1 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,547 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,516 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:27,460 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - STANLEY TUCCI. 4 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,964 MICHAEL CHE AND SEAN PATTON. MUSICAL GUEST MUNI LONG. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:36,302 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1765 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR 6 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:42,709 >> Questlove: 1765 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:59,492 * * 8 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:07,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, WELCOME. 9 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:11,404 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,673 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 11 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:18,511 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 12 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:20,680 GUYS, WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. ARE YOU EXCITED? 13 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:26,886 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACCORDING TO A SURVEY, DURING THE HOLIDAYS MOST DOG OWNERS 14 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:32,158 BUY A GIFT FOR THEIR PET YEAH AND THEN THERE'S THE PEOPLE 15 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:37,197 THAT ARE TOO LAZY TO SHOP AND JUST GIVE THEIR DOG CASH [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,932 BUYING A GIFT FOR A DOG IS STRESSFUL. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, THERE'S 17 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,600 NOTHING MORE DEPRESSING THAN WATCHING YOUR DOG OPEN A A PRESENT AND FAKE WAGGING ITS 18 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:45,605 TAIL [ LAUGHTER ] HE DIDN'T LIKE IT. 19 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,541 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED A CEREMONY ON THE SOUTH LAWN TO 20 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,010 SIGN A BILL THAT MANDATES FEDERAL RECOGNITION FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGES 21 00:01:50,010 --> 00:02:00,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN HE HEARD, MIKE PENCE WAS LIKE, "BARKEEP, GIVE ME A SHOT 22 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:10,530 OF WHOLE MILK. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST LEAVE THE WHOLE CARTON. 23 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:13,800 YEAH, THE BILL PROTECTS ALL MARRIAGES. UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE 24 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,770 COUPLES WHO FEED EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 25 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:20,273 [ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT IVANKA TRUMP AND JARED KUSHNER CUT TIES WITH 26 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:24,511 FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S "LOSING VALUE" AND THEY DON'T NEED HIM ANYMORE 27 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:30,550 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S NOT EVEN UPSET HE'S LIKE, "THE STUDENT HAS 28 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:33,787 BECOME THE MASTER. [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS ARE SO ROUGH IN THE 29 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:38,191 TRUMP FAMILY, EVEN THE ROYAL FAMILY IS LIKE, "YIKES." [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,995 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS TODAY? A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF LAWMAKERS ANNOUNCED A BILL THAT WOULD BAN 31 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:50,003 TIKTOK IN THE U.S. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW GEN Z IS LIKE, "WE 32 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:56,776 RIDE AT DAWN." [ LAUGHTER ] CRITICS OF TIKTOK WORRY THAT 33 00:02:56,776 --> 00:03:01,247 THE APP IS GIVING AMERICAN SECRETS TO THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT 34 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:04,517 PRETTY SCARY APPARENTLY, CHINA HAS ALREADY MASTERED THE "WEDNESDAY" DANCE 35 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:10,523 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, GET THIS, A TIKTOK FAMOUS PLASTIC SURGEON JUST HAD 36 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,058 HER MEDICAL LICENSE SUSPENDED AFTER SHE WAS ACCUSED OF BOTCHED SURGERIES. 37 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:20,800 SEE, THAT'S WHY I ONLY USE YOUTUBE FAMOUS PLASTIC SURGEONS 38 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,971 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED FOR A COMMENT, SHE SAID, "LOOK, I DON'T SEE THEM 39 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:28,141 AS BOTCHED SURGERIES I LOOK AT THEM AS COOL FILTERS. 40 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,310 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, NEW YORK CITY IS EXPERIENCING HIGH LEVELS OF 41 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:35,915 COVID, FLU, AND RSV IN WHAT HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE CALLING A, QUOTE, "TRIDEMIC." 42 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:38,618 AND PFIZER IS PROMOTING A NEW BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT AGAINST IT 43 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:39,686 BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT AGAINST IT CHECK THIS OUT 44 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,224 EXPERTS RECOMMEND GETTING THE LATEST BOOSTERS FOR COVID, THE 45 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:48,695 FLU, AND RSV BUT AS THE HOLIDAYS APPROACH, WE MIGHT NOT ALL HAVE TIME FOR 46 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:52,966 MULTIPLE APPOINTMENTS. THAT'S WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING THE DESTROYER. 47 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:57,003 JUST ONE QUICK JAB AND YOU'RE PROTECTED FROM COVID, INFLUENZA, RSV, MONKEYPOX, 48 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:02,242 CHICKENPOX, DONKEYPOX, SALMONELLA, E. COLI, G. COLI, EVERY COLI EXCEPT FOR T. COLI. 49 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:06,946 SWIMMER'S EAR, CLIMBER'S NOSE, YOLO, MARCO, POLO, FIRECROTCH, GARTHRITIS, POTENTIAL SPAM 50 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:13,386 CALLS, AND HEMORRHOIDS PFIZER, WHY THE [ BLEEP ] NOT? [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:19,392 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: WOW, INDEED. 52 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:23,563 WOW! >> Jimmy: MULTIPLE INJECTIONS, OH, MY GOODNESS. 53 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:28,868 FIRECROTCH, UNBELIEVABLE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I WANT TO SAY HAPPY 54 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:33,306 BIRTHDAY TO BOB BARKER WHO JUST TURNED 99! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 55 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:37,344 * LOVE YOU, BOB. YOU COULD TELL HE HOSTED "THE 56 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,112 PRICE IS RIGHT" BECAUSE THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU CAN COME TO 100 WITHOUT GOING OVER 57 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:45,518 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SWITCHING GEARS, UBER EATS RELEASED ITS ANNUAL 58 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,954 CRAVINGS REPORT, WHICH REVEALED THE HOTTEST FOOD ORDERING TRENDS OF 2022 59 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:53,093 AND THE TRENDS WERE PRETTY INTERESTING. FOR EXAMPLE, MORE PEOPLE 60 00:04:53,093 --> 00:05:01,601 REQUESTED CELERY JUICE ON WEDNESDAYS >> Tariq: OH 61 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,803 MAN, I ALWAYS ORDERED CELERY JUICE ON WEDNESDAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 62 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,039 ON FRIDAY, THERE'S A SPIKE ON CANNOLI ORDERS >> Tariq: WOW, I GET CANNOLIS, 63 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:09,376 YOU KNOW, EVERY FRIDAY, TOO. THAT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL 64 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:13,413 APPARENTLY, ORDERS OF RANCH DRESSING WENT WAY DOWN >> Tariq: HA 65 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:18,118 SEE, I DIDN'T ORDER ANY RANCH THIS YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:22,589 >> Jimmy: AND THE BIG DRINK CRAZE WAS A NEGRONI SBAGLIATO. >> Tariq: SBAGLIATO, YOU SAY 67 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,658 THOSE ARE GOOD THE ONLY THING BETTER IS A A MARGARITA. 68 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:30,363 IT GOES GREAT WITH A STEAK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT MAKES SENSE 69 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:34,734 I MEAN, THE MOST FREQUENTLY PAIRED FOOD/DRINK COMBO WAS STEAK AND MARGARITA. 70 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:41,374 >> Tariq: HUH. REALLY WHAT ABOUT SATURDAYS 71 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:44,344 I GOT TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO ORDERS TATER TOTS AND SAYS TO HOLD THE - 72 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:50,150 >> Jimmy: SOUR CREAM >> Tariq: DAMMIT * 73 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:54,087 >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT'S WRONG, TARIQ? >> Tariq: NO, IT CAN'T BE. 74 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,691 >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT IS IT >> Tariq: NO WAY, NOT ME 75 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:01,494 >> Jimmy: SAY IT WHAT IS IT, TARIQ? >> Tariq: I THINK I MIGHT BE A 76 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:06,533 A BASIC BITCH. * [ OMINOUS MUSIC 77 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:17,344 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OR YOU'RE 78 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:22,048 A TRENDSETTER. >> Tariq: DAMN RIGHT I AM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,785 * YOU'RE THE BEST AROUN NOTHING'S GONN EVER KEEP YOU DOWN * 80 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:28,688 * YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND * >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, 81 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,690 EVERYONE TARIQ TROTTER. WOW, I WAS WORRIED 82 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:39,332 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND 83 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,735 GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP WITH AN ALARM CLOCK ARE MORE 84 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:46,706 TIRED THAN PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP NATURALLY. ANOTHER REASON PEOPLE WHO USE 85 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:52,545 AN ALARM ARE TIRED -- THEY HAVE JOBS [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:56,816 THIS IS WILD AN OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER WAS FIRED AFTER SENDING THE STAFF 87 00:06:56,816 --> 00:07:00,620 AN AGGRESSIVE WARNING ABOUT MISSING WORK LISTEN TO THIS 88 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:05,692 GARDEN MANAGER IN KANSAS TO EMPLOYEES. "WE ARE NO LONGER TOLERATING 89 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:09,162 ANY EXCUSE FOR CALLING OFF IF YOU ARE SICK, YOU NEED TO COME PROVE IT TO US. 90 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,198 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOUR DOG DIED, YOU NEED TO BRING HIM IN AND PROVE IT TO 91 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:19,339 US." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOOD NEWS THOUGH, 92 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:22,275 TODAY SHE WAS HIRED TO BE THE HEAD OF HR AT TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,680 GOOD NEWS. YEAH, IT ALL WORKS OUT AND FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY 94 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,682 FOUR SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT 95 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:32,218 BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF 96 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:36,356 IT'S TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS HERE WE GO 97 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:38,358 * 98 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:42,929 * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 4 DAYS LEFT * 99 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,498 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE 100 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,300 LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A BOOM-BASTIC CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS 101 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:52,072 CABINET. SINCE THERE ARE FOUR SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 102 00:07:52,072 --> 00:08:00,313 FOUR [ DRUMROLL ] YUP. 103 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,749 GO FOR IT. WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:11,791 * WHOO CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS? 105 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:21,468 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD. NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME 106 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:25,238 WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER 107 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,806 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL 108 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:32,679 PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] WHO WANTS A SWEATER? 109 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,648 IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO IS SITTING AT 430? 110 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:44,824 * YEAH COME ON, BUD 111 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:50,730 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY! 112 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,566 * COME ON OVER YOU'RE OVER THERE. 113 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,736 NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER JUST OVER THERE. HEY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 114 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,673 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> GIOVANNI. CINCINNATI, OHIO 115 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,207 >> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, CINCINNATI, OHIO 116 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:06,579 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE BEEN TO CINCINNATI WHEN IT'S COLD. 117 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:10,817 AND MAN, OH MAN, NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE PASTA WITH CHILI ON IT, RIGHT? 118 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:13,687 >> SKYLINE >> Jimmy: YEAH, SKYLINE, EXACTLY. 119 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,221 AND I GO THERE AND I HAVE TO WEAR A SWEATER BECAUSE IT'S SO COLD 120 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,058 DO YOU HAVE A SWEATER LIKE THIS >> I DO NOT. 121 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,226 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW YOU DO 122 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,095 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON FOR EVERYONE >> I WOULD LOVE TO 123 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,831 >> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO, BUD CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS ] 124 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:28,101 * THIS WOULD BE PERFECT. GO TO SKYLINE -- LOOK AT THIS. 125 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:34,107 WOW. OH MY GOSH, IT'S SUBTLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,076 IT'S SO GOOD IT LOOKS GOOD. LOOK AT YOU. 127 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:40,046 COME ON, LOOK AT HIM THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN. 128 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:46,453 IT LOOKS GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS. 129 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,888 GIVE IT UP FOR OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE. ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 130 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,724 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TAKE YOU TO YOUR SEAT OVER THERE. 131 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,592 THANK YOU. * [ APPLAUSE ] 132 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,227 THAT IS AWESOME. FANTASTIC. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT 133 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:58,164 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M IN THE GIVING SPIRIT [ CHEERS ] 134 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,667 I MEAN, WHY -- WHY DOES JUST ONE PERSON GET A GIFT? WHY CAN'T EVERYONE IN THE 135 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:06,573 AUDIENCE GET A GIFT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 136 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:10,377 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" STOCKING STUFFERS. HERE WE GO 137 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,015 * IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFER * * IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW 138 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:21,121 STOCKING STUFFER STOCKING STUFFER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,190 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP ON THIS GIVEAWAY SHE IS THE HOST OF THE HIT SHOW 140 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:29,729 "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DREW BARRYMORE 141 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:35,769 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:45,045 >> HI, GUYS! >> Jimmy: OH, LA LA! OH, LOOK AT -- OH, MY. 143 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:52,152 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS -- COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU 144 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:56,523 DREW DREW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:56,523 --> 00:11:02,228 DREW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> HI! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 146 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,831 BEING HERE >> OH, YOU ALL LOOK SO LOVELY. >> Jimmy: THEY LOOK GOOD, 147 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,567 RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 148 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,637 >> OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS 149 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:15,342 >> Jimmy: HAPPY HOLIDAYS, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 150 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:19,079 DREW, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> OF COURSE, JIMMY. 151 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,448 >> Jimmy: YES. WE ARE ABOUT TO GIVE THEM A STOCKING STUFFER TONIGHT 152 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,383 >> WELL -- I ACTUALLY HOPE THAT YOUR STOCKING IS VERY LARGE AND CAPABLE OF BEING STUFFED WITH 153 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:28,355 THE ITEM THAT I HAVE >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:35,228 WOW. WOW. * 155 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:39,499 I UNDERSTAND THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WOW. 156 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,569 >> I'M JUST SAYING IT MIGHT BE BIGGER THAN A STOCKING >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 157 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,739 HEY. EVERYONE IN TONIGHT'S STUDIO AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH 158 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,341 THIS TONIGHT SO, NO NEED TO CHECK UNDER YOUR SEAT 159 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,343 EVERYONE'S GETTING IT. >> THAT'S RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 160 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:55,882 EVERYONE IS GETTING IT >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, YOU'RE ALL GOING HOME WITH -- 161 00:11:55,882 --> 00:12:00,387 A NEW BEAUTIFUL SIX QUART DIGITAL AIR FRYER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 162 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,556 * >> Steve: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY AND DREW 163 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,059 THE BEAUTIFUL SIX QUART DIGITAL AIR FRYER BY DREW BARRYMORE IS SOLD EXCLUSIVELY AT WALMART AND 164 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,827 COMBINES HIGH PERFORMANCE WITH AN ELEGANT DESIGN THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ON YOUR KITCHEN 165 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:16,069 COUNTER. BACK TO YOU, JIMMY AND DREW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 166 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,607 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DREW BARRYMORE CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR 167 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,777 "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW." * WE LOVE YOU, COME ON 168 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:27,280 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 169 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:34,688 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 170 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:38,425 >> Jimmy: WETWEET, HERE WE GO. DID THE BLACK EYED PEAS END UP HAVING A GOOD NIGHT OR WAS IT 171 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,461 JUST A FEELING [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS 172 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:45,165 I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS DRUMROLL ON THIS ONE THE AUDIENCE IS GIVING ME 173 00:12:49,169 --> 00:13:10,523 OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE 174 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,059 CAN WE JUST GET A SHOT OF OUR SWEATER WINNER IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE DARK? 175 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:16,062 DON'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON THAT'S PERFECT, NO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 176 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,964 YOU CAN FIND HIM YOU CAN FIND HIM IF YOU LOOK FOR HIM, YOU FIND 177 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,901 HIM. YOU SEE WHERE HE IS. GUYS - 178 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,739 HE'S NOT DISTRACTING AT ALL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. 179 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,541 GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO 180 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,511 WETWEET * 181 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:37,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO WETWEET THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP 182 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,154 DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE 183 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,090 DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE EACH ONE. 184 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:48,128 YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YOU SEE THEM THERE 185 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,097 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 186 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,467 WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU ALL HAVE YOUR CLICKERS TOO? 187 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,203 >> Steve: READY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO SEE WHICH ONE GETS THE 188 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,173 MOST LIKES, THEN WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT SO THAT EVERYONE AT HOME CAN "WETWEET" IT 189 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,443 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AH >> Jimmy: IT'S SHARED 190 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,512 EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU GUYS READY 191 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,914 I THINK -- I REALLY -- I THINK THIS FIRST ONE'S GOT A LOT OF POTENTIAL. 192 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,883 >> Steve: YOU THINK THIS ONE'S THE ONE? >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE 193 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,285 MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME THE FIRST ONE MIGHT BE THE ONE >> Tariq: NAH, NAH, I BEG TO 194 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,688 DIFFER I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HEAR IT [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,256 >> Jimmy: NO, WE SWITCH IT -- WE DON'T GO LIKE THAT. WE DON'T GO IN ORDER OF 196 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,858 FUNNIEST >> Steve: NO IT'S JUST, YOU GO. 197 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,727 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE ONE. >> Tariq: OKAY, YOU -- PROVE 198 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,462 IT BRING IT IN. PROVE IT 199 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,564 >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT THE AUDIENCE HAS TO VOTE FOR 200 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,399 IT >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WETWEET. 201 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,803 HERE WE GO THE FIRST TWEET IS, "BE HONEST, IF YOU NAME A BABY 202 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:35,675 EBENEZER SCROOGE YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE A BIT OF A JERK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 203 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:40,613 EBENEZER SCROOGE IS THE NAME OF YOUR CHILD I MEAN, HE'S GOING TO HAVE A 204 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,083 A LITTLE CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER. >> Steve: HE'S GONNA HAVE AN ATTITUDE 205 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,185 >> Jimmy: HE'S GONNA HAVE A LITTLE CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER. LIKE, "THIS IS MY SON. 206 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,921 "HEY, MR. SCROOGE, WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR KID? "OH, EBENEZER SCROOGE. 207 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:53,093 OKAY, HERE WE GO THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 208 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,594 ALL RIGHT. WOW. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 209 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,664 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Tariq: WOW. 210 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,834 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH THAT'S A LITTL - 211 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,136 93 TO 90 >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN, VERY, VERY HONEST 212 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,840 AUDIENCE >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,877 I'M GONNA SAY THEY DID NOT CARE FOR IT >> Jimmy: THEY DID NOT CARE FOR 214 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,746 THAT ONE >> Steve: NOT ONE BIT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 215 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,581 >> Jimmy: THAT WON'T BE THE TWEET, I DON'T THINK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 216 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,583 >> Steve: I HOPE NOT >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> Steve: IT MIGHT BE. 217 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,551 >> Jimmy: NO, WELL, IT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,054 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. THIS NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "THE ONLY TIME I GET STAGE FRIGHT IS 219 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:25,859 WHEN I'M ASKED TO SHUFFLE A DECK OF CARDS. * 220 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:29,929 I DON'T LIKE THAT. >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S MORE -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO DO 221 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:34,501 IT I GO -- 'CAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN DO THE THAT. 222 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:38,872 AND THE TRICK, AND THE THING I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T EVEN DO" -- EVEN IN UNO, I'M LIKE, "SOMEONE 223 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,508 ELSE SHUFFLE, PLEASE." >> Steve: AUTOMATIC SHUFFLERS. >> Jimmy: YOU BUY AN AUTOMATIC 224 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,476 SHUFFLER >> Steve: YEAH LIKE, 18 GRAND 225 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,413 >> Jimmy: MR. FANCY PANTS. >> Steve: OH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 226 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,915 20, 30 GRAND YOU SPEND ON A SHUFFLER >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 227 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,784 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. [ DRUM ROLL 228 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,753 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. 229 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,156 >> Tariq: I WAS ONE OF THOSE THUMBS DOWN. >> Steve: YOU'RE ONE OF THE 230 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,324 NO'S >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE -- PEOPLE CAN SHUFFLE CARDS 231 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,627 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WELL, THAT FIRST ONE MIGHT BE 232 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,829 THE WINNER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH 233 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,764 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE HERE, "IF YOU KNOW FOUR OR MORE SONGS BY COUNTING CROWS, YOU'RE 234 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,400 EITHER DEPRESSED OR IN THE BAND." [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:13,039 * THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> Steve: THEY'RE A LOVELY 236 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,042 GROUP. >> Jimmy: I MEAN - >> Steve: THOSE SONGS ARE 237 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,646 A LITTLE - >> Jimmy: I KNOW UP TO THREE SONGS FROM THOSE GUYS. 238 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,683 >> Steve: YEAH, BUT DO YOU KNOW FOUR >> Jimmy: I DON'T BELIEVE -- 239 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,086 I CAN'T SING ALL THE WORDS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: NO ONE KNOWS FOUR. 240 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:30,056 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 241 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,193 ONE. [ DRUM ROLL WHOA 242 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:38,331 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: WOW, TAKING THE LEAD 243 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:43,903 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,106 >> Jimmy: THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ONE. >> Steve: PLEASE 245 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,809 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ONE. 246 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,778 ALL RIGHT. >> Questlove: NO, THAT GOTTA BE THE ONE. 247 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,314 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> Steve: OH 248 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,216 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "I BET AS SOON AS SANTA LEAVES, MRS. CLAUS IS LIKE, 'FINALLY, 249 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,219 THE HOUSE TO MYSELF.'" [ CHEERS ] "FINALLY." 250 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:05,025 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: YEP, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE. 251 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,061 I FEEL LIKE THE AUDIENCE MADE THEIR DECISION QUICK ON THIS ONE. 252 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,364 >> Steve: YEAH THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN >> Jimmy: AS SOON AS I SAID IT, 253 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,199 WE CUT TO THE AUDIENCE AND EVERYONE WAS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE - 254 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,602 >> Steve: THEY WERE LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY MADE THEIR 255 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,704 DECISION >> Steve: YEAH, THEY SAID NO WELL, MAYBE THEY DIDN'T. 256 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,539 HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE IF THEY SAID YES, THEY'D STILL BE 257 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,042 LAUGHING >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,810 >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW THEY'RE JUST - THEY'RE NO'S 259 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,312 LET'S SEE, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE OH, NOT BAD, HEY 260 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,948 * >> Steve: NOT BAD. NOT BAD. 261 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,451 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL LAUGHING AT - >> Steve: YEAH 262 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,553 >> Tariq: THAT'S MY FIRST -- THAT'S MY FIRST NO [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,924 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Tariq: THAT COUNTING CROWS JOKE GOTTA WIN 264 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,326 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE -- 265 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,295 THIS LAST ONE HERE SAYS, "DID THE BLACK EYED PEAS END UP HAVING A GOOD NIGHT, OR WAS IT 266 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,231 JUST A FEELING?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 267 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,634 >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. * WE GOT THE WINNER HERE 268 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,070 >> Steve: THAT'S GOTTA BE THE WINNER >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S GOTTA 269 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,339 BE COME ON. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S -- THAT ONE 270 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,608 PEOPLE ARE NODDING THEIR HEADS >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD FOR THE 271 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,577 HOLIDAYS MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS 272 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,213 DRUM ROLL ON THIS ONE. [ DRUM ROLL THE AUDIENCE IS GIVING ME 273 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:04,484 A DRUM ROLL AS WELL. [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: COME ON. 274 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,021 WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS! 275 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,924 OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 276 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:18,465 [ BELL DINGS ] * IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS OUR 277 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:22,402 WINNER I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK 278 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:26,573 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY 279 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,742 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STANLEY TUCCI, EVERYBODY 280 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:31,144 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU. 281 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:37,584 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: CHEERS 282 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,320 LET'S TRY THIS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SEE HOW IT TASTES. 283 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,822 >> Jimmy: SEE HOW IT TASTES. ME AND STANLEY TUCCI TRYING A NEGRONI SBAGLIATO WITH 284 00:18:47,460 --> 00:19:00,507 >> I'D BUT THAT FOR A DOLLAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 285 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,343 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING AND OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS 286 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,746 IN THE NEW MOVIE, "WHITNEY HOUSTON: I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY," WHICH IS IN 287 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:15,021 THEATERS DECEMBER 23rd EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME STANLEY TUCCI. 288 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:36,142 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 289 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,313 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I AGREE. COME ON. 290 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,482 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME NEW YORK 291 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,118 LOVE FOR STANLEY TUCCI >> WOW, WOW. >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 292 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,520 I AM SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. YOU LOOK SHARP AS ALWAYS >> THANK YOU, LIKEWISE 293 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,357 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I AM SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK FOR A A LONG TIME. 294 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,425 I'VE KNOWN YOU AND I'VE ALWAYS RUN INTO YOU YOU'RE ALWAYS A NICE GUY TO ME 295 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,929 AND EVERYTHING AND I GOT TO SAY, YOU DID THIS "SEARCHING FOR ITALY" -- 296 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:58,131 >> YES >> Jimmy: "-- STANLEY TUCCI" ON CNN. 297 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:03,470 I LOVED IT SO MUCH I FREAKED OUT. I -- IT'S -- I WANT TO GET INTO 298 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:09,042 ALL OF THE DETAILS BUT I LOVED EVERYTHING I LOVED THE EPISODE WITH THE 299 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,578 HAILSTORM. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN EVERYONE WAS 300 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,213 LOCKED IN. >> YEAH, YEAH. YEAH 301 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,515 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN, I FELT INSPIRED I FELT LIKE I BECAME, LIKE, 302 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,250 INSPIRED I SHOULD BE A CHEF >> YEAH. 303 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,885 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND I -- I FELT LIKE, "IF STANLEY IS TELLING ME WHAT 304 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,754 TO DO -- " I THOUGHT THROUGH THE TV, YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, SAYING 305 00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:23,490 "JIMMY, GO OUT AND MAKE A PIZZA YOURSELF." >> YES, YEAH 306 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,891 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: DON'T JUST MICROWAVE 307 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,627 A PIZZA, GO MAKE IT YOURSELF >> YES, DO IT YOURSELF >> Jimmy: SO, I DID IT 308 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:33,333 AND I DID IT, I MADE IT. I WAS INSPIRED I PUT IT ON -- ON YOUTUBE. 309 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,936 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND I -- BECAUSE I WAS INSPIRED 310 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,805 I WANTED TO SHOW OTHER PEOPLE HOW -- THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO IT 311 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,874 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, JIMMY KIMMEL -- 312 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:43,043 >> YES >> Jimmy: WHO REALLY KNOWS A A LOT ABOUT PIZZA. 313 00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,811 >> YES >> Jimmy: JUST DESTROYED MY VIDEO. 314 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,780 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 315 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,948 HE'S -- HE'S TOUGH HE'S TOUGH >> Jimmy: HE -- NO, HE REALLY 316 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,351 KNOWS HIS PIZZA, BY THE WAY. AND HE WAS JUST LIKE - HE EMAILED ME BEFORE HE DID IT 317 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,420 HE GOES, "DUDE, WHAT I GOT TO RESPONSE TO THIS THING. 318 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,855 THIS IS INSANE." AND I GO -- BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, I WAS ROLLING IT -- 319 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,691 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WITH A ROLLER >> YEAH. 320 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,793 >> Jimmy: AND HE SAID, "DON'T EVER DO THAT." >> NO. 321 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,494 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I DIDN'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 322 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,829 >> NO -- YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS JUST 323 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,065 EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I COULD EVER MAKE. >> BUT HE'S -- BUT HE'S, SORT 324 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,067 OF, BEYOND HE'S NOT -- I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT NORMAL, IS 325 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,635 HE >> I'VE EATEN PIZZA AT HIS HOUSE. 326 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,905 >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S - >> AND IT'S -- IT'S INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: NO, HE TAKES IT TO 327 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:15,642 THE NEXT LEVEL >> NO, AND I CAN'T MAKE PIZZA LIKE THAT. 328 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,478 NO, HE'S -- I'M NOT KIDDING. HE REALLY IS AMAZING >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU 329 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,414 INADVERTENTLY RESTARTED THE "LATE NIGHT" WARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:25,685 THAT'S JUST IT, JUST BY THAT PIZZA THING. >> YEAH. 331 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,154 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I -- I SAW 332 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,823 THIS - >> I FELT THERE WAS SOMETHING LACKING. 333 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,225 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. YOU'RE ALWAYS -- YOU'RE ALWAYS SPICING UP LIFE. 334 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:35,395 >> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 335 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:40,667 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'VE INSPIRED PEOPLE TO -- TO TRAVEL AND TO 336 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,103 COOK IT'S A BIG DEAL. IN ITALY, I'VE READ OF THESE 337 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,239 ARTICLES WHERE PEOPLE ARE HAVING STANLEY TUCCI TOURS >> YEAH. 338 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,674 YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT MUST FEEL GOOD, RIGHT? 339 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,943 >> YEAH, IT FEELS GREAT. I MEAN, I'D LOVE A PIECE OF THE ACTION 340 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:52,012 YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 341 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:53,780 >> BUT NO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT 342 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,216 >> NO, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT NO, BUT IT'S WONDERFUL IT -- WELL, YOU KNOW, LOOK, 343 00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:57,851 WHEN THE SHOW CAME OUT, WE WERE -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS DURING, YOU KNOW, THE PANDEMIC 344 00:21:57,851 --> 00:22:00,620 >> Jimmy: SURE, OF COURSE. >> DURING LOCKDOWN SO, WE HAD A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, 345 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:04,924 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND PEOPLE WERE DESPERATE TO 346 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,659 GET OUT. AND THEY, SORT OF, LIVED VICARIOUSLY THROUGH US 347 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:11,598 >> Jimmy: YOU WON TWO EMMYS FOR IT >> YES 348 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,767 >> Jimmy: FOR "SEARCHING FOR ITALY," TWO EMMYS. >> YES, YES. 349 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,736 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. >> Jimmy: WELL DESERVED. 350 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,138 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 351 00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:21,641 >> Jimmy: WILL THERE BE A SEASON THREE >> YES, I HOPE THERE WILL BE 352 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,077 UNFORTUNATELY, CNN HAS CANCELED ALL OF THEIR ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING, SO HOPEFULLY, 353 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:29,082 WE'LL END UP ON ANOTHER STREAMER, NETWORK. WE DON'T KNOW. 354 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:34,654 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> BUT YES, I HAVE PLANS TO DO A SEASON THREE AND MORE. 355 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:39,592 >> Jimmy: SO, "SEARCHING FOR ITALY" IS SEARCHING FOR A NEW NETWORK. 356 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:44,497 >> SEARCHING -- SEARCHING FOR A NETWORK. [ LAUGHTER ] 357 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:51,938 YEAH, YEAH NOT AS APPETIZING. >> Jimmy: NO, NO 358 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,441 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT. AND THEN, I LOVE THAT. 359 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,643 AND THEN YOU ALSO POSTED SOMETHING ON INSTAGRAM >> YEAH. 360 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,611 >> Jimmy: OF YOU MAKING A COCKTAIL A NEGRONI. 361 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,246 AND IT WENT VIRAL BEYOND BELIEF >> YES, I KNOW 362 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,082 >> Jimmy: YOU -- YEAH, AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS -- THIS IS EVERYTHING 363 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:06,453 STANLEY TUCCI IS OWNING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. WE LOVED IT. 364 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:09,322 IT WAS SO GOOD I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GO THAT -- 365 00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:13,360 >> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: NO YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT FOR FUN? 366 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,662 >> NO, I DID IT -- I DID IT BECAUSE -- I DID IT FOR MY AGENCY IN ENGLAND, 367 00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:19,699 CURTIS BROWN MY WIFE WORKS THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 368 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,101 >> AND SHE SAID, "MAKE A A COCKTAIL FOR RAY DURING LOCKDOWN 369 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:24,170 IT'D BE REALLY NICE. AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE, CHEER THEM UP. 370 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,507 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I DID THAT. AND THEN SHE SAID, "WELL, PUT 371 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,909 IT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM." YOU KNOW AND THEN SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO 372 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,845 DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I DID IT. 373 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,780 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN THAT HAPPENED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 374 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,216 >> AND THEN CHRIS EVANS TWEETED IT OR RE-SOMETHING-ED IT >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 375 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:37,884 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEN IT WENT COMPLETELY CRAZY. 376 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,153 >> Jimmy: YEAH, CHRIS EVANS, THAT'S RIGHT HE LOOKED INTO - 377 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,989 YEAH, OF COURSE. >> CHRIS EVANS ANYTHING HE TOUCHES, YEAH. 378 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:46,893 >> Jimmy: TURNS TO GOLD, YEAH. >> IT'S TRUE, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT THE BIG, HOT 379 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,195 DRINK NOW IS NEGRONI SBAGLIATOS >> SBAGLIATO, YES. 380 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,398 >> Jimmy: SBAGLIATO, WITH PROSECCO IN IT >> I'VE HEARD OF THOSE, YES. 381 00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:53,266 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S ALL OVER TIKTOK >> YEAH. 382 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,668 >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T -- I JUST -- I HAVE TWO MADE HERE TONIGHT. 383 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:57,203 >> OH, WOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I DID NOT MAKE THESE 384 00:23:57,203 --> 00:24:00,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THOUGHT, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A TASTE TEST 385 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:03,309 'CAUSE WHEN YOU DO A NEGRONI, JUST -- YOU DO A NORMAL NEGRONI. 386 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:07,480 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I DO, I DO. BUT I -- I LIKE MINE UP, AS 387 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,883 OPPOSED TO ON THE ROCKS, THE NEGRONI. BUT YOU WOULDN'T NECESSARILY DO 388 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,619 THAT WITH THIS >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY >> YEAH. 389 00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,254 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT CHEERS LET'S TRY THIS 390 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:15,789 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SEE HOW IT TASTES 391 00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:20,160 ME AND STANLEY TUCCI TRYING A NEGRONI SBAGLIATO WITH PROSECCO IN IT 392 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:26,266 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR 393 00:24:26,266 --> 00:24:30,303 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, THAT'S -- 394 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:34,908 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY TASTY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S NICE 395 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,310 IT WANTS -- >> Jimmy: IT TASTES A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE-Y TO ME. 396 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,380 >> IT'S A LITTLE TOO CHAMPEGNE-Y. >> Jimmy: PROSECCO-Y 397 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,449 YEAH >> PROSECCO-Y, YEAH. IT SHOULD A LITTLE MORE OF THE 398 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:44,751 HARDER ALCOHOLS IN IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> YEAH, I THINK SO. 399 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,753 >> Jimmy: I AGREE. I THINK, YEAH. >> IT REALLY JUST NEEDS, LIKE, 400 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,788 A LITTLE -- IT NEEDS TO BE GRACED WITH IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 401 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,657 I THINK CHEERS, BUT THIS IS -- I'M GOING TO GO WITH ORIGINAL STANLEY TUCCI NEGRONI. 402 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:54,594 YEAH, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO -- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD GO WITH 403 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:59,532 THIS CAME OUT. THIS WENT VIRAL. AND THEN, HERE YOU GO ON THE 404 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,801 LIST YOU'RE ONE OF THE SEXIEST BALD MEN ON THE PLANET. 405 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:06,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND -- >> YEAH. 406 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:09,876 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO NUMBER TWO 407 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:13,613 AND IF YOU COULD -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M -- I'M UNDERNEATH -- 408 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,682 >> Jimmy: BARELY, BARELY >> BARELY. >> Jimmy: BARELY 409 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:21,454 >> 6.3, YEAH >> Jimmy: BARELY THERE, YEAH BUT YEAH, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT 410 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,423 YEAR, BUD. >> RIGHT, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR 411 00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:25,291 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW 412 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:28,695 >> YEAH, OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE WHITNEY HOUSTON 413 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:34,601 MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GOSH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL 414 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:37,871 IT'S HEARTBREAKING BUT YOU PLAY A LEGENDARY PRODUCER - 415 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,839 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: RECORD LEGEND CLIVE DAVIS. 416 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,808 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO DISCOVERED WHITNEY HOUSTON. 417 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,777 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO IS A ACTUAL LIVING REAL PERSON 418 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,612 >> YES, STILL. >> Jimmy: IS IT HARD TO PLAY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY NEXT TO 419 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,714 YOU AND GO LIKE, "OH, THAT'S REALLY - THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT" 420 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,883 >> NO, LUCKILY - NO, LUCKILY, HE WASN'T ON THE SET WHEN I WAS FILMING 421 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,519 >> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD >> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 422 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,621 >> -- DISCONCERTING. HE WAS -- I TALKED TO HIM. I SAW THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT 423 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:56,556 HIM. I READ HIS BOOK. AND THEN WE HAD A ZOOM CALL. 424 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,758 I WAS FILMING IN TURIN I WAS DOING THE EPISODE OF PIMONTE. 425 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:05,198 AND HE -- WE TALKED FOR AN HOUR, AND HE WAS AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH 426 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:07,167 >> AND THEN I MET HIM FOR, LIKE, A HALF HOUR BEFORE -- LIKE, TWO DAYS BEFORE I STARTED 427 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:10,236 FILMING. AND HE WAS NOTHING BUT GENEROUS AND KIND 428 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,940 AND HE'S FASCINATING WE LISTENED TO -- THE MUSIC WE LISTEN TO TODAY, ONE OF THE 429 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:20,280 REASONS IS BECAUSE OF HIM. >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S AMAZING. 430 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:25,752 AND THIS IS A GUY WHO WAS A LAWYER AND ENDED UP IN THIS JOB, SORT 431 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,054 OF, BY HAPPENSTANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND AS IT TURNS OUT, HE'S 432 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,457 NOT A SINGER HE'S NOT A MUSICIAN. HE'S NOT A -- IT TURNS OUT HE 433 00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:32,726 JUST HAS THIS INCREDIBLE EAR >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- THAT NOW HAS INFORMED ALL 434 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:35,362 OF OUR EARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT >> YEAH. 435 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:38,865 >> Jimmy: AND WHO'S PLAYING WHITNEY HOUSTON AGAIN? >> NAOMI ACKIE 436 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,167 THIS WOMAN IS -- THIS IS AN EXTRAORDINARY ACTRESS. >> Jimmy: NAOMI ACKIE. 437 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,403 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S STANLEY TUCCI IN 438 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:47,073 "WHITNEY HOUSTON: I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 439 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:59,319 * HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE'S THINKING OF ME I TRY TO PHONE 440 00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:01,821 BUT I'M TOO SHY * >> MAYBE * CAN'T SPEAK * 441 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:07,027 >> MAYBE WHY? * FALLING IN LOVE 442 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:09,129 IS SO BITTERSWEET* * HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES M 443 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:16,236 I SAY A PRAYER WIT EVERY HEARTBEAT * >> I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH 444 00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:18,204 THE CHORUS GO UP A KEY THERE, GET MORE OUT OF IT. 445 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:22,475 >> YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT A REASON TO -- TO DO A SONG. IT'S GOTTA HAVE A HOOK 446 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:27,380 >> A HOOK? >> YEAH. >> I'LL GIVE IT A HOOK 447 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,516 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL GIVE IT A A HOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 448 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:33,053 STANLEY TUCCI, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY 449 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:36,589 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "WHITNEY HOUSTON: I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" IS 450 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:42,595 IN THEATERS DECEMBER 23rd. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL CHE AND SEAN PATTON. 451 00:27:42,595 --> 00:28:04,017 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 452 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:10,290 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO VERY FUNNY COMEDIANS ONE IS THE CO-ANCHOR OF 453 00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,592 "WEEKEND UPDATE" ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." THE OTHER HAS A NEW STAND-UP 454 00:28:12,592 --> 00:28:17,063 SPECIAL CALLED "SEAN PATTON: NUMBER ONE," STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK. 455 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:22,602 PEACOCK. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL CHE AND SEAN PATTON. 456 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:36,616 * 457 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:38,485 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, BUD, COME ON. >> HELLO 458 00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:40,353 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON. 459 00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:42,622 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME AND MICHAEL. 460 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:45,158 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS. SEAN, YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOUR 461 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,227 NETWORK TV DEBUT ON "LATE NIGHT," WHEN I HOSTED "LATE NIGHT. 462 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:51,498 >> I DID RIGHT HERE SO -- FEBRUARY 5th, 2010 463 00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:54,534 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY YOU REMEMBER THE DATE? >> I'M VERY GOOD WITH DATES. 464 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:57,270 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THE DATE >> SO, TWO DAYS LATER ON 465 00:28:57,270 --> 00:29:02,409 FEBRUARY 7th, 2010, THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, HOMETOWN TEAM, WON THE SUPER BOWL 466 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:07,681 >> Jimmy: AH, IT'S BIG DEAL. >> SO MY APPEARANCE ON "LATE NIGHT" WAS IMMEDIATELY 467 00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:12,052 FORGOTTEN BY EVERYONE IN MY LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:16,523 EVERYONE IN MY HOMETOWN. I STOOD RIGHT THERE, AND AT THE END OF MY SET WENT "WHO DAT? 469 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:19,359 THE BATTLE CRY - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- OF THE NEW ORLEANS 470 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:21,327 SAINTS, NO ONE REMEMBERED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 471 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:25,598 WELL, HERE YOU ARE NOW >> IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK >> Jimmy: MICHAEL, IT'S ALWAYS 472 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:29,035 GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY "SNL" WAS GREAT, BY THE WAY, WITH STEVE MARTIN LAST WEEKEND 473 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,838 AND MARTIN SHORT >> OH, MAN, WASN'T THAT CRAZY? >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT 474 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:33,473 EPISODE. THIS WEEK YOU HAVE AUSTIN BUTLER AND LIZZO. 475 00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:36,209 >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE A 476 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,611 A GREAT SHOW >> IT'S THE CHRISTMAS SHOW IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE. 477 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:41,781 >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. YOU PRODUCED SEAN'S SPECIAL. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO DO 478 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:45,585 A SPECIAL TOGETHER >> WELL, SEAN IS BEING A LITTLE BIT HUMBLE RIGHT NOW 479 00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:48,755 BUT HE ALWAYS, KIND OF, HAD THIS REPUTATION IN NEW YORK CITY. 480 00:29:48,755 --> 00:29:51,291 ANYBODY THAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS NEW YORK CITY CON, WE ALWAYS -- HE ALWAYS HAD A REPUTATION OF 481 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:55,328 BEING ONE OF THE KILLERS LIKE, JUST ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE BEASTS AT IT 482 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,731 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY 483 00:29:57,731 --> 00:29:59,466 >> SO, EVERYONE KIND OF KNEW OF HIM, THAT MAYBE EVEN HE DIDN'T KNOW 484 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:05,372 AND I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. >> YOU CAN TELL HOW COMFORTABLE I AM RIGHT NOW HAVING MICHAEL 485 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:10,310 SAY ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH I APPRECIATE IT. YEAH, THAT -- THANK YOU. 486 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,178 >> BUT I ALWAYS ASKED HIM, I WAS LIKE, "MAN, I WOULD LOVE TO DO A SPECIAL WITH YOU. 487 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,215 AND HE STARTED PRODUCING -- HE ALREADY PRODUCED ONE WITH 800 POUND GORILLA, RIGHT 488 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:19,052 >> 800 POUND GORILLA, YEAH >> AND HE WAS LIKE, "MAN, I WOULD TO, YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU 489 00:30:19,052 --> 00:30:23,957 KIND OF WALK THIS IN." AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY ON BOARD. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 490 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:30,196 IS THAT WHAT YOU - >> THIS FEELS LIKE WE'RE MARRIED. 491 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,165 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW YOU 492 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:34,034 REMEMBER IT? >> I MEAN IT'S -- EH, YOU KNOW CLOSE. 493 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:36,002 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER IT >> SEE, I REMEMBER MORE WE 494 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,738 WOULD -- WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION, LIKE, A FEW YEARS AGO. 495 00:30:38,738 --> 00:30:41,908 I WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO DO A SPECIAL. AND MICHAEL -- WE WERE, YOU 496 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:44,511 KNOW, WE'RE AT THE COMEDY CELLAR YOU'RE HAVING SOME DRINKS. 497 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:50,183 YOU'RE HAVING SOME FUN AND SUDDENLY HE'S LIKE, "I'M DOING IT 498 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:55,021 I'M PRODUCING YOUR SPECIAL." I SAY, "GREAT, LET'S DO IT I'M DOING IT, AND I'M RUNNING 499 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,756 THE HOUR NEXT WEEK AT THE -- COME SEE IT. AND HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. 500 00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:59,826 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT BUSY MAN, YOU KNOW I UNDERSTOOD 501 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:02,429 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO BIG DEAL AND THEN I SEE HIM LIKE A MONTH 502 00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:03,963 OR TWO LATER, AND HE'S LIKE, "DON'T WORRY I WANT TO DO IT. 503 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,732 I WANT TO PRODUCE IT." I'M LIKE, "YOU GOT -- LET'S DO IT." 504 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:09,102 AND THEN A PANDEMIC HITS, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: WOW. 505 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:11,604 >> OH, RIGHT YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,273 >> AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THAT HAPPENS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO THAT 507 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:15,675 HAPPENED TOO >> YOU KINDA FORGET EVERY PRIOR OBLIGATION YOU HAD UP TO THAT 508 00:31:15,675 --> 00:31:20,246 POINT. AND THEN FINALLY WE JUST DID IT 509 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:27,587 800 POUND GORILLA CAME TO ME AND SAID, "LET'S DO IT." I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY. 510 00:31:27,587 --> 00:31:29,556 AND THEN ONE NIGHT, I GET A TEXT FROM MY MANAGER WHO'S LIKE, "HEY, I'M TALKING WITH 511 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,725 MICHAEL'S REPS HE'S IN. HE WANTS TO PRODUCE IT." 512 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,660 I'M SO EXCITED AND THEN I SEE YOU A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER AND YOU'RE LIKE, 513 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:36,863 "I'M MAD AT YOU. YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THIS >> YES 514 00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:41,801 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M MAD AT YOU, MAN 515 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:45,939 YOU'RE DOING THIS -- I HEAR YOU'RE DOING A SPECIAL I WANT TO PRODUCE IT." 516 00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:47,474 I'M LIKE, "YOU ARE." [ LAUGHTER ] "I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR 517 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:49,342 ENTIRE --" >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH, YEAH 518 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,644 >> Jimmy: "I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR TEAM. YOU'RE PRODUCING THIS. 519 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:54,481 >> YEAH. "YOU'RE TAKING THIS. WE'RE GOING TO DO IT." 520 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:58,118 AND YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, YUP. SORRY, DONE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?" 521 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:01,154 >> I SAID, "STREAMING. AND YOU GO, "PSSH, GOT IT. AND THEN YOU DID IT. 522 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:03,056 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S-- YEAH, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT 523 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:06,826 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU GOT TO FILM IT -- WHAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL 524 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:13,166 THEATER? >> OH, TIPITINA'S IN NEW ORLEANS. 525 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,669 >> Jimmy: TIPITINA'S >> CLASSIC, OLD -- IT'S LIKE AN AMAZING MUSIC 526 00:32:15,669 --> 00:32:18,071 VENUE IN THE CITY. AND I WANTED TO SHOOT IT IN THE CITY WHERE YOU KNEW IT WAS IN 527 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:21,574 NEW ORLEANS, WITHOUT, YOU KNOW - I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT LIKE, 528 00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:24,878 "HEY, LOOK A MARDI GRAS FLOAT GOING BY," OR LIKE - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE 529 00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,147 TOO -- >> NO, LIKE, "HEY, LOOK, WE'RE ALL EATING PO' BOYS. 530 00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:29,215 AND OH, MY SPECIAL IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU 531 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:32,085 DON'T -- YOU WANT TO KEEP IT SUBTLE >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 532 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:35,088 >> Jimmy: BUT EVEN YOUR -- YOUR ACCENT DID YOU HAVE MORE OF A 533 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:40,827 A NEW ORLEANS ACCENT BEFORE YOU WERE IN THE CITY >> OH, SO I OFTEN GET ACQUIRED 534 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,563 PEOPLE ASK WHERE IS MY NEW ORLEANS ACCENT IT'S -- THE THING YOU'RE 535 00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:46,833 THINKING ABOUT THAT MOST PEOPLE THINK ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO NEW ORLEANS ACCENT, THAT 536 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:52,305 LIKE - "THE OTHER DAY I GOT PULLED OVER BY THE SHERIFF, AND HE WAS 537 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:54,474 IN A BOAT. I SAY, 'SHERIFF, HOW YOU GOT THAT BOAT ON LAND?' HE SAID, 'I 538 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:56,676 AIN'T ON LAND, BOY YOU GOT YOUR DAMN TRUCK IN THE BAYOU AGAIN.'" >> Jimmy: YEAH, 539 00:32:56,676 --> 00:32:58,845 EXACTLY RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE. 540 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:01,281 >> RIGHT, THAT'S A MORE WESTERN LOUISIANA. LIKE, THAT'S LAFAYETTE, YOU 541 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:04,651 KNOW, THIBODAUX. >> I WAS ABOUT TO THROW BEADS AT YOU 542 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:09,055 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK, LIKE, A TRUE -- A TRUE NEW ORLEANS ACCENT 543 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:10,457 SOUNDS FAR MORE LIKE AN ACTUALY -- LIKE A NEW YORK ACCENT 544 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:14,327 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> LIKE IF YOU TOOK, LIKE, THAT NEW YORK GUY WHO'S LIKE, "HEY, 545 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:18,331 YOU KNOW, MOVE IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF MY WAY. 546 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:22,569 WHERE YOU GOING? WHAT DO YOU WANT GET OUT OF MY FACE 547 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:24,671 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I'M GOING MY WAY YOU GO YOURS 548 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:27,841 WHAT?" TAKE THAT GUY, AND GIVE HIM A FEW VALIUM, RIGHT? 549 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:33,747 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ONCE THOSE VALIUM TAKE EFFECT, NOW YOU GOT, LIKE, A 550 00:33:33,747 --> 00:33:37,217 A LEGIT NEW ORLEANS ACCENT JUST SORT OF LIKE, "WHERE YOU GOING? 551 00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:40,086 AH, THAT'S CRAZY I'LL COME. [ LAUGHTER ] 552 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:43,623 YOU KNOW "WHAT YOU DONE?" LIKE A TRUE NEW ORLEANS ACCENT 553 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:50,563 SOUNDS FAR MORE LIKE A SEDATED FIREFIGHTER FROM BROOKLYN. [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:53,199 "OH, THEY GOT A FIRE OVER THERE? AW, THAT'S CRAZY, DUDE 555 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:56,903 OH, I GOT TO FIGHT IT? YEAH, THAT'S A'IGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 556 00:33:56,903 --> 00:34:01,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 557 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,411 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP BY THE WAY, I ALSO WANT TO SAY, I LOVE THE LENGTH OF THIS COMIC 558 00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:07,514 SPECIAL. I APPRECIATE THAT -- >> THANK YOU, YEAH 559 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:11,117 >> Jimmy: -- AS A FAN OF COMEDY SPECIALS AND COMEDIANS THIS IS LIKE AN HOUR AND A 560 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,286 A HALF >> HOUR AND 27 MINUTES, BUT THERE'S A NARRATIVE. 561 00:34:13,286 --> 00:34:15,722 THERE'S A STORY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME QUALITY COMEDY YOU CAN WATCH RIGHT NOW 562 00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:19,626 STREAM ON PEACOCK RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S "SEAN'S SPECIAL: NUMBER 563 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:22,062 HERE'S "SEAN'S SPECIAL: NUMBER ONE. TAKE A LOOK. 564 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:24,130 >> MY PARENTS WERE BORN THE 565 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:28,401 SAME YEAR, NEXT DOOR TO ONE ANOTHER IN THE LOWER 9th THEY GREW UP KNOWING EACH OTHER 566 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,871 SINCE BIRTH. AND THEY STARTED DATING WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 14, OKAY? 567 00:34:31,871 --> 00:34:38,078 AND IT RUINED ME DESTROYED ME [ LAUGHTER ] 568 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:41,948 THEIR RELATIONSHIP TURNED ME INTO A LITTLE ROMANCE BITCH, YOU KNOW 569 00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:45,518 JUST WEEPING ALL THE TIME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE A FATTER VERSION OF CUPID, 570 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:50,690 JUST FIRING HOT DOG DARTS THAT WOULD JUST DEFLECT OFF OF EVERY WOMAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH EVERY 571 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:56,463 48 HOURS YOU UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] 572 00:34:56,463 --> 00:35:00,100 YOU THINK BEING GHOSTED IS BAD TRY NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO HAND-WRITTEN POETRY OVER AND 573 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:05,672 OVER AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 574 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:09,175 YOU THINK THAT'S HARD? MICHAEL CHE, SEAN PATTON, EVERYBODY. 575 00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:11,778 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SEAN PATTON: NUMBER ONE" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK 576 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:16,149 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MUNI LONG, EVERYBODY. 577 00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:40,640 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 578 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,910 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR THREE GRAMMYS INCLUDING BEST NEW ARTIST. 579 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:49,482 PERFORMING "TIME MACHINE," FROM HER ALBUM "PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION," HERE'S MUNI LONG 580 00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:52,085 HER ALBUM "PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION," HERE'S MUNI LONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 581 00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:14,407 * YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH OH YEA 582 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:20,313 EVENTUALLY THE GOOD GIRL MAKE BAD DECISIONS * * LIKE MESSIN 583 00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:25,552 WITH THE BAD BOY WHO LOVE ALL THE WOMEN * * AND THEN SOMEWHER 584 00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:30,390 THERE'S A TRANSITION TURN THE GOOD GIRL INTO BAD WOMEN * 585 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:37,163 * BUT SHE WOULD DO IT OVE IF SHE HAD THREE WISHE SHE IS ME * 586 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:43,837 * ONE I WIS I NEVER FELL IN LOVE TWO I I WISH 587 00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:52,245 I NEVER FELL FOR YOU * * OH THRE IF I JUST HAD ONE MORE WIS 588 00:36:52,245 --> 00:37:01,755 I'D GO BAC AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN * * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE 589 00:37:01,755 --> 00:37:04,824 BABY IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE I WOULD HOP INSIDE MY TIME MACHINE * 590 00:37:04,824 --> 00:37:07,327 * AND REARRANGE HISTORY GET RID OF SOME OF THESE MEMORIES * 591 00:37:07,327 --> 00:37:10,030 * ANYTHING THAT AIN'T SERVIN' ME I WISH I HAD 592 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:14,034 A TIME MACHINE * * GO BACK T WHEN YOU LIED TO M 593 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:19,906 OH I WAS SO SAD * * THAT'S THE DA A GOOD GIRL TURNED BAD * 594 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:22,642 * TRIED TO AC LIKE I AIN'T CAR BUT I WAS BOTHERED * 595 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:26,246 * USHER I HAD IT BA YOU HAD ME CAUGHT UP IT DONE TURNED ME TO A SAVAG 596 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:30,817 LIKE RIHANNA * * UGH I PUT THA ON YOUR FATHER * 597 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:34,421 * WHEN THE SITUATION' SO BAD IF YOU STAY IT'S DISRESPECTFUL * 598 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:41,861 * I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL AND THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO HAR FOR ME TO LET GO OH-OH * 599 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:45,265 * AND THEN SOMEWHER THERE'S A TRANSITION OH YEAH OH YAY * 600 00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:47,567 * TURN THE GOOD GIRLS INTO BAD WOMEN OH-OH YAY * 601 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:54,541 * BUT SHE WOULD DO IT OVE IF SHE HAD THREE WISHE SHE IS ME * 602 00:37:54,541 --> 00:38:01,214 * ONE I WIS I NEVER FELL IN LOVE TWO I I WISH 603 00:38:01,214 --> 00:38:08,855 I NEVER FELL FOR YOU * * OH THRE IF I JUST HAD ONE MORE WIS 604 00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:15,028 I'D GO BAC AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN * * SAID I WISH 605 00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:17,297 I HAD A TIME MACHINE SAID I WISH I * * BABY IF I HAD 606 00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:20,900 A TIME MACHINE YEA I WOULD HOP INSIDE MY TIME MACHINE YEAH * 607 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:24,070 * AND REARRANGE HISTORY GET RID OF SOME OF THESE MEMORIES * 608 00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:26,473 * GET RID O THESE MEMORIES YEA ANYTHING THAT AIN' 609 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:28,875 SERVING ME * * I WISH I HA A TIME MACHINE 610 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:31,044 I WISH I HAD * * GO BACK TO WHEN YOU LIED TO ME 611 00:38:31,044 --> 00:38:36,649 OH I WAS SO SAD * * THAT'S THE DA A GOOD GIRL TURNED BAD * 612 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:50,964 * OH OH YEAH YEAH YEAH I WISH I WIS 613 00:38:50,964 --> 00:39:02,308 I WISH I COULD HAVE IT * * I'D GO I'D GO WHOA YEAH YEE YEE-HE 614 00:39:02,308 --> 00:39:06,012 I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE * * WHERE CAN I GET A 615 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:12,919 I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHIN I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE * 616 00:39:12,919 --> 00:39:18,024 * WHERE THE I GET A TIME MACHINE I WANT A * 617 00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:23,096 * UH-HU UH-HUH AH-AH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 618 00:39:23,096 --> 00:39:26,599 * * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE I HAD TIME MACHINE 619 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:31,938 YEE-HEE * * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE I HAD A TIME MACHINE 620 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:39,913 YEE-HEE * * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE I HAD A TIME MACHINE 621 00:39:39,913 --> 00:39:44,851 WISH I HAD A TIME MACHIN HAD A TIME MACHINE * * 622 00:39:44,851 --> 00:39:48,655 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 623 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:53,593 PHENOMENAL OH, MY GOODNESS. MUNI LONG! 624 00:39:53,593 --> 00:39:56,429 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION" IS OUT NOW 625 00:39:56,429 --> 00:40:00,066 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS PHENOMENAL. 626 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:20,854 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 627 00:40:20,854 --> 00:40:23,857 STANLEY TUCCI, MICHAEL CHE, SEAN PATTON. MUNI LONG, LADIES AND 628 00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:28,962 GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GORGEOUS, THANK YOU. 629 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:33,333 PERFECT. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 630 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,735 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 631 00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:39,339 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE