>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - LESLIE JONES
GIANCARLO ESPOSITO MUSICAL GUEST ALVVAYS. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1774 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
YEAH, I LOVE YOU, BUD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE HERE. IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW
PRINCE HARRY'S NEW BOOK CAME OUT TODAY. THE HORROR MOVIE "M3GAN" IS
A HIT AT THE BOX OFFICE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TONIGHT'S MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT
IS OVER $1.1 BILLION AND PAPA JOHN'S JUST UNVEILED THESE NEW DOUGHY SNACK BALLS
CALLED PAPA BITES. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER
SO LET'S JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, PRINCE HARRY. TODAY, HIS NEW BOOK CALLED
"SPARE" HIT SHELVES. AND IT'S FULL OF DETAILS ABOUT HIS LIFE, HIS RELATIONSHIPS,
AND HIS EXIT FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY LONG STORY SHORT, EVERYTHING
CHANGED WHEN HE MARRIED -- M3GAN. THE --
[ LAUGHTER ] THE HORROR MOVIE IS DOING GREAT AT THE BOX OFFICE, BRINGING IN
OVER $30 MILLION IT'S MADE SO MUCH MONEY, THE PRODUCERS FEEL LIKE THEY WON -
THE LOTTERY. [ LAUGHTER ] TONIGHT'S MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT
WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST OF ALL TIME OVER $1.1 BILLION.
WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF - DOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ]
PAPA JOHN'S USES IT TO MAKE THEIR NEW SNACK CALLED PAPA BITES, BUT DON'T EAT TOO MANY.
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEART. YOU DON'T HAVE A - "SPARE."
[ LAUGHTER ] THE BOOK TALKS ABOUT HOW HARRY DIDN'T GET ALONG WITH HIS
BROTHER, HIS STEPMOTHER, OR HIS -- PAPA
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY. DON'T OVERDO IT ON THOSE LITTLE
BITES. THEY'RE SO HIGH IN CALORIES THEY COULD -
KILL YOU [ LAUGHTER ] "M3GAN" IS A TERRIFYING DOLL,
KIND OF LIKE ANNABELLE OR CHUCKY, THE -- REDHEAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] HARRY DIDN'T HAVE JUST ONE REASON TO LEAVE ENGLAND, IT WAS
MORE LIKE -- A BILLION. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT'S -- THAT'S ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE LIKE A - PRINCE
[ LAUGHTER ] HARRY IS SPEAKING OUT AGAINST HIS POWERFUL FAMILY.
AND YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THAT TAKES -- BALLS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THESE TREATS MIGHT BE TOO MUCH FOR SOME PEOPLE.
BUT STONERS ARE LOOKING AT THEM LIKE - JACKPOT!
[ LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, SO MUCH TO TELL WILL IT SELL
WHAT'S THAT SMELL? RUN LIKE HELL. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY EVERYONE IS TALK ABOUT THIS.
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S LAWYERS WERE CLEANING OUT ONE OF HIS OLD OFFICES FROM RIGHT BEFORE HE
WAS PRESIDENT. AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT THEY FOUND THAT BIDEN
HAD TEN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS [ AUDIENCE OOHS THE DOCUMENTS FOUND WERE FROM
BIDEN'S TIME AS VICE PRESIDENT TODAY, OBAMA WAS LIKE, "NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
IF JOE HAD ACCESS, IT WASN'T IMPORTANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT YEP, BIDEN WAS SHOCKED AND SAID HE HAD NO IDEA HOW THE
DOCUMENTS GOT THERE. THEN HUNTER BIDEN WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SO DON'T GET MAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WASTED NO TIME WEIGHING
IN HE GOT ON HIS SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM AND POSTED, "WHEN IS
THE FBI GOING TO RAID THE MANY HOMES OF JOE BIDEN PERHAPS EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE?"
GOOD POINT IT WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS IF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS WERE FOUND
AT THE WHITE HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF THE WHITE HOUSE,
THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERING A NATIONWIDE BAN ON GAS STOVES, WHICH HAS BEEN
LINKED TO HEALTH PROBLEMS. TODAY, AMERICANS WERE LIKE, "BETTER PLAY IT SAFE AND ORDER
A BACONATOR FROM DOOR DASH." [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, GAS STOVES COULD BE BANNED
SOON THE BEST WAY TO HEAT SOMETHING UP WILL BE TO OPEN THREE APPS
ON YOUR iPHONE AT ONCE AND USE IT AS A HOT PLATE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT SEAR YOU WANT THAT'S RIGHT, GAS STOVES ARE A A PROBLEM, BUT DEEP FRYING A
A TURKEY IS STILL PERFECTLY LEGAL. I DON'T KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, THE HORROR MOVIE "M3GAN" IS THE BIGGEST NEW MOVIE OUT IN
THEATERS IN FACT, IT'S SUCH A HUGE HIT, THEY'RE ALREADY WORKING ON A
A SEQUEL YEAH TAKE A LOOK AT THE TRAILER I
JUST SAW
IS "M3GAN.
AND NEXT YEAR, BE SURE TO CATCH THE HEART-STOPPING SEQUEL. "M2GAN."
OR "M3GAN 2. OR IS IT "M23GAN." "M32GAN.
"M2G3N." "2GM3N." EH, SCREW IT
GO SEE "MURDER DOLL 2. COM1N9 5OON! OH, COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, SWITCHING GEARS, I READ THAT BABIES "R"
US, WHICH WENT OUT OF BUSINESS IN 2018, IS OPENING A NEW FLAGSHIP MALL STORE.
WHICH IS CRAZY, BECAUSE THE MALL DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS EXPECTING A BABIES "R" US.
[ LAUGHTER ] CLASSIC STORY. YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY IS DONE
HAVING BABIES "R" US, AND THEN A FEW YEARS LATER, YOU'RE READY TO TRY FOR MORE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, LISTEN TO THIS A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT EATING
HEALTHIER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF LIVING LONGER [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S NOT ALL THEY FIGURED OUT, THOUGH. CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE OTHER
NEW SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS. FIRST UP, FIRE HOT [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT, IF YOU STAY UNDER WATER FOR TOO LONG, YOU COULD "DROWN."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IF YOU PLAY THE SONG "JUMP AROUND" BY HOUSE OF
PAIN, IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, THEY WILL START JUMPING AROUND [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
MEANWHILE, I SAW A NEW STUDY THAT SAID NOISE FROM A SHIP CAN DISRUPT CRABS WHILE THEY'RE
TRYING TO MATE OR AS CRABS CALL IT, GETTING YACHT BLOCKED.
[ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, ALL SEA LIFE IS KNOCKING ON THE BOTTOM OF BOATS
LIKE, "HEY, WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE CAVIAR HERE!" [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT'S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT CAN MAKE A SEA CREATURE'S SEX LIFE FLOUNDER, YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] >> Steve: MORE
>> Jimmy: ONE MORE >> Steve: OKAY ONE MORE
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE, WHEN CRABS DO MATE, THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART IS THE NEXT DAY, THEY HAVE
TO DO THE SIDEWAYS WALK OF SHAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] I HAD TO DO THAT ONE COME ON.
THAT'S NEVER - >> Steve: NO, YEAH >> Jimmy: GET THIS
IN LONDON, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PANDEMIC, DOZENS OF PEOPLE RODE THE TRAIN WITHOUT
PANTS FOR THE NO TROUSERS TUBE RIDE YEP.
DOZENS OF PEOPLE RODE THE TRAIN WITHOUT PANTS, OR, AS IT'S CALLED IN NEW YORK, TUESDAY.
HEY! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY BEFORE WE MOVE ON,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW
THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE MENTION ALL OF
THEM IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS."
* * TONIGHT SHO
SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * *
>> Jimmy: NOW AND LATER, CANDY YOU WANT NEITHER NOW NOR LATER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
BRITA FILTER, AT LEAST KEEP THE PITCHER AND USE THAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AIRBNB, 80% RELAXING 20% THINKING SOMEONE IS SPYING ON YOU
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KETTLE BRAND CHIPS, FOR WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY AND ALSO WANT TO
PUNISH THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MOTEL 6, WHEN YOU'RE HAVING AN
AFFAIR, RUNNING FROM THE COPS, OR BOTH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
ESPN, WE ALSO DON'T KNOW WHAT OUR INITIALS STAND FOR [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
CARNIVAL CRUISE. CATCH THE NEWEST COVID VARIANTS MONTHS BEFORE THEIR INITIAL
RELEASE DATE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KRAFT SINGLES, EVER WANTED TO
EAT A POST-IT NOTE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PATAGONIA, FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO
LOOK LIKE YOU GO OUTSIDE, WITHOUT GOING OUTSIDE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
BISQUICK, WHEN YOU WANT TO MAKE PANCAKES FROM THE SAME BOX ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OMAHA STEAKS, SOMEBODY SENT US TO YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE
A MODERATELY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS DEAL. [ APPLAUSE ]
AND FINALLY, SOUTHWEST, YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS."
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW LESLIE JONES IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GIANCARLO ESPOSITO IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM ALVVAYS, TONIGHT! STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH LESLIE JONES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A MEDIUM MAYBE OR PSYCHIC >> YES
>> Jimmy: BUT WHAT THEY DO IS, THEY SEE WHO YOUR SOULMATE IT AND THEY DRAW THEM
>> YEAH. MAN, DID YOU GET THE PICTURE [ LAUGHTER ]
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE MAN THAT'S GOING TO SURVIVE ANY TYPE OF NIGHT WITH ME?
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
ABOUT? >> NO. PLEASE LEAVE MY AMAZON PACKAGE
ON THE STEP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A TALENTED ACTRESS AND COMEDIENNE WHO WILL BE THE FIRST GUEST HOST OF "THE DAILY
SHOW" WHEN IT RETURNS NEXT TUESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL. PLEASE WELCOME THE ALWAYS
ENTERTAINING LESLIE JONES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: COME ON. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> HOW Y'ALL DOING
HI, QUEST. HI - >> Jimmy: OH
>> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME BACK
THANKS FOR COMING ON >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE LOTS TO TALK ABOUT. >> YES
>> Jimmy: ONE THING I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT, IS JUST -- YOU JUST CAME BACK FROM --
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA SIT, YOU
GOTTA ACT LIKE YOU A LADY. >> Jimmy: NO, DON'T MOVE, YOU ARE PERFECT RIGHT NOW.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: STUNNING DON'T -- YEAH, DON'T MOVE.
HOW WAS NEW ZEALAND? [ CHEERS ] SOMEONE LOVES YOU OUT THERE.
YEAH, YEP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW WAS NEW ZEALAND?
>> IT WAS NEW ZEALAND. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS - >> IT WAS FUN.
DON'T GET ME WRONG, NEW ZEALAND IS BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> FIRST OF ALL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. BUT IT WAS NEW ZEALAND, IT
WASN'T LIKE HOME, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING SO WHENEVER YOU GO SOMEWHERE
ELSE, YOU GOTTA TRY TO FIND THE TRANSLATION OF THE STUFF YOU LIKE
>> Jimmy: YES. >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU LIKE COCA-COLA, EVEN A
A COCA-COLA TASTES DIFFERENT TO ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOESN'T
TASTE LIKE HOME COCA-COLA. >> RIGHT, RIGHT. AND THEY, LIKE, THEY HAVE THEIR
LAND'S FOOD, WHICH IS LIKE PIES IT WAS A LOT OF BREAD AND A LOT
OF COMFORT FOOD. AND OH, GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT WAS -- AND THEN, THERE WAS A LOT OF RAIN
LIKE, DANGEROUS RAIN >> Jimmy: OH >> LIKE, ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT
RAIN >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY [ LAUGHTER ]
REALLY >> LIKE, I WENT TO MY HOTEL AND CALLED THE HOTEL AND WAS LIKE,
"ARE WE ENOUGH FLOORS UP?" >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY YEAH, YEAH
>> "'CAUSE I THINK WE ABOUT TO HAVE A TSUNAMI OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL YOU WERE THERE FILMING YOUR SHOW?
>> YES "OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH" ON HBO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> YES, WHERE I PLAY SPANISH JACKIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: SPANISH JACKIE, YEAH >> SPANISH JACKIE, AND THANK
Y'ALL FOR THE LOVE Y'ALL GIVE SPANISH JACKIE THAT IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY
MOST FAVORITE THINGS I'VE EVER PLAYED >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YES SHE HAS A WOODEN HAND. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> SHE HAS 20 HUSBANDS >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> AND SHE DON'T GIVE
A [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE THAT YOU SAID THE WORD BUT YOU JUST KIND OF WHIFFED IT OUT.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW Y'ALL IS >> Jimmy: BUT THAT -- THAT
CAN'T STOP US FROM BLEEPING IT >> Y'ALL GOT THE BLEEPER, MAN. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT THEN -- THEN
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO, "SHE DON'T GIVE A --" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, SHE DON'T GIVE A [ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL SAY IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF FLUFFED IT OUT THE FIRST TIME.
YEAH BUT ONE OF YOUR HUSBANDS - >> YES
>> Jimmy: -- ON THE SHOW IS ONE OF OUR - >> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: -- DEAR FRIENDS, FRED ARMISEN >> FRED IS SO -- FRED IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, 'CAUSE FRED KNOWS HOW TO RIDE THE
BOAT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HE KNOWS HOW TO GET IN THE BOAT, AND BE PART OF THE TEAM, AND MAKE THAT BOAT THRIVE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> LIKE, HE'S SO GOOD AND QUICK.
>> Jimmy: QUICK. >> AND THE SWEETEST. >> Jimmy: HE IS THE BEST GUY
>> THE SWEETEST INDIVIDUAL >> Jimmy: DO YOU GUYS EVER, LIKE, GO OFF-SCRIPT AND
JUST --? >> YES AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK
THAT'S THE REASON WHY SPANISH JACKIE GOT SO MUCH LOVE THE SECOND SEASON, WAS 'CAUSE ME
AND FRED WAS RIFFIN' SO MUCH OFF EACH OTHER AND IF YOU WATCH THE FIRST
SEASON, LIKE, OUR LOVE AFFAIR WAS JUST - HE WAS ONE OF MY SPECIAL
HUSBANDS >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PODCAST. >> YES
>> Jimmy: NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS YOU AND LENNY MARCUS
>> "THE [ BLEEP ]" >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I SAID IT >> Jimmy: NO, NOW, YOU'RE SAYING THAT --
>> "THE [ BLEEP ]" >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT -- I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD -
>> YOU SAID YOU HAD A BLEEPER. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT THAT - WE HAVE TO BLEEP THAT TOO LONG,
ALMOST I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU CAN SAY.
THE F-ERY [ LAUGHTER ] >> "THE F-ERY" >> Jimmy: YES, THE F-ERY
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT THE PODCAST'S NAME >> Jimmy: YEAH -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WE TOOK OUT -- WE TOOK OUT THE VOWELS FOR THE KIDS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN - [ LAUGHTER ] "FOR THE KIDS"
>> WE LOVE KIDS. >> Jimmy: SO THAT -- YOU LOVE THE KIDS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO THEY CAN READ -- READ ALL ABOUT IT
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW? SO IT'S NOT SO OFFENSIVE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU EITHER MADE UP -- THIS WORD, I'VE HEARD YOU SAY THIS
WORD >> ALL THE TIME. WELL, I ACTUALLY GOT IT FROM
JAMAICANS. JAMAICANS IS WHERE I HEARD IT FROM
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE [ BLEEP ] YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE DID THE -- WHERE DID THE
IDEA OF THE PODCAST COME UP? >> WELL, ME AND LENNY ARE -- IF YOU EVER SEE US TOGETHER, WE
ARE, LIKE, IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE WERE BORN OF THE SAME MOTHER AND FATHER BUT NOT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, WE ARGUE -- IT'S HILARIOUS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO WE -- WE ALWAYS ARE LAUGHING AND TALKING, AND JUST
TALKING ABOUT STUFF AND GOING BACK AND FORTH IT'S JUST LIKE WORKING WITH
YOUR BEST FRIEND >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT HE'S LIKE A NERD.
AND HE KEEPS EVERYTHING -- LIKE, HE -- LIKE, IF I - OH MAN, LENNY KEEPS ALL THE
STUFF STRAIGHT HE HAS GRAPHS AND CHARTS HE'S THE ULTIMATE NERD
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY IS A NERD, YEAH >> HE'S, LIKE, NERD OF ALL
NERDS. LIKE NERD OF THE LORD OF THE NERD RINGS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY PERFORMING TOGETHER,
RIGHT? >> YES ROCK CASINO IN ATLANTIC CITY ON
MARCH 11th >> YES Y'ALL GOTTA COME AND SEE US
PERFORM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WOULD SEE YOU GUYS
LIVE >> OH, MY GOD. WE ARE STUPID.
>> Jimmy: YOU TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING ON THIS SHOW. >> EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS LIKE, WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, WHAT IS GOING ON IN
MOVIES, MUSIC, POP CULTURE >> WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR LIFE >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON IN
YOUR LIFE. >> YES >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, THE THING I
LISTENED TO, YOU HAD A MEDIUM, MAYBE, OR A PSYCHIC? >> YES
>> Jimmy: BUT WHAT THEY DO IS, THEY SEE WHO YOUR SOULMATE IS AND THEY DRAW THEM
>> YEAH. MAN, DID YOU GET THE PICTURE >> Jimmy: YES, I DID
>> PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT IT, BECAUSE -- I WANT THIS AUDIENCE TO SEE
THIS NOW, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE MAN WHO CAN HANDLE MY CARESSES
[ LAUGHTER ] IS THIS -- DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE MAN THAT'S GONNA TO SURVIVE
ANY TYPE OF NIGHT WITH ME? >> Jimmy: YEAH - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> PLEASE LEAVE MY AMAZON
PACKAGE ON THE STEPS - [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THE [ BLEEP ] OFF MY
PORCH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHO THAT IS
THAT IS YOUR SOULMATE. >> THAT'S NOT MY DAMN SOULMATE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS GUY >> AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
WHO BELIEVES IN SOULMATES ANYWAY WHO OUT HERE BELIEVES IN
SOULMATES? [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] GROW UP!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GROW UP! >> Jimmy: ONLY ONE PERSON.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT >> Jimmy: ONE PERSON >> SANTA CLAUS AIN'T REAL
EITHER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY, WHAT IS GOING
ON, RIGHT NOW? WHAT IN THE HECK IS HAPPENING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WHAT IN THE F-ERY IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? >> YOUR MAMA BOUGHT THAT
PRESENT! YOUR MAMA -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO - >> YOUR MAMA AND YOUR DAD BROUGHT THAT
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WHAT'S GOING ON?
IS - >> SICK OF THIS, NOW >> Jimmy: OH, MY -
>> THE WILDEST DAMN NATION NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S BRING IT BACK.
>> SICK OF THIS. >> Jimmy: NO, LET'S -- LOOK AT THIS PERSON.
>> WHAT -- AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT, JIMMY? AM I SUPPOSED TO RUN AROUND AND
GO - [ LAUGHTER ] SICK OF THIS [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT --
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN I TALK ABOUT "THE DAILY SHOW" PLEASE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT "THE DAILY SHOW."
>> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY ALL RIGHT, HOLD -- >> DAILY
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, "THE DAILY SHOW." >> I DON'T THINK THEY GOT
BLEEPERS, EITHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: COMEDY CENTRAL GOING "OH, NO. >> AND WE GONNA BE TALKING
ABOUT POLITICIANS. OH, LORD, YOU KNOW I DON'T - >> Jimmy: GET READY.
>> AND YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW NONE OF THEM WHITE FOLKS' NAMES.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEY MESSING UP EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST
GUEST HOST SINCE TREVOR NOAH - >> YES >> Jimmy: -- LEFT THE SHOW
CONGRATS THIS TUESDAY WHAT KIND OF SHOW DO YOU WANT
IT TO BE >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING TO CHRIS AND --
CHRIS ROCK I LIKE TO DROP NAMES [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I WAS LIKE -- HE WAS LIKE, "DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE TREVOR DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE JON
BE YOU YOU KNOW, BE --" AND WHAT I WANT TO BRING IS
THAT VULNERABLE TRUTH. TO -- I WANT TO BRING THE BLACK WOMAN ASS-WHOOPING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOP ACTING LIKE THAT. DON'T DO THAT!
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH,
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DONE TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH
THAT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S WHAT AMERICA NEEDS RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU HOST THIS TUESDAY. LESLIE JONES, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUEST HOSTING "THE DAILY SHOW," BEGINNING NEXT TUESDAY ON
COMEDY CENTRAL LESLIE AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME WHEN WE COME BACK
>> YES >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> I GOTTA GET IT TO SAY "PUPPET.
SO MANY THINGS COMING TO MY HEAD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ALEXA, UM, WHAT DID GEPPETTO ACTUALLY INTEND PINOCCHIO TO BE
>> HUMAN [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH LESLIE JONES, EVERYBODY.
>> YES >> Jimmy: LESLIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OH, WAIT A MINUTE QUEST, YOUR -- YOUR DOCUMENTARY, ONE OF THE BEST
THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. >> JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT
>> Jimmy: YEP. I -- I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
>> YOU KNOW, HE WON AN OSCAR I'M SO PROUD >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> I'M SO PROUD. HE'S JUST LIKE A LITTLE DRUMMER HERE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> AND HE DRUM AND HE SPIN THOSE RECORDS AND HE SAID, "I'M
GONNA DO A DOCUMENTARY." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PROUD OF HIM
YEAH, HE CRUSHED >> PROUD OF YOU. >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE, TAKING
HOME THE GOLD. >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: TAKING HOME THE GOLD WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "HEY ROBOT.
HERE WE GO >> OKAY.
HEY ROBOT * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS.
THIS IS BASED ON A REAL BOARD GAME, "HEY ROBOT," THAT YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME
IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME "PASSWORD," OKAY BUT YOUR PARTNER IS A SMART
SPEAKER. >> SO YOU PLAY THIS AT A WHITE FOLKS' HOUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ANYONE CAN PLAY THIS >> NO, WE PLAY SPADE AND
DOMINOS. [ CHEERS ] AND WHITE FOLKS PLAY ROBOT
>> Jimmy: NO, HERE WE GO "HEY ROBOT," HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS.
WE'RE GOING TO PICK A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS
ASKING QUESTION. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET THE
SPEAKER TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN THE ANSWER. >> OKAY.
>> IF IT DOES, YOU GET A POINT >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I WILL GO
FIRST. >> YOU GONNA GO FIRST. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, I'LL SHOW
YOU HOW IT'S DONE. >> OKAY, WHAT'S THE WORD >> Jimmy: HM
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
ALL RIGHT, HOW DO I GET HIM TO SAY THAT UM, OKAY
UM ALEXA, PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS A POPULAR TYPE OF WHAT?
>> ACCORDING TO AN ALEXA ANSWERS CONTRIBUTOR, PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS A SANDWICH
CONSISTING - [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I ALMOST SAID PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TOO. OKAY
>> Jimmy: YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING? ALEXA, STOP.
NOT BAD, RIGHT OKAY, YOU GOT THIS >> FIRST OF ALL, ALEXA IS,
LIKE, ON YOUR SIDE I DON'T -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, WE JUST
STARTED. >> OKAY, SO -- >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, HOW I DO IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YEP, OKAY.
YOU HAVE TO GET IT TO SAY "PUPPET. >> I GOTTA GET IT TO SAY
"PUPPET. SO MANY THINGS COMING TO MY HEAD
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALEXA, UM, WHAT DID GEPPETTO ACTUALLY INTEND PINOCCHIO TO
BE >> HUMAN [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> SHUT UP, BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP.
ALEXA. STOP [ LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD MAKE IT STOP BY DOING THAT, BY THE WAY THAT'S THE FIRST -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE KNOW WHAT'S UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH AN INTELLIGENT CLUE >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO I LIKED
YOUR - >> I FORGOT HE DID WANT HIM TO BE HUMAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> CAN YOU GET IT -- CAN YOU GET --
>> Jimmy: CAN I SAY -- WAS HE - ALEXA, WHAT WAS PINOCCHIO?
>> PINOCCHIO IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND THE PROTAGONIST OF THE CHILDREN'S NOVEL "THE
ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO" BY CARLO COLLODI OF FLORENCE, TUSCANY.
PINOCCHIO WAS CARVED BY A WOOD CARVER NAMED GEPPETTO IN A A TUSCAN VILLAGE
HE WAS CREATED AS A WOODEN PUPPET [ BELL DINGS ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY SAID PUPPET
YOU SAID PUPPET. YOU SAID PUPPET.
OOH, SAID PUPPET >> FIRST OF ALL, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT IF I
HADN'T SAID -- [ LAUGHTER ] SO I SHOULD GET THAT POINT
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR PUPPET >> I SHOULD GET THAT POINT,
'CAUSE I TOLD YOU -- >> Jimmy: IT IS -- >> THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO
PLAY GAMES WITH WHITE PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, I GO NEXT?
>> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY. COME ON.
WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, OKAY I THINK -- I KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T. OKAY ALEXA, WHAT IS THAT THING
CALLED THAT THEY CLEAN THE ICE ON THE HOCKEY THING WITH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> FROM REFERENCE.COM, THE MACHINE THAT CLEANS THE ICE DURING HOCKEY GAMES IS CALLED
A ZAMBONI -- [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: ZAMBONI. ZAMBONI.
THAT'S THE HARDEST ONE WE'VE EVER DONE, BY THE WAY.
NICE JOB ZAMBONI, FIRST TRY >> THAT'S TWO POINTS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TWO POINTS FOR THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT. THIS LAST ONE, HERE WE GO.
LET'S TRY IT TOGETHER AND SEE IF WE CAN GET IT THIS IS 1,000 POINTS
WE CAN DO THIS >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUM-BLY.
SUBLIME. >> Jimmy: SUBLIME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SUBLIME. >> SUB-LIME. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY
OH, I KNOW -- I GOT ONE. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALEXA, WHO SINGS
"SANTERIA" >> OH, THAT'S CHEATING >> BRAD NOWELL SANG IN
"SANTERIA" BY SUBLIME. [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THAT'S CHEATING THAT'S CHEATING. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? >> HOW'D YOU GET THE LAST CARD >> Jimmy: WAIT, THAT WAS
CHEATING >> CHEATER CHEATER!
>> Jimmy: LESLIE JONES, EVERYBODY. >> AND YOU DID IT ON NATIONAL
TV [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LESLIE -
SHE IS GUEST HOSTING "THE DAILY SHOW" NEXT WEEK, STARTING TUESDAY, AND IT'S GONNA BE
GREAT. >> WOW >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND, WE'LL
BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FIVE-TIME EMMY NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW SHOW
"KALEIDOSCOPE," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME
GIANCARLO ESPOSITO
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU HEAR THIS YOU HEAR THIS?
>> Jimmy: YOU HEAR THAT? YOU HEAR THAT? >> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FOR YOU THAT IS FOR YOU. >> OH, MY GOODNESS
>> Jimmy: GIANCARLO WELCOME TO THE SHOW >> THANK YOU
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS TO ASK
YOU. I HAVE SO MANY THINGS THAT I'M A FAN OF YOURS
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW I'M HONORED TO HAVE YOU HERE
I WANT TO START OFF BY SAYING -- "MANDALORIAN," WE WANT IT BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT IT IS BACK IN MARCH.
FINALLY, IT'S COMING >> "YOU HAVE SOMETHING I WANT. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU KNOW WHAT
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME ON THE SHOW I'M HONORED TO BE HERE
YOU ARE THE KING I'VE WANTED TO BE HERE FOR MANY YEARS.
AND FINALLY, YOU INVITED ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON, BUD >> "MANDALORIAN" IS A GREAT
SHOW I REALLY LOVE THAT DOING THAT SHOW
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. YOU KNOW HOW TO CREATE A
A CHARACTER AND MAKE IT A LEGENDARY CHARACTER. HERE YOU ARE THOUGH, ACTING
OPPOSITE A VERY CUTE PUPPET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I WILL
SQUASH THAT LITTLE BIG-EARED BASTARD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
YES. >> LOOK, I WALK BY THAT PUPPET, JOHN FAVREAU, WHO CALLED ME AND
SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO BE APART THE SHOW?" HE SAID, "I HAVE GOOD NEWS
I HAVE BAD NEWS. I SAID, "TELL ME THE GOOD NEWS FIRST.
"THE GOOD NEWS IS I WROTE A ROLE FOR YOU OF MOFF GIDEON, IN 'MANDALORIAN.'" I SAID,
"WHAT'S THAT?" HE SAID, "IT'S A 'STAR WARS' IT'S A NEW 'STAR WARS' SHOW
THAT I'M DOING." I SAID, "OKAY, GREAT WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
HE SAID, "ALL OF THE MONEY IS GOING INTO THE VOLUME. AND HE WAS TALKING TECHNICALLY,
AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE STORY AND ALL THESE GOOD THINGS
AND I SAID TO HIM, "JOHN, I WANT TO WORK WITH PEOPLE I LIKE
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE." I DID NOT WANT TO SAY, CAME VERY CLOSE TO SAYING, "I WOULD
DO IT FOR FREE." [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU DON'T TO SAY THAT.
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT YOU LOVED IT THAT MUCH? >> I LOVED IT THAT MUCH.
HE SAID, "ARE THERE ANY REQUESTS?" I SAID, "I HAVE ONE REQUEST.
PLEASE, I MUST HAVE A CAPE." AND HE SAID, "DONE DEAL. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THAT -- >> Jimmy: THAT WAS YOU >> IT WAS ME
IT SOLD ME ON EVERYTHING THAT I COULD HAVE A CAPE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS SHOW
ALLOWED ME TO FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN. YOU KNOW
IT MADE ME DREAM AGAIN IT MADE ME BE IN WONDER AGAIN. IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I COULD GO
ANY PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE, AND CARRY MY DREAMS, MY HOPES AND MY IMAGINATION WITH ME
>> Jimmy: WOW. I KIND OF FEEL THAT WAY WATCHING IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GREAT WAY OF PUTTING IT
REALLY IT REALLY IS ONE OF THE MOST CREATIVE SHOWS TO WATCH.
AND TO ACTUALLY WATCH GROGU COME TO LIFE WHAT DID YOU CALL IT BEFORE IT
HAD A NAME >> IT WAS CALLED THE CHILD FOR A LONG TIME.
AND IT WAS SITTING ON A DESK AND I WALK BY, AND JOHN AND I WERE CHATTING -- I THINK HE'S
A GENIUS HE'S WRITTEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SHOW, DAVID FILONI, HIS
PARTNER, IS ALSO FANTASTIC THIS COMES OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH
GEORGE LUCAS AND JOSEPH CAMPBELL. SO, WHAT WE LOVE ABOUT THE
SHOW, YOU MAY NOT KNOW, IS THAT IT'S THE POWER OF THE MYTHOLOGY OF THE SHOW THAT YOU CAN SEE
YOUR HERO AND YOUR HEROINE WITHIN "MANDO. AND WE WALK BY A TABLE AND HE
SAID, "HEY," JUST CASUALLY, "YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THE CHILD?
I SAID, "CERTAINLY." AND HE PULLS OFF THE CANVAS OFF.
AND I LOOKED AT THIS PRACTICAL CHILD. AND HE EXPLAINED TO ME IT'S
GOING TO BE THIS, IT'S GOING TO BE THAT -- THE C.G.I AND I SAID, "NO, THIS PERFECT.
AND THEN THE PUPPETEER WALKED BY AT THAT VERY MOMENT AND THE PUPPETEER SAID, "DO YOU
WANT TO SEE AND TALK TO HIM? [ LAUGHTER ] I WENT, "OKAY.
AND THE CHILD OPENED ITS EYES, TURNED ITS HEAD, WIGGLED ITS EARS
AND I WAS -- YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF THIS CHILD. GROGU IS FASCINATING,
MYSTERIOUS, INTELLIGENT, SMART AND I LOOKED AT JOHN, I SAID, "JOHN --
I SAID, "JOHN, THIS IS THE STAR OF THE SHOW. AND HE STOOD BACK AND SCRATCHED
HIS CHIN AND HE SAID, "YOU THINK SO?" I SAID, "I KNOW SO
AND EVERY SCENE THAT I'M IN HAS TO BE WITH THIS CHILD. [ LAUGHTER ]
PUT IN THE CONTRACT, BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
AND YOU CRUSH IT BUT THEN, EVERYONE LOVES YOU WE LOVE YOUR CHARACTER, EVEN
THOUGH YOU ARE THE VILLAIN BUT JUST -- ALSO, ONLINE, A LOT OF FANS WANT YOU TO BE IN THE
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. >> I LOVE WHAT MARVEL DOES I LOVE THAT THE FANS CAN SEE ME
IN THIS UNIVERSE, AND ARE PROPOSING NOT ONLY ONE CHARACTER, POSSIBLY MAGNETO,
POSSIBLY FREEZE. AND THE BIGGEST ASK IS CHARLES XAVIER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT MAYBE IT'S REAL. >> LOOK, I WANT TO PLAY A GOOD
GUY. AND CHARLES IS SMART HE'S GOOD.
BUT I FEEL AS IF THERE MAY BE SOME MILEAGE WITH ME AND MARVEL
I KNOW I LOVE WHAT THEY DO I KNOW I LOVE CREATIVITY SO, WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD
HAPPEN KEEP PUTTING IT OUT THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FANS LOVE YOU. I HEARD A RUMOR.
TELL ME IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH BARACK AND
MICHELLE OBAMA'S RELATIONSHIP. >> OH, MY GOODNESS SO, I LOVE WHAT BARACK OBAMA
HAS DONE, AND CONTINUES TO DO TO FORWARD THE HUMAN SPIRIT, AND ALSO TO EXEMPLIFY SOMEONE
WHO HAS A WONDERFUL MORALITY AND WHO IS IN SERVICE. I BELIEVE THAT TO BE IN
SERVICE, IS OUR BEST BET FOR OUR OWN LIFE SO, I WAS AT THE DEMOCRATIC
CONVENTION AND I WAS STANDING ABOUT HERE TO THE MONITOR FROM BARACK WHEN
HE MADE HIS SPEECH AND I WAS SO VERY IMPRESSED. I WAS AT ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR.
WE WALKED OUT. HE SAID, "I'M GOING TO GET THE CAR.
AND I SAID, "OKAY, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU. AND I'M WALKING.
AND I HEAR, "YO. AND I'M LIKE, "WHO IS YO-ING ME?"
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, SYLVESTER STALLONE IS HERE [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, "YO," AGAIN AND I TURN, AND I SEE THESE TWO
GENTLEMEN. AND THEY START COMING TOWARDS ME, AND I REALIZE ONE IS
BARACK OBAMA I'M LIKE, "WELL, YOU'VE TO BE KIDDING ME."
HE'S LIKE, "I JUST GOT TO TALK TO YOU I GOT TO TALK TO YOU
'DO THE RIGHT THING' IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES." HE TELLS ME A STORY ABOUT HOW
HE BOUGHT MICHELLE ICE CREAM, AND HOW THEY WENT TO SEE "DO THE RIGHT THING" FOR THEIR VERY
FIRST DATE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SO, I SAW THE FUTURE
AND I SAW HE WAS JUST A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN-BEING AND KNEW WHO HE WOULD BE
I FINALLY GOT A CHANCE TO TELL HIM, "YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
ONE DAY. JUST STAY THE COURSE." >> Jimmy: YOU SAID THAT TO HIM
>> OF COURSE, I DID. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE YOU DID. THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YOU KNEW IT. >> I KNEW IT
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NEW SERIES "KALEIDOSCOPE. BEFORE WE CAN GET INTO WHAT
IT'S ABOUT, I LIKE THE IDEA THAT IT'S ON TOP OF THE IDEA, THAT -- TELL ME IF I GOT THIS
CORRECT. EVERY NETFLIX ACCOUNT IS SET UP DIFFERENTLY.
SOME HAVE DIFFERENT ALGORITHMS OR WHATEVER THAT SO, WHEN I WATCH "KALEIDOSCOPE"
I WILL START AT A DIFFERENT EPISODE THAN IF YOU WATCH "KALEIDOSCOPE.
IT'S JUST -- THE EPISODES ARE ALL DIFFERENT. >> CORRECT
CORRECT. ONE OF THE FASINATING THINGS ABOUT "KALEIDOSCOPE," WHICH I'M
VERY, VERY PROUD OF, IS THAT THE DELIVERY SYSTEM IS THAT YOU CAN CHOOSE HOW YOU WATCH IT.
WHICH MEANS YOU'RE CHOOSING HOW THE STORY UNFOLDS. THERE'S NO NUMBERS, ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR, FIVE. THERE'S ONLY COLORS. ORANGE, BLUE, GREEN, YELLOW,
WHITE. IT IS VIOLET AND SO, IT'S FASCINATING
IT'S A KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLOR, THUS THE TITLE THAT TIES US IN BUT THE MOST WONDERFUL THING IS
THAT THE STORY IS CONNECTED VIA CHARACTER AND EVENT. ONE EVENT SURROUNDS ALL EIGHT
EPISODES YOU SHOULD WATCH WHITE LAST, I SUGGEST.
AND IT SPANS 25 YEARS. AND I PLAY A CHARACTER NAMED RAY VERNON IN THE BEGINNING,
WHO IS A MASTER THIEF. AND IF I TOLD YOU HOW I PREPARED FOR THIS ROLE, YOU
WOULD BE EXCITED TOO SO, I PLAY THIS MASTER THIEF, WHO GIVES UP ONE LIFE, GIVES UP
ONE IDENTITY, AND BECOMES ANOTHER THROUGH THE CIRCUMSTANCE EVENTS OF THE
SHOW WHAT REALLY DREW ME TO THE SHOW, WAS THAT YOU, AS AN
AUDIENCE, I, AS AN AUDIENCE, WOULD HAVE A CHOICE, AS TO HOW I WANTED TO SEE IT HAPPEN.
AND THERE'S ALL THESE EASTER EGGS, AND CLUES THROUGHOUT THAT CONNECT EVERY STORY.
SO, YOU CAN SEE ONE COMPLETE HEIST. IT'S ABOUT A HEIST THAT TOOK
PLACE DURING A HURRICANE BACK IN THE LATE '70s, EARLY '80s OF $70 BILLION IN UNSECURED BEARER
BONDS. AND BECAUSE OF THIS PARTICULAR HEIST THAT HAPPENED IN HISTORY,
WE'RE LOOSELY BASED ON THAT. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT CHANGED THE LAW.
THERE CAN BE NO MORE UNSECURED BONDS. SO, SINCE THEN, ALL BONDS HAVE
TO BE REGISTERED SO, YOU CAN'T USE THEM FOR ILLICIT MEANS, I.E., BUYING
ARMS, OR DRUGS, OR JEWELRY SO, THIS PARTICULAR HEIST IS AN EXCITING ONE
BUT IT'S MORE EXCITING BECAUSE IT PITS A NE'ER-DO-WELL GROUP OF THIEVES AGAINST A LARGE
INDUSTRY, A PRIVATE FIRM, THAT WILL HOLD YOUR MONEY AND YOUR JEWELERY
AND IT'S ALSO A REVENGE STORY. IT'S A FABULOUS PIECE. I HAD A CHANCE TO REALLY EXCEL
IN PHYSICALLY AND ALSO MENTALLY MY PREPARATION, I WAS IN AN
AIRPORT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "I'M GOING TO PLAY A THIEF HOW DO I SNEAK -- NO COME ON,
NO KIDDING HOW DO I SNEAK UP ON SOMEBODY STEALTHILY -- BE BEHIND THEM
WITHOUT THEM KNOWING." THIS REALLY HAPPENED I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT
ME I AM A BAD MAN [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, I SNEAK UP ON A LADY SHE'S WALKING. EVERYONE IS ON THEIR CELL
PHONE. NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION ANYWAY
AND SHE HAD A PEN IN HER COAT POCKET AND HER COAT WAS OPEN AND IT
WAS FLAPPING A LITTLE BIT, AND I THOUGHT, LET'S SEE HOW GOOD I AM
IF I CAN JUST GET TO THAT PEN WITH TWO FINGERS SO, I SNUCK UP ON HER.
I WAS OVER HER RIGHT SHOULDER. AND I TRAILED HER. AND I GOT MY FINGERS IN HER
POCKET, VERY MUCH LIKE THIS PATCH POCKET AND I TOOK THE PEN AND, I SLID
IT OUT, AND THEN I DROPPED IT ON THE GROUND. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO STEAL IT >> Jimmy: NO, POINT PROVEN >> POINT PROVEN, I DID IT!
>> Jimmy: POINT MADE, I CAN DO THIS >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID
>> Jimmy: WHAT OH, WAIT I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
>> I MADE THE "MALCOLM X" MOVE WHAT DID I DO? TELL ME WHAT I DID
>> Jimmy: YOU TOLD HER, 'EXCUSE ME, MISS, YOU DROPPED YOUR PEN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY --
COME ON, BUDDY >> I WAS SO PROUD OF MYSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MAN. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S GIANCARLO ESPOSITO IN "KALEIDOSCOPE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* [ METAL CLATTER
[ WATER SPLASH ] [ BUBBLES *
* OH * >> NO ONE CAN PINPOINT THE EXACT MOMENT IT ALL FELL APART
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GIANCARLO ESPOSITO "KALEIDOSCOPE" IS STREAMING NOW
ON NETFLIX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A FROM ALVVAYS.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR LATE-NIGHT TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "BELINDA SAYS" FROM THEIR
CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED ALBUM, "BLUE REV," PLEASE WELCOME ALVVAYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* CAN'T EXPLAIN MY ANKL
SPRAIN I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL IT NEW DRESS COUL TURN YOUR HEAD BUT HOW *
* LONG TIL WE REEL IT I PARADISE AND I FIN MYSELF PARALYZED *
* KNOWING ALL TOO WEL BLUE REV BEHIND THE RINK I DIDN'T REALLY NEED IT *
* CIRCUMSPECT WHEN YOU CALL COLLECT TO SEE IF WOULD KEEP IT *
* PARADISE AND I FIND MYSELF PARALYZED KNOWING ALL TOO WELL *
* TERRIFIED BUT I'LL FIND MY WAY MOVING TO THE COUNTRY GONNA HAVE *
* THAT BABY WAIT TABLES IN TOWN I KNOW WORD GETS AROUND *
* MOVING TO THE COUNTRY GONNA HAVE THIS BABY SEE HOW IT GOES *
* SEE HOW IT GROW AND I FIND MYSEL PARALYZED KNOWING ALL *
* TOO WELL TERRIFIE BUT I'LL FIND MY WAY I'LL EGRESS TO INVERNESS *
* WITH NOTHING IN MY POCKET BELINDA SAYS THAT HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH *
* WELL SO IS HELL AND WE'LL ALL GET HELP * * PARADISE AND WE'L
START ANOTHER LIFE * *
>> Jimmy: COME ON, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. ALVVAYS. "BLUE REV.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "BLUE REV" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO LESLIE JONES, GIANCARLO ESPOSITO
ALVVAYS, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GIVE IT UP FOR THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
BYE-BYE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE