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(CHUCKLES) Illuminat...

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(CLEARS THROAT) illuminat...

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(GIGGLES) 

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(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Illuminat...

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(FARTS) 

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(SNIFFS AND GROANS) 

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(GIGGLES) illumination!

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(FARTS , GROANING) 

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The year was 1985,

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and the number one show on TV was...

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Evil Bratt!

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the show starred young balthazar bratt as a child prodigy

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and criminal mastermind bent on world domination.

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(LAUGHING) there he is! get him!

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(ALL GRUNTING) 

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I've been a bad boy!

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Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s,

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striking a chord with audiences all over the world.

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(BOTH CHEERING) 

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(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING) there he is! get him!

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but it all came to an end in season 3, when...

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I've been a bad boy!

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the young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt.

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Boy? Ugh!

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The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him

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and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral,

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starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV.

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What are you looking at?

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leading us all to wonder,

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(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING) where is he now?

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(CHUCKLING) 

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You know what, Clive?

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Playing a villain on TV was fun,

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but being one in real life is even better.

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Heist music!

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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) Here it comes.

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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) what? clive, what are you doing?

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How is that heist music?

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Sorry. My bad.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 

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(GRUNTS) ew!

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(GROANS) 

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Mommy!

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(GROANS) stop or i'll...

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(ALARM BLARING) 

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Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kind of monster!

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Wait! That's not a monster.

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That's a man wearing shoulder pads!

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There's only one supervillain

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whose fashion sense is quite that dated.

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Balthazar Bratt.

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Blast it! The Dumont Diamond is on that ship.

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I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately!

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(MINIONS LAUGHING) 

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We're already here. Agents Grucy are closing fast.

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Yes! Wait. What did you call us?

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Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it.

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Oh! I like it, but not a lot.

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I don't like it.

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Stop! On the ground!

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(BOTH YELP AND GRUNT) 

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(CHUCKLES) 

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(AGENTS CLAMORING) 

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Go, go, go!

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(ALL SCREAM) eh?

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(LAUGHS) too late again, gru!

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Wha?

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He's getting away!

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That's what he thinks.

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(MINIONS WHOOPING) 

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Go! Go! Go...

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(GRUNTS) go! go! go! go! go!

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I don't think we can make it, Gru!

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We can make it!

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No, we can't!

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Ahh!

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Get ready!

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(GRU AND MINIONS SCREAMING) Get ready for...

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(GROANS) hey. how you doing?

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(COUGHING , GIRL GASPS) 

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(SPEAKING MINIONESE) are you okay?

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(CHUCKLES) you guys are so cute.

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Go get him, Gru-Gru!

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Hello, Gru.

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How's your transition coming?

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You know, from world's worst villain

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to world's worst agent?

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Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV.

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Oh, that's right. You were! But then you got canceled!

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(CHUCKLES) ha-ha!

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What? Oh, girls! Oh!

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(GRUNTING) 

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) Dance fight!

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(SCATTING) 

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(CHUCKLES) Ow!

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(LAUGHS) 

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Alpha Team, the diamond is secure. Come and pick up the package.

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copy that. alpha team in approach.

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Gru!

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Did you actually think I was unconscious?

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Huh! It's called acting, hoser.

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(SCREAMING) 

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(PLAYING KEYTAR) 

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(GRU CONTINUES SCREAMING) 

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I've been a bad boy!

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(CACKLES) 

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freeze! don't move!

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Son of a Betamax!

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(YELLING) go, go! get him!

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he's getting away!

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This isn't over, Gru.

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You hear me? This is not over.

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Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond.

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(LAUGHS) 

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(SINGING) happy birthday to you

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Happy birthday to...

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Happy birthday, dear Dan

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Happy birthday to you

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(BOTH LAUGHING) 

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(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

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(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 

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(PEOPLE YELPING) 

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(GRU GROANING) 

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How is this possible? How?

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(GRU LAUGHS) 

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And it's not just that he got away,

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it is he's so smug about it.

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Ooh, I've been a bad boy!

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Gah! Edna, hey! Looking hot today.

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Got cats on you.

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And it was so humiliating, dangling there in the bubble-gum Speedo.

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And I didn't have time to go to the gym this week,

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and I had a big breakfast. And was feeling a little bloated.

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You know what? He's not even worth talking about.

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I don't even want to waste another breath about the guy.

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And another thing!

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Next time I see Bratt, I will moonwalk all over his stupid face!

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(MIMICS DANCING) 

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Thank you all for coming at such short notice.

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It is with great sadness that I inform you that, as of today,

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I am retiring as head of the AVL.

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(ALL GASP) 

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Oh, no!

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Your new leader is coming directly from head office.

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Effective immediately.

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She is the very gifted,

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very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci.

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As I look out over all your faces,

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I am flooded with so many memories.

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Oh, boy! This is a snooze fest!

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Excuse me, this is my last...

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Blah, blah, blah! We understand.

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You're old, you're fat, you're done.

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(GRUNTING) let me breathe in.

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(SILAS GROANS , ALL GASP) 

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(CHUCKLES) ooh, broke a little sweat, there.

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(CLEARS THROAT) first order of business,

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which one of you losers is Agent Gru?

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Oh, that would be me.

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Although, I don't know if I'd say loser, per se.

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(GASPS , CELL PHONE RINGING) kind of is...

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(GRUNTS) 

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Oh, it's the girls!

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Not a good time.

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(GASPS) Hey! Ahh!

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yes, sir! uh...

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Ma'am? You're making me nervous.

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How could you let Balthazar Bratt,

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the AVL's most wanted villain,

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just get away?

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That is the opposite of what we do here!

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Okay, okay.

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Yes, maybe he got away. Again.

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But he didn't get the diamond.

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And I am this close to bringing him in.

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This close.

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Huh. Interesting.

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(GASPS) You're fired!

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what?

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That's totally not fair. Gru is a great agent!

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You know what? If you fire him,

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you're gonna have to fire me, sister-sister.

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And do you really wanna do that?

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(BOTH SCREAMING) Do ya?

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no, no, no!

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(GRU GRUNTING) 

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Well, I guess she did.

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Honey, you didn't have to do that.

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I know how much you love your job.

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Well, I love other things more.

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You know, we're gonna have to tell the girls.

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Can you do it?

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The whole mom thing is still kind of new to me.

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Oh, sure.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Huh?

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psst!

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(BOTH YELLING) 

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Hello?

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(ALL CRYING OUT) 

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(GIRLS CHUCKLING) 

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aloha!

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oh!

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This is unexpected.

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Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...

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We made you dinner!

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It's a luau!

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We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles!

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Oh! Yay! Yay!

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(SINGING IN MINIONESE) 

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(CLEARS THROAT) the soup of the day.

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Madame and Monsieur.

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The gummy bears were my idea.

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Mmm! Looks too good to even eat.

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(CHUCKLES) am i right?

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But I made it for you. Oh.

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(MUFFLED GROAN) mmm-mmm-mmm!

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Good soup! I love the combination

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of gummy bears

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and meat.

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(SPUTTERS) 

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I'm gonna hold it in my mouth.

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'Cause it's so good, I don't wanna swallow it.

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So, how was work?

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Ooh, did you take that guy down? Did anything explode?

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Well, actually,

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today, Lucy and I were invited to not work

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at the AVL anymore.

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(UKULELE STRING SNAPS , GASPS) no!

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You got fired?

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Oh, no! No, no, no.

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(LAUGHS) 

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(GIRLS GASP) yes.

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But don't worry.

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I'm sure we'll get new jobs. Real soon.

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(SCOFFS) even better ones.

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What's better than being super-cool secret agents?

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Ooh, I know! You could gamble online!

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That's what Katie's dad does.

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Okay. We will definitely look into that.

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That's a good suggestion.

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And let's not go over to Katie's house anymore.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING) 

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Hmm?

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(GRU GRUNTS , CELL PHONE RINGING) 

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guys! shh! i don't think you heard me right.

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No, no, no.

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This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.

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(MINIONS GROAN) 

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(GRUNTS AND SPEAKS MINIONESE) 

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Okay, all right. I get it.

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Look, I know it's been a little tough lately.

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Especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbonite.

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(DRILL WHIRRING , GROANS) 

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But our life of crime is over!

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(SIGHS) 

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(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

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(ALL CHEERING) 

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(ALL BOOING) 

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(ALL CHEERING) 

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(ALL GROANING) 

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(ALL CHEERING) 

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(ALL GROANING) 

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(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

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(ALL CHANTING IN MINIONESE) 

266
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,960
Guys, listen to me! Read my lips!

267
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,147
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

268
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,694
(ALL LAUGH) 

269
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,074
What? What?

270
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,415
Oh... What did I say? It's not comquit?

271
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,077
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Ah, okay.

272
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,685
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) whoa, whoa, whoa!

273
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:23,531
Don't take that tone with me! We're not going back to villainy.

274
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,585
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

275
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,960
Yes! And I don't want to hear another word about it.

276
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,598
(ALL BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 

277
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:36,159
Look, if you guys don't stop right now, there will be consequences.

278
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,640
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

279
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:41,674
Hey! Don't say anything you're going to regret.

280
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,186
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

281
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,552
What? You quit?

282
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,553
You're serious? Come on!

283
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,970
(GRUNTING) 

284
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,449
(CHUCKLING) 

285
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,549
(CHUCKLING) dave! jerry!

286
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,209
Great news, guys. You have been promoted.

287
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,310
You're in charge now. Huh? Not bad.

288
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,564
(BOTH LAUGH) 

289
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,713
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

290
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,649
(SIGHS LOUDLY) 

291
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,749
Jeesh!

292
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,980
(GUARD GASPS) 

293
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,003
(GRUNTS) ah, monsieur pompeux!

294
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,348
of the world's foremost gem expert?

295
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,503
The chief of police sent me.

296
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,589
He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt,

297
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,290
the Dumont Diamond was replaced with a phony.

298
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,532
(ALL GASP) 

299
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,253
(SNIFFING) 

300
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,111
Ooh, la-la!

301
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,312
You have been duped!

302
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,449
(GASPS) what? we have?

303
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,690
Yes.

304
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,061
(GRUNTS , GASPS) By me!

305
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,481
But, what is...

306
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,294
(GRUNTS AND GASPS) 

307
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,991
(GROANING) Oh, no! Help!

308
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,115
(CACKLING) 

309
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,588
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 

310
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,052
(CHUCKLES) ooh!

311
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,806
I've been a bad boy!

312
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,648
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH) Or should I say...

313
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,568
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) 

314
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,530
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 

315
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,349
Oh!

316
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,468
(SNORING) 

317
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,053
(CHIMING) 

318
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,694
Hey, Gru.

319
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,195
What you doing down here?

320
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,819
Oh, nothing. Just thinking.

321
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,411
You okay?

322
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,122
Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

323
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,843
(SIGHS) it's just...

324
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,405
I don't know. I guess I just feel like

325
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,604
a failure.

326
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,382
Like I don't have a purpose anymore.

327
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,483
Hey, mister, you are not a failure.

328
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,219
If only I could have nailed Bratt.

329
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,394
So many times, I almost had him.

330
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,646
But now I'll never get the chance,

331
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,814
'cause I have been kicked to the curb.

332
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,399
Gru, you've got to let this go.

333
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,151
It's time to look forward.

334
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,192
Things will get better. I promise.

335
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,624
(GRU SIGHS) 

336
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,377
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

337
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,485
Excuse me.

338
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,952
Pardon me, young people?

339
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,882
Would you tell me how to get to this address?

340
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,369
(STAMMERING) 

341
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,684
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

342
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,666
I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.

343
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,192
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

344
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,277
(BLOWING RASPBERRY) 

345
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,898
(ALL CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) 

346
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,180
(GRUNTING) 

347
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,707
Idiots.

348
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,104
(GROWLING) 

349
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,749
no! kyle!

350
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,934
Stop! Kyle, let go!

351
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,219
You've got to be kidding me!

352
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,303
Lucy, did you...

353
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,305
he helps you if you have nightmares.

354
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,641
And he's really good to snuggle with.

355
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,101
(SNIFFLES) Oh, no, no, no. Agnes! Agnes!

356
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,478
so take good care of him.

357
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,021
(CHUCKLES) thank you!

358
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,582
Agnes, what are you doing?

359
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,776
You sold your unicorn?

360
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,137
Well, I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job.

361
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,017
I got two whole dollars for it.

362
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,764
(BOTH SIGH , FRITZ CLEARING THROAT) 

363
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,163
Uh, excuse me?

364
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,998
Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.

365
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,791
Yes, but this will only take a...

366
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,419
Hey, eyebrows, get off the lawn.

367
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,670
(SIGHS) yeah, but...

368
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,046
Hey, could you...

369
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,007
Oh, uh, of course.

370
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,509
Now, as I was saying, I...

371
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,677
(SQUEALS) Uh... Oh.

372
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,158
goodbye!

373
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,163
(CHUCKLES) 

374
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,855
Listen, Agnes, you don't need to worry. We're going to be fine.

375
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,023
For real?

376
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,191
For real.

377
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,401
Now, come on, let's pack this stuff up.

378
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,482
ow! ow! seriously?

379
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,781
Buddy, you're not getting the hint.

380
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,922
Excuse me, Mr. Gru,

381
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,916
but I really must have a word with you.

382
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,705
How do you know my name?

383
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,042
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Fritz.

384
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,223
(KYLE BITES , GROANING) ow!

385
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,212
(GROWLING) good puppy.

386
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:41,513
And I am inquiring on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.

387
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,384
He needs your help.

388
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,011
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) What? Twin brother?

389
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,792
twin brother?

390
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,473
Oh, ja.

391
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,726
He would like to fly you to Freedonia to meet him.

392
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,771
Your father has recently passed away and...

393
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,552
(LAUGHS) okay, cuckoo.

394
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,901
I'm sorry, but my dad died when I was a baby,

395
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,570
and I don't have any brother. You got the wrong guy.

396
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:06,211
Really? Well, then, how do you explain this?

397
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,714
(GRU STAMMERS) 

398
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,698
(MAN HUMMING) 

399
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,285
(CHUCKLING) bellissimo!

400
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,166
(GRU'S MOM LAUGHING) 

401
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,421
Oh, hello, Gru.

402
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,902
Hi, Mom.

403
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,718
It's important to keep active in one's golden years.

404
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,899
(CHUCKLES , GURGLING) oh!

405
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,104
There you are, you cutie, you.

406
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,487
(CHUCKLES) oh!

407
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,970
Uh, these are my diving instructors.

408
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,245
Vincenzo und Paolo.

409
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,211
(GROWLS AND LAUGHS) 

410
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,228
(SIGHS) Ciao, boys.

411
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,538
so, what do you want?

412
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,789
Mom, do I have a twin brother?

413
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,202
Ah! How did you find out? Who told you?

414
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,620
Wait, what? It's true?

415
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,664
You never told me I had a brother!

416
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:58,251
And you told me that Dad died of disappointment when I was born.

417
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,112
(STUTTERS) ja, ja. that was the agreement.

418
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:05,119
Agreement? What are you talking about?

419
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,517
(SIGHS) 

420
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,972
Shortly after you and your brother were born,

421
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,266
your father and I divorced.

422
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,644
We each took one son to raise on our own

423
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:20,225
and promised never to see each other again.

424
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,417
(CHUCKLING) obviously,

425
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,774
I got second pick.

426
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,510
I have a brother!

427
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,168
Hey, girls! How are things in Row B, huh?

428
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,795
I put together some fun activities for the trip!

429
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,536
Who is up for some gin rummy?

430
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,543
Yeah, um...

431
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,802
We're good.

432
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,343
Oh, okay.

433
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,182
I'll just sit here and play solitaire.

434
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,963
I hope I win.

435
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,395
I wonder what Dru will be like. Ooh!

436
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,022
Maybe we'll have the twin thing

437
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,275
when you can read each other's minds, no?

438
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,860
(CHUCKLES) How cool would that be?

439
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,761
um, super cool!

440
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,871
(MINION LAUGHING) 

441
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,112
(SIGHS , SHUTTER CLICKS) ooh!

442
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,146
(GRUNTING) 

443
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,661
(BOTH SHRIEK) 

444
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,469
(AGNES WHOOPING) 

445
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,800
freedonia! freedonia! freedonia!

446
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,386
(SNORTING) hi, piggy, piggy!

447
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,887
(GASPS) whoa! look at that house!

448
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,863
It's like a castle!

449
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,730
Ugh. What's with all the pigs?

450
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,191
This is the family business.

451
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:49,012
The largest pig farm in the whole of Freedonia.

452
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:49,737
(SNORTS , GASPS) 

453
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,638
(GROANS) okay, nice pig.

454
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,736
No! That's my private part!

455
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,962
(SQUEALING , SCREAMING) 

456
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,404
this pig has issues!

457
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,250
(MINIONS EXCLAIMING) please, come in.

458
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,420
(GIRLS GIGGLING) 

459
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,861
(SCREAMING , FRITZ GRUNTS) 

460
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,991
(SIGHS AND GASPS) 

461
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,127
Oh, this is amazing!

462
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,810
Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel! But with pigs.

463
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,362
(DRU LAUGHING) 

464
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,431
My brother!

465
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,439
my brother!

466
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:33,854
Gru!

467
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,106
(LAUGHING) Dru!

468
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,727
(GRUNTING) brother! i am hugging you!

469
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,034
I'm so happy!

470
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:53,301
After all of these years, finally I'm meeting you!

471
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,178
Yup. All right. Good.

472
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,199
Oh, look at that.

473
00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,099
You must be the beautiful wife.

474
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,940
(CHUCKLES) beautiful? oh!

475
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,145
Stop it. Sweet talker.

476
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,189
How is my brother finding a wife like you

477
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,982
(LAUGHS) when he is so bald?

478
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,643
(GRUNTING) i'm joking!

479
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,215
(GIGGLING) 

480
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,676
(WHOOPING) these must be my nieces!

481
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,969
(GASPS) you're agnes! you are small with big eyes.

482
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,370
And it makes me wanna put you into my pocket.

483
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,164
You can't do that!

484
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,885
I'm too big.

485
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:29,287
Edith! I can tell that you are a little mischievous.

486
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,673
We're gonna have to make a little trouble later.

487
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,574
(LAUGHS) i already have!

488
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,660
Ow! Ow! Please!

489
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,632
Why are you doing that? Ow!

490
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:42,907
Fist bump for mischievous behavior!

491
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:46,332
And Margo. Oh, you are so mature!

492
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,915
I'm guessing... Mmm... 15?

493
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,329
15?

494
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:54,309
She's 12. She looks 12 and will always be 12.

495
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,115
So, Dru, this place is amazing!

496
00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:01,202
I mean, you just walk through the doors and you're like...

497
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,555
(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS) 

498
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,538
Oh, it's nice, I guess, sure.

499
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,159
I'm not really into things.

500
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,212
this is so cool! agnes: look at that!

501
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,589
oh, my gosh! he's even got a helicopter!

502
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,610
this is the best!

503
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,599
Yes, the best!

504
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,303
(WHISPERS) all right, let's go home now.

505
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,596
Home? Why?

506
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:24,183
I don't know. This guy with the mansion and the cars

507
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:28,724
and all of the hair, with the silky smooth, luxurious hair.

508
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,399
I feel worse than I did before I came.

509
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,569
But he's your brother, Gru. Give this a chance.

510
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:35,945
Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I

511
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,905
catch up on some brother stuff,

512
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,575
you girls should go with Fritz. He has a surprise for you!

513
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,076
yay! awesome!

514
00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,452
I love surprises!

515
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,496
Oh, this is perfect! Mother-daughter bonding time.

516
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,540
Let's do it! Woot-woot!

517
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,921
Bye! You boys have fun!

518
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,463
(LAUGHS) whoopi!

519
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,092
now you can be as evil as balthazar bratt

520
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,595
with the Evil Bratt action figure.

521
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:04,116
Featuring music-activated breakdance mode.

522
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:08,021
Also featuring bubblegum-launching shoulderpads!

523
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,912
And the all-new Mega Diamond Laser!

524
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,776
No more math!

525
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,977
I've been a bad boy!

526
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,515
(LAUGHS) 

527
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,617
the mega diamond laser does not actually incinerate books.

528
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:25,286
(SIGHS) how could hollywood cancel a show

529
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:28,447
that produced toys like this, Clive?

530
00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:31,000
Evil Bratt was a masterpiece!

531
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,753
Does no one value true art anymore?

532
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:36,130
It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.

533
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:39,842
Well, now that I've got the diamond, it's payback time.

534
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,679
Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me.

535
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,432
Oh, wait! No, it's not. I hate that dweeb!

536
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,267
And you, Hollywood!

537
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,948
This time, I'm canceling you

538
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:54,621
and all the losers who rejected me!

539
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,471
(EVIL LAUGHTER) 

540
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:01,822
Oh, piggy, piggy!

541
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,409
So, how are things going for you career-wise?

542
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,610
(CHUCKLES) great! so, so great!

543
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,248
Crushing it.

544
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,708
Well, I've got something that I think

545
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,569
you will find very interesting.

546
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,746
Hold onto your face, brother.

547
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,237
(CHUCKLING , CLICK) 

548
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,073
(METALLIC THUDDING) 

549
00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:26,942
(BOTH YELLING) 

550
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,803
Yee-haw! Yah, yah!

551
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,916
(GRUNTING) 

552
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,259
(PIG SQUEALING) 

553
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,904
(DRU CONTINUES SCREAMING) 

554
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,498
(GRUNTS) ow!

555
00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:44,236
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

556
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,454
(SQUEALS) 

557
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,935
(GROANING) 

558
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,767
(CHUCKLING , GRU GASPS) Come on! Come on!

559
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,229
What is all this?

560
00:29:56,712 --> 00:30:01,252
the pig farm was just a cover for the real family business.

561
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,495
(LAUGHING AND SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

562
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,936
Now, feast your eyes on

563
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,387
Dad's lair!

564
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,320
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

565
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,961
So, our dad was a villain?

566
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,947
No, no, no, not just a villain.

567
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,868
One of the greatest of all time!

568
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,622
He was known as the Bald Terror!

569
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,198
That's him? Our dad?

570
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:39,587
He was so proud of you. And what a great villain you were.

571
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,008
(GASPS) he was?

572
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:44,155
But me, eh, not so much.

573
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,666
To Dad, I was just a failure.

574
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,893
He never thought I had what it took to be a villain.

575
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:57,354
But now, you can help me prove him wrong!

576
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,044
Brother,

577
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,181
teach me the art of villainy!

578
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,112
No.

579
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,114
No, no, no. I can't do that.

580
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:09,825
(STUTTERING) what? but it's our family tradition!

581
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,119
You can't say no to that!

582
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,746
Look, I'm sorry.

583
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,041
I left that life behind me. End of story.

584
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,222
Oh.

585
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,142
Okay. I understand.

586
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,370
Hmm! I wonder what this does.

587
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,218
(SHRIEKING) 

588
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,024
Holy moley!

589
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,285
Dad's villain wheels!

590
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,566
Pretty slick, huh?

591
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:51,594
Hey, you wanna take her out for a spin? Just for some fun?

592
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,068
Mmm!

593
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,175
(DRU WHOOPING) 

594
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,636
(YELPING) oh, oh, oh! look out!

595
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,223
(GRU GRUNTING) 

596
00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,074
(LAUGHS) 

597
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,632
What a beautiful day!

598
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:09,373
Zero to 400 in three seconds.

599
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,137
Able to withstand a nuclear blast.

600
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,278
Armed to the teeth.

601
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,641
(CHUCKLES) okay, that's pretty nice.

602
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,949
And it's a hybrid. Look out!

603
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,104
(SCREAMING) 

604
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,115
(BOTH SCREAMING) 

605
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,967
(GRU GRUNTING) 

606
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,166
(SCREAMING) 

607
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,232
Help me!

608
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,845
I am not enjoying this.

609
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,464
(DRU CACKLES) 

610
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,342
(MEN SINGING) 

611
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,687
Whoa! What is going on here?

612
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:05,566
Welcome to the annual Freedonian Cheese Festival.

613
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:06,747
(CROWD CHEERING) Go!

614
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:14,066
(GASPS) look, look! look at all the candies!

615
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,151
(CHUCKLING) whoa! eep, eep, eep!

616
00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:20,731
Lucy, can we get these? Please.

617
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,674
(SIGHS) 

618
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,971
(CHUCKLES) Aw! Oh, man!

619
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,297
no, i don't. get as many as you want. i don't care.

620
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,078
Yay! Awesome!

621
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,793
Uh... What?

622
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:35,638
Well, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know?

623
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,181
Moms need to be tough.

624
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,225
Right, right. Tough. Good one.

625
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,601
I can totally do that.

626
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,811
You know, still figuring out this mom thing.

627
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,432
(AGNES SCREAMS) gettin' my sea legs, matey!

628
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:47,549
It's a unicorn!

629
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:55,652
Can we go in there? Please, please, please!

630
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,961
(MEN GROANING) 

631
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,871
Um... Sure! Yeah! You know, but first let's...

632
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,772
(GASPS) um... oh, look!

633
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,292
It's a traditional Freedonian dance.

634
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,211
(SINGING) How amazing does that look?

635
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,472
say, say, say cheese!

636
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,123
Cheese! I love this.

637
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,970
The little girls go and get the cheese from the little boys.

638
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,931
That's adorable!

639
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:24,144
Aw, look at that poor little guy. With his little boots.

640
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,225
Nobody picked him.

641
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,566
Oh, Margo, why don't you go up there?

642
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:29,733
No way!

643
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:30,985
Okay.

644
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,486
Wait a minute.

645
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,654
No!

646
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,990
Go take a bite of his cheese, young lady.

647
00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,951
Right now! What?

648
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,494
I'm being tougher, you know? Like you said.

649
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,664
No! I meant be tougher on them. Not me!

650
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:47,167
Oh, come on, just do it. What's the worst that could happen?

651
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,528
Mmm...

652
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:50,762
(GASPS DEEPLY) Fine.

653
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,416
Wow!

654
00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,166
Hey, there. I'm Margo.

655
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,961
Hello, Margo!

656
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,767
I am Niko.

657
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,748
Would you like some of my cheese?

658
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,564
(SINGING) Mmm...

659
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:09,690
(WHOOPING) say, say, say cheese!

660
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:12,671
yes! thank you, margo. thank you!

661
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,363
(CHUCKLES) bam! i am a great mother!

662
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,944
Did you see that, girls? I laid down the...

663
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,369
Oh, no! Where are they?

664
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,510
Oh... Agnes? Edith?

665
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,902
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) hello.

666
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,639
(GASPS) look! a unicorn horn!

667
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,845
My little brain is going to explode!

668
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:41,986
(GROANS) agnes, that's fake.

669
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,930
(CHUCKLING) 

670
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,027
(GASPS) It's real, all right.

671
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:49,647
That horn came from the Crooked Forest.

672
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:53,648
The only place on earth where unicorns still live.

673
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,798
(ALL PATRONS LAUGH) 

674
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,315
(SPITS) huh!

675
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,868
(MIMICS LAUGHING) laugh, laugh, all of you.

676
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,080
They all think I'm crazy.

677
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:09,241
But I'm telling you, I saw one once.

678
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,377
With my own eye.

679
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:14,922
Wait, wait, wait. You saw a for-real live unicorn?

680
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,256
(GASPS) what did it look like?

681
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,467
Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy?

682
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,308
Was it fluffy?

683
00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:23,574
It was so fluffy,

684
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,183
(SIGHS) i thought i was gonna die.

685
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,561
Mmm! Do you think maybe I could find one, too?

686
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,439
Oh! They say if a maiden pure of heart

687
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,608
goes into the Crooked Forest,

688
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:37,649
the unicorn will come and be hers.

689
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,093
Forever.

690
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:41,975
Hmm...

691
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,871
(AGNES SQUEALING , GLASS SHATTERS) 

692
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,231
(GASPS) agnes!

693
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,644
(GRUNTING) 

694
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,095
Goal!

695
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,605
(BOTH SOBBING) excuse me.

696
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,134
Girls, don't worry. I'm here.

697
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:01,915
(PANTING) are you okay?

698
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,679
Yeah, we're fine.

699
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,160
Are you?

700
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,932
(GROANING) Unicorns are really real!

701
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,313
and i'm gonna find one!

702
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,148
Sorry. Went a little mama bear on ya.

703
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,024
(PATRONS GROANING) You know, I heard a scream and...

704
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,705
yeah, okay, have a good one.

705
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,741
(GRUMBLING) Wait for me here.

706
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,482
stop that! ah! you kicked me.

707
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:31,069
(ALARM BLARING) hey! hey! what are you doing?

708
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,501
Did you just steal candies? Yes!

709
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:37,962
That's a lot of effort for two lollipops.

710
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,675
(SIRENS BLARING , BLOWING WHISTLE) 

711
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,872
(BELLS CHIMING) 

712
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,178
Oh, no! The police!

713
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,180
What do we do? What do we do?

714
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,981
Come on! This is gonna be fun!

715
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,951
(POLICEMEN CLAMORING) 

716
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,612
(SHRIEKS) the police are gonna get us! i'm freaking out!

717
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:02,913
Pigs!

718
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,084
(CLAMORING) cops!

719
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,284
(POLICEMEN GROANING) 

720
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,611
(LAUGHS) 

721
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,357
(WHISTLE BLOWS) whoa! they're back!

722
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,946
All right!

723
00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,495
(POLICEMEN CLAMORING) 

724
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,729
(BOTH LAUGHING) 

725
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,891
Oh, man, that was crazy!

726
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:52,830
We were so close to getting busted.

727
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:53,997
Tell me about it.

728
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,834
I thought you were going to pee your pants.

729
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,195
(BOTH LAUGH) i did!

730
00:38:58,211 --> 00:38:59,691
you did!

731
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:04,217
(MINIONS GROANING) 

732
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:08,429
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

733
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,390
(STOMACH GROWLING) 

734
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,308
pizza! pizza! pizza!

735
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,622
(GASPS) 

736
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,658
Hey! What are you doing?

737
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:31,919
Intruders! Intruders!

738
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,001
(DOGS BARKING) there they are! stop!

739
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,544
Hey, you, don't move!

740
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:41,845
(MINIONS SCREAMING) Halt!

741
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,428
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) Call for backup!

742
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,356
(AUDIENCE GASPS) 

743
00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,672
(AUDIENCE MURMURING INDISTINCTLY) 

744
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,458
Ooh, uh...

745
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,765
(MUSIC PLAYING) 

746
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,068
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

747
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:18,823
(SINGING IN MINIONESE) 

748
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,401
(SIGHS) 

749
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,294
(ALL SINGING IN MINIONESE) 

750
00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,576
Get 'em! Go! Go!

751
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:57,098
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 

752
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,925
(ALL PANTING) 

753
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,717
(JUDGES CHEERING) 

754
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,089
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 

755
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,177
GUARD 2: Hands in the air!

756
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,009
(SIGHS) 

757
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:47,318
Face it, Gru. Villainy is in your blood.

758
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:50,966
You can't tell me you don't miss the rush. A little?

759
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,092
(CHUCKLES) Uh...

760
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,927
eh, maybe a little.

761
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:57,868
And now you've got the chance to get back on top.

762
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:01,739
Become Gru again. How awesome would that be?

763
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,094
hmm.

764
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:07,348
Oh, please, come on. Just one heist.

765
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:12,156
There's got to be something out there, somewhere

766
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:15,025
(CLICKS TONGUE) that you still wanna steal.

767
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:18,452
huh.

768
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,454
There is something.

769
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,535
(GASPS) how about we steal

770
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:26,438
the largest diamond in the world?

771
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:28,736
Yes! I love it!

772
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,673
(WHOOPING) oh, thank you, brother!

773
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:35,014
Thank you from the bottoms of my heart.

774
00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:36,236
(BOTH LAUGH) 

775
00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:40,307
Oh, you know what? We should do something to celebrate!

776
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:41,391
(CHUCKLES) oh!

777
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,952
I've got the perfect idea.

778
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,804
(AGNES CHEWING LOUDLY) 

779
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:50,650
Fritz, my good fellow, could you get me another napkin, please?

780
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:53,511
Ah, yes. Of course, Miss Edith.

781
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,821
(AIR HORN TOOTING) 

782
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,422
(BOTH LAUGH) 

783
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,407
(CHUCKLING) 

784
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,203
Hey, where are Gru and Dru?

785
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,924
Here we are!

786
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:05,304
Oh, how's it going?

787
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,053
(BOTH SNICKER) 

788
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,281
It's me! Gru.

789
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,139
And me, Dru.

790
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:14,687
I hug everybody whether they like it or not.

791
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,970
Why are they pretending to be each other?

792
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:18,955
(SCOFFS) 

793
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:22,849
Ah! What's for dinner? I probably won't like it.

794
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,770
I'm so grumpy all the time. Hmm.

795
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:30,004
I laugh a lot. And I'm kind of an idiot!

796
00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,295
(BOTH LAUGH LOUDLY) 

797
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:39,312
(DRU AND GRU CONTINUE LAUGHING) 

798
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,369
Oh, I'm busting a gut!

799
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:45,230
Look at them! They had no idea!

800
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,083
total burn.

801
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,210
Oh, look, it's me, Gru!

802
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:53,131
And I'm Dru! We switched places!

803
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:56,091
Oh, it's so nice to see you two are getting along.

804
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,312
Oh, we're getting... Along perfectly.

805
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,096
Wait. Did we... Just finish...

806
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,222
Each... Other's...

807
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,483
(BOTH LAUGH) Sentences? Sentences?

808
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:07,310
Oh, that's delightful. Not creepy at all.

809
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,770
And you're gonna stop now though, right?

810
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,022
Sorry, it's a twin thing.

811
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,274
Uh-huh...

812
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:15,360
So, uh, what did you guys do today?

813
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,841
(AGNES CHEWING LOUDLY) nothing.

814
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:19,739
(PANTING) Okay. What does it...

815
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:21,280
all done!

816
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,244
Pardon me! Out of the way! Good night, everybody!

817
00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,997
Hey! Hey! Put the brakes on. What's the rush?

818
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,833
I need to get to bed so I can wake up and find a unicorn!

819
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,494
Good night!

820
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,462
What was that about?

821
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:38,341
Agnes thinks she's gonna find a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.

822
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,260
(SCOFFS) she's totally freaking out.

823
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,762
(SIGHS) i feel like someone's gotta tell her the truth.

824
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:44,183
Not it!

825
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:48,012
Oh, don't worry. Parenting 101. I got this.

826
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:51,771
um...

827
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,107
And please bless that when I find the unicorn

828
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:57,027
he'll want to come home with me, and sleep in my room.

829
00:44:57,028 --> 00:45:00,363
And that I can ride him to school every day.

830
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,950
And he'll use his magical powers to help me do math.

831
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,251
Amen.

832
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,581
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 

833
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,592
Oh, hi, Gru.

834
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:12,684
Hey. So, big day tomorrow.

835
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:18,572
Yeah, I'm finally gonna get to see a unicorn. For reals.

836
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,801
(GASPS) if i do, can i bring it home? please?

837
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:23,702
Oh, yeah. Sure.

838
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:28,642
Tell you what, every unicorn you find, you can bring it home.

839
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:31,683
I'd better build a big pen, right?

840
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:34,195
But, you know,

841
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:38,766
there's a chance that you might not find one.

842
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,477
(STAMMERING) Huh?

843
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:46,023
It might not be good unicorn-finding weather.

844
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:51,703
Um... They're tricky to find them.

845
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,393
And I don't know. Maybe...

846
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,594
Maybe unicorns

847
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:01,769
don't really

848
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:07,413
(CHUCKLES) explore that part of the woods.

849
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,123
(SNIFFLES) 

850
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:17,188
But the man said a maiden could find one if she was pure in heart.

851
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,931
And I'm pure in heart, right?

852
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,355
The purest.

853
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,213
(AGNES GRUNTS SOFTLY) 

854
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:30,203
Can we stop talking now? I need to get to sleep.

855
00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:31,705
Good night, sweetie.

856
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,666
Good night, Gru.

857
00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:36,802
(SINGING) unicorns, i love them

858
00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,346
Unicorns, I love them

859
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,621
(SCREAMS , THUDS) huh!

860
00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:45,466
I'm okay.

861
00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:50,571
(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 

862
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,136
Hey! Give that back!

863
00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:58,558
(ALL YELLING) 

864
00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:02,163
(ALL PRISONERS SCREAM) Oh, no! Run!

865
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:16,719
(MEN GROANING) 

866
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,847
We've been waiting a long time. Can we...

867
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,028
(LAUGHING) no!

868
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:33,926
(GASPS) no, please!

869
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:36,509
Gru?

870
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:39,132
Uh-oh!

871
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,127
(WHIMPERING) 

872
00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:52,507
Ha!

873
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,751
(SOBBING) 

874
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,540
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

875
00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:04,610
(LAUGHING) 

876
00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:09,282
(GRUNTING) 

877
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:14,839
(GASPS) huh?

878
00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,152
(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES) 

879
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:28,233
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

880
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,408
(SINGING) because i'm training for the big day

881
00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:43,447
Nobody's gonna stop me

882
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,446
Super sassy, super sassy

883
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,511
What's today's plan, boss?

884
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,180
(CHUCKLES) what's the plan? silly robot.

885
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,515
I'll show you the plan!

886
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,726
Time to watch a very special episode of Evil Bratt

887
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:02,967
to see exactly what I'm gonna do to stupid Tinseltown.

888
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,167
this week on evil bratt...

889
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,391
(ALL SCREAMING) 

890
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:12,782
Open fire!

891
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:15,223
I have him in my sights!

892
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:21,167
Nice try, coppers! Chew on this!

893
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:25,069
(OFFICER SCREAMS) 

894
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,045
He's shooting his super sticky,

895
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,047
self-inflating gum!

896
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,288
(GASPING) run!

897
00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:32,696
Gum one, gum all!

898
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,200
(CACKLING) 

899
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,598
(CHUCKLES) gum one, gum all.

900
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:40,419
Seriously, how did this show never win an Emmy?

901
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:46,096
And now, it's your turn to shine, my diamond!

902
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,414
Hey, Clive. I guess you could say our plan was

903
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:03,495
(EVIL LAUGHTER) out of this world!

904
00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:09,923
Now, that's entertainment!

905
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,904
Come on! Let's make it a reality!

906
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:19,599
Here we are, in the dark and creepy Crooked Forest

907
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,684
in search of the mythical unicorn.

908
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,269
For some reason.

909
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,648
And here she is! The fearless unicorn hunter seeking...

910
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,274
Edith, stop it!

911
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:30,527
You're gonna scare away the unicorn.

912
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,695
If, somehow, we actually find a unicorn,

913
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,822
I'm gonna film it and get rich.

914
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:36,783
(GASPS) look over there!

915
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,584
whoa!

916
00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:40,245
This is it!

917
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:42,330
This is where we're gonna see it.

918
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,711
unicorns, here we come.

919
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,668
What's that for?

920
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,269
Bait! Duh.

921
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,151
(YELPS) come on!

922
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:54,992
Now, all we have to do is wait.

923
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,474
Okay, this is Bratt's lair. It may not look like much,

924
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,351
but this place is armed with some of

925
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:05,311
the most high-tech weaponry known to man.

926
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,647
It's considered impenetrable.

927
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:10,817
But a piece of cake for us, right, brother?

928
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:14,278
Yes. This is not like stealing lollipops.

929
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,623
Whoa!

930
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:24,477
His security system can detect an air assault from any direction.

931
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,400
(SCREAMING) ouch! no! ouch!

932
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,476
Please, stop! Ouch!

933
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:33,661
(MUFFLED COUGH) 

934
00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:36,593
So we'll have to approach low and close to the water.

935
00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,254
Next. Ah...

936
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:42,056
Then there are these deadly spikes.

937
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,597
(CHUCKLING) geronimo!

938
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:48,385
covered with enough poison to blow your mind.

939
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:49,689
(LAUGHS) Literally.

940
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:50,990
ouch!

941
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,192
Ah, good to know.

942
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:56,953
So here's the plan. You're the getaway driver.

943
00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:59,073
(GASPS) so you'll wait in the boat...

944
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:01,242
Wait, hold on! Wait in the boat?

945
00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:04,223
(SCOFFS) but i wanna be in on the actions!

946
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:09,375
Dru, the getaway driver is the most crucial part of any plan.

947
00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:11,878
Do you know how hard it is

948
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,088
doing nothing, touching nothing

949
00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:17,133
when all of that adrenaline is coursing through your veins

950
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:18,801
and you must wait?

951
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,595
Can I count on you?

952
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,896
Yeah.

953
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,765
Ah, I guess so.

954
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:27,393
So, I'll climb up to the cube and enter here.

955
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,313
Then once I'm inside, find the diamond.

956
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:34,400
I've underestimated Bratt before. It's not going to be easy.

957
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,901
I think we can handle it.

958
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:42,909
Dad's villain suits! This will make us unstoppable!

959
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:45,078
Whoa! Ay, chihuahua!

960
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,339
I call the black one.

961
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,029
It's go time!

962
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,225
(DOORBELL RINGS) 

963
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,221
Hello.

964
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:04,472
Oh, hi!

965
00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:07,513
Hello, mother of Margo. I am Niko.

966
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:09,852
I present you with pig to confirm

967
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,713
(SQUEALS) my engagement to your daughter.

968
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:15,447
(LAUGHING) hey, what now?

969
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:18,111
What's going on? Uh, remember little boots?

970
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:21,272
Hello, my schmoopsie poo. Whoa, hey!

971
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,409
(CHUCKLES) he seems to think you're engaged.

972
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,744
What? We're not engaged.

973
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:31,457
Look, Niko, you seem like a very nice boy with a very nice pig.

974
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,198
Uh... But you're not engaged.

975
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,961
Okay? It's not happening.

976
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:38,744
I understand.

977
00:53:38,924 --> 00:53:40,466
Who was I kidding?

978
00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:44,011
A dumpling like me with a goddess like you.

979
00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:47,772
But I promise, I will never forget you, Margo.

980
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:49,794
Never.

981
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:53,896
Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't forget you either.

982
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:55,797
Bye. Bye, Niko.

983
00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:58,735
(CHUCKLES) wow! that was crazy. whoa!

984
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:01,070
That was totally humiliating.

985
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:04,157
Taking a bite of that cheese was the stupidest thing I've ever done.

986
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,658
Why did I listen to you?

987
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:08,519
(POUNDING ON DOOR) Right. But it's over now, so...

988
00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:11,042
(GASPS) oh! here we go. niko...

989
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:14,682
You refuse my son's engagement pig?

990
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:16,252
What?

991
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,921
May you and your daughter die a slow death

992
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:21,482
(BOTH SPIT) and be buried with onions.

993
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:23,309
(GASPS) 

994
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,677
All right, lady, that's it!

995
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:25,845
Nobody...

996
00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:29,186
Nobody curses my daughter! Ya got that?

997
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:33,519
Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me!

998
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,220
And I promise, you do not wanna mess with me.

999
00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:40,118
Do you understand me?

1000
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:41,277
(MUFFLED) yes. yes.

1001
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,118
Good. Now get!

1002
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:46,351
(SPEAKING IN FREEDONIAN) 

1003
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:51,031
Look, Margo, I think we just need to... Oh.

1004
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,571
(LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 

1005
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:54,957
(SIGHS HEAVILY) Yes!

1006
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,098
i have to tell gru!

1007
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,602
(DRU LAUGHING) 

1008
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,894
(YAWNING) can we go back now?

1009
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,935
Already? Just a couple more hours.

1010
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,274
We have to be home before it gets dark.

1011
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,415
(SIGHS) i don't understand.

1012
00:55:23,403 --> 00:55:25,822
I did exactly what the man said.

1013
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,200
You mean that one-eyed scar-faced man that everybody laughed at?

1014
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,536
Yeah, it makes no sense.

1015
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:34,397
(TWIG SNAPS , GASPS) Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...

1016
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:39,607
(RUSTLING) 

1017
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:48,878
Ooh, my whole life has been building to this moment.

1018
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:52,518
(SCREAMS) 

1019
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,751
(GASPS) um... it's a...

1020
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,416
(GIGGLING) unicorn!

1021
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,829
(BLEATING) i can't believe it!

1022
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:04,525
I'm gonna name you Lucky!

1023
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,168
(CHUCKLING) oh, lucky, stop it!

1024
00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:12,649
Yeah, I'll let someone else burst her bubble.

1025
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:22,044
Look at us! Two brothers pulling a heist!

1026
00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,922
And that diamond will make us the richest,

1027
00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,717
most powerful villains in the world!

1028
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,176
Right, brother?

1029
00:56:29,177 --> 00:56:31,437
Oh, right. Yep, yeah.

1030
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,472
Bravo! Bravissimo!

1031
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,062
You're amazing! I'm so sorry.

1032
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:41,731
I'm so embarrassed. I was very rude.

1033
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,566
And you were always such a gentleman. You did it!

1034
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:46,607
You did it! You got our jobs back!

1035
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,422
(CLEARS THROAT) what? oh, yeah, right. sure.

1036
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,838
Oh, look. We're here!

1037
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,047
(GROANS) i'm going in. take the wheel.

1038
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:08,132
I still don't see why I can't go with you.

1039
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:09,759
Hey, hey! We discussed this.

1040
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,345
Now is not the time to mess with the plan.

1041
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:13,646
Fine.

1042
00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:27,344
(MUFFLED) Ha-ha!

1043
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:28,903
hey, brother!

1044
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,822
What? I told you, you are supposed to stay with the boat!

1045
00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:35,034
Oh, I didn't think you meant that literally.

1046
00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:37,495
What other way could I have meant it?

1047
00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:41,076
(SIGHS) all right. let's move. just follow my lead.

1048
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,586
(GRUNTS) got it.

1049
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:44,710
(GRUNTING) Whoa!

1050
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:46,191
help me!

1051
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,214
Ow, ow, ow!

1052
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,775
Oh, no! The poison spikes!

1053
00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:53,144
(SCREAMS) I'm gonna be impaled!

1054
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:56,553
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) i'm okay.

1055
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,405
(SIGHS) i miss the minions.

1056
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:00,998
Come on!

1057
00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:03,834
(GROANING) 

1058
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,782
(GASPS) 

1059
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:08,153
(GRUNTING) Coming.

1060
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:13,732
(DRU PANTING) 

1061
00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:15,494
Coming.

1062
00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,101
(STRAINING) come on.

1063
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,499
(SCREAMS) 

1064
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,920
(GASPING) 

1065
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,713
(SCANNER TRILLING) it's a scanning device.

1066
00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:30,339
(PANTING) Quick! Camouflage mode.

1067
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,020
freeze! and close your eyes!

1068
00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:35,478
(DRU SQUEALS) And cover your mouth!

1069
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,066
(SIGHS) 

1070
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,991
(BOTH GRUNTING) Okay, take my hand.

1071
00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:53,071
(MUFFLED GRUNTING) 

1072
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,481
(EXHALES HEAVILY) 

1073
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:07,896
Ha-ha! Follow me.

1074
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,422
(CHUCKLES) 

1075
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,723
(YELPS) 

1076
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:17,366
(GRUNTING) 

1077
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:21,221
(SCREAMING) 

1078
00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:26,964
ha-ha!

1079
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,528
(DRU CONTINUES SCREAMING) 

1080
00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,483
(YELLS) look out!

1081
00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:37,144
(BOTH GRUNTING) 

1082
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:41,077
Oh, you were right. I should have stayed in the boat.

1083
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:43,758
My stomach feels all queasy.

1084
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,193
(GROANS) 

1085
00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:51,915
Hey, hey, relax. You're gonna be just fine.

1086
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,549
I got your back.

1087
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:02,886
Come on. This way.

1088
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,639
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1089
01:00:06,687 --> 01:00:08,887
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 

1090
01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,523
(GUARD SIGHS) 

1091
01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:20,492
(MINIONS GRUNTING) 

1092
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,375
Huh?

1093
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,046
Hmm?

1094
01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:49,933
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1095
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,979
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1096
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:01,361
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1097
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:05,390
(GRUNTING) 

1098
01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:11,162
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1099
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,759
(MUFFLED SPEECH) 

1100
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,611
(CHUCKLES) 

1101
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:24,217
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1102
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:32,736
(MINION YELLING) 

1103
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,691
looks like it's right above us.

1104
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:39,452
okay, what do i do? should i wait in the vent?

1105
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:44,521
(DRU STRAINING) 

1106
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,004
(SIGHS) 

1107
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:52,925
(GASPS) 

1108
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,386
(MUMBLES) dru, get off the bed!

1109
01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:58,682
Yes, I'd like to thank the Academy...

1110
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,800
I can help. No, no, no.

1111
01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,260
What? I can do it. Don't! Don't! Don't!

1112
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:04,428
(MUSIC PLAYING) Why, yes.

1113
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,306
yes, molly ringwald, i will take you to the prom.

1114
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:11,307
What? Who? Where? What? Who's there? Who is there?

1115
01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:14,182
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS , ALARM BEEPING) 

1116
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,189
(SINGING) 99 of red balloons

1117
01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:23,349
Whoops! Almost forgot!

1118
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:28,961
(SIGHS) 

1119
01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:35,141
(SHUSHES) over here.

1120
01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,214
(GRU GASPS) 

1121
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,100
What?

1122
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,620
Dolls.

1123
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,681
stupid enough to buy this junk.

1124
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:51,602
Oh, I used to have one of these!

1125
01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:54,186
(DRU IMITATES LASER FIRE) 

1126
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:55,667
(GROANING) 

1127
01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,302
Ow! Hey! Shh! Come on.

1128
01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:09,685
All right. We're getting close.

1129
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,662
From now on, every move must be made

1130
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:14,643
with total precision and purpose.

1131
01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,229
(GIGGLING) 

1132
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,209
Gum!

1133
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,570
focus!

1134
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:21,672
We're after the diamond, not the bubblegum.

1135
01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:23,093
Got it!

1136
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:26,842
Mmm. Yum.

1137
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,011
(WHISPERS) this way!

1138
01:03:30,515 --> 01:03:33,795
And now, to put this where it belongs.

1139
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,400
(BUBBLEGUM POPS) 

1140
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:35,894
What...

1141
01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:38,935
look at it, clive. it's beautiful!

1142
01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:44,956
(DRU GRUNTING) 

1143
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:49,045
Will you please shut up? He's gonna spot us!

1144
01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,221
(GROANING) 

1145
01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:54,449
(GASPS) spit it out! spit it out! i told you not to touch anything!

1146
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:54,997
(CHOKING) 

1147
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:56,718
(GRU GRUNTING) 

1148
01:03:57,125 --> 01:04:00,045
Intruders! Intruders! Intruders!

1149
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:04,335
(BOTH GASP) freeze, dipsticks!

1150
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:06,759
Gru? There's two of you now?

1151
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,920
(LAUGHS) then this will be twice as much fun.

1152
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,336
gru.

1153
01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:13,852
(SCREAMS) 

1154
01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:17,228
(LAUGHING , GASPS) 

1155
01:04:16,978 --> 01:04:18,645
(ALARM BLARING) Give me back my diamond!

1156
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,022
total lockdown!

1157
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:22,643
Oh! Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!

1158
01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:25,904
(DOLLS CHATTERING) 

1159
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,400
(DRU YELLING) 

1160
01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:34,697
They're gonna get us! They're gonna get us!

1161
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:36,778
(BOTH YELLING) run!

1162
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,373
(GRU YELLS) 

1163
01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:44,088
(WHIMPERING) 

1164
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:45,629
(SCREAMING) 

1165
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:47,704
(BOTH GRUNTING) 

1166
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:49,426
(DEVICE BEEPING) Oh, no!

1167
01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,303
what does that mean?

1168
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:54,056
Are we gonna die? Are we gonna die?

1169
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,317
(SCREAMS) we're gonna die! dru!

1170
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,591
(DRU SCREAMING) 

1171
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,367
(GRUNTING) what?

1172
01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:10,747
Lucy!

1173
01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:13,772
(DRU SCREAMING) 

1174
01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,114
(DRU GASPING) 

1175
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:20,797
Thank you for saving us. Whoo!

1176
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:23,419
Look! We got the diamond and we're going to...

1177
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:26,672
Take it to the AVL and get our jobs back.

1178
01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:27,973
(CHUCKLES) wait!

1179
01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:29,716
What? Oh, that's amazing!

1180
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,844
And the best part is, you'll never...

1181
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,929
(GROANS) ...ever go behind my back...

1182
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,910
(LAUGHS, GROANING) ...ever again, right, honey bear?

1183
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,430
(SIGHS) yeah! yeah, right.

1184
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,544
Lesson learned.

1185
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:57,202
I'll get the girls and start packing.

1186
01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:59,288
(SINGSONG) ah! we're getting our jobs back. yeah!

1187
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:01,969
Yes! Yes! Go tell the girls.

1188
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,542
Dru...

1189
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:06,712
No! No way! We can't give the diamond back!

1190
01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,046
I have to.

1191
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:10,174
No, you don't! Yes, I do.

1192
01:06:10,175 --> 01:06:11,842
(STRAINS) give it! no!

1193
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,427
(GRUNTS) give it! ow!

1194
01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:15,808
What is wrong with you?

1195
01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:17,222
You kicked me!

1196
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:18,432
You... You lied to me!

1197
01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,350
Hey, I would have told you the truth.

1198
01:06:20,351 --> 01:06:23,228
But you're too much of a wimp to handle it.

1199
01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,813
That's it. I'm out of here.

1200
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:27,941
You have no right to take that. We stole it together.

1201
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,482
(LAUGHS) together?

1202
01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:31,236
You got to be kidding me.

1203
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:33,447
You did nothing but screw up the whole time.

1204
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,073
I got this in spite of you.

1205
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:38,952
Oh, yeah? At least I didn't get fired from my job

1206
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:40,662
like a total loser.

1207
01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:42,331
At least I had a job.

1208
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,416
What have you accomplished that was so great?

1209
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:47,097
I'll tell you what. Nothing!

1210
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,514
No wonder Dad thought you were such a failure.

1211
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:52,099
(GASPS) 

1212
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,093
We are no longer brothers.

1213
01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:57,294
That's fine with me.

1214
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:01,604
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 

1215
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,930
(SINGING IN MINIONESE) 

1216
01:07:13,405 --> 01:07:15,845
(ALL SINGING IN MINIONESE) 

1217
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:25,657
(ALL SINGING UPBEAT TUNE IN MINIONESE) 

1218
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:35,468
(MINIONS LAUGHING) 

1219
01:07:37,846 --> 01:07:40,346
(GROWLING , AGNES LAUGHING) 

1220
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,769
Gru! I found a unicorn!

1221
01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,581
(SCATTING) 

1222
01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:47,178
My life is complete!

1223
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,784
(SIGHS DEEPLY) 

1224
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:51,108
Honey, that's...

1225
01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:53,909
That's not actually a unicorn.

1226
01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:55,519
(SNIFFS) Huh?

1227
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,465
but, but, he has one horn.

1228
01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:02,506
I'm... I'm sorry, sweetie...

1229
01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:05,047
(GOAT BLEATS) but he's just a goat.

1230
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:08,562
Life is just like that sometimes.

1231
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:12,553
We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat.

1232
01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:14,624
(GOAT BLEATS) 

1233
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,467
Well, you know what?

1234
01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:21,288
Lucky is the best goat in the whole wide world!

1235
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:25,298
Look at that face! I just want to squeeze it.

1236
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,591
mmm!

1237
01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,337
(SCATTING) whoo-hoo! whoo!

1238
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:31,940
I'll take this.

1239
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:34,561
You've been a bad boy, Gru.

1240
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,029
Can you get the rest of the suitcases?

1241
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:39,530
(SINGING) Come on, girls. Let's go!

1242
01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:46,962
(CONTINUES SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 

1243
01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:51,501
(STRAINING) Change of plans, girls.

1244
01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:53,942
instead of going home...

1245
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,785
(GRUNTS) eyebrows! ow!

1246
01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:58,882
We're going to Hollywood!

1247
01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,858
(LAUGHING , ALL GASP) 

1248
01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:03,347
Now, that's what I call acting.

1249
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:07,288
(CHUCKLING) let's go, clive! we've got a giant robot waiting!

1250
01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:08,571
(CLIVE LAUGHS) 

1251
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,148
(BANGING) 

1252
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:11,761
(BANGING CONTINUES) huh?

1253
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:13,990
(GASPS) lucy?

1254
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,011
(MUFFLED YELLING) but...

1255
01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:18,070
Bratt! He took the girls!

1256
01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:19,611
What? No!

1257
01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:24,490
Dru! Dru!

1258
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:27,579
Go away! I don't wanna talk to you.

1259
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:29,780
Bratt has the girls!

1260
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,716
(GASPS) 

1261
01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:39,424
(SIGHS) listen, brother. about what i said...

1262
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,926
No, I'm the one...

1263
01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:42,552
But I shouldn't have...

1264
01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:44,573
(SIGHS) I'm... I'm sorry.

1265
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:47,678
I'm so sorry, Gru.

1266
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,447
Aw!

1267
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,978
Ooh, look out!

1268
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:53,759
(SNORING , GASPS) what is that?

1269
01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:56,316
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1270
01:09:56,317 --> 01:09:57,609
(ALL SCREAMING) 

1271
01:09:57,610 --> 01:10:00,530
(SPEAKING MINIONESE , ALL YELLING) 

1272
01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:02,979
(GASPS) Mel?

1273
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,397
gru?

1274
01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:09,039
(SPEAKING MINIONESE AND STRAINING) 

1275
01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:11,369
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1276
01:10:17,171 --> 01:10:19,851
(PEOPLE CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 

1277
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:34,175
(ALL SCREAMING) 

1278
01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,186
(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING) 

1279
01:10:37,317 --> 01:10:39,397
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) 

1280
01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,963
Hello, Hollywood!

1281
01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:45,121
(ON SPEAKER) i'm back and bigger than ever.

1282
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,141
(AGNES SCREAMING) 

1283
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:48,736
I'm scared!

1284
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:51,545
Thank you. Thank you so... Oh!

1285
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:53,444
(ALL SCREAMING) 

1286
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,585
no! no!

1287
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,503
No, you can't leave me here!

1288
01:10:58,504 --> 01:10:59,963
(LAUGHS) I'm famous!

1289
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:02,284
clive, arm the canons.

1290
01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:07,625
Chew on this!

1291
01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:11,389
(SCREAMING) 

1292
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:13,806
(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING) 

1293
01:11:14,646 --> 01:11:16,426
(ALL SCREAMING) 

1294
01:11:18,358 --> 01:11:20,558
(WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS) 

1295
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:24,949
(SCREAMS) 

1296
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:27,657
Hey, mullet head! Let us out!

1297
01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:32,438
Oh, don't worry, girls. I've prepared a front row seat for you.

1298
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:36,039
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING) 

1299
01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:41,156
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING) 

1300
01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:50,165
(AGNES SCREAMS) agnes!

1301
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:55,145
once again, i win and gru loses!

1302
01:11:55,853 --> 01:11:58,173
Enjoy the show, girls.

1303
01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,544
(ALL GASP) 

1304
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,280
What in the heck? Oh!

1305
01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:09,115
I hope the girls are okay.

1306
01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:12,410
Bratt! Bratt at nine o'clock... No! Three o'clock!

1307
01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:14,431
He's on the left!

1308
01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:17,257
(GASPS) 

1309
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,586
He's going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space!

1310
01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:22,947
(GASPS , DRU GASPS) hurry!

1311
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:38,085
Lights! Camera!

1312
01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:39,923
Laser!

1313
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:48,309
(ALL SCREAMING) 

1314
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,499
Yeah!

1315
01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:54,605
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 

1316
01:12:57,623 --> 01:12:58,874
(GASPS) look!

1317
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,209
I've got the girls. You two, go take care of Bratt.

1318
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,710
wait! what are you doing?

1319
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,277
(GRUNTING) 

1320
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,802
Look, you guys, it's Lucy!

1321
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:13,138
Lucy, over here! Help! Help us!

1322
01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:15,399
Mama's comin', girls.

1323
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:19,060
look at that laser go.

1324
01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:21,313
I love it when a plan comes together.

1325
01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:22,854
(SCREAMS , ALARM BEEPING) it's gru!

1326
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:26,626
(GRU LAUGHS) 

1327
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,527
Get ready, Bratt.

1328
01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:31,168
You're about to be blasted back to the '80s!

1329
01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:38,703
(GRU LAUGHS) whoo-hoo!

1330
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,078
(LAUGHS) we got him!

1331
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,507
(MACHINE CREAKING) 

1332
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,029
(BALTHAZAR YELLING) 

1333
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:55,180
Oh, no! Don't worry.

1334
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,057
There's more where that came from.

1335
01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:59,893
It'll take more than that to stop me.

1336
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:02,874
(CLIVE LAUGHS) bratt pack, go get that barf bag.

1337
01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:07,193
(DOLLS CHATTERING) 

1338
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,309
Oh, incoming!

1339
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:15,993
(GRUNTING IN PAIN) 

1340
01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:16,534
(GRUNTING) You little...

1341
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,155
get away! get out of there!

1342
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,763
(BOTH YELL) Quick, jump!

1343
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:29,324
(CLIVE BEEPS) Bonus!

1344
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,050
did you see that, clive? all gone.

1345
01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:34,371
(SCREAMING) Buh-bye, Wonder Twins.

1346
01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:39,451
(GRUNTS AND GROANS) 

1347
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,016
(SCREAMING) 

1348
01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,552
(STRAINING AND GROANING) 

1349
01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,048
(GRUNTING) 

1350
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:55,288
(GASPING AND SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1351
01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:03,673
(ALL SCREAM) help!

1352
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,272
Hang on!

1353
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,983
(GRUNTING) 

1354
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,325
(GIRLS SCREAMING) 

1355
01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:16,177
Hang on, girls! I've got you!

1356
01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:18,498
(STRAINING) i can't! i'm slipping!

1357
01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:21,321
(ALL SCREAMING) no!

1358
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,980
(ALL SCREAMING) got ya!

1359
01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:28,273
Thank you, Lucy!

1360
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:31,014
Let's go! We're not safe yet.

1361
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:35,301
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) minions!

1362
01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:42,006
(ALL CHEERING) 

1363
01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:46,668
(SPEAKING MINIONESE , ALL YELLING) 

1364
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,609
(GRUNTING) 

1365
01:15:53,925 --> 01:15:55,705
(BOTH LAUGHING) 

1366
01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,106
(DEVICE BEEPS) 

1367
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,806
(CHUCKLES) look at what we have here.

1368
01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:05,507
(LAUGHS) sorry, gru. this is going to be a total burn!

1369
01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,332
Oh, no! No, no, no!

1370
01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:20,649
I've been a bad boy!

1371
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:22,724
(LAUGHING) 

1372
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:25,893
(GRUNTING) 

1373
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,968
Nobody messes with my brother!

1374
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:37,217
(SCREAMS) 

1375
01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:39,636
(SCREAMS , GLASS SHATTERS) 

1376
01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:41,777
(ROBOT POWERING DOWN) 

1377
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,720
What? What's happening? No!

1378
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,436
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 

1379
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:49,977
(STRAINING) 

1380
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:00,313
Dru!

1381
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:03,734
Hold on! I'm coming.

1382
01:17:04,203 --> 01:17:05,328
(GASPS) 

1383
01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:06,749
(PANTING) 

1384
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:10,081
You've ruined everything!

1385
01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,794
And now, it's time to die.

1386
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,995
Any last words, Gru?

1387
01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:17,257
You know what?

1388
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:19,698
I got two words for you.

1389
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,189
Dance fight.

1390
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:29,392
I am going to enjoy this.

1391
01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,678
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 

1392
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,840
(LAUGHING , BOTH GRUNTING) 

1393
01:17:40,740 --> 01:17:42,040
(YELLS) 

1394
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,078
(LAUGHS) 

1395
01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,379
(YELLS) 

1396
01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,042
(GASPS) enough!

1397
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:51,812
(GRUNTS) my turn!

1398
01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:54,065
(GRUNTING) 

1399
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,478
(GASPS) 

1400
01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,878
(LAUGHS) 

1401
01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:13,422
Uh-oh.

1402
01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:15,607
(GRUNTS , MUSIC STOPS) 

1403
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:16,900
(GROANS AND GASPS) 

1404
01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:18,501
(LAUGHING) game over!

1405
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,950
Is this what you're looking for?

1406
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,338
(PLAYING MUSIC , BALTHAZAR GROANING) No!

1407
01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:31,829
(SCREAMING) 

1408
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:35,606
(GROANING) 

1409
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,391
No!

1410
01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:42,866
(GROANS) curse you, gru!

1411
01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:47,759
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1412
01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:52,003
(LAUGHS) 

1413
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,936
Dru? Dru?

1414
01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,463
(GRUNTING) 

1415
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,112
(LAUGHING , GASPS) 

1416
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,893
(BOTH LAUGHING) 

1417
01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:06,265
Hey! We did it!

1418
01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:09,085
Yes, we did, brother.

1419
01:19:09,453 --> 01:19:11,079
gru! edith: uncle dru!

1420
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,740
(ALL LAUGHING) gru! girls!

1421
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:17,085
(BUBBLEGUM POPS , ALL GASP) 

1422
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,106
(MINIONS CLAMORING) 

1423
01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:21,756
(MINION SCREAMS) 

1424
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,777
(MINIONS SCREAMING) 

1425
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,303
Gru!

1426
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:29,684
Hey, Mel. Welcome back.

1427
01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:31,809
(MINIONS CHEERING) 

1428
01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:36,058
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 

1429
01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,285
Mmm.

1430
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:10,555
(GASPS) i'm a mom.

1431
01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:12,156
(LAUGHS SOFTLY) i'm a mom!

1432
01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:18,271
(SPEAKING MINIONESE , ALL CHATTERING) 

1433
01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:19,992
(ALL LAUGHING) 

1434
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:24,700
(LAUGHS , SPITS) 

1435
01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:26,817
(SPEAKING MINIONESE) 

1436
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,380
Boys, time for bed!

1437
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,910
We're back at work in the morning.

1438
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:34,454
(ALL YELLING) i'm coming, sweetie.

1439
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,913
Good night, Lucy.

1440
01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:37,874
See you tomorrow, brother.

1441
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:40,375
Hey, I'm back on the job.

1442
01:20:42,296 --> 01:20:45,036
I make no promises. Love you!

1443
01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:47,431
Uh-huh. Right.

1444
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,096
(MUMBLES) 

1445
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,441
aw!

1446
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:54,867
Aw! All right, every... Go! Go! Go to bed!

1447
01:20:56,268 --> 01:20:57,928
(DOOR CLOSES) 

1448
01:20:59,605 --> 01:21:01,745
(WHISPERS) hey! guys! come on!

1449
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,744
(ALL LAUGHING) 

1450
01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:20,625
what... what is happening?

1451
01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:23,126
it's coming from outside!

1452
01:21:23,629 --> 01:21:25,229
(LUCY GASPS) 

1453
01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:28,113
Hey! I thought we said no more villainy!

1454
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,200
Sorry, brother!

1455
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,609
(ALL CHEERING) 

1456
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:43,674
(LAUGHS) 

1457
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:45,650
Let's get him. Ugh.

1458
01:21:45,651 --> 01:21:48,027
Honey, he's my brother.

1459
01:21:48,028 --> 01:21:51,428
We'll give him a five-minute head start.