>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - STANLEY TUCCI.
MICHAEL CHE AND SEAN PATTON. MUSICAL GUEST MUNI LONG. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1765 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR
HOST, JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, WELCOME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
GUYS, WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. ARE YOU EXCITED?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACCORDING TO A SURVEY, DURING THE HOLIDAYS MOST DOG OWNERS
BUY A GIFT FOR THEIR PET YEAH AND THEN THERE'S THE PEOPLE
THAT ARE TOO LAZY TO SHOP AND JUST GIVE THEIR DOG CASH [ LAUGHTER ]
BUYING A GIFT FOR A DOG IS STRESSFUL. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, THERE'S
NOTHING MORE DEPRESSING THAN WATCHING YOUR DOG OPEN A A PRESENT AND FAKE WAGGING ITS
TAIL [ LAUGHTER ] HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED A CEREMONY ON THE SOUTH LAWN TO
SIGN A BILL THAT MANDATES FEDERAL RECOGNITION FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN HE HEARD, MIKE PENCE WAS LIKE, "BARKEEP, GIVE ME A SHOT
OF WHOLE MILK. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST LEAVE THE WHOLE CARTON.
YEAH, THE BILL PROTECTS ALL MARRIAGES. UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
COUPLES WHO FEED EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT IVANKA TRUMP AND JARED KUSHNER CUT TIES WITH
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S "LOSING VALUE" AND THEY DON'T NEED HIM ANYMORE
[ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S NOT EVEN UPSET HE'S LIKE, "THE STUDENT HAS
BECOME THE MASTER. [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS ARE SO ROUGH IN THE
TRUMP FAMILY, EVEN THE ROYAL FAMILY IS LIKE, "YIKES." [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS TODAY? A BIPARTISAN GROUP OF LAWMAKERS ANNOUNCED A BILL THAT WOULD BAN
TIKTOK IN THE U.S. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW GEN Z IS LIKE, "WE
RIDE AT DAWN." [ LAUGHTER ] CRITICS OF TIKTOK WORRY THAT
THE APP IS GIVING AMERICAN SECRETS TO THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
PRETTY SCARY APPARENTLY, CHINA HAS ALREADY MASTERED THE "WEDNESDAY" DANCE
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, GET THIS, A TIKTOK FAMOUS PLASTIC SURGEON JUST HAD
HER MEDICAL LICENSE SUSPENDED AFTER SHE WAS ACCUSED OF BOTCHED SURGERIES.
SEE, THAT'S WHY I ONLY USE YOUTUBE FAMOUS PLASTIC SURGEONS
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED FOR A COMMENT, SHE SAID, "LOOK, I DON'T SEE THEM
AS BOTCHED SURGERIES I LOOK AT THEM AS COOL FILTERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, NEW YORK CITY IS EXPERIENCING HIGH LEVELS OF
COVID, FLU, AND RSV IN WHAT HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE CALLING A, QUOTE, "TRIDEMIC."
AND PFIZER IS PROMOTING A NEW BOOSTER SHOT TO PROTECT AGAINST IT
CHECK THIS OUT
EXPERTS RECOMMEND GETTING THE LATEST BOOSTERS FOR COVID, THE
FLU, AND RSV BUT AS THE HOLIDAYS APPROACH, WE MIGHT NOT ALL HAVE TIME FOR
MULTIPLE APPOINTMENTS. THAT'S WHY WE'RE INTRODUCING THE DESTROYER.
JUST ONE QUICK JAB AND YOU'RE PROTECTED FROM COVID, INFLUENZA, RSV, MONKEYPOX,
CHICKENPOX, DONKEYPOX, SALMONELLA, E. COLI, G. COLI, EVERY COLI EXCEPT FOR T. COLI.
SWIMMER'S EAR, CLIMBER'S NOSE, YOLO, MARCO, POLO, FIRECROTCH, GARTHRITIS, POTENTIAL SPAM
CALLS, AND HEMORRHOIDS PFIZER, WHY THE [ BLEEP ] NOT? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: WOW, INDEED.
WOW! >> Jimmy: MULTIPLE INJECTIONS, OH, MY GOODNESS.
FIRECROTCH, UNBELIEVABLE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I WANT TO SAY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO BOB BARKER WHO JUST TURNED 99! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* LOVE YOU, BOB. YOU COULD TELL HE HOSTED "THE
PRICE IS RIGHT" BECAUSE THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU CAN COME TO 100 WITHOUT GOING OVER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SWITCHING GEARS, UBER EATS RELEASED ITS ANNUAL
CRAVINGS REPORT, WHICH REVEALED THE HOTTEST FOOD ORDERING TRENDS OF 2022
AND THE TRENDS WERE PRETTY INTERESTING. FOR EXAMPLE, MORE PEOPLE
REQUESTED CELERY JUICE ON WEDNESDAYS >> Tariq: OH
MAN, I ALWAYS ORDERED CELERY JUICE ON WEDNESDAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
ON FRIDAY, THERE'S A SPIKE ON CANNOLI ORDERS >> Tariq: WOW, I GET CANNOLIS,
YOU KNOW, EVERY FRIDAY, TOO. THAT'S CRAZY >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL
APPARENTLY, ORDERS OF RANCH DRESSING WENT WAY DOWN >> Tariq: HA
SEE, I DIDN'T ORDER ANY RANCH THIS YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND THE BIG DRINK CRAZE WAS A NEGRONI SBAGLIATO. >> Tariq: SBAGLIATO, YOU SAY
THOSE ARE GOOD THE ONLY THING BETTER IS A A MARGARITA.
IT GOES GREAT WITH A STEAK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT MAKES SENSE
I MEAN, THE MOST FREQUENTLY PAIRED FOOD/DRINK COMBO WAS STEAK AND MARGARITA.
>> Tariq: HUH. REALLY WHAT ABOUT SATURDAYS
I GOT TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO ORDERS TATER TOTS AND SAYS TO HOLD THE -
>> Jimmy: SOUR CREAM >> Tariq: DAMMIT *
>> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT'S WRONG, TARIQ? >> Tariq: NO, IT CAN'T BE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT IS IT >> Tariq: NO WAY, NOT ME
>> Jimmy: SAY IT WHAT IS IT, TARIQ? >> Tariq: I THINK I MIGHT BE A
A BASIC BITCH. * [ OMINOUS MUSIC
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OR YOU'RE
A TRENDSETTER. >> Tariq: DAMN RIGHT I AM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YOU'RE THE BEST AROUN NOTHING'S GONN EVER KEEP YOU DOWN *
* YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND * >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER,
EVERYONE TARIQ TROTTER. WOW, I WAS WORRIED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND
GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP WITH AN ALARM CLOCK ARE MORE
TIRED THAN PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP NATURALLY. ANOTHER REASON PEOPLE WHO USE
AN ALARM ARE TIRED -- THEY HAVE JOBS [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS WILD AN OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER WAS FIRED AFTER SENDING THE STAFF
AN AGGRESSIVE WARNING ABOUT MISSING WORK LISTEN TO THIS
GARDEN MANAGER IN KANSAS TO EMPLOYEES. "WE ARE NO LONGER TOLERATING
ANY EXCUSE FOR CALLING OFF IF YOU ARE SICK, YOU NEED TO COME PROVE IT TO US.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOUR DOG DIED, YOU NEED TO BRING HIM IN AND PROVE IT TO
US." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOOD NEWS THOUGH,
TODAY SHE WAS HIRED TO BE THE HEAD OF HR AT TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
GOOD NEWS. YEAH, IT ALL WORKS OUT AND FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY
FOUR SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT
BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS HERE WE GO
*
* 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 4 DAYS LEFT *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE
LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A BOOM-BASTIC CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS
CABINET. SINCE THERE ARE FOUR SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
FOUR [ DRUMROLL ] YUP.
GO FOR IT. WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHOO CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD. NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME
WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL
PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] WHO WANTS A SWEATER?
IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO IS SITTING AT 430?
* YEAH COME ON, BUD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY!
* COME ON OVER YOU'RE OVER THERE.
NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER JUST OVER THERE. HEY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> GIOVANNI. CINCINNATI, OHIO
>> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, CINCINNATI, OHIO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE BEEN TO CINCINNATI WHEN IT'S COLD.
AND MAN, OH MAN, NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE PASTA WITH CHILI ON IT, RIGHT?
>> SKYLINE >> Jimmy: YEAH, SKYLINE, EXACTLY.
AND I GO THERE AND I HAVE TO WEAR A SWEATER BECAUSE IT'S SO COLD
DO YOU HAVE A SWEATER LIKE THIS >> I DO NOT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW YOU DO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON FOR EVERYONE >> I WOULD LOVE TO
>> Jimmy: HERE YOU GO, BUD CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS ]
* THIS WOULD BE PERFECT. GO TO SKYLINE -- LOOK AT THIS.
WOW. OH MY GOSH, IT'S SUBTLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S SO GOOD IT LOOKS GOOD. LOOK AT YOU.
COME ON, LOOK AT HIM THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN.
IT LOOKS GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS.
GIVE IT UP FOR OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE. ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. TAKE YOU TO YOUR SEAT OVER THERE.
THANK YOU. * [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT IS AWESOME. FANTASTIC. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M IN THE GIVING SPIRIT [ CHEERS ]
I MEAN, WHY -- WHY DOES JUST ONE PERSON GET A GIFT? WHY CAN'T EVERYONE IN THE
AUDIENCE GET A GIFT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" STOCKING STUFFERS. HERE WE GO
* IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFER * * IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW
STOCKING STUFFER STOCKING STUFFER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP ON THIS GIVEAWAY SHE IS THE HOST OF THE HIT SHOW
"THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DREW BARRYMORE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HI, GUYS! >> Jimmy: OH, LA LA! OH, LOOK AT -- OH, MY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS -- COME ON, THEY LOVE YOU
DREW DREW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DREW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> HI! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE >> OH, YOU ALL LOOK SO LOVELY. >> Jimmy: THEY LOOK GOOD,
RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
>> OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS
>> Jimmy: HAPPY HOLIDAYS, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DREW, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> OF COURSE, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: YES. WE ARE ABOUT TO GIVE THEM A STOCKING STUFFER TONIGHT
>> WELL -- I ACTUALLY HOPE THAT YOUR STOCKING IS VERY LARGE AND CAPABLE OF BEING STUFFED WITH
THE ITEM THAT I HAVE >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
WOW. WOW. *
I UNDERSTAND THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WOW.
>> I'M JUST SAYING IT MIGHT BE BIGGER THAN A STOCKING >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
HEY. EVERYONE IN TONIGHT'S STUDIO AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH
THIS TONIGHT SO, NO NEED TO CHECK UNDER YOUR SEAT
EVERYONE'S GETTING IT. >> THAT'S RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EVERYONE IS GETTING IT >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, YOU'RE ALL GOING HOME WITH --
A NEW BEAUTIFUL SIX QUART DIGITAL AIR FRYER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY AND DREW
THE BEAUTIFUL SIX QUART DIGITAL AIR FRYER BY DREW BARRYMORE IS SOLD EXCLUSIVELY AT WALMART AND
COMBINES HIGH PERFORMANCE WITH AN ELEGANT DESIGN THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ON YOUR KITCHEN
COUNTER. BACK TO YOU, JIMMY AND DREW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DREW BARRYMORE CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR
"THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW." * WE LOVE YOU, COME ON
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WETWEET, HERE WE GO. DID THE BLACK EYED PEAS END UP HAVING A GOOD NIGHT OR WAS IT
JUST A FEELING [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS
DRUMROLL ON THIS ONE THE AUDIENCE IS GIVING ME
OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE
CAN WE JUST GET A SHOT OF OUR SWEATER WINNER IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE DARK?
DON'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON THAT'S PERFECT, NO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU CAN FIND HIM YOU CAN FIND HIM IF YOU LOOK FOR HIM, YOU FIND
HIM. YOU SEE WHERE HE IS. GUYS -
HE'S NOT DISTRACTING AT ALL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY.
IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO
WETWEET *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO WETWEET THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP
DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE
DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE EACH ONE.
YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YOU SEE THEM THERE
YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT.
WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU ALL HAVE YOUR CLICKERS TOO?
>> Steve: READY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO SEE WHICH ONE GETS THE
MOST LIKES, THEN WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT SO THAT EVERYONE AT HOME CAN "WETWEET" IT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AH >> Jimmy: IT'S SHARED
EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU GUYS READY
I THINK -- I REALLY -- I THINK THIS FIRST ONE'S GOT A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
>> Steve: YOU THINK THIS ONE'S THE ONE? >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE
MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME THE FIRST ONE MIGHT BE THE ONE >> Tariq: NAH, NAH, I BEG TO
DIFFER I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO HEAR IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, WE SWITCH IT -- WE DON'T GO LIKE THAT. WE DON'T GO IN ORDER OF
FUNNIEST >> Steve: NO IT'S JUST, YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE ONE. >> Tariq: OKAY, YOU -- PROVE
IT BRING IT IN. PROVE IT
>> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT THE AUDIENCE HAS TO VOTE FOR
IT >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WETWEET.
HERE WE GO THE FIRST TWEET IS, "BE HONEST, IF YOU NAME A BABY
EBENEZER SCROOGE YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE A BIT OF A JERK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
EBENEZER SCROOGE IS THE NAME OF YOUR CHILD I MEAN, HE'S GOING TO HAVE A
A LITTLE CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER. >> Steve: HE'S GONNA HAVE AN ATTITUDE
>> Jimmy: HE'S GONNA HAVE A LITTLE CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER. LIKE, "THIS IS MY SON.
"HEY, MR. SCROOGE, WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR KID? "OH, EBENEZER SCROOGE.
OKAY, HERE WE GO THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
ALL RIGHT. WOW. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Tariq: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH THAT'S A LITTL -
93 TO 90 >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN, VERY, VERY HONEST
AUDIENCE >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M GONNA SAY THEY DID NOT CARE FOR IT >> Jimmy: THEY DID NOT CARE FOR
THAT ONE >> Steve: NOT ONE BIT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WON'T BE THE TWEET, I DON'T THINK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I HOPE NOT >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> Steve: IT MIGHT BE.
>> Jimmy: NO, WELL, IT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. THIS NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "THE ONLY TIME I GET STAGE FRIGHT IS
WHEN I'M ASKED TO SHUFFLE A DECK OF CARDS. *
I DON'T LIKE THAT. >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S MORE -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO DO
IT I GO -- 'CAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN DO THE THAT.
AND THE TRICK, AND THE THING I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T EVEN DO" -- EVEN IN UNO, I'M LIKE, "SOMEONE
ELSE SHUFFLE, PLEASE." >> Steve: AUTOMATIC SHUFFLERS. >> Jimmy: YOU BUY AN AUTOMATIC
SHUFFLER >> Steve: YEAH LIKE, 18 GRAND
>> Jimmy: MR. FANCY PANTS. >> Steve: OH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
20, 30 GRAND YOU SPEND ON A SHUFFLER >> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. [ DRUM ROLL
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> Tariq: I WAS ONE OF THOSE THUMBS DOWN. >> Steve: YOU'RE ONE OF THE
NO'S >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE -- PEOPLE CAN SHUFFLE CARDS
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WELL, THAT FIRST ONE MIGHT BE
THE WINNER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE HERE, "IF YOU KNOW FOUR OR MORE SONGS BY COUNTING CROWS, YOU'RE
EITHER DEPRESSED OR IN THE BAND." [ LAUGHTER ]
* THAT'S NOT FAIR. >> Steve: THEY'RE A LOVELY
GROUP. >> Jimmy: I MEAN - >> Steve: THOSE SONGS ARE
A LITTLE - >> Jimmy: I KNOW UP TO THREE SONGS FROM THOSE GUYS.
>> Steve: YEAH, BUT DO YOU KNOW FOUR >> Jimmy: I DON'T BELIEVE --
I CAN'T SING ALL THE WORDS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: NO ONE KNOWS FOUR.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE. [ DRUM ROLL WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: WOW, TAKING THE LEAD
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ONE. >> Steve: PLEASE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT BETTER NOT BE THE ONE.
ALL RIGHT. >> Questlove: NO, THAT GOTTA BE THE ONE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "I BET AS SOON AS SANTA LEAVES, MRS. CLAUS IS LIKE, 'FINALLY,
THE HOUSE TO MYSELF.'" [ CHEERS ] "FINALLY."
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: YEP, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE.
I FEEL LIKE THE AUDIENCE MADE THEIR DECISION QUICK ON THIS ONE.
>> Steve: YEAH THAT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN >> Jimmy: AS SOON AS I SAID IT,
WE CUT TO THE AUDIENCE AND EVERYONE WAS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE -
>> Steve: THEY WERE LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY MADE THEIR
DECISION >> Steve: YEAH, THEY SAID NO WELL, MAYBE THEY DIDN'T.
HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE IF THEY SAID YES, THEY'D STILL BE
LAUGHING >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW THEY'RE JUST - THEY'RE NO'S
LET'S SEE, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE OH, NOT BAD, HEY
* >> Steve: NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL LAUGHING AT - >> Steve: YEAH
>> Tariq: THAT'S MY FIRST -- THAT'S MY FIRST NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> Tariq: THAT COUNTING CROWS JOKE GOTTA WIN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE --
THIS LAST ONE HERE SAYS, "DID THE BLACK EYED PEAS END UP HAVING A GOOD NIGHT, OR WAS IT
JUST A FEELING?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. * WE GOT THE WINNER HERE
>> Steve: THAT'S GOTTA BE THE WINNER >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S GOTTA
BE COME ON. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S -- THAT ONE
PEOPLE ARE NODDING THEIR HEADS >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD FOR THE
HOLIDAYS MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS
DRUM ROLL ON THIS ONE. [ DRUM ROLL THE AUDIENCE IS GIVING ME
A DRUM ROLL AS WELL. [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: COME ON.
WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS!
OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ BELL DINGS ] * IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS OUR
WINNER I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STANLEY TUCCI, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: CHEERS
LET'S TRY THIS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SEE HOW IT TASTES.
ME AND STANLEY TUCCI TRYING A NEGRONI SBAGLIATO WITH
>> I'D BUT THAT FOR A DOLLAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING AND OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS
IN THE NEW MOVIE, "WHITNEY HOUSTON: I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS DECEMBER 23rd EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME STANLEY TUCCI.
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I AGREE. COME ON.
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME NEW YORK
LOVE FOR STANLEY TUCCI >> WOW, WOW. >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
I AM SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. YOU LOOK SHARP AS ALWAYS >> THANK YOU, LIKEWISE
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I AM SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK FOR A A LONG TIME.
I'VE KNOWN YOU AND I'VE ALWAYS RUN INTO YOU YOU'RE ALWAYS A NICE GUY TO ME
AND EVERYTHING AND I GOT TO SAY, YOU DID THIS "SEARCHING FOR ITALY" --
>> YES >> Jimmy: "-- STANLEY TUCCI" ON CNN.
I LOVED IT SO MUCH I FREAKED OUT. I -- IT'S -- I WANT TO GET INTO
ALL OF THE DETAILS BUT I LOVED EVERYTHING I LOVED THE EPISODE WITH THE
HAILSTORM. >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN EVERYONE WAS
LOCKED IN. >> YEAH, YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN, I FELT INSPIRED I FELT LIKE I BECAME, LIKE,
INSPIRED I SHOULD BE A CHEF >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND I -- I FELT LIKE, "IF STANLEY IS TELLING ME WHAT
TO DO -- " I THOUGHT THROUGH THE TV, YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, SAYING
"JIMMY, GO OUT AND MAKE A PIZZA YOURSELF." >> YES, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: DON'T JUST MICROWAVE
A PIZZA, GO MAKE IT YOURSELF >> YES, DO IT YOURSELF >> Jimmy: SO, I DID IT
AND I DID IT, I MADE IT. I WAS INSPIRED I PUT IT ON -- ON YOUTUBE.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND I -- BECAUSE I WAS INSPIRED
I WANTED TO SHOW OTHER PEOPLE HOW -- THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO IT
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND, OF COURSE, JIMMY KIMMEL --
>> YES >> Jimmy: WHO REALLY KNOWS A A LOT ABOUT PIZZA.
>> YES >> Jimmy: JUST DESTROYED MY VIDEO.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
HE'S -- HE'S TOUGH HE'S TOUGH >> Jimmy: HE -- NO, HE REALLY
KNOWS HIS PIZZA, BY THE WAY. AND HE WAS JUST LIKE - HE EMAILED ME BEFORE HE DID IT
HE GOES, "DUDE, WHAT I GOT TO RESPONSE TO THIS THING.
THIS IS INSANE." AND I GO -- BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, I WAS ROLLING IT --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WITH A ROLLER >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND HE SAID, "DON'T EVER DO THAT." >> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, I DIDN'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> NO -- YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS JUST
EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I COULD EVER MAKE. >> BUT HE'S -- BUT HE'S, SORT
OF, BEYOND HE'S NOT -- I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT NORMAL, IS
HE >> I'VE EATEN PIZZA AT HIS HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: NO, HE'S - >> AND IT'S -- IT'S INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: NO, HE TAKES IT TO
THE NEXT LEVEL >> NO, AND I CAN'T MAKE PIZZA LIKE THAT.
NO, HE'S -- I'M NOT KIDDING. HE REALLY IS AMAZING >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU
INADVERTENTLY RESTARTED THE "LATE NIGHT" WARS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S JUST IT, JUST BY THAT PIZZA THING. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I -- I SAW
THIS - >> I FELT THERE WAS SOMETHING LACKING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. YOU'RE ALWAYS -- YOU'RE ALWAYS SPICING UP LIFE.
>> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'VE INSPIRED PEOPLE TO -- TO TRAVEL AND TO
COOK IT'S A BIG DEAL. IN ITALY, I'VE READ OF THESE
ARTICLES WHERE PEOPLE ARE HAVING STANLEY TUCCI TOURS >> YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT MUST FEEL GOOD, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, IT FEELS GREAT. I MEAN, I'D LOVE A PIECE OF THE ACTION
YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
>> BUT NO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>> NO, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT NO, BUT IT'S WONDERFUL IT -- WELL, YOU KNOW, LOOK,
WHEN THE SHOW CAME OUT, WE WERE -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS DURING, YOU KNOW, THE PANDEMIC
>> Jimmy: SURE, OF COURSE. >> DURING LOCKDOWN SO, WE HAD A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE,
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND PEOPLE WERE DESPERATE TO
GET OUT. AND THEY, SORT OF, LIVED VICARIOUSLY THROUGH US
>> Jimmy: YOU WON TWO EMMYS FOR IT >> YES
>> Jimmy: FOR "SEARCHING FOR ITALY," TWO EMMYS. >> YES, YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. >> Jimmy: WELL DESERVED.
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WILL THERE BE A SEASON THREE >> YES, I HOPE THERE WILL BE
UNFORTUNATELY, CNN HAS CANCELED ALL OF THEIR ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING, SO HOPEFULLY,
WE'LL END UP ON ANOTHER STREAMER, NETWORK. WE DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> BUT YES, I HAVE PLANS TO DO A SEASON THREE AND MORE.
>> Jimmy: SO, "SEARCHING FOR ITALY" IS SEARCHING FOR A NEW NETWORK.
>> SEARCHING -- SEARCHING FOR A NETWORK. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, YEAH NOT AS APPETIZING. >> Jimmy: NO, NO
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT. AND THEN, I LOVE THAT.
AND THEN YOU ALSO POSTED SOMETHING ON INSTAGRAM >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OF YOU MAKING A COCKTAIL A NEGRONI.
AND IT WENT VIRAL BEYOND BELIEF >> YES, I KNOW
>> Jimmy: YOU -- YEAH, AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS -- THIS IS EVERYTHING
STANLEY TUCCI IS OWNING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. WE LOVED IT.
IT WAS SO GOOD I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GO THAT --
>> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: NO YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT FOR FUN?
>> NO, I DID IT -- I DID IT BECAUSE -- I DID IT FOR MY AGENCY IN ENGLAND,
CURTIS BROWN MY WIFE WORKS THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SHE SAID, "MAKE A A COCKTAIL FOR RAY DURING LOCKDOWN
IT'D BE REALLY NICE. AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE, CHEER THEM UP.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I DID THAT. AND THEN SHE SAID, "WELL, PUT
IT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM." YOU KNOW AND THEN SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO
DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I DID IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN THAT HAPPENED. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN CHRIS EVANS TWEETED IT OR RE-SOMETHING-ED IT >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEN IT WENT COMPLETELY CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, CHRIS EVANS, THAT'S RIGHT HE LOOKED INTO -
YEAH, OF COURSE. >> CHRIS EVANS ANYTHING HE TOUCHES, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TURNS TO GOLD, YEAH. >> IT'S TRUE, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT THE BIG, HOT
DRINK NOW IS NEGRONI SBAGLIATOS >> SBAGLIATO, YES.
>> Jimmy: SBAGLIATO, WITH PROSECCO IN IT >> I'VE HEARD OF THOSE, YES.
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S ALL OVER TIKTOK >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I DON'T -- I JUST -- I HAVE TWO MADE HERE TONIGHT.
>> OH, WOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I DID NOT MAKE THESE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THOUGHT, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A TASTE TEST
'CAUSE WHEN YOU DO A NEGRONI, JUST -- YOU DO A NORMAL NEGRONI.
IS THAT CORRECT? >> I DO, I DO. BUT I -- I LIKE MINE UP, AS
OPPOSED TO ON THE ROCKS, THE NEGRONI. BUT YOU WOULDN'T NECESSARILY DO
THAT WITH THIS >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT CHEERS LET'S TRY THIS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SEE HOW IT TASTES
ME AND STANLEY TUCCI TRYING A NEGRONI SBAGLIATO WITH PROSECCO IN IT
* [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, THAT'S --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY TASTY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S NICE
IT WANTS -- >> Jimmy: IT TASTES A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE-Y TO ME.
>> IT'S A LITTLE TOO CHAMPEGNE-Y. >> Jimmy: PROSECCO-Y
YEAH >> PROSECCO-Y, YEAH. IT SHOULD A LITTLE MORE OF THE
HARDER ALCOHOLS IN IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> YEAH, I THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: I AGREE. I THINK, YEAH. >> IT REALLY JUST NEEDS, LIKE,
A LITTLE -- IT NEEDS TO BE GRACED WITH IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
I THINK CHEERS, BUT THIS IS -- I'M GOING TO GO WITH ORIGINAL STANLEY TUCCI NEGRONI.
YEAH, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO -- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD GO WITH
THIS CAME OUT. THIS WENT VIRAL. AND THEN, HERE YOU GO ON THE
LIST YOU'RE ONE OF THE SEXIEST BALD MEN ON THE PLANET.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND -- >> YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO NUMBER TWO
AND IF YOU COULD -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M -- I'M UNDERNEATH --
>> Jimmy: BARELY, BARELY >> BARELY. >> Jimmy: BARELY
>> 6.3, YEAH >> Jimmy: BARELY THERE, YEAH BUT YEAH, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT
YEAR, BUD. >> RIGHT, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW
>> YEAH, OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE WHITNEY HOUSTON
MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GOSH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL
IT'S HEARTBREAKING BUT YOU PLAY A LEGENDARY PRODUCER -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: RECORD LEGEND CLIVE DAVIS.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO DISCOVERED WHITNEY HOUSTON.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO IS A ACTUAL LIVING REAL PERSON
>> YES, STILL. >> Jimmy: IS IT HARD TO PLAY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY NEXT TO
YOU AND GO LIKE, "OH, THAT'S REALLY - THIS IS HOW I WOULD DO IT"
>> NO, LUCKILY - NO, LUCKILY, HE WASN'T ON THE SET WHEN I WAS FILMING
>> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD >> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- DISCONCERTING. HE WAS -- I TALKED TO HIM. I SAW THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT
HIM. I READ HIS BOOK. AND THEN WE HAD A ZOOM CALL.
I WAS FILMING IN TURIN I WAS DOING THE EPISODE OF PIMONTE.
AND HE -- WE TALKED FOR AN HOUR, AND HE WAS AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN I MET HIM FOR, LIKE, A HALF HOUR BEFORE -- LIKE, TWO DAYS BEFORE I STARTED
FILMING. AND HE WAS NOTHING BUT GENEROUS AND KIND
AND HE'S FASCINATING WE LISTENED TO -- THE MUSIC WE LISTEN TO TODAY, ONE OF THE
REASONS IS BECAUSE OF HIM. >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S AMAZING.
AND THIS IS A GUY WHO WAS A LAWYER AND ENDED UP IN THIS JOB, SORT
OF, BY HAPPENSTANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND AS IT TURNS OUT, HE'S
NOT A SINGER HE'S NOT A MUSICIAN. HE'S NOT A -- IT TURNS OUT HE
JUST HAS THIS INCREDIBLE EAR >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- THAT NOW HAS INFORMED ALL
OF OUR EARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND WHO'S PLAYING WHITNEY HOUSTON AGAIN? >> NAOMI ACKIE
THIS WOMAN IS -- THIS IS AN EXTRAORDINARY ACTRESS. >> Jimmy: NAOMI ACKIE.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S STANLEY TUCCI IN
"WHITNEY HOUSTON: I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE'S THINKING OF ME I TRY TO PHONE
BUT I'M TOO SHY * >> MAYBE * CAN'T SPEAK *
>> MAYBE WHY? * FALLING IN LOVE
IS SO BITTERSWEET* * HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES M
I SAY A PRAYER WIT EVERY HEARTBEAT * >> I COULD DO SOMETHING WITH
THE CHORUS GO UP A KEY THERE, GET MORE OUT OF IT.
>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT A REASON TO -- TO DO A SONG. IT'S GOTTA HAVE A HOOK
>> A HOOK? >> YEAH. >> I'LL GIVE IT A HOOK
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL GIVE IT A A HOOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STANLEY TUCCI, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "WHITNEY HOUSTON: I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY" IS
IN THEATERS DECEMBER 23rd. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL CHE AND SEAN PATTON.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO VERY FUNNY COMEDIANS ONE IS THE CO-ANCHOR OF
"WEEKEND UPDATE" ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." THE OTHER HAS A NEW STAND-UP
SPECIAL CALLED "SEAN PATTON: NUMBER ONE," STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL CHE AND SEAN PATTON.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, BUD, COME ON. >> HELLO
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME AND MICHAEL.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS. SEAN, YOU ACTUALLY MADE YOUR
NETWORK TV DEBUT ON "LATE NIGHT," WHEN I HOSTED "LATE NIGHT.
>> I DID RIGHT HERE SO -- FEBRUARY 5th, 2010
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY YOU REMEMBER THE DATE? >> I'M VERY GOOD WITH DATES.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THE DATE >> SO, TWO DAYS LATER ON
FEBRUARY 7th, 2010, THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, HOMETOWN TEAM, WON THE SUPER BOWL
>> Jimmy: AH, IT'S BIG DEAL. >> SO MY APPEARANCE ON "LATE NIGHT" WAS IMMEDIATELY
FORGOTTEN BY EVERYONE IN MY LIFE [ LAUGHTER ]
EVERYONE IN MY HOMETOWN. I STOOD RIGHT THERE, AND AT THE END OF MY SET WENT "WHO DAT?
THE BATTLE CRY - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- OF THE NEW ORLEANS
SAINTS, NO ONE REMEMBERED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
WELL, HERE YOU ARE NOW >> IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK >> Jimmy: MICHAEL, IT'S ALWAYS
GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY "SNL" WAS GREAT, BY THE WAY, WITH STEVE MARTIN LAST WEEKEND
AND MARTIN SHORT >> OH, MAN, WASN'T THAT CRAZY? >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT
EPISODE. THIS WEEK YOU HAVE AUSTIN BUTLER AND LIZZO.
>> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE A
A GREAT SHOW >> IT'S THE CHRISTMAS SHOW IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. YOU PRODUCED SEAN'S SPECIAL. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO DO
A SPECIAL TOGETHER >> WELL, SEAN IS BEING A LITTLE BIT HUMBLE RIGHT NOW
BUT HE ALWAYS, KIND OF, HAD THIS REPUTATION IN NEW YORK CITY.
ANYBODY THAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS NEW YORK CITY CON, WE ALWAYS -- HE ALWAYS HAD A REPUTATION OF
BEING ONE OF THE KILLERS LIKE, JUST ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE BEASTS AT IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY
>> SO, EVERYONE KIND OF KNEW OF HIM, THAT MAYBE EVEN HE DIDN'T KNOW
AND I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. >> YOU CAN TELL HOW COMFORTABLE I AM RIGHT NOW HAVING MICHAEL
SAY ALL THIS EVEN THOUGH I APPRECIATE IT. YEAH, THAT -- THANK YOU.
>> BUT I ALWAYS ASKED HIM, I WAS LIKE, "MAN, I WOULD LOVE TO DO A SPECIAL WITH YOU.
AND HE STARTED PRODUCING -- HE ALREADY PRODUCED ONE WITH 800 POUND GORILLA, RIGHT
>> 800 POUND GORILLA, YEAH >> AND HE WAS LIKE, "MAN, I WOULD TO, YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU
KIND OF WALK THIS IN." AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY ON BOARD. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU - >> THIS FEELS LIKE WE'RE MARRIED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW YOU
REMEMBER IT? >> I MEAN IT'S -- EH, YOU KNOW CLOSE.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER IT >> SEE, I REMEMBER MORE WE
WOULD -- WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION, LIKE, A FEW YEARS AGO.
I WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO DO A SPECIAL. AND MICHAEL -- WE WERE, YOU
KNOW, WE'RE AT THE COMEDY CELLAR YOU'RE HAVING SOME DRINKS.
YOU'RE HAVING SOME FUN AND SUDDENLY HE'S LIKE, "I'M DOING IT
I'M PRODUCING YOUR SPECIAL." I SAY, "GREAT, LET'S DO IT I'M DOING IT, AND I'M RUNNING
THE HOUR NEXT WEEK AT THE -- COME SEE IT. AND HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT BUSY MAN, YOU KNOW I UNDERSTOOD
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO BIG DEAL AND THEN I SEE HIM LIKE A MONTH
OR TWO LATER, AND HE'S LIKE, "DON'T WORRY I WANT TO DO IT.
I WANT TO PRODUCE IT." I'M LIKE, "YOU GOT -- LET'S DO IT."
AND THEN A PANDEMIC HITS, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> OH, RIGHT YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THAT HAPPENS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO THAT
HAPPENED TOO >> YOU KINDA FORGET EVERY PRIOR OBLIGATION YOU HAD UP TO THAT
POINT. AND THEN FINALLY WE JUST DID IT
800 POUND GORILLA CAME TO ME AND SAID, "LET'S DO IT." I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY.
AND THEN ONE NIGHT, I GET A TEXT FROM MY MANAGER WHO'S LIKE, "HEY, I'M TALKING WITH
MICHAEL'S REPS HE'S IN. HE WANTS TO PRODUCE IT."
I'M SO EXCITED AND THEN I SEE YOU A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"I'M MAD AT YOU. YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THIS >> YES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M MAD AT YOU, MAN
YOU'RE DOING THIS -- I HEAR YOU'RE DOING A SPECIAL I WANT TO PRODUCE IT."
I'M LIKE, "YOU ARE." [ LAUGHTER ] "I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR
ENTIRE --" >> OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: "I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR TEAM. YOU'RE PRODUCING THIS.
>> YEAH. "YOU'RE TAKING THIS. WE'RE GOING TO DO IT."
AND YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, YUP. SORRY, DONE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
>> I SAID, "STREAMING. AND YOU GO, "PSSH, GOT IT. AND THEN YOU DID IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S-- YEAH, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU GOT TO FILM IT -- WHAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL
THEATER? >> OH, TIPITINA'S IN NEW ORLEANS.
>> Jimmy: TIPITINA'S >> CLASSIC, OLD -- IT'S LIKE AN AMAZING MUSIC
VENUE IN THE CITY. AND I WANTED TO SHOOT IT IN THE CITY WHERE YOU KNEW IT WAS IN
NEW ORLEANS, WITHOUT, YOU KNOW - I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT LIKE,
"HEY, LOOK A MARDI GRAS FLOAT GOING BY," OR LIKE - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
TOO -- >> NO, LIKE, "HEY, LOOK, WE'RE ALL EATING PO' BOYS.
AND OH, MY SPECIAL IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU
DON'T -- YOU WANT TO KEEP IT SUBTLE >> RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: BUT EVEN YOUR -- YOUR ACCENT DID YOU HAVE MORE OF A
A NEW ORLEANS ACCENT BEFORE YOU WERE IN THE CITY >> OH, SO I OFTEN GET ACQUIRED
PEOPLE ASK WHERE IS MY NEW ORLEANS ACCENT IT'S -- THE THING YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT THAT MOST PEOPLE THINK ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO NEW ORLEANS ACCENT, THAT
LIKE - "THE OTHER DAY I GOT PULLED OVER BY THE SHERIFF, AND HE WAS
IN A BOAT. I SAY, 'SHERIFF, HOW YOU GOT THAT BOAT ON LAND?' HE SAID, 'I
AIN'T ON LAND, BOY YOU GOT YOUR DAMN TRUCK IN THE BAYOU AGAIN.'" >> Jimmy: YEAH,
EXACTLY RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE.
>> RIGHT, THAT'S A MORE WESTERN LOUISIANA. LIKE, THAT'S LAFAYETTE, YOU
KNOW, THIBODAUX. >> I WAS ABOUT TO THROW BEADS AT YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK, LIKE, A TRUE -- A TRUE NEW ORLEANS ACCENT
SOUNDS FAR MORE LIKE AN ACTUALY -- LIKE A NEW YORK ACCENT
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> LIKE IF YOU TOOK, LIKE, THAT NEW YORK GUY WHO'S LIKE, "HEY,
YOU KNOW, MOVE IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF MY WAY.
WHERE YOU GOING? WHAT DO YOU WANT GET OUT OF MY FACE
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I'M GOING MY WAY YOU GO YOURS
WHAT?" TAKE THAT GUY, AND GIVE HIM A FEW VALIUM, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ONCE THOSE VALIUM TAKE EFFECT, NOW YOU GOT, LIKE, A
A LEGIT NEW ORLEANS ACCENT JUST SORT OF LIKE, "WHERE YOU GOING?
AH, THAT'S CRAZY I'LL COME. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW "WHAT YOU DONE?" LIKE A TRUE NEW ORLEANS ACCENT
SOUNDS FAR MORE LIKE A SEDATED FIREFIGHTER FROM BROOKLYN. [ LAUGHTER ]
"OH, THEY GOT A FIRE OVER THERE? AW, THAT'S CRAZY, DUDE
OH, I GOT TO FIGHT IT? YEAH, THAT'S A'IGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP BY THE WAY, I ALSO WANT TO SAY, I LOVE THE LENGTH OF THIS COMIC
SPECIAL. I APPRECIATE THAT -- >> THANK YOU, YEAH
>> Jimmy: -- AS A FAN OF COMEDY SPECIALS AND COMEDIANS THIS IS LIKE AN HOUR AND A
A HALF >> HOUR AND 27 MINUTES, BUT THERE'S A NARRATIVE.
THERE'S A STORY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME QUALITY COMEDY YOU CAN WATCH RIGHT NOW
STREAM ON PEACOCK RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S "SEAN'S SPECIAL: NUMBER
ONE. TAKE A LOOK.
>> MY PARENTS WERE BORN THE
SAME YEAR, NEXT DOOR TO ONE ANOTHER IN THE LOWER 9th THEY GREW UP KNOWING EACH OTHER
SINCE BIRTH. AND THEY STARTED DATING WHEN THEY WERE LIKE 14, OKAY?
AND IT RUINED ME DESTROYED ME [ LAUGHTER ]
THEIR RELATIONSHIP TURNED ME INTO A LITTLE ROMANCE BITCH, YOU KNOW
JUST WEEPING ALL THE TIME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE A FATTER VERSION OF CUPID,
JUST FIRING HOT DOG DARTS THAT WOULD JUST DEFLECT OFF OF EVERY WOMAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH EVERY
48 HOURS YOU UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU THINK BEING GHOSTED IS BAD TRY NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO HAND-WRITTEN POETRY OVER AND
OVER AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
YOU THINK THAT'S HARD? MICHAEL CHE, SEAN PATTON, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SEAN PATTON: NUMBER ONE" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MUNI LONG, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR THREE GRAMMYS INCLUDING BEST NEW ARTIST.
PERFORMING "TIME MACHINE," FROM HER ALBUM "PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION," HERE'S MUNI LONG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH OH YEA
EVENTUALLY THE GOOD GIRL MAKE BAD DECISIONS * * LIKE MESSIN
WITH THE BAD BOY WHO LOVE ALL THE WOMEN * * AND THEN SOMEWHER
THERE'S A TRANSITION TURN THE GOOD GIRL INTO BAD WOMEN *
* BUT SHE WOULD DO IT OVE IF SHE HAD THREE WISHE SHE IS ME *
* ONE I WIS I NEVER FELL IN LOVE TWO I I WISH
I NEVER FELL FOR YOU * * OH THRE IF I JUST HAD ONE MORE WIS
I'D GO BAC AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN * * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE
BABY IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE I WOULD HOP INSIDE MY TIME MACHINE *
* AND REARRANGE HISTORY GET RID OF SOME OF THESE MEMORIES *
* ANYTHING THAT AIN'T SERVIN' ME I WISH I HAD
A TIME MACHINE * * GO BACK T WHEN YOU LIED TO M
OH I WAS SO SAD * * THAT'S THE DA A GOOD GIRL TURNED BAD *
* TRIED TO AC LIKE I AIN'T CAR BUT I WAS BOTHERED *
* USHER I HAD IT BA YOU HAD ME CAUGHT UP IT DONE TURNED ME TO A SAVAG
LIKE RIHANNA * * UGH I PUT THA ON YOUR FATHER *
* WHEN THE SITUATION' SO BAD IF YOU STAY IT'S DISRESPECTFUL *
* I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL AND THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO HAR FOR ME TO LET GO OH-OH *
* AND THEN SOMEWHER THERE'S A TRANSITION OH YEAH OH YAY *
* TURN THE GOOD GIRLS INTO BAD WOMEN OH-OH YAY *
* BUT SHE WOULD DO IT OVE IF SHE HAD THREE WISHE SHE IS ME *
* ONE I WIS I NEVER FELL IN LOVE TWO I I WISH
I NEVER FELL FOR YOU * * OH THRE IF I JUST HAD ONE MORE WIS
I'D GO BAC AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN * * SAID I WISH
I HAD A TIME MACHINE SAID I WISH I * * BABY IF I HAD
A TIME MACHINE YEA I WOULD HOP INSIDE MY TIME MACHINE YEAH *
* AND REARRANGE HISTORY GET RID OF SOME OF THESE MEMORIES *
* GET RID O THESE MEMORIES YEA ANYTHING THAT AIN'
SERVING ME * * I WISH I HA A TIME MACHINE
I WISH I HAD * * GO BACK TO WHEN YOU LIED TO ME
OH I WAS SO SAD * * THAT'S THE DA A GOOD GIRL TURNED BAD *
* OH OH YEAH YEAH YEAH I WISH I WIS
I WISH I COULD HAVE IT * * I'D GO I'D GO WHOA YEAH YEE YEE-HE
I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE * * WHERE CAN I GET A
I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHIN I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE *
* WHERE THE I GET A TIME MACHINE I WANT A *
* UH-HU UH-HUH AH-AH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE I HAD TIME MACHINE
YEE-HEE * * WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE I HAD A TIME MACHINE
WISH I HAD A TIME MACHIN HAD A TIME MACHINE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PHENOMENAL OH, MY GOODNESS. MUNI LONG!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION" IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS PHENOMENAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
STANLEY TUCCI, MICHAEL CHE, SEAN PATTON. MUNI LONG, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GORGEOUS, THANK YOU.
PERFECT. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE