1 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,112 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:17,250 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:22,389 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILL FORTE 4 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:27,527 JENNIFER COOLIDGE. MUSICAL GUEST, GUNNA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:32,365 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1588 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,770 Questlove: 1588 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:51,117 * * 8 00:00:51,117 --> 00:01:04,698 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE YOU 9 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:09,169 I LOVE YOU PLEASE, WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:12,072 THE "TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,375 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, TODAY MARKS ONE FULL YEAR IN OFFICE FOR 12 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:21,948 PRESIDENT BIDEN. IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGING A YEAR WHEN ASKED WHAT HE'S LEARNED, 13 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,584 BIDEN SAID, "BEING VICE PRESIDENT WAS A HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN." 14 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:28,521 [ LAUGHTER ] A YEAR AGO, BIDEN PLEDGED TO ADDRESS COVID, THE ECONOMY, 15 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:33,093 CLIMATE CHANGE, AND RACIAL INJUSTICE. AND GOOD NEWS, AFTER 12 MONTHS 16 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:43,169 OF TIRELESS EFFORT, WE'RE ALL GETTING THREE FREE MASKS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:47,941 THIS IS NICE BIDEN'S INAUGURAL COMMITTEE MARKED HIS ANNIVERSARY BY 18 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:53,747 RELEASING A VIDEO TOUTING AMERICA'S RECOVERY, NARRATED BY TOM HANKS. 19 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,515 HANKS WASN'T THE FIRST CHOICE, BUT STAFFERS HAD TO EXPLAIN TO BIDEN THAT GARY COOPER DIED 20 00:01:55,515 --> 00:02:03,156 60 YEARS AGO [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, YESTERDAY IN HIS 21 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:07,060 TWO-HOUR PRESS CONFERENCE, BIDEN -- TWO-HOUR PRESS CONFERENCE 22 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,895 BIDEN COVERED A LOT AND SAID THE U.S. MIGHT NOT DO ANYTHING IF RUSSIA'S INVASION OF UKRAINE 23 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:17,370 IS ONLY MINOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ONE OF HIS FEW SLIP-UPS. 24 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:20,106 AND IT'S A BIG DEAL BECAUSE AT BIDEN'S AGE, ANY SLIP COULD BE A CATASTROPHE. 25 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:26,112 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS A MINOR INVASION SOLDIERS STICKS ONE FOOT IN 26 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:32,786 UKRAINE? HE'S LIKE, "JUST KIDDING!" [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,688 WELL, TODAY, BIDEN TRIED TO CLEAR THINGS UP BY SAYING ANY RUSSIAN INVASION WOULD BE MET 28 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:39,225 WITH SEVERE ECONOMIC RESPONSE. BIDEN WAS LIKE, "TRY ME, TOUGH GUY, AND I'LL TURN YOUR ECONOMY 29 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:45,799 INTO OURS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, OVER TIME, BIDEN WILL HIT 30 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:52,105 PUTIN WITH ECONOMIC PENALTIES. IN OTHER WORDS, BIDEN IS USING THE SAME STRATEGY AS NETFLIX 31 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:57,477 [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S ONLY ANOTHER DOLLAR. CAN'T STOP NOW." 32 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,245 DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE, BIDEN ALSO SAID THAT KAMALA HARRIS WOULD BE HIS 33 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:00,880 RUNNING MATE AGAIN IN 2024 THEN HE MENTIONED THEY'RE ALREADY WORKING ON POTENTIAL 34 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:08,054 CAMPAIGN SLOGANS FOR THEIR RE-ELECTION. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE 35 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:12,892 FIRST UP, THERE'S, "BIDEN-HARRIS. ARE YOU MAD AT US? 36 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:18,264 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAD AT US." [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT THEY HAVE, "BIDEN-HARRIS. 37 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:24,604 FOUR MORE YEARS OF HEATED ARGUMENTS AT THANKSGIVING. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,874 AND FINALLY, THERE'S "BIDEN-HARRIS. VOTE FOR US IN 2024 IF WE EVEN 39 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:32,379 MAKE IT TO 2024. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRETTY GOOD. 40 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,147 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TODAY AMAZON ANNOUNCED THAT THIS YEAR IT'S OPENING ITS OWN CLOTHING 41 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:43,823 STORE CALLED AMAZON STYLE. I'M NOT SURE AMAZON STYLE IS THE BEST OPTION WHEN YOUR 42 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:51,931 FOUNDER DRESSES LIKE THIS. BUT I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:55,201 THAT'S RIGHT AMAZON IS FOCUSING ON CLOTHING EVEN CRAZIER, ABERCROMBIE & 44 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:56,569 FITCH IS GOING TO START LAUNCHING PEOPLE INTO SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,806 WELL, THIS IS FUN. I SAW THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH IS GETTING INTO THE CONDIMENT 46 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:03,376 BUSINESS THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'S RELEASING HER OWN ROYAL ESTATE TOMATO 47 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:07,113 SAUCE. THE QUEEN SAYS THE TOMATO SAUCE IS JUST LIKE HER MOTHER'S 48 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:16,189 SERVANT USED TO MAKE [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 49 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,291 LAST WEEK PRINCE ANDREW WAS STRIPPED OF HIS ROYAL STATUS, AND NOW HIS OFFICIAL TWITTER 50 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:23,096 AND YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS HAVE BEEN DELETED. THE QUEEN WAS LIKE, "NO 51 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,266 TWITTER. NO YOUTUBE NOW TO GO YOUR CASTLE. 52 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:30,070 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT THE CEO OF CRYPTO.COM JUST CONFIRMED THAT 53 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:35,442 IT SUFFERED A SECURITY BREACH AND HUNDREDS OF ACCOUNTS WERE HACKED 54 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:40,080 THAT'S TERRIBLE. I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T TRUST A A WEBSITE CALLED CRYPTO.COM. 55 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:48,755 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD THAT POLICE IN CANADA ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN 56 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:53,793 WHO ALLEGEDLY STOLE AN $8,000 GUITAR BY HIDING IT IN HIS PANTS. 57 00:04:53,793 --> 00:05:00,800 [ LAUGHTER ] THE FIRST GIVEAWAY GUITAR-SHAPED PANTS. 58 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,571 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN HE WAS APPROACHED BY SECURITY, HE WAS LIKE, "OH, I 59 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:08,041 WALKED IN WITH THIS GUITAR IN MY PANTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:12,278 THE GUY WAS EASY TO SPOT HE WAS THE ONE WALKING AWAY FROM THE STORE LIKE -- 61 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:24,824 [ GUITAR STRUMMING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, A HOME LISTING IN 62 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,895 WISCONSIN HAS GONE VIRAL BECAUSE OF THE HOUSE'S UNUSUAL BATHROOM SET-UP. 63 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,296 BATHROOM SET-UP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S REAL. 64 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:34,734 Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD WHEN YOU 65 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:38,505 KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND THREE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OCCUPIED!" [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,141 * OCCUPIE OCCUPIED OCCUPIED 67 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,977 OCCUPIED * * OCCUPIED * Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 68 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,078 Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 69 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:46,379 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 70 00:05:46,379 --> 00:06:03,396 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 71 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,700 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,335 Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES 73 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,103 "MacGRUBER," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK, AND HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" 74 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:16,209 THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST MANESKIN WILL FORTE IS HERE 75 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:27,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FORTE! PLUS, SHE IS AMAZING 76 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,557 FROM THE HBO SERIES, "THE WHITE LOTUS. BOY, THAT WAS A HOME RUN 77 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:37,063 JENNIFER COOLIDGE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HIS NEW ALBUM "DS4EVER" IS 78 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:45,305 NUMBER ONE ON THE BILLBOARD 200 ALBUMS CHART RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM GUNNA 79 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:52,645 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DS4EVER." FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY 80 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:56,649 A QUICK HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR PAL, QUESTLOVE IT'S HIS - 81 00:06:56,649 --> 00:07:03,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUD Questlove: THANK YOU. 82 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,258 Jimmy: SO MUCH GOING ON A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. I MEAN, IT'S QUESTLOVE'S 83 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:09,462 BIRTHDAY TODAY, IS JOE BIDEN'S ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY AS PRESIDENT 84 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:14,167 THIS IS ACTUALLY NICE. A LOT OF PEOPLE REACHED OUT TO CONGRATULATE BIDEN 85 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,203 Steve: REALLY Jimmy: YEAH, CHECK OUT SOME OF THE TEXT MESSAGES HE GOT. 86 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,607 FOR INSTANCE, KAMALA HARRIS WROTE, "CONGRATS ON YEAR ONE, MR. PRESIDENT. 87 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,543 I'LL BE THERE SOON TO HELP YOU OPEN THIS TEXT." [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:27,614 Steve: AW Jimmy: ISN'T THAT NICE? Steve: THAT'S SWEET 89 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,049 SHE CARES. Jimmy: YEAH, AND FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA WROTE, "I'M 90 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:34,054 TOASTING YOU FROM THE BEACH. #SUCKSTOBEYOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:37,557 NICE AGAIN NEXT UP, JOE MANCHIN WROTE, "AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO, I JUST 92 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:43,663 CAN'T SUPPORT YOUR ANNIVERSARY. [ APPLAUSE ] 93 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,632 Steve: COME ON, THAT'S A GOOD ONE Jimmy: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE 94 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,468 TO - I JUST CAN'T DO IT Steve: CAN'T DO IT, NO. 95 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,771 Jimmy: THEN TOM BRADY WROTE, "IT WAS A TOUGH FIRST YEAR, BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT 96 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:55,975 WELL, EXCEPT ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, BERNIE SANDERS WROTE, 97 00:07:55,975 --> 00:08:01,381 "CONGRATS FROM THE ONLY MAN IN WASHINGTON WHO CAN CALL YOU 'KID.' 98 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:07,053 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN DONALD TRUMP WROTE, "HOW ABOUT THIS, IF YOU REINSTATE ME 99 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:14,494 ON TWITTER, YOU CAN HAVE ERIC. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, PRINCE ANDREW 100 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:19,032 WROTE, "ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I'D KILL FOR YOUR APPROVAL RATING RIGHT NOW. 101 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,935 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S NICE TO HEAR FROM EVERYBODY. 102 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,803 STICK AROUND, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH WILL FORTE WHEN WE COME BACK. 103 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:28,274 AW, COME ON. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:44,557 * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT SHOW FOR 105 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:48,061 YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? BEFORE WE GO, I'M A LITTLE 106 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,965 HUNGRY SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO GRAB SOMETHING RIGHT NOW 107 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,167 FROM THE "TONIGHT SHOW" FREEZER REALLY QUICK IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND 108 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,770 REALLY QUICK IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND SORRY ABOUT THAT 109 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:07,380 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:15,689 Announcer: FREEZER SECRETS. Jimmy: NO HELP 111 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:20,727 I'M STUCK. I'M STUCK IN THE FREEZER THERE'S NO USE. 112 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:28,702 Jimmy: WILL FORTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 113 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,037 WELL, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BATHROOM AND I DIDN'T REALIZE WASN'T 114 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:36,376 UNTIL I TRIED TO LEAVE LL Jimmy: THIS IS AWFUL I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE BUYING 115 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:42,582 A SOUNDPROOF FREEZER WE'RE DOOMED YEAH. 116 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,551 WELL, SINCE THIS IS THE END, I HAVE A FEW SECRETS I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST 117 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:51,758 Jimmy: SAME * ONE TIME, I FINISHED A BOX OF 118 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:58,431 CEREAL, AND PUT THE EMPTY BOX BACK IN THE CUPBOARD [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,935 I DID SOMETHING SIMILAR ONCE Jimmy: REALLY 120 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:06,639 YEAH. YOU KNOW THE TRIVAGO GUY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 121 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,376 Jimmy: SURE BACK IN 2004, ME AND HIM GOT AWAY WITH VEHICULAR 122 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:17,350 MANSLAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WILL, THAT'S WAY 123 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:24,224 WORSE THAN WHAT I SAID TOMATO, TOMAHTO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 124 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,992 Jimmy: TONIGHT, DURING OUR INTERVIEW, I WAS GOING TO MENTION HOW MANY I LOVE 125 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:31,664 MacGRUBER BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 126 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:36,036 TO BE FAIR, I'VE NEVER SEEN "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:42,942 THE ONLY SHOW I WATCH IS - Both: "COCOA MELON. [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:50,817 Jimmy: WHENEVER I GO TO CHIPOTLE, I FILL MY WATER CUP WITH SODA. 129 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:57,357 WHENEVER I GO TO CHIPOTLE, I FILL MY SODA CUP WITH WATER. Jimmy: WHY? 130 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:03,263 BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS. [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:07,634 Jimmy: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW NFTs WORK NFTs DON'T WORK 132 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,503 THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU 133 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:16,076 THINK NFT STANDS FOR NONFUNCTIONING TESTICLE [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:25,118 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I HAVE TWO OF THEM Jimmy: WHEN WE WERE ON "SNL" 135 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:29,723 TOGETHER, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN INTERN [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:34,127 I ASKED YOU TO GET ME COFFEE MULTIPLE TIMES I SPIT IN THAT COFFEE EVERY 137 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:39,766 TIME [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOT JUST A NORMAL AMOUNT 138 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:43,937 I FILLED THAT COFFEE TO THE BRIM IT WAS ALL SPIT. 139 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,206 NO COFFEE. [ LAUGHTER ] I WATCHED YOU DRINK IT AND 140 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,408 SAY -- YOU'D SAY, "THIS IS THE BEST COFFEE I'VE EVER HAD 141 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:53,213 PLEASE GET ME ANOTHER ONE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE Jimmy: IT REALLY, REALLY WAS 142 00:11:53,213 --> 00:12:02,188 GOOD COFFEE. REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WERE MAILING ANTHRAX TO 30 ROCK 143 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:05,892 Jimmy: THAT WAS YOU NO. IT WAS RACHEL DRATCH 144 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,829 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MY REAL NAME ISN'T JIMMY FALLON 145 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:16,836 IT'S STANLEY TUCCI IT WAS ALREADY TAKEN, SO I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME. 146 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:20,206 MY REAL NAME ISN'T WILL FORTE IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW 147 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:25,578 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I HAD THE IDEA FOR GOOP. NOT HER. 148 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:30,617 Steve: GWYNETH? WAIT, I SHOULD NOT LEAVE MY MASK ON. 149 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:36,956 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE START OVER, RIGHT 150 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,559 Jimmy: THE WHOLE SKETCH START THE WHOLE SKETCH OVER. Steve: START AGAIN. 151 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:43,329 READY? WHO GOES THERE? SHOULD I DO THE "MY REAL NAME 152 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:46,132 ISN'T WILL FORTE"? Jimmy: YEAH OKAY. 153 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:57,711 MY REAL -- [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: AREN'T YOU GUYS 154 00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:02,515 FREEZING SHOULD WE RECAST THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:07,053 Jimmy: ONE MORE TIME. I'M DOING THE GWYNETH PALTROW LINE AGAIN 156 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,456 Steve: OH, YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THE LINE Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GOING TO 157 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,257 SAY THE LINE Steve: OKAY Jimmy: THERE'S SMOKE IN THIS 158 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:15,428 FREEZER. MY REAL NAME ISN'T WILL FORTE 159 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:19,899 IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I HAD THE IDEA FOR GOOP. 160 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:24,704 NOT HER. Steve: GWYNETH? TUCCI? 161 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,541 ARE YOU GUYS FREEZING? Jimmy: NOT ANYMORE. I MEAN, OUR HAPPINESS AND OUR 162 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,579 FRIENDSHIP HAS DEFROSTED US. WE'RE SAVED! [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:38,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CLICKING ] Steve: DO YOU HEAR THAT 164 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,988 OH, IT'S NOTHING. JUST MY NFTs [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,091 Jimmy: LET'S GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 166 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,328 Announcer: THIS HAS BEEN "FREEZER SECRETS." STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT 167 00:13:48,328 --> 00:14:07,647 SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 168 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:12,652 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY, VERY FUNNY MAN AND THE STAR OF THE NEW SERIES, 169 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:17,457 "MAcGRUBER," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK THIS WEEKEND HE IS HOSTING 170 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,627 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MUSICAL GUEST MANESKIN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE 171 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,462 MUSICAL GUEST MANESKIN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME WILL FORTE 172 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:40,113 * * 173 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,083 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! OH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU 174 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,452 Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU BRING WITH YOU OKAY, SO I -- THIS IS -- 175 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:50,256 FIRST OF ALL, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE IT. IT'S WRAPPED IN A BURGER HEAVEN 176 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:54,427 BAG. Jimmy: OH, DUDE, I REMEMBER HAMBURGER -- 177 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,162 YEAH. OH, MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD 178 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,565 Jimmy: WE USED TO EAT THERE ALL THE TIME SO WHEN I FIRST CAME TO 179 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:03,069 "SNL" IN 2002 -- Jimmy: UH-HUH -- THIS BOOK HAD JUST COME 180 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:07,540 OUT, "LIVE FROM NEW YORK." AND I DECIDED -- THEY GAVE ALL OF US ON THE CAST -- I'M SURE 181 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,910 YOU GOT ONE, TOO IT'S AN AWESOME BOOK THAT'S, LIKE, VERY GOOD BATHROOM 182 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:17,717 READING. GOOD READING ANYWHERE, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,452 I FIND IT WORKS IN THE BATHROOM Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GREAT 184 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,187 BOOK BUT -- SO WHAT I DECIDED TO DO IS TO GET EACH HOST EVERY 185 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,956 WEEK WHO CAME THROUGH TO SIGN THE BOOK, SO BY THE END OF EIGHT YEARS, I JUST HAD THIS 186 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,624 AMAZING COLLECTION OF SIGNATURES AND I BROUGHT IT BACK WITH ME SO COULD I GET THE 187 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:37,170 CURRENT CAST TO SIGN IT WHILE I'M HERE THIS WEEK SO -- Jimmy: WOW. 188 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:41,074 IT'S CRAZY, THOUGH. IT'S, LIKE, GOT -- YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PRESIDENTS IN 189 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,610 HERE AND U2 IS IN HERE AND, LIKE, I'M SURE YOU'RE IN HERE. 190 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,412 I'VE GOT A -- I ACTUALLY WROTE -- BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT 191 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:49,949 WHO IT IS. SO THIS IS MY LITTLE GRAPH OF WHO IS WHO, SO LET ME SEE -- 192 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,686 OH, I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES, SO YOU'RE - Jimmy: I CAN READ IT FOR 193 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:56,623 YOU. OKAY, THERE'S BONO RIGHT THERE. 194 00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:02,529 BARACK OBAMA Jimmy: WHAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 195 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,264 YEAH. Jimmy: THIS IS A GREAT BOOK IT'S JUST AMAZING 196 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,232 AND THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I - Jimmy: PAUL RUDD. 197 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,802 OH, YEAH. I MEAN, YOU KNOW - TOM BRADY AND ROBERT DE NIRO, 198 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:13,239 JUST -- BOOTSY COLLINS IT'S JUST THIS AMAZING COLLECTION OF PEOPLE FROM -- 199 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:20,447 YOU KNOW, JUST A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, SO IT'S JUST - 200 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,949 Jimmy: HANKS! ONE OF MY PRIZED COLLECTIONS. 201 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,252 AND THEN JASON SUDEIKIS GOT THIS FOR ME. WE DID THIS SKETCH CALLED 202 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,887 "POTATO CHIP" AT "SNL" AND THIS WAS -- HE HAD A PLAYBILL MADE UP OF IT 203 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:35,528 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IS THAT BLAKE LIVELY WHO'S IN "POTATO CHIP" WITH 204 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,498 YOU? YEAH. BLAKE LIVELY AND SUDEIKIS IS 205 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,402 BACK THERE, SO - Jimmy: I LOVE THAT HE MADE IT INTO A PLAYBILL 206 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,271 OH, YEAH. IT WAS FUN Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 207 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,540 BRINGING THIS IN I APPRECIATE THIS STUFF. I WILL SAY ONE OF THE COOLEST 208 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,242 THINGS THAT -- I REALLY WANT TO SAY, I'VE EXPERIENCED BACKSTAGE, YOU SHOWED ME FIRST 209 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,844 THING I DID WHEN I WALKED IN, YOU SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY 210 00:16:50,844 --> 00:17:00,453 YOU HAVE A NEWBORN BABY. OH, YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 211 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,188 Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL. THANK YOU 212 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,024 Jimmy: WILL, I MEAN, THAT'S AMAZING. YEAH. 213 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:10,630 THE NFTs WAS JUST A THING WE SAID IN THE SKETCH [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:15,869 THEY'RE FTs. Jimmy: THEY ARE FTs THEY ARE FTs 215 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,938 BUT I THINK IT'S A COOL MOVE, BECAUSE WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG, LONG TIME NOW. 216 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,574 OH, YEAH. Jimmy: BUT ISN'T IT FUN TO GO IN -- I GO, "HOW ARE YOU 217 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:27,047 DOING, BUDDY?" AND WE HUG, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU MY BABY. 218 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:31,818 IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE HOSTING. 219 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,154 BUT IT'S STRESSFUL YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND I'M AN 220 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,955 OVERTHINKER ANYWAY, SO I'M STRESSED OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND THEN YOU GO HOME AND YOU'RE 221 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:40,794 WITH THAT LITTLE BABY AND IT'S JUST -- YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING JUST GOES - 222 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:46,900 Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATS ON THAT CALMS YOU DOWN. 223 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,601 Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME, YOUR WIFE, BEING MARRIED. ALSO, YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT 224 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,403 YOUR FAMILY HAD TO RECENTLY, LIKE, MOVE STUFF OUT OF YOUR -- YOU HAD TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR 225 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,841 HOUSE. YES YES, SO THIS REQUIRES A TEENY 226 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:59,412 BIT OF BACK STORY BEFORE I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT. SO BACK WHEN I WAS WORKING AT 227 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:14,794 "THE LAST OF MAN ON EARTH," KRISTEN SCHAAL, WHO WAS MY CO-WORKER, WENT ON AN 228 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,863 ALTERNATIVE TALK SHOW TO YOURS, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WITH A TALK SHOW. 229 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,499 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE HAS GONE -- OKAY, I'LL SAY IT 230 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:24,504 IT'S CONAN CONAN. SHE WENT ON CONAN'S TALK SHOW. 231 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,806 Jimmy: UH-HUH [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY 232 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,608 SHE TAUGHT -- ONE OF THE THINGS SHE BROUGHT UP WAS THE FACT THAT WE WORKED TWO BLOCKS 233 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,343 AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST DILDO MANUFACTURER IN THE COUNTRY. I THINK IT'S IN THE COUNTRY OR 234 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,478 MAYBE THE WORLD, IT'S CALLED PIPEDREAMS [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:36,883 SO PIPEDREAMS SEES THIS SEGMENT AND THEY GO LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. THAT'S AMAZING 236 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,052 THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP. SENDS INVITATIONS TO US TO COME AND CHECK OUT THEIR DILDO 237 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:45,625 MANUFACTURING OPERATIONS ALL OUR "LAST MAN ON EARTH" PEOPLE 238 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:51,398 SO LIKE, AN HR NIGHTMARE WE ALL GO OVER THERE - Jimmy: YOU SAID YES 239 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,800 OH, YEAH. OH, MY GOD HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO THAT? 240 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,871 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT'S AN HR NIGHTMARE WE ALL WENT OVER THERE, AND 241 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,606 THEN STARTED AGAIN, BUT THEN I WENT ON CONAN AND TOLD THE STORY OF THE TOUR THAT WE TOOK 242 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,909 OF THE PLACE AND THEN THEY SAW THAT AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WE'VE GOT TO 243 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:13,820 SEND THESE GUYS TONS OF DILDOS AND DIFFERENT SEX TOYS." SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, 244 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:20,260 ANOTHER HR NIGHTMARE ALL THIS STUFF IS SENT TO US SO, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE, LIKE, 245 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,430 DILDOS AROUND OUR WORKPLACE FOR A LONG TIME. Jimmy: YEAH 246 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:27,267 AND SO I -- YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A DILDO PERSON [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,035 AND I GOT RID OF ALL MY THINGS, BUT THERE WAS ONE THING THAT I HAD TO KEEP BECAUSE IT WAS 248 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:35,442 VERY -- I FOUND IT CUTE. IT'S THIS, LIKE, MINIATURE WATER COOLER, BUT INSTEAD OF 249 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:45,085 WATER, IT'S SEXUAL LUBRICANT IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:49,356 SO ANYWAY, THAT'S IT, AND IT'S CUTE, RIGHT? IT'S A CUTE LITTLE - 251 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,758 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S LIKE THIS BIG AND I'M LIKE - 252 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,361 SO THAT'S THE SETUP FOR THIS SO CUT TO SEVEN YEARS LATER OR WHATEVER IT IS, AND THE FORTE 253 00:19:54,361 --> 00:20:01,801 FAMILY IS GOING THROUGH A MOLD PROBLEM. WE HAD - 254 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:06,272 Jimmy: MOLD IN YOU HOUSE. TOXIC BLACK MOLD. Jimmy: WOW. 255 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,375 WE HAD TO GET OUT SO PEOPLE COME IN AND THEY, YOU KNOW -- BECAUSE WE HAD A BABY, 256 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,411 SO IT WAS LIKE IMMEDIATELY GET OUT. JUST GET OUT 257 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,814 Jimmy: SURE SO THIS COMPANY COMES IN. I'LL SAY IT. 258 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:20,820 SERVPRO. THEY DID A GREAT JOB THEY COME IN AND THEY, YOU 259 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,622 KNOW, CLEAN UP ALL THE MOLD AND THEY CLEAN EVERY INDIVIDUAL ITEM THAT YOU HAVE, AND THEN 260 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,923 BOX IT UP, AND SO THEY GOT THROUGH WITH THAT WHOLE SITUATION. 261 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,425 MOLD IS GONE WE GO BACK INTO THE PLACE AND I'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH ALL THE 262 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,594 BOXES. S I'M LOOKING THROUGH ALL THESE BOXES AND, YOU KNOW, 263 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:42,142 THEY'RE VERY GOOD. THEY LABEL EVERYTHING ON THE SIDES OF THE BOXES. 264 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:47,047 AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, BOOKS AND FILES. IT'S A BUNCH OF NORMAL STUFF 265 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:52,719 AND THEN I COME TO THIS ONE BOX. IT WAS A LITTLE CONFUSING, 266 00:20:52,719 --> 00:21:02,328 BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT. AND YEAH, SO THIS WAS -- 267 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,330 PERSONAL MOISTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE -- I COULDN'T 268 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:09,903 FIGURE IT OUT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T -- YOU KNOW SO I GET IT, I OPEN IT - 269 00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,205 Jimmy: PERSONAL MOISTURE. THE LUBE COOLER Jimmy: YES, THE LUBE COOLER, 270 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,074 WHICH IS NOT THE NAME -- IT SHOULD BE THE NAME OF IT AND THEN I REALIZED, LIKE, I 271 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,508 STARTED GOING THROUGH MORE BOXES. AND THERE WERE LIKE -- FROM 272 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,177 THEIR -- HOW THEY LABELED STUFF, I REALIZED, "I THINK THEY THINK I'M A CREEP." 273 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:22,082 [ LAUGHTER ] OR A WEIRDO. I DON'T KNOW 274 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:25,552 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN ZOOM IN -- IF WE CAN SEE WHAT - 275 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:30,657 OH, THAT SAYS "SONY VIDEO CAMERA, POOP, FART." [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:36,896 WHAT IS THAT THERE'S LIKE AN EMOJI -- I HAD A POOP EMOJI CANDLETHAT 277 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:41,167 SOMEBODY GAVE ME, AND THEN A A BOTTLE OF FART SPRAY WHICH IS HARD TO DESCRIBE 278 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,237 IT'S JUST FART IN A CAN. Jimmy: YEAH, FART IN -- YEAH, YEAH 279 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:48,808 FUNNY. IT'S A JOKE, YEAH. BUT THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH 280 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:54,614 THIS ONE SAYS -- "GLASS, LIGHT BULBS, U-VERSE, PEE CONTAINER." 281 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,884 [ LAUGHTER ] I DID KNOW WHAT THAT ONE WAS [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:00,620 CONTAINER FOR YOUR -- A MEDICAL -- MY WIFE HAD GOTTEN ME FOR THAT. 283 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,690 THERE'S A LONG STORY TO THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW IT. BUT SHE DID -- I AM THE OWNER 284 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,227 OF A PEE CONTAINER [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOU 285 00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:11,765 GOT ME A GIFT ONCE, A NICE -- TO PASS THE TIME DO YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU GOT ME 286 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:15,802 THIS I DON'T Jimmy: YOU GOT ME A PUZZLE. 287 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:19,739 AND IF I PUT THE PUZZLE TOGETHER, IT WAS YOUR BUTT OH, YES 288 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,475 [ LAUGHTER ] A FRIEND GAVE THAT TO ME AS A GIFT AND THEN I REGIFTED IT 289 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:28,948 TO HIM, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU TOLD 290 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,784 ME -- AFTER YOU GAVE IT TO ME, LIKE I WAS NEVER GOING TO PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU SAID TO ME 291 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:37,357 THAT IT MIGHT BE MISSING A A PIECE. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,925 SO I HAVE TO PUT IT TOGETHER TO SEE WHICH PIECE IS MISSING AND THEN CALL YOU. 293 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:45,765 BUT I STILL HAVE THE PUZZLE SOMEWHERE. YOU'VE GOT TO DO THAT 294 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,735 Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. 295 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,570 Jimmy: LET'S DO IT TOGETHER, PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,539 NEXT TIME WE'RE LOCKED IN A A FREEZER. Jimmy: WE'RE LOCKED IN 297 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,873 A FREEZER. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MacGRUBER." 298 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,476 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE "MacGRUBER" SERIES ON PEACOCK AFTER THE BREAK. 299 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,778 MORE WITH WILL FORTE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:17,063 * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH WILL FORTE WHO 301 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:22,635 IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE HOSTING 302 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:26,239 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? OH, I'M SO EXCITED. YEAH, I'M SO EXCITED 303 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:31,144 IT'S SO FUN TO BE BACK THERE ARE SO MANY FRIENDS WHO ARE STILL THERE. 304 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:33,079 YOU KNOW, MOST OF THE -- THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE CREW WHO WERE THERE WHEN I WAS 305 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,083 THERE. Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE EVERYBODY. 306 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,085 SO FUN. A LOT OF NEW PEOPLE THAT I AM JUST GETTING TO WORK WITH FOR 307 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,787 THE FIRST TIME IN THE CAST AND THE WRITERS, SO IT'S JUST -- I'M SUPER EXCITED. 308 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:47,460 Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF FUN HOW "MACGRUBER" BROUGHT YOU BACK TO HOST 309 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,963 YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE IT STARTED AT "SNL" -- 310 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,132 YEAH, WHATEVER TIME Jimmy: "MACGRUBER" IS, LIKE, THE BEST 311 00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:54,234 DUDE, "MACGRUBER" WAS THE FUNNIEST THING, AND I GO, "THAT WAS GREAT," AND THEN YOU DID IT 312 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,737 AGAIN. I GO, "OH, MY GOSH IT'S AMAZING." 313 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,506 AND THEN YOU MADE IT INTO ANOTHER SKETCH, AND THEN YOU MADE IT INTO A MOVIE, AND IT 314 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:05,712 WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND DUDE, KRISTEN WIIG IS JUST -- YOU GUYS TOGETHER. 315 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,114 SHE'S -- KRISTEN IS THE BEST I MEAN, SHE IS THE BEST. 316 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,283 AND WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT? I MEAN, THE -- YOU KNOW, THE 317 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:16,056 MOVIE DID NOT WELL IT DID - [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:17,524 I MEAN NOT -- I'M BEING VERY KIND TO THE MOVIE BY SAYING IT DID NOT WELL 319 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:20,727 I MEAN, WE LOVED IT. WE WERE PROUD OF IT, BUT NOT A A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT TO SEE IT, 320 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:25,832 SO IT WAS VERY EXCITING TO - YOU KNOW, THERE WAS -- IT FELT LIKE A LITTLE LEVEL OF 321 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:33,139 REDEMPTION TO BE ABLE TO COME BACK ALL THOSE YEARS LATER AND GET TO MAKE IT AGAIN 322 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,276 Jimmy: WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO DO IT AGAIN? I MEAN, FROM THE MOMENT THAT 323 00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:39,245 THE MOVIE DID NOT DO WELL AT THE BOX OFFICE, WE WERE LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT 324 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:43,850 LET'S NOT LET THIS BE THE LAST WORD ON THIS WE LOVE IT, AND EVEN IF WE HAVE 325 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,719 TO COME BACK AND MAKE A MOVIE WITH OUR iPHONES, WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING -- WE'RE GOING 326 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:50,190 TO DO SOMETHING AGAIN. AND SO IT TOOK 12 YEARS. WE'VE GOT A -- YOU KNOW. 327 00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:57,230 [ LAUGHTER ] WE GOT A CRACK IS CRAZY. Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT GREAT NEW 328 00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:00,133 FACES IN THE CASE, DUDE, LAWRENCE FISHBURNE LAWRENCE FISHBURNE Jimmy: 329 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:04,504 SAM ELLIOTT IS IN YOUR SHOW. HOW DID YOU CONVINCE SAM ELLIOTT TO DO "MACGRUBER"? 330 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,240 OH, MY GOD. I THINK HE WAS ON THE FENCE AND -- 331 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,908 I THINK HE HAD BEEN -- HE WAS CONSIDERING IT AND THEN HE WAS -- I THINK HIS AGENTS 332 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,777 PUSHED HIM OVER THE FENCE AND THEN I GOT A CALL FROM MY AGENT SAYING, "SAM WANTS YOU TO CALL 333 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:20,353 HIM. AND I THINK IT WAS TO -- YOU KNOW, HE JUST WANTED TO SEE 334 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:23,757 IF I WAS A DICKHEAD. LIKE -- SO I CALLED HIM AND SOMEHOW STRUNG TOGETHER 335 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:30,630 A TEN-MINUTE PERIOD OF TIME WHERE I WASN'T A DICKHEAD. Jimmy: YEAH 336 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,800 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? 337 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,335 YOU KNOW, HE -- IT WAS JUST AMAZING GETTING TO WORK WITH HIM. 338 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:39,205 AND LAWRENCE FISHBURNE -- MAN! I MEAN - Jimmy: DUDE, 339 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,808 LAWRENCE FISHBURNE, LEGEND YEAH. SO SAM ELLIOTT WAS THERE FOR 340 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,910 LIKE A WEEK BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW, WE KIND OF WERE ABLE TO SCHEDULE IT TO GET HIM IN AND 341 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:50,216 OUT. LAWRENCE FISHBURNE WAS KIND OF IN A BUNCH MORE, SO WE GOT TO 342 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,951 SEE HIM FOR A MUCH LONGER PERIOD OF TIME AND I HAD MY BIRTHDAY WHILE I WAS THERE, AND 343 00:25:51,951 --> 00:26:03,029 HE GOT ME THIS AWESOME KNIFE THIS BEAUTIFUL KNIFE IT'S A SWITCHBLADE, AND THE 344 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:08,034 CARD IS THE COOL - IT'S THIS, LIKE, VERY SWEET CARD, AND THEN AT THE VERY END, 345 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,803 HE SAYS, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING ABOUT "I GOT YOU THIS KNIFE, BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO 346 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:22,449 CUT A [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND IT WAS LIKE -- 347 00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:26,619 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD IT'S THE PERFECT -- IT'S MY FAVORITE CARD EVER 348 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:30,323 Jimmy: IT MIGHT BE BETTER THAN THE PRESENT THE CARD IS UNBELIEVABLE 349 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:34,160 YOU HAVE TO FRAME THAT THAT GOES IN THE BOOK. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 350 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,129 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S WILL FORTE AND LAWRENCE FISHBURNE IN 351 00:26:36,129 --> 00:26:37,497 LAWRENCE FISHBURNE IN "MACGRUBER." TAKE A LOOK. 352 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,399 THANK YOU 353 00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:41,067 THE ATTACK ON POTUS IS A HIGHLY COORDINATED STRIKE USING ADVANCED TTP AND E&E 354 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:46,506 CAPABILITIES SO IT'S LIKELY THAT OUR ENEMY IS EX-MILITARY 355 00:26:46,506 --> 00:26:51,077 NOW, THE EXCHANGE IS SET FOR 0800 THAT'S 8:00 A.M -- O'CLOCK. 356 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:55,248 8:00 A.M. THAT'S CORRECT ANTE MERIDIEM 357 00:26:55,248 --> 00:27:00,620 THAT'S WHAT A.M. STANDS FOR. RIGHT I'D ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT 358 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,589 STOOD FOR, AND SO THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW, I LOOKED IT UP YEAH. 359 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:07,027 CONTINUE [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 360 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:10,563 Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WILL FORTE, EVERYBODY. "MACGRUBER" IS STREAMING NOW ON 361 00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:15,035 PEACOCK. CHECK HIM OUT THIS WEEKEND HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 362 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:20,073 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER COOLIDGE. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 363 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:40,060 THANK YOU BUD! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,928 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO HAS BEEN RECEIVING RAVE REVIEWS FOR 365 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:48,368 A PERFORMANCE IN THE "WHITE LOTUS. ALL EPISODES OF THE SHOW ARE 366 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:51,171 STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JENNIFER COOLIDGE! 367 00:27:54,341 --> 00:28:13,293 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 368 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:16,229 Jimmy: JENNIFER YEAH! Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 369 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:19,833 OH, MY GOODNESS. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. OH, MY GOSH 370 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:22,569 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 371 00:28:22,569 --> 00:28:24,537 IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, BUT IT FEELS LIKE WE'VE HUNG OUT OR WE TALKED OR 372 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:30,110 SOMETHING. I KNOW, WE WENT ON A DATE ONE TIME 373 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:33,079 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER 374 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:40,620 IT Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE I REMEMBER THAT, YEAH. 375 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,355 I WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS ON "WHITE LOTUS." I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT. 376 00:28:42,355 --> 00:28:44,224 YOU JUST NAILED IT I MEAN, IT WAS A HOME RUN, BUDDY. 377 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,192 YOU WERE SO GOOD ON THAT BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, I WANTED TO SAY THAT WE'VE HAD 378 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:52,966 MANY GUESTS ON OUR SHOW THAT HAVE DONE IMPRESSIONS OF YOU YEAH. 379 00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:56,903 Jimmy: AND GREAT ONES WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,305 Jimmy: IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU A FEW OF THESE IMPRESSIONS 381 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:02,475 OH, YEAH. I THINK I KNOW -- I KNOW SOME GREAT ONES I'VE SEEN ON 382 00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:04,344 INSTAGRAM. OKAY, YEAH WHO DO YOU GOT 383 00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:05,879 Jimmy: CHLOE FINEMAN WAS HERE OH, MY GOD. 384 00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:06,913 OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: HERE'S HER JENNIFER COOLIDGE IMPRESSION 385 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,085 A PIE, DUMBASS 386 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:15,588 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, IS THAT 387 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,091 AMAZING? IT IS IT IS AMAZING. 388 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:21,928 YOU KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD BECAUSE YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE EVER REALLY. 389 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,330 YOU KNOW, IN AN OBJECTIVE POINT. YOU KNOW, IN A SORT OF 390 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,600 PERSPECTIVE. BUT, THEN YOU SEE PEOPLE AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S WHO I 391 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,903 AM?" [ LAUGHTER ] OH, ALL RIGHT. 392 00:29:29,903 --> 00:29:34,941 I'LL TAKE IT I MEAN, SHE -- I LIKE THAT Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU GET IN 393 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,910 THE ZONE BUT THE FIRST TIME I THINK I HEARD ANYONE DO AN IMPRESSION 394 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:40,413 OF YOU IS WHEN ARIANNA GRANDE WAS HERE A FEW YEARS AGO AND HERE'S ARIANNA'S IMPRESSION 395 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:41,581 WAS HERE A FEW YEARS AGO AND HERE'S ARIANNA'S IMPRESSION OF JENNIFER. 396 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:49,255 GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY 397 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:54,828 I'M TAKING THE DOG, DUMBASS. [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW. 398 00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:59,332 Jimmy: COME ON! ARIANNA GRANDE CRUSHING IT THAT'S A GREAT IMPRESSION. 399 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,568 UNBELIEVABLE. BUT YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT WAS SORT OF THE 400 00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:08,375 BEGINNING OF A LOT OF COOL THINGS THAT HAPPENED FOR ME. BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW. 401 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:12,879 I SORT OF, YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING THROUGH A DEAD ZONE. AND NOT MUCH WAS GOING ON. 402 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:19,552 AND THEN, ARIANNA DID THIS IMITATION ON YOUR SHOW, AND YOU ENCOURAGED HER 403 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:23,923 AND THEN, THIS BALL GOT ROLLING. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND 404 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:26,092 WHO'S LIKE HER AGE, TERESA, SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD DM ARIANNA AND JUST SAY, 405 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:33,533 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IMITATION. AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, SHE'S GOT 406 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:41,841 LIKE 260 MILLION FOLLOWERS." THOSE ARE ROBOTS THE ROBOTS ANSWER THE DMs AND 407 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:48,615 WE WILL NEVER EVER GET TO HER EVER AND THEN, I DID IT ANYWAY. 408 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:51,618 AND THEN, THIS RESPONSE CAME BACK AND THEN, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 409 00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:57,357 I WAS GOING TO HER HOUSE GETTING FIT FOR A WARDROBE FITTING FOR "THANK YOU, NEXT." 410 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:59,559 SO IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF JIMMY FALLON YES. 411 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:03,363 YES. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:06,533 Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS AMAZING TO HEAR THIS SO FROM THAT ARI THING, IT ALL 413 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:12,872 GREW AND THEN, BUT DO YOU DO IMPRESSIONS? 414 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:18,445 I DO -- YOU KNOW, WHAT I DO IS I DO PEOPLE THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE 415 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:20,313 LIKE, I DID -- I USED TO GET TO THE FRONT OF A NIGHTCLUB WHERE EVERYONE'S WAITING TO GO IN 416 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:21,915 LINE, AND THEN, I WOULD BE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M MUFFIN HEMINGWAY, WHO IS LIKE 417 00:31:21,915 --> 00:31:23,350 ONE OF THE HEMINGWAY SISTERS THAT NO ONE KNEW WHAT SHE SOUNDED LIKE 418 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:25,085 AND THEN, AND IF I HAD TO GET INTO A RESTAURANT WITH MY FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY 419 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:40,967 MONEY AT THAT TIME BUT IF WE WANTED TO GET A RESTAURANT, I WOULD GO -- I 420 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:45,905 WOULD CALL UP THE RESTAURANT AS EILEEN FORD THE MODELING AGENT AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT SHE 421 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:49,943 SOUNDED LIKE NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE. AND I WOULD JUST BE LIKE, "HI, 422 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:54,314 IT'S EILEEN FORD, AND I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF MY GIRLS THAT WOULD LIKE TO COME AND -- THEY'RE ALL 423 00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:58,618 MODELS OF COURSE AND A BUNCH OF THEM WOULD LOVE TO COME OVER TO YOUR RESTAURANT 424 00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:04,357 TONIGHT. AND THEN, AND THEN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES LATER, THIS VERY 425 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:12,465 MOTLEY CRUE WOULD WALK IN. NO ONE LOOKED LIKE A MODEL SOMEWHERE LIKE FOUR FOOT 426 00:32:12,465 --> 00:32:17,704 ELEVEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE -- AND -- BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY 427 00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:22,242 COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT THEY ALREADY HAD THE TABLE BUT -- THEN WE COULDN'T GO TO 428 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:25,679 THAT RESTAURANT EVER AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BUT THAT'S A GREAT 429 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:28,515 IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE THAT NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF. LET'S TALK ABOUT "WHITE LOTUS. 430 00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:31,151 WHEN THAT SCRIPT, BECAUSE THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR YOU. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. 431 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:34,220 YEAH, SORT OF, MIKE HAD - YOU KNOW, YEAH, HE'S SORT OF, OBSERVED ME ON A TRIP THAT WE 432 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:40,427 WENT ON. I THINK HE SORT OF THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD DO THAT PART 433 00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:46,232 BECAUSE HE SORT OF, YOU KNOW, HE SAW HOW - Jimmy: HOW YOU CAN -- 434 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,735 HOW WEIRD I WAS, YEAH Jimmy: BUT THERE'S NO ONE ELSE THAT COULD HAVE DONE WHAT 435 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:53,340 DID. THERE'S NO ONE ELSE. THERE'S NOT ONE HUMAN BEING 436 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,610 THAT COULD HAVE DONE WHAT DID YOU ON THE SHOW. IT WAS PERFECT 437 00:32:57,610 --> 00:33:01,047 IT WAS ONE OF A KIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU 438 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,950 Jimmy: AND IT WAS AMAZING THANK YOU Jimmy: THE DELIVERY, JUST 439 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:05,685 HOW QUICK. OH, MY GOSH. ANYWAYS. 440 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:08,521 ORIGINALLY, YOU GO, "I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL LIKE DOING THIS." 441 00:33:08,521 --> 00:33:10,957 I KNOW, YOU KNOW -- WELL, YEAH I DIDN'T WANT TO -- I DIDN'T 442 00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:13,059 WANT TO DO IT. BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE ON THE PELOTONS OVER 443 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:16,830 THE -- WHEN COVID BEGAN AND EVERYTHING I DON'T KNOW 444 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:20,934 I WAS -- THAT WAS NOT MY JOURNEY. I JUST SORT OF, IT WAS ME AND 445 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:24,504 MY FRIEND CAROLYN IN MY HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS AND WE JUST -- WE ATE MAYBE SIX 446 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:37,550 PIZZAS A DAY [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU KNOW, AND THEN, 447 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:39,786 THIS PART GETS OFFERED AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, I'M NOT, I'M NOT DOING IT. 448 00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:42,756 I'M NOT DOING IT." YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO, YOU KNOW, FIGURE OUT THESE WAYS TO GET 449 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:46,593 OUT OF IT. WITH LIKE, MEDICAL EXCUSE, WHATEVER 450 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:51,498 AND THEN, MIKE SORT OF CAUGHT ON TO ME BECAUSE I KNOW HE CAUGHT ON 451 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:54,234 BECAUSE HE SENT ME A TEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS AND HE WAS 452 00:33:54,234 --> 00:33:59,472 IN L.A. AND HE SENT THIS TEXT. MY LITTLE PHONE DINGED I WAS JUST TRYING TO THINK OF 453 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:03,043 SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED BELIEVABLE I HAD PARTIAL HIP PROBLEMS, YOU 454 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:11,951 KNOW, WHERE I COULDN'T TURN. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW 455 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:13,920 I CAME UP WITH ALL THESE WEIRD THINGS BUT THEN, MIKE JUST THAT, "ARE 456 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:18,391 YOU AFRAID?" AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, JESUS, HE'S ON TO ME. 457 00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:21,861 AND THEN, I STILL THOUGHT OF TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT. BUT THEN, I WAS OVER AT MY 458 00:34:21,861 --> 00:34:23,697 FRIEND'S CHASE'S HOUSE ONE DAY AND SHE GOES, "ARE YOU GOING TO HAWAII TO DO THAT JOB WITH 459 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:29,102 MIKE?" I SAID, "NO, I'M NOT I'M NOT DOING IT." 460 00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:33,239 AND THEN, SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 461 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,875 AND GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE INSANE AND YOU'RE GOING." AND YOU KNOW, JUST SORT OF, 462 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:42,315 A GIRLFRIEND SORT OF TALKED ME OFF, OUT OF MY INSANITY. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE 463 00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:44,117 ACTORS, THIS BIG MOMENT CAN HAPPEN SOMETIMES AND THEN YOU JUST BLOW IT AND YOU GO, "YEAH, 464 00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:51,524 I'M GOING TO DO THAT NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO GO ON A TRIP. YOU JUST BLOW IT SOMEHOW 465 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:55,128 Jimmy: YEAH AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, A GOOD FRIEND -- 466 00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:58,098 Jimmy: JUST SAID, "HEY, GO DO IT. SNAP OUT OF IT." 467 00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:01,234 YEAH, AND YOU CAN DO THIS. AND YOU WENT AND DID IT. WELL, YEAH. 468 00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:07,240 PEOPLE REALLY LIKED IT Jimmy: THEY LOVED IT. MIKE WHITE IS BRILLIANT 469 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,542 HE WROTE A GREAT SHOW. AND THEN, YEAH Jimmy: CRITICS LOVE IT, FANS 470 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,278 LOVE IT. CONGRATS, IT'S WELL DESERVED ALL THE NOMINATIONS. 471 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,914 I KNOW THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "WHITE LOTUS" IS COMING ON HBO. 472 00:35:14,914 --> 00:35:19,386 YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE A LOT OF THE CHARACTERS 473 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:23,757 BUT I GO, ALL THE FANS ARE LIKE, "IS JENNIFER COOLIDGE COMING BACK? 474 00:35:23,757 --> 00:35:27,260 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THERE IS A RUMOR I'M COMING BACK 475 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:30,196 I HOPE -- THERE'S A RUMOR THAT "LEGALLY BLONDE" THREE IS HAPPENING. 476 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,165 I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF RUMORS OUT THERE. I HOPE - 477 00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:34,367 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HOPE THEY'RE ALL, LIKE - BUT I DON'T KNOW 478 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:37,971 I DON'T KNOW Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW I'M NOT JINXING ANYTHING 479 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:39,606 BUT YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER IN THIS THING AND MAN, I WOULD WATCH THIS 480 00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:45,278 EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END. 481 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:48,581 IT WAS SO GREAT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S THE MAGNIFICENT 482 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:52,585 JENNIFER COOLIDGE IN THE "WHITE LOTUS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 483 00:35:54,754 --> 00:35:57,957 LAYER, MAYBE I DON'T KNOW BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND 484 00:35:57,957 --> 00:36:01,361 LAYER? AND THE THIRD LAYER? AND THEN, EVERY STEP ALONG THE 485 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:06,032 WAY. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT, YOU KNOW, IS IT GOING TO 486 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:11,638 LIKE THE NEXT LAYER? I GET ALL AFRAID HOW MUCH DO I WANT TO SHOW HIM 487 00:36:11,638 --> 00:36:14,240 YOU KNOW, IS HE GOING TO BE REPULSED OR IS HE GOING TO BE ALARMED 488 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:24,217 AND AT THE CORE OF THE ONION, BELINDA, IS JUST A STRAIGHT UP ALCOHOLIC LUNATIC. 489 00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:29,356 THAT'S NOT TRUE NO, IT IS IT IS. 490 00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:32,392 I JUST WANT TO SHOW MY HAND. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY POKER ANYMORE. 491 00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:34,160 I WANT TO SKIP ALL THE LAYERS AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE CRAZY AND JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, LET 492 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:40,533 THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY. AND YOU KNOW, JUST SHOW THEM JUST SHOW THEM THE CORE OF THE 493 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:44,971 ONION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES! 494 00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:47,774 JENNIFER COOLIDGE, EVERYBODY ALL EPISODES OF THE "WHITE LOTUS" ARE STREAMING NOW ON HBO 495 00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:52,746 MAX. WE'LL BE BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM GUNNA 496 00:36:52,746 --> 00:37:16,636 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 497 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:21,441 Jimmy: I KNOW HE HAS THE NUMBER ONE ALBUM IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, BUT ALSO I THINK 498 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:28,848 THIS IS, LIKE, THE NUMBER ONE ALBUM COVER. THIS IS, LIKE, ICONIC. 499 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:30,750 GREAT JOB RIGHT HERE PERFORMING "EMPIRE" FROM HIS NUMBER ONE ALBUM "DS4EVER," 500 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,051 PERFORMING "EMPIRE" FROM HIS NUMBER ONE ALBUM "DS4EVER," HERE IS GUNNA. 501 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:56,176 * * 502 00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:59,813 * THEY AIN'T THINK WE'D GET THE CREAM UH NOW W LIVIN' OUT OUR DREAMS * 503 00:37:59,813 --> 00:38:04,284 * AND THE WHOLE WORLD OUR LOT OF BOSSES IN THE TEA WE BUST IT DOWN * 504 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:08,021 * NO NEED FOR GREED TRYNA BUILD AN EMPIR I SEPARATE MY WANTS * 505 00:38:08,021 --> 00:38:11,491 * AND NEEDS I'M BOOKED OUT WAY IN GERMAN AND THE PRICES 506 00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:15,028 GETTIN' HIGHER * * I'M PEEPIN' ALL MY FRENEMIES 507 00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:18,398 THAT LIL' -- * * IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' TO M 508 00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:23,837 ALL THE HATE WHY YOU AIN'T TIRED * * YOUNG GUNNA GOT A 509 00:38:23,837 --> 00:38:26,239 PREFERENCE SHE EAT THA -- FOR BREAKFAST YOU SEE * * I'M INTERESTED I WANNA -- 510 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,875 YOUR BEST FRIEND I'M COUNTIN UP WITH PROFESSION * * AND GOT GOOD SENSE OF 511 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:31,611 DIRECTION FREE MY -- O THAT KIOSK CAN'T SMILE * * WHY THEY PULL THAT BENTLE 512 00:38:31,611 --> 00:38:35,115 B OUT WINDOWS FISHBOWL SEE IN AND SEE OUT * * GT NOT A FIAT I'M SERIOUS 513 00:38:35,115 --> 00:38:38,718 JUST LIKE T. ROSE GOLD STONES HITTIN' * * IN THE NIGH 514 00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:41,554 LOOK LIKE A NEON IF PLAYERS TALKIN' YOU KNOW I'M CATCHIN' * 515 00:38:41,554 --> 00:38:44,824 * -- LIKE DEION AND I WAS BROK BUT I AIN'T GOIN' BACK * 516 00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:48,061 * I THANK THE G-O-D I GOT ALL THESE RACK YOU CALL MY PHON 517 00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:50,864 TOO MUCH AT ONCE * * AIN'T GON' NEVER HIT BACK HOPEFULLY YOU GET THAT 518 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,466 BUSINESS DONE YOU GONE GO * * LAY ON YOUR BAC I WAS BORN TO WI 519 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:57,504 LORD FORGIVE M MIGHT HAVE TO SIN AGAIN * * IT'S CRAZY BUT YO 520 00:38:57,504 --> 00:39:03,076 SET A TREN A LOT OF -- NEED A NAME IT'S CRAZY * 521 00:39:03,076 --> 00:39:09,215 * BUT YOU SET A TREND I'M KNOCKIN' BAB LET ME IN * 522 00:39:09,215 --> 00:39:12,285 * I NEED AN ANGEL NOT A FRIEND PROTECTION THAT'LL 523 00:39:12,285 --> 00:39:17,857 NEVER END * * THEY AIN'T THINK WE'D GET THE CREA 524 00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:21,795 NOW WE LIVIN OUT OUR DREAMS * * AND THE WHOLE WORLD OUR 525 00:39:21,795 --> 00:39:26,266 LOT OF BOSSES IN THE TEA WE BUST IT DOW NO NEED FOR GREED * 526 00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:31,304 * TRYNA BUILD AN EMPIRE I SEPARATE MY WANTS AND NEED I'M BOOKED OUT 527 00:39:31,304 --> 00:39:33,907 WAY IN GERMANY * * AND THE PRICE GETTIN' HIGHER 528 00:39:33,907 --> 00:39:36,209 I'M PEEPIN ALL MY FRENEMIES * * THAT LIL' - 529 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:39,612 IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' TO M ALL THE HATE WHEN YOU AIN'T TIRED * 530 00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:46,920 * YOU AIN'T TIRED YEA ALL THE HATE WHE YOU AIN'T TIRE 531 00:39:46,920 --> 00:40:13,580 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 532 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:17,517 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO WILL FORTE, JENNIFER COOLIDGE, GUNNA ONCE AGAIN 533 00:40:17,517 --> 00:40:19,919 WILL FORTE, JENNIFER COOLIDGE, GUNNA ONCE AGAIN GUNNA. 534 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:24,090 BOY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, 535 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:27,794 PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 536 00:40:27,794 --> 00:40:30,096 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 537 00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:30,096 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE