>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ANA de ARMAS
LUKE GRIMES, MUSICAL GUEST PROTOJE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1769 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, GOODNESS
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOVE RIGHT BACK AT YOU. THANK YOU.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'D LIKE TO START BY WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY NEW YEAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAPPY NEW YEAR * HAPPY NEW YEAR
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
YEAH, OKAY, GOOD, YEAH IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE DAYS. ISN'T THAT SAD
YEAH I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE RESOLUTIONS MORE REALISTIC
YOU KNOW, THEN WE COULD ALWAYS DO THEM. LIKE, HOW ABOUT WE JOIN A GYM
AND NEVER GO [ CHEERS ] WE CAN DO THAT
I CAN DO THAT. HOW ABOUT KEEPING A JOURNAL FROM JANUARY 1st TO
JANUARY 10th WE CAN DO THAT [ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, JANUARY 3rd JANUARY 3rd TO JANUARY 5th OKAY, WE CAN DO IT
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HOW ABOUT JUST FLOSSING ONCE WE CAN ALL DO THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THESE ARE RESOLUTIONS -- BUT I LOVE MAKING NEW YEAR'S
RESOLUTIONS. IT'S JUST LIKE TRYING TO GIVE UP SOMETHING FOR LENT, BUT
INSTEAD OF DISAPPOINTING GOD IT'S ONLY YOURSELF, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE, ASKING PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS IS ALWAYS STRANGE
IT'S LIKE, "SO, TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
I READ THAT THIS YEAR THE MOST POPULAR RESOLUTIONS ARE EXERCISING, EATING BETTER, AND
LOSING WEIGHT. YOU KNOW WE DON'T KEEP OUR RESOLUTIONS 'CAUSE LAST YEAR
THEY WERE THE EXACT SAME THINGS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND GET THIS, A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT ONLY ONE IN THREE AMERICANS HAD A GREAT 2022
IT'S A PRETTY INTERESTING SURVEY CHECK THIS OUT
30% SAID "I HAD A GREAT 2022." 70% SAID, "WELL, LA-DI-FRICKIN'-DA.
[ LAUGHTER ] 30% SAID "WHAT CAN I SAY IT WAS A GOOD YEAR."
70% SAID "OH, FOR SURE, 2022 WAS A BLAST NOTHING BETTER THAN LOSING MY
LIFE SAVINGS IN DOGECOIN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 30% SAID, "WELL, I GOT A
A PROMOTION. 70% SAID, "I GOT MONKEYPOX." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
30% SAID "I TRAVELED THE WORLD. 70% SAID "I SLEPT IN A
A SOUTHWEST TERMINAL FOR SIX DAYS." [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 30% SAID "OH, COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING YOU
CAN LOOK FORWARD TO. 70% SAID, "WELL, MY LANDLORD DID SAY HE'D LOWER MY RENT THIS
YEAR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 30% SAID "OH, NICE, WHO'S YOUR
LANDLORD?" 70% SAID "GEORGE SANTOS. [ APPLAUSE ]
"WHO'S YOUR LANDLORD?" >> Steve: OH NO. THAT'S THE WORST
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW HE OWNED PROPERTY
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. NEWLY ELECTED CONGRESSMAN
GEORGE SANTOS WHO'S ALREADY FACING CALLS TO RESIGN BECAUSE OF A GROWING LIST OF SCANDALS,
INCLUDING LIES HE'S TOLD ABOUT HIS FAMILY, EDUCATION, AND HIS WORK HISTORY
YEP, IT'S ODD WHEN A A CONGRESSMAN HOLDS UP HIS RIGHT HAND TO BE SWORN IN, AND
EVERYONE'S LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T BOTHER."
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED TO ADDRESS HIS LIES, SANTOS SAID, "LISTEN, I'M JUST
FOCUSED ON BEING THE BEST VICE PRESIDENT I CAN BE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, REAL QUICK, I WANT TO SAY THAT WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL HERE
AND RIGHT NOW I WANT TO TAKE A A MOMENT TO WELCOME A VERY SPECIAL PART OF OUR AUDIENCE
THAT WERE ALL FLOWN HERE THANKS TO A SPECIAL PROMOTION FROM SOUTHWEST AIRLINES
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHWEST FAN ZONE [ CHEERS ]
* CELEBRATE GOOD TIME COME ON * [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: WAIT A SECOND. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ACTUALLY STUCK IN AKRON
I'M SORRY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GIVE IT UP FOR EVERYONE IN THE
SOUTHWEST FAN ZONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE -- WHEREVER THEY ARE
WHEREVER YOU'RE WATCHING FROM. THAT'S RIGHT, LAST WEEK, SOUTHWEST LEFT PASSENGERS AND
LUGGAGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY STRANDED AFTER THEY SUFFERED A A MAJOR MELTDOWN AND CANCELED
MORE THAN 15,000 FLIGHTS SOUTHWEST SAID THAT THEY WERE LAUNCHING AN INVESTIGATION INTO
THE MELTDOWN, BUT THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY CANCELED IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE CAUSE OF THE CANCELLATIONS WAS MAINLY DUE TO THEIR "OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY."
YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR AIRLINE AS THE SAME SENTENCE AS "OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS -- CNN HELD THEIR ANNUAL NEW
YEAR'S EVE SPECIAL IT WAS GREAT ANDY COHEN IS OUR BUDDY.
ANDERSON COOPER. THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK THIS YEAR.
THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED -- WELL, LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
KNOW IF THEY STILL DO IT, BUT
FOR A WHILE, WHEN THEY HANG PEOPLE, IT'S NOT HANGING SOMEBODY AND LETTING THEM DROP,
WHICH BREAKS THEIR NECK, INSTANTLY KILLS THEM, IT'S PICKING SOMEBODY UP WITH A
A CRANE, SO THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SUFFOCATION AND STRANGULATION. >> YEAH, NO, IT'S -- IT'S
PRETTY - >> IT'S PARTICULARLY BRUTAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE! >> Steve: HAPPY NEW YEAR >> Jimmy: WOW.
WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT WAS NOT
DRINKING >> Jimmy: THAT -- WOW. THE HEAD OF CNN WAS, LIKE,
"SOMEBODY GET ANDERSON A A JAGERMEISTER, STAT!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WOW! HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY. HOLY MOLY.
YOU SEE ANDY'S FACE? THAT WAS -- ANDY'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."
SOME MOVIE NEWS -- LESS THAN THREE WEEKS SINCE ITS RELEASE, "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER," HAS
ALREADY TOPPED $1.4 BILLION AT THE GLOBAL BOX OFFICE. $1.4 BILLION
MEANWHILE, THE BLUE MAN GROUP WAS, LIKE, "WHAT ARE WE DOING WRONG HERE
WHAT ARE WE -- [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, ACCORDING TO A
A NEW STUDY, DRINKING AROUND TEN CUPS OF WATER CAN SLOW THE AGING PROCESS.
THAT'S RIGHT WATER CAN ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE, YET PEOPLE ARE STILL
GOING TO BE LIKE, "OH, IT'S DASANI NEVER MIND."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET.
HERE WE GO
WETWEET* >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET.
THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU
LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
YOU SEE THEM THERE YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, BY THE WAY
YOU CAN VOTE FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE >> Steve: BUT YOU CAN.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THE WHOLE AUDIENCE HAS NEVER VOTED FOR ALL OF THEM, BUT WE CAN DO IT
TONIGHT IF WE FEEL LIKE DOING IT OR YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF
THEM I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE AT THE "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
I WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN, ENJOY, AND RELAX. HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU GUYS HAVE
CLICKERS TOO >> Higgins: GOT IT >> Questlove: GOT IT
>> Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE'LL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT
YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS
THE FIRST TWEET IS - [ CHEERS ] "SCREW IT, I'M GOING TO GET MY
2023 NEW YEAR'S EVE GLASSES PRESCRIPTION." HEY, THERE YOU GO.
WOW. >> Steve: WOW. THANK YOU, NO.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN VOTE YET, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE TO.
* >> Steve: MIGHT BE THE FIRST ZERO
>> Jimmy: "SCREW IT, I'M GOING TO GET MY 2023 GLASSES --" >> Steve: RIGHT.
IT'S A HUMOROUS THING, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "-- PRESCRIPTION." >> Steve: BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T
DO THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE 'EM ALL -- YOU WEAR 'EM FOREVER
>> Steve: YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO THAT. >> Jimmy: READING GLASSES,
WHATEVER YOU LIKE. >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH THAT'S THE JOKE.
>> Jimmy: I CAN ALREADY TELL - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: JUST BY -- THIS IS A
A VERY HONEST AUDIENCE >> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M GONNA SAY LESS THAN 70 >> Jimmy: I SAW SOME PEOPLE PUT THE CLICKERS DOWN AT ONE POINT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I SAW SOME PEOPLE LEAVE.
>> Jimmy: THEY REFUSE TO VOTE. DO WE HAVE TO EVEN CHECK THE RESULTS?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. HERE -- THE VOTES ARE IN
WHOA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: 34
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, 147. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: MIGHT BE THE WORST
ONE YET. >> Steve: GOSH I'M WRITING THAT DOWN.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S THE OTHER THING -- THEY ALL DON'T NECESSARILY GET
BETTER >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND NOBODY
HEARS IT, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND I MEAN, HOW EGOTISTICAL IS THAT?"
WOW. YOU SIT IN -- YOU CAN MOVE YOU CAN MOVE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- EVERYONE'S JUST KIND OF SITTING THERE.
>> Steve: WHAT THE HECK? * >> Jimmy: SO IF YOU DON'T HEAR
THE TREE FALL, DID IT HAPPEN >> Steve: YEAH HOW EGOTISTICAL.
>> Jimmy: OH, MOVE ON. YEAH >> Steve: ARE YOU TALKING TO
THE TREE OR THE PERSON WHO DIDN'T HEAR IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THE PERSON THAT DIDN'T HEAR. >> Steve: DON'T GO OUT ON
A LIMB ON THIS ONE, I JUST WANT TO KNOW, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE TREE
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] * ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE?
* >> Jimmy: I'M STUMPED.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] * EITHER WAY, THOSE ARE ALL
GETTING BIGGER LAUGHS THAN WHAT - LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE HERE >> Steve: WHOA [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. AGAIN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT HONEST, OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS MORE FOR ENTERTAINMENT'S SAKE
>> Steve: FOR FUN. WE'RE GOOFING OFF. HAPPY NEW YEAR
>> Jimmy: "IF IT DIDN'T FALL -- I DON'T KNOW, DID IT HAPPEN? "YEAH, WE DID HAVE A PARTY,
LARRY, AND YOU WEREN'T THERE." ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "IT'S
ALWAYS SHOCKING TO LEARN WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE 'SHOES OFF IN THE APARTMENT' PEOPLE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "REALLY? YOU ARE?
>> Steve: "REALLY? >> Jimmy: "WOW >> Steve: "YOU DRESS LIKE THAT
WOW. >> Jimmy: "I CAN TAKE MY SHOES OFF AT YOUR PLACE?
>> Steve: "THIS IS WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT?" >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS
ON THIS ONE. IT FEELS BETTER. *
>> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS
NOW WE'RE TALKING. >> Steve: THAT'S MORE THAN THE COMBINED -
>> Jimmy: I'M LOVING THIS RIGHT HERE YEAH, THAT ONE -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CHECK OUT THIS ONE HERE. "COMING UP WITH A NEW PASSWORD
IS ADDING ANOTHER EXCLAMATION POINT TO THE WORD THAT'S BEEN MY PASSWORD FOR THE LAST
15 YEARS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: I FEEL THAT ONE. >> Steve: COME ON. THIS ONE'S GOT -
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE NODDING THEIR HEADS. PEOPLE ARE SMILING
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT -- PEOPLE ARE
SMILING, HAVING A GOOD TIME. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Steve: IT'S GOT TO BE BIG
>> Jimmy: YOU FEELING GOOD >> Questlove: YES. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE
RESULTS. >> Steve: FUNNY, BUT TRUE. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BEAT -
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. WHOA
[ CHEERS ] * YEAH
COME ON. >> Steve: 177. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- THAT'S
HARD TO BEAT THAT WAS GREAT ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD. SO EVEN IF NOTHING HAPPENS - >> Steve: THAT ONE, AT LEAST,
IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: THAT HAPPENED. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD
I APPRECIATE - >> Steve: IS THIS THE LAST ONE >> Jimmy: UH, THIS IS THE LAST
ONE HERE >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: IT SAYS, "I DIDN'T GO
TO THE GYM TODAY, BUT I OPENED A PICKLE JAR, AND HONESTLY, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK -- PASSWORD'S GONNA WIN, I THINK
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE PASSWORD'S GONNA WIN
>> PASSWORD. PASSWORD >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE YELLING
"PASSWORD" OUT >> Steve: NOT THE GAME >> Jimmy: THEY'RE FEELING IT
NO, NO, THEY LIKE THAT TWEET, IT'S PASSWORD. ALL RIGHT, READY
WHAT DO YOU THINK? PASSWORD >> Steve: WELL, IT'S GOTTA
BEAT 177 >> Jimmy: PASSWORD OR PICKLE JAR, RIGHT
>> Questlove: THIS IS 130 SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK
130 SOMETHING? >> Steve: 137, YEAH, I THINK IT'S AROUND THERE.
140. YEAH, I'M WITH QUEST BUT 177 IS GONNA TAKE IT
>> Jimmy: I'M GONNA BID -- I'M GONNA BID 150. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I'LL TAKE 177. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
OH >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HEY, NOT BAD
YOU'RE RIGHT, EVERYBODY! * THE WINNER WAS NUMBER FOUR
[ BELL DINGS ] THAT IS THE NEW PASSWORD THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WETWEET" RIGHT NOW AND ENJOY.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE'S NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR HER WORK IN THE MOVIE "BLONDE," WHICH IS STREAMING
NOW ON NETFLIX ANA de ARMAS IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, HE STARS AS KAYCE DUTTON IN THE HIT SHOW "YELLOWSTONE" --
LUKE GRIMES IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
PROTOJE! >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: FIRST SHOW OF THE YEAR >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OVER THE WEEKEND WE WERE SADDENED TO HEAR THE NEWS THAT
OUR FRIEND, LEGENDARY JOURNALIST BARBARA WALTERS HAD PASSED
SHE WAS A GREAT FRIEND OF THE SHOW, AND I WAS LUCKY TO GET TO KNOW HER OVER THE YEARS.
I'LL SHARE WITH YOU ONE STORY THAT YOU MIGHT FIND FUNNY. DON'T VOTE ON IT
BUT, YEAH, JUST -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BACK IN THE "LATE NIGHT" DAYS,
I GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO INTERVIEW PRESIDENT OBAMA. SO AS ANY SMART TALK SHOW HOST
WOULD DO, I WANTED TO BE AS PREPARED AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS INTERVIEW.
SO I CALLED THREE PEOPLE FOR HELP I CALLED JAY LENO,
HOWARD STERN, AND BARBARA WALTERS. JAY LENO GAVE ME HIS ADVICE,
WHICH WAS TO SET THE PRESIDENT UP WITH SOME JOKES, KEEP THE INTERVIEW FUNNY.
THAT WAS GOOD. HOWARD STERN SAID, "ASK HIM ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND DO THEY GO ON DATES? I MEAN, HOW DO THEY DO THINGS
AROUND WITH ALL THE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS, AND EVERYONE'S WATCHING THEM?
SO I GO, "IT'S PROBABLY A VERY INTERESTING TOPIC, BUT I CAN'T GET AWAY WITH ASKING THAT.
SO I GOT A NUMBER FOR BARBARA WALTERS AND I CALLED IT AROUND 4:00 P.M. ON A SUNDAY
AFTERNOON. AND SHE PICKS UP THE PHONE, IT'S BARBARA WALTERS' VOICE.
SHE GOES, "HELLO?" I GO, "HI, BARBARA, THIS IS JIMMY FALLON
THANK YOU FOR TAKING MY CALL." SHE SAID, "JIMMY, I WILL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK
IT IS SUNDAY AND I'M ABOUT TO TAKE MY BUBBLE BATH. [ LAUGHTER ]
I GO, "AWESOME, OKAY." AND SO I SAID, OKAY. AND THEN SHE CALLED ME BACK,
AND SHE GOES, "OKAY, HERE'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION I THINK THIS COULD BE
INTERESTING. HE LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE WITH HIS WIFE, HIS
MOTHER-IN-LAW, HIS TWO DAUGHTERS. BESIDES THE DOG, HE'S THE ONLY
MALE IN THE FAMILY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, WHAT IS THAT LIKE?" AND SHE NAILED IT.
THAT WAS A GREAT QUESTION. I USED IT -- THAT WAS MY OPENER
SO I WANTED -- I THANKED HER FOR THAT, AND I THANKED HER FOR HELPING ME, AND FOR THE GREAT
ADVICE AND AFTER THAT SHE CAME ON THE SHOW A BUNCH OF TIMES.
AND I DID KEEP ASKING HER IF SHE WOULD WANT TO DO A BATHTUB INTERVIEW WITH ME TALKING --
- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] - - IN A GIANT BATHTUB WITH BUBBLES.
AND IT WAS PROBABLY INTO HER THIRD APPEARANCE, SHE SAID, "JIMMY, I'M COMING ON THE SHOW,
BUT PLEASE DON'T ASK ME AGAIN ABOUT THE BUBBLE BATH INTERVIEW.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS A LEGEND IN JOURNALISM AND IN TELEVISION AND
THROUGHOUT HER CAREER. SHE ALWAYS DID IT WITH DIGNITY, CLASS, AND A SENSE OF HUMOR.
ALWAYS VERY INTERESTING, ALWAYS VERY CHARMING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER SECRET
WAS, BUT MAYBE IT WAS THE BUBBLES. WE WILL MISS OUR DEAR FRIEND,
BARBARA WALTERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FANTASTIC ACTOR WHO'S BEEN
NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR HER WORK IN THE MOVIE "BLONDE," WHICH IS STREAMING
NOW ON NETFLIX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ANA de ARMAS
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANA de ARMAS.E
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YES!
ANA, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. >> THANK YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR
>> Jimmy: HAPPY NEW YEAR OUR FIRST GUEST! [ CHEERS ]
OUR FIRST GUEST OF THE NEW YEAR THAT'S GOOD LUCK FOR US.
>> YES >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS LOVED YOU, BUT I HEARD
SOMETHING AND NOW I EVEN LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE -- YOU LIKE A CERTAIN ICE CREAM.
>> OH. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAMS.
>> THE ONLY ICE CREAM I LIKE >> Jimmy: THE ONLY ICE CREAM YOU LIKE IS THE TONIGHT DOUGH.
>> YEAH. THAT IS TRUE >> Jimmy: THIS IS OUR ICE
CREAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS BEN & JERRY'S.
>> YEAH. IT'S ALL I EAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- I LOVE
THAT IT'S THE BEST ICE CREAM, RIGHT >> EVERY DAY
WHEN I'M ON A DIET, WHEN I'M NOT ON A DIET. >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER >> Jimmy: NO YOU BURN IT OFF.
>> I DO. >> Jimmy: IT'S GIVES YOU THE ENERGY YOU NEED TO KEEP GOING
AND KEEP ANA de ARMAS THE WAY -- AT THE TOP OF HER GAME. THE TONIGHT DOUGH.
>> THAT'S THE SECRET >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW, BY THE WAY, 100% OF MY PROCEEDS FROM
THIS GOES TO SERIOUS FUN WHICH IS A GREAT CHARITY, BY THE WAY.
PAUL NEWMAN, JOANNE WOODWARD >> THAT'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO THAT'S -- SO IT'S A WIN-WIN.
>> YES >> Jimmy: IT IS A WIN. AND I LOVE THAT YOU --
>> WHY DID YOU PUT IT AWAY >> Jimmy: OH, I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE
LET'S GO I CAN GO - >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY YEAH HERE
>> DON'T JUDGE ME. >> Jimmy: WE WON'T SHARE I'VE GOT MY OWN OVER HERE.
>> OH, IT'S KIND OF MELTING. SO EVEN BETTER >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT IS BETTER!
I KNOW I CAN'T STOP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS IS I START AND I REALLY EAT THE WHOLE --
I EAT THE WHOLE THING. >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT COOKIES IN
THERE. IT'S GOT COOKIE DOUGH, PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOUGH.
I MEAN, IT'S SUCH AN AD FOR THIS, BUT WHY NOT. IT GOES TO A GREAT CAUSE
>> TO ME, YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ICE
CREAM. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WANT MY OWN ICE CREAM
I WANT BEN & JERRY'S TO MAKE MY OWN FLAVOR >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THE PROBLEM IS IT WOULD BE THE SAME ICE CREAM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU LIKE THIS
>> BECAUSE THIS IS BETTER. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT YOU COULD -- >> MAYBE JUST ADDING CONDENSED
MILK TO IT >> Jimmy: OH, CONDENSED MILK >> I WOULD STILL BUY YOURS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO BY THE WAY, YOU'VE BEEN ON THE
SHOW FOR "BOND" LAST TIME AND NOW YOU'RE ON FOR "BLONDE. >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: ONE LETTER EVERY TIME YOU COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU ARE THE GREATEST CONGRATS ON THIS, AND CONGRATS ON THE GOLDEN GLOBE NOM.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT TO FEEL
GOOD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN
YOU FOUND OUT YOU GOT NOMINATED? >> I WAS ON SET.
I'M STILL FILMING "BALLERINA," THE "JOHN WICK" SPIN-OFF [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: OH, WITH KE -- YEAH. HOW'S KEANU REEVES DOING >> HE'S AWESOME.
I MEAN, KEANU IS KEANU YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: HE IS THE BEST,
RIGHT? HE'S A COOL CUSTOMER >> WE'VE BEEN IN PRAGUE FILMING
FOR FOUR MONTHS. WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE MONTH TO GO
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I'M IN PAIN BUT THE OTHER DAY, KEANU AND I
WERE REHEARSING OUR VERY DIFFICULT STUNT SCENE AND THIS MAN IS JUST ROLLING AND
THROWING ME AND DOING THESE CRAZY STUNTS AND I'M, LIKE, I CAN'T COMPLAIN
ANYMORE. I'M DONE >> Jimmy: WHY?
>> BECAUSE HE IS DOING IT. >> Jimmy: AND HE DOESN'T COMPLAIN
>> NO, NEVER HE'S JUST -- >> Jimmy: KEANU.
>> HE TRULY IS THE BEST. >> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU'RE ON SET AND WHAT DO YOU GET A --
>> OH, SORRY THAT WAS THE QUESTION. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO I LOVE IT. >> SO I'M ON SET AND THEY WERE
JUST LIKE IN BETWEEN TAKES THEY'RE CHANGING LENSES OR SOMETHING AND MY ASSISTANT
COMES WITH A PHONE, LIKE, VERY STRAIGHT FACED AND JUST GIVES ME SOMETHING TO READ AND IT WAS
THIS TEXT CHAIN. AND I START READING, AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I'M READING, AND
I SCREAM BUT OF COURSE IT WAS A STUNT SCENE SO EVERYONE GOT VERY
WORRIED THINKING THAT SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS, LIKE, "NO, NO, NO >> Jimmy: THEY WERE LIKE, "NO, NO
THIS IS GREAT NEWS." >> IT'S OKAY." >> Jimmy: I GOT NOMINATED FOR
A GOLDEN GLOBE YEAH, THIS IS GREAT NEWS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> SO, YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY COOL >> Jimmy: YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF
THE PARK UNBELIEVABLY. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW TOUGH IT IS TO PLAY THIS ROLE.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PLAYING MARILYN MONROE, AND THE STORY
BEHIND WHAT WE KNOW OF MARILYN MONROE, IT'S LIKE, IT'S A PRETTY DARK TAKE ON THIS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PHENOMENAL. LET ME JUST SHOW EVERYONE
A PICTURE. THIS IS YOU AND ALSO ANOTHER SCREENSHOT OF MARILYN.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, DID YOU HAVE TO DO EVERY TAKE, LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES JUST TO MAKE
SURE YOU GOT IT PERFECT? >> A LOT OF TIMES, YEAH. YEAH
ANDREW IS A VERY -- IS AN INCREDIBLE FILMMAKER AND ALSO VERY DETAILED AND PRECISE.
AND IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR HIM AND ME AND EVERY DEPARTMENT TO REALLY NAIL THIS RECREATION
AND SO WE HAD TWO MONITORS, OUR MOVIE AND THEN MARILYN'S MOVIE, AND THEY WERE PLAYING BOTH AT
THE SAME TIME, AND IF WE DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT, WE HAD TO DO IT AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> I MEAN, IT WAS SO ACCURATE. THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE MY
HAIRSTYLIST KEPT COMING BACK AND FORTH TO ME AND THE MONITOR TO FIX MY HAIR
AND SHE WAS, POOR THING, DOING SO MANY TRIPS THAT I JUST GO WITH HER TO THE MONITORS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, TO GO SHOW ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. >> YEAH, WHAT IS GOING ON.
AND I REALIZED THAT SHE IS LOOKING AT MARILYN TRYING TO FIX MY HAIR.
>> Jimmy: SHE WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT YOU >> YEAH, SHE WASN'T LOOKING AT
ME >> Jimmy: I'M ON THIS MONITOR. YEAH, OH, OKAY
OH MY GOD. WOW. >> SO, YEAH, IT IS A TESTAMENT
TO, YOU KNOW, THE INCREDIBLE WORK THAT THE ART DEPARTMENT AND HAIR AND MAKEUP AND
WARDROBE DID >> Jimmy: CHOREOGRAPHY, THE WAY IT LOOKED, THE LIGHTING WAS
UNBELIEVABLE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND LIKE YOU SAID,
IT'S A TAKE ON MARILYN HOW ELSE CAN WE DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T
SEEN IT? >> I THINK THIS IS A MOVIE MORE ABOUT NORMA JEAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE PERSON WHO -- THE WOMAN WHO'S ON BEEN UNSEEN, YOU KNOW,
THIS WHOLE TIME. AND I FEEL LIKE THIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY THAT WE
HAVE OF MARILYN'S LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ALL THESE IMAGES THAT WE'VE
SEEN, AND WE HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT THAT STORY WAS. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A TAKE ON
THAT THROUGH HER LENS AND WHAT HER LIFE WAS LIKE, SO. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ANA de ARMAS IN "BLONDE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ SOBBING >> PLEASE.
>> SHE'S COMING. >> PLEASE COME >> SHE'S COMING.
>> DON'T ABANDON ME. >> SHE'S COMING. SHE'S ALMOST HERE.
[ SNIFFLE >> PLEASE COME *
[ SNIFFLE * [ BEADS RUFFLE ]
[ CROWD SHOUTING MARILYN ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> MARILYN
MARILYN! MARILYN! MARILYN!
[ KISSING >> Jimmy: OOPH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TRANSFORMANCE. OH, MY GOSH.
ANA de ARMAS, EVERYBODY! "BLONDE" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX.
ANA AND I ARE PLAYING A NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OH, I LOVE THIS MOVIE
I LOVE MY MOVIES >> Jimmy: ONE WORD >> IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
BECAUSE OF MY ACCENT, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE >> Jimmy: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] ONE WORD WITH AN ACCENT. >> REDRUM.
>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS. WELCOME BACK I'M HERE WITH ANA de ARMAS
SHE STARS AS MARILYN MONROE IN THE NETFLIX MOVIE "BLONDE," AND WE'RE ABOUT TO TEST OUR FILM
KNOWLEDGE IN A NEW GAME WE CALL "THREE-WORD MOVIE. HERE WE GO
* THREE-WORD MOVIE * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
WE'RE GOING TO PICK A CARD WITH A NAME OF A MOVIE TITLE ON IT AND WE HAVE TO GET THE OTHER
PERSON TO GUESS THE TITLE USING ONLY THREE WORDS AS CLUES. THE CLUES CANNOT BE THE NAME OF
ANYONE IN THE MOVIE OR THE DIRECTOR OR ANY WORD IN THE TITLE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS >> MM-HMM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT HAPP -- WE PLAYED A GAME LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YEAH?
>> YEAH. YOU WON. VERY, VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER
NO BIG DEAL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING HERE WE GO WELL, ACTUALLY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO FIRST YOU'RE MY GUEST. >> YOU WANT ME TO GO FIRST
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU GO YOU PICK THE CARD.
AND THEN YOU -- I WON'T SEE IT BUT GIVE ME THREE CLUES AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN GUESS IT
>> HMM THIS ONE IS VERY TEMPTING BECAUSE --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT WOULD BE A BAD WORD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO - >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SAY IT, YOU CAN SAY IT IF YOU WANT TO.
>> LET'S JUST SAY CAT. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> WHAT WOULD BE A BAD WORD FOR
CAT. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY >> UMM, SHOES.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> OGRE. >> Jimmy: OGRE, CAT, SHOES
WELL, BUT --YEAH, BUT -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "PUSS IN BOOTS."
[ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I GOT IT I GOT IT IT TOOK ME A WHILE
I'M SLOW, BUT I GET IT OKAY HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> YOU GOT IT. OKAY
>> Jimmy: WELL DONE. >> OH, GOSH. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> THIS IS HORRIBLE. UH >> Jimmy: SPEED!
[ LAUGHTER ] FLYING >> DON'T SAY IT AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT HAS TO BE "TOP GUN."
>> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> YES WHY DID YOU SAY "SPEED" SO
MUCH >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE I WANTED TO REALLY CHANNEL MY TOM CRUISE
I WAS, LIKE, TRYING TO GIVE THAT ENERGY THAT HE DOES HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
ALL RIGHT. YOUR TURN NOW. BUT HERE'S THE DEAL.
>> OH. >> Jimmy: ROUND TWO, THIS ROUND IS A LITTLE HARDER, BECAUSE NOW
WE CAN ONLY USE TWO CLUES, SO THE GAME HAS CHANGED IT'S NOW "TWO-WORD MOVIE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE WE'RE PLAYING A BRAND-NEW GAME
THIS IS "TWO-WORD MOVIE. >> YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THE NAME BEFORE
>> Jimmy: WE KEEP CHANGING THE -- YEAH. SO, THIS IS IT
WE'RE PLAYING THE GAME, "TWO-WORD MOVIE. >> OH, I LOVE THIS MOVIE
OKAY TRAVEL AH
DeLOREAN THAT WAS TOO EASY. >> Jimmy: NO
I LIKE THAT! "BACK TO THE FUTURE" >> YES
[ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> THAT WAS TOO EASY >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TOO EASY. IT'S FINE.
I LIKE THAT. >> I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO'S WINNING.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT SURE WHO WINS THIS GAME. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: TWO WORDS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T NEED TWO WORDS
>> OH. I DO >> Jimmy: READY?
MUSIC. >> YES, YOU DON'T. >> Jimmy: ONE WORD, RIGHT?
HERE WE GO JUST SAY IT. >> "ELVIS.
[ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. FINAL ROUND. THIS ROUND WE CAN ONLY USE ONE
WORD IT'S A GAME WE CALL "ONE-WORD MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO FOR THIS ONE, YOU HAVE ZERO, BECAUSE YOU DO ONE WORD
NOW. >> Jimmy: YES. EXACTLY, YEAH.
OKAY >> OH, I LOVE THIS MOVIE I LOVE MY MOVIES
>> Jimmy: ONE WORD >> IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF MY ACCENT, YOU
MISSED YOUR CHANCE >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
ONE WORD WITH AN ACCENT. >> REDRUM. >> Jimmy: "THE SHINING"?
>> YES [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO
ANA de ARMAS [ BELL DINGS ] THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT REDRUM >> YES
>> Jimmy: REDRUM THANK YOU TO ANA de ARMAS. "BLONDE" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON
NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LUKE GRIMES.
REDRUM, RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO READ A LINE OFF THIS CARD, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT'S DIALOGUE
FROM "YELLOWSTONE," OR IF IT'S A COUNTRY MUSIC LYRIC. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: "YOU ARE THE TRAILER PARK, I AM THE TORNADO."
AS KAYCE DUTTON IN THE HIT SHOW "YELLOWSTONE." YOU CAN CATCH THE FIRST HALF OF
SEASON FIVE ON PARAMOUNT NETWORK, AND THE SERIES RETURNS WITH NEW EPISODES THIS SUMMER.
PLEASE WELCOME LUKE GRIMES
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANKS A LOT, MAN >> Jimmy: LUKE, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- YEAH, OKAY ALL RIGHT.
OW WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: BESIDES -- BESIDES LOOKS.
WE'RE IDENTICAL TWINS. BUT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE -- YOU HAVE AN AIRSTREAM.
YOU OWN AN AIRSTREAM >> I DO. >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT
THIS >> IT WAS SORT OF A -- ONE OF THOSE KIND OF COVID IMPULSE
BUYS MY WIFE AND I HAD JUST MOVED TO AUSTIN, TEXAS, YOU KNOW, WE
WERE GOING TO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PUT DOWN SOME ROOTS.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE AUSTIN. >> COVID HIT, AND A REALLY COOL OFFER CAME LIKE A JAIL CELL.
AND WE KIND OF TRAPPED IN THERE. AND FIGURED I ALWAYS WANTED TO
DO IT, ALWAYS WANTED AN AIRSTREAM, ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT BIG CROSS-COUNTRY TRIP SO
WE FINALLY DID IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY DOWNSIDE TO TRAVELING JUST LIVING ON THE ROAD ON AN AIRSTREAM
>> THE ONLY DOWNSIDE WAS THAT WE HAVE A CAT. AND IT'S A BENGAL CAT, SO IT'S
KIND OF LIKE A HIGH-TECH CAT, IT'S NOT LIKE A NORMAL - >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES A HIGH-TECH
CAT MEAN >> IT'S JUST GOT MORE GOING ON THAN A HOUSE CAT THAT SITS
THERE AND LICKS ITSELF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S GOT A LOT OF ENERGY
THAT WAS TOUGH IT DID NOT LIKE THE CONFINED SPACE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO >> FIRST, WE KIND OF LET IT
KIND OF RUN AROUND, AND THEN COYOTES WERE COMING AROUND AND, YOU KNOW, THAT WASN'T VERY
GOOD SO MY WIFE GOT A LEASH FOR OUR CAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT VERY EASY TO WALK A CAT
>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY, CAN YOU WALK A CAT IS THAT POSSIBLE
>> YOU CAN JUST NOT NEAR TREES OR ANYTHING THAT THEY CAN CLIMB.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY CLIMB TREES >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, OBVIOUSLY, CAT IN THE TREE OR WHATEVER -- THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS
>> YEAH, THAT OLD SONG AND DANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT IN
CARTOONS, BUT THEY REALLY DO CLIMB UP TREES >> OH, YEAH.
SHE'D BE SITTING THERE HOLDING THE LEASH. >> Jimmy: WOW.
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PICTURE. >> YEAH, PROOF >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR CAT.
WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT REALLY DID HAPPEN
YOU ENDED UP GETTING IT OUT OF THE TREE, I'M ASSUMING >> YEAH.
WE GOT HER BACK. WE GOT HER BACK. >> Jimmy: YOU LEFT HER THERE
>> SHE'S STILL IN THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY DO YOU STAR IN THE BIGGEST SHOW ON
TELEVISION, BUT YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST COUNTRY MUSIC SINGLE OUT RIGHT NOW, BUDDY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THIS CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: HOW DID THIS ALL COME ABOUT?
>> I'VE ALWAYS PLAYED MUSIC. MUSIC SORT OF CAME FIRST YEAH
I GREW UP IN CHURCH, AND BEEN PLAYING MUSIC SINCE I WAS PROBABLY 10 OR 11-YEARS-OLD.
SOMETHING I ALWAYS STUCK WITH. I WAS ALWAYS IN BANDS WHEN I LIVED IN L.A., AND SOMEONE KIND
OF CAUGHT WIND I WAS WRITING SOME STUFF, AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER
AND I GOT A RECORD DEAL, SO HERE WE ARE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, "NO HORSE TO RIDE" OUT RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU GOING TO DO AN ALBUM >> YES I START RECORDING FEBRUARY
SHOULD BE ABOUT PROBABLY END OF MARCH-ISH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NO WAY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN
>> THANS, DUDE >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL HAPPENING >> THANKS, MAN
>> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "YELLOWSTONE"? >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S THE BIGGEST THING TO HAPPEN IN TELEVISION SINCE "SEINFELD."
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. IT'S A GIANT, GIANT SHOW THAT EVERYONE IS WATCHING
THERE'S A LOT OF DRAMA GOING ON RIGHT NOW BETWEEN YOUR CHARACTER'S SIBLINGS, AND I
DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING BUT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SPOIL ANYTHING EITHER
>> LIPS ARE SEALED >> YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS STUFF
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? >> NO, I DON'T
I THINK SOME -- SOME OF THE CAST KNOW THE END. SOME HAVE BEEN TOLD -- SOME
HAVEN'T. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
>> I DON'T I DON'T. AND I DON'T THINK -- I DON'T
THINK TAYLOR, WHO WRITES OUR SHOW, WANTS ME TO KNOW EITHER. I DON'T KNOW
IT MIGHT AFFECT THE WAY YOU DO SOMETHING, OR PLAY SOMETHING IT'S KIND OF FUN TO EXPERIENCE
IT THIS WAY ANYWAY, SORT OF LIKE LIFE. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE
YOUR CHARACTER I'VE HEARD DESCRIPTIONS SAYING YOUR CHARACTER IS KIND OF LIKE
MICHAEL CORLEONE IN "THE GODFATHER. >> YEAH, THAT'S BEEN KIND OF A
A REFERENCE THROUGHOUT, BUT WE ALL HAVE TO SEE. I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL
KIND OF WAITING TO SEE CAN HE KIND OF STEP UP AND MAN UP, AND DO THE THINGS NECESSARY
TO HELP THE FAMILY KEEP THE PLACE OR NOT I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHAT
WE'RE ALL WATCHING TO FIND OUT >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S LUKE GRIMES IN THE MIDSEASON FINALE OF "YELLOWSTONE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
GET THE REST ON THE ROAD >> LET ME JUST ASK MY WIFE
>> YEAH, YOU DO THAT, SON. WHATEVER SHE SAYS, STICK TO IT >> YEAH, TENDS TO BE THE SAFEST
MOVE >> YOU'RE STRONGER THAN I WAS. GUESS THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE. I LOVE YOU, SON. *
>> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO'S COOLER THAN THIS GUY
LUKE, BEFORE YOU GO, NOW YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A COUNTRY MUSIC STAR
YOU'RE A STAR OF "YELLOWSTONE" NOW. I THOUGHT WE'D PUT YOU TO
A TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED "LINE OR LYRIC: YELLOWSTONE EDITION.
OKAY HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. I'M GOING TO READ A LINE OFF
THIS CARD, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF IT'S DIALOGUE FROM "YELLOWSTONE," OR IF IT'S
A COUNTRY MUSIC LYRIC. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THEN WE'LL SHOW YOU
VIDEO OF THE CORRECT ANSWER. YOU READY FOR THIS >> YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE FIRST ONE
"YOU ARE THE TRAILER PARK, I AM THE TORNADO. >> THAT IS BETH DUTTON FOR
SURE 100% >> Jimmy: YOU THINK BETH DUTTON
100% >> 100%. >> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT A COUNTRY
MUSIC LYRIC? >> THAT IS MY FINAL ANSWER >> Jimmy: "YOU ARE THE TRAILER
PARK, I AM THE TORNADO." ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S SEE IF HE'S RIGHT
AM THE TORNADO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGS
* >> Jimmy: BETH DUTTON! HOW AWESOME IS BETH DUTTON
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE "I SHOULD'VE BEEN A COWBOY
I SHOULD'VE LEARNED TO ROPE AND RIDE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S A COUNTRY SONG
* I SHOULD'VE BEEN A COWBOY SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO
ROPE AND RIDE * [ DING ] >> Jimmy: TOBY KEITH RIGHT
THERE. ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
"WE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. WHY AREN'T WE TALKIN'? >> "YELLOWSTONE"
>> Jimmy: IS IT "YELLOWSTONE" OR IS IT COUNTRY MUSIC LYRIC >> CAN I ASK THE AUDIENCE?
ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IF THERE'S SO MUCH TO TALK
ABOUT, WHY AREN'T WE TALKIN' >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ DINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * CASEY DUTTON, LUKE GRIMES,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YELLOWSTONE" RETURNS THIS
SUMMER ON PARAMOUNT NETWORK. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM PROTOJE
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "HILLS" FROM HIS GRAMMY-NOMINATED ALBUM "THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM,"
PLEASE WELCOME JAMAICAN REGGAE STAR PROTOJE AND HIS BAND INDIGGNATION
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* GABBING UP, YEA SMOKING UP, YEAH *
* BEAMING UP, STEAMING UP CHIEFING UP, YEAH * * GABBING UP, YEA
SMOKING UP, YEAH * * BEAMING UP, CHIEFING UP STEAMING UP, YEAH *
* >> REPORTING TO YOU LIVE FROM IRISHTOWN, JAMAICA
OH YES, OH YES, MAN. REGGAE MUSIC IS FOREVER. JAMAICANS ARE HERE
LET'S GO * * HOO, HO
MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW LIKE HIDE AWAY *
* NO SIGN A M STEAM UP THREE TIME A DA FIND MY WA
MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI * * HILLS YUH KNO I GET MY PRIVACY
LIKE FINALLY NO BAD VIBES INSIDE A ME * * OR IN MY DOMAIN
MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW LIKE HIDE AWAY *
* NO SIGN A M STEAM UP THREE TIM A DAY, FIND MY WAY
MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI * * HILLS YUH KNO I GET MY PRIVACY
AND MIND MI BUSINESS THEY TALKING * * I AIN'T LISTENING
AYE, FRESH AIR INNA MORNING SIX MILE FI DI DAY *
* DESPITE GRAVITY EVERYBODY JUST SMILE WHEN DEM WITNESS
HAIL UP DI ARTIST * * GWAAN, HOLD YUH FITNESS AND ME STAY INNA
MI BUSINESS ALWAYS BETTER LIVE LIFE * * SIMPLE NOWADAYS
CAW PEOPLE FIND A WA FI TRY YUH PATIENC I EVADE DEM, ZONED IN *
* DEEPER IN DIS MOMEN LOOK AT THESE SURROUNDINGS ALL THAT'S GIVEN
OH THE EARTH, SHE LOVES * * HER CHILDRE FRESH FRUIT FROM
DI GARDEN, E HERB GROW PON * * DI MOUNTAIN SID
CAN I TELL YOU WHE I'M UP DIS HIG TOUCH DI SKY *
* MAN, I BEEN UP INNA D HILLS YUH KNOW LIKE HIDE AWAY
NO SIGN A ME * * STEAM UP THREE TIME A DAY FIND MY WA
MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW * * I GET MY PRIVAC
LIKE FINALLY NO BAD VIBES INSIDE A ME OR IN MY DOMAIN *
* MAN, I BEEN UP INNA D HILLS YUH KNOW LIKE HIDE AWAY
NO SIGN A ME * * STEAM UP THREE TIME A DAY, FIND MY WAY
MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW * * I GET MY PRIVAC
AND MIND MI BUSINESS THEY TALKING I AIN'T LISTENING *
* IF YOU DON'T SEE ME INNA WHILE, SMIL DON'T BE SURPRISED
TELL THEM * * CAW WHEN ME WAK INNA MORNING
I CAN'T DEAL WITH DI NOISE YENG, YENG * * BETTER YOU COME LINK ME
WE DON'T SIT INNA TRAFFI JELLY WATER FROM DI TREE ALL NOW IT NUH REACH *
* INNA PLASTI IT DRASTIC, SMOKE FROM DI CAR DEM A KILL ME
TOO MUCH * * APARTMENT BUILDIN EVERYDAY TEN MOR
KILN THE THAT'S NO LIFE * * FOR THE CHILDRE
FRESH WATER FLOW FROM STREA WAY IT MAKE ME *
* SKIN LOOK CLEAN EVERYBODY STAR MOVE LIKE THIS
HOO, HOO * * MAN, I BEEN UP INNA D HILLS YUH KNOW
LIKE HIDE AWAY NO SIGN A ME * * STEAM UP THREE TIME
A DAY, FIND MY WAY MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW *
* I GET MY PRIVAC LIKE FINALLY NO BAD VIBES INSIDE A ME
OR IN MY DOMAIN * * MAN, I BEEN UP INNA D HILLS YUH KNOW
LIKE HIDE AWAY NO SIGN A ME * * STEAM UP THREE TIME
A DAY, FIND MY WAY MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW *
* I GET MY PRIVAC AND MIND MI BUSINESS THEY TALKING
I AIN'T LISTENING * * HOO, HOO * *
* GABBING UP, YEA SMOKING UP, YEAH * * BEAMING UP, STEAMING UP
CHIEFING UP, YEAH * >> EH, HOW YA BEEN HOW YA BEEN.
THIS ONE'S FOR DON DUCK. REST IN PEACE, MY G. JO MERSA MARLEY, EH.
* HOO, HO MAN, I BEEN UP INNA DI HILLS YUH KNOW
UP INNA DI HILL, YEAH * * UP INNA DI HILL, YEAH UP INNA DI HILL, YEAH *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PROTOJE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE INDIGGNATION "THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM" IS OUT
NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ANA de ARMAS, LUKE GRIMES,
PROTOJE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE INDIGGNATION, AND THE ROOTS
RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
HAPPY NEW YEAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE