>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JESSICA CHASTAIN,
RALPH MACCHIO, MUSICAL GUEST, THE WINNER OF "CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS," AND FEATURING THE
LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1587 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT THERE. WELCOME!
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- AT HOME
WELL GUYS, THIS AFTERNOON, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO MARK HIS FIRST
YEAR IN OFFICE AND THIS WAS SMART TO MAKE BIDEN LOOK GOOD, THEY
HAD THE CDC DIRECTOR GO OUT FIRST AND OPEN FOR HIM [ LAUGHTER ]
"BOO, YEAH OKAY." THE PRESS CONFERENCE KICKED OFF
AT 4:00 P.M. YOU CAN TELL IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER [ LAUGHTER ]
4:00 IS WHEN I PUT MY JAMMIES ON YEAH, IT WAS HIS FIRST FORMAL
PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE WHITE HOUSE SINCE MARCH OF LAST YEAR
IN BIDEN'S DEFENSE, THAT ONE JUST WRAPPED UP A FEW DAYS AGO [ LAUGHTER ]
"I HAD AN OLD FRIEND NAMED THREE-TOED LARRY." [ LAUGHTER ]
"HE HAD A BIG TOE, A MIDDLE TOE AND ANOTHER BIG TOE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IN HIS SPEECH, BIDEN SAYS THAT WE'RE IN A BETTER PLACE WITH COVID THAN WE'VE BEEN BEFORE
THEN A REPORTER SNEEZED AND EVERYONE HIT THE FLOOR [ LAUGHTER ]
BIDEN ALSO SAID, "SHOULD WE HAVE DONE MORE TESTING EARLIER YES, BUT WE'RE DOING MORE NOW.
AND HE SPENT THE NEXT HOUR ASKING HIMSELF QUESTIONS UNTIL THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS OVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] "IS THE ECONOMY REBOUNDING YEAH
DID I SEE THE NEW SPIDER-MAN NO DO I LIKE SUPERHERO MOVIES
YEAH." BUT HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. MADAME TUSSAUDS JUST UNVEILED
THEIR NEW FIGURE OF PRESIDENT BIDEN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS WEIRDLY ENOUGH, THAT WAX STATUE HAS A 60% APPROVAL RATING.
>> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS, I SAW
THAT THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE JUST ISSUED SUBPOENAS TO A FEW MORE OF TRUMP'S FORMER
ASSOCIATES, INCLUDING HIS OLD LAWYER, RUDY GIULIANI. YOU COULD TELL RUDY IS NOT A
A VERY GOOD LAWYER, BECAUSE THE FIRST THING HE DID HE WAS GOOGLE, "WHAT IS A SUBPOENA?
[ LAUGHTER ] RUDY SAID HE'D ONLY COMPLY IF HIS LAWYER WAS PRESENT
THEN HE PUT A SOCK OVER HIS HAND AND SAID, "I'M MR. GIULIANI'S COUNSEL."
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, IF YOU GOOGLE GIULIANI'S SUBPOENA, THEY SHOW
YOU A CLIP FROM THE "BORAT" MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS PBS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
"ARTHUR," THE LONGEST RUNNING ANIMATED KIDS SHOW IN HISTORY, WILL END NEXT MONTH WITH A
A FOUR - [ AUDIENCE AWS ] WITH A FOUR-PART FINALE THAT
SHOWS THE CHARACTERS AS GROWN-UPS. YEAH, AARDVARKS ONLY LIVE ABOUT
20 YEARS, SO THIS COULD GET KIND OF HEAVY. [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S ARTHUR AS A KID YEAH AND HERE HE IS AS GROWN-UP
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S INTERESTING SO THIS IS GOING TO BE CUTE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL LISTEN TO THIS, THE CEO OF AIRBNB SAID THAT HE'S GOING TO
PERMANENTLY LIVE IN AIRBNB PROPERTIES AND MOVE TO A NEW ONE EVERY TWO WEEKS.
YEAH THE CEO OF MOTEL 6 HEARD THIS IDEA AND WAS LIKE, "DO NOT
EXPECT THAT FROM ME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I READ THAT
PELOTON IS REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING SCALING BACK AND CLOSING SOME STORES.
WE'RE THREE WEEKS INTO JANUARY, I DIDN'T EXPECT MY BIKE TO BE THE ONE GIVING UP.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE PRODUCES AND STARS IN THE FILM, "THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE,"
WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON HBO MAX. JESSICA CHASTAIN IS JOINING US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S GREAT IN THIS. PLUS -- PLUS, SEASON FOUR OF
HIS SERIES, "COBRA KAI," IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX THE ONE AND ONLY RALPH MACCHIO
IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE THAT DUDE
>> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: LOVE HIM AND TONIGHT WE HAVE AN AMAZING
PERFORMANCE FROM THE WINNER OF "CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS A SHOW -- THIS IS A SHOW THAT WE MADE ON E AND EVERY WEEK, TWO TRIBUTE
BANDS WOULD FACE OFF IN A HEAD TO HEAD BATTLE SO IT'S LIKE U2 VERSUS
COLDPLAY, OR J LO VERSUS BRITNEY SPEARS AND THEN -- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN
AND I WANT TO THANK THE SHOW'S JUDGES, ADAM LAMBERT, ESTER DEAN, MEGHAN TRAINOR, AND
THE HOST, TWITCH >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOVE YOU BUD
AT THE END OF THE SEASON, THE WINNER NOT ONLY WON A CASH PRIZE, BUT THEY ALSO HAD THE
OPPORTUNITY TO COME AND PERFORM HERE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW. AND TONIGHT WE'VE GOT THE
WINNER HER NAME IS KAREN HESTER, AND SHE IS A DOLLY PARTON TRIBUTE
ARTIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING SO AT THE END OF THE SHOW, SHE'S PERFORMING A MEDLEY OF
SOME OF DOLLY PARTON'S GREATEST SONGS. >> Steve: AW
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'LL GET "9 TO 5," YOU'LL GET "JOLENE." AND ALSO IT HAPPENS TO BE
DOLLY PARTON'S BIRTHDAY TODAY. >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DOLLY! WE LOVE YOU, DOLLY
HIGGINS, I KNOW THAT YOU FIND MATH BORING. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S WHY I'VE TAKEN -- I'VE UPDATED MATH TO MAKE THE EQUATIONS TO BE ABOUT
STUFF THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A NEW
SEGMENT CALLED "POPULAR MATHEMATICS. HERE WE GO
* POPULAR MATHEMATICS MATHEMATICS * >> Steve: THIS IS NEW?
A NEW SEGMENT? >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S NEW TO SOME -- SOME EYE
>> Steve: OKAY, SURE >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST
EQUATION HERE. IF YOU TAKE SHREK -- >> Steve: YEP.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, PLUS A A PELOTON -- >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: IT EQUALS THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING? >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT
UNDERSTANDING. >> Steve: CAN YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE. I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
YOU TAKE A LABRADOODLE - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: PLUS AN ELECTRIC
RAZOR, IT EQUALS RAND PAUL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING NOW?
>> Steve: NOT YET. I MIGHT NEED ANOTHER ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M TRYING TO
HELP YOU OUT LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
IF YOU TAKE WHEEL OF FORTUNE, MINUS THE WHEEL, MINUS VANNA WHITE, MINUS PAT SAJAK,
MINUS THE AUDIENCE, PLUS WI-FI, IT EQUALS WORDLE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: LET ME -- HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
IF YOU TAKE HIGH SCHOOL, MINUS HOMEWORK, PLUS ECSTASY, IT EQUALS "EUPHORIA."
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OKAY
>> Jimmy: THEY UNDERSTAND. >> Steve: THAT I UNDERSTAND. >> Jimmy: IF YOU TAKE SHAQ -
>> Steve: SHAQ >> Jimmy: -- PLUS KEVIN HART, PLUS TELLING THE DENTIST YOU
FLOSS EVERY SINGLE DAY, IT EQUALS BIG LITTLE LIES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE YOU'LL GET THIS ONE. >> Steve: MAYBE.
>> Jimmy: CHRIS EVANS, PLUS TINA FEY, PLUS GETTING SOMETHING OFF A HIGH SHELF,
EQUALS CHRISTINA RICCI [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
CHRISTINA REACHING >> Jimmy: YES. IF YOU TAKE CHRISTMAS, MINUS
DECORATIONS, MINUS FUN, PLUS OVERPRICED CANDY, EQUALS VALENTINE'S DAY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MY JAM IS WHITMAN'S SAMPLERS >> Steve: OH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE. BECAUSE THEN YOU DO ALL THE
THING AND THE CANDIES ARE ALL GOOD, AND YOU GO, "YEAH," AND THEN IT'S A SECRET FLOOR
A SECRET BOTTOM. >> Steve: RIGHT, YOU OPEN UP - >> Jimmy: YOU OPEN UP AND YOU
HAVE A WHOLE 'NOTHER VALENTINE'S DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW ABOUT THIS EXAMPLE IF YOU TAKE BUDDHISM, PLUS VEGAN CHEESE -
>> Steve: VEGAN CHEESE OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT EQUALS
ZENDAYA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, IF YOU TAKE THE
OLYMPIC LOGO, PLUS AN EMO PHASE, IT EQUALS THE AUDI LOGO THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "POPULAR MATHEMATICS."
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, ROOTS WELCOME BACK AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS
STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. HARDER
BETTER FASTER STRONGER
[ LAUGHTER ] SO BEFORE THE SHOW, WE PUT OUT A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE
AUDIENCE JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THE
SHOW THINGS YOU LIKE TO SEE US DO THAT KIND OF STUFF
SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO
* LOOK INTO THE BOX AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX * >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE HERE
IS FROM PATRICK KELLY. HE SAYS, "HEY, JIMMY, I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW SEASON OF
'OZARK' TO START THIS FRIDAY BUT THAT SHOW CAN BE SO INTENSE SOMETIMES.
CAN YOU ADD A LAUGH TRACK OR SOMETHING SO IT DOESN'T FEEL SO DRAMATIC?"
[ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE. I'M HAPPY TO HELP OUT.
HERE'S "OZARK" WITH A LAUGH TRACK. ENJOY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT ONE SECOND. [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST TALK TO ME FOR ONE SECOND JUST HANG ON A SEC [ LAUGHTER ]
MORE SHORELINE THAN THE WHOLE COAST OF CALIFORNIA. >> EXCUSE ME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S MORE SHORELINE THAN THE WHOLE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN APPARENTLY EVERY SUMMER HANG ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO ME EVERY SUMMER, THE POPULATION OF
THIS PLACE EXPLODES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S A FUNNY SHOW. >> Jimmy: FUNNY -- FUNNY SHOW
ON TV. LET'S GET ANOTHER SUGGESTION HERE
THIS ONE IS FROM CLARK MONROE. HE SAYS, "HEY, JIMMY I LOVE PLAYING THE GAME,
'WORDLE.' YOU SHOULD COME UP WITH YOUR OWN WORD GAME. THAT COULD BE FUN.
BUT I -- I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR ONE. >> Steve: YEAH, WELL, I THINK I
CAN HELP, JIMMY. I ACTUALLY JUST INVENTED A NEW WORD GAME THIS WEEK.
IT'S CALLED "SCRAMBLER." DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
LET'S DO IT. >> Steve: OKAY, GREAT. TRY TO UNSCRAMBLE THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY, ALL RIGHT COME ON, HIGGINS
HEY, WHAT IS THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] TAKE THIS OFF THE SCREEN
THAT'S -- THAT'S GROSS TAKE THIS OFF THE SCREEN >> Steve: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? YOU UNSCRAMBLE IT. YOU HAVE TO UNSCRAMBLE IT.
IT SPELLS OUT A CHARITY I WORK WITH MAN!
>> Questlove: OOH, I GOT IT. "UNDERSEA FOUNDATION." THE "UNDERSEA FOUNDATION" IS
THAT AMAZING CHARITY THAT THEY DO REALLY GREAT WORK THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT UP,
HIGGINS. IT'S COOL YOU WORK WITH THEM >> Jimmy: IT IS COOL
YEAH I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
SORRY, I JUST -- I ASSUMED -- I JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE BEING GROSS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: IT'S THE ROUND ANUS FEDERATION
[ LAUGHTER ] AMAZING CHARITY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT -- >> Steve: AMAZING CHARITY. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE >> Steve: AMAZING, THEY DO
GREAT WORK >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH
TAKE THIS OFF THE SCREEN THAT IS ENOUGH I'M SORRY.
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM BARB MOORE "HEY, JIMMY.
I SUBSCRIBE TO ALL THE STREAMING APPS AND I REALLY LOVE HOW EACH ONE
HAS THEIR OWN START-UP MUSIC I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THEY WOULD SOUND LIKE TOGETHER
THOUGH CAN WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN? YEAH, SURE THING
HERE'S EVERY STREAMING APP'S START-UP SCREEN AT THE SAME TIME
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM SABRINA CLOVER
"HEY, JIMMY. YOU SHOULD DO THE SHOW IN BLACK-AND-WHITE SOMETIME
THAT WOULD BE COOL." YEAH, I THINK THAT COULD BE FUN.
I THINK THEY CAN SWITCH TO BLACK AND WHITE IN THE CONTROL ROOM
CAN WE GIVE IT A TRY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S KIND OF COOL.
I LIKE THIS. WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS, QUEST?
>> Questlove: WHAT DO I THINK? YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK
I THINK THE CITY AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT I THINK. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SLOW YOUR ROLL, BUB.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE WAY I SEE IT, NOTHING STAYS THE SAME AND NOTHING REALLY
CHANGES NEITHER, SEE >> Questlove: OH, I SEE. I SEE ALL RIGHT.
I SEE YOU AND TWO-FACE TOMMY EXCHANGING INFORMATION DOWN AT THE DOCKS, SEE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU AIN'T SEEN NO SUCH THING, SEE?
>> Questlove: YOU CALLING ME A A LIAR, PAL, SEE >> Jimmy: MAYBE I AM, MAYBE I
AIN'T, SEE >> Questlove: WHY I OUGHT TO -- SEE!
>> Jimmy: IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST EMAIL ME? DON'T FORGET TO CC ME, SEE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A DIFFERENT LOOK. NOT SO DIFFERENT, I GUESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH THAT'S THE WAY HE TAKES HIS HAT
OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST
SUGGESTION HERE. THIS IS FROM MEGHAN BEAL "HEY, JIMMY.
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED, WHAT DO THOSE THREE BUTTONS ON YOUR DESK DO?
OH, YEAH, THESE BUTTONS. YEAH, I ALWAYS FORGET THAT THEY'RE HERE
[ LAUGHTER ] LET ME SHOW YOU HOW THEY WORK. SO IF I PRESS THE FIRST ONE
HERE, THE AUDIENCE APPLAUSE SIGN FLICKERS AND EVERYONE CLAPS.
SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IF I -- IF I PRESS -- IF I
PRESS THIS MIDDLE BUTTON, THEY -- THEY ACT SHOCKED [ AUDIENCE OOHS
YEAH SO YEAH -- YEAH. AND THIS LAST ONE HERE IS MY
FAVORITE IF I PRESS IT, THE AUDIENCE TELLS ME WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.
>> Audience: WE LET THE DOGS OUT! WE -- WE LET THE DOGS OUT!
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO HEY, GUYS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
THAT >> Audience: YOU'RE WELCOME, JIMMY.
WE'RE ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BEST AUDIENCE IN LATE NIGHT.
>> Audience: AW, JIMMY THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY WE'D LOVE TO TALK MORE, BUT
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSICA CHASTAIN AND LATER IN THE SHOW, WE'LL BE
JOINED BY RALPH MACCHIO AND THE WINNER OF "CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO PRODUCES AND STARS IN THE FILM,
"THE EYES OF TAMMY FAY," WITH IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON HBO MAX.
PLEASE WELCOME JESSICA CHASTAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HI, JIMMY >> Jimmy: IT SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW
THIS LOOKS INTERESTING CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHERE YOU'RE ZOOMING FROM?
>> I AM ZOOMING FROM THE MAKE-UP TRAILER FROM THE "GEORGE JONES AND TAMMY WINETT"
MINI SERIES THAT I'M SHOOTING. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW IS THAT GOING? >> IT'S GOING, MAN I MEAN, MICHAEL SHANNON IS
PLAYING GEORGE JONES I KNOW HE LOVES YOU. >> Jimmy: I LOVE
MICHAEL SHANNON. >> YES YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS
TOGETHER >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> AND WE'RE DOING A BUNCH OF
SONGS. YOU KNOW, WE'RE DOING LIKE 30 SONGS TOGETHER.
AND IT'S PRETTY INTENSE. BUT I'M HAPPY TO TAKE A BREAK TO TALK TO YOU
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY DID YOU RECORD - YOU JUST RECORDED WITH A MAJOR
PRODUCER, RIGHT? >> A MAJOR PRODUCER. I WAS JUST IN NASHVILLE WITH
T-BONE BURNETT AND -- [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY NOT TOO SHABBY RIGHT THERE HOW DID YOU LIKE NASHVILLE
>> WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY SEE A A LOT OF NASHVILLE I WAS MOSTLY IN THE RECORDING
STUDIO WHICH ACTUALLY, IT COMES RIGHT UP AGAINST THE CEMETERY THAT GEORGE JONES AND TAMMY
HAVE BEEN LAID TO REST AT. SO WHEN WE HAD BREAKS, WE'D LIKE, MIKE AND I, WOULD WALK
THROUGH AND VISIT THEM I KNOW, AND WE THEN DRANK A LOT OF BOURBON
A LOT OF BOURBON TO GET OVER THE NERVES >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SANG WITH T-BONE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING MORE
MUSICAL PROJECTS BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW IS VERY FAMOUS FOR
SOME GREAT MUSIC WAS MADE IN YOUR BUILDING. >> YES
I LIVE IN THE APARTMENT THAT LEONARD BERNSTEIN LIVED IN WHEN HE WROTE "WEST SIDE STORY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S KIND OF LIKE, INSANE. >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY
>> NOT TOO SHABBY. >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, I THINK ANOTHER COOL WEIRD THING ABOUT
WHERE YOU LIVE IS THAT YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME AROUND THAT BUILDING WHEN YOU WERE A KID
NOT EVEN KNOWING THAT YOU WOULD EVENTUALLY LIVE THERE -- MOVE THERE.
>> YEAH. SO, WHEN I WENT TO COLLEGE, MY GRANDMOTHER HELPED ME GET TO
NEW YORK AND, YOU KNOW, SHE WOULD COME AND VISIT ME AND STUFF.
AND ON THE WEEKEND, WE WOULD GO TO THIS DINER AND GET BAKE C.E AND IT WAS SUCH A BIG TREAT FOR
ME SHE WOULD SEND ME MONEY FOR IT AND LITERALLY, IT'S ACROSS THE
STREET FROM THE RESTAURANT MY GRANDMA AND I WOULD GO TO. >> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> IT WAS REALLY SWEET YOU'RE MAKING ME HOMESICK, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO GO NEXT TIME YOU COME BACK
SPEAKING OF GROWING UP, WE HAVE SOMETHING KIND OF IN COMMON THAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT
AT ONE POINT WE BOTH GOT PERMS [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEP
>> Jimmy: I DID IT AND IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED IT BUT WHAT WAS YOUR STORY?
>> I WAS -- I MEAN, I WAS AN AWKWARD, RED-HEADED KID. SO, MY PATRON SAINT WAS ANNIE.
AND I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE HER SO BAD SO I CUT MY HAIR SHORT AND GOT
A PERM AND I REMEMBER AFTER IT HAPPENED
IT WAS AT THE MALL, ALL THOSE CHEMICALS, THE SMELLS. I LOOKED AT MY MOM AND SHE WAS
JUST HORRIFIED WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND MAN, I THOUGHT I LOOKED
GREAT. I LIVED FOR THAT PERM. >> Jimmy: REALLY
HOW LONG DID YOU ROCK THE PERM >> I MEAN, I ROCKED IT UNTIL IT GREW OUT
I'M SURE IT'S LIKE MY HAIR WAS KIND OF LIKE STRAIGHT, AS IT WAS GROWING OUT WITH POODLE,
YOU KNOW, FLUFFED AT THE BOTTOM >> Jimmy: I WENT TO A MALL WITH
MY FRIENDS AND -- IN COLLEGE AND YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY IN COLLEGE
SO I WENT, AND SO, A HAIR CUT IS A BIG DEAL. SO, I GOT MY HAIR CUT, AND THE
GIRL CUTTING MY HAIR, SHE WAS LIKE "YOU HAVE SUCH STRAIGHT HAIR
SUCH STRAIGHT HAIR." AND I GO, "YEAH. A LOT OF COW LICKS
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, YEAH?" SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD GET
A BODY WAVE. I GO "WHAT IS THAT LIKE A PERM?
SHE'S LIKE, "NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT A PERM, IT'S A BODY WAVE
IT'S JUST A LITTLE WAVE. A LITTLE ACTION TO YOUR HAIR." I GO, "YOU KNOW, THERE YOU GO.
YOU GOT TO HAVE GOALS, WISHES, DREAMS." SHE GOES, "ACTUALLY, I'M GOING
TO SCHOOL. I CAN GIVE YOU A BODY WAVE FOR FREE."
AND ALL I HEARD WAS FREE AND WHEN YOU'RE IN COLLEGE - "YEAH, LET'S DO IT
LET'S DO A BODY WAVE RIGHT NOW LET'S DO IT. SO CUT TO, I'M UNDER THE DRYER
IN THE WINDOW READING "RED BOOK." AND MY FRIENDS WALK BY
AND THEY'RE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I GO, "I'M GETTING A BODY WAVE,
MAN. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE PULLS THE HAIR DYRER OFF. AND WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH."
DUDE, I WAS -- IT WAS CRAZY. YOU CAN'T JUST WASH IT OUT >> CAN I JUST ASK K IS ALLLL SOU
TO GET A GIRL'S NUMBER [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GET HER NUMBER AFTER
SHE PERMED YOUR HAIR >> Jimmy: NO, I WASN'T -- WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO DATE ME WITH
THIS HAIR? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS LIKE A PLAY-DOH HELMET
THING. IT WAS JUST SO WEIRD IT WAS SO WEIRD ON ME.
IT WAS ODD AND I REMEMBER GOING HOME ON CHRISTMAS BREAK TO SEE MY MOM.
AND MY MOM OPENED THE DOOR AND SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR AFTER SHE SAW IT
>> NO. >> Jimmy: SLAMMED THE DOOR AND SAID, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW. >> THE FACE.
>> Jimmy: I KIND OF LOOKED LIKE KRAMER OR SOMETHING. THAT'S THE WAY -
IT'S KIND OF - >> YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION "THE FACE AND THE HAIR ONLY A MOTHER
COULD LOVE?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> YOU PROVED IT WRONG >> Jimmy: YEAH I PROVED IT ALL WRONG.
YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN "THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE." CONGRATS ON ALL THE NOMINATIONS
YOU'RE GETTING [ APPLAUSE ] YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU.
YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU WE HAD ANDREW GARFIELD ON THE SHOW A COUPLE MONTHS AGO AND HE
PLAYED JIM BAKKER. AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU GUYS WOULD GO TO TO CHURCH EVERY
SUNDAY TO KIND OF RESEARCH THIS THE CHURCH THEY STARTED, RIGHT
>> YEAH. SO EVERY SUNDAY, WE WOULD PICK UP THE STARBUCKS AND PICK UP
ANDREW, AND DRIVE TO KIND OF WHERE HERITAGE, USA WAS. WHICH I THINK NOW I THINK IS
MORNING SIDE CHURCH. AND WE WERE LIKE, "OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO GO AND, YOU
KNOW, BE QUIET AND KIND OF, SLIP INTO THE BACKGROUND AND HOPEFULLY NO ONE WILL NOTICE
US." WE KINDAFELT LIKE WE WERE SNEAKING IN A LITTLE BIT
WE JUST WANTED TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING THERE. WE'RE THERE AND RIGHT IN THE
BEGINNING, ANDREW GOES, "I RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON FROM THE DOCUMENTARY.
AND HE WAS RIGHT THERE WAS A MAN THERE WHO WAS IN THE DOCUMENTARY
AND I SAID, "YEAH, LET'S GO TALK TO HIM. SO WE GO UP AND WE'RE SUPER
SHY. I'M LIKE, "HELLO MY NAME IS JESSICA CHASTAIN.
THIS IS ANDREW GARFIELD. AND WE'RE PLAYING TAMMY FAYE BAKKER AND
JIM BAKKER AND I'M WONDERING IF WE CAN TALK TO YOU.
AND THE GUY JUST LIKE LOOKS AT US AND HE'S LIKE, "COME WITH ME."
AND WE'RE LIKE, "OH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE. SO WE START WALKING BEHIND THE
STAGE AND LIKE, THESE DARK HALL WAYS AND WE'RE THINKING, "WE'RE
GOING TO GET BUSTED. WE'RE GOING TO GET THROWN OUT OF HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. AND HE TAKES US INTO A ROOM WHERE THERE ARE OTHER SECURITY
GUARDS AND THEY START WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE LOOKS AT US. I THOUGHT "THIS IS IT.
WE'RE IN TROUBLE." HE LOOKS AT ANDREW AND HE GOES, "ARE YOU SPIDER-MAN?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW, WE'RE IN
YES! >> Jimmy: YES! HE'S LIKE "YES I HAPPEN TO BE
SPIDER-MAN." ABSOLUTELY >> YES
>> I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE ABOUT "THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE. 'CAUSE, I WANT TO KNOW -
THE SINGING VOICE IS AMAZING AND THE PUPPETRY THAT YOU DID. I WANT TO GET INTO ALL OF THE
STUFF. MORE WITH JESSICA CHASTAIN AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO JESSICA CHASTAIN RIGHT NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU COMPLETELY TRANSFORMED INTO TAMMY FAYE BAKKER IN THIS
MOVIE. I REMEMBER -- I REMEMBER TAMMY FAYE GROWING UP.
I THINK MY GRANDMOTHER BOUGHT ME AN ALBUM OF HERS CALLED, LIKE, "OOPS!
THERE COMES A SMILE? OR HERE COMES A SMILE. * THERE COMES A SMILE *
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEY WERE GIANT. AND THEN I WATCHED THIS MOVIE.
BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "OH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT -- I DIDN'T KNOW A LOT, IT TURNS
OUT. AND WHEN I SAW YOU, I'M LIKE, "THAT'S JESSICA CHASTAIN
THERE'S NO WAY." LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THE MAKE-UP.
>> OH, WOW YEAH [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S CRAZY SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS OF PROSTHETICS?
IS THAT POSSIBLE >> YEAH. THAT ONE -- THE -- WHEN WE
FIRST DID IT, IT WAS SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS AND THEN THEY GOT IT DOWN TO
FOUR AND A HALF HOURS. I MEAN, TALK ABOUT AN ARTIST THAT WAS PRETTY INTENSE TO WORK
WITH THOSE INCREDIBLE ARTISANS >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT ALSO, HOW DO YOU DO THAT
YOU, BUT ALSO HOW DO YOU DO THAT SO YOU JUST SIT FOR -- SAY OR
EVEN SIT FOR ME IT'S 20 MINUTES I'D FREAK OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AN HOUR? I GO, "NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: FIVE HOURS YOU'RE SITTING THERE?
THEN, YOU HAVE TO GO ACT >> I KNOW. AND I HAD NO ENERGY.
I MEAN, I WOULD -- I'D SHOW UP TO WORK, I'D PUT COMPRESSION STOCKINGS ON MY LEGS 'CAUSE I
WAS AFRAID I COULD GET BLOOD CLOTS FROM SITTING SO LONG >> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
I LISTENED TO HER VOICE ALL -- THE WHOLE TIME AND WATCHED HER INTERVIEWS
AND THEN, YOU KNOW, AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID THAT LIKE -- HOW AM I GOING TO ACT THROUGH IT?
'CAUSE IT'S ALSO -- I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, PLASTIC ON YOUR FACE
>> Jimmy: IT'S ANOTHER LAYER YEAH >> YOU'RE WEARING A MASK
YEAH, AND SHE'S SOMEONE WHO'S SO OPEN AND SO SENSITIVE HOW DO I, KIND OF, GO THROUGH
IT AND THEN I REALIZED -- I MEAN, I GUESS HAVING MY EYES
EXPOSED AND MY VOICE AND MY BODY I GOT TO USE OTHER THINGS TO
KIND OF GET ME THROUGH THE MASK >> Jimmy: SO YOU -- DID THE
CO -- THE COSTUME DIDN'T NECESSARILY HELP YOU >> IT DID IN THE END
BUT IN THE BEGINNING, I WAS STRESSED I WAS LIKE -
I KIND OF HAD ONE OF THOSE PANICKED MOMENTS WHEN THEY PUT IT ALL ON ME
I WAS LIKE -- THE VERY FIRST TIME WITH ANY TEST, RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO PERFECT IT
AND THE FIRST TIME, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD WORKED WITH SOME OF THE ARTISTS.
AND, I, LIKE, LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I WAS LIKE, "I LOOK LIKE MRS. DOUBTFIRE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I WAS SO STRESSED OUT >> Jimmy: RIGHT?
>> BUT -- NO, I GOT THROUGH IT >> Jimmy: YOU PULLED IT OFF. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S AMAZING TO WATCH. I WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU HAVE HER ACCENT DOWN.
WHAT IS HER ACCENT WHERE IS SHE - >> SHE'S FROM
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MINNESOTA >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- SO, THAT'S THE THING
LIKE, I GUESS I JUST ASSUMED SHE WAS FROM THE SOUTH, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HER SHOW WAS
IN THE SOUTH BUT NO WHAT MADE HER SO SWEET IS SHE
HAD THAT ACCENT. AND ANDREW GARFIELD WHO PLAYS JIM BAKKER, AND I GUESS JIM WAS
ALSO FROM MINNESOTA. "WE JUST, YOU KNOW, WOULD TALK ALL THE TIME IN CHARACTER.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SOMETIMES WE'D GET A LITTLE NAUGHTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] "JIM." >> Jimmy: YEAH
"JIM." IT'S -- OH MY GOSH IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
CONGRATS ON THAT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AGAIN, BUDDY.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JESSICA CHASTAIN IN "THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, JIMMY. >> HI THERE.
I'M SCARED JESUS, GOOD LORD, FORGIVE ME OF MY SINS.
I KNOW I CARED ABOUT THINGS THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE. AND I KNOW I GOT LOST.
AND I FORGOT WHO YOU ARE TO ME BUT THAT'S DONE NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YES. JESSICA CHASTAIN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT WAS THAT
PERSON THAT WAS THAT PERSON? "THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE" STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RALPH MACCHIO. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, BUD * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS
AND PRODUCES THE HIT SERIES, "COBRA KAI." THE FOURTH --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FOURTH SEASON IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME RALPH MACCHIO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: IT IS SO -- THANK YOU
SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE >> ALL RIGHT OH, MAN.
I LOVE IT, LOVE IT >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS. THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH
OTHER, WE WERE AT AN ISLANDERS PLAYOFF GAME >> YES WE WERE
>> Jimmy: WE WERE IN -- ONE OF THE LAST GAMES IN -- >> AT THE NASSAU COLISEUM.
>> Jimmy: THE BARN >> THE OLD BARN. THE OLD BARN
>> Jimmy: WE GOT UP -- WE'RE UP IN - >> VISUAL AIDS
>> Jimmy: WE'RE -- YEAH, WE WERE UP IN THE JUMBOTRON TOGETHER
>> YES WE WERE >> Jimmy: HERE'S US GOING CRAZY.
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> LITTLE -- LITTLE TO NO ENTHUSIASM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE WENT BEYOND
CRAZY TRYING TO GET THE -- >> WE WERE HAVING -- THAT ENERGY IN THAT ROOM IS
JUST AMAZING >> Jimmy: IT WAS -- >> ALMOST AS GOOD AS IT IS
RIGHT HERE TONIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU FEELING THAT YOU'RE KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,
IT'S LIKE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN IT'S ROCKING.
WHEN IT -- IT'S -- WHEN YOU HAVE A GREAT CROWD AND IT'S ROCKING, THERE IS NO WAY TO
DESCRIBE IT. IT -- IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE
I JUST LOVED -- THEY -- SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. >> YES
>> Jimmy: WAS -- >> AND EVERYONE SANG IT ALONG. IT WAS JUST AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE SANG IT SO LOUD THAT THE GIRL SINGING PUT THE MIC DOWN
>> SHE DROPPED THE MIC >> Jimmy: SHE DROPPED THE MIC AND JUST LET -
>> WELL, SHE CAME BACK FOR "OF THE FREE." >> Jimmy: FOR THE -- YEAH.
IT'S THE BEST. >> SHE DIDN'T COUNT ON 15,000 -
>> Jimmy: I GOT GOOSEBUMPS >> IT WAS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: BUT I HOPE I DIDN'T
BOTHER YOU TOO MUCH, BECAUSE I KEPT TALKING TO YOU THE WHOLE GAME
BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED BECAUSE I DIDN'T -- WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GONNA GO TOGETHER
>> NO, NO. I DIDN'T -- YOU SURPRISED ME I WAS THERE WITH MY SON.
IT WAS AWESOME AND WE JUST, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: I CAME -- ASKED
YOU -- >> IT WAS SUCH AN EXCITING TIME, BECAUSE THE TEAM HAS JUST
COME INTO ITS OWN. THEY WERE HAVING A GREAT PLAYOFF RUN.
THEY'VE WON EVERY -- ALMOST EVERY GAME IN THE PLAYOFF RUN THEY WON, EXCEPT FOR THIS GAME,
JIMMY. I'M NOT JUDGING, MAN [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT JUDGING. BUT I WILL SAY ONE THING ABOUT GOING TO A HOCKEY GAME WITH
JIMMY FALLON HE STAYED FOR EVERY SECOND THE ULTIMATE ENTHUSIASTIC,
OPTIMISTIC -- EVEN WHEN I KNEW THIS GAME WAS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FOR MY TEAM
HE WAS LIKE, "WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "YEAH, COME ON WE GOTTA HAVE FAITH. >> YOU WERE RIGHT.
WE WERE HAVING A GREAT -- A GREAT TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE STORIES I LOVE YOUR SON. SAY "HI" TO DANIEL FOR ME.
>> I WILL. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME STORIES ABOUT HOW YOUR DAD
USED TO BRING YOU THERE. >> MY MOM AND DAD, WE USED TO GO TO THOSE GAMES WHEN I WAS A
A KID. MY CHILDHOOD WAS IN THAT BUILDING
SO TO GET TO SHARE THAT WITH MY -- MY KID, IT WAS AWESOME >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE POINTING
OUT SEATS WHERE YOU WERE -- YOU USED TO SIT. >> YEAH, YEAH.
"I SAT THERE WHEN THEY WON THE STANLEY CUP. AND I SAT THERE WHEN THEY LOST
12 IN A ROW. >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE PERFECT PERSON TO SIT NEXT TO.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: AND I WAS BOTHERED -- I WAS SO INTRIGUED BY YOU.
I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SO TELL ME WHAT THAT -- >> THE GAME, IT'S OVER THERE
>> Jimmy: AND THERE YOU GO LET'S WATCH -- FOCUS ON THE PLAYOFFS
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GREAT, IS
THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH THERE. AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS IT WAS SUCH A COOL EXPERIENCE
BECAUSE I'M -- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO TO A STADIUM OR YOU GO TO AN EVENT AND THEY GO, "LET'S
GET LOUD." AND THEN, "LET'S GET LOUDER. YOU KNOW
AND THEY HAVE THE METER ON THE JUMBOTRON. EVEN LOUDER THAN LOUDEST IS
YOU. >> YES [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY WERE DOING WAX ON PLAYOFFS IS WHAT THEY WERE SAYING
>> Jimmy: AND WHEN IT GOT TO THE THING, I WOULD LIKE, "AH!" WE'RE ALL SCREAMING, AND THEN
IT WENT TO YOU AND I GO, "WAIT, WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE LOUDER AND THEN THEY CUT TO YOU AND -- AND THERE WAS LIKE --
[ SCREAMING AND PEOPLE WERE FREAKING OUT AND THEY SAW WHERE WE WERE
SITTING. IT WAS -- IT WAS JUST AN AWESOME --
>> IT WAS. >> Jimmy: I FOUND SOMETHING THAT IS -- I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT'S PRETTY RARE BUT THIS IS -- NHL, THE ISLANDERS ACTUALLY MADE YOUR --
YOU GOT YOUR OWN HOCKEY CARD LOOK AT THIS THIS IS THE ISLANDERS.
THIS IS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT WAS -- THAT WAS
AROUND -- THAT WAS, LIKE, 1991 AND "MY COUSIN VINNY," HAD JUST COME OUT AT THAT TIME.
AND THEY WERE -- THE NHL -- IT WAS THE 75th YEAR OF THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE, SO THEY
WERE GOING TO DIFFERENT TEAMS, FINDING CELEBRITY CAPTAINS AND I GOT -- YOU KNOW,
THAT'S -- I MEAN, I GOT A HOCKEY CARD. I MEAN, WHO ELSE
IT WAS, LIKE, JOHN GOODMAN WITH ST. LOUIS. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND MR. ROGERS, PITTSBURGH PENGUINS. WHO KNEW
>> Jimmy: PITTSBURGH MR. ROGERS YEAH, PITTSBURGH
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY >> IT WAS -- IT WAS AWESOME. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IS THIS --
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOUND THAT I MEAN, NOTHING IS SAFE.
>> Jimmy: IS IT -- WHY IT'S SO RARE >> NOTHING IS SAFE
>> Jimmy: NO, NOTHING IS SAFE. NO, I HAVE EVERYTHING. YEAH
DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE >> I -- I DO I DO
>> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT, GOOD. DO YOU WANT --
>> SO, YOU CAN KEEP THAT ONE >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD I WANT -- I'LL KEEP IT IN MINT
CONDITION. >> IN MINT CONDITION, RIGHT. I LOVE THAT YOU PUT THE GLOVES
ON TOO, WHICH MAKES ME LAUGH >> YEAH, WELL, I -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LIKE, WHAT FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
IT HAD TO BE MY CHOICE MAYBE IT WAS JUST ME TRYING TO BE BAD ASS
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS MY -- I GUESS -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M
GOING TO DO SOMETHING THAT NO OTHER FAN -- >> I NEED ALL -- I NEED ALL THE
HELP I CAN GET >> Jimmy: SUPER FAN WILL DO. YEAH
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO CONGRATULATE ON
"COBRA KAI," BY THE WAY. >> THANKS, MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ARE YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON FOUR OF "COBRA KAI" NOW,
WITHIN DAYS, BECAME THE NUMBER ONE MOST WATCHED SHOW GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX
>> AMAZING >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND LAST WEEK, "COBRA KAI" SCORED A BIG SAG NOMINATION
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: FOR OUTSTANDING ACTION PERFORMANCE
>> OH, THE STUNT -- OUR STUNT TEAM IS AMAZING. AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: DUDE -- DO YOU -- BUT YOU MUST GET IN THERE. I SEE YOU.
YOU GET IN >> I DO GET IN THERE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I DO. AND WE ALL WORK VERY, VERY HARD
WE HAVE A LOT OF STUDLY, YOUNG, AMAZING ATHLETIC, CAST MEMBERS SO GUYS LIKE WILLIAM ZABKA,
MYSELF, AND NEED TO -- NEED TO KEEP UP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND WE DO. WE DO. THEY -- YOU KNOW, IT'S -- BUT,
I KNOW I COULD PULL, LIKE, MY ASS MUSCLE, LIKE, WITH ONE WRONG KICK WITHOUT STRETCHING.
IT'S THE STRETCHING. IT'S ALL ABOUT STRETCHING. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL ABOUT --
IT'S ALL ABOUT STRETCHING. NO, IT IS ALL ABOUT STRETCHING OH, MY GOSH.
>> IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT STRETCHING BUT WE --
[ LAUGHTER ] WE -- YOU KNOW, BUT WHAT HAPPENS NOW, JIMMY, IS I
GIVE -- I GIVE, LIKE -- LIKE, AN INJURY REPORT TO THE STUNT TEAM
I MEAN, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I'VE DONE. I, SORT OF, FEEL LIKE AN NFL
COACH ON A MONDAY MORNING AFTER SUNDAYS. THEY'RE LIKE, "MACCHIO IS
DAY-TO-DAY WITH A RIGHT HAMSTRING PULL." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, GATHER AROUND EVERYBODY.
YEAH >> HE CAN TURN 30% TO THE RIGHT.
BUT THE LEFT SIDE, CAN'T LET - >> Jimmy: THEY CAN'T DO -- >> AND THEY ACTUALLY TAILOR THE
FIGHT SCENES TO MY STRENGTHS AND MAKE ME LOOK GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
SO THAT'S HOW WE DO IT >> Jimmy: THEY'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, JUST USE YOUR LEFT ARM
IN THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE.
I SAW THAT THIS -- THERE'S ALWAYS SURPRISES AND BRAND NEW CHARACTERS COMING IN EVERY
EPISODE. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "COBRA KAI," YOU CAN START SEASON ONE
YOU'LL GET IT. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT
DO YOU -- AND EVERY -- YEAH. BUT THIS SEASON, YOUR ACTUAL REAL LIFE DAUGHTER --
>> YES >> Jimmy: -- JULIA IS ON THE SHOW WITH YOU.
>> YES, SHE IS >> Jimmy: NOT PLAYING YOUR DAUGHTER
>> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT STILL, THERE SHE IS THERE
>> OH, THAT WAS US IN THE DRESSING ROOM. YES, YES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS WAS AFTER WE -- >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT?
>> THAT'S JULIA. AND WITH -- WITH RESPECT TO THE GREAT PAT MORITA
>> Jimmy: PAT MORITA >> MR. MIYAGI, YOU KNOW? THAT'S --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S WEARING A MIYAGI T-SHIRT I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH. SHE -- SHE KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK
THE WRITERS OF THE SHOW CAME UP WITH A CHARACTER FOR HER THAT -- SHE'S ACTIVE, SINGS AND
DANCES AND A TRIPLE THREAT. >> Jimmy: WOW!
>> AND SHE'S -- SHE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WONDER WHERE SHE GOT THAT FROM.
>> YEAH, NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. >> I'D SAY IT SKIPS
A GENERATION SHE HAS IT I'M WORKING ON IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S -- YEAH, RIGHT. >> AND SHE -- YOU KNOW, I WAS
NERVOUS. YOU KNOW, YOUR OWN KID, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND LISTEN, I WENT ON THE SHOW, BUT SHE -- THEY WROTE HER
THIS GREAT ROLE AND SHE GETS TO QUESTION MY PARENTING SKILLS, WHICH WAS, KIND OF, META, TO
HAVE MY OWN KID ASKING ME WHY I'M FAILING AS A PARENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH >> IT WAS A LOT OF FUN
AND IT -- >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THE WRITING, I SHOULD SAY THE
WRITING IS FANTASTIC ON THIS SHOW >> THEY ARE TERRIFIC
>> Jimmy: KUDOS TO THOSE WRITERS. >> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY IT'S SMART IT'S INTERESTING
I GO -- AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE, IT'S NEVER ENDING. I MEAN, THIS IS JUST GETTING
BIGGER AND BIGGER. SO IT'S LIKE A -- YOU'RE CREATING A WHOLE UNIVERSE.
>> MM-HM YEAH LISTEN, JON, JOSH AND HAYDEN
ARE THE MAIN CREATORS OF THE SHOW AND THE ENTIRE WRITING STAFF.
THESE GUYS, THEY ARE TRULY THE FANS THAT ARE WRITING THE SHOW FOR THE FANS
SO THEY -- THEY HAVE THEIR -- YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THEIR BIG CANVAS AND ALL THE PAINTS UP
THERE. AND THEY JUST -- IT'S NOW GROWING.
THE CAST IS -- IS GROWING GETTING DEEPER, MORE -- THE CURVES AND TURNS AND TWISTS ARE
TAKING >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHERE IT'S --
>> YOU KNOW, IT HAS BECOME -- YOU SAY THAT IT -- IT'S -- IT COULD GO SO MANY DIFFERENT
PLACES IT'S BECOMING THE, SORT OF, KARATE KID CINEMATIC UNIVERSE,
IS WHAT WE TALK ABOUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS. >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, MARVEL.
LIKE, I MEAN, WE COULD DO PREQUELS WE COULD DO MOVIES
MAYBE WE'LL DO A SPINOFF IN THIS DIRECTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING. >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST GETTING
BIGGER AND BIGGER. AND IT'S ALL GREAT AND ALL FUN AND THEN YOU GO --
>> IT'S A LOT OF FUN >> Jimmy: AND A GOOD LITTLE NODS TO THE MOVIE.
>> MM-HM >> Jimmy: AND ALL THE MOVIES >> MM-HM
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S JUST -- IT'S WELL DONE. AND EVERYONE'S GREAT
CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S RALPH MACCHIO AND WILLIAM ZABKA IN "COBRA KAI.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> THAT'S IT BALANCE GOOD
KARATE KICK. EVERYTHING -- [ SPLASH ]
>> THIS THING ISN'T EVEN LEVEL >> OR MAYBE YOU HAVE A LITTLE IMBALANCE INSIDE OF YOU.
>> I STILL DON'T SEE ME USING ANY OF THIS IN A REAL FIGHT. >> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL
YOU. MIYAGI-DO IS NOT ABOUT FIGHTING
YOU KNOW WHAT MR. MIYAGI SAID WAS THE BEST DEFENSE IN ALL OF KARATE
>> HIGH OUTSIDE BLOCK AGAINST AN AXE KICK. >> THE BEST DEFENSE IS NO BE
THERE. >> YOU MEAN, "DON'T BE THERE"? >> GUY TEACHES YOU CENTURIES OF
HIS ANCIENT FAMILY KARATE AND YOU CAN'T HELP HIM WITH HIS ENGLISH?
>> DON'T EVEN GO THERE WITH ME, JOHNNY >> ALL RIGHT, ARE WE DONE?
OR DO I HAVE TO SIT IN HERE AND FREEZE MY [ BLEEP ] OFF TO FIND INNER PEACE?
>> NO. WE'RE DONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT RIGHT
THERE. "YEAH, WE'RE DONE. >> IT'S -- "WE'RE DONE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RALPH MACCHIO, EVERYBODY.
FROM THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS. "COBRA KAI" SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM THE WINNER OF "CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS."
KAREN HESTER AS DOLLY PARTON COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: BY DAY -- BY DAY, SHE IS A CAMP ACTIVITIES LEADER
FROM MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA BUT BY NIGHT, SHE IS A
A DOLLY PARTON TRIBUTE ARTIST AND WINNER OF "CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS.
HERE TO PERFORM A MEDLEY OF DOLLY PARTON HITS, KAREN HESTER
* >> WELL, HELLO EVERYBODY WOO HOO!
* I TUMBLE OUTTA BE AND I STUMBLE TO THE KITCHEN POUR MYSEL
A CUP OF AMBITION * * YAWN AND STRETC AND TRY TO COME TO LIFE *
* I JUMP IN THE SHOWE AND THE BLOOD STARTS PUMPING OUT ON THE STREE
THE TRAFFIC STARTS JUMPING * * WITH FOLKS LIKE M ON THE JOB
FROM 9 TO 5 YEAH * * WORKING 9 TO WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN
BARELY GETTING BY * * IT'S ALL TAKING AND NO GIVING *
* THEY JUST USE YOUR MIND AND THEY NEVER GIVE YOU CREDIT *
* IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YO CRAZY IF YOU LET I 9 TO 5 *
* WELL THEY GOT YOU WHERE THEY WANT YOU * * THERE'S A BETTER LIFE
YA'LL DREAM ABOUT IT DON'T YOU * * IT'S A RICH MAN'S GAM
I DON'T CARE WHA THEY CALL IT * * AND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE
PUTTING MONEY IN HIS WALLE 9 TO 5 * *
* JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOLEN I'M BEGGING OF YOU
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MAN * * JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE JOLEN
PLEASE DON'T TAKE HI JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN * * JOLENE *
>> WOO LET'S PARTY! * TWO DOORS DOW
THEY'RE LAUGHING AND DRINKIN AND HAVING A PARTY * * YEAH TWO DOORS DOWN
THEY'RE NOT AWAR THAT I'M AROUND * * BUT HERE I AM
JUST CRYING MY HEART OUT FEELING SORR BUT THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY *
* JUST TWO DOORS DOWN * >> LET'S PARTY * OH OH O
OH TWO DOORS DOW OH OH OH OH TWO DOORS DOWN *
>> WOO HOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY GOODNESS!
COME ON! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, TOO! >> Jimmy: KAREN HESTER RIGHT
THERE! >> AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DOLLY PARTON
>> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLLY MY THANKS TO JESSICA CHASTAIN, RALPH MACCHIO, KAREN HESTER
ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT JOB MAN.
AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE