Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILL FORTE
JENNIFER COOLIDGE. MUSICAL GUEST, GUNNA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1588 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE YOU
PLEASE, WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
THE "TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, TODAY MARKS ONE FULL YEAR IN OFFICE FOR
PRESIDENT BIDEN. IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGING A YEAR WHEN ASKED WHAT HE'S LEARNED,
BIDEN SAID, "BEING VICE PRESIDENT WAS A HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN."
[ LAUGHTER ] A YEAR AGO, BIDEN PLEDGED TO ADDRESS COVID, THE ECONOMY,
CLIMATE CHANGE, AND RACIAL INJUSTICE. AND GOOD NEWS, AFTER 12 MONTHS
OF TIRELESS EFFORT, WE'RE ALL GETTING THREE FREE MASKS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS NICE BIDEN'S INAUGURAL COMMITTEE MARKED HIS ANNIVERSARY BY
RELEASING A VIDEO TOUTING AMERICA'S RECOVERY, NARRATED BY TOM HANKS.
HANKS WASN'T THE FIRST CHOICE, BUT STAFFERS HAD TO EXPLAIN TO BIDEN THAT GARY COOPER DIED
60 YEARS AGO [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, YESTERDAY IN HIS
TWO-HOUR PRESS CONFERENCE, BIDEN -- TWO-HOUR PRESS CONFERENCE
BIDEN COVERED A LOT AND SAID THE U.S. MIGHT NOT DO ANYTHING IF RUSSIA'S INVASION OF UKRAINE
IS ONLY MINOR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ONE OF HIS FEW SLIP-UPS.
AND IT'S A BIG DEAL BECAUSE AT BIDEN'S AGE, ANY SLIP COULD BE A CATASTROPHE.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS A MINOR INVASION SOLDIERS STICKS ONE FOOT IN
UKRAINE? HE'S LIKE, "JUST KIDDING!" [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, TODAY, BIDEN TRIED TO CLEAR THINGS UP BY SAYING ANY RUSSIAN INVASION WOULD BE MET
WITH SEVERE ECONOMIC RESPONSE. BIDEN WAS LIKE, "TRY ME, TOUGH GUY, AND I'LL TURN YOUR ECONOMY
INTO OURS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, OVER TIME, BIDEN WILL HIT
PUTIN WITH ECONOMIC PENALTIES. IN OTHER WORDS, BIDEN IS USING THE SAME STRATEGY AS NETFLIX
[ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S ONLY ANOTHER DOLLAR. CAN'T STOP NOW."
DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE, BIDEN ALSO SAID THAT KAMALA HARRIS WOULD BE HIS
RUNNING MATE AGAIN IN 2024 THEN HE MENTIONED THEY'RE ALREADY WORKING ON POTENTIAL
CAMPAIGN SLOGANS FOR THEIR RE-ELECTION. TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
FIRST UP, THERE'S, "BIDEN-HARRIS. ARE YOU MAD AT US?
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAD AT US." [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT THEY HAVE, "BIDEN-HARRIS.
FOUR MORE YEARS OF HEATED ARGUMENTS AT THANKSGIVING. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THERE'S "BIDEN-HARRIS. VOTE FOR US IN 2024 IF WE EVEN
MAKE IT TO 2024. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRETTY GOOD.
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TODAY AMAZON ANNOUNCED THAT THIS YEAR IT'S OPENING ITS OWN CLOTHING
STORE CALLED AMAZON STYLE. I'M NOT SURE AMAZON STYLE IS THE BEST OPTION WHEN YOUR
FOUNDER DRESSES LIKE THIS. BUT I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT AMAZON IS FOCUSING ON CLOTHING EVEN CRAZIER, ABERCROMBIE &
FITCH IS GOING TO START LAUNCHING PEOPLE INTO SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS FUN. I SAW THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH IS GETTING INTO THE CONDIMENT
BUSINESS THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'S RELEASING HER OWN ROYAL ESTATE TOMATO
SAUCE. THE QUEEN SAYS THE TOMATO SAUCE IS JUST LIKE HER MOTHER'S
SERVANT USED TO MAKE [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
LAST WEEK PRINCE ANDREW WAS STRIPPED OF HIS ROYAL STATUS, AND NOW HIS OFFICIAL TWITTER
AND YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS HAVE BEEN DELETED. THE QUEEN WAS LIKE, "NO
TWITTER. NO YOUTUBE NOW TO GO YOUR CASTLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT THE CEO OF CRYPTO.COM JUST CONFIRMED THAT
IT SUFFERED A SECURITY BREACH AND HUNDREDS OF ACCOUNTS WERE HACKED
THAT'S TERRIBLE. I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T TRUST A A WEBSITE CALLED CRYPTO.COM.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD THAT POLICE IN CANADA ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN
WHO ALLEGEDLY STOLE AN $8,000 GUITAR BY HIDING IT IN HIS PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE FIRST GIVEAWAY GUITAR-SHAPED PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN HE WAS APPROACHED BY SECURITY, HE WAS LIKE, "OH, I
WALKED IN WITH THIS GUITAR IN MY PANTS." [ LAUGHTER ]
THE GUY WAS EASY TO SPOT HE WAS THE ONE WALKING AWAY FROM THE STORE LIKE --
[ GUITAR STRUMMING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, A HOME LISTING IN
WISCONSIN HAS GONE VIRAL BECAUSE OF THE HOUSE'S UNUSUAL BATHROOM SET-UP.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S REAL.
Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD WHEN YOU
KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND THREE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OCCUPIED!" [ LAUGHTER ]
* OCCUPIE OCCUPIED OCCUPIED
OCCUPIED * * OCCUPIED * Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES
"MacGRUBER," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK, AND HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"
THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST MANESKIN WILL FORTE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FORTE! PLUS, SHE IS AMAZING
FROM THE HBO SERIES, "THE WHITE LOTUS. BOY, THAT WAS A HOME RUN
JENNIFER COOLIDGE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HIS NEW ALBUM "DS4EVER" IS
NUMBER ONE ON THE BILLBOARD 200 ALBUMS CHART RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM GUNNA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DS4EVER." FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY
A QUICK HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR PAL, QUESTLOVE IT'S HIS -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUD Questlove: THANK YOU.
Jimmy: SO MUCH GOING ON A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. I MEAN, IT'S QUESTLOVE'S
BIRTHDAY TODAY, IS JOE BIDEN'S ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY AS PRESIDENT
THIS IS ACTUALLY NICE. A LOT OF PEOPLE REACHED OUT TO CONGRATULATE BIDEN
Steve: REALLY Jimmy: YEAH, CHECK OUT SOME OF THE TEXT MESSAGES HE GOT.
FOR INSTANCE, KAMALA HARRIS WROTE, "CONGRATS ON YEAR ONE, MR. PRESIDENT.
I'LL BE THERE SOON TO HELP YOU OPEN THIS TEXT." [ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: AW Jimmy: ISN'T THAT NICE? Steve: THAT'S SWEET
SHE CARES. Jimmy: YEAH, AND FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA WROTE, "I'M
TOASTING YOU FROM THE BEACH. #SUCKSTOBEYOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NICE AGAIN NEXT UP, JOE MANCHIN WROTE, "AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO, I JUST
CAN'T SUPPORT YOUR ANNIVERSARY. [ APPLAUSE ]
Steve: COME ON, THAT'S A GOOD ONE Jimmy: AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE
TO - I JUST CAN'T DO IT Steve: CAN'T DO IT, NO.
Jimmy: THEN TOM BRADY WROTE, "IT WAS A TOUGH FIRST YEAR, BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT
WELL, EXCEPT ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, BERNIE SANDERS WROTE,
"CONGRATS FROM THE ONLY MAN IN WASHINGTON WHO CAN CALL YOU 'KID.'
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN DONALD TRUMP WROTE, "HOW ABOUT THIS, IF YOU REINSTATE ME
ON TWITTER, YOU CAN HAVE ERIC. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, PRINCE ANDREW
WROTE, "ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I'D KILL FOR YOUR APPROVAL RATING RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S NICE TO HEAR FROM EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH WILL FORTE WHEN WE COME BACK.
AW, COME ON. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT SHOW FOR
YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? BEFORE WE GO, I'M A LITTLE
HUNGRY SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO GRAB SOMETHING RIGHT NOW
FROM THE "TONIGHT SHOW" FREEZER REALLY QUICK IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND
SORRY ABOUT THAT
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Announcer: FREEZER SECRETS. Jimmy: NO HELP
I'M STUCK. I'M STUCK IN THE FREEZER THERE'S NO USE.
Jimmy: WILL FORTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BATHROOM AND I DIDN'T REALIZE WASN'T
UNTIL I TRIED TO LEAVE LL Jimmy: THIS IS AWFUL I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE BUYING
A SOUNDPROOF FREEZER WE'RE DOOMED YEAH.
WELL, SINCE THIS IS THE END, I HAVE A FEW SECRETS I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST
Jimmy: SAME * ONE TIME, I FINISHED A BOX OF
CEREAL, AND PUT THE EMPTY BOX BACK IN THE CUPBOARD [ LAUGHTER ]
I DID SOMETHING SIMILAR ONCE Jimmy: REALLY
YEAH. YOU KNOW THE TRIVAGO GUY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SURE BACK IN 2004, ME AND HIM GOT AWAY WITH VEHICULAR
MANSLAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WILL, THAT'S WAY
WORSE THAN WHAT I SAID TOMATO, TOMAHTO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: TONIGHT, DURING OUR INTERVIEW, I WAS GOING TO MENTION HOW MANY I LOVE
MacGRUBER BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TO BE FAIR, I'VE NEVER SEEN "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONLY SHOW I WATCH IS - Both: "COCOA MELON. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHENEVER I GO TO CHIPOTLE, I FILL MY WATER CUP WITH SODA.
WHENEVER I GO TO CHIPOTLE, I FILL MY SODA CUP WITH WATER. Jimmy: WHY?
BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW NFTs WORK NFTs DON'T WORK
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU
THINK NFT STANDS FOR NONFUNCTIONING TESTICLE [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I HAVE TWO OF THEM Jimmy: WHEN WE WERE ON "SNL"
TOGETHER, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN INTERN [ LAUGHTER ]
I ASKED YOU TO GET ME COFFEE MULTIPLE TIMES I SPIT IN THAT COFFEE EVERY
TIME [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOT JUST A NORMAL AMOUNT
I FILLED THAT COFFEE TO THE BRIM IT WAS ALL SPIT.
NO COFFEE. [ LAUGHTER ] I WATCHED YOU DRINK IT AND
SAY -- YOU'D SAY, "THIS IS THE BEST COFFEE I'VE EVER HAD
PLEASE GET ME ANOTHER ONE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE Jimmy: IT REALLY, REALLY WAS
GOOD COFFEE. REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WERE MAILING ANTHRAX TO 30 ROCK
Jimmy: THAT WAS YOU NO. IT WAS RACHEL DRATCH
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MY REAL NAME ISN'T JIMMY FALLON
IT'S STANLEY TUCCI IT WAS ALREADY TAKEN, SO I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME.
MY REAL NAME ISN'T WILL FORTE IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I HAD THE IDEA FOR GOOP. NOT HER.
Steve: GWYNETH? WAIT, I SHOULD NOT LEAVE MY MASK ON.
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE START OVER, RIGHT
Jimmy: THE WHOLE SKETCH START THE WHOLE SKETCH OVER. Steve: START AGAIN.
READY? WHO GOES THERE? SHOULD I DO THE "MY REAL NAME
ISN'T WILL FORTE"? Jimmy: YEAH OKAY.
MY REAL -- [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: AREN'T YOU GUYS
FREEZING SHOULD WE RECAST THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: ONE MORE TIME. I'M DOING THE GWYNETH PALTROW LINE AGAIN
Steve: OH, YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THE LINE Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GOING TO
SAY THE LINE Steve: OKAY Jimmy: THERE'S SMOKE IN THIS
FREEZER. MY REAL NAME ISN'T WILL FORTE
IT'S GWYNETH PALTROW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I HAD THE IDEA FOR GOOP.
NOT HER. Steve: GWYNETH? TUCCI?
ARE YOU GUYS FREEZING? Jimmy: NOT ANYMORE. I MEAN, OUR HAPPINESS AND OUR
FRIENDSHIP HAS DEFROSTED US. WE'RE SAVED! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CLICKING ] Steve: DO YOU HEAR THAT
OH, IT'S NOTHING. JUST MY NFTs [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: LET'S GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Announcer: THIS HAS BEEN "FREEZER SECRETS." STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT
SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY, VERY FUNNY MAN AND THE STAR OF THE NEW SERIES,
"MAcGRUBER," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK THIS WEEKEND HE IS HOSTING
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MUSICAL GUEST MANESKIN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE
WELCOME WILL FORTE
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! OH, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU
Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU BRING WITH YOU OKAY, SO I -- THIS IS --
FIRST OF ALL, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE IT. IT'S WRAPPED IN A BURGER HEAVEN
BAG. Jimmy: OH, DUDE, I REMEMBER HAMBURGER --
YEAH. OH, MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD
Jimmy: WE USED TO EAT THERE ALL THE TIME SO WHEN I FIRST CAME TO
"SNL" IN 2002 -- Jimmy: UH-HUH -- THIS BOOK HAD JUST COME
OUT, "LIVE FROM NEW YORK." AND I DECIDED -- THEY GAVE ALL OF US ON THE CAST -- I'M SURE
YOU GOT ONE, TOO IT'S AN AWESOME BOOK THAT'S, LIKE, VERY GOOD BATHROOM
READING. GOOD READING ANYWHERE, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ]
I FIND IT WORKS IN THE BATHROOM Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GREAT
BOOK BUT -- SO WHAT I DECIDED TO DO IS TO GET EACH HOST EVERY
WEEK WHO CAME THROUGH TO SIGN THE BOOK, SO BY THE END OF EIGHT YEARS, I JUST HAD THIS
AMAZING COLLECTION OF SIGNATURES AND I BROUGHT IT BACK WITH ME SO COULD I GET THE
CURRENT CAST TO SIGN IT WHILE I'M HERE THIS WEEK SO -- Jimmy: WOW.
IT'S CRAZY, THOUGH. IT'S, LIKE, GOT -- YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PRESIDENTS IN
HERE AND U2 IS IN HERE AND, LIKE, I'M SURE YOU'RE IN HERE.
I'VE GOT A -- I ACTUALLY WROTE -- BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
WHO IT IS. SO THIS IS MY LITTLE GRAPH OF WHO IS WHO, SO LET ME SEE --
OH, I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES, SO YOU'RE - Jimmy: I CAN READ IT FOR
YOU. OKAY, THERE'S BONO RIGHT THERE.
BARACK OBAMA Jimmy: WHAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
YEAH. Jimmy: THIS IS A GREAT BOOK IT'S JUST AMAZING
AND THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I - Jimmy: PAUL RUDD.
OH, YEAH. I MEAN, YOU KNOW - TOM BRADY AND ROBERT DE NIRO,
JUST -- BOOTSY COLLINS IT'S JUST THIS AMAZING COLLECTION OF PEOPLE FROM --
YOU KNOW, JUST A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, SO IT'S JUST -
Jimmy: HANKS! ONE OF MY PRIZED COLLECTIONS.
AND THEN JASON SUDEIKIS GOT THIS FOR ME. WE DID THIS SKETCH CALLED
"POTATO CHIP" AT "SNL" AND THIS WAS -- HE HAD A PLAYBILL MADE UP OF IT
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IS THAT BLAKE LIVELY WHO'S IN "POTATO CHIP" WITH
YOU? YEAH. BLAKE LIVELY AND SUDEIKIS IS
BACK THERE, SO - Jimmy: I LOVE THAT HE MADE IT INTO A PLAYBILL
OH, YEAH. IT WAS FUN Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
BRINGING THIS IN I APPRECIATE THIS STUFF. I WILL SAY ONE OF THE COOLEST
THINGS THAT -- I REALLY WANT TO SAY, I'VE EXPERIENCED BACKSTAGE, YOU SHOWED ME FIRST
THING I DID WHEN I WALKED IN, YOU SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY
YOU HAVE A NEWBORN BABY. OH, YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL. THANK YOU
Jimmy: WILL, I MEAN, THAT'S AMAZING. YEAH.
THE NFTs WAS JUST A THING WE SAID IN THE SKETCH [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE FTs. Jimmy: THEY ARE FTs THEY ARE FTs
BUT I THINK IT'S A COOL MOVE, BECAUSE WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A LONG, LONG TIME NOW.
OH, YEAH. Jimmy: BUT ISN'T IT FUN TO GO IN -- I GO, "HOW ARE YOU
DOING, BUDDY?" AND WE HUG, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU MY BABY.
IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE HOSTING.
BUT IT'S STRESSFUL YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND I'M AN
OVERTHINKER ANYWAY, SO I'M STRESSED OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND THEN YOU GO HOME AND YOU'RE
WITH THAT LITTLE BABY AND IT'S JUST -- YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING JUST GOES -
Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATS ON THAT CALMS YOU DOWN.
Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME, YOUR WIFE, BEING MARRIED. ALSO, YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT
YOUR FAMILY HAD TO RECENTLY, LIKE, MOVE STUFF OUT OF YOUR -- YOU HAD TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR
HOUSE. YES YES, SO THIS REQUIRES A TEENY
BIT OF BACK STORY BEFORE I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT. SO BACK WHEN I WAS WORKING AT
"THE LAST OF MAN ON EARTH," KRISTEN SCHAAL, WHO WAS MY CO-WORKER, WENT ON AN
ALTERNATIVE TALK SHOW TO YOURS, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WITH A TALK SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE HAS GONE -- OKAY, I'LL SAY IT
IT'S CONAN CONAN. SHE WENT ON CONAN'S TALK SHOW.
Jimmy: UH-HUH [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY
SHE TAUGHT -- ONE OF THE THINGS SHE BROUGHT UP WAS THE FACT THAT WE WORKED TWO BLOCKS
AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST DILDO MANUFACTURER IN THE COUNTRY. I THINK IT'S IN THE COUNTRY OR
MAYBE THE WORLD, IT'S CALLED PIPEDREAMS [ LAUGHTER ]
SO PIPEDREAMS SEES THIS SEGMENT AND THEY GO LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. THAT'S AMAZING
THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP. SENDS INVITATIONS TO US TO COME AND CHECK OUT THEIR DILDO
MANUFACTURING OPERATIONS ALL OUR "LAST MAN ON EARTH" PEOPLE
SO LIKE, AN HR NIGHTMARE WE ALL GO OVER THERE - Jimmy: YOU SAID YES
OH, YEAH. OH, MY GOD HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT'S AN HR NIGHTMARE WE ALL WENT OVER THERE, AND
THEN STARTED AGAIN, BUT THEN I WENT ON CONAN AND TOLD THE STORY OF THE TOUR THAT WE TOOK
OF THE PLACE AND THEN THEY SAW THAT AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WE'VE GOT TO
SEND THESE GUYS TONS OF DILDOS AND DIFFERENT SEX TOYS." SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE,
ANOTHER HR NIGHTMARE ALL THIS STUFF IS SENT TO US SO, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE, LIKE,
DILDOS AROUND OUR WORKPLACE FOR A LONG TIME. Jimmy: YEAH
AND SO I -- YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A DILDO PERSON [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I GOT RID OF ALL MY THINGS, BUT THERE WAS ONE THING THAT I HAD TO KEEP BECAUSE IT WAS
VERY -- I FOUND IT CUTE. IT'S THIS, LIKE, MINIATURE WATER COOLER, BUT INSTEAD OF
WATER, IT'S SEXUAL LUBRICANT IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO ANYWAY, THAT'S IT, AND IT'S CUTE, RIGHT? IT'S A CUTE LITTLE -
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S LIKE THIS BIG AND I'M LIKE -
SO THAT'S THE SETUP FOR THIS SO CUT TO SEVEN YEARS LATER OR WHATEVER IT IS, AND THE FORTE
FAMILY IS GOING THROUGH A MOLD PROBLEM. WE HAD -
Jimmy: MOLD IN YOU HOUSE. TOXIC BLACK MOLD. Jimmy: WOW.
WE HAD TO GET OUT SO PEOPLE COME IN AND THEY, YOU KNOW -- BECAUSE WE HAD A BABY,
SO IT WAS LIKE IMMEDIATELY GET OUT. JUST GET OUT
Jimmy: SURE SO THIS COMPANY COMES IN. I'LL SAY IT.
SERVPRO. THEY DID A GREAT JOB THEY COME IN AND THEY, YOU
KNOW, CLEAN UP ALL THE MOLD AND THEY CLEAN EVERY INDIVIDUAL ITEM THAT YOU HAVE, AND THEN
BOX IT UP, AND SO THEY GOT THROUGH WITH THAT WHOLE SITUATION.
MOLD IS GONE WE GO BACK INTO THE PLACE AND I'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH ALL THE
BOXES. S I'M LOOKING THROUGH ALL THESE BOXES AND, YOU KNOW,
THEY'RE VERY GOOD. THEY LABEL EVERYTHING ON THE SIDES OF THE BOXES.
AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, BOOKS AND FILES. IT'S A BUNCH OF NORMAL STUFF
AND THEN I COME TO THIS ONE BOX. IT WAS A LITTLE CONFUSING,
BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT. AND YEAH, SO THIS WAS --
PERSONAL MOISTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE -- I COULDN'T
FIGURE IT OUT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T -- YOU KNOW SO I GET IT, I OPEN IT -
Jimmy: PERSONAL MOISTURE. THE LUBE COOLER Jimmy: YES, THE LUBE COOLER,
WHICH IS NOT THE NAME -- IT SHOULD BE THE NAME OF IT AND THEN I REALIZED, LIKE, I
STARTED GOING THROUGH MORE BOXES. AND THERE WERE LIKE -- FROM
THEIR -- HOW THEY LABELED STUFF, I REALIZED, "I THINK THEY THINK I'M A CREEP."
[ LAUGHTER ] OR A WEIRDO. I DON'T KNOW
Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN ZOOM IN -- IF WE CAN SEE WHAT -
OH, THAT SAYS "SONY VIDEO CAMERA, POOP, FART." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT IS THAT THERE'S LIKE AN EMOJI -- I HAD A POOP EMOJI CANDLETHAT
SOMEBODY GAVE ME, AND THEN A A BOTTLE OF FART SPRAY WHICH IS HARD TO DESCRIBE
IT'S JUST FART IN A CAN. Jimmy: YEAH, FART IN -- YEAH, YEAH
FUNNY. IT'S A JOKE, YEAH. BUT THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH
THIS ONE SAYS -- "GLASS, LIGHT BULBS, U-VERSE, PEE CONTAINER."
[ LAUGHTER ] I DID KNOW WHAT THAT ONE WAS [ LAUGHTER ]
CONTAINER FOR YOUR -- A MEDICAL -- MY WIFE HAD GOTTEN ME FOR THAT.
THERE'S A LONG STORY TO THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW IT. BUT SHE DID -- I AM THE OWNER
OF A PEE CONTAINER [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOU
GOT ME A GIFT ONCE, A NICE -- TO PASS THE TIME DO YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU GOT ME
THIS I DON'T Jimmy: YOU GOT ME A PUZZLE.
AND IF I PUT THE PUZZLE TOGETHER, IT WAS YOUR BUTT OH, YES
[ LAUGHTER ] A FRIEND GAVE THAT TO ME AS A GIFT AND THEN I REGIFTED IT
TO HIM, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU TOLD
ME -- AFTER YOU GAVE IT TO ME, LIKE I WAS NEVER GOING TO PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU SAID TO ME
THAT IT MIGHT BE MISSING A A PIECE. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I HAVE TO PUT IT TOGETHER TO SEE WHICH PIECE IS MISSING AND THEN CALL YOU.
BUT I STILL HAVE THE PUZZLE SOMEWHERE. YOU'VE GOT TO DO THAT
Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.
Jimmy: LET'S DO IT TOGETHER, PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT TIME WE'RE LOCKED IN A A FREEZER. Jimmy: WE'RE LOCKED IN
A FREEZER. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MacGRUBER."
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE "MacGRUBER" SERIES ON PEACOCK AFTER THE BREAK.
MORE WITH WILL FORTE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HERE WITH WILL FORTE WHO
IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE HOSTING
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? OH, I'M SO EXCITED. YEAH, I'M SO EXCITED
IT'S SO FUN TO BE BACK THERE ARE SO MANY FRIENDS WHO ARE STILL THERE.
YOU KNOW, MOST OF THE -- THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE CREW WHO WERE THERE WHEN I WAS
THERE. Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE EVERYBODY.
SO FUN. A LOT OF NEW PEOPLE THAT I AM JUST GETTING TO WORK WITH FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN THE CAST AND THE WRITERS, SO IT'S JUST -- I'M SUPER EXCITED.
Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF FUN HOW "MACGRUBER" BROUGHT YOU BACK TO HOST
YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE IT STARTED AT "SNL" --
YEAH, WHATEVER TIME Jimmy: "MACGRUBER" IS, LIKE, THE BEST
DUDE, "MACGRUBER" WAS THE FUNNIEST THING, AND I GO, "THAT WAS GREAT," AND THEN YOU DID IT
AGAIN. I GO, "OH, MY GOSH IT'S AMAZING."
AND THEN YOU MADE IT INTO ANOTHER SKETCH, AND THEN YOU MADE IT INTO A MOVIE, AND IT
WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND DUDE, KRISTEN WIIG IS JUST -- YOU GUYS TOGETHER.
SHE'S -- KRISTEN IS THE BEST I MEAN, SHE IS THE BEST.
AND WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT? I MEAN, THE -- YOU KNOW, THE
MOVIE DID NOT WELL IT DID - [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN NOT -- I'M BEING VERY KIND TO THE MOVIE BY SAYING IT DID NOT WELL
I MEAN, WE LOVED IT. WE WERE PROUD OF IT, BUT NOT A A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT TO SEE IT,
SO IT WAS VERY EXCITING TO - YOU KNOW, THERE WAS -- IT FELT LIKE A LITTLE LEVEL OF
REDEMPTION TO BE ABLE TO COME BACK ALL THOSE YEARS LATER AND GET TO MAKE IT AGAIN
Jimmy: WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO DO IT AGAIN? I MEAN, FROM THE MOMENT THAT
THE MOVIE DID NOT DO WELL AT THE BOX OFFICE, WE WERE LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT
LET'S NOT LET THIS BE THE LAST WORD ON THIS WE LOVE IT, AND EVEN IF WE HAVE
TO COME BACK AND MAKE A MOVIE WITH OUR iPHONES, WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING -- WE'RE GOING
TO DO SOMETHING AGAIN. AND SO IT TOOK 12 YEARS. WE'VE GOT A -- YOU KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE GOT A CRACK IS CRAZY. Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT GREAT NEW
FACES IN THE CASE, DUDE, LAWRENCE FISHBURNE LAWRENCE FISHBURNE Jimmy:
SAM ELLIOTT IS IN YOUR SHOW. HOW DID YOU CONVINCE SAM ELLIOTT TO DO "MACGRUBER"?
OH, MY GOD. I THINK HE WAS ON THE FENCE AND --
I THINK HE HAD BEEN -- HE WAS CONSIDERING IT AND THEN HE WAS -- I THINK HIS AGENTS
PUSHED HIM OVER THE FENCE AND THEN I GOT A CALL FROM MY AGENT SAYING, "SAM WANTS YOU TO CALL
HIM. AND I THINK IT WAS TO -- YOU KNOW, HE JUST WANTED TO SEE
IF I WAS A DICKHEAD. LIKE -- SO I CALLED HIM AND SOMEHOW STRUNG TOGETHER
A TEN-MINUTE PERIOD OF TIME WHERE I WASN'T A DICKHEAD. Jimmy: YEAH
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, HE -- IT WAS JUST AMAZING GETTING TO WORK WITH HIM.
AND LAWRENCE FISHBURNE -- MAN! I MEAN - Jimmy: DUDE,
LAWRENCE FISHBURNE, LEGEND YEAH. SO SAM ELLIOTT WAS THERE FOR
LIKE A WEEK BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW, WE KIND OF WERE ABLE TO SCHEDULE IT TO GET HIM IN AND
OUT. LAWRENCE FISHBURNE WAS KIND OF IN A BUNCH MORE, SO WE GOT TO
SEE HIM FOR A MUCH LONGER PERIOD OF TIME AND I HAD MY BIRTHDAY WHILE I WAS THERE, AND
HE GOT ME THIS AWESOME KNIFE THIS BEAUTIFUL KNIFE IT'S A SWITCHBLADE, AND THE
CARD IS THE COOL - IT'S THIS, LIKE, VERY SWEET CARD, AND THEN AT THE VERY END,
HE SAYS, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING ABOUT "I GOT YOU THIS KNIFE, BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO
CUT A [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND IT WAS LIKE --
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD IT'S THE PERFECT -- IT'S MY FAVORITE CARD EVER
Jimmy: IT MIGHT BE BETTER THAN THE PRESENT THE CARD IS UNBELIEVABLE
YOU HAVE TO FRAME THAT THAT GOES IN THE BOOK. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S WILL FORTE AND LAWRENCE FISHBURNE IN
"MACGRUBER." TAKE A LOOK.
THANK YOU
THE ATTACK ON POTUS IS A HIGHLY COORDINATED STRIKE USING ADVANCED TTP AND E&E
CAPABILITIES SO IT'S LIKELY THAT OUR ENEMY IS EX-MILITARY
NOW, THE EXCHANGE IS SET FOR 0800 THAT'S 8:00 A.M -- O'CLOCK.
8:00 A.M. THAT'S CORRECT ANTE MERIDIEM
THAT'S WHAT A.M. STANDS FOR. RIGHT I'D ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT
STOOD FOR, AND SO THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW, I LOOKED IT UP YEAH.
CONTINUE [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WILL FORTE, EVERYBODY. "MACGRUBER" IS STREAMING NOW ON
PEACOCK. CHECK HIM OUT THIS WEEKEND HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER COOLIDGE. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
THANK YOU BUD! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO HAS BEEN RECEIVING RAVE REVIEWS FOR
A PERFORMANCE IN THE "WHITE LOTUS. ALL EPISODES OF THE SHOW ARE
STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JENNIFER COOLIDGE!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: JENNIFER YEAH! Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
OH, MY GOODNESS. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. OH, MY GOSH
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, BUT IT FEELS LIKE WE'VE HUNG OUT OR WE TALKED OR
SOMETHING. I KNOW, WE WENT ON A DATE ONE TIME
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER
IT Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE I REMEMBER THAT, YEAH.
I WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS ON "WHITE LOTUS." I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT.
YOU JUST NAILED IT I MEAN, IT WAS A HOME RUN, BUDDY.
YOU WERE SO GOOD ON THAT BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, I WANTED TO SAY THAT WE'VE HAD
MANY GUESTS ON OUR SHOW THAT HAVE DONE IMPRESSIONS OF YOU YEAH.
Jimmy: AND GREAT ONES WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU A FEW OF THESE IMPRESSIONS
OH, YEAH. I THINK I KNOW -- I KNOW SOME GREAT ONES I'VE SEEN ON
INSTAGRAM. OKAY, YEAH WHO DO YOU GOT
Jimmy: CHLOE FINEMAN WAS HERE OH, MY GOD.
Jimmy: HERE'S HER JENNIFER COOLIDGE IMPRESSION
A PIE, DUMBASS
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, IS THAT
AMAZING? IT IS IT IS AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD BECAUSE YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE EVER REALLY.
YOU KNOW, IN AN OBJECTIVE POINT. YOU KNOW, IN A SORT OF
PERSPECTIVE. BUT, THEN YOU SEE PEOPLE AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S WHO I
AM?" [ LAUGHTER ] OH, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE IT I MEAN, SHE -- I LIKE THAT Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU GET IN
THE ZONE BUT THE FIRST TIME I THINK I HEARD ANYONE DO AN IMPRESSION
OF YOU IS WHEN ARIANNA GRANDE WAS HERE A FEW YEARS AGO AND HERE'S ARIANNA'S IMPRESSION
OF JENNIFER.
GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY
I'M TAKING THE DOG, DUMBASS. [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW.
Jimmy: COME ON! ARIANNA GRANDE CRUSHING IT THAT'S A GREAT IMPRESSION.
UNBELIEVABLE. BUT YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT WAS SORT OF THE
BEGINNING OF A LOT OF COOL THINGS THAT HAPPENED FOR ME. BECAUSE, I DON'T KNOW.
I SORT OF, YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING THROUGH A DEAD ZONE. AND NOT MUCH WAS GOING ON.
AND THEN, ARIANNA DID THIS IMITATION ON YOUR SHOW, AND YOU ENCOURAGED HER
AND THEN, THIS BALL GOT ROLLING. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND
WHO'S LIKE HER AGE, TERESA, SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD DM ARIANNA AND JUST SAY,
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IMITATION. AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, SHE'S GOT
LIKE 260 MILLION FOLLOWERS." THOSE ARE ROBOTS THE ROBOTS ANSWER THE DMs AND
WE WILL NEVER EVER GET TO HER EVER AND THEN, I DID IT ANYWAY.
AND THEN, THIS RESPONSE CAME BACK AND THEN, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
I WAS GOING TO HER HOUSE GETTING FIT FOR A WARDROBE FITTING FOR "THANK YOU, NEXT."
SO IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF JIMMY FALLON YES.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS AMAZING TO HEAR THIS SO FROM THAT ARI THING, IT ALL
GREW AND THEN, BUT DO YOU DO IMPRESSIONS?
I DO -- YOU KNOW, WHAT I DO IS I DO PEOPLE THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE
LIKE, I DID -- I USED TO GET TO THE FRONT OF A NIGHTCLUB WHERE EVERYONE'S WAITING TO GO IN
LINE, AND THEN, I WOULD BE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M MUFFIN HEMINGWAY, WHO IS LIKE
ONE OF THE HEMINGWAY SISTERS THAT NO ONE KNEW WHAT SHE SOUNDED LIKE
AND THEN, AND IF I HAD TO GET INTO A RESTAURANT WITH MY FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY
MONEY AT THAT TIME BUT IF WE WANTED TO GET A RESTAURANT, I WOULD GO -- I
WOULD CALL UP THE RESTAURANT AS EILEEN FORD THE MODELING AGENT AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT SHE
SOUNDED LIKE NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE. AND I WOULD JUST BE LIKE, "HI,
IT'S EILEEN FORD, AND I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF MY GIRLS THAT WOULD LIKE TO COME AND -- THEY'RE ALL
MODELS OF COURSE AND A BUNCH OF THEM WOULD LOVE TO COME OVER TO YOUR RESTAURANT
TONIGHT. AND THEN, AND THEN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES LATER, THIS VERY
MOTLEY CRUE WOULD WALK IN. NO ONE LOOKED LIKE A MODEL SOMEWHERE LIKE FOUR FOOT
ELEVEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE -- AND -- BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY
COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT THEY ALREADY HAD THE TABLE BUT -- THEN WE COULDN'T GO TO
THAT RESTAURANT EVER AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BUT THAT'S A GREAT
IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE THAT NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF. LET'S TALK ABOUT "WHITE LOTUS.
WHEN THAT SCRIPT, BECAUSE THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR YOU. THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
YEAH, SORT OF, MIKE HAD - YOU KNOW, YEAH, HE'S SORT OF, OBSERVED ME ON A TRIP THAT WE
WENT ON. I THINK HE SORT OF THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD DO THAT PART
BECAUSE HE SORT OF, YOU KNOW, HE SAW HOW - Jimmy: HOW YOU CAN --
HOW WEIRD I WAS, YEAH Jimmy: BUT THERE'S NO ONE ELSE THAT COULD HAVE DONE WHAT
DID. THERE'S NO ONE ELSE. THERE'S NOT ONE HUMAN BEING
THAT COULD HAVE DONE WHAT DID YOU ON THE SHOW. IT WAS PERFECT
IT WAS ONE OF A KIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU
Jimmy: AND IT WAS AMAZING THANK YOU Jimmy: THE DELIVERY, JUST
HOW QUICK. OH, MY GOSH. ANYWAYS.
ORIGINALLY, YOU GO, "I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL LIKE DOING THIS."
I KNOW, YOU KNOW -- WELL, YEAH I DIDN'T WANT TO -- I DIDN'T
WANT TO DO IT. BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE ON THE PELOTONS OVER
THE -- WHEN COVID BEGAN AND EVERYTHING I DON'T KNOW
I WAS -- THAT WAS NOT MY JOURNEY. I JUST SORT OF, IT WAS ME AND
MY FRIEND CAROLYN IN MY HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS AND WE JUST -- WE ATE MAYBE SIX
PIZZAS A DAY [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU KNOW, AND THEN,
THIS PART GETS OFFERED AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, I'M NOT, I'M NOT DOING IT.
I'M NOT DOING IT." YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO, YOU KNOW, FIGURE OUT THESE WAYS TO GET
OUT OF IT. WITH LIKE, MEDICAL EXCUSE, WHATEVER
AND THEN, MIKE SORT OF CAUGHT ON TO ME BECAUSE I KNOW HE CAUGHT ON
BECAUSE HE SENT ME A TEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS AND HE WAS
IN L.A. AND HE SENT THIS TEXT. MY LITTLE PHONE DINGED I WAS JUST TRYING TO THINK OF
SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED BELIEVABLE I HAD PARTIAL HIP PROBLEMS, YOU
KNOW, WHERE I COULDN'T TURN. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW
I CAME UP WITH ALL THESE WEIRD THINGS BUT THEN, MIKE JUST THAT, "ARE
YOU AFRAID?" AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, JESUS, HE'S ON TO ME.
AND THEN, I STILL THOUGHT OF TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT. BUT THEN, I WAS OVER AT MY
FRIEND'S CHASE'S HOUSE ONE DAY AND SHE GOES, "ARE YOU GOING TO HAWAII TO DO THAT JOB WITH
MIKE?" I SAID, "NO, I'M NOT I'M NOT DOING IT."
AND THEN, SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
AND GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE INSANE AND YOU'RE GOING." AND YOU KNOW, JUST SORT OF,
A GIRLFRIEND SORT OF TALKED ME OFF, OUT OF MY INSANITY. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
ACTORS, THIS BIG MOMENT CAN HAPPEN SOMETIMES AND THEN YOU JUST BLOW IT AND YOU GO, "YEAH,
I'M GOING TO DO THAT NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO GO ON A TRIP. YOU JUST BLOW IT SOMEHOW
Jimmy: YEAH AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, A GOOD FRIEND --
Jimmy: JUST SAID, "HEY, GO DO IT. SNAP OUT OF IT."
YEAH, AND YOU CAN DO THIS. AND YOU WENT AND DID IT. WELL, YEAH.
PEOPLE REALLY LIKED IT Jimmy: THEY LOVED IT. MIKE WHITE IS BRILLIANT
HE WROTE A GREAT SHOW. AND THEN, YEAH Jimmy: CRITICS LOVE IT, FANS
LOVE IT. CONGRATS, IT'S WELL DESERVED ALL THE NOMINATIONS.
I KNOW THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "WHITE LOTUS" IS COMING ON HBO.
YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE A LOT OF THE CHARACTERS
BUT I GO, ALL THE FANS ARE LIKE, "IS JENNIFER COOLIDGE COMING BACK?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THERE IS A RUMOR I'M COMING BACK
I HOPE -- THERE'S A RUMOR THAT "LEGALLY BLONDE" THREE IS HAPPENING.
I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF RUMORS OUT THERE. I HOPE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HOPE THEY'RE ALL, LIKE - BUT I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T KNOW Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW I'M NOT JINXING ANYTHING
BUT YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER IN THIS THING AND MAN, I WOULD WATCH THIS
EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I DIDN'T WANT IT TO END.
IT WAS SO GREAT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S THE MAGNIFICENT
JENNIFER COOLIDGE IN THE "WHITE LOTUS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
LAYER, MAYBE I DON'T KNOW BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND
LAYER? AND THE THIRD LAYER? AND THEN, EVERY STEP ALONG THE
WAY. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT, YOU KNOW, IS IT GOING TO
LIKE THE NEXT LAYER? I GET ALL AFRAID HOW MUCH DO I WANT TO SHOW HIM
YOU KNOW, IS HE GOING TO BE REPULSED OR IS HE GOING TO BE ALARMED
AND AT THE CORE OF THE ONION, BELINDA, IS JUST A STRAIGHT UP ALCOHOLIC LUNATIC.
THAT'S NOT TRUE NO, IT IS IT IS.
I JUST WANT TO SHOW MY HAND. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY POKER ANYMORE.
I WANT TO SKIP ALL THE LAYERS AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE CRAZY AND JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, LET
THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY. AND YOU KNOW, JUST SHOW THEM JUST SHOW THEM THE CORE OF THE
ONION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES!
JENNIFER COOLIDGE, EVERYBODY ALL EPISODES OF THE "WHITE LOTUS" ARE STREAMING NOW ON HBO
MAX. WE'LL BE BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM GUNNA
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: I KNOW HE HAS THE NUMBER ONE ALBUM IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, BUT ALSO I THINK
THIS IS, LIKE, THE NUMBER ONE ALBUM COVER. THIS IS, LIKE, ICONIC.
GREAT JOB RIGHT HERE PERFORMING "EMPIRE" FROM HIS NUMBER ONE ALBUM "DS4EVER,"
HERE IS GUNNA.
* *
* THEY AIN'T THINK WE'D GET THE CREAM UH NOW W LIVIN' OUT OUR DREAMS *
* AND THE WHOLE WORLD OUR LOT OF BOSSES IN THE TEA WE BUST IT DOWN *
* NO NEED FOR GREED TRYNA BUILD AN EMPIR I SEPARATE MY WANTS *
* AND NEEDS I'M BOOKED OUT WAY IN GERMAN AND THE PRICES
GETTIN' HIGHER * * I'M PEEPIN' ALL MY FRENEMIES
THAT LIL' -- * * IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' TO M
ALL THE HATE WHY YOU AIN'T TIRED * * YOUNG GUNNA GOT A
PREFERENCE SHE EAT THA -- FOR BREAKFAST YOU SEE * * I'M INTERESTED I WANNA --
YOUR BEST FRIEND I'M COUNTIN UP WITH PROFESSION * * AND GOT GOOD SENSE OF
DIRECTION FREE MY -- O THAT KIOSK CAN'T SMILE * * WHY THEY PULL THAT BENTLE
B OUT WINDOWS FISHBOWL SEE IN AND SEE OUT * * GT NOT A FIAT I'M SERIOUS
JUST LIKE T. ROSE GOLD STONES HITTIN' * * IN THE NIGH
LOOK LIKE A NEON IF PLAYERS TALKIN' YOU KNOW I'M CATCHIN' *
* -- LIKE DEION AND I WAS BROK BUT I AIN'T GOIN' BACK *
* I THANK THE G-O-D I GOT ALL THESE RACK YOU CALL MY PHON
TOO MUCH AT ONCE * * AIN'T GON' NEVER HIT BACK HOPEFULLY YOU GET THAT
BUSINESS DONE YOU GONE GO * * LAY ON YOUR BAC I WAS BORN TO WI
LORD FORGIVE M MIGHT HAVE TO SIN AGAIN * * IT'S CRAZY BUT YO
SET A TREN A LOT OF -- NEED A NAME IT'S CRAZY *
* BUT YOU SET A TREND I'M KNOCKIN' BAB LET ME IN *
* I NEED AN ANGEL NOT A FRIEND PROTECTION THAT'LL
NEVER END * * THEY AIN'T THINK WE'D GET THE CREA
NOW WE LIVIN OUT OUR DREAMS * * AND THE WHOLE WORLD OUR
LOT OF BOSSES IN THE TEA WE BUST IT DOW NO NEED FOR GREED *
* TRYNA BUILD AN EMPIRE I SEPARATE MY WANTS AND NEED I'M BOOKED OUT
WAY IN GERMANY * * AND THE PRICE GETTIN' HIGHER
I'M PEEPIN ALL MY FRENEMIES * * THAT LIL' -
IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' TO M ALL THE HATE WHEN YOU AIN'T TIRED *
* YOU AIN'T TIRED YEA ALL THE HATE WHE YOU AIN'T TIRE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO WILL FORTE, JENNIFER COOLIDGE, GUNNA ONCE AGAIN
GUNNA.
BOY AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE