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“領悟  今晚九點開演”

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大家各就各位

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就是這個時刻

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所有成就的原點

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一個平凡的小人物愛上了劇場人生

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所有的一切，燈光…

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佈景，甚至是味道

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他才六歲大，但他想要成為…

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首位太空無尾熊的夢想突然破滅

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有人說他長大後
成為全市最偉大的藝人

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有人說他是個夢想家和先驅者

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當然也有人說他又瘋癲又頑固

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不過震撼人心的神奇表演
可來之不易呀

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而且千萬不要懷疑

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巴斯特穆恩的大名
將在藝能界留名青史

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我最清楚了

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因為我就是巴斯特…

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穆恩！

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快開門！

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早安，穆恩先生

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克勞莉小姐，發生什麼事？

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有很多動物等著要見你，穆恩先生

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金ㄟ假ㄟ？

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哇哩咧，係金ㄟ

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他們是你上一場秀的工作人員

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他們說你給的支票跳票

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就說是銀行的問題，我會立馬解決

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剛好銀行的茱蒂絲正在二線

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我晚點再回她電話

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這次我要怎麼跟她說？

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就說穆恩先生出去吃午飯了

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穆恩！給我開門！

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快開門，穆恩！

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我知道你在裡面！

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穆恩！

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快開門！

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“停”

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喂，小心點！

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我以為我聽到有人在唱歌

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青菜啦

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大家聽好，乖乖待著，警察來了

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你是什麼東東？　　-給我站住！

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我去抓他！

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快閃…快閃…

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強尼，你應該把風的

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拍謝，老爸

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啊你的面罩咧？

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照過來喲，我是媽媽

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卡斯伯，從桌子下來

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蘿希坦，看到我的車鑰匙嗎？

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諾門，告訴他們我有多會唱歌

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妳真正尚厲害

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對了，浴室洗臉臺又堵塞了

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掰了，大歌星

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1、2，1、2、3、4

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有沒有搞錯？

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我以為你們說自己是樂手

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愛希，我是主唱，妳只要和音就好

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拍謝，我唱得太High了

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我瞭啦

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不過妳醬會毀了我的歌

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幹嘛啦？

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快來許願呀

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我真希望妳加入合唱團或是樂團

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我試過了呀

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老爸，我們講過這件事

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她只是會有點怯場，那又怎樣？

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我有米娜的好嗓子早就是超級巨星了

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盡情唱吧，噢耶

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那是一定的，阿公，快吹蠟燭

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一毛錢？

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瞧不起我呀！

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我在林肯音樂學院學過音樂耶

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拍謝，我只有一毛錢

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是喔？

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證明給我看　　-蝦米？

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掏光你的口袋！

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你想幹嘛…

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這是什麼東西？　　-我只是想找…

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你用這東東抽什麼？

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那是我的吸入器

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我就知道！

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大家都看到了齁！死猴仔在說謊！

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我忘了我還有那些錢

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下次找跟你一樣大的傢伙碴吧

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你這個惡霸

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好好照顧她，好嗎？

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雖然她又舊又生鏽，但她是經典

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我們都知道…

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我的劇場最近經營不善

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不過俗話說的好，雨過一定會天晴

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稍等咧，巴斯特

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我老爸聽說我要來見你就跟我說

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告訴那隻無尾熊我不贊助他的秀了

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沒得好商量，他說得斬釘截鐵

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他說的對，那些秀就是最大的問題

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『炒魷魚大戰』、『蘿絲起司』

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沒人要看這種秀了

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我要怎麼辦咧？

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關門大吉？

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不

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我要辦一場大家非看不可的秀

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揪鬥媽爹，你嘛幫幫忙

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多蝦！

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麥講臺語啦，這裡都說國語

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我的下一場秀就是…

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鼓聲催下去

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一場歌唱選秀比賽！

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歌唱選秀比賽？

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太多了啦，還有誰想看？

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大家啊，想想看

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厝邊鄰居、便利商店店長…那隻雞！

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每隻動物都有機會在直播現場…

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成為巨星！

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巴斯特，這是個超爛的梗

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才不是

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真正的素人，真正的才藝

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觀眾就愛看，我也要辦給大家看！

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你說了算

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我們能不能趕快閃？
-你不想吃飯？

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想啊，不過我們吃不起法國菜

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我災啦，所以咧…

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我帶了三明治

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這裡不准帶外食

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你不愛吃花生果醬三明治？

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不好意思，先生

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我有奶油起司，還有香蕉…

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你沒事吧？

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沒事，我好得很

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克勞莉小姐

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喂？

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請問哪位？

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是我啦

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妳老闆，穆恩先生

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你好，穆恩先生

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聽好了

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我要妳把這些資訊加到我們的宣傳單

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好滴

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歌唱選秀賽的冠軍會得到…

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美金935塊錢

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還需要更多，等一下

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美金一千元

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聽到沒？

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美金一千元

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把所有的紙都拿出來印

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一定要好好地宣傳，行嗎？

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嘸問題

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夠了齁，快給我出來

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“選秀大賽海選  獎金十萬美元”

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我要出運了

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這節目紅了以後我要替你重新上漆

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宣傳單印好了嗎，克勞莉小姐？

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印好了

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我們可以到處發了

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克勞莉小姐！不！

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這下糟了

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我猜這也是一種宣傳手法

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蘭斯，你看看

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愛希，北鼻

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“加油站  修車廠”

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米娜！

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“選秀大賽海選  獎金十萬美元”

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喂！你想幹嘛？

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好耶

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該上工了

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Cue那隻起肖的老蜥蜴

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早上好，穆恩先生

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我好得很，妳也早上好啊

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我替你煮了咖啡

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真的嗎？在哪裡？

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我走樓梯上來有點口渴

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現在要開門嗎？　　-開門？

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有很多動物排隊等著來參加海選

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有嗎？

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佛祖啊，真的有耶

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我發誓，艾迪，我沒開玩笑

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不信就過來自己看，先醬

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妥當了，克勞莉小姐！

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快拖著尾巴到樓下把大門全都打開

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好了，一個一個來，冷靜點

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掰，伊奇，掰，派瑞，掰，卡拉

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掰，蓋爾，掰，羅力，掰，米奇

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掰，小莫，掰，尼爾森，掰，漢娜

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掰，泰絲，掰掰，卡斯伯

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“本地歌唱選秀大賽舉行海選”

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我們再和排隊的參賽者談談

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你有什麼故事？

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我是一家知名藥廠的實驗室技師

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但我有一個天賦

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那就是一副好嗓子

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老爸，我要出門了

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別去太久，我那幫朋友要來

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我知道一定有很多肉腳動物

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他們會說…

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輸贏不重要，能參加就好

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我沒那麼假仙，我是來拿冠軍

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那筆獎金，穩是我ㄟ

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哇！謝謝你，強尼！

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好了，下一個出場的是米娜

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祝妳好運

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好了，加油，妳行的

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妳一定行的

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對不起

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安啦

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沒關係，一切都很好

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儘管唱吧，米娜

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好吧

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隨時都能開始

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妳要重頭再來嗎？

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夠了，我受夠了

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可以了，快走

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快點下臺，海嘉

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妳唱得爛透了

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好了，開始吧

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放音樂！

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“穆恩劇場海選  早上九點”

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大家都唱完了，穆恩先生

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把大家都叫上臺，然後…

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哈囉！大家都回到臺上！

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馬上就要公佈入圍者

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謝謝妳，克勞莉小姐

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不客氣，穆恩先生

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好吧，讓我看看

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我要…

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你們

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你們哪一個是女生？

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哈哈，很好笑

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又吵又難聽，不過很有潛力

229
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,877
歡迎參加總決賽

230
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,753
酷喲，我們可以玩玩

231
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,681
不，我只要她，不要你

232
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,599
蝦米？

233
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,393
其他的團體組就掰掰囉

234
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,645
別難過嘛，大夥兒

235
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,607
每個人的門票都打九折喔

236
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,192
你真好心，多謝囉

237
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,111
我們閃吧，愛希

238
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,071
愛希？

239
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,698
好吧

240
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,116
我們閃吧

241
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,152
輪到個人組了

242
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,695
強尼，麥可

243
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,030
彼特，理查

244
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,082
丹尼爾，還有雷

245
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,410
麥可！哇塞！

246
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,621
你一定要參加總決賽

247
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,955
如果你堅持的話

248
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,216
我也要彼特

249
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,592
好耶！

250
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,385
還有一個名額

251
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,212
讓我看看

252
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,848
天啊，真是拍謝

253
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,601
我是怎麼了？

254
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,521
多謝你來參加，理查

255
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,308
天啊！雷！

256
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,227
你沒事吧？

257
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,030
撐著點，雷，我抓住你

258
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,743
好吧，我要…

259
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:38,987
丹尼爾

260
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,280
掰了，強尼

261
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,491
丹尼爾，你聽得到嗎？

262
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,951
你入選了！

263
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,202
什麼？

264
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,287
你在跟我說話嗎？

265
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,589
對

266
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,417
我剛才說你入選…

267
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,720
吼，這會讓我抓狂，強尼！

268
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,296
回來，你入選了

269
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,174
謝了，丹尼爾，掰掰！

270
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,175
喔耶！

271
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,770
準決賽的人選出爐了

272
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,348
稍等咧，蘿希坦

273
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,058
蘿希坦還在嗎？

274
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,777
在！我在這裡！

275
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,271
蘿希坦…天生好嗓子

276
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,323
不過長相普普

277
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,191
我就知道

278
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,901
我該怎麼辦？

279
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:21,488
我可以替你找個搭檔…剛特

280
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,040
剛特！你在哪裡？

281
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,199
有！

282
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,835
偶就是剛特

283
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,131
好丫！

284
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,757
你會點亮舞臺

285
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,126
等等，你要我們搭檔演出？

286
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,545
水啦，郎二人鬥陣作伙

287
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,265
絕對魅力無法擋

288
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,217
那隻無尾熊是北七

289
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,303
妳有一天一定會成為巨星

290
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,815
海選結束了，參賽選手出爐了

291
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:48,649
好了

292
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,226
你們是總決賽的前四強

293
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,477
喔耶！

294
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:57,116
讚啦！這會改變我們的人生！

295
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,317
不…

296
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,986
麥鬧啦，我已經淘汰團體組了

297
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,371
妳們可以回家了

298
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:08,628
真正揪拍謝，名額已經滿了

299
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,080
不，聽好！

300
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,041
妳們被淘汰了

301
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,250
掰掰！

302
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,335
克勞莉小姐！

303
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,670
妳們嘛幫幫忙，快走吧

304
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,297
乖喔，快點下臺

305
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,766
阿里阿豆

306
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,591
喂，穆恩

307
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,509
係金ㄟ嗎？獎金真的在裡面？

308
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,594
獎金？

309
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,262
當然，全都在裡面

310
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,599
打開來，我想看十萬美金長怎樣

311
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,860
我也想看　　-快打開來

312
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,269
好，我這就打開來

313
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,145
稍等咧

314
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,355
你說蝦米？

315
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,991
他說十萬美金

316
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,660
十萬…

317
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,156
我忘了帶鑰匙

318
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,167
無尾熊立馬回來

319
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:54,623
我說過N遍，我不會開除妳

320
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:58,803
振作點，拜託妳擤擤鼻涕

321
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,296
不是在這裡，到外面啦

322
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,890
拍謝喔　　-謝謝

323
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:05,217
你嘛幫幫忙，她都兩百歲了

324
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,813
艾迪，要是你爸媽能借我點錢…

325
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:12,474
十萬美金？別肖想啦！

326
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:15,018
我得動動腦筋…動動腦筋…

327
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:19,189
別再動腦筋了，你該放棄了

328
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:22,743
賣掉這間劇場還能賺不少錢

329
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,112
也許我們可以一起做什麼

330
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:28,374
做什麼？一起打電動？

331
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,835
你知道那是什麼嗎？

332
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,202
一個水桶？

333
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,496
對，你知道我用來做什麼嗎？

334
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,664
接屋頂的漏水？

335
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,666
那個才是用來接漏水

336
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:41,336
這個水桶是我老爸留給我的

337
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,888
他三十年來每一天

338
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:47,435
拼命用這水桶洗車讓我買下這間劇場

339
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,011
每一天耶，艾迪

340
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,480
全都是為了我

341
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:54,942
哇塞，他真是個好爸爸

342
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,488
現在你打算怎麼做？

343
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:05,745
穆恩先生，銀行的茱蒂絲又打來了

344
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,791
做我唯一能做的事

345
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,878
大夥兒聽好了！

346
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,663
我要你們馬上回家

347
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:17,664
蝦米？

348
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,707
沒錯

349
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,667
我老爸說過

350
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:24,013
好好睡覺才能好好幹活

351
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:30,343
係滴，明天一早就開始排練

352
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,596
你們想當明星贏十萬獎金

353
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:36,475
就得卯足了勁拼命練習

354
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:40,237
回家睡覺，有一個遠大的夢想吧

355
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,698
水喔！　　-棒呆了！

356
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,951
克勞莉小姐！

357
00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:50,572
夠了齁，快下去

358
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,740
做一個偉大的夢？

359
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,042
很讚，對吧？

360
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,201
十萬獎金咧？

361
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:57,078
安啦，一定有辦法弄得到

362
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,247
蝦米？巴斯特，聽我說

363
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,926
這場選秀大賽救不了你的劇場

364
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,543
你已經衰到谷底了，兄弟

365
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:06,671
你知道衰到谷底有什麼好處嗎？

366
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:11,393
只能往一個方向前進，一飛衝天！

367
00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,264
“歡樂好聲音總決賽選手”

368
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,266
歡樂好聲音的總決賽選手正離開劇場

369
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,361
現在把鏡頭轉回棚內…

370
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:24,648
乖女兒，別哭了，妳不是魯蛇

371
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,784
還會有機會，妳只要…

372
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,276
還會有機會才怪！

373
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,444
爸，拜託

374
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,571
說實話，妳想不想得冠軍？

375
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,448
當然囉，不過我搞砸了

376
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,784
那妳明天就要回去說…

377
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,162
穆恩先生，我要你再給我一次機會

378
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,706
要有信心！別被他們欺負！

379
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,676
瞭嗎，米娜？

380
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,846
很好，去替我泡杯可可

381
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,225
我絕不為任何人妥協

382
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,760
我絕不當一個憨大呆

383
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,805
別唱了，我是為了我們

384
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:57,806
是嗎？

385
00:25:57,807 --> 00:26:00,183
當然了，我贏了獎金…

386
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,811
就能有自己的錄音室和唱片公司

387
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:05,355
全世界都會聽到你的歌

388
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:08,117
我才不聽我女友講肖話

389
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:12,037
因為她只想向現實妥協

390
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:40,348
喂，揪鬥媽爹

391
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,275
等一下

392
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:44,728
你嘛幫幫忙…

393
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,938
我認識經理，他能替我擔保

394
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,240
拜託！

395
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,825
喂，馬力歐！

396
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:52,119
怎麼樣？

397
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,996
有沒有搞錯？

398
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:55,822
好，放那些熊進去

399
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,666
放熊進去，好吧

400
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,787
他來了

401
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,549
我要給你一個驚喜，兒子

402
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,417
什麼驚喜？

403
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:08,585
把計畫告訴他

404
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:09,544
好

405
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,881
有一艘貨船載了價值2千5百萬的黃金

406
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:14,215
會停靠在港口

407
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,175
“黃金  人孔蓋”

408
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,719
這裡和這裡有警衛

409
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,389
幸運的是這底下是下水道

410
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,267
車手就要在這裡等我們

411
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,896
這次你要當車手，強尼

412
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:30,357
什麼？你要我開車？

413
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:33,443
我兒子也該正式加入幫派了

414
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,279
等一下，車手一向是巴瑞

415
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,707
巴瑞不介意，對吧？

416
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,409
不，當然不介意

417
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,327
那就好

418
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,829
這艘船哪一天會到？

419
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,131
我們還不知道

420
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,666
應該還有一陣子吧

421
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,093
你管這麼多幹嘛？

422
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:53,672
這是最後一票，幹完了就收山

423
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:54,723
太好了

424
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,433
我等不及了

425
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,427
我看到妳的求職廣告

426
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,189
我有幾天需要請個保母

427
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:04,149
妳可以？太好了！

428
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:08,612
孩子？他們很乖，我有25個

429
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:12,732
我不是開玩笑，他們真的很乖

430
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,651
喂？喂？

431
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,453
晚安，媽咪

432
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,583
老公，會開得怎樣？

433
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,503
那麼糟呀？

434
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,372
我有件喜事要告訴你

435
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,499
妳烤的派最好吃了，老婆

436
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,292
諾門，我知道這很匆促

437
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,503
我想請你明天幫忙照顧孩子

438
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:36,890
因為你不會相信我今天做了什麼

439
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,811
諾門，你在聽嗎？

440
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,895
明天一早開始排練

441
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,566
回家睡覺，有一個遠大的夢想吧

442
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,660
夢想…夢想…

443
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,678
早安，孩子們

444
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,231
早餐前要穿好衣服

445
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,738
早餐！

446
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,985
蘿希坦，我的車鑰匙咧？

447
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,205
車鑰匙在你的大衣口袋

448
00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,615
找到了，掰，老婆

449
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:45,000
掰，諾門

450
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,753
該上學了

451
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,789
掰，伊奇、派瑞

452
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,500
掰，卡拉、蓋爾、羅力、米奇、小莫

453
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:54,918
掰，尼爾森，漢娜、泰絲

454
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,544
掰，凱莉、喬治、安迪

455
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,680
掰，弗萊帝，掰掰，卡斯伯

456
00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:05,303
“排練中，暫停營業”

457
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,356
這場選秀大賽就是戰爭！

458
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,852
舞臺就是戰場，你們的歌是武器

459
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:15,814
你們只有一次機會驚豔觀眾

460
00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:19,701
好好地從我準備的歌單中挑歌

461
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,986
妳有沒有勸勸妳的男朋友？

462
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,490
蘭斯是藝術家，你不會瞭啦

463
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,075
沒錯，我是不瞭

464
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:32,256
歌單上都有我建議的服裝和表演風格

465
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,999
克勞莉小姐會帶你們去排練室

466
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,501
快去排練吧！

467
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,877
拍謝，穆恩先生

468
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,755
這上面寫說我要彈鋼琴

469
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:45,093
想想看，充滿靈魂的大猩猩彈鋼琴

470
00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:46,594
觀眾一定會雞皮疙瘩掉滿地

471
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,397
我只有小時候彈過鋼琴

472
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,765
克勞莉小姐，替他上鋼琴課

473
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,059
遵命，你先上樓，我馬上到

474
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,435
彼特，你來這裡

475
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,988
沒問題，穆恩先生

476
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,606
你跩什麼跩呀？

477
00:30:58,607 --> 00:30:59,899
喂，別吵了

478
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,327
罵瑞奇呀，是他開始的

479
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,905
沒錯，這個團也是我開始的

480
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,740
原諒我喔，皇上

481
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:08,658
別這樣嘛

482
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:09,617
住手！

483
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,920
嘿！出去！出去！

484
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,964
冷靜下來挑一首歌吧

485
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,049
我們想贏的話…

486
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,720
最好我負責唱歌，你負責跳舞

487
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,013
開什麼玩笑？

488
00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,983
妳只需要酷斃的暖身動作

489
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,360
快！把衣服脫掉脫掉！

490
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,279
不用吧

491
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,449
你穿得也太“肉”了吧

492
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:45,454
別擔心，我也替妳準備了一件

493
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:47,906
豬仔！小聲點！

494
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,208
拍謝

495
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:51,200
穆恩，你給錯我歌單了

496
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:53,411
姐不唱芭樂情歌

497
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,215
妳正好提醒了我，我看看

498
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:57,498
拿去

499
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,083
這顏色跟妳很搭

500
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,754
我的眼睛被閃瞎了，有黑色的嗎？

501
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:05,590
黑色？妳要大家以為妳參加喪禮嗎？

502
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,352
妳自以為是搖滾女王？

503
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:11,021
錯了！妳是流行小天后！

504
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,482
發生什麼事？

505
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,974
這也是比賽環節嗎？

506
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,143
大家別緊張，別緊張

507
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,853
怎麼回事？　　-怎麼了？

508
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,523
我們上次有沒有付電費呀？

509
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,117
真是夠了

510
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:25,944
大家別擔心

511
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,111
我會搞定

512
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,906
先在黑暗中排練吧

513
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:30,990
蝦米？

514
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,075
我什麼都看不見

515
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:35,003
安啦，蘿希坦，我有螢光棒

516
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:39,549
很好，趁機放鬆心情，我馬上回來

517
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:40,667
有沒有搞錯？

518
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:43,086
你們聽到了，繼續排練

519
00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:45,013
動起來呀

520
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,862
對不起，我會修好的

521
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:12,958
穆恩先生？

522
00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:17,912
你大概不記得我，我昨天有來海選

523
00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,205
聽著

524
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,967
妳能不能搆到那條窗沿？

525
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,719
窗沿？

526
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,431
妳的象鼻很長耶

527
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:28,974
多謝啦

528
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:30,892
穆恩先生？

529
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:34,479
我叫米娜，我替你烤了蛋糕

530
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:38,099
你能不能再給我一次機會…

531
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,443
稍等咧

532
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,946
我馬上來

533
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:58,253
耶，真是嘟嘟好

534
00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:04,042
小心頭，妳能把布景拉起來嗎？

535
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,001
這個嗎？

536
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:06,094
對，這個

537
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,048
太好了

538
00:34:10,049 --> 00:34:12,100
燈光總開關呢？

539
00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:17,805
哇塞

540
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,442
我知道，很美吧？

541
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:22,611
不如這樣吧

542
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:24,488
妳想加入這場選秀比賽嗎？

543
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:27,982
真的嗎？我本來就想問你的

544
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,577
讚啦，我需要舞臺工作人員

545
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:32,987
舞臺工作人員？

546
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:33,946
可是…

547
00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,282
安啦，妳很快就會上手

548
00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:38,293
我會教妳，跟我來

549
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:41,162
這些是排練室和化妝室

550
00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:43,664
上面是工坊和辦公室

551
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:46,968
上下！摸腳趾！

552
00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:48,970
上下！

553
00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,606
超讚的

554
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,899
超讚的？

555
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,059
妳應該是說超爛吧

556
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,529
我已經說得很含蓄了

557
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,064
他們連一丁點才華都沒有

558
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,273
妳知道嗎？

559
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,818
那筆獎金穩是我ㄟ

560
00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:14,121
“銀行”

561
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:20,785
沒錯，我很快就會拿到一大筆錢

562
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,037
美金十萬元整

563
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:24,747
是嗎？

564
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,843
那麼你就應該申請白金卡

565
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:50,031
哈囉，我又來了

566
00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,992
這些全都是超芭樂超俗的歌

567
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,118
是不是？

568
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:05,297
我想唱自己寫的歌

569
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,624
蝦米？妳自己寫的歌？

570
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,551
是啊

571
00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,419
妳想贏得獎金

572
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:13,713
最好乖乖聽無尾熊的話

573
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,724
你覺得我寫不出自己的歌？

574
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,684
我只是說說而已

575
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:20,344
不是每個人都會寫歌

576
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:24,065
對我很容易，對別人就很難

577
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,532
她回來了，安靜點

578
00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:38,079
米娜，妳加入選秀大賽了嗎？

579
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,500
算是吧，不過…

580
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:45,003
我就知道　　-她做到了

581
00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:48,122
我真是為妳感到驕傲

582
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,416
我的生日願望終於實現了

583
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,676
妳好棒棒，米娜

584
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,211
米娜，我們愛妳

585
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:54,086
媽！

586
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,129
討厭

587
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:56,797
等等，別生氣嘛

588
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,768
都是妳阿嬤到處張揚

589
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,010
媽，等等

590
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,180
別說話，妳得保養妳的嗓子

591
00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:09,194
從現在起只要點頭或搖頭就好

592
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,820
怎麼樣？

593
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,082
你轉彎還是不夠猛

594
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:25,159
你得轉大彎，及時換檔

595
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,954
我說過，你得靈巧一點

596
00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:30,581
把音樂關掉…吼！

597
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,968
聽你老爸的話

598
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,970
轉彎不夠猛

599
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:39,683
你做得不對，開快一點

600
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,687
像我教你的那樣

601
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,896
老爸？

602
00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,324
慘了，我輾過我老爸了

603
00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,661
這樣才對嘛

604
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:19,380
三隻小豬從此過著幸福快樂的生活

605
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,057
晚安，乖孩子

606
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,649
諾門，你還醒著嗎？

607
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,819
今天過得怎樣？

608
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,530
老樣子

609
00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:37,490
是喔？

610
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:42,361
我不知道妳是怎麼把家顧好的

611
00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:43,529
晚安

612
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:44,831
晚安

613
00:39:01,882 --> 00:39:05,060
大大小小的動物

614
00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:08,521
歡迎光臨穆恩劇場

615
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:19,324
穆恩先生？

616
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,868
銀行的茱蒂絲找你

617
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,612
麥啦，跟她說我早上再打給她

618
00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:26,206
不行啦

619
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,041
她就在這裡

620
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,380
茱蒂絲，妳好啊

621
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:36,290
我不是替慈善機構工作

622
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,501
月底你不把款項付清…

623
00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:39,627
好啦，茱蒂絲

624
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:43,223
我保證月底的選秀大賽絕對會…

625
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,299
超級大賣座

626
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,510
你沒有一場秀是賣座的

627
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:48,719
連一場都沒有

628
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,230
你有過機會

629
00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:54,517
付清款項不然銀行就會沒收劇場

630
00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:56,653
放心吧，掰囉

631
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:02,316
你打算怎麼辦？

632
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,868
老實說

633
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,705
我不知道

634
00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:36,600
你穿緊身泳褲？

635
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,852
你來幹嘛？

636
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:40,321
艾迪，一切沒事吧？

637
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,949
沒事，我只是在游泳，媽！

638
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:47,486
你現在住在泳池小屋？

639
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,823
對，我爸媽要我變得更…

640
00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,825
獨立吧，我猜

641
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,253
他們甚至替我找了人生導師

642
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:56,212
人生導師？

643
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,213
是啊

644
00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,748
他要幫我尋找人生目標吧

645
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,709
我以為我有…

646
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:04,503
結果並不正確之類的

647
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:05,713
我也不知道

648
00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:08,841
他替我設計了每週行程

649
00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,718
禮拜一資源回收

650
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,471
禮拜二除草，禮拜三去見娜娜

651
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:14,680
禮拜四清洗泳池

652
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,765
以前明明有人做這些事

653
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,642
等等，倒帶一下

654
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,519
你阿嬤娜娜還活著？

655
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,738
對啊

656
00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:27,735
哇哩咧

657
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,028
她超有錢，對吧？

658
00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:30,288
有錢到爆

659
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:34,167
不過你千萬別想打我阿嬤的歪主意

660
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:37,545
她是隻超殺的綿羊

661
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,436
聚光燈打在麥可身上

662
00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,640
很好，把彎月降下來

663
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,234
咖啡？　　-謝謝妳

664
00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:04,572
這很正常，只要敲一下就好

665
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,741
瞧，妳愈來愈上手了

666
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,249
有誰看到我的玻璃眼球？

667
00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,918
那玩意兒老是彈出來

668
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:29,046
妳差點害死我，大笨象

669
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,172
不是我的錯

670
00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:31,933
是這樣嗎？

671
00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:35,937
彼特？

672
00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:39,807
彼特！

673
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:41,725
你不會有事的

674
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,611
撐著點

675
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,115
瑞奇？阿凱？

676
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,816
你們為什麼沒在排練？

677
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,067
我們不玩了

678
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,987
他們說我是超跩的自大狂

679
00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:56,207
我根本不知道那是什麼意思

680
00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,618
我們少了兩組選手

681
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,787
給我來點好消息

682
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:04,632
情況沒你想像的糟

683
00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:08,544
我真是烏鴉嘴

684
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:10,930
米娜，妳想再試唱一次嗎？

685
00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:13,308
真的嗎？想啊

686
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:14,842
太好了　　-我是說，不想

687
00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:15,718
什麼？

688
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,395
我是說，對，我能唱

689
00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:20,973
可是我太緊張，唱不出來

690
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:23,559
我很想再試唱，不過…

691
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,278
不行啦

692
00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:27,322
我猜那算是也許囉

693
00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:30,899
太好了！她們又來了！

694
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,785
我們待會兒再討論

695
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,697
聽好，忘了我之前說的話

696
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,782
妳們超有才華的

697
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:41,118
拜託來參加比賽，好嗎？

698
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:43,421
好？不好？

699
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,674
聽好囉

700
00:43:56,676 --> 00:44:00,188
蝦毀？不！揪鬥媽爹，別走！

701
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,142
這是什麼東東？

702
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:08,154
這是用來記舞步的

703
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,742
卡斯伯！別亂來！

704
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:23,160
這小子真是逗

705
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,620
別鬧了！乖乖聽話！

706
00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:27,882
拍謝，他發燒，臨時找不到保母

707
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,750
你現在又活蹦亂跳了

708
00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:31,010
哇塞！

709
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,713
麥鬧啦！都被你弄亂了！

710
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,932
嘿！

711
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:39,435
我才不要唱這首歌

712
00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:40,678
妳怎麼會不喜歡？

713
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:42,397
妳是個年輕少女

714
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:43,764
這首歌最適合妳唱

715
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:47,226
哇塞，你看透我的少女心了

716
00:44:47,227 --> 00:44:48,435
是不是？

717
00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:51,563
妳只要加一點舞蹈動作，還有…

718
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:55,609
我才剛認識你，這有夠瘋狂

719
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,071
給你我的電話，有空打給我

720
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:00,197
盡情歡唱吧

721
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,125
你是說像這樣唱？

722
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,757
這就對了，妳超有天賦

723
00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:18,048
是啊，是挺糟的

724
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,559
強尼？

725
00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:21,051
快回答，完畢

726
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,803
你的夾克在講話耶

727
00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:24,564
強尼，你在哪裡？

728
00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:26,607
老爸，什麼事？完畢

729
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,684
你現在就得走？

730
00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:30,102
是啊，真是拍謝

731
00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:31,812
我家裡有點事

732
00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:34,231
你該不會半途而廢吧？

733
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,232
跟我說不會

734
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,151
當然不會，我保證下不為例

735
00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:39,328
最好是　　-謝謝你

736
00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:44,125
寶貝，我回來了

737
00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:55,053
這是怎麼回事？

738
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,557
嗨，我是貝琪

739
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,017
貝琪？

740
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:04,011
別怪我喔，誰叫妳都不在

741
00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:06,680
我是為了我們耶

742
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:07,982
你和我！

743
00:46:08,892 --> 00:46:10,684
親愛的，對不起

744
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:13,029
我把墨鏡忘在裡面了

745
00:46:15,607 --> 00:46:18,242
來吧，貝琪，我們閃吧

746
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,925
我出運了！

747
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:37,294
今晚就到此為止吧，各位

748
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:40,181
幫我把錢搬上車，好唄？

749
00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:44,885
你真是個賭神，麥可

750
00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:46,854
你也不賴啦

751
00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:50,557
只是我看不出來你怎麼作弊

752
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,527
作弊？作弊？

753
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,728
你太侮辱人了

754
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,864
寶貝兒，來跳舞吧

755
00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:04,372
那是從哪兒來的？

756
00:47:04,948 --> 00:47:07,208
快跑呀　　-喂！

757
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:10,294
抓住他！

758
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,221
借過

759
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:23,516
別讓他逃了

760
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,482
謝啦　　-讓開

761
00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:41,701
掰了，遜咖

762
00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:53,996
早安，巴斯特

763
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,205
艾迪，你好嗎？

764
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,674
很好，比賽準備得怎樣？

765
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,125
一切都很順利

766
00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:00,210
你今天穿的夾克很潮喔

767
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,637
喔，謝了

768
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:03,306
稍等咧

769
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:05,683
你在這裡幹嘛？

770
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:09,136
你來看阿嬤怎麼能不送花咧？

771
00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:10,012
拿去

772
00:48:10,013 --> 00:48:12,773
蝦毀？不！別進去！

773
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,692
我能幫…　　-巴斯特！

774
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:16,903
娜娜！

775
00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:23,400
看看妳，哇塞！

776
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,360
妳看起來不像90歲

777
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:26,820
天公伯啊

778
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,039
我是巴斯特穆恩

779
00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:29,865
我們在艾迪的畢業典禮見過面

780
00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:31,325
真是我的榮幸

781
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:36,246
我無路用的孫子和他的劇場小朋友

782
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,165
瞧，她記得我耶

783
00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,207
是這樣子的

784
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:43,170
妳想不想贊助一場頂級比賽的獎金？

785
00:48:43,171 --> 00:48:46,048
不會是那場歌唱選秀比賽吧？

786
00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:47,382
就是那場

787
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:49,343
我瞭了

788
00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:52,012
你沒那筆獎金，對吧？

789
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,889
錢是還沒到位啦

790
00:48:53,890 --> 00:48:55,682
我連一毛錢都不會給你

791
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:56,725
娜娜，聽我說

792
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:57,851
別肖想了

793
00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,019
別聽他的，阿嬤

794
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,696
我才懶得理你們倆

795
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:03,783
正山小種紅茶，不加糖，快點

796
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:04,942
阿嬤

797
00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:07,986
我又不會泡茶

798
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,112
“娜娜努度曼”

799
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:12,157
我小時候看過這場秀耶

800
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,534
妳的表演超讚的

801
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:17,120
你拍我馬屁也沒用

802
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:20,123
我才不想當你的金主

803
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,759
你搞的這種爛秀…

804
00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:23,803
就是觀眾不進劇場的原因

805
00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:27,047
這場秀會像美好往昔一樣賣座

806
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:30,258
那不只是美好往昔

807
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:33,178
而是輝煌年代

808
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,222
當時你的劇場…

809
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:39,101
是充滿神奇魔法的殿堂

810
00:49:39,102 --> 00:49:40,477
現在還是一樣呀

811
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,779
最好是啦

812
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:46,149
穿著天鵝絨西裝的帶位員

813
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:49,361
票房前面延綿不絕的排隊人潮

814
00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:54,241
帷幕從金碧輝煌的舞臺升起

815
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:58,045
音樂和燈光讓夢想成真？

816
00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,413
沒錯

817
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:01,757
那間劇場還是一模一樣

818
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:04,501
而且我裝潢得更華麗

819
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,919
才沒有咧

820
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,047
我邀請妳親自觀賞一場特別演出

821
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,465
妳怎麼說，娜娜？

822
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:13,936
我說…你是個大騙子

823
00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:15,595
夠了啦

824
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,231
我們這就走，謝謝妳

825
00:50:17,390 --> 00:50:19,433
不過總比跟這個老不死…

826
00:50:19,434 --> 00:50:21,435
下一整晚棋有趣吧

827
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:22,436
蝦米？

828
00:50:22,437 --> 00:50:24,864
太好了，我一定會讓妳驚艷

829
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,241
我絕對不會騙妳

830
00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:28,734
聽好了

831
00:50:28,735 --> 00:50:31,111
明天我們要舉行一場預演

832
00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:34,948
娜娜努度曼會親自蒞臨觀賞

833
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,284
娜娜努度曼？她還活著？

834
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:39,286
是啊，相信我

835
00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:41,580
她的標準很高哦

836
00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,957
今天要來一場正式總彩排

837
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,126
我要你們在舞臺上綻放光芒

838
00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:47,294
酷斃了

839
00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:48,628
米娜、克勞莉小姐

840
00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,838
妳們覺得怎樣？

841
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:51,724
哇塞，超酷炫的

842
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,008
是啊，你做得到嗎？

843
00:50:53,009 --> 00:50:55,385
我答應娜娜一場華麗秀

844
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:56,970
這場表演…

845
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,138
絕對會讓她驚豔

846
00:50:58,139 --> 00:50:59,056
好耶

847
00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:00,441
兩分鐘，各位

848
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,142
強尼？

849
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:03,778
強尼，你在哪裡？

850
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:07,782
強尼？快回話

851
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:08,565
是，老爸

852
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,192
我在這兒，什麼事？

853
00:51:10,193 --> 00:51:12,402
我們收到消息貨船要進港了

854
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,154
今晚？　　-不是今晚

855
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,363
是現在

856
00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:18,417
兩分鐘後到賀特街口等我們

857
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:33,006
別亂跑，我們37分鐘後會到

858
00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,935
37分鐘，你說過N遍了

859
00:51:42,642 --> 00:51:44,110
我趕得到

860
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:52,118
超讚的，娜娜一定會喜歡

861
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,277
過獎了，穆恩先生

862
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,363
那身新西裝也很帥喲

863
00:51:56,364 --> 00:51:58,874
接下來是愛希

864
00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:01,836
愛希，快上臺吧

865
00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:05,205
快閃，臭臉少女來囉

866
00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:06,507
祝好運，愛希

867
00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:40,073
哇哩咧，等幾咧

868
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,042
夠了！卡！卡！

869
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:46,246
聽完了沒有人會扣她

870
00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:47,840
好了，愛希

871
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:50,634
別哭了，愛希

872
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:53,137
怎麼了？不喜歡這件洋裝？

873
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,934
愛希，怎麼了？

874
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:10,437
我覺得妳把他甩掉是件好事，那個…

875
00:53:10,438 --> 00:53:13,481
超級無敵渣男大爛人

876
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:16,952
沒錯，超級無敵渣男大爛人

877
00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:18,612
蘿希坦！剛特！輪到你們了！

878
00:53:18,613 --> 00:53:19,696
好了，拿去

879
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,573
裡面應該有口香糖或糖果

880
00:53:21,574 --> 00:53:22,791
儘管吃

881
00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:25,002
蘿希坦，等等

882
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:27,046
我能先來嗎？

883
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,205
沒問題，去吧

884
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,758
準備好囉，我警告你們

885
00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:35,712
我的豬豬力量會引爆這個舞臺

886
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:39,016
不好意思，我也拿他沒轍

887
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,062
好耶！

888
00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:45,981
加油，妳辦得到

889
00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:53,614
妳還好吧？

890
00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:56,233
我很好，多謝關心

891
00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,567
你好嗎？

892
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,569
強尼，換你上臺

893
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,489
你們得再多練習一下

894
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:04,333
開始吧，強尼

895
00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:19,506
光唱歌不夠，妳要燃燒心中的熱情

896
00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:22,175
我心中的熱情早就熄滅了

897
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,060
蝦米？

898
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:25,646
我連舞步都記不住

899
00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:27,430
記什麼舞步？

900
00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:30,651
她唱得太死板了啦

901
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,352
丫丫，瞧？

902
00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:34,562
忘了舞步，好唄？

903
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:37,357
讓音樂控制妳的全身

904
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:41,569
我的全身都不受控，沒救了啦

905
00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,446
我得去買菜了

906
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:45,082
蘿希坦　　-別這樣嘛

907
00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:47,126
拜託，別走

908
00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:51,630
喂，我在下面

909
00:54:52,415 --> 00:54:55,009
有沒有看到三隻超殺的熊？

910
00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:57,136
沒有

911
00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:58,211
太好了

912
00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,380
對了，我超愛妳的表演

913
00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:02,766
尤其是妳跌個狗吃屎

914
00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:04,718
害我快笑破肚皮

915
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,520
回頭見，豬頭

916
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:16,938
唉，真是的

917
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,316
強尼，我知道這是強人所難

918
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,410
我真的很努力，真的

919
00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:24,079
你的備用歌練好了嗎？

920
00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:26,040
還沒有

921
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,866
你不如回去…

922
00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:29,159
練練那首歌

923
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,380
你在娜娜面前彈得這麼爛…

924
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,383
強尼？

925
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,768
喂！

926
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:07,122
幹了這一票能吃一輩子

927
00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:09,532
搞什麼東東？

928
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:10,533
強尼咧？

929
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:11,919
他不在這裡

930
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:16,215
快閃！

931
00:56:28,636 --> 00:56:30,229
我死定了

932
00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:43,909
等等，讓我想想

933
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,701
沒耶，我沒交到朋友

934
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,495
妳以為這是幼稚園嗎？

935
00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:57,831
你沒向警察招供我就不會坐牢

936
00:56:57,832 --> 00:56:59,332
老公，你幾時會出獄？

937
00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,376
我只會被關幾年而已

938
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,378
你把錢藏在哪裡？

939
00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:05,139
你去了哪裡？

940
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:07,507
我得先去加油…

941
00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:08,851
別騙我

942
00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:11,553
我在彩排

943
00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:13,981
彩排？彩排什麼？

944
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:17,025
我參加一場歌唱選秀比賽

945
00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:19,727
聽我說

946
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:22,564
對不起，我不想加入你的幫派

947
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:23,982
我想當一個歌手

948
00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:24,899
歌手？

949
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,485
放心，我會保你出來

950
00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:30,038
獎金是十萬美金耶

951
00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:36,503
我怎麼會有你這種兒子？

952
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:38,538
你一點都不像我

953
00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:39,706
你以前不像我

954
00:57:39,707 --> 00:57:40,874
將來也不會像我

955
00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:43,001
我會保你出來，我會弄到錢

956
00:57:43,002 --> 00:57:44,720
我保證！

957
00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:08,577
“入選”

958
00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:13,415
“強尼  天生歌手  入選”

959
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:21,873
強尼！

960
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,417
你差點把我嚇死

961
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,544
拍謝，我不是故意的

962
00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:30,808
我知道很晚了，但我想再練琴

963
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:37,606
這就對了

964
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:40,850
很好

965
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,778
你開竅了

966
00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:46,907
“大賣場”

967
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:55,249
賣場15分鐘後打烊，多謝惠顧

968
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:59,021
6號走道的太太…

969
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:02,316
妳的表演太讚了

970
01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:10,908
穆恩先生，這真的合法嗎？

971
01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:12,567
我怎知？

972
01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:15,579
妳一直問就永遠搞不定

973
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,080
動手吧

974
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,129
再高一點

975
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,799
搞定了，謝謝

976
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:47,644
喂！

977
01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:49,029
把海報掛上去

978
01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:51,439
現在快閃吧！

979
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,900
給我回來，流氓！

980
01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:56,662
“徵求烏賊”

981
01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:12,970
蘿希坦，我的車鑰…

982
01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:19,342
蘿希坦？搞啥米…

983
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,061
這是怎麼回事？

984
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,105
蘿希坦！

985
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,820
孩子們，媽媽呢？

986
01:01:37,486 --> 01:01:39,454
怎樣，克勞莉小姐？

987
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:42,457
嗨

988
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:43,908
拍謝

989
01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:47,254
穆恩先生要大家先到後臺集合

990
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,472
哇塞

991
01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:59,099
這首歌是妳寫的？

992
01:01:59,675 --> 01:02:01,843
對，你喜歡嗎？

993
01:02:01,844 --> 01:02:04,595
開什麼玩笑？太讚了！

994
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,773
妳今天一定要唱這首歌！

995
01:02:07,433 --> 01:02:08,316
麥可

996
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,475
你第一個唱

997
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,310
安啦，稍等咧

998
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,478
親愛的，我在忙

999
01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:13,813
蝦米？我聽不見

1000
01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:16,691
蘿希坦和剛特接著表演

1001
01:02:16,692 --> 01:02:17,942
沒問題，老大

1002
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,402
蘿希坦！

1003
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:22,164
酷斃了，妳又點燃了熱情

1004
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:23,740
強尼，你排在他們後面

1005
01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:24,866
“黑幫老大被捕”

1006
01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:27,210
蝦米？好，我準備好了

1007
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,369
愛希，妳…

1008
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:29,662
排在強尼後面，瞭啦

1009
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:31,414
米娜，最後一次機會喲

1010
01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:33,583
妳想加入表演陣容嗎？

1011
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:34,792
我想…

1012
01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,669
只是我會害怕

1013
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:37,795
當然會囉

1014
01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:40,223
妳知道該怎麼克服嗎？

1015
01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:41,632
不知道

1016
01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:43,643
開口唱歌呀

1017
01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:45,511
做妳熱愛的事就會很棒

1018
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,847
只要妳專心唱歌就不會害怕

1019
01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:49,149
對吧？

1020
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:53,236
妳熱愛唱歌嗎？

1021
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:54,854
妳真的熱愛唱歌嗎？

1022
01:02:54,855 --> 01:02:56,439
當然囉

1023
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,283
那妳就要勇敢面對

1024
01:02:58,484 --> 01:02:59,609
我老爸常說

1025
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:03,205
別讓恐懼阻止你做你熱愛的事

1026
01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:05,573
好，我要唱

1027
01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:06,532
太好了

1028
01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,784
穆恩先生

1029
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,419
她來了

1030
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:22,641
“排練中  暫停營業”

1031
01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:24,726
娜娜！

1032
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:28,012
甭想要抱我

1033
01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,013
沒問題

1034
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,516
艾迪，帶你阿嬤到尊榮包廂

1035
01:03:31,517 --> 01:03:35,070
拜託，我自己會走路

1036
01:03:35,604 --> 01:03:36,604
緊張嗎？

1037
01:03:36,605 --> 01:03:37,906
開什麼玩笑？

1038
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:40,617
我驚死了

1039
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:50,252
老大，那是他的車，那裡！

1040
01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,088
停車

1041
01:03:57,668 --> 01:04:00,887
您最愛喝的正山小種紅茶

1042
01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:05,058
這下可好

1043
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:10,471
表演就快開始了

1044
01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:12,431
沒空聊天，得掛了

1045
01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:13,558
我當然愛妳囉

1046
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,944
不然我幹嘛送妳鑽石耳環…

1047
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:18,479
我的錢呢？

1048
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,605
聽著，聽著

1049
01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:22,984
我，那個，全花光了

1050
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,244
你瞭嘛

1051
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:27,572
揪鬥媽爹，我會還錢

1052
01:04:27,573 --> 01:04:29,416
我會還你十萬美金

1053
01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:32,952
你要從哪裡弄來這筆錢？

1054
01:04:32,953 --> 01:04:34,421
穆恩，好唄？

1055
01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,381
錢在穆恩那裡

1056
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,177
這個穆恩是誰？

1057
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,965
大大小小的動物

1058
01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:48,768
歡迎光臨穆恩劇場

1059
01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:52,189
我是主持人巴斯特穆恩

1060
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:56,818
好吧

1061
01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,403
請看！

1062
01:04:58,437 --> 01:05:01,981
世上第一個舞臺燈光秀…

1063
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,450
烏賊發的光

1064
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:12,626
噢耶！

1065
01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:16,046
很好，跟著音樂節奏發光

1066
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:20,833
這可不是普通的劇場

1067
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:24,804
這是充滿神奇魔法的殿堂

1068
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:28,350
他辦到了！他真的辦到了！

1069
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:30,801
讚喔

1070
01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:33,480
請歡迎第一位選手

1071
01:05:34,473 --> 01:05:35,440
哇咧！

1072
01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:38,809
你們哪一個是穆恩？

1073
01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:40,853
你們不能擅自闖進來

1074
01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:42,656
你認識這小不點？

1075
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,032
麥可？　　-對

1076
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:48,161
麥可說他的錢在那個箱子裡

1077
01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,373
不對，你搞錯了

1078
01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:54,834
那不是麥可的錢，除非他得冠軍

1079
01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:56,202
快把錢給他

1080
01:05:56,203 --> 01:05:58,788
好，好，把箱子拿去

1081
01:05:58,789 --> 01:06:00,382
全是你的了

1082
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:01,540
打開來

1083
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:02,634
打開？

1084
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:03,802
我？

1085
01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:05,086
快打開

1086
01:06:05,087 --> 01:06:06,513
好，不過…

1087
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,515
我沒有鑰匙

1088
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:09,966
請你待會再回來

1089
01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:11,518
給我閃邊！

1090
01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:13,511
不…不…

1091
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:14,521
等等！

1092
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,852
這就對了

1093
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:24,063
拿球棒的大熊用不著鑰匙

1094
01:06:24,064 --> 01:06:26,199
好了，問題解決了

1095
01:06:27,526 --> 01:06:28,827
搞什麼…

1096
01:06:29,528 --> 01:06:30,453
這麼少？

1097
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:32,998
就這麼點錢？

1098
01:06:33,949 --> 01:06:35,208
他騙人

1099
01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:38,703
穆恩騙了我們大家

1100
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:40,079
等等，我能解釋

1101
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,382
你來搞定他　　-這只是道具

1102
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:44,009
十萬元獎金咧？

1103
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,468
你在裝孝維！

1104
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,086
我不敢相信你一直在騙我們

1105
01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:48,421
浪費大家的時間…

1106
01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:49,639
這只是…

1107
01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:58,940
巴斯特！小心！

1108
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:11,411
我被卡住了

1109
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:37,395
巴斯特！

1110
01:07:37,429 --> 01:07:39,105
舞臺垮了！快走！

1111
01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,274
小心，娜娜！

1112
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:01,211
拜託，撐著點

1113
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:18,228
不…不…

1114
01:08:26,228 --> 01:08:28,071
大家沒事吧？

1115
01:08:28,522 --> 01:08:29,406
娜娜！

1116
01:08:30,357 --> 01:08:32,909
真是對不起，我只是…

1117
01:08:32,943 --> 01:08:34,944
不，別走

1118
01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:38,540
有誰看到我的玻璃眼球？

1119
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:41,918
在我這兒，克勞莉小姐

1120
01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:49,217
小心！

1121
01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,284
不

1122
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:29,957
“穆恩洗車”

1123
01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,426
噢，老爸

1124
01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:33,720
對不起

1125
01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:46,608
麥可呢？

1126
01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,568
他一定掛了

1127
01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:50,361
我們走吧

1128
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,455
媽咪，妳在哪裡？

1129
01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:01,739
救命！

1130
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:03,115
我的天啊

1131
01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,033
救命！

1132
01:10:04,034 --> 01:10:06,419
別急！媽咪來了！

1133
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,127
我正在事故現場，茱蒂

1134
01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:18,547
這場重大事故沒有傷亡真是個奇蹟

1135
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,266
“穆恩劇場全毀”

1136
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,864
“哈利酒吧”

1137
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:47,043
“SFJ銀行所有”

1138
01:10:55,794 --> 01:10:59,380
巴斯特穆恩完全毀了這棟建築

1139
01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:00,589
“起肖無尾熊毀了劇場”

1140
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:02,976
穆恩先生並不在場回答問題

1141
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,301
但未證實消息來源指出

1142
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:08,889
他打造的大水缸爆裂沖垮了整座劇場

1143
01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:13,352
據說他動用了250隻烏賊…

1144
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:16,272
艾迪，有人在敲門

1145
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:19,066
但沒有一隻受到任何損傷

1146
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:22,912
他們是否將回去工作尚未確定

1147
01:11:23,697 --> 01:11:24,998
噢，不

1148
01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:27,292
穆恩先生？

1149
01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:31,671
你不能一直躲在你麻吉的泳池小屋

1150
01:11:31,705 --> 01:11:35,008
我們只想確定你沒有事

1151
01:11:37,836 --> 01:11:39,169
嗨，穆恩先生

1152
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:40,212
你沒事吧？

1153
01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:43,882
聽好，我對不起大家

1154
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,384
獎金的事…

1155
01:11:45,385 --> 01:11:47,094
沒關係啦

1156
01:11:47,095 --> 01:11:49,772
不，當然有關係

1157
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,140
至少我們都沒受傷

1158
01:11:51,141 --> 01:11:52,349
而且你知道嗎？

1159
01:11:52,350 --> 01:11:55,019
我打賭一定能找到別的比賽場地

1160
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,270
對吧？　　-對！

1161
01:11:56,271 --> 01:11:57,280
比賽？

1162
01:11:58,023 --> 01:12:00,491
大夥兒，我玩完了

1163
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,402
真假？　　-什麼意思？

1164
01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:04,403
拜託！

1165
01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:06,748
你們沒看到嗎？

1166
01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:10,209
上面說我是社會危險分子

1167
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:16,248
一個癡心妄想、徹底失敗的騙徒

1168
01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,250
你不會信這一套吧？

1169
01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,294
我當然信

1170
01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:22,889
不只是你失去了什麼

1171
01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,298
我們都是　　-對丫

1172
01:12:24,299 --> 01:12:28,010
我失去和我老爸再說話的機會

1173
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,011
對不起

1174
01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:30,855
穆恩先生，別…

1175
01:12:31,639 --> 01:12:32,765
算了

1176
01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:34,933
他怎麼了？我不瞭

1177
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,694
我們走吧

1178
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,491
穆恩先生？

1179
01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:43,743
米娜，拜託

1180
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:46,570
我替你烤了蛋糕

1181
01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:51,950
我知道你很沮喪，害怕再嘗試一次

1182
01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:53,285
我是很害怕

1183
01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:55,037
我害怕這個

1184
01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:57,081
這個才是真正的我

1185
01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:58,883
我的人生註定要失敗

1186
01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:01,001
我無法達到我爸的期待

1187
01:13:01,002 --> 01:13:02,336
差了十萬八千里

1188
01:13:02,337 --> 01:13:03,379
可是你跟我說…

1189
01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:05,172
我說了什麼？

1190
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,298
你知道的

1191
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,976
別讓恐懼阻止你做你熱愛的事

1192
01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:11,896
那是老掉牙的肖話…

1193
01:13:11,930 --> 01:13:12,855
並不是

1194
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:15,858
妳真的以為妳能當歌手？

1195
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,017
是啊，也許吧

1196
01:13:17,018 --> 01:13:19,445
那妳跟我一樣是大笨蛋

1197
01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,314
聽好了，小象妹

1198
01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:26,160
妳和我會害怕不是沒有原因

1199
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:28,204
我們內心深處都知道

1200
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:31,874
我們都不是那塊料

1201
01:14:08,194 --> 01:14:10,246
我醒了，我醒了

1202
01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:12,614
嗨，巴斯特

1203
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,032
嗨，艾迪

1204
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:15,659
你在哪兒？還好吧？

1205
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:19,922
到丁斯岱和列明頓街口找我

1206
01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:20,882
現在？

1207
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:22,300
對，拜託了

1208
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,968
你能不能…

1209
01:14:24,919 --> 01:14:26,888
替我帶一條緊身泳褲？

1210
01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:29,214
緊身泳褲？

1211
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,392
“丁斯岱街  列明頓街”

1212
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,387
“穆恩洗車”

1213
01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:36,856
嗨，克勞莉小姐

1214
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,348
你好，艾迪

1215
01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:40,526
緊身泳褲帶了嗎？

1216
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,603
帶了，拿去

1217
01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:43,562
太好了

1218
01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,490
你真是個好麻吉

1219
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:48,567
第一個人客上門

1220
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,319
快把水桶裝滿

1221
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,704
我馬上就來

1222
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:54,531
稍等咧，你在幹嘛？

1223
01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:56,959
做我另一個拿手的工作

1224
01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:02,298
幸好我老爸看不到我這副糗樣

1225
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:05,218
克勞莉小姐，來吧

1226
01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,169
謝啦

1227
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,806
我得上工了

1228
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:11,766
回頭見，艾迪

1229
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:31,953
快點，我在趕時間

1230
01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:34,530
算了啦

1231
01:15:34,531 --> 01:15:36,165
你動作太慢了

1232
01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:44,257
請等一下

1233
01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:48,293
你知道衰到谷底有什麼好處嗎？

1234
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:51,764
只能往一個方向前進，就是一飛衝天

1235
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:53,257
來吧

1236
01:15:53,258 --> 01:15:55,268
你洗車，我擦乾

1237
01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:00,606
謝了，克勞莉小姐

1238
01:16:41,139 --> 01:16:42,773
巴斯特，你要去哪裡？

1239
01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:32,239
妳能在觀眾面前唱得這麼好嗎？

1240
01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:36,577
不知道耶，不過我想試試看

1241
01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:37,995
很好

1242
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,538
因為我很想看

1243
01:17:41,199 --> 01:17:43,700
是嗎？真的假的？

1244
01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:46,462
歐麥尬，我馬上過去

1245
01:17:48,956 --> 01:17:50,549
喂？

1246
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:52,134
你好，穆恩先生

1247
01:17:53,544 --> 01:17:56,797
有人說他是最遜的劇場老闆

1248
01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:58,516
有人說他是個災星

1249
01:17:58,549 --> 01:17:59,257
“穆恩劇場全毀”

1250
01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:00,509
一枚未爆彈

1251
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:01,885
明天晚上

1252
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:05,722
巴斯特穆恩將締造藝能界歷史

1253
01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:06,848
“現場表演”

1254
01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:10,069
他和一群素人歌手要重新舉辦

1255
01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:12,571
毀了他的歌唱選秀比賽

1256
01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:40,433
“舞臺”

1257
01:18:56,983 --> 01:19:00,152
安啦，我原諒你，很高興你沒事

1258
01:19:00,153 --> 01:19:01,987
你真是善良

1259
01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:03,822
獎金咧？

1260
01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:05,949
這次真的有吧？

1261
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,702
並沒有，這不是比賽

1262
01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:10,120
今晚你要為自己歌唱

1263
01:19:10,121 --> 01:19:11,830
兩分鐘，最後測試

1264
01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:13,424
為自己歌唱？

1265
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:15,134
他起肖了

1266
01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:18,054
這太扯了，我要閃了

1267
01:19:18,296 --> 01:19:19,597
哈囉

1268
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:22,641
我們要在這裡表演

1269
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,843
大家快來看喲

1270
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:26,479
你！過來！

1271
01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:29,231
來喲！保證精彩！

1272
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:32,350
新來的傢伙上手了嗎？

1273
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:33,652
他學得很快

1274
01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:35,937
準備好了，我超愛這副耳機

1275
01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:38,273
觀眾都坐下來了

1276
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,325
太好了

1277
01:19:41,194 --> 01:19:42,110
卡斯伯！

1278
01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:43,028
觀眾這麼少？

1279
01:19:43,029 --> 01:19:44,821
給我把褲子穿好

1280
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:47,991
拜託你們都給我坐好

1281
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:50,035
馬上把鞋子穿好

1282
01:19:50,036 --> 01:19:52,630
柔伊，我看到了，別鬧了

1283
01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:55,674
李歐，那很噁耶

1284
01:19:55,708 --> 01:20:00,096
我報導過不少災難，這絕對是…

1285
01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:01,838
就快開始了

1286
01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,682
大夥兒，聽好

1287
01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:05,383
我得老實說

1288
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:08,687
臺下沒什麼觀眾

1289
01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:10,180
但你們知道嗎？

1290
01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:11,807
這不重要

1291
01:20:11,808 --> 01:20:13,850
真的不重要

1292
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:16,612
因為今晚屬於我們

1293
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,447
不管發生什麼事

1294
01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:22,868
我能和你們合作感到無比驕傲

1295
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,861
祝好運，穆恩先生

1296
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:26,330
祝大家好運

1297
01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:33,870
拍謝，我凸槌了

1298
01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:36,382
安啦，我很快就會上手

1299
01:20:41,921 --> 01:20:43,389
加油

1300
01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:51,346
大大小小的動物

1301
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:53,732
歡迎光臨…

1302
01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:56,861
大家好

1303
01:20:57,395 --> 01:20:58,737
棒呆了！

1304
01:20:58,771 --> 01:21:01,866
歡迎光臨重新整修的露天劇場

1305
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:03,400
準備好了嗎？

1306
01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:04,442
對丫！

1307
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,194
我準備得超好

1308
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,621
好吧

1309
01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:09,707
上場吧

1310
01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:12,376
剛特和蘿希坦

1311
01:21:39,312 --> 01:21:40,946
你拍到了嗎？

1312
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:37,953
他們很讚吧？

1313
01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:40,997
別鬧了，他們像兩坨果凍

1314
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:43,509
你能表演得更好嗎，小不點？

1315
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,169
夠了齁，喂！

1316
01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:49,848
想看偉大的表演？我就秀給你們看

1317
01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:23,716
剛特和蘿希坦！

1318
01:23:24,834 --> 01:23:26,418
豬仔們，回去坐好

1319
01:23:26,419 --> 01:23:28,387
乖喔，乖喔

1320
01:23:29,005 --> 01:23:30,889
諾門！

1321
01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:38,972
好耶！

1322
01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:40,733
豬豬力量！

1323
01:23:45,438 --> 01:23:47,281
棒呆了！

1324
01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:51,317
看來不只是我很享受這場秀

1325
01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:54,246
愈來愈多觀眾洶湧而來

1326
01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:55,873
救命啊！

1327
01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:57,449
拍謝，穆恩先生

1328
01:23:57,450 --> 01:23:59,251
強尼，你是下一個

1329
01:24:42,787 --> 01:24:44,162
那是什麼？

1330
01:24:44,163 --> 01:24:46,382
關小聲點

1331
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,333
喂

1332
01:24:48,334 --> 01:24:51,387
聽到沒？我說小聲…

1333
01:24:52,463 --> 01:24:53,639
強尼？

1334
01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:01,647
強尼

1335
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:05,183
是強尼耶！

1336
01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:06,819
那是我兒子！

1337
01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:12,991
我兒子

1338
01:25:24,203 --> 01:25:25,671
搞什麼…

1339
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:29,967
喂，幹嘛？

1340
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:24,062
很精彩吧？

1341
01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:25,898
給強尼熱情的掌聲鼓勵

1342
01:26:38,444 --> 01:26:40,820
幹嘛難過呀？你超讚的

1343
01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:42,247
觀眾愛死你了

1344
01:26:43,741 --> 01:26:45,834
謝了，蘿希坦

1345
01:26:56,462 --> 01:26:59,505
剛來的觀眾，歡迎

1346
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:01,966
你們會看到一個小姑娘

1347
01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:04,770
最近才被她的遜咖男友甩了

1348
01:27:05,471 --> 01:27:07,263
超悶的，對吧？

1349
01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:11,151
不過她要用自己寫的歌趕走憂傷

1350
01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:14,395
讓我隆重介紹歌壇新小天后

1351
01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:15,614
愛希！

1352
01:27:32,164 --> 01:27:33,257
茱蒂絲？

1353
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,750
你們擅闖私人土地

1354
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,418
蝦米？　　-馬上離開

1355
01:27:37,419 --> 01:27:38,962
不…茱蒂絲…

1356
01:27:38,963 --> 01:27:40,222
全都給我滾

1357
01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:20,929
我要報警囉

1358
01:28:46,947 --> 01:28:50,500
拜託，她唱得一點都不好

1359
01:28:50,743 --> 01:28:52,669
是啊，遜斃了

1360
01:29:51,512 --> 01:29:53,647
大家好嗎？

1361
01:29:58,477 --> 01:30:00,570
愛希…愛希…

1362
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:03,615
有夠勁爆吧？

1363
01:30:04,483 --> 01:30:08,528
一位正港的搖滾巨星誕生了

1364
01:30:08,529 --> 01:30:11,206
你臉上有幾根刺

1365
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,794
他也許是個小不點

1366
01:30:24,795 --> 01:30:27,431
但是他有大大的才華

1367
01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:30,842
請大家用掌聲歡迎麥可！

1368
01:30:30,843 --> 01:30:32,677
你跑回來幹嘛？

1369
01:30:32,678 --> 01:30:33,678
安啦

1370
01:30:33,679 --> 01:30:36,514
我要讓你們見識真正的歌手

1371
01:30:36,515 --> 01:30:38,400
看好囉

1372
01:31:09,548 --> 01:31:11,090
老大，是他耶

1373
01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:12,809
那是麥可

1374
01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,811
我真是以你為傲

1375
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:07,155
慘了

1376
01:32:15,948 --> 01:32:17,749
有沒有搞錯？

1377
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,907
我沒看到逃犯，終止追捕行動

1378
01:33:09,001 --> 01:33:12,220
那隻小老鼠真會唱歌

1379
01:33:12,629 --> 01:33:14,714
謝謝，謝謝大家

1380
01:33:14,715 --> 01:33:16,674
你們真給面子

1381
01:33:16,675 --> 01:33:18,092
我臉都紅了

1382
01:33:18,093 --> 01:33:20,011
夠了，我承受不起

1383
01:33:20,012 --> 01:33:21,396
繼續呀

1384
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,180
我最好回去了

1385
01:33:23,181 --> 01:33:25,891
他們會懷疑我去了哪裡

1386
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:27,569
你會來看我吧？

1387
01:33:27,686 --> 01:33:29,112
一定會的啊

1388
01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:32,324
再見了，兒子

1389
01:33:42,659 --> 01:33:46,078
這是今晚最後一位表演者

1390
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:48,623
請用掌聲歡迎她上臺

1391
01:33:48,624 --> 01:33:51,167
這是她的第一次現場演出

1392
01:33:51,168 --> 01:33:52,177
米娜！

1393
01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:56,681
米娜？

1394
01:33:57,174 --> 01:33:58,808
她上不上臺？

1395
01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:01,853
怎麼了？沒事吧？

1396
01:34:02,721 --> 01:34:04,356
我動不了

1397
01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:07,025
我超害怕的

1398
01:34:09,186 --> 01:34:10,987
把手給我，妹仔

1399
01:34:13,106 --> 01:34:14,190
深呼吸

1400
01:34:14,191 --> 01:34:17,068
記得我跟妳說過的話

1401
01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:22,281
只要妳開口唱歌就不會再害怕

1402
01:34:22,282 --> 01:34:23,783
米娜！　　-米娜！

1403
01:34:23,784 --> 01:34:24,876
米娜！

1404
01:34:27,746 --> 01:34:29,422
真是不好意思

1405
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:34,594
好吧

1406
01:34:41,093 --> 01:34:42,727
唱吧

1407
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:45,146
好吧

1408
01:35:17,254 --> 01:35:20,765
“米娜好棒棒”

1409
01:36:22,319 --> 01:36:24,820
大夥兒，咱們可以談談

1410
01:36:24,821 --> 01:36:27,373
大家可以講道理嘛

1411
01:36:31,745 --> 01:36:33,171
快上車

1412
01:36:33,747 --> 01:36:35,090
謝啦，甜心

1413
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:38,134
好險哦　　-是啊

1414
01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:39,612
一起唱

1415
01:38:21,146 --> 01:38:22,989
她做到了　　-妳做到了

1416
01:38:23,064 --> 01:38:24,532
快上臺吧

1417
01:38:33,491 --> 01:38:36,669
老爸，真希望你能看到

1418
01:38:54,179 --> 01:38:55,480
“SFJ銀行所有”

1419
01:38:55,513 --> 01:38:56,814
“售出”

1420
01:38:56,848 --> 01:39:00,151
“買賣合約  娜娜努度曼”

1421
01:39:52,487 --> 01:39:54,571
“重新盛大開幕”

1422
01:39:54,572 --> 01:39:56,573
大家準備好了嗎？

1423
01:39:56,574 --> 01:40:00,119
大大小小的動物

1424
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:04,757
歡迎光臨全新的穆恩劇場！

1425
01:47:51,466 --> 01:47:52,767
Mandarin Traditional