>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE HUDSON,
MORRIS CHESTNUT, A PERFORMANCE FROM "A BEAUTIFUL NOISE, THE NEIL DIAMOND
MUSICAL, AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1764
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I FEEL IT. I FEEL THE LOVE. THANK YOU.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, WE ARE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON,
AND I SAW THAT INSTACART IS NOW OFFERING SAME-DAY DELIVERY FOR CHRISTMAS TREES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, REMEMBER TO TIP BECAUSE YOUR DELIVERY GUY DEFINITELY
HAS AN AX. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, IT'S INSTACART, SO
GET READY FOR A TEXT THAT SAYS, "THEY'RE OUT OF CHRISTMAS TREES.
IS PEPSI OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] "PEPSI
THAT'S NOT EVEN -- YEP, CHRISTMAS TREES ON INSTACART.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NEW FAMILY TRADITION OF GATHERING AROUND PAPA UNTIL HE SWIPES RIGHT ON
THE PERFECT BALSAM FIR [ LAUGHTER ] "DAD'S GETTING HIS PHONE OUT
COME ON, LET'S GATHER UP." [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT SOMEONE ELSE
PICKING OUT MY CHRISTMAS TREE. I DON'T EVEN LIKE SOMEONE ELSE PICKING OUT MY CANTALOUPE.
I WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS RIGHT DIDN'T YOU KNOCK ON IT?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH A A CANTALOUPE
DO YOU KNOCK ON IT >> Steve: YOU THWAP THE END, YOU SMELL IT, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: CERTAIN THINGS I JUST KNOCK ON, THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOCK ON A PINEAPPLE? THAT DOES NOTHING.
YOU PEEL THE LEAF OF THE PINEAPPLES >> Steve: YOU PULL THE LEAF.
>> Jimmy: WATERMELON I KNOCK ON, OF COURSE. THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU KNOCK ON WOOD. >> Jimmy: I KNOCK ON
WATERMELONS I DON'T EVEN BUY I JUST GO UP AND GO "HEY, WHAT'S UP?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: FILL IT WITH VODKA >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? NEW YORK JUST PASSED A LAW THAT MAKES ALL GIFT CARDS PURCHASED
IN THE STATE VALID FOR AT LEAST NINE YEARS >> Steve: OOH.
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU GOT SOMEONE THE PERFECT GIFT CARD
WHEN IT TAKES THEM EIGHT AND A A HALF YEARS TO USE IT [ LAUGHTER ]
"WELL, YOU LIKE HOME DEPOT, SO --" EIGHT AND A HALF -- YEAH
THEY'RE GOOD FOR NINE YEARS, ALTHOUGH I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO WITH A VALID GIFT
CARD FROM BORDERS BOOKSTORE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT AM I DOING?
FIND ME A BORDER LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
DUE TO A RISE IN COVID, RSV, AND FLU CASES, NEW YORK CITY HEALTH OFFICIALS ISSUES AN
ADVISORY URGING PEOPLE TO WEAR MASKS AGAIN. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
AND I THINK THEY'RE GETTING TIRED OF THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS, 'CAUSE THIS ONE FELT A LITTLE
MORE CASUAL THAN THE REST. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: FAST
* THAT'S IT? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS FAST. THAT'S RIGHT, NEW YORK CITY IS EXPERIENCING HIGH LEVELS OF
COVID, FLU, AND RSV, AND HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE CALLING IT, A "TRIDEMIC.
>> Tariq: AW, COME ON, MAN WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, TARIQ
>> Tariq: I SAID WE CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME THAN A "TRIDEMIC.
THAT'S SO CLUNKY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT "TRIDEMIC" DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
WITH ANYTHING. WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: UM, THREE-SLES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. SCARLET THREE-VER.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: HEPA-THRI-TIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GONA-THREE-A [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THE THRICE-CAPADES
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE THRICE IS RIGHT. >> Tariq: TRIP-SLIP.
>> Jimmy: FUZZY TRIPLE >> Tariq: MM, THREE STRAINS AND A BABY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THREE STRAINS AND A RABIES
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TYPES OF ACHY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE TRI GUYS >> Tariq: WE CAN JUST CALL IT
"THREE'S COMPANY." >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS ACHOO"?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: ROCKING AROUND A A CHRISTMAS THREE.
>> Jimmy: OH THE TRES RACE. >> Tariq: OOH, THE TRES FORCE.
>> Jimmy: LEFT WITHOUT A TRES. >> Tariq: ALL ABOARD THE FLU-FLU STRAIN CHOO-CHOO TRAIN
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S IT. TARIQ TROTTER, GOT IT RIGHT.
[ BELL DINGS ] THAT'S IT. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, ELON MUSK IS STILL ON HIS "TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE
UPSET" TOUR. [ LAUGHTER ] AND ELON IS BEING SLAMMED FOR
A TWEET HE POSTED YESTERDAY THAT SAID, "MY PRONOUNS ARE PROSECUTE AND FAUCI.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS FAUCI WAS LIKE, "YEP, MUCH LIKE A TESLA BATTERY, ELON'S ON
FIRE." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
YOU COULD TELL FAUCI WASN'T HAVING IT BECAUSE HE WROTE BACK, "CONGRATS ON MAKING
TWITTER THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE OF SOCIAL MEDIA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU. * MEANWHILE, ELON ALSO SAID THAT
TWITTER'S CHARACTER LIMIT FOR TWEETS IS GOING TO INCREASE FROM 280 TO 4,000.
[ SCATTERED CHEERS ] PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "4,000 CHARACTERS?
AT THAT POINT, I MAY AS WELL GET MY NEWS FROM THE NEWS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SWITCHING GEARS, KING CHARLES JUST RELEASED THE FIRST ROYAL CHRISTMAS CARD OF HIS REIGN.
READY FOR IT HERE IT IS "WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY
CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE SAME EMOTIONAL
FEELING AS A HOLIDAY CARD FROM YOUR DENTIST [ LAUGHTER ]
"I CAN SEE THROUGH THIS. SERIOUSLY, THE LOVE AND EMOTION JUST FLOWS FROM THAT GUY'S PEN
ARE THERE BUDGET CUTS AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE? IS THAT -- IS ELON FIRING
EVERYONE IN THE CARD DIVISION OVER THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS THE OTHER DAY, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED TO GET SEE
BEN AFFLECK GETTING COFFEE AT STARBUCKS. >> Steve: OH
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] BEN AFFLECK WAS DRINKING STARBUCKS, AND IT DIDN'T TAKE
LONG FOR DUNKIN' TO RESPOND. WATCH THIS
DA
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US, BENEDICT AFFLECK
YOU THINK YOU'RE WICKED SMACK, GOING TO STARBUCKS, SIPPING $6 DRINKS LIKE THE FREAKING
KING OF ENGLAND. ENJOY YOUR FOAM IN A DOME, YOU L.A. JABRON.
JUST GO AHEAD AND GO * TOM BRADY LEFT US, AND WE'RE
FINE WE STILL GOT MATT DAMON AND A HALF DOZEN WAHLBERGS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BOUNCE BACK, EVEN IF WE FEEL THE WAY BILL BELICHICK
LOOKS. DUNKIN'. TAKE US BACK, BEN.
DUNKIN' CAN'T RUN ON TEARS >> Jimmy: OH >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S MOVING. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU KNOW BEN
THIS IS DUNKIN'. HE'S DUNKIN' ALL THE WAY >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON.
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WE HAVE EXACTLY FIVE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH
MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION.
IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER 5 DAYS LEFT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE
LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN MM-MM-MM CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN OF CHRISTMAS
CABINET. SINCE THERE ARE FIVE SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
FIVE WHERE DO WE GO WHERE DO WE GO
>> RIGHT HERE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT, BUD.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. [ CHEERS ] OH, MY GOSH.
WOW. * I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THAT A SWEATER? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK - >> TURN THIS OVER. >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S THE BACK OF IT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW.
ALL RIGHT. WOW. OH, MY GOSH.
THIS IS HEAVY. ALL RIGHT. NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING
HOME -- WOW. THIS IS 100 POUNDS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER. EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER, OKAY IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL, PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ]
WHO WANTS THIS SWEATER THIS IS A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
314! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
COME ON DOWN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S GETTING HEAVY * COME ON!
HEY, HEY, COME ON, WE'VE GOT A A SHOW TO DO COME ON, GET OVER HERE
* HERE, GO ON OVER THERE GOSH, THIS SWEATER'S HEAVY
YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THAT ONE. GOSH, WELCOME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, SORRY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WHAT IS YOUR NAME. >> MARCELLA.
>> Jimmy: MARCELLA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> CALIFORNIA.
>> Jimmy: HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARCELLA, THIS IS PERFECT FOR
CALIFORNIA [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE IN L.A. WILL BE WEARING THESE [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AT HOME? >> NOPE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NOTHING EVEN CLOSE?
>> UH, NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH MARCELLA, WOULD YOU TRY THIS ON
FOR US TONIGHT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
COOL [ CHEERS ] ROOTS, CAN I GET SOME MUSIC?
WE NEED SOME HELP HERE * ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK
[ CHEERS ] I FEEL YOUR HEAD I FEEL YOUR HEAD IN THERE.
OKAY, GOOD OH, CAN YOU BREATHE? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE GOOD ALL RIGHT. SORRY.
* NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT
OH, YEAH, GOOD YEAH, GORGEOUS *
NO, THIS IS PERFECT. MARCELLA, TURN AROUND. THIS IS GOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS.
BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH, MARCELLA. CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> -- UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER >> Jimmy: YOU JUST HAD AN UGLY
CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY? >> -- PARTY. AND IT'S TOO LATE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, TOO LATE NOW WE GOTTA GO BACK [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YOU HAVE THIS TO GO TO THE NEXT ONE HAVE ANOTHER PARTY NEXT WEEK
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU.
GOOD JOB * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> CAN I HAVE A HUG? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FUR -- FUR, AND GLITTER, AND EVERYTHING.
WELL DONE, PAL YOU ROCKED THAT OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT DONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW COME -- HOW COME ONLY ONE PERSON GETS TO WIN SOMETHING, HUH?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW STOCKING STUFFERS!
HERE WE GO
IT'S THE TONIGHT SHO STOCKING STUFFER
STOCKING STUFFER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, THERE IS NO NEED
TO CHECK UNDER YOUR SEATS FOR THIS ONE EVERY NIGHT UNTIL CHRISTMAS
BREAK, WE'RE GIVING AWAY AN AWESOME GIFT TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS EXCITED YOU GUYS READY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS - YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE HOME TONIGHT? QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL,
PLEASE TONIGHT'S STOCKING STUFFER IS -
A NINTENDO SWITCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
O-LED MODEL SYSTEM, "SPLATOON 3" GAME, AND A 3-MONTH SUBSCRIPTION TO NINTENDO SWITCH
ONLINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY. THIS HOLIDAY, SPLAT THE HALLS WITH "SPLATOON 3," THE NEW GAME
FROM NINTENDO WHERE YOU COMPETE WITH FRIENDS AND SPLASH THE MOST INK
PLAY ON YOUR TV OR HANDHELD OR TABLETOP WITH THE NINTENDO SWITCH O-LED MODEL
WHO KNOWS, YOU MAY EVEN GET SPLATTED BY JIMMY WHEN HE'S PLAYING ONLINE, VIA NINTENDO
SWITCH ONLINE, WHICH MEANS YOU'LL ALL GET FOR FREE FOR THREE MONTHS
SO MUCH FUN. JIMMY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU! THANK YOU TO OUR FRIENDS AT NINTENDO
ENJOY YOUR GIFT, GUYS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATE HUDSON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND ME
>> THIS IS THE BEST. >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. OKAY HE'S A -
HE'S A -- MARVEL MARVEL - >> Jimmy: SPIDERMAN.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME
CALLED "WHAT'S BEHIND ME." MY PARTNER TONIGHT IS AN INCREDIBLE ACTRESS
HER NEW MOVIE "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY" PREMIERES ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 23rd
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY KATE HUDSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! >> JIMMY FALLON!
WHOO WE'RE BACK WE'RE BACK TO PLAYING GAMES.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE PLAYING A GAME AGAIN. KATE, I LOVE YOU
>> WE'RE PLAYING GAMES I LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: KATE, HERE'S HOW THE
GAME'S GOING TO WORK WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS FACING OUR BACKS TO THE
CURTAIN. BEHIND THE CURTAIN WILL BE SOMETHING NEITHER OF US HAVE
EVER SEEN BEFORE, COULD BE PEOPLE, COULD BE OBJECTS, COULD BE ANYTHING.
OKAY ONCE THE CURTAIN OPENS AND YOU PICK UP YOUR CARD, YOU HAVE
45 SECONDS TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND THEM
YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT. YOU CAN USE GESTURES YOU JUST CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE
WORDS ON THE CARD. >> AND WE HAVE 30 SECONDS? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> DID YOU SAY 30 SECONDS? >> Jimmy: I SAID 45. [ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE IT? >> 45, OKAY. >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
IT HARDER? >> I FEEL LIKE -- YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD KATE, YOU'LL BE GUESSING FIRST LET'S GET INTO POSITION.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THE BUDGET ON THIS
GET READY FOR THIS JUST SIT AND ENJOY [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE WE GO >> OOH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> WHOO! >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS *
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS -- ALL OF OUR BUDGET
ALL OF OUR BUDGET. LET'S OPEN THE CURTAIN AND SEE WHAT IS BEHIND YOU
>> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO EXCITED
THE PRESSURE >> Jimmy: IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
OKAY IT'S THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX -- A TV SHOW
>> "WHITE LOTUS. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT SEE -- >> "STRANGER THINGS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A FAMILY OF - >> ON NETFLIX. >> Jimmy: SCARY THINGS
>> SCARY THINGS. OH, "WEDNESDAY." >> Jimmy: YES!
[ CHEERS ] AND WEDNESDAY IS WITH A PERSON WHO IS A CHEF WHO WEARS FLAMES
ON HIS SHIRT >> BOBBY >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT BOBBY
THE OTHER ONE. >> NO, WITH THE WHITE HAIR >> Jimmy: YES.
>> I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME I KNOW IT. I KNOW IT.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU DON'T KNOW SOMEONE'S NAME, YOU GO, "HEY, G --
>> HEY, GUY. >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> GUY FIERI >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S CORRECT.
AND TOGETHER THEY ARE PUTTING TOGETHER SOMETHING - WHEN IT'S NOT RAINING BUT
IT'S - >> IT'S RAINING, IT'S STORMING >> Jimmy: IN THE WINTERTIME.
>> IT'S SNOWING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE
>> A SNOWBALL. >> Jimmy: NO, BUT A BIGGER ONE >> A SNOWMAN
>> Jimmy: YES! [ DINGING THAT'S CORRECT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT WEDNESDAY ADDAMS AND GUY FIERI
BUILDING A SNOWMAN OH, MY GOD WELL DONE.
THAT IS VERY GOOD JOB. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOOD JOB WEDNESDAY IS VERY UPSET. GUY, NICE TO SEE YOU
NOW IT IS MY TURN TO GUESS LET'S ROTATE >> I LOVE THIS
OOH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND ME >> THIS IS THE BEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY CAN I GO
>> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY.
HE'S A MARVEL -- >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU.
>> MARVEL -- >> Jimmy: OH, MARVEL SPIDER-MAN
>> NO, MARK RUFFALO. >> Jimmy: HULK >> AND WOMEN DO THIS A LOT
AND THEY GO AND THEY DO IT TO THEIR VA-JAY-JAYS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: BEDAZZLE THEM? [ LAUGHTER ] >> INTERESTING
VERY INTERESTING IT HURTS OW, OW
>> Jimmy: BRAZILIAN WAX. >> YEAH, OR JUST A - >> Jimmy: A WAX.
>> OKAY, GREAT AND OUR PRESIDENT. >> Jimmy: JOE BIDEN.
>> YEAH. SO IT'S -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO, THE HULK IS
WAXING JOE BIDEN >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, THE HULK -- >> Jimmy: THE HULK IS GETTING WAXED.
>> YES, HIS BACK - >> Jimmy: BACK WAXED FROM PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN.
[ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WOW. HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY ABOUT IT HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY ABOUT IT,
BUT PRESIDENT BIDEN DOES, WEIRDLY. HE'S HAPPY ABOUT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THE HULK IS UPSET -- HE'S UPSET ABOUT IT
>> I LOVE IT I MEAN, PRESIDENT IS VERY PLEASED.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THAT HE WENT INTO THIS AS BRUCE BANNER AND THE PAIN TURNED HIM INTO
THE HULK >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU
GUYS WELL DONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HERE WE GO IT'S YOUR TURN YOU GOT THIS, PARTNER.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU. >> I'M SCARED. >> Jimmy: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT IS THAT FACE YOU'RE MAKING A FACE
>> Jimmy: I KNOW -- I KNOW -- I KNOW ONE OF THEM ALL RIGHT.
IT'S A -- IT'S A -- IT'S A - OKAY >> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I -- ALL RIGHT IT'S -- ALL RIGHT, IT'S TWO
MEN. ONE MAN IS A CLEANING PRODUCT'S --
>> OH, MR. CLEAN >> Jimmy: YES, THANK YOU [ CHEERS ]
YEAH, KIND OF, ALL RIGHT I CAN KIND OF SAY, CLEANING PRODUCTS I CAN SAY
SORRY. MR. CLEAN. >> OKAY.
MR. CLEAN. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AND THEN IT RHYMES WITH THAT BUT HE'S A
A BRITISH PHYSICAL COMEDIAN. >> OH, MR. BEAN. >> Jimmy: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEY'RE BOUNCING ON SOMETHING THAT RHY -
>> A TRAMPOLINE! >> Jimmy: YES! OH, MY GOD
[ DINGING * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WHOO! YEAH YES.
MR. BEAN >> Jimmy: I KNOW, MR. BEAN MR. BEAN
>> I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HE DOING? >> HE'S BEING A MR. BEAN
>> Jimmy: YES, HE'S BEING VERY MR. BEANY. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE'S DOING - AND THEN HE WINKS A COUPLE OF TIMES AND HE SHAKES HIS HEAD
AND THEN - >> MR. CLEAN >> Jimmy: HE'S TWISTING
A LITTLE BIT [ LAUGHTER ] MR. BEAN IS SHOCKED.
OKAY THIS IS GREAT. THANK YOU, MR. CLEAN
THANK YOU, MR. BEAN. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ON TRAMPOLINES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THEY'RE REBOUNDING. THEY'RE REBOUNDING
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND. OKAY, THIS IS THE BIG DEAL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS WORTH -- >> WE'RE WINNING
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WORTH ALL THE POINTS >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: SO, IF YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME AND GAMBLING, PLEASE DON'T GAMBLE ON THIS.
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BUT THIS IS WORTH ALL THE POINTS
IF WE WIN THIS, WE'RE CHAMPS FOR LIFE, OKAY >> OKAY.
FOREVER. >> Jimmy: FOREVER AND EVER LET'S ROTATE THE STAGE, PLEASE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> IT COMPLETELY ROTATES
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE JUST TURN OUR CHAIRS AROUND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I COULD FACE THAT WAY -- WE SPENT ALL THIS MONEY ON THIS STAGE.
WE JUST -- BUT THE CHAIR CAN SPIN AROUND. WE'VE GOT TO WORK ON THE BUDGET
HERE ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND ME.
>> OOH, OKAY * [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY OKAY [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
OKAY ALL RIGHT. THIS GUY -- OH
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] THIS GUY, AUSTIN JUST PLAYED IN THE NEW MOVIE --
>> Jimmy: ELVIS PRESLEY. >> OKAY. IS PLAYING WITH A THING THAT
KIDS LOVE TO PLAY WITH ON TREES AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES. >> Jimmy: A PINATA
>> YEAH, BUT HE'S ALSO INSTEAD OF THE PINATA HITTING A VERY CHRISTMASY COOKIE.
>> Jimmy: A GINGERBREAD MAN. >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IS THAT CORRECT? >> YES [ DINGING
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I COULD WATCH THIS
FOR 25 MINUTES THIS IS FANTASTIC. ELVIS --
HA-YA! [ LAUGHTER ] OH, COME ON, DO ONE MORE,
ELVIS. THIS IS WORTH IT [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, KATE HUDSON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE TALKING TO KATE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> WELL, YOU'VE ALSO KNOWN THE CAST FOR YEARS >> OH, YEAH.
OH, NO, YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER -- I MEAN, THE ORIGINAL WE DID IN 1999.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS 10-YEARS-OLD BACK THEN
[ LAUGHTER ]
STARRING IN THE NEW FILM "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY," WHICH PREMIERES ON NETFLIX
DECEMBER 23rd. PLEASE WELCOME KATE HUDSON
*
>> WHOO! >> Jimmy: KATE, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS AND STUNNING AS
ALWAYS >> THANKS, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW LAST TIME I SAW YOU, WE PLAYED ON "THAT'S MY JAM.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE - >> I WAS NUTS.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU WERE FANTASTIC. >> WAS I OKAY?
>> Jimmy: YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OKAY"? ALL-STAR PERFORMANCE
>> I FEEL LIKE -- HONESTLY, I LEFT THERE, AND I CALLED MY BROTHER.
I WAS LIKE, DID I COME ACROSS, LIKE, CRAZY? [ LAUGHTER ]
WAS I WAY TOO COMPETITIVE? >> Jimmy: NO, YOU WERE GREAT 'CAUSE YOU KNEW ALL THE
ANSWERS. I MEAN, YOU KNOW MUSIC AND YOU CAN SING
AND YOU'RE FUN >> I HAD SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT
>> AND I HAD NEVER BEEN ON A A GAME BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE, THIS COULD BE A CAREER FOR ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANT TO GO AND DO ALL THESE GAMES.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS SO FUN. I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU, 'CAUSE OUR BUDDY, THE GREAT
CAMERON CROWE, WAS ON THE SHOW >> HE WAS. I SAW IT
>> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE IT >> I SAW THE TINY DANCER WHEN HE LIKE INVITED YOU ON THE
SHOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT >> Jimmy: I MIGHT DO IT.
"ALMOST FAMOUS" IS ON BROADWAY - >> YES
>> Jimmy: SO, THAT'S THE BIG NEWS >> YES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I SAY "WE" WERE IN IT
I WAS BARELY IN IT YOU WERE IN IT >> YEAH, BUT YOU WERE IN IT.
>> Jimmy: I KIND OF WAS IN IT, BUT YOU'RE THE STAR. AND I HAD A LITTLE PART IN IT.
AND CAMERON SAID, "IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN GO UP ON STAGE AND BE THE MANAGER OF THE --
>> OH. >> Jimmy: AND I WOULD BE LIKE -- I KNOW, IT WAS AMAZING
SO, I MET THE CAST >> WERE THEY SO SWEET? >> Jimmy: THE MOST TALENTED --
>> I ACTUALLY MET THE GIRL PLAYING PENNY LANE IN TORONTO, WHEN "GLASS ONION" WAS
PREMIERING SHE HAD A MOVIE THAT WAS PREMIERING, CAME UP TO ME, AND
I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: SHE'S GREAT. >> OH, SHE WAS SO SWEET.
>> Jimmy: DOES IT BRING YOU BACK DO YOU REMEMBER DOING IT
DO YOU REMEMBER FILMING, OR NO >> I MEAN, OF COURSE >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT WAS SO -- I MEAN THAT IS, FOR ME, "ALMOST FAMOUS" IS JUST
LIKE -- I MEAN, IT'S JUST IN MY BRAIN. I MEAN, I THINK IT'LL BE THE
MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE I HAD. >> Jimmy: BUT CAMERON TOLD ME
THAT PEOPLE DRESS LIKE YOUR CHARACTER, LIKE PENNY LANE, COMING TO THE SHOW IN THE
AUDIENCE >> THAT MIGHT FEEL LIKE A NIGHTMARE FOR ME
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> WELL, ALSO JUST LIKE ALL THESE PENNY LANES, LIKE, WHAT
DOES IT MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO GO. WE HAVE TO GO TOGETHER >> WE HAVE TO GO
LISTEN, I WANT -- IF I'M GOING TO GO -- WHICH I DEFINITELY HAVE TO.
>> Jimmy: LET'S GO TOGETHER. >> I CAN'T DO IT ALONE I NEED, LIKE, YOU AND BILLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S DO IT. WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE REUNION AND GO
>> OH, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN ON THIS MOVIE >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, LAUGHING
AND CRYING LAUGHING EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT YOU CRUSHED IT
I LOVE IT. >> I'M SO HAPPY FOR CAMERON TOO THAT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT MUST
HAVE BEEN REALLY INTERESTING FOR HIM KIND OF RELIVING IT AND TRYING TO TRANSLATE IT FOR THE
STAGE. >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, IT'S HIS LIFE AS WELL
>> CRAZY >> Jimmy: ON TOP OF IT DID YOU SING ON THE SOUNDTRACK
OF "ALMOST FAMOUS" OR NO >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SING.
>> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU CAN SING >> I LOVE TO SING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. I JUST FEEL WEIRD SAYING IT
BECAUSE I -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I'M," YOU CAN'T -
THAT IS A CLIFFHANGER. >> I'VE BEEN MAKING A RECORD >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'M -- >> SEE YOU GUYS LATER. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MAKING
A RECORD >> I'VE BEEN MAKING A RECORD FOR LIKE A YEAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, YEAH >> IT'S SO FUN
>> Jimmy: WAIT, THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS THING
AT COVID -- EVERYONE -- EVERY TIME YOU'RE DOING INTERVIEWS, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "DO YOU HAVE
ANY REGRETS? I GO, "I'M EARLY 40s," LIKE, "NOT YET."
>> Jimmy: NOT YET, I DON'T HAVE ANY REGRETS. >> BUT DURING COVID, I WAS
LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I DOING? I ACTUALLY WRITE -- I'VE BEEN
WRITING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 19 AND I NEVER SHARED IT. SO, I JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD
BE ONE OF MY GREAT REGRETS LIKE I HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT JUST DO IT
>> I JUST WANT TO PUT A RECORD OUT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
>> SO, I'M DOING IT. AND I'M REALLY EXCITED I CAN'T WAIT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN NEXT YEAR?
>> NEXT YEAR YEAH NEXT YEAR.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE, COME ON OUR SHOW AND SING A SONG.
>> I WILL. OH, I WILL >> Jimmy: WE WILL PLAY WITH YOU
AND WE'LL HAVE FUN >> I WILL DEFINITELY DO THAT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY
I LOVE YOU ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT
MYSTERY. >> YEAH. OH, MY GOSH.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUN >> Jimmy: I KNOW I DON'T WANT TO RUIN ANYTHING
OR SPOIL ANYTHING. I NEVER DO, SO I WON'T >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: BUT THE WHOLE CAST IS GREAT IN THIS. >> WELL -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GO >> NO, YOU GO. >> Jimmy: I AM RELEASING AN
ALBUM NEXT YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I -- HONESTLY, THIS WAS
ANOTHER -- I MEAN, YOU HAVE FEW GREAT EXPERIENCES. KURT ALWAYS SAYS, LIKE, EVERY
TEN YEARS, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU GET ANOTHER GREAT EXPERIENCE
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> -- MAKING A MOVIE WHERE LIKE EVERYTHING KIND OF
FITS >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM?
>> YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THIS FELT LIKE IT REALLY WAS LIKE -
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT CRUSHED IT CAME OUT -- THEY DID SOME EXPERIMENT THING, IT CAME OUT
IN THE THEATERS -- CRUSHED I MEAN, BROKE RECORDS. AND THEN WENT AWAY
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: VERY MYSTERIOUS. >> VERY.
>> Jimmy: VERY GLASS ONIONY. >> A TRUE "KNIVES OUT" MYSTERY >> Jimmy: WHAT IS A MYSTERY?
WHAT IS REAL LIFE? >> BUT I REALLY FEEL WHAT WAS SO WONDERFUL ABOUT THAT WAS
THAT PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO SEE MOVIES >> Jimmy: YOU SAID PEOPLE WERE
IN THE CROWD WHEN YOU WENT TO THE PREMIER AND IT WAS LIKE "ROCKY."
>> YEAH. IT WAS - >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE
SCREAMING, GOING, "YEAH! >> YEAH. I MEAN, IT WAS WILD.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN >> IT WAS SO FUN >> Jimmy: TO GET THAT
EXPERIENCE ON A BIG SCREEN >> IN FRONT OF 1,500 PEOPLE. SO THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT -- I
HADN'T SEEN IT BEFORE. I SAW IT IN FRONT OF 1,500 PEOPLE, SO I WAS ALREADY
LIKE SWEATING AND HAD A BIT OF A MIGRAINE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE FREAKING
OUT. >> OH. BUT THE SECOND THE CROWD
STARTED, IT WAS LIKE, OH, MAN, THIS IS A BLAST. >> Jimmy: IT'S A PARTY
I WANT TO READ ONE REVIEW THAT STUCK OUT. PLUG YOUR EARS IF I'M GOING TO
EMBARRASS YOU. >> I DON'T LIKE THESE. >> Jimmy: "DAILY BEAST" SAYS,
"IN PART, KATE HUDSON ABSOLUTELY KILLS IN 'GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY.
HUDSON STEALS THE SHOW IT MIGHT JUST BE HER SHARPEST PERFORMANCE YET.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, KATE HUDSON COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOD! >> Jimmy: OOH-LA-LA.
>> I LOVE THAT THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. I'M GLAD THAT YOU READ THAT.
I DON'T LIKE READING ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S MY JOB. >> BECAUSE I FEEL WEIRD.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO >> AND THEN I'LL GO DOWN A A RABBIT HOLE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S WELL DONE YOU'VE GOT THAT. CAN WE SET UP YOUR CHARACTER AT
ALL? >> YEAH, BIRDIE JAY -- WHICH WAS ACTUALLY, IT'S MY NICKNAME
SO, MY DAD, KURT'S, CALLED ME BIRDIE MY WHOLE LIFE IT WAS SHORT OF -- IMMEDIATELY
WHEN I READ IT, I WAS LIKE, OH, BIRDIE THAT'S EASY.
>> Jimmy: WEIRD. >> THAT FEELS GOOD BUT BIRDIE JAY IS NOT A LOT
LIKE ME. SHE SAYS THINGS THAT SHE SHOULDN'T.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SHE'S VERY UNCENSORED >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SHE'S BOLD. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE DO FOR A LIVING
>> I MEAN, SHE HAS A SWEATPANTS COMPANY. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND -- >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND SHE IS LIKE A -- KIND OF
WAS A MODELISH - >> Jimmy: YEP. OKAY
>> -- SOCIALITE VIBES >> Jimmy: OKAY >> RIGHT
YEAH ONE OF THOSE >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> AND SHE -- MILES BRON, EDWARD NORTON. HE PLAYS THE BILLIONAIRE
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HIS ISLAND, AND WE'RE ALL KIND OF CONNECTED TO MILES BECAUSE HE BASICALLY
PAYS FOR EVERYTHING THAT WE'RE ALL DOING. >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> AND BIRDIE IS LIKE THE BIG, FLAMBOYANT ONE AND THAT'S -- I MEAN, THAT'S AS
MUCH AS I CAN SAY REALLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY IS THAT THERE'S A MURDER
CAN WE SAY THAT? >> OH, YEAH. THERE'S A MURDER
>> Jimmy: AND SOMEONE DID IT >> AND SOMEONE DID IT. >> Jimmy: AND EVERYONE IS
A GREAT CHARACTER. >> OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO FUN.
AND SO FUNNY >> Jimmy: BUT YOU KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK.
IT'S SO GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S KATE HUDSON IN "GLASS
ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
*
>> LIONEL, YOU ARE TOO SEXY TO BE A SCIENTIST AND CLAIRE, YOU LOOK SO CUTE
>> THANKS, BIRD. YOU REALLY TRY I LIKE THAT.
YOU REALLY MAKE AN EFFORT. >> WELL, I FIGURED, GREECE >> AND NO MASK
I CAN BREATHE AGAIN. LOOK AT THIS POOL. I THINK I'LL GO FOR A SWIM
* [ WATER SPLASHING MAYBE I'LL LAY OUT FOR A BIT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT? KATE HUDSON, UNBELIEVABLE. "GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT
MYSTERY" PREMIERES ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 23rd. MORRIS CHESTNUT JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON, BUDDY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW LIMITED SERIES, "THE BEST MAN: THE FINAL CHAPTERS,"
WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON PEACOCK DECEMBER 22nd. PLEASE WELCOME MORRIS CHESTNUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. >> JIMMY FALLON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A STUD RIGHT
THERE. >> JIMMY FALLON. >> Jimmy: MORRIS CHESTNUT,
WELCOME TO THE SHOW, BUD >> THANK YOU, MAN. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO "BEST MAN," BUT BEFORE WE EVEN
GET INTO THAT, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS YOU WERE THE 1998 WINNER OF THE
MADDEN BOWL. >> YES, I WAS. I WAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. >> Jimmy: AND WE GAVE OUT
A NINTENDO SWITCH EARLIER, SO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT GAMING
WHAT -- HOW DID YOU WIN THIS I KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS. DO YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE
WHAT THIS IS >> YEAH, SO, THE MADDEN BOWL WAS EVERY SUPER BOWL
"JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL" WAS A A VIDEO GAME SO EVERY YEAR AT THE SUPER BOWL
THEY WOULD HAVE THIS HUGE TOURNAMENT TO WHERE ACTORS, CELEBRITIES, PLAYERS WOULD PLAY
IN A TOURNAMENT TO SEE WHO IS THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, OR THE MADDEN BOWL CHAMPION
>> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THIS. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU WON IT
>> AND I WON IT, YES, YES. >> Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I WAS VERY PROUD OF THAT MOMENT >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
OF THAT. >> THAT WAS -- THAT WAS MY HIGHEST HONOR.
>> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE BUT HOW DID YOU -- DID YOU GAME ALL THE TIME
>> OH, YEAH, OH, NO. SO I HAVE A GROUP OF FRIENDS, AND WE USED TO PLAY ALL THE
TIME IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WE REALLY TOOK SERIOUSLY
IT WASN'T JUST A VIDEO GAME TO US IT WAS LIKE-- IT WAS LIKE
CHESS. IT WAS AN ELEVATED CHESS MATCH, AND WE REALLY TOOK IT
SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: I GOT INTO THIS A LITTLE BIT AND DID A LITTLE
RESEARCH >> UH-HUH? >> Jimmy: YOU WENT OUT TO --
YOU USED TO GO TO VEGAS AND DO TOURNAMENTS? >> YEAH, SO, YEAH.
IT WAS FUNNY TOO SO, YES. I WAS A GROWN MAN PLAYING VIDEO
GAMES GOING TO TOURNAMENTS, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> HERE'S THE FUNNY THING, BECAUSE ONE YEAR IT WAS IN
MIAMI. AND SO, I WENT TO THIS TOURNAMENT IN MIAMI.
IT WAS A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, I THINK IT WAS, LIKE, 200 PLAYERS OR WHATEVER.
AND TYRESE WAS STAYING IN THE SAME HOTEL >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO HE HEARD THAT I WAS THERE, SO HE CAME DOWN AND HE SAW ME, AND HE'S LIKE,
"YO. HE JUST SAW ME IN THE ROOM HE'S LIKE, "YO, MORRIS, WHAT'S
UP WHAT'S GOOD? YOU KNOW, "YOU HERE DOING
A MOVIE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SOME PRESS?"
I SAID, "NO. I SAID, "I'M IN THE TOURNAMENT I'M IN THIS MADDEN TOURNAMENT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HE LOOKED AT ME KIND OF CONFUSED
HE'S LIKE, "YOU CAME FROM L.A. TO MIAMI TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YOU
KNOW." SO, THAT'S WHAT IT WAS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. >> HE WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY. BUT, YEAH, IT WAS FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: WELL, ACTUALLY, WE HAVE VIDEO OF YOU. >> OH, YOU DO?
>> Jimmy: OF WINNING, YOU WINNING THE 1998 MADDEN BOWL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
CHAMPION OF THE MADDEN BOWL '98, MR. MORRIS --
>> CHESTNUT, THAT'S RIGHT. MORRIS CHESTNUT. >> OH, TOUCHDOWN
>> I GOT A FEW GUYS I PLAY WITH BACK HOME. WE CALL OURSELVES THE
FEDERATION FEDERATION, YEAH >> I LOST THOUGH
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I LOST TO ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN HERE THOUGH.
>> WHO'D YOU LOSE TO >> MORRIS CHESTNUT >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LATE, GREAT -
>> Jimmy: COOLIO >> LATE, GREAT COOLIO. LATE, GREAT COOLIO
>> Jimmy: LOVE COOLIO. >> YEAH, NO, THAT WAS GREAT. THAT WAS -- THAT WAS A GOOD
TIME, MAN. IT WAS HYPE. IT WAS HYPE.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT HOW -- LOOK AT HOW HYPED UP YOU WERE THERE YOU WERE LIKE, "YEAH, WHAT'S
UP THE FEDERATION!" >> BECAUSE YOUR PEOPLE DON'T
UNDERSTAND THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF THE INTENSITY OF THIS
THIS IS BRAGGING RIGHTS. I MEAN, WE LITERALLY -- YOU KNOW, WE WOULD BET THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS ON GAMES WE'D SAY "CASH ON THE CONSOLE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> SO IT WAS REALLY -- IT WAS REALLY A BIG THING >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAD A NAME
FOR YOUR GROUP >> YEAH, SO OUR GROUP WAS CALLED THE FEDERATION.
AND I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER NOW WE GOT THAT NAME, BUT WE ALL HAD LITTLE NICKNAMES INSIDE THE
FEDERATION SO WHENEVER WE WENT SOMEWHERE, LIKE, WE WERE PLAYING ANOTHER
GROUP OF WHATEVER THEIR NAME WAS. >> Jimmy: YOU WOULD JUST YELL
"FEDERATION. >> FEDERATION, YEAH. I REMEMBER ONE YEAR WE WENT
UP - >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, "WHY'S HE YELLING 'FEDERATION'?"
>> ONE YEAR WE WENT UP NORTH AND WE PLAYED AGAINST A HEAD BUSTERS CREW
SO IT WAS JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF CREW TYPE -- CREW VERSUS CREW
IT WAS SOME REAL, LIKE -- IT WAS REAL EDGY, GANG-TYPE STUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO IT WAS NOT THAT.
NO, IT WASN'T. >> WE WERE EDGY. >> Jimmy: NO, IT WAS NOT AT
ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, IT WASN'T
IT WASN'T THAT >> Jimmy: THAT IS AN HONOR FOR YOU, OBVIOUSLY, OF COURSE.
BUT YOU'RE ON THE WALK OF FAME, THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME THAT IS A REAL -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, OH, YES. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT
>> OH, THANK YOU YES. YEAH
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND YOU WON THIS
MARCH 23rd >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: AND YOU ACTUALLY
SAID, HEY, CAN I -- I'M HONORED TO GET THIS. CAN I MOVE IT TO MARCH 23rd
BECAUSE IT WAS A VERY SPECIFIC DATE >> IT WAS A SPECIFIC DATE.
SO, ONE DAY MY MOTHER JUST CAME AND SHE SAID, "HEY, YOU SHOULD -- YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO
BE ON THE HALL OF FAME -- THE WALK OF FAME." I WAS LIKE, "AH, I DON'T REALLY
THINK ABOUT THAT I'M JUST TRYING TO GO FROM JOB TO JOB, AND KEEP MOVING.
SHE GOES, "NO, I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME."
SO SHE CALLED MY PUBLICIST AND ACTIVATED MY PUBLICIST AND MY WIFE AND THEY WENT OUT AND THEY
GOT IT DONE. SO, I SAID, YOU KNOW, AS A A TRIBUTE TO HER, I WANTED IT
TO BE GIVEN TO ME ON HER BIRTHDAY [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
SO, I SELECTED MARCH 23rd IS WHEN I GOT MY -- WHEN I GOT MY -
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND MOM IS THERE >> AND THAT'S MOM.
THAT'S HER THAT'S HER, RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: AND MOM WAS RIGHT
THERE. THERE'S MOM. >> IT WAS DONE ON HER BIRTHDAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW CUTE IS THAT >> YEAH, DONE ON HER BIRTHDAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD WE BE -- WHAT WOULD WE BE WITHOUT OUR MOMS
>> OH, WITHOUT A DOUBT >> Jimmy: NO, NOTHING. >> NOTHING
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE BEST MAN: THE FINAL CHAPTERS."
WHERE IS YOUR CHARACTER NOW? WHERE DO WE FIND HIM >> SO, WE LAST LEFT MY
CHARACTER, HIS WIFE PASSED AWAY IN THE MOVIE SO NOW, WHEN THIS VERSION OPENS
UP, HE'S KIND OF REALLY TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF. AND HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF
BY TRYING TO TAKE AWAY THE PAIN IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, HE'S REALLY
JUST TRYING TO NOT FEEL THE PAIN OF LOSING HIS WIFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, HE'S KIND OF GOING AROUND DOING THIS. >> Jimmy: IT'S DRAMATIC, BUT
IT'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AS WELL >> IT'S FUN, YES, AND FUNNY, YES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, YOU'VE ALSO KNOWN THE CAST FOR YEARS
>> OH, YEAH. OH, NO, YEAH, WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER -- I MEAN, THE
ORIGINAL WE DID IN 1999. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS
10-YEARS-OLD BACK THEN [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IF YOU GUYS ARE DOING THE
MATH, YOU'RE DOING THE MATH -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE MADDEN BOWL CHAMP
SO, HELLO! >> BUT I WAS MADDEN BOWL CHAMPION
>> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. FEDERATION
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MORRIS CHESTNUT IN "THE
BEST MAN: THE FINAL CHAPTERS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OUR 20th
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE -- IT'S THE "WHAT IFs" THAT ALWAYS HAUNT ME
WHAT IF YOU WERE STILL HERE? WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE I KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED OUR
SON. [ SIGH ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY >> JUST A LITTLE EMOTIONAL JUST A LITTLE EMOTIONAL.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A PLEASURE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, MAN.
I APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: MORRIS CHESTNUT, "THE BEST MAN: THE FINAL CHAPTERS"
BEGINS STREAMING ON PEACOCK, DECEMBER 22nd. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE CAST OF "A BEAUTIFUL NOISE, THE NEIL DIAMOND MUSICAL."
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "AMERICA," PLEASE WELCOME WILL SWENSON AND THE CAST OF "A BEAUTIFUL NOISE,
THE NEIL DIAMOND MUSICAL." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> IT WAS MORE THAN 100 YEARS AGO THAT A LITTLE GIRL MADE THE GREAT VOYAGE TO A PLACE CALLED
AMERICA. THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS MY GRANDMOTHER.
SHE AND HER DAUGHTER ROSE INSPIRED ME TO ACHIEVE EVERYTHING I ACHIEVED IN MY
LIFE HER COURAGE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
THIS ONE IS FOR HER. * * FAR
WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING FAR WITHOUT A HOME BUT NOT WITHOUT A STAR *
* FRE ONLY WANT TO BE FREE WE HUDDLE CLOS
AND HANG ON TO A DREAM * * ON THE BOATS AN ON THE PLANE
THEY'RE COMING TO AMERIC NEVER LOOKING BACK AGAIN * * THEY'RE COMING TO AMERICA
HOME DON'T IT SEEM SO FAR AWA OH WE'RE TRAVELING *
* LIGHT TODAY IN THE EYE OF THE STOR IN THE EYE OF THE STOR
HOME * * TO A NEW AND A SHINY PLAC MAKE OUR BED AND
WE'LL SAY OUR GRAC FREEDOM'S LIGHT * * BURNING WAR
FREEDOM'S LIGH BURNING WARM ON THE BOATS AND *
* ON THE PLANES THEY'RE COMING TO AMERIC NEVER LOOKING BACK AGAIN
THEY'RE COMING TO AMERICA * * EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORL
THEY'RE COMING TO AMERIC EVERY TIME THAT * * FLAG'S UNFURLED
THEY'RE COMING TO AMERIC TODA THEY'RE COMING TO AMERICA *
* TODAY THEY'RE COMING TO AMERIC TODA
THEY'RE COMING TO AMERICA * * TODAY THEY'RE COMING TO AMERIC
TODA MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE * * TODAY
SWEET LAND OF LIBERT TODA OF THEE I SING *
* TODAY THEY'RE COMING TO AMERICA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THE CAST OF "A BEAUTIFUL NOISE, THE NEIL DIAMOND MUSICAL.
GO SEE IT ON BROADWAY AT THE BROADHURST THEATER FOR TICKETS GO TO
ABAUTIFULNOISETHEMUSICAL.COM WE'LL BE RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KATE HUDSON, MORRIS CHESTNUT,
THE CAST OF A "A BEAUTIFUL NOISE: A NEIL DIAMOND MUSCIAL. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADEPHIA, PENNSLYVANIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.
BUH-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE