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No matter how you grow up,
summer is a season of change,
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and this summer was no
different for our family.
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Junior moved on from his gap year...
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What's good, NYC?
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- ... and was now out on his own...
- What's good, Chi Town?
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... managing social media for Migos.
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What's good, Sam Peterson's Bar Mitzvah?
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Jack and Diane were
headed for 8th grade,
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so they were finally done
with those school uniforms
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that made them look like
tiny black missionaries.
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Mm-hmm!
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Ooh!
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Looking good, Diane.
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- I didn't ask.
- Eh...
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Sprinkle in a few
earth-shaking life events...
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Earthquake! Everybody up!
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Babe, I'll get the kids!
I'll get the kids!
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I'm coming!
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Babe, the Clippers signed Kawhi!
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And Paul George!
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Ah! Everybody up!
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I'll get the emergency champagne!
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This is our year!
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This is our year!
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Yep, the Johnson family was
finally ready to settle down
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after a crazy summer.
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Ha-ha! Great news, y'all!
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I'm getting married.
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Oh! My God.
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What's that you say about
getting married, now?
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I'm getting married!
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What are you talking about,
you're getting married?
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I didn't even know you
were seeing anyone.
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What are we, friends?
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Mom, i-is Pops dying?
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Mm, no, sweetheart. He's fine. Right?
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Either way, I'm gonna
need a black dress.
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I'm fine. Diane, Jack, I'm fine.
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In fact, it's the best
I've felt in years.
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Well, congratulations, Earl.
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Well, thank you, Ruby.
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Mm. I had no idea you
would react that way.
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What are we, friends?
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Now, who is this girl
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whose life and credit
you're about to ruin?
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Her name is Lynette, and
I gotta tell y'all...
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she's the one.
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And how do you know?
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'Cause every time I see her,
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Anita Baker's "Sweet Love"
plays in my head and my heart.
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Hmm. Do you also smell burnt toast?
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Because that could be a stroke.
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What's your con, old man? Hmm?
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What is she?
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The heiress to Tommy
Bahama or something?
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Better yet,
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does she need one of your kidneys?
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Better not. Those kidneys are mine.
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It's the only thing I
won in the divorce.
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Thank you very much, Johnnie
Cochran and Associates.
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- Huh.
- I know y'all got questions,
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but you'll just have
to wait 'til you meet
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Lynette Friday at family dinner.
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- Mm.
- Everybody be there.
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Excuse me. I have to change.
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I'm late for something called "tapas."
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You know, it's great that
he's finally found love.
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What he found was a
25-year-old yoga instructor
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with low self-esteem whose name is Love.
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Dad, that's the best-case scenario.
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It's probably one of those
twins Zoey hangs out with.
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Guys, Pops will be Pops.
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All we have to do is get
through this dinner.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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- Baby.
- Yeah?
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Can you make sure we have some
Martinelli's in the house
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just in case this girl
is too young to drink?
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Mm. She may not be old enough,
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but if she's with Pops, she drinks.
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Hey, Quavo.
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Yeah, I'm home.
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You know how I do.
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Keeping it juicy.
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Oh, sorry, Quavo.
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Yeah, no, I'll catch you on
the flip side. See you later.
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Sorry, guys. That was
one-third of the Migos.
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The Quavo third.
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But can we go back to how
you're "keeping it juicy"?
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And then never go back there again?
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I like you guys. You keep me grounded.
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So, it has been a hot minute.
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How are things going in the real world?
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Well, uh, here on Planet Earth,
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we make sure people don't wear shirts
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that make them look
like the Kool-Aid Man.
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Oh, you sweet, stupid baby.
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Your little jabs...
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you know, they don't
hurt like they used to.
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You know you're talking to Diane, right?
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I'm cool, Jack.
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You know, hanging with rappers,
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it helps you to develop a thick skin.
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Too bad your mustache didn't
get the memo, Longhead.
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See? Don't even feel it.
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Shh.
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Gotta take this.
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Hey. Cardi B!
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Yeah, Junior J. here.
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He is out of the house one summer,
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- and he thinks he can disrespect me?
- Mnh-mnh.
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You got that Diane look like
you're about to do a murder.
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Go get my kit, Jack.
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I don't think that seems...
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Get my kit!
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Oh. No need to... say anything else.
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I hear your dad's getting married,
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so I got him two tickets to Disneyland
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for Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge.
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Now, whether he takes me
or I take his fiancée...
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and it can happen if I focus...
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someone's gonna be
drinking some blue milk.
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You're probably gonna have to
take somebody else, Charlie.
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I doubt my father's getting married.
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Oh, no, Dre.
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I owe Jabba too many credits
to just be venturing alone
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in the wild frontiers of Batuu.
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Hey, there he is!
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We, uh, we heard the news.
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Old Sex Factory Johnson
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- snagged himself a young bride, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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And with no money, to an American woman.
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- I mean, the degree of difficulty...
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Wow!
- Okay, guys...
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just calm down, all right?
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As soon as she drags him to
a Ty Dolla $ign concert,
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it's over.
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My pops is not the
marrying type, all right?
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He needs his freedom.
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People can change.
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Unh-unh. Not my pops, man.
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Well, hey, maybe your dad just needed
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the right circumstances
to change, right?
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L-Like after a breakup,
where she changes her number
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and... you change your body weight.
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Change can be hard...
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unless we're talking
about climate change,
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which is not real, okay?
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Summers are supposed
to be hot, everybody!
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I knew a guy who wouldn't
change for anything.
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Unless he got angry.
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Then he'd rip his shirt off, turn green,
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and wreck a city block.
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Charlie, are you talking
about the Incredible Hulk?
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Absolutely not.
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Talking about this drunk Irish guy.
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Love Fitzy.
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See, you gotta have your
white friends, Dre.
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It's all about balance.
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I don't have to worry about
any of that, all right?
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Because the day my dad changes
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is the day he starts
feeding the homeless.
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Outstanding, Dre.
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N-Now that we have solved your problem,
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we can move on to mine.
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Connor is in Iran.
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Not again.
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Oh.
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Those idiots could say all they wanted,
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but after 45 years of
life with Earl Johnson,
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I know that man better
than he knows himself.
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Hey, Dre, Bow, this is Lynette.
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Thi...
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Lynette! Hi!
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Isn't she lovely?
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- Hold up, um...
- Huh?
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So, Lynette's mama is
also named Lynette?
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- Okay, stop it, sweetie.
- Oh, okay.
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- Oh, it is so great to finally meet you!
- Oh...
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Look at this! Okay!
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All right. Oh!
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Oh, my goodness!
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I am so blessed.
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He hasn't kissed me since "Motown 25"!
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What the... is going on here?!
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As the night went on,
the surprises kept coming.
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There was Lynette, Lynette's
grown-man son Doug,
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and a Pops I'd never seen before.
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- He made her a plate.
- Yes.
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- You comfortable?
- Mm-hmm.
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I have never seen that man
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put anything on a plate for anybody.
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That is so sweet.
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- Yeah, you would think that.
- Oh, go away.
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So, Lynette, you know,
Pops has been real quiet
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about this whirlwind
romance you guys have.
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We don't know anything about you.
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Like, zero.
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Do you have a job?
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Oh, Earl didn't say?
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No.
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I'm a judge in the L.A.
County Court system.
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A judge?
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Here, in our... our home?
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Okay, uh, well, will you excuse me?
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I need to dispose of nothing.
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I'm sorry... I just
can't get over the fact
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that you're engaged.
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- Oh!
- Tell me...
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how did you meet?
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Well, we met at a party,
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and Earl overheard me saying
that I had been divorced.
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And I said, "So, you in the club?"
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Aah! That is exactly the way he said it!
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Oh, and we started talking,
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and I must have mentioned
going to this coffee shop.
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Then, one Monday,
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there was Earl, reading the paper.
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- No.
- Mm-hmm.
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Then on Tuesday, with the
paper and my coffee.
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Then Wednesday, and Thursday...
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And Friday, I said,
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"Girl, you ready for
something stronger?"
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We've been in love ever since.
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That's so beautiful.
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Hold on.
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Man, you don't even drink coffee.
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I don't.
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Aww. Good move, Pops.
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Everybody, hey-hey.
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Hey, Mama.
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- Hey, Ruby.
- Mm.
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This is Lynette.
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This woman right here? This is Lynette?
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Yep.
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Uh-huh.
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The woman you're gonna
marry? This is her?
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That's me.
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Look at you.
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- Come here, girl.
- Ohh!
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Come and give me a hug!
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Come on!
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- There you go!
- Oh.
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Let me guess... you
drink Sauvignon Blanc?
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Let me get you a house pour.
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Okay.
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That's so nice.
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Well.
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You can just charm anybody, can't you?
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I'm just trying to keep
up with you, Earl.
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Um... I think we're okay.
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Just... don't let her inside the garage.
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What?
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Well, that went way too well.
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What are you up to, Ruby?
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I'm genuinely happy for Earl.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm happy that old dog
is finally slowing down.
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- Mm.
- Can't keep up
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with them young women anymore.
261
00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:27,378
Had to go find himself a
knock-off Ruby Johnson.
262
00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:28,462
Yeah.
263
00:09:28,463 --> 00:09:30,381
So you're really okay that
he's getting married?
264
00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:32,209
Please, Rainbow.
265
00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,579
I could have been married
four times over by now.
266
00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,499
- Now, you know that, right?
- Okay.
267
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,720
And let me tell you something...
268
00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:40,079
- Charles S. Dutton...
- Uh-huh.
269
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,599
... bought me an above-ground hot tub.
270
00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,564
Okay? So, I am fine.
271
00:09:46,565 --> 00:09:47,770
- Okay.
- Lynette!
272
00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,659
- Hey...
- Got your wine, baby!
273
00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:50,889
- Where...
- H-Hey!
274
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,159
- Where... Where is...
- Here you go, baby!
275
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,484
Where is the hot tub? Wait...
276
00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:54,940
- You know how he is.
- I don't.
277
00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:57,199
So, then, Takeoff, he says to me,
278
00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,019
"This is how you make
it in the rap game."
279
00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,679
Y... You know what? You know what?
280
00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,915
I... I can't even finish this story.
281
00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,540
I signed an NDA.
282
00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:08,409
But, uh, I can tell you what happened...
283
00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,503
on a yacht.
284
00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:11,360
- Okay.
- Right?
285
00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,841
But again, I just asked if you
could point me to the bathroom.
286
00:10:13,842 --> 00:10:15,479
Oh! Right. Uh, my apologizes.
287
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,830
This way.
288
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,900
Nah, this isn't right.
289
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,539
If Junior had a good yacht story...
290
00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,379
or if Junior had any yacht story...
291
00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:24,629
he'd find a way to spill it.
292
00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:25,709
Come on, Diane.
293
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,435
Now that Junior's signed to the NBA,
294
00:10:27,436 --> 00:10:29,065
we should be nice to him.
295
00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,950
Maybe we can see the
yacht on his Instagram.
296
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,380
Wait.
297
00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,039
Hold up.
298
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,069
Look... he's wearing the
same shirt in every post.
299
00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,621
There's no way he was hanging
out with the Migos all summer.
300
00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:46,199
Looks like Icarus flew
too close to the sun
301
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,209
in his Gucci wool.
302
00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:49,460
You're right. That's
what I was thinking.
303
00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,961
That Icarus.
304
00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:52,119
I mean, his album was fire...
305
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,839
You don't have to know, Jack.
306
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,240
Got a call. Sorry I was late.
307
00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,594
Quavo was pitching me new interjections.
308
00:10:58,595 --> 00:11:01,259
He was starting to feel "Unh!"
309
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,540
But he was getting tired of "Yuh!"
310
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,849
You know, "Whoo!" is kind of D.O.A.
311
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,853
So... it's no big deal.
312
00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:10,849
Now that we're all here, son,
313
00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,858
got something I've been
meaning to ask you.
314
00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,639
- Ha! Here it comes.
- What...
315
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,560
Of course you needed money.
316
00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:18,654
Finally, it's all starting
to come together.
317
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:19,999
Here, take this hundred, Pops.
318
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,179
Hey, man, just take the money.
319
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,929
Um...
320
00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:26,019
I was gonna ask you if
you'd be my best man.
321
00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,165
Oh!
322
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,470
Oh.
323
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,019
Uh...
324
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,923
Yeah, sure, I could... be your best man.
325
00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:38,676
Okay. Okay. I got this. All right.
326
00:11:38,677 --> 00:11:40,594
To the happy couple.
327
00:11:40,595 --> 00:11:44,807
If love were rocket fuel,
we could go to the moon.
328
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:46,590
Ohh!
329
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,069
Listen, y'all, I just
want everyone to know...
330
00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,439
I'm happier than I've ever
been in my entire life,
331
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,560
and it's all down to the
love of a good woman.
332
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:59,119
A good woman?
333
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,449
Oh, hell no.
334
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,139
Okay.
335
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,369
Uh-huh. Okay.
336
00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:09,915
- Yeah, look at them.
- What?
337
00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:12,140
- He's drunk.
- What?
338
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,319
Dre, Pops asked you to be his best man.
339
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,298
- That is what you've always wanted.
- I know.
340
00:12:17,299 --> 00:12:20,649
Every time you blow out
your birthday candles,
341
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,971
that's exactly what you're wishing for.
342
00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,059
That's exactly it.
343
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:27,142
The man I know would have never
asked me to be his best man.
344
00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:28,149
Mm-hmm.
345
00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:32,279
I don't even recognize this guy.
346
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,819
He's not the settling-down type.
347
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,029
Baby, he loves, then leaves.
348
00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:38,389
The Pops I know would
never allow himself
349
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,680
to be caught giggling.
350
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,279
Hey, what you staring at?
351
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,189
You never seen two
people dancing together
352
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,785
to music that's not playing?
353
00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:47,325
You know, this is crazy.
354
00:12:47,326 --> 00:12:49,260
I'm trying to find out
what your game is.
355
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:51,780
Well, I'll tell you. It's simple.
356
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,835
I'm in love, sweet love, Dummy.
357
00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:01,309
"A good woman."
358
00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,860
Hey. Unh.
359
00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:08,249
Okay.
360
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,391
Yo.
361
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:12,895
Is it me, or is this all
kind of out of nowhere?
362
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,189
Exactly.
363
00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,023
And how is it that we're the
only two that notice this?
364
00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:17,259
I don't know!
365
00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,389
I mean, they barely know each other.
366
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,809
And they're so different.
367
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:24,448
- Yeah.
- I mean, my mom's a judge.
368
00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:26,119
My pops is not.
369
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,240
- No, he isn't.
- Uh-huh.
370
00:13:27,244 --> 00:13:28,819
Oh, we all know his type.
371
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,780
60s, never really settled down...
372
00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:32,709
Oh, he has never settled down.
373
00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,160
- ... rolling stone...
- Oh.
374
00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,739
... going where the wind takes him...
375
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,711
Oh, and the wind is blowing.
376
00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:39,046
... probably running a credit scam,
377
00:13:39,047 --> 00:13:40,860
has multiple IDs,
378
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,800
always has a bag packed in the trunk...
379
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:44,819
Uh, I mean, you know, who don't
have a bag packed in the trunk?
380
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,304
... first-name basis at the strip club
381
00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:47,439
and the track...
382
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,589
Well, the track. But, you know,
he don't really throw money...
383
00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,199
... new girl on his arm
every single night.
384
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,529
Mm. Never faithful.
385
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,340
Well, hey, hey. Hey, hold on, man.
386
00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:56,355
He's faithful to your mama, all right?
387
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:57,599
Dude is in love.
388
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,359
Hey, bruh... he fixed her a plate.
389
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,529
Oh, so I'm supposed to
ignore all that other stuff
390
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,739
because he put some olives on a plate?
391
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,689
There were also meats, Doug.
392
00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:08,909
What is your problem, man? He's changed.
393
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,578
- Sure he has.
- No.
394
00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:11,860
He has.
395
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,609
He's dipping your mother to
music only they can hear.
396
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,699
He's giggling.
397
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:21,219
He's saying nice stuff about
me in front of my family.
398
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,460
Bruh, he's changed.
399
00:14:22,465 --> 00:14:24,589
Whatever.
400
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,540
I don't think you hear me, man.
401
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,610
He's changed.
402
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,609
Look, man...
403
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,769
I'm not gonna be talked to like that.
404
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:38,369
I talk how I wanna talk
in my house, Doug.
405
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,599
Because my pops has changed.
406
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,039
- Oh, he's changed, huh?
- Yes, he's changed.
407
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,839
- Oh, he's changed, huh?
- He's changed!
408
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,112
- Changed, huh?
- Yeah!
409
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:47,229
- My father has changed!
- He's changed? Changed?
410
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,239
- What's going on?!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
411
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,529
- hey, hey, hey, hey!
- That's enough of that, now!
412
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:50,649
- He's changed!
- Oh, he's changed, huh?
413
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:53,163
Order! Order! Order in the dining room!
414
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,330
Yes, Your Honor.
415
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:01,296
My pops has changed.
416
00:15:03,089 --> 00:15:05,199
I'm sorry about these boys, Lynette.
417
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,219
Guess next time,
418
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,399
we'll just have to get the
boxing gear out of the garage.
419
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,513
Stay out of the garage!
420
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,439
It's a mess in there.
421
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,929
- Hey.
- Mm?
422
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:21,065
Hey. What was that?
423
00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:22,689
I haven't seen that version of Dre
424
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,800
since you got banned from Little League.
425
00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,654
You need to go apologize.
426
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:28,364
I can't admit fault.
427
00:15:28,365 --> 00:15:30,159
- What?
- Lynette's a judge.
428
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,889
Anything I say in front of her
429
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,453
can and will be used against
me in a court of law.
430
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:35,704
That's not how this works, Dre.
431
00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:37,748
Oh, so, what? Are you a lawyer now, too?
432
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:38,749
Could've been.
433
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,759
- He started it.
- He...
434
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,752
He was acting as if Pops was a deadbeat!
435
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:45,509
Dre, you call your dad a
deadbeat all the time.
436
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,939
That's how you labeled
his Netflix profile.
437
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:50,490
Because he was a deadbeat.
438
00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:52,009
That's all I knew my whole life,
439
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,390
a-a-and now he's turned into this guy?
440
00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:55,649
Isn't that a good thing?
441
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,142
No!
442
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,489
I always thought Pops
did the best he could.
443
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,219
Now it turns out he
could have did better.
444
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,329
He just decided not to.
445
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,640
And I don't get why.
446
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,180
Just talk to your dad.
447
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,573
Okay.
448
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,499
On my time.
449
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,489
If that's what I decide.
450
00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:20,749
But not because of you.
451
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:21,834
Okay.
452
00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:23,252
I had that idea on my own.
453
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,378
'Course you did.
454
00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:29,219
So, "Walk It Talk It" is
a great encore, Quavo,
455
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:30,819
but "Stir Fry"...
456
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,849
- that is...
- Oh, my God. Is that Quavo?
457
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,595
Put him on speaker. I want to say hi.
458
00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:34,959
Oh, uh... can't.
459
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,119
You know, uh...
460
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,799
confidential rap stuff, secret lyrics...
461
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,839
codes, you know, remixes.
462
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,854
- Ohhh.
- You guys get it.
463
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:43,239
- I get it. Understood.
- Yeah.
464
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,399
You got to keep it professional, so...
465
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,439
- Yeah, yeah.
- Uh-huh.
466
00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:49,220
So, Quavious, as I was saying, my...
467
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,156
The affirmation hotline...
468
00:16:52,157 --> 00:16:54,409
all good, all the time,
469
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,368
just like you.
470
00:16:56,369 --> 00:16:57,870
What gave me away?
471
00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:00,414
You wore the same shirt in every post.
472
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:01,874
Like a real Icarus.
473
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,001
So, Junior...
474
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:06,899
looks like I got you over a barrel.
475
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,964
Any last words?
476
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,779
Okay, guys, Migos brought
me on for one tour,
477
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,559
and it turns out it was
a really short tour,
478
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,129
and I made this big deal
about going out on my own,
479
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,439
but when things went bad,
I didn't know how to tell anybody,
480
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,529
and I bought all this Bitcoin,
481
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,351
and, Diane, please, don't tell Mom.
482
00:17:21,352 --> 00:17:26,069
Oh, you sweet, stupid baby.
483
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:28,499
Unlike you, I don't lie to live.
484
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,039
I lie for fun.
485
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,439
And besides, your sad spin-out
486
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,155
was the lamest thing I've ever seen.
487
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,639
You're no threat to me.
488
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,079
And you should be able to
tell Mom about your job
489
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,452
when you're ready.
490
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:39,819
Diane, thank you...
491
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,289
- Oh, yeah, she not done.
- Now, we can agree
492
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,819
that I've done something for you,
493
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,794
and one day, I'll ask you
to do something for me.
494
00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:47,260
When the time comes, you'll know.
495
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,270
You'll want to renew your passport.
496
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,239
So, Pops...
497
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,739
... I think I like Lynette.
498
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:10,067
You know, if she becomes
a TV judge, I'd watch.
499
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,799
- TruTV keeps asking.
- Hmm.
500
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,029
But she's way too classy for that.
501
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,079
- But, see, what...
- Mm.
502
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,660
... what I can't wrap my
head around, Pops, is...
503
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,205
why does she get the best Earl Johnson?
504
00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,625
How come you couldn't give that
to me when I needed it, Pops?
505
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,680
Oh.
506
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,259
I don't know.
507
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,239
Uh... probably 'cause I didn't know how,
508
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,050
and it wasn't like I had
anybody to show me.
509
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,239
This woman makes me feel different.
510
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,099
I mean, I feel younger, less grumpy.
511
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,100
I-I-I'm way more thoughtful.
512
00:18:43,101 --> 00:18:45,849
Hell, I'm not even stealing
bags out the airport anymore,
513
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,479
and that's where I found
the engagement ring.
514
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,479
Not even Burbank?
515
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,990
As an officer of the court, she
frowns on that kind of thing,
516
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,820
so no go.
517
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:57,099
Look, I get it...
518
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,319
it's a lot, especially for you.
519
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,989
Got to be a lot to see
me change like this.
520
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,829
But I can't help it, son. I'm in love.
521
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,749
I'm not asking you to be happy for me.
522
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,167
I'm not. I'm just...
523
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,588
I am asking you to be happy with me.
524
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,490
Yeah, man, I...
525
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,879
I can be happy with you.
526
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,054
Okay.
527
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,179
Congrats, Pops.
528
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,699
Thank you, son. Thank you.
529
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,019
And I am honored to be your best man.
530
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,399
Honored to have you.
531
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,645
- Okay.
- Now, look.
532
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:31,440
W-We need to talk about
the bachelor party.
533
00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:32,699
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
534
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,443
Are we gonna go strip
club or the racetrack?
535
00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:36,189
Or we can have strip
club at the racetrack.
536
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,239
Wait, wait, you... you wanted to come?
537
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,379
Uh, look, let me just run it
538
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,999
by my man Loose Craig right quick.
539
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,239
I just don't want to get
your hopes up, son.
540
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,279
Just hold that thought.
541
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,498
You my man, Dre.
542
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,570
You my best man.
543
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,507
Diane. You okay?
544
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:59,426
I had a dream about chaos.
545
00:19:59,427 --> 00:20:00,879
Oh.
546
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,999
That's nice.
547
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,489
No.
548
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:04,919
This time, it was a nightmare.
549
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,469
The world was... upside down.
550
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,779
The ocean, the sky, the land...
551
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:13,039
they were all jumbled,
and... there was no light.
552
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,066
Only darkness.
553
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:17,152
There was no Mom or Dad.
554
00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:19,429
Zoey was a loser, and
Junior was a success.
555
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,239
Whoa.
556
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,784
That does sound disturbing.
557
00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:25,659
You and I were all alone,
558
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,609
tumbling through the universe.
559
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:31,149
I was holding your hand, but I could...
560
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,168
I could feel you slipping away.
561
00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:37,923
Diane...
562
00:20:37,924 --> 00:20:39,758
it's okay.
563
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:40,959
It's just a dream.
564
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,427
You're home, safe.
565
00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:44,763
You'll always have me.
566
00:20:44,764 --> 00:20:46,699
And even if we're not holding hands,
567
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,267
we're always connected.
568
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,349
Thanks, friend.
569
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,060
Wanna get some ice cream?
570
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,169
Yeah.
571
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:57,699
If Dad left us any.
572
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:15,020
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