1 00:00:02,873 --> 00:00:03,831 Y'’all come down to 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,094 the Baskets Family Rodeo. 3 00:00:06,268 --> 00:00:09,097 If we all stay in our own lanesas business partners, 4 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:11,186 -we can get somewhere. -[camera shutter clicks] -[laughs] 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,927 You'’re stealing Christine'’s treadmill? 6 00:00:13,101 --> 00:00:15,190 -It'’s called collateral. -You'’re not a French cloon. 7 00:00:15,321 --> 00:00:19,064 MRS. BASKETS: Be proud '’cause you'’re a Bakersfield cloon. 8 00:00:19,194 --> 00:00:21,109 -Propose what? -Marriage. 9 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:22,458 To your mom. 10 00:00:22,632 --> 00:00:24,417 I just want to tell you, you have my blessing. 11 00:00:24,547 --> 00:00:26,158 -Really? -Well, somebody 12 00:00:26,332 --> 00:00:28,160 around here has to get married. 13 00:00:28,334 --> 00:00:30,249 -PEOPLE: Ten. Nine. Eight. -[phone ringing] 14 00:00:30,423 --> 00:00:32,077 -Hello? -PENELOPE [over phone]: Chips! 15 00:00:32,251 --> 00:00:33,643 -PEOPLE: Seven. -Hey, Penelope. PENELOPE: Happy New Year! 16 00:00:33,774 --> 00:00:36,951 -PEOPLE: Five. Four. -Christine? 17 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,474 -I want to ask you something. -PEOPLE: Three. Two. 18 00:00:38,648 --> 00:00:40,259 -What? -PEOPLE: One. 19 00:00:41,434 --> 00:00:43,566 PEOPLE: Happy New Year! 20 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:46,352 PENELOPE: Chip, I'’m coming to L.A. to record an album. 21 00:00:46,526 --> 00:00:48,658 Wow. Los Angeles. That'’s, uh... 22 00:00:48,789 --> 00:00:51,879 I mean, it'’s not as inspiring as Paris, but congratulations. 23 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,272 Thank you. 24 00:00:53,446 --> 00:00:55,143 So, Chip, what do you think? 25 00:00:55,317 --> 00:00:57,450 Should I rent a carwhile I'’m in Los Angeles or...? 26 00:00:57,580 --> 00:00:59,191 What?! 27 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:01,106 -MRS. BASKETS: Chip! -Hold on. What'’s that? 28 00:01:01,236 --> 00:01:03,760 Should I rent a car when I'’m in Los Angeles? 29 00:01:03,934 --> 00:01:06,024 -A car... Um... -[distant, excited chatter] 30 00:01:06,154 --> 00:01:07,895 Uh, well are you...? 31 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,593 Um... You know, uh, a car... 32 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,769 Well, you'’re-you're gonna be recording all day, right? 33 00:01:12,943 --> 00:01:14,249 Sort of. 34 00:01:14,423 --> 00:01:16,034 Uh... no. Okay, here. Um... no. 35 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:17,557 You don'’t... you don't... you don'’t need a car. 36 00:01:17,731 --> 00:01:19,080 Plus, most of the drivers in Los Angeles 37 00:01:19,254 --> 00:01:20,777 are stoned out of their minds. 38 00:01:20,951 --> 00:01:22,301 -I-I don'’t drive. -I know. 39 00:01:22,475 --> 00:01:25,217 Well, maybe Martha can be my chauffeur? 40 00:01:25,391 --> 00:01:27,262 -PEOPLE: Chip! -I'’ll be right down! I promise you! 41 00:01:27,393 --> 00:01:29,612 Martha never leaves Bakersfield.She'’s-she's a townie. 42 00:01:29,786 --> 00:01:31,223 -MRS. BASKETS: Chip! -Hold on! 43 00:01:31,397 --> 00:01:32,485 -Your mother'’s engaged! -Hey, hey, hey. 44 00:01:32,615 --> 00:01:34,313 Penelope, can-can I call you later? 45 00:01:34,487 --> 00:01:36,054 [dog barks, bird squawking] 46 00:01:40,623 --> 00:01:42,625 MRS. BASKETS: Say good-bye to your house. 47 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:44,758 ♪ We are going out of here...♪ 48 00:01:44,932 --> 00:01:46,934 [car starts] 49 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,501 -[car dinging] -Oh, God, turn that off. 50 00:01:48,631 --> 00:01:50,851 -Hey, Mom, we'’re leaving! -[music stops] 51 00:01:51,025 --> 00:01:52,374 See you there! 52 00:01:52,548 --> 00:01:54,115 Come on, Ronnie. Time to go. 53 00:01:54,289 --> 00:01:56,074 -[meows] -Get in here. 54 00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:58,859 We'’re going to the new house. It'’s not far. 55 00:01:59,033 --> 00:02:03,342 The smell should be aboutthe same, except for Ken'’s musk. 56 00:02:03,516 --> 00:02:05,126 [sighs] 57 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,780 Hmm. 58 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:08,521 See you, house. 59 00:02:08,651 --> 00:02:10,305 So much smaller when it'’s empty. 60 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,887 Breaker, breaker. 61 00:02:27,061 --> 00:02:28,541 Anybody copy? 62 00:02:28,671 --> 00:02:31,239 Oh, God, it'’s not a good time for the walkie! 63 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:33,285 Dale, we got some human trash here 64 00:02:33,459 --> 00:02:34,677 trying to steal your treadmill. 65 00:02:34,851 --> 00:02:37,419 Copy that. And 10-4. Over. [walkie-talkie chirps] 66 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:40,335 [gunshot] 67 00:02:40,509 --> 00:02:42,903 Freeze! [chuckles] 68 00:02:43,077 --> 00:02:44,600 I should have figured it was you, Chip. 69 00:02:44,774 --> 00:02:46,254 Since when did you become-- Halt. 70 00:02:46,428 --> 00:02:48,343 Since when did you become Mama'’s little errand boy? 71 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:50,563 Ever since you decided to retire from the rodeo. 72 00:02:50,693 --> 00:02:53,087 -What... what is going on?! -Retire... 73 00:02:53,261 --> 00:02:55,045 It'’s a sabbatical! You can have the treadmill. 74 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,178 -Fine. -[engine starts] 75 00:02:57,352 --> 00:02:58,701 -Okay, straighten it out. -[rhythmic beeping] 76 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,268 Straight back now. 77 00:03:00,442 --> 00:03:03,924 Yup. Come on. 78 00:03:04,098 --> 00:03:07,101 MRS. BASKETS: God. Is this Sherwin-Williams? 79 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:08,450 I don'’t think so. 80 00:03:08,624 --> 00:03:11,149 Is this the color I picked or the primer? 81 00:03:11,279 --> 00:03:12,889 No, it'’s the color. 82 00:03:13,063 --> 00:03:14,674 I couldn'’t have picked this. 83 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:16,415 What, you don'’t like it? 84 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:18,373 Want to do something different? 85 00:03:18,547 --> 00:03:20,941 This can'’t be Casa Blanca, can it? 86 00:03:22,377 --> 00:03:23,900 Hold up a sec, guys. 87 00:03:24,074 --> 00:03:25,902 Looks more like canary. 88 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:29,254 Oh, I hate birds. 89 00:03:29,384 --> 00:03:30,516 KEN: Honey, it'’s only paint. 90 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:32,387 -Let'’s just paint it again. -[cat mewing] 91 00:03:32,518 --> 00:03:35,390 -You'’re right. -Hold on. Susan, it'’s fine, honey. Relax. 92 00:03:35,564 --> 00:03:36,870 -[mews] -Uh, Christine, let me call you back. 93 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:39,351 -Uh, Susan hates this travel stuff. -Okay. 94 00:03:39,525 --> 00:03:41,527 Yeah, I'’ll call you when I get settled in at the hotel. 95 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:43,093 -Love you. -I love you, too. 96 00:03:43,268 --> 00:03:44,312 Here you go, Jeff. 97 00:03:44,486 --> 00:03:45,879 Thank you, Scooty. 98 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:47,533 Here you go, Hank. 99 00:03:47,707 --> 00:03:49,361 Thanks so much, Nick. 100 00:03:49,535 --> 00:03:50,623 Thank you, Dean. 101 00:03:50,753 --> 00:03:52,320 Here you go, Junior. 102 00:03:52,494 --> 00:03:53,495 Here you go, Steph. 103 00:03:53,669 --> 00:03:55,410 Thanks so much. 104 00:03:55,584 --> 00:03:58,718 Thanks for your help! We'’ll see you next season! 105 00:03:58,892 --> 00:04:00,328 Okay, you ready for this meeting, guys? 106 00:04:00,502 --> 00:04:02,722 -Is your mom coming?-No, she'’s doing wedding stuff. 107 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,376 I don'’t think she's coming. 108 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:07,422 Oh, good. My butt'’s gone to sleep in this chair. 109 00:04:07,596 --> 00:04:08,858 That'’s fine. Yeah, that's fine. 110 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:10,425 So, listen, now that it'’s the off-season, 111 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:11,861 I think we need to find 112 00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:14,429 new ways to generate some incomefor the rodeo. 113 00:04:14,603 --> 00:04:16,779 -Okay. -Any ideas? 114 00:04:16,953 --> 00:04:18,433 -Nope. -Okay. 115 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:20,392 Here'’s what I've got. 116 00:04:20,566 --> 00:04:23,308 Since we havethis wonderful venue, the rodeo, 117 00:04:23,438 --> 00:04:25,875 what if we attract circus groups? 118 00:04:26,006 --> 00:04:28,138 Or-or-or traveling troupes of-of jugglers 119 00:04:28,313 --> 00:04:30,445 and jesters, and we attract clowns from all parts 120 00:04:30,576 --> 00:04:33,231 of the world, and maybe Bakersfield bec... 121 00:04:33,361 --> 00:04:36,451 can become a mecca for-for-for.... for clowning? 122 00:04:36,582 --> 00:04:38,366 What do you think? 123 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,368 Well, I don'’t know so much about that... 124 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:45,155 buffoon clownery and all that fannagarall, 125 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:48,202 but the Boot Fair and Belt Festival-- 126 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:50,422 they always rent the place. 127 00:04:50,596 --> 00:04:52,946 Okay, yeah. 128 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,991 Well, that makes sense, I guess. 129 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:57,211 They pay good, and they'’re dependable. 130 00:04:57,385 --> 00:04:59,387 A thousand dollars a weekend. 131 00:04:59,561 --> 00:05:01,694 We sell our own... sell popcorn... 132 00:05:01,824 --> 00:05:04,392 [muffled voice continues] 133 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:07,439 Mom? 134 00:05:07,613 --> 00:05:09,441 MRS. BASKETS: In the dining room, honey. 135 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:12,226 I'’m up to my eyeballs in wedding rigmarole. 136 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,750 Oh, my God, these invitations--they'’re so... 137 00:05:14,924 --> 00:05:16,709 Oh, terrible calligraphy. 138 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,233 -Oh. -Rodeo'’s pretty quiet. 139 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,714 [sighs] Everything'’s taken care of. Not much going on. 140 00:05:21,844 --> 00:05:23,411 What do you mean "not much going on"? 141 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:25,761 You got to get something going.That'’s a business. 142 00:05:25,935 --> 00:05:27,850 -Yeah, I know. Uh... -Okay. 143 00:05:28,024 --> 00:05:31,201 I had a business-type meeting thing today. 144 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:33,726 And looks like we'’re gonna rent the rodeo out 145 00:05:33,856 --> 00:05:37,469 to the, uh, Boot Fair and the Belt Expo. 146 00:05:37,643 --> 00:05:39,209 Boots and Belts. 147 00:05:39,384 --> 00:05:40,428 -I love it! -Yeah. 148 00:05:40,602 --> 00:05:42,212 You deserve a cookie. 149 00:05:42,387 --> 00:05:44,214 Double stuffed. 150 00:05:44,389 --> 00:05:46,434 -Your favorite, aren'’t they? -Um... no, no. 151 00:05:46,608 --> 00:05:48,001 -Not really? -No, but, uh, mm. 152 00:05:48,175 --> 00:05:49,307 Oh, I'’m gonna have one, too. 153 00:05:49,437 --> 00:05:51,265 You know, you don'’t think you want 154 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,528 -to eat a hundred Oreos, but you can. -No. 155 00:05:53,659 --> 00:05:55,574 Oh, honey, you'’re gonna have to sleep in the gift wrap room 156 00:05:55,748 --> 00:05:57,097 because your room'’s full of tarps. 157 00:05:57,271 --> 00:05:58,316 That'’s fine. 158 00:05:58,446 --> 00:06:00,448 And I need a color for your room. 159 00:06:00,622 --> 00:06:02,189 Have you decided yet? 160 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,452 -No. -How about San Clemente Teal? 161 00:06:04,626 --> 00:06:06,411 I like beige. 162 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:08,587 Beige? That'’s not a color, honey. 163 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:10,589 [chewing] 164 00:06:11,851 --> 00:06:13,548 [sighs] 165 00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:15,811 [air whooshing] 166 00:06:17,465 --> 00:06:19,424 [sighs] 167 00:06:23,079 --> 00:06:24,994 [sighs heavily] 168 00:06:31,436 --> 00:06:33,307 [dialing] 169 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,528 [line ringing] 170 00:06:36,702 --> 00:06:38,530 -[phone ringing] -[humming] 171 00:06:39,705 --> 00:06:41,489 -Chip! -Hey. 172 00:06:41,663 --> 00:06:42,795 Listen, I'’ve been rethinking 173 00:06:42,925 --> 00:06:44,536 about what I told you about renting a car. 174 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:46,233 -Chip, I arrive tomorrow. -Oh, good. 175 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,409 Good. So I caught you just in time. Uh... [sighs] 176 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:50,280 I'’m worriedthat you'’re under the assumption 177 00:06:50,455 --> 00:06:51,934 that there'’s some kind of European train 178 00:06:52,108 --> 00:06:54,546 that links up to the airport, and that'’s not the case. 179 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,069 -I'’ll come get you. -No, no, no. 180 00:06:56,243 --> 00:06:58,376 -Don'’t. It's too much hassle. -No. 181 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:01,422 It'’d be good. I'll just pick youup, we could have a chit-chat. 182 00:07:01,596 --> 00:07:04,120 I could maybe take you to an American drive-thru. 183 00:07:04,294 --> 00:07:05,513 Okay, sure. 184 00:07:05,687 --> 00:07:07,472 -How much do you charge? -Well, it'’s free. 185 00:07:07,646 --> 00:07:09,430 I'’m.... Uh, uh, I'm your friend. 186 00:07:09,604 --> 00:07:12,564 Oh, Chippu, nothing in life is free. 187 00:07:12,738 --> 00:07:13,913 Yeah, you'’re right about that. 188 00:07:14,087 --> 00:07:15,436 Okay, listen. 189 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:18,396 I arrive at 7:00 in Los Angeles,but I'’ll text you 190 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:19,875 from my layover in Chicago, okay? 191 00:07:20,049 --> 00:07:21,573 -Okay. Yeah, that... that would be... -Okay. 192 00:07:21,747 --> 00:07:23,575 -Bye. Thank you. -Yeah, ciao. 193 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:28,580 Hmm. 194 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,762 Hey, I need to, uh, pick someone up 195 00:07:36,936 --> 00:07:39,329 at the airport tonight. Can I borrow your car? 196 00:07:39,504 --> 00:07:41,506 Sorry, Chip. I'’d let you use my car, 197 00:07:41,636 --> 00:07:43,943 but I'’ve got to drive my mom around for a few days. 198 00:07:44,117 --> 00:07:45,771 She just had cataract surgery. 199 00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:47,555 Are we there yet? 200 00:07:47,729 --> 00:07:49,862 Hey, Ms. Brooks. She looks like Roy Orbison. 201 00:07:49,992 --> 00:07:52,125 You know, Chip, Costco Insurance 202 00:07:52,299 --> 00:07:55,607 has partnerships with car rentalplaces all over town. 203 00:07:55,781 --> 00:07:57,696 I could give you a 20% off coupon. 204 00:07:57,870 --> 00:08:00,089 You'’re authorized to do that? 205 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:02,527 Well, try dropping my name. 206 00:08:02,657 --> 00:08:04,659 They might really hook you up. 207 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:06,487 Hook me up? To what? 208 00:08:06,661 --> 00:08:08,750 No. Mom, I was talking to Chip. 209 00:08:08,924 --> 00:08:11,231 Chip? Who'’s Chip? 210 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:12,580 Okay, thanks so much. 211 00:08:12,754 --> 00:08:14,626 -Bye, Ms. Brooks. -Bye. 212 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,149 Good luck with the welding classes. 213 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:19,152 What did he say? 214 00:08:19,326 --> 00:08:22,764 Um, he thinks that you'’re goingto a welding class. 215 00:08:22,938 --> 00:08:24,679 All right, so with your coupon 216 00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:28,640 and the mention ofMartha Brooks, that'’ll be $129. 217 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:30,642 $129? I thought it'’d be around... 218 00:08:30,816 --> 00:08:32,557 Well, I thought it'’d be around free. 219 00:08:32,687 --> 00:08:33,775 Nothing in life is free. 220 00:08:33,949 --> 00:08:36,648 You need to pay for insurance. 221 00:08:36,822 --> 00:08:37,997 Yeah, I don'’t... It'’s just a half a day. 222 00:08:38,171 --> 00:08:39,955 I don'’t need this stuff. 223 00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:41,479 Well, let'’s say you get in an accident. 224 00:08:41,653 --> 00:08:42,958 Now, you don'’t want collection agents 225 00:08:43,132 --> 00:08:46,484 knocking on your door,trying to get your money, okay? 226 00:08:46,614 --> 00:08:49,051 So, what you want to do is get this full coverage, 227 00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:50,836 and that way, it'’ll cover everything, 228 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,621 and you can just walk away. 229 00:08:53,795 --> 00:08:55,623 Just walk away, huh? 230 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:02,630 [phone chirps] 231 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:08,593 [whooshing] 232 00:09:08,723 --> 00:09:10,203 [yells] 233 00:09:10,377 --> 00:09:12,510 [groans] 234 00:09:12,684 --> 00:09:14,555 What state is the car in now? 235 00:09:14,729 --> 00:09:17,515 Well, the car won'’t go in reverse... or drive, 236 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:19,952 but the airbag works very well. 237 00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:22,041 Okay. How are you doing now? 238 00:09:22,215 --> 00:09:24,739 Um, listen, I'’m fine, but I'’m in a big rush, okay? 239 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:26,480 I just walked away, like you said. 240 00:09:26,654 --> 00:09:28,395 Well, I did say that, but... 241 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,702 All right, Regina, I'’m... I'm ina rush. Thank you so much. 242 00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,834 -Hello? -KEN: Hi. 243 00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:35,489 My name is Susan. I'’m very happy to be here. 244 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,709 -[purring] -What is your name? 245 00:09:37,883 --> 00:09:38,884 -I'’m Ronald Reagan. -[Ken gasps] 246 00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:40,538 -Just call me "Ronnie." -Oh. 247 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:43,497 Oh, I love your face. It'’s so unusual. 248 00:09:43,671 --> 00:09:45,107 I'’m from Colorado, 249 00:09:45,281 --> 00:09:48,763 and I'’ve never lived with another cat before. 250 00:09:48,894 --> 00:09:52,550 Well, you'’ll be fine here because my mom loves cats. 251 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,727 -Doesn'’t she? I'’m gonna get... Oh! -[door opens] 252 00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:57,032 -Oh! -Hey, Mom. -Chip! 253 00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:59,252 I need to borrow a car. Do you have the keys? 254 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:01,254 -What? My car keys? -Yeah. 255 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:02,864 [yowling] -[mutters] Cat! 256 00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:04,779 What happened to your face? 257 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:06,694 No, I-I'’m fine, Mom. Hi, Ken. How are you? 258 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:07,913 -Hey, Chip. -Welcome to town. 259 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:09,479 -Hey, glad to be here. -Nice to see you. 260 00:10:09,654 --> 00:10:10,568 -Mm-hmm. -What kind of shenanigans...? 261 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,482 Hey, Ken, do you have a...? Uh... 262 00:10:12,657 --> 00:10:13,701 [quietly]: He'’s always doing these kind of things. 263 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:15,094 Hey, Ken, do you have car I can borrow? 264 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:17,444 I don'’t think he's fit to drive. 265 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,752 It'’s always something with him--money, car, keys. 266 00:10:20,926 --> 00:10:23,798 Mom, a friend is relying on me.Can I borrow your car? 267 00:10:23,972 --> 00:10:25,583 -No. -Why? 268 00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:28,063 Well, at least let me put some Mercurochrome on this. 269 00:10:28,237 --> 00:10:29,717 -CHIP: What? -Or a salve. 270 00:10:29,891 --> 00:10:31,719 -I don'’t want your salves on my face. -Oh... 271 00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:34,592 Well, you'’re gonna get an infection, and then what? 272 00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:37,464 -He-he does have obligations. -What? 273 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,162 Well, why don'’t you take him then, Ken? Ken will take you. 274 00:10:40,336 --> 00:10:42,034 I can do it myself, Mom. It'’s fine. I can... 275 00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:45,167 Go ahead, Ken. Welcome to the family. 276 00:10:45,341 --> 00:10:46,908 I'’ll take care of the cats. 277 00:10:47,082 --> 00:10:48,910 [whispering]: I don'’t have gas money. 278 00:10:50,869 --> 00:10:52,087 [sighs] 279 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:53,828 [door closes] 280 00:10:54,002 --> 00:10:55,134 -[cat yowling] -Ronald? 281 00:10:59,747 --> 00:11:00,966 KEN: I didn'’t know 282 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,489 we was going this far. 283 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,621 Might have to get some gas. 284 00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:04,883 I should'’ve driven. 285 00:11:05,057 --> 00:11:06,493 It'’s just to help out a friend. 286 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,714 Well, is this a friend or a "friend"? 287 00:11:09,844 --> 00:11:11,716 I don'’t really know. 288 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,371 Friend. Yeah, friend. 289 00:11:15,545 --> 00:11:16,938 Have you thought about what color 290 00:11:17,112 --> 00:11:18,853 you want to paint your room? 291 00:11:18,984 --> 00:11:21,595 I like plaid,or is that more of an attitude? 292 00:11:21,769 --> 00:11:24,206 Yeah, that could be a little tricky. 293 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:27,296 You know, sometimes you put a color like that on the wall, 294 00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:30,430 and you step back and look at itand go, "Wow, that'’s no good." 295 00:11:30,604 --> 00:11:31,779 Or sometimes you love it, 296 00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:34,564 and two years later, it'’s out of style. 297 00:11:34,739 --> 00:11:37,437 How long are you planning on staying with us, Chip? 298 00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:40,832 Uh, I don'’t know. I guess until I die? 299 00:11:42,398 --> 00:11:43,965 Oh, God. 300 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,011 -[loud thudding, glass breaking]-Huh? 301 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:48,230 [both cats yowling] 302 00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:49,884 Ronnie? 303 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:51,712 -[loud yowling] -Stop it, you two! 304 00:11:51,886 --> 00:11:53,671 -What are you do...? Oh! -[glass breaking] 305 00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,673 -[mewing] -Ronnie! 306 00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:57,762 Susan! 307 00:11:57,936 --> 00:11:59,589 -Susan. -[yowls] 308 00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:00,765 Ow! 309 00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:03,376 -Bad kitty. -[low yowl] 310 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,683 CHIP: There-there she is. 311 00:12:05,813 --> 00:12:07,902 Penelope! 312 00:12:08,076 --> 00:12:10,862 Oh... Chip. 313 00:12:11,036 --> 00:12:14,387 -How are you? -How are you? 314 00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:17,172 -Nice to see you. -Oh, so nice to see you, too. 315 00:12:17,346 --> 00:12:18,957 -Have you been well? -Oh, it'’s... -[siren toots] 316 00:12:19,131 --> 00:12:20,567 OFFICER [over speaker]: Colorado plates, move it along. 317 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,960 -KEN: Come on, you two! -Oh. 318 00:12:22,134 --> 00:12:23,483 -Let me help you with this stuff. -Who is this? 319 00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:24,702 Oh, that'’s, uh, my mom'’s boyfriend. 320 00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:26,660 Your... your mom'’s boyfriend? 321 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:27,922 -Yeah, that'’s... that's Ken. -Oh. 322 00:12:28,053 --> 00:12:29,750 He'’s having sex with my mom. 323 00:12:29,924 --> 00:12:32,405 [horns honking] 324 00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:34,189 Wow, Hollywood. Look-- Madame Tussauds. 325 00:12:34,363 --> 00:12:35,713 CHIP: Yeah. 326 00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:38,019 So, you know, uh, Chip and I were married 327 00:12:38,193 --> 00:12:41,719 before his mother sent me away? 328 00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:44,634 No, Chip never told me you guys were married. 329 00:12:44,809 --> 00:12:46,941 -Yeah. -You never told him? 330 00:12:47,115 --> 00:12:48,377 Uh... 331 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:49,944 And Christine sent you away? 332 00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:52,904 -She did, yes. -[scoffs] 333 00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:55,689 Because we had an arrangement, you know? 334 00:12:55,863 --> 00:12:57,735 I needed a green card, 335 00:12:57,909 --> 00:12:59,737 uh, Chip needed someone to love. 336 00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:01,434 But, uh, Christine didn'’t think 337 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,653 it was a good idea, so... 338 00:13:03,828 --> 00:13:05,873 she called my father, and... 339 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:08,528 -Hmm. Oh, I see. -Yeah. 340 00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:11,009 I'’m sorry. 341 00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:13,011 Mm, yes. 342 00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,013 [Ken sighs] 343 00:13:15,187 --> 00:13:17,102 Is she still destroying your life? 344 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:19,278 CHIP: Uh... 345 00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,280 she-she'’s got... 346 00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:23,412 She'’s better. Bit better. 347 00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:26,676 That'’s a "yes." [laughs] 348 00:13:26,851 --> 00:13:29,331 Hey, Ken, so you moved to Bakerfield 349 00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:31,420 to marry a Basket just like me. 350 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,944 [both chuckle] 351 00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,293 Mm-hmm. 352 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,469 I hope you'’re more luckier than me, though. 353 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,732 [laughs] Yeah, well, I hope so. 354 00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,299 -[Penelope laughs] -Yeah. 355 00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,954 It was good, though, really. It was good in the end. 356 00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:44,956 After all, I went back to France, 357 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,654 and I dealt with my father, and... 358 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,829 -It'’s, uh, different status... -[phone ringing] 359 00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:50,352 Ho-Hold on. Ho-Hold on, Penelope. 360 00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:51,745 Let me take this call. 361 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,965 Hey, Chrissy. 362 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:55,880 Hey, the cats got in a big fight. 363 00:13:56,054 --> 00:13:57,577 I just wanted to let you know. 364 00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,231 Oh, no. Is Susan okay? 365 00:13:59,361 --> 00:14:01,320 Yeah, I... I think she is. 366 00:14:01,494 --> 00:14:03,452 -Chip? -Yes. 367 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,803 Did you decide on the paint for your room? 368 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,893 Is it gonna be Bluebird Breeze or Blue Boy Balloon? 369 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,895 Oh, I was... 370 00:14:11,069 --> 00:14:12,810 Hello, Mama Baskets! 371 00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:15,769 [sing-songy]: It'’s me, Penelope. 372 00:14:19,294 --> 00:14:22,384 Ken... take me off speaker. 373 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:24,386 Okay, sweetie. Talk to you later. 374 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,910 -Bye. -[phone beeps] 375 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,955 God. 376 00:14:28,129 --> 00:14:30,262 Didn'’t you say she got better? 377 00:14:30,392 --> 00:14:31,785 She just doesn'’t... She... 378 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,961 She doesn'’t like to be on speakerphone. 379 00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,703 [pop song playing] 380 00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:45,016 -Hey, staying with us? Okay. -Uh, she is. 381 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,279 -Yeah, let me take that. No. -Oh, I got it. 382 00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:48,846 You know, it'’s what we do. I can just... 383 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,108 I can just take it. No. Can I help you take that? 384 00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:52,110 I was just gonna... just take it up to her room... 385 00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,199 Whoa, careful, careful. Aah! My finger. Ow. 386 00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:56,288 -Thanks. I'’ll get this. -Oh, yeah. 387 00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:58,116 Uh, she flew in? 388 00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,595 Yeah, she had a long flight. 389 00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,946 Hey, Uber guy, can you pull outof here, please? 390 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,078 He'’s, uh... he'’s actually with me. 391 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:06,037 He'’s, uh, my, uh... He's my... 392 00:15:06,211 --> 00:15:08,517 Hey, do you want me to call you stepdad or dad? 393 00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:10,345 -How do...? -No, call me "Dad." 394 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:12,347 -Yeah, that'’s my dad. -Oh. So, I'’m sorry about that. 395 00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,436 -Thank you.-Oh, yeah, I'’ll-I'll take that. 396 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,308 [Penelope and bellhop chuckle] 397 00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:18,614 Well... 398 00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,965 thank you so much. 399 00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:24,229 It was so nice to see you. 400 00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,318 Okay. 401 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,015 Ciao. 402 00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:30,017 Good-bye. 403 00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:34,195 Hey, Pene... Penelope? 404 00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:36,110 -Penelope? -Yeah? 405 00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:40,419 Did you want to maybe, uh, grab a bite to eat tonight? 406 00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:42,247 Um... 407 00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:43,944 Remember that place in Paris we used to go to go? 408 00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:46,251 -that looked like a... -No. I'’m sorry. I'm so tired. 409 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,122 I just had a long flight, you know? 410 00:15:48,253 --> 00:15:50,124 It'’s just that I'’m in Los Angeles, 411 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:51,996 and it'’s kind of neat for me. 412 00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,171 I'’m stuck in Bakersfield. 413 00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:54,912 I thought maybe... 414 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:56,348 Ah, right. 415 00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:58,350 You'’re stuck with your mother. 416 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,352 You need to get away, 417 00:16:00,482 --> 00:16:02,441 I think, hmm? 418 00:16:03,616 --> 00:16:05,574 MAN: Penelope? 419 00:16:05,705 --> 00:16:07,489 -I'’m sorry. I have to go. -Penelope? 420 00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:10,275 -Good luck. -That you? 421 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:11,929 PENELOPE: Hey! Hey! 422 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,147 MAN: Come on in. The water'’s fine. 423 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:14,844 -[Penelope laughs] -Welcome to your future. 424 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:16,629 -PENELOPE [laughing]: Oh. -[horn toots loudly] 425 00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:18,065 Okay. 426 00:16:18,239 --> 00:16:21,590 Sorry, Chip. I was worried about my cat. 427 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,472 HUELL HOWSER: Hi, I'’m Huell Howser. 428 00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:35,126 -And if you like animals, -[door closes] 429 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,518 -you should watch our video log -KEN: Christine? 430 00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:38,390 -special tonight starring... -In here. 431 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,957 Hi, boys. 432 00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:42,046 -Where'’s Susan? -Oh. 433 00:16:42,176 --> 00:16:44,135 She ran in the, uh, gift wrap room, 434 00:16:44,309 --> 00:16:46,224 and Ronnie-- I don'’t know wherehe ran, but... 435 00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:49,488 They'’re just not connecting yet.It'’s gonna take time. 436 00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:51,664 Oh, poor Susan. She must be so scared. 437 00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,448 CHRISTINE: Well, Ronnie'’s scared. 438 00:16:53,622 --> 00:16:56,147 -Chip, how are you? -I'’m fine, Mom, thank you. 439 00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:58,192 You know what? She knows my scent. 440 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,194 I think I'’ll go sleepin the gift wrap room with her, 441 00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:02,240 -keep her company. -MRS. BASKETS: Ken... 442 00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,416 Just throw an old shirt in there. 443 00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:06,679 -[sighs] -Now I'’m gonna be all alone. 444 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,159 [clicks her tongue] 445 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,943 Where are you gonna sleep, honey? 446 00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:13,686 Uh, just... This is... this is good. 447 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,731 We made some of our most popular video logs... 448 00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:19,039 -I'’m tired. -Yeah. 449 00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:22,347 You know, your dad always likedto sleep in a chair. 450 00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:26,351 ...starting with the smallest pets we ever met. 451 00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,355 [sighs] 452 00:17:30,529 --> 00:17:31,965 Oh, Chri... Oh... 453 00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:34,359 Christine? Oh. 454 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,013 Hey. Hello from down the hall. 455 00:17:36,187 --> 00:17:38,015 [laughs] You know, 456 00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:43,020 I'’m kind of used to talking to you on the screen like this. 457 00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:44,543 I just wanted to say 458 00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:47,807 I know how hard it must be for you and Susan. 459 00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:50,114 I'’m a cat person, you know, so, 460 00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:53,117 I really realize what you'’re going through. 461 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:56,163 I just wanted to say I... I understand. 462 00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,165 Thank you, baby. I want you to know 463 00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:01,473 that both Susan and I are very happy to be here. 464 00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:03,040 -Aren'’t we, baby? See? -[purring] 465 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,042 Well, you tell Susan that I had a talk 466 00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:08,045 with Ronald Reagan, and he'’s over it. 467 00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:12,179 And he'’s gonna allow a Democratic cat in the house. 468 00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:14,094 [chuckles] 469 00:18:14,268 --> 00:18:16,575 -You registered the cat as a Democrat? -Yes. 470 00:18:16,749 --> 00:18:18,533 -[both chuckle] -[Susan purrs] 471 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,145 And thank you so much for being nice to Chip. 472 00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:22,276 -Yeah. -You know, I think 473 00:18:22,407 --> 00:18:24,800 he'’s struggling with this move, too. 474 00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,541 -Chip'’s a sensitive kid. -Yeah. 475 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,195 Oh, speak of the devil. 476 00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:29,979 -Hey, Chip. -Hey, Mom. 477 00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:31,981 Hey, Ken, I got to go. Good night, honey. 478 00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:33,287 I'’ll see you in the morning. 479 00:18:33,418 --> 00:18:34,810 Good night. I love y... 480 00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,160 Chip, what are you doing? 481 00:18:36,334 --> 00:18:38,162 -Did you wake up? -Hey, Mom. 482 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:39,772 Yeah, do you have a sleeping bagin any of the box? 483 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,208 I'’m chilly downstairs. 484 00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:42,601 I did, but you know, 485 00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:45,212 I kind of zone out when I'’m packing. 486 00:18:45,386 --> 00:18:46,779 Come on in here. 487 00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,302 -You know what you need? -What? 488 00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:52,219 You need a hugfrom your mother who loves you. 489 00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:53,742 -I'’m good. -Get in here 490 00:18:53,873 --> 00:18:56,049 and cuddle with me a little bit.I miss that. 491 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,269 Mom, I'’m fine. 492 00:18:58,443 --> 00:18:59,966 This is a California King. 493 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,141 No, thank you. 494 00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:04,275 Come on. 495 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,799 [meows] 496 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,801 Oh. 497 00:19:11,325 --> 00:19:14,763 You know, Ken'’s here now,and it'’s hard for us to adjust. 498 00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,288 You know I'’m not trying to replace you, honey. 499 00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:21,553 You'’re such a good boy. I just love you. 500 00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:25,557 Have you, uh, 501 00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:29,430 thought about a color of paint for your room? 502 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,697 Mom, I... I was... 503 00:19:35,871 --> 00:19:37,264 I'’ve kind of been thinking 504 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,658 that maybe I'’m gonna move out, 505 00:19:39,832 --> 00:19:42,226 -so, I... -[snoring] 506 00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:49,015 [snoring] 507 00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:04,422 [doorbell rings] 508 00:20:04,596 --> 00:20:07,338 -Uncle Chip! -Hi. 509 00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:08,904 -How are you? -Welcome, man. 510 00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:10,079 Hi! 511 00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:11,385 -Come in, come in. -Hi. -[door closes] 512 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:13,387 Come in, man. This is the palace. 513 00:20:13,518 --> 00:20:14,910 Thank you guys so much for letting me stay here. 514 00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:17,043 -I appreciate it. -Of course, man. 515 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,392 He'’s supposed to sleep with us for, like, 516 00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:20,351 -a year or whatever, so... -Yeah, so you can 517 00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:23,354 stay in his room tillhe'’s, like, one or even longer. 518 00:20:23,528 --> 00:20:25,704 -Yeah. Do you want to hold him? -I'’m fine. 519 00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:27,401 -He wants you to hold him. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 520 00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:28,402 Yeah, get him. 521 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:29,882 Here you go, Uncle Chippy. Get me! 522 00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:31,405 -Oh. Oh. -Oh... 523 00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:33,190 -Yes. -It'’s okay. 524 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:34,756 Hi. 525 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,497 -[Trinity chuckles] -Hi. 526 00:20:36,671 --> 00:20:39,413 -Look at that. Natural. -Yes. 527 00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:40,980 Uncle Chippy. 528 00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:42,199 What'’s its name? 529 00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:44,375 Well, we never would'’ve met 530 00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:45,550 if it wasn'’t for you, so we named him... 531 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,116 -Chip. We named him Chip. -Chip. 532 00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,727 -[Trinity laughs]-Named him Chip, like your name. 533 00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:51,556 Chip. Yes!Welcome to the family, Uncle Chip. 534 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,861 JODE: You'’re in. 535 00:20:52,992 --> 00:20:55,212 -Hi, Chip. -[crying] 536 00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:57,214 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 537 00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,216 [whistling melody] 538 00:21:29,463 --> 00:21:31,378 ♪