1 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,080 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,615 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:26,126 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SALMA HAYEK PINAULT. 4 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:31,364 WIZ KHALFA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:41,841 >> Questlove: 1766 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:46,846 --> 00:01:05,265 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:10,503 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 8 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:14,341 WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 9 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:18,712 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. 10 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,314 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'RE VERY EXCITED HERE, GUYS. 11 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:27,320 CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 11 DAYS AWAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, LAST WEEK YOU WANTED HOW 12 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,723 MUCH FOR SHIPPING? AND NOW IT'S LIKE, $59.99 AND MY FIRST BORN? 13 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:34,794 LET'S DO THIS, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, I SAW A NEW SURVEY 14 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,163 THAT SAY NEW YORKERS' LEAST FAVORITE CHRISTMAS FOOD IS PEPPERMINT BARK. 15 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:43,737 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE PEPPERMINT BARK I DO 16 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:47,674 I ESPECIALLY HOW THE CHOCOLATE SOOTHS THE OPEN WOUND CAUSED BY THE SHARDS OF CANDY CANE 17 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:53,146 [ LAUGHTER ] "MERRY CHRISTMAS." THE SURVEY ALSO FOUND THE MOST 18 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:56,750 POPULAR CHRISTMAS FOOD IS -- >> RITZ CRACKERS >> Jimmy: RITZ CRACKERS? 19 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,787 NO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT CHRISTMAS FOOD? 20 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:07,660 RITZ CRACKERS? I MEAN, IT'S A FOOD, SURE. PIGS IN A BLANKET. 21 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,264 [ AUDIENCE OOHS JESUS WAS LIKE, "THANKS FOR KEEPING MY BIRTHDAY CLASSY." 22 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:15,769 [ LAUGHTER ] PIGS IN A BLANKET. APPARENTLY ON CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE 23 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,504 ASK THEMSELVES, "WHAT WOULD JESUS' BROTHER-IN-LAW, RANDY, DO?" 24 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:23,309 [ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT RIGHT NOW -- BY THE WAY, I LOVE PIGS IN A BLANKET. 25 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,979 >> Steve: I'M ALL FOR IT >> Jimmy: I'M ALL FOR IT, MAN. I READ THAT THE COST FOR 26 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,581 INGREDIENTS FOR POPULAR HOLIDAY DESSERTS IS SURGING. THANKFULLY, EVERY FAMILY HAS 27 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:35,855 THAT SAME BLUE TIN OF DANISH BUTTER COOKIES THAT'S BEEN FLOATING AROUND FOR 20 YEARS 28 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,925 [ LAUGHTER ] "WE DIDN'T FINISH THESE YET? HOW COME NO ONE HAS EATEN THESE 29 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:45,098 SQUARE ONES WITH NO SUGAR ON THEM [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,101 LISTEN TO THIS ACCORDING TO A POLL, ONE-THIRD OF AMERICANS START BUYING 31 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:51,104 HOLIDAY GIFTS TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE. THAT'S RISKY BECAUSE A LOT CAN 32 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:55,342 HAPPEN IN TWO MONTHS [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "HERE'S THAT KANYE 33 00:02:55,342 --> 00:03:00,046 SWEATSHIRT YOU WANTED. YOU GO, "WAIT, HOLD ON." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 34 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:06,353 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * SPEAKING OF PRESENTS, THIS 35 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,787 YEAR, 75% OF PEOPLE SAID THEY PLAN TO BUY GIFTS FROM SMALL BUSINESSES 36 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:16,629 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH SMALL BUSINESSES 37 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,732 WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, SANTA'S ELVES WERE LIKE, "ONE MORE SHORT JOKE, AND I'M GOING TO 38 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:23,737 CUT SOMEBODY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO, "NO, NO. 39 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,906 IT'S NOT A --" SMALL BUSINESSES 75% OF PEOPLE WANT TO SHOP AT 40 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:30,710 SMALL BUSINESSES, WHICH EXPLAINS THIS AD I SAW >> Steve: OH, REALLY 41 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,581 >> THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOM AND POP SHOP. AMAZON 42 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,317 WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DOES A FAMILY BUSINESS HAVE 43 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:42,222 800,000 EMPLOYEES? EASY, WE'RE ALL COUSINS. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:46,092 THAT'S NOT A WAREHOUSE, THAT'S A FAMILY REUNION GET BACK TO WORK, FAMILY 45 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:50,630 AMAZON HELP WE'RE TINY 46 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:57,971 >> Jimmy: AH, MOM AND POP. [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 47 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,473 PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS REPORTEDLY VENTED TO ALLIES OVER HOW MUCH THE MEDIA TALKS ABOUT HIS AGE. 48 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:05,945 AND AT ONE POINT HE EVEN SAID, "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW F-ING OLD I AM?" 49 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,449 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A REAL THING YEAH 50 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:14,354 STAFF WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE YOU DO, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE, TOSS OUT A NUMBER." 51 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:19,826 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN WAS FURIOUS. IT ONLY GOT WORSE WHEN HIS 52 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:23,329 CHIEF OF STAFF SAID, "WELL, HE HASN'T HAD HIS NAP TODAY." [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,398 BIDEN WAS UPSET. HE CURSED. HE RAN UP TO HIS BEDROOM, 54 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:29,769 SLAMMED THE DOOR, CRANKED UP BING CROSBY. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" 55 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:34,808 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS SINCE ANNOUNCING HIS 2 56 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:39,079 2024 RUN, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN RELATIVELY QUIET. 57 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,681 BUT TODAY HE SAID THAT HE'S PLANNING A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT AND POSTED THIS VIDEO. 58 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:45,151 THIS IS REAL WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS. TAKE A LOOK. 59 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:57,430 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT 60 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:03,036 [ LAUGHTER ] IS HE ANNOUNCING DEAN CAIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE 61 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,805 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S - [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT 62 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:10,443 IS THAT TRUMP HAS A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,078 OKAY RIGHT AFTER THAT WAS RELEASED, RON DeSANTIS' POLL NUMBERS SHOT 64 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:15,148 UP ANOTHER 20 POINTS [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE THAT PICTURE AGAIN? 65 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,684 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS. LET'S BE REAL, IF TRUMP TORE 66 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,620 HIS SHIRT OPEN, WE WOULD PROBABLY SEE FIVE LAYERS OF SPANX. 67 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:30,230 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COME ON. SWITCHING GEARS, APPARENTLY THE 68 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,298 IRS HAS BEEN CONTACTING ONLYFANS CREATORS AS PART OF A A CRIMINAL TAX INVESTIGATION 69 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:40,273 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THE IRS ACTUALLY SAID THEY'RE SENDING TWO AGENTS AT A TIME -- 70 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,142 ONE TO DO THE INVESTIGATION, AND THE OTHER TO MAKE SURE THAT THE FIRST GUY IS ACTUALLY DOING 71 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:51,751 THE INVESTIGATION. [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS 72 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,653 MARK ZUCKERBERG IS SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY ON THE METAVERSE THAT EMPLOYEES ARE 73 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:59,092 WORRIED THAT HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THE COMPANY. WELL, HERE TO CLEAR THINGS UP 74 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,928 LIVE, VIA SATELLITE, IS MARK ZUCKERBERG. MARK 75 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,897 >> HEY, JIMMY, DON'T MIND ME, JUST GOING TO BE CHILLING IN THE METAVERSE WHILE WE DO THIS 76 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,900 INTERVIEW. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SURE MARK, THESE ARE PRETTY SERIOUS 77 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:11,871 ALLEGATIONS FROM YOUR EMPLOYEES. HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT 78 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,607 >> WHAT YOU'RE HEARING IN THE PRESS IS REALLY OVERBLOWN. WE'RE INVESTING A LOT IN THE 79 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,509 METAVERSE, SURE, BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M GIVING IT MY FULL 80 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:19,512 ATTENTION. UGH, SLICED IT [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,047 >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR COMPANY LOST $80 BILLION WORTH OF STOCK VALUE. 82 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:26,286 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO FIX THIS * 83 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,356 >> TRUST ME, JIMMY, $80 BILLION IS A DROP IN THE BUCKET. WE'LL GAIN IT ALL RIGHT BACK 84 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,891 CINNAMON CINNAMON, NOTICE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,161 NOTICE ME. CINNAMON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:41,501 >> Jimmy: CINNAMON, NOTICE - >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S ALL 87 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,370 THE TIME WE HAVE MARK ZUCKERBERG, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,840 >> TAKE CARE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GUYS, I HEARD THAT THE CEO OF 89 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:54,614 TACO BELL SAYS GEN Z WANTS TO EAT CHICKEN INSTEAD OF BEEF. [ CHEERS ] 90 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,583 THEN THEY ADDED, "BUT IT DOESN'T AFFECT US BECAUSE WHAT WE SERVE IS TECHNICALLY 91 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:01,187 NEITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ALL CLEAR 92 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,557 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT WHATEVER YOU WANT. IT'S BOTH. 93 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:07,827 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER. I HAD THE LASAGNA. 94 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,230 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. COSTCO IS PLANNING TO RAISE THE PRICE OF THEIR ANNUAL 95 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:16,036 MEMBERSHIP [ AUDIENCE BOOS YEAH 96 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:20,073 COSTCO IS GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE, AND YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE A LITTLE FANCIER NOW 97 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,474 EXPENSIVE, AND YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE A LITTLE FANCIER NOW WATCH THIS AD I SAW. 98 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,677 * >> WELCOME TO ZE NEW COSTCO. 99 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,545 ZE HOME OF ELEGANCE. A SEVEN-POUND BUCKET OF NUTELLA. 100 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:29,049 [ LAUGHTER ] SOPHISTICATION TURTLENECKS AND BATTERIES ON 101 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:35,055 THE SAME AISLE AND CLASS. OLD PEOPLE EATING HOTDOGS. 102 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:39,225 [ LAUGHTER ] COSTCO, LIKE WALMART WITH A DOORMAN. 103 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:46,966 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, I THOUGHT. 104 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,236 YOU GUYS, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS THE NEWEST TREND BEING BROUGHT 105 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:53,740 BACK IN STYLE IS THE LOWER BACK TATTOO [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 106 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,942 AS WE SPEAK, A BUNCH OF 40-YEAR-OLD GUYS ARE LIKE, "MAYBE A CALF TATTOO OF CALVIN 107 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,812 PEEING ISN'T FAR BEHIND? [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, LOWER BACK TATTOOS ARE 108 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,715 BACK WELL, NOW I THINK WE KNOW WHAT TRUMP'S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT IS. 109 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:13,660 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "CHECK OUT MY TRUMP STAMP. [ APPLAUSE ] 110 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,628 FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS 111 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:19,099 IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF 112 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,034 "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 113 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,671 * * TWELVE DAYS 114 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:29,175 OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER THREE DAYS LEFT * * 115 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,545 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE 116 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,180 LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A BODACIOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO 117 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,816 CHRISTMAS CABINET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 118 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,351 AND SINCE THERE ARE THREE SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER THREE. 119 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:46,226 [ DRUM ROLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OOH! 120 00:08:46,226 --> 00:09:01,408 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 121 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:10,817 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS A LITTLE BIT? 122 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:20,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEAUTIFUL. ALL RIGHT. 123 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:25,465 NOW, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 124 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:32,238 NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN 125 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,074 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL 126 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:39,779 3-0-2! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 127 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:46,686 COME ON DOWN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 128 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:59,132 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HELLO! 129 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:03,937 HELLO. HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU. 130 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,139 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> JACKIE. >> Jimmy: JACKIE, WHERE ARE YOU 131 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,108 FROM >> LONG ISLAND >> Jimmy: LONG ISLAND! 132 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,943 I LOVE LONG ISLAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE LONG ISLAND 133 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,214 I KNOW IT GETS A LITTLE CHILLY OUT ON LONG ISLAND YOU'LL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL 134 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,182 SWEATER. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S MISSING -- 135 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,051 IT HAS A COUPLE OF BEAUTIFUL HOLES IN IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,353 I THINK YOU'LL NEED THIS IN LONG ISLAND. AND YOU'LL JUST FIT RIGHT IN 137 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:25,692 NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW YOU'RE WEARING IT >> NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW 138 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,194 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON RIGHT NOW FOR EVERYBODY? >> ABSOLUTELY. 139 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,063 >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,931 * THERE YOU GO THERE'S NO RIGHT WAY TO PUT IT 141 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,800 ON, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST. * YOU'VE GOT YOUR ARMS IN THE 142 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,937 SLEEVE THAT'S A WIN OH 143 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:42,742 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT YOU. 144 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:46,246 LOOK AT THIS YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:53,019 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL OH, MY GOSH. IS THAT NOT FANTASTIC? 146 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,855 HAPPY HOLIDAYS NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE 147 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,058 SHOW YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 148 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:01,227 YOU. YOU CAN GO UP TO YOUR SEAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 149 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:07,901 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 150 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:13,340 >> Jimmy: CAN WE GET A CAMERA SHOT OF HER GOING -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 151 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:20,680 OH, MY GOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENING. 152 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:27,787 OH, YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DONE. 153 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:33,360 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M IN THE GIVING SPIRIT 154 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,428 I AM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I REALLY AM. 155 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,731 WHY DOES JUST ONE PERSON GET A A GIFT WHY CAN'T EVERYONE IN THE 156 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:42,869 AUDIENCE GET A GIFT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 157 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,106 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFERS! HERE WE GO 158 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,743 * * IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFER 159 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,712 IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW * * STOCKING STUFFE STOCKING STUFFER * 160 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,184 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERY NIGHT UNTIL CHRISTMAS BREAK, WE'RE GIVING 161 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,686 AWAY AN INCREDIBLE GIFT TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE. 162 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:04,524 YOU GUYS EXCITED YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:08,895 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE TAKING HOME TONIGHT QUESTLOVE, DRUM ROLL, PLEASE 164 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:13,266 [ DRUM ROLL TONIGHT'S STOCKING STUFFER IS A PAIR OF BOSE QUIET COMFORT 165 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:18,405 EAR BUDS 2 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 166 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,740 >> Steve: YES, JIMMY, BOSE QUIET COMFORT EAR BUDS 2 WEREN'T DESIGNED WITH A "ONE 167 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,177 SIZE FITS ALL" APPROACH. THESE NEXT GENERATION WIRELESS EAR BUDS ARE ENGINEERED TO FIT 168 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,147 YOU. THY PERSONALIZE THE NOISE CANCELLATION AND SOUND 169 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,083 PERFORMANCE TO YOUR EARS, SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE WORLD'S BEST NOISE CANCELLATION AND 170 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:35,088 UNINTERRUPTED IMMERSIVE LISTENING WHEREVER YOU ARE, JIMMY! 171 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:39,926 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOO 172 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,163 LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOO, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING 173 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:48,902 ABOUT. THIS IS REAL DEAL. I LOVE THIS. 174 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:52,172 OH, IT'S READY 100 PERCENT CHARGED. ENJOY YOUR GIFT, EVERYBODY 175 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,907 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "CAN YOU FEEL IT" WITH SALMA HAYEK PINAULT. 176 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,844 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 177 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:11,958 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MOVING. DID YOU MOVE IT? 178 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:18,498 >> Jimmy: IT'S MOVING. DID YOU MOVE IT? * 179 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,520 EVERYBODY! IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT? 180 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,158 * CAN YOU FEEL IT * 181 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,529 >> Jimmy: BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP. HER MOVIE, "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE 182 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:54,334 LAST WISH," OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21st. PLEASE WELCOME 183 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:59,873 DECEMBER 21st. PLEASE WELCOME SALMA HAYEK PINAULT! 184 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,409 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. 185 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,277 STOP COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 186 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:08,415 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! >> YES 187 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:13,353 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE. NOW -- >> LET'S GO. 188 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,890 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS 189 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,825 GAME HERE'S HOW IT WORKS -- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NUMBER OF 190 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,894 MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT TO US IN FRONT OF US. OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT EACH 191 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,296 ONE IS THE CATCH IS THAT WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT BY TOUCH ALONE 192 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,799 YOU CANNOT SEE IT. YOU READY FOR THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,635 ARE YOU SCARED >> I'M GOING OVER THE -- THE RULES. 194 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,605 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- JUST -- YOU FEEL IT. 195 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,875 AND WHATEVER YOU FEEL, YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 196 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,178 >> Jimmy: SALMA, SINCE I'M THE HOST, I'LL GO FIRST. >> YES, YES. 197 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,580 >> Jimmy: NO, WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, NORMALLY, IT'S 198 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,083 "I'M THE HOST, YOU GO FIRST. >> LADIES FIRST. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET OUR FIRST 199 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,820 OBJECT OKAY, I HAVE 30 SECONDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:51,091 TO IDENTIFY -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,259 >> CAN I --? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN LOOK AT IT YEAH, PLEASE DO. 202 00:14:53,259 --> 00:15:04,037 [ LAUGHTER ] [ YELLS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 203 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,940 [ YELLING >> COME ON, JIMMY. YOU CAN DO THIS. 204 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,042 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I UNDERSTAND I HATE THIS SO MUCH. 205 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:16,049 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCATTERED SCREAMING YO 206 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,284 STOP STOP QUESTLOVE, STOP IT 207 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,587 >> IT MOVES. >> Jimmy: IT -- NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT MOVES? 208 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:25,291 >> COME ON, COME ON. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW 209 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:34,801 >> GO IN THERE [ SCATTERED SCREAMING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 210 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:42,575 [ YELLS >> Jimmy: OH, ELF ON THE SHELF [ BELL DINGING ] 211 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:46,813 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHY IS IT MOVING 212 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,883 THEY DON'T MOVE. THEY DON'T -- WHY IS THAT MOVING 213 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:53,920 THEY DON'T NORMALLY MOVE >> THAT WAS SO EASY. THAT WAS SO EASY 214 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,222 >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT IS RIDICULOUS THEY DON'T NORMALLY MOVE 215 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,725 THIS IS YOUR -- THAT'S -- WHOEVER'S IN TROUBLE IS IN TROUBLE. 216 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:03,229 THAT'S -- THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I THINK I EVER GUESSED ONE >> NO, THEY MOVE 217 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,733 THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT THEY MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT WE -- 218 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,468 OH, THAT'S TRUE. THEY DO. THEY FLY 219 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,437 >> NO? >> Jimmy: YES, YES SALMA, HERE WE GO. 220 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,739 THIS VIEW SHOULD BE JUST AS NICE AS AN ELF ON A SHELF. >> OKAY. 221 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:17,310 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY EASY [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> OKAY. 222 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,380 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHY ARE YOU SO -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,116 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT ARE YOU - YOU'RE JUST THROWING AROUND -- 224 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:27,153 WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU JUST -- YOU CAN'T -- [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,223 >> MUSIC BOX >> Jimmy: YES, IT'S A MUSIC BOX. 226 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:35,261 [ BELL DINGING ] YEAH, VERY GOOD. >> IS IS 227 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,330 IS IT? * >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH 228 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,865 YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BRING IT ON 229 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,134 IS IT A MUSIC BOX? >> Jimmy: IS THERE SCARIER ONES 230 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,236 IS THERE A SCARIER ONE FOR SALMA? >> I BROKE IT. 231 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,638 >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- I FEEL LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE TO SWITCH WITH THE ORDER HERE TO 232 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,173 MAKE SURE, YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING. 233 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,808 >> Jimmy: YES, YOU JUST WENT RIGHT IN THERE AND THREW IT AROUND 234 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,411 THERE'S A POOR LITTLE ICE SKATER THERE [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,847 * ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 236 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:58,084 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NAH, NOTHING. >> Jimmy: NOTHING? 237 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:05,759 >> PIECE OF CAKE, YOU CAN GET THIS >> Jimmy: NOTHING, NOTHING 238 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,727 >> DIG IN THERE. DIG IN THERE, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:13,933 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS ] [ SCREAMING 240 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:19,506 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SCREAMING >> WHAT IS IT? 241 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,443 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME WHAT IS IT YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME 242 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:27,380 >> Jimmy: I'M BLEEDING, I'M BLEEDING [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,450 [ SCREAMING KETCHUP? SRIRACHA 244 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,386 >> YOU'RE ALMOST THERE >> Jimmy: COCKTAIL SAUCE SHRIMP 245 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:38,258 [ CHEERS ] >> YES [ BELL DINGING ] 246 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:45,432 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A A BUCKET JUST IN CASE? 247 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,400 >> NOW SMELL YOUR FINGER >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,904 THAT'S -- I'M NOT -- >> YOU DID TOUCH THAT SHRIMP >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH 249 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:54,941 YOU? I'M NOT PLAYING -- THAT'S A DIFFERENT GAME 250 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,910 I'M NOT PLAYING THAT [ LAUGHTER ] NOW LOOK, HERE - 251 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,645 SALMA, YOU'RE UP RIGHT NOW HERE >> OKAY. 252 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,047 >> Jimmy: JUST GONNA SAVE -- >> OH, THERE'S A SKATER. >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SKATER FROM 253 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,916 WHEN YOU DESTROYED THAT LAST ONE. YEAH, HERE YOU GO. 254 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,551 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 255 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,319 LET ME SEE [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BA-BA-DAH BA-DAH - 256 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,054 HOLD ON A SECOND DON'T -- DON'T, THAT'S THE -- 257 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:14,294 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 258 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:21,267 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A CAKE WITH A BRUSH. OH, MY GOD 259 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,570 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,740 THAT WAS IT. >> THIS IS DISGUSTING. >> Jimmy: HOW DID I GET -- 261 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,910 [ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS A -- WHAT ARE YOU -- 262 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:35,715 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> Jimmy: "A PIECE OF CAKE WITH A BRUSH. 263 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,784 WHAT'S GOING -- >> I GOT IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU -- 264 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,388 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, IT'S A CAKE WITH A BRUSH. 265 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,590 I SMELLED IT THIS IS CAKE >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT IS 266 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:48,161 >> IT'S THE TOP OF THE CAKE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH WITH ICING ON IT 267 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,363 HERE, WIPE THIS OFF. >> I -- THIS IS TOOTHPASTE [ LAUGHTER ] 268 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,633 >> Jimmy: YEAH HERE, HERE TAKE THIS. 269 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,137 SORRY, IT'S -- SALMA, I'M SORRY TO MAKE YOU -- 270 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,205 >> IT'S KING KONG'S TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE NORMAL -- 271 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,840 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KING KONG'S TOOTHBRUSH 272 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,243 OH, SALMA, GET READY THIS IS TIME FOR THE FINAL -- >> BUT I GOT THE BRUSH PART. 273 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,545 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE JUDGES SAID THAT -- >> DO I GET HALF A POINT 274 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,180 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT HALF A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,582 [ BELL DINGS ] >> Jimmy: WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET THE SAME ITEM HERE, OKAY 276 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:14,087 AND THE FIRST PERSON TO GUESS IT WINS ALL THE POINTS ON THIS ONE. 277 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:16,256 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YES, BUT -- WAIT >> I'M LISTENING 278 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,558 I'M PAYING ATTENTION >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I'M STILL CLEANING THE 279 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,527 NAILS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL CLEANING YOUR NAILS 280 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,395 ALL RIGHT, READY WE CAN DO THIS >> OKAY. 281 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,464 >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO GO ON THIS SIDE AND I'LL GO FROM THAT SIDE 282 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,099 >> NO, NO. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MOVING. 283 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:35,508 [ CHEERS ] DID YOU MOVE IT? * 284 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:41,614 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING 285 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,452 OH, OH HEY! THAT'S YOUR HAND 286 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,954 >> IT'S A HAND FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD IT IS A HAND 287 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:52,459 THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 288 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,395 OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD IT IS -- WOW, SORRY ABOUT THAT 289 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,231 >> OH, THAT WAS SO EASY. >> Jimmy: HE'S VERY STRONG IT IS -- IT IS THING FROM -- 290 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:02,836 >> GIVE ME A FIVE. >> Jimmy: THEY CAN'T SEE [ CHEERS ] 291 00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,504 ADDAM'S FAMILY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE SO -- YOU -- NOTHING 292 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,640 SCARES YOU SALMA HAYEK PINAULT, EVERYBODY, THE CHAMP. 293 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,778 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE, YOU ARE SO GOOD. 294 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,949 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE SALMA AFTER THE BREAK. LET'S GET THAT OUT OF YOUR 295 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:27,193 NAILS RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 296 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,497 >> Jimmy: YOU MADE NEWS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, BUDDY, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU -- YOU SMOKED 297 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:37,904 WEED WITH MICHAEL PHELPS >> YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 298 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,207 >> Jimmy: AND HE'S AN OLYMPIAN HE'S A GOLD MEDALIST HE IS THE BEST SWIMMER IN 299 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,275 HE'S A GOLD MEDALIST HE IS THE BEST SWIMMER IN THE -- 300 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:03,963 OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR, WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH. 301 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,067 I'VE SEEN IT IT IS UNBELIEVABLE, BY THE WAY MY KIDS LOVED IT 302 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,835 IT IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21st. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 303 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:13,306 DECEMBER 21st. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME SALMA HAYEK PINAULT! 304 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:26,686 * >> HELLO AGAIN 305 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,822 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER PLAYED THAT GAME FASTER, WITH A MORE CONFIDENT PERSON IN MY ENTIRE 306 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:33,360 LIFETIME >> I WANT -- I WANTED MORE >> Jimmy: NO, YOU -- 307 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:38,398 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. YOU'RE JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE WORLD CUP. 308 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,900 >> I AM. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE FRANCE WON. >> YES 309 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,869 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, FRANCE WON TODAY 310 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,105 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU WERE SO EXCITED. YOU LOVE THE WORLD CUP 311 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:48,341 >> I LOVE THE WORLD CUP. IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT TIME, EVERY FOUR YEARS, FOR MY 312 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:53,246 FAMILY >> Jimmy: YES. AND -- BUT WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR 313 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:57,717 YOU ROOT FOR - >> FOR MEXICO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 314 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:02,055 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OF COURSE UNTIL THEY GET DISQUALIFIED. 315 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:06,059 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I -- THEN I GO FOR FRANCE >> Jimmy: YEAH 316 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:10,397 'CAUSE YOU'RE -- YEAH. >> BECAUSE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO KEEP A GOOD MARRIAGE. 317 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:15,101 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE SAYING EARLIER 318 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,938 'CAUSE THERE WAS SOMEONE WATCHING THE GAME WITH YOU AT YOUR HOUSE 319 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,875 >> YES, WE WERE WATCHING THE -- WE LOVED THE PRANKS. >> Jimmy: YES, PRANKS ARE FUN. 320 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:25,512 >> I THINK IF YOU'RE MEXICAN, IT'S IN YOUR GENES >> Jimmy: OH REALLY? 321 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:30,083 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH 322 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:35,455 >> AND, UM - >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS A GOOD THING. 323 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,825 YOU CAN PLAY THIS AT HOME. >> YEAH. WE WERE ALL WATCHING THE GAME. 324 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:41,127 AND THE THE MEXICO GAME -- AND THERE WAS A FRIEND WHO WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 325 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,096 FOR A LONG TIME, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 326 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:47,367 >> AND FINALLY, HE BUILT UP -- HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, AND HE WENT INTO THE BATHROOM. 327 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,103 AND WE ALL WAITED A LITTLE BIT FOR HIM TO PUT HIS PANTS DOWN, AND THEN WE ALL SCREAMED 328 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:54,574 "GOAL! >> Jimmy: "GOAL! [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,209 HE CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE BATHROOM "WHAT'S GOING ON?" 330 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,479 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YES, OF COURSE 331 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,649 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SUCH A GOOD BIT. >> YES 332 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:07,787 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. I'M GOING TO DO THAT WELL, HAPPY HOLIDAYS 333 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,656 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THE HOLIDAYS DO YOU SPEND IT HERE 334 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:14,894 WHERE DO YOU SPEND IT? >> I DO FAKE HOLIDAYS, BECAUSE WE HAVE TO HAVE CHRISTMAS WITH 335 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:20,266 MY FAMILY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND THEN A CHRISTMAS WITH 336 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:26,272 FRANCOIS' FAMILY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT -- AND THEN WE HAVE OUR 337 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,109 OWN LITTLE FAMILY TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS. BUT I'M NOT SANTA CLAUS THAT 338 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,177 CAN BE IN MANY PLACES AT THE SAME TIME. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH 339 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:34,681 HE'S MAGIC >> SO, WE PRETEND, LIKE, ON THE 21st OR THE 22nd THAT IT'S 340 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:38,618 CHRISTMAS. AND WE DO IT WITH MY FAMILY. AND THEN WE PRETEND AGAIN -- 341 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,888 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST WAKE UP, AND YOU GO, "IT'S CHRISTMAS" >> YEAH, WE GO - 342 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:47,594 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. AND WE DO THE COOKING. 343 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:53,166 SO, WE LIVE CHRISTMAS THREE DAYS >> Jimmy: DOES EVERYONE -- 344 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:56,236 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT'S FAKE CHRISTMAS 345 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:58,271 >> EVERYBODY KNOWS, BUT EVERYBODY'S A GOOD ACTOR [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,607 AND THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT - >> Jimmy: IT COULD BE -- IN YOUR HOUSE, IT COULD BE 347 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,442 A PRANK. YOU'D BE LIKE, "MERRY -- JUST KIDDING. 348 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,544 >> YOU KNOW, WHEN IT GETS TRICKY, IS IN THE NACIMIENTO, YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU PUT THE 349 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,680 BABY >> Jimmy: MM-HM. >> WE SOMETIMES, WE HAVE SOME 350 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,049 CONVERSATIONS, IT'S LIKE, "PUT THE BABY --" "IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS -- 351 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,152 "JUST PUT THE BABY --" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME 352 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:18,425 WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS PHOTO, 'CAUSE -- >> OH, YES 353 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:21,695 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> THAT'S -- THAT'S MY OWL >> Jimmy: YES, I KNOW THAT 354 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,964 SO, THAT'S A REAL OWL. >> THAT'S A REAL OWL >> Jimmy: YES. 355 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:29,569 >> SHE LOVES CHRISTMAS [ LAUGHTER ] SHE, HOWEVER, HATES THE WORLD 356 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,738 CUP. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES NOT LIKE THE WORLD CUP? 357 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:35,575 >> NO, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE SCREAMING AND THE HOUSE IS SHAKING 358 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,411 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW SHE DOESN'T GET SOCCER 359 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:42,248 >> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T -- YEAH. >> SHE LOVES CHRISTMAS THE CHRISTMAS TREE, SHE 360 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:46,619 DESTROYS A LITTLE -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "FRANCE IS WINNING." 361 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,688 AND THE OWL'S LIKE, "WHO WHO? >> YES, EXACTLY. 362 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,323 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TAKE THAT JOKE 363 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,292 TAKE IT -- I CAN'T TURN IT OFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN'T TURN IT OFF. 364 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,394 I CAN'T STOP IT. I CAN'T STOP IT. IT'S TERRIBLE. 365 00:24:54,394 --> 00:25:00,934 BAD JOKES ALL OVER MY HOUSE. BUT THE OWL -- DOES THE OWL GO IN THE TREE AT ALL 366 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:04,104 >> YES, THE OWL GOES -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN GO IN THE TREE? LIKE GO IN THE BATHROOM? 367 00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:06,139 >> Jimmy: LIKE, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING THE OWL IN THIS CHRISTMAS -- NO, NOT GO TO THE 368 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:08,274 BATHROOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DO YOU PUT -- DOES THE OWL GO 369 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:12,412 IN, LIKE AS AN ORNAMENT? >> I ACTUALLY HAVE ANOTHER OWL THAT IS A FAKE OWL THAT IS AN 370 00:25:12,412 --> 00:25:17,217 ORNAMENT AND I HAVE TO SAY -- >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 371 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:20,053 THIS OWL - >> SHE GETS REALLY CONFUSED. SHE TRIES TO, LIKE, PLAY AND 372 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,455 STUFF. BUT THE OTHER OWL IS JUST REALLY STUCK-UP. 373 00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:25,859 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO - >> THEN, SHE STARTS CHECKING 374 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,161 ALL THE BALLS AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? 375 00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:30,663 I HAVE A TOUR EIFFEL, SHE LIKES THAT ONE >> Jimmy: SHE LOVES IT 376 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,299 >> YEAH, SHE LOVES IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE FUN LIKE THIS. 377 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,902 I WANT TO GET INTO - >> SHE SCARES EVERYBODY, THOUGH 378 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:40,273 >> Jimmy: THE OWL DOES >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, HOW FUN IS IT TO SCARE PEOPLE? 379 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:43,777 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. 380 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:46,846 >> Jimmy: I DO NOT LOVE IT >> I LOVE -- YOU DON'T LOVE SCARING PEOPLE 381 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,149 >> Jimmy: I DO NOT LIKE ANYONE SCARING ME AND I DON'T LIKE SCARING 382 00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:53,086 ANYONE >> BUT JIMMY, THE ANTICIPATION OF THE FACE -- 383 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:54,921 >> Jimmy: IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE ME NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:58,091 >> I START LAUGHING. YOU KNOW, I ENJOY IT SO MUCH AND THEN - 385 00:25:58,091 --> 00:26:01,061 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I JUST HEARD A NOISE >> -- JUST IMAGINING THE 386 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,796 REACTION >> Jimmy: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT 387 00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:04,564 GETTING SCARED [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I LOVE IT 388 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,733 >> Jimmy: NO ONE'S GETTING SCARED TONIGHT >> I LOVE IT 389 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,501 >> Jimmy: NO, WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT -- WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT "PUSS IN BOOTS. 390 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,570 >> YES, LET'S TALK ABOUT "PUSS IN BOOTS." >> Jimmy: "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE 391 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,306 LAST WISH. BY THE WAY, IT'S PHENOMENAL. >> IT'S REALLY GOOD. 392 00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:16,242 >> Jimmy: I LOVED THE OTHER ONES THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE ONE 393 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,777 >> SOMETIMES I LIE TO YOU, I SAY, "IT'S REALLY GOOD, GO SEE IT." 394 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,947 NOW THIS ONE'S FOR REAL. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:24,084 IT HAS A - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- 96% RATING ON ROTTEN 396 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:27,954 TOMATOES >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND MY GIRLS WATCHED 397 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,356 IT AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE, "THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER." 398 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:32,425 >> AND THE BEST PART, IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY. >> Jimmy: IT WAS FUNNY JOKES 399 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,494 IT WAS GOOD SONGS. IT WAS GREAT >> YEAH. 400 00:26:34,494 --> 00:26:37,464 EVEN THE TEENAGERS, WHICH ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE, ARE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE. 401 00:26:37,464 --> 00:26:39,966 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT GOT A A CRITICS' CHOICE NOMINATION 402 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:44,337 AND A GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 403 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:47,073 >> GREAT CAST. >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. ANTONIO BANDERAS 404 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:50,577 >> WONDERFUL >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS TOGETHER ARE JUST FANTASTIC 405 00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:52,245 I MEAN, WITH THIS, THE WHOLE IDEA OF THIS ONE IS HE'S DOWN TO HIS LAST LIFE 406 00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:57,450 HE'S -- 'CAUSE PUSS -- >> YOU KNOW, CATS HAVE NINE, BUT HE'S GOT ONE LEFT. 407 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,753 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S LIVED SO MUCH THAT HE'S DOWN TO HIS LAST LIFE 408 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:06,192 AND IT'S LIKE, WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU'VE GOT TO KIND OF THINK 409 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:10,697 ABOUT LIFE >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT'S WONDERFUL ABOUT THE FILM, THAT 410 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:15,268 IT'S REALLY PHILOSOPHICAL. BUT IT'S DOES, LIKE, WHAT THE FIRST "SHREK" DID, THAT THE 411 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:20,040 HUMOR IS FOR THE KIDS TAKE IT ONE WAY, THE ADULTS ANOTHER WAY. 412 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,376 AND THIS TALKS ABOUT A LOT OF REALLY INTERESTING THINGS IN LIFE 413 00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:26,046 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE KIDS SEE IT ONE WAY, BUT FOR US, IT'S VERY 414 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,615 INTERESTING. >> Jimmy: THEY DID A FANTASTIC JOB WITH IT. 415 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:32,886 AND YOU DID FANTASTIC AS WELL. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE 416 00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:38,525 SALMA HAYEK PINAULT IN "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH." TAKE A LOOK. 417 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,728 MAP? >> NO. >> SERIOUSLY 418 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,797 YOU WON'T LET ME HOLD IT FOR EVEN ONE MINUTE? >> NOPE. 419 00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:49,602 NOT EVEN FOR ONE SECOND. >> COME ON, KITTY. YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME 420 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:52,672 >> WAIT, WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS EYES OH, THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER 421 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:58,244 OH, KITTY! YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST HIM. LOOK AT THOSE EYES 422 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:02,515 >> REALLY? YOU CALL THAT CUTE [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:07,654 >> OH, LOOK AT HER THOSE GUYS ARE EVEN BIGGER THAN YOURS. 424 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:12,025 DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS, PUSS. WAIT A SECOND. SO POOFY 425 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,194 [ LAUGHTER ] NO WITH THE PAWS? 426 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:18,131 COME ON. WITH THE HAT IT'S ALL SO CUTE 427 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:28,041 CUTENESS OVERLOAD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SALMA HAYEK PINAULT, 428 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:32,879 EVERYBODY. "PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH" IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 21st 429 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,547 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WIZ KHALIFA. STICK AROUND 430 00:28:34,547 --> 00:29:07,881 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 431 00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:12,252 A 10-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST HIS NEW ALBUM, "MULTIVERSE," IS 432 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:16,156 HIS NEW ALBUM, "MULTIVERSE," IS OUT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME WIZ KHALIFA 433 00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:29,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 434 00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:34,541 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. WIZ! >> WHAT UP, BABY 435 00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:38,278 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK YOU KNOW, YOU'VE PERFORMED HERE MANY TIMES 436 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:40,680 WE'VE PLAYED GAMES YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST GUESTS WE'VE EVER HAD. 437 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,949 >> YEAH, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN HERE >> Jimmy: BUT WE'VE NEVER HAD 438 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:45,151 A CHAT WE'VE NEVER TALKED TO EACH OTHER ON THE COUCH 439 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:49,055 >> NOT ON THE COUCH. >> Jimmy: SO, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 440 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:55,195 I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING I KNOW SALMA HAYEK PINAULT WAS 441 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:58,164 JUST OUT HERE. >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: AND WE LEARNED ON 442 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,233 "THE MASKED SINGER" -- >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: THAT YOU -- THAT WAS 443 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,435 YOUR FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH HERE'S YOU BY THE WAY -- >> YEAH. 444 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:04,170 >> Jimmy: ON "THE MASKED SINGER." [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,139 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ANY CERTAIN MOVIE FROM SALMA 446 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,975 >> "FROM DUSK TILL DAWN" WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ONES. AND THEN, WHEN SHE WAS IN 447 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:11,611 "DESPERADO" AS WELL. >> Jimmy: AW, SHE JUST CRUSHES, RIGHT? 448 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,913 >> YEAH, SHE - >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET SAY HI >> YEAH, I GOT TO SAY HI 449 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,882 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: OKAY 450 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,817 >> YEP >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT 451 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,786 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS AWESOME. BECAUSE, LIKE, SHE ATE SOMEBODY 452 00:30:19,786 --> 00:30:22,088 IN "DUSK TIL DAWN. SO, SHE DIDN'T EAT ME IN REAL LIFE 453 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,290 >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, YOU DIDN'T -- SHE DIDN'T SHE DIDN'T DO IT 454 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:27,560 YOU HAVE A HOBBY OF YOURS THAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT. 455 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,630 I FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS. >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS YOU, AND 456 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:32,599 YOU SAID YOU "MADE A BANGER TONIGHT. >> YEP 457 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:34,668 >> Jimmy: WHICH, I'M ASSUMING, YOU RECORDED A SONG. >> YEP 458 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,736 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAID, "ABOUT TO WATCH ASMR AND CATCH SOME 459 00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:39,572 ZZZ's. >> YEP >> Jimmy: SO, YOU WATCH ASMR -- 460 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:44,611 THAT'S LIKE WHEN PEOPLE GO UP TO THE MICROPHONE AND MAKE NOISES 461 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:46,913 >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY, REALLY SOOTHING LIKE, EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN 462 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:50,183 TRIGGERS AND I GOT MY OWN TRIGGERS AS WELL, SO YEAH. 463 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:53,353 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR -- WHAT'S YOUR BEST -- WHAT'S THE -- 464 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,756 >> I LIKE HAIR NOISES. I LIKE GETTING MY HAIR PLAYED WITH 465 00:30:56,756 --> 00:31:02,095 SO, I JUST WATCH - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LIKE IT TOO 466 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:06,266 APPARENTLY, IT'S A THING [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T KNOW THE AUDIENCE WAS 467 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:10,337 INTO THIS. I WOULD'VE DONE -- >> YEAH, I WATCH PEOPLE PLAY 468 00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:12,272 WITH, LIKE, MANNEQUINS AND, LIKE, JUST RUB THEIR HAIR AND PART IT AND ALL THAT STUFF 469 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,574 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SOOTHING. >> Jimmy: REALLY 470 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:15,975 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOOTHING RIGHT THERE. 471 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:18,945 SO, YOU HAVE SOMEBODY PLAY WITH A MANNEQUIN HEAD >> YEAH, YEP 472 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:20,647 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO RIGHT -- YOU GO RIGHT TO SLEEP? 473 00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:23,516 >> I'M ASLEEP IN THREE MINUTES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 474 00:31:23,516 --> 00:31:25,185 YOU MADE NEWS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, BUDDY, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU SMOKED WEED WITH 475 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:28,788 MICHAEL PHELPS >> YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 476 00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:39,099 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HE'S AN OLYMPIAN 477 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,101 HE'S A GOLD MEDALIST HE IS THE BEST SWIMMER IN THE -- 478 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:43,003 YOU SAID THAT HE HAD AQUAMAN LUNGS. >> YEAH, YEAH. 479 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:45,105 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK HE MUGHT HAVE BETTER LUNGS THAN AQUAMAN, BRO. 480 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:47,674 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY >> CHAMPION, BRO 481 00:31:47,674 --> 00:31:53,580 >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT MADE YOU GO LIKE, "OH, HE'S GOT AQUAMAN LUNGS? 482 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,782 I MEAN, HE JUST -- >> BECAUSE THE WAY -- HE HIT THE JOINT A LITTLE BIT 483 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:57,517 DIFFERENTLY. HE HIT IT LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:31:57,517 --> 00:32:02,455 LIKE A GOLD MEDALIST WOULD >> Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 485 00:32:02,455 --> 00:32:04,290 DID HE JUST, LIKE, INHALE THE WHOLE THING? >> YEAH. 486 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,593 [ LAUGHTER ] IT DISAPPEARED AFTER - >> Jimmy: IT DISAPPEARED 487 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:10,964 [ LAUGHTER ] HE JUST KEPT INHALING AND THEN HE JUST SUCKED IT ALL IN THERE 488 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:13,066 YOU'RE LIKE, "WOW. AND THEN HE EXHALED AND WENT BACK IN YOUR HAND? 489 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,701 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LINE OF 490 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:17,437 STUFF, RIGHT >> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S CALLED KHALIFA KUSH 491 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:22,242 >> Jimmy: KHALIFA KUSH >> UH-HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 492 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:24,511 >> Jimmy: AND DID HE HANDLE THE KHALIFA KUSH COULD HE HANDLE IT 493 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:26,613 >> YEAH, HE DID. ANYBODY CAN HANDLE THE KHALIFA KUSH 494 00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:30,550 I RECOMMEND IT FOR NON-SMOKERS, FIRST-TIME SMOKERS, OR O.G. SMOKERS. 495 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:35,088 WE'VE GOT FLOWER, WE GOT VAPES, WE GOT EDIBLES IN ALL SELECT MARKETS. 496 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:39,926 WE'RE AVAILABLE IN MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, MARYLAND, FLORIDA, ARIZONA 497 00:32:39,926 --> 00:32:44,431 AND WE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STRAIN, IT'S CALLED KHALIFA MINTS. 498 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,499 IT'S KHALIFA KUSH MIXED WITH MENTHOL, AND WE'VE GOT MORE STRANDS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR AS 499 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:50,003 WELL >> Jimmy: GOSH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 500 00:32:50,003 --> 00:32:53,373 YOU ARE CRUSHING IT, BUDDY CRUSHING IT. >> AND I SMOKED K.K. BEFORE I 501 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,775 SAID THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOD 502 00:32:55,775 --> 00:32:58,311 LOOK AT THIS GUY CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHO THIS GUY IS 503 00:32:58,311 --> 00:32:59,946 THAT'S YOU >> YEAH, THAT'S ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 504 00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:02,048 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU'RE IN A MOVIE? 505 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:04,317 >> YEAH, I'M PLAYING GEORGE CLINTON >> Jimmy: I LOVE 506 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:06,720 GEORGE CLINTON LOOK AT THIS >> YEAH, YUP 507 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,222 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE REAL GEORGE CLINTON YEAH, COME ON. 508 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:11,758 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> DR. FUNKENSTIEN >> Jimmy: DR. FUNKENSTIEN. 509 00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:15,895 SPINNING GOLD. IS IT TOUGH TO PLAY SOMEBODY WHO IS ALIVE 510 00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:19,933 DID YOU TALK TO GEORGE >> YEAH, WE -- I TALKED TO HIM HIS GRANDKIDS WERE ACTUALLY ON 511 00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:23,103 SET TOO. SO, IT WAS REALLY COOL TO, LIKE, VIBE OFF OF THEM AND JUST 512 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:26,206 HEAR, YOU KNOW, STORIES OR - >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> -- EVEN JUST THEM TELLING 513 00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:27,674 ME, LIKE, HOW PROUD HE WOULD BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SEEING ME DO THE ROLE. 514 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:31,644 SO, IT WAS OFFICIAL. IT WAS FUN >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY COOL 515 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:33,380 >> YEAH, IT WAS COOL >> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. 516 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,482 THAT'S COMING OUT NEXT YEAR. >> THANK YOU I AM TOO 517 00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:37,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM, BUD 518 00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:39,185 >> YES, SIR. YES, SIR >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT 519 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:42,589 "MULTIVERSE. >> UH-HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 520 00:33:42,589 --> 00:33:47,093 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT "MULTIVERSE" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARVEL, BY THE WAY. 521 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:53,099 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO THIS IS -- THIS IS LIKE 522 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,135 "MULTIVERSE" BECAUSE - >> IT'S LIKE THE MULTI -- IT'S LIKE FINDING MYSELF IN 523 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:59,305 DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS OR JUST TAKING YOU ON A JOURNEY WITH ME. 524 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:02,709 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YUP >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE -- 525 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,045 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, LIKE, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE VERSATILE >> YEAH, I'M VERY VERSATILE. 526 00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:07,047 EXACTLY. I DON'T LIKE TO DO ONE STYLE OF MUSIC. 527 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,748 SO, I WANT TO CREATE AN EXPERIENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN JUST HAVE FROM ME, YOU 528 00:34:08,748 --> 00:34:11,051 KNOW >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE 529 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:16,690 >> NO, I LOVE ALL MUSIC. I LOVE POP, ROCK, COUNTRY, REGGAE, FUNK - 530 00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:19,626 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE COUNTRY >> YEAH, I LOVE COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 531 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:23,463 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU LIKE COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THE LYRICS 532 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:26,633 >> YEAH, I LIKE THE WRITING, LIKE, HOW IT JUST INVITES YOU INTO THE SONG. 533 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:29,469 LIKE, BEFORE THE SECOND VERSE IS OVER, YOU KNOW HOW TO SING THE WHOLE SONG 534 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:32,639 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THERE IS AN ART TO THAT. 535 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:36,676 >> IT'S REALLY CLEVER. >> Jimmy: THERE IS AN ART TO THAT 536 00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:38,878 >> YEAH, I LOVE THAT >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED RAPPING WHEN YOU WERE 9-YEARS-OLD. 537 00:34:38,878 --> 00:34:40,613 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE A SON WHO IS NINE. 538 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:43,149 >> YEP, SEBASTIAN. >> Jimmy: AND HOW'S BASH >> HE'S REALLY GOOD, MAN 539 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:47,287 HE'S A GENIUS. THERE'S TIMES WHERE I LEAVE THE HOUSE, AND I'LL COME BACK HOME, 540 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:50,357 HE'S LIKE, "HOLD ON, DAD, I'M RECORDING MY SONG RIGHT NOW. HE'S LIKE IN THE STUDIO, 541 00:34:50,357 --> 00:34:54,294 ALREADY DOING HIS THING. >> Jimmy: HE'S IN THE STUDIO >> YEAH, YEAH. 542 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:56,796 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY HE'S IN HIS BEDROOM. >> NO, NO. 543 00:34:56,796 --> 00:34:58,431 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A STUDIO -- I HAVE A STUDIO IN THE HOUSE. 544 00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:01,501 SO, HE GOES IN THERE HE BOSSES MY ENGINEER AROUND AND HE'S COOL AS HECK, YO. 545 00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:03,236 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S REALLY COOL TO SEE 546 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,538 >> Jimmy: SO, WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR SON -- >> FOR SURE. 547 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:08,174 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'LL BE ON THE COUCH NEXT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 548 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:11,211 TALKING ABOUT, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WIZ, WIZ KHALIFA, YOU'RE 549 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:14,714 PERFORMING FOR US TONIGHT. WHAT SONG ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR US TONIGHT 550 00:35:14,714 --> 00:35:19,652 >> I'M GONNA BE DOING "MEMORY LANE." >> Jimmy: "MEMORY LANE." 551 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:22,689 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WIZ KHALIFA, EVERYBODY 552 00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:24,891 "MULTIVERSE" IS OUT NOW. "MEMORY LANE" WHEN WE COME BACK 553 00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:52,252 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 554 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:54,120 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "MEMORY LANE" FROM HIS ALBUM "MULTIVERSE," PLEASE WELCOME 555 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:58,091 LANE" FROM HIS ALBUM "MULTIVERSE," PLEASE WELCOME WIZ KHALIFA. 556 00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:12,906 * * WHEN THE DAYS 557 00:36:12,906 --> 00:36:15,875 TURN TO NIGHTS I KEEP THINKIN 'BOUT YOU MOVING ON * 558 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:19,346 * MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA 559 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:23,516 THAT WE WENT WRONG * * YEAH WHEN THE DAY TURN TO NIGHTS 560 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,686 THAT'S WHEN I BEGI TO LOSE IT ALL * * MAKES ME WONDER 561 00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:32,158 IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG * 562 00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:36,196 * PLAYED IT FOR YOU INSTEAD OF RUNNING GAME ON YOU KEPT IT ONE HUNDRE 563 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:39,899 I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU * * HELD IT DOWN FOR ME EVERY TIME THEM LAME 564 00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:42,202 COME THROUGH * * SAID THEY WAS DOWN TO D THE THINGS I DID 565 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,372 BUT THEY AIN'T WANT TO * * NOW EVERY TIME IT COME ON YOU GET UNCOMFORTABL 566 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:48,541 BEEN A COUPLE YEARS * * SINCE YOU LEF YOU SEE HOW TIME FLEW * 567 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:50,610 * YOU BEEN ON MY MIND EVERY DA I'M ON YOUR MIND TOO * 568 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:53,480 * MAKE ME THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THAT SURVIVED THROUGH * 569 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,749 * I BE RIDIN' 'ROUN BY MYSEL BUT THAT'S WHAT PRIDE DO * 570 00:36:55,749 --> 00:36:58,284 * GOT YOU THINKING 'BOU WHAT YOU SAI AND HOW IT'S NOT TRUE * 571 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,687 * THERE YOU G WITH THE MEMORIE THE REASON THE EGO'S 572 00:37:00,687 --> 00:37:04,190 THE WORST ENEMY * * WHEN THE DAYS TURN TO NIGHTS 573 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:07,127 I KEEP THINKIN 'BOUT YOU MOVING ON * * MAKES ME WONDER 574 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:12,165 IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG * 575 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:15,035 * YEAH WHEN THE DAY TURN TO NIGHTS THAT'S WHEN I BEGI 576 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:19,039 TO LOSE IT ALL * * MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON 577 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:24,277 WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG * * IT'S FUNNY HOW ONE PLAY 578 00:37:24,277 --> 00:37:28,782 CAN COULD PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR THE DAY * * A GOOD ONE OR A BAD ONE 579 00:37:28,782 --> 00:37:32,285 DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU STA JUST LET ME KNOW IF IT'S SAFE * 580 00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:35,321 * 'CAUSE WE DONE DI THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T ERAS AND EVERYTHING I BOUGHT * 581 00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:38,925 * I GAVE YOU GAME THAT YOU CAN'T REPLACE * * YOU CAME UP IN A MAJOR WA 582 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:42,228 QUIT MOVING OUT OF FEA STARTED MOVING OUT OF FAITH * 583 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:44,731 * YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HEAR OUR FAVORITE SON THE OTHER DAY * 584 00:37:44,731 --> 00:37:46,933 * FIRST YOU WAS TRYIN TO LEAVE NOW YOU SA 585 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:49,769 YOU ON YOUR WAY * * THAT'S THE PRICE TO PAY I GUESS THAT'S WHAT LOVE COS 586 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:53,073 JUST 'CAUSE YOU WALKED * * OUT THE DOO DON'T MEAN THE LOVE LOST * 587 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:55,542 * WHEN THE DAYS TURN TO NIGHTS I KEEP THINKIN 588 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:59,813 'BOUT YOU MOVING ON * * MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON 589 00:37:59,813 --> 00:38:03,650 WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA THAT WE WENT WRONG * * YEAH WHEN THE DAY 590 00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:06,820 TURN TO NIGHTS THAT'S WHEN I BEGI TO LOSE IT ALL * 591 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:10,023 * MAKES ME WONDER IF YOU HEAR THIS SON WOULD YOU RIGHT THE WA 592 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:16,429 THAT WE WENT WRONG * * SEEN IT AT A CONCER YOU CALLED OFF WOR 593 00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:20,266 EVEN BOUGHT THE SHIRT * * WAS GLAD WE WAS THERE FOR THE CROWD SURF 594 00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:23,770 WE SAID THAT NIGHT WE BOTH FOUND OUR PURPOSE * * HAD BOTH OUR HAND 595 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:27,807 GOING IN CIRCLES LISTENED OVER AND OVER * * TRYING TO FIND OU 596 00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:31,177 WHAT THE WORDS WAS IT CAME FROM A BAN WE NEVER HEARD OF * 597 00:38:31,177 --> 00:38:34,814 * BUT NOW IT'S TH SOUNDTRACK TO OUR LIFE ROLLED UP ALL DAY TO I 598 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:38,518 RIDE ALL NIGHT * * EVERY TIME WE TURN IT O PEOPLE SAY ALL 599 00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:41,788 KINDS OF THINGS * NOW YOU GON GO FIGUR 600 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:47,794 SO YOU BETTER NO LET NOBODY ELSE HEAR IT * * 601 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:51,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD COME ON, BUDDY 602 00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:53,700 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT FANTASTIC. 603 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,468 >> YES, SIR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WIZ KHALIFA 604 00:38:55,468 --> 00:39:00,807 RIGHT THERE. "MEMORY LANE" FROM "MULTIVERSE. 605 00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:03,109 IT'S OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 606 00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:19,392 COME ON BACK * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 607 00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:22,328 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SALMA HAYEK PINAULT, WIZ KHALIFA ONCE AGAIN 608 00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:25,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, BUDDY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 609 00:39:25,398 --> 00:39:30,437 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 610 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:32,839 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 611 00:39:32,839 --> 00:39:40,046 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *