>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEVIN JAMES,
ILANA GLAZER CHEF JACQUEZ PEPIN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1593 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I APPRECIATE THAT.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE
THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
STEPHEN BREYER IS STEPPING DOWN EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT
"ENCANTO." A WINTER HURRICANE MIGHT BE HEADING TOWARD THE EAST COAST.
AND PIZZA HUT JUST RELEASED ITS SPICIEST PIZZA EVER. LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT
ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWSMASH.
* >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, JUSTICE BREYER, HE'S RETIRING
AFTER NEARLY 30 YEARS ON THE SUPREME COURT. DEMOCRATS ARE ALREADY TALKING
ABOUT WHO SHOULD REPLACE HIM BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT?
BRUNO. [ LAUGHTER ] "ENCANTO" IS HUGE RIGHT NOW.
IT'S GOT AN AMAZING SOUND TRACK BY LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA. AND TWO OF THE SONGS ARE
CURRENTLY IN THE BILLBOARD TOP 10 THE MUSIC IS ROCKING EVERYONE
LIKE A HURRICANE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
A BOMB CYCLONE WITH THE POWER OF A HURRICANE IS HEADED FOR THE NORTHEAST.
AND IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE YOUR OWN PERSONAL BOMB CYCLONE, WHY NOT TRY PIZZA HUT'S NEW
SPICY LOVER'S PIZZA. IT'S THEIR SPICIEST PIZZA EVER WITH RED JALAPENOS AND CHILI
PEPPERS. IT WILL MESS YOU UP SO BAD YOU'LL HAVE TO RETIRE.
WHOEVER FILLS BREYER'S SEAT WILL BE STUCK IN THAT ROLE FOR YEARS TO COME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF THINGS GETTING STUCK FOR YEARS, THE "ENCANTO"
SOUND TRACK. WE'RE GOING TO BE SINGING THESE SONGS FOR A LONG TIME.
IT'S BASICALLY THE NEW "FROZEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO TO PREPARE, PEOPLE ARE STOCKING UP ON WATER AND TOILET PAPER, BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE
STORM, BECAUSE THEY JUST TRIED PIZZA HUT'S NEW SPICY'S LOVER'S PIZZA.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, TIME TO GO, LET IT SNOW, GET THAT DOUGH, "WE
DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO, NO, NO, NO." THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH.
* >> Jimmy: WELL, AS I MENTIONED
THIS WEEKEND A GIANT WINTER STORM IS HEADING FOR THE EAST COAST.
BUT I SAW THIS ONE TWEET FROM NBC NEWS THAT WASN'T SUPER HELPFUL.
IT SAID NEW YORK CITY COULD SEE BETWEEN 2 INCHES AND 20 INCHES OF SHOW THIS WEEKEND
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, THANKS A LOT >> Steve: YEAH, NOW I KNOW
>> Jimmy: PRETTY BIG RANGE RIGHT THERE. I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MAKING THESE
PREDICTIONS? THE CDC? [ LAUGHTER ]
"SIX FEET, THREE FEET, TEN DAYS, FIVE DAYS. WE DON'T KNOW.
YEAH SO, YOU'LL EITHER BE GOING TO WORK, OR YOU'LL BE BURIED INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
SO, GET READY. SOME BUSINESS NEWS BUD LIGHT JUST ANNOUNCED
THEY'RE RELEASING BUD LIGHT NEXT, A ZERO CARB BEER THAT THEY SPENT NEARLY TEN YEARS
TRYING TO MAKE TEN YEARS. WOW, SOMEHOW IT TOOK A FEW
MONTHS FOR THE PFIZER VACCINE, BUT TEN YEARS FOR BUD LIGHT NEXT
[ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS DELTA AIRLINES WILL SOON BRING
BACK HOT MEAL SERVICE ON ITS FLIGHTS. MEANWHILE, SPIRIT IS LIKE,
"THAT'S WHY WE PUT THE ENGINE IN THE CABIN, SO PEOPLE CAN HEAT UP WHATEVER THEY WANT."
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, I READ THAT ELON MUSK TOOK HIS KIDS TO WALMART SO
THEY COULD SEE THE PANDEMIC TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE FIRST HAND
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HIS KIDS WERE LIKE, "THIS IS CRAZY DAD.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST USE $100 BILLS LIKE WE DO? [ LAUGHTER ]
"LET'S GO HOME NOW." FINALLY, I HEARD BECAUSE OF STAFF SHORTAGES, THE GOVERNOR
OF NEW MEXICO HAD TO FILL IN AS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY EFFECTIVE WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS, "BEHAVE OR I'M RAISING YOUR PARENTS'
PROPERTY TAXES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE FUNNY NEW FILM "HOME TEAM," WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX KEVIN JAMES
IS JOINING US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S ALWAYS A DELIGHT.
PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW SERIES "THE AFTERPARTY," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW
ON APPLE TV PLUS, VERY FUNNY ILANA GLAZER IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I'M FREAKING OUT EVERYONE'S KIND OF BUZZING AND
FREAKING OUT HIS LATEST BOOK "ART OF THE CHICKEN" WILL BE RELEASED LATER
THIS FALL. WE ARE COOKING WITH LEGENDARY CHEF JACQUES PEPIN EVERYBODY
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "ART OF THE CHICKEN.
POULET OH, I WANT TO QUICKLY SAY, WE DID A SHOW DURING OUR BREAK
CALLED "THAT'S MY JAM" ON NBC, MONDAYS AT 9:00. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANKS EVERYONE WORKING ON THAT SHOW WE WERE OFF.
WE GOT TO DO THE SHOW, GREAT GUESTS IT WAS SUPER FUN, GIANT SHOW
AND IT HIT FOR NBC, SO WE'RE REALLY PSYCHED BUT WE MADE SIX EPISODES
AND THE LAST ONE AIRS MONDAY THIS COMING MONDAY BUT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT
SUNDAY >> Steve: RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOW
>> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE A SHOW. >> Steve: YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT AT HOME.
>> Jimmy: I COULD TALK ABOUT IT TO NO ONE. BUT NOW I HAVE THE SIDE SHOW, I
MIGHT AS WELL SAY, "STAY TUNED FOR MONDAY." >> Steve: MONDAY
>> Jimmy: MONDAY, SET YOUR DVR I'LL EVEN GO THAT FAR. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN PLAN A REAL PARTY. >> Steve: YOU SHOULD PARTY
AROUND THE SHOW. YOU SET THE DVR, ORDER SPICY PIZZA.
>> Jimmy: YOU GET SOME PIZZA YOU GET THAT SPICY LOVER'S PIZZA.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GET READY FOR "THAT'S MY JAM.
IF YOU DVR IT, YOU CAN REWIND IT, YOU CAN PAUSE IT, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
>> Steve: OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN STREAMING SERVICE
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL USE IT, RIGHT?
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DVR "TONIGHT SHOW. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: DO BOTH. "TONIGHT SHOW" DVR THAT. >> Steve: RIGHT, EAT SOME SPICY
PIZZA. >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PIZZA.
YOU GUYS FIGURE OUT WHAT TYPE OF FOOD YOU'RE GOING TO EAT FOR THE PARTY ON MONDAY NIGHT AT
9:00 WHICH IS "THAT'S MY JAM," IS THE SHOW
BUT DVR IF YOU CAN'T CATCH IT LIVE BUT ALSO MIGHT AS WELL DVR
"TONIGHT SHOW" WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ALEXA, TAPE "TONIGHT SHOW" ON
DVR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, RIGHT
I'M TRYING TO HELP OUT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: CAUSE WE MAKE A GOOD
MORNING SHOW, AS WELL. >> Steve: YEAH, WAKE UP TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW.
>> Jimmy: WAKE UP, YOU GO, "I HAVE NOTHING TO WATCH. WELL, NOW YOU DO
YOU HAVE TWO THINGS TO WATCH >> Steve: "THAT'S MY JAM." >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
AND THE "TONIGHT SHOW," YEAH BUT WE HAVE GREAT GUESTS KATE HUDSON IS ON THIS MONDAY
AND IT'S RIDICULOUS. YOU'LL SEE WHAT SHE DOES BUT IT'S GREAT
ANYWAY, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THAT'S MY JAM," MONDAY NIGHT,
9:00 P.M THANK YOU NBC. BEFORE WE GO ON, I WANT TO TAKE
A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW. THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE
COMMERCIAL BREAKS. WE WANT TO MAKE SURE WE MENTION ALL OF THEM.
SO, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS."
* TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * >> Jimmy: FEBREZE, SPRAY BEFORE
YOUR PARENTS VISIT SO THEY THINK YOU HAVE YOUR LIFE TOGETHER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VITA COCONUT WATER, WE PROMISE YOU'LL CONVINCE YOURSELF IT
TASTES GOOD EVENTUALLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STARBUCKS, WE'RE THE REASON YOU
KNOW THREE, AND ONLY THREE, WORDS IN ITALIAN [ APPLAUSE ]
BIORE NOSE STRIPS, EFFECTIVE BUT YIKES IS IT GROSS. [ APPLAUSE ]
UBER EATS, BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS, "I'M LAZY," LIKE MAKING THE GUY WHO DRIVES YOU AROUND
ALSO BRING YOU YOUR DINNER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CREST WHITE STRIPS, WE WILL NOT
STOP UNTIL YOUR TEETH ARE SO WHITE THEY KIND OF FREAK PEOPLE OUT.
[ APPLAUSE ] HUNT'S KETCHUP, THAT GROSS LITTLE PUDDLE OF WATER AT THE
TOP OF THE BOTTLE, WELL, THAT'S THE HUNT'S DIFFERENCE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YELP, BE MAD ONLINE ABOUT A PLACE THAT WAS PROBABLY MEAN TO YOU FOR A GOOD REASON
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, GARDEN VEGGIE STRAWS, THE OFFICE SNACK
GUARANTEED NEVER TO BE STOLEN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"HASHTAGS," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO
HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: GUYS, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE WE SEND
OUT A HASHTAG, AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE
#MYHIGHSCHOOLWASWEIRD. AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE SOME FUNNY OR WEIRD THINGS
ABOUT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC
SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. REALLY THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE
THAT NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE
#MYHIGHSCHOOLWASWEIRD RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE'S WAS FROM
@ROBINJOSMITH. SHE SAYS, "ONE TEACHER'S BATHROOM PASS WAS AN ACTUAL
TOILET SEAT THAT YOU HAD TO CARRY WITH YOU TO THE RESTROOM."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EMBARRASSING THIS IS FROM @DONTTHINKSO555
THEY SAY, "IT WAS SNOWING REALLY HARD ONE DAY WHEN WE ASKED THE VICE PRINCIPAL IF WE
COULD LEAVE EARLY. HE SAID, "NO THE ROADS AREN'T DANGEROUS ENOUGH YET."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "HERE'S A TOILET SEAT."
>> Jimmy: "HERE'S YOUR TOILET SEAT." THIS ONE'S FROM
@HITECHRELOADED. >> Steve: OH YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "WE HAD AN
ENGLISH TEACHER THAT WOULD SMOKE WEED BEFORE SCHOOL, AND HANG UPSIDE-DOWN BY HIS ANKLES
IN THE GYM WHILE READING THE NEWSPAPER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT >> Steve: YEAH, NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @MARYOLMSTED13 SHE SAYS, "WE HAD A BRING YOUR TRACTOR TO
SCHOOL DAY IF YOU BROUGHT ONE IN, YOU GOT TO SKIP ALL CLASSES, AND JUST
TALK WITH OTHERS ABOUT TRACTORS THAT WOULD CAUSE TRAFFIC DELAYS
BECAUSE THERE WAS ONE MAIN ROAD INTO THE SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S PRETTY FUN, MAN NOW, THIS ONE IS FROM @COURTNEYGAYLE6.
SHE SAYS, "THE MASCOT WAS A LITERAL MOP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WHAT A MOP? >> Jimmy: THE MASCOT'S A MOP
THIS ONE'S FROM @RILEYSMITHIAM HE SAYS, "ONE TIME MY FRIENDS AND I FOUND A LOCKED SECRET
ROOM DOWN THE STAIRS FROM THE BATHROOM WITH A DENTISTS CHAIR SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
>> Steve: OH, IS IT SAFE >> Jimmy: THAT CAN'T BE REAL, RIGHT?
THAT CAN'T BE REAL, RIGHT? >> Steve: COULD BE >> Jimmy: DENTIST CHAIR UNDER
THE HIGH SCHOOL? >> Steve: YEAH, FOR TORTURE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU GOT THE TOILET SEAT, YOU GOT THE TRACTOR. YOU'RE ALL SET
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @JAMESMDODGE
HE SAYS, "MY SCHOOL'S LITERAL NAME WAS WILL C. WOOD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH [ RIM SHOT ] NOT TOO CLOSE!
SPREAD APART >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @ZELDACORNER
HE SAYS, "THERE WAS THIS KID THAT WOULD RUN AROUND DURING HIGH SCHOOL AND HISS AT PEOPLE
HE WAS REALLY SMART, BUT HE WOULD JUST RANDOMLY HISS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ JIMMY HISSES ] THIS ONE'S FROM THE @SUSANSPATT.
SHE SAYS, "MY HIGH SCHOOL OFFERED CANOE LESSONS IN THE SWIMMING POOL.
ABOUT TWO STROKES OF THE PADDLE SENT YOU DOWN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE POOL.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "ALL RIGHT GIVE ME 500 LAPS BACKWARD.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @CHARLIEHBAUMANN HE SAYS, "MY HIGH SCHOOL IS
SHAPED LIKE MALE GENITALIA." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: IS THAT WILL C. WOOD
HIGH SCHOOL? [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: IT MUST BE THEY MUST HAVE WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Steve: OH, BOY. >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @SHEARDBEARD
HE SAYS, "OUR HEALTH TEACHER MENTIONED THAT HE GOT A PAPER CUT IN HIS EYE
AS HE DEMONSTRATED HOW IT HAPPENED, HE RECUT HIS EYE." >> Steve: OH
[ APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS," TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KEVIN JAMES, EVERYBODY
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND A VERY
FUNNY COMEDIAN STARRING IN THE NEW FILM "HOME TEAM," WHICH PREMIERES ON NETFLIX TOMORROW.
HERE'S THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING KEVIN JAMES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN JAMES!
I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. >> LOVE YOU TOO, MAN >> Jimmy: WELCOME.
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YOU LOOK GOOD, PAL I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER --
HAVE I EVER SEEN YOU WITH A SHAVED HEAD? >> OH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ON THERE WITH A SHAVED HEAD I DID A MOVIE, WHICH WAS LIKE
A LITTLE SINISTER MOVIE CALLED "BECKY," AND IT WAS A DIFFERENT CHARACTER, SO I SHAVED MY HEAD
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "I'LL - I'LL JUST GROW IT BACK AFTERWARDS."
AND I STARTED TO GROW IT BACK, AND GOD STEPPED IN AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IT'S NOT GOING TO
HAPPEN." IT DIDN'T COME IN VERY THICK SO, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAYBE I
BETTER STICK WITH THIS." YOU HAVE GOOD HAIR >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
YEAH, THIS IS -- >> VERY GOOD HAIR. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
THIS IS THE BEST TOUPEE MONEY CAN BUY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN YOU CAN REALLY -- >> IT REALLY IS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE GLUE -
>> IT'S TIGHT ON THE SIDE. I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S A NEW YEAR. YOU GOT A NEW LOOK I MEAN, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING
ELSE DIFFERENTLY FOR THE NEW YEAR >> I'M TRYING, AS ALWAYS, TO
GET IN SHAPE, BUT IT'S JUST -- IT'S NOT WORKING BECAUSE I'M OLDER THAN YOU, MAN.
I'M JUST FEELING -- I FEEL EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, THE ACHES AND PAINS
AND JUST MOVING AROUND I CAN'T GET MOTIVATED. YOU KNOW, IT'S EVEN --
EVEN GETTING OUT OF BED TAKES ME, LIKE - I USED TO SPRING UP.
BUT, I DON'T KNOW. IT TAKES ME -- FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE A MATTRESS, I'VE HAD IT
FOR LIKE, TEN YEARS, SO IT KIND OF KNOWS ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GOT, LIKE, THE FAT GUY DIVOT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? LIKE, IF YOU WALKED IN MY
BEDROOM IN THE MORNING AND YOU -- YOU EVER SEE HALF AN AVOCADO?
IT WOULD LITERALLY LOOK LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> Jimmy: THE PIT, YEAH. >> I'M JUST -- KIND OF STUCK IN THERE.
IT TAKES ME -- SO THAT TAKES A WHILE TO GET GOING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I SOMETIMES -- I ALMOST SOMETIMES ROCK MYSELF TO GO LIKE -- "HOO-YA" AND THEN
GET UP >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND GET OUT.
>> IT'S A MOMENTUM THING TO GET OUT. FOR ME, EVEN TO GET TO THE
SIDE, BECAUSE I SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE TO GET OVER, I'VE GOT TO GET
ENOUGH WEIGHT OVER THE SIDE OF THE BED. IT'S LIKE -- YOU REMEMBER THAT
ARCADE GAME WHERE THE COINS WHERE THEY JUST KEEP PUSHING IT CLOSER TO THE SIDE
[ LAUGHTER ] UNTIL YOU SPILL ONTO THE FLOOR LIKE A BABY CALF BEING BORN.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE KIDS YOU EVER WORK OUT WITH THE KIDS
YOU DO ACTIVE STUFF WITH THEM? >> I TRY TO. YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THE SHUTDOWN
FOR US WAS MISERABLE, YOU KNOW AND KIDS NOW -- YOU HAVE HOW MANY KIDS?
>> I HAVE TWO GIRLS. >> THREE TWO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, TWO. >> THEY'RE PROBABLY ACTIVE LITTLE GIRLS -
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE GOT A BOY -- JUST NOT ACTIVE
I TRY TO GET HIM GOING HE'S JUST -- KIDS TODAY, IT FEELS LIKE THEY'RE LESS ACTIVE
THAN WE WERE I MEAN -- AND I SAID, "HEY, WE'VE GOT TO START WORKING OUT,
BUDDY. AND HE'S ALWAYS -- IT'S ALWAYS THE VIDEO GAMES.
SO I SAID, "ENOUGH OF THAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE. AND HE JUST TRIES TO NEGOTIATE
HIS WAY OUT OF IT. HE'S LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO DO -- CAN WE PLEASE -- CAN
I -- AND I'M LIKE, "NO, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ACTIVE.
ME AND YOU LET'S GO WE'RE GOING.
AND HE'S LIKE, "WHAT IF I GOT -- HE SAID THIS
HE SAID, "WHAT IF I GOT AN OCULUS?" AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT AN
OCULUS WAS, BUT IT'S ONE OF THOSE VIRTUAL REALITY MASKS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT IF I GET -- BECAUSE YOU CAN DO THINGS, HE
SAYS, ON THAT WHERE YOU CAN BE ACTIVE HE SAYS, YOU CAN -- THERE ARE
BOXING GAMES ON THERE WHERE YOU CAN BOX APOLLO CREED AND ROCKY OR MUHAMMAD ALI.
AND THERE'S SWORD GAMES WHERE YOU'RE LIKE A PIRATE AND ALL THAT STUFF
SO, HE'S LIKE, "I'LL BE ACTIVE THERE'S DANCE STUFF. AND I SAID, "ALL RIGHT
WELL, MAYBE THAT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT, I GUESS." SO, I LET HIM GET THE OCULUS
AND I SWEAR TO YOU, JIMMY, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE DO -
WE TALK ABOUT AND WE EMBELLISH STORIES. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP
ABOUT MY KID READY? THE FIRST DAY HE HAS IT, I WALK
DOWN THE STEPS I COME DOWN THE STEPS, I SEE HIM IN THE FOYER
HE'S STANDING WITH THE MASK ON -- THE OCULUS, RIGHT. AND HE'S LITERALLY JUST
STANDING THERE FOR TEN MINUTES, JUST NOTHING AND THEN, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
I'LL JUST SEE THIS I'LL JUST SEE -- WITH HIS FINGERS.
AND HE DID NOTHING AND HE GOES LIKE THIS, NOTHING TEN MINUTES.
I GO, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S FIGHTING APOLLO CREED AT ALL [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. >> Jimmy: NO >> I LITERALLY -- I RIP IT OFF
I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
HE DOWNLOADED A JOB SIMULATOR VIRTUAL REALITY -- HE GOT A JOB AT A CONVENIENCE
STORE AND THAT'S ALL HE WAS DOING. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS WAITING FOR CUSTOMERS TO COME IN. I'M NOT MAKING IT UP, JIMMY.
I SWEAR -- AND HE WAS RINGING PEOPLE UP THAT'S ALL HE WAS -- HE'S
GETTING, LIKE, CIGARETTES, AND THEN HE WOULD HAND IT TO THEM. AND THEN HE WOULD SIT THERE AND
WAIT FOR THE NEXT CUSTOMER HE JUST SAT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
LITERALLY -- NOTHING >> Jimmy: WHY DIDN'T HE PICK A A DIFFERENT JOB?
>> PICK UP A MOP AT LEAST! [ LAUGHTER ] STACK SOME CASES OF BEER
>> Jimmy: MOP UP THE - >> YES HE'S SITTING THERE
HE'S A HORRIBLE BUSINESS GUY, TOO. HE'S SCRATCHING OFF HIS OWN
LOTTO TICKETS. HE'S RUINING EVERYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
VERY LAZY KID. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE "HOME
TEAM." IT'S FUNNY, AS ALWAYS. KEVIN JAMES, IS OH, SO FUNNY
BUT IT'S HEARTWARMING. IT'S SOMETHING THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY.
IT'S ON NETFLIX. BASED ON A TRUE STORY. CAN YOU SET UP -
>> YES >> Jimmy: SET UP WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT FOR EVERYONE.
>> YEAH, SEAN PAYTON, WHO IS THE COACH OF THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, AFTER WINNING THE
SUPER BOWL, HE GOT SUSPENDED IT WAS THAT BOUNTY GATE A LONG TIME AGO
AND HE GOT SUSPENDED FOR A YEAR WHERE HE COULDN'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH ANYBODY IN THE NFL.
AND I NEVER KNEW THIS. I HEARD ABOUT THE SUSPENSION, AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
WITH IT. BUT HE SPENT THAT ENTIRE NEXT YEAR COACHING HIS 12-YEAR-OLD
SON'S FOOTBALL TEAM, THE WARRIORS, AND HE BROUGHT THEM TO A CHAMPIONSHIP.
AND HE RECONNECTED WITH HIS SON, AND HE BROUGHT THEM ALL THE WAY TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP
GAME AND HE LOST THE CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT IT WAS AN AMAZING -- HE
SAYS IT WAS THE BEST YEAR OF FOOTBALL IN HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE CONNECTED WITH HIS SON
AND I DISAGREE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WON A SUPER BOWL. IT'S PRETTY COOL
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S BE HONEST, RIGHT THE KID'S GREAT, BUT THAT'S
SECOND PLACE [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT?
IT'S A SUPER BOWL, MAN >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO THE MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT HE
CONNECTED -- YOU GUYS GOT TO SEE THIS IT'S GREAT
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S KEVIN JAMES IN "HOME TEAM."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> HE'S AT THE 20.
HE'S AT THE 10 OH, MY GOD, TOUCHDOWN WARRIORS [ CHEERS ]
FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF THE SEASON! AND JUST AS THE GAME COMES TO AN END
>> THAT WAS A TOUCHDOWN! >> TAKE IT EASY, ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HERE
>> AND FOLKS, THAT'LL DO IT. FINAL SCORE HERE, WARRIORS 6, KNIGHTS 38
>> WE GOT A TOUCHDOWN! WE GOT A TOUCHDOWN WE GOT A TOUCHDOWN
WE GOT A TOUCHDOWN
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE GOT A TOUCHDOWN WE GOT A -
KEVIN JAMES, EVERYBODY "HOME TEAM" PREMIERES TOMORROW TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
"HOME TEAM." MORE FUN WITH KEVIN WHEN WE COME BACK.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING WITH OUR PAL,
KEVIN JAMES, WHO STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX FILM "HOME TEAM. IT'S COMING OUT TOMORROW
I WANT TO ASK YOU, ALSO, ABOUT ANOTHER PROJECT THAT YOU'RE DOING.
YOU DID A LOCAL PRODUCTION OF "OLIVER. >> YES
YEAH, I TOOK A PAGE OUT OF SEAN PAYTON'S PLAYBOOK I DID A -- MY KIDS WERE ASKING
ME IF I COULD BE IN A PLAY WITH THEM SO I SAID, YEAH, I WOULD LOVE
TO DO A SMALL PART WHERE I JUST COME IN AND SAY HELLO, KIND OF, AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN IN THE
PLAY WITH THEM IT TURNED OUT TO BE -- WE DID "OLIVER.
I'D NEVER SEEN "OLIVER" BUT I'M PLAYING FAGIN IN "OLIVER," WHICH IS A PRETTY BIG PART,
MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW INVOLVED IT WAS.
IT'S THE HARDEST I'VE EVER WORKED FOR ANYTHING IN MY CAREER
I'M HONEST HAVE YOU EVER DONE LIVE THEATER?
>> Jimmy: NEVER. NO, NO, NO I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE LINES.
>> EXACTLY WELL, YOU CAN SING, THOUGH YOU CAN DANCE.
THERE'S ALL OF THIS IN THERE AND I'M JUST -- I'M HORRENDOUS WITH IT.
AND IT WAS LIKE -- IT'S FRIGHTENING. AND THESE KIDS ARE AMAZING
THE WHOLE GROUP IS REALLY GOOD, SO THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME
AND WE HAD SOME FUN DOING IT BUT I'M JUST NOT, YOU KNOW, MUSICAL GUY AND ALL THAT
IT'S LITERALLY THE HARDEST - DOUBLE REHEARSALS, LIKE TECH WEEK
THE WHOLE THING, LIVE AUDIENCE IT'S -- IT'S A PANIC FEST. >> Jimmy: DO YOUR KIDS SCHOOL
YOU TO ANY NEW MUSIC DO YOU GET TO HEAR MUSIC THROUGH YOUR KIDS?
>> I HEAR TONS OF MUSIC NOW. I MEAN -- THE RADIO'S ALWAYS GOING ALONG.
>> Jimmy: ANYTHING YOU'RE LISTENING TO NOW >> THE ONE SONG THAT'S IN MY
HEAD CONSTANTLY IS THE ONE THAT - F YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME!
WAIT >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT KIDDING
YOU AT ALL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN
YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN SIT DOWN SIT DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH YEAH OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME,
MAN. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BIT OF
THIS YOU LITTLE -- >> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH! YEAH >> Jimmy: YOUR MOVIE'S ON
NETFLIX, HUH WELL, GUESS WHAT [ SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU -- >> HEY THIS IS YOUR COMPUTER?
HOW YOU GETTING ANY WORK DONE? IS THIS WHERE YOU TYPE YOUR JOKES?
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH DON'T GET WET BUDDY! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> DUDE, DUDE, THAT IS NOT COOL >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S NOT COOL
AT ALL, MAN! NOTHING'S COOL ANYMORE >> YEAH?
HOW ABOUT A SACK OF NICKELS? YOU WANT NICKELS IN THE FACE WITH AN OLD SWEAT SOCK
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LUCKY YOU
MISSED ME WITH THAT ONE! IS YOUR MOVIE ABOUT FOOTBALL >> YEAH, IT'S ABOUT FOOTBALL
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL HERE'S SOMETHING THAT WAS ON MY FOOT! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WAIT A SECOND.
OH, YEAH >> OH, MY GOSH, I'M THINKING ABOUT THIS NOW
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY I JUST REMEMBERED. IT'S NOT F YOU
IT'S "ABCDEFU. IT'S THAT SONG BY GAYLE. [ APPLAUSE ]
YOU KNOW THAT ONE? >> Jimmy: WHAT AM I DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING?
I'M SO SORRY I LOVE YOU, KEVIN. I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO THIS
TO YOU >> I LOVE YOU, MAN >> Jimmy: THANKS, BUDDY.
I APPRECIATE IT. >> YEAH. BUT I DO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THIS,
OKAY >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO NO, NO
GOSH [ LAUGHTER ] >> DID I MISS YOU?
>> Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BANANA CREAM, MY FAVORITE.
MY THANKS TO KEVIN JAMES HIS NEW FILM "HOME TEAM" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX.
I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU HAVE A BABY TO BITE THE
THIGHS >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DO IT. >> THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T GET TO KISS ANOTHER
PERSON'S BABY ON THE MOUTH THAT'S BIZARRE >> Jimmy: NOPE
>> AND YOU DON'T GET TO BITE OTHER PEOPLE'S BABY'S THIGHS >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT, YOU
DON'T. >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED WRITER, ACTRESS,
AND PRODUCER WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW SERIES, "THE AFTERPARTY," WHICH BEGINS
STREAMING TOMORROW ON APPLE TV PLUS PLEASE WELCOME ILANA GLAZER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> TO SEE THE PEOPLE
HELLO! >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE HERE! THAT'S RIGHT
YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI, ROOTS
HEY. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME JIMMY, ARE YOU MY CLOSEST
FRIEND EVERY TIME I HAVE A LIFE MILESTONE, I'M COMING ON
"FALLON. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHEN I WAS -- GOT MARRIED, I
WAS PREGNANT >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE
>> YEAH, AND I GAVE BIRTH, AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, CALL JIMMY. WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS --
>> Jimmy: LET'S GET GOING, YEAH, THERE'S ANOTHER LIFE MOMENT
HOW'S BABY >> SHE'S SO CREAMY DREAMY. >> Jimmy: THE BEST EVER, RIGHT
>> WE CALL HER A TWINKIE, JUST FILLED WITH BREAST MILK. [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S CHUNKY I'M JUST -- I'M NIBBLING I'M KISSING.
>> Jimmy: YES! >> YOU HAVE A BABY TO BITE THE THIGHS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DO IT.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T GET TO KISS ANOTHER PERSON'S BABY ON THE MOUTH
THAT'S BIZARRE >> Jimmy: NOPE >> AND YOU DON'T GET TO BITE
OTHER PEOPLE'S BABY'S THIGHS >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S CORRECT, YOU DON'T.
IT'S THE BEST. AND I GOT TO SEE A PICTURE BACKSTAGE.
AND MAN, OH MAN, CONGRATULATIONS. SO HAPPY FOR YOU
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I ALSO GOT TO SEE A PHOTO THAT YOU POSTED THAT I
THINK A LOT OF US CAN RELATE TO, A LOT OF PARENTS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WORKING RIGHT NOW. THIS IS YOU WORKING DURING THE
PANDEMIC >> YEP, I GO FROM TOILET TO THE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH, THAT'S YOU >> THAT'S MY COMMUTE FROM
THERAPY -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR OFFICE >> YEAH, FROM THERAPY TO WORK
I'M TOILET TO EDGE OF TUB. DOOR IS CLOSED MOST OF THE TIME
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ISN'T THAT INTERESTING? THAT USED TO BE, LIKE, BATH IS
A PLACE FOR RELAXATION >> THAT'S RIGHT. NO, NOW IT IS WORK AND --
INTERNAL WORK AND EXTERNAL WORK >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH.
ARE YOU FIGURING OUT APARTMENT LIFE AND FIGURING THAT ALL OUT WITH BABY?
>> YEAH, BEING A PARENT IN NEW YORK CITY IS CRAZY I'M JUST UP SO MANY STAIRS
I'M LIKE THIS IS -- AS LONG AS I HAVE GOOD FORM, IT'S A A WORKOUT.
EVERY DAY I'M WORKING OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE
YOUR FORM IS ON POINT. >> I'M TUCKING THE PELVIS, I'M OPENING THE --
>> Jimmy: CORE, GOT TO WORK THE CORE >> GROCERIES
I'M LIKE -- I'M A SHERPA OR SOMETHING. I'M JUST CARRYING BAGS, IT'S A
A CRAZY LIFE >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF WHEN
YOU'RE DOING IT. >> NO. I'M LIKE, "AW, BABY.
AND THEN I'M LIKE, GROCERIES IS -- THIS IS BANANAS. THIS IS A TRIP
>> Jimmy: YEAH WE WERE TALKING HASHTAGS EARLIER WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL WAS
WEIRD. AND I WAS JUST WONDERING DID YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD MOMENTS IN
HIGH SCHOOL OR HAVE A WEIRD HIGH SCHOOL? >> I MEAN, LIKE, THE WEIRD
PART -- I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND TO A BIG PUBLIC SCHOOL AND I WENT TO SCHOOL
WITH, LIKE, 2,500 KIDS >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT, TO ME, WAS WHAT WAS
WEIRD, WAS THE FEELING OF BEING CATTLE, I GUESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAD FOUR MINUTES -- I THINK THAT'S A STANDARD THING -- FOUR MINUTES BETWEEN CLASSES.
RUNNING -- IT WAS -- WHY CAN'T YOU GET THE FIFTH MINUTE IN HIGH SCHOOL?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ALREADY FILLED WITH ANXIETY AND SELF-LOATHING AND
JUST, LIKE, RUNNING PAST PEOPLE IT WAS JUST SO -- WHEN PEOPLE
TALK ABOUT THEIR HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCES OF LIKE, "OH, I GRADUATED WITH, LIKE, 20 KIDS.
I CAN'T EVEN -- I DIDN'T KNOW -- I KNEW, YOU KNOW, 2% OF MY CLASS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WERE YOU INVOLVED
WITH ANY CLUBS OR ANYTHING >> I WAS IN STUDENT COUNCIL -- I WAS A BIG NERD
I WAS IN PLAYS AND STUDENT COUNCIL. AND I WAS ACTUALLY IN AN
ANTI-DRUG CLUB CALLED THE POSITIVE EDGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS ON THE POSITIVE EDGE - >> Jimmy: THE POSITIVE EDGE. >> -- OF THE DRUG WAR OR
SOMETHING. AND THAT REALLY WORKED, CLEARLY, FOR ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> JUST BANKING A BIG PART OF
MY CAREER ON WEED. >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AT A POSITIVE EDGE MEETINGS
>> WE WOULD TALK ABOUT -- WE WOULD TALK ABOUT -- HONESTLY, WE WOULD CUT CLASS
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS YOU DID THE POSITIVE EDGE TO CUT CLASS AND GO TEACH FOURTH
AND SIXTH GRADERS NOT TO DO DRUGS. AND IT'S -- IT'S LIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIES. WE'RE TELLING THEM, "DON'T DO
DRUGS, GUYS," AS WE'RE STARTING TO EXPERIMENT WITH DRUGS IT WAS LIKE THE D.A.R.E.
PROGRAM. LIKE, DID THAT WORK? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> WE HAD, LIKE, A COP COME AND TELL US HOW BAD DRUGS WERE AND SOME BAD GUY IS GOING TO SELL
YOU DRUGS. THE TRUTH IS THAT YOUR FRIENDS SELL YOU DRUGS
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHO'S PUSHING IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING
YOU'RE NOT IN AN ALLEYWAY SOMEWHERE. >> I'M A NERD.
IT'S MY FRIEND STEALING HIS BROTHER'S BONG AND, LIKE, SNEAKING IT LIKE A DORK IN HIS
INNER POCKET IT'S -- NO, IT DIDN'T WORK >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAVE TO
KIND OF CHANNEL YOUR INNER HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE "THE AFTERPARTY," WHICH, BY THE WAY,
WELL DONE. >> INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: WHO --
>> IT WAS CREATED BY CHRIS MILLER AND PRODUCED BY LORD AND MILLER.
THESE GUYS CAN'T MISS. >> Jimmy: THEY REALLY CAN'T. IT'S LEVELS OF FUNNY AND, LIKE,
EASTER EGGS OF FUN AND CREATIVITY >> YEAH, IT WAS SO GOOD.
THE CAST IS -- THE CAST IS BANANAS. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S FUNNY
>> IT'S ABOUT A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION AND A POP STAR WHO WENT TO THE HIGH SCHOOL THROWS AN
AFTER PARTY, PLAYED BY DAVE FRANCO, WHO CRACKED ME UP ON SET
AND IT BECOMES A WHO DONE IT MURDER MYSTERY, BUT THERE'S TWO TWISTS IS THAT IT'S
A MULTI-GENRE SHOW SO, THERE IS A TEEN MOVIE, A A ROM COM, A PSYCHOLOGICAL
THRILLER AND THE OTHER TWIST IS THAT IT'S LIKE A ROCK STAR CAST
THIS WAS SUCH A BLAST TO DO. IT'S LIKE COMEDY ATHLETES. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU EXHAUSTED,
LIKE, WORKING WITH THESE GUYS? BECAUSE THEY REALLY -- EVERYONE IS REALLY LIKE AT THE TOP OF
THEIR GAME >> WE WERE CRACKING UP, AND IT WAS, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE THING
OR TWO ABOUT BREAKING. I WAS LIKE - I WAS -- I WAS REALLY --
>> Jimmy: I COULD NOT MAKE IT THROUGH ONE SCENE. >> I KNOW, WE WERE REALLY --
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, TIFFANY HADDISH -- >> I HAVE --
>> Jimmy: JOHN EARLY - >> NOW THAT I AM A MOTHER, I'M JUST A FULL ON, LIKE, MOM DORK,
A PROUD MOM. SO I'M GOING TO READ THE CAST BECAUSE IT'S INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU WERE HOLDING IT IN YOUR SLEEVE THE WHOLE TIME
>> TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE >> Jimmy: WOW. I LOVE THAT YOU TOTALLY COULD
HAVE PULLED THAT OUT FROM MY EAR AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "WHAT?
IT'S SO GOOD >> LISTEN TO THIS CAST, IT'S TIFFANY HADDISH,
SAM RICHARDSON, DAVE FRANCO, ZOE CHAO, BEN SCHWARTZ, JAMIE DEMETRIOU, JOHN EARLY,
KELVIN YU, IKE BARINHOLTZ, TIYA SIRCAR, AYDEN MAYERI, AND GENEVIEVE ANGELSON
IT'S A ROCK STAR CAST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO WELL DONE, IT'S WORTH YOUR TIME IT'S FUNNY
IT'S INTERESTING I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU >> THANKS SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE TO COME WITH EVERY MILESTONE OF YOUR LIFE
>> I KNOW, I GUESS WHEN MY DAUGHTER IS BAT MITZVAHED. I MEAN THAT'S IN A WHILE,
BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OPEN INVITATION.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ILANA GLAZER IN "THE AFTERPARTY."
TAKE A LOOK.
CHELSEA?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE >> WAIT. I KNOW
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ZOE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ZOE >> I NEED TO FIND HER.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER? >> I HAVEN'T OH, WAIT
YES, NO, YES, I DID. I DID. I SAW HER -- OH, MY GOD.
CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND >> YES, YES. >> HELLO
JUST KIDDING >> STOP IT WHERE IS SHE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M JUST - >> NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO KEEP THE KEY, RIGHT BACK THERE ZIP, ZIP, ZIP.
>> AH. IT'S WOMAN'S CODE. I CAN'T TELL YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HE UNZIPPED YOUR MOUTH.
SO FUNNY ILANA GLAZER THE FIRST THREE EPISODES OF
"THE AFTERPARTY" BEGINS STREAMING TOMORROW ON APPLE TV PLUS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHEF JACQUES PEPIN STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE JOINED RIGHT NOW BY ONE
OF THE MOST RENOWNED CHEFS IN THE WORLD. HE'S AN EMMY AND JAMES BEARD
AWARD WINNER HIS LATEST BOOK, "ART OF THE CHICKEN," WILL BE RELEASED
LATER THIS FALL. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME CHEF JACQUES PEPIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, STOP
I'M SO EXCITED WE'RE SO HONORED AND HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW AND I'M HERE WITH QUESTLOVE
RIGHT HERE I WANT TO ASK YOU A THOUSAND QUESTIONS.
I MEAN, YOU'VE COOKED FOR WORLD LEADERS, EVERYTHING, RESTAURANTS --JULIA CHILDS SAID
YOU'RE THE GREATEST CHEF IN AMERICA. NOW, WHAT IS THIS EXPERIENCE
WHERE DOES THE "TONIGHT SHOW" SIT? >> THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT
A COOKBOOK, IT'S A BOOK OF DRAWING. I HAVE 130 DRAWING OF CHICKEN
AND STORY ABOUT CHICKEN AND EGG. >> Jimmy: YOU DID THIS RIGHT
HERE YOU DREW THIS? >> YEAH.
I DO I DO A LOT OF DRAWINGS, PLANNING AND SO FORTH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN TEACHING
PEOPLE FOR YEARS ALL SORTS OF -- HOW TO COOK AND EVERYTHING
AND THEN CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THE PEPIN FOUNDATION DOES, THE JACQUES PEPIN FOUNDATION
>> WE TRYING TO WORK WITH COMMUNITY KITCHENS, WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN KIND OF
DISENFRANCHISED BY LIFE. PEOPLE WHO ARE COMING OUT OF JAIL, FORMER DRUG ADDICTS,
HOMELESS PEOPLE, EVEN VETERANS, AND SO FORTH SO IT'S NOT YOUNG PEOPLE
30, 40, 50 YEARS OLD MY SON-IN-LAW, MY DAUGHTER ARE DOING IT
THEY ARE THE GREATEST. I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT WITHOUT THEM
>> Jimmy: WOW, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU DO. >> THANK YOU
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOW, RIGHT NOW I WAS JUST HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
I WAS ACTUALLY JUST GOING TO SIT AND INTERVIEW YOU AND THEY SAID, "WELL, LET'S COOK
SOMETHING. CAN YOU TEACH US -- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TEACH US HOW TO DO
OR SHOW US HOW TO DO >> I THINK AN OMELET I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO
MAKE A CLASSIC FRENCH OMELET >> Jimmy: CLASSIC FRENCH OMELET
>> YES, IT'S A BIT DIFFERENT THE FIRST THING WE DO. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> WE PUT THAT ON. SO, YOU JUST BREAK IT DOWN ON ITS OWN AND PUT A PIECE OF
BUTTER IN THERE. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOWED ME HOW TO CRACK AN EGG, BY THE WAY, THE
RIGHT WAY. >> OH. >> Jimmy: WELL YOU SAID DON'T
BREAK IT ON THE EDGE DON'T CRACK IT ON THE EDGE OF THE BOWL
>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: CRACK IT ON THE FLAT BECAUSE LESS SHELL
>> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU PUT THE SHELL INSIDE, YOU TRADE BACTERIA VERY OFTEN OR YOU
BREAK THE YOLK >> Jimmy: YOU PUT THREE IN THERE.
CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THIS WATCH, WATCH
READY? WATCH THIS >> WOW, HE DOES IT WITH ONE
HAND LOOK AT THAT AND YOU WANT TO BEAT IT ENOUGH
SO YOU DON'T HAVE LONG STRING OF EGG WHITES, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> OKAY. SO, NOW MY BUTTER IS MELTED. >> Jimmy: OH, I DIDN'T EVEN PUT
BUTTER IN THERE. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT BUTTER IN THERE
OF COURSE. DID YOU PUT BUTTER IN THERE? >> Questlove: I PUT BUTTER IN
IT >> YOU COOK WITH BOTH HANDS, EH
>> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? SLOW DOWN! WHAT'S GOING ON?
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BUTTER'S IN THERE.
YOU'RE GETTING SOME VOLUME YOU'RE GETTING SOME VOLUME WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
HOLD ON. BUTTER OUT WAIT, I'M PUTTING EGG IN
WHAT DID YOU JUST MIX THAT WITH >> NOW PUT SOME SPINACH INSIDE
TO -- NOW I -- >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU MAKING THAT NOISE WITH?
QUEST, IS YOURS LOOKING LIKE THIS >> Questlove: NO
>> YEAH, YOU -- THIS WAY >> Questlove: WAIT, ARE YOU PLAYING DRUMS RIGHT NOW?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN OMELET. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN FRANCE,
QUEST? >> THAT'S IT THAT'S IT!
NOW YOU FOLD IT. NOW YOU FOLD IT. OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE MORE BUTTER IN THAT ONE.
OH, LOOK AT THIS AND THEN -- CHEESE >> Questlove: OH, I'M SUPPOSED
TO NOT EAT THE SHELLS, OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEP, AND THERE YOU GO
A LITTLE CHEESE ON TOP >> Questlove: SORRY ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
LOOK AT THIS IT KIND OF LOOKS SIMILAR RAN OUT OF PORK.
>> YOU CALL THAT AN OMELET >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE WAS BY THE CHEF AND WHICH ONE WAS DONE BY
ME [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HE MADE SCRAMBLED
EGGS >> Questlove: HE CHOSE MINE THOUGH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE SCRAMBLED EGGS THIS WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HE LOVES SCRAMBLED EGGS THAT WAY. THE ONE AND ONLY CHEF --
>> CAN I TO TEST YOURS >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO TRY MINE >> I HAVE TO TRY YOURS
>> Jimmy: DON'T ANSWER YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. LET ME TRY YOURS
>> I THINK YOURS TASTES BETTER THAN MINE. >> Jimmy: HUH-UH
THAT'S THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JACQUES PEPIN! OH, NOW YOU'RE -- COME BACK WHENEVER YOU LIKE.
I LOVE YOU JACQUES PEPIN! HIS BOOK, "ART OF THE CHICKEN,"
WILL BE AVAILABLE SEPTEMBER 13th TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE
JACQUES PEPIN FOUNDATION, GO TO JP.FOUNDATION. MY THANKS TO KEVIN JAMES,
ILANA GLAZER, CHEF JACQUES PEPIN >> THANK YOU
HAPPY COOKING EVERYONE >> Jimmy: AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY CHEERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE