>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY Y
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - GWYNETH PALTROW.
MADDIE ZIEGLER COMEDIAN SEAN DONNELLY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1589 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S -- I FEEL THE LOVE RIGHT THERE. I LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME! ENJOY YOURSELVES
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GUYS, TODAY THE WHITE HOUSE LAUNCHED A NEW PHONE LINE THAT AMERICANS CAN CALL TO
ORDER THEIR FREE COVID TESTS YEAH, WHICH MEANS 100 MILLION AMERICANS SPENT THE DAY
SCREAMING, "REPRESENTATIVE [ LAUGHTER ] REPRESENTATIVE
HUMAN. YEP, THE PHONE LINE IS OPEN FROM 8:00 A.M. TO MIDNIGHT
SOMEHOW THE QVC PHONE LINES ARE OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, BUT THE COVID HOTLINE ISN'T.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, WE'RE A COUPLE WEEKS FROM THE WINTER OLYMPICS AND
DUE TO COVID CONCERNS, CHINA IS LIMITING THE TORCH RELAY TO JUST THREE DAYS.
AND THIS IS SMART, TO MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCING, THE RUNNERS WILL JUST THROW THE TORCH TO
EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THANKS TO COVID THE
OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO LOOK A A LITTLE DIFFERENT I SAW THAT NBC DECIDED NOT TO
SEND ITS ANNOUNCERS TO BEIJING AND INSTEAD, THEY'LL CALL THE GAMES FROM CONNECTICUT
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT CONNECTICUT, INSTEAD OF THE
OLYMPICS [ CHEERS ] ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THERE WILL
BE THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WEARING RALPH LAUREN IN BOTH PLACES
[ LAUGHTER ] ANNOUNCERS ARE UPSET BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING
THERE IN PERSON TO EXPERIENCE THESE ELECTRIFYING MOMENTS
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CLACK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS MADE ME LAUGH
LAST NIGHT, TRUMP CALLED INTO HANNITY. AND AT ONE POINT HANNITY USED
A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "WALL" IN IT, WHICH SENT -- IMMEDIATELY SENT TRUMP INTO HIS
OWN WORLD. LISTEN TO THIS
KNOW, YOU KEEP BANGING YOUR
HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT A A DIFFERENT RESULT
>> SO WE WOULD HAVE HAD THE WALL COMPLETED IN THREE WEEKS. IT WAS LARGELY COMPLETED
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER. A FEW KEY WORDS MAKE HIM GO
WILD LIKE, "WALL, WALL? WHO SAID 'WALL?'
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. THE UPCOMING "BATMAN" MOVIE STARING ROBERT PATTINSON WILL
BE ONE OF THE LONGEST SUPERHERO MOVIES EVER WITH A RUN TIME OF ALMOST THREE HOURS
AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO SIT THROUGH A A THREE-HOUR MOVIE."
AND THEN SETTLE IN FOR 14 HOURS OF FOOTBALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT, THREE HOURS. AND THERE ARE PLANS TO EXTEND THE FILM INTO A FOURTH HOUR,
HOSTED BY HODA AND JENNA [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
IN HINDSIGHT, THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED 20 MINUTES OF ALFRED IRONING THE BAT SUIT.
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOUR CAPE IS ALMOST READY MR. WAYNE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF MOVIES >> Steve: COME ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MOVIES, THE STATE OF NEW YORK --
DID YOU SEE THIS THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT MOVIE THEATERS CAN NOW SELL ALCOHOL.
>> Steve: OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, NO
I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO YOU KNOW THE ANNOYING GUY WHO YELLS STUFF AT THE SCREEN?
IMAGINE HIM AFTER EIGHT BEERS, YOU KNOW SERIOUSLY, BY THE END OF
"BATMAN," IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE ROYAL RUMBLE [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH WEEK FOR NETFLIX. AFTER ADMITTING THAT ALL THE
STREAMING COMPETITION HAS SLOWED GROWTH, THEIR STOCK PLUMMETED AND THEY HAD THEIR
WORST DAY IN YEARS AT THE BOARD MEETING SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE
94 SHOWS ABOUT CAKES IS TOO MUCH?" [ LAUGHTER ]
BT DON'T WORRY, NETFLIX ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE MOSTLY BECAUSE "DISNEY PLUS AND
CHILL" DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, AN UNDERWEAR BRAND CALLED PARADE HAS A NEW RECYCLING PROGRAM THAT TURNS
THEIR CUSTOMERS' OLD UNDERWEAR INTO FURNITURE AND BEDDING [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN GRETA THUNBERG WAS LIKE, "HELL NO!"
[ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE'S THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF
GOOP GWYNETH PALTROW IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S OUR BUDDY PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE FALLOUT," WHICH
PREMIERES JANUARY 27th ON HBO MAX. MADDIE ZIEGLER IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT STAND-UP COMEDY
ONE OF THE BEST OUT THERE. THE VERY FUNNY SEAN DONNELLY IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP
ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF
COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT BEHIND WOULD YOU GUYS MIND IF I WRITE
OUT MY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW? IS THAT OKAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, JAMES, COULD CAN I GET SOME THANK-YOU NOTE WRITING
MUSIC, PLEASE? * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: HAPPY. >> Jimmy: HE'S SMIRKING. HE'S LIKE MONA LISA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT IS IT YEAH, IS HE SMILING OR NOT
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NFL PLAYOFFS, FOR NOT BEING CALLED
"ARE YOU BETTER THAN A A 50-YEAR-OLD? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE OR YOU'RE NOT
* THANK YOU, KFC'S BEYOND FRIED CHICKEN, FOR BEING A NEW FAST
FOOD PRODUCT THAT DOESN'T CONTAIN ANY ACTUAL CHICKEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OR AS McNUGGETS PUT IT, "STAY IN YOUR LANE, GIRL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"STAY IN YOUR LANE, GIRL." >> Steve: McRIB! *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GLOVES, FOR BEING MITTENS WHERE THE FINGERS DECIDED TO PURSUE
A SOLO CAREERS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
* THANK YOU, TARGETED ADS, FOR SHOWING ME PRODUCTS THAT I
MIGHT LIKE WHILE ALSO REALLY HURTING MY FEELINGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
NECK SPANX >> Steve: NECK SPANX >> Jimmy: FACE SPANX
FACE SPANX, I NEVER HEAR OF THAT >> Steve: IT'S INSULTING, BUT I
COULD USE THAT >> Jimmy: I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO TRY IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, COUGH DROPS, FOR
HELPING OUT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU BY REPLACING YOUR ANNOYING COUGH WITH AN EVEN MORE
ANNOYING HARD CANDY SUCKING NOISE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: CRINKLE. >> Jimmy: THERE USED TO BE LIKE AN OLD SUCRETS COMMERCIAL.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WHERE THE GUY REALLY JUST WENT FOR IT
JUST SUCKS ON THE CANDY. [ SUCKING NOISES ] [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU GO, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, I'LL BUY THIS STUFF.
STOP MAKING THAT NOISE >> Steve: WE USED TO EAT LUDEN'S LIKE -- REMEMBER
LUDEN'S? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: CHERRY
OH >> Jimmy: THE CHEWY ONES >> Steve: NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE
HARD LIKE CHERRY LIFE SAVERS, BUT THEY WERE COUGH MEDICINE >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, OF COURSE
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'D THROW THEM DOWN LIKE THEY'RE CANDY, CHERRY CANDY.
I LOVE THEM. OH, I LIKE THIS ONE. I MEAN, I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT
YET. >> Steve: YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT YET
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU LIKE WHERE YOU'RE ABOUT TO -
>> Jimmy: IN MY HEAD >> Steve: YOU LIKE WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WRITE
>> Jimmy: IN MY HEAD I'M THINKING IT. BUT I'M GOING TO WRITE
SOMETHING GOOD I'M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING GOOD THAT I THINK IS
DON'T LET ME FORGET IT NOW HOLD ON. >> Steve: THIS IS IMPORTANT.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WELCOME MATS THAT SAY SOMETHING QUIRKY,
FOR BASICALLY TELLING YOUR GUESTS, "YEAH, WE'RE A LOT." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: JUST SO YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: JUST SO YOU KNOW,
YEAH "LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH." >> Steve: IF THE WEIRD WIND
CHIMES DIDN'T GIVE IT AWAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, THIS DOG BITES
>> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S THREE DIFFERENT WIND CHIMES. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST DISTRACTING. >> Steve: PAPASAN CHAIR ON THE
PORCH. [ LAUGHTER ] *
DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE >> Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ]
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET. BUT THANK YOU, THOUGH, FOR ASKING
* THANK YOU, HOT TODDIES, FOR BEING PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU
CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO COZY UP ON THE COUCH OR GET CRUNKED. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'RE PLAYING "ONE WORD SONGS"
WITH GWYNETH PALTROW WHEN WE COME BACK. "ONE WORD SONGS.
COME ON BACK TO SEE GWYNETH. I LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "ONE WORD SONGS." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * THIS SONG ONL
HAS ONE WORD IT'S A ONE WORD SONG * >> Jimmy: NOW TO PLAY I'M GOING
TO NEED SOME HELP. SO JOINING ME RIGHT NOW IS AN AMAZING OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS,
AND THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF GOOP PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE
ONLY, GWYNETH PALTROW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
GWYNETH, THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS BEING GIVEN A RANDOM WORD, OKAY? AND A WELL-KNOWN SONG.
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS THE NAME OF THE SONG BY SINGING
ONLY THE WORD THAT YOU'RE GIVEN INSTEAD OF THE LYRICS. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK I KNOW THE RULES, WHAT
I JUST SAID. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. I'M GOING TO START US OFF,
OKAY OKAY OH, I CAN SAY THE WORD
ALL RIGHT, THE WORD IS -- GOOP >> GOOD ONE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. * GOOP GOOP GOO GOOP GOOP GOOP
GOOP GOOP GOOP * >> "I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW
PLACES"? >> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY, YEAH [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COME ON, BUD
THAT'S IT. NOW HERE WE GO >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN TELL US THE WORD BUT NOT THE SONG. >> THE WORD IS SNORT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SNORT. OKAY
SNORT. OKAY >> MM-HMM.
AND IT GOES LIKE THIS. * SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT SNOR
SNORT SNORT SNORT SNORT * >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I
JUST WANTED TO HEAR IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE *
YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ DING ] THAT'S IT, GREAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NO, I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOU
SING IT SOUNDED GOOD, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KEEP SINGING IT
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: MY WORD IS WORDLE. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: WORDLE IS THE WORD
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A NEW GAME. YOU HAVE TO PLAY WORDLE.
OH, IT'S AWESOME >> OH, OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'LL LIKE IT
UM, OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * WORDLE WORDLE WORDL
WORDLE WORD WORDLE WOR WORDLE WORDLE WORDLE WORDLE WORDLE WORDLE *
ALL RIGHT, LET ME START AGAIN. * WORDLE WORDLE WORDL WORDLE WORDLE WORDLE
WORDLE WORDLE WORDLE * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE NO - >> Jimmy: MY GOD, I'M DRIVING MYSELF CRAZY
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? >> IDEA. >> Jimmy: IT'S A VERY HARD SONG
TO DO, BUT YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE SONG >> WHAT IS IT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE NEW GAME. YOU JUST INVENTED A NEW GAME
I GO, "YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE SONG." YOU SAY, "WHAT IS IT?"
AND THEN I TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE SONG IT IS "ABCDEFU" BY GAYLE
>> OH. >> Jimmy: YEAH * A B C D E F U *
>> RIGHT, OF COURSE, OF COURSE >> Jimmy: YOU MADE ME BREAK A SWEAT ON THAT ONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I'M SO SORRY. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT WAS ME.
IT'S YOUR TURN AGAIN WHAT IS YOUR NEXT WORD >> MY NEXT WORD IS CHIPOTLE.
>> Jimmy: AH, OKAY I LIKE CHIPOTLE. >> OKAY.
OH, MY GOSH. HOW AM I GOING TO DO THIS WITH CHIPOTLE
* CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES *
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, WHITNEY HOUSTON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DING ] * YES, THAT WAS ACTUALLY GREAT
"I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY." I LOVE THAT SONG
HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THE LAST ONE HERE.
THE WORD IS AIRBNB [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT A WORD
YEAH, I GUESS IT IS A WORD PROPER NAMES ALL RIGHT, AIRBNB.
UM - * AIRBNB AIRBNB BNB AIRBNB AIRBNB BN
AIRBNB AIRBNB BNB * SORRY, SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * AIRBNB BN AIRBNB *
[ CHEERS ] >> "ROLLING IN THE DEEP. [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES. ROLLING -- SHE'S RIGHT
* [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GWYNETH PALTROW, EVERYBODY WE'RE TALKING MORE WITH GWYNETH AFTER THE BREAK.
COME ON BACK FOR MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN OSCAR-WINNING
ACTRESS, A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, AND THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF GOOP
GOOP'S LATEST PRODUCT, THE G.TOX RESET KIT IS AVAILABLE NOW.
HERE IS GWYNETH PALTROW, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* OH MY GOD! YEAH
COME ON. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BUD
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN
THIS WEIRD, SURREAL, VIRTUAL WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
HOW IS THE FAMILY? HOW IS MOSES AND APPLE DOING >> THEY'RE SO GOOD
THANK YOU FOR ASKING YEAH, THEY'RE NEARLY 18 AND 16 MOSES IS ABOUT TO GET HIS
DRIVER'S LICENSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS INSANE TO ME >> IT'S ALL HAPPENING.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALL HAPPENING, BUD. >> HOW ARE YOUR GIRLS?
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE SO CUTE. EIGHT AND SEVEN. AND JUST AWESOME, AND JUST SO
FUN AND CREATIVE I LOVE IT. IT'S JUST THE BEST THING EVER.
I RAN INTO MOSES OVER THE SUMMER, BY THE WAY, WITH CHRIS AND HE'S -- NOT ONLY IS HE A
A STUD, BUT HE'S ONE OF THE NICEST KIDS I EVER MET SO GREAT JOB WITH THAT GUY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND GIVE MY BEST TO APPLE, TOO
I NEVER BRING HER UP ENOUGH. I DON'T WANT HER TO BE LIKE, "DOES JIMMY NOT LIKE ME?
BECAUSE I LOVE THAT KID. I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR SO MANY YEARS, AND I REMEMBER WHEN YOU
STARTED GOOP AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I GET IT. GOOP
GP GWYNETH PALTROW. GOOP."
AND IT WAS, LIKE, I THINK IT STARTED IN YOUR KITCHEN, I WANT TO SAY, AND YOU WERE SENDING
OUT -- IT WAS JUST NEWS LETTERS? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THIS GIANT COMPANY.
I MEAN, WHAT IS THE BEST PART OF RUNNING GOOP? >> OH, MY GOSH
I THINK THE BEST PART, AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS, LIKE, COUNTER INTUITIVE, BUT THE BEST PART IS
HOW CHALLENGING IT IS, BECAUSE I LEARN SO MUCH ALL THE TIME AND I THINK, IF YOU START IN
ONE CAREER, AND YOU KIND OF HAVE THE GUMPTION TO KIND OF JUMP SHIP AND DO SOMETHING
ELSE NOT ONLY ARE YOU SORT OF WORKING AGAINST, LIKE, WHAT
PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF, BUT WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF
AND SO, YOU JUST ARE IN THIS POSITION WHERE YOU'RE LEARNING ALL THE TIME
AND IT'S JUST -- IT'S SCARY, BUT IT'S ALSO INCREDIBLY FULFILLING
AND I FEEL REALLY ALIVE, AND I REALLY LOVE THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH
WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT TEAM AT GOOP, AND THAT'S PROBABLY THE BEST PART -- IS THE PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES WORKING FOR YOU AND WITH YOU, BY THE WAY
EVERYONE I'VE TALKED TO -- THEY LOVE IT. WHAT ARE THE OFFICES LIKE?
ARE YOU IN THE OFFICE NOW? OR ARE YOU IN A CLOUD SOMEWHERE?
>> WE'RE IN A CLOUD. WE WERE SO EXCITED TO ALL GO BACK, AND BE TOGETHER, AND GET
BACK TO OUR KOMBUCHA ON TAP AND WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT WE'RE ALL BACK IN OUR CLOSETS/OFFICES -- HOME OFFICES.
>> Jimmy: ZOOMING. >> HOPING THAT AT SOME POINT THIS QUARTER, WE'LL BE ABLE TO
GO BACK AND BE TOGETHER, BUT I GUESS IT REMAINS TO BE SEEN. >> Jimmy: I WENT TO A GOOP
STORE. YOU HAVE A STORES. >> THANK YOU
WE HAVE A COUPLE >> Jimmy: I KNOW I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, GOOP STORE? SO I WENT IN -- I WENT IN WITH NANCY.
AND I WILL SAY THIS -- IT WAS IN SAG HARBOR. THERE WAS THE NICEST PEOPLE
WORKING THERE. THEY WERE SO NICE. AND I WAS LIKE -- AND IT WAS SO
CURATED, AND CLEAN, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND EVERY LITTLE THING IS COOL.
I WAS LIKE, "OH. THIS IS JUST SO WELL DONE. AND YOU DO THIS STUFF AND YOU
GO, "OKAY, THIS IS LIKE GOOD FOR YOU. AND THEN YOU DO EDGY STUFF
BUT THEN YOU DO STUFF THAT HAS, AGAIN, HELPS EVERYONE -- HAS A A GREAT PURPOSE.
YOU'VE TEAMED UP WITH THE ACLU WITH A NEW CANDLE. YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY MONEY OFF
THIS THE MONEY GOES TO ACLU -- ALL THE PROFITS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WANT TO SHOW THE CANDLE. AND I DON'T KNOW, I JUST --
MAYBE I THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S CALLED
>> YES THE CANDLE IS IN HONOR OF THE ANNIVERSARY OF "ROE V WADE."
WE MADE A CANDLE CALLED "HANDS OFF MY VAGINA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT IT'S EDGY. BUT THAT'S EXACTLY -- IT GETS
PEOPLE TALKING, AND IT GETS PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, TO DONATE TO A GREAT CAUSE.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK WE ARE VERY PRO WOMAN AT GOOP, OBVIOUSLY, AND WE REALLY DO
BELIEVE THAT WOMEN SHOULD HAVE AGENCY TO MAKE WHATEVER CHOICE THEY WANT TO MAKE IN THEIR
LIVES -- IN ANY AREA AND SO WE WERE HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO PARTNER WITH THE ACLU AND DO
THIS IT'S REALLY EXCITING >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU COME UP
WITH NEW PRODUCTS? DO YOU JUST WRITE THEM ALL DOWN
DO YOU RECORD THEM ON YOUR PHONE IN THE MIDDLE NIGHT? DO YOU GO LIKE, "OH, THIS COULD
BE AN IDEA - OR THIS COULD BE SOMETHING." >> I USUALLY GET THEM, SORT OF,
IN A LIGHTNING FLASH LIKE I DID WITH THIS CANDLE. I WAS HAVING A DINNER ONE
NIGHT, AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FREEDOMS IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT JUST SORT OF HIT ME
I WAS LIKE, "I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE A CANDLE LIKE THAT. AND SOMETIMES THEY COME FROM
COLLABORATION WITH THE TEAM, AND OUR TEAM CAN COME UP WITH, LIKE, THE FUNNIEST, CLEVEREST
NAMES FOR PRODUCTS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO IT'S REALLY -- IT'S
A GREAT PROCESS, YOU KNOW, TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THAT CREATIVE FREEDOM AT WORK.
AND TO DO THINGS YOU KNOW WILL BE EDGY AND, LIKE, MOVE CULTURE FORWARD.
AND GET PEOPLE TALKING FOR A A GOOD CAUSE SO WE LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: NOW IT YOU'VE BRANCHED OUT TO EVEN, LIKE, TV NOW.
YOU'RE DOING TV SHOWS. YOU'RE DOING PODCASTS. IT'S BECOME THE BIGGEST -- IT
HAS BECOME GIANT, AS BIG AS YOU LIKE, REALLY DO PEOPLE COME TO UP YOU, AND,
LIKE, ASK YOU FOR ADVICE NOW LIKE, "WHAT CAN I DO HOW CAN I START MY BUSINESS?
>> YEAH, THEY DO, AND I LOVE THAT, TOO, BECAUSE I, OBVIOUSLY, LEARNED ON THE JOB.
AND I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH COLLEGE, AND I DIDN'T GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL OR ANYTHING.
SO I'VE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES, AND IT'S PROBABLY TAKEN ME A A LOT LONGER TO BUILD MY
BUSINESS THAN IT WOULD SOMEBODY WHO HAD DONE IT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE, OR HAD, LIKE,
INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. AND SO I REALLY WANT TO SAVE OTHER ENTREPRENEURS THAT I KNOW
FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES THAT I MADE ALONG THE WAY. SO, I ACTUALLY SPEAK TO
A NUMBER OF ENTREPRENEURS WEEKLY AND I INVEST IN COMPANIES AND
HELP HOWEVER I CAN, YOU KNOW, IF I BELIEVE IN A PRODUCT. BECAUSE I REALLY DO THINK THE
ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF BEING AN AMERICAN, AND THE FREEDOM TO
INVENT AND SO I LOVE BEING ABLE TO GET THAT CHANCE TO HELP WHERE I
CAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW DETOX KIT, CALLED G.TOX, WHEN WE COME BACK >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: MORE WITH GWYNETH PALTROW, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
GWYNETH PALTROW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW, WE LOVE YOU.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GOOP BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO GLANCE OVER THE FACT THAT YOU'RE
A GREAT ACTRESS, TOO AND I LOVE SEEING YOU ACT. AND SO, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE
STILL DOING BOTH I DO I DO STILL LOVE IT
BUT, I MEAN, ARE YOU NOW LEANING MORE TOWARDS, "I LIKE BEING THE CEO?
>> OH, MY GOSH YEAH I THINK FOR THE PAST NUMBER OF
YEARS, I'VE REALLY LEANED OUT OF ACTING AND REALLY LEANED MORE INTO MY ROLE AT GOOP.
AND IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO TRY TO DO BOTH FULL TIME THERE'S NO WAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO MOST THINGS THAT YOU'VE DONE.
AND REALLY, IT'S TRUE. THE WAY YOU RAISED YOUR KIDS THE WAY YOU'VE DEALT WITH BEING
A FAMOUS PERSON. AND THEN STARTING THIS YOU JUST PUT THE WORK IN
AND IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU'VE DONE >> THANK YOU, JIMMY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING
THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT YOU WANT TO DO YOU'RE LIKE, OH, MAYBE I'LL BE
A RAPPER I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'D LIKE TO DO AYAHUASCA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
>> YOU MEAN JOB WISE I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M NOT TALKING
DRUGS. YEAH, YEAH JOB, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT THE DETOX THIS IS G.TOX HERE
GOOP G.TOX FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, BUT WHAT IS A DRY
BRUSH? CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME >> OH MY GOSH, YOU DON'T KNOW.
I WISH I WAS THERE BECAUSE I WOULD STRIP YOU AND DRY BRUSH YOU.
AND YOU WOULD LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW!
THAT'S THE THIRD TIME SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME THIS WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS A DRY BRUSH? THIS IS NOT A HAIRBRUSH. >> THE DRY BRUSH COMES WITH THE
KIT. SO THIS RESET KIT IS DIFFERENT THAN OTHER KIND OF DETOX
PROGRAMS IT'S REALLY JUST LIKE, IT'S NOT SUPER DIFFICULT.
LIKE SOME DETOXES, WHICH ALSO HAVE THEIR PURPOSE YOU KNOW, YOU JUST HAVE SORT OF
LEMON WATER FOR THREE DAYS AND THEY CAN BE PRETTY BRUTAL. AND THIS ONE HAS LIKE A CLEAN
FOOD COMPONENT TO IT WE'VE GOT SOME AMAZING PROTEIN POWDER, ALL DEVELOPED WITH OUR
SCIENTISTS IN-HOUSE. AND IT ALSO COMES WITH A DRY BRUSH.
BECAUSE WE ALSO WANTED TO SORT OF IMPLEMENT THE IDEA OF SELF-CARE AND TAKING CARE OF
YOURSELF AND DRY BRUSHING IS SUCH AN AMAZING WAY TO GET YOUR CIRCULATION GOING AND
EXFOLIATE. AND IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF A LYMPHATIC MASSAGE.
SO WHAT THE DRY BRUSH, REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO ALWAYS DO, IS JUST LONG STROKES AND TOWARDS
YOUR HEART START EVERY MORNING. >> Jimmy: NOT IN THE SHOWER.
>> YOU CAN DO IT BEFORE. I DO IT EITHER BEFORE THE SHOWER, IF I'M GOING TO HOP IN
THE SAUNA. OR YOU CAN DO IT AT NIGHT BEFORE THE BATH.
I ALWAYS LIKE DOING IT BEFORE SOMETHING HOT. BUT YOU CAN DO IT WHENEVER
>> Jimmy: DOES IT WAKE YOU UP? >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: DOES IT WAKE YOU UP?
WHAT DOES IT DO? >> IT JUST SORT OF I WISH YOU COULD -- CAN YOU
EXPOSE SOME OF YOUR FLESH SO THAT YOU CAN - CAN YOU LIFT UP YOUR PANT LEG?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT
YOU START WHERE? WHAT DO I DO >> YOU START AT YOUR FEET AND
THEN YOU KIND OF LONG STROKES UP TOWARDS YOUR HEART. SO ALWAYS TOWARDS YOUR HEART
SO, IF YOU'RE ABOVE YOUR HEART, YOU KIND OF GO DOWN TOWARD YOUR HEART.
YOU ARE ALWAYS BRUSHING UP TOWARDS THE HEART. THEY SAY THAT IT MOVES THE
BLOOD AND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD >> Jimmy: HOW MANY DETOXES HAVE YOU TRIED?
>> LIKE EVERY ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU HAVE, RIGHT? SO YOU'RE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
>> I'VE TRIED I THINK AT MOST DETOXES. I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD A BAD
EXPERIENCE SOME TASTE BETTER THAN OTHERS. THEY SERVE DIFFERENT PURPOSES.
AND I KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOUR BODY ACTUALLY NATURALLY HAS A WHOLE DETOXIFICATION SYSTEM.
BUT IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE THAT WE'RE LIVING AT A TIME WHERE THERE'S LOTS OF MICROPLASTICS
IN STUFF ALL KINDS OF THINGS THAT ARE HARDER FOR THE BODY TO DETOX
SO IT'S NICE ONCE IN A WHILE TO HAVE A PERIOD OF TIME WHERE YOU GIVE YOUR DIGESTION A BIT OF A
A REST AND EAT THINGS THAT ARE REALLY EASY TO DIGEST AND JUST LET THE BODY RESET
MAYBE LOSE A COUPLE POUNDS IF YOU WANT TO. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT THAT'S WHY WE CREATED THIS ONE IT IS PRETTY COMPREHENSIVE
IT'S GREAT IT'S GOT SOME AMAZING DETOX POWDER FOR SOME LIVER SUPPORT.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT CEREAL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE GOOD RECIPES
HERE WHAT IS A LYMPHATIC MASSAGE? >> LYMPHATIC MASSAGE IS LIKE A
A GENTLE MASSAGE TO HELP STIMULATE THE LYMPH TO DRAIN IT'S ONE OF YOUR IMPORTANT
DETOX PATHWAYS >> Jimmy: AND WHERE WOULD THE LYMPH BE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THE LYMPH, YOU HAVE LYMPH NODES HERE
YOU HAVE THEM HERE UNDER THE ARMPITS. THERE IS A WHOLE SYSTEM OF
LYMPH IN THE BODY. AND IT IS LIKE A GENTLE MASSAGE THAT YOU CAN EVEN DO YOURSELF.
IT'S JUST LIKE A LIGHT PRESSING TO GET THE LYMPH TO DRAIN. >> Jimmy: SO JUST DO THIS AND
THAT'S WORKING >> YEAH. JUST NICE AND LIGHT.
JUST NICE AND LIGHT AND KIND OF GO DOWN THIS WAY YEAH
>> Jimmy: I'M FEELING SOMETHING. FEELING SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PRETTY GOOD YEP.
NOW I'M FEELING IT NOW I'M REALLY FEELING IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
PAL, CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING. I'M SO HAPPY WHEN YOU COME ON THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND I LOVE YOU.
GWYNETH PALTROW EVERYBODY. >> I LOVE YOU TOO. >> Jimmy: G.TOX RESET KIT FROM
GOOP IS AVAILABLE NOW.
ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE FALLOUT," WHICH PREMIERES JANUARY 27th ON HBO
MAX. PLEASE WELCOME MADDIE ZIEGLER!
*
>> Jimmy: MADDIE, THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME I LOVE BEING HERE. >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE
I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON SO MANY THINGS >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO START WITH "WEST SIDE STORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOT TOO SHABBY YOU FILMED THAT THREE YEARS AGO?
>> YEAH, I WAS 16. >> Jimmy: IN NEW YORK. >> YEAH, IT WAS CRAZY.
IT'S KIND OF A FULL CIRCLE MOMENT TO HAVE IT COME OUT NOW IN NEW YORK.
IT'S SO COOL, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE A PART OF IT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THE
AUDITION FOR THAT? >> YEAH. I REMEMBER AUDITIONING IN L.A.
AND I WAS THINKING, LIKE, "OH, I'LL JUST GO DO IT." JUST BECAUSE IT'S A COOL
EXPERIENCE ANY DANCER'S DREAM TO AUDITION FOR "WEST SIDE STORY."
AND THEN, I GOT THERE. DID THE AUDITION IT WENT GOOD
BUT I WAS LIKE, "THAT WAS FUN, THAT WAS COOL. DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING FOR A
A LITTLE BIT, AND THEN, FLEW BACK TO NEW YORK, GOT A CALL BACK AND THEN, WALK IN AND
STEVEN SPIELBERG IS IN THE ROOM IT'S LIKE, "OH, COOL, SO THIS
IS LIKE THE FINAL AUDITION." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, I MADE IT THIS FAR.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "ARE YOU THE REAL STEVEN SPIELBERG? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS COOL >> I WAS LIKE, "COOL OKAY, THIS IS FUN.
ALSO, I WAS LIKE ONE OF THE YOUNGEST ONES. SO I WAS JUST KIND OF LIKE
TRYING TO SOAK IT ALL IN AND THEN, SOME TIME PASSED AGAIN AND MY AGENT CALLED ME ON
LIKE AROUND THANKSGIVING OR MAYBE IT WAS THANKSGIVING DAY.
AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH. SO LIKE WE ACTUALLY HEARD BACK FROM "WEST SIDE STORY.
LIKE, I'M REALLY SORRY, YOU GOT THE PART AND I WAS LIKE -
>> Jimmy: A HEART ATTACK >> I LITERALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WAS LIKE, "COOL, THANK YOU.
BUT ALSO, "I'M KIND OF TRAUMATIZED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T EVER DO
THAT AGAIN, YEAH >> AND THEN, I WAS LIKE, "OH, I'M GOING TO PRANK MY MOM NOW
AND DO THE SAME EXACT THING. SO I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY."
SO THEN, I DID IT EXACTLY TO MY MOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST TOLD YOUR
MOM, "BAD NEWS." >> AND SHE WAS LIKE TEARS. YEAH, IT WAS FUN
>> Jimmy: HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU AND STEVEN ON SET. I WILL SAY THE CHOREOGRAPHY ON
THIS MOVIE, IT'S THE MOST INSANE THING >> I MEAN, JUSTIN PECK IS
A GENIUS >> Jimmy: I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
I GO, IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE SAME PERSON 400 TIMES. >> I KNOW, EVERYONE IS SO
SYNCHRONIZED BUT HAS THEIR OWN LIKE SPECIAL - >> Jimmy: DIFFERENT COLORS AND
THEIR OWN SPECIAL THING AND IT'S LIKE -- IT'S AMAZING. AND YOU GO, "WELL, THAT'S NOT
CGI. >> OH, DEFINITELY NOT. EVERY DANCER WAS LIKE SO HARD
WORKING AND SO INCREDIBLE AND SO TALENTED. SO IT WAS JUST COOL TO BE
A PART OF IT >> Jimmy: I KNOW THE ACTORS, TOO.
I MEAN, DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU'RE HAVING TO ACT IN FRONT OF STEVEN SPIELBERG?
>> OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK THE WHOLE TIME
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, "CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE? >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU MIND JUST LIKE TAKING FIVE OVER THERE," YEAH
>> Jimmy: THANKS WE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE I LIKE YOUR MOVIE, BUT YEAH, I
DON'T WANT TO DO IT IN FRONT OF YOU. >> THANKS FOR LETTING US BE
HERE, BY THE WAY >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. I LOVED "JAWS," YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> LITERALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
>> NO, IT WAS -- HE ACTUALLY MADE IT SUCH AN AMAZING ENVIRONMENT.
HE WAS JUST AS EXCITED AS WE ALL WERE LIKE LITERALLY WATCHING THE
MONITOR, JUMPING UP AND DOWN SO EXCITED, LIKE, IT WAS HIS BABY
AND I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT HE LIKE ABSOLUTELY LOVED EVERY BIT OF THE EXPERIENCE AS WELL.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY COOL DID HE WANT YOU TO SING IN THE MOVIE?
>> I DON'T SING. THAT'S LIKE A VERY KNOWN THING, I THINK.
>> Jimmy: WHY? >> YOU KNOW, I'VE LEARNED -- I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
THAT IT IS OKAY TO NOT BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I'VE SAID, I'M NOT TONE DEAF AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, THOUGH, EDDIE BENJAMIN
>> HE'S HERE >> Jimmy: HE'S HERE TONIGHT. YEAH, HE'S BACKSTAGE
BUT HE'S A GREAT SINGER. >> HE'S AMAZING. I WILL NOT SING IN FRONT OF
HIM. DON'T EVEN ASK ME. I NEVER WILL
>> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "SPIELBERG YEAH, GET OUT OF THE ROOM.
>> YEAH. LITERALLY. LITERALLY.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SING THE SONG BUT NO, HE DOESN'T GO, "HEY.
JUST COME ON LET'S JUST DO THIS ONE SONG TOGETHER," OR SOMETHING.
>> YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE, I CAN TEACH YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
DO A ROLE ONE DAY WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SING. I'M LIKE, "NO.
I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO TURN IT DOWN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BAD IT IS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO WAY >> BUT HE'S THERE IN CASE, YOU
KNOW, ONE DAY, MAYBE >> Jimmy: TRAINING HE'S GOING ON TOUR WITH
JUSTIN BIEBER. >> YES, HE IS. >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS A BIG
DEAL >> A HUGE DEAL I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I WAS LIKE
THE BIGGEST JUSTIN BIEBER FAN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I MEAN, EVERYONE WAS
>> Jimmy; HELLO, I'M THE BIGGEST -- I WAS A BELIEBER SINCE DAY ONE
TOTALLY. >> YEAH, SO IT'S LIKE A VERY FULL CIRCLE MOMENT
I ACTUALLY MET HIM WHEN I WAS LIKE EIGHT YEARS OLD WITH MY DANCE GROUP, WHICH IS SO WEIRD
WE WERE LIKE BESIDE OURSELVES. IT WAS SO COOL >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HE LIKE
>> I ACTUALLY DON'T EVEN REMEMBER I WAS STAR STRUCK.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, TOTALLY I DON'T EVEN -- I THINK IT
HAPPENED SO QUICKLY. WE WERE JUST ALL CRYING, AND THEN, THAT WAS IT.
SO YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS REALLY CUTE THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S A GOOD GUY. ARE YOU GOING TO GO ON TOUR?
>> OH, DEFINITELY. I DEFINITELY WOULD LOVE TO SEE JUSTIN, OF COURSE, BUT I CANNOT
WAIT TO WATCH EDDIE PERFORM. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> I'M SO EXCITED. I'M GOING TO BE LIKE THE GROUPIE AND JUST LIKE FOLLOWING
ALONG EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU NO, I REALLY DO.
WE LOVE EACH OTHER >> THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT, "THE FALLOUT. >> YES
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: RAVE REVIEWS IT WON THE GRAND JURY PRIZE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WON THE GRAND JURY PRIZE FOR BEST FILM AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST.
>> SO CRAZY. >> Jimmy: IT'S MASSIVE >> IT'S AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT "THE
FALLOUT" IS ABOUT? >> YEAH. "THE FALLOUT" IS A COMING OF
AGE STORY ABOUT HIGH SCHOOLERS WHO SHARE A UNIQUE BOND. AND THEY'RE KIND OF NAVIGATING
LOVE AND SELF-DISCOVERY AND HEALING, KIND OF IN THE AFTERMATH OF A TRAGEDY THAT
HAPPENS AT THE SCHOOL. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO YEAH, IT'S A HEAVY ONE
FOR SURE >> Jimmy: AND IS IT TRUE, I HEARD THAT YOU IMPROVISED SOME
SCENES >> YEAH. A LOT OF THE TIME, MEGAN, THE
DIRECTOR AND WRITER, SHE'S INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: SHE'S GREAT, BY THE
WAY. >> AND SHE WAS AN ACTOR PREVIOUS SO SHE DEFINITELY LIKE
JUST LET US DO OUR THING, WHICH WAS AMAZING. AND AT THE END OF EACH SCENE,
SHE WOULD BE LIKE, "LET'S JUST DO A FUN RUN YOU GUYS DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
AND A LOT OF THOSE SCENES ENDED UP MAKING THE MOVIE, JUST BECAUSE --
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO REAL AND IT'S REALLY -- IT'S GREAT A GREAT PERFORMANCE.
CONGRATS I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MADDIE ZIEGLER IN "THE
FALLOUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW
THIS ABOUT ME BUT I'M THE BEST YODELER IN MY FAMILY >> PROVE IT.
>> BUT YOU CAN'T PUT ME ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT >> THIS IS LIKE THE LOW
PREVIEW. >> YEAH, THIS IS LIKE WARM-UP. >> OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW, BUT I'M GOING TO GET YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN READY.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE -- YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD.
BECAUSE LIKE, I HAVEN'T KNOWN YOU FOR THAT LONG. BUT I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE WITH
YOU. LIKE WE'RE BONDED OR SOMETHING >> SAME.
>> Jimmy: MADDIE ZIEGLER, EVERYBODY. "THE FALLOUT" PREMIERES
JANUARY 27th ON HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND-UP FROM SEAN DONNELLY.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE SEEN THIS WEEKEND AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY CELLAR
MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY SEAN DONNELLY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YES
YES! WE'RE DOING IT HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE. I HAD SO MANY MILESTONES THIS YEAR
I TURNED 43, EVERYBODY 43 YEARS OLD [ CHEERS ]
YEAH I LOOK 55, BUT I TURNED 43 IT SUCKS
I EVEN LIVE IN QUEENS NOW. QUEENS, NEW YORK THAT'S WHERE I LIVE.
[ CHEERS ] YEAH I USED TO LIVE IN BROOKLYN BUT
THEN I TURNED 40 AND THEY KICK YOU OUT OF BROOKLYN WHEN YOU TURN 40.
"TIME OUT" AND "NEW YORK" MAGAZINE, THEY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND THEY KICK YOU OUT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A HIPSTER WITH A GIANT SCARF ON
A SCOOTER. HE JUST SCOOTS TO YOUR HOUSE AND HE JUST RINGS THE BELL
HE GOES, "YOU GOTTA GO!" I'M LIKE, "I KNOW, GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M GETTING USED TO BEING OLDER. MY BODY IS CHANGING.
I USED TO DO ACID. NOW I HAVE ACID REFLUX [ LAUGHTER ]
I ALSO LEARNED ABOUT EAR HAIR. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE THAT
EAR HAIR IS A THING IN YOUR 40s NOBODY TOLD ME I WOULD BECOME
A MONSTER AT 43. THE ONLY COOL THING ABOUT EAR HAIR IS THAT IF YOU'RE ALONE
AND YOU START TO PLAY WITH IT AND YOU'RE BORED, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A TINY DEEJAY
INSIDE YOUR HEAD [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU'RE LIKE -
[ IMITATING RECORD SCRATCH ] YOU'RE OLD [ IMITATING RECORD SCRATCH ]
YOU DON'T HAVE A 401(k). [ LAUGHTER ] [ IMITATING RECORD SCRATCH ]
YOUR PROSTATE IS BROKEN. WHAT, WHAT - WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
[ APPLAUSE ] I HAD ANOTHER MILESTONE THIS YEAR
I LOST 60 POUNDS, EVERYBODY. 60 POUNDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH YEAH SOME OF YOU ARE CLAPPING AND
SOME OF ARE YOU LIKE, "NO, YOU DIDN'T," AND THAT'S MESSED UP. I DID IT WITH INTERMITTENT
FASTING. BECAUSE I WAS TRYING EVERYTHING
I EVEN WENT TO A TRAINER AT THE GYM. AND AFTER ONE OF THE WORKOUTS,
I GO, "THAT WAS A REALLY HARD WORKOUT. AND HE GOES, "THAT WAS THE
STRETCHING I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU'RE IN A DICK'S SPORTING GOODS. I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO TELL
YOU THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, BUT I
USED YOUR STAIR MACHINE. HE'S LIKE, "THAT'S AN ESCALATOR.
DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THAT'S CRAZY." [ LAUGHTER ]
I TRIED DATING A BUNCH THIS YEAR I WENT ON TWO ZOOM DATES,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS ] IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
THERE WAS A BAD CONNECTION THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ AUDIENCE AWs ]
YES, IT WAS A DAD JOKE BUT I LOOK LIKE A DAD. SO SHUT UP
[ CHEERS ] I WENT ON A DATE WITH A GIRL FROM BUMBLE.
AND AFTER THE DATE, I KNEW WE WOULDN'T MEET UP AGAIN BUT I WANTED TO BE NICE ABOUT IT
SO I WROTE HER A MESSAGE I SAID, "HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR MEETING UP
YOU KNOW, HAVE A GOOD ONE. AND SHE WROTE BACK "YES, VERY ENJOYABLE MEETING
YOU AS WELL. GOOD LUCK ON ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "DID I JUST GET FIRED FROM A DATE?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT, DOES BUMBLE HAVE AN HR DEPARTMENT
BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO DO LIKE NORMAL LIFE. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS.
BUT I'M OVER 40. AND IF YOU'RE OVER 40 AND YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS, YOU JUST
BECOME THE WEIRD GUY AROUND KIDS [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE IF I MET YOUR KIDS, I'D BE LIKE, "HELLO." [ LAUGHTER ]
I'D BE LIKE, "HOW ARE YOU? LIKE NOT IN A MESSED UP WAY. I JUST LIKE KIDS
AND THE OTHER DAY, I WALKED OUT OF A STORE AND I SEE THESE PARENTS WITH THEIR TODDLER
AND THE TODDLER IS LIKE SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF CRYING, RIGHT.
SO I THINK I'M GOING TO HELP AND I GO, "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE THINKING HE'LL TURN AROUND AND GO, "I'M A TODDLER I'M TIRED.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT HE DOESN'T
HE TURNS AROUND AND HE GOES LIKE THIS. LIKE PICK ME UP KIND OF THING.
SO NOW, I'M LIKE, DO I PICK UP THIS STRANGE BABY? IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK CITY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I LOOK AT THE DAD FOR LIKE PERMISSION TO HUG THE BABY
I GO, "CAN I HUG YOUR BABY?" HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW
GO AHEAD." [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH IS SUCH A DAD RESPONSE
IF IT WAS A MOM, SHE'D BE LIKE, "I NEED THREE FORMS OF I.D. AND A PHONE BILL BEFORE YOU LOOK AT
MY KID." A DAD IS LIKE, "I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S MY KID.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO THIS IS TOTALLY TRUE. SO I DID, I PICKED UP THE BABY
AND I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD [ LAUGHTER ] AND I RAN AND I RAN.
AND NOW I'M RAISING A BABY [ CHEERS ] [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE THE REAL ENDING OF THAT STORY IS I PICKED UP THE BABY AND WE
BOTH LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS AND I PUT THE BABY DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYBODY I'M SEAN DONNELLY.
GOOD NIGHT THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: SEAN DONNELLY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HE'LL BE AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY CELLAR THIS WEEKEND. MY THANKS TO GWYNETH PALTROW,
MADDIE ZIEGLER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEAN DONNELLY, AND THE ROOTS
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE