>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SALMA HAYEK PINAULT.
WIZ KHALFA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1766 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'RE VERY EXCITED HERE, GUYS.
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 11 DAYS AWAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, LAST WEEK YOU WANTED HOW
MUCH FOR SHIPPING? AND NOW IT'S LIKE, $59.99 AND MY FIRST BORN?
LET'S DO THIS, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, I SAW A NEW SURVEY
THAT SAY NEW YORKERS' LEAST FAVORITE CHRISTMAS FOOD IS PEPPERMINT BARK.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE PEPPERMINT BARK I DO
I ESPECIALLY HOW THE CHOCOLATE SOOTHS THE OPEN WOUND CAUSED BY THE SHARDS OF CANDY CANE
[ LAUGHTER ] "MERRY CHRISTMAS." THE SURVEY ALSO FOUND THE MOST
POPULAR CHRISTMAS FOOD IS -- >> RITZ CRACKERS >> Jimmy: RITZ CRACKERS?
NO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT CHRISTMAS FOOD?
RITZ CRACKERS? I MEAN, IT'S A FOOD, SURE. PIGS IN A BLANKET.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS JESUS WAS LIKE, "THANKS FOR KEEPING MY BIRTHDAY CLASSY."
[ LAUGHTER ] PIGS IN A BLANKET. APPARENTLY ON CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE
ASK THEMSELVES, "WHAT WOULD JESUS' BROTHER-IN-LAW, RANDY, DO?"
[ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT RIGHT NOW -- BY THE WAY, I LOVE PIGS IN A BLANKET.
>> Steve: I'M ALL FOR IT >> Jimmy: I'M ALL FOR IT, MAN. I READ THAT THE COST FOR
INGREDIENTS FOR POPULAR HOLIDAY DESSERTS IS SURGING. THANKFULLY, EVERY FAMILY HAS
THAT SAME BLUE TIN OF DANISH BUTTER COOKIES THAT'S BEEN FLOATING AROUND FOR 20 YEARS
[ LAUGHTER ] "WE DIDN'T FINISH THESE YET? HOW COME NO ONE HAS EATEN THESE
SQUARE ONES WITH NO SUGAR ON THEM [ LAUGHTER ]
LISTEN TO THIS ACCORDING TO A POLL, ONE-THIRD OF AMERICANS START BUYING
HOLIDAY GIFTS TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE. THAT'S RISKY BECAUSE A LOT CAN
HAPPEN IN TWO MONTHS [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "HERE'S THAT KANYE
SWEATSHIRT YOU WANTED. YOU GO, "WAIT, HOLD ON." [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * SPEAKING OF PRESENTS, THIS
YEAR, 75% OF PEOPLE SAID THEY PLAN TO BUY GIFTS FROM SMALL BUSINESSES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH SMALL BUSINESSES
WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, SANTA'S ELVES WERE LIKE, "ONE MORE SHORT JOKE, AND I'M GOING TO
CUT SOMEBODY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "NO, NO.
IT'S NOT A --" SMALL BUSINESSES 75% OF PEOPLE WANT TO SHOP AT
SMALL BUSINESSES, WHICH EXPLAINS THIS AD I SAW >> Steve: OH, REALLY
>> THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOM AND POP SHOP. AMAZON
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DOES A FAMILY BUSINESS HAVE
800,000 EMPLOYEES? EASY, WE'RE ALL COUSINS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S NOT A WAREHOUSE, THAT'S A FAMILY REUNION GET BACK TO WORK, FAMILY
AMAZON HELP WE'RE TINY
>> Jimmy: AH, MOM AND POP. [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS REPORTEDLY VENTED TO ALLIES OVER HOW MUCH THE MEDIA TALKS ABOUT HIS AGE.
AND AT ONE POINT HE EVEN SAID, "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW F-ING OLD I AM?"
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A REAL THING YEAH
STAFF WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE YOU DO, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, TOSS OUT A NUMBER."
[ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN WAS FURIOUS. IT ONLY GOT WORSE WHEN HIS
CHIEF OF STAFF SAID, "WELL, HE HASN'T HAD HIS NAP TODAY." [ LAUGHTER ]
BIDEN WAS UPSET. HE CURSED. HE RAN UP TO HIS BEDROOM,
SLAMMED THE DOOR, CRANKED UP BING CROSBY. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS SINCE ANNOUNCING HIS 2
2024 RUN, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN RELATIVELY QUIET.
BUT TODAY HE SAID THAT HE'S PLANNING A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT AND POSTED THIS VIDEO.
THIS IS REAL WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS. TAKE A LOOK.
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT
[ LAUGHTER ] IS HE ANNOUNCING DEAN CAIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S - [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT
IS THAT TRUMP HAS A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY RIGHT AFTER THAT WAS RELEASED, RON DeSANTIS' POLL NUMBERS SHOT
UP ANOTHER 20 POINTS [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE THAT PICTURE AGAIN?
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS. LET'S BE REAL, IF TRUMP TORE
HIS SHIRT OPEN, WE WOULD PROBABLY SEE FIVE LAYERS OF SPANX.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON. SWITCHING GEARS, APPARENTLY THE
IRS HAS BEEN CONTACTING ONLYFANS CREATORS AS PART OF A A CRIMINAL TAX INVESTIGATION
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] THE IRS ACTUALLY SAID THEY'RE SENDING TWO AGENTS AT A TIME --
ONE TO DO THE INVESTIGATION, AND THE OTHER TO MAKE SURE THAT THE FIRST GUY IS ACTUALLY DOING
THE INVESTIGATION. [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS
MARK ZUCKERBERG IS SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY ON THE METAVERSE THAT EMPLOYEES ARE
WORRIED THAT HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THE COMPANY. WELL, HERE TO CLEAR THINGS UP
LIVE, VIA SATELLITE, IS MARK ZUCKERBERG. MARK
>> HEY, JIMMY, DON'T MIND ME, JUST GOING TO BE CHILLING IN THE METAVERSE WHILE WE DO THIS
INTERVIEW. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SURE MARK, THESE ARE PRETTY SERIOUS
ALLEGATIONS FROM YOUR EMPLOYEES. HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT
>> WHAT YOU'RE HEARING IN THE PRESS IS REALLY OVERBLOWN. WE'RE INVESTING A LOT IN THE
METAVERSE, SURE, BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M GIVING IT MY FULL
ATTENTION. UGH, SLICED IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT YOUR COMPANY LOST $80 BILLION WORTH OF STOCK VALUE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO FIX THIS *
>> TRUST ME, JIMMY, $80 BILLION IS A DROP IN THE BUCKET. WE'LL GAIN IT ALL RIGHT BACK
CINNAMON CINNAMON, NOTICE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOTICE ME. CINNAMON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CINNAMON, NOTICE - >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S ALL
THE TIME WE HAVE MARK ZUCKERBERG, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> TAKE CARE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GUYS, I HEARD THAT THE CEO OF
TACO BELL SAYS GEN Z WANTS TO EAT CHICKEN INSTEAD OF BEEF. [ CHEERS ]
THEN THEY ADDED, "BUT IT DOESN'T AFFECT US BECAUSE WHAT WE SERVE IS TECHNICALLY
NEITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ALL CLEAR
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT WHATEVER YOU WANT. IT'S BOTH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER. I HAD THE LASAGNA.
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. COSTCO IS PLANNING TO RAISE THE PRICE OF THEIR ANNUAL
MEMBERSHIP [ AUDIENCE BOOS YEAH
COSTCO IS GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE, AND YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE A LITTLE FANCIER NOW
WATCH THIS AD I SAW.
* >> WELCOME TO ZE NEW COSTCO.
ZE HOME OF ELEGANCE. A SEVEN-POUND BUCKET OF NUTELLA.
[ LAUGHTER ] SOPHISTICATION TURTLENECKS AND BATTERIES ON
THE SAME AISLE AND CLASS. OLD PEOPLE EATING HOTDOGS.
[ LAUGHTER ] COSTCO, LIKE WALMART WITH A DOORMAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, I THOUGHT.
YOU GUYS, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS THE NEWEST TREND BEING BROUGHT
BACK IN STYLE IS THE LOWER BACK TATTOO [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
AS WE SPEAK, A BUNCH OF 40-YEAR-OLD GUYS ARE LIKE, "MAYBE A CALF TATTOO OF CALVIN
PEEING ISN'T FAR BEHIND? [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, LOWER BACK TATTOOS ARE
BACK WELL, NOW I THINK WE KNOW WHAT TRUMP'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "CHECK OUT MY TRUMP STAMP. [ APPLAUSE ]
FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS
IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS."
* * TWELVE DAYS
OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER THREE DAYS LEFT * *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE
LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A BODACIOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO
CHRISTMAS CABINET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
AND SINCE THERE ARE THREE SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER THREE.
[ DRUM ROLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OOH!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS A LITTLE BIT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEAUTIFUL. ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL
3-0-2! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
COME ON DOWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HELLO!
HELLO. HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> JACKIE. >> Jimmy: JACKIE, WHERE ARE YOU
FROM >> LONG ISLAND >> Jimmy: LONG ISLAND!
I LOVE LONG ISLAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE LONG ISLAND
I KNOW IT GETS A LITTLE CHILLY OUT ON LONG ISLAND YOU'LL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL
SWEATER. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S MISSING --
IT HAS A COUPLE OF BEAUTIFUL HOLES IN IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK YOU'LL NEED THIS IN LONG ISLAND. AND YOU'LL JUST FIT RIGHT IN
NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW YOU'RE WEARING IT >> NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON RIGHT NOW FOR EVERYBODY? >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THERE YOU GO THERE'S NO RIGHT WAY TO PUT IT
ON, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST. * YOU'VE GOT YOUR ARMS IN THE
SLEEVE THAT'S A WIN OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT YOU.
LOOK AT THIS YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL OH, MY GOSH. IS THAT NOT FANTASTIC?
HAPPY HOLIDAYS NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE
SHOW YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU. YOU CAN GO UP TO YOUR SEAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: CAN WE GET A CAMERA SHOT OF HER GOING -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENING.
OH, YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M IN THE GIVING SPIRIT
I AM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I REALLY AM.
WHY DOES JUST ONE PERSON GET A A GIFT WHY CAN'T EVERYONE IN THE
AUDIENCE GET A GIFT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFERS! HERE WE GO
* * IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFER
IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW * * STOCKING STUFFE STOCKING STUFFER *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERY NIGHT UNTIL CHRISTMAS BREAK, WE'RE GIVING
AWAY AN INCREDIBLE GIFT TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE.
YOU GUYS EXCITED YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE TAKING HOME TONIGHT QUESTLOVE, DRUM ROLL, PLEASE
[ DRUM ROLL TONIGHT'S STOCKING STUFFER IS A PAIR OF BOSE QUIET COMFORT
EAR BUDS 2 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: YES, JIMMY, BOSE QUIET COMFORT EAR BUDS 2 WEREN'T DESIGNED WITH A "ONE
SIZE FITS ALL" APPROACH. THESE NEXT GENERATION WIRELESS EAR BUDS ARE ENGINEERED TO FIT
YOU. THY PERSONALIZE THE NOISE CANCELLATION AND SOUND
PERFORMANCE TO YOUR EARS, SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE WORLD'S BEST NOISE CANCELLATION AND
UNINTERRUPTED IMMERSIVE LISTENING WHEREVER YOU ARE, JIMMY!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOO
LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOO, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT. THIS IS REAL DEAL. I LOVE THIS.
OH, IT'S READY 100 PERCENT CHARGED. ENJOY YOUR GIFT, EVERYBODY
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "CAN YOU FEEL IT" WITH SALMA HAYEK PINAULT.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MOVING. DID YOU MOVE IT?
*
EVERYBODY! IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT?
* CAN YOU FEEL IT *
>> Jimmy: BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP. HER MOVIE, "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE
LAST WISH," OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21st. PLEASE WELCOME
SALMA HAYEK PINAULT!
* >> Jimmy: COME ON.
STOP COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! >> YES
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE. NOW -- >> LET'S GO.
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS
GAME HERE'S HOW IT WORKS -- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NUMBER OF
MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT TO US IN FRONT OF US. OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT EACH
ONE IS THE CATCH IS THAT WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT BY TOUCH ALONE
YOU CANNOT SEE IT. YOU READY FOR THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
ARE YOU SCARED >> I'M GOING OVER THE -- THE RULES.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- JUST -- YOU FEEL IT.
AND WHATEVER YOU FEEL, YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
>> Jimmy: SALMA, SINCE I'M THE HOST, I'LL GO FIRST. >> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: NO, WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, NORMALLY, IT'S
"I'M THE HOST, YOU GO FIRST. >> LADIES FIRST. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET OUR FIRST
OBJECT OKAY, I HAVE 30 SECONDS. [ LAUGHTER ]
TO IDENTIFY -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> CAN I --? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN LOOK AT IT YEAH, PLEASE DO.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ YELLS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ YELLING >> COME ON, JIMMY. YOU CAN DO THIS.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I UNDERSTAND I HATE THIS SO MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SCATTERED SCREAMING YO
STOP STOP QUESTLOVE, STOP IT
>> IT MOVES. >> Jimmy: IT -- NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT MOVES?
>> COME ON, COME ON. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW
>> GO IN THERE [ SCATTERED SCREAMING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ YELLS >> Jimmy: OH, ELF ON THE SHELF [ BELL DINGING ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHY IS IT MOVING
THEY DON'T MOVE. THEY DON'T -- WHY IS THAT MOVING
THEY DON'T NORMALLY MOVE >> THAT WAS SO EASY. THAT WAS SO EASY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT IS RIDICULOUS THEY DON'T NORMALLY MOVE
THIS IS YOUR -- THAT'S -- WHOEVER'S IN TROUBLE IS IN TROUBLE.
THAT'S -- THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I THINK I EVER GUESSED ONE >> NO, THEY MOVE
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT THEY MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT WE --
OH, THAT'S TRUE. THEY DO. THEY FLY
>> NO? >> Jimmy: YES, YES SALMA, HERE WE GO.
THIS VIEW SHOULD BE JUST AS NICE AS AN ELF ON A SHELF. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY EASY [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WHY ARE YOU SO -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT ARE YOU - YOU'RE JUST THROWING AROUND --
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU JUST -- YOU CAN'T -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MUSIC BOX >> Jimmy: YES, IT'S A MUSIC BOX.
[ BELL DINGING ] YEAH, VERY GOOD. >> IS IS
IS IT? * >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BRING IT ON
IS IT A MUSIC BOX? >> Jimmy: IS THERE SCARIER ONES
IS THERE A SCARIER ONE FOR SALMA? >> I BROKE IT.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- I FEEL LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE TO SWITCH WITH THE ORDER HERE TO
MAKE SURE, YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING.
>> Jimmy: YES, YOU JUST WENT RIGHT IN THERE AND THREW IT AROUND
THERE'S A POOR LITTLE ICE SKATER THERE [ LAUGHTER ]
* ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NAH, NOTHING. >> Jimmy: NOTHING?
>> PIECE OF CAKE, YOU CAN GET THIS >> Jimmy: NOTHING, NOTHING
>> DIG IN THERE. DIG IN THERE, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS ] [ SCREAMING
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SCREAMING >> WHAT IS IT?
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME WHAT IS IT YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
>> Jimmy: I'M BLEEDING, I'M BLEEDING [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SCREAMING KETCHUP? SRIRACHA
>> YOU'RE ALMOST THERE >> Jimmy: COCKTAIL SAUCE SHRIMP
[ CHEERS ] >> YES [ BELL DINGING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A A BUCKET JUST IN CASE?
>> NOW SMELL YOUR FINGER >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S -- I'M NOT -- >> YOU DID TOUCH THAT SHRIMP >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU? I'M NOT PLAYING -- THAT'S A DIFFERENT GAME
I'M NOT PLAYING THAT [ LAUGHTER ] NOW LOOK, HERE -
SALMA, YOU'RE UP RIGHT NOW HERE >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: JUST GONNA SAVE -- >> OH, THERE'S A SKATER. >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SKATER FROM
WHEN YOU DESTROYED THAT LAST ONE. YEAH, HERE YOU GO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LET ME SEE [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BA-BA-DAH BA-DAH -
HOLD ON A SECOND DON'T -- DON'T, THAT'S THE --
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A CAKE WITH A BRUSH. OH, MY GOD
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS IT. >> THIS IS DISGUSTING. >> Jimmy: HOW DID I GET --
[ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS A -- WHAT ARE YOU --
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> Jimmy: "A PIECE OF CAKE WITH A BRUSH.
WHAT'S GOING -- >> I GOT IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, IT'S A CAKE WITH A BRUSH.
I SMELLED IT THIS IS CAKE >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT IS
>> IT'S THE TOP OF THE CAKE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH WITH ICING ON IT
HERE, WIPE THIS OFF. >> I -- THIS IS TOOTHPASTE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH HERE, HERE TAKE THIS.
SORRY, IT'S -- SALMA, I'M SORRY TO MAKE YOU --
>> IT'S KING KONG'S TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE NORMAL --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KING KONG'S TOOTHBRUSH
OH, SALMA, GET READY THIS IS TIME FOR THE FINAL -- >> BUT I GOT THE BRUSH PART.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THE JUDGES SAID THAT -- >> DO I GET HALF A POINT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT HALF A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ BELL DINGS ] >> Jimmy: WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET THE SAME ITEM HERE, OKAY
AND THE FIRST PERSON TO GUESS IT WINS ALL THE POINTS ON THIS ONE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YES, BUT -- WAIT >> I'M LISTENING
I'M PAYING ATTENTION >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I'M STILL CLEANING THE
NAILS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL CLEANING YOUR NAILS
ALL RIGHT, READY WE CAN DO THIS >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO GO ON THIS SIDE AND I'LL GO FROM THAT SIDE
>> NO, NO. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MOVING.
[ CHEERS ] DID YOU MOVE IT? *
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING
OH, OH HEY! THAT'S YOUR HAND
>> IT'S A HAND FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD IT IS A HAND
THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD IT IS -- WOW, SORRY ABOUT THAT
>> OH, THAT WAS SO EASY. >> Jimmy: HE'S VERY STRONG IT IS -- IT IS THING FROM --
>> GIVE ME A FIVE. >> Jimmy: THEY CAN'T SEE [ CHEERS ]
ADDAM'S FAMILY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE SO -- YOU -- NOTHING
SCARES YOU SALMA HAYEK PINAULT, EVERYBODY, THE CHAMP.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE, YOU ARE SO GOOD.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE SALMA AFTER THE BREAK. LET'S GET THAT OUT OF YOUR
NAILS RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU MADE NEWS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, BUDDY, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU -- YOU SMOKED
WEED WITH MICHAEL PHELPS >> YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S AN OLYMPIAN HE'S A GOLD MEDALIST HE IS THE BEST SWIMMER IN
THE --
OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR, WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH.
I'VE SEEN IT IT IS UNBELIEVABLE, BY THE WAY MY KIDS LOVED IT
IT IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21st. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
SALMA HAYEK PINAULT!
* >> HELLO AGAIN
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER PLAYED THAT GAME FASTER, WITH A MORE CONFIDENT PERSON IN MY ENTIRE
LIFETIME >> I WANT -- I WANTED MORE >> Jimmy: NO, YOU --
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. YOU'RE JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE WORLD CUP.
>> I AM. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE FRANCE WON. >> YES
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, FRANCE WON TODAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU WERE SO EXCITED. YOU LOVE THE WORLD CUP
>> I LOVE THE WORLD CUP. IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT TIME, EVERY FOUR YEARS, FOR MY
FAMILY >> Jimmy: YES. AND -- BUT WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR
YOU ROOT FOR - >> FOR MEXICO. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OF COURSE UNTIL THEY GET DISQUALIFIED.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN I -- THEN I GO FOR FRANCE >> Jimmy: YEAH
'CAUSE YOU'RE -- YEAH. >> BECAUSE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO KEEP A GOOD MARRIAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE SAYING EARLIER
'CAUSE THERE WAS SOMEONE WATCHING THE GAME WITH YOU AT YOUR HOUSE
>> YES, WE WERE WATCHING THE -- WE LOVED THE PRANKS. >> Jimmy: YES, PRANKS ARE FUN.
>> I THINK IF YOU'RE MEXICAN, IT'S IN YOUR GENES >> Jimmy: OH REALLY?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND, UM - >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS A GOOD THING.
YOU CAN PLAY THIS AT HOME. >> YEAH. WE WERE ALL WATCHING THE GAME.
AND THE THE MEXICO GAME -- AND THERE WAS A FRIEND WHO WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
FOR A LONG TIME, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND FINALLY, HE BUILT UP -- HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND HE WENT INTO THE BATHROOM.
AND WE ALL WAITED A LITTLE BIT FOR HIM TO PUT HIS PANTS DOWN, AND THEN WE ALL SCREAMED
"GOAL! >> Jimmy: "GOAL! [ LAUGHTER ]
HE CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE BATHROOM "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YES, OF COURSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SUCH A GOOD BIT. >> YES
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. I'M GOING TO DO THAT WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THE HOLIDAYS DO YOU SPEND IT HERE
WHERE DO YOU SPEND IT? >> I DO FAKE HOLIDAYS, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO HAVE CHRISTMAS WITH
MY FAMILY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND THEN A CHRISTMAS WITH
FRANCOIS' FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT -- AND THEN WE HAVE OUR
OWN LITTLE FAMILY TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS. BUT I'M NOT SANTA CLAUS THAT
CAN BE IN MANY PLACES AT THE SAME TIME. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH
HE'S MAGIC >> SO, WE PRETEND, LIKE, ON THE 21st OR THE 22nd THAT IT'S
CHRISTMAS. AND WE DO IT WITH MY FAMILY. AND THEN WE PRETEND AGAIN --
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST WAKE UP, AND YOU GO, "IT'S CHRISTMAS" >> YEAH, WE GO -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. AND WE DO THE COOKING.
SO, WE LIVE CHRISTMAS THREE DAYS >> Jimmy: DOES EVERYONE --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT'S FAKE CHRISTMAS
>> EVERYBODY KNOWS, BUT EVERYBODY'S A GOOD ACTOR [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT - >> Jimmy: IT COULD BE -- IN YOUR HOUSE, IT COULD BE
A PRANK. YOU'D BE LIKE, "MERRY -- JUST KIDDING.
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN IT GETS TRICKY, IS IN THE NACIMIENTO, YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU PUT THE
BABY >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> WE SOMETIMES, WE HAVE SOME
CONVERSATIONS, IT'S LIKE, "PUT THE BABY --" "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS --
"JUST PUT THE BABY --" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS PHOTO, 'CAUSE -- >> OH, YES
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> THAT'S -- THAT'S MY OWL >> Jimmy: YES, I KNOW THAT
SO, THAT'S A REAL OWL. >> THAT'S A REAL OWL >> Jimmy: YES.
>> SHE LOVES CHRISTMAS [ LAUGHTER ] SHE, HOWEVER, HATES THE WORLD
CUP. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES NOT LIKE THE WORLD CUP?
>> NO, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE SCREAMING AND THE HOUSE IS SHAKING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW SHE DOESN'T GET SOCCER
>> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T -- YEAH. >> SHE LOVES CHRISTMAS THE CHRISTMAS TREE, SHE
DESTROYS A LITTLE -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "FRANCE IS WINNING."
AND THE OWL'S LIKE, "WHO WHO? >> YES, EXACTLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TAKE THAT JOKE
TAKE IT -- I CAN'T TURN IT OFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN'T TURN IT OFF.
I CAN'T STOP IT. I CAN'T STOP IT. IT'S TERRIBLE.
BAD JOKES ALL OVER MY HOUSE. BUT THE OWL -- DOES THE OWL GO IN THE TREE AT ALL
>> YES, THE OWL GOES -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO IN THE TREE? LIKE GO IN THE BATHROOM?
>> Jimmy: LIKE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING THE OWL IN THIS CHRISTMAS -- NO, NOT GO TO THE
BATHROOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DO YOU PUT -- DOES THE OWL GO
IN, LIKE AS AN ORNAMENT? >> I ACTUALLY HAVE ANOTHER OWL THAT IS A FAKE OWL THAT IS AN
ORNAMENT AND I HAVE TO SAY -- >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
THIS OWL - >> SHE GETS REALLY CONFUSED. SHE TRIES TO, LIKE, PLAY AND
STUFF. BUT THE OTHER OWL IS JUST REALLY STUCK-UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO - >> THEN, SHE STARTS CHECKING
ALL THE BALLS AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW?
I HAVE A TOUR EIFFEL, SHE LIKES THAT ONE >> Jimmy: SHE LOVES IT
>> YEAH, SHE LOVES IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE FUN LIKE THIS.
I WANT TO GET INTO - >> SHE SCARES EVERYBODY, THOUGH
>> Jimmy: THE OWL DOES >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, HOW FUN IS IT TO SCARE PEOPLE?
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: I DO NOT LOVE IT >> I LOVE -- YOU DON'T LOVE SCARING PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: I DO NOT LIKE ANYONE SCARING ME AND I DON'T LIKE SCARING
ANYONE >> BUT JIMMY, THE ANTICIPATION OF THE FACE --
>> Jimmy: IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE ME NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I START LAUGHING. YOU KNOW, I ENJOY IT SO MUCH AND THEN -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I JUST HEARD A NOISE >> -- JUST IMAGINING THE
REACTION >> Jimmy: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
GETTING SCARED [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I LOVE IT
>> Jimmy: NO ONE'S GETTING SCARED TONIGHT >> I LOVE IT
>> Jimmy: NO, WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT -- WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT "PUSS IN BOOTS.
>> YES, LET'S TALK ABOUT "PUSS IN BOOTS." >> Jimmy: "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE
LAST WISH. BY THE WAY, IT'S PHENOMENAL. >> IT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: I LOVED THE OTHER ONES THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE ONE
>> SOMETIMES I LIE TO YOU, I SAY, "IT'S REALLY GOOD, GO SEE IT."
NOW THIS ONE'S FOR REAL. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ]
IT HAS A - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- 96% RATING ON ROTTEN
TOMATOES >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND MY GIRLS WATCHED
IT AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE, "THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER."
>> AND THE BEST PART, IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY. >> Jimmy: IT WAS FUNNY JOKES
IT WAS GOOD SONGS. IT WAS GREAT >> YEAH.
EVEN THE TEENAGERS, WHICH ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE, ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT GOT A A CRITICS' CHOICE NOMINATION
AND A GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> GREAT CAST. >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. ANTONIO BANDERAS
>> WONDERFUL >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS TOGETHER ARE JUST FANTASTIC
I MEAN, WITH THIS, THE WHOLE IDEA OF THIS ONE IS HE'S DOWN TO HIS LAST LIFE
HE'S -- 'CAUSE PUSS -- >> YOU KNOW, CATS HAVE NINE, BUT HE'S GOT ONE LEFT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S LIVED SO MUCH THAT HE'S DOWN TO HIS LAST LIFE
AND IT'S LIKE, WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU'VE GOT TO KIND OF THINK
ABOUT LIFE >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT'S WONDERFUL ABOUT THE FILM, THAT
IT'S REALLY PHILOSOPHICAL. BUT IT'S DOES, LIKE, WHAT THE FIRST "SHREK" DID, THAT THE
HUMOR IS FOR THE KIDS TAKE IT ONE WAY, THE ADULTS ANOTHER WAY.
AND THIS TALKS ABOUT A LOT OF REALLY INTERESTING THINGS IN LIFE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE KIDS SEE IT ONE WAY, BUT FOR US, IT'S VERY
INTERESTING. >> Jimmy: THEY DID A FANTASTIC JOB WITH IT.
AND YOU DID FANTASTIC AS WELL. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE
SALMA HAYEK PINAULT IN "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH." TAKE A LOOK.
MAP? >> NO. >> SERIOUSLY
YOU WON'T LET ME HOLD IT FOR EVEN ONE MINUTE? >> NOPE.
NOT EVEN FOR ONE SECOND. >> COME ON, KITTY. YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME
>> WAIT, WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS EYES OH, THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER
OH, KITTY! YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST HIM. LOOK AT THOSE EYES
>> REALLY? YOU CALL THAT CUTE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, LOOK AT HER THOSE GUYS ARE EVEN BIGGER THAN YOURS.
DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS, PUSS. WAIT A SECOND. SO POOFY
[ LAUGHTER ] NO WITH THE PAWS?
COME ON. WITH THE HAT IT'S ALL SO CUTE
CUTENESS OVERLOAD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SALMA HAYEK PINAULT,
EVERYBODY. "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH" IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21st
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WIZ KHALIFA. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A 10-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST HIS NEW ALBUM, "MULTIVERSE," IS
OUT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME WIZ KHALIFA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. WIZ! >> WHAT UP, BABY
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK YOU KNOW, YOU'VE PERFORMED HERE MANY TIMES
WE'VE PLAYED GAMES YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST GUESTS WE'VE EVER HAD.
>> YEAH, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN HERE >> Jimmy: BUT WE'VE NEVER HAD
A CHAT WE'VE NEVER TALKED TO EACH OTHER ON THE COUCH
>> NOT ON THE COUCH. >> Jimmy: SO, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING I KNOW SALMA HAYEK PINAULT WAS
JUST OUT HERE. >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: AND WE LEARNED ON
"THE MASKED SINGER" -- >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: THAT YOU -- THAT WAS
YOUR FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH HERE'S YOU BY THE WAY -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ON "THE MASKED SINGER." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ANY CERTAIN MOVIE FROM SALMA
>> "FROM DUSK TILL DAWN" WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ONES. AND THEN, WHEN SHE WAS IN
"DESPERADO" AS WELL. >> Jimmy: AW, SHE JUST CRUSHES, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, SHE - >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET SAY HI >> YEAH, I GOT TO SAY HI
>> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> YEP >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS AWESOME. BECAUSE, LIKE, SHE ATE SOMEBODY
IN "DUSK TIL DAWN. SO, SHE DIDN'T EAT ME IN REAL LIFE
>> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, YOU DIDN'T -- SHE DIDN'T SHE DIDN'T DO IT
YOU HAVE A HOBBY OF YOURS THAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT.
I FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS. >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS YOU, AND
YOU SAID YOU "MADE A BANGER TONIGHT. >> YEP
>> Jimmy: WHICH, I'M ASSUMING, YOU RECORDED A SONG. >> YEP
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID, "ABOUT TO WATCH ASMR AND CATCH SOME
ZZZ's. >> YEP >> Jimmy: SO, YOU WATCH ASMR --
THAT'S LIKE WHEN PEOPLE GO UP TO THE MICROPHONE AND MAKE NOISES
>> YEAH, IT'S REALLY, REALLY SOOTHING LIKE, EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN
TRIGGERS AND I GOT MY OWN TRIGGERS AS WELL, SO YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR -- WHAT'S YOUR BEST -- WHAT'S THE --
>> I LIKE HAIR NOISES. I LIKE GETTING MY HAIR PLAYED WITH
SO, I JUST WATCH - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LIKE IT TOO
APPARENTLY, IT'S A THING [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T KNOW THE AUDIENCE WAS
INTO THIS. I WOULD'VE DONE -- >> YEAH, I WATCH PEOPLE PLAY
WITH, LIKE, MANNEQUINS AND, LIKE, JUST RUB THEIR HAIR AND PART IT AND ALL THAT STUFF
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SOOTHING. >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOOTHING RIGHT THERE.
SO, YOU HAVE SOMEBODY PLAY WITH A MANNEQUIN HEAD >> YEAH, YEP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO RIGHT -- YOU GO RIGHT TO SLEEP?
>> I'M ASLEEP IN THREE MINUTES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
YOU MADE NEWS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, BUDDY, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU SMOKED WEED WITH
MICHAEL PHELPS >> YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HE'S AN OLYMPIAN
HE'S A GOLD MEDALIST HE IS THE BEST SWIMMER IN THE --
YOU SAID THAT HE HAD AQUAMAN LUNGS. >> YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK HE MUGHT HAVE BETTER LUNGS THAN AQUAMAN, BRO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY >> CHAMPION, BRO
>> Jimmy: BUT WHAT MADE YOU GO LIKE, "OH, HE'S GOT AQUAMAN LUNGS?
I MEAN, HE JUST -- >> BECAUSE THE WAY -- HE HIT THE JOINT A LITTLE BIT
DIFFERENTLY. HE HIT IT LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE A GOLD MEDALIST WOULD >> Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
DID HE JUST, LIKE, INHALE THE WHOLE THING? >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT DISAPPEARED AFTER - >> Jimmy: IT DISAPPEARED
[ LAUGHTER ] HE JUST KEPT INHALING AND THEN HE JUST SUCKED IT ALL IN THERE
YOU'RE LIKE, "WOW. AND THEN HE EXHALED AND WENT BACK IN YOUR HAND?
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LINE OF
STUFF, RIGHT >> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S CALLED KHALIFA KUSH
>> Jimmy: KHALIFA KUSH >> UH-HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND DID HE HANDLE THE KHALIFA KUSH COULD HE HANDLE IT
>> YEAH, HE DID. ANYBODY CAN HANDLE THE KHALIFA KUSH
I RECOMMEND IT FOR NON-SMOKERS, FIRST-TIME SMOKERS, OR O.G. SMOKERS.
WE'VE GOT FLOWER, WE GOT VAPES, WE GOT EDIBLES IN ALL SELECT MARKETS.
WE'RE AVAILABLE IN MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, MARYLAND, FLORIDA, ARIZONA
AND WE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STRAIN, IT'S CALLED KHALIFA MINTS.
IT'S KHALIFA KUSH MIXED WITH MENTHOL, AND WE'VE GOT MORE STRANDS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR AS
WELL >> Jimmy: GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU ARE CRUSHING IT, BUDDY CRUSHING IT. >> AND I SMOKED K.K. BEFORE I
SAID THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOD
LOOK AT THIS GUY CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHO THIS GUY IS
THAT'S YOU >> YEAH, THAT'S ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU'RE IN A MOVIE?
>> YEAH, I'M PLAYING GEORGE CLINTON >> Jimmy: I LOVE
GEORGE CLINTON LOOK AT THIS >> YEAH, YUP
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE REAL GEORGE CLINTON YEAH, COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> DR. FUNKENSTIEN >> Jimmy: DR. FUNKENSTIEN.
SPINNING GOLD. IS IT TOUGH TO PLAY SOMEBODY WHO IS ALIVE
DID YOU TALK TO GEORGE >> YEAH, WE -- I TALKED TO HIM HIS GRANDKIDS WERE ACTUALLY ON
SET TOO. SO, IT WAS REALLY COOL TO, LIKE, VIBE OFF OF THEM AND JUST
HEAR, YOU KNOW, STORIES OR - >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> -- EVEN JUST THEM TELLING
ME, LIKE, HOW PROUD HE WOULD BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SEEING ME DO THE ROLE.
SO, IT WAS OFFICIAL. IT WAS FUN >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY COOL
>> YEAH, IT WAS COOL >> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.
THAT'S COMING OUT NEXT YEAR. >> THANK YOU I AM TOO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM, BUD
>> YES, SIR. YES, SIR >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT
"MULTIVERSE. >> UH-HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT "MULTIVERSE" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARVEL, BY THE WAY.
>> NO. >> Jimmy: NO THIS IS -- THIS IS LIKE
"MULTIVERSE" BECAUSE - >> IT'S LIKE THE MULTI -- IT'S LIKE FINDING MYSELF IN
DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS OR JUST TAKING YOU ON A JOURNEY WITH ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YUP >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE --
'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, LIKE, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE VERSATILE >> YEAH, I'M VERY VERSATILE.
EXACTLY. I DON'T LIKE TO DO ONE STYLE OF MUSIC.
SO, I WANT TO CREATE AN EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN JUST HAVE FROM ME, YOU
KNOW >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE
>> NO, I LOVE ALL MUSIC. I LOVE POP, ROCK, COUNTRY, REGGAE, FUNK -
>> Jimmy: YOU LIKE COUNTRY >> YEAH, I LOVE COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU LIKE COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THE LYRICS
>> YEAH, I LIKE THE WRITING, LIKE, HOW IT JUST INVITES YOU INTO THE SONG.
LIKE, BEFORE THE SECOND VERSE IS OVER, YOU KNOW HOW TO SING THE WHOLE SONG
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THERE IS AN ART TO THAT.
>> IT'S REALLY CLEVER. >> Jimmy: THERE IS AN ART TO THAT
>> YEAH, I LOVE THAT >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED RAPPING WHEN YOU WERE 9-YEARS-OLD.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE A SON WHO IS NINE.
>> YEP, SEBASTIAN. >> Jimmy: AND HOW'S BASH >> HE'S REALLY GOOD, MAN
HE'S A GENIUS. THERE'S TIMES WHERE I LEAVE THE HOUSE, AND I'LL COME BACK HOME,
HE'S LIKE, "HOLD ON, DAD, I'M RECORDING MY SONG RIGHT NOW. HE'S LIKE IN THE STUDIO,
ALREADY DOING HIS THING. >> Jimmy: HE'S IN THE STUDIO >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY HE'S IN HIS BEDROOM. >> NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A STUDIO -- I HAVE A STUDIO IN THE HOUSE.
SO, HE GOES IN THERE HE BOSSES MY ENGINEER AROUND AND HE'S COOL AS HECK, YO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S REALLY COOL TO SEE
>> Jimmy: SO, WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR SON -- >> FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'LL BE ON THE COUCH NEXT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WIZ, WIZ KHALIFA, YOU'RE
PERFORMING FOR US TONIGHT. WHAT SONG ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR US TONIGHT
>> I'M GONNA BE DOING "MEMORY LANE." >> Jimmy: "MEMORY LANE."
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WIZ KHALIFA, EVERYBODY
"MULTIVERSE" IS OUT NOW. "MEMORY LANE" WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "MEMORY LANE" FROM HIS ALBUM "MULTIVERSE," PLEASE WELCOME
WIZ KHALIFA.
* * WHEN THE DAYS
TURN TO NIGHTS I KEEP THINKIN 'BOUT YOU MOVING ON *
* MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA
THAT WE WENT WRONG * * YEAH WHEN THE DAY TURN TO NIGHTS
THAT'S WHEN I BEGI TO LOSE IT ALL * * MAKES ME WONDER
IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG *
* PLAYED IT FOR YOU INSTEAD OF RUNNING GAME ON YOU KEPT IT ONE HUNDRE
I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU * * HELD IT DOWN FOR ME EVERY TIME THEM LAME
COME THROUGH * * SAID THEY WAS DOWN TO D THE THINGS I DID
BUT THEY AIN'T WANT TO * * NOW EVERY TIME IT COME ON YOU GET UNCOMFORTABL
BEEN A COUPLE YEARS * * SINCE YOU LEF YOU SEE HOW TIME FLEW *
* YOU BEEN ON MY MIND EVERY DA I'M ON YOUR MIND TOO *
* MAKE ME THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT SURVIVED THROUGH *
* I BE RIDIN' 'ROUN BY MYSEL BUT THAT'S WHAT PRIDE DO *
* GOT YOU THINKING 'BOU WHAT YOU SAI AND HOW IT'S NOT TRUE *
* THERE YOU G WITH THE MEMORIE THE REASON THE EGO'S
THE WORST ENEMY * * WHEN THE DAYS TURN TO NIGHTS
I KEEP THINKIN 'BOUT YOU MOVING ON * * MAKES ME WONDER
IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG *
* YEAH WHEN THE DAY TURN TO NIGHTS THAT'S WHEN I BEGI
TO LOSE IT ALL * * MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON
WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG * * IT'S FUNNY HOW ONE PLAY
CAN COULD PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR THE DAY * * A GOOD ONE OR A BAD ONE
DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU STA JUST LET ME KNOW IF IT'S SAFE *
* 'CAUSE WE DONE DI THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T ERAS AND EVERYTHING I BOUGHT *
* I GAVE YOU GAME THAT YOU CAN'T REPLACE * * YOU CAME UP IN A MAJOR WA
QUIT MOVING OUT OF FEA STARTED MOVING OUT OF FAITH *
* YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HEAR OUR FAVORITE SON THE OTHER DAY *
* FIRST YOU WAS TRYIN TO LEAVE NOW YOU SA
YOU ON YOUR WAY * * THAT'S THE PRICE TO PAY I GUESS THAT'S WHAT LOVE COS
JUST 'CAUSE YOU WALKED * * OUT THE DOO DON'T MEAN THE LOVE LOST *
* WHEN THE DAYS TURN TO NIGHTS I KEEP THINKIN
'BOUT YOU MOVING ON * * MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON
WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG * * YEAH WHEN THE DAY
TURN TO NIGHTS THAT'S WHEN I BEGI TO LOSE IT ALL *
* MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA
THAT WE WENT WRONG * * SEEN IT AT A CONCER YOU CALLED OFF WOR
EVEN BOUGHT THE SHIRT * * WAS GLAD WE WAS THERE FOR THE CROWD SURF
WE SAID THAT NIGHT WE BOTH FOUND OUR PURPOSE * * HAD BOTH OUR HAND
GOING IN CIRCLES LISTENED OVER AND OVER * * TRYING TO FIND OU
WHAT THE WORDS WAS IT CAME FROM A BAN WE NEVER HEARD OF *
* BUT NOW IT'S TH SOUNDTRACK TO OUR LIFE ROLLED UP ALL DAY TO I
RIDE ALL NIGHT * * EVERY TIME WE TURN IT O PEOPLE SAY ALL
KINDS OF THINGS * NOW YOU GON GO FIGUR
SO YOU BETTER NO LET NOBODY ELSE HEAR IT * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD COME ON, BUDDY
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT FANTASTIC.
>> YES, SIR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WIZ KHALIFA
RIGHT THERE. "MEMORY LANE" FROM "MULTIVERSE.
IT'S OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SALMA HAYEK PINAULT, WIZ KHALIFA ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, BUDDY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *