1 00:00:13,657 --> 00:00:15,203 - Morning. - Morning, Big Chip. 2 00:00:15,726 --> 00:00:16,742 Hey, Chip? No, no, no, no... 3 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:17,904 Can I please take a shower? 4 00:00:17,929 --> 00:00:19,225 If I don't take a shower, I'm gonna die. 5 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,265 - Will you hold Little Chip? - I was... 6 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:21,290 I need to go to the rodeo. 7 00:00:21,315 --> 00:00:22,649 Honey, you need to change his diaper. 8 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,258 I was up five times last night, Jode. 9 00:00:24,283 --> 00:00:26,764 - You do it. It's just piss. - I have to get to Arby's, 10 00:00:26,789 --> 00:00:28,355 The cloth diapers take forever to change. 11 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,710 They're slow to change, fast to biodegrade, Jode. 12 00:00:30,735 --> 00:00:31,907 Is that a good thing? 13 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,930 Baby's crying keep you up last night, Chip? 14 00:00:34,725 --> 00:00:35,821 Uh... 15 00:00:35,846 --> 00:00:37,045 - No, I didn't... - We're trying to let him cry it out, 16 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,819 - you know? It's like a method. - Yeah. It's, um... 17 00:00:40,789 --> 00:00:42,662 It's noisy, yeah, but, uh... 18 00:00:42,687 --> 00:00:44,264 - Yeah. - ... it's cute. 19 00:00:44,693 --> 00:00:46,428 Yeah, man, ain't he cute? 20 00:00:46,774 --> 00:00:48,647 Can you believe we made that little Chip baby? 21 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:50,467 Yeah, God, yeah. 22 00:00:50,492 --> 00:00:52,115 Greatest thing that's ever happened to me, man. 23 00:00:53,172 --> 00:00:54,913 - Rent's due. - Huh? 24 00:00:55,269 --> 00:00:56,311 Rent is due. 25 00:00:57,147 --> 00:00:58,373 Yeah, um... 26 00:00:58,616 --> 00:01:00,115 Actually, my wallet's right here. 27 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:02,359 It's okay, baby. 28 00:01:02,904 --> 00:01:03,904 It's okay. 29 00:01:03,929 --> 00:01:05,342 Yeah, that should work. 30 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,529 Oh, man, I'm gonna take Claire to dinner. 31 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,201 Can you babysit? 32 00:01:10,628 --> 00:01:12,701 - When? - Hey, we're going to dinner tonight! 33 00:01:12,726 --> 00:01:13,834 - Tonight? - Is that cool, man? 34 00:01:13,859 --> 00:01:15,045 You need to bond with the baby. 35 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:16,070 Oh. 36 00:01:16,922 --> 00:01:19,686 - Yeah, I guess so. I... - Oh, man, thank you so much. 37 00:01:19,711 --> 00:01:22,053 That's... That's awesome, man. 38 00:01:22,897 --> 00:01:25,900 Hey, it's all right. Hey, it's Uncle Chip. 39 00:01:25,925 --> 00:01:27,295 All right, see you. Thanks, buddy. 40 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:29,897 Oh, Chip, hey. 41 00:01:29,922 --> 00:01:31,037 - Yeah. - He's pooping. 42 00:01:31,062 --> 00:01:33,381 Can you just take the diaper and scrape all the shit out of it 43 00:01:33,406 --> 00:01:35,069 and put it in the dirty diaper bucket? 44 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,100 Thank you so much, I'll be out in an hour. 45 00:01:49,092 --> 00:01:50,498 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 46 00:01:50,915 --> 00:01:52,326 Aw, I shouldn't do this, 47 00:01:52,351 --> 00:01:54,022 but I'm just gonna get some disposable diapers 48 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,053 for Baby Chip. 49 00:01:55,535 --> 00:01:57,115 Um, I think they're over here. 50 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,944 - Okay, okay. - Baby Chip, huh? 51 00:01:58,969 --> 00:02:01,717 I wish somebody would name a baby after me. 52 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,061 Well, it's not that easy, Martha. 53 00:02:04,086 --> 00:02:06,088 Baby Chip cries a lot. 54 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:08,748 - Most babies do, I've heard. - Hey. 55 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,897 How do you know when a baby is possessed? 56 00:02:13,378 --> 00:02:16,551 I think it's like if he has a really deep voice 57 00:02:16,576 --> 00:02:19,092 - or projectile-vomits. - Yeah? 58 00:02:19,117 --> 00:02:21,373 Or his head spins all the way around. 59 00:02:21,723 --> 00:02:24,029 But that last one might be fake. 60 00:02:24,664 --> 00:02:25,928 Thank you for the information. 61 00:02:25,953 --> 00:02:28,178 - Thank you so much. - Chip, it sounds like 62 00:02:28,203 --> 00:02:31,076 your living situation is pretty untenable. 63 00:02:31,101 --> 00:02:33,897 I'm gonna find an apartment for you, okay? 64 00:02:33,922 --> 00:02:36,545 It took me 73 tries to find mine. 65 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,912 It can be really daunting. 66 00:02:37,937 --> 00:02:39,084 Martha, look, 67 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:41,974 I live with Baby Chip now, Jode and Trinity. 68 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:44,114 That's just who I live with... They're my family. 69 00:02:44,139 --> 00:02:45,488 I need stool softeners. 70 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:47,185 Okay. Then, Chip, 71 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,709 do you want to know what my new life coach would say? 72 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:51,013 You have a life coach? 73 00:02:51,123 --> 00:02:53,299 - Yeah. - But don't you need a life first? 74 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:55,427 Hey, those are free samples. 75 00:02:55,452 --> 00:02:56,452 Look at that. 76 00:02:57,162 --> 00:02:59,193 Is this, uh, chili safe for babies? 77 00:03:00,911 --> 00:03:03,094 I need somebody to check all the light bulbs. 78 00:03:03,119 --> 00:03:05,477 In the bathrooms, in the waiting rooms, 79 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:07,809 throughout the whole rodeo, please, if somebody can do that. 80 00:03:08,141 --> 00:03:09,367 And then, if you could order 81 00:03:09,392 --> 00:03:10,953 urinal cakes, that would be helpful. 82 00:03:10,978 --> 00:03:12,734 Amazon is out of urinal cakes. 83 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,256 How is Amazon out of urinal cakes? 84 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,648 Double-check, please. Okay? 85 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:19,719 That's a hell of a name to calls omething like that, a cake. 86 00:03:19,744 --> 00:03:22,141 And then, the-the bleachers, especially the northwest corner 87 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:23,844 - of the, uh... - Sorry, excuse me. 88 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:26,268 Hate to interrupt. Oh, hey, Eddie, how are you doing? 89 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,136 - Oh. Sober. - Hi. 90 00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:30,064 - Sober? - Yeah. 91 00:03:30,089 --> 00:03:32,439 Oh, good to... good. Good. Hi-hi. Hi. 92 00:03:32,464 --> 00:03:33,478 Hey. 93 00:03:33,503 --> 00:03:36,290 Uh, Daniel Kwon, um... I'm your, uh, 94 00:03:36,315 --> 00:03:38,547 from the church next door, I'm a friend of your mother's. 95 00:03:38,572 --> 00:03:40,384 My mother's told me about you, yeah. 96 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:41,822 I know who you are... sorry. 97 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,136 Yeah... I... Excuse me. 98 00:03:44,426 --> 00:03:46,189 So, listen, can you, can you do me a favor? 99 00:03:46,214 --> 00:03:47,728 Could you ask your mother if we can rent 100 00:03:47,753 --> 00:03:49,478 your parking lot during our church service? 101 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:50,892 Our attendance is going through the roof. 102 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,970 Absolutely, we can, uh... You know what? 103 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:55,806 We don't need to call her. 104 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:58,400 What kind of money are we talking about? 105 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,165 Uh, we got about $300? 106 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:03,587 - Can you do it for $400? - Uh... $325? 107 00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:06,390 - How about $320? - Perfect. Okay, great. 108 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:07,845 Thanks. Great to meet you guys. Thank you. 109 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,517 All right, thank you. I'll talk to you later. 110 00:04:10,215 --> 00:04:11,215 Wait a second. 111 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,173 You have one new message. 112 00:04:18,198 --> 00:04:19,954 Hey, Chip, it's your mother. 113 00:04:20,423 --> 00:04:22,447 I'm here with Ken and Susan. 114 00:04:22,979 --> 00:04:24,682 Susan says hi. 115 00:04:26,031 --> 00:04:28,268 Daniel says he met with you, 116 00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:30,627 and you're quite the little negotiator. 117 00:04:30,652 --> 00:04:32,760 Thanks for bringing in the business, Chip. 118 00:04:32,785 --> 00:04:34,690 We're so proud of you, son! 119 00:04:34,838 --> 00:04:37,101 - I can call him that now, can't I? - Yes. 120 00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:40,072 - I thought I could. - Well, you did, so... 121 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,275 Hi, little boy. 122 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:44,931 Hi, little boy. Come to Mama. 123 00:04:44,986 --> 00:04:46,658 - Aw... - Good boy. 124 00:04:47,073 --> 00:04:49,290 - Is there a disposable? - That's cool. All good. 125 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,323 Thanks, Big Chip. 126 00:04:50,439 --> 00:04:51,814 That's a good boy. 127 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,853 Anyway, keep up the good work, 128 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:55,298 honey, and good night. 129 00:04:56,039 --> 00:04:58,892 Does it hang up on its own, or do I have to click off? 130 00:05:16,089 --> 00:05:18,306 - Is everything okay? - It's fine. It's okay. 131 00:05:18,331 --> 00:05:21,595 It's just that Baby, um... Baby Chip threw up everywhere 132 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:23,705 in the middle of the night and he almost choked to death. 133 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,126 But it's okay, he didn't. 134 00:05:25,151 --> 00:05:26,626 He didn't, did you? 135 00:05:26,651 --> 00:05:28,633 - Baby... - Okay, here, take the baby. 136 00:05:28,658 --> 00:05:30,758 - Change his jammies. - The baby just freaked out 137 00:05:30,783 --> 00:05:31,806 and spewed everywhere. 138 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,283 Go get us some new sheets. 139 00:05:33,308 --> 00:05:34,392 Okay? 140 00:05:35,751 --> 00:05:37,126 Wait, where they at? 141 00:05:37,151 --> 00:05:40,322 God, Jody...! 142 00:05:40,671 --> 00:05:41,819 Give me my baby. 143 00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:44,829 - Give him to me. - Let me get that phone. 144 00:05:46,578 --> 00:05:47,719 Pick it up. 145 00:05:47,885 --> 00:05:50,204 There. Oh, it's okay. 146 00:05:51,048 --> 00:05:53,110 Hello? Dr. Rubinstein? 147 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:54,993 Hey, man. Yeah, yeah. 148 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,421 Thanks, man. 149 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,846 What did he say? 150 00:06:00,971 --> 00:06:02,431 He wants me to go get Pedialyte. 151 00:06:02,456 --> 00:06:04,822 I got to go to the 24-hour pharmacy on 15th. 152 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:08,438 - No, don't leave me! - It's okay, baby. 153 00:06:08,463 --> 00:06:09,754 Don't leave me, baby! 154 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:10,848 - It's gonna be okay. All right? - Baby... 155 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:12,744 Okay, I-I-I-I-I'll go. 156 00:06:12,769 --> 00:06:14,081 I can go. Yeah, I'll go. 157 00:07:13,982 --> 00:07:15,473 Chip, your mom keeps calling. 158 00:07:18,259 --> 00:07:20,551 Huh? Yeah? 159 00:07:20,576 --> 00:07:21,576 - Chip? - Huh? 160 00:07:21,601 --> 00:07:23,755 Daniel Kwon called me. He says no one was 161 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:26,155 - at the rodeo to open the parking lot. - What? Oh, di... 162 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,991 - He's been waiting there an hour. - Huh? 163 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,022 Chip? 164 00:07:30,505 --> 00:07:33,304 Did the people at that apartment give you some drugs? 165 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,536 Yeah. 166 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:43,953 It's open! Come on! 167 00:07:54,314 --> 00:07:55,484 He's new at this, Christine. 168 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,312 I'm sure it was just a one-time thing. 169 00:07:57,770 --> 00:08:00,483 The rodeo's too much responsibility for him. 170 00:08:00,508 --> 00:08:02,808 He's really just a front-of-the-house guy. 171 00:08:03,038 --> 00:08:04,551 Just go easy on him. 172 00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:05,973 I love you, Ken, 173 00:08:05,998 --> 00:08:09,293 but I don't agree with your management style. 174 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:15,106 - What up, what up? - Hey. 175 00:08:15,577 --> 00:08:16,577 Sorry I'm late. 176 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:19,339 Are you, you living with a baby now? 177 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:21,176 This is uh, Baby Chip, Mrs. Baskets. 178 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,229 We named him after Big Chip, the hero. 179 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:24,543 He saved Baby Chip last night, 180 00:08:24,568 --> 00:08:26,317 - so... - Wow. 181 00:08:26,342 --> 00:08:27,356 ... we brought... 182 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:29,443 - Arby's. Free. - Free Arby's. 183 00:08:29,513 --> 00:08:32,254 Curly fries, uh, and two Big Kahunas. 184 00:08:32,393 --> 00:08:33,802 - This one kind of opened up. - Oh. 185 00:08:34,637 --> 00:08:36,631 - Here you go. - Well, that's very nice of you. 186 00:08:36,981 --> 00:08:38,402 You take that, honey. 187 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:41,175 I need to talk to the big Chip. 188 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,442 All right, cool. Peace. 189 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:46,182 - Jesus. - What do you want? 190 00:08:46,207 --> 00:08:47,524 - Wh-Where are we going? - Is he a maniac or what? 191 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:48,846 There's a baby in there. 192 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:51,784 So, Chip, what's your plan? 193 00:08:52,628 --> 00:08:55,031 Uh... I don't know, I was gonna go back to the apartment 194 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,948 and take a nap and then maybe have a siesta. 195 00:08:56,973 --> 00:08:58,279 And then, after that, take a break. 196 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:01,003 No. What's the plan for your life, Chip? 197 00:09:01,461 --> 00:09:04,174 What's your one-year plan? What's your five-year plan? 198 00:09:04,199 --> 00:09:06,299 Every man should have a plan for his future. 199 00:09:06,324 --> 00:09:08,299 Yeah. Uh... 200 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:10,448 When you're our age, are you still gonna be living 201 00:09:10,473 --> 00:09:12,258 with these circus geeks and their kid? 202 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,393 Well, I really haven't thought of it, but, God, I hope not. 203 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:17,620 You need to find a serious place to live. 204 00:09:18,232 --> 00:09:20,479 Until you do, please come home. 205 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,626 - Chris... - What? We've got so much room. 206 00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:26,924 You'll hardly know he's there. 207 00:09:27,284 --> 00:09:28,284 Chip. 208 00:09:29,979 --> 00:09:31,471 - Chip? - Yes. 209 00:09:31,496 --> 00:09:34,542 You're sleeping while I'm talking to you. 210 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:37,589 I just want you to know you're welcome to come home. 211 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,190 Um... 212 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,034 Well, Martha's looking for apartments, Mom, 213 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:44,646 I apprec... I-I do appreciate that, 214 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,354 and I-I just don't want to disappoint her. 215 00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:49,079 Yeah, I think Chip's got a handle on this, Christine. 216 00:09:49,104 --> 00:09:51,377 Why don't we just enjoy the food? It's free. 217 00:09:52,698 --> 00:09:55,525 Have you seen any of the places that Martha has picked out? 218 00:09:55,824 --> 00:09:57,142 That would be a negative. No. 219 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,095 Chip, you've got to look at the places 220 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,424 in order to pick one. 221 00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:04,534 Look at this. 222 00:10:06,152 --> 00:10:07,345 That's a good one. 223 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:12,689 It's good, uh, economy. Single. 224 00:10:12,714 --> 00:10:15,595 Yeah. Well, at least this one has a window. 225 00:10:16,178 --> 00:10:18,441 Ooh. It smells funny in here. 226 00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:21,688 Um, that's just 'cause your other senses are heightened. 227 00:10:21,713 --> 00:10:22,720 How much is this place? 228 00:10:22,745 --> 00:10:24,642 - $900. - No, no, let me handle it. 229 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,650 Allen, I've been working with a life coach. 230 00:10:27,675 --> 00:10:29,056 - Uh-huh. - ... and I'm sorry, 231 00:10:29,081 --> 00:10:31,486 but I'm gonna have to be really assertive with you. 232 00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:33,382 - We are not... - Oh, my God... 233 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:36,041 Uh, good window. 234 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,252 Good, good view. 235 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,767 - Maybe we'll keep looking. - Uh... 236 00:10:46,118 --> 00:10:47,385 I'm so tired. 237 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,447 I don't know if this is the best time for me to be doing this. 238 00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:52,494 I-I mean, all this... searching. 239 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:55,697 Well, why don't you just move back in with your mom? 240 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,291 - Save money. - What am I saving money for? 241 00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,318 - Cashmere socks. - What? 242 00:11:00,343 --> 00:11:03,172 - Mom, you're awake. - I have to go pee-pee. 243 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,525 - Oh. - What's this place? 244 00:11:04,550 --> 00:11:06,392 - Where? - I don't know, it looks cool. 245 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,479 - Where? - W... this place. 246 00:11:07,504 --> 00:11:08,510 That building. Pull over. 247 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,284 - Okay. - Put your turn signal on. 248 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:14,237 Oh, God. 249 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,432 - Oh... sorry, guys. - What was that? 250 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,459 I'm sorry. Are you all right, Mom? 251 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:18,995 Yeah, I think I'll survive. 252 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,370 Hey, look at this. Open house. 253 00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:21,907 Oh, Bullet Towers? 254 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,524 This place is new. 255 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,104 Hey, Mom, do you mind if we go in? 256 00:11:25,129 --> 00:11:27,082 They probably have a bathroom you can use. 257 00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:28,496 Oh, thank God. 258 00:11:28,837 --> 00:11:32,524 Bullet Towers, the future of Bakersfield. 259 00:11:32,549 --> 00:11:34,852 A sophisticated standard of living. 260 00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,594 Luxurious amenities, 261 00:11:36,619 --> 00:11:38,766 marble counters in every kitchen, 262 00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:41,993 walking distance from Bakersfield's finest shops, 263 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,407 and only a few steps from California's bullet train. 264 00:11:45,432 --> 00:11:47,618 Zoom to the metropolis of your choice, 265 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,195 all while enjoying the calm sanctuary of Bakersfield. 266 00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:55,172 Come taste the future at Bullet Towers. 267 00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:59,102 This is our standard studio unit, 268 00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:00,782 and I'm actually in one of these... 269 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:01,845 It's exceptional. 270 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:03,829 Um, everything is brand-new. 271 00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:07,024 - Central AC, gas range... - Yeah. It's nice. 272 00:12:07,049 --> 00:12:09,243 Uh, yeah. Access to common area roof deck. 273 00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:12,407 Um, counter-counters that are marble 274 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,680 if you choose the right ones, 275 00:12:13,705 --> 00:12:14,993 but they didn't in this one. 276 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,594 Um, so, and then, and then this unit 277 00:12:18,619 --> 00:12:21,235 has central courtyard views and washer-dryer. 278 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,907 - Oh, look at this. - It's a really, 279 00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:26,368 really great community that we're building here. 280 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:28,525 - Nice view. - Do you two have kids? 281 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,550 Who? 282 00:12:30,329 --> 00:12:32,563 - Or... - No, that's, that's just Martha 283 00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:33,994 and that's her visually impaired mother. 284 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,502 She's probably looking for the restroom right now. 285 00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:36,893 - Oh. - Whoopsie. 286 00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:38,783 So you'd be getting in on the ground floor 287 00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,332 of a really great investment, 288 00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,807 especially in seven to nine years from now, 289 00:12:42,832 --> 00:12:44,986 - when the bullet train's completed. - Right. 290 00:12:45,011 --> 00:12:47,072 - Yeah. - Uh, yes, thank you, we have eyes. 291 00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:48,697 Let's get down to brass tacks: 292 00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:51,103 what is the monthly rent on this place? 293 00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:52,939 Oh, I'm s-sorry, I think that there's been 294 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,291 a little bit of a misunderstanding 295 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,840 'cause this is a condo, so you wouldn't be renting, 296 00:12:56,865 --> 00:12:58,018 you'd be buying. 297 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:02,424 Oh. So I'd be a... I'd be a homeowner. 298 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,755 Well, that's out of his price range. 299 00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:08,221 This was obviously a huge waste of time. Mom, Chip. 300 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,690 - Martha. - Let's go. 301 00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:12,768 Okay. It's a nice place. 302 00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:15,022 Yeah. 303 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,142 Those are free, right? 304 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,096 - Mm, yup. - Thanks. 305 00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:22,932 - Okay. So, you interested in...? - In the waters. 306 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:24,518 - Okay. - Let's go! 307 00:13:26,246 --> 00:13:29,761 I like that place, but all this is a waste of time, Martha, 308 00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:30,871 all of it. 309 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:35,081 Here, Chiparoo, can't open it. 310 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,114 - Mm. - Oh. 311 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,383 We can keep looking. 312 00:13:38,408 --> 00:13:40,323 I mean, why am I moving anyway? 313 00:13:40,348 --> 00:13:42,269 I can just get noise-canceling headphones 314 00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:43,831 or earmuffs or whatever. 315 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,871 You know, my life coach could really help you. 316 00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,252 Life... Do you really have a life coach? 317 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,824 I thought that was a joke. Is that why you're acting so weird? 318 00:13:51,849 --> 00:13:53,113 - I can't get this open. - What? 319 00:13:53,893 --> 00:13:55,355 What time is it? 320 00:13:55,895 --> 00:13:58,987 Fudge. I have to be at class in five minutes. 321 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,714 Do you mind if we do that first on the way to your place? 322 00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:04,417 Yes, I actually do mind 'cause Baby Chip is expecting me. 323 00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:06,230 Here, I can't get this open. 324 00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:09,449 Well, it's too late, we're almost there. 325 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,722 - Oh, God. - It'll be good for you. 326 00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:21,984 Just doesn't seem like you to leave your mom 327 00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:23,345 sitting in a car, that's all. 328 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,214 Well, I cracked the window. 329 00:14:26,848 --> 00:14:28,284 Okay, I'm-I'm gonna get out of here. 330 00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:30,066 This is not my scene. I'm just gonna get some food. 331 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,097 Okay, well, can you at least 332 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,907 grab some meatballs for my mom? 333 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:35,535 - Okay. - Martha. 334 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,344 - Oh. Hey. - Hi, dear. 335 00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:38,902 I'm so glad you came. 336 00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:41,480 Hello, newcomer, what's your name? 337 00:14:42,353 --> 00:14:45,050 Oh, no, Martha... Martha dragged me here. 338 00:14:45,075 --> 00:14:47,613 My name's Chip, I'm not, I'm not staying. 339 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:49,566 I'm-I'm just gonna get some meatballs, 340 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:52,207 - then go to sleep in the car. - Oh, that's okay, Chip. 341 00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:55,363 Um, this is my life coach Tammy. Stay. 342 00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:58,609 Well, hello, Chip, welcome. 343 00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:03,253 I ask nothing of you except honesty, discretion, 344 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,673 an open mind, and, of course, no phones. 345 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,769 Everybody, give a hand to Chip, 346 00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,274 who's here for the first time tonight! 347 00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:13,371 No, I'm not... I'm not here to... 348 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,074 Okay, Jonah, I hear you, 349 00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:17,832 but I need you to be a lot more specific. 350 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,433 I've been fired from all food court places, 351 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,830 except for Salad Euphoria. 352 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,541 - Okay, I've had enough. - Mm-hmm. 353 00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:26,103 - So I started cutting myself again. - Thank you for inviting me, 354 00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,464 or forcing me to come here. 355 00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:28,667 - Chip... - Of course you did. 356 00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:30,284 - Please don't go. - It makes sense. 357 00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:31,582 You were out of control. 358 00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:32,621 - When we cut... - Sorry. 359 00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:33,646 ... it's because we want to 360 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,005 - get some control. - Apologies. 361 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:38,012 You're letting others take control over you. 362 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,090 Who's controlling you? 363 00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:42,871 Is it your bullying, hateful brother? 364 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:47,199 Is it a powerless father? Is it a controlling mother? 365 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,293 Who's in control? 366 00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,715 You are in charge. 367 00:15:51,086 --> 00:15:53,724 I want to hear you say it. I am in F-ing charge. 368 00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:55,552 I am in F-ing charge. 369 00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:57,982 Everybody here say it because it's true for all of you. 370 00:15:58,095 --> 00:16:00,812 I am in F-ing charge. 371 00:16:02,636 --> 00:16:04,278 Chip, someone texting you? 372 00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:05,677 - You can sit. - Uh... 373 00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,130 No, I was just, uh... 374 00:16:08,454 --> 00:16:11,866 It's okay. Do you want to take a moment and answer the text? 375 00:16:12,224 --> 00:16:13,224 No, it's just, uh... 376 00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:15,357 Can I see your phone? I'd like to see who you're texting. 377 00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:18,458 Give it to me. I'm... 378 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,002 I'm not so scary as you think I am. 379 00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:23,021 I really am not, right, everybody? 380 00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:26,521 Aw, what a cutie. 381 00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:27,888 Is he yours? 382 00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:30,997 He's my roommate. I mean, I live with him. 383 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:34,402 Come here, Chip. 384 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,036 Mm-hmm. 385 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,021 Well, put your phone away. 386 00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:41,302 You're about to do something very important for yourself. 387 00:16:41,613 --> 00:16:43,528 Everyone here 388 00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:47,396 is trying their goddamn best 389 00:16:47,629 --> 00:16:49,794 to find a way to get what they want. 390 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,138 Right, everybody? 391 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,028 What do you want, Chip? 392 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,747 What do you want? 393 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,919 Uh, I don't know. 394 00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:01,732 I care about you, Chip. 395 00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:06,935 More than I want anything, I want you to get it. 396 00:17:07,355 --> 00:17:08,923 You deserve it. 397 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,411 What do you want? 398 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,634 I want to move out of the place l'm living in. 399 00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:22,191 I work all day, then I go home at night 400 00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:23,354 to help out with the baby, 401 00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:26,239 and the baby cries all the time, and I'm exhausted. 402 00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:29,544 What's stopping you? 403 00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:32,411 I can't find an apartment. 404 00:17:33,311 --> 00:17:35,128 I found him three apartments. 405 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,965 - Ugh... - But he didn't like any of 'em. 406 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,099 - Except the, the condo, but... - Ugh... 407 00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,786 he can't afford to buy it. 408 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,138 See what else I've been dealing with here? 409 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,435 You know, Martha, he's got to do this for himself. 410 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,245 Can't afford? What does that mean? 411 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:48,521 It means I don't have the money 412 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:50,357 - for an apartment. - No, no. No. 413 00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:53,054 What does it really mean? 414 00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,403 Let's look at this another way. 415 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,325 You are Chip. 416 00:17:57,894 --> 00:17:59,044 Chip who? 417 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,207 - Baskets. - I know my last name, Martha. 418 00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:03,481 Ba-Baskets. 419 00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:05,787 - Chip Baskets? - Yeah. 420 00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:06,812 Wow. 421 00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,435 Chip Baskets. 422 00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:11,607 Your mother liked a lot of Mexican food. 423 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,491 What do you do for a living, Chip Baskets? 424 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,403 I'm a rodeo clown. 425 00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:21,450 My mom owns and runs a rodeo, 426 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,646 and I-I clown there during the rodeo season. 427 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:26,607 He also does birthday parties. 428 00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:27,966 Martha, no. 429 00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:29,857 - Quiet. - You clown 430 00:18:29,882 --> 00:18:32,528 in front of rodeo bulls? 431 00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:33,724 Mm-hmm. 432 00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:36,239 A baby can't do that, Chip. 433 00:18:36,264 --> 00:18:39,786 A baby pees in his diaper. Big Chip doesn't do that. 434 00:18:39,811 --> 00:18:42,060 Baby Chip can't even walk. 435 00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:44,052 Big Chip can run. 436 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,814 Big Chip can get his own apartment. 437 00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:48,802 What makes you think you can't get your own apartment? 438 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,333 - I can't get the money for that... - No, no, no. 439 00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:52,786 It's not about the money. 440 00:18:52,811 --> 00:18:53,875 Look in my eyes. 441 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,954 Go... deeper! 442 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,333 Who's in charge of you? 443 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,124 Let's go there. Jonah? Tell him who's in charge. 444 00:19:03,149 --> 00:19:04,302 Uh... 445 00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,327 I forgot. 446 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,042 You are in charge of you. 447 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,521 What are you afraid of? 448 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:12,027 I'm... 449 00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:17,286 What is it? Change? 450 00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:19,943 If I get the apartment, then I might have... 451 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,013 might have to change, is that what you're saying? 452 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:25,146 Yes, you'd have to earn more. You'd have a mortgage. 453 00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:26,888 But you'd be happy. 454 00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:29,755 Uh, I want to, I... 455 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,872 I want to be happy, I'm just frightened of it. 456 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,747 - Aw... - If I know how to do it. 457 00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:36,568 That's it, that's it, that's it. 458 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,489 He said he's scared to be happy, but he wants to be happy. 459 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,263 He found it, everybody. 460 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,872 You found it. 461 00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:49,040 Okay, everybody, he found it. 462 00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:54,318 All right, now let's get you that apartment! 463 00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,044 - Ken. - In the kitchen. 464 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,020 I'm thinking we should order a pizza. 465 00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,575 I just feel like, uh, eating and going to bed. 466 00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:10,668 - Voilà! - Oh. What is this? 467 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:13,262 - You got to try this. - Where did you get this? 468 00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:14,566 - Olive spread. - Oh, good. 469 00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:16,778 With cheese and cracker. 470 00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:19,330 - Oh, my God. - And a little sliced tomato. 471 00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:20,768 You're cheering me up already. 472 00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:24,802 - Mmm. Mmm! - Good, huh? Yeah. 473 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,599 And so distinctive, the taste. 474 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,187 You know, 475 00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:33,345 I just wanted things to go well for Chip. 476 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:36,562 Yeah, Chip's an independent guy. He did fine today. 477 00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,648 We're only there to help out when he needs us. 478 00:20:40,569 --> 00:20:42,616 You're so wise, you know? 479 00:20:42,757 --> 00:20:44,443 I should listen to you more. 480 00:20:45,782 --> 00:20:47,562 I can be such a know-it-all. 481 00:20:48,612 --> 00:20:50,266 Hello, Chip. 482 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,379 Hey, Mom. 483 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,937 Investment. 484 00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:55,687 Uh, Mom, I wanted to tell you 485 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,562 about an investment opportunity. 486 00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:59,741 Chip, I'm gonna tell you about 487 00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:01,507 olive "tap-pen-yah-dee." 488 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,418 Ken just rooted around the boxes, 489 00:21:04,443 --> 00:21:08,752 and he found me a delicious crudités tray. 490 00:21:09,362 --> 00:21:10,435 That sounds good. 491 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,655 It was out of this world. 492 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,507 I just never had anything like it. 493 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:14,921 Investment. 494 00:21:14,946 --> 00:21:16,513 Okay, yeah, I'll look into that. 495 00:21:16,538 --> 00:21:19,163 But-but-but, listen, hey, there-there's a, u-um, 496 00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,843 a new condo on the east side of town 497 00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:22,391 called the Bullet Towers, Mom? 498 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:26,045 Oh, you found a place to live, Chip? That's great. 499 00:21:26,225 --> 00:21:29,732 But I need, um... I need a down payment. 500 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,350 You'll pay her back. 501 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,154 And I'll-I'll pay you back, uh, 502 00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:35,521 w-with interest, so it'll be a good investment for you. 503 00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:36,896 - Mmm. - What's going on? 504 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,838 He, uh, found a-a condo, the Bullet House, and 505 00:21:40,863 --> 00:21:45,046 it's in a complex and he, uh, needs a down payment. 506 00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,551 Looks like he needs us, right? 507 00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:49,950 Yeah. 508 00:21:50,586 --> 00:21:53,486 It looks like he needs us. Hmm. 509 00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:55,713 Yeah, I'm still here. 510 00:21:57,028 --> 00:21:58,028 Okay. 511 00:21:58,889 --> 00:22:00,017 I understand. 512 00:22:02,396 --> 00:22:03,396 Okay. 513 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,108 Bye. 514 00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:08,998 She said yes. 515 00:22:10,284 --> 00:22:13,478 Yeah, yes! My favorite word. 516 00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:15,113 Come on, we're gonna dance. 517 00:22:15,138 --> 00:22:17,056 - I don't dance. - Yeah, well, we all dance. 518 00:22:17,081 --> 00:22:18,830 We're gonna dance to the word "yes." 519 00:22:19,551 --> 00:22:22,377 Go, Chip! Go, Chip! Go, Chip! 520 00:22:22,402 --> 00:22:26,087 You are a homeowner now! 521 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,744 Yay, Chip! 522 00:22:27,769 --> 00:22:30,510 Go, Chip! Go, Chip! Go, Chip! 523 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,681 Go, Chip! Go, Chip! 524 00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:36,166 Oh, my goodness, these are so tight... your shoulders. 525 00:22:36,191 --> 00:22:37,463 We dance here. 526 00:22:37,488 --> 00:22:40,291 You're gonna have to loosen up a little to hang out here. 527 00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:42,384 Go, Chip! Go, Chip! 528 00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:43,474 Go, Chip! 529 00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:47,623 ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 530 00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:49,482 ♪ We're on the move ♪ 531 00:22:53,263 --> 00:22:55,592 ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 532 00:22:55,617 --> 00:22:56,670 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 533 00:22:56,695 --> 00:22:58,068 ♪ We're on the move ♪ 534 00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:01,427 ♪ We're moving, we're grooving ♪ 535 00:23:01,452 --> 00:23:04,852 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com