry.
407
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,327
I loved "Detective Pikachu"!
408
00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:57,172
Him wearing that little
detective hat was hilarious.
409
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,673
Where did they find a hat that small?
410
00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,308
It's CGI, Jack.
411
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,210
And you shunning me helped me find
412
00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,646
a whole new group of people
to play Pokémon with.
413
00:16:04,989 --> 00:16:06,221
Girl people.
414
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,579
I want to play Pokémon with girl people.
415
00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:14,863
Sorry, Jack. Gotta catch 'em all.
416
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,634
Mason's getting attention from girls?
417
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,404
Hmm. That doesn't make me feel
anything at all.
418
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,589
I dealt with the fallout
from the mayo pitch all day.
419
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,914
But I still couldn't laugh about it
420
00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,850
by the time I told Bow.
421
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:37,520
So, you lost... a mayo account,
422
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,165
and you still think
423
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:42,945
that your job is as important as mine?
424
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,844
- Okay, this isn't funny, Bow.
- Okay.
425
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,361
I don't know if I can balance
426
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,192
being Junior's dad and his boss
at the same time.
427
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,221
Having him work there may be
more trouble than it's worth.
428
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,221
No, Dre.
429
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,248
You can't throw this away.
430
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,217
You have what I have always wanted!
431
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,757
Back then... I could've been
the first lady doctor.
432
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,816
That's how all your fantasies end.
433
00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:18,119
- Look... Dre.
- Hmm?
434
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:21,928
It's taken you this long to get
to this place with Junior.
435
00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:23,658
This is the best your
relationship has ever been.
436
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:26,661
What? Are you gonna
throw it away over one bad day?
437
00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:28,095
Look, what if it's not just a bad day?
438
00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:29,217
- What if it's a bad week?
- So?
439
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:30,310
- What if it's a bad month?
- So?
440
00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:32,099
I don't know what to do, Bow.
W-What would you do?
441
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:35,863
Oh! I am so glad that you asked!
442
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,331
- This is an easy one for me, Dre.
- Mm-hmm?
443
00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:40,533
Talk to Junior!
444
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:42,501
Figure this out!
445
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,470
Because I think
he wants this to work out
446
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,639
just as badly as you do.
447
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,575
- You're right.
- Mm-hmm.
448
00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,286
That's... great advice.
449
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,255
Well, I know. I know.
450
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:56,124
And I do enjoy working with the boy.
451
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:57,118
Mm.
452
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,818
You know, kind of like...
453
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,278
when a dog is licking your face.
454
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,747
- What?
- Sweet, yet disgusting.
455
00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,585
Hey!
456
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,023
There's my king of closure!
457
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,214
Ha ha!
458
00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:14,516
Can I help you with anything else?
459
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:15,717
Hell no!
460
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,863
I'm not taking advice from you
ever again.
461
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,222
Why? What happened?
462
00:18:19,285 --> 00:18:22,191
Lynette got my package,
and then she texted me to say
463
00:18:22,277 --> 00:18:24,175
- that I came off sounding thirsty.
- Oh.
464
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:25,861
Said I should've thrown the robe away
465
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,097
because she stole it
from the Langham Hotel.
466
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:29,714
That explains the "L."
467
00:18:29,783 --> 00:18:31,983
And she got the nerve
to call me dramatic.
468
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:33,885
She got off a whole lot of emojis.
469
00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:35,932
- Oh.
- Really rubbed it in.
470
00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,657
I feel worse now than I did
when I found the robe.
471
00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:41,593
Oh. Pops, I-I'm... I'm so sorry.
472
00:18:41,628 --> 00:18:44,029
Well, you should be.
You give terrible advice.
473
00:18:44,131 --> 00:18:45,297
Now I got to go upload
474
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,476
shirtless pictures of myself
on the Internet,
475
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,101
show people I'm not desperate.
476
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,969
Ah... Oh, I don't think
that's a good i...
477
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,404
I don't want to hear it.
478
00:19:00,314 --> 00:19:01,582
Hey.
479
00:19:02,149 --> 00:19:03,515
We need to talk.
480
00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:05,651
I was expecting you.
481
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,135
So, am I fired?
482
00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:08,503
No.
483
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,106
But I do have bad news.
484
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,568
I'm gonna always be your dad.
485
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,869
Why is that bad news?
486
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,071
Because I can't compartmentalize
487
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,092
being your father and being your boss,
488
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,683
and I know that's a problem for you.
489
00:19:21,752 --> 00:19:24,586
No, Dad, stop. I'm the one
who owes you an apology.
490
00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:26,948
I realize now you weren't daddy-ing me.
491
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,043
- You were just looking out for me.
- Mm.
492
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,809
I should've took your advice
about Marie.
493
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,030
Yes, you should, because...
494
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,747
that meltdown was not a good look.
495
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,218
- Tell me about it.
- Mm.
496
00:19:39,453 --> 00:19:43,874
And I know I complain,
but if I'm honest...
497
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,091
I love the perks of working with you.
498
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,226
- Mm.
- I know that someone at my level
499
00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:50,498
would never be allowed
to pitch a client.
500
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,924
And the look on Josh's face
when you gave me his fries?
501
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,859
- Mm-hmm.
- I've never felt so powerful.
502
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,460
And I will try to
503
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,062
respect our boundaries much better,
504
00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:00,198
and if you fall, I'm gonna pick you up,
505
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,350
whether it's work or not.
506
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,967
Thanks, Dad.
507
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,541
Now, I know we're at home,
508
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,503
but I got a work-related question.
509
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,635
Shoot.
510
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:16,071
Where does Charlie go
when he says he's grabbing lunch
511
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,906
but he's gone for six hours?
512
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,711
Charlie has been trying
to get on "The Price is Right"
513
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,279
for years now.
514
00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:26,014
Oh.
515
00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:29,496
"Charlie Telphy! Come on down!"
516
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:35,488
Junior, your failed romance
with the client
517
00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:37,747
was just the wake-up call we needed
518
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:39,348
to update our code of conduct.
519
00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:42,824
Now, does anybody have
any requests before we finalize?
520
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:45,129
I want a waterbed for a desk.
521
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,248
Okay, Charlie, that doesn't
fall under the code of conduct,
522
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,832
and you already have a waterbed.
523
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,350
I accidentally popped a hole in it
524
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,043
while making beats with my pencil.
525
00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:55,079
Well, I want to codify
526
00:20:55,113 --> 00:20:57,499
a rock-solid sexual harassment policy
527
00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,345
so that everybody is super clear
528
00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:00,934
about their rights in the workplace.
529
00:21:04,921 --> 00:21:06,432
Good one, Junior.
530
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,642
Can we make it mandatory that
when you have a birthday party,
531
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,393
you must invite all co-workers?
532
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,040
And can we change our dental plan
533
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:15,007
to include the installation
and maintenance of grills?
534
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,551
I don't hear typing.
535
00:21:17,851 --> 00:21:18,953
You s...
536
00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:20,120
Type, little man.