1 00:00:00,037 --> 00:00:02,389 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,414 --> 00:00:03,484 Y'all come down 3 00:00:03,509 --> 00:00:05,668 to the Baskets Family Rodeo. 4 00:00:05,828 --> 00:00:08,729 If we all stay in our own lanes as business partners, 5 00:00:08,831 --> 00:00:10,831 - We can get somewhere. (LAUGHS) - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 6 00:00:11,093 --> 00:00:12,710 You're stealing Christine's treadmill? 7 00:00:12,735 --> 00:00:15,112 - It's called collateral. - You're not a French clown. 8 00:00:16,188 --> 00:00:18,705 MRS. BASKETS: Be proud 'cause you're a Bakersfield clown. 9 00:00:18,808 --> 00:00:20,741 - Propose what? - Marriage. 10 00:00:21,307 --> 00:00:22,460 To your mom. 11 00:00:22,485 --> 00:00:24,351 I just want to tell you, you have my blessing. 12 00:00:24,539 --> 00:00:25,523 Really? 13 00:00:25,548 --> 00:00:27,498 Well, somebody around here has to get married. 14 00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:30,873 - PEOPLE: Ten. Nine. Eight. - (PHONE RINGING) 15 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,414 - Hello? - PENELOPE (OVER PHONE): Chips! 16 00:00:32,469 --> 00:00:34,433 - Hey, Penelope. - PENELOPE: Happy New Year! 17 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:36,405 - PEOPLE: Five. Four. - Christine? 18 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,195 - I want to ask you something. - PEOPLE: Three. Two. 19 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,078 - What? - PEOPLE: One. 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,300 PEOPLE: Happy New Year! 21 00:00:43,402 --> 00:00:46,136 PENELOPE: Chip, I'm coming to L.A. to record an album. 22 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,338 Wow. Los Angeles. That's, uh... 23 00:00:48,898 --> 00:00:51,508 I mean, it's not as inspiring as Paris, but congratulations. 24 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:52,917 Thank you. 25 00:00:53,222 --> 00:00:55,058 So, Chip, what do you think? 26 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:58,428 Should I rent a car while I'm in Los Angeles or...? 27 00:00:58,453 --> 00:00:59,265 What?! 28 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:00,670 - MRS. BASKETS: Chip! - Hold on. What's that? 29 00:01:00,834 --> 00:01:04,093 Should I rent a car when I'm in Los Angeles? 30 00:01:04,228 --> 00:01:05,903 - A car... Um... - (DISTANT, EXCITED CHATTER) 31 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,572 Uh, well are you...? 32 00:01:07,674 --> 00:01:10,445 Um... You know, uh, a car... 33 00:01:10,477 --> 00:01:13,045 Well, you're-you're gonna be recording all day, right? 34 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:14,336 Sort of. 35 00:01:14,361 --> 00:01:15,882 Uh... no. Okay, here. Um... no. 36 00:01:15,907 --> 00:01:17,441 You don't... you don't... you don't need a car. 37 00:01:17,466 --> 00:01:18,965 Plus, most of the drivers in Los Angeles 38 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:20,423 are stoned out of their minds. 39 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,167 - I-I don't drive. - I know. 40 00:01:22,606 --> 00:01:24,827 Well, maybe Martha can be my chauffeur? 41 00:01:25,201 --> 00:01:27,334 - PEOPLE: Chip! - I'll be right down! I promise you! 42 00:01:27,618 --> 00:01:30,085 Martha never leaves Bakersfield. She's-she's a townie. 43 00:01:30,110 --> 00:01:31,247 - MRS. BASKETS: Chip! - Hold on! 44 00:01:31,272 --> 00:01:32,604 - Your mother's engaged! - Hey, hey, hey. 45 00:01:32,707 --> 00:01:34,245 Penelope, can-can I call you later? 46 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:35,970 (DOG BARKS, BIRD SQUAWKING) 47 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:40,075 _ 48 00:01:41,127 --> 00:01:42,943 MRS. BASKETS: Say good-bye to your house. 49 00:01:43,247 --> 00:01:45,213 ♪ We are going out of here... ♪ 50 00:01:45,315 --> 00:01:45,880 (CAR STARTS) 51 00:01:46,781 --> 00:01:48,346 - (CAR DINGING) - Oh, God, turn that off. 52 00:01:48,601 --> 00:01:50,657 - Hey, Mom, we're leaving! - (MUSIC STOPS) 53 00:01:50,946 --> 00:01:52,273 See you there! 54 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,279 Come on, Ronnie. Time to go. 55 00:01:54,568 --> 00:01:56,008 - (MEOWS) - Get in here. 56 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:58,869 We're going to the new house. It's not far. 57 00:01:58,971 --> 00:02:03,076 The smell should be about the same, except for Ken's musk. 58 00:02:04,096 --> 00:02:05,352 (SIGHS) 59 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,777 Hmm. 60 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:08,306 See you, house. 61 00:02:08,681 --> 00:02:10,414 So much smaller when it's empty. 62 00:02:25,574 --> 00:02:26,896 Breaker, breaker. 63 00:02:26,998 --> 00:02:28,400 Anybody copy? 64 00:02:28,701 --> 00:02:30,881 Oh, God, it's not a good time for the walkie! 65 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:33,071 Dale, we got some human trash here 66 00:02:33,096 --> 00:02:34,529 trying to steal your treadmill. 67 00:02:34,631 --> 00:02:37,645 Copy that. And 10-4. Over. (WALKIE-TALKIE CHIRPS) 68 00:02:39,144 --> 00:02:40,112 (GUNSHOT) 69 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:41,521 Freeze! 70 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:42,727 (CHUCKLES) 71 00:02:42,805 --> 00:02:45,067 I should have figured it was you, Chip. 72 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:46,819 Since when did you become... Halt. 73 00:02:46,921 --> 00:02:48,855 Since when did you become Mama's little errand boy? 74 00:02:48,957 --> 00:02:51,023 Ever since you decided to retire from the rodeo. 75 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:52,841 - What... what is going on?! - Retire... 76 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:55,589 It's a sabbatical! You can have the treadmill. 77 00:02:55,614 --> 00:02:57,075 - Fine. - (ENGINE STARTS) 78 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,433 - Okay, straighten it out. - (RHYTHMIC BEEPING) 79 00:02:58,615 --> 00:02:59,914 Straight back now. 80 00:03:00,494 --> 00:03:02,765 Yup. Come on. 81 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:06,603 MRS. BASKETS: God. Is this Sherwin-Williams? 82 00:03:06,705 --> 00:03:08,070 I don't think so. 83 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:10,808 Is this the color I picked or the primer? 84 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:12,245 No, it's the color. 85 00:03:12,988 --> 00:03:15,005 I couldn't have picked this. 86 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,557 What, you don't like it? 87 00:03:16,962 --> 00:03:18,222 Want to do something different? 88 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:21,075 This can't be Casa Blanca, can it? 89 00:03:22,324 --> 00:03:23,551 Hold up a sec, guys. 90 00:03:23,717 --> 00:03:25,617 Looks more like canary. 91 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:28,800 Oh, I hate birds. 92 00:03:29,138 --> 00:03:30,938 KEN: Honey, it's only paint. 93 00:03:30,963 --> 00:03:32,449 - Let's just paint it again. - (CAT MEWING) 94 00:03:32,474 --> 00:03:35,594 - You're right. - Hold on. Susan, it's fine, honey. Relax. 95 00:03:35,619 --> 00:03:37,580 - (MEWS) - Uh, Christine, let me call you back. 96 00:03:37,605 --> 00:03:39,719 - Uh, Susan hates this travel stuff. - Okay. 97 00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:41,389 Yeah, I'll call you when I get settled in at the hotel. 98 00:03:41,414 --> 00:03:43,075 - Love you. - I love you, too. 99 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,089 Here you go, Jeff. 100 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,525 Thank you, Scooty. 101 00:03:46,221 --> 00:03:47,293 Here you go, Hank. 102 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,929 Thanks so much, Nick. 103 00:03:49,389 --> 00:03:50,687 Thank you, Dean. 104 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:52,223 Here you go, Junior. 105 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:53,590 Here you go, Steph. 106 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:55,083 Thanks so much. 107 00:03:55,428 --> 00:03:58,016 Thanks for your help! We'll see you next season! 108 00:03:58,941 --> 00:04:00,574 Okay, you ready for this meeting, guys? 109 00:04:00,733 --> 00:04:02,877 - Is your mom coming? - No, she's doing wedding stuff. 110 00:04:02,902 --> 00:04:03,858 I don't think she's coming. 111 00:04:03,883 --> 00:04:07,130 Oh, good. My butt's gone to sleep in this chair. 112 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,824 That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. 113 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,348 So, listen, now that it's the off-season, 114 00:04:10,373 --> 00:04:11,805 I think we need to find 115 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:14,197 new ways to generate some income for the rodeo. 116 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,683 - Okay. - Any ideas? 117 00:04:16,888 --> 00:04:18,287 - Nope. - Okay. 118 00:04:18,853 --> 00:04:20,023 Here's what I've got. 119 00:04:20,358 --> 00:04:23,158 Since we have this wonderful venue, the rodeo, 120 00:04:23,261 --> 00:04:25,515 what if we attract circus groups? 121 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,640 Or-or-or traveling troupes of-of jugglers 122 00:04:27,664 --> 00:04:30,256 and jesters, and we attract clowns from 123 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:33,566 all parts of the world, and maybe Bakersfield bec... 124 00:04:33,591 --> 00:04:36,115 can become a mecca r-for-for.... for clowning? 125 00:04:37,225 --> 00:04:38,254 What do you think? 126 00:04:38,592 --> 00:04:40,701 Well, I don't know so much about that... 127 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:45,039 buffoon clownery and all that fannagarall, 128 00:04:45,345 --> 00:04:48,312 but the Boot Fair and Belt Festival... 129 00:04:48,337 --> 00:04:50,324 They always rent the place. 130 00:04:51,127 --> 00:04:52,152 Okay, yeah. 131 00:04:53,185 --> 00:04:54,788 Well, that makes sense, I guess. 132 00:04:54,813 --> 00:04:56,913 They pay good, and they're dependable. 133 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:58,990 A thousand dollars a weekend. 134 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:01,459 We sell our own... sell popcorn... 135 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,995 (MUFFLED VOICE CONTINUES) 136 00:05:06,287 --> 00:05:07,393 Mom? 137 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:09,305 MRS. BASKETS: In the dining room, honey. 138 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:12,064 I'm up to my eyeballs in wedding rigmarole. 139 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,667 Oh, my God, these invitations... They're so... 140 00:05:14,692 --> 00:05:16,558 Oh, terrible calligraphy. 141 00:05:16,738 --> 00:05:18,720 - Oh. - Rodeo's pretty quiet. 142 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,702 (SIGHS) Everything's taken care of. Not much going on. 143 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:23,435 What do you mean "not much going on"? 144 00:05:23,537 --> 00:05:25,671 You got to get something going. That's a business. 145 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:27,773 - Yeah, I know. Uh... - Okay. 146 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:31,000 I had a business-type meeting thing today. 147 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:32,842 And looks like we're gonna 148 00:05:33,219 --> 00:05:37,985 rent the rodeo out to the, uh, Boot Fair and the Belt Expo. 149 00:05:38,194 --> 00:05:39,160 Boots and Belts. 150 00:05:39,185 --> 00:05:40,518 - I love it! - Yeah. 151 00:05:40,543 --> 00:05:42,009 You deserve a cookie. 152 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:44,088 Double stuffed. 153 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:46,257 - Your favorite, aren't they? - Um... no, no. 154 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:47,926 - Not really? - No, but, uh, mm. 155 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:49,317 Oh, I'm gonna have one, too. 156 00:05:49,511 --> 00:05:51,177 You know, you don't think you want to eat 157 00:05:51,264 --> 00:05:53,565 - a hundred Oreos, but you can. - No. 158 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:56,086 Oh, honey, you're gonna have to sleep in the gift wrap room 159 00:05:56,111 --> 00:05:57,443 because your room's full of tarps. 160 00:05:57,678 --> 00:05:58,649 That's fine. 161 00:05:59,047 --> 00:06:00,813 And I need a color for your room. 162 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,538 - Have you decided yet? - No. 163 00:06:02,576 --> 00:06:04,677 How about San Clemente Teal? 164 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,116 I like beige. 165 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,235 Beige? That's not a color, honey. 166 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:10,699 (CHEWING) 167 00:06:12,311 --> 00:06:13,389 (SIGHS) 168 00:06:13,570 --> 00:06:15,870 (AIR WHOOSHING) 169 00:06:17,373 --> 00:06:18,980 (SIGHS) 170 00:06:23,393 --> 00:06:24,868 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 171 00:06:31,353 --> 00:06:33,287 (DIALING) 172 00:06:35,324 --> 00:06:36,457 (LINE RINGING) 173 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:38,382 - (PHONE RINGING) - (HUMMING) 174 00:06:40,023 --> 00:06:41,280 - Chip! - Hey. 175 00:06:41,305 --> 00:06:42,547 Listen, I've been rethinking 176 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:44,235 about what I told you about renting a car. 177 00:06:44,476 --> 00:06:46,109 - Chip, I arrive tomorrow. - Oh, good. 178 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:48,555 Good. So I caught you just in time. Uh... (SIGHS) 179 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,146 I'm worried that you're under the assumption 180 00:06:50,171 --> 00:06:52,740 that there's some kind of European train 181 00:06:52,765 --> 00:06:54,445 that links up to the airport, and that's not the case. 182 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:55,970 - I'll come get you. - No, no, no. 183 00:06:56,071 --> 00:06:58,238 - Don't. It's too much hassle. - No. 184 00:06:58,263 --> 00:07:01,398 It'd be good. I'll just pick you up, we could have a chit-chat. 185 00:07:01,576 --> 00:07:04,547 I could maybe take you to an American drive-thru. 186 00:07:04,614 --> 00:07:05,585 Okay, sure. 187 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:07,477 - How much do you charge? - Well, it's free. 188 00:07:07,502 --> 00:07:09,336 I'm.... Uh, uh, I'm your friend. 189 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:12,361 Oh, Chippu, nothing in life is free. 190 00:07:13,214 --> 00:07:14,613 Yeah, you're right about that. 191 00:07:14,638 --> 00:07:15,557 Okay, listen. 192 00:07:15,582 --> 00:07:18,081 I arrive at 7:00 in Los Angeles, but I'll text you 193 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:19,572 from my layover in Chicago, okay? 194 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:21,315 - Okay. Yeah, that... that would be... - Okay. 195 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,802 - Bye. Thank you. - Yeah, ciao. 196 00:07:26,388 --> 00:07:27,524 Hmm. 197 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:35,483 Hey! 198 00:07:35,508 --> 00:07:37,740 I need to pick someone up at the airport tonight. 199 00:07:37,765 --> 00:07:39,273 Can I borrow your car? 200 00:07:39,515 --> 00:07:41,319 Sorry, Chip. I'd let you use my car, 201 00:07:41,344 --> 00:07:43,810 but I've got to drive my mom around for a few days. 202 00:07:43,912 --> 00:07:45,713 She just had cataract surgery. 203 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:47,466 Are we there yet? 204 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:49,750 Hey, Ms. Brooks. She looks like Roy Orbison. 205 00:07:50,217 --> 00:07:52,029 You know, Chip, Costco Insurance 206 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:55,399 has partnerships with car rental places all over town. 207 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:57,625 I could give you a 20% off coupon. 208 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,926 You're authorized to do that? 209 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:02,732 Well, try dropping my name. 210 00:08:02,818 --> 00:08:04,499 They might really hook you up. 211 00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:06,523 Hook me up? To what? 212 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,703 No. Mom, I was talking to Chip. 213 00:08:08,915 --> 00:08:11,182 Chip? Who's Chip? 214 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,683 Okay, thanks so much. 215 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:15,339 - Bye, Ms. Brooks. - Bye. 216 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,864 Good luck with the welding classes. 217 00:08:17,359 --> 00:08:18,731 What did he say? 218 00:08:18,878 --> 00:08:22,050 Um, he thinks that you're going to a welding class. 219 00:08:22,395 --> 00:08:24,194 All right, so with your coupon 220 00:08:24,219 --> 00:08:27,888 and the mention of Martha Brooks, that'll be $129. 221 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,174 $129? I thought it'd be around... 222 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:32,110 Well, I thought it'd be around free. 223 00:08:32,715 --> 00:08:34,162 Nothing in life is free. 224 00:08:34,187 --> 00:08:36,385 You need to pay for insurance. 225 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:38,256 Yeah, I don't... It's just a half a day. 226 00:08:38,281 --> 00:08:39,134 I don't need this stuff. 227 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:41,524 Well, let's say you get in an accident. 228 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:43,092 Now, you don't want collection agents 229 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:46,330 knocking on your door, trying to get your money, okay? 230 00:08:46,466 --> 00:08:48,833 So, what you want to do is get this full coverage, 231 00:08:48,858 --> 00:08:50,966 and that way, it'll cover everything, 232 00:08:50,991 --> 00:08:53,238 and you can just walk away. 233 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:55,328 Just walk away, huh? 234 00:08:59,697 --> 00:09:01,695 (PHONE CHIRPS) 235 00:09:06,307 --> 00:09:08,220 (WHOOSHING) 236 00:09:08,322 --> 00:09:09,921 (YELLS) 237 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,787 (GROANS) 238 00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,425 What state is the car in now? 239 00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:17,394 Well, the car won't go in reverse... or drive, 240 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,730 but the airbag works very well. 241 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,832 Okay. How are you doing now? 242 00:09:21,934 --> 00:09:24,645 Um, listen, I'm fine, but I'm in a big rush, okay? 243 00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:26,247 I just walked away, like you said. 244 00:09:26,272 --> 00:09:28,071 Well, I did say that, but... 245 00:09:28,096 --> 00:09:30,691 All right, Regina, I'm... I'm in a rush. Thank you so much. 246 00:09:30,716 --> 00:09:31,719 Hello? 247 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,006 KEN: Hi. 248 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,595 My name is Susan. I'm very happy to be here. 249 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,085 - (PURRING) - What is your name? 250 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:38,493 - I'm Ronald Reagan. - (KEN GASPS) 251 00:09:38,518 --> 00:09:40,118 - Just call me "Ronnie." - Oh. 252 00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:43,484 Oh, I love your face. It's so unusual. 253 00:09:43,664 --> 00:09:45,263 I'm from Colorado, 254 00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:48,131 and I've never lived with another cat before. 255 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:53,321 Well, you'll be fine here because my mom loves cats. 256 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:56,181 - Doesn't she? I'm gonna get... Oh! - (DOOR OPENS) 257 00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:57,132 -Oh! -Hey, Mom. -Chip! 258 00:09:57,157 --> 00:09:58,776 I need to borrow a car. Do you have the keys? 259 00:09:58,801 --> 00:10:01,133 - What? My car keys? - Yeah. 260 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,842 - (YOWLING) - (MUTTERS) Cat! 261 00:10:02,944 --> 00:10:04,544 What happened to your face? 262 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,369 No, I-I'm fine, Mom. Hi, Ken. How are you? 263 00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:07,957 - Hey, Chip. - Welcome to town. 264 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,122 - Hey, glad to be here. - Nice to see you. 265 00:10:10,147 --> 00:10:11,346 - Mm-hmm. - What kind of shenanigans...? 266 00:10:11,371 --> 00:10:12,695 Hey, Ken, do you have a...? Uh... 267 00:10:12,727 --> 00:10:13,756 (QUIETLY): He's always doing these kind of things. 268 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,826 Hey, Ken, do you have car I can borrow? 269 00:10:15,202 --> 00:10:17,692 I don't think he's fit to drive. 270 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,485 It's always something with him... 271 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:21,311 - Money, car, keys. - Mom, 272 00:10:21,336 --> 00:10:23,634 a friend is relying on me. Can I borrow your car? 273 00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:25,169 - No. - Why? 274 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,518 Well, at least let me put some Mercurochrome on this. 275 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:29,522 - CHIP: What? - Or a salve. 276 00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:31,678 - I don't want your salves on my face. - Oh... 277 00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:33,974 Well, you're gonna get an infection, and then what? 278 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,750 - He-he does have obligations. - What? 279 00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:40,117 Well, why don't you take him then, Ken? Ken will take you. 280 00:10:40,142 --> 00:10:41,986 I can do it myself, Mom. It's fine. I can... 281 00:10:42,011 --> 00:10:43,508 Go ahead, Ken. 282 00:10:43,772 --> 00:10:45,122 Welcome to the family. 283 00:10:45,618 --> 00:10:47,368 I'll take care of the cats. 284 00:10:47,393 --> 00:10:48,822 (WHISPERING): I don't have gas money. 285 00:10:50,787 --> 00:10:51,952 (SIGHS) 286 00:10:52,054 --> 00:10:53,117 (DOOR CLOSES) 287 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,742 - (CAT YOWLING) - Ronald? 288 00:11:00,253 --> 00:11:01,914 Didn't know we was going this far. 289 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:03,805 Might have to get some gas. 290 00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:06,391 I should've driven. It's just to help out a friend. 291 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,563 Well, is this a friend or a "friend"? 292 00:11:10,599 --> 00:11:11,863 I don't really know. 293 00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:15,049 Friend. Yeah, friend. 294 00:11:15,787 --> 00:11:18,260 Have you thought about what color you want to paint your room? 295 00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:21,077 I like plaid, or is that more of an attitude? 296 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,755 Yeah, that could be a little tricky. 297 00:11:24,336 --> 00:11:27,271 You know, sometimes you put a color like that on the wall, 298 00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:30,107 and you step back and look at it and go, "Wow, that's no good." 299 00:11:30,276 --> 00:11:31,675 Or sometimes you love it, 300 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,939 and two years later, it's out of style. 301 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,389 How long are you planning on staying with us, Chip? 302 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,469 Uh, I don't know. I guess until I die? 303 00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:43,769 Oh, God. 304 00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,818 - (LOUD THUDDING, GLASS BREAKING) - Huh? 305 00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,785 (BOTH CATS YOWLING) 306 00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:49,461 Ronnie? 307 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,062 (LOUD YOWLING) 308 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,069 Stop it, you two! 309 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,961 - What are you do...? Oh! - (GLASS BREAKING) 310 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:55,523 - (MEWING) - Ronnie! 311 00:11:55,937 --> 00:11:57,151 Susan! 312 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,593 - Susan. - (YOWLS) 313 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:00,883 Ow! 314 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,244 - Bad kitty. - (LOW YOWL) 315 00:12:04,719 --> 00:12:06,067 CHIP: There-there she is. 316 00:12:06,817 --> 00:12:07,828 Penelope! 317 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,430 Oh... Chip. 318 00:12:11,455 --> 00:12:13,139 - How are you? - How are you? 319 00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:17,109 - Nice to see you. - Oh, so nice to see you, too. 320 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:18,397 - Have you been well? - Oh, it's... 321 00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:19,328 (SIREN TOOTS) 322 00:12:19,353 --> 00:12:20,500 OFFICER (OVER SPEAKER): Colorado plates, move it along. 323 00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:21,684 - KEN: Come on, you two! - Oh. 324 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:22,938 - Let me help you with this stuff. - Who is this? 325 00:12:22,963 --> 00:12:24,230 Oh, that's, uh, my mom's boyfriend. 326 00:12:24,841 --> 00:12:26,507 Your... your mom's boyfriend? 327 00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:27,986 - Yeah, that's... that's Ken. - Oh. 328 00:12:28,271 --> 00:12:29,777 He's having sex with my mom. 329 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,045 (HORNS HONKING) 330 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,678 Wow, Hollywood. Look... Madame Tussauds. 331 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:35,820 CHIP: Yeah. 332 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:38,386 So, you know, uh, Chip and I were married 333 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,507 before his mother sent me away? 334 00:12:41,702 --> 00:12:44,503 No, Chip never told me you guys were married. 335 00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:47,070 - Yeah. - You never told him? 336 00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:48,307 Uh... 337 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,897 And Christine sent you away? 338 00:12:50,848 --> 00:12:52,711 - She did, yes. - (SCOFFS) 339 00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:56,031 Because we had an arrangement, you know? 340 00:12:56,056 --> 00:12:57,537 I needed a green card, 341 00:12:57,562 --> 00:12:59,797 uh, Chip needed someone to love. 342 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,888 But, uh, Christine didn't think 343 00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:03,599 it was a good idea, so... 344 00:13:04,441 --> 00:13:06,344 she called my father, and... 345 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,431 - Hmm. Oh, I see. - Yeah. 346 00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:10,874 I'm sorry. 347 00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:13,247 Mm, yes. 348 00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,375 (KEN SIGHS) 349 00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:17,570 Is she still destroying your life? 350 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:18,963 CHIP: Uh... 351 00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:20,888 she-she's got... 352 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,870 She's better. Bit better. 353 00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:25,060 That's a "yes." (LAUGHS) 354 00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:29,006 Hey, Ken, so you moved to Bakerfield 355 00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:31,042 to marry a Basket just like me. 356 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,399 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 357 00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:33,642 Mm-hmm. 358 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,826 I hope you're more luckier than me, though. 359 00:13:35,928 --> 00:13:38,062 (LAUGHS) Yeah, well, I hope so. 360 00:13:38,087 --> 00:13:39,653 - (PENELOPE LAUGHS) - Yeah. 361 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,745 It was good, though, really. It was good in the end. 362 00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:44,913 After all, I went back to France, 363 00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:47,605 and I dealt with my father, and... 364 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,895 - It's, uh, different status... - (PHONE RINGING) 365 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,252 Ho-Hold on. Ho-Hold on, Penelope. 366 00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:51,477 Let me take this call. 367 00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:53,685 Hey, Chrissy. 368 00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:55,918 Hey, the cats got in a big fight. 369 00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,285 I just wanted to let you know. 370 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,264 Oh, no. Is Susan okay? 371 00:13:59,697 --> 00:14:01,256 Yeah, I... I think she is. 372 00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:03,762 - Chip? - Yes. 373 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,981 Did you decide on the paint for your room? 374 00:14:06,006 --> 00:14:09,007 Is it gonna be Bluebird Breeze or Blue Boy Balloon? 375 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,009 Oh, I was... 376 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,710 Hello, Mama Baskets! 377 00:14:13,444 --> 00:14:15,646 (SING-SONGY): It's me, Penelope. 378 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,291 Ken... take me off speaker. 379 00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,336 Okay, sweetie. Talk to you later. 380 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:25,586 - Bye. - (PHONE BEEPS) 381 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:26,710 God. 382 00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:29,835 Didn't you say she got better? 383 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:31,311 She just doesn't... She... 384 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,364 She doesn't like to be on speakerphone. 385 00:14:33,514 --> 00:14:35,267 (POP SONG PLAYING) 386 00:14:43,057 --> 00:14:45,450 - Hey, staying with us? Okay. - Uh, she is. 387 00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,103 - Yeah, let me take that. No. - Oh, I got it. 388 00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:48,494 You know, it's what we do. I can just... 389 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:49,973 I can just take it. No. Can I help you take that? 390 00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,898 I was just gonna... just take it up to her room... 391 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Whoa, careful, careful. Aah! My finger. Ow. 392 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,112 - Thanks. I'll get this. - Oh, yeah. 393 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,216 Uh, she flew in? 394 00:14:58,241 --> 00:14:59,506 Yeah, she had a long flight. 395 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,043 Hey, Uber guy, can you pull out of here, please? 396 00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:04,111 He's, uh... he's actually with me. 397 00:15:04,214 --> 00:15:05,517 He's, uh, my, uh. He's my... 398 00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,624 Hey, do you want me to call you step-dad or dad? 399 00:15:08,649 --> 00:15:09,938 - How do...? - No, call me "Dad." 400 00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,863 - Yeah, that's my dad. - Oh. So, I'm sorry about that. 401 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,596 - Thank you. - Oh, yeah, I'll-I'll take that. 402 00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,387 (PENELOPE AND BELLHOP CHUCKLE) 403 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:17,692 Well... 404 00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:20,866 thank you so much. 405 00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:24,010 It was so nice to see you. 406 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,626 Okay. 407 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,797 Ciao. 408 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,114 Good-bye. 409 00:15:32,752 --> 00:15:34,260 Hey, Pene... Penelope? 410 00:15:34,441 --> 00:15:36,087 - Penelope? - Yeah? 411 00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:40,478 Did you want to maybe, uh, grab a bite to eat tonight? 412 00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:41,917 Um... 413 00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:43,729 Remember that place in Paris we used to go to go? 414 00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:45,921 - That looked like a... - No. I'm sorry. I'm so tired. 415 00:15:46,372 --> 00:15:48,094 I just had a long flight, you know? 416 00:15:48,442 --> 00:15:50,341 It's just that I'm in Los Angeles, 417 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,016 and it's kind of neat for me. 418 00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:53,307 I'm stuck in Bakersfield. 419 00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:54,445 I thought maybe... 420 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,902 Ah, right. 421 00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:58,593 You're stuck with your mother. 422 00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:00,337 You need to get away, 423 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,266 I think, hmm? 424 00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:04,887 MAN: Penelope? 425 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,658 - I'm sorry. I have to go. - Penelope? 426 00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:08,837 Good luck. 427 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,519 That you? 428 00:16:10,597 --> 00:16:11,996 PENELOPE: Hey! Hey! 429 00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:13,286 MAN: Come on in. The water's fine. 430 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:14,743 - (PENELOPE LAUGHS) - Welcome to your future. 431 00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:16,734 - PENELOPE (LAUGHING): Oh. - (HORN TOOTS LOUDLY) 432 00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:17,765 Okay. 433 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,594 Sorry, Chip. I was worried about my cat. 434 00:16:31,718 --> 00:16:33,618 HUELL HOWSER: Hi, I'm HUELL HOWSER. 435 00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,075 - And if you like animals, - (DOOR CLOSES) 436 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,533 - you should watch our video log - KEN: Christine? 437 00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:37,826 - Special tonight starring... - In here. 438 00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:39,815 Hi, boys. 439 00:16:39,943 --> 00:16:41,556 - Where's Susan? - Oh. 440 00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:43,851 She ran in the, uh, gift wrap room, 441 00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:46,120 and Ronnie... I don't know where he ran, but... 442 00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:48,998 They're just not connecting yet. It's gonna take time. 443 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,781 Oh, poor Susan. She must be so scared. 444 00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:53,505 CHRISTINE: Well, Ronnie's scared. 445 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:56,616 - Chip, how are you? - I'm fine, Mom, thank you. 446 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,004 You know what? She knows my scent. 447 00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,132 I think I'll go sleep in the gift wrap room with her, 448 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,291 - keep her company. - MRS. BASKETS: Ken... 449 00:17:02,596 --> 00:17:04,426 Just throw an old shirt in there. 450 00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:06,628 - (SIGHS) - Now I'm gonna be all alone. 451 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,997 (CLICKS HER TONGUE) 452 00:17:08,364 --> 00:17:09,755 Where are you gonna sleep, honey? 453 00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,635 Uh, just... This is.... 454 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:15,704 We made some of our most popular video logs... 455 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,704 - I'm tired. - Yeah. 456 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,074 You know, your dad always liked to sleep in a chair. 457 00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:25,750 Starting with the smallest pets we ever met. 458 00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,039 (SIGHS) 459 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,852 Oh, Chri... Oh... 460 00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:34,248 Christine? Oh. 461 00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:36,682 Hey. Hello from down the hall. 462 00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,070 (LAUGHS) You know, 463 00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:42,264 I'm kind of used to talking to you on the screen like this. 464 00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,904 I just wanted to say 465 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,766 I know how hard it must be for you and Susan. 466 00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:50,141 I'm a cat person, you know, so, 467 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,930 I really realize what you're going through. 468 00:17:53,277 --> 00:17:56,695 I just wanted to say I... I understand. 469 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,139 Thank you, baby. I want you to know 470 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,265 that both Susan and I are very happy to be here. 471 00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:02,909 - Aren't we, baby? See? - (PURRING) 472 00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:05,757 Well, you tell Susan that I had a talk 473 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:08,297 with Ronald Reagan, and he's over it. 474 00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:12,554 And he's gonna allow a Democratic cat in the house. 475 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,765 (CHUCKLES) 476 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:16,500 - You registered the cat as a Democrat? - Yes. 477 00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:18,403 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - (SUSAN PURRS) 478 00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:20,795 And thank you so much for being nice to Chip. 479 00:18:21,181 --> 00:18:22,413 - Yeah. - You know, I think 480 00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,246 he's struggling with this move, too. 481 00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:26,072 - Chip's a sensitive kid. - Yeah. 482 00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:28,313 Oh, speak of the devil. 483 00:18:28,602 --> 00:18:30,322 - Hey, Chip. - Hey, Mom. 484 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:32,246 Hey, Ken, I got to go. Good night, honey. 485 00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:33,636 I'll see you in the morning. 486 00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:34,676 Good night. I love y... 487 00:18:35,055 --> 00:18:36,454 Chip, what are you doing? 488 00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:37,969 - Did you wake up? - Hey, Mom. 489 00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:39,968 Yeah, do you have a sleeping bag in any of the box? 490 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,226 I'm chilly downstairs. 491 00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:42,479 I did, but you know, 492 00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:45,078 I kind of zone out when I'm packing. 493 00:18:45,547 --> 00:18:46,847 Come on in here. 494 00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:48,670 - You know what you need? - What? 495 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:52,055 You need a hug from your mother who loves you. 496 00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:53,984 - I'm good. - Get in here 497 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,359 and cuddle with me a little bit. I miss that. 498 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:57,816 Mom, I'm fine. 499 00:18:58,114 --> 00:18:59,747 This is a California King. 500 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,115 No, thank you. 501 00:19:01,217 --> 00:19:02,757 Come on. 502 00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:06,697 (MEOWS) 503 00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:08,214 Oh. 504 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:14,336 You know, Ken's here now, and it's hard for us to adjust. 505 00:19:15,078 --> 00:19:17,547 You know I'm not trying to replace you, honey. 506 00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:21,832 You're such a good boy. I just love you. 507 00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:24,628 Have you, uh, 508 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,251 thought about a color 509 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,633 of paint for your room? 510 00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,594 Mom, I... I was... 511 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:37,327 I've kind of been thinking 512 00:19:37,352 --> 00:19:39,519 that maybe I'm gonna move out, 513 00:19:39,621 --> 00:19:41,109 - (SNORING) - so, I... 514 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:45,871 (SNORING) 515 00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:02,745 (DOORBELL RINGING) 516 00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:07,078 - Uncle Chip! - Hi. 517 00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:08,753 - How are you? - Welcome, man. 518 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,009 Hi! 519 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,408 - Come in, come in. - Hi. 520 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,933 Come in, man. This is the palace. 521 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,073 Thank you guys so much for letting me stay here. 522 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:16,402 - I appreciate it. - Of course, man. 523 00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:17,826 He's supposed to sleep with us for, like, 524 00:20:17,903 --> 00:20:19,570 - a year or whatever, so... - Yeah, so you can 525 00:20:19,672 --> 00:20:22,573 stay in his room till he's, like, one or even longer. 526 00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:24,917 Yeah. Do you want to hold him? 527 00:20:24,942 --> 00:20:25,730 I'm fine. 528 00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,221 - He wants you to hold him. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 529 00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:28,422 Yeah, get him. 530 00:20:28,447 --> 00:20:29,714 Here you go, Uncle Chippy. Get me! 531 00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,225 - Oh. Oh. - Oh... 532 00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:33,060 - Yes. - It's okay. 533 00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:34,728 Hi. 534 00:20:34,831 --> 00:20:36,395 - (TRINITY CHUCKLES) - Hi. 535 00:20:36,707 --> 00:20:39,233 - Look at that. Natural. - Yes. 536 00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:40,703 Uncle Chippy. 537 00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:41,849 What's its name? 538 00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,105 Well, we never would've met 539 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,428 if it wasn't for you, so we named him... 540 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,145 - Chip. We named him Chip. - Chip. 541 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,802 - (TRINITY LAUGHS) - Named him Chip, like your name. 542 00:20:48,905 --> 00:20:51,671 Chip. Yes! Welcome to the family, Uncle Chip. 543 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:52,873 JODE: You're in. 544 00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,066 - Hi, Chip. - (CRYING) 545 00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:58,020 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 546 00:20:58,045 --> 00:20:59,944 (WHISTLING MELODY)