>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- WINSTON DUKE,
DARREN ARONOFSKY, EMMA MYERS, MUSICAL GUEST IDLES.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. >> Questlove: 1770!
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON! YES! WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU. WELCOME, WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT THIS. AS OF TONIGHT'S TAPING, REPUBLICANS STILL HAVE NOT
CHOSEN A SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AFTER KEVIN McCARTHY LOST HIS SIXTH VOTE IN CONGRESS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TO BE HONEST, IT'S HARD TO GET EVERY REPUBLICAN ON BOARD.
IT'S LIKE GETTING 218 FRIENDS TO AGREE ON WHERE TO HAVE BRUNCH. YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, McCARTHY IS SO UNPOPULAR, EVEN SOUTHWEST
AIRLINES FEELS BAD FOR HIM, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THIS IS INTERESTING -- ACCORDING TO THE CONSTITUTION, IF THEY DON'T HAVE A SPEAKER BY
TOMORROW, THE TOP CONTENDERS HAVE TO COMPETE IN A DANCE-OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, McCARTHY HAS ALREADY LOST SIX VOTES TO GET THE JOB.
IT'S PRETTY HUMILIATING. BUT HE'S NOT GIVING UP. HE'S EVEN GOT A DIFFERENT
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN FOR EACH ROUND OF VOTING. YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT.
FOR THE FIRST VOTE, HIS SLOGAN WAS, "McCARTHY FOR SPEAKER. I'LL SPEAK FOR YOU."
FOR THE SECOND VOTE, IT WAS, "McCARTHY FOR SPEAKER. SECOND TIME'S THE CHARM."
[ LAUGHTER ] FOR THE THIRD VOTE, IT WAS, "McCARTHY FOR SPEAKER.
OKAY, WHAT THE HELL, GUYS?" [ LAUGHTER ] FOR THE NEXT VOTE, IT WAS,
"McCARTHY FOR SPEAKER. IS THIS 'CAUSE I SENT EVERYONE EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS FOR
CHRISTMAS?" [ LAUGHTER ] THEN, IT WAS, "McCARTHY FOR
SPEAKER. WAIT NOW I'M LOSING TO THE AVOCADO FROM 'THE MASKED
SINGER?'" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT, IT'S, "McCARTHY FOR
SPEAKER. LOOK I'M NOT GONNA BEG." THEN IT WAS, "McCARTHY FOR
SPEAKER. ALL RIGHT, I'M BEGGING." THEN IT WAS, "McCARTHY FOR
SPEAKER. WHOEVER WROTE IN WEDNESDAY ADDAMS ON THE LAST
BALLOT CAN SHOVE IT. IF THING WERE HERE, HE'D GIVE YOU THE FINGER."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN IT'S "McCARTHY FOR SPEAKER. I'M HONESTLY STARTING TO THINK
THIS IS PERSONAL." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT'S "McCARTHY FOR
SPEAKER. I GUESS I'LL BE THE FIRST REPUBLICAN TO STORM OUT OF THE
CAPITOL." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AT LEAST -- HE'S PREPARED. THAT'S RIGHT, LAWMAKERS HAVE BEEN STAYING AT THE CAPITOL
AROUND THE CLOCK TO TRY TO SECURE THE VOTES. AND THIS IS ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF A
DELIVERY THAT WAS WHEELED INTO McCARTHY'S OFFICE LAST NIGHT. LOOK AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT ALL THIS PIZZA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THAT'S REAL. YEAH. SADLY -- SADLY McCARTHY LOST
THREE MORE VOTES WHEN HE TOOK A SLICE OF HAM AND PINEAPPLE. >> Steve: OH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE DON'T DO THAT. THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE SAT
AROUND EATING WHILE GEORGE SANTOS CLAIMED THAT HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER INVENTED
PIZZA. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT.
THE BIG NEWS IS THAT WE STILL DON'T HAVE A SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, WHICH MEANS CONGRESS
CAN'T CONVENE OR SWEAR IN NEW MEMBERS. WHICH MEANS WE DON'T HAVE A
FUNCTIONING GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW. WHICH MEANS --
NO RULES! ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** NO RULES! >> HI, MR. FALLON.
OH. ** OH.
>> Jimmy: NO RULES! ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS -- [ LAUGHTER ] TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN TRAVELLED
TO KENTUCKY WHERE HE MADE A RARE JOINT APPEARANCE WITH SENATE MINORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL.
IT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY SWEET MOMENT WHEN THEY FELL ASLEEP DURING EACH OTHER'S SPEECHES.
[ LAUGHTER ] McCONNELL EVEN GOT TO RIDE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL LIMO.
AND UNLIKE TRUMP, BIDEN DIDN'T HAVE THE CAR SUDDENLY PULL AWAY EVERY TIME MITCH TRIED TO GET
IN. [ LAUGHTER ] "COME ON, DUDE.
IT'S NOT FUNNY." YOU GUYS GET THIS? DONALD TRUMP JR. POSTED A VIDEO
ON FACEBOOK YESTERDAY. PEOPLE NOTICED THAT HE USED A LOT OF AIR QUOTES.
WATCH THIS. >> BUT THIS IS A PERSON WHO WAS WRAPPED UP IN THAT SCANDAL.
SHE RAN A FUND THAT WAS INVOLVED IN IT. A CLOSE COLLEAGUE OF CRYPTO KING
SAM BANKMAN-FRIED, ELLISON IS NOW PLEADING GUILTY, SAYING, SHE KNEW WHAT THEY DID WAS ILLEGAL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SURE DONALD TRUMP JR. UNDERSTANDS HOW
FINGER QUOTES WORK. [ LAUGHTER ] AT THAT POINT, YOU'RE NOT DOING
AIR QUOTES. YOU'RE DOING A PLAY ABOUT TWO BUNNIES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS GOING VIRAL --
ON A RECENT UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT, ONE OF THE PASSENGERS LOST A PRETTY IMPORTANT ITEM.
THIS IS REAL. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> ANYBODY MISSING A CAT?
NO? >> I THINK IT'S FROM WAY BACK THERE.
>> WATCH OUT, GUYS. ANYBODY MISSING A CAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THEN, THE PILOT GOT ON THE LOUD SPEAKER LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THE AIRLINE
INDUSTRY? I MEAN, WE'RE DRESSED IN SUITS UP HERE.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH PEOPLE?" MEANWHILE, THE COVER AT THE AIRLINE WAS LIKE, "TONIGHT'S
IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT IS A LIVE SHOWING OF 'PUSS IN BOOTS.'"
[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT'S THE FIRST WEEK OF 2023, AND WITH EVERYONE MAKING
THEIR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, ALL THE GYMS ARE TRYING TO SIGN UP NEW MEMBERS.
CHECK OUT HOW ONE OF THEM IS GOING AFTER PEOPLE. IT'S INTERESTING.
>> IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET IN SHAPE, COME ON DOWN TO PLANET FITNESS.
WE'VE GOT TREADMILLS, WEIGHTS, ELLIPTICALS, TVS, POOL TABLES, STOOLS, BEER ON TAP --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JALAPENO POPPERS, DARTS, A JUKEBOX, AND TRIVIA NIGHT.
PLANET FITNESS. THAT'S RIGHT -- WE'RE A BAR NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT BAD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE START OF
THE NEW YEAR, AND WE'RE FOUR DAYS INTO DRY JANUARY, WHICH IS WHEN PEOPLE STOP DRINKING
ALCOHOL FOR 31 DAYS. THEN ON FEBRUARY 1st, YOU BASICALLY HIT YOUR LIVER WITH A
FLYING ELBOW OFF THE TOP ROPE. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
STILL TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS. MY RESOLUTION THIS YEAR IS TO
TRAVEL MORE. QUEST, WHAT'S YOURS? >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT, I'M
GONNA GO TO THE GYM MORE, YOU KNOW? MY CALVES ARE GOING TO BE BUFF
AS PHONEBOOKS. >> Jimmy: NICE. [ COUGH ]
>> Steve: I'M CUTTING BACK ON SMOKING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NOW, I'M -- [ COUGH ] - - JUST LIKE THREE PACKS A DAY.
THAT'S IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S
GREAT. JAMES, WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?
>> Jimmy: WHAT? >> Jimmy: MY GOD. **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW.
HE ALREADY LEARNED NA'VI, THAT'S -- >> Jimmy: HE SPEAKS FLUENT
NA'VI, YEAH. >> Steve: HE'S A WHIZ WITH AN AIR FRYER.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUYS, I READ THAT RESEARCHERS ARE WORKING TO
DEVELOP A NEW SMART DEVICE THAT CAN TELL WHETHER YOU HAVE COVID OR THE FLU.
THEY EVEN HAVE A GOOD NAME FOR IT. IT'S CALLED A COVID TEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "BATTLE
OF THE INSTANT SONG WRITERS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] **
>> OH, MAN. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO LEARN THE CHANT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, JUST -- COME ON.
ONLY YOU -- >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> OOH! >> Audience: OOH! >> MERI HA!
>> Audience: YA! >> OOH! >> Audience: OOH!
** >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE LOVE SONGS. AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS
WRITTEN BY OUR GREAT AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN UNDER AN HOUR. IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE
INSTANT SONGWRITERS." * SING A SONG AND I'M SINGING A SONG
AND I'M WRITING SONG ABOUT ANOTHER SONG * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONGWRITERS." BEFORE THE SHOW, WE WENT THROUGH
OUR AUDIENCE AND PICKED OUT TWO PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT THEY WERE MUSICIANS.
WE GAVE THEM EACH A MADE UP SONG TITLE. THEN, GAVE THEM AN HOUR TO WRITE
IT AN ORIGINAL SONG BASED ON THAT TITLE. HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM PRACTICING
BACKSTAGE A MINUTE AGO. LET'S SEE WHAT THEY COME UP WITH AND MEET THEM RIGHT NOW.
COME ON OVER, GUYS. ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HI. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
WELCOME. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. LET'S START WITH CONTESTANT
NUMBER ONE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> MY NAME IS ZANIAH, AND I'M FROM LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY. >> Jimmy: HEY, ZANIAH, WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT WAS THE TITLE OF THE SONG YOU WERE GIVEN?
>> "STUCK ON A SKI LIFT WITH JENNIFER COOLIDGE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. AND WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING FOR THIS?
>> THE GUITAR. >> Jimmy: THE GUITAR. GO GET SET UP.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE. I APPRECIATE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** GET READY.
GET TO THE STAGE. GET IN THE ZONE. I LOVE THIS.
ALL RIGHT. RIGHT NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO PERFORM THE WORLD
PREMIERE OF THE SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC, "STUCK ON A SKI LIFT WITH JENNIFER COOLIDGE," IT'S
ZANIAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN I'D
BE IN UTAH SALT LAKE CITY IT'S WINTER BREAK * * AND FINALLY TRYIN'
SOMETHING EXCITING * WELL SO I THOUGHT IT WAS WENT SKIING FOR SOME FUN *
* NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M STUCK 30 FEET UP ABOVE *
* NOW I'M STUCK ON A SKI LIFT WITH JENNIFER COOLIDGE *
* SHE'S SO ICONIC I HOPE I DON'T SOUND FOOLISH *
* SHOULD I TELL HER I LOVE HER MAYBE THAT'S WAY
TOO FORWARD * * I SHOULD JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE
TELL HER I LOVE WHITE LOTUS * * I'M STUCK ON A SKI LIFT
WITH JENNIFER COOLIDGE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WOW! FANTASTIC. ZANIAH!
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT YOU MADE THAT SOUND COOL. THAT WAS AMAZING.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM? >> MY NAME IS DARRYL RAHN. I'M FROM UTICA, NEW YORK.
>> Jimmy: HEY, DARRYL -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] UTICA?
OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE UTICA. DARRYL, TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOUR SONG TITLE IS.
>> IT'S "2023 (GO TO THE GYM FOR ME)" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT? >> GUITAR.
>> Jimmy: HEY, THERE YOU GO. DOUBLE GUITAR TONIGHT. FANTASTIC.
GO ON THE STAGE AND GET READY, DARRYL. [ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. GET IN THE ZONE. GET THAT INSPIRATION.
YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL THIS ONE. 2023, HERE WE GO. I LIKE THIS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "2023 (GO TO THE GYM FOR ME)" BY
DARRYL RAHN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * WOKE UP NEW YEAR'S DAY
LOOKED DOWN AT MY PHONE * * AT ALL THE PRETTY PEOPLE GETTING RIPPED
AND GETTING TONED * * I WAS FILLED WITH INSPIRATION
THEN I TURNED ON MY TV * * IT'S 2023 GO TO THE GYM FOR ME *
[ CHEERS ] * THE MEMBERSHIP'S EXPENSIVE PLUS IT'S WAY
TOO FAR TO WALK * * AND PICKING UP MY CLOTHES TECHNICALLY COUNTS
AS A SQUAT * [ LAUGHTER ] * BUT I THINK IT'S AMAZING
THAT YOU'RE DOING PILATES IT'S 2023 GO TO THE GYM FOR ME *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * WHY WOULD I GET ON A TREADMILL
WHEN I COULD SIMPLY SIT STILL * * JUST BREATHING IN THE
STEAM OF MAC AND CHEESE * [ LAUGHTER ] * MAYBE I WILL DO
A CRUNCH IN '24 BUT IT'S 2023 SO GO TO THE GYM FOR ME *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YO! COME ON, NOW.
GIVE IT UP FOR DARRYL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DARRYL RAHN. BOTH OF YOU GUYS, FANTASTIC. NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO WON.
WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR AUDIENCE DECIDE THE WINNER. YEAH.
AREN'T YOU LUCKY? [ LAUGHTER ] WAS IT ZANIAH?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OR WAS IT DARRYL? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER. IT IS DARRYL RAHN. [ BELL DINGS ]
CONGRATULATIONS, DARRYL. DARRYL, YOU ARE GOING HOME WITH AN "I LOVE MUSIC" SWEATSHIRT.
>> YES, DARRYL! >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME. ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO GET A
NOTEBOOK HERE SO YOU CAN WRITE MORE SONGS. A "TONIGHT SHOW" NOTEBOOK.
[ APPLAUSE ] AND ALSO $1,000 IN THERE. **
THAT'S IT, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ZANIAH, NO ONE GOES HOME EMPTY
HANDED, HERE. YOU ALSO GO HOME WITH A SWEATSHIRT --
- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] - - SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC." >> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU ALSO GET A NOTEBOOK AND $1,000! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. KEEP WRITING! KEEP PERFORMING!
COME BACK AND BE ON THE SHOW ONE DAY AGAIN. GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR TWO NEW
INSTANT SONGWRITERS. STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
WINSTON DUKE. COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU GET TO TURN INTO A WEREWOLF.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TALENTED ACTOR, WHO IS IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES
OF THE YEAR, "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." IT IS COMING TO DISNEY PLUS
FEBRUARY 1st AND WILL BE AVAILABLE ON DVD AND BLU-RAY SOON.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME WINSTON DUKE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> GOOD SEEING YOU. >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. WELCOME BACK.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WINSTON DUKE, RIGHT THERE.
COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] COME ON, BUD.
WELCOME BACK. >> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: I'M SO -- THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK. YOU KNOW, LAST TIME YOU CAME ON
THE SHOW RIGHT BEFORE "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER."
>> YES. >> Jimmy: AND I WAS LIKE -- I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME HANGING
WITH YOU AND TALKING WITH YOU. >> YES. >> Jimmy: I'M LIKE, "LET'S HAVE
HIM BACK AFTER THE MOVIE COMES OUT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
- - JUST TO SEE HOW YOU ENJOY BEING IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST --" >> YOU MISSED ME.
YOU MISSED ME. >> Jimmy: I REALLY DO. [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU, BY THE WAY, NOW COVER BOY. OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THIS GUY. >> OH, BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, BOY. >> Jimmy: "THE WINSTON DUKE ERA BEGINS NOW."
>> OH, THE WINSTON DUKE EFFECT, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YES, THE EFFECT.
>> I'LL TAKE IT. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME -- LAST TIME YOU CAME ON, YOU -- OBVIOUSLY
VERY GOOD LOOKING AND TALL. BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY -- >> CONTINUE, YOU SHOULD DO A
COUPLE MORE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ALSO -- YOU'RE VERY STRONG AND YOU ACTUALLY -- YOU
PUT ME IN A FULL NELSON AND ALMOST KILLED ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND PEOPLE SEEMED TO ENJOY THAT. BUT, TONIGHT, YOU HAVE A NEW FEAT OF STRENGTH AND A TALENT, A
DIFFERENT TALENT -- >> OH, BOY. >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU'RE GONNA
DEBUT INVOLVING AN APPLE. >> LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN, WHAT --
FIRST OF ALL, HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS, AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE MOST HERO ORIGIN STORIES -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MY GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE MOST HERO ORIGIN
STORIES -- >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> -- IT CAME OUT OF NEED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> GREAT NEED.
A FRIEND OF MINE -- >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> -- WAS REALLY HUNGRY IN GRAD
SCHOOL, AND I HAD AN APPLE, BUT ONLY ONE. ONE APPLE.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I DECIDED I NEEDED TO SHARE THIS APPLE REALLY BADLY.
AND SOMEHOW, I SUMMONED -- SUMMONED --! >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> -- THE STRENGTH TO TEAR THIS APPLE IN HALF SO I COULD SHARE IT WITH MY FRIEND, A FELLOW
ACTOR BY THE NAME OF MAMOUDOU ATHIE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YES. >> Jimmy: AND, SO, YOU -- YOU DID THIS --
>> AND I BROKE IT. WELL, FIRST, THE KEY. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> THE KEY TO THE TRICK, IS DEVELOPING A BIT OF A HAND-HOLD SPACE.
RIGHT. SO -- [ CRUNCHING ]
GENTLE BITE. >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO YOU ALREADY BREAK THE APPLE?
>> WELL, I WAS EATING IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, OH, SO, YOUR
FRIEND -- SO YOUR -- OH, SO YOUR FRIEND WAS --
>> FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURACY, I HAVE TO REPLICATE THE MOMENT. >> Jimmy: YES, I FEEL -- I FEEL
YOU. >> SO, I HAVE A HAND -- HOLD.
>> Jimmy: OH, I SEE -- I UNDERSTAND. >> 'CAUSE I NEED -- I NEED A
SPACE FOR THE FINGERS. >> Jimmy: YES. [ APPLE SNAPPING ]
>> AH. >> Jimmy: WOW! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WAIT, WHOA! WAIT, STOP.
STOP! >> AH. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO MUCH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I'M DOING IT FOR THE ROOTS. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO MUCH
STRENGTH. IT'S TOO MUCH STRENGTH. >> I'M DOING IT FOR THE ROOTS.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
LOOK AT THIS, HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT LOOKS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WINSTON, THIS IS A TALENT. THIS IS -- THIS IS -- THIS DOESN'T END HERE.
THIS IS GOING TO GO -- MAY I HAVE A PIECE OF YOUR APPLE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU CAN. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> THAT PIECE HAS NO BITE IN IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. OH, IT MIGHT HAVE.
>> STILL CLEAN. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S STILL CLEAN. >> AND I WASHED MY HANDS BEFORE
I CAME OUT. >> Jimmy: WINSTON DUKE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU NEVER KNEW A TRUE SUPERHERO -- >> Jimmy: -- COULD BREAK AN
APPLE INTO -- >> CAN BREAK AND APPLE IN HALF. >> Jimmy: -- A THOUSAND PIECES.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS. COMPLETELY USELESS. >> Jimmy: BUT NOW, I MEAN, LOOK,
THE MOVIE WAS NOT ONLY NUMBER ONE, WAS NUMBER ONE FOR, LIKE, FIVE WEEKS IN A ROW.
>> FIVE WEEKS, YES. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T GET A --
>> IT'S ALSO THE TOP GROSSING FEMALE-LED SUPERHERO FILM IN THE COUNTRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND ALSO -- CAN I JUST SAY TOO, AFTER WATCHING IT, I
LOVED IT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN IT.
BUT, ALSO, IT'S UNLIKE ANY MARVEL MOVIE -- >> YES.
>> Jimmy: -- IN A WAY, BECAUSE I FELT -- I FELT LIKE THIS ONE WAS MORE EMOTIONAL THAN ANY OF THEM
HAVE BEEN. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE FIRST ONE REALLY CAUGHT EVERYONE OFF
GUARD. THE FIRST ONE, NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.
AND IT BECAME THIS BEAUTIFUL WATERSHED MOMENT FOR EVERYONE TO KIND OF RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES.
AND THEN IT, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE IT WOULD BE SOMETHING HARD TO FOLLOW UP.
AND THEN WE LOST CHADWICK, AND, YOU KNOW, THE CIRCUMSTANCE BECAME WHAT IT WAS.
AND IT BECAME THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR US ALL TO KIND OF COME TO GRIPS WITH THE GRIEF THAT WE'VE
ALL BEEN FEELING. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND IT BECAME THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO SAY GOODBYE TO CHADWICK, AND TO GIVE OURSELVES PERMISSION TO GRIEVE.
THE MOVIE IS ABOUT GRIEF. THE MOVIE IS ABOUT, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE RIGHT TIME.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE RIGHT WAY TO GRIEVE. AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT, IS TO
GET THROUGH IT. AND PEOPLE REALLY GOT A CHANCE TO DO THAT WITH THE FILM.
SO, IT BECAME SO MUCH MORE -- AGAIN -- 'CAUSE THAT WAS THE THING -- IT WAS LIKE, "HOW DO WE
CREATE SOMETHING, AND NOT FEEL LIKE WE'RE TRYING TO REPLICATE THE FIRST MOVIE?"
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND WE FOUND A WAY INTO IT BY JUST EMBRACING THE TRUTH OF THE
MOMENT THAT WE WERE IN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
BUD, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY.
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, MY MAN. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S WINSTON DUKE IN "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> SO THE RIVER BORDER HAS BEEN
BREACHED, HUH? IF MY SOLDIERS WERE PRESENT, THIS FISH-MAN WOULD BE BOUND
BEFORE US AS WE SPEAK. >> IF YOUR MUSCLE BRAINS WERE PRESENT, THEY WOULD STILL BE
THERE CHOKING ON THEIR FUZZY ADORNMENTS. >> YOU BALD-HEADED DEMON.
>> SHOW SOME RESPECT, YOU TWO. >> RESPECT? THESE MEN SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO
SHOW THEIR FACES. >> WATCH YOUR TONE, JABARI. [ AFFRONTED CHANTING ]
>> HEY! [ SPEARS CLANKING ] [ CRUNCHING ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BEFORE YOU GO, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TEACH US THE JABARI CHANT.
>> OH, MAN. DO YOU GUYS WANT TO LEARN THE CHANT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, JUST -- COME ON.
ONLY YOU -- >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: ONLY YOU, THE ONE AND
ONLY. OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WOW, OKAY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ALL RIGHT.
>> WE GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. >> Jimmy: YES, YOU HAVE TO GIVE
THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. OKAY. >> SO, WHEN I SAY "MERI HA" --
>> YES. >> SO, THAT'S A WORD THAT TRANSLATES TO "WIN THEM."
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> YOU'RE GOING TO SAY "YA." I'M GONNA GRUNT.
RIGHT? THAT'S THE -- THE GORILLA TRIBE'S GRUNT.
"OOH." YOU JUST REPEAT OOH. SO, I SAY "MERI HA," YOU SAY,
"YA." >> Jimmy: YA. >> I SAY "OOH."
>> Audience: OOH. >> MERI HA! >> Audience: YA!
>> OOH! >> Audience: OOH! >> MERI HA!
>> Audience: YA! >> OOH! >> Audience: OOH!
[ REPEATED CHANTING ] >> Jimmy: WINSTON DUKE, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER" COMES TO DISNEY PLUS
FEBRUARY 1st. AVAILABLE ON DVD AND BLU-RAY SOON.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE A PRO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
OSCAR-NOMINATED DIRECTOR WHOSE NEWEST ACCLAIMED FILM IS "THE WHALE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
NOW. PLEASE WELCOME DARREN ARONOFSKY, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: DARREN, A BROOKLYN BOY. >> YEAH, I'M A BEGINNER AT THIS.
I'VE NEVER DONE A TALK SHOW. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FIRST TALK SHOW?
OH, I'M SO HAPPY. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME! WELCOME, WELCOME! I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A THOUSAND QUESTIONS FOR YOU, BUT WE'LL GET
RIGHT TO IT. A DIRECTOR ALWAYS IN YOUR VISION?
GROWING UP? >> OH, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A DIRECTOR WAS GROWING UP IN
BROOKLYN. IT WAS, LIKE, NO CLUE. IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.
>> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU GET THE BUG OR GO LIKE, "HEY, THIS MIGHT BE SOMETHING THAT I'M GOOD AT?"
>> I ACTUALLY WENT TO KING'S PLAZA IN BROOKLYN, FOR ANY BROOKLYN PEOPLE, AND THE FILM I
WANTED TO SEE WAS SOLD OUT. AND THERE WAS LIKE ANOTHER FILM WITH A KIND OF GOOFY GUY WITH A
BROOKLYN HAT, AND I WALKED INTO SPIKE LEE'S "SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT."
AND IT WAS JUST LIKE, I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. SO, IT'S SORT OF LIKE, "OH,
SOMEONE FROM BROOKLYN CAN DO SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD." AND IT KIND OF OPENED MY EYES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. AND THEN YOU GO, "SO I'M GOING TO DO THAT."
AND THEN YOU GO -- WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? >> WELL, I SORT OF FOLLOWED A
PATH BACK THEN. THERE WEREN'T, LIKE, FILM SCHOOLS EVERYWHERE.
SO, I KIND OF HAD TO FIGURE IT OUT. AND EVENTUALLY I WAS LIKE, "WHAT
IS THE CHEAPEST THING I CAN MAKE?" I RAISED MONEY GOING OUT TO
100 BUCKS EACH WITH THE PROMISE IF THE FILM MADE MONEY, THEY'D GET 150 BUCKS BACK.
THAT WAS THE DEAL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT A BROOKLYN KID DOES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GIVE ME 100 BUCKS, I'LL GIVE YOU 150.
>> EARLY CROWDFUNDING. SHOULD HAVE DONE KICKSTARTER. >> Jimmy: PRE-KICK STARTER,
YEAH. AND THAT MOVIE WAS -- >> "PI."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT TOO SHABBY. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I ALSO JUST SAW YOU'RE
ON THE SHORT LIST -- YOU HAVE A DOCUMENTARY FILM CALLED "THE TERRITORY."
YOU'RE ON THE SHORT LIST TO BE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR. SO, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
CONGRATULATIONS. GOOD LUCK ON THAT. WHAT IS "THE TERRITORY" ABOUT?
>> "TERRITORY" IS AN AMAZING DOCUMENTARY. PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT THINGS I'VE EVER BEEN LUCKY TO BE NEAR. AND IT'S -- IT DOCUMENTS KIND OF
THE FRONT LINES OF THE WAR HAPPENING IN THE AMAZON BETWEEN THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE AND PEOPLE
THAT ARE INVADING AND TAKING THEIR LANDS. IT'S ON DISNEY PLUS.
IT'S REALLY BAD ASS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CONGRATULATIONS.
THAT'S FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO, THAT'S HAPPENING.
YOU DO THAT. AND THEN YOU HAVE "THE WHALE." >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHICH YOU DIRECTED. BRENDAN FRASER. HE'S UNBELIEVABLE IN THIS.
SADIE SINK. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SADIE SINK IS
UNBELIEVABLE AS WELL. WHEN DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS IDEA?
WHEN DID YOU GO, "I WANT TO MAKE THIS"? AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU?
>> IT WAS ORIGINALLY A PLAY THAT I SAW TEN YEARS AGO, OFF BROADWAY THEATER, PLAYWRIGHTS
HORIZONS, HERE IN NEW YORK. I WAS JUST SO DEEPLY MOVED BY IT.
IT WAS CHARACTERS THAT I HAD NEVER MET BEFORE. I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RELATE TO
THEM, BUT BY THE END, I WAS LIKE, I FELT SO DEEPLY, AND I WAS CRYING WITH ALL THESE
STRANGERS IN THE AUDIENCE. AND I WAS LIKE, "IT WOULD BE REALLY INTERESTING TO BRING THAT
TO THE THEATER." BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T CRY ANYMORE IN MOVIES, YOU KNOW.
THAT USED TO BE A THING BACK IN THE DAY. THE TEAR-JERKER.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS MY FIRST MOVIE, I THINK, WAS "THE CHAMP." >> "THE CHAMP" WITH
RICKY SCHRODER. THERE YOU GO, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: CRIED MY EYES OUT.
>> PEOPLE USED TO BRAG ABOUT CRYING IN THEATERS. >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE BRINGING
THE CRY BACK? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> #CRYTOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: #CRYTOGETHER. YOU'RE BRINGING IT BACK. WHY NOT?
FAMILY GET TOGETHER. HAVE A GOOD CRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> BUT IT IS INSPIRATIONAL AND HOPEFUL. I MEAN, IT LEAVES YOU WITH --
THE CHARACTER HAS SO MUCH LIFE, AND SO MUCH HOPE FOR HUMANITY. >> Jimmy: ALSO, BRENDAN IS A
PERFECT CHOICE BECAUSE HE'S FUNNY. HE KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER A JOKE
AND LAND A JOKE. DID YOU KNOW THAT BRENDAN WAS GOING TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER?
>> WELL, THE REASON IT TOOK TEN YEARS WAS I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CAST IT.
AND THEN I STUMBLED ON A TRAILER OF A LOW BUDGET BRAZILIAN MOVIE, AND BRENDAN HAD A SMALL ROLE IN
IT AND HE'S AMAZING. TO BE HONEST THOUGH, I HAD NEVER REALLY SEEN ANY OF HIS FILMS.
I HADN'T SEEN "GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE" OR "ENCINO MAN." I HAD SEEN "THE MUMMY," BUT NOT
THAT MUCH. BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING LIKE A LIGHT BULB WENT OFF.
AND I WAS, LIKE, "LET'S ROLL THE DICE ON IT." >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. >> PLEASE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S BRENDAN FRASER
IN A SCENE FROM DARREN ARONOFSKY'S "THE WHALE." TAKE A LOOK.
>> I NEED TO KNOW THAT SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A DECENT LIFE WHERE SHE CARES ABOUT PEOPLE,
AND OTHER PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HER. AND SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY. >> I NEED TO GO.
>> MARY. >> I HAVE TO GO. >> SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE.
I NEED TO KNOW THAT I HAVE DONE ONE THING RIGHT WITH MY LIFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: DARREN ARONOFSKY, EVERYONE. "THE WHALE" IS IN THEATERS NOW.
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE HIT SHOW, "WEDNESDAY," WHICH
IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME, EMMA MYERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** **
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. WELCOME. >> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. YOU ARE MAKING YOUR TALK SHOW
DEBUT, IS THAT CORRECT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING
HERE. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: I ALSO HEARD THAT
YOU'RE ALSO FILMING A MOVIE NOW WITH OUR PAL, JENNIFER GARNER. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHO I LOVE HER SO MUCH. >> OH, I LOVE HER.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S THE BEST. >> SHE'S INCREDIBLE. SHE'S SO SWEET.
>> Jimmy: SHE PLAYS YOUR MOM. >> SHE DOES. AND SHE REMINDS ME OF MY ACTUAL
MOM, SO IT WORKS OUT FOR THE BEST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS ACTUAL MOM HERE? >> MY ACTUAL MOM IS HERE. I DON'T KNOW --
I CAN'T SEE. >> Jimmy: ACTUAL MOM, ARE YOU HERE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S YOUR MOM. HI, MOM!
>> I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO CRY. I KNEW IT. >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT TO BE PROUD.
YOU GOT TO BE PROUD OF YOUR GIRL HERE. WAS YOUR MOM EXCITED THAT
JENNIFER GARNER IS PLAYING HER? >> OH, YEAH. I THINK MY DAD WAS MORE EXCITED
THOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EMMA, I WANTED TO ASK
YOU ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I READ THIS ONLINE. YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF A BAND, AND
YOU LIKE TO -- WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO PEOPLE, YOU LIKE TO INTRODUCE THIS BAND TO PEOPLE IF
THEY DON'T KNOW OF THIS. >> I WILL INTRODUCE IF PEOPLE ASK ME TO, BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO -- >> Jimmy: WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU.
>> THEN I'LL INTRODUCE IT TO EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BAND? >> SEVENTEEN. >> Jimmy: SEVENTEEN.
NOW, YOU'RE INTO THIS BAND? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN INTO SEVENTEEN?
>> I WAS 15, SO ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE 15 INTO
SEVENTEEN. WE HAVE A PHOTO OF SEVENTEEN, OKAY.
THIS IS SEVENTEEN? >> YEAH, THAT'S THEM. >> Jimmy: WOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ONLY 13. >> Jimmy: THERE'S 13 PEOPLE IN
SEVENTEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> 13 IN SEVENTEEN, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A WHOLE THING. >> Jimmy: SO, THERE'S 13 PEOPLE
IN SEVENTEEN. >> I'LL EXPLAIN THE NUMBERS. THERE'S 13 OF THEM, SO IT'S 13,
RIGHT? AND THERE ARE THREE DIFFERENT GROUPS.
YOU HAVE HIP-HOP, PERFORMANCE, AND VOCAL. AND THEN THERE'S ONE TEAM.
SO, 13, PLUS 3, PLUS 1 IS 17. >> Jimmy: OKAY. [ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, I'M IN. I LIKE THAT. >> I KNOW.
IT'S A GOOD THING. >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "WEDNESDAY."
IT IS THE SECOND MOST WATCHED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF NETFLIX. PEOPLE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] JENNA ORTEGA WAS JUST ON OUR SHOW.
AND SHE'S PHENOMENAL. AND YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH, WHO IS THIS KID?"
AND THEN YOU SHOW UP IN THIS SCENE AND GO, "WOW, WHO IS THIS KID?"
MY GOD. LOOK AT THESE TALENTED ACTORS. I MEAN, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL.
DID YOU KNOW OF "THE ADDAMS FAMILY" GOING INTO THIS? >> I HAD WATCHED THE '90s MOVIES
GROWING UP. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS, LIKE, A TV SHOW.
AND THERE'S A COMIC AND EVERYTHING. I HAD NO IDEA.
SO, THEN WHEN I GOT THE ROLE I KIND OF DOVE INTO IT, AND I LOVE IT.
IT'S SO FUN. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNEW -- YOU PROBABLY GET THE SCRIPT, AND YOU
GO, "I THINK I WANT TO PLAY ENID." PLAY THE ROOMMATE, OR DO YOU GO,
"I WANT TO BE WEDNESDAY"? >> I'M NOT A GOOD WEDNESDAY. >> Jimmy: NOT A GOOD WEDNESDAY?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: COULD YOU PLAY WEDNESDAY AT ALL?
DO YOU HAVE ANY WEDNESDAY IN YOU? OR ARE YOU JUST POSITIVE?
>> WEDNESDAY DOES NOT COME TO ME NATURALLY. ENID DOES.
AND I THINK JENNA DID SUCH A FLAWLESS JOB WITH WEDNESDAY THAT IF I EVEN TRIED, IT WOULD JUST
BE A DISGRACE. >> Jimmy: NO! YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
>> IT WOULD NOT BE -- >> Jimmy: BUT ARE YOU AN OPTIMIST?
>> YEAH. I'M AN OPTIMIST. I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THE ONLY
THINGS I HAVE IN COMMON WITH ENID IS THAT I AM AN OPTIMIST. I DON'T LIKE WEARING COLORFUL
CLOTHES. I DON'T -- I'M NOT AN EXTROVERT. I'M AN INTROVERT.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT -- YOU JUST
SAID -- I'M -- [ LAUGHTER ] VERY INTERESTING.
BECAUSE I WOULD SAY THAT WOULD BE WEDNESDAY. >> YOU'D THINK, BUT I JUST CAN'T
PULL IT OFF. >> Jimmy: I'M A DISGRACE. I REALLY AM.
I'M A TOTAL DISGRACE. BUT THEN YOU GET TO TURN INTO A WEREWOLF.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: WAS THERE WEREWOLF TRAINING?
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: I'M BEING SERIOUS. >> I'M SERIOUS TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, THEY GO TO TRAINING --
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> YEAH, THE WHOLE THING.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE DID THIS WEREWOLF BOOT CAMP ONE TIME.
BECAUSE THERE'S EPISODE SIX WHERE THE PARENTS COME AND ALL THE FAMILY COMES.
I HAD FOUR OR FIVE BROTHERS, AND THEY REALLY HAD TO GET THEM INTO THE WEREWOLF SPIRIT.
SO, THEY ASKED ME TO COME IN AND DO, YOU KNOW, WEREWOLF BOOT CAMP AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WHAT DOES
THIS MEAN?" >> Jimmy: WEREWOLF BOOT CAMP? >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE --
>> Jimmy: PROFESSIONALLY PEOPLE DO THIS FOR A LIVING? >> THEY LIKE --
>> Jimmy: WEREWOLF BOOT CAMP? >> I'VE NEVER DONE SO MUCH PARKOUR IN MY LIFE.
IT WAS ME, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING. >> -- RUNNING ON THE FLOOR ON
ALL FOURS. LEAPING OVER THINGS. WE HAD THESE STUNT GUYS
PRETENDING TO BE SHEEP. [ LAUGHTER ] WE WOULD LIKE CRAWL AROUND THEM
IN A CIRCLE. >> Jimmy: MOM, WERE YOU THERE ON SET FOR THIS?
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THIS IS LEGIT. OH, MY GOSH.
PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE SHEEP. I LOVE IT. >> WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU NAILED IT. IT WORKED. >> IT WORKED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WORKED. CONGRATULATIONS. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE ON "THE
TONIGHT SHOW" MAKING YOUR DEBUT WITH US. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S EMMA MYERS IN "WEDNESDAY." TAKE A LOOK.
>> HOWDY, ROOMIE. >> WEDNESDAY, THIS IS ENID SINCLAIR.
>> ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE. >> WEDNESDAY ALWAYS LOOKS HALF
DEAD. >> WELCOME TO OPHELIA HALL. NOT A HUGGER.
GOT IT. >> PLEASE EXCUSE WEDNESDAY. SHE'S ALLERGIC TO COLOR.
>> OH, WOW. WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU? >> I BREAK OUT INTO HIVES, AND
THEN THE FLESH PEELS OFF MY BONES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: OH. THAT'S EMMA MYERS RIGHT THERE. SEASON ONE OF "WEDNESDAY" IS
STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE FROM IDLES. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
** >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE NOMINATED FOR TWO GRAMMYS,
INCLUDING BEST ROCK ALBUM. PERFORMING "THE WHEEL" FROM THEIR ALBUM "CRAWLER," GIVE IT
UP FOR IDLES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ONE!
ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE FOUR! ** **
* I GOT ON MY KNEES AND I BEGGED MY MOTHER WITH A BOTTLE IN ONE HAND
IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER * * AND SO IT TURNS AGAIN AND AGAIN
SHE WOKE FROM HER SLUMBER WITH A CRIPPLED STANCE * * SHE SAID
SHE MISSED MY BROTHER I WANTED ONE MORE CHANCE * * AND SO IT TURNS
AGAIN AND AGAIN THE WHEEL * TURNS *
* AND SO IT TURNS CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH HEAR IT FROM THE BACK NOW
CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH * * CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH HEAR IT FROM THE BACK NOW
CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH HEY * * SO I PUT UP A POSTER
SAYING WHERE'S MY DOG MY FRIENDS MY FAMILY MY JOB *
* NOBODY TURNED BACK NOW EXCEPT FOR MY MAN WITH A MOURNFUL PIOUS GRIN
AND A BAG IN HIS HAND * * AND SO IT TURNS AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND THEN THE SEAGULLS FOUND ME * * I COULDN'T TELL WHAT YEAR
BUT WITH NO-ONE AROUND ME THE MOTION WAS CLEAR * * AND SO IT TURNS
AGAIN AND AGAIN THE WHEEL * * AND SO IT TURNS
AND SO IT TURNS YEAH * * CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH
HEAR IT FROM THE BACK CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH * * CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH
HEAR IT FROM THE BACK NOW CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH * * CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH
HEAR IT FROM THE BACK NOW CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH * **
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHOA! IDLES!
"CRAWLER" IS OUT NOW. IDLES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MY THANKS TO WINSTON DUKE, DARREN ARONOFSKY, EMMA MYERS, IDLES, ONCE AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.
FANTASTIC. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAYED TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT
WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]